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Clink, clink, drink, drink, you are Pomona Bullets and I am Baruch Medusa and this is Top Shelf

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High Jinks.

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Let us begin.

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Is a fast walker like myself, she doesn't walk slow so, oh yeah, I, I, and plus it was

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hot, something like bitch, let's fucking walk.

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Well, it wasn't as hot as it was.

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I don't know what the fuck.

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We're breaking records and Orion, but see, I'm not initially from Oregon, so they're

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like in 1981, well, like fuck, okay, I was like one years old, so I don't fucking know

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and I was in Southern California.

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I didn't give a shit.

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I mean, Southern Kelly, you're fucking bacon and you're not so pasty.

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You got sun.

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You got some fucking vitamin D, vitamin K, whatever the fuck the sun gives you.

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Here, shit, you just-

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Wolf spiders and Nutrias.

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Look it up people.

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Yes, look it up and wolf spiders don't spin webs.

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They fucking jump on their prey.

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Just letting you know.

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I wanted to open my window in the bedroom last night and I'm like, you know what, I'm

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not going to do that because something's going to crawl in and I'm going to be screaming.

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Whoa.

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At least it's the spare bedroom that you're at.

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The screens are legit.

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My daughter's screens on the other hand, my G.

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You just can't.

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Just don't.

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Yeah, no, no, no, no, I kept it closed.

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Plus, I'm appreciative that you keep the air or the thermostat at 68 degrees.

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Perfect.

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I'm still Kelly.

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I still got Kelly.

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Kelly just fucking running through my fucking veins, so I don't know.

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And it's been six years.

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So, yeah, I don't know.

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That's why they hate me here.

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Oh, by the way, I heard you're a stickler when it comes to your kids going to school,

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which is fine.

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But if there's a snow day, they need to stay home.

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So G-Unit advised me that there was one day where her, I guess, her friend's dad, I want

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to say, said there was a snow day, but Pomona Bullets here.

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I was just like, no, there was no notification.

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So you're walking to school.

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And then G-Unit shows up at school and they're like, yeah, it's a snow day.

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Well, somebody needs to call my fucking mom.

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I guess my mom did pick her ass up before I went to fucking work and I fucking got her

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home safely.

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But they should have called Pomona Bullets or maybe you should have believed your daughter.

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I don't know.

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Maybe a little bit of half, half enough.

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I mean, who believes their fucking 15-year-old fucking daughter?

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Like that's the age where you're like, hmm, trying to pull a fast one, huh?

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Like I don't know.

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So yeah, my bad.

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And I'll say this, you're a stellar parent because me and Pomona, well, I won't say Pomona

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Bullets was bad and I wasn't bad, but you know, we tested the limits a lot and I didn't

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know her in high school.

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However, her son and daughter are like stellar angels.

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And by angels, I mean, of course they get into trouble, but they're like fucking 4.0.

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It's like the total weirdest thing ever.

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It's like, huh.

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I don't know.

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You're blessed, bitch.

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Well, I would like to thank you.

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Pat yourself on the back.

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Yes, I'm going to pat myself on the back, but I'm going to say there was a lot of work.

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And I also want to say that when I would say to people, especially in the dating realm

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of things at my age or, you know, let's just say 10 years back to current, I would try to

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tell people like, I do have two children, but they're great.

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But what mother doesn't say their kids are great.

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And I honestly was like, no, fuck that.

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My kids are fucking great because I fucking whooped them into shape and I have been conditioning

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them to be active members of society and to have fucking manners and, and, you know,

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respect and just geez, like, come on, clean yourself, clean your room, keep like, I don't

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know.

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I guess it's a lot of like military, like, like boom, boom, boom drill sergeant shit.

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And thank you, dad.

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I learned it from my dad.

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But I, I am, I thank you.

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Thank you, Medusa.

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You're welcome.

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Because I think my kids are pretty, they're pretty nerdy, but they're pretty cool.

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Yeah, they got their shit together.

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Yeah.

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Have the fucking house clean before I get home from work.

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She had her daughter clean everything before I showed up and I'm sorry, Pomona Bulls was

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just like, is everything okay?

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I'm like, bitch, stop worrying.

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Everything is fine here.

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I'm just here to chill.

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I'm not here to judge.

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And then we got drunk.

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It's all we do here.

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Okay.

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So I can't think of anything else right now.

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Do you have any rats?

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Let's start with the rats and then we can go from there.

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I'll let you rant first because you have a shit time.

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I'm trying to like, there's just so many fucking rats.

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So the God.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm not going to rant about what I go through day to day because most of you listeners are

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probably not going to understand like the fucking two lane highways and tractors and

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fucking hay farmers and allergies and all this bullshit.

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But I think I'm going to rant on, okay, this is what I'm really going to rant on.

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Medusa can call me a bitch and I call her bitch or bitch and that's fine.

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A rando off the street can't be like, it was all bitch.

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Like, please don't because then like, no, like, like, no, no, that's like a fucking

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bullet in the head.

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I don't, I don't know.

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It's not literally it's just figure of speech.

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But if you don't know me and it's the same thing.

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You come on.

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Don't call me pa.

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Like just don't call me pa.

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Like just don't shorten it unless you're my fucking homie.

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And I'm sure homies still are around because Medusa just told me that homies are still around.

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It's just not the cholos.

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But there are Edgers now.

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According to my Kia Pomona salesman.

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Absolutely.

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I'm sorry.

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I was taking a drink.

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But yeah, my rant is just like, don't call me a bitch.

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I am a bitch.

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And I honestly take it as a call.

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Is that your pronoun?

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My pronoun is bitch and bitch.

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What's yours?

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This bitch and that bitch.

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This bitch and that bitch.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I think that's kind of yeah.

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And also my other rule, the bigger rant is fucking cover your food when you put it in

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the microwave.

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Let's start with that.

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And then the people who, you know, like when you cook something in the microwave, even

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if it's covered and then like it overflows or whatever.

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So it ends up on the tray.

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So that always ends up crusty because nobody likes to fucking wipe that up either.

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Nobody wants to put that shit in the fucking dishwasher.

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Cover that shit up.

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Fucking, I don't know.

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I honestly think you don't really want your cheap ass Tupperware from the fucking Dollar

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Tree or whatever in there because it's going to warp.

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But cover that shit up.

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Put some plastic wrap.

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I think plastic wrap really works.

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Or paper towels.

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Or paper towels and tuck it under the plate, please.

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And if it over spills or whatever.

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And this is, I'm directing this to children, husbands, wives, whoever doesn't do this at

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home.

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And if you're using a communal microwave at work, thank you.

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Don't act like you don't know that your shit just fucked up the microwave.

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Fucking clean it.

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That's my rant.

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I fucking hate people.

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I hate them.

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Just fucking stop being lazy.

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Come on.

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Just like when you get a grocery cart, just don't put it right there so it doesn't roll

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anymore.

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Put it in the fucking, what is it called?

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The cart keeper?

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Fucking whatever.

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Just put it where all the carts go.

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So let me piggyback off working the microwave.

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So at work, the girls bathroom, the soap dispenser, we manually, or we have to put, or like we

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refill it ourselves, which is fine.

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But I think I'm the only one who ever does it.

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So it's annoying.

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Because other people, like one person, they probably didn't realize because I buy the

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soap.

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So like I put it underneath the fucking sink.

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Or a company credit card, right?

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No, I just buy it myself because they buy the wrong one.

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So I'm like, I need this fucking soap and it needs to be like this one, so I buy it.

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I don't fucking care.

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There's only four girls in there.

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Yeah, so it doesn't, it takes, it lasts forever.

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But I was just like, I don't know who did it, but somebody, I want to say it was the

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first time I refilled it or whatever it was empty.

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They like put, I hate when people fucking put water in it.

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You know what I'm talking about, right?

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Yes.

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So like when you're trying to dilute it, yeah.

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And I'm just like, but it couldn't have been one of the girls that works with me because

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they know I buy the soap and it's underneath this thing.

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So I don't know who used the bathroom, but I was just like, bitch, it's underneath the

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fucking sink.

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Look where the sink is and refill it.

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So that's, I guess that's not even a real rant, but no, it is a rant because motherfuckers

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don't even fucking nobody.

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I don't know.

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Boomer's gonna boom.

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Okay.

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But guess what?

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Millennials, what are you going to do when there's no soap?

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What are you going to do when your microwave is so crusty and fucked up?

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Nobody wants to clean it.

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I didn't do it.

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But you're still going to put your food in that shit.

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Please don't.

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Please don't.

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Please just stop.

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Look and think.

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Would you want your food in that shit?

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Like no, clean it.

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That's like when the fire stop, drop and roll.

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Yeah.

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Stop, drop, shut it down, open up.

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Okay.

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So my main rant is now that I think about a rant is that fucking game we just played

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that who's the faker.

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So the game is called who's the faker.

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I fucking hate that game.

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Well, they're so because I misunderstood.

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I misunderstood the concept concept.

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I misunderstood the concept.

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So I was guessing the wrong.

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I was guessing the opposite of what it was supposed to be every fucking time.

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So it was Jack.

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You don't know Jack.

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And of course, if anybody has played this game, I originally played it back in fucking

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2006.

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It's going to fucking really tell my age.

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But if you guys listen to our podcast prior to this one, you're going to know because

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my dosa says that.

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But anyways, um, yeah, there's there's some games where I'm like, yeah, and my kids just

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do this.

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And yeah, it's a lot, especially if you are drinking and clanking.

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Um, it's just kind of like, wait, slow down.

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I'm a fucking like I as myself, I'm speaking on behalf of myself when my kids are like,

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mama's play this.

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And I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm just going to fucking have a drink and another drink and

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another drink.

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And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to have some kid time.

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Fuck it.

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And yeah, I was pissed.

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I'm a poor sport.

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Everybody in the world needs to know I'm a poor sport.

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If I'm losing in checkers, I'm fucking flipping the table.

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If I'm like, I did not know that about you, Pomona.

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Well, that's shots fired.

255
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Yeah.

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Pew, pew.

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If I win and I'm losing, then guess what?

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Everybody's going down.

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Who's sent my battleship, bitch?

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Fuck that.

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Especially the game of life.

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I was so fucking tired of getting fucking, I'm landing on this fucking little space where

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I get twins and twins and twins.

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My fucking car can't even hold these motherfucking pegs.

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I'm like, what?

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I never liked the game of life either.

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That game was wack.

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Yeah.

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And then I bought the game of life and it was like an updated version where you can use

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a debit card.

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And then you could take a college pass.

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And, and all this bullshit.

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And I still end up no matter what version of the game of life I'm playing.

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I always end up with like a fucking minivan full of fucking kids.

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But does the mini game or the minivan have spinners though?

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Fuck, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make some.

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I'm gonna make some next time.

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But I'm fucking, I'm such a poor sport.

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I'm just like, fuck it.

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Even if I'm playing Jenga and I'm gonna drive this minivan off the cliff, bitch.

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Fuck, fuck college, fuck this, fuck kids.

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I'm taking another path and I always end up with a fucking car full of fucking kids.

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Fertile murder.

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I guess.

285
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But I mean, I stopped bleeding a long time ago.

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So I don't know.

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The moonshine has kicked in from my girl Pomona bullets.

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And the fucking, and the universe is next.

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Oh shit.

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Get out of here.

291
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Get out of here.

292
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Yeah, I know.

293
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But I, what was your rave for?

294
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I mean, oh gosh, I know you don't have a rave.

295
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You have more rants because Medusa, we haven't seen each other in like 12 years maybe?

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Oh fuck.

297
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Probably.

298
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Maybe more.

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Wait 12.

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So 20, 23 minus 2011?

301
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Maybe.

302
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But I have to say one thing for bull fucking hot as fuck.

303
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Maybe a little.

304
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Yeah.

305
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I sent a picture of me and Pomona bullets to my brother and he's like, oh yeah, what's

306
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,680
up, gin and juice?

307
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And you know what?

308
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We didn't do the whole little filters and we're not, we're not those bitches.

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We don't do all that or try to fucking put it higher so we don't have a double chin or

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whatever.

311
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And you know what?

312
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I don't think either.

313
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Well, I might have a little one.

314
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You don't.

315
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You look fine.

316
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I think I'm fucking pretty hot in person.

317
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But my pitch, I'm a bad picture taker.

318
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I was like, in person.

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What do you mean?

320
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Well, I mean like, I'm not photogenic.

321
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Whatever.

322
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:07,240
Yeah, but you know, I claim, claim, think, think, think, think, dick, dick, dick, dick,

323
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pick, pick.

324
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Let's do this.

325
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Dick, pick.

326
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,000
You know, I don't know if the Raiders won last night.

327
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Do you know if the Chargers won?

328
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You should look on your phone really quick.

329
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,560
And by the way, Pomona bullets is a Chargers fantasy.

330
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,720
We're both Invicta watch girls, right?

331
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,120
So I have my and I didn't realize you said you have the Invicta angels.

332
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I didn't realize what the fuck you were talking about.

333
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And then I look at my, I look.

334
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So I have an Invicta angel with the white wristband.

335
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I do the plastic wristband, I guess, or the silicone wristband.

336
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And I look and I'm like, oh, it says angel.

337
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I'm like, oh, that's what Pomona Bulls is talking about.

338
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I have an Invicta angel watch.

339
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320
Yes.

340
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I fucking love this.

341
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And I have the white wristband.

342
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It has not gone dirty.

343
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This is like three years old.

344
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Yeah.

345
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This is.

346
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But so I'm complimenting on our motherfucking watch, right?

347
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And I'm like, I like your fucking watch.

348
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And then I look closer and I'm like, oh, fuck, it's a goddamn fucking charger at watch.

349
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840
And she's like, yeah, girl.

350
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And I'm like, whoa, shit.

351
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,760
Now I need to see if they had the Invicta Raiders watch for me.

352
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,960
No, no, no.

353
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,920
Well, no, you know, I'm just a Raider hater.

354
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,840
Yeah, of course you are.

355
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,560
So Raiders played Raiders was at the Rams last night.

356
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,160
I don't know who the Chargers played or maybe the Chargers play tomorrow.

357
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,440
Yeah, I think it is tomorrow or maybe today because it's preseason.

358
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,000
Hold on preseason.

359
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Let's go.

360
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Let's go.

361
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We got we got bears and colts.

362
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But last night's last night.

363
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,840
Let's go.

364
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,400
Let's keep going down.

365
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400
We looking we looking.

366
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,360
OK, we have Cowboys and Seahawks.

367
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We get a fuck about the chicken.

368
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And the cowgirls go to our teams.

369
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,440
What about scores or is the scores at?

370
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,480
Oh, I can if I click on it.

371
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,000
Oh, I'm just going to see who's playing.

372
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She is the NFL.

373
00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:02,280
Yeah, I have the NFL app and I am encouraging Medusa to get it because you can just watch

374
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it on the fly.

375
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:08,160
It's only like 49 bucks a year or 79 a year.

376
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:13,200
Oh, I thought you could just you could you could do all kinds of shit.

377
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,280
But anyways, OK, Saints and Chargers.

378
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Oh, at 445.

379
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,520
That was oh, that's tomorrow.

380
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,520
So they play.

381
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,520
So the Chargers play tomorrow.

382
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,520
What about yesterday?

383
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,520
The Rams right there right there.

384
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,040
The Rams watch it.

385
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,600
Oh, no, but they already played.

386
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,600
They played last night.

387
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,600
So what was the score?

388
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They should have.

389
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So continue entertaining our gas while I find out.

390
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:41,120
Ah, OK, so I'm drinking coconut water and vodka.

391
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,200
I call that hydrating and libating.

392
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,040
Oh, and by the way, so I was.

393
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:52,640
Pomona blots had to work this morning, so I get up and her I guess fiance her significant

394
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,240
others downstairs. Hey, Medusa, you want coffee?

395
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,600
Of course I want coffee.

396
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
Yes, please.

397
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
Yes, sir.

398
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,040
Would you like sugar or creamer in your coffee?

399
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,600
And I'm like, no, bitch, I don't do that anymore.

400
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,400
It's been a long time, but you know, it goes great with black coffee.

401
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400
And he's like, what?

402
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400
I said vodka.

403
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,400
He's like, what?

404
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,360
I've never had vodka with coffee.

405
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:19,720
And now let me preface this was saying yesterday I was a really fucked up.

406
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,400
So when I get up this morning, I tell Pomona bullets because she's already at work.

407
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:28,040
I'm like, hey, I'm not going to drink till you get home and we start recording the podcast.

408
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,360
I will be a good girl.

409
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,840
And then vodka vodka and vodka vodka and coffee.

410
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,640
So he's like, that sounds interesting or whatever.

411
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,640
And I'm like, you know what?

412
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640
Bring the vodka out.

413
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,280
So he pours it in and I'm like, you know what?

414
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:46,240
Fucking pour it in my in me too or poured in me, poured in my fucking glass.

415
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,240
And then you know what what her significant other does?

416
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,600
She's like, clink, clink bitch.

417
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,800
And I'm like, you know what?

418
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,800
Party time.

419
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800
Let's go clink clink.

420
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,120
Well, first of all, nobody can take.

421
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,800
Well, I don't know.

422
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,520
I guess Medusa would.

423
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,920
I'm a nice person.

424
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:03,920
You know what?

425
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,640
I'm just going to shut up.

426
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,160
So I text, I text Pomona bullets.

427
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,800
I'm like, hey, this is what's going on.

428
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,800
So I've just converted.

429
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,040
I've successfully converted another person to black coffee with vodka.

430
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,400
No sugar, no cream.

431
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400
That's all you fucking need.

432
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,480
And then I also told him like at night, my nightcap, like if I want to relax, like a

433
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,960
muscle relaxer for me is like peppermint tea, hot peppermint tea.

434
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,880
I brought tea bags, by the way, hot peppermint tea bag or a peppermint tea with vodka.

435
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,880
That's mama's.

436
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,680
I call it like mommy needs a nightcap.

437
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,600
This is mommy's quiet time before bedtime.

438
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:43,200
And then I can be comatose and he's like, oh, really, really?

439
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,560
And you know what Pomona bullets does when I tell her all this?

440
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,840
She texts her significant other and be like, hey, you need to behave.

441
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840
Don't drink too much.

442
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:57,440
I fucking woke up and I'm going to I wake up at 4 a.m. to go to work and I'm trying to

443
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:03,640
like hustle and bustle so I can get home to my bestie, Medusa, because she came up here

444
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,600
for 36 motherfucking hours.

445
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:10,440
And I'm like, oh, fuck, I got to I got to get back home as soon as possible, but still

446
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,440
be responsible, but still do it.

447
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:18,160
And you know, I wake up and homies already fucking drink it.

448
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,400
So you know what?

449
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400
Don't blame him.

450
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400
That was me.

451
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,200
I know that was before the vodka at 4 in the morning.

452
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200
Yeah.

453
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,200
Oh, yeah.

454
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,440
Well, he you know what?

455
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,160
He left that part out.

456
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160
What was he drinking?

457
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,160
Soco.

458
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My so.

459
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh my God, you guys are so nice.

460
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,800
It was my fucking little stash that I fucking have a little fucking pint.

461
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,920
It's right there under my fucking bed in case of emergencies.

462
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,040
And that next to your shotgun.

463
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,040
Yes, exactly.

464
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:52,200
If I have to kill or, you know, if somebody's gonna, I don't know, I'm a single mom pretty

465
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,200
much.

466
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:57,640
So it's just, you know, so it goes clink, clink, pew, pew.

467
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,800
Yes, pew, pew.

468
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,160
The anatomy of a pew.

469
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160
You saw my shirt.

470
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,440
It's clink, clink, pew, pew.

471
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,920
It's angel dust.

472
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,720
Oh, the hair on is speaking.

473
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:18,240
It was so funny because I have all these stupid ass shirts and since I moved to Oregon, it's

474
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,560
kind of like, I don't know, everybody wears pajamas everywhere.

475
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560
Nobody wears makeup.

476
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,960
Nobody gives a shit about their hair, especially in my town.

477
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,120
I'm a very, very small town.

478
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:33,880
So I have to like slow it down a notch because I'm from SoCal concrete jungle.

479
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,040
Like let's get going.

480
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,040
Get out of my way.

481
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,040
What do you mean?

482
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,080
The speed fucking limit is 30.

483
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,680
I don't get it.

484
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:49,560
And what do you mean that there's no such thing as J walking here?

485
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,800
If somebody just walked.

486
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,600
Well, that's one lane highway.

487
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:59,160
So why would, but in the town, if somebody's just like standing and they just want to walk,

488
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:05,000
but there's a fucking crosswalk like in California, if there's, you go to the fucking crosswalk,

489
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,200
you've got the right away, it says walk, stop, whatever.

490
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,720
But yeah, okay, go ahead.

491
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:16,320
Yeah, but these fucking assholes can just just walk out in the street and it's like,

492
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,000
I don't have a horse and a wagon, motherfucker.

493
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:25,400
I'm fucking going and no wonder why you want me to drive like golf cart speed.

494
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400
Like fuck off.

495
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,960
Okay, so here's another thing about Oregon.

496
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,920
I know she said there was no tax, but I took her daughter out after the car show and we

497
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,080
went to the pizza place.

498
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,800
There is no tax on hot or on like restaurant food.

499
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,840
No, but there was no tax on hot food and they didn't include the Gratuit.

500
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,280
You know, like in SoCal, they include the Gratuit right away with the tax and it's just like

501
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,280
whatever.

502
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,800
I was just like, oh, this is so weird.

503
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,800
It's a $22.50.

504
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800
Okay.

505
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,920
And then, you know, you obviously I slapped the tip on there, but I was just like, that's

506
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,600
just so weird to me.

507
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,600
We're in Amish land up here, people.

508
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:08,600
They will, I went to Carl's Jr. and I was like, okay, so if I just get a double, double

509
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:16,960
like cheeseburger or just like a minimal item, they're like, it's $1.99.

510
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,240
Guess what I pay $1.99.

511
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:25,600
It's not like California where you're like, oh, I'm paying $2.08 or whatever the fuck

512
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600
it is.

513
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,600
It's just $1.99.

514
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,760
Like it's just, it's, it's real, it's, it's a blessing.

515
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760
It's nice.

516
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760
It's great.

517
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:39,120
It's like the movie Pleasantville up here, but with tractors and wool spiders and Nutria.

518
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,720
By the way, look up Nutria.

519
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,720
Look it up.

520
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,960
They're gross.

521
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,000
I fucking shot so many of them.

522
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Well, not to kill.

523
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,400
Just like, like when you have one little stray cat, it just keeps, you know, it's in heat

524
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,840
and it's in your backyard and you just like get a BB gun.

525
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,800
I don't know if you guys are like me, but you just kind of pop it once or twice.

526
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,080
So they know not to be in your yard anymore.

527
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,400
It's the wild, wild best up here.

528
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,000
That's all I'm going to say.

529
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,200
I would rather deal with coyotes and skunks and bobcats because that's all I'm used to.

530
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,040
We have coyotes here.

531
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:20,800
The, the biggest rant that I have about just coming up here to Oregon and being liquors

532
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,480
only in the liquor stores and liquor stores are closed, I guess on the Sundays or whatever

533
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,680
the fuck like New Jersey.

534
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,760
It was so funny because my son coming from California, when I would go to the liquor

535
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:38,400
store in Southern California, my son would come inside and I said, go pick a little snack

536
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,760
or a treat.

537
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:46,120
And of course there's, there's Cheetos, there's chips, Lays, there's Starburst candy, whatever

538
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,120
the fuck you want.

539
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,760
You want a soda, whatever the fuck you want.

540
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760
You just grab it.

541
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:56,440
And I would just go in straight and grab myself a bottle and it was the liquor store.

542
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,680
So my son knew the liquor store, but he knew like, oh shit, all right, well I can get an

543
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,400
ice cream or I could get whatever.

544
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:09,120
And as a, the, the great mother that I was, I always let him get a treat because I was

545
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120
getting a treat.

546
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120
Mama was getting a treat.

547
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,680
And your medicine.

548
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,520
I come here to Oregon and liquor stores.

549
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,840
There's only one liquor store in town.

550
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,840
And it has.

551
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,840
The liquor store?

552
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,480
It's, yeah, it's only liquor and they have specific hours.

553
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,080
And my son's like, where are you going?

554
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,960
I go to the liquor store and he goes, I want to go.

555
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,960
Guess what?

556
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,960
There's only liquor.

557
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,960
There's no show.

558
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,960
Yeah.

559
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,840
And, and anybody under the age 18 can't come in.

560
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,840
So guess what?

561
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840
Oh really?

562
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840
Yeah.

563
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Oh shit.

564
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,840
So it's like the old porno shops.

565
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,840
Yeah.

566
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,600
It is like, I'm sorry son.

567
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:49,120
I'll go to the gas station and buy you some Starburst or Skittles after the fact.

568
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,560
Like it was just fucking Oregon.

569
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:58,800
But it honestly, I do appreciate the slower pace of life and it kind of helped me out

570
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,120
just to slow it down a little bit.

571
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:06,280
Took me about, well, it's still taking me time, but six years.

572
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,320
It's good.

573
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,200
And the fact that you can deal with snakes on the daily and I guess wolf spiders.

574
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,240
Well, the fact that you can deal with that.

575
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,960
I'm like, when she told me that, and then, oh, so last night I'm sitting on the couch

576
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,680
and her daughter was like, not too far from me, but all of a sudden she pops up, she grabs

577
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,320
a boot and she runs behind me and she smacks the fucking wall.

578
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,200
And I, when she gets ready to smack the wall, there's this big black mark on the wall because

579
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
I'm fucking blind.

580
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,400
I did not bring my prescriptions up here.

581
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,880
So I'm like, what the fuck and she's like, I just killed a big spider.

582
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,880
I'm just like, you know what?

583
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,560
I cannot deal with fucking this shit.

584
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,080
I'm like, I am in Australia, but it's Oregon.

585
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080
Yeah.

586
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,400
It's, it's, it's super bad.

587
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,680
And I was telling my do's a check it out.

588
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:58,320
I almost crashed my car coming home from work because I was trying to put my sun visor

589
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:05,280
down and I kept seeing little, I don't know, webs and I just kept what the fuck.

590
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,800
I don't know how, what is it?

591
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,800
I don't know.

592
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:14,800
I have a fucking fairly new car, fairly new car and I wash it and I get it detailed, but

593
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:21,680
I guess these motherfucking spiders just like to live in your car and just so I put my windshield

594
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:27,600
or the sun visor down and a big asshole spiders there.

595
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,840
I'm like, I was gonna, I was like, I'm going to crash.

596
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,240
I don't even give a shit.

597
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,040
Like just, just take me out.

598
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,040
Take me out, God.

599
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,040
Take the wheel.

600
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,040
Jesus.

601
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,040
Take the motherfucking wheel.

602
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,760
I will fucking just drive off into a fucking hayfield that just been plowed.

603
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,760
I don't fucking care anymore.

604
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,760
I hate spiders.

605
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:53,320
And if you walk out of Pomona Bullets house, like she had to cut down a tree because there

606
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,960
were spiders there, but there's just webbing everywhere.

607
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,960
It's so disgusting.

608
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,760
I'm like, it's not spring.

609
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,040
It's spring, but I'm like, it's no, it's not close to Halloween, but it is.

610
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,920
So you don't need to have webbing all over your fucking house, bitch.

611
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Listen to this.

612
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Okay.

613
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920
So true story.

614
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,720
I got that fake for Halloween.

615
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Okay.

616
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,280
So I'm a big Halloween.

617
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,680
I'm all about Halloween.

618
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,920
I love the horror.

619
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,960
I love just like the pranks.

620
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,960
I love the key.

621
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,440
I just love Halloween.

622
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,440
I love to dress up.

623
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,320
I love to dress up my kids.

624
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,320
What do you want to do?

625
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,160
I go all out.

626
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:35,800
So I buy this, that fake spider web stuff and I put it on my house and I wake up the

627
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,320
next morning and guess how many real spiders were on there when you put the little fake

628
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,320
black spiders.

629
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,320
Oh, I had eggs and spiders.

630
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:49,200
I was like, fuck, fuck.

631
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,080
I mean, I guess like, I mean, if you want to go camping, just pitch a tent in my backyard.

632
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:58,560
Okay, so question, if I were to, if you were to live like in Portland or like, I guess

633
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:04,480
more in a more city as opposed to the rural, is it bad with spiders over there and I guess

634
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,640
the Nutria?

635
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:11,160
Probably not because it's not as, it's not as open and not landscape, more landscape.

636
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,320
It's more concrete, right?

637
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:19,920
I wouldn't really know because I, I hate Portland because it's kind of like a little

638
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,840
mini LA Hollywood.

639
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,320
I would say it's a mini Hollywood.

640
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,280
I don't even want to say LA.

641
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,680
It's a mini Hollywood because it's the main city, right?

642
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,400
It's Salem, Salem and Eugene.

643
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,480
I would think Eugene wouldn't be like that.

644
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Or have you been to Eugene?

645
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,480
Yes, I have.

646
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,480
Yes, I have.

647
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480
Shit.

648
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:48,000
I, Eugene's not that bad, but Salem is like, they shut down our mall to make it a homeless

649
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
shelter.

650
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
So I don't, I don't fucking know.

651
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,120
And it's like, that's where the capital is, Oregon.

652
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,120
And I don't know.

653
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:59,360
And I'm, I'm, I'm fairly close to Salem and Portland is like, oh shit.

654
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,280
I like Portland because I go there for concerts or whatever because you have to.

655
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,400
It's kind of like you're living in, you know, whatever, let's just say you're living in

656
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:14,240
Pomona and you have to go to a concert at the Garden Grove or whatever.

657
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,320
You take that drive, but it is just, it's insane.

658
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,400
Um, I think, well, you know, it's just pretty insane.

659
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:31,440
There's, there's, you guys are having a huge homeless crisis in SoCal, but you know what?

660
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,520
It's all the way up here as well.

661
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,920
There's just, I did see, I saw tent camps on the way up and I'm just like, oh, so it's

662
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,720
like LA or like California up here.

663
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,920
So it's the same.

664
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,600
It's the same everywhere, I guess.

665
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Yeah.

666
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Exactly.

667
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:50,400
I'm the offskirts and I live in this little like farm town and hey, ain't no shit going

668
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,840
down here because everybody gots their shotguns and I don't know.

669
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,840
And it's not that we're thinking they're going to come and rob us or anything like that.

670
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:04,240
It's, it's just like they're, if they panhandle, my town is so small.

671
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,480
They're not going to get much money.

672
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,080
They might as well stay in Salem or a bigger city or something like that.

673
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,800
So they don't, they don't come here.

674
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,840
And by the way, she's not exaggerated when she says farm town itself legit.

675
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:24,280
I'm not making an understatement at all or overstatement.

676
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,280
How reset?

677
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,280
Yeah.

678
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,840
Well, when I was telling you that there was hay in my backyard because there, there's a

679
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:36,640
bunch of hay farms and yeah, she, but it was like, okay.

680
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,280
And now she, she came to the fucking legit position.

681
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280
This is what I'm talking about.

682
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,560
She's like, Oh shit, I'm like, look at my fucking hot tub.

683
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,880
I have a fucking legit hot tub in my backyard.

684
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,360
I'm like, look how, look how there's hay surrounded by her hot tub because of the,

685
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,920
I guess the landscape behind that.

686
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,880
And all the dust and all the bullshit.

687
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,160
It's just fucking crazy.

688
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:04,760
But I rather deal with hay and dust than SoCal.

689
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Okay.

690
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,760
Well, I'd rather deal with SoCal.

691
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,400
I will, I won't adjust to this, but you got to deal with hurricane.

692
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Yeah.

693
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,400
Okay.

694
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:20,080
And Hillary, let me, let me emphasize I better have my plane ride better be intact tomorrow.

695
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080
No bitch.

696
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,080
I am not hanging out with Wolf spiders and Nutria.

697
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,080
Sorry.

698
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,680
My plane ride better be on time or thereabouts.

699
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,680
I need to get home.

700
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:34,000
I'm going to work on Monday and I will deal with the aftermath.

701
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,360
Oh, and by the way, shout out to prime shuttle.

702
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,880
So this is how Medusa rolls.

703
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:46,760
So Friday morning, I have my private driver prime shuttle prime shuttle LA.

704
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,760
I don't know.

705
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,400
I'll find the link and I'll put it in the description notes.

706
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,400
So this is how I travel.

707
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,800
I do not, I no longer ask for people to pick me up and drop me off from the airport because

708
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,560
I'm not 22.

709
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:02,400
I am going to be 50 and I'd like to travel and get to the, I don't like to depend on

710
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,760
somebody to pick me up or drop me off and be stressed out about that or have somebody

711
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:10,520
hate me because they're going to take me to the airport at 5am or pick me up at 5pm.

712
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:16,200
I ordered private service and so on prime on prime shuttle, whatever, private shuttle,

713
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,280
whatever the fuck, there's different tiers.

714
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,440
So the bottom tier is like, um, it's the least inexpensive.

715
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,760
I don't do that one.

716
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,040
That's the one where like you're the driver has multiple stops.

717
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,800
So they'll pick up to like maybe five different people or five different stops.

718
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,800
Right.

719
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,400
So I do the, the stop above that, which is it's just me in the car.

720
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400
So you're going to make one stop.

721
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
You're picking me up.

722
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,040
You're dropping me off and we're fucking done.

723
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,480
Then they have all the other like the high end shit.

724
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,280
So that's what I did.

725
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,040
So he calls me or he's outside.

726
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,760
So I'm like, I'll be right out.

727
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,040
So I get out there and I'm in the way I dress.

728
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,560
I wear the same thing or how I showed up and he's like, you don't have any luggage.

729
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,120
I'm like, no bitch.

730
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,120
I'm like, I fucking ship.

731
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,120
I ship.

732
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,120
I ship my ship.

733
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,400
I'm only going to be up here for 36 hours.

734
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,400
So I'm going to be somewhere for 36 hours and it's going to be at somebody's house and

735
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,920
not like at a hotel.

736
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,920
I ship my shit in a box.

737
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,440
USPS flat rate.

738
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,080
The big box for 20 bucks.

739
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,480
I ship everything that can fit in there.

740
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,720
I ship it up four days prior.

741
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,320
I don't have to check anything in.

742
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:26,920
I showed up with a little tiny bag that had my travel size TSA approved shampoo bottles

743
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,120
full of vodka and tequila.

744
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,160
And that's how I fucking wrote.

745
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,320
Oh wait, so I don't know what's trying to go with this, but do I ship that back?

746
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320
No, I'm going to see.

747
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320
Here's the thing.

748
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,320
No, no, here's the thing.

749
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,760
I brought my bag and I brought my bag.

750
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,600
So I'm going to throw everything in my bag.

751
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,960
So anything that doesn't fit in there, like the big lotion, which only has this much in

752
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,200
there, you can either toss it or use it.

753
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,680
So anything that when I travel for 36 hours, I like, if I'm, if I'm sending all my liquids

754
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,800
up there, like, I don't, I'm not going to wash my hair up here, but my lotion, it's

755
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,840
always like the bottom of the lotion that I've been saving for the last three months.

756
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,320
Does that make sense?

757
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:11,840
Yes, it does because I fucking, I've fucking flew to Hawaii and shit and like I have my

758
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,400
makeup and it just all explodes.

759
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,400
Like, yeah.

760
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,400
Oh yeah.

761
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,640
Well, so, um, and speaking of, I guess, um, my daughter's like, you need to cancel your

762
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,720
trip to Maui.

763
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,160
So I'm glad I bought flight insurance.

764
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,160
Thank God.

765
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,160
Well, yeah.

766
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,520
I'm not going to call Hawaiian errands or air.

767
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,520
I'm kind of drunk.

768
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:36,480
Hawaiian Airlines emailed me on Friday and said, your flight has already changed for

769
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,000
November to Maui.

770
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,640
So they, I think the times were updated by an hour, like an hour out, but I need to call

771
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,640
them next week.

772
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,800
I'm like, I was too busy last week.

773
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:51,080
I'm going to call them next week and I guess I need to fucking cancel because I just, I

774
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,840
know they need to rebuild and then I, I just go to quiet.

775
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Okay.

776
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Well, I just need to cancel my Maui plans because I need to cancel that.

777
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,040
But then they're like, there's, there's the pros and the cons.

778
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,160
Like everybody's like, you need to cancel because, you know, whatever, which I totally

779
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,240
get.

780
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,240
They need to rebuild.

781
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,680
But then there's like the, the, the one, the couple of locals that are depending.

782
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:19,640
That's, I know the locals there that, um, there's two sides to every story.

783
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,640
So you know, the locals, they, they want their island.

784
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,120
They don't want it sold to developers.

785
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,120
I totally understand.

786
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,240
I fucking hate tourists.

787
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:31,680
I get that too, but then they also need the tourists, I guess for the, to boost the economy.

788
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:36,080
So like there's some small businesses that say, Hey, we still want you to come in because

789
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,600
this is how we make our money.

790
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,840
So I'm just like, Oh, I don't even know.

791
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,080
And I'm supposed to stay at a hostel.

792
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,560
So I need to see if the hostel's still there.

793
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
But I don't know.

794
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I don't know.

795
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,840
I'm so like, it's not till November, but I was just like, let me, I don't know.

796
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,840
I'll call next week.

797
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,120
I'll talk to the hostel next week.

798
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,120
I don't know.

799
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,280
I don't know how it weighs out, but it's, it's just, I don't want to be part of the

800
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,280
problem.

801
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,280
I rather just wait.

802
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280
Yeah.

803
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,280
I don't know.

804
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,280
Yeah.

805
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,040
I just, I just, you know, it, I know in the last episode, I was just like, Oh yeah, it's

806
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:13,640
this natural selection, but that, that's when we know that the, the, the volcanoes rumbling

807
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,760
you hear it for two weeks and blah, blah, blah.

808
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,400
And then a fucking ash comes up and then it's fucking hot as fuck.

809
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,440
And then, you know, it kind of burns, but we're not dumb.

810
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,840
I don't know really what the situation was.

811
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,280
My family's on Kauai.

812
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,760
My family's on the main island.

813
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,280
I'm like Eva beach and Pearl city.

814
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:41,560
And then I'm in Kauai and Princeville and don't get me wrong.

815
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,880
We will help and my family has a compound and everything like that.

816
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,200
And we will try to help as much as we can.

817
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:56,560
But yeah, um, the tourists doing all this and like, ah, I appreciate that.

818
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:02,800
And I'm sure my family more so would because I'm looking at it at another, on another fucking

819
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,960
level.

820
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,400
Um, but I just, it just sucks.

821
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400
Everything sucks.

822
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,800
But, um, just, you don't rebuild an island.

823
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,120
The island rebuilds itself.

824
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,320
So you just, we just got to get off the island.

825
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,760
And this is something that has gone from generation to generation to generation.

826
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,320
We get off the island and we, and it rebuilds because there's going to come the rains and

827
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,480
this is going to come.

828
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,800
And the, the, it's honestly, if you're not an islander, you wouldn't understand this.

829
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,480
And it's kind of like, Hey, it happens every 10 years.

830
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,920
It happens every 20 years.

831
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:42,600
This, it happened 10 years ago, but we don't project it like all this little Doppler seven

832
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,080
or whatever the fuck you guys want to call it.

833
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:50,360
Like it just, it's, it's an island thing and it is very, very devastating.

834
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,720
It's very, very sad.

835
00:38:51,720 --> 00:39:00,480
But um, it, this, like, I, I, I'm going to watch my words, but the island will rebuild

836
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,120
itself and you got to let it naturally heal.

837
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,120
That's where I'm going with this.

838
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,200
Like I want to cancel, but then well, I am going to cancel.

839
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,280
I just, they need time to heal.

840
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,920
So, and they need to heal on their own before they let, and I understand where they need

841
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,600
the tourists still to come in.

842
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:22,560
I just not as much because of the economy and they need, they depend on that money, but

843
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,120
they still, they need to heal first and build and be a, I shouldn't say be alone, but they

844
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,360
need to heal as a community.

845
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,360
But that's the way I see it.

846
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,920
So that's why I'm going to cancel.

847
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,680
And you can always go to their, and I'm not saying, Oh, we'll just forget Maui because

848
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,160
we're not going to forget Maui.

849
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,440
Maui is always there.

850
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:46,920
I'm, I'm offering Medusa to like, Hey, you know, my, if, if you have this time off at

851
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:55,680
work, let's go to my family's compound on Kauai, but it's still kind of like, but, but

852
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,800
we're not going to rebuild on ashes.

853
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,000
We let the island rebuild itself first.

854
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:09,760
So I just want to say as an Islander and my family and everybody, like just it's, it's

855
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:16,400
a devastating, it's horrible, but let, let it, let the island rebuild itself first.

856
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:22,080
It's, it, and then, then we rebuild, then we can all like, Hey, let's get some contractors.

857
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:28,280
Let's put this purse, this place back up with this, whatever, but let the island, it's

858
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,440
suffering, let it heal.

859
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,240
And then let's, let's go for it.

860
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,240
That's all I have to say.

861
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,240
Yeah.

862
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,440
On that note, we're on time.

863
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,440
So, um, uh, yeah.

864
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Uh, any last words?

865
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Pomona bullets.

866
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,920
I just need another drink.

867
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Okay.

868
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,120
And on that note, I am Barak Medusa.

869
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:54,120
And again, she is Pomona bullets and we are at live in person and I'm tired of staring

870
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,360
at her and I know this is fucking weird.

871
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,880
We're all, the only thing that's separating us is my fucking phone that keeps going back

872
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,080
and forth on our, um, when we're talking.

873
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,800
So, uh, we see you soon out.

874
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Bye.

875
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800
Bye.

876
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800
Bye.

877
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Bye.

878
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Bye.

879
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800
Bye.

880
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800
Bye.

881
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Okay.

882
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800
All right.

883
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Let's go, okay.

884
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Let's go, okay.

885
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
You too.

886
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800
All right, bye.

887
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800
So, bye.

888
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,800
Okay.

889
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Good, bye.

890
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
Bye.

891
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800
Bye.

892
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Bye.

893
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,800
Bye.

894
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800
Bye.

895
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Bye.

896
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
Thank you.

897
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
You too.

898
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,680
I think we only had a winner, like maybe a week last year.

899
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,680
Whatever.

900
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:41,520
Well, you guys did have your hurricane. Oh, yeah, I survived Hillary hurricane Hillary

901
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,720
And then there was an earthquake. I didn't feel that shit. I don't know if I was on the plane or not

902
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200
Whatever

903
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:59,160
All right, what are you drinking? Let's start up. Oh guys, I'm taking it easy this morning. I have a blue moon. Oh

904
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,600
Nice. Yeah, what the slice of orange, you know making it official

905
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:09,240
I haven't had that in the longest fucking time. I forgot about that beer. Yeah, it's pretty

906
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Pretty tasty

907
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:17,120
Keeping it light right. I had way too much beer yesterday. So today I guess

908
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,040
Sapphire with lime sparkling ice lime because I can't do sapphire by itself anymore since I'm a fucking pussy

909
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:37,560
Yeah, you're still on that same bottle. Oh my god, it's the fucking the big it's a big fucking handle bitch

910
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:43,920
Oh, got it. Yeah, Costco one. Yeah, that's size. I don't know. I got it for a birthday gift like I

911
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,220
Was still working at Long Beach. That's how long ago

912
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:53,880
I'm like, I need to polish this bitch off eventually. So that's when I started with the podcast fancy that

913
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,880
Can't see that

914
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,960
So how was the fair yesterday? Oh my gosh, it was okay. I

915
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,080
right now I decided well

916
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,680
Breakfast of champions. I'm eating beef jerky and sipping a blue moon

917
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,720
Where's the unit I tell her to make you some her eggs are so fucking bomb

918
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:20,400
I haven't had scrambled eggs in forever cuz scrambled eggs is for toddlers, but she makes bomb fucking scrambled eggs, bitch

919
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,920
Yeah, I know courtesy of her mother teaching her how

920
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:33,580
Well, tell her to make you some I know I should like because I have fucking beef jerky stuck in my I've been flossing my fucking teeth

921
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:43,640
Yeah, I'm like geez I don't know cuz I'm at the fair let the kids run around do whatever and

922
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,360
Then you know everybody it was the fair was about to close

923
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:53,560
So it's all these deals. They're three bags beef jerky 30 bucks. I'm like fuck. Yeah. Oh

924
00:43:54,880 --> 00:44:01,240
It's the homemade one. Yeah, okay good. I was gonna say cuz that fucking Slim Jim is fucking

925
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:06,800
That's not even beef jerky. I don't know what that is. I don't fucking know

926
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,560
That's it's like the meat from the talk or the what's the jack-in-the-box taco meat

927
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:20,120
Hey, then fucking tacos are bomb and I know but what is the meat since fucking college?

928
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,480
I used to love to fucking smoke weed and fucking eat those

929
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:30,000
There they are pretty fucking good. I mean who would have thought putting like American sandwich cheese and a fucking taco

930
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,080
People that's who fucking delicious

931
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:43,120
Okay, so let me tell you about after you dropped me off at the airport last week

932
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:50,520
Oh, I guess I'm gonna go into rants right away rants for pdx not pdx the people that are trying to go home with me

933
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:58,160
So we get ready to fucking board TSA everybody there. Everybody was cool. The TSA line went by really fucking quick. I

934
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:03,880
Go to I guess when I'm ready to not check in what's it called when we're ready to board

935
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:10,120
Why are there three people in front of me that don't have their boarding pass out on their phone or the actual boarding pass?

936
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,160
They get up to the front and they're like, oh, where's your boarding pass?

937
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:18,240
I'm like these fucking bitches and by bitches. They were all men. I'm like fucking guys

938
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:22,440
I don't know what the fuck is going on. They're like, oh, yeah, you're holding up the fucking line, bro

939
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,440
I want to go home to

940
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:30,120
Hurricane Hillary I want to be in the eye of the storm

941
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:37,840
Yeah, there was a little bit of I was expecting more turbulence. There wasn't that much turbulence. That's good. Yeah

942
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,080
There was a fucking shit ton of accidents on the way home though because you know, I had that private driver

943
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:52,080
Yeah, there was I counted there was like 12 fucking accidents all separate and I'm like fuck man people need to slow down

944
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:59,080
He's like, I'm gonna be driving 55 and I'm like, bro, you drive 45 if you need to it's fucking raining hard. Don't worry about it

945
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,220
Damn, I want to go home in peace or in one piece

946
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,920
Not he says

947
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,160
Fuck so it was raining when you got when you landed. Oh, yeah

948
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,960
It was fucking raining hard when I got to I guess the drop-off point. So

949
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:28,880
When you land like all the ubers and everything and I guess not the taxi so but like ubers the lifts and then the private drivers of the shuttles

950
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:35,960
You have to get bused to a separate location and get picked up from there. So I guess that alleviates the traffic congestion

951
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,960
Oh shit. What did you go to? Oh?

952
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,640
Yeah, well, I was gonna I was trying to fly out of Ontario

953
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:48,120
But I had to stop like in fucking Oakland before I got or San Jose and I'm like well

954
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,120
If I stop in Oakland, I'm just gonna stay in Oakland

955
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:03,400
The only direct flight was out of LA so I'm like, let me just do LA X. That's why I got the driver

956
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,800
Yeah, fuck

957
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,760
And I'm good. I'm glad I did that cuz M would have been like I'm not picking you up

958
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,240
No, that's fucking rain

959
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,960
Crazy and then one more thing about people on planes

960
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:27,400
So I always like I always sit towards the back of the plane. I don't know why I just fucking do that's my thing

961
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:36,280
So my thing is this if you have your carry on if you're bringing a carry on and you need to put it in the overhead bin if there is

962
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:42,480
Space at the beginning of the plane, you know like in row 12 throw your shit up there

963
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:47,240
Like why do you wait to you? Why do you drag it with you all the way down to 25 or at least that's what I do

964
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,000
Yeah, I don't know everybody's different, but that shit sets me off and oh one more thing

965
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:59,360
These fucking bitches get on before me obviously and there I guess they were wrote whatever row they were there like say row 20

966
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,200
Why did they were walk all the way to like row 22 and they're like, oh?

967
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:09,040
We weren't paying attention now that we all have to back up on the fucking one aisle plane

968
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:16,200
Because they have to get to row 20. Oh fuck. I'm like well these people are from LA clearly. Yeah, oh

969
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,480
Shit

970
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:29,760
How's your week been it's been pretty eventful just working and

971
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,760
And

972
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:41,280
Yeah, I finally like did a deep cleaning of my bathroom full the floors and shit and moved a fucking heavy-ass dresser

973
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:46,200
Get all the dresser or in your room. Yeah, my room. Did you go in my room?

974
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:52,280
No, because I wanted to see your neighbor's fucking yard. I forgot. Yes. I just didn't want to intrude since I

975
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Guess the mister was there. Oh

976
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,040
Yeah, well no fuck that it's my room. It's my domain. It's my house

977
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:07,680
Yeah, I'm doing my my son of a bitch. I swear to God

978
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:14,920
I don't know what they are. They must be like half hippie half crash half fucking. I don't know

979
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,440
It's just

980
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,840
Their yard is just fucking disgusting

981
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,280
I know

982
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:29,720
Yeah, you're reorganizing your room though, or are you just oh no? I had to so I have this big ass

983
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,720
It's like a fucking antique

984
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,200
dresser

985
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:38,760
Because I wasn't gonna buy new furniture until I got the new house. So I knew what to fucking buy

986
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:45,560
Right. Oh, I'm rocking all this old shit that fuck. I don't know. I think I've had it since high school

987
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:55,640
Oh, okay, sit around so my grandmother gave me this fucking dresser. So it's like real real wood real heavy

988
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,760
Oh, it's not plywood or no

989
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:07,960
It's it's fucking wood so it's just just stays there and I can't really move it

990
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:13,760
Well, if I try and move it I'm going one in moving it two inches and I go the other side of it two inches

991
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,800
Yeah, well, I haven't moved in in about two years since I bought the fucking house

992
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:25,440
But I dropped a cable cord like I was plugging in the Xbox and the cord dropped behind it

993
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:32,600
I'm trying to grab him like what the fuck. Oh, yeah, so you had to move it together. Yeah, I'm like that's this is way too much fucking dust

994
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,760
second cheese

995
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,440
Yeah, I did a deep clean of my room today, too

996
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:46,760
But I don't want to get too much of a mess. I don't want to get too much of a mess. I don't want to get too much of a mess

997
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:52,240
I don't want to go to bed either. I don't want to go to bed either. So I was wondering if I could find a place for my mom

998
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,120
I don't want to do

999
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:59,860
Or this morning. There was a really fucking hot that's all blank. Let's start later because I want to get this done and not do any

1000
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:02,700
Yeah, but next Monday we're off because of Labor Day.

1001
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:03,780
Do you have to work next Monday?

1002
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,580
Fuck, yeah, I do.

1003
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:08,420
And it's, do you get time and a half then?

1004
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:09,940
You probably get holiday pay, right?

1005
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,460
I probably do.

1006
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,820
Okay, I was just gonna say it's different,

1007
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,940
I guess admin for retail, so.

1008
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,020
I was kind of conflicted

1009
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,780
because I do the scheduling and stuff

1010
00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:23,660
and they're like, so Labor Day, everybody's off, right?

1011
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:25,780
Stores close, they're like, fuck no.

1012
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:28,780
Labor Day's our biggest sale of the year.

1013
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,500
Fuckin', I don't know,

1014
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,380
I guess it's the biggest day for glow.

1015
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:35,900
Yeah, I just figured the admin team though would be closed

1016
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,020
or off or whatever,

1017
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:38,780
because admin's different than, you know,

1018
00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:40,620
the actual customer service or whatever,

1019
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:41,660
but what do I know?

1020
00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:42,500
Shit.

1021
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,340
Yeah, you would think.

1022
00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:46,300
But no, I work.

1023
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:49,780
But if I'm getting time and a half or holiday pay, I'm for it.

1024
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:50,780
Yeah, that's true.

1025
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:54,140
I really like your hair, so.

1026
00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:54,980
Oh, thank you.

1027
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,820
Oh, thank you.

1028
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:56,660
You're getting this cut?

1029
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,700
I don't know, I don't know.

1030
00:51:57,700 --> 00:52:01,540
I'm kind of thinking I want to go back to the way it was before.

1031
00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:03,300
Well, because what she used to do,

1032
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:07,260
my stylist, she would just do the gray coverage

1033
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:11,380
and then she would just pull up some highlights in it.

1034
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:12,300
Oh, okay.

1035
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:15,220
Yeah, and so I was used to that.

1036
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:19,180
So if I put my hair in a ponytail or a bun, whatever,

1037
00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:22,220
I didn't see all those like little gray roots.

1038
00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:25,260
They would be covered at least for three weeks

1039
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:27,180
until they start fucking growing out.

1040
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:32,820
But she decided to not do the gray, the root coverage,

1041
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:35,980
and just do this full on.

1042
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:40,700
Bitch, I swear, I had like 100 motherfucking foils in my hair.

1043
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,220
Yeah, when you sent me the picture, I'm like, holy shit,

1044
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:46,980
she could fucking like dial in the fucking space with that shit.

1045
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:50,820
Yeah, no aliens are going to read my mind.

1046
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:51,300
Right?

1047
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:52,620
I was just like, what the fuck?

1048
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:56,340
And she's like, it's going to be great because while you

1049
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,420
want to transition, I said, wait, wait, wait.

1050
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,020
I don't know.

1051
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:01,860
You're the one who wants to transition.

1052
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:02,420
Not me.

1053
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,900
I want my hair regular.

1054
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:06,860
Yeah, I'm not going to fucking embrace

1055
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:11,580
the fucking full on gray, hopefully for another fucking 10

1056
00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:15,020
plus years because, yeah, I just can't.

1057
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:15,980
You have a lot of gray.

1058
00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:17,140
I don't have a lot of gray.

1059
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,740
I mean, I'm graying, but I don't have like a lot of gray

1060
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:22,660
for being, I guess, because I'm half Asian.

1061
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:23,900
Thank God for my mom.

1062
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,540
Otherwise, I'd be fucking looking like I'm

1063
00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:28,420
90 years old if I was full Austrian.

1064
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:30,900
Yeah, thank God for my dad.

1065
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:31,460
Right.

1066
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:35,340
And the age, like, yeah, my skin and my fucking age

1067
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,140
and pretty well, even I have a ridiculous lifestyle.

1068
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:45,620
And but yeah, I think it's from my mom because and I was the only

1069
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:48,900
one cursed with it, this premature fucking gray that I

1070
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,500
started getting at 19 and shit.

1071
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:52,780
Oh, that's like my sister in law.

1072
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:55,660
She I guess when she was born or whatever her

1073
00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:59,620
she had like a patch of gray, like ever since she was born.

1074
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:02,340
And it's like at the bottom of her head or whatever.

1075
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,500
But I was like, oh, that's cool.

1076
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,300
It's like a birthmark, but for your hair, I guess.

1077
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:05,980
I don't know.

1078
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,220
I don't fucking know.

1079
00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:11,700
I but I started, I remember I was about 19 and I would count.

1080
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:14,180
I'm like, fuck, I have like 12 gray hairs.

1081
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:17,100
And I wish it was 12 gray hairs.

1082
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:20,060
Now fuck, no, it's I'm scared.

1083
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:23,940
I am so I have fucking been dyeing my hair religiously.

1084
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:28,460
And I when I see the roots coming out now, I'm just like, holy shit.

1085
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:32,020
I'm like, downed off fucking.

1086
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:35,900
Fuck that.

1087
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:36,980
I know my pressure.

1088
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:39,420
Fuck that.

1089
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:42,580
So that's why I decided to go blonde, go lighter.

1090
00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:43,460
Uh-huh.

1091
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,940
Because I was like, well, maybe it's not going to look so bad

1092
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:47,660
because I was just like, well, I have dark brown hair.

1093
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:48,940
I'll just start brown.

1094
00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:52,220
But when the fucking roots started growing out, holy shit.

1095
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:53,860
No.

1096
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:58,580
So I decided to go blonde and I'm still going to go lighter

1097
00:54:58,580 --> 00:55:02,660
and lighter and lighter until you can't until it blends those fucking grays.

1098
00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:04,380
Fuck that.

1099
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:06,300
So disgusting.

1100
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:09,220
I feel so old and I'm only like fucking 43.

1101
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:10,660
So no, you're good.

1102
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:12,460
Chill out, bitch.

1103
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:13,580
Yeah, I don't know.

1104
00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:16,460
I'm just I'm just like, thanks, mom.

1105
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:17,700
The white side.

1106
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:20,060
Yeah, thanks to the white side.

1107
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:21,300
I got white hair.

1108
00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:24,860
So speaking of self-care, I don't know if you saw my forehead.

1109
00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:26,100
You know what Amelia is?

1110
00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:30,860
It's like the it's not pimples, but it's like under under the skin,

1111
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,060
like buildup, I want to say.

1112
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:35,660
I don't know what how to pronounce or how to describe it, but it's not your

1113
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:39,460
actual pores that get, I guess that, you know, is a pimple, but it's called

1114
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,060
Amelia.

1115
00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,100
Yes, my son gets that.

1116
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:42,820
Okay.

1117
00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:44,860
So I've had that for the last year.

1118
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:47,020
On my forehead, like it won't go away.

1119
00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:52,180
So my my original dermatologist is down in Newport Beach.

1120
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:56,580
So I'm like, fuck, and my insurance now covers, or I guess I could go see her.

1121
00:55:56,940 --> 00:56:01,180
So I try to make an appointment up here in the six to six and this fucking

1122
00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:05,820
dermatologist told me I need to get I get laser, like they wanted to laser my

1123
00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:06,380
face.

1124
00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:08,420
And of course, my insurance doesn't cover it.

1125
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,740
So I'm like, bitch, this don't sound right.

1126
00:56:10,740 --> 00:56:12,580
Even though I think I'm WebMD.

1127
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:14,900
Said you got to get laser or whatever.

1128
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:17,700
I'm like, let me go to my dermatologist in Newport Beach.

1129
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:20,500
So I went on Friday and I told her what's going on.

1130
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,500
She's like, your face isn't even that bad.

1131
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,300
I'm like, you need to come closer.

1132
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,300
You got to see my fucking part.

1133
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:29,060
I'm like, even my, like right underneath my eyes on my nose and how familiar

1134
00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:31,940
they are to, and she's like, what type of sunblock?

1135
00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:33,980
She's like, you wear sunblock every day probably.

1136
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:36,100
And I'm like, well, yeah, it's fucking so Cal.

1137
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:36,580
Hello.

1138
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:40,500
And she's like, well, you need to stop buying the, the, the store brand ones

1139
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,980
because I was using new to Gina and then I switched to good molecules.

1140
00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:47,100
But she's like, that's what's causing all the milia and it's not going to go away.

1141
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:53,220
So I'm like, well, the dermatologist and up by my house told me I need to get

1142
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:56,100
laser treatment or laser treatment, whatever the fuck the laser thing is.

1143
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:56,940
She's like, what?

1144
00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,340
No, you don't.

1145
00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:00,740
And she's like, insurance doesn't cover laser treatment.

1146
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,060
I'm like, I fucking know.

1147
00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:03,460
She's like, no, no, no, no, no.

1148
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:07,300
So she put me on, not hip hop, hooray, retina.

1149
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:09,060
So she, I have retina.

1150
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:13,500
Now that I got to put on three times a week and then she has her own skincare line.

1151
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,020
So I've been always using her face wash.

1152
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:16,420
That's, and it's in a big tube.

1153
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,660
That's why I sent fucking packet for TSA.

1154
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:19,460
Yeah.

1155
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:20,460
Anyway.

1156
00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:23,220
So now I'm on her tented sunblock.

1157
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:24,980
She's like, use my sunblock.

1158
00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:27,780
Your, your skin should clear up after the retina.

1159
00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:30,180
And she's like, the retina will help with wrinkles.

1160
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:33,140
I'm like, okay, well, so what happens?

1161
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:35,220
But I'm fucking tired of this milia.

1162
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:36,780
I was just like, I don't know what this is.

1163
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:39,140
And fucking laser treatment, that sounds painful.

1164
00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:40,140
I don't know.

1165
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:41,140
It probably is.

1166
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:42,140
Fuck.

1167
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:46,060
No, it probably is because when I was getting some tattoos removed, they used that laser,

1168
00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:48,300
like little blast light thingy.

1169
00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:52,020
Oh, so do you get scar or do you have scarring from that?

1170
00:57:52,020 --> 00:58:00,180
Well, when it very first came out, they, I don't know, they had it, I guess, too high

1171
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:03,420
and I scarred up on my fingers.

1172
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:07,620
And, but they did give a nice little payout.

1173
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:08,620
Yeah, they, why?

1174
00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:09,620
You sue them?

1175
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:13,620
No, but I guess I could have and they just said, here you go.

1176
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:14,620
We fucked up.

1177
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,620
We fucked up.

1178
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:16,620
So here you go.

1179
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:18,620
And I was like, oh, thank you.

1180
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:19,620
But I, I don't know.

1181
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:25,300
I was 20, 20 years old and I was getting them off because, yeah, what, what lovely looking

1182
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:31,180
lady wants tattoos all over their fingers and shit that say put my finger on my finger

1183
00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:36,060
and shit that say Pomona and are you for real?

1184
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:37,060
Yeah.

1185
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:38,060
Fuck girl.

1186
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:42,940
That is fucking staple fucking Pomona bullets.

1187
00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:43,940
I know.

1188
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,940
Straight, straight.

1189
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,940
Yeah.

1190
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,940
Fuck that.

1191
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:52,420
I grew up and then I was like, what the fuck?

1192
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:56,460
I wanted to get the sun, moon and stars or just the moon and stars on my, I don't know

1193
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,460
how I was going to do it.

1194
00:58:57,460 --> 00:59:00,460
I was talking to my daughter's best friend's boyfriend.

1195
00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:01,820
How crazy is that?

1196
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:03,540
My daughter's best friend's boyfriend.

1197
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:08,620
He's a tattoo artist since all my tattoo guys moved out of fucking remember the tattoo shop

1198
00:59:08,620 --> 00:59:10,460
that used to be up the street from you.

1199
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:11,460
Yeah.

1200
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,460
Maybe the local or whatever.

1201
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:13,460
Yeah.

1202
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:14,460
La Vida.

1203
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:15,460
What was it called?

1204
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:16,460
Oh, party.

1205
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:17,460
No, party.

1206
00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:18,460
Yeah.

1207
00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:19,460
Close enough.

1208
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:20,460
Yeah.

1209
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:24,300
Fucking he dipped out to fucking Amsterdam and tattoos there now for like the last five,

1210
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:25,300
six years.

1211
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,300
Yeah.

1212
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,780
He's like, fuck California and he fucking left.

1213
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:29,780
He bounced.

1214
00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:30,780
Fuck.

1215
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:31,780
Good for him.

1216
00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:32,780
Yeah.

1217
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:33,780
That's what I said.

1218
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:35,780
But anyways, there's nobody out here that I know of, I guess.

1219
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:40,180
So I was talking to my daughter's best friend's boyfriend and I'm like, I want the sun or

1220
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,980
I guess the moon and stars.

1221
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,460
I explained it and then I'm like, oh, summer's coming around.

1222
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:45,460
I'm going to be tanning.

1223
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:46,460
I never started tanning.

1224
00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:47,620
I was going to.

1225
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:52,220
So I'm like, well, let's hold off to the wintertime and I'm like, now and I'm like, yeah, I'm

1226
00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:53,740
not going to get that shit.

1227
00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:56,100
You're all sounded good.

1228
00:59:56,100 --> 01:00:01,900
But thank God, thank God, summer rolled around because otherwise I had my hands all marked

1229
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:02,900
up.

1230
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:06,300
No, man, I keep thinking I want to get some more work.

1231
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:11,620
But I'm like, you know, well, if the Raiders ever win the fucking third Super Bowl, I will

1232
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:17,940
get a fucking Raiders emblem tattoo, but I'm not going to just put one on me.

1233
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:18,940
Yeah.

1234
01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:19,940
True.

1235
01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:24,300
I'll never get a lightning bolt ever.

1236
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:26,420
I'll never get a fucking Christ.

1237
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:27,420
Shit.

1238
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:31,540
I guess prayer is good for something.

1239
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,300
Oh, shit.

1240
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:35,300
Okay.

1241
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:41,020
So coming home from Newport Beach, I took the 57 North.

1242
01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,020
Okay.

1243
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:44,420
You know, that's like, I do.

1244
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:45,420
LeBrea, whatever.

1245
01:00:45,420 --> 01:00:46,420
Is it LeBrea?

1246
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:47,420
Yes.

1247
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,420
LeBrea.

1248
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:54,260
So I didn't realize because I didn't take the 57 North or 57 South going to there.

1249
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:55,820
I took the 605.

1250
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:59,620
I'm taking the 57 North and all of a sudden it's like a dead standstill because people

1251
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:00,940
don't know how to fucking drive.

1252
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:01,940
Right?

1253
01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:02,940
Why the fuck?

1254
01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:03,940
Okay.

1255
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:08,180
So on the 57 North by LeBrea, LeBrea Canyon, whatever, they are expanding the fucking

1256
01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:09,180
freeway.

1257
01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:10,180
No.

1258
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:11,180
Yeah.

1259
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,180
They're expanding it.

1260
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:15,500
However, you know, when they're expanding it, they have to close the lane because they

1261
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,740
have to, you know, for safety issues and whatnot.

1262
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:20,740
So they can.

1263
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:22,900
So every it's fucking bottleneck.

1264
01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:23,900
Right?

1265
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:25,740
Anyways, where am I going with this?

1266
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:26,740
I am total.

1267
01:01:26,740 --> 01:01:27,740
I don't know.

1268
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:30,500
Are you for or against?

1269
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:33,220
This is a two part question.

1270
01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:34,620
Maybe it's a one part question.

1271
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:37,860
Are you for or against freeway expansion?

1272
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,740
If it's just like for a part of the freeway?

1273
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,580
Fuck no, I'm against it.

1274
01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:44,580
Thank you very much because guess what?

1275
01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:47,220
Even though you're going to have an open, you're going to have an additional fucking

1276
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:51,220
lane, you're going to have now five, five lanes, because the carpool lane, I want to

1277
01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:56,300
say on both sides, north and south, that shit ends like, I want to say it ends before

1278
01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:01,500
the 91 or however they're fucking doing it doesn't go all the way down to where the 57

1279
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,740
ends or where the 57, 5 and 22 merge.

1280
01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:07,180
So let's just fucking stupid.

1281
01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:09,420
And plus they're fucking doing this where the canyon is.

1282
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,260
I'm like, you can't dig into the canyon, bitch.

1283
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:14,700
Like what are you doing?

1284
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:16,140
And then I am so against.

1285
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:17,140
So Cal.

1286
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:20,860
Yeah, because all the goddamn fucking, it's just going to bottleneck before and after

1287
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:24,020
that it's going to, it just pisses me off.

1288
01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,740
People already can't merge when they're trying to get on the freeway.

1289
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:32,260
So, and then you're like going five miles and then you got to fucking merge back to

1290
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:34,100
a four lane highway.

1291
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:35,100
Fuck.

1292
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,100
Thank you.

1293
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,100
Thank you.

1294
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,100
Thank you.

1295
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,980
And it's always fucked the 57 to, you know where the 57 and the 60 meet?

1296
01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:41,980
Yes.

1297
01:02:41,980 --> 01:02:42,980
Going north.

1298
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:46,820
People still don't know how to fucking like get over because it's so weird that the 57,

1299
01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:48,300
I'm sorry, the 60 East.

1300
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:52,900
I'm sorry, if you want to go 60 West, you got to get all the way to the right lane.

1301
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:53,900
Yeah.

1302
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:54,900
Yeah.

1303
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:55,900
Hook over.

1304
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:59,060
And then if you want to stay on the 60 or no, yeah, the 60 West East.

1305
01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,060
East.

1306
01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:01,060
Yeah.

1307
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:02,620
So the 60 East, you got to stay to the left.

1308
01:03:02,620 --> 01:03:06,260
And if you want to, if you want to remain on the 57 North, then you got to get all the

1309
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,260
way over to the right.

1310
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,300
So everybody does.

1311
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:11,060
Everybody doesn't know what the fuck to do.

1312
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:14,260
I know, even though there's fucking signs and arrows.

1313
01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:15,260
I need to know.

1314
01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:16,260
I need some down.

1315
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,460
I got my blood pressure is up right now.

1316
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:19,460
About this.

1317
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:21,460
And your ism.

1318
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:22,460
Damn.

1319
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,460
Who's old this bitch?

1320
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:28,100
Complaining about the goddamn freeway on a Sunday.

1321
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:29,100
No less.

1322
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:30,100
Yeah.

1323
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,580
That I hate it.

1324
01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:33,580
And then so Cal, it don't matter.

1325
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:36,020
Cal trans, you motherfuckers just stand around.

1326
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:39,100
You have five motherfuckers and two working like I don't know.

1327
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:45,180
And it takes like 10 years to expand a freeway for five miles.

1328
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:46,660
Thank you very much.

1329
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,140
It's all about the overtime, bitch.

1330
01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:50,540
That's what I guess so.

1331
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:54,300
And then they think if they do it at two in the morning, it's going to be any fucking

1332
01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:55,300
better.

1333
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,300
Yeah, right.

1334
01:03:56,300 --> 01:04:00,140
That's when you should do it instead of during on a Friday at 11 o'clock in the afternoon

1335
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,140
or in the morning.

1336
01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:02,140
I'm just saying.

1337
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:04,140
Or do it on the weekend.

1338
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:06,140
Yeah, for sure.

1339
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:07,140
Whatever.

1340
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,260
Or how about don't do it at all?

1341
01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:10,260
Yeah.

1342
01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,500
How about back in?

1343
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:12,500
Yeah.

1344
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,500
Just get a horse in a carriage.

1345
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,140
How about we just back and get rid of freeway?

1346
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:17,940
Thank you very much.

1347
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,300
If we can just teleport, that'd be great.

1348
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:21,300
Yeah.

1349
01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:22,300
Bullet train.

1350
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,300
Shit.

1351
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:27,220
Hey, do you guys still have that like Metro link thing?

1352
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:28,220
Yeah.

1353
01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:29,220
And you know what?

1354
01:04:29,220 --> 01:04:30,220
We have the Metro now.

1355
01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:31,220
Or the Metro.

1356
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:32,220
Yeah.

1357
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:35,260
The Metro link is the main one, I guess, out of LA, but like they finally opened up

1358
01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:36,620
the Metro down here.

1359
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:40,580
So it's like the shorts, I guess the short shortened version, I guess, or not the high

1360
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,660
end version.

1361
01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:43,940
And the last time I was on it.

1362
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:47,700
So I can take it like it's two miles from my place that I go and then I can take it

1363
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:48,700
to Alvera Street.

1364
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:51,740
And I did that like last summer, I want to say.

1365
01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:53,580
You know what's really sad?

1366
01:04:53,580 --> 01:04:55,420
You've been to Alvera Street, right?

1367
01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:56,420
Yes.

1368
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:57,420
Yes.

1369
01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:58,420
Okay.

1370
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:02,140
So during lock, you know, because of lockdown, a lot of businesses fucking closed.

1371
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:08,980
My favorite Mexican joint at Alvera Street that had the mariachi band and with the best,

1372
01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:09,980
what's it called?

1373
01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:10,980
Not whoever's rancheros.

1374
01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:11,980
Chilaquiles.

1375
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:15,420
They fucking went out of business or they closed down.

1376
01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:16,420
Yes.

1377
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:19,860
Alvera Street, they still have the little shops, but there's not really many restaurants

1378
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:20,860
anymore.

1379
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,740
They all just went under and I fucking, I was so pissed.

1380
01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:28,460
I guess I'm not coming back anymore, but I guess the crime rate is high.

1381
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:32,540
My daughter gets all, don't go on the, I'm just like, you know what?

1382
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:36,220
If you pay attention and you're vigilant and you stay to yourself, I don't think nobody

1383
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:37,220
will fuck with you.

1384
01:05:37,220 --> 01:05:38,220
They're not gonna fuck with me.

1385
01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:39,220
I'll get all loud.

1386
01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:45,980
We're like the, the chat, like that's why we were never abducted as children.

1387
01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:51,220
They probably said this fucking brat, like get out, get out of the candy van now.

1388
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,220
You know what?

1389
01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:57,620
Speaking of, you gotta watch, well, maybe don't watch, but do watch the movie, the black

1390
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,780
font, the black font.

1391
01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,780
Oh, I did watch that.

1392
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:04,860
I fucking, I can't believe I went because you know, I fucking love horror, right?

1393
01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:05,860
Yeah.

1394
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:09,660
So I went to the movie theater and I cannot believe I didn't fucking walk out of the movie

1395
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:10,660
theater.

1396
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:14,940
I wasted like almost two hours of my time that I will never get back.

1397
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:19,220
The minute that fucking little boy said, are those black balloons in your car?

1398
01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:20,220
Yeah.

1399
01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:21,220
And I was like this fucking idiot.

1400
01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:22,220
Of course they are.

1401
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:23,220
You need to run.

1402
01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:24,340
I loved his fucking sister though.

1403
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:29,780
His sister was hilarious and the serial killers brother that was all coped up.

1404
01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:30,780
Oh yeah.

1405
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,780
Yeah.

1406
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:32,780
Those two.

1407
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,780
I was just like, this movie fucking sucks.

1408
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,780
Why is everybody talking about, oh, it's so great.

1409
01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:36,780
Yeah.

1410
01:06:36,780 --> 01:06:37,780
Yeah.

1411
01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:41,420
And then, and why are you going to fucking answer the phone that rings and assignment

1412
01:06:41,420 --> 01:06:42,420
plus 10?

1413
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:43,420
Right.

1414
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:48,860
And the fact that the serial killer didn't realize that the boy was digging a hole or

1415
01:06:48,860 --> 01:06:52,460
whatever would hide it with a fucking with carpet.

1416
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,460
Yeah.

1417
01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:54,460
Shit.

1418
01:06:54,460 --> 01:06:55,460
Okay.

1419
01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:56,460
Oh, yeah, that movie.

1420
01:06:56,460 --> 01:07:03,060
It was a disappointment, but it was like a train wreck.

1421
01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:05,060
I fucking continued to watch the whole thing.

1422
01:07:05,060 --> 01:07:06,060
I didn't.

1423
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:11,460
Everybody, everybody in the movie theater was just so entranced and I'm like, okay, I guess

1424
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:13,380
you guys are all, oh, you know what?

1425
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,500
I guess they're all millennials.

1426
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:19,060
I found out yesterday when I was hanging out with my, my old coworkers from when I worked

1427
01:07:19,060 --> 01:07:20,060
at Long Beach.

1428
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:21,060
I am not a boomer.

1429
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:23,060
I thought I was a boomer.

1430
01:07:23,060 --> 01:07:25,060
They told me I'm a Gen Xer.

1431
01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:29,820
Well, then boomer boomers are like in their mid fifties.

1432
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:33,500
Like one of the guys there, he's, I want to say he was 58.

1433
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:37,260
He's like, M, you are not a boomer.

1434
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,580
So why is your daughter calling you or, you know, I'm always says boomer's going to boom.

1435
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,580
Yeah.

1436
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:43,580
That's what she always tells me.

1437
01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:45,580
And I'm like, oh, I guess, I don't know.

1438
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:46,700
He's like, you're not a boomer.

1439
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:47,700
That's me.

1440
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:50,420
You're, he's like, you're not 50 or whatever, 55 plus.

1441
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:55,740
I'm like, so, so I don't know what Gen Xers are, but they told me, well, he told me I'm

1442
01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:56,740
a Gen Xer.

1443
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:59,220
There's a Gen X.

1444
01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:00,220
Generation X.

1445
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,220
Yeah.

1446
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,220
Oh, I heard that.

1447
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,220
Yeah.

1448
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:05,340
I'm sure you have to be too.

1449
01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:06,340
Yeah.

1450
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:07,340
I don't know.

1451
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,340
Whatever.

1452
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:09,820
You know, my dad used to say he was a boomer.

1453
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:15,060
So I kind of thought if I was a boomer, well, I guess I just fell somehow into that category.

1454
01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:17,420
No, I don't know.

1455
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,700
But you know, Fred Durst, limp biscuit.

1456
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:22,860
He's the same generation X and shit.

1457
01:08:22,860 --> 01:08:27,340
And I was like, oh, maybe we are Gen X.

1458
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:29,300
I fucking forgot about Fred Durst.

1459
01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:30,580
I fucking hate limp biscuit.

1460
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:31,580
I know.

1461
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:35,020
He was like my future generation and Gen X and all that.

1462
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:38,300
He's the fucking talk about that shit all the time.

1463
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,300
Gen X.

1464
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,380
And I'm like, I don't remember.

1465
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:41,820
I just remember that stupid song.

1466
01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:42,820
I did it for the nookie.

1467
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:44,820
I'm like, this is so fucking dumb.

1468
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:47,980
There was only one song that I liked.

1469
01:08:47,980 --> 01:08:53,140
Well, I could stomach was the Roland song.

1470
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,140
Oh, yeah.

1471
01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:55,140
That one.

1472
01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:56,140
Yeah.

1473
01:08:56,140 --> 01:08:57,140
I'll give you.

1474
01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:58,140
Yeah.

1475
01:08:58,140 --> 01:08:59,140
That one.

1476
01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:00,140
I actually like that song.

1477
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,140
I ain't gonna lie.

1478
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:02,620
I'm gonna go with the Gen Xers.

1479
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,860
I actually like Kid Rock's first album.

1480
01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:07,340
So oh, yeah, I can get crucified for that.

1481
01:09:07,340 --> 01:09:08,980
I'm sure I'll get crucified for that.

1482
01:09:08,980 --> 01:09:11,100
But I like Kid Rock's first album.

1483
01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,620
That's about it, though.

1484
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,620
Yeah.

1485
01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:16,580
I liked Kid Rock's first album, too.

1486
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:20,580
Fucking I think I fucking probably bought the was it a cassette?

1487
01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:21,580
I don't fucking know.

1488
01:09:21,580 --> 01:09:24,260
No, I think it's no, no, it had to be a CD.

1489
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:25,660
Yeah, I'm the CD.

1490
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:29,340
It was right when those little MP3s were coming out.

1491
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:36,220
I still didn't know I just had a fucking big old CD case in my car.

1492
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,220
Right.

1493
01:09:37,220 --> 01:09:38,220
Oh, shit.

1494
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:45,620
I remember I had some people they weren't I'm not gonna say friends just acquaintances.

1495
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:50,140
They would break into cars and instead of taking their fucking radios that they used

1496
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:52,860
to do back in the day, those little pullout radios.

1497
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:55,060
Oh, I forgot about that.

1498
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,060
Yeah.

1499
01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:57,060
Right.

1500
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,780
Remember what was the brand?

1501
01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:00,300
I want to say they were Kenwoods.

1502
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:04,820
Kenwoods and I think so many had a couple of them, I think.

1503
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:05,820
But Kenwood was a big one.

1504
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:07,460
I totally forgot about that.

1505
01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:08,700
We would always have to pull the face.

1506
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:09,700
I never had that.

1507
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:12,300
I had a stock radio, but I remember that's right.

1508
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,300
Yeah.

1509
01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:14,300
We're all big.

1510
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:15,300
I know.

1511
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:19,660
Well, remember you had to pull the fucking radio out and then it turned to detachable

1512
01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:22,020
face and then you just pushed a little button.

1513
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:24,820
The face would pop off and put in your purse or whatever.

1514
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:25,820
Right.

1515
01:10:25,820 --> 01:10:26,820
Going to the mall.

1516
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:32,860
Okay, so I'm on Wikipedia and so it says Generation X is the demographic cohort following the

1517
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:33,860
baby boomer.

1518
01:10:33,860 --> 01:10:34,860
Oh.

1519
01:10:34,860 --> 01:10:36,300
I did not know that.

1520
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:39,300
And preceding the millennials, of course we know that.

1521
01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:40,540
So it's the birth year.

1522
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:45,980
Gen X is birth years, the late 70s to early 80s, but I was born in 74.

1523
01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,540
I was born in 80.

1524
01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:48,540
Yeah.

1525
01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:49,540
Okay.

1526
01:10:49,540 --> 01:10:50,540
So I guess we are Gen Xers.

1527
01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:51,540
Well, whatever.

1528
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,540
You learn something new every day.

1529
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:57,620
So I'm just going to tell my daughter the next time she acts up and says boomer is going

1530
01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:00,740
to boom into the reference to whatever the fuck I'm talking about.

1531
01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:02,140
Like, no bitch, I'm Gen X.

1532
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:03,300
So I recognize.

1533
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,540
Got to go.

1534
01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:06,900
Hang it up.

1535
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:07,900
Bye.

1536
01:11:07,900 --> 01:11:11,700
So then what does that consist of?

1537
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:12,700
We just, what?

1538
01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:16,300
We were like fucking overalls with one.

1539
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,300
I guess.

1540
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:19,300
And is that art?

1541
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:27,300
It says here on Wikipedia as, sorry, as adolescents and young adults in the 1980s and 90s, Xers

1542
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:32,540
were dubbed the MTV generation, sometimes being characterized as slackers, cynical and

1543
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:33,540
disaffected.

1544
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,580
Oh, that's me in a nutshell, I guess.

1545
01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:36,580
Yeah.

1546
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:39,220
That was like, right?

1547
01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:44,900
Some of the many cultural influences on Gen X youth included a proliferation of musical

1548
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:50,700
genres with strong social tribal identity, such as punk, post-punk and heavy metal.

1549
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,700
Yeah.

1550
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,900
It sounds like Teen Spirit now.

1551
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,780
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1552
01:11:57,780 --> 01:11:58,780
Okay.

1553
01:11:58,780 --> 01:11:59,780
Moving right along.

1554
01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:00,780
Wow.

1555
01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:02,700
Well, I'm glad I'm not a boomer.

1556
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:06,260
So my daughter can cleanly fuck off.

1557
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:10,900
Bitch, you're wrong.

1558
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:14,380
Oh my God.

1559
01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:16,020
You're wrong.

1560
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,820
Oh, geez.

1561
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:20,820
Girl, do you have HBO?

1562
01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:21,820
Max or?

1563
01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:22,820
I always ask him.

1564
01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:23,820
I always forget.

1565
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:27,060
Man, I had it, but fucking, I dish network.

1566
01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:28,780
They can't come to an agreement.

1567
01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:33,940
Oh, I forgot you actually have a, you have satellite or whatever.

1568
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:40,340
Because before I, before I boarded the plane, I watched Tracy Morgan, you know how he got

1569
01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:43,860
hurt in the, he got, I don't know if you know Tracy.

1570
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:44,860
Yeah.

1571
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:48,540
He got hit by a fucking Walmart trucker.

1572
01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:49,540
I don't know.

1573
01:12:49,540 --> 01:12:51,340
He got hit by a Walmart delivery truck, I want to say.

1574
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:52,340
One of those big ones.

1575
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:55,620
If I'm not, yeah, it was like his tour bus got hit by one.

1576
01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:56,620
Oh yeah.

1577
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:57,620
Yeah.

1578
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:58,620
There we go.

1579
01:12:58,620 --> 01:12:59,620
That's what it is.

1580
01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:01,980
And then it took a long time for him to recover, but he got fucking paid.

1581
01:13:01,980 --> 01:13:05,740
So he finally, I guess he made it back to stand up and I watched his stand up.

1582
01:13:05,740 --> 01:13:06,740
It was fucking great.

1583
01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:07,740
Really?

1584
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:08,740
Watch it.

1585
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:09,740
Yes.

1586
01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,740
Bitch.

1587
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:11,740
Okay.

1588
01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:14,900
So I was like, well, I don't even know the password.

1589
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:17,100
Well, it's since it's my daughter's HBO account.

1590
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:18,100
I don't even know the password.

1591
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:19,100
Otherwise I would give it to you.

1592
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:20,100
But yeah, if you're able to watch it some way.

1593
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:25,100
Well, because I downloaded the app to my phone and I was like, well then fuck this.

1594
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:26,100
I don't give a shit.

1595
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:28,100
And so I downloaded it to my phone.

1596
01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:29,100
I pay for it.

1597
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:31,100
So I thought I could use it.

1598
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,100
Oh, so yeah.

1599
01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:34,580
So you should be able to watch it on your phone then or whatever.

1600
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:37,940
But it keeps telling me, well, who's your network?

1601
01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:38,940
And I'm like fucking dish.

1602
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:39,940
And I'm like, no.

1603
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:41,940
I'm like, well then fuck.

1604
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:42,940
I don't know.

1605
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,940
Fucking put that in.

1606
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:45,940
Whatever.

1607
01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:46,940
Yeah.

1608
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:47,940
I'll have to look into it.

1609
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:52,940
They didn't get rid of Netflix anyway, since they fucking went up to like $22 a month now.

1610
01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:53,940
Really?

1611
01:13:53,940 --> 01:13:54,940
Yes.

1612
01:13:54,940 --> 01:14:00,940
I just looked at my, I hardly ever check my, my statements or online because you know,

1613
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:03,820
I know how much I have or I don't have.

1614
01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:07,100
So it's rare that I check it.

1615
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:10,940
And Netflix comes out automatically every month.

1616
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:15,500
And I remember I used to pay like $9.99 and then it went up to $12 and then it went up

1617
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,020
to $14.99.

1618
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:23,100
And then I just looked this last fucking month or earlier this month, $22 fucking dollars.

1619
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,220
Like what the fuck?

1620
01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:30,740
I got that free year membership for, I guess when I upgraded to an iPhone, alright, switched

1621
01:14:30,740 --> 01:14:33,380
out my Android for an iPhone with T-Mobile.

1622
01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:35,940
And I still can't log in with the instructions they gave me.

1623
01:14:35,940 --> 01:14:37,580
And I have yet to go to fucking T-Mobile.

1624
01:14:37,580 --> 01:14:38,580
Oh God.

1625
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:44,460
I guess I could call T-Mobile so they can explain it, but I'm like, I'll get around to it eventually.

1626
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:45,460
I don't fucking care.

1627
01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:46,940
I like, I'm more of a Hulu girl.

1628
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,060
I didn't know it was that much.

1629
01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:51,180
It was costing $22 a month now.

1630
01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:52,180
Shit.

1631
01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:53,180
Yeah.

1632
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:57,980
And they constantly fucking, they'll tell you, oh yeah, you, you, it was, the show was

1633
01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:01,220
on here, but it expired now and we don't have it anymore.

1634
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:03,220
So it's like, what the fuck Netflix?

1635
01:15:03,220 --> 01:15:04,220
Jesus.

1636
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:06,260
And now they're doing this whole thing.

1637
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:07,260
Okay.

1638
01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:08,260
I get it.

1639
01:15:08,260 --> 01:15:13,580
They don't want you to just buy an account and give it to your friends and family and

1640
01:15:13,580 --> 01:15:16,260
everybody just uses one account.

1641
01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:23,300
So they are cracking down on it so bad that only five things can be linked.

1642
01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:24,300
Okay.

1643
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:26,620
So, and so I'm like, what the fuck?

1644
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:31,220
So my kids have, you know, my son will watch Netflix on the computer.

1645
01:15:31,220 --> 01:15:32,940
My daughter will watch it on her phone.

1646
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:33,940
Shit.

1647
01:15:33,940 --> 01:15:35,780
I'll watch it on my phone when I'm at work on my lunch.

1648
01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:36,780
Right.

1649
01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:37,780
Cooked up to my TV.

1650
01:15:37,780 --> 01:15:39,280
That's already four.

1651
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:44,140
So God forbid my son puts it on his Kindle and we're driving.

1652
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:45,140
Right.

1653
01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:48,460
And then, then my sister, yeah, I gave her my account.

1654
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,460
So when I'm watching.

1655
01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:52,860
You need to change the password so she can, she can't log in anymore.

1656
01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:56,100
I was like, yeah, you better give me $11.

1657
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:59,460
That's half the fucking right subscription fee.

1658
01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:01,220
It's fucking crazy.

1659
01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:02,380
And I was like, okay, Netflix.

1660
01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:04,820
I'm getting rid of you and I'm getting two other different apps.

1661
01:16:04,820 --> 01:16:05,820
There you go.

1662
01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:09,020
Plus or some shit or another peacock one.

1663
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:10,300
My daughter does it.

1664
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,380
I think it's $5 a month, which isn't bad.

1665
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,540
I can't believe it's that fucking cheap.

1666
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:15,540
Nice.

1667
01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:16,540
Yeah.

1668
01:16:16,540 --> 01:16:20,980
But it's just so many fucking apps and I'm so fucking old.

1669
01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:24,460
And then, you know, they say you shouldn't make your password the same password for all

1670
01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:29,940
the fuck that I cannot remember all my work passwords, all my fucking personal fucking

1671
01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:35,140
password, right, they're all the same password, maybe with a little bit of a variance.

1672
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,660
But that right is me off too, because I think it's the same.

1673
01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:41,300
And then I'm like, oh fuck, I forgot that was a capital.

1674
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:49,060
And then I get locked out of my accounts and I get all pissed off like a grumpy old lady.

1675
01:16:49,060 --> 01:16:51,060
Welcome to my world.

1676
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:55,220
Yeah, all these fucking passwords.

1677
01:16:55,220 --> 01:16:58,980
And for a long time, I used to have a, when you have those old school Rolodex.

1678
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:01,220
Oh, God, yeah.

1679
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:02,220
Yeah.

1680
01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:05,180
I had one of those and it was for work, actually.

1681
01:17:05,180 --> 01:17:11,140
And when I left one of the companies I worked for, I bought the Rolodex, so it was mine.

1682
01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:12,140
I took it with me.

1683
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:13,140
Okay.

1684
01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:16,700
And I was like, oh fuck, it's all these work passwords that I don't need anymore.

1685
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:17,700
Who gives a shit?

1686
01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:18,700
I don't know.

1687
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,220
So this was about maybe 10 years ago or so.

1688
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:27,220
I decided to just use it as my fucking password Rolodex because I had so many fucking passwords.

1689
01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:30,180
Also, you'd write your password and put it in your Rolodex?

1690
01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:31,180
Yeah.

1691
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,180
So it would be like N, Netflix, username, password.

1692
01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:35,180
Oh, smart, smart, smart, smart.

1693
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:36,180
Yeah.

1694
01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:39,740
Well, I thought it was smart and my daughter's all mom.

1695
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,740
You know what?

1696
01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:46,700
She's all, if we ever got broken into like the house, she's all, people would just take

1697
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:51,940
all your jewelry, all whatever, she's all, but they wouldn't even think to take a dusty

1698
01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:55,580
old Rolodex that has your whole life written down on it.

1699
01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:56,580
Right.

1700
01:17:56,580 --> 01:18:02,660
And I was like, hey, yeah, so I guess it is a good idea, but yeah, I don't keep up with

1701
01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:08,300
it anymore because it did kind of scare me to think like, well, what the fuck if they

1702
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:09,300
did?

1703
01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:10,300
Do you have a safe?

1704
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,300
I do.

1705
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:12,300
Well, fucking lock it up in there.

1706
01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:13,300
That's what I do.

1707
01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,300
Just lock it up.

1708
01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:18,860
I'm not going to say I don't keep up with it anymore because they'll say it's time to update

1709
01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:19,860
your password.

1710
01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:23,780
And so all of them that I go and I'm like, did I fucking write the updated fucking password?

1711
01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:24,780
Right.

1712
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:25,780
Honestly, I didn't.

1713
01:18:25,780 --> 01:18:27,460
And I don't fucking know anymore.

1714
01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:33,060
I'm just so grumpy.

1715
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:34,900
So question then, let's get into Rant.

1716
01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:37,540
I already did my Rant.

1717
01:18:37,540 --> 01:18:39,980
What I guess specific rant do you have for this week?

1718
01:18:39,980 --> 01:18:40,980
Pomona.

1719
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:41,980
Geez.

1720
01:18:41,980 --> 01:18:44,060
I was going to rant.

1721
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:50,020
There's so much shit that I could rant about, but I don't know.

1722
01:18:50,020 --> 01:18:56,180
I think my biggest rant was again, going to the fair and just people.

1723
01:18:56,180 --> 01:18:57,180
It's just fucking people.

1724
01:18:57,180 --> 01:19:02,740
And it's a different demographic of people here in Oregon compared to Southern California

1725
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:04,220
or anywhere else.

1726
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:05,220
Yeah.

1727
01:19:05,220 --> 01:19:07,740
Patagonia and Columbia fucking gear, bro.

1728
01:19:07,740 --> 01:19:08,740
Yeah.

1729
01:19:08,740 --> 01:19:11,940
You're either one of them or your trash.

1730
01:19:11,940 --> 01:19:12,940
Your trash.

1731
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:13,940
Your trash.

1732
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:20,780
And I don't, so my rant is don't fucking mean mug me or look me up and down because

1733
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:26,700
I'm dressed in jeans and a fucking t-shirt and took a shower and brushed my hair.

1734
01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:35,260
I posted you walking around and dirty ass crocs and fucking flannel pants and a fucking

1735
01:19:35,260 --> 01:19:39,060
like an orange or blue hair.

1736
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:42,180
Looks like you dyed it with Kool-Aid and something I would have probably tried to do

1737
01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:50,740
in junior high and, and you're fucking fat, not fat shaming because, hey, rocket, whatever

1738
01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:55,900
body type you have, fucking rocket, just be clean and not smelly.

1739
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:56,900
Yeah.

1740
01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:58,660
And, and fucking wear clothes that fit you.

1741
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:02,100
I mean, just, you know, you just got to do that.

1742
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:03,700
We don't need to see all your jet pack.

1743
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:06,700
Like, I can, I don't know.

1744
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:13,420
And even if those were jet packs, it would have picked your ass up off the ground more

1745
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:14,420
than a foot.

1746
01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:15,420
Like, I don't know.

1747
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:16,420
I don't know.

1748
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:19,900
And I, and I hate that they feel that they have presidents.

1749
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:22,180
They see me and I try to be nice.

1750
01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:23,180
Can you?

1751
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:24,180
Yeah.

1752
01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,180
I try to be nice.

1753
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,660
I smile or I'll say, excuse me.

1754
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:32,340
And they'll just stand there like move or they'll walk and they'll just bump me with

1755
01:20:32,340 --> 01:20:34,860
their fucking shoulders and sit.

1756
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:37,580
And it's like, what is going, what is wrong with you people?

1757
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:40,980
I'm not only are you crash, you don't have manners.

1758
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:42,940
You got broad shoulders, bitch.

1759
01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:43,940
Yeah.

1760
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:44,940
Move out the way.

1761
01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:46,940
And then so I was walking.

1762
01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:47,940
Okay.

1763
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:50,100
So I'm walking past, I guess the animal section.

1764
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:53,580
This isn't like the LA County Fair animal section where it's like, ooh, a horse.

1765
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:54,780
Oh, there's the pigs.

1766
01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:56,300
And you just walk through.

1767
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:58,900
No, it's like, shit.

1768
01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:02,780
People are showing off their chickens and like, I mean, they're legit.

1769
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,780
This is their lifestyle.

1770
01:21:03,780 --> 01:21:04,980
This is what they do.

1771
01:21:04,980 --> 01:21:06,740
It fucking stunk so bad.

1772
01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:12,660
So I put my like two fingers under my nose.

1773
01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:14,060
Walk through.

1774
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:19,980
And everybody looked at me like if I was just straight fucking disrespecting them, like

1775
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,500
get this bitch out.

1776
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,580
She's like from around here.

1777
01:21:23,580 --> 01:21:25,900
Can we bring her mandate back?

1778
01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:26,900
Yeah.

1779
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:27,900
Get this fucking.

1780
01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:29,820
She must be from California.

1781
01:21:29,820 --> 01:21:34,260
Like get her out of our country fair like fuck.

1782
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:42,460
I was like, sorry, I didn't mean to be disrespectful, but shit, it's stuck like shit.

1783
01:21:42,460 --> 01:21:45,100
And I wasn't I wasn't even trying to go into the animal area.

1784
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:49,260
I mean, animals are just every fucking where just everywhere.

1785
01:21:49,260 --> 01:21:50,900
Was the fair at the park?

1786
01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:55,540
No, this was the fair, the, the, the Salem fair.

1787
01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:57,420
So oh, you went to Salem.

1788
01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:58,420
Yeah.

1789
01:21:58,420 --> 01:21:59,420
Oh, okay.

1790
01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:00,420
Yeah.

1791
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:04,780
Cause people were telling me, well, you got to go to that fair because it has rides and

1792
01:22:04,780 --> 01:22:07,100
those rides are all broken.

1793
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:09,100
Don't go on those fucking rides.

1794
01:22:09,100 --> 01:22:10,660
I was like, what the fuck?

1795
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:13,140
And they're they're like, you have to go on the Ferris wheel.

1796
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:14,740
No, but I'll pass.

1797
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:15,740
Hard pass.

1798
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:19,940
I'm not going on the Ferris wheel next to the goddamn cows and that's what people say

1799
01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:24,540
who are born and raised in Oregon and where Patagonia or Columbia.

1800
01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,540
Yeah.

1801
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:28,340
I'm just like, I don't know.

1802
01:22:28,340 --> 01:22:34,620
And my horrible, horrible self, which I'm working on, I'm working on.

1803
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:42,700
I just look at them like, yeah, you may have a blue color job or a white color job, but

1804
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:43,700
I don't know.

1805
01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:44,700
You're that smart.

1806
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:47,700
Like I called common sense.

1807
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:48,700
Yeah.

1808
01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:50,700
You lack in that area.

1809
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,700
Yeah.

1810
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:52,700
It's just, there's just no way.

1811
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:53,700
There's just no way.

1812
01:22:53,700 --> 01:23:00,460
And then when I do talk to somebody who can hold an intelligent conversation, it's just

1813
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:03,220
like, were you born here at nine out of 10 times?

1814
01:23:03,220 --> 01:23:05,220
They're like, no, I'm from Arizona or something.

1815
01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:06,220
I was like, we'll do it.

1816
01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:07,460
I fucking knew it.

1817
01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:08,460
Not from Oregon.

1818
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:09,460
Yeah.

1819
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:10,460
You were net-burning raised here.

1820
01:23:10,460 --> 01:23:11,460
I fucking knew it.

1821
01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:16,140
A little too smart for that.

1822
01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:17,140
But that's my rant.

1823
01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:18,820
My rant is I hate that.

1824
01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:19,820
Okay.

1825
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,940
I'm also going to rant on myself because I do the same thing.

1826
01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:24,460
I judge people before I fucking really.

1827
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:25,700
We all do that.

1828
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:32,020
But it's just like, it sucks because how do you think you're better than me when you're

1829
01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:33,020
dirtier than me?

1830
01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:37,300
I just, that's just my rant because you can, you don't have to have as much money as me.

1831
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:39,820
You don't have to fucking, you can live in a fucking trailer park.

1832
01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:40,820
I don't give a shit.

1833
01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:44,620
But take a shower and brush your teeth on your hair.

1834
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:47,980
Don't fucking hate me because I'm clean.

1835
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:49,820
That's exactly why they're hating you.

1836
01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:50,820
I'm assuming.

1837
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:52,380
I would assume.

1838
01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:53,380
I don't know.

1839
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:54,380
But who knows?

1840
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:57,220
Maybe that's just their way of like greeting people.

1841
01:23:57,220 --> 01:24:02,300
It's just, they just want to step on your toes or give you, give you a flat tire.

1842
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,300
Okay.

1843
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,300
I'm tired of that shit.

1844
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:11,780
Like how close you have to walk to somebody to cause, I think I got maybe four flat tires.

1845
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:17,820
Like we don't know when people walk too close behind you and they step on your heel.

1846
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:18,820
Oh, oh damn.

1847
01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:19,820
What the fuck?

1848
01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:20,820
Yeah.

1849
01:24:20,820 --> 01:24:24,100
And it's like, what the fuck is going on?

1850
01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:25,100
Oh, yeah.

1851
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:26,100
I don't know.

1852
01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:31,260
I've never had four flat tires like shoe wise in one day.

1853
01:24:31,260 --> 01:24:32,260
In one day.

1854
01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:34,660
My kids used to do that shit to me at the grocery store.

1855
01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:35,660
I fucking hated it.

1856
01:24:35,660 --> 01:24:36,660
They had separation issues.

1857
01:24:36,660 --> 01:24:37,660
Yeah.

1858
01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:39,660
It's like, mommy, don't leave me it.

1859
01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:43,740
Don't tell me you're, I'm going to go to aisle two and then you leave and like abandon me.

1860
01:24:43,740 --> 01:24:44,740
Yeah.

1861
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:47,980
They're just, I'm walking and I stop and they just, they're not looking and they just

1862
01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:49,380
keep fucking walking and boom.

1863
01:24:49,380 --> 01:24:52,260
I'm like, oh, you little shit.

1864
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:55,820
Like, I hate that.

1865
01:24:55,820 --> 01:24:56,820
I hate that.

1866
01:24:56,820 --> 01:24:57,820
Fuck.

1867
01:24:57,820 --> 01:25:00,220
I only had one kid and then I got my two side.

1868
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:02,260
I'm like, I am over this bullshit.

1869
01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:03,260
Yeah.

1870
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:04,260
No fun.

1871
01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:05,260
No fun.

1872
01:25:05,260 --> 01:25:08,580
So yeah, there, there you go.

1873
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,580
I'll stop.

1874
01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:13,140
I'll stop there because I can just continue to rant about all the shit.

1875
01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:17,780
Then people are going to be like, come on a bullet is one grumpy fucking bitch.

1876
01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,260
Hey, we all are.

1877
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:22,980
But because we're Gen Xers, but at least we're not boomers.

1878
01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:23,980
Yeah.

1879
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:24,980
Exactly.

1880
01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:29,740
I don't wonder why I was telling you, I got the boomer cars for that trivial pursuit

1881
01:25:29,740 --> 01:25:30,740
game.

1882
01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:31,740
I was like, why?

1883
01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:32,740
Oh, that's right.

1884
01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:33,740
Fucking war.

1885
01:25:33,740 --> 01:25:34,740
Yeah.

1886
01:25:34,740 --> 01:25:35,740
Okay.

1887
01:25:35,740 --> 01:25:36,740
So there, I guess our parents generation.

1888
01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:37,740
I don't know.

1889
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:38,740
Whatever.

1890
01:25:38,740 --> 01:25:39,740
I would have seen myself.

1891
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:40,740
It's crazy.

1892
01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:41,740
All right.

1893
01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:44,740
Well, I think we should end on that note.

1894
01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:45,740
Okay.

1895
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:49,380
Do you have any last words, ma'am, for the week?

1896
01:25:49,380 --> 01:25:50,380
I do not.

1897
01:25:50,380 --> 01:25:52,620
The liquor store is now officially open.

1898
01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:53,620
It's 12 o'clock.

1899
01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:56,580
So I'm about to partay.

1900
01:25:56,580 --> 01:25:57,580
Sweet.

1901
01:25:57,580 --> 01:25:59,060
By myself.

1902
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:02,100
And my last word is you need to kick the can down the road.

1903
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:04,020
I am kicking it.

1904
01:26:04,020 --> 01:26:05,500
All right.

1905
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:08,820
I permanently not like on a temporary.

1906
01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:11,340
I'm kicking it and there's like a gutter right there.

1907
01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:12,340
All right.

1908
01:26:12,340 --> 01:26:13,820
Just kick it down to the next neighbor.

1909
01:26:13,820 --> 01:26:14,820
Yeah.

1910
01:26:14,820 --> 01:26:15,820
All right.

1911
01:26:15,820 --> 01:26:16,820
Okay.

1912
01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:17,820
All right.

1913
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:18,820
Bye.

1914
01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:19,820
Bye.

1915
01:26:19,820 --> 01:26:29,500
Welcome to our podcast, Top Shelf Hygienx.

1916
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:34,340
You are Pomona Bullets and I am Baroque Medusa.

1917
01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:39,940
And we are here to clink, clink and drink, drink.

1918
01:26:39,940 --> 01:26:40,940
Let us begin.

1919
01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:44,940
Okay.