1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,360 Welcome to our podcast, Top Shelf Hygienics. 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:14,240 You are Pomona Bullets and I am Baroque Medusa. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:19,800 And we are here to clink, clink and drink, drink. 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,000 Let us begin. 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:29,040 Good day, Pomona Bullets. 6 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,960 Good day, Baroque Medusa. 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,080 Happy fucking hot Sunday. 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:38,160 It's fucking hot down here already and it's only 11.15 AM. 9 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:41,800 Where the fuck is winter at, bitch? 10 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,960 Winners in SoCal are always hot. 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,160 I think we only had winter, like maybe a week last year, 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,240 whatever. 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,360 Well, you guys did have your hurricane. 14 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:57,440 Oh, yeah, I survived hurricane Hillary. 15 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,640 And then there was an earthquake. 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,720 I didn't feel that shit. 17 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,760 I don't know if I was on the plane or not. 18 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,480 Whatever. 19 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,440 All right, what are you drinking? 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,600 Let's start up. 21 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,480 Oh, guys, I'm taking it easy this morning. 22 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,280 I have a blue moon. 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,280 Oh, nice. 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,040 Yeah, with a slice of orange. 25 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,680 You know, making it official. 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,760 I haven't had that in the longest fucking time. 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,400 I forgot about that beer. 28 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,280 Yeah, it's pretty, pretty tasty. 29 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,000 You're keeping it light, right? 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,720 I had way too much beer yesterday. 31 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:37,680 So today, I guess sapphire with lime, sparkling ice lime, 32 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,040 because I can't do sapphire by itself anymore, 33 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,840 since I'm a fucking pussy. 34 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,280 Yeah. 35 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,080 You're still on that same bottle? 36 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,600 Oh my god, it's the fucking the big. 37 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,240 It's a big fucking handle, bitch. 38 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,520 Oh, got it. 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,200 Yeah, Costco one. 40 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,360 Yeah, that size. 41 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:56,680 I don't know. 42 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,040 I got it for a birthday gift. 43 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,840 Like, I was still working at Long Beach. 44 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,240 That's how long ago. 45 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,280 I'm like, I need to polish this bitch off eventually. 46 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,880 So that's when I started with the podcast. 47 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,400 Fancy that. 48 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,440 Fancy that. 49 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,080 So how was the fair yesterday? 50 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,640 Oh my gosh. 51 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,680 It was OK. 52 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,960 Right now, I decided, well, breakfast of champions. 53 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,680 I'm eating beef jerky and sipping a blue moon. 54 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,800 And where's G-Unit at? 55 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,720 Tell her to make you some. 56 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,320 Her eggs are so fucking bomb. 57 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,880 I haven't had scrambled eggs in forever 58 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,480 because scrambled eggs is for toddlers, 59 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,280 but she makes bomb fucking scrambled eggs, bitch. 60 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,680 Yeah, I know. 61 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,400 Courtesy of her mother teaching her how. 62 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,640 Well, tell her to make you some. 63 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,600 I know I should. 64 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,640 Because I have fucking beef jerky stuck in my. 65 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,320 I've been flossing my fucking teeth. 66 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,000 I'm gonna smear my fucking jerky. 67 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,600 Yeah, I'm like, jeez. 68 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,040 I don't know because I'm at the fair. 69 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,000 Let the kids run around or whatever. 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,200 And then, you know, everybody, it was the fair 71 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,680 was about to close. 72 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,120 So it's all these deals. 73 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,120 They're three bags of beef jerky, 30 bucks. 74 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,240 I'm like, fuck yeah. 75 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,320 Oh, it's the homemade one. 76 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,000 Yeah. OK, good. 77 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,640 I was going to say, because that fucking slim 78 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,880 gym is fucking trash. 79 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,880 That's not even beef jerky. 80 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,280 I don't know what that is. 81 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,520 I don't fucking know. 82 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,560 That's it's like the meat from the talk or the what's 83 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,880 the jack in the box taco meat. 84 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,360 What the fuck is that? 85 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,400 Hey, then fucking tacos are bomb. 86 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,040 And I know. 87 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,680 But what is the meat since fucking college? 88 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,960 I used to love to fucking smoke weed and fucking eat those. 89 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,840 There they are pretty fucking good. 90 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,120 I mean, who would have thought putting 91 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,960 like American sandwich cheese and a fucking taco. 92 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,960 Fuckin' white crash people. 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,680 That's who fucking delicious. 94 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,400 Fucking delicious. 95 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,480 OK, so let me tell you about after you dropped me off 96 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,920 at the airport last week. 97 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,720 I guess I'm going to go into Rance right away. 98 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,240 Rance for PDX, not PDX, the people that 99 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,760 are trying to go home with me. 100 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,120 So we get ready to fucking board TSA. 101 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:08,840 Everybody there. 102 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,920 Everybody was cool. 103 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,120 The TSA line went by really fucking quick. 104 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:17,200 I go to, I guess when I'm ready to not check in, what's it 105 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,760 called when we're ready to board? 106 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,920 Why are there three people in front of me 107 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,440 that don't have their boarding pass out on their phone 108 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,160 or the actual boarding pass? 109 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,200 They get up to the front and they're like, oh, where's 110 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:27,880 your boarding pass? 111 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,200 I'm like, these fucking bitches. 112 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,720 And by bitches, they were all men. 113 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,080 I'm like, fucking guys, I don't know what the fuck is going on. 114 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,760 They're like, oh, yeah, you're holding up the fucking line, 115 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,080 bro. 116 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:42,720 I want to go home to Hurricane Hillary. 117 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,240 I want to be in the eye of the storm. 118 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,680 Yeah, there was a little bit of. 119 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,240 I was expecting more turbulence. 120 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,240 There wasn't that much turbulence. 121 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,120 That's good. 122 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,520 Yeah. 123 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,080 There was a fucking shit ton of accidents on the way home, 124 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,040 though, because you know I had that private driver. 125 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,400 Yeah. 126 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,960 There was, I counted, there was like 12 fucking accidents 127 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960 all separate. 128 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,640 And I'm like, fuck, man, people need to slow down. 129 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,520 He's like, I'm going to be driving 55. 130 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,320 And I'm like, bro, you drive 45 if you need to. 131 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,680 It's fucking raining hard. 132 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,960 Don't worry about it. 133 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,640 God damn, I want to go home in peace or in one piece. 134 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,640 Not pieces. 135 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,640 Oh, fuck. 136 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,640 So it was raining when you got when you landed. 137 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:28,640 Oh, yeah, it was fucking raining hard when I got to, 138 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,640 I guess, the drop off point. 139 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:34,640 So when you land, like all the Ubers and everything, 140 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,640 and I guess not the taxi, so, but like Ubers, the lifts, 141 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,640 and then the private drivers of the shuttles, 142 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,640 you have to get bused to a separate location and get picked up 143 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,640 from there. 144 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,640 So I guess that alleviates the traffic congestion. 145 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Oh, shit. 146 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,640 What did you go to? 147 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,640 Oh, fuck. 148 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,640 Yeah. 149 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,640 Well, I was going to, I was trying to fly out of Ontario, 150 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,640 but I had to stop like in fucking Oakland before I got. 151 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,640 Or San Jose. 152 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,640 And I'm like, well, if I stop in Oakland, 153 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,640 I'm just going to stay in Oakland. 154 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,640 Fuck. 155 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,640 Yeah. 156 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,640 Fuck. 157 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,640 I'm on a bullet. 158 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,640 So the only direct flight was. 159 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Um, 160 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,640 I was going to go to the airport. 161 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,640 I was going to go to the airport. 162 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,640 I was going to go to the airport. 163 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,640 But I was going to go to the airport. 164 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,640 So the only direct flight was, um, out of LA. 165 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,640 So I'm like, let me just do LAX. 166 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,640 That's why I got the driver. 167 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,640 Yeah. 168 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,640 Fuck. 169 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:23,640 La X. 170 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,640 Oh, 171 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,640 and I'm good. 172 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 I'm glad I did that cause M would have been like, 173 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,640 I'm not picking you up. 174 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,640 No, 175 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,640 that's fucking rain. 176 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,640 Yeah. 177 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,640 Yeah. 178 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,640 Crazy. 179 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,640 And then one more thing about. 180 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,640 People on planes. 181 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,640 So I always like, 182 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,640 I always sit towards the back of the plane. 183 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,640 I don't know why I just fucking do. 184 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,640 That's my thing. 185 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,640 So my thing is this, 186 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,640 if you have your carry on, 187 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,640 if you're bringing a carry on and you need to put it in the overhead 188 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,640 bin, 189 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,640 if there is, 190 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,640 um, 191 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,640 space at the beginning of the plane, you know, 192 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,640 like in row 12, 193 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,640 throw your shit up there. 194 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,640 Like why do you wait to, 195 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,640 why do you drag it with you all the way down to 25? 196 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Or at least that's what I do. 197 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,640 Yeah. 198 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,640 I don't know. 199 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 Everybody's different, 200 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,640 but that shit sets me off. 201 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,640 And oh, 202 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,640 those fucking bitches get on before me obviously. 203 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,640 And there, 204 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,640 I guess they were wrote whatever row they were there, 205 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,640 like say row 20, 206 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,640 why did they walk all the way to like row 22? 207 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 And they're like, 208 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,640 Oh, 209 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,640 we weren't paying attention now that we all have to back up on the 210 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,640 fucking one aisle plane because they have to get to row 20. 211 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,640 Oh fuck. 212 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 I'm like, 213 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,640 well, 214 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,640 these people are from LA clearly. 215 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,640 Oh, 216 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,640 shit. 217 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,640 Yeah. 218 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,640 I don't know. 219 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,360 I don't know. 220 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,000 How's your week been? 221 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,360 It's been pretty eventful. 222 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,760 Just working. 223 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,760 And yeah, I finally like did a deep cleaning 224 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,240 of my bathroom, walled the floors and shit 225 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,680 and moved a fucking heavy ass dresser. 226 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,520 Get all those. 227 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,360 Which dresser? 228 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,200 Or in your room? 229 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,040 Yeah, in my room. 230 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,080 Did you even go in my room? 231 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,560 No, because I wanted to see your neighbor's fucking yard. 232 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,400 I forgot to ask. 233 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,240 Yes! 234 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,160 I didn't want to intrude since I guess the mister was there. 235 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,840 Yeah, well, no fuck that. 236 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,040 It's my room, it's my domain, it's my house. 237 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:15,880 Just kidding. 238 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:20,880 Yeah, I was actually, I'm doing my, oh son of a bitch. 239 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,920 I swear to God, I don't know what they are. 240 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:28,840 They must be like half hippie, half crash, half fucking. 241 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,240 I don't know. 242 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:35,240 It's just, their yard is just fucking disgusting. 243 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,000 Ugh, I don't know. 244 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,440 Yeah. 245 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,000 You're reorganizing your room though? 246 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,840 Or you just- 247 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,400 Oh no, I had to, so I have this big ass, 248 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,960 it's like a fucking antique dresser 249 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,400 because I wasn't gonna buy new furniture 250 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,640 until I got the new house. 251 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,960 So I knew what to fucking buy. 252 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,800 Right. 253 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,000 So I'm rocking all this old shit that fuck, I don't know. 254 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,400 I think I've had it since high school. 255 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,240 Oh, okay. 256 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,080 I'll just sit around. 257 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,760 So my grandmother gave me this fucking dresser, 258 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,560 so it's like real, real wood, real heavy. 259 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,080 Oh, it's not plywood or- 260 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,120 No, it's not wood or whatever. 261 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,080 Yeah, it's not. 262 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,560 It's fucking wood. 263 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:22,560 So it just stays there and I can't really move it. 264 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,040 Well, if I try and move it, I'm going one in 265 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,720 and I'm moving it two inches and I go to the other side, 266 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,720 two inches. 267 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,200 Yeah, well, I haven't moved in in about two years 268 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,520 since I bought the fucking house, 269 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,520 but I dropped a cable cord, 270 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,320 like I was plugging in the Xbox 271 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,160 and the cord dropped behind it. 272 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,760 I tried to grab it, I'm like, what the fuck? 273 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,960 Oh yeah, so you had to move it together. 274 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,920 Yeah, I'm like, this is way too much fucking dust. 275 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,560 Fucking cheese. 276 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,240 Yeah, I did a deep clean in my room today too. 277 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,160 This morning. 278 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,840 I was already fucking hot, that's all I'm like, 279 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,760 let's start later because I want to get this done 280 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,200 and not do any manual labor when I get off the podcast. 281 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,040 Yes. 282 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,560 I want to chill, I have other shit I need to handle. 283 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,200 Yeah, like drink some more. 284 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,120 Do you work tomorrow? 285 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah, I work tomorrow. 286 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,120 Yeah, but next Monday we're off because of Labor Day. 287 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,840 Do you have to work next Monday? 288 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,040 Yeah, I do. 289 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,040 And it's- 290 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,840 Do you get time and a half then? 291 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,360 You probably get holiday pay, right? 292 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,880 I probably do. 293 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,280 Okay, I was just gonna say it's different. 294 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,400 I guess admin for retail, so. 295 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,720 I was kind of conflicted because I do the scheduling 296 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,960 and stuff and they're like, so Labor Day, 297 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,120 everybody's off, right? 298 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,240 Store's closed, they're like, fuck no. 299 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,200 Labor Day's our biggest sale of the year. 300 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,800 Fuckin', I don't know, I guess it's the biggest day for glow. 301 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,440 Yeah, I just figured the admin team though would be closed 302 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,000 or off or whatever, because admin's different than, 303 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,120 you know, the actual customer service or whatever, 304 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,200 but what do I know? 305 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,040 Shit. 306 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,880 Yeah, you would think. 307 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,840 But no, I work. 308 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,880 But if I'm getting time and a half or holiday pay, 309 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,320 I'm for it. 310 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,320 Yeah, that's true. 311 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,680 I really like your hair, so it looks good. 312 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,520 Oh, thank you. 313 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,840 You're getting this good? 314 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,240 I don't know, I don't know. 315 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,080 I'm kind of thinking I wanna go back to the way- 316 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,040 It was before? 317 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,840 Well, because what she used to do, 318 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,800 my stylist, she would just do the gray coverage 319 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,600 and then she would just pull up, you know, some highlights. 320 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,440 And it- 321 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,280 Oh, okay. 322 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,760 Yeah, and so I was used to that. 323 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,720 So if I put my hair in a ponytail or a bun, whatever, 324 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,760 I didn't see all those like little gray roots. 325 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,840 They would be covered at least for, you know, three weeks 326 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,760 until they start fucking growing out. 327 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:46,760 But she decided to not do the gray, the root coverage 328 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,960 and just do this full on, bitch. 329 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,280 I swear, I had like a hundred motherfucking foils in my hair. 330 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,760 Yeah, when you sent me the picture, I'm like, holy shit, 331 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,200 she could fucking like dial in the fucking space 332 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,560 with that shit. 333 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,480 Yeah, no aliens are gonna read my mind. 334 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,800 Right? 335 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,160 I was just like, what the fuck? 336 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,000 And she's like, it's gonna be great because 337 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 while you want to transition, I said, wait, wait, wait. 338 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,840 I'm not trying to transition. 339 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,480 No, you're the one who wants to transition. 340 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,480 Not me, I want my hair regular. 341 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,440 Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking embrace 342 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:25,080 the fucking full on gray, hopefully for another fucking 343 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:29,600 10 plus years because yeah, I just can't. 344 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,560 Do you have a lot of gray? 345 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,760 I don't have a lot of gray. 346 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,320 I mean, I'm graying, but I don't have like a lot of gray 347 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,280 for being, I guess, because I'm half Asian. 348 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,480 Thank God for my mom. 349 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,080 Otherwise I'd be fucking looking like I'm 90 years old 350 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,400 if I was full Austrian. 351 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,520 Well, yeah, thank God for my dad. 352 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,360 Right? 353 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,200 Yeah, my age, yeah, my skin and my, 354 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,000 fucking age and pretty well, 355 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,840 even I have a ridiculous lifestyle. 356 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,680 Not gonna look. 357 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,800 Right. 358 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,360 And, but yeah, I think it's from my mom because, 359 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,720 and I was the only one cursed with it, 360 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,960 this premature fucking gray that I started getting at 19 361 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,080 and shit. 362 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,920 Oh, that's like my sister-in-law. 363 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,800 I guess when she was born or whatever, 364 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,600 she had like a patch of gray, like ever since she was born. 365 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,880 And it's like at the bottom of her head or whatever. 366 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,040 But I was like, oh, that's cool. 367 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,880 It's like a birthmark, but for your hair, I guess. 368 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,720 I don't know. 369 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,000 I don't fucking know. 370 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,240 But I started, I remember I was about 19 and I would count. 371 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,800 I'm like, fuck, I have like 12 gray hairs. 372 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,640 And I wish it was 12 gray hairs. 373 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,920 Now, fuck no, it's, I'm scared. 374 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:39,000 I am so, I have fucking been dyeing my hair religiously. 375 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,400 And I, when I see the roots coming out now, 376 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,320 I'm just like, holy shit. 377 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,040 I'm like, downed off, fucking. 378 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:47,880 Fuck that. 379 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:52,040 I know my pressure. 380 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,400 Fuck that. 381 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,880 So that's why I decided to go blonde, go lighter. 382 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,720 Uh-huh. 383 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,880 Cause I was like, well, maybe it's not going to look so bad. 384 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,560 Cause I was just like, well, I have dark brown hair. 385 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,000 I'll just start brown. 386 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,440 But when the fucking roots started growing out, holy shit. 387 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,320 No. 388 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,680 So I decided to go blonde and I'm still going to go lighter 389 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,840 and lighter and lighter until it blends those fucking grays. 390 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,240 Fuck that. 391 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,600 So disgusting. 392 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,680 I feel so old. 393 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,200 And I'm only like, 43. 394 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,320 So no, you're good. 395 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,640 Chill out, bitch. 396 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,640 Yeah, I don't know. 397 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,600 I'm just, yeah, I'm just like, thanks mom. 398 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,360 It's the white side. 399 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,200 Yeah. 400 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,800 Thanks to the white side. 401 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,520 I got white hair. 402 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,440 So speaking of self-care, I don't know if you saw my forehead. 403 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,720 You know what Amelia is? 404 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,640 It's not pimples, but it's like under the skin, 405 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,840 like buildup, I want to say. 406 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,440 I don't know how to pronounce or how to describe it, 407 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,640 but it's not your actual pores that get, 408 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,080 I guess that is a pimple, but it's called Amelia. 409 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,920 Yes, my son gets that. 410 00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,760 Okay. 411 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,600 So I've had that for the last year on my forehead. 412 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,120 Like it won't go away. 413 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:09,120 So my original dermatologist is down in Newport Beach. 414 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,440 So I'm like, fuck. 415 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,880 And my insurance now covers, or I guess I could go see her. 416 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,280 So I tried to make an appointment up here in the 626, 417 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,320 and this fucking dermatologist told me I need to get, 418 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,680 I get laser, like they wanted to laser my face. 419 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,560 And of course my insurance doesn't cover it. 420 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,920 So I'm like, bitch, this don't sound right. 421 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,640 Even though I think WebMD said you got to get laser 422 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,120 or whatever, I'm like, let me go to my dermatologist 423 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:33,960 in Newport Beach. 424 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,880 So I went on Friday and I told her what's going on. 425 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,000 She's like, your face isn't even that bad. 426 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,680 I'm like, you need to come closer. 427 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,880 You got to see my fucking forehead. 428 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,240 I'm like, even my, like right underneath my eyes 429 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,080 on my nose, it has Amelia there too. 430 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,600 And she's like, what type of sunblock? 431 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,760 She's like, you wear sunblock every day probably. 432 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,680 And I'm like, well, yeah, it's fucking SoCal. 433 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,600 Hello. 434 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200 And she's like, well, you need to stop buying 435 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,760 the store brand ones, because I was using NutraGina 436 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,560 and then I switched to good molecules. 437 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,440 But she's like, that's what's causing all the Amelia 438 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,440 and it's not gonna go away. 439 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,880 So I'm like, well, the dermatologist up by my house 440 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,120 told me I need to get laser treatment, 441 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,600 whatever the fuck the laser thing is. 442 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,560 She's like, what? 443 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,120 No, you don't. 444 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,360 And she's like, insurance doesn't cover laser treatment. 445 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,720 I'm like, I fucking know. 446 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,000 She's like, no, no, no, no, no. 447 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,760 So she put me on, not hip hop, hooray, retinae. 448 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,120 So she, I have retinae now that I got to put 449 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,600 on three times a week. 450 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,720 And then she has her own skincare line. 451 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,400 So I've been always using her face wash. 452 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,680 That's, and it's in a big tube. 453 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,320 That's why I couldn't fucking pack it for TSA. 454 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,160 Yeah. 455 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,600 Anyway. 456 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,760 So now I'm on her tinted sunblock. 457 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,320 She's like, use my sunblock. 458 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,200 Your skin should clear up after the retinae. 459 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,560 And she's like, the retinae will help with wrinkles. 460 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,840 I'm like, okay, well, something happens. 461 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,600 But I'm fucking tired of this Amelia. 462 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,120 I was just like, I don't know what this is 463 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,680 and fucking laser treatment. 464 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,720 That sounds painful. 465 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,560 I don't know. 466 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,720 It probably isn't. 467 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,960 No, it probably is. 468 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,200 Because when I was getting some tattoos removed, 469 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,880 they use that laser, like little blast light thingy. 470 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,720 Oh. 471 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,640 Do you get scarred or do you have scarring from that? 472 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,440 Well, when it very first came out, 473 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,760 they, I don't know, they had it, I guess, too high. 474 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,840 And I scarred up on my fingers. 475 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,640 And, but they did give a nice little payout. 476 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,280 Because, yeah. 477 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,120 They payout? 478 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:26,960 Why? 479 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,800 You sue them? 480 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,000 No, but I guess I could have and they just said, 481 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,840 here you go. 482 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, we fucked up. 483 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,840 We fucked up. 484 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,680 So here you go. 485 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,520 Oh, thank you. 486 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,600 But I, I don't know. 487 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,600 I was 20, 20 years old and I was getting them off. 488 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,840 Cause yeah, what, what lovely looking lady wants tattoos 489 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,200 all over their fingers and shit. 490 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,480 That's a Pomona and. 491 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,040 Are you for real? 492 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,880 Yeah. 493 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,200 What the fuck girl? 494 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,400 You can't put that on. 495 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,800 That is fucking staple fucking Pomona bullet shit. 496 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,640 I know. 497 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,720 Straight, straight. 498 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,560 They were Pomona. 499 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,720 Fuck that. 500 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,000 I grew up and then I was like, what the fuck? 501 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,120 I wanted to get the sun, moon and stars 502 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,800 or just the moon and stars on my, 503 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,880 I don't know how I was going to do it. 504 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,960 I was talking to my daughter's best friend's boyfriend. 505 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,320 How crazy is that? 506 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,000 My daughter's best friend's boyfriend. 507 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,040 He's a tattoo artist since all my tattoo guys moved out of. 508 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,240 Fucker, remember the tattoo shop 509 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,720 that used to be up the street from you? 510 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,560 Yeah. 511 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,360 Maybe the Loka or whatever. 512 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,200 Yeah. 513 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,040 La Vida Loka. 514 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,880 What was it called? 515 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:30,720 Oh, part of that. 516 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,560 No, part of that. 517 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,400 Part of that tattoo. 518 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,240 Yeah. 519 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,080 Yeah. 520 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,680 He fucking, he dipped out to fucking Amsterdam 521 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,520 and tattoos there now for like the last five, six years. 522 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,520 Shut up. 523 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,360 Yeah. 524 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,320 He's like, fuck California. 525 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,240 And he fucking left. 526 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,920 He bounced. 527 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,920 Good for him. 528 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,760 Yeah. 529 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,600 That's what I said. 530 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,160 But anyways, there's nobody out here that I know of, I guess. 531 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,400 So I was talking to my daughter's best friend's boyfriend 532 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,480 and I'm like, I want the sun or I guess the moon and stars. 533 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,480 I explained it. 534 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,000 And then I'm like, oh, summer's coming around. 535 00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,840 I'm going to be tanning. 536 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,760 I never started tanning. 537 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,600 I was going to. 538 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,160 So I'm like, let's hold off to the wintertime. 539 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:05,840 And I'm like, now. 540 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,320 And I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to get that shit. 541 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,520 You're all sounding good. 542 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,040 And I. 543 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,720 It's not a good. 544 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,000 But thank God. 545 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,800 Thank God. 546 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,080 Summer rolled around because otherwise I had my hands all 547 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,120 marked up. 548 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,680 No, man. 549 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,720 I keep thinking I want to get some more work. 550 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,400 But I'm like, you know, well, if the Raiders ever 551 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,000 win the fucking third Super Bowl, I 552 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,240 will get a fucking Raiders emblem tattoo. 553 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,560 But I'm not going to just put one on me. 554 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,360 Yeah. 555 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,360 True. 556 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,000 I'll never get a lightning bolt ever. 557 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,480 Thank fucking Christ. 558 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:41,960 Shit. 559 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,560 I guess prayer is good for something. 560 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,960 Oh, shit. 561 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,440 OK. 562 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:55,960 So coming home from Newport Beach, I took the 57 North. 563 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,560 OK. 564 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,680 You know, that's that like, I do. 565 00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,960 Labrea, whatever. 566 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,680 Is it Labrea? 567 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,160 Yeah. 568 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:01,640 Yeah. 569 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,080 It's Labrea. 570 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,920 So I didn't realize because I didn't take the 57 North or 57 571 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,960 South going to there. 572 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,320 I took the 605. 573 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,680 I'm taking the 57 North. 574 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,120 And all of a sudden it's like a dead stand still because people 575 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,200 don't know how to fucking drive. 576 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:15,880 Right. 577 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880 Why the fuck? 578 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,200 OK. 579 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,920 So on the 57 North by Labrea, Labrea Canyon, whatever. 580 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,080 Yeah. 581 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,160 They are expanding the fucking freeway. 582 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:23,760 No. 583 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,600 Yeah. 584 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600 They're expanding it. 585 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,200 However, you know, when they're expanding it, 586 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,840 they have to close the lane because they have to, 587 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,120 you know, for safety issues and whatnot. 588 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,080 So they can expand. 589 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,160 So it's fucking bottleneck, right? 590 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,200 Anyways, where am I going with this? 591 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,080 I am total. 592 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,520 I don't know. 593 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,800 Are you for or against? 594 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,480 This is a two part question. 595 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,000 Maybe it's a one part question. 596 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,160 Are you for or against freeway expansion 597 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,640 if it's just like for a part of the freeway? 598 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,400 Fuck no. 599 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,000 I'm against it. 600 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,040 Thank you very much. 601 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:58,880 Because guess what? 602 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,360 Even though you're going to have an open, 603 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,000 you're going to have an additional fucking lane. 604 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,720 You're going to have now five. 605 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,480 Five lanes, because the carpool lane, I want to say, 606 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,760 on both sides, north and south, that shit ends like, 607 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,560 I want to say it ends before the 91, 608 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,840 or however they're fucking doing it, 609 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,960 doesn't go all the way down to where the 57 ends or where 610 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,960 the 57, 5 and 22 merge. 611 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,560 So that shit's fucking stupid. 612 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,960 And plus they're fucking doing this where the canyon is. 613 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,640 I'm like, you can't dig into the canyon, bitch. 614 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,000 Like, what are you doing? 615 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,240 And then I am so against fuck out. 616 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,520 Yeah, because all the goddamn fucking, 617 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,920 it's just going to bottleneck before and after that. 618 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,200 It's going to, it just pisses me off. 619 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,160 People already can't merge when they're trying to get on the freeway. 620 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,320 So and then you're like going five miles 621 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,280 and then you got to fucking merge back to a four lane highway. 622 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,200 Fuck, thank you. 623 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,600 Thank you. 624 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:50,960 Thank you. 625 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,400 Thank you. 626 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,000 And it's always fucked the 57 to, you know where the 57 and the 60 627 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,440 meet going north. 628 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,640 There people still don't know how to fucking like get over 629 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,800 because it's so weird that the 57, I'm sorry, the 60 East. 630 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,400 Or I'm sorry, if you want to go 60 West, 631 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,520 you got to get to the right lane. 632 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,120 Yeah, yeah. 633 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,120 Hook over. 634 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,240 And then if you want to stay on the 60 or no, yeah, the 60 West. 635 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,200 Your East. 636 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,000 Yeah. So the 60 East, you got to stay to the left. 637 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,920 And if you want to, if you want to remain on the 57 North, 638 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,480 then you got to get all the way over to the right. 639 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,880 So everybody does. 640 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,600 Everybody doesn't know what the fuck to do. 641 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,240 I know, even though there's fucking signs and arrows, I need to know. 642 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,680 I need some down to 70. 643 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,400 I got my blood pressure is up right now. 644 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,600 I'm talking about this. 645 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,000 And your is a damn. 646 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,320 Who's old this bitch? 647 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,040 Completing about the goddamn freeway on a Sunday, no less. 648 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,920 Yeah, that I hate it. 649 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,800 And then so Cal, it don't matter. 650 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,480 Cal, trans, you motherfuckers just stand around. 651 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,240 You have five motherfuckers and two working like I don't know. 652 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:58,800 And it takes like 10 years to expand a freeway for five miles. 653 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,000 Thank you very much. 654 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,440 It's all about the overtime, bitch. 655 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,840 That's what I guess so. 656 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,360 And then they think if they do it at two in the morning, 657 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,080 it's going to be any fucking better. 658 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,760 Yeah, right. That's when you should do it instead of during on a Friday 659 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,320 at eleven o'clock in the afternoon or in the morning. 660 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,080 I'm just saying. 661 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,520 Or do it on the weekend. 662 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,360 Yeah, for sure. 663 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,840 Whatever or how about don't do it at all? 664 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,040 Yeah, how about back in? 665 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,040 Yeah, just get a horse in a carriage. 666 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,000 How about we just back and get rid of freeways? 667 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,640 Thank you very much. 668 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,440 If we can just teleport, that'd be great. 669 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,080 Yeah, bullet train. 670 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,600 Yeah. 671 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,800 Hey, do you guys still have that like metro link thing? 672 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,920 That little yeah. 673 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,600 And you know what? 674 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,960 We have the metro now or the metro. 675 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,440 Yeah, the metro link is the main one, I guess, out of LA. 676 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,000 But like they finally opened up the metro down here. 677 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,520 So it's like the shorts, I guess, the short shortened version, I guess, 678 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,680 or not the high end version. 679 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,920 And the last time I was on it, so I can take it like it's two miles 680 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,080 from my place that I go and then I can take it to Alvera Street. 681 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,320 And I did that like last summer, I want to say. 682 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,920 You know, what's really sad? 683 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,440 You've been to Alvera Street, right? 684 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,720 Yes. Yes. 685 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:16,040 OK, so during lock, you know, because of lockdown, a lot of businesses fucking closed. 686 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,640 My favorite Mexican joint at Alvera Street 687 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,800 that had the mariachi band and with the best. 688 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,480 What's it called? Not whoever's rancheros. 689 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,760 Chilaquiles. They fucking went out of business or they. 690 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,640 No. Yes. 691 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,680 Alvera Street, they still have the little shops, 692 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,760 but there's not really many restaurants anymore. 693 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,880 They all just went under and I fucking I was so pissed. 694 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,720 Well, I guess I'm not coming back anymore, but I guess the crime rate is high. 695 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,760 My daughter gets all don't go on the I'm just like, you know what? 696 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,960 If you pay attention and you're vigilant and you stay to yourself, 697 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,720 I don't think nobody will fuck with you. 698 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,760 They're not gonna fuck with me. I'll get all loud. 699 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,000 We're like the the chat like that's why we were never abducted as children. 700 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,080 They probably said this fucking brat, like get out, get out of the candy van now. 701 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,000 You know, speaking of, you got to watch. 702 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,520 Well, maybe don't watch, but do watch the movie, The Black Phone. 703 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,400 The Black Phone. Oh, I did watch that. 704 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,160 I fucking I can't believe I went because you know, I fucking love horror, right? 705 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,520 Yeah. So I actually went to the movie theater 706 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,480 and I cannot believe I didn't fucking walk out of the movie theater. 707 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,040 I wasted like almost two hours of my time that I will never get back. 708 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,640 The minute that fucking little boy said, are those black balloons in your car? 709 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,400 And I was like this fucking idiot. Of course they are. 710 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,720 You need to run. I loved his fucking sister, though. 711 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:44,160 His sister was hilarious and the serial killer's brother that was all coped up. 712 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,200 Oh, yeah. Yeah, those two. 713 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,800 I was just like, this movie fucking sucks. 714 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,160 Why is everybody talking about how it's so great? 715 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,920 Yeah, yeah. 716 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,560 And then and why are you going to fucking answer the phone 717 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,200 that rings and assignment plus? 718 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,120 Right. 719 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,800 And the fact that the serial killer didn't realize that the boy was digging 720 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,240 a hole or would hide it with a fucking with carpet carpet. 721 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,200 Shit. OK. 722 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:16,200 Oh, yeah, that movie was a disappointment. 723 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,560 But it was like a train wreck. 724 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,600 I fucking continued to watch the whole thing. 725 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,600 I did. 726 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,120 Everybody, everybody in the movie theater was just so entranced. 727 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,600 And I'm like, OK, I guess you guys are all. 728 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,840 Oh, you know what? 729 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,000 I guess they're all millennials. 730 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,880 I found out yesterday when I was hanging out with my my old coworkers 731 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,600 from when I worked at Long Beach. 732 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,920 I am not a boomer. I thought I was a boomer. 733 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,640 They told they told me I'm a Gen Xer. 734 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,040 Well, then boomer boomers are like in their mid fifties. 735 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,920 Like one of the guys there, he's I want to say he was 58. 736 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,680 He's like, Em, you are not a boomer. 737 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,920 So why is your daughter calling you? 738 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,840 Or, you know, I'm always says boomers going to boom. 739 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,720 Yeah. That's what she always tells me. 740 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,600 And I'm like, oh, I guess I don't know. 741 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,000 She's like, you're not a boomer. 742 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,880 That's me. He's like, you're not 50 or whatever, 55 plus. 743 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,960 I'm like, so so I don't know what Gen Xers are, but they told me. 744 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,560 Well, he told me I'm a Gen Xer. 745 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,080 There's a Gen X. Generation X. 746 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,120 Yeah. Oh, I heard that. 747 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,200 Yeah. So let me see what 43. 748 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,200 I'm sure you have to be too. Yeah. 749 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,880 I don't know. 750 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,360 Whatever. 751 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,440 You know, my dad used to say he was a boomer. 752 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,760 So I kind of thought if I was a boomer, well, I guess I just fell 753 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,200 somehow into that category. 754 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,600 No, I don't know. 755 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,520 But, you know, Fred Durst, limp biscuit, he's the same. 756 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,280 Oh, God. 757 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,520 And shit. And I was like, oh, maybe we are Gen X. 758 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,720 I fucking forgot about Fred Durst. 759 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,000 I fucking hate limp biscuit. 760 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,880 I know, but Larry was like my future generation, 761 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,360 Gen X and all that. 762 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,680 He's the fucking talk about that shit all the time. 763 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,840 Gen X. And I'm like, I don't remember. 764 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,240 I just remember that stupid song. I did it for the nookie. 765 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,200 I'm like, this is so fucking dumb. 766 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,600 There was only one song that I liked. 767 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:07,040 Well, I could stomach was the Roland song. 768 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,480 Oh, yeah, that one. 769 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480 Yeah, I'll give you. 770 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,120 Yeah, that one. I actually like that song. 771 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120 I ain't going to lie. 772 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,120 And you know what? 773 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,920 We're talking about haters or I guess the Gen Xers. 774 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,120 I actually like Kid Rock's first album. 775 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,480 So. Oh, yeah. 776 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,000 I can get crucified for that. 777 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,560 I'm sure I'll get crucified for that. 778 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,640 But I like Kid Rock's first album. 779 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,920 That's about it, though. 780 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,240 Yeah, I liked Kid Rock. 781 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,040 I liked Kid Rock's first album, too. 782 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,880 Fucking I think I fucking probably bought the was it a cassette? 783 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,280 I don't fucking know. No, I think it's no. 784 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,960 No, it was a CD. 785 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960 Yeah, I'm the CD. 786 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,560 It was right when those little MP3s were coming out and I still didn't know. 787 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,560 I just had a fucking big old CD case in my car. 788 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520 Right. 789 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,560 Oh, shit. 790 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,960 I remember I had some people. 791 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,520 They were I'm not going to say friends just acquaintances. 792 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,240 They would break into cars and instead of taking their fucking 793 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,120 radios that they used to do back in the day, those little pull out radios. 794 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,840 Oh, I forgot about that. 795 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,240 Yeah. Right. 796 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,640 Remember what was the brand? 797 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,320 I want to say there were Kenwoods. 798 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,120 Kenwoods and I think so. 799 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,880 So many had a couple of them, I think. 800 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,200 But Kenwood was a big one. 801 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,520 I totally forgot about that. 802 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,880 We would always have to pull the face. 803 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,640 I never had that. 804 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,720 I had a stock radio, but I remember that's right. 805 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,640 Yeah, we're all big. 806 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,360 I know. 807 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Well, remember, you had to pull the fucking radio out and then it turned to 808 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,400 detachable face and then you just pushed a little button. 809 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,160 The face would pop off and put in your purse or whatever. 810 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,360 Go right. All OK. 811 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,880 So I'm on Wikipedia and so it says Generation X is the demographic 812 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,080 cohort following the baby boomer. 813 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,720 So I did not know that and preceding the millennials. 814 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,600 Of course, we know that. 815 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,960 So it's the birth year. 816 00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:00,520 Gen X is birth years the late 70s to early 80s, but I was born in 74. 817 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,280 So we're in 80. 818 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,480 Yeah. OK, so I guess we are Gen Xers. 819 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,080 Well, whatever. 820 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,400 Oh, you learn something new every day. 821 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,000 So I'm just going to tell my daughter the next time she acts up and says boomer's 822 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,040 going to boom into the reference to whatever the fuck I'm talking about. 823 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,880 Like, no, bitch, I'm Gen X. So I recognize. 824 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,520 Got to go. 825 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,600 Hang it up. Bye. 826 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,920 So then what does that consist of? 827 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,840 Like, we just what we were like fucking overalls with one. 828 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,640 I guess down and is that is that art? 829 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:39,840 It says here on Wikipedia as sorry, as adolescents and young adults 830 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,840 in the 1980s and 90s, Xers were dubbed the MTV generation, 831 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,680 sometimes being characterized as slackers, cynical and disaffected. 832 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,800 Oh, that's me in a nutshell, I guess. Yeah. 833 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,400 Yeah, that was like, right. 834 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,520 Some of the many cultural influences on Gen X youth included a proliferation 835 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:02,520 proliferation of musical genres with strong social tribal identity, 836 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,640 such as punk, post-punk and heavy metal. 837 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,560 Yeah, it sounds like Teen Spirit now. 838 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,920 Oh, Jesus Christ. OK, moving right along. 839 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,040 Oh, wow. Well, I'm glad I'm not a boomer, 840 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,520 so my daughter can claimly fuck off. 841 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,960 Bitch, you're wrong. 842 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,680 You wrong. 843 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,720 Oh, geez. 844 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,320 Girl, do you have HBO Max or I always ask him, I always forget. 845 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,280 And I had it, but fucking I fish network. 846 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,760 They can't come to an agreement. 847 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,720 And I'm like, oh, I thought you actually have a kit you have satellite or whatever. 848 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,480 Because I before I before I boarded the plane, I watched 849 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,600 Tracy Morgan, you know how he got hurt in the he got. 850 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,120 I don't know if you know, Tracy. 851 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,520 Yeah, he got hit by a fucking Walmart trucker. 852 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,360 I don't know. 853 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,680 He got hit by a Walmart delivery truck, I want to say. 854 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,680 One of those big ones. 855 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,080 If I'm yeah, I was like his tour bus got hit by one. 856 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080 Oh, yeah, yeah. There we go. 857 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,600 That's what it is. And then it took a long time for him to recover, 858 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,280 but he got fucking paid. 859 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,160 So he finally, I guess he made it back to stand up and I watched his stand up. 860 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,040 It was fucking great. 861 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,320 Really? Watch it. Yes. 862 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,680 Bitch. And since it's my daughter's, 863 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,920 well, it's since it's my daughter's HBO account, I don't even know the password. 864 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,080 Otherwise, I would give it to you. 865 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,040 But yeah, if you're able to watch it some way. 866 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,120 Because I downloaded the app to my phone and I was like, well, then fuck this. 867 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,440 I don't give a shit. And so I downloaded my phone. 868 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,160 I pay for it. So I thought I'd use it. 869 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,720 Yeah. So you should be able to watch it on your phone then or whatever. 870 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,320 But it keeps telling me, well, who's your network? 871 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,560 And I'm like fucking dish. 872 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,720 And I'm like, no, I'm like, well, then fuck. 873 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,400 I don't know. 874 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,960 Fucking pathetic. Whatever. 875 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,360 Yeah, I'll have to look into it. 876 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,440 They end up getting rid of Netflix anyway, since they fucking went up to like 877 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,200 twenty two dollars a month now. Really? 878 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:14,200 Yes, I just looked at my I hardly ever check my my statements or online 879 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,760 because, you know, I know how much I have or I don't have. 880 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,720 So right. It's rare that I check it. 881 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,680 And Netflix comes out automatically every month. 882 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,800 And I remember I used to pay like nine ninety nine. 883 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,480 And then it went up to twelve. 884 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,240 And then it went up to fourteen ninety nine. 885 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,400 And then I just looked this last fucking month or earlier this month. 886 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,160 Twenty two fucking dollars. 887 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,640 Like what the fuck? 888 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,600 I got that free year membership for, I guess, when I upgraded to an iPhone. 889 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,640 All right, switched out my Android for an iPhone with T-Mobile. 890 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,320 And I still can't log in with the instructions they gave me. 891 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200 And I have yet to go to fucking T-Mobile. 892 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,640 Oh, God. 893 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,000 I could call T-Mobile so they can explain it. 894 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,920 But I'm like, I'll get around to it eventually. 895 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,200 I don't fucking care. I like I'm more of a Hulu girl. 896 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,400 I was that much. 897 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,640 It was costing twenty two dollars a month now. Shit. Yeah. 898 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:12,440 And they constantly fucking they'll tell you, oh, yeah, you you it was the show was on here, 899 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,040 but it expired now and we don't have it anymore. 900 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,200 So it's like, what the fuck, Netflix? 901 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,080 Jesus. And now they're doing this whole thing. 902 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,200 OK, I get it. 903 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,800 They don't want you to just buy an account and give it to your friends and family. 904 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,440 And everybody just uses one account. 905 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,960 So they are cracking down on it so bad that only five things can be 906 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,960 linked. OK. 907 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,840 So and so I'm like, what the fuck? 908 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,240 So my kids have, you know, my son will watch Netflix on the computer. 909 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,040 My daughter will watch it on her phone. 910 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,000 Shit. I'll watch it on my phone when I'm at work on my lunch. 911 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,880 Right. Cooked up to my TV. 912 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,080 That's already four. 913 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:57,480 So God forbid my son puts it on his kind of driving. 914 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,280 Right. 915 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,600 And then then my sister, yeah, I gave her my account. 916 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,600 So when I'm watching the password so she can. 917 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,160 She can't log in anymore. 918 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,200 I was like, yeah, you better give me $11. 919 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,400 That's half the fucking right. 920 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,560 Ription fee. 921 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,320 Fucking crazy. 922 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,200 And I was like, OK, Netflix, I'm getting rid of you and I'm getting two other 923 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,200 different apps. 924 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,200 There you go. 925 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,000 Plus or some shit or another peacock one. 926 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,320 My daughter does it. 927 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,320 I think it's five dollars a month, which isn't bad. 928 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,320 I can't believe it's that fucking cheap. 929 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,320 Nice. 930 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,320 Yeah. 931 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,320 But it's just so many fucking apps and I'm so fucking upset. 932 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,920 And I'm so fucking old. 933 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,920 And then, you know, they say you shouldn't make your password the same password for all 934 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,760 the fuck that I cannot remember. 935 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,360 All my work passwords, all my fucking personal fucking. 936 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,360 Right. 937 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,760 They're all the same password, maybe with a little bit of a variance. 938 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,960 But that right is me off too, because I think it's the same. 939 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,080 And then I'm like, oh, fuck, I forgot that was a capital. 940 00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:01,640 And then I get locked out of my accounts and I get all pissed off like a grumpy old 941 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,520 lady. 942 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,520 Welcome to my world. 943 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,720 Yeah, all these fucking passwords. 944 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,480 And for a long time, I used to have a, when you have those old school Rolodex. 945 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480 Oh, God, yeah. 946 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480 Yeah. 947 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,680 I had one of those and it was for work, actually. 948 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:25,640 And when I left one of the companies I worked for, I bought the Rolodex, so it was mine. 949 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,640 I took it with me. 950 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640 Okay. 951 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,200 And I was like, fuck, it's all these work passwords that I don't need anymore. 952 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200 Who gives a shit? 953 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200 I don't know. 954 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,720 So this was about maybe 10 years ago or so. 955 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:41,680 I decided to just use it as my fucking password, Rolodex, because I had so many fucking passwords. 956 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,720 And I was like, you'd write your password and put it in your Rolodex? 957 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,720 Yeah. 958 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,920 So it'd be like N, Netflix, username, password. 959 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,640 Oh, smart, smart, smart, smart. 960 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,640 Yeah. 961 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,240 Well, I thought it was smart and my daughter's all mom. 962 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,240 You know what? 963 00:36:55,240 --> 00:37:01,040 She's all, if we ever got broken into like the house, she's all, people would just take 964 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,400 all your jewelry, all whatever, she's all, but they wouldn't even think to take a dusty 965 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,200 old Rolodex that has your whole life written down on it. 966 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,200 Right. 967 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:17,120 I was like, hey, yeah, so I guess it is a good idea, but yeah, I don't keep up with 968 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:22,480 it anymore because it did kind of scare me to think like, well, what the fuck if they 969 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480 did? 970 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,480 Do you have a safe? 971 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,480 I do. 972 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,480 Well, fucking lock it up in there. 973 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,480 That's what I do. 974 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,480 Just lock it up. 975 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,480 I'm not going to say. 976 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:34,120 I don't keep up with it anymore because they'll say it's time to update your password. 977 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,400 And so all of them that I go and I'm like, did I fucking write the updated fucking password? 978 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,400 Right. 979 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,360 Honestly, I didn't and I don't fucking know anymore. 980 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,600 I'm just so grumpy. 981 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,400 So question then let's get into Rance. 982 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,040 I already did my Rance. 983 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,600 What I guess specific rant do you have for this week? 984 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600 Pomona. 985 00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:04,520 I was going to rant there's so much shit that I could rant about, but I don't know. 986 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:10,680 I think my biggest rant was again, going to the fair and just people. 987 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680 It's just fucking people. 988 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:17,240 And it's a different demographic of people here in Oregon compared to Southern California 989 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,840 or anywhere else. 990 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840 Yeah. 991 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,280 Patagonia and Columbia fucking gear, bro. 992 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280 Yeah. 993 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,560 You're either one of them or your track. 994 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,560 Yeah. 995 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,560 Your track. 996 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,560 Your Rache. 997 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,120 And I don't know. 998 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:37,440 My rant is don't fucking mean mug me or look me up and down because I'm dressed in jeans 999 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,200 and a fucking t-shirt and took a shower and brushed my hair. 1000 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:49,760 Opposed to you walking around and dirty ass crocs and fucking flannel pants and a fucking 1001 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,560 like an orange or blue hair. 1002 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,120 Looks like you died with clay and something I would have probably tried to do in junior 1003 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:05,920 high and your fucking fat, not fat shaming because, hey, rocket, whatever body type you 1004 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,280 have fucking rocket, just be clean and not smelly. 1005 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 Yeah. 1006 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,200 And fucking wear clothes that fit you. 1007 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,600 I mean, just, you know, just got to do that. 1008 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,680 We don't need to see all your jet pack. 1009 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:23,680 I'm like, I don't know. 1010 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,080 And even if those were jet packs, it would pick your ass up off the ground more than 1011 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,080 the foot. 1012 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,080 Like, I don't know. 1013 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,080 I don't know. 1014 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,400 And I hate that they feel that they have presidents. 1015 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,680 They see me and I try to be nice. 1016 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,680 Can you? 1017 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,680 Yeah. 1018 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,680 I try to be nice. 1019 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,160 I smile or I'll say, excuse me. 1020 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,840 And they'll just stand there like move or they'll walk and they'll just bump me with 1021 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,520 their fucking shoulders and fit. 1022 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,120 And it's like, what is going, what is wrong with you people? 1023 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,520 Not only are you crash, you don't have manners. 1024 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,480 You got broad shoulders, bitch. 1025 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480 Yeah. 1026 00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480 Move out the way. 1027 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,520 And then so I was walking. 1028 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,520 Okay. 1029 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,600 So I'm walking past, I guess, the animal section. 1030 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,200 This isn't like the LA County Fair animal section where it's like, ooh, a horse. 1031 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,280 Oh, there's the pigs. 1032 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,760 And you just walk through. 1033 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,400 No, it's like, shit. 1034 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,800 People are showing off their chickens and like, I mean, they're like, oh, I'm sorry. 1035 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,800 This is their lifestyle. 1036 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800 This is what they do. 1037 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,240 It fucking stunk so bad. 1038 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:25,800 So I put my like two fingers under my nose. 1039 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Walk through. 1040 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:34,480 And everybody looked at me like if I was just straight fucking disrespecting them, like 1041 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,040 get this bitch out. 1042 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,080 She's like from around here. 1043 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,400 Can we bring the man date back? 1044 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400 Yeah. 1045 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400 Get this fucking. 1046 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,400 She must be from California. 1047 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,320 Like get her out of our country fair. 1048 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,320 Like fuck. 1049 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:56,960 I was like, sorry, I didn't mean to be disrespectful, but shit, it's stuck like shit. 1050 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,600 And I wasn't I wasn't even trying to go into the animal area. 1051 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,760 I mean, animals are just every fucking where just everywhere. 1052 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,480 Was the fair at the park? 1053 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:10,040 No, this was the fair, the, the, the Salem fair. 1054 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,880 So oh, you went to Salem. 1055 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,880 Yeah. 1056 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,880 Oh, okay. 1057 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,880 Yeah. 1058 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,240 Cause people were telling me, well, you got to go to that fair because it has rides and 1059 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,560 those rides are all broken. 1060 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,560 Don't go on those fucking rides. 1061 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,160 I was like, what the fuck? 1062 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,320 And they're, they're like, you have to go on the Ferris wheel. 1063 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,800 No, but I'll pass. 1064 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800 Hard pass. 1065 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,440 I'm not going on the Ferris wheel next to the goddamn cows and that's what people say 1066 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,000 who are born and raised in Oregon and where Patagonia or Columbia. 1067 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Yeah. 1068 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,880 I'm just like, I don't know. 1069 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:49,120 And my horrible, horrible self, which I'm working on, I'm working on. 1070 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:57,040 I just look at them like, yeah, you may have a blue color job or a white color job, but 1071 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,280 I tell you that smart. 1072 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,040 Like I called common sense. 1073 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,040 Yeah. 1074 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,040 You lack in that area. 1075 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,040 Yeah. 1076 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,640 It's just, there's just no way. 1077 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,640 There's just no way. 1078 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:15,400 And when I do talk to somebody who can hold an intelligent conversation, it's just like, 1079 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,720 were you born here at nine out of 10 times? 1080 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,720 They're like, no, I'm from Arizona or something. 1081 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,720 I was like, we'll do it. 1082 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,960 I fucking knew it. 1083 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,960 Not from Oregon. 1084 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,960 Yeah. 1085 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,960 You were net-burning raised here. 1086 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,960 I fucking knew it. 1087 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,960 Little too smart for that. 1088 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,960 But that's my rant. 1089 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:32,960 My rant is I hate that. 1090 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,960 Okay. 1091 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,400 I'm also going to rant on myself because I do the same thing. 1092 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,960 I judge people before I fucking really. 1093 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,160 We all do that. 1094 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:46,520 But it's just like, it sucks because how do you think you're better than me when you're 1095 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,520 dirtier than me? 1096 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,800 I just, that's just my rant because you can, you don't have to have as much money as me. 1097 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,360 You don't have to fucking, you can live in a fucking trailer park. 1098 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,360 I don't give a shit. 1099 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,120 But take a shower and brush your teeth on your hair. 1100 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,480 Don't fucking hate me because I'm clean. 1101 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,320 That's exactly why they're hating you. 1102 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,320 I'm assuming. 1103 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,880 I would assume. 1104 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,880 I don't know. 1105 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880 But who knows? 1106 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,720 Maybe that's just their way of like greeting people. 1107 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:16,800 It's just, they just want to step on your toes or give you, give you a flat tire. 1108 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,800 Okay. 1109 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,800 I'm tired of that shit. 1110 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:26,280 Like how close you have to walk to somebody to cause, I think I got maybe four flat tires. 1111 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:32,320 Like we don't know when people walk too close behind you and they step on your heel. 1112 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320 Oh, oh, damn. 1113 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,320 What the fuck? 1114 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,320 Yeah. 1115 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,600 And it's like, what the fuck is going on? 1116 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,600 Oh, yeah. 1117 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600 I don't know. 1118 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:45,760 I've never had four flat tires like shoe wise in one day. 1119 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,760 In one day. 1120 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,160 My kids used to do that shit to me at the grocery store. 1121 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,160 I hated it. 1122 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,160 They had separation issues. 1123 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,160 Yeah. 1124 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,160 I was like, don't leave me it. 1125 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,240 Don't tell me you're, I'm going to go to aisle two and then you leave and like abandon me. 1126 00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,240 Yeah. 1127 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:02,720 They're just, I'm walking and I stop and they just, they're not looking and they just keep 1128 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,720 fucking walking and boom. 1129 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,720 I'm like, oh, you little shit. 1130 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,320 Like I hate that. 1131 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,320 I hate that. 1132 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,320 Fuck it. 1133 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,720 I only had one kid and then I got my two side. 1134 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,720 I'm like, I am over this bullshit. 1135 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,720 Yeah. 1136 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,720 No fun. 1137 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,720 No fun. 1138 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:23,080 So yeah, there, there you go. 1139 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,080 I'll stop. 1140 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,640 I'll stop there because I can just continue to rant about all the shit. 1141 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:32,280 Then people are going to be like, come on a bullet is one grumpy fucking bitch. 1142 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:37,560 Hey, we all are, but because we're Gen Xers, but at least we're not boomers. 1143 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,560 Yeah. 1144 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,560 Exactly. 1145 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,240 I don't wonder why I was telling you, I got the boomer cars for that trivial pursuit 1146 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,240 game. 1147 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,240 I was like, why? 1148 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,240 Oh, that's right. 1149 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,240 Fucking yeah. 1150 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,240 Okay. 1151 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,240 So there, I guess our parents generation. 1152 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,240 I don't know. 1153 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240 Whatever. 1154 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,240 I would have seen myself. 1155 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,240 It's crazy. 1156 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,240 All right. 1157 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,240 Well, I think we should end on that note. 1158 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,240 Okay. 1159 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,680 Do you have any last words, ma'am? 1160 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,680 I do not. 1161 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,120 The liquor store is now officially open. 1162 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,120 It's 12 o'clock. 1163 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,080 So I'm about to partay. 1164 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,560 My self. 1165 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,600 And my last words is you need to kick the can down the road. 1166 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,520 I am kicking it. 1167 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,240 All right. 1168 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,320 I permanently not like on a temporary. 1169 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,840 I'm kicking it and there's like a gutter right there. 1170 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,840 All right. 1171 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,240 Just kick it down to the next neighbor. 1172 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,240 Yeah. 1173 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,240 All right. 1174 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,240 Okay. 1175 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,240 All right. 1176 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,240 Bye. 1177 00:45:33,240 --> 00:46:02,240 Bye.