1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,840 Clean, clink, drink, drink, you are Pomona Bullets and I am Baruch Medusa and this is 2 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,200 Top Shelf Hi-Jinks. 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,720 Let us begin. 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:21,520 Good day, bitch. 5 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,440 Good day. 6 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,880 Week one of the NFL. 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,560 I have it on silent. 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,960 The Bang Bang Niners are 17 and the Steelers are zero. 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:40,760 Second quarter, eight minutes and 25 seconds to go before halftime. 10 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:41,760 I know. 11 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:46,400 I use my phone for our podcast and I have the NFL. 12 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,920 Like I can get every motherfucking game for the season. 13 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:55,720 I pay like $100 every season and I can stream it to my TV, whatever, but you know, podcasts 14 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,720 is a little more important. 15 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,080 At least I can watch the replays. 16 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:04,920 You can't stream it and then just join the podcast and I bet you can. 17 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,920 I bet you could. 18 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,920 I bet you could. 19 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,920 I'm not that savvy. 20 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 Shit. 21 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,640 Well, you're going to have to fucking try it out before next week then. 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,640 Oh yeah. 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,240 I can't wait. 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,600 The Bolts are going to play the Dolphins. 25 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,520 I can't wait. 26 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:27,600 They have, I guess, I want to say Vegas book says, I don't know what the stats are, but 27 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,800 they, um, 40, I'm sorry. 28 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,280 Your chargers should be winning the game. 29 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,960 I don't know by the, I don't know what the spread is though. 30 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,840 I don't know either, but I sure hope they win their first game and I'm so glad that 31 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,160 fucking Casey lost their first game. 32 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,480 They'll still probably win the Super Bowl last year. 33 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,040 No, they did. 34 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,040 Yeah. 35 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,840 I mean, they're, they're, they're a good team. 36 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,480 I, you know, Kelsey's hot, so I'll take it. 37 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:01,480 Oh my fucking God. 38 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:06,840 Anyway, yeah, is your car all done? 39 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,840 No. 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,760 So my, my, this is true story. 41 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:17,920 I was trying to get my car wash at this drive through little, you go, you drive through 42 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:22,120 and then the people run out and you, they, they vacuum your car and just, it's not like 43 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:28,080 a huge like detail, detail, they just vacuum and wash it and you get a free air freshener. 44 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:35,640 So I go to that car detail or wash place and that was last week and it broke down. 45 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:40,840 So they had to tell me, here's a, you can have a free car wash and when we fix it, I 46 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,640 was like, what the fuck? 47 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,640 Jesus. 48 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:51,000 And the only other option I have is I wash my car myself either A at home or B at one 49 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 of those pump in the quarters and you'd keep right. 50 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Yeah. 51 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 And I was like, I don't, I don't not doing all that. 52 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,760 So I call it around. 53 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:06,560 I look up mobile detailers, car detailers. 54 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,760 This one, what's that run? 55 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,960 Because I was going to get a car wash for the last three weekends and then the fucking 56 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,080 rain and then the forecast didn't call for rain today. 57 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,880 I'm like, maybe a car wash after we podcast. 58 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:23,400 It started fucking raining at eight AM and it's Florida all over fucking over this shit. 59 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,640 And I stopped having mosquito bites as of Thursday night and now they're going to be 60 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,800 all fucking back again because the goddamn fucking rain. 61 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:36,960 It's like we're on the, the, with the Atlantic ocean over here instead of the goddamn Pacific. 62 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Geez. 63 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:38,960 Well, yeah. 64 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,240 The Atlantic has like some fucking hurricane. 65 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,240 Some shit. 66 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,240 Maybe it's like this. 67 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,240 I don't know. 68 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:51,080 But yeah, the guy, I said, listen, my car's not that bad, but it's all about the details. 69 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:57,360 Like I really want all the little fucking minor things to just be on flake because that's 70 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,040 just what I want. 71 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,600 And I just don't want to do it myself. 72 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,080 So did he do it? 73 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Oh yeah. 74 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,080 He's, he's working on it now. 75 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:09,880 He came at 10 and he said he should be done around one. 76 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,600 So what's he, what's that run for though? 77 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,400 He's going to charge me a 165. 78 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:21,520 Oh, that's not bad for the entire fucking and he, yeah. 79 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:25,160 And he's going to, he's like shampooing my seats and all kinds of shit. 80 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,160 So it's like, well, okay. 81 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,160 Yeah. 82 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,240 I don't know. 83 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:37,080 I hope it's, it's good because he also said that he would put me on this premium plan. 84 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,480 I go, what is a premium plan in tail? 85 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,400 $85 a month. 86 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,720 He comes out once a month, rain, snow, sleet, ice. 87 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,720 Oh my God. 88 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,600 That is so fucking good. 89 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,160 And he does what he's doing now. 90 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,160 Yes. 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,200 I need to look into that and see if they have that here. 92 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,600 I'm sure somebody does that here. 93 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,600 And I was like, really? 94 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,560 I was like, cause Oregon, you know, we got a lot of rain. 95 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 I got a lot of snow. 96 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,080 We got a lot of shit like going down. 97 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,080 He's like, nope. 98 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,040 I have my own little pop up tent. 99 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,680 I come in all weather. 100 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,720 It doesn't matter. 101 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,720 85 bucks. 102 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,560 And I was like, huh, okay. 103 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,560 Sign me up. 104 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:20,040 Cause I fucking hate washing my car and yeah, go for it. 105 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,040 I'll pay 85 bucks. 106 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,640 We're going to look into that. 107 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,640 Yeah. 108 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,560 It seems like a sweet deal. 109 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,560 We'll see. 110 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,760 I just, I fucking hate wasting my time. 111 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,320 I was just like, do I really need to sit at the goddamn car wash while you fucking wash 112 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,320 my car? 113 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,760 And then I keep trying to get everybody at work. 114 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,360 I'm like, if I get a detailer here, do you guys, will you guys sign up or, you know, 115 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,120 and then that way they'll show up once a week or once every other week. 116 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,880 And then we could probably get a discount if everybody gets their fucking car done. 117 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Right. 118 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,880 Yeah. 119 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,280 And they're just like, I'm just like, okay, well, never fucking mind bitches. 120 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,280 Yeah. 121 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 I mean, I practice. 122 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 I don't know. 123 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,440 I mean, I eat lunch in my fucking car. 124 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,520 So somebody needs to clean it. 125 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,720 Cause I'm not right. 126 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,320 I take a nap in mine every fucking day. 127 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Monday, Friday. 128 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,320 Yes. 129 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,440 All right. 130 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,240 So let's get into topics, I guess. 131 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,960 Wait, well, what are you drinking? 132 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,960 Oh, Bombay. 133 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 I'm sorry. 134 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,960 No. 135 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,320 I'm, I'm relaxing today. 136 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,000 So I have my, um, it was hot, but I put ice in it. 137 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,760 So it's, I guess, um, my brood, cacao, it's the chocolate coconut brood cacao and then 138 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,160 two shots of vodka in there. 139 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,640 So I'm like just sitting on relax mode. 140 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,640 Yeah. 141 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,640 What about you? 142 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:46,280 I am going hard today and it's Jameson. 143 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,280 You know what? 144 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:52,480 I was just going to say, well, the Raiders play at 130 at their, um, in Denver. 145 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:57,040 And, um, so I'm like, Oh, I'm sure the game is on, but I'm like, if I watch it, it's just 146 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,920 like, I have the worst, um, my blood pressure goes through the roof. 147 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,280 So I was just like, fuck, am I going to watch this or not? 148 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,240 And if I do, then I need a drink tequila because that's my blood pressure medication. 149 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,240 Right. 150 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,760 So I'm like, um, I think I'm just going to relax today. 151 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,600 If the game, I'm sure the game will be on cause it's going to be in Denver. 152 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,080 And Derek Carr is no longer a goddamn fucking quarterback. 153 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,640 So, um, who do you guys have now? 154 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,640 Garoppolo. 155 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,160 Well, that's not too bad. 156 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,800 No, it's not bad, but you know, management has always sucked. 157 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,280 So I'm sure it's just not going to work out. 158 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:44,560 I think for a little boozy, trust me, I'm a Raider fan, but I'm just talking realness. 159 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,360 So I'm like, if they get, if they get the, if management gets their fucking shit together, 160 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,680 which they never do, then maybe we can progress. 161 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:56,640 But until then, like, you know, your team is only as effective as your fucking leadership. 162 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,240 So what's that tell you? 163 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,840 True that. 164 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,640 And I'm more interested to see how Derek Carr does with the Saints. 165 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,360 I bet you he blows it out because I'm sure they're managing it. 166 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,960 What's going to go to the Super Bowl? 167 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,480 Who did? 168 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,480 So we shall see. 169 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,480 Okay. 170 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,480 I'm sorry. 171 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,480 So a topic. 172 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,520 I know we discussed earlier, or we said we'd talk about it on the podcast. 173 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,520 Yeah. 174 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:30,720 When it comes like, so for the last two to three weeks, my newsfeed on my phone has mentioned 175 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,800 several, at least two times. 176 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:40,800 I say several, I guess I'm exaggerating two to three times max, how women have a hard 177 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,280 time orgasing orgasm. 178 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,200 God, I can't even say the word. 179 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,280 They have a hard time coming when they're with their lover. 180 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,240 And I'm like, I don't know what the problem is, bitches. 181 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,480 I have never had a problem. 182 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,480 Yeah. 183 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,720 Um, it's called Tegels. 184 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,360 Right. 185 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:06,400 A, B, it's just like, how old are these bitches that they're surveying? 186 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:10,920 And then C, like, if you don't know your fucking body or if you don't feel your body or you 187 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:15,000 just, if you don't know your body, your lover can't know your fucking body. 188 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,720 So yes, you need to masturbate and learn the fucking shit. 189 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,080 So you can tell your lover what the fuck to do. 190 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:25,320 I don't understand why bitches are quiet and then they get all pissy at the men or whatever 191 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,400 the fuck the thing is, but the, um, their partner, their partner. 192 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,400 Yeah. 193 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,400 Yeah. 194 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,400 Whatever. 195 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,400 I just, I don't understand it. 196 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,920 You want to know what it is? 197 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,000 I read it one time. 198 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 You guys should look it up. 199 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Um, so. 200 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:56,000 This bitch has master wisdom and, uh, yeah, it's because they play so many toys and so 201 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 much out there. 202 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:05,280 It's like, it's like a, there's so much out there and then you get a, the real deal and 203 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,000 you're just like, what is this? 204 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:14,880 Like, you know, batteries can make me orgasm, have an orgasm like three times and fucking 205 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:21,320 three minutes, but your penis or whatever your tongue, whatever doesn't do shit because 206 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,480 it doesn't vibrate that fast. 207 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 I don't know. 208 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,960 I don't know. 209 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:32,440 I just think there's just so much out there where it's just like, whoa, well, the way, 210 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:37,960 well, I should have kept the articles, but I was just, or I guess bookmarked the articles 211 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,680 so you could read them from what I, and I didn't read them in depth. 212 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:46,680 I skimmed them, skimmed and scanned, but for the most part, they just don't seem like 213 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,800 they're sexually active or I don't know what the proper term is. 214 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,240 They don't know their fucking bodies. 215 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:58,080 Like if you know your body, then you can communicate to your lover or lovers how to fuck you right. 216 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,640 And then you'd be like, Oh, you know what? 217 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,920 I actually like sex. 218 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,520 I like to fuck. 219 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,000 I like to come and guess what? 220 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:10,880 My lover is like reciprocating and knowing how to make me come because I tell him what 221 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,920 the fuck is going on. 222 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,920 Yeah. 223 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,440 I don't know. 224 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 That is all. 225 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,440 Yeah. 226 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:22,440 It's like harder, slower, softer, faster. 227 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,840 Bitch, don't lay there like a dead bitch. 228 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,840 I know. 229 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,840 Don't play possum. 230 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,880 Okay, my thing is this is all the work either. 231 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,880 Yeah. 232 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:39,360 Sometimes, sometimes that's fine, but sometimes it's like, I'm tired. 233 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,520 My thing is this. 234 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,640 Everybody likes to fuck. 235 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,800 If you don't like to fuck, then I don't know what your problem is. 236 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:52,800 A, B, if everybody likes to fuck, well, everybody likes to fuck, but the real question is, do 237 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,680 you know how to fuck? 238 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:59,360 And if you know how to fuck, then kudos to you, you know, yes, clean. 239 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,600 Don't know how to fuck. 240 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,960 That also ties in with you. 241 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,920 Don't know how to communicate with the person you're fucking with. 242 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:06,920 So you know what? 243 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,920 I don't know what to tell you. 244 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,280 How are people having heart feelings? 245 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:18,160 I mean, I just need a penis and I'm fucking golden. 246 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 Shit. 247 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,160 Just give me a. 248 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,640 I'll do all the work. 249 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:30,640 I said stay still, bitch. 250 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,800 Ow, that hurts. 251 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Let's get it. 252 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Okay. 253 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,400 So we can move right along. 254 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400 Right. 255 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400 Moving right along. 256 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:48,360 Do you have any topics? 257 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:53,640 Well, I actually took notes this time. 258 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,040 Yeah, I know. 259 00:12:56,040 --> 00:13:00,080 So I got, I have my, my rents, I got my raise. 260 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,320 I got my trash list. 261 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,640 Yeah, we're going to introduce that in a little bit. 262 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640 Yeah. 263 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,640 So topics. 264 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,640 Okay. 265 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,320 Wait, I do want to just, let's just, here's the icebreaker. 266 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:17,680 Um, so I'm going to call my neighbor. 267 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,880 He's just going to be nerdy neighbor. 268 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:24,680 I'm going to give him that name because his license plate says what, so it doesn't say 269 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,720 nerdy neighbor, but it says nerdy something. 270 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,920 So he's my nerdy neighbor. 271 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,800 I am so fucking fed up with this douchebag. 272 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:44,760 Like, I, gosh, I, one, I said it in a previous podcast where his gazebo came over and flew 273 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:49,840 over into my yard and messed up my pole and your backyard was all fucking shit. 274 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,280 And I was like, what the fuck? 275 00:13:53,280 --> 00:14:00,000 And, God, and then it came over again for a second time and I was like, only me, only 276 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,800 somebody like me with that type of luck. 277 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,960 Just gosh. 278 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:09,160 And it broke my fence and I have like the wooden fence all the way around the wooden 279 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,160 plank fence. 280 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:16,600 And so this guy likes, um, skeletons, which is okay. 281 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,920 That's fine. 282 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,720 And his shit came over into my backyard. 283 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,960 He had like a raven and a cage, like a fake raven. 284 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,560 And he, I just, like, I don't, I don't know. 285 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:34,400 He had, um, instead of a wind chime, he had a bunch of like knives, butter knives at that 286 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,960 and forks and spoons. 287 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,720 Just, I don't know. 288 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,720 I had over wind chimes. 289 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,720 Yeah. 290 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,200 Oh Jesus Christ. 291 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 Yes. 292 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,840 He's just, he's like a unique individual. 293 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,960 And, um, is that what we're calling it? 294 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:58,600 I think that's the, um, the, the nice way of saying douchebag fucking tarred, but, um, 295 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,840 yeah, he's unique, I guess. 296 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:09,000 And so he has this little skeleton that just hangs in front of his house all year round. 297 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,800 And we don't have an HOA in my neighborhood, but neighbors have came up to him and said, 298 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,160 hey, it's not Halloween anymore, take that skeleton down. 299 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,320 So he decides to dress up the skeleton. 300 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,960 If it's, uh, what is it? 301 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,960 St. Patrick's Day. 302 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:31,320 He puts it in a green little St. Patrick's Day festive little outfit. 303 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,320 I don't know. 304 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:37,920 If it's Valentine's Day, he puts little pink and stockings on this fucking skeleton that 305 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,040 just hangs in front of his house. 306 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:46,720 Um, so he loves skeletons, so now he has, I shit you not. 307 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:51,240 It is at least, I don't know, I sent you over here. 308 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:56,880 Is it like maybe 10, 11 feet tall? 309 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,640 We have two story houses here. 310 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,720 Is that the front of his house that he has it? 311 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720 Yes. 312 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720 Right there. 313 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:12,720 I mean, I think the skeleton's foot is actually on my property. 314 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:16,640 I think you should chop it off and be like, bitch, not today. 315 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:24,960 I don't even know because I'm thinking, oh, he definitely is going to take the Halloween 316 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,080 card and run with it. 317 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:36,080 I hope it's not a permanent fixture that he just plans on keeping there because it's 318 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,600 only September and I don't know. 319 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:43,600 I don't know if I could do two months of this shit. 320 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:50,880 I love Halloween decor and everything, but that, the picture you sent me is like, ooh, 321 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,880 I don't know. 322 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 That's a lot to take in. 323 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,760 I'm like, oh my God, my nerdy fucking neighbor, fuck. 324 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,240 I always look outside my bedroom window. 325 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:06,960 I'm on the second story and I can see into his backyard and I'm just like, son of a fucking 326 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,480 monkey, this motherfucker. 327 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,040 I don't know. 328 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,800 Just please. 329 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:20,600 This is when HOA fees are like, I would be glad to pay. 330 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600 And rules. 331 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,600 Yeah. 332 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,280 I would pay to not have this motherfucker live next to me. 333 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:32,480 It's so funny because everybody hates the HOA, but HOA is desperately needed in Oregon. 334 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,480 Oh fuck yeah. 335 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,160 Fuck yeah, especially on my block. 336 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 Yes. 337 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160 God. 338 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:50,680 And I did think of taking his little fucking skeletons down or whatever, but he has like 339 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,680 fucking cameras everywhere. 340 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,480 I'm just going to show you his cameras everywhere. 341 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,480 Yeah. 342 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,480 But he would have taken all that shit down already. 343 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,480 I'm going to have to pay some little rando kid. 344 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,480 Okay. 345 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,480 Put a mask on. 346 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:07,480 Be like it's already Halloween and take that shit down. 347 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,480 Take it down. 348 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,480 50 bucks. 349 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,480 Right? 350 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,480 Yeah. 351 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:24,040 So yeah, that's just my little topic for the, I guess the weekend because I've been staring 352 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,160 at this shit for the past couple of days now. 353 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,000 What I'm just like, what the fuck? 354 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,480 Well, hopefully it'll only be till October. 355 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,480 Okay. 356 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,920 Hopefully it'll only be till October 31st, but what happened to the other skeleton he 357 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,920 originally had there? 358 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,320 He still has it hanging. 359 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,480 Oh, he didn't place it in the same spot or are we going to sit? 360 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,480 No. 361 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,480 And he's skeletons? 362 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,480 Yes. 363 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:50,480 And he has a little baby skeleton sitting on a chair on his porch too. 364 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,480 I don't know. 365 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,960 And what you should take the baby skeleton and be like abortion time. 366 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960 Oh, yeah. 367 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,960 I probably touched a nerve there. 368 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960 I shouldn't have said that. 369 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:05,160 I'll go all I just like, dude, I'm going to put a plan B. 370 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160 Plan B. 371 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,160 Get the shit out of here. 372 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,320 You know what plan C is? 373 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,600 I'm going to remove all your shit because it's on my property. 374 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600 Fuck. 375 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,280 I don't know. 376 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,240 And you see how close my houses, like the houses are here. 377 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,240 Yeah. 378 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,800 And his place was like really messy. 379 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 Yes. 380 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,280 The outside was very disorganized. 381 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280 So gross. 382 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,720 And the worst part about it is that he's like a high school teacher. 383 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,400 So you know, June it she's going to college. 384 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,400 She's no longer in high school. 385 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:48,600 So maybe this is my my time to like complain. 386 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600 I don't know. 387 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,600 Be the Karen that I the inner Karen in me. 388 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,880 Do you know how to mess a teacher? 389 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880 Right. 390 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 Yes. 391 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,880 Okay. 392 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,880 I get it now. 393 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,880 Yeah. 394 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,880 Crazy. 395 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,680 So I tried to just, you know, not rock the boat too much, but shit. 396 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,680 Fuck this. 397 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,280 Now my daughter doesn't go to school on there anymore. 398 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,480 She's going to college. 399 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480 What about your son? 400 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:16,560 Your son will probably know he's last year in junior high. 401 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:21,720 So I know, but hopefully he won't get him when he gets in high school. 402 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,640 Well, hopefully he's fucking fired by the time I'm done with him. 403 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,400 Oh, well, there you go. 404 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400 Or maybe retired. 405 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,600 I don't even think I would hope. 406 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,600 I don't know. 407 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 It's just really weird. 408 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,320 Oregon, like they say, keep Oregon weird. 409 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,320 Well, fuck. 410 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,960 I guess they say that. 411 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,480 How about people in Oregon away from Baroque Medusa? 412 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,480 Because that fuck sucks. 413 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,080 Oh, my God. 414 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:54,840 I met up with my Long Beach coworkers yesterday, two of the girls, and they're like, have you 415 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,840 gone anywhere lately? 416 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,520 I'm like, I went to Oregon, I think it was like two or three weeks ago. 417 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,520 They're like, for what? 418 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:04,920 And I'm like, girls, if you only fucking knew that my bestie moved out there and I had to 419 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:10,360 take a 90 minute Uber ride to her fucking house behind two tracks or whatever the fuck 420 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,520 they're like, what the fuck? 421 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,640 And I'm just like, yeah, I'm like, I will never go there again. 422 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,000 I will fly into Portland and she can come meet me and we can hang out in Portland. 423 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,960 Fuck the 90 minute drive and all the little shit. 424 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,160 You know, at first when I very first. 425 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160 Okay. 426 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,000 So my wheels were just like, I was so wound up living in SoCal. 427 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,880 Just, I was like one of those drags. 428 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,280 The driver's like, fuck off. 429 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,960 I was, yeah, I had road rage. 430 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:44,840 My blood pressure was at like a level where I should be alive. 431 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,920 I had anxiety. 432 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,480 I was just always, I drove around with a bat in my car, like shit like that. 433 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,880 Like just, what the fuck? 434 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,880 Yeah. 435 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 I was like, I'm fucking SoCal. 436 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,760 Like this is how we do. 437 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,160 This is how you live. 438 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,680 And then when I came to Oregon, I was like, this is so nice. 439 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:10,320 So green and animals and slow, but I was so wound up. 440 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,320 I was so wound up. 441 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,680 I was just like, what the fuck fucking go? 442 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,520 They're like the speed limit is 25. 443 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,560 I'm like, what the fuck a speed limit is 25? 444 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:25,200 And then people, they're like, there's no J walking here. 445 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,680 Everybody can just fucking walk across the street wherever you don't have to be in a 446 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680 crosswalk. 447 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:34,320 And if you're in the street, I'm going to fucking hit you at like, I don't know. 448 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:40,520 Like how bad could you get hurt if I'm going 25 anyways? 449 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520 J walking. 450 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,680 I know when I, when I go to, I haven't been to Boston in like four or five years, but 451 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,720 Boston's the same way. 452 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,080 Boston has signs everywhere. 453 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,200 Like J walking is or yield to J walkers or whatever the fuck. 454 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,200 Yeah. 455 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,200 Why can't that be here in California? 456 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,480 Can you imagine how many people would fucking be in the hospital? 457 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,480 Exactly. 458 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:03,760 Get your ass to the corner or a crosswalk. 459 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:10,840 Imagine these motherfuckers just, just, just going to step out into the street and you 460 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,760 have to yield to me. 461 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760 Fuck that. 462 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,400 I think that's ridiculous, but that's just me. 463 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,160 No, it's not. 464 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,720 Get your ass out of the way. 465 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,480 Fuck you seriously. 466 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,760 It was, it was your, did your son already go back to school or next year? 467 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,760 Yes, he did. 468 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,760 Thanks. 469 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,760 The heavens. 470 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760 Okay. 471 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760 Is he happy with that? 472 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,760 Or he's just like, I'd rather stay at home. 473 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,760 He's happy. 474 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:43,560 He seems like he would like, or he's more that the one that wants to be in school or 475 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,560 whatever. 476 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,560 Yeah. 477 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:50,280 He's, he's very like, yeah, he just wants to learn which is great. 478 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,280 Good. 479 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280 Yeah. 480 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:58,000 And so G unit, do you, does she go in on Saturday next week or she moves in on Saturday or what 481 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 day does she move? 482 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Yeah. 483 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,440 So the 16th, 17th, so she's moving in, moving in the dorm, but you're, are you working on 484 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440 Saturday? 485 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:12,440 I am, but on Sunday, I could officially help her just finish her move, which she doesn't 486 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,440 have too much stuff. 487 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,440 Oh my God. 488 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,440 Fuck this Spotify. 489 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,640 You are back from technical difficulties, people. 490 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640 Yeah. 491 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,440 That was pretty, pretty ratchet. 492 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,360 Fucked up my buzz. 493 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,360 That's what it. 494 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360 I know. 495 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,360 Shit. 496 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:37,160 I don't know where we left off at. 497 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,360 So I guess we can pick up with something new. 498 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,360 Yes. 499 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,880 No, maybe I say yes. 500 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,040 All right. 501 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,840 So let's introduce the new thing that we're going to do. 502 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:52,880 So I don't know how many episodes we've done already where we do our rants and I have very 503 00:24:52,880 --> 00:25:00,480 few raves, but we do rants, but now we're going to also introduce trash and what was 504 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,480 it? 505 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480 Trash and cash. 506 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,480 Yeah. 507 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,640 That's morning cash. 508 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:10,840 So what me and our, let me prop talk prop or grammatically correct. 509 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,240 What Pomona bullets and Baroque Medusa are going to do is we'll, we'll ask each other 510 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:20,760 questions and we got to do, um, like if it's trash or cash. 511 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,880 So for instance, since it's NFL Sunday, week one, are you, uh, wings or boneless wings 512 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:33,760 per or so categorized cash or trash wings and boneless wings? 513 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760 Okay. 514 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,160 Wings is a total cash for me. 515 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,160 Bonus wings. 516 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,160 Oh, shit. 517 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,160 That's a hard one. 518 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,440 Hmm. 519 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440 You know what? 520 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,760 I'm going to, I'm going to take it back. 521 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,160 Boneless wings are cash for me. 522 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,160 What? 523 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,840 I don't know if we can be besties anymore. 524 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:03,800 I don't know because it's kind of like I hate throwing the, the bones away and, and, and 525 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,400 it's just like, it's easy. 526 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,000 It's an easier cleanup. 527 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Okay. 528 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,480 But I, okay. 529 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,040 That's, that's, that's you. 530 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,040 That's you. 531 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,040 No, that's fine. 532 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,800 So cash for you is boneless wings. 533 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,800 Trash is wings. 534 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,040 I am the opposite. 535 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,240 Um, cash is wings. 536 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,680 Trash is boneless wings. 537 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:28,800 So let me, um, I guess pigtail or whatever the proper term is off of that. 538 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,800 So uptail, off that. 539 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,800 Oh, uptail. 540 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:38,640 Wings, boneless or bone in wings are fucking trash all together for, for myself. 541 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,120 So are you thighs or wings? 542 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,800 Which one is cash and trash? 543 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,400 I mean, cash for me all day long is thighs. 544 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,400 They're juicy. 545 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:52,640 There's protein for days and wings is trash because you have to work too hard and I'm 546 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,560 not eating boneless wings because that's just fucking whatever. 547 00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:02,080 So I would just do bone in wings over boneless wings, but at the end of the day, the real 548 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,240 fucking winner is fucking thighs. 549 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,160 Big thighs for sure. 550 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 Okay. 551 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,040 We agree because I know you can cook up some real mean thighs. 552 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,040 I sure can. 553 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,040 All right. 554 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,600 So do you want to go next or should I, I have like four more? 555 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,040 Well, I do have one. 556 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,040 Okay. 557 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040 So let's go. 558 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040 Yeah. 559 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,720 So you go next and then we'll do, we'll go every other or whatever. 560 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720 Okay. 561 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:30,040 I'm going to just hope and pray that you are still my best friend after this because I, 562 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,760 hmm, I'm going to go like, okay, but I'm going to give you two. 563 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,760 Okay. 564 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:43,000 And you can just say it's trash on both or cash on both, but I, I prefer a different 565 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 one. 566 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,520 So I'm going to say, well, let's go with hot sauce. 567 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,240 So is it Tapatio or Chalua? 568 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,120 Tapatio all day long is cash. 569 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,560 Chalula or how are you pronouncing? 570 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,160 How ever you say it. 571 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160 That's secondary. 572 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,160 So I would say trash. 573 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 Perfect. 574 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160 Oh, okay. 575 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 I'm like, am I still your best friend? 576 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 But I, I say Sriracha. 577 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,160 Oh, well yes. 578 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,760 But you can't put Sriracha on Mexican food. 579 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,400 I know you can't. 580 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:21,760 And if, if, if it was one or the other Tapatio is cash money, that Chalula, whatever. 581 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,760 All right. 582 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 Yeah. 583 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,200 I would say that would be my trash. 584 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200 My cash is Tapatio. 585 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 Okay. 586 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,240 So do you have another one? 587 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,320 Oh yes. 588 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,840 So it's NFL Sunday. 589 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,320 So Pam Oliver or Aaron Andrews. 590 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,320 Oh, okay. 591 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,040 My trash is Pam Oliver. 592 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,040 Yeah. 593 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,040 Yeah. 594 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,040 I know. 595 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,040 I'm scared. 596 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040 I'm scared. 597 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,040 Okay. 598 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,240 Well, I don't care for either, but Pam Oliver would be my cash money because homegirl just 599 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240 I guess can hold it. 600 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,240 I don't know. 601 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,040 She, at least she can hold her shit together. 602 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,640 Aaron Andrews, I don't know. 603 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,960 She's just like wishy-washy and too emotional. 604 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,680 So at least Pam Oliver doesn't put all our emotions into her fucking shit. 605 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:15,680 Well, that's the way I would do cash for Pam Oliver and Aaron Andrews's trash, but whatever. 606 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:21,160 Can you imagine if we were on the NFL field fucking whole board shit? 607 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,760 Yeah, I know. 608 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,360 They were just, yeah, we wouldn't have a job long. 609 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,360 Okay. 610 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,360 Okay. 611 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360 Your turn. 612 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,360 Gosh. 613 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Okay. 614 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:39,520 Well, see, I'm going like way over into like right field. 615 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,200 But I'm doing, okay. 616 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,960 Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? 617 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,960 Dark chocolate. 618 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,960 No sugar. 619 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,960 I like my dark chocolate. 620 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,960 That's your cash. 621 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,600 That's cash all day long. 622 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,120 Milk chocolate is disgusting and gross. 623 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120 So trash. 624 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,120 What about you? 625 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120 I'm the same. 626 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,120 Thank you very much. 627 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120 You bet. 628 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,640 My sweet is my cash. 629 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,640 Good. 630 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,640 Yes. 631 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,680 And it's also good for many other things, but that milk chocolate, yeah, I hear those 632 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,560 right Easter bunnies and all that shit like now. 633 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,880 I'm not two years old. 634 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,880 So sorry. 635 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,760 Hershey's come out with a boy. 636 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,360 I think they do have a dark chocolate bar, but yeah, I'm sure they do. 637 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360 Yeah. 638 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,960 So yeah, my cash is dark chocolate. 639 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,040 My trash is milk. 640 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040 Perfect. 641 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Okay. 642 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,040 All right. 643 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,920 Doritos nacho flavor or Doritos cool ranch. 644 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,880 Which one is trash and which one is cash? 645 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,560 Oh, my trash is the fucking cool ranch. 646 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,000 I think you ding ding ding. 647 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,360 I mean, I'll eat them, but you know what, whatever the nacho ones, you can fucking crack them, 648 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:54,160 fuckers open and then put some ground beef with taco seasoning and go to town cash money. 649 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,160 Is that right? 650 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,160 Yes. 651 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,160 Cash money. 652 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,160 Fuck the cool ranch. 653 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,160 I hate it. 654 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,160 Uh, trash. 655 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,160 Good turn. 656 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,160 Okay. 657 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,160 Vans. 658 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:09,760 Shoes or converse? 659 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,240 Converse for the gym. 660 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,400 Oh God, that's a hard one. 661 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,320 So it depends on lifestyle. 662 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:22,480 So if it's going to be for the gym, it's going to be converse is money or cash and then Vans 663 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,080 is trash. 664 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,360 If it's like for hanging out and going out drinking or just like weekend stuff, then 665 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:33,720 it would be the opposite because there's actually actual cushioning and support in Vans. 666 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,840 So that would be my money. 667 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,240 And then chucks would be like trash. 668 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,240 Okay. 669 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,520 I mean, I like them both and I own plenty of leather. 670 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520 Yes. 671 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520 Both brands. 672 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:57,640 Um, but yeah, uh, I would have, oh my gosh, I would have to say trash on the converse and 673 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,720 cash on the Vans. 674 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:07,760 Uh, only because like you said, I've had converse on and man, my fucking feet hurt so bad at 675 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,160 a concert or whatever. 676 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:17,120 And yeah, I looked cute and it matched my outfit or whatever, but no support, no support. 677 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,360 So but I love them both and I still will wear them both. 678 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,360 Right. 679 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,520 Depends on what you're doing. 680 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,520 Yeah. 681 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:31,480 So for this little episode, it's going to be money, cash for the Vans and trash for 682 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,000 the converse. 683 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Thank you. 684 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 I'm glad we agree. 685 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Okay. 686 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,440 So I'm just going to do all food today because I'm fucking hungry. 687 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,880 Um, pancakes or waffles? 688 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:49,280 Oh, I'm going to say cash on the pancakes, beer pancakes, especially, but I do love waffles. 689 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,360 But yeah, I was going to say if I'm making them because I'm lazy, it would be pancakes. 690 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:59,720 Yeah, but if somebody wants to give me like a Belgian waffle chicken and waffle, right? 691 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,720 Yeah. 692 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,720 But, um, cash money all day long for waffles if I don't have to make them. 693 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,720 Yay. 694 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,840 First for show. 695 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,840 Yeah. 696 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,920 If somebody can give me some goddamn Belgian waffles, like some whipped cream, some strawberries, 697 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,920 all that shit. 698 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920 Yes, please. 699 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,120 Um, but for just off the top, it's going to be cash for the pancakes and trash for the 700 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,000 waffles, but I love waffles. 701 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,240 Damn, you know what? 702 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,320 You know what sounds good right now with some pancakes with bacon and eggs in between each 703 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,320 pancake. 704 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,320 Oh my God. 705 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,120 Those little, like those little, I'll talk about four pancakes and then have bacon under 706 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,120 each one. 707 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,120 You know, I'm talking about in between. 708 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,120 Yes. 709 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,120 Like the stack. 710 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,120 Yes. 711 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,120 And then one sunny side up egg in between all of them. 712 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,120 Yeah. 713 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,120 Have you ever had a pancake waffle or a pancake taco? 714 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,640 Yes, I have. 715 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,120 Yes, I do that too. 716 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,400 And then I hop fucking came out and said pancake tacos limited time. 717 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,320 I'm like, bitch, I've been making those for fucking years. 718 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,680 You know, exactly. 719 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,680 And you know what? 720 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,120 They're also called craps or creeps or whatever the fuck it's, you know, I'm talking about. 721 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,120 Yeah. 722 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,520 I'm like, fucking I hop, stop trying to reinvent the wheel. 723 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,880 No, limited time only. 724 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,960 That should be on your menu at all times. 725 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960 Thank you. 726 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,960 All right. 727 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,080 Thin crust pizza or regular crust pizza? 728 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:28,240 I'm going to say cash money on thin crust regular crust is trash for me. 729 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,920 Thank you very much because you can eat double the amount with thin crust and it tastes better 730 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,920 because it's crunchy. 731 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,320 It's not fucking all doughy. 732 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320 Exactly. 733 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,040 And you put in the microwave and it's still pretty crunchy. 734 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,080 It's not all rubbery and shit. 735 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,080 Yeah. 736 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,080 Okay. 737 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,680 I'm going to say you're next. 738 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680 Yeah. 739 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,680 Okay. 740 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,560 Let's let's go to the hygiene levels. 741 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,560 Okay. 742 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,360 Colgate toothpaste or aqua fresh? 743 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,160 I don't use either. 744 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,360 It doesn't I do. 745 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,360 I do aim. 746 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,360 Aim. 747 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,360 Oh, shit. 748 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,240 Yeah, I do aim and everybody's like, like they still sell aim toothpaste. 749 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,480 I'm like, bitch, I brush my teeth four times a day. 750 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480 Yeah. 751 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,120 So, um, yes, I do. 752 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,320 I guess the cheaper toothpaste and gets the job done. 753 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,520 But it used to be 85 cents at Walmart and now it's like a dollar 15. 754 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,680 Oh, shit. 755 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,400 Fucking, but I'm going, I go through a lot of fucking toothpaste because I'm always eating 756 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,840 and I'm always brushing my teeth because I don't want cavities. 757 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,840 Okay. 758 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,840 Me too. 759 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:38,560 I'm big on my, I'm big on my grill and big on it because everyone's like, did you have 760 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560 braces? 761 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560 No bitch. 762 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560 I was born as beautiful. 763 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,680 You did not have braces. 764 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,200 Your teeth are fucking perfectly straight. 765 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,680 I'm so fucking jealous. 766 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,680 Oh, fucking thank you. 767 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,680 Islander bloodline. 768 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,040 Like it's like a fucking hippo or some shit. 769 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,040 I don't know. 770 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,040 It's just, it's all just straight. 771 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,520 Oh, all of us on the TV and she's looking good. 772 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,760 Oh, I'm like looking good. 773 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,840 I mean, she's looking mean and fucking holding court. 774 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,840 Oh, Pam. 775 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,720 So yeah. 776 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,080 But I, I'm totally in a cold gate. 777 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,080 No crest. 778 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,080 No, I'm aquafresh. 779 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,080 Yeah. 780 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080 Okay. 781 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,080 Oh, I had. 782 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,080 Yeah. 783 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,800 I was like, that's what the three, the three is like red, white, yellow. 784 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800 And then it bubbles up. 785 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,200 But like they have this other little brand like bubbles up. 786 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,200 He's like, I don't know. 787 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,040 I, I don't know. 788 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,440 But I brush my teeth quite a bit too. 789 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,940 Right. 790 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:34,800 And I also floss and I do the little fucking at the, what's it, what's it called the tooth? 791 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,320 Not the toothpick, but you got to do your gums because I don't want gum disease. 792 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,320 Yeah. 793 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,720 You don't want no ginger vat or. 794 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,720 Yeah. 795 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,720 That's a disease. 796 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,720 Fuck that. 797 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,400 My fucking, my mouth is on fleek. 798 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,400 Like no, if anything else isn't on fleek, at least my teeth are. 799 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,400 Thank you. 800 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,400 Because you only get one set of fucking teeth. 801 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,720 That's why you got to take care of them. 802 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,760 I love my fucking teeth. 803 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,760 Okay. 804 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760 So you can go next. 805 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,760 Okay. 806 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760 So that's funny. 807 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,880 You said hygiene because I actually wrote down one for hygiene. 808 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,160 Juergens body lotion or Nevea, if I'm pronouncing that right. 809 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,760 Oh, okay. 810 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:18,280 I'm going to pick, but I'm going to say what, okay, I love Juergens. 811 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,760 Juergens and the, the almond cherry. 812 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,760 Oh, yes. 813 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,760 Yes. 814 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,760 Yes. 815 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,760 Yes. 816 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,760 I loved it. 817 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,760 Had it used it. 818 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,760 I'm sorry. 819 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,440 Growing up, it's just, it's just like that. 820 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,640 Oh, that one smell that just, yes, I love it. 821 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:41,000 But as old, the older I get, I'm going to go with Nevea. 822 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,360 Like I'm going to say cash and then trash for Juergens. 823 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:51,800 But yeah, I do, I do, yeah, I do a vino, but you know, okay. 824 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800 Oh, okay. 825 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,800 Well, you have a stepped up. 826 00:37:53,800 --> 00:38:00,360 I was Juergens for at least 25 years and then the last two years I transitioned over to 827 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,040 a Nevea and I like it better. 828 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,280 So I guess maybe it is because of older age, but it just, it works better with me. 829 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,280 It does. 830 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280 Yeah. 831 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,280 And it tightens your, it, they have the firming. 832 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,760 Oh, I didn't eat, I just used the regular, the, the cocoa butter. 833 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,760 It comes in a tub. 834 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,960 Girl, get the firming one. 835 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,960 Okay. 836 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:25,240 Well, I just know it keeps my skin hydrated more, but I shower twice a day as well. 837 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,480 I don't, I know everybody doesn't shower twice a day. 838 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,600 I shower twice a day. 839 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,280 So I got to use lotion that keeps me hydrated. 840 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280 Yes. 841 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,760 And I'm saying the VEA or, or, yeah. 842 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,760 Nevea is cash. 843 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,160 Money. 844 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,920 Cash money. 845 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920 Cash money. 846 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 Okay. 847 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920 Okay. 848 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,920 How about this one? 849 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,440 Chevy or Ford? 850 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,880 Um, Chevy all day long, unless it's their trucks, I would say F 150. 851 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:02,880 F and A, but if you had to say one was trash, one was cash, even though you, you, the entire 852 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,880 line would be Chevy. 853 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,360 I've always been a Chevy girl. 854 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,360 Thank you. 855 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,360 Boom. 856 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,480 Yeah, I'm so fucking Chevy is cash. 857 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,520 I do like, I do like the F 250s. 858 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:18,640 I do like some Fords, but they're under both American made or right. 859 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,800 Supposedly. 860 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:28,720 And, um, yeah, but for just this, this topic, I'm just going to say trash for Ford cash 861 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,720 for Chevy. 862 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:34,240 Oh dude, dude just heard his hamstring on the fucking field. 863 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,240 Sorry. 864 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,240 Um, yeah. 865 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,880 I'm the same. 866 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:43,360 Um, and I actually like, my mom bought her first Kia or she only has one Kia, but she 867 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,280 bought a Kia back in 2005 and that's when I guess Kia was just coming up and now me 868 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,920 and my daughter both have KIAs. 869 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,920 So, um, they've come a long way and I actually love my Kia and it's an automatic, which is 870 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,600 so fucking weird because they didn't have it in manual transmission. 871 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,600 Okay. 872 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,600 So let's, let's pick you up. 873 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,520 I'll ducktail off of that manual transmission or automatic transmission. 874 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,200 Oh, totally fucking manual. 875 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,800 That's cash money. 876 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,800 Cash money. 877 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,120 You can control your fucking car, but it's like, you want manual. 878 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,200 I'm like, you can control your fucking car. 879 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,800 You don't have to use your brakes all the time. 880 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,400 But I don't like the hole where you just have this little punch, like a button now. 881 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,400 Oh yeah. 882 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,960 That's why I like that manual shit. 883 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,280 Like are you fucking kidding me? 884 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,160 Just make it automatic then. 885 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,760 Like I'm not going to fucking push a little. 886 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:40,320 I will, I want to like put it in neutral and then go into first and then second and shit. 887 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,960 Like I don't, I don't know. 888 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,280 You got to feel alive. 889 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,280 Yeah. 890 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,280 Fucking shabby sonic. 891 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,280 Yeah. 892 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280 You can't find it. 893 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,280 You grind it. 894 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,280 You can't find it grind it. 895 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280 Exactly. 896 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,640 I've never had that problem, but yes. 897 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,640 Yes. 898 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,640 Well, yeah. 899 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,600 When I, when I try to teach my, you know what? 900 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,440 If you can't find it, grind it. 901 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,040 That should apply to the bitches who don't know how to orgasm or can't, doesn't have 902 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:10,720 to figure out their own bodies and, and communicate that to their lovers that, you know, I just 903 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,600 need help orgasming. 904 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,680 How do you say that fucking word? 905 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680 I need help coming. 906 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,680 Yeah. 907 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,680 Coming. 908 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,680 Yeah. 909 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,680 What's wrong with coming? 910 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,320 Is that not a word anymore? 911 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,320 I don't know. 912 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,960 I'm just trying to be not professional, but I'm trying to use the actual word and I just 913 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,760 cannot say that fucking word for shit. 914 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,760 Oh, okay. 915 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,240 Um, earbuds. 916 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:35,560 Oh, so like for when it comes to like listening to music or whatever on your phone. 917 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:40,440 So earbuds are the actual headphones, like the princess Leia headphones. 918 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:45,680 I, if I'm okay. 919 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,680 Trash is going to be the earbuds. 920 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,680 Thank you. 921 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,040 That's going to be the headphones and that's just me. 922 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:58,320 But if I'm in a car or an, I don't know, like if I need the fucking earbuds, if I'm talking 923 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,840 to somebody and I'm just whatever, then okay. 924 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:09,960 But yeah, cash for me is going to be the, the headphones, like the real set. 925 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,960 Same. 926 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,840 I had one set of earbuds and those things just pissed me off. 927 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,840 Like I, I lost one or I misplaced it. 928 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,800 I found it and those things don't cancel out noise. 929 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,920 I don't care what they say. 930 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:26,120 I still fucking hear everybody and I'm like, bitches need to shut the fuck up. 931 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:32,760 So, um, I have my, my cheapy $35 ones that I have like since 2016, they work fucking 932 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,200 phenomenal and I don't hear anybody. 933 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,200 Right. 934 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,040 And then people know, like, don't fucking talk to me. 935 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,880 I still fucking talk to me or like when I was at Long Beach, I'm like, bitch, I can't 936 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,880 hear you. 937 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,880 Yes. 938 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,760 I got the fucking headphones on. 939 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,760 Do you not see me with this? 940 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,240 And I'm just like, whatever, bitch. 941 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:52,600 Just don't they work at Long Beach? 942 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,760 Oh my gosh. 943 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:59,920 I was talking with ear buds one time and I was at the grocery store and I'm talking to 944 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:02,440 somebody on the phone with my earbuds. 945 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,440 Nobody knew. 946 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440 And they were like, I'm sorry. 947 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440 What did you say? 948 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,440 What are you talking to me? 949 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,440 It's like, no bitch. 950 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,600 I'm on a fucking phone call. 951 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,600 Fucking ain't talking to you. 952 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,800 I don't fucking know you. 953 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,760 Like, and no, I'm not manic depressive or bipolar. 954 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,760 Yeah. 955 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,440 And no, I don't have like anxiety disorders and shit. 956 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,720 Like, no, I don't want to just get the fuck out of here and go home. 957 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,600 Like, let me pay for my shit. 958 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,600 Bye. 959 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600 Okay. 960 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,400 So it's your turn, I believe. 961 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,880 Oh my gosh. 962 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,880 Oh gosh. 963 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,440 I only that's all I wrote. 964 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440 Oh, that's it. 965 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Okay. 966 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,000 So I have one more and then we can do our ransom call today. 967 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Yes. 968 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,240 Um, incense or like the essential oils diffuser. 969 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,160 Hmm. 970 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,120 I do like the diffusers. 971 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,680 Um, I do. 972 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,520 Yeah, I think that's going to be my cash money right there. 973 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,520 Same. 974 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:05,360 The incense like ever since like for the last 15 years, because I used to do incense growing 975 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,760 up or whatever, but that shit now, like it totally fucks with my sinuses. 976 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,040 And I'm just like, my daughter, like she, she does it every now and then and just totally 977 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,720 fucks me up and it's, she's in her room and her room is closed and she does it, but I 978 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,640 can still smell that shit and it fucks my sinuses up. 979 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640 Oh my gosh. 980 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,480 I see like 20 times. 981 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480 Yes. 982 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,480 And I'm just like, what the hell? 983 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:30,160 I mean, I use sage as well once in a while, but shit that too. 984 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,520 I'm just like, oh, gosh, get the bad juju out of my house. 985 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,920 But yeah, the essential oils is my cash money all day long. 986 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,920 Yeah. 987 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,920 That's my cash money too. 988 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920 All right. 989 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,080 So let's transition to rent. 990 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,680 Um, what's your rent for the week? 991 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,680 Oh girl. 992 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,680 Okay. 993 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,400 I am going to rant about pillows. 994 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,760 Oh, this is the thing. 995 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,960 I was not expecting that. 996 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,720 I know because I've been waking up and I'm just like, what the fuck? 997 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,720 My neck hurts. 998 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,720 Oh no. 999 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,040 Like am I sleeping wrong? 1000 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,640 Is it the fucking pillow? 1001 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:11,920 And this is the thing I need to be in the pillow industry because I'd be making mad 1002 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:18,640 money because I have spent thousands of dollars legit on pillows and it's kind of like, you 1003 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,360 just got to find that one. 1004 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,120 It's like a relationship. 1005 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,600 You just, you got to find that one. 1006 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,840 I totally agree with you on that. 1007 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,920 And it's just like, okay, I don't know. 1008 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:33,360 I am still skeptical on, should I buy the my pillow? 1009 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,320 They say that it's going to be good for 10 years and it's like, okay, wait a second. 1010 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,640 I don't want the same pillow for 10 years, but hopefully it's good at least for three, 1011 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,640 but they say you can wash it and shit. 1012 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,640 That's why you say pillow relationship. 1013 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,520 Oh, I didn't even realize that. 1014 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,520 Okay. 1015 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:53,160 So you find a good pillow and it's only good for about fucking what, three years until 1016 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,720 you got to find one. 1017 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:55,720 Exactly. 1018 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,960 And I, so I just, and I love pillows. 1019 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:05,280 I like pillows on my couch, not a crazy pillow amount per cent or nothing. 1020 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,280 Right. 1021 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:12,240 But just enough to just, hey, in a corner, whatever, I like pillows. 1022 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:15,000 So my pillows right now, I'm just like, what the fuck? 1023 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,120 I've gone through so many different fucking pillows and I'm over it. 1024 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,360 I'm fucking over it. 1025 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:27,440 So my rant is like, fuck, I just, I just want one pillow that I, that's my go-to. 1026 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,240 Like, Hey, I bought the bamboo pillow. 1027 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,240 Have you ever? 1028 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,240 Oh, those ones were heavy. 1029 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,240 You know what? 1030 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,280 So here's the thing, because you had them in the room that I slept in when I came. 1031 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,280 Yeah. 1032 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:43,680 When I came on all over because I don't have a problem orgasming like some fucking 1033 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,200 chicken chicks. 1034 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,960 Anyway, so here's my thing. 1035 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,000 I like, okay, so question. 1036 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,680 I like my pillows not to be so, I guess, robust or fluffy because that, that fucks my neck 1037 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,680 up. 1038 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,680 I like them more flat. 1039 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:01,240 So just my head is just raised a little bit off the pillow or I guess off the bed, if 1040 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,840 that makes any fucking sense. 1041 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,840 Yes. 1042 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,840 So I could not sleep with the bamboo pillow under my head. 1043 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,040 I use that for under my, my knees. 1044 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,360 So I don't, you know, do you sleep with a pillow under your knees? 1045 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,360 I do. 1046 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360 I have body pillows. 1047 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,600 I have pillows, pillows, pillows, pillows. 1048 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,760 I have perfect, right? 1049 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,800 Because you know, you, your abs are not contracted when you sleep. 1050 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:24,480 So if you wake up with back issues, people, you need to sleep with a pillow underneath 1051 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,320 your fucking knees and you don't have that issue anymore. 1052 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:33,960 Anyways, I used your bamboo pillow for under my knees and it was perfect because it was 1053 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,200 like really high. 1054 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,200 Yeah. 1055 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,200 If that makes sense. 1056 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,800 There was another flat pillow there. 1057 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,720 So that's what I slept on, but I like that pillow. 1058 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,920 So are the pillows just sleeping on? 1059 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:48,800 I don't know if that's like, um, maybe the issue with your neck or well, so I bought 1060 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:56,400 some pillows from Kohl's and they were the, the little sheep number or sleep, like whatever 1061 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,400 the little sheep. 1062 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,400 What is it? 1063 00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400 Serta, Serta. 1064 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,400 Oh, I know. 1065 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,440 I was like, okay, I don't want them too firm. 1066 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,440 And those, I thought that's, okay. 1067 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,440 I don't fucking know. 1068 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,360 I bought them when I sleep. 1069 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,400 Like the wool firm is as far as like the bamboo pillows. 1070 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:21,440 Those are just a little too like, I don't know, like it's just too much, but one thing 1071 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:27,120 I didn't know about the bamboo pillows that I found out on YouTube is that you need to 1072 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:32,760 take out the cushion or the stuffing to your preference. 1073 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,480 And I was like, oh, oh, you can take it out? 1074 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,480 Yeah. 1075 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,480 And I was like, oh shit. 1076 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:42,040 Well, I just fucking bought these motherfuckers and I'm just like, this is a good, like, try 1077 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,120 that or try removing the foam, I guess, maybe. 1078 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,120 I guess. 1079 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,480 But I'm just like, check that out. 1080 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,400 My fucking rant is just like, I'm so fucking sick of fucking pillows. 1081 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,360 Like, I just want my neck not to hurt anymore. 1082 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,800 And I bought those memory foam pillows and oh, yeah. 1083 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,440 I've never had a memory foam pillow. 1084 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,440 Those are fucking bullshit. 1085 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,440 Are they trash? 1086 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440 Yeah, this trash. 1087 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,440 I don't fucking know, they don't work for me. 1088 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:13,840 I don't fucking, like, I just, and then I bought pillows that have memory foam core. 1089 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,840 Fuck that. 1090 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,640 I don't even know what that is. 1091 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,440 I don't know. 1092 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,040 I'm just like trying to find the right pillow. 1093 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,040 Okay. 1094 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,880 So question, I know you do Amazon. 1095 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,200 I don't know if you want, maybe I've never bought pillows on Amazon, but I just start 1096 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,480 looking on Amazon and see if you can like try them and then return them if you don't 1097 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,980 like them, maybe. 1098 00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:34,980 And then get your money. 1099 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:35,980 I'm talking about, right? 1100 00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:38,040 Yeah, I would hope they would let us. 1101 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,040 Yeah. 1102 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,880 Start doing it that way until you find your right pillow. 1103 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,960 If they allow it, I'm sure they would. 1104 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,960 I don't know. 1105 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:49,040 See, and I bought this motherfucking pillow called a chilo. 1106 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,600 Um, I'm just like, is that a real pillow? 1107 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,760 I need to look at it. 1108 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,760 It is. 1109 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,760 It is. 1110 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,760 Look it up. 1111 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,200 It's supposed to keep you cold because I always flip my pillow. 1112 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,200 Yeah. 1113 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,200 Well, everybody flips their pillow. 1114 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,440 Well, I haven't flipped my pillow lately, but yeah, I normally flip my pillow so it's 1115 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,120 cold and not all fucking hot. 1116 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,120 Right. 1117 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:12,760 And so this was called a chilo and this pillow was supposed to just stay cold. 1118 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,880 And I don't know that that was trash. 1119 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880 Good idea. 1120 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,280 But so all pillows for you are trash right now. 1121 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280 I'm sorry. 1122 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:29,040 I know with somebody can just give me some pointers because I, you know, I think I'm 1123 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,320 keeping the pillow industry alive. 1124 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,440 Um, yeah, you fucking are. 1125 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:39,120 I'm just like, and people are like, well, maybe it's your mattress. 1126 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,620 Oh, fuck. 1127 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,840 I've gone through so many mattresses as well. 1128 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,440 And I'm just like, I don't know. 1129 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,520 So are you a soft mattress or firm mattress? 1130 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,520 I'm a firm mattress all day long. 1131 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,520 Okay. 1132 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,520 For sure. 1133 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:56,120 I had a air, was it num or a number bed or whatever. 1134 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,120 Fuck that. 1135 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,120 No. 1136 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:05,600 Um, and then I really am, I'm really leaning towards trying that purple mattress. 1137 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,600 Oh, okay. 1138 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,600 I don't, I don't know. 1139 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,600 Well, I don't know. 1140 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:17,680 Well, fun fact about Borough Medusa, I used to sleep on the floor for like 15 years until 1141 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,960 like maybe right before the pandemic, when I moved in, um, with my other bestie Darcy, 1142 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,120 we rented a condo out. 1143 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,000 I finally got a bed and I had to get the firmest mattress ever. 1144 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,360 So I felt like I was sleeping on the floor. 1145 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,800 I love, yeah. 1146 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,080 That's what I have now. 1147 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:39,320 I actually bought it on like HSN and it was from like the Bellagio hotels or whatever. 1148 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,680 And it's actually a mattress you could fucking flip over. 1149 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:47,640 Like you could flip the motherfucker over because most mattress over all the time because I 1150 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,640 rotate my mattress every month or whatever. 1151 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,160 I call it rotating some mattresses out there. 1152 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,120 Now you can't flip that shit over. 1153 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,120 No. 1154 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,320 That's exactly, my daughter can only rotate it. 1155 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,000 She can't flip it and rotate or you know what I'm talking about. 1156 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Yeah. 1157 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,400 I'm like, she's like, why can't I do that? 1158 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,360 I'm like, because they want you to buy a new mattress sooner than expected. 1159 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,360 Exactly. 1160 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,040 Just like the iPhones and shit. 1161 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:16,600 Like they want you to upgrade and keep buying, but I got a mattress was like, oh fuck yeah, 1162 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,320 I could flip it and it's firm and I love it. 1163 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,320 I love it. 1164 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,320 I love it. 1165 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,160 It's from the Bellagio hotels and I got it from HSN. 1166 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,240 I didn't realize HSN sold mattresses, but that's cool. 1167 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,400 They do. 1168 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,320 And they take your old one out. 1169 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,320 Really? 1170 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,320 Yep. 1171 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,320 Okay. 1172 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,320 Good to know. 1173 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,320 I bought my mattress. 1174 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,320 I bought my firm mattress. 1175 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,320 It was a rollup one. 1176 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,320 You know what I'm talking about? 1177 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,320 Like the purple one. 1178 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,320 I was skeptical. 1179 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,680 I bought it on fucking Amazon and that is the best fucking firm mattress that was rolled 1180 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,520 up and mailed to me ever. 1181 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,520 Oh shit. 1182 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,280 I'm just like, I fucking bookmark that thing because I'm like, I'm going to need a fucking 1183 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,120 king size when I fucking move out. 1184 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,360 I want this big fucking bed and I need that rollup mattress bitch. 1185 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,640 Fuck yeah. 1186 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:07,880 I was sleeping on a fucking futon for fucking years and shit. 1187 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:12,840 That sucks because you know, the futon mattresses, they come out, they start all right. 1188 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,720 And then you just back up. 1189 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:20,440 Then you just fill the bars and shit like oh gosh. 1190 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:25,200 And then I bought a futon mattress from Amazon and it came in like this box stuff. 1191 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,280 Like this is a mattress. 1192 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,720 And they said, yeah, you just take it out and roll it under it. 1193 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,600 And then it just puffs up and I'm like, oh shit. 1194 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,600 Nice. 1195 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,600 Cool. 1196 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,600 I don't know. 1197 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,480 But yeah, my rant was just fucking pillows. 1198 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480 God damn it. 1199 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,920 Well, I hope you find a new pillow this week. 1200 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,200 I hope so too. 1201 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,000 Have you tried my pillow? 1202 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,600 No, I have not. 1203 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,600 Okay. 1204 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:57,680 I wish I did just so I could, I guess give you, I guess feedback, but I don't know. 1205 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,160 I only see the commercials and I don't know anybody who actually owns one. 1206 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,240 So I can't say yay or nay on it. 1207 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,800 So I guess you'll be the first one to let me know if you want one. 1208 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,680 Because I'm like, I said, I was going to say start looking on Amazon though, I guess just 1209 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,680 to see if there's any other pillows, I guess. 1210 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,960 Or is that where you bought your bamboo pillows from? 1211 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,960 Yes. 1212 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,960 Oh, okay. 1213 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,960 Well, I don't know then. 1214 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:20,960 Yeah, I don't fucking know. 1215 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,960 But I just need a good pillow. 1216 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:29,000 And it's just, it's just, it's weird because I go to a hotel and I'm like, this is the 1217 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,480 best sleep I've ever had ever. 1218 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,480 Yeah. 1219 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,480 What type of fucking pillows do you have? 1220 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,480 They always have the best pillows at hotels. 1221 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,480 Yeah. 1222 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,480 I'm like, where do you, Ken? 1223 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,480 And they're like, oh, well, yeah, we don't know. 1224 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,840 They never know where the fucking pillows come from. 1225 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,600 I'm like, how can I buy this? 1226 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,560 How about I just fucking steal them and you could just charge it to my credit card. 1227 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,040 Like, I, crew, but everybody else has slept on that fucking pillow. 1228 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,040 So you don't want to do that. 1229 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040 I know. 1230 00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:01,360 I'm all fucking putting Lysol and shit and putting a little towel over the pillow. 1231 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360 Fuck. 1232 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,560 So that was my rant. 1233 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,560 What's yours? 1234 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,560 All right. 1235 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,040 My rant, I guess, is pretty simple. 1236 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:13,120 I guess it's, I just need to get out of my own head because I keep getting in my own 1237 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,120 way. 1238 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,720 I'm working myself better. 1239 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,440 I'm working better at it. 1240 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,720 I'm getting better at it, but I keep getting in my own way. 1241 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:24,640 So I just need to get out of my way and then, you know, I can be blessed. 1242 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,640 Okay. 1243 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,640 Goddamn fucking ego. 1244 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,640 Yeah. 1245 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:36,120 I mean, hey, I'm working on it, bitch. 1246 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,120 You know what? 1247 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,840 I have nothing to say because I'm right there next to you. 1248 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,840 Wait. 1249 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,080 I don't know. 1250 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:50,360 So, yeah, getting out of your way. 1251 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:55,640 That's, that's, I gotta get out of my own way when it comes to positivity. 1252 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,640 Yeah. 1253 00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,280 I get, you know, that's all I'm going to say. 1254 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,280 I'm working though. 1255 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,280 I'm doing better. 1256 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,600 I just need to keep, be consistent. 1257 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:11,320 I actually now I'm going to sound like a hippie and shit, but like I meditated and it was 1258 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,840 like the best thing ever. 1259 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:17,920 Yeah, I do that now or I've been doing that, but even when I do that, sometimes I still 1260 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,320 get in my own way. 1261 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,720 So yeah, you're still angry. 1262 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:25,720 Cause I'm like, yeah, fucking, fucking, fucking, and then my kid will knock at the door. 1263 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,720 I'm like, what the fuck? 1264 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,720 I'm like, fuck. 1265 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:35,000 It's me time. 1266 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Yeah. 1267 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:42,880 It's like, fuck and fuck, but when I could actually really put myself out there and just 1268 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,680 meditate, I'm just like, oh shit. 1269 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:50,640 It is kind of, and I'm always thinking, yeah, this is like some hippie shit. 1270 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,040 Like fucking what the fuck? 1271 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:55,200 Like, I don't know, but it does work. 1272 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,200 If it does. 1273 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,200 If you can make it work. 1274 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,320 No, yeah, but I'm like life gets in the way. 1275 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,320 You just need to just stay on top of it. 1276 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,080 So that's where I am or that's what I'm working on this week. 1277 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,080 Okay. 1278 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,560 Well, that is a big rant. 1279 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,520 I fucking hate that shit too. 1280 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,600 It's a boring rant, but it's the truth. 1281 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,960 So I don't know what to say other than that. 1282 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,960 I know. 1283 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,840 I, I went to work the other day and they're like, good morning. 1284 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,760 And I was like, what's so fucking good about the morning? 1285 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,640 Cause you're not a morning person. 1286 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,720 I'm a morning person by the afternoon. 1287 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,880 I'm like, don't talk to me. 1288 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,880 Leave me alone. 1289 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,880 By 11 a.m. 1290 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,000 I'm like, my day's already done. 1291 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,480 So you guys need to shut the fuck up and get out of my face. 1292 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,480 Thank you. 1293 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,480 Goodbye. 1294 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,480 I'm like, good morning. 1295 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,480 I'm like, good morning. 1296 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:47,760 I fucking, I was hoping to just die in my sleep last night and I, okay. 1297 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,760 God. 1298 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:56,880 But no, I'm not because there's times where I wake up and I'm just like fucking good 1299 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,720 morning world. 1300 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,920 Look at how beautiful these fucking fields and the sky. 1301 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,080 Lex, look at this. 1302 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,360 I'm just so blessed, which I, I'm trying as well. 1303 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:16,360 I'm trying to just say thank you universe for just blessing me with a fucking car with 1304 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,360 the job with health. 1305 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,440 It comes down to gratitude. 1306 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:25,000 I'm always grateful, but I've just like still, I just gotta be more positive. 1307 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:30,280 Did you, so obviously you got your ticket for last night, right? 1308 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,440 I was just going to say, I pulled them out of my purse and I need to see if I don't 1309 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:39,080 even know if, if somebody won the jackpot period. 1310 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,400 I don't know either. 1311 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,760 I'm like, holy fuck. 1312 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,320 I could be a motherfucker millionaire right now. 1313 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,240 Well, I'm going to check my ticket. 1314 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,920 Let's call it a day because we're running kind of long. 1315 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:51,920 Let's call it a day. 1316 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,960 I'm going to check my ticket and you check yours. 1317 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,960 Yes. 1318 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,960 And if you guys don't hear us on the podcast anymore, that's because we're worldwide. 1319 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,640 On the fucking road, bitches. 1320 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,640 Yeah. 1321 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640 Yeah. 1322 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,640 All right, girl. 1323 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,640 All right. 1324 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,640 Everybody have a good one. 1325 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,640 Thanks for listening. 1326 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:09,640 Bye. 1327 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:29,500 Anyway, thank you. 1328 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:39,120 I'm going to finish this.