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Hey Chris, how you doing? Good, how you doing

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John? Yeah, so this is our first... Yeah, I feel

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like I'm at a Cowboys game. I don't know where

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to look. Don't look at it, but I do need you

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to tell me if something's going wrong over there.

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I mean... I'm not supposed to see myself like

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this. Well, I think you're going to have to get

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used to it. I do like the auto switch. That's

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not auto switch. I'm doing, Oh, you're doing

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it. Oh, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't get the

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auto switch figured out in time. Well, true.

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Um, this is, this is going to take a lot of brain

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work for me. So I'm going to need you to carry

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this show. Uh, interesting. Carry the show. And

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I, and yet I don't even know what we're talking

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about. It's because neither of us know what we're

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talking about. True. Why would that be different

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than that's true? Anyway, I brought some beers.

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Yes, you did. I don't know how this is going

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to go, but do you want to start with the Golden

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Drak? Drak? What's the MPG on that one? 10 .5.

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Okay. And then the other one that we have is...

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Brother Thelonious. North Coast. Belgian style

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Abbey Ale. Basically, this one is what it says.

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We'll talk about it later. Usually, the monks

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make this kind of beer. They're like, we in America

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have a monk. His name is Thelonious. Yes. Which

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one do you want to do? I can't. I can't read

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the language on their site. Bow. Let's pop the

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top, man. All right. This is going to get exciting.

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I'm going to have to switch it back over here

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so you can see me doing this. I'm looking for

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the verbiage. Please don't let me hit you in

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the face with this. Well, it'll be video evidence

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if you do. Not if I keep the camera on me. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Here it goes, folks. Ready? Ready?

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I'll hide behind the mic. Oh! Kaboom! Where's

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the kaboom? Okay. These did not get as cold as

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I would have liked, but... That's okay. I also

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got these littler ones, not to replace the big

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ones. Correct. But just in case we need to separate.

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Where's the English? I don't know. Okay, so...

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Because this is the Golden Drac. Is this the

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blonde? No, this is the authentic dark red triple

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ale. Dark red Golden Drac. So it's probably this

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one, although it's just showing a different bottle.

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You know what I should have is I should have

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a feed from your computer going into this thing

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so I can watch it looking up. That's what I should

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have. That's next show. We're not quite there

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yet, folks. All right, here's the pour with the

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golden dark red triple ale. If this thing isn't

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dark red, I'm going to be upset. That's not looking

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very... Oh, there's the red. It took a second.

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It took a little bit. That was not a very good

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pour, but I'm not used to pouring on camera.

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Hold on, let me get you better. There it goes.

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I don't want to order the beer. I want information

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about the beer. And I can't read. I did much

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better on yours. This is over a computer. I am

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not going to be trying to fill it to the very

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top, guys. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just hold

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on to your... It smells good. It's not... In

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this glass, it doesn't look like what I'm seeing.

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This is... This is, okay, listen, dark red triple

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ale. I'm expecting, I mean, I've got, I do have

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a big light shining on us. Yeah. I'm just saying

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it's not what I would call dark red. That's what

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they're showing. Oh, my. And that's not that.

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No. So. So, show the camera. Show. Your camera.

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Listen, stop showing off your touchscreen. That's

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Windows. Okay, well. I'm still trying to find

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verbiage. iPad. Yeah, it just doesn't carry the

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same thing. No, it doesn't. I guess maybe they

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don't give verbiage. There was some verbiage.

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On the bottle? On the bottle. Because they don't

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have anything on the site, which is surprising.

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Nope, just says this beer is named in honor of

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the dragon perched atop the belfry in Gent, Belgium,

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a symbol of power and independence. Apparently

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there is a range of golden drac to discover.

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Okay. They have the blonde, they have the red,

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they have the brew master, and then they have

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the, well, how do I say it? I don't know what

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you're about to say, but it sounds inappropriate

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already. It's over 9 ,000. For those who know,

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it's the golden track 9 ,000 quadruple. Okay,

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okay. I can kind of, okay. Not really. Okay.

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Y 'all calm down. So this is, yeah. I'm disappointed

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that they don't give. you know a blurb yeah we

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should have a blurb you should always have a

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blurb especially if it's called the golden drac

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golden drac yeah so well classic cheers i'm yeah

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cheers i was here we go putting my nose in it

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i'm nose in apple juice ah yes yeah okay okay

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so it's not um it's not a dark beer no um i get

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a little bit of the caramel maybe of a dark beer

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but it's like it's mostly like um it's as and

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this is a another lawnmower beer like the uh

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nocturne oh yeah um nocturna that we did last

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time oh how can i not remember it Delirium? Delirium

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Nocturnum. Yeah. It's just very... I don't know.

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Anytime... Okay, anytime I get a... It's kind

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of Jeremiah Reddish. Yeah, it's like these reds,

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sometimes I get that like apple taste. You know

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what I mean? But this one doesn't have like a

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weird off -putting end to it. Like it doesn't

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have any of the like soapiness that some of them

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mess up with. No, no, no, no, no. So... I like

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it. This is not bad if you can find a Golden

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Drac. I mean, there's others that I would get

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before it. Well, that we haven't tried? That's

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what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know. Of the beers

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that we've tried on the red side, it's not a

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bad one. No. So what little bit they do have.

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They say it is a red with soft pink foam head.

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Yeah, maybe. I don't see pink. Do you see pink?

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I don't see pink. Yeah, I get fruity. And then

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the taste is soft, sweet, and fruity red fruit.

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It's weird. The head is like persistent. It is.

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Is it the right word? I wonder if it's one of

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those like a soda. You kind of swirl your finger

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in it and it goes away. Maybe. Not so much. Okay.

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Well, now it's just on your finger. It's still

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good. Everybody got to see Chris lick his finger.

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Well, if they get to see the video. Michelle,

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that's for you. Hey, family show, dude. Family

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show. Yeah. So in case. In case we're getting

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to actually post this, this is an attempt with

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the Rodecaster Video S. And Chris is very disappointed

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in his face. I have a face for radio. I own it.

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See, look at that. Look at that ugly mug. That

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should be on radio. I just. I don't know. I disagree.

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I think that you're a very handsome man. Saw

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you on your photos with your wife. Family show.

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Saw you on your photos with your wife out for

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your Valentine's. Oh, last night. What do you

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call it? Post, post, post, post, post Valentine's?

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Well, we try to avoid the craziness. Because

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you're not stupid. Oh, I know. And so we got

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to go to Bernard's. Again, I guess it's two shows

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in a row I'm going to brag about restaurants

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and Tyler. If you've never been, you need to

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go. Bernard's Mediterranean on Broadway. It's

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amazing. Anyway, so yeah, we got to go. That's

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kind of a go -to for us. I've known Bernard since

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I was a little kid. So we got a chance to sit

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down and talk with him for a little bit last

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night. Just kind of catch up, see how he was

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doing. And because it was a Thursday at 7 .30

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-ish, post -Valentine's. No rush. It was nice.

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You didn't have a bunch of noise. They weren't

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overrun. And we had a good meal. So go to Bernard's.

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Yes. Always. And if you need to know, he does

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have a good bar with a good selection. For sure.

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I didn't get to really partake last time other

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than the wine that somebody... ordered for us

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which was good i'm not saying it wasn't good

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it was good but it wasn't like hey let's all

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order something different yeah well some things

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maybe next time i doubt there'll be a next time

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for one of those yeah that was i don't think

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you're gonna do another 20 man i don't know i

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don't know that i've got another 20 in me uh

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i admit that pine cove is a young man's game

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and i'm getting old I think we both are. Yes.

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Well, look at the whiteness in my fuzz and see

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how old I'm getting. Yeah, there it is. Well,

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I'm going to go ahead and bring this up before

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we actually drink this. Okay. I'm a little bit

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nervous about this one. It is another Belgian.

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Belgian style Abbey Ale. This is an Abbey Ale.

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Belgian Abbey Ale, but it's by North Coast Brewing

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Company. Any memory of North Coast Brewing Company?

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Very, very bad memories. So we're going to find

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out if it's... Fear and loathing. If this is

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something that we should just all together abandon

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or if there's, I don't know, redemption somewhere

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inside of this. They recommend serving temperature

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at 55 degrees. Well, I don't think it's 55 anymore.

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No. We'll find out how this one is. But yeah,

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I do remember North Coast and a certain Russian.

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Oh, it was so bad. Yeah, no, not really fans

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of the other one that we've tried from there.

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But you can't write off a brewery. Brewery? Brewery.

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Brewery. How many did you have before the show,

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man? No, this is number one. You can't. We're

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not doing that. Yeah, what's in that Dr. Pepper

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cup over there? Or DQ? We are not talking. What

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happens off the show stays off the show. That's

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not true at all. What happens in Vegas stays

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in Vegas type of thing? Okay. No, that's not.

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Yikes. Lori. All right. Well, you know, I'm just

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putting around here on this iPad. I'm trying

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to change something. You go ahead and talk about

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something that I don't know what we're going

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to talk about. What is... Wait. What? Well, I'm

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just continuing. Sorry, I'm going through the

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Golden Drac page here. Okay, so we're still talking

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about the golden apple wonder. Well, I'm looking

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at variations here, and I'm just randomly scrolling,

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scrolling, and scrolling, and I see Laphroaig.

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Really? Yes. So I'm like, okay, wait, wait, wait,

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wait, wait. You have my attention. What's the

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connection here? So after a special previous

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edition, sounds fancy. The special Golden Drac

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Cuvée Prestige Laphroaig is available again,

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this time with our third batch. This version

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has been aged for 16 weeks. There it is in Laphroaig

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cast from the iconic Scottish distillery on the

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island of Isley. Isley, how are you supposed

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to say? Isley. Laphroaig is known for its distinct

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peat flavor. Yes, it is. And that smoky, full

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-bodied character is clearly evident in this

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golden drac coudve, however it's pronounced.

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It's two E's, and the first E's got the little

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slashy over it. Nobody knows. Prestige Laphroaig.

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Making for a unique and quirky blend that is

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sure to surprise aficionados. I think probably

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the word quirky needs to not appear with a beer.

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Yeah. Like that seems like an IPA word. Yeah,

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maybe. No, it's an IPA. Quirky is an IPA word.

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Okay. And then they have a bourbon apparently

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barrel aged. I mean, Scotch and bourbon aged.

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I so don't know how to say that one. Madeira?

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M -A -D -E -I -R -A? I don't know. Don't know.

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All right. I'm sorry. I went off the deep end.

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We're not cultured. I shouldn't have scrolled

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through the page. It is what it is. I don't know

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what to do with this video. You don't have to

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do anything with it. It's just capturing who

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you are. It is. stealing your soul stealing my

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soul yes i'll swallow your soul if anybody knows

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that movie yeah i mean go for it jason jason

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uh i don't know if jason's seen that one or not

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he's heard me talk about it whether he's seen

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it i don't know it's army of darkness yeah but

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again there's a lot of people that know it but

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haven't necessarily seen it it's bruce campbell

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Have we talked about Army of Darkness? I feel

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like this show is where we've talked about Army

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of Darkness. No doubt, because it's one of my

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favorites of all time. I'm sure I brought it

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up. Yeah. But yeah, I love that. With the chainsaw.

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Yes, on the hand. On the hand. Yeah, and it's

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the third one. He got sent back into medieval

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times, and he's there, and the lady has become

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infected, so to speak. As one would. And he's

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like, no, no, no, it's a trick. Get an axe. And

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then she pops up and I'll swallow your soul.

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And he's all, yo, she wench. He didn't say wench

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though. Family show. Come get some. Well, there

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you go. I could quote that movie so much. I mean,

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that's kind of the nature of some of the cult

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classics like that one. Yes. And the one I watched

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the other night. Blazing Saddles. Okay. But that

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one is not appropriate for the family. There's...

00:17:17.029 --> 00:17:24.549
But funny. And this I think I can say, and it's

00:17:24.549 --> 00:17:26.349
relatively appropriate. There are very few things

00:17:26.349 --> 00:17:30.730
that you can quote from that that are really

00:17:30.730 --> 00:17:33.950
funny that aren't somehow... There's one. No,

00:17:33.950 --> 00:17:36.049
there's... He's got him by the collar and he's

00:17:36.049 --> 00:17:41.269
like, where the white women at? I just love the

00:17:41.269 --> 00:17:44.369
scene. How is that the one, the quote that you

00:17:44.369 --> 00:17:47.450
were going to go is like, no, this is good. We're

00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:48.670
not going to get in trouble for this. Well, it's

00:17:48.670 --> 00:17:55.650
not the, the sheriff is a, I mean, you know.

00:17:56.269 --> 00:17:59.309
At no point is somebody saying white women is

00:17:59.309 --> 00:18:02.549
a slur. No, no, no, no. But I mean, it's the

00:18:02.549 --> 00:18:04.970
whole absurdity of that scene. He's literally

00:18:04.970 --> 00:18:09.609
got him by the cuff of his. A shirt lifted up.

00:18:09.869 --> 00:18:13.390
Oh, boys, look at what I got here. Where are

00:18:13.390 --> 00:18:17.690
the white women at? Yeah. It's a different kind

00:18:17.690 --> 00:18:20.250
of bait right there. Thank you, Mel Brooks. He's

00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:25.309
pretty funny. Just not for this timid generation

00:18:25.309 --> 00:18:32.890
that we're raising now. No, no, no. Yikes. Okay,

00:18:33.029 --> 00:18:35.190
so do we want to dig in a little bit deeper on

00:18:35.190 --> 00:18:39.150
why we're doing video? Yes, absolutely. That's

00:18:39.150 --> 00:18:40.569
what I was hoping you would talk about. Okay.

00:18:40.630 --> 00:18:42.950
Well, I do have an update that goes along with

00:18:42.950 --> 00:18:50.109
what we're teasing here. Hit it. Yes. So a year

00:18:50.109 --> 00:18:55.430
ago, January, we did an episode about the PodMobile

00:18:55.430 --> 00:19:02.529
from Audio Sigma. Yeah. Mike. Yeah. Made by Fernando.

00:19:02.609 --> 00:19:06.810
And I'm sorry if I butcher your last name. P

00:19:06.810 --> 00:19:10.730
-I -R -E -S. So I reached out to him. Big fan,

00:19:10.849 --> 00:19:14.170
Fernando. Yes, we both are. Reached out a couple

00:19:14.170 --> 00:19:18.029
of weeks ago. Say, hey, we chatted a year ago.

00:19:18.109 --> 00:19:19.730
It's been a while. Just want to check in, see

00:19:19.730 --> 00:19:22.450
how you're doing. Would love to do a follow -up

00:19:22.450 --> 00:19:26.809
show. on the PodMobile and the MyKero that you

00:19:26.809 --> 00:19:29.549
sent me, are there any potential updates that

00:19:29.549 --> 00:19:31.930
we need to be aware of to share with folks? Yeah.

00:19:32.009 --> 00:19:34.910
And he's, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's

00:19:34.910 --> 00:19:38.170
hardware changes. Send me your Gen 1, and I'll

00:19:38.170 --> 00:19:42.289
send you back the new Gen 2. I'm like, yeah,

00:19:42.329 --> 00:19:47.869
okay, you twisted my arm. So ship that. He is

00:19:47.869 --> 00:19:50.390
supposedly shipping that out today, I believe.

00:19:51.390 --> 00:19:54.240
Confirmed that he got mine. So that's going to

00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.779
come back. And he's like, hey, once you get it

00:19:56.779 --> 00:19:58.779
in, let's get on a phone call. Let's talk about

00:19:58.779 --> 00:20:01.640
what it can do. One of the big things that it's

00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.960
added is the ability to sync up your audio to

00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.079
your video when you're recording a show like

00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:13.380
this, when you don't have fancy gear. You mean

00:20:13.380 --> 00:20:15.559
fancy gear that sometimes does what it's supposed

00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:17.400
to and other times you're like, why is this not

00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:22.789
working? It's like Microsoft Windows security.

00:20:23.170 --> 00:20:25.849
When it's standalone, it's secure. It's solid.

00:20:26.049 --> 00:20:29.410
When you try to plug it in, it's not so solid

00:20:29.410 --> 00:20:35.589
anymore. Exactly what piece of Windows gear is

00:20:35.589 --> 00:20:43.069
not plugged into something right now? I don't

00:20:43.069 --> 00:20:45.089
know. I'm just telling you that they're certified

00:20:45.089 --> 00:20:50.890
secure when it's air -gapped. I feel like I sent

00:20:50.890 --> 00:20:53.690
you something that was air -gapped a couple weeks

00:20:53.690 --> 00:20:56.569
ago. Probably so, yes. Like, oh, look, an air

00:20:56.569 --> 00:21:00.150
-gap, or something like that. It felt like one

00:21:00.150 --> 00:21:03.069
of those ones that we had been talking about

00:21:03.069 --> 00:21:08.150
security issues, and I was like, look. Yes. It's

00:21:08.150 --> 00:21:12.869
just, you just unplug it, and then it's fine.

00:21:13.049 --> 00:21:16.009
Problem solved. No big deal. Mischief managed.

00:21:16.539 --> 00:21:19.680
Oh, wow. So. So, yeah. So he is sending that

00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:21.940
in and he was like, hey, once you get it. Fernando

00:21:21.940 --> 00:21:24.480
is the man. Yes, he is. Let's get on a phone

00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:26.920
call and talk about it. And I was like, sure,

00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:29.619
that'd be great. And then I thought for a little

00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:32.900
bit and I'm like, no, you idiot. Get him on the

00:21:32.900 --> 00:21:36.200
show. So I responded back and I'm like, hey.

00:21:36.359 --> 00:21:39.619
Yes. How would you like to come on the show?

00:21:40.420 --> 00:21:43.059
And there was a bit of a delay, a few days. But

00:21:43.059 --> 00:21:45.339
then he responded back and he's like, I'd love

00:21:45.339 --> 00:21:47.990
to do it. And I'm like, oh, this is amazing.

00:21:48.309 --> 00:21:51.329
So just kind of give us a time to work this stuff

00:21:51.329 --> 00:21:55.410
out. And we'll get a date lined up with you and

00:21:55.410 --> 00:21:59.089
we'll get you on the show. So at some point in

00:21:59.089 --> 00:22:04.589
the near future, not by Jesus's definition, though,

00:22:04.690 --> 00:22:10.269
because he said it a long time ago. But in the

00:22:10.269 --> 00:22:14.269
near future, we will have Fernando in on the

00:22:14.269 --> 00:22:17.240
show. Hopefully we'll have video as well to go

00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:20.480
along with it, if not at least audio. Yeah. Of

00:22:20.480 --> 00:22:22.759
course, we'll ask some of the... Partially why

00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:24.400
we want to have video is so that we can start

00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:26.859
to show what these products look like. Correct.

00:22:26.859 --> 00:22:29.380
And when we're saying like, oh, well, look, and

00:22:29.380 --> 00:22:32.160
you press this or you turn this or this is actually

00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:35.000
really nice because one of the things that I

00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:39.910
really liked about his were like the... the subtlety

00:22:39.910 --> 00:22:42.710
of the controls, but also like the secure nature

00:22:42.710 --> 00:22:47.569
of them was really nice. So, yes. So, um, but

00:22:47.569 --> 00:22:52.289
we'll, we'll get him in. Um, and I've been joking

00:22:52.289 --> 00:22:54.970
with my wife. I'm like, you know, this is the

00:22:54.970 --> 00:22:57.730
one episode that for sure we're like a legit

00:22:57.730 --> 00:23:02.289
show. Cause we've got this guy coming on. He's

00:23:02.289 --> 00:23:04.710
like making stuff. He's like making stuff. And

00:23:04.710 --> 00:23:07.509
he's coming on to our show. And I was like, so

00:23:07.509 --> 00:23:11.369
I can at least check the box once and go real

00:23:11.369 --> 00:23:16.269
podcaster. Thank you very much. Real legit podcaster.

00:23:16.369 --> 00:23:20.269
Yes. So hopefully what it turns into is he can

00:23:20.269 --> 00:23:22.769
send more guys our way who are trying to get

00:23:22.769 --> 00:23:26.089
some exposure. And we can hopefully use it to

00:23:26.089 --> 00:23:30.329
get more exposure ourself and get equipment in.

00:23:30.470 --> 00:23:33.529
And we would really love to see. this part of

00:23:33.529 --> 00:23:35.869
the show expand and grow and see what happens

00:23:35.869 --> 00:23:39.309
well and stuff like this pushes you to make sure

00:23:39.309 --> 00:23:41.529
that you're actually doing the things that you

00:23:41.529 --> 00:23:43.390
said that you were gonna do well that's true

00:23:43.390 --> 00:23:46.109
john redfern the number of times that chris is

00:23:46.109 --> 00:23:52.869
like hey um remember how we set up social media

00:23:52.869 --> 00:23:58.710
oh yeah i need i need my button epic fail yeah

00:23:58.710 --> 00:24:03.289
no we're so bad at that I mean, I really would

00:24:03.289 --> 00:24:05.809
like. Would you know how bad it would be if I

00:24:05.809 --> 00:24:07.210
was in charge of social media? Like a little

00:24:07.210 --> 00:24:11.609
brunette to, you know, do the social media. I

00:24:11.609 --> 00:24:14.490
tried and she said no. Well, I'm asking now.

00:24:15.289 --> 00:24:18.329
Well, I bet she'll still say no. Yeah, she'll

00:24:18.329 --> 00:24:22.309
probably say no to me faster than you. So, but

00:24:22.309 --> 00:24:25.029
yeah, we do want to expand this part of the show.

00:24:25.109 --> 00:24:28.410
Not that we don't want to just hang out and do

00:24:28.410 --> 00:24:31.440
like we've done for the last. Two plus years.

00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:35.119
That's crazy to say. Crazy to say. But we do

00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.480
want to see the show. I've got to pour some more

00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:40.619
here because two plus years. But we do want to

00:24:40.619 --> 00:24:46.200
see the show expand and grow. That's a lot of

00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:48.859
head. I'm just bad at this. Like what happened?

00:24:48.980 --> 00:24:52.980
Did you like tilt the bottle and control the

00:24:52.980 --> 00:24:56.099
flow? I thought I was. It's not. It did not.

00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:58.559
Nothing was controlled. There was nothing controlled

00:24:58.559 --> 00:25:01.900
about it. Yeah, that's a show everybody at home.

00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:06.559
I think I did. This is terrible. How about a

00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:09.279
carbonated beverage? Yeah, no, this is, I don't

00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:12.920
know what happened. It was not good. You do better.

00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:22.660
I will try. Come on out, my friend. All right,

00:25:22.660 --> 00:25:24.619
now I'm just. Well, there wasn't that much left,

00:25:24.680 --> 00:25:28.319
to be honest. But it's about the controlled port.

00:25:28.420 --> 00:25:34.190
I don't. I'm not very good at control. Well,

00:25:34.210 --> 00:25:37.549
you're flipping the camera back and forth. I

00:25:37.549 --> 00:25:39.730
think you'll notice when you watch this video

00:25:39.730 --> 00:25:42.289
that I'm not very good at control. Well, I'm

00:25:42.289 --> 00:25:44.190
trying to keep my focus over here, which means

00:25:44.190 --> 00:25:49.190
everybody at home is getting that profile. We

00:25:49.190 --> 00:25:54.539
set these cameras up and literally to... I mean,

00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:57.420
it was probably 45 seconds. So there, there is

00:25:57.420 --> 00:26:00.119
no, like you're, I'm in the frame. He's in the

00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:02.380
frame. That's really what we're trying to do

00:26:02.380 --> 00:26:05.460
on this particular episode of this. Yeah. And

00:26:05.460 --> 00:26:07.420
honestly, if you're, you're expecting more than

00:26:07.420 --> 00:26:10.640
it's because this is your first show. We just

00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:12.799
like two dudes who just set something up in the

00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:18.619
garage. I could not agree more. It's if this

00:26:18.619 --> 00:26:23.940
was a, it's not far off of a garage. Well, yeah,

00:26:24.079 --> 00:26:28.059
yeah. You at least have a white wall behind you.

00:26:28.880 --> 00:26:34.140
White -ish. Yeah. Cream. Some kind of light -ish

00:26:34.140 --> 00:26:37.220
color. Whatever they paint houses that nobody

00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:42.700
lives in. It's eggshell. Yes, eggshell for sure.

00:26:43.059 --> 00:26:46.440
So, okay. But yeah, so we want to see that part

00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:50.720
of the show grow and expand. Obviously... It's

00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:52.200
probably not going to be every show. That would

00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:55.019
be amazing. We get to that point. Um, if we get

00:26:55.019 --> 00:26:57.039
to that point, we had like a list of things that

00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:59.460
we were like waiting to talk about. Oh, if we

00:26:59.460 --> 00:27:01.319
ever got to that point, that's like straight

00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:04.019
up exit strategy at that point. Yeah. You're

00:27:04.019 --> 00:27:06.440
really hoping for that exit strategy. It would,

00:27:06.500 --> 00:27:09.880
I mean, if you know, at some point in the future,

00:27:09.940 --> 00:27:15.720
I'm stepping away to do this full time. That's

00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:18.700
not a bad gig. No. That's not a bad gig at all.

00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:20.900
It's a great gig. It's just, you know, it feels

00:27:20.900 --> 00:27:23.039
a little bit like your child coming to you and

00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:24.940
saying, I want to be an influencer when I grow

00:27:24.940 --> 00:27:27.940
up. Yeah. And it's the kind of thing that you

00:27:27.940 --> 00:27:29.859
really should have started probably about 10

00:27:29.859 --> 00:27:32.579
years ago. Because right about now you'd be getting

00:27:32.579 --> 00:27:39.019
the traction type of thing. So we say exit strategy.

00:27:39.099 --> 00:27:40.559
I know you're doing everything you can to get

00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:42.359
that head to go down. I mean, just anything,

00:27:42.539 --> 00:27:48.349
guys. Bubbles. Bubbles. There is more beer in

00:27:48.349 --> 00:27:50.509
it than there was earlier. Have you tried the

00:27:50.509 --> 00:28:01.910
finger? No. Now I just moved the head around.

00:28:02.150 --> 00:28:05.750
You did. And now you just licked your finger.

00:28:06.750 --> 00:28:11.009
And on camera. Lori. Look at that. Family show,

00:28:11.069 --> 00:28:16.500
dude. So, bottom line. We're working to get Fernando

00:28:16.500 --> 00:28:19.819
on. Looking forward to it. I think it's going

00:28:19.819 --> 00:28:23.240
to be a great show. We will try to have all the

00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:27.700
quirks ironed out by then. We will see if we

00:28:27.700 --> 00:28:31.740
can achieve live status for that show. Wouldn't

00:28:31.740 --> 00:28:34.720
that be cool? Even if it's just audio only, we'll

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.599
try to achieve live status. I'm going to have

00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:43.950
to spend some money on marketing, though. I'm

00:28:43.950 --> 00:28:46.349
going to have to. I'm sorry, what? Well, I want

00:28:46.349 --> 00:28:50.869
that show to try to catch. So I'm going to have

00:28:50.869 --> 00:28:53.950
to make a donation to my personal favorite podcast,

00:28:54.390 --> 00:28:59.450
No Agenda. And say. And say, hey, Podfather,

00:28:59.809 --> 00:29:02.589
do you remember how you introduced all of us

00:29:02.589 --> 00:29:06.490
to Fernando and the Pod Mobile with Audio Sigma?

00:29:06.910 --> 00:29:10.170
Well, guess what? He's coming on my show. And

00:29:10.170 --> 00:29:13.549
I would love for everybody out in the radio land

00:29:13.549 --> 00:29:17.390
to partake of that show. And if we've got it

00:29:17.390 --> 00:29:21.329
live, awesome. You can send boosts live in the

00:29:21.329 --> 00:29:23.509
show. We'll see if we can figure out how to read

00:29:23.509 --> 00:29:27.009
those. If not, we'll get to them afterwards and

00:29:27.009 --> 00:29:30.910
we'll send Fernando his cut of the boosts. Absolutely.

00:29:31.990 --> 00:29:37.569
Here's the thing. Did you see the Apple announcement

00:29:37.569 --> 00:29:40.900
about the podcast? No, you know I don't pay attention

00:29:40.900 --> 00:29:42.779
to Apple. Well, I know you don't pay attention

00:29:42.779 --> 00:29:49.660
to Apple, but they're doing video. They're making

00:29:49.660 --> 00:29:51.480
it possible for you to put video on your podcast.

00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:57.819
Still not 2 .0. No, no. I'll be curious to see

00:29:57.819 --> 00:30:02.740
if they do alternate enclosure to achieve that

00:30:02.740 --> 00:30:07.160
or what they're going to do. The one thing that

00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.839
that will do is it will make video more prevalent,

00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:13.480
which is a double -edged sword for podcasting.

00:30:15.700 --> 00:30:22.019
To me, podcasting will always be audio. Audio

00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:26.240
first. Audio first, yes. You need to have a RSS

00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:30.319
feed, an enclosure, and an audio feed. or audio

00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.640
recording. Anything beyond that is extra. And

00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:37.319
so when you get into video, you are kind of drifting

00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:41.180
a little bit out of podcast and more into YouTube,

00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:46.539
Twitch, and things of that nature. Video killed

00:30:46.539 --> 00:30:51.859
the radio star. That's what they tell me. So,

00:30:51.859 --> 00:30:55.440
oh, there's a slight burp there. Sorry about

00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:58.359
that. Yeah. that was kind of like a failed attempt

00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:02.539
at a guttural release. So their news release

00:31:02.539 --> 00:31:04.920
or whatever says a new video experience coming

00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:07.460
to Apple podcasts, deliver video that integrates

00:31:07.460 --> 00:31:10.079
seamlessly with your existing podcast, monetize

00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:14.480
on your terms and use the same tools and workflows

00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.079
you rely on today. You stay in control while

00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:20.730
giving your audience more ways to engage. And

00:31:20.730 --> 00:31:23.250
by gauge, I think they mean... Need more details.

00:31:23.549 --> 00:31:25.089
Yeah, there's no boosts involved with this. They're

00:31:25.089 --> 00:31:27.569
not talking about that. No. A fan can start listening

00:31:27.569 --> 00:31:30.410
on the go, then instantly switch to video when

00:31:30.410 --> 00:31:33.029
they get home, right where they left off. Apple

00:31:33.029 --> 00:31:37.049
Podcasts now supports video delivery using HLS.

00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:40.920
HLS, that's their standard. A new standard. For

00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:43.259
podcasts that enhances the experience without

00:31:43.259 --> 00:31:45.480
interrupting features you and your audience rely

00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:48.019
on. Followers and downloads continue to work

00:31:48.019 --> 00:31:50.059
the same and your audience can engage with your

00:31:50.059 --> 00:31:53.339
show as they always have. I'll be curious to

00:31:53.339 --> 00:31:55.960
see how they approach it. Because again, that

00:31:55.960 --> 00:32:03.880
wording is 2 .0 adjacent without coming out and

00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:07.980
saying we're grabbing those elements of 2 .0.

00:32:08.250 --> 00:32:11.130
no i think i think that's actually more in line

00:32:11.130 --> 00:32:14.509
with the way that pot or that apple does everything

00:32:14.509 --> 00:32:17.670
is they're not going to do 2 .0 they're going

00:32:17.670 --> 00:32:20.349
to be adjacent and they're going to be like see

00:32:20.349 --> 00:32:24.890
our stuff is better and it's like you are behind

00:32:24.890 --> 00:32:28.029
perpetually they're talking about i mean even

00:32:28.029 --> 00:32:30.569
the fact that it says uh that they're you know

00:32:30.569 --> 00:32:38.240
you're uh uh followers and downloads continue

00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.000
to work the same and your audience can engage

00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:44.099
with your show as they always have is like that's

00:32:44.099 --> 00:32:48.819
legacy but it's a where was it right um where

00:32:48.819 --> 00:32:50.519
they talked about that you could when you get

00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:54.019
home you could pick it back up and no um you

00:32:54.019 --> 00:32:55.980
it was at the beginning you stay in control while

00:32:55.980 --> 00:32:58.259
you're giving your audience more ways to engage

00:32:58.259 --> 00:33:01.140
and i want to be like okay i see what you're

00:33:01.140 --> 00:33:04.630
saying more ways to engage video is more ways

00:33:04.630 --> 00:33:07.430
to engage you're not talking about boosts you're

00:33:07.430 --> 00:33:09.069
not talking about anything that's that direct

00:33:09.069 --> 00:33:12.910
if it was that direct you would like this is

00:33:12.910 --> 00:33:15.269
this is apple's things if they can't if they

00:33:15.269 --> 00:33:18.309
can't get the money from it they're not interested

00:33:18.309 --> 00:33:20.809
in it well that's what's intriguing is that they're

00:33:20.809 --> 00:33:23.630
saying that you can monetize it your way and

00:33:23.630 --> 00:33:28.009
i think they mean monetize it by having like

00:33:28.009 --> 00:33:34.599
you can advertise i don't know it's just well

00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.920
i i guess what i'll have to do is because when

00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:41.319
did this come out this announcement since last

00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:44.400
friday yeah i got an i got an email but i don't

00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:47.720
remember if it was uh before friday or after

00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:51.440
friday okay so for me what i would do in in situations

00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.500
like this just like when they did uh it says

00:33:54.500 --> 00:33:58.920
apple podcast is an open platform No. You control

00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:06.140
your monetization. No. Okay. Liars. Look at my

00:34:06.140 --> 00:34:11.099
face. Yes. You're a bunch of liars. You sit on

00:34:11.099 --> 00:34:15.039
a throne of lies. You smell like beef and cheese.

00:34:16.900 --> 00:34:21.239
Yeah. So I will listen to this Friday's. Podcasting

00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:25.420
2 .0, so that will hit tomorrow. I have no doubt

00:34:25.420 --> 00:34:28.639
we'll discuss this because when Apple introduced

00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:32.780
transcripts, they really dug into that. What

00:34:32.780 --> 00:34:36.239
are they doing? How does it play with 2 .0? So

00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:38.260
I will be curious to see what they have to say

00:34:38.260 --> 00:34:42.059
about this in 2 .0. Choose your hosting provider,

00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:46.380
your ad partners, and your business model. And

00:34:46.380 --> 00:34:48.320
for the first time, you can dynamically insert

00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:57.409
video ads. Ouch. Include host read through your

00:34:57.409 --> 00:35:00.429
hosting partner. So you can like, you know, when

00:35:00.429 --> 00:35:03.050
you say like this is, there's a lot of people

00:35:03.050 --> 00:35:05.170
that read their own ads. Delivering targeted

00:35:05.170 --> 00:35:08.789
campaigns with full creative control. Not what

00:35:08.789 --> 00:35:10.730
I'm talking about. No, the fact that they're

00:35:10.730 --> 00:35:15.010
talking about dynamic ad insertion is, it just

00:35:15.010 --> 00:35:17.349
shows that they don't get it. Because anybody

00:35:17.349 --> 00:35:20.849
who has experienced that in a podcast, that's

00:35:20.849 --> 00:35:23.679
jarring. I mean, you're listening to a podcast

00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:27.360
and it's just rolling along and gold. And it's

00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:32.340
like, what just happened? I mean, now one of

00:35:32.340 --> 00:35:36.400
the greats at it is, now I can't get his name

00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:39.920
out. Not Adam Carolla, the other Jewish guy.

00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:50.360
Ben, help me. I'm drowning over here. Ben Shapiro.

00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:53.539
There you go. Ben Shapiro. Oh, my gosh. If you've

00:35:53.539 --> 00:35:55.619
ever listened to a Shapiro. No, the other Jewish

00:35:55.619 --> 00:36:00.960
guy. The Shapiro show. He's like, gold. And it's

00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.860
like, whoa, dude. Yeah, he's rapid fire on everything

00:36:04.860 --> 00:36:07.900
that he's delivering. And the ads are like, he

00:36:07.900 --> 00:36:11.239
goes even faster. Correct. He just like, boom,

00:36:11.340 --> 00:36:15.280
right into it. And it's like, oh, my gosh. Him

00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:22.260
and Mark Levin. The great one, Mark Levin. So

00:36:22.260 --> 00:36:24.559
yeah, I'll be curious to see how they're adopting

00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:30.260
that. If they are, I do believe, I do believe

00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:34.960
that their implementation of transcripts actually

00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:38.960
does function with 2 .0. Well, that's nice of

00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:41.820
them. So I'll be curious to see if this does

00:36:41.820 --> 00:36:45.059
the same. Especially since they're saying work

00:36:45.059 --> 00:36:48.420
with your own hosting company. Yeah, that does

00:36:48.420 --> 00:36:50.159
seem like something that they would have to...

00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:54.619
That would be intriguing. It needs to be a different

00:36:54.619 --> 00:36:58.739
thing. I think I'm ready to break into Thelonious.

00:37:00.579 --> 00:37:02.400
Yeah, we're definitely ready for Thelonious.

00:37:02.460 --> 00:37:05.039
I think maybe you should pour your own Thelonious

00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.059
so that I don't. Well, I don't want to pour it

00:37:07.059 --> 00:37:08.360
in the glass. No, that's why you've got your

00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:09.539
big glass. Oh, you want me to pour it in the

00:37:09.539 --> 00:37:10.840
big glass. I can do that. I was going to say,

00:37:10.860 --> 00:37:12.900
if I pour it in there. There's two of them you

00:37:12.900 --> 00:37:17.559
can pour into that big glass. Oh, so you're trying

00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:24.719
to get me drunk. I am not. That's Michelle. He's

00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:26.440
encouraging me to drink, folks. You heard it.

00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:31.000
Michelle. All right. We're on the same team.

00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:41.199
Same team. That was the letdown. Remember that

00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.539
time you gave me a bottle opener and I still

00:37:44.539 --> 00:37:46.780
haven't. It's still in the box. Still sitting

00:37:46.780 --> 00:37:49.199
over there. It's been out of the box for the

00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:52.440
record. It just hasn't. Found a permanent home.

00:37:52.579 --> 00:37:56.340
Found a permanent home. But I actually do know.

00:37:56.730 --> 00:37:58.809
where the permanent home is, and we'll get to

00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:01.170
that as soon as we get done with this beer. I'm

00:38:01.170 --> 00:38:04.329
not sure how I feel about that. I think maybe

00:38:04.329 --> 00:38:07.110
it's been spoiled by not being 55 degrees. Oh,

00:38:07.190 --> 00:38:14.989
I don't know. There's something there. Spicy

00:38:14.989 --> 00:38:21.969
almost? Is it medicine of some kind? This could

00:38:21.969 --> 00:38:26.349
spell the end of North Coast on this show. I

00:38:26.349 --> 00:38:29.889
think you may be right. All right. This is not

00:38:29.889 --> 00:38:35.510
a good look for you, North Coast. We may not

00:38:35.510 --> 00:38:38.309
be the show for you. This is one of those times

00:38:38.309 --> 00:38:43.929
where I go, I wish I could quit on a beer. Here

00:38:43.929 --> 00:38:46.849
we go. Do you want to go wash that out? You may

00:38:46.849 --> 00:38:50.289
be like, no, because we don't have water in this

00:38:50.289 --> 00:38:53.710
house. Oh. Yet. It's supposed to come tomorrow.

00:38:54.869 --> 00:38:57.989
Tomorrow, okay. All right, here we go. We don't

00:38:57.989 --> 00:39:05.130
live in this house. Here we go. Oh, don't give

00:39:05.130 --> 00:39:08.570
it that much hype. Like, that's not going to

00:39:08.570 --> 00:39:19.570
go well. Oh, my gosh. Okay, it's me. I'm the

00:39:19.570 --> 00:39:25.139
problem. Is that a Taylor Swift? No, that's 2001

00:39:25.139 --> 00:39:28.019
A Space Odyssey. No, I'm saying me. I said, it's

00:39:28.019 --> 00:39:30.519
me. I'm the problem. Oh, well, maybe that is.

00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:34.019
It's the same color. But I mean, look at that.

00:39:34.099 --> 00:39:37.480
You got like. What happened? Half a glass of

00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:41.599
foam. Guys. And I got nothing. No, look, look

00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:45.019
at me. Do not judge me. I have done this before

00:39:45.019 --> 00:39:47.599
and it doesn't look like this. Well, I don't

00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.420
know that mine went any better because you went

00:39:49.420 --> 00:39:52.500
a little bit. have had on your beard generally

00:39:52.500 --> 00:39:56.460
speaking maybe but all right how does it smell

00:39:56.460 --> 00:40:06.239
now same oh oh oh guys i'm not sure this is gonna

00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:08.760
go well so we maybe can we turn the cameras off

00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:11.280
we may be turning off the video for a little

00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:14.710
bit just to make sure that we don't um Give the

00:40:14.710 --> 00:40:17.230
faces... Why don't you drink it without the camera

00:40:17.230 --> 00:40:19.570
on you, and then I'll drink it without the...

00:40:19.570 --> 00:40:20.829
I'm going to mute you. Well, isn't that the whole

00:40:20.829 --> 00:40:23.530
reason for the camera? It is. To show this? But

00:40:23.530 --> 00:40:25.989
I don't know that we want to do that much damage.

00:40:26.170 --> 00:40:28.090
Well... Well, go ahead. I mean, we're not...

00:40:28.090 --> 00:40:29.969
Yeah, it's fine. Go ahead. You already sprung

00:40:29.969 --> 00:40:33.090
the cameras on me, so... Sprung the cameras on...

00:40:33.090 --> 00:40:38.630
This was his idea. For Fernando. We are not going

00:40:38.630 --> 00:40:41.650
to beta something with Fernando. No, no, no,

00:40:41.650 --> 00:40:43.690
no, no. Too nice to us. Yeah, he has. We need

00:40:43.690 --> 00:40:45.030
to take care of Fernando. All right, here we

00:40:45.030 --> 00:40:49.329
go, folks. Good Lord. Cheers? No. Oh, not even

00:40:49.329 --> 00:40:53.469
a cheers. Here we go. Oh, I can't. It's so bad.

00:40:53.610 --> 00:41:03.010
I'm so nervous. I don't want to. Well. Oh. Oh,

00:41:03.050 --> 00:41:11.739
it's coming on. Oh. Whoa. Oh, that was sneaky.

00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.739
Rasputin, you need to do something with what

00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:19.039
happens after the initial taste. Well, in fairness,

00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:23.639
this isn't old Rasputin bad. I think old Rasputin

00:41:23.639 --> 00:41:26.659
is like the pinnacle of like, this is horrible.

00:41:28.059 --> 00:41:31.019
That wasn't bad to start. And then it just kind

00:41:31.019 --> 00:41:34.079
of builds. And he's just over there chugging

00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:36.940
it to get it out of the way, folks. That's what

00:41:36.940 --> 00:41:43.489
John's doing. Okay, let it build. Let it build.

00:41:47.190 --> 00:41:49.909
It's building. Okay, I was expecting worse. I

00:41:49.909 --> 00:41:51.989
was expecting worse. I was expecting worse. Sure.

00:41:52.030 --> 00:41:57.010
I will tell you that was, I don't know that I

00:41:57.010 --> 00:41:59.349
will be drinking number two. No, I don't think

00:41:59.349 --> 00:42:03.269
I will. But I'm going to get through number one.

00:42:03.670 --> 00:42:10.010
Yeah. Yeah, this is can't recommend. That's 0

00:42:10.010 --> 00:42:14.690
for 2 for North Coast. Sorry, guys. I want to

00:42:14.690 --> 00:42:16.550
be able to recommend beers to you, so here's

00:42:16.550 --> 00:42:17.969
my recommendation from the show. Oh, tonight?

00:42:18.130 --> 00:42:21.590
Yes, absolutely. Golden Trap. Go get this beer.

00:42:21.750 --> 00:42:24.769
It's not bad. No, it's not bad at all. Especially

00:42:24.769 --> 00:42:32.889
if you like reds. I think maybe... I think I

00:42:32.889 --> 00:42:34.429
found the problem with this North Coast beer.

00:42:34.429 --> 00:42:37.960
If you drink reds and you're like... I've had

00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:41.619
some reds that hold on a little too long. This

00:42:41.619 --> 00:42:44.539
is a good red for you. It doesn't hold on very

00:42:44.539 --> 00:42:49.719
long. And it's a 10. 10%, yes. 10 .5 by volume.

00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:56.940
This is... It's a disappointment. Other one is

00:42:56.940 --> 00:43:02.340
a 9 .4. Okay. So I would say the problem with

00:43:02.340 --> 00:43:07.159
North Coast is that it's from California. You're

00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:12.980
probably right. California. It wasn't on the

00:43:12.980 --> 00:43:15.260
bottle. It was on the, okay, let me find this

00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:18.880
real quick. On the box. On the bottom. They actually

00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:23.800
have a few things written here. So North Coast

00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.340
Brewing Company, independent since 1988, said

00:43:27.340 --> 00:43:29.679
about Brother Thelonious, this is called Brother

00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:34.039
Thelonious, Belgian style Abbey Ale, with all

00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:36.829
the interest. with all the interest in Belgian

00:43:36.829 --> 00:43:40.510
ales and in the monasteries that brew them, it's

00:43:40.510 --> 00:43:42.929
time to remind the world that here in the U .S.

00:43:42.929 --> 00:43:48.110
we have a monk of our own. Jazz legend Thelonious

00:43:48.110 --> 00:43:52.030
Monk is the inspiration for North Coast Brewing's

00:43:52.030 --> 00:43:57.550
Belgian -style Abbey Ale with an ABV of over

00:43:57.550 --> 00:44:00.369
9%. When they say over 9%, you're expecting more

00:44:00.369 --> 00:44:07.139
than 9 .4. 9 .1. 9 .4. Yeah, okay. This dark,

00:44:07.179 --> 00:44:12.400
strong... This dark, strong ale is rich and robust.

00:44:14.579 --> 00:44:21.380
Bottled bebop. Do people call jazz bebop? I don't

00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:24.340
think that's what that is. I like cowboy bebop.

00:44:24.739 --> 00:44:29.139
I'm just... I don't... Anyway. North Coast Brewing

00:44:29.139 --> 00:44:31.500
is proud to make a donation from the sale of

00:44:31.500 --> 00:44:34.559
every bottle and keg of Brother Thelonious Belgian

00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:38.139
Style Abbey Ale to the jazz education programs

00:44:38.139 --> 00:44:42.639
of the Monterey Jazz Festival. Okay. If you're

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:48.059
going to talk about Abbey Ales, I guess they

00:44:48.059 --> 00:44:51.019
did name it Thelonious, so jazz education makes

00:44:51.019 --> 00:44:56.789
sense, but like give it to a monastery. It's

00:44:56.789 --> 00:44:59.989
what it is. Won't someone please think of the

00:44:59.989 --> 00:45:06.630
children? These godless liberals. Brother Thelonious,

00:45:06.730 --> 00:45:09.789
Belgian -style Abbey Ale. Let's call this Brother

00:45:09.789 --> 00:45:12.650
Thelonious, a delicious Belgian -style Abbey

00:45:12.650 --> 00:45:16.710
Ale that could be a monk's dream. Nope. Very

00:45:16.710 --> 00:45:20.289
misterioso. Okay, so this is... Really misterioso.

00:45:20.369 --> 00:45:24.800
They're doing plays on... Thelonious Monk's music.

00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:29.139
Should be enjoyed straight, no chaser. Well,

00:45:29.300 --> 00:45:34.639
you needn't wait until round midnight. Ask me

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:41.239
now. Look up the songs. Thelonious Monk is great.

00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:48.050
Jazz music is weird, but great. Rasputin is waving

00:45:48.050 --> 00:45:50.829
at me. Yeah, no, let's not talk about Rasputin.

00:45:50.829 --> 00:45:52.570
I'm on their site, and if you scroll down to

00:45:52.570 --> 00:45:56.050
the bottom, he's all doing this. I'm telling

00:45:56.050 --> 00:45:58.809
you, that was, what was the one, which one was

00:45:58.809 --> 00:46:02.030
the one that had the, it was the orange one that

00:46:02.030 --> 00:46:05.269
had the dude on it that I was like, oh, that's

00:46:05.269 --> 00:46:21.400
somebody's uncle. And it was. Yeah. Boo. I can't

00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:22.880
think of that beer, but yes, I know which one

00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:25.380
you're talking about. I feel like it had an orange

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:29.739
label. We're not going to get it off of orange

00:46:29.739 --> 00:46:33.579
label and dude, but probably not. I feel like

00:46:33.579 --> 00:46:36.420
it was like it, it was, it was a cleric. Like

00:46:36.420 --> 00:46:39.199
there was a guy with a priest. Yes. Father something.

00:46:40.099 --> 00:46:45.369
Oh, I don't think I'm. into that account or I

00:46:45.369 --> 00:46:48.409
could have easily just found the picture. Well,

00:46:48.510 --> 00:46:50.630
I might be. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

00:46:52.690 --> 00:46:58.269
Nope, I'm not. Epic fail. You're not a failure,

00:46:58.329 --> 00:47:01.829
Chris. I believe in you. We're all failures in

00:47:01.829 --> 00:47:12.389
this life. Okay. All right, I'm trying. No, I

00:47:12.389 --> 00:47:13.690
don't want to go to that. We've drank a lot of

00:47:13.690 --> 00:47:18.690
beers in this show. We have. This is not the

00:47:18.690 --> 00:47:22.030
worst beer by any stretch of the imagination.

00:47:22.550 --> 00:47:24.610
No, there's some kind of spice there. The worst

00:47:24.610 --> 00:47:29.110
beer did come from this company. Here we go.

00:47:29.150 --> 00:47:34.150
Podcast. Just wrong. Maybe make sure if you have

00:47:34.150 --> 00:47:38.469
this North Coast Brewing Company Brother Thelonious

00:47:38.469 --> 00:47:42.539
Belgian Style Abbey Ale. That you make sure that

00:47:42.539 --> 00:47:45.639
it's colder than what I could achieve before

00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:52.460
this show. Come on, load. Load. Load yourself.

00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.599
Well, it's not showing me the thumbnails. Come

00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:58.420
on, Google. Which one are you looking at? I'm

00:47:58.420 --> 00:47:59.579
trying to find the one that you were talking

00:47:59.579 --> 00:48:01.940
about. Yeah, but, oh, so you're looking at our

00:48:01.940 --> 00:48:06.150
show. Yeah, see, when I do. The show notes, I

00:48:06.150 --> 00:48:08.429
keep behind the pictures for everyone that we

00:48:08.429 --> 00:48:10.750
do that I put into the show notes. I'm so proud

00:48:10.750 --> 00:48:15.349
of you. It's not Black Butte. No. It's not the

00:48:15.349 --> 00:48:23.289
Black Quad. No. Not the Shoots. Nope. Definitely

00:48:23.289 --> 00:48:28.150
not Jemay. Lord, no. Not Founders. Not Full Grown.

00:48:29.570 --> 00:48:32.909
Horny Monk. Oh, my gosh. I think that's it. I

00:48:32.909 --> 00:48:36.829
think that's it. Let's see. Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:39.969
I don't think it's that one either. Let me check.

00:48:42.630 --> 00:48:48.050
I really do need to get a feed from our computers

00:48:48.050 --> 00:48:50.889
into this thing because I just need you to see

00:48:50.889 --> 00:48:53.289
some of these pictures. No, it's not Horny Monk.

00:48:53.289 --> 00:48:55.849
Because Horny Monk is funny. It's not the one

00:48:55.849 --> 00:49:01.210
that we're talking about. No, Jeremiah's. Oh,

00:49:01.210 --> 00:49:04.570
it's not real. Reverend. There it is, Reverend.

00:49:04.929 --> 00:49:12.449
Yes, the Reverend. I'm going to be very specific

00:49:12.449 --> 00:49:17.630
in what I type in this time. Oh, no. Oh, you

00:49:17.630 --> 00:49:21.090
said you turned it off. I did. I turned off my

00:49:21.090 --> 00:49:26.849
iPad. I did not turn off my phone, which is a

00:49:26.849 --> 00:49:30.440
mistake. There you go. Yeah, the reverend. The

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:35.119
reverend. I mean, okay, I know, I know, I know

00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:41.119
that what they're going for is, like, it is old

00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:47.179
man or old, like, old reverend with praying hands,

00:49:47.420 --> 00:49:50.300
like, hold on. Yeah, but he just looks like he's

00:49:50.300 --> 00:49:56.519
going to kill you. He's got, like, Jeffrey Epstein

00:49:56.519 --> 00:50:04.429
intentions on his face. Yeah. There's a much

00:50:04.429 --> 00:50:08.829
better, like guys, like hello boys and girls

00:50:08.829 --> 00:50:13.170
that there's nothing. Nope. Nope. If you walk

00:50:13.170 --> 00:50:15.429
into a church and you see that kind of dude,

00:50:15.530 --> 00:50:19.969
get out, just run for your life. Run for your

00:50:19.969 --> 00:50:26.090
lives. I just, I don't like showing me the preview.

00:50:26.190 --> 00:50:30.159
I don't like it's, Before you put something on

00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:34.099
a can that you're going to send out to people,

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:37.840
there are people that see what's going to go

00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:40.820
on the can, and somebody saw that and was like,

00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:43.800
that's what we're going for. I'll borrow from

00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.860
a lady on YouTube. I don't remember her name.

00:50:46.579 --> 00:50:50.260
One 13 -year -old boy is all it would have took

00:50:50.260 --> 00:50:54.079
to avoid that. You just need somebody who's like,

00:50:54.219 --> 00:50:58.420
that looks really creepy. And maybe that's what

00:50:58.420 --> 00:51:00.699
they were going for. I remember not liking it

00:51:00.699 --> 00:51:06.199
very much. But maybe that's because I couldn't

00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:08.119
get the image out of my head while I was drinking

00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:16.420
it. I'm verklempt. I'm on the Brother Thelonious

00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:19.739
monk page here for the beer. And if you scroll

00:51:19.739 --> 00:51:22.949
down far enough, it says. The sweet and luscious

00:51:22.949 --> 00:51:28.190
flavors of candy nuts reel you in on the first

00:51:28.190 --> 00:51:35.090
sip. Liars! Don't do that. Liar! We could be

00:51:35.090 --> 00:51:39.489
very useful to a beer marketing team, I feel

00:51:39.489 --> 00:51:46.809
like. Oh, yeah. The beer and gear consulting

00:51:46.809 --> 00:51:53.360
group. but for serious for serious so oh gosh

00:51:53.360 --> 00:52:04.440
there's something orange peely nutmeggy type

00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:09.500
of spice okay I agree with the nutmeg like I

00:52:09.500 --> 00:52:12.619
don't know that I the only thing that I taste

00:52:12.619 --> 00:52:17.880
inside of orange peel and not like again There's

00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:21.079
a distinction between orange and orange peel.

00:52:21.260 --> 00:52:23.019
And if you don't know that distinction, you're

00:52:23.019 --> 00:52:25.420
not going to get this. Go bite into an orange.

00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:31.519
Maybe the orange peely is the separation that

00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:34.960
I'm tasting between these things. But the nutmeg

00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:41.000
is a very... I wouldn't say subtle. It's not

00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:45.179
the predominant flavor, but it's just there.

00:52:46.949 --> 00:52:50.269
And unmistakably there that it makes it... I

00:52:50.269 --> 00:52:57.989
don't know. Chris. Yeah, I got nothing. I'm sorry.

00:52:59.150 --> 00:53:02.150
I'm just trying to see if they had anything else

00:53:02.150 --> 00:53:05.730
on the site that would kind of... Justify this.

00:53:06.150 --> 00:53:11.269
Redeem them. I see a bunch of IPAs, which is

00:53:11.269 --> 00:53:15.219
a no -go. I will say there were other... north

00:53:15.219 --> 00:53:19.639
coast there's one called at prankster world market

00:53:19.639 --> 00:53:21.739
which is turning into one of our places to go

00:53:21.739 --> 00:53:23.480
especially when it comes to like we're trying

00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:26.320
to find a beer that we don't yeah i mean we live

00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:29.039
in east texas so they're just they're not a lot

00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:32.199
of places that's gonna have a i don't know i

00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:34.699
shouldn't say that oh okay there are not a lot

00:53:34.699 --> 00:53:36.219
of places that are gonna have things that aren't

00:53:36.219 --> 00:53:40.539
ipas that are random i think i found one that

00:53:40.539 --> 00:53:46.909
maybe maybe could redeem them. It's a stout,

00:53:46.929 --> 00:53:53.070
and it is dark. I don't trust you with anything,

00:53:53.329 --> 00:53:57.550
North Coast. It's a little high on the IBU. It's

00:53:57.550 --> 00:54:04.269
a 53, and it's only 5 .4%. It is a Dublin dry

00:54:04.269 --> 00:54:09.710
stout. I'd be willing to give it a chance, but

00:54:09.710 --> 00:54:11.469
if that's strike number three, I think you're

00:54:11.469 --> 00:54:15.280
out. yeah for sure you're out yeah if you can't

00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:16.780
pull it off you're giving him one more strike

00:54:16.780 --> 00:54:19.219
than i'm gonna give him like i'm not i'm i'm

00:54:19.219 --> 00:54:21.679
not trying to foul out here well i see a stout

00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.039
and i'm like okay you're you're you're talking

00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:31.559
to me but you're on thin ice when you play baseball

00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:33.659
you know that you're not supposed to bunt on

00:54:33.659 --> 00:54:36.420
third strike like you just you don't bunt on

00:54:36.420 --> 00:54:40.050
third strike no um there's too many opportunities

00:54:40.050 --> 00:54:45.050
for things to go wrong um you i've never wanted

00:54:45.050 --> 00:54:49.389
to bunt so much on a third beer like i'm not

00:54:49.389 --> 00:54:51.050
i'm not willing to give you like i will give

00:54:51.050 --> 00:54:54.969
you like half of like if do you have little bottles

00:54:54.969 --> 00:54:57.809
because this is too much airplane bottles like

00:54:57.809 --> 00:54:59.849
airplane bottles do you have airplane bottles

00:54:59.849 --> 00:55:02.289
but you have like the travel side size bottles

00:55:02.289 --> 00:55:05.250
of beer because i'm not really i'm not i'm not

00:55:05.250 --> 00:55:08.889
going for no you're uh this is messing with me

00:55:09.619 --> 00:55:11.659
I'm going to finish it because again, I don't

00:55:11.659 --> 00:55:13.659
quit on a beer and I still don't know where to

00:55:13.659 --> 00:55:17.880
look with the camera. Cause I'm all like, I'm

00:55:17.880 --> 00:55:20.840
down here. I'm over here. Sometimes I'm up here

00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:23.579
and I'm like, where, where, where, where's, where's

00:55:23.579 --> 00:55:25.559
my camera? Where's my view? It's right there.

00:55:26.039 --> 00:55:29.380
Yeah. But I mean, I don't, I don't know how to,

00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:32.780
yes. And I need my camera like over there. Yes.

00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:35.460
We'll work on that. And I need your camera like

00:55:35.460 --> 00:55:36.780
right here and I got to make sure I don't bump

00:55:36.780 --> 00:55:39.789
your camera. Yes. We will work on that because

00:55:39.789 --> 00:55:43.329
I do want you to look at me. In the camera and

00:55:43.329 --> 00:55:45.889
at you. But also. I think you need to wear the

00:55:45.889 --> 00:55:47.909
camera on your head. You need to stop looking

00:55:47.909 --> 00:55:52.510
up at it because. But the TV. It's like going

00:55:52.510 --> 00:55:54.250
to the Cowboys game. I don't know where to look.

00:55:54.769 --> 00:55:57.070
I paid for this football game, but there's this

00:55:57.070 --> 00:56:00.789
giant TV and I'm like, I'm mesmerized. There

00:56:00.789 --> 00:56:07.030
are people. Bigger. than they are in real life

00:56:07.030 --> 00:56:10.769
on that screen. Sure. So it's hard not to look

00:56:10.769 --> 00:56:13.630
at it to try to figure out what's going on. But

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:18.190
also, that kind of defeats the purpose of being

00:56:18.190 --> 00:56:20.730
there. Correct. Yeah, that's what drives me insane

00:56:20.730 --> 00:56:23.269
is I'm here to watch the football game, not your

00:56:23.269 --> 00:56:28.670
TV, Jerry. Yeah, I mean. Come on, Jerry. I would

00:56:28.670 --> 00:56:31.309
say the same thing about baseball, but honestly.

00:56:32.460 --> 00:56:35.139
Baseball is a different thing. I want to see

00:56:35.139 --> 00:56:38.079
things like you're looking at the whole field.

00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:40.179
Okay, we're not going to get into this right

00:56:40.179 --> 00:56:46.280
now, but I'm a baseball fan, and I think that

00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:48.360
there are more things happening on the field

00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:54.019
than they show on the limited view that they

00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:58.039
can do on a TV. So going to a baseball game is

00:56:58.039 --> 00:57:00.639
different in my mind, and I understand if you

00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:02.690
don't think so. I understand if you're like,

00:57:02.789 --> 00:57:07.150
this is the slowest game ever. I don't agree

00:57:07.150 --> 00:57:09.989
with you. People are playing golf, and they hit

00:57:09.989 --> 00:57:12.030
the ball, and then they walk for a long time.

00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:14.750
And there are things that are happening every

00:57:14.750 --> 00:57:16.550
pitch, and I understand you don't understand

00:57:16.550 --> 00:57:19.030
what they are or you don't care what they are.

00:57:19.510 --> 00:57:21.809
All of that makes sense. I'm not requiring you

00:57:21.809 --> 00:57:25.849
to be a baseball fan. But if I hear one more

00:57:25.849 --> 00:57:28.369
person say that baseball is not a sport, I am

00:57:28.369 --> 00:57:38.510
going to lose it. I agree. It's not football.

00:57:38.670 --> 00:57:42.550
You're not going to risk bodily injury every

00:57:42.550 --> 00:57:47.090
single time you go out there, but I don't think

00:57:47.090 --> 00:57:50.590
you've been hit with a 95 -mile -an -hour fastball

00:57:50.590 --> 00:57:53.789
either. And I don't want to be either. No, who

00:57:53.789 --> 00:57:58.210
does? Nobody does. They're not wearing pads.

00:57:58.469 --> 00:58:01.369
They wear that little helmet. Yep. And now they've

00:58:01.369 --> 00:58:03.329
got the little mouth guard to make sure that

00:58:03.329 --> 00:58:06.269
they don't lose their face. Thank you, Giancarlo

00:58:06.269 --> 00:58:07.690
Stanton. That little extra piece of plastic.

00:58:07.949 --> 00:58:11.530
Yeah. It knocks the helmet out of the way when

00:58:11.530 --> 00:58:16.170
a 98 mile an hour fastball hits them. Yes. They're

00:58:16.170 --> 00:58:18.690
still going home with their teeth in a bag. Yeah,

00:58:18.710 --> 00:58:20.929
they are. And about the only other protective...

00:58:22.250 --> 00:58:25.230
obviously other than the catcher is the batter

00:58:25.230 --> 00:58:27.989
might have a, well, there's cups. We're all wearing

00:58:27.989 --> 00:58:30.469
cups and you know why? Cause if that ball hits

00:58:30.469 --> 00:58:33.829
you in the nuts, you're done. You're done. You

00:58:33.829 --> 00:58:37.190
done screwed up a Ron. Um, no, I was going to

00:58:37.190 --> 00:58:40.230
say sometimes if you have a tendency to foul

00:58:40.230 --> 00:58:42.750
it off low, you'll see the guys that wear the

00:58:42.750 --> 00:58:45.230
shin and the upper foot guard. I, there's a lot

00:58:45.230 --> 00:58:47.710
of guys like they're way more guys that wear

00:58:47.710 --> 00:58:51.460
those than, Oh, and. My son played a little league,

00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:54.139
so I've got to give the shout out to the, um,

00:58:54.260 --> 00:58:59.760
the oven mitt sliding glove. Um, so we, we played

00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:03.699
in arcade, played in a couple different teams

00:59:03.699 --> 00:59:06.980
and a few of the guys had, um, evidently their

00:59:06.980 --> 00:59:09.820
parents had money to burn cause they would buy

00:59:09.820 --> 00:59:13.820
them sliding, uh, mitts. And when you're a professional

00:59:13.820 --> 00:59:16.559
baseball player and you are stealing bases, if

00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:18.820
you're not stealing bases, I don't understand

00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:20.719
why you would have a sliding mitt. But if you

00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:24.500
are stealing bases, it makes total sense because

00:59:24.500 --> 00:59:28.519
these guys play with metal spikes and they will

00:59:28.519 --> 00:59:32.500
come down on your hand and then you're done for

00:59:32.500 --> 00:59:35.659
a while while your hand heals from being crushed

00:59:35.659 --> 00:59:39.460
by metal spikes. Yes. And you've got to slide

00:59:39.460 --> 00:59:42.920
and touch the bag. And if you dislocate your

00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:44.940
finger, that messes with a lot of different things.

00:59:45.739 --> 00:59:49.059
It's a game where you use your hands a lot. Sorry,

00:59:49.099 --> 00:59:53.139
I'm bourbon all over the place. Goodness. It's

00:59:53.139 --> 00:59:55.739
like my digestive system is like, what kind of

00:59:55.739 --> 01:00:00.440
beer are you drinking? Stop drinking. But what's

01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:03.320
really funny is watching Little Leaguers buy

01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:08.579
sliding mitts when they're not legally allowed

01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:13.159
to slide with their hands first. Yeah. They have

01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:16.960
to slide feet first in order to not. injure themselves

01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.360
correct and they all come out with these batting

01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:21.139
gloves on and they've got to like get time out

01:00:21.139 --> 01:00:23.219
at first while they put their uh or not batting

01:00:23.219 --> 01:00:25.719
glove their sliding glove on um they've got to

01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:27.800
call time out at first while they take their

01:00:27.800 --> 01:00:29.699
batting glove off and put their sliding glove

01:00:29.699 --> 01:00:33.800
on time and lori's favorite thing when kade was

01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:38.460
um playing the league was she really wanted every

01:00:38.460 --> 01:00:43.539
game to run out there with a uh Yes. To give

01:00:43.539 --> 01:00:45.539
him because it's hilarious. That would be amazing.

01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:50.619
That would be amazing. That truly would be amazing.

01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:52.780
I don't remember what all we were talking about

01:00:52.780 --> 01:00:54.400
with baseball. I don't know. It was very important

01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:57.119
there for a minute. Yeah, I don't know how we

01:00:57.119 --> 01:00:59.119
got on that. And I guess I've honestly never

01:00:59.119 --> 01:01:02.619
seen the sliding mitt until right now looking

01:01:02.619 --> 01:01:06.280
at the page. You've never seen any sliding mitt?

01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:10.789
I would say no. Never have. Watch. Baseball?

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:16.449
No. Okay. No, I don't. There's an SNL reference

01:01:16.449 --> 01:01:21.349
if anybody gets it. No. No, I don't. I got it.

01:01:21.989 --> 01:01:27.449
Do you have anything to add? No. No, I don't.

01:01:28.469 --> 01:01:32.329
It's the Bee Gees Brothers. SNL. Well, yeah.

01:01:32.610 --> 01:01:36.070
For those who know, if you know, you know. It's

01:01:36.070 --> 01:01:37.650
an inside joke. And if you don't, you don't.

01:01:38.500 --> 01:01:42.639
Apparently, yes. No, honestly, having gone to

01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:47.340
watch a game in Arlington and watched some on

01:01:47.340 --> 01:01:50.619
TV, I don't know that I've – maybe I've seen

01:01:50.619 --> 01:01:54.320
it and not realized it, but I'm looking at this

01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:55.800
and I'm going, I don't think I've ever seen this

01:01:55.800 --> 01:01:59.260
before. If you're not looking for it, then it

01:01:59.260 --> 01:02:01.039
wouldn't be something that really stands out

01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:05.349
at you because – Um, really the only guys in,

01:02:05.369 --> 01:02:07.289
in the major leagues that wear them right now,

01:02:07.329 --> 01:02:09.630
I feel like are guys that like they're trying

01:02:09.630 --> 01:02:13.250
to steal and it makes total sense. Like they're

01:02:13.250 --> 01:02:15.369
the number of times that guys that are stealing

01:02:15.369 --> 01:02:18.489
all the time, like the, the really fast dudes,

01:02:18.550 --> 01:02:21.829
the guys that are, are, as they call it a threat

01:02:21.829 --> 01:02:25.449
on the bases, they're sliding in and they are

01:02:25.449 --> 01:02:31.469
like trying to touch the bag as deceptively or

01:02:31.469 --> 01:02:36.119
as like, barely as they can whatever the word

01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.460
that you would use there is and they're trying

01:02:38.460 --> 01:02:41.940
to touch it while somebody is coming down on

01:02:41.940 --> 01:02:44.840
them with the ball and a lot of times it's with

01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:47.619
their foot yep sometimes it's with their hand

01:02:47.619 --> 01:02:50.579
and that would be nice i miss the days where

01:02:50.579 --> 01:02:52.079
they were just hitting you hard with the ball

01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:58.059
like these it used to be that the um guys playing

01:02:58.059 --> 01:03:01.860
you know second or short stop or third Had to

01:03:01.860 --> 01:03:04.840
worry about getting spiked because the runner

01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.199
would come in with their cleats up. Yep. And

01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:10.260
they still do that. But, like, that was the worst.

01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:13.019
But can you imagine, like, getting cleated in

01:03:13.019 --> 01:03:16.519
the ankle or the shin is really painful. It's

01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:18.800
not, like, that's nothing to be messed with.

01:03:18.980 --> 01:03:22.000
But coming down on somebody's hand with your

01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:29.320
cleats? Meat grinder. I just feel like there's

01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.139
surgeries involved. Could be for sure, yeah.

01:03:32.659 --> 01:03:37.920
Not band -aids, not stitches like surgeries.

01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:40.219
We're going to try to put your fingers back together

01:03:40.219 --> 01:03:46.739
now. So I would say, since we're on the sports

01:03:46.739 --> 01:03:51.980
kick, the one sport that I've come to enjoy watching

01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:56.840
in person, I can't watch it on TV, is hockey.

01:03:58.460 --> 01:04:01.820
Why can't you watch it on TV? It's quite boring

01:04:01.820 --> 01:04:05.599
on TV. There's something about being there and

01:04:05.599 --> 01:04:10.300
the camaraderie with the people in the arena.

01:04:10.739 --> 01:04:14.320
And you can see all the ice. And so you can see

01:04:14.320 --> 01:04:17.159
all the things that are going on that aren't

01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:19.880
necessarily seen on TV and the way that you can

01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:24.940
observe, the way that they substitute. It is

01:04:24.940 --> 01:04:27.619
funny, you saying that, the number of times that

01:04:27.619 --> 01:04:30.960
I've watched TV or watched... I don't watch hockey

01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:35.920
on TV. I don't watch hockey. We live in Texas.

01:04:36.619 --> 01:04:41.579
Sorry. It's not the favorite sport. But the number

01:04:41.579 --> 01:04:44.420
of times that I have watched and been like, I

01:04:44.420 --> 01:04:46.400
know that they're making line changes, but you

01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:49.539
never see it happen because that's not what the

01:04:49.539 --> 01:04:58.659
TV or the camera is following. That was an awkward

01:04:58.659 --> 01:05:05.420
pause. I was like, no. Yes. Yeah, but see, when

01:05:05.420 --> 01:05:07.400
you're there, you can actually see the line change

01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:10.179
happen. You can see the guys literally jump over

01:05:10.179 --> 01:05:13.420
the wall, skate out, and the guy's coming off

01:05:13.420 --> 01:05:18.079
while the game is still being played. It's interesting

01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:21.500
to see. Man, I grew up in the 90s in Dallas.

01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.340
I remember when all of a sudden we had the stars

01:05:26.340 --> 01:05:29.179
and they were not bad. No, they weren't. And

01:05:29.179 --> 01:05:33.480
then they got a Stanley cup. Yeah. Like I, I

01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:39.539
rollerbladed. Ooh, I had a watch out in line

01:05:39.539 --> 01:05:42.659
skate. I had inline skates. I was shooting that

01:05:42.659 --> 01:05:45.699
little ball and we had the, we had the puck that

01:05:45.699 --> 01:05:50.320
had the like balls on the, yeah, whatever. That

01:05:50.320 --> 01:05:52.329
thing didn't work. I don't know if that's made

01:05:52.329 --> 01:05:54.590
for something other than the asphalt that I grew

01:05:54.590 --> 01:05:57.690
up on, but like the racquetball that was harder.

01:05:57.889 --> 01:06:02.710
Yes. The little plastic ball, like that thing,

01:06:02.750 --> 01:06:06.550
number one, ow. Yes. Because we didn't play with

01:06:06.550 --> 01:06:11.630
pads. We played with sticks and we were in Texas,

01:06:11.670 --> 01:06:15.710
so we had our shirts off. Shirts versus skins?

01:06:16.300 --> 01:06:18.480
No, like everybody had their, you have to remember

01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:20.420
who's on your team. Like if you're playing in

01:06:20.420 --> 01:06:22.119
your neighborhood, I lived in a cul -de -sac.

01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:23.719
That's true. If you're playing in your neighborhood,

01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:25.420
like you got to remember who's on your team.

01:06:25.500 --> 01:06:28.460
And so you just took your shirt off and you were

01:06:28.460 --> 01:06:34.079
playing in shorts, no pads, skates, and you had

01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:43.960
your, oh my gosh. Who's the, George Brett, like.

01:06:44.059 --> 01:06:46.860
Yeah, Brett. Stick. Brett Hall. Brett Hull. George

01:06:46.860 --> 01:06:50.159
Brett. George Brett's baseball. Pine tar. Oh,

01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:56.960
my gosh. Sorry. Sorry. Brett Hull. I'm not a

01:06:56.960 --> 01:07:01.940
hockey fan. He's had one too many, folks. Does

01:07:01.940 --> 01:07:09.059
this count? Yes, it counts. I don't. Did you

01:07:09.059 --> 01:07:12.099
finish it? I did finish it. Oh, you beat me.

01:07:13.869 --> 01:07:16.909
I'm on the tail end. Well, I just was really

01:07:16.909 --> 01:07:19.849
excited that it wasn't all head at some point.

01:07:19.869 --> 01:07:23.769
And so I drink it. Also, I feel like it feels

01:07:23.769 --> 01:07:26.349
like it takes a lot longer out of the big mugs.

01:07:26.750 --> 01:07:28.829
Yeah. For those of y 'all that haven't, like,

01:07:28.969 --> 01:07:32.949
we haven't done video. So, like, this is the

01:07:32.949 --> 01:07:35.329
mug that we're talking about. The mug du jour.

01:07:35.429 --> 01:07:40.420
It is enormous. yes i have one just like it it

01:07:40.420 --> 01:07:43.900
is massive and when we say you can pour like

01:07:43.900 --> 01:07:48.000
a 16 ounce bottle in it and it is it doesn't

01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:51.019
look like i think you can get 20 to 24 ounces

01:07:51.019 --> 01:07:53.039
in here it's like right over the ridges like

01:07:53.039 --> 01:07:54.960
when you pour a 16 ounce like right here yeah

01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:57.420
maybe a little right there yeah this is this

01:07:57.420 --> 01:08:01.000
is way more than a pint they come they kind of

01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:06.719
beat you to it awesome no like this is a pint

01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:12.960
That thing is way bigger than a pint. That's

01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:18.220
not a pint. Isn't a pint 16? I really thought

01:08:18.220 --> 01:08:27.800
that this was a 16 ounce. Maybe. Maybe. Anyway.

01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:29.600
It's more than an 8, so it's more than a cup.

01:08:30.340 --> 01:08:35.000
It's not 12. That's got to be a 16. Are you thinking

01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:38.260
that's smaller? Maybe it's 16. I don't know.

01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:44.399
I don't know. I'm not good with math. I'm not

01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:52.260
good at estimating. Well. Incoming. It was a

01:08:52.260 --> 01:08:54.840
good show. I hope that this shows. Oh, my gosh.

01:08:55.979 --> 01:08:58.699
Somebody had to do it at some point. At some

01:08:58.699 --> 01:09:00.659
point, for sure. Hey, everybody took us like

01:09:00.659 --> 01:09:03.800
53, 54 shows for that to officially happen. I

01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:07.260
mean, I can't believe that I didn't have it on

01:09:07.260 --> 01:09:10.680
you that entire time. Really, really, really

01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:16.100
sad. Plausible deniability. Sure. I don't know

01:09:16.100 --> 01:09:20.079
where that burp came from. Who did that? What'd

01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:26.340
you do? The hope here is that we have put this

01:09:26.340 --> 01:09:28.800
somewhere where you can see it, and it'll be

01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:30.699
YouTube. It'll end up on the YouTube channel,

01:09:30.779 --> 01:09:32.619
yeah. Just letting you know, but the audio should

01:09:32.619 --> 01:09:35.020
be everywhere. Boy, the folks who finally see

01:09:35.020 --> 01:09:37.000
us on YouTube are going to be so disappointed.

01:09:38.450 --> 01:09:41.390
Like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry that I spent this

01:09:41.390 --> 01:09:43.630
much time listening to these guys. I've watched

01:09:43.630 --> 01:09:47.810
these goobers. This is, that was a lot. Yeah.

01:09:48.949 --> 01:09:53.829
All right. Well, see you everybody. See you,

01:09:53.850 --> 01:10:18.319
Chris. My podcast stinks compared to these guys.

01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:20.760
I gotta tell you, these guys do an incredible

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:21.260
job.