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Hey, Chris, how we doing? Good. How you doing,

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John? I'm tired. I was going to say I was doing

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all right, but I'm tired. It's fine. It's not

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a big deal. You can be tired and good. Hey, why

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don't you give us the saga of the pretzels over

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there? So disappointed and fresh. I mean, come

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on, guys. I mean, I know it's not Walmart. Yeah,

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it's not. I get a lot of people coming to Tyler

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that I, you know, rave about Tyler because I

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love Tyler. And they're like, man, this place

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is great. You're right. Where's the H -E -B?

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I was like, oh, I don't know how to tell you

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this. You came to the wrong town. That's not

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going to happen. And, you know, most of the time

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I'm fine with Berkshires and their fancy, fresh,

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whatever. But, like, every once in a while you're

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like, why don't we have normal pretzels? Texas

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people just like H -E -B. Yeah, a lot. Yeah,

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so you go and you're like getting some beers

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for the show and some pretzels would be nice

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to do again. Yeah. And no. No, we're not doing

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that. All I wanted was just simple rolled gold,

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the little twists. That's it. Mm -hmm. No. No,

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no. Cheddar. Instead. Garlic parmesan. That's

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it. Not even the sticks. I would have accepted

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the sticks. Instead, I ended up with garlic parmesan,

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and that's okay. Okay, I got to... It's very

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much like the one that we were talking about

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before we started. Dots. The dots. They look

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like dots. They kind of taste like dots, too.

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Yeah, they're like totally... That is a lot of

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garlic parmesan. We are going to be keeping the

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vampires away, baby. I don't think I'm going

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to be allowed to kiss my wife here. Yikes. Yeah.

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So what are we drinking? I went all dark. So

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we have the Founders. I guess this is about as

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light as it's going to get, the PM Porter. That's

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as light as it's going to get. But then we have

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four of the Breakfast Out. What I actually started

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off with is I was looking at just the Breakfast

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Out, and it's like, okay, so you'll give me four

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for $10. And then I go look at the make, pick

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your, your six and the breakfast out is there.

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I'm like, Oh, so I can just pick six of those

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and get six for 10 or I can buy just the breakfast

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out and have four for 10. Okay. I'll take all

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six. That seems like a no brainer, but there

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was only four on the shelf and it was like, okay,

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I'll finish it off with the porter. Fine. So,

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Well, there you go. I know we've had breakfast

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out on the show, and I'm pretty confident we've

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had Porter on the show, so I don't think we're

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introducing anything new. I don't think so either,

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but you should still read the blurb. The breakfast

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out says, coffee lovers, this one's for you.

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Brewed with an abundance of, oh, flaked oats

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and two types of coffee and chocolate. Really?

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This stout. has an intense fresh roasted java

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java nose with i promise it's good breakfast

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inspired flavors of chocolate and caramelized

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sugar for just the right amount of sweetness

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sorry these letters are all capitalized and they're

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really tall but really skinny i'm having a hard

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time reading it no i like i've had this before

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i know that i like it it's just um that was really

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hard to read Well, I'm not going to try to read

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off the bottle for the same thing. They're making

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me feel like I have old man eyes again. I mean,

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we kind of do. I pulled it up off the website.

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Oh, look at you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the

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Founders PM Porter. Robust and silky smooth.

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Sure. Yep. Pouring silky black with a creamy

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tan head, Porter gives off mild aromas of roasted

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coffee and dark chocolate, complemented by low

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bitterness in a medium body. The nose is sweet

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with strong chocolate and a caramel malt presence

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creating a graham cracker sweetness that needs

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to be tasted to be believed. I feel like we like

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chocolate. I like chocolate, but not typically

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the dark chocolate. No, me neither. You give

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me milk chocolate all day. All day long. Come

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on with the Reese's. I'm like, why are we trying

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to? No, it's milk chocolate. Yeah. With peanut

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butter. Correct. And I'm in. And we're done.

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Yeah. Yep. So there you go. Why do they keep

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trying to make different things? People just

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try to be creative. I guess so. Once you get

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the right combination, just stop. Kind of like

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Dr. Pepper. Yeah. No. Those 23 flavors, man.

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Stop. No cherry. No Dr. Thunder. No coconut.

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No. No nothing. Stop trying to make it zero calorie.

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Yeah. Don't do it. If you're having a problem,

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just drink less. Stop messing with me. Just lean

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in and drink, man. Just lean in. It's non -alcoholic.

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Yeah. May turn you into a diabetic. Maybe. But

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just lean in. So, I am going. Diabetes is just

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weakness leaving your body. I don't think my

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wife would agree with that. Yeah, sorry about

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that. I feel like I just offended a lot of people.

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Well. Yeah, we need to open these. Did you bring...

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There it is. Yep, go ahead. Thanks, man. That's

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a good one. Mm -hmm. Now we get the goat milk.

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Mm -hmm. Boom. Oh, that is so dark. I mean, even

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the head is dark. That's crazy. Yeah. Here we

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go. I'm just... We're really good at this ASMR

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thing. Is it ASMR? ASMR, yeah. Anyway. Gosh.

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Hey, cheers. I'm sorry. I had to take in a deep

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breath. It's good. It's good. Cheers. So you're...

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Wait, you're drinking the porter. No, this is...

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You did the breakfast out too? Breakfast out.

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Okay, so we're both doing the breakfast out.

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I'm actually probably about to pour the second

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one in. Okay. Let that head go down a little

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bit. I'm going to do this one and then I'm going

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to do the other one. I'll drink the porter at

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home. Okay. For the trifecta. There you go. All

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right, cheers. Bless it. Mm -hmm. That is good.

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That is good. Not too shabby. Yeah. So glad I

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ran into that one on the trip to Georgia. Oh.

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Don't worry. We've got a battery backup. Okay.

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And we're not doing live. No, we're not. Well.

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Would you like to hear some of the debacle of

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Ive? Yes, I would love to hear what was going

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on because I got text messages from you. I was

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trying to follow, but I'm going to admit it was

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a little bit hard to know exactly what you were

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talking about. Technically, it worked. Okay.

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But only if you use Podcast Addict. Interesting.

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I have been very frustrated with RSS .com support.

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Okay. Their first answer was... Figure it out.

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And it's like, no, no, no, hold up. I'm an actual

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paying customer. Yeah. I'm not on a free service

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here and expecting you to help me. Yeah. Like

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we, we pay, excuse me. We very rarely ask you

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for anything. Yeah. And we're going to ask right

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now. So let's figure this out. And so eventually

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they're like, okay, send us your configurations.

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And so I send it to him and I haven't heard a

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thing. Really? Nothing. I showed them all my

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config for Icecast. I showed them my config for

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Butt, B -U -T -T, broadcast using this tool.

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So get your minds out of the gutter. Wow. No,

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they just went there. They went there. Again,

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they leaned in and went for it. So I had those

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working and then was trying to do. The live configuration

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in rss .com. Oh, we still got the Cheez -Its.

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I was testing them to see. They're just a little

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bit stale. They're not like fully stale. It still

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eats. It really does. Man, we've got a smorgasbord

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here tonight. So, but trying to get it set up.

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Okay, it's a little more stale than I wanted

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to get it for. Okay. So, showed them my configuration

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within rss .com. So, I've just been plugging

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away at it, plugging away at it, plugging away

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at it. And eventually got it to where from the

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laptop in front of me running Icecast and Butt,

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I was able to get a live stream out to Podcast

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Addict. Okay. Now the notifications hit other

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podcast apps of, hey, we're live. I was seeing

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that in Fountain and I was seeing that in Guru.

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But when I would click onto those, it was timing

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out and would never connect. And so what I think

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is happening there, and I haven't heard back

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from those developers yet because I emailed them,

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I think they want an actual signed certificate

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because Icecast does not offer a signed certificate.

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It's just HTTP. And I believe, for whatever reason,

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Podcast Attic is like, yeah, okay, I'll take

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this. Just go. It's a stream. So I was able to

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do it and talk about a 15 to 20 second delay.

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it's like okay that's fine it's got to get through

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it's got a buffer and it's got to get out to

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where it's going and so i was literally talking

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to myself going like i okay i have some type

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of live going and just kind of said a couple

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times hey if anybody's hearing this send me an

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email i'll know you're hearing it yeah no emails

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none so um so anyways it was like okay i think

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it's a certificate issue let's try to figure

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that out And then that's when I got to looking

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at what I would need to do. And it's like, okay,

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throwing Windows out and grabbed a little Dell,

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put Linux Mint on it to discover that all of

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the Linux -based instructions are based on Ubuntu.

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Linux Mint is a derivative of Ubuntu, but apparently

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not close enough. Interesting. So I got into

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it, and then it was just all kinds of... bad

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and you're getting errors that are nondescript

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and then you go do a google search and there's

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no hits on the error chris you you went like

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full geek oh i'm not done yet oh there's still

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more the nerd is like but wait there's strong

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with this one that's a lot this is the nerd nom

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yeah cranking it up it is fully turned so it's

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like okay i'll buy i'll download ubuntu i got

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ubuntu on I got IceCast on, was running butt

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off of here. Yeah, I know. But that worked. Again,

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only to Podcast Addict. Only to Podcast Addict.

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Only to Podcast Addict. It's like, okay, so now

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what do I need to do for certificates? And then

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I start going down the rabbit hole of NGINX.

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I don't know if you've ever heard of that or

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not. Basically, it's a web server that I would

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give the certificate, and then it would reverse

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proxy to IceCast. on its port with no certificate

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necessary. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So running down

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that, um, Hey, this website's not doing it right.

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So I'm going to kind of, I'm going to put a website

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in the middle, man in the middle. Uh, so got

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that working internally, but still couldn't get

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anything out. And so I started doing some tweaking

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and then finally, Tried it again, and then now

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it stopped working with Podcast Addict, and instead

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it's throwing me in an error of can't connect

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to 127 .0 .0 .1. I'm like, where are you trying

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to hit a loopback? Yeah, why are we? Nothing

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in my configuration says anything about a loopback.

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So at that point, I'm just like, okay, I'm stopping

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for the moment. Got to come back to this one.

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Yeah, so what I'm ultimately realizing is I wish

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I had another IP address. Because I need to,

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in order to get the certificate going with CertBot

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to do the free let's encrypt certificates, you

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need to have port 80 open. I'm like, well, I

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could technically redirect all of port 80 to

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this computer, but that's going to break some

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stuff. Because now everything port 80 coming

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in is going over there, and I don't need that.

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So I wish I had a second IP, and I could expressly

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point that IP. to Nginx to get what I need. So

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I've got to figure out what I'm going to do there.

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And then all the instructions that I was using

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were based off of Ubuntu server. So I'm going

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to try one more time. I'm going to download Ubuntu

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server. I'm going to start all over again and

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see where this ends up. You know, Unify makes

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a little wireless antenna. Not wireless antenna.

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What am I trying to say? You're thinking cellular?

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Yeah, cellular antenna. Yeah. You could run a

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different IP off of that. Yeah, and what I would

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have to do, which I was already trying to do.

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Oh, that's one thing I forgot. Even geekier.

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So since you have a home connection. I love that

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you just did a fist pump. So when you have a

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home connection, you don't have a static address.

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No, you don't. And you never know when it's going

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to change. No. Power outage is a high probability,

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but you never know. So you go do, you set up

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dynamic DNS. That's the best you got. And with

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Unify, you can go into your UDM and you could

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link it up to a whole bunch of different dynamic

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DNS. So I do that. The Linux device translates

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DNS properly. Every single Windows PC I've tried

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it on. does not translate the DNS properly, and

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I'm getting some 38 dot whatever address. So

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I ran down that rabbit hole for so long that

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I was almost bald. Have you tried it on a Mac?

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I haven't tried it on a Mac, but I know what

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it does on Linux. But what's crazy is I went

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to a PC off my network. Yeah. When it worked,

00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:54.580
the same 38 address. And I'm like, what in the

00:15:54.580 --> 00:15:57.259
world is going on? Yeah, guys. This does not

00:15:57.259 --> 00:16:00.450
make sense. There's something defaulting there

00:16:00.450 --> 00:16:02.950
that doesn't seem... Correct. So where this gets

00:16:02.950 --> 00:16:08.090
geeky is with... Hold on. We're getting there.

00:16:08.210 --> 00:16:10.990
I really need you all to know, I understand that

00:16:10.990 --> 00:16:13.490
when he just said that, you were like, we've

00:16:13.490 --> 00:16:17.049
passed that point. I get that. We're just barely

00:16:17.049 --> 00:16:19.590
getting into Chris's geekiness. We're getting

00:16:19.590 --> 00:16:24.289
towards the end here. So what you can do on Linux

00:16:24.289 --> 00:16:30.620
is... You can essentially do a type of dynamic

00:16:30.620 --> 00:16:33.980
DNS, but you've got to go to GoDaddy, because

00:16:33.980 --> 00:16:36.759
that's who we use for our DNS registration. Okay.

00:16:37.860 --> 00:16:42.440
Set up an API key. Okay. And then come back and

00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:48.039
run a script on Linux that monitors your public

00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:51.279
IP, and when there's a change, uses all that

00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:56.289
API configuration to write it to GoDaddy. Wow.

00:16:56.529 --> 00:17:01.350
Yeah. I got all kind of excited on that. Where

00:17:01.350 --> 00:17:04.609
did you find that? Just running down the rabbit

00:17:04.609 --> 00:17:07.549
holes of Google search. Oh, my gosh. So I'm excited

00:17:07.549 --> 00:17:09.470
about that. That seems to be working just fine.

00:17:12.549 --> 00:17:15.910
Do that, AI. That's what I want to. Yeah. So

00:17:15.910 --> 00:17:20.789
if you go to or if you try to ping live .beer

00:17:20.789 --> 00:17:25.319
-in -gear .com. You should get the IP address

00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:31.059
of my home connection. Give me a second. And

00:17:31.059 --> 00:17:35.079
so when I'm setting up the live, I'm actually

00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:41.779
using that DNS name. Which made me all kinds

00:17:41.779 --> 00:17:44.079
of giddy as well. It's like we're actually starting

00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:45.819
to use some of the DNS that we're paying for.

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Or the domain registration that we're paying

00:17:48.579 --> 00:17:53.589
for. Did I tell you that I basically... Excuse

00:17:53.589 --> 00:17:59.670
me. I basically always type bear in gear. Bear

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in gear? My fingers are moving slower than my

00:18:05.329 --> 00:18:08.970
brain. Yeah. So, like, my brain is already on

00:18:08.970 --> 00:18:12.750
gear when I'm trying to finish beer. Well, maybe,

00:18:12.990 --> 00:18:14.529
yeah, I guess I just have to buy a whole new

00:18:14.529 --> 00:18:19.410
Delane. No. You said live .beer in gear, like

00:18:19.410 --> 00:18:24.079
hyphen. Yeah, beer. hyphen in hyphen gear dot

00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:28.799
com and you should get like 47 dot something

00:18:28.799 --> 00:18:37.480
47 223 .49 .201 that sounds about right so that's

00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:39.900
the ip of my place at home so i mean it's timing

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out but correct because there's nothing on right

00:18:42.220 --> 00:18:47.240
now so i've got it working that way 100 % packet

00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:50.099
loss, Chris. That's okay. 100 % packet loss.

00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:51.839
Because all the servers are turned off. What

00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:57.380
are we even doing? It says live, man. Well, it's

00:18:57.380 --> 00:19:00.059
dead right now. Okay. It's dead. It's dead, Jim.

00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:05.579
Dead to me. That's awesome. And so nerdy. So

00:19:05.579 --> 00:19:08.079
there's the story of live to this moment. So,

00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:10.880
so nerdy. But I'm going to make it work one way

00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:18.410
or another. Well, sure. Wow. That was loud. i

00:19:18.410 --> 00:19:20.529
don't know you need a mute button there's a lot

00:19:20.529 --> 00:19:22.690
of i really do i have it over here i should have

00:19:22.690 --> 00:19:24.490
hit it because that would have been the kind

00:19:24.490 --> 00:19:28.250
thing to do for all of you um yeah we got a lot

00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:31.569
of humidity right now in east texas and like

00:19:31.569 --> 00:19:35.190
massive humidity like like it started raining

00:19:35.190 --> 00:19:36.630
out there and i don't think it's actually coming

00:19:36.630 --> 00:19:38.970
from the clouds i think it's actually just forming

00:19:38.970 --> 00:19:43.589
around us um yes we're in the midst of it right

00:19:43.589 --> 00:19:47.980
now um but it like I don't know if there's like

00:19:47.980 --> 00:19:50.900
all kinds of molds or something in the air, but

00:19:50.900 --> 00:19:53.920
I'm dealing with, I'm dealing with some stuff

00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:59.079
in my nasal passages. I'm going in. Did you already

00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:01.220
finish the other one or you just, I'm just adding

00:20:01.220 --> 00:20:03.660
up. Okay. Cause I was about to say, I'm not quite

00:20:03.660 --> 00:20:09.559
there, but I had not been, I had not. Um, so

00:20:09.559 --> 00:20:12.400
that again, that's the story of life. More to

00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:16.099
come. It will work. I'm going to get there. It's

00:20:16.099 --> 00:20:22.940
a continuing saga of how to do this the... The

00:20:22.940 --> 00:20:27.259
fun way. The fun way. I don't, I mean, I say

00:20:27.259 --> 00:20:32.160
the nerdy way, but like... What's nerdy to? It's

00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:38.660
the... Oh, gosh. Like that, it's really getting

00:20:38.660 --> 00:20:43.500
close. No, you did it. Yeah. Perfect. That deserves

00:20:43.500 --> 00:20:53.019
a picture. Hold on. I'm an expert. My lens just

00:20:53.019 --> 00:20:57.420
fogged up. This is terrible. Oh, yeah. We need

00:20:57.420 --> 00:21:01.859
to not forget a photo. We do need to get a photo.

00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:06.380
Maybe not using that lens because holy cow, that

00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:10.630
looks so hazy. I'm sending that to you because

00:21:10.630 --> 00:21:17.690
I think you should have it. Yeah, that is a full

00:21:17.690 --> 00:21:25.769
mug right there. Yeah, it is. We were going to

00:21:25.769 --> 00:21:29.009
talk about security. Yes, and you wanted to talk

00:21:29.009 --> 00:21:33.670
about Cloudflare. Yeah, so I read an article.

00:21:35.450 --> 00:21:37.970
I saw a post and then read an article and sent

00:21:37.970 --> 00:21:43.410
it to you. I don't think it struck me as disturbing.

00:21:44.109 --> 00:21:47.230
It struck me as like, are you kidding? That's

00:21:47.230 --> 00:21:54.130
the solution. But I'm having to scroll so far

00:21:54.130 --> 00:22:00.349
back now that it's not even available anymore.

00:22:00.549 --> 00:22:04.890
I'm going to have to look it up. So Cloudflare.

00:22:08.680 --> 00:22:10.759
How do I, I mean, how do you even start this?

00:22:10.859 --> 00:22:14.200
So in, in the, in the like world of security,

00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:17.279
we, we've all heard about, talked about, know

00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:21.880
about, you know, you've got encryptions. Encryptions

00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:26.880
have to have keys in order to decrypt them. Yep.

00:22:27.059 --> 00:22:31.440
Encrypt and decrypt. This, this makes anybody

00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:34.960
who's seen like a spy movie, I think understands

00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:40.660
or just not even that. If you've seen, oh my

00:22:40.660 --> 00:22:47.099
gosh. Sneakers? Well, sneakers, obviously. But

00:22:47.099 --> 00:22:50.519
I was thinking more. Showing my age. I was thinking

00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:55.519
even further back than that. Okay. The Christmas

00:22:55.519 --> 00:23:00.640
story. When he's got little Annie, orphan Annie's.

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:04.039
Little orphan Annie, yeah. Thing. And so he reads

00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:06.140
the letters and you got to use the decoder ring

00:23:06.140 --> 00:23:09.819
to like figure out the message using the, but

00:23:09.819 --> 00:23:13.079
you need the decoder ring. Yeah. So that's the

00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:16.359
decryption key in order to be able to decode

00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:19.779
the message. And this is happening all the time.

00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:25.190
Buy more Ovaltine. Buy more Ovaltine. Are you

00:23:25.190 --> 00:23:29.069
kidding me? Throws it in the trash. Yep. That

00:23:29.069 --> 00:23:31.230
was a good scene. We've all been there, kid.

00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:37.430
So there was a lot of, or there's a lot of, like

00:23:37.430 --> 00:23:41.769
these encryption keys have to be like pretty

00:23:41.769 --> 00:23:48.750
secure. But even, you know, most of the decryption

00:23:48.750 --> 00:23:52.990
keys are being created by algorithms that are

00:23:52.990 --> 00:24:02.549
changing. But still based on a predictable pattern.

00:24:03.269 --> 00:24:06.089
I understand predictable is kind of a terrible

00:24:06.089 --> 00:24:08.710
way to say that. Loose term. Loose term. Not

00:24:08.710 --> 00:24:14.410
predictable in the sense that we can do this.

00:24:14.529 --> 00:24:20.009
But if you can run down some pieces of the decryption

00:24:20.009 --> 00:24:23.150
algorithm, then you can figure this out. All

00:24:23.150 --> 00:24:28.619
that to say. Cloudflare evidently has a wall

00:24:28.619 --> 00:24:36.079
in California in a physical location. Bless you.

00:24:36.180 --> 00:24:42.259
Wow. Has a wall in a physical location of lava

00:24:42.259 --> 00:24:49.400
lamps. And it is using the movement of the lava

00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:54.359
lamps to create the encryption key. Yep. And

00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:58.059
if you go look at it, even you being in the room

00:24:58.059 --> 00:25:01.000
and having your shadow on the wall or your, you

00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:05.079
know, whatever movement that it picks up, that

00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:07.420
can change the decryption key. So they're like,

00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:09.420
yeah, come look at it. And I'm like, I don't

00:25:09.420 --> 00:25:11.380
know that this is something I want to be advertising.

00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:18.220
Correct. Because how sure, anyway, I mean, we

00:25:18.220 --> 00:25:22.160
live in a world that now has meta Ray -Bans.

00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:26.380
Yeah. I just, you know, like there's part of

00:25:26.380 --> 00:25:28.099
that that I'm like, I don't, I don't, like if

00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:30.859
you've got a great way of doing this, just, just

00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:33.599
don't like security by obscurity, man. You don't

00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:35.500
have to put it out there. Don't tell people that.

00:25:36.180 --> 00:25:38.720
And I just went the easy way. They open it up

00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:41.000
for you to go in and see. Just go smash them.

00:25:42.740 --> 00:25:46.980
Smash the lava lamps and you're not encrypting

00:25:46.980 --> 00:25:49.039
anything. Seems like maybe the encryption is

00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:55.309
over now. Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. I mean, that's intense.

00:25:56.609 --> 00:26:00.490
Anyway, the zeros and ones, they're not zeroing

00:26:00.490 --> 00:26:03.710
and one -ing. The math ain't mathing. Nope, not

00:26:03.710 --> 00:26:06.589
when the lamps are gone. So, you know, it brings

00:26:06.589 --> 00:26:11.569
up the question, like, you know, I think a lot

00:26:11.569 --> 00:26:14.130
of people, this is, I guess, where I want to

00:26:14.130 --> 00:26:18.890
maybe center the talk, and then if it flies off

00:26:18.890 --> 00:26:20.589
in one direction or another, then that's great.

00:26:21.049 --> 00:26:25.450
But at least we can start it. with a lot of people

00:26:25.450 --> 00:26:30.930
are like i don't need to be secure because nobody

00:26:30.930 --> 00:26:33.250
wants my stuff i'm not important i'm not important

00:26:33.250 --> 00:26:35.509
and nobody wants my stuff and like we've all

00:26:35.509 --> 00:26:38.849
had the like talk about leaving your social security

00:26:38.849 --> 00:26:45.529
card out or whatever the thing is birth certificate

00:26:45.529 --> 00:26:48.329
not not telling people your social security number

00:26:48.329 --> 00:26:53.660
not reading your credit card number oof in public

00:26:53.660 --> 00:26:58.180
or, you know, I don't know. Like, I feel like

00:26:58.180 --> 00:27:02.519
there's a bunch of different levels of people

00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:05.119
have been trained on not to do certain things,

00:27:05.220 --> 00:27:08.579
but it like, I don't think everyone realizes

00:27:08.579 --> 00:27:11.660
how much of their life is online now. Yeah. And

00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:18.339
so like the idea that you have things that can't

00:27:18.339 --> 00:27:24.829
be figured out, I'm going to tell you. The security

00:27:24.829 --> 00:27:27.230
questions. I figured out some stuff pretty easily

00:27:27.230 --> 00:27:30.970
on Facebook searches. Yeah. And that's why I

00:27:30.970 --> 00:27:32.829
laugh when they. Not that I'm trying to steal

00:27:32.829 --> 00:27:35.809
anything. You know, when you sign up for something

00:27:35.809 --> 00:27:37.990
and they're like, oh, give us the answers to

00:27:37.990 --> 00:27:40.190
these security questions. There's nothing secure

00:27:40.190 --> 00:27:42.450
about those questions because most of the stuff

00:27:42.450 --> 00:27:45.109
that they're asking you is public knowledge.

00:27:45.309 --> 00:27:47.289
Yeah. If you know just a little bit about the

00:27:47.289 --> 00:27:50.779
person, it's not hard to get. The answers. The

00:27:50.779 --> 00:27:53.140
street that they grew up on. Yeah. What city

00:27:53.140 --> 00:27:55.920
were you born in? What city did you meet your

00:27:55.920 --> 00:28:00.880
spouse in? You've only lived in one city your

00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:02.920
entire life. What was your childhood nickname?

00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:05.619
Oh, man. None of these things are hard to find

00:28:05.619 --> 00:28:09.480
answers on. So maybe don't answer them with the

00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:12.259
actual answer. Give them bogus answers, but you

00:28:12.259 --> 00:28:15.299
need to remember your bogus answers. Right. And

00:28:15.299 --> 00:28:17.140
I would say like, that's probably good enough

00:28:17.140 --> 00:28:19.720
to have some, like everybody's like, no, I only

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:22.319
use one password. Don't, if you're using one

00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:25.420
password, the app, that's great. Yes. But if

00:28:25.420 --> 00:28:29.619
you're only using one singular password for all

00:28:29.619 --> 00:28:34.839
of your stuff, don't do that. Yeah. But I feel

00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.240
like if you're doing these security questions,

00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:41.000
maybe that's probably fine. If that's like off

00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.339
the wall enough where you don't have to. We remember.

00:28:45.259 --> 00:28:49.339
You say stop it. And I hear Bob Newhart. Stop

00:28:49.339 --> 00:28:52.519
it. Oh my gosh. Stop it. No, we don't go there.

00:28:52.619 --> 00:28:54.819
We don't go there. We definitely don't go there.

00:28:54.859 --> 00:28:57.519
I wash my hands a lot. That's perfectly normal.

00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:01.960
A lot of germs out there. Yes. If you don't know

00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:04.460
what we're talking about, you need to just YouTube

00:29:04.460 --> 00:29:10.619
search Bob Newhart. Stop it. Yes. Worth it. Absolutely.

00:29:10.700 --> 00:29:14.180
That was hilarious. Yes, it was. I don't like

00:29:14.180 --> 00:29:17.920
this. I don't like it. Would you like to move

00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:21.539
on to phase two? Yes. I believe that was mad

00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:26.319
TV. I, yeah, sure. And I didn't, I couldn't remember

00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.079
which one of the old late night ones it was.

00:29:29.180 --> 00:29:34.579
Yeah. Mad TV would make sense. Cause that was

00:29:34.579 --> 00:29:36.880
a Stewart's mom. If you remember the Stewart.

00:29:37.019 --> 00:29:42.180
Yeah. Look what I can do. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Anyway.

00:29:43.569 --> 00:29:47.029
Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box. Anyway.

00:29:48.029 --> 00:29:52.549
Yeah, so bottom line, security is for everyone.

00:29:52.849 --> 00:29:55.410
It doesn't matter who you are. It doesn't matter

00:29:55.410 --> 00:29:58.849
what we're talking about, personal work. Everyone

00:29:58.849 --> 00:30:02.309
is responsible for security. And they make it

00:30:02.309 --> 00:30:05.650
so easy now, to be honest with you, to be just

00:30:05.650 --> 00:30:09.150
a little more secure. I mean, I don't know most

00:30:09.150 --> 00:30:15.759
of the password apps that are out there. They

00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:19.559
have like, hey, you need to know about these

00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.400
passwords that you have that are being reused

00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:26.720
or that have shown up on the dark web. They're

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.200
searching for that stuff for you. You just have

00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:32.960
to redo them or cancel those accounts. You know

00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:35.119
what I mean? You have so many accounts that you

00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:37.640
signed in for one thing. You purchased one thing

00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:40.220
one time and you don't need it again. Just get

00:30:40.220 --> 00:30:45.359
rid of it. Anyway, start with the ones you use

00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:49.599
on a regular basis and get those switched over

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:56.339
because that's not helpful. I understand people

00:30:56.339 --> 00:31:03.700
saying that MFA can be inconvenient or out of

00:31:03.700 --> 00:31:07.960
band getting a six -digit code sent to your phone

00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:10.509
via text or whatever. I don't want to have to

00:31:10.509 --> 00:31:13.390
do all that. I get it. There are times that that

00:31:13.390 --> 00:31:17.150
just gets absolutely annoying. But unfortunately,

00:31:17.349 --> 00:31:20.670
it's necessary. Yeah, and I would say it's bitten

00:31:20.670 --> 00:31:24.430
me a few times where I've been like, oh, your

00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:27.529
stuff's not working. The way that you're doing

00:31:27.529 --> 00:31:31.690
this multi -factor authentication is not working.

00:31:31.809 --> 00:31:36.650
You have messed this up. I don't have that phone

00:31:36.650 --> 00:31:39.599
anymore. I don't have that. app anymore i don't

00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:42.099
have whatever the thing is that you're like asking

00:31:42.099 --> 00:31:44.640
me for i don't even remember how i did that the

00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:46.960
first time correct and you're asking me for it

00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:49.680
and you have no way of me getting it back like

00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:53.759
i get how annoying that is yep you gotta figure

00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:58.420
it out because it's that's how quickly all of

00:31:58.420 --> 00:32:00.500
your stuff is gone and to be honest with you

00:32:00.500 --> 00:32:05.440
most of your stuff's probably already gone yeah

00:32:05.980 --> 00:32:08.319
I think people need to realize how valuable their

00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.039
data actually is. That's a good point. How often

00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:15.779
do you just click through the EULA and don't

00:32:15.779 --> 00:32:21.180
read it? Or you tell whatever app or website

00:32:21.180 --> 00:32:24.119
or device that you're using, yeah, it's okay

00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:27.539
if you tell everybody what I'm doing. It phrases

00:32:27.539 --> 00:32:30.500
it in such an innocuous way. Like, hey, you're

00:32:30.500 --> 00:32:36.210
going to help us problem solve glitches. And

00:32:36.210 --> 00:32:38.710
you're like, I want to be helpful to people that

00:32:38.710 --> 00:32:42.170
are trying to solve problems. That's not what

00:32:42.170 --> 00:32:46.190
they're asking for. Nope. No, people like Google,

00:32:46.309 --> 00:32:50.029
your social media companies, they're making money

00:32:50.029 --> 00:32:52.869
hand over fist with your data. You are the product.

00:32:52.990 --> 00:32:54.970
Yeah, you are absolutely the product. If it's

00:32:54.970 --> 00:32:57.890
free, you're the product. Bottom line. Can you

00:32:57.890 --> 00:32:59.849
break that down a little bit further for our

00:32:59.849 --> 00:33:05.059
unindoctrinated? You should pay for everything

00:33:05.059 --> 00:33:09.559
that you do. Don't get it free. I get the convenience

00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:13.099
of free, but just don't do it. You should be

00:33:13.099 --> 00:33:17.099
paying because when you pay, there is a certain

00:33:17.099 --> 00:33:22.160
level of expectation on, I am not just your data.

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:25.640
You are not going to be leveraging me for more

00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.599
money or for whatever you're going to do. Your

00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:31.720
data, if they're going to use it, they should

00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:34.730
be paying you. Because they're making money off

00:33:34.730 --> 00:33:36.670
of you, period, in your discussion, whether it's

00:33:36.670 --> 00:33:39.329
your Google searches, it's your websites that

00:33:39.329 --> 00:33:42.670
you go to, engagements that you, as they call

00:33:42.670 --> 00:33:44.829
it, the things that you click on when you're

00:33:44.829 --> 00:33:47.710
in social media. Whatever it is, everything that

00:33:47.710 --> 00:33:50.910
you're doing online, it's being tracked and recorded

00:33:50.910 --> 00:33:54.410
in some way or another. And if you're using Google

00:33:54.410 --> 00:33:57.950
Chrome, it's all being tracked. That incognito

00:33:57.950 --> 00:34:01.190
option. That doesn't keep you from being tracked.

00:34:01.190 --> 00:34:05.500
No, no, no, no, no, no. At best. At best. Maybe

00:34:05.500 --> 00:34:08.079
it keeps your spouse from knowing what you did.

00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:10.440
Yeah. And let me tell you. And if you're at that

00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:13.400
level, you should stop. Shame on you. Yes. Don't

00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:17.099
even go down that road. Where's the. No, I got

00:34:17.099 --> 00:34:20.340
to find the. Oh, this can still be seen by your

00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:22.880
service provider. I mean, how many people are

00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.400
actually looking at that new incognito window?

00:34:25.460 --> 00:34:29.050
It says. Others who use this device won't see

00:34:29.050 --> 00:34:31.570
your activity. Correct. You are hiding from your

00:34:31.570 --> 00:34:34.989
wife is what that says. Yep. Okay. So you can

00:34:34.989 --> 00:34:38.530
browse more privately. So your wife won't. Okay.

00:34:38.630 --> 00:34:43.429
I've translated it now. This won't change how

00:34:43.429 --> 00:34:46.750
data is collected by websites you visit and the

00:34:46.750 --> 00:34:51.469
service they use, including Google. Yep. I mean,

00:34:51.469 --> 00:34:55.219
they have to say that. And you're just not reading

00:34:55.219 --> 00:34:57.300
it because all you care about is that you're

00:34:57.300 --> 00:35:01.400
hiding from your spouse, whatever. Yep. And let

00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:03.420
me, I mean, I'll just caveat that. If you are

00:35:03.420 --> 00:35:05.840
trying to surprise someone with a nice gift and

00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:07.559
you don't want them to be able to see that in

00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.940
your search history, blessings on you and all

00:35:10.940 --> 00:35:14.400
of your household. Fair. But we also know the

00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:18.250
depravity of man. Live in it. Right here, folks.

00:35:19.210 --> 00:35:21.670
Downloads, bookmarks, and reading list items

00:35:21.670 --> 00:35:28.230
will be saved. Yep. Chrome won't save your browsing

00:35:28.230 --> 00:35:30.750
history, cookies, and site data information entered

00:35:30.750 --> 00:35:32.829
in forms. See, cookies and site data makes it

00:35:32.829 --> 00:35:35.469
sound so like, oh, they're not keeping anything.

00:35:36.690 --> 00:35:38.929
Yeah, they are. Activity might still be visible

00:35:38.929 --> 00:35:42.969
to websites you visit. Yep. Employer or school,

00:35:43.269 --> 00:35:48.349
it's not doing anything with your. firewall or

00:35:48.349 --> 00:35:53.050
your internet service provider. How many of y

00:35:53.050 --> 00:35:54.329
'all have thought about the fact that your internet

00:35:54.329 --> 00:35:57.829
service provider has all of your history, all

00:35:57.829 --> 00:36:04.829
of it. And so does the NSA. So just, I was trying

00:36:04.829 --> 00:36:07.150
to explain this to my kids in a way that's not

00:36:07.150 --> 00:36:11.489
scary, but like when, when we talked about devices

00:36:11.489 --> 00:36:14.869
and having devices, I mean, every, every child

00:36:14.869 --> 00:36:17.510
wants a phone. they see their parents on phones

00:36:17.510 --> 00:36:19.210
they see everybody else on phones they want phones

00:36:19.210 --> 00:36:22.570
why do i not have a phone my kids still don't

00:36:22.570 --> 00:36:23.969
have a phone but when we were talking about it

00:36:23.969 --> 00:36:26.769
we were trying to like explain how you think

00:36:26.769 --> 00:36:30.130
that because you're having a private message

00:36:30.130 --> 00:36:34.530
with someone on your phone yep that that is a

00:36:34.530 --> 00:36:38.070
private message yep and i'm here to tell you

00:36:38.070 --> 00:36:42.670
that that is not a private message that's more

00:36:42.670 --> 00:36:51.300
like Making making sure that. Another person

00:36:51.300 --> 00:36:55.699
in a crowded room can hear you talking. Yep.

00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:59.039
I want to make sure that Chris can hear me talking.

00:36:59.179 --> 00:37:03.420
So I am sending this message to Chris. But there

00:37:03.420 --> 00:37:07.559
is by no means an understanding of privacy in

00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:12.440
that anymore. Yep. Like I feel like everybody.

00:37:14.030 --> 00:37:18.989
It seems so private. Yep. And it seems like I'm

00:37:18.989 --> 00:37:22.989
sending a text message to my wife. So everything

00:37:22.989 --> 00:37:28.429
we say is, should be between the two of us. Not

00:37:28.429 --> 00:37:32.130
how it works, folks. Nope. And that's like, I

00:37:32.130 --> 00:37:34.730
mean, that's not a, I don't, I don't know. I

00:37:34.730 --> 00:37:36.989
feel like you're going to get some sort of weird.

00:37:37.889 --> 00:37:39.650
I'm going to get some sort of like conspiracy

00:37:39.650 --> 00:37:43.920
theory. Like. label because of that that's not

00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.800
like that's not even hidden information no that's

00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:51.500
that's just the way that it is yeah and i would

00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:53.880
say that you should have the same mentality even

00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:57.960
if you're using so -called encrypted applications

00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:02.300
like a whatsapp yeah and signal well i mean you

00:38:02.300 --> 00:38:05.360
you should just automatically assume apple makes

00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:07.239
it sound like they're seeing their messages are

00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:10.440
like so like oh it's just it's totally encrypted

00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.750
you're never gonna know Sorry, that's not how

00:38:13.750 --> 00:38:17.530
this works. Nope. Nope, nope. Nope. The federal

00:38:17.530 --> 00:38:21.429
government would not allow it to function. And

00:38:21.429 --> 00:38:23.710
when I typically hear them complaining about

00:38:23.710 --> 00:38:28.030
encryption, I take it the opposite. It's like

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:31.110
they're going to blow it up and go, oh, it's

00:38:31.110 --> 00:38:33.869
so horrible. We can't, we can't, we can't. Just

00:38:33.869 --> 00:38:36.809
so you go use it so they can't. Yeah. Never,

00:38:36.869 --> 00:38:40.690
ever, ever, ever trust. Any member of the government

00:38:40.690 --> 00:38:43.150
who says, this is secure and we can't see what

00:38:43.150 --> 00:38:46.610
you're doing. Oh, wow. Okay. So now that's where

00:38:46.610 --> 00:38:48.190
you start getting into the conspiracy stuff.

00:38:48.269 --> 00:38:51.110
That feels a little bit in the next level. But

00:38:51.110 --> 00:38:54.030
I don't trust it at all. I get it. So that's

00:38:54.030 --> 00:38:56.070
why we've told our kids, if you're going to put

00:38:56.070 --> 00:38:58.750
something out in the world, you need to be prepared

00:38:58.750 --> 00:39:01.550
for everyone else to see it. Yeah. And if you

00:39:01.550 --> 00:39:03.670
don't want everybody else to see it, don't do

00:39:03.670 --> 00:39:07.110
it. Do it. That should be your standard. Yeah.

00:39:07.210 --> 00:39:09.769
You want to bear this out for everyone to see

00:39:09.769 --> 00:39:15.329
or no. Yeah. And I think like there's, there's

00:39:15.329 --> 00:39:19.070
again, the feel like the feeling that we have,

00:39:19.269 --> 00:39:21.849
this is, and I'm going to get a little patriotic.

00:39:22.110 --> 00:39:25.030
Oh, this is how I, this is how I roll inside

00:39:25.030 --> 00:39:27.989
of it. Okay. I understand your hesitation there.

00:39:28.090 --> 00:39:31.469
Totally get it. But the fact that we can feel

00:39:31.469 --> 00:39:35.829
this safe. about all of this information, about

00:39:35.829 --> 00:39:38.769
all of our information, about all of the data

00:39:38.769 --> 00:39:42.010
that we're communicating about ourselves and

00:39:42.010 --> 00:39:44.090
the people that we love on a regular basis over

00:39:44.090 --> 00:39:47.630
and over and over again through these things,

00:39:47.750 --> 00:39:52.889
and we all feel really secure about it, I'm really

00:39:52.889 --> 00:39:57.070
grateful that it can feel that way because it

00:39:57.070 --> 00:40:06.780
hasn't been used. overtly against us. Yep. Yet.

00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:10.280
Not yet. And so like the, there's something like

00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:15.199
I, I get really, I don't know, grateful for the

00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:19.699
post Christian nation that we are, you know,

00:40:19.699 --> 00:40:21.760
at least, at least we got still got some of that.

00:40:21.780 --> 00:40:24.739
Like there's a right way to do this and things

00:40:24.739 --> 00:40:30.579
that we shouldn't do against our citizens. I

00:40:30.579 --> 00:40:34.469
agree. There's, Should be protections. Because

00:40:34.469 --> 00:40:37.289
I still believe in the Constitution. What? I

00:40:37.289 --> 00:40:39.769
still believe it's... It's an antiquated document,

00:40:39.889 --> 00:40:46.349
man. Is it Fourth Amendment? Talking about safety

00:40:46.349 --> 00:40:48.710
and your personal effects and your person? The

00:40:48.710 --> 00:40:51.449
one that most of the privacy is built off? Yeah,

00:40:51.469 --> 00:40:56.210
it's Fourth or Fifth. I'm leaning towards Fourth.

00:40:57.030 --> 00:41:03.920
So I believe... that your phone is a natural

00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:06.639
extension of that fourth amendment of the u .s

00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:08.500
constitution protects individuals this is an

00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:12.239
ai overview so take it for what it is yeah i

00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:15.750
need to put the disclaimer on there yes The Fourth

00:41:15.750 --> 00:41:17.289
Amendment of the U .S. Constitution protects

00:41:17.289 --> 00:41:20.250
individuals from unreasonable searches and seizures.

00:41:20.590 --> 00:41:23.329
It requires law enforcement to obtain a warrant

00:41:23.329 --> 00:41:26.030
based on probable cause supported by oath or

00:41:26.030 --> 00:41:29.250
affirmation and particularly describing the place

00:41:29.250 --> 00:41:32.389
to be searched and the person or things to be

00:41:32.389 --> 00:41:35.650
seized. However, several exceptions exist where

00:41:35.650 --> 00:41:38.269
warrants are not required, such as in cases of

00:41:38.269 --> 00:41:41.789
consent, plain view, or exigent circumstances.

00:41:44.230 --> 00:41:48.489
So where is it? I'll tell you what it's not,

00:41:48.650 --> 00:41:53.789
and that's the Fifth Amendment. That's the right

00:41:53.789 --> 00:41:58.650
to a grand jury. Yes. I really thought it was

00:41:58.650 --> 00:42:05.570
the Fourth. Can't self -incriminate. Due process.

00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:09.559
Just compensation when private property is taken

00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:12.239
for public use. That, like the eminent domain

00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:17.099
thing, has been just... It's been abused. Kicked.

00:42:20.780 --> 00:42:24.039
We're going to go through a little history lesson

00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:25.880
here. Yeah, we are. I have to find this. It's

00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:28.900
going to kill me. Sixth Amendment of the U .S.

00:42:28.940 --> 00:42:31.719
Constitution guarantees several fundamental rights

00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:34.659
to individuals facing criminal prosecution. Yep.

00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.340
You can have a speedy and public trial, the right

00:42:37.340 --> 00:42:41.099
to a trial by an impartial jury, which, again,

00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:44.500
is not a real thing. Right to be informed of

00:42:44.500 --> 00:42:46.840
the accusations. That should be a real thing.

00:42:46.940 --> 00:42:50.480
Right to confront witnesses. That's definitely

00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:54.800
not a real thing other than I guess it is. The

00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:56.860
right to compel witnesses to appear and the right

00:42:56.860 --> 00:43:01.440
to legal counsel. As long as it's not. Anyway.

00:43:03.849 --> 00:43:05.610
It's killing me. I know what's in the amendment.

00:43:06.570 --> 00:43:15.150
Jury trial is seventh. Let's see. Excessive bail

00:43:15.150 --> 00:43:17.949
is eighth. I don't even know that. Excessive

00:43:17.949 --> 00:43:19.909
fines and cruel and unusual punishment. Okay,

00:43:19.929 --> 00:43:22.769
so eighth. Eighth I've always heard referred

00:43:22.769 --> 00:43:25.250
to as the cruel and unusual punishment amendment.

00:43:25.849 --> 00:43:29.170
I don't think that I realized that excessive

00:43:29.170 --> 00:43:33.610
bail was. That's an interesting, I mean, how

00:43:33.610 --> 00:43:36.489
would you even judge that? Well, I don't know

00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:41.269
that they honestly keep the whole bail thing

00:43:41.269 --> 00:43:44.030
going. You know, when a person gets a ridiculously

00:43:44.030 --> 00:43:48.690
huge bail, and it's just left standing. It's

00:43:48.690 --> 00:43:53.690
not happening. Yeah. So, yeah, Fourth Amendment.

00:43:53.809 --> 00:43:56.469
The right of people to be secure in their person,

00:43:56.630 --> 00:43:59.510
houses, papers, and effects against unreasonable

00:43:59.510 --> 00:44:02.699
searches and seizures. shall not be violated,

00:44:02.940 --> 00:44:06.119
and no warrant shall issue but upon probable

00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:09.800
cause, supported by oath or affirmation, in particular

00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:13.059
describing the place to be searched and the persons

00:44:13.059 --> 00:44:15.360
or things to be seized. So it's in the Fourth

00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:17.539
Amendment, and the fact that the AI didn't say

00:44:17.539 --> 00:44:21.500
it, going to go conspiracy, shows you where they

00:44:21.500 --> 00:44:25.139
stand. Well, I mean, it kind of said it. Go back

00:44:25.139 --> 00:44:27.610
and read it again. Protects individuals from

00:44:27.610 --> 00:44:29.889
unreasonable search and seizure. It requires

00:44:29.889 --> 00:44:32.010
law enforcement to obtain a warrant based on

00:44:32.010 --> 00:44:34.989
probable cause supported by oath or affirmation,

00:44:34.989 --> 00:44:38.690
in particular describing the place to be searched

00:44:38.690 --> 00:44:41.550
and persons or things to be seized. This amendment

00:44:41.550 --> 00:44:45.739
is a cornerstone of individual privacy. Rights

00:44:45.739 --> 00:44:49.579
and limits of the government's power to intrude

00:44:49.579 --> 00:44:51.480
on personal space and belongings. I don't remember

00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:52.860
that last line from the first one. That wasn't

00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:55.000
there the first time. So that's just it. The

00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:57.820
fact that the first one did not expressly say

00:44:57.820 --> 00:45:01.639
in your person, houses, papers, and effects.

00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:04.480
And to me, that's where you have the natural

00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:08.719
extension to your phone, to your computer. It's

00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:13.110
the modern version. of what the amendment is

00:45:13.110 --> 00:45:15.110
speaking to and i know people will go oh you're

00:45:15.110 --> 00:45:17.710
just stretching it i'm like no it's very much

00:45:17.710 --> 00:45:20.889
the way that you would interpret the bible yeah

00:45:20.889 --> 00:45:23.610
you go okay who wrote it who are they talking

00:45:23.610 --> 00:45:26.070
to and what did they mean and the limits that

00:45:26.070 --> 00:45:28.469
are placed on the second amendment because of

00:45:28.469 --> 00:45:32.449
the world that we live in now like it just says

00:45:32.449 --> 00:45:35.119
right to bear arms It doesn't say what kind of

00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.199
arms that you should be able to bear. Bear those

00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:40.260
arms, man. Boom. So like, I mean, it's obvious

00:45:40.260 --> 00:45:45.360
that we're going to make some inferences based

00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:49.900
on what we have. And if we don't use paper anymore,

00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:56.820
what replaced paper? Digital copy. We all just

00:45:56.820 --> 00:45:59.840
need to stick with paper. And apparently we all

00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:01.699
need to still use. Now you're definitely messing

00:46:01.699 --> 00:46:04.559
with me because I am not. And we all need to

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:07.500
still use the post office because they don't

00:46:07.500 --> 00:46:09.599
have the right to just search that without a

00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:15.400
warrant. Look at you. Boom. Problem solved. Let's

00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:18.300
go back. Okay. Hold on. Everyone go back. We

00:46:18.300 --> 00:46:20.639
got it wrong. Turn around. Well, I mean, but

00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.440
I mean, have you used the post office lately?

00:46:23.699 --> 00:46:25.199
Oh, I didn't say it was going to get delivered.

00:46:25.699 --> 00:46:28.059
I just said that they can't search it without

00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:30.099
a warrant. Well, there you go. You ship it via

00:46:30.099 --> 00:46:33.179
UPS and FedEx. You have no protections. Ninth

00:46:33.179 --> 00:46:38.880
Amendment is the rights not explicitly listed

00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:46.260
in the Constitution are not rights. The enumeration

00:46:46.260 --> 00:46:48.639
in the Constitution of certain rights shall not

00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:53.320
be construed to deny or disparage others retained

00:46:53.320 --> 00:46:56.199
by the people. Just because it's not listed here

00:46:56.199 --> 00:46:58.079
doesn't mean that these are the only rights that...

00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:01.460
Correct. People have, which I, I mean, again,

00:47:01.579 --> 00:47:04.559
I, we can, everybody can, whatever they want

00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:08.219
about the constitution. That's legit. But the

00:47:08.219 --> 00:47:09.900
fact that they even wrote that amendment back

00:47:09.900 --> 00:47:11.940
then, that's what I'm saying. Already tells you

00:47:11.940 --> 00:47:14.539
how crazy people were getting. The fact that

00:47:14.539 --> 00:47:16.360
even then they had to say, Hey, just because

00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:17.719
we didn't put it here, doesn't mean you don't

00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:20.039
have it. And, and I think that that was a, like,

00:47:20.139 --> 00:47:32.099
um, everybody who thinks that, These guys, number

00:47:32.099 --> 00:47:34.320
one, weren't as smart as they are because they

00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.619
were incredibly intelligent to be able to come

00:47:37.619 --> 00:47:42.920
up with this. I'm not like pyramiding, you know,

00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:44.980
the founding fathers or anything like that. I'm

00:47:44.980 --> 00:47:50.679
saying like they were well acquainted with the

00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:55.460
depravity of man. Yep. And not just King George.

00:47:55.780 --> 00:47:58.840
Yep. You know? I think that they knew that King

00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:01.400
George was a problem and that they could be a

00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:05.719
problem as well. Oh, yeah. They probably, I mean,

00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:12.280
not probably. If you read some of the stuff from

00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:18.099
that time period, you'd know that they had problems

00:48:18.099 --> 00:48:20.400
with each other. Yeah, they did. They did not

00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:25.840
agree. No. I mean, look at Jefferson and Adams.

00:48:26.059 --> 00:48:31.139
Yeah, goodness. They hated each other before

00:48:31.139 --> 00:48:34.239
ultimately kind of burying the hatchet and becoming

00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:36.719
really good friends. Yeah, I mean. But politically,

00:48:36.860 --> 00:48:40.519
they absolutely hated each other. Yeah. You know.

00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:42.900
It's just that everybody hated Hamilton more.

00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:47.119
Everybody hates Hamilton. I don't. But we have

00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:49.639
the final reserve. I don't. I don't care what

00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:53.760
everybody says because of that freaking. Lin

00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:56.980
-Manuel Noriega or whatever his name is. Miranda.

00:48:57.260 --> 00:49:01.340
Miranda. Holy crap. I like my version better.

00:49:01.500 --> 00:49:07.480
Yeah. That dude was a jerk. Anyway, not Lin -Manuel

00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:13.400
Miranda. Hamilton. Noriega. Noriega. Also a jerk.

00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:20.219
Anyway. Yeah, Hamilton was a piece of work. Anyway.

00:49:21.849 --> 00:49:26.349
So we got off on that tangent. We sure did. Yeah.

00:49:27.309 --> 00:49:30.929
I don't know really where to land from there.

00:49:31.210 --> 00:49:33.789
You're not as secure as you think you are. No.

00:49:33.889 --> 00:49:37.250
And you are worth securing. Listen, you are treasure.

00:49:38.610 --> 00:49:41.650
We're going to have a little time here with Uncle

00:49:41.650 --> 00:49:45.010
John. I'm good enough. You are good enough. I'm

00:49:45.010 --> 00:49:46.989
smart enough. You're smart enough. And gosh darn

00:49:46.989 --> 00:49:50.619
it. People like you. People like you. Doggone

00:49:50.619 --> 00:49:56.079
it. Gosh, no. No, doggone it. Doggone it. People

00:49:56.079 --> 00:50:01.099
like you. Get him, Stuart Smalley. I mean, old

00:50:01.099 --> 00:50:05.840
TV was better. By far. Especially cartoons. Anyway.

00:50:05.900 --> 00:50:16.599
Oh, man. Anyway. So, I mean, you can't put the...

00:50:17.289 --> 00:50:19.550
magic smoke back in the Mac. You know what I

00:50:19.550 --> 00:50:22.210
mean? You can't put the genie back in the bottle.

00:50:22.829 --> 00:50:27.289
You're going to wish that you had been more secure

00:50:27.289 --> 00:50:32.230
with your information and then you're not going

00:50:32.230 --> 00:50:39.070
to be able to be. So just take some old grumpy

00:50:39.070 --> 00:50:45.110
guy's advice and figure out how to use better

00:50:45.110 --> 00:50:49.480
passwords. Just one step at a time. You're trying

00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.039
to find a nicer way to say it than the Unabomber

00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:55.920
did. Yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, bottom line,

00:50:55.980 --> 00:50:59.940
you should always assume there is no privacy.

00:51:01.260 --> 00:51:04.000
Right. And you should also assume that nobody

00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:07.199
else is taking care of your security. Yeah. That

00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:11.519
should just be your default. Just don't kid yourself.

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:17.639
Don't buy the marketing hype. You got to be responsible

00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:21.400
for you because nobody else is. And you maybe

00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.400
have to be, maybe have to be, you may have to

00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:31.639
be responsible for other people. Yes. Hide your

00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:36.079
wife. Hide your kids. Man, everybody up in here.

00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:40.079
Yes. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Oh, I got

00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:41.880
to track that down. Climbing in your windows.

00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:46.420
All right. That's end of show clip. Yeah, right.

00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:51.400
Got to track that one down. We have a boost.

00:51:51.699 --> 00:51:58.639
We do have a boost from the usual suspect. Thank

00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:01.360
you, Jason. Did that one go down the wrong way?

00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:03.440
Yeah, it really did. Would you like your porter?

00:52:03.539 --> 00:52:06.400
I'm going to drink my porter now. All right.

00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:09.579
Hearing from Jason. Hey, Jason, we need to have

00:52:09.579 --> 00:52:12.260
you back on the show. Absolutely. Figure out

00:52:12.260 --> 00:52:15.579
what you're... He was in Columbus today. I'm

00:52:15.579 --> 00:52:18.599
going to talk about. Jason, I have been using

00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:23.860
Dante controller and virtual sound card on a

00:52:23.860 --> 00:52:32.019
weekly basis. And then trying to figure out Dante

00:52:32.019 --> 00:52:40.139
in a more, I don't know, knowledgeable way lately.

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:44.800
Really appreciate your time that you gave to

00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:48.039
us. I did, in fact, buy one of those Audinate

00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:53.719
adapters that we talked about. Get a man. Yeah.

00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:57.920
All right, what's our boost? All right. So from

00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:02.719
what I can tell, the boost is 1 ,000 sats. 1

00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:06.280
,000 sats? 1 ,000 sats, yeah. For? There's not

00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:11.670
necessarily any numerological. Okay. What is

00:53:11.670 --> 00:53:14.530
the proper word there? Numerology. Numerology.

00:53:14.530 --> 00:53:18.110
There you go. There's no explicit number message.

00:53:19.969 --> 00:53:26.170
Meaning there. But he does have a message referring

00:53:26.170 --> 00:53:29.530
to the previous show. Okay. Which I will say,

00:53:29.610 --> 00:53:33.610
you were very open. You were very honest. You

00:53:33.610 --> 00:53:37.710
didn't hold back. But. you also didn't necessarily

00:53:37.710 --> 00:53:40.030
directly throw people under the bus. Well, thanks,

00:53:40.070 --> 00:53:42.670
man. And that's what he's going to reference

00:53:42.670 --> 00:53:46.889
here as well. And I agree that I would say anybody

00:53:46.889 --> 00:53:48.650
who's a member of the church who happened to

00:53:48.650 --> 00:53:50.789
listen to that show, they would probably know

00:53:50.789 --> 00:53:53.449
exactly what you were talking about. I doubt

00:53:53.449 --> 00:53:56.849
it. But they, well, I guess I'm thinking more.

00:53:57.449 --> 00:54:00.489
I think less people at the church know what I

00:54:00.489 --> 00:54:06.230
do than I. Or what I used to do, at least. So,

00:54:06.289 --> 00:54:08.190
okay, let me say it this way. I would like to

00:54:08.190 --> 00:54:12.289
think if Paul heard the show. Yeah, no, he would

00:54:12.289 --> 00:54:14.650
know. He would know exactly what you were referencing.

00:54:15.369 --> 00:54:17.789
But you did it in a way that you weren't running

00:54:17.789 --> 00:54:21.130
people over. I hope not. So. Not the intent.

00:54:21.329 --> 00:54:23.809
Yeah, definitely wasn't the intent. Just. Okay.

00:54:23.889 --> 00:54:28.150
The porter's a little flowery. Just stick with

00:54:28.150 --> 00:54:32.269
the breakfast out. Okay. Okay. So his message

00:54:32.269 --> 00:54:36.840
is, well. What is there to say after such a heartfelt

00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:40.360
episode? Oh, wow. Okay. There you go. Yeah. There's

00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.280
just some flowery terminology. Thanks, man. Heartfelt

00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:46.699
episode, John. I'm not going to lie. Jason is

00:54:46.699 --> 00:54:51.619
Midwestern, so that's basically he's crying right

00:54:51.619 --> 00:54:57.460
now. Yes. He was probably crying knowing that

00:54:57.460 --> 00:54:59.119
he went all the way down to Columbus just to

00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:02.940
rerun a network cable. Gross. Yeah. And the bighorn,

00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:06.460
the. First, I started with the right TV just

00:55:06.460 --> 00:55:10.179
flickering on and off. I would like to just personally

00:55:10.179 --> 00:55:12.960
apologize for the bighorn right now to you, Jason.

00:55:14.300 --> 00:55:18.480
I feel like that's on me. No, what he's dealing

00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:22.199
with now has been changed long since when you

00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:25.239
had done anything. In fact, that AV booth, it's

00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:28.360
gone. It doesn't exist anymore. What? It's gone

00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:31.179
because they did a big remodel. Of the bighorn?

00:55:31.219 --> 00:55:34.179
You can't do a big remodel of a tiny room. Well,

00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:37.840
they made it slightly bigger. Okay. They actually

00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:40.840
extended onto the building. Okay. And turned

00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.159
it into coffee shop slash hangout spot for mom

00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:46.679
and dad. Okay. And then the bathroom is still

00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.159
on the outside. So is this, does it look more

00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:54.320
like the Bluffs? Bluffs Point? Yeah. Point? Yeah.

00:55:54.420 --> 00:55:57.610
Not as big. But it has a Bluff's Point look.

00:55:57.829 --> 00:56:02.289
Okay. And so the booth became a mobile booth,

00:56:02.530 --> 00:56:06.269
which we have. Everybody hates mobile booths.

00:56:06.269 --> 00:56:10.469
Well, if you work in technology, yes, you hate

00:56:10.469 --> 00:56:12.809
the mobile booth. If you don't work in technology,

00:56:12.989 --> 00:56:15.010
you appear to think it's the best thing ever.

00:56:15.110 --> 00:56:17.769
I'm telling you right now, it's terrible. It

00:56:17.769 --> 00:56:22.010
absolutely is. Don't consider that like, oh,

00:56:22.030 --> 00:56:24.889
my gosh. Yeah. So all that to say what he was

00:56:24.889 --> 00:56:29.570
dealing with was from more recent remodels. Okay.

00:56:30.210 --> 00:56:33.630
So, but he, he basically, he reran it problem

00:56:33.630 --> 00:56:35.769
solved. The screens are no longer flickering

00:56:35.769 --> 00:56:38.710
content off and on. And when that happens at

00:56:38.710 --> 00:56:42.329
a family camp, that is a slightly higher level

00:56:42.329 --> 00:56:46.110
level of, Ooh, you got to get that. No, I get

00:56:46.110 --> 00:56:48.550
it. Then a youth camp. So, but bottom line, you

00:56:48.550 --> 00:56:50.889
got it fixed. Good on you, Jason. I'm glad you

00:56:50.889 --> 00:56:53.340
got it done. It was truly a down and back type

00:56:53.340 --> 00:56:56.960
of thing. Can you come up to the church and fix

00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:59.239
the problem that I'm having? What problem are

00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:03.920
you having? Well, it's because of Wi -Fi, and

00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:05.679
I could have told you that we were going to have

00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.920
this problem at some point, but Chris couldn't

00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:14.099
connect or was dropping connection to the Apple

00:57:14.099 --> 00:57:18.519
TV on Sunday. We've been so rock solid for so

00:57:18.519 --> 00:57:20.440
long, we just kind of took it for granted. And

00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:25.320
I should have known. I should have known. But

00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:29.639
I didn't prepare for the worst. And let this

00:57:29.639 --> 00:57:32.980
be a good reminder to all of us working in the

00:57:32.980 --> 00:57:40.099
AV world. Always, always prepare for the wireless

00:57:40.099 --> 00:57:45.320
connection that you have to not work. There needs

00:57:45.320 --> 00:57:48.039
to be a wired mic. there needs to be a wired

00:57:48.039 --> 00:57:52.239
instrument there needs to be a wired video whatever

00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:56.199
like if if it's not if you're not using everything

00:57:56.199 --> 00:58:04.340
plugged in by like copper or fiber just have

00:58:04.340 --> 00:58:08.820
a solution that does yeah because somewhere that

00:58:08.820 --> 00:58:11.739
wireless is going to bite you in the rear And

00:58:11.739 --> 00:58:14.079
I feel like everybody doesn't understand how

00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:17.820
congested 2 .4 and five are getting now. 2 .4

00:58:17.820 --> 00:58:21.420
especially. I mean, it's, it's so many things.

00:58:21.539 --> 00:58:26.860
Yep. And so I, I don't know, man. Like I just,

00:58:26.860 --> 00:58:33.579
I kind of got, um, it was a rough Sunday. Yep.

00:58:35.059 --> 00:58:38.619
Part of me has been contemplating. Should we

00:58:38.619 --> 00:58:42.039
turn off six gigahertz? Mm -hmm. Thinking about

00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:44.679
the extender. Mm -hmm. Because I'm always seeing

00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:47.460
issues with the extender. And I know some of

00:58:47.460 --> 00:58:50.119
that you said is people are turning it off or

00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:51.679
unplugging it or whatever it was. Yeah, they

00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:52.380
just pull it straight out of the wall. I'm like,

00:58:52.420 --> 00:58:54.579
what are you doing? Yeah, don't do that. If you

00:58:54.579 --> 00:58:56.179
don't know what something is, please don't touch

00:58:56.179 --> 00:59:02.920
it. Correct. But that is a, maybe that's just

00:59:02.920 --> 00:59:06.750
six. I was thinking it was a 6E. I need to go

00:59:06.750 --> 00:59:09.469
back and look at that model. But I was just wondering,

00:59:09.630 --> 00:59:13.809
are we having some issues on 6 gigahertz that

00:59:13.809 --> 00:59:16.590
could be causing some issues in the network?

00:59:17.570 --> 00:59:20.570
Maybe. Because we didn't have some of this until

00:59:20.570 --> 00:59:23.809
we introduced that radio. Yeah, and that radio

00:59:23.809 --> 00:59:27.489
is still up today. So that's good. That's good.

00:59:27.530 --> 00:59:30.590
That's a whole 24 hours of it not telling us

00:59:30.590 --> 00:59:34.599
that we don't tell it what to do. I feel like

00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:39.760
that radio is the... It's the boss. The Enterprise

00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:45.360
7 is the teenager of our system. It likes to

00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:48.059
tell us that we're not the boss of it. I know

00:59:48.059 --> 00:59:52.019
better than you do. Yeah. So help me, I will

00:59:52.019 --> 00:59:57.239
reset you again. I will factory wipe you. I mean...

00:59:57.239 --> 00:59:59.559
Push me and see what happens. What the heck,

00:59:59.579 --> 01:00:02.840
guys? And that's another thing for... As much

01:00:02.840 --> 01:00:10.800
as I love Unify, their lack of support is unbelievable.

01:00:12.099 --> 01:00:14.719
Eventually, they're going to respond. Yeah. But

01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:18.900
because we don't pay, it's just like when they

01:00:18.900 --> 01:00:22.179
get to you, they get to you. Meanwhile, you could

01:00:22.179 --> 01:00:25.199
find yourself drowning and people are going,

01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:28.920
just fix it already. And the alternative is like,

01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:30.559
okay, I'm going to put the old access point back.

01:00:33.069 --> 01:00:36.309
Here you go, folks. Well, I'm probably not. I'm

01:00:36.309 --> 01:00:43.809
going to have to get a new one. What? Just saying.

01:00:44.050 --> 01:00:49.190
So was your Apple TV at least wired in? Yeah.

01:00:49.309 --> 01:00:51.550
Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. No, I don't make that mistake

01:00:51.550 --> 01:00:56.469
anymore. It was okay. I will tell you, though,

01:00:56.550 --> 01:00:59.309
that I did reseat it. In the midst of it. Like,

01:00:59.329 --> 01:01:02.909
so I, I, I receded the Apple TV and then I also

01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:06.269
went up there and unplugged the AP close to him

01:01:06.269 --> 01:01:08.030
and then plugged it back in. I was like, y 'all

01:01:08.030 --> 01:01:10.510
need to like take a timeout and then come back.

01:01:10.650 --> 01:01:13.050
Yeah. Didn't have any problems after it actually

01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:17.250
rebooted, but just like the number of times that

01:01:17.250 --> 01:01:20.969
it failed was really, really gut wrenchingly

01:01:20.969 --> 01:01:24.010
bad. Yeah. Now when he's on stage, is he not

01:01:24.010 --> 01:01:29.599
connecting to the stage AP? I, he's not close

01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:33.079
enough to any other AP to connect. Do we not

01:01:33.079 --> 01:01:35.239
have the one on stage anymore? No, we do. Like,

01:01:35.260 --> 01:01:37.159
that's what I'm saying. The stage AP is the closest

01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:41.860
one to him. Okay. I don't, because at that point,

01:01:41.880 --> 01:01:44.039
again, that's when I looked again at that other

01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:47.000
radio and it said that it wasn't, we weren't

01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:51.440
the boss of it. Yeah. I was like, well, he can't

01:01:51.440 --> 01:01:55.449
be connected to that one, but. I don't know,

01:01:55.469 --> 01:01:57.210
maybe he was, and maybe that was the problem.

01:01:57.329 --> 01:01:58.969
I don't know. Yeah, that was such a weird thing.

01:01:58.969 --> 01:02:02.250
I did tell them, like, the next time, because

01:02:02.250 --> 01:02:04.429
I went back up to the sound booth at that point,

01:02:04.489 --> 01:02:07.650
I said, the next time, if he drops again, unplug

01:02:07.650 --> 01:02:11.449
that AP immediately. Don't touch it now. Like,

01:02:11.469 --> 01:02:13.809
things are working now. You don't touch things

01:02:13.809 --> 01:02:17.230
while they're working. Correct. But if it dies,

01:02:17.409 --> 01:02:20.829
or like, if he drops, unplug that sucker in case

01:02:20.829 --> 01:02:23.849
it's part of the problem. Because I was not willing

01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:28.360
to. Anyway, I just had this funny vision in my

01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:33.300
head of a type C dongle hanging off of his iPad

01:02:33.300 --> 01:02:36.980
with an Ethernet cable plugged in and walking

01:02:36.980 --> 01:02:43.300
around on stage. Oh, I would actually pay to

01:02:43.300 --> 01:02:45.500
see that. Yeah, it'd be great. That'd be funny.

01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:48.920
Don't step on your cable. Yeah, I've got to figure

01:02:48.920 --> 01:02:54.690
out how to do that in a way that's not. You know,

01:02:54.710 --> 01:02:57.730
I really wanted black carpet when we redid the

01:02:57.730 --> 01:03:00.190
carpet. And they were like, no, that won't look

01:03:00.190 --> 01:03:05.730
good. So we did this black and gray carpet to

01:03:05.730 --> 01:03:09.630
try to hide more of the cables. And we have less

01:03:09.630 --> 01:03:14.690
cables than we've ever had before. But still,

01:03:14.909 --> 01:03:19.289
any cable that's not, actually anything that's

01:03:19.289 --> 01:03:25.059
not jet black or matte black. Um, on that stage,

01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:31.119
I get, I don't get, um, we hear about, and it's

01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:37.260
like, I get it. Anything can be a distraction.

01:03:37.539 --> 01:03:44.880
Sure. If you're paying attention to what's on

01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:46.500
stage, then you're probably looking at them and

01:03:46.500 --> 01:03:48.400
paying attention to the wrong thing. Well, I

01:03:48.400 --> 01:03:50.900
have thoughts. I mean, when the man is up there

01:03:50.900 --> 01:03:53.860
talking, That should be your focus. Yeah, I need

01:03:53.860 --> 01:03:58.280
to stop talking. Okay. Hey, it was always good

01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:00.380
to hang out. I'm going to sit here and drink

01:04:00.380 --> 01:04:02.380
this beer for a little bit longer. Okay, I'm

01:04:02.380 --> 01:04:04.659
right there with you. Thanks for hanging out

01:04:04.659 --> 01:04:07.400
with us. Always good to have you. Yep. Thank

01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:10.579
you again, Jason. Appreciate it. See you, everybody.

01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:35.800
See you. Dr. Switzer? Yes, come in. I'm just

01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:38.940
washing my hands. I'm Catherine Bigman. Janet

01:04:38.940 --> 01:04:45.159
Carlisle referred me. Oh, yes. Still being buried

01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:49.980
alive in a box. Yes. Yes, that's me. Should I

01:04:49.980 --> 01:04:52.519
lay down? Oh, no, no, no. We don't do that anymore.

01:04:52.579 --> 01:04:57.500
Just have a seat. Let me tell you a bit about

01:04:57.500 --> 01:05:02.289
our billing. I charge $5 for the first five minutes,

01:05:02.429 --> 01:05:07.329
and then absolutely nothing after that. How does

01:05:07.329 --> 01:05:12.550
that sound? That sounds great. Too good to be

01:05:12.550 --> 01:05:15.329
true, as a matter of fact. Well, I can almost

01:05:15.329 --> 01:05:18.409
guarantee you that our session won't last the

01:05:18.409 --> 01:05:22.849
full five minutes. Now, we don't do any insurance

01:05:22.849 --> 01:05:26.309
billing, so you would either have to pay in cash

01:05:26.309 --> 01:05:31.320
or by check. Wow, okay. And I don't make change.

01:05:32.800 --> 01:05:44.119
All right. And go. Go what? Well, tell me about

01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:46.840
the problem that you wish to address. Oh, okay.

01:05:47.059 --> 01:05:51.820
Well, I have this fear of being buried alive

01:05:51.820 --> 01:05:58.559
in a box. I just start thinking about being buried

01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:03.199
alive, and I begin to panic. Has anyone ever

01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:09.159
tried to bury you alive in a box? No. No, but

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truly thinking about it does make my life horrible.

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I mean, I can't go through tunnels or be in an

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elevator or in a house, anything boxy. So what

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you're saying is you're claustrophobic. Yes.

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Yes, that's it. All right. Well, let's go, Catherine.

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I'm going to say two words to you right now.

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I want you to listen to them very, very carefully.

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Then I want you to take them out of the office

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with you and incorporate them into your life.

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Shall I write them down? Well, if it makes you

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comfortable, it's just two words. We find most

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people can remember them. Okay. You ready? Yes.

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Okay, you're there. Stop it! I'm sorry? Stop

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it! Stop it? Yes. S -T -O -P, new word, I -T.

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So, what are you saying? You know, it's funny.

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I say two simple words, and I cannot tell you

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the amount of people who say exactly the same

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thing you're saying. I mean, this, you know,

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this is not Yiddish, Catherine. This is English.

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Stop it! So, I should just stop it? There you

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go. I mean, you don't want to go through life

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being scared of being buried alive in a box,

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do you? I mean, that sounds frightening. Then

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stop it! I can't. I mean, it's been with me since

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childhood. No, no, no. No, we don't go there.

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Just stop. So I should just stop being afraid

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of being buried alive in a box? You got it. Good

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girl. Well, it's only been three minutes, so

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that will be $3. Actually, I only have a five,

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so... Well, I don't make change. Then I guess

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I'll take the full five minutes. Fine. All right.

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Well, what other problems would you like to address?

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I'm bulimic. I stick my fingers down my throat.

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Stop it! What are you, a nut of some kind? Don't

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do that. But I'm compelled to. My mom used to

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call me... No, no, no. No, we don't go there.

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But I've been having this dream. No, we don't

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go there either. But my horoscope did say...

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We definitely don't go there. Just stop it. What

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else? Well, I have self -destructive relationships

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with men. Stop it! You want to be with a man,

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don't you? Mm -hmm, yes. Well, then stop it.

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Don't be such a... Big baby. I wash my hands

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a lot. That's all right. It is? I wash my hands

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all the time. There's a lot of germs out there.

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Yeah, don't worry about that one. I'm afraid

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to drive. Well, stop it! How are you going to

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get around? Get in the car and drive, you kook!

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Stop it! What's the problem, Catherine? I don't

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like this. I don't like this therapy at all.

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You're just telling me to stop it. And you don't

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like that? No, I don't. So you think we're moving

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too fast, is that it? Yes. Yes, I do. All right,

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then let me give you ten words that I think will...

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I'll clear everything up for you. You want to

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get a pad and a pencil for this one? All right.

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Are you ready? Right here are the ten words.

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Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!