1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Let's get ready to rumble! 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 You're clipping. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 We're doing an intro? 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Alright, this is the intro. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I love it. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 This is the intro to our brand new podcast. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Which is named? 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Nothing right now, it's not named. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 It's in the works. 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Not everybody likes my ideas and I'm taking them personally. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Your idea was good. 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I'm going to take it out on them in this game. 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Let's go through the names we came up with. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:58,000 We had Katoncast, Katanine, Kataning, Kataking, Katocking, Settling. 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Welcome Brother Landon. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,000 For those at home enjoying that intro, that was being played live on my Yamaha Porta Sound. 17 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,000 In front of our studio audience, PSS50. 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Which I got for Danny Ferenback for his birthday party. 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 And I liked it so much that I am going to keep it. 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 So Danny, if you're listening, you're welcome. 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Has this party happened? 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Is this person Landon? 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Oh, and you're going to keep it? 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 This is a real story? 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 It was a gift and now it's not. 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Facebook marketplace, $35. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 This guy who sold it to me, his name was Artem. 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,000 He made me watch him play it before he sold it to me. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Which was very respectful so that he knew that it worked. 30 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 That's awesome. 31 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I'm going to slow it down for a second just so we can say in our very first episode, 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 this is a podcast all about, well it's all about whatever we want it to be. 33 00:01:53,000 --> 00:02:00,000 But the premise is simply that we are going to be playing a game of Katan while we discuss our lives. 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Tucker's got excellent would you rather questions. 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Probably nothing prepared. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh, they're prepared, baby. 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 So that's just what you should expect for the next seven hours. 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I mean 45 minutes. 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Hopefully less. 40 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 We're going to keep this as brief as possible. 41 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Keeping it tight. 42 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Yeah, it's just going to be fun anecdotes and interesting questions and heartfelt lyrics. 43 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Heartfelt lyrics, mostly. 44 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Tucker and I are going to play Katan and Landon is going to spill his guts, 45 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 pour out his heart. 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 This is going to be the first successful musical podcast. 47 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Correct. 48 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 It's going to be a musical all on the fly. 49 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 The first successful podcast as far as I'm concerned. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 All right. 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,000 So without further ado, we're going to start with the day one on our path to global takeover. 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 So I think the problem is Katan is a very visual game. 53 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 So I think that is a good point, which we're just now realizing. 54 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 But it might be helpful to describe the board every now and then. 55 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah, that's brilliant. 56 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Just a little check in. 57 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 So right now this board is looking pretty well diversified. 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 So this is the board. 59 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 We haven't even seen the numbers yet. 60 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I'm going to roll. 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I got a one, which is good. 62 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I rolled a five, which is strong. 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 This is going to be a six, I'm telling you. 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Oh, it's a four. 65 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 All right. 66 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 So for the listeners at home, you want to flip that over real quick? 67 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Flip that over. 68 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,000 So this is an interesting podcast because there might be some people who are more interesting 69 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 and just interested in slice of life stuff, 70 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 but there are people that genuinely care about Katan. 71 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,000 If you're in the latter category, what I'm looking at right now is a board that is pretty low on wheat. 72 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Very low on wheat. 73 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 The wheat, you're going to get fours, 11s, threes, and tens. 74 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:56,000 And also it's kind of a botch, not a botch setup, but we've got a six and an eight and a touch right next to each other. 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 It's a weird board. 76 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Oh, do we want to move that? 77 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Or do you want to keep that? 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I want to keep it. 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 What about that? 80 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Yeah, that's good. 81 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 All right, we fixed it. 82 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 We moved on the sixes so it's not touching the eights. 83 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:15,000 So for the listeners at home, my style of gameplay is I really, really value wheat 84 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,000 because you use it to settle, get a development card, and cities. 85 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,000 It's the most used resource, so why not have it in abundance? 86 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Ladies. 87 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Ladies. 88 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Let's get that wheat. 89 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 The scad Katans. 90 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Okay. 91 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 You guys discuss. 92 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 There's one place to go and he's stalling. 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,000 There's a five, six, and a ten, and an eight, nine, and a ten as far as I'm concerned. 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 But they're both pretty similar. 95 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 In fact, almost identical. 96 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 The question is, are fives going to be hot or are nines going to be hot? 97 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 And are eights going to be hot or are sixes going to be hot? 98 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I don't know. 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 That's the whole... 100 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I'm not stalling. 101 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm not stalling. 102 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I never stall. 103 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I think you should go right there. 104 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Tucker points to the desert. 105 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Tucker's pointed at a spot between a desert 11 and a three. 106 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah, so you don't need to say for the listeners every single one. 107 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 For the listeners who are at home. 108 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Okay. 109 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 For the listeners who are not at home, I'm not going to... 110 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Then go fuck yourself. 111 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 All right. 112 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Just for... 113 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Live studio audiences on their own. 114 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 No. 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 For the sake of... 116 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 That was crazy. 117 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 ...enjoyment. 118 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I'm putting my settlement on an eight, nine, and ten, building a road towards salvation. 119 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 So he's got sheep, brick, and wheat. 120 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I like going last. 121 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Going last is typically the strongest. 122 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Agreed. 123 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 In my... 124 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Especially if it's a strong board. 125 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Yeah. 126 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Where there's a lot of options. 127 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yeah. 128 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 This one is going to be weird though. 129 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Another interesting aspect of this podcast... 130 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I'm just going to keep talking about why this podcast is interesting is the way that guitar 131 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 is usually played is... 132 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Talk about how interesting we are. 133 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 It's slow and it's methodical and it's a lot of silent thought. 134 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:59,000 So I think in the context of a podcast, it's going to be fast. 135 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 We're going to be making more mistakes, I think. 136 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Right. 137 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Easy. 138 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And I think it'll take longer than a normal game because we'll have to be... 139 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 We're doing two 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idea of what the board looks like. 169 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 I mean, yeah, if you are into Catan as much as we are, you are loving this podcast. 170 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 You're tolerating it. 171 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 You're tolerating it, at least. 172 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 You are doing probably no more than two other things while listening to this podcast. 173 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Right. 174 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:36,000 You're driving, masturbating, cooking, driving. 175 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 All right, James has settled on... 176 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I was just fully thinking for the last four minutes. 177 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 All right, fine. 178 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 James is on an eight and a five of wood and a ten of sheep. 179 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I'm going to try and play the wood game this go. 180 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:52,000 It's funny that we kind of are going to tell you all about our strategies as we go, but also our opponents. 181 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 So I'm going for this wood port. 182 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I went ham on the wood. 183 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I don't have any brick. 184 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 But you're hoping to leverage that wood port. 185 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:07,000 I mean, yeah, ideally I'll have a two for one wood and a three for one shortly. 186 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 I don't want to do that. 187 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 But I always try the port thing, and it's a gamble. 188 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,000 It's more of a gamble than I typically will admit to myself. 189 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I think, oh, I'll get a rolls. 190 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 It'll be great. 191 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 But it's exciting. 192 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 It's exciting. 193 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 You can't deny the excitement. 194 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I don't know where to go. 195 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I want wood and I want ore, and I don't think I'll get... 196 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 You can't get both. 197 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah, I think I'm going to go there. 198 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 All right. 199 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:42,000 So I've placed on a four, five, 11, two wood, one wheat. 200 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:49,000 So I have all the resources except ore, which is going to hurt me in the long run. 201 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,000 I need wood and ore, but I'm going to have to make a concession. 202 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 That's what I needed. 203 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah. 204 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 What are the chances? 205 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Do you know what would make this podcast way better? 206 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I'd have a beer right now. 207 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 It's 9 a.m. on a Tuesday, Tucker. 208 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Listen, listen. 209 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 It's a medicinal beer, to quote our friend, friend of the podcast, Wes. 210 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Medicinal. 211 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Enemy number one of the podcast. 212 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yeah, we'll have friends and enemies of the podcast. 213 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 A frenemy, really? 214 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Yes. 215 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Okay, I've settled on a ore, wood, and a sheep. 216 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Yoink. 217 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 And all of our settlements are on it. 218 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I wish we had a sound effect for when the game actually starts. 219 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yoink. 220 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 There it was. 221 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Let's get ready to rumble. 222 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, we got to get that dice ASMR. 223 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,000 You can hear the dice jiggling in my hands like some very delicate balls. 224 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 This is a monumental throw of the dice, the beginning. 225 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 And we got a 12. 226 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,000 For the listeners at home, he rolled the dice, and we're off, people. 227 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Nine. 228 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 I don't give a flying toot about a nine. 229 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 I'll tell you that right now. 230 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 This is a G-rated podcast. 231 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm going to say it. 232 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Two. 233 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Oh, wow, I'm fucking cooking right now, audience. 234 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 We are. 235 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 We're just driving F-bombs left and right. 236 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Oh, I mean we start out with anal frobes. 237 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I don't give a flying toot, but Landon gives a fuck about a two. 238 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 All right, I'm putting down a road. 239 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And Landon's off. 240 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Landon looks very... 241 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I mean, we're one road in, but of course we always have to think about the future of this game. 242 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Landon looks very similar to Hugh Grant. 243 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Right. 244 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Is what James was going to say. 245 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 But worse somehow. 246 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Landon is set up to settle on two very strong secondary positions. 247 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Six. 248 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Would anyone like any wood? 249 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 No. 250 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 First trade of the podcast. 251 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 First trade of the podcast. 252 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Oh, we got a trade. 253 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 What's the trade sound? 254 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Oh my god. 255 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 You should have the synth next to you and make like... 256 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Does it have sound effects, or is it just... 257 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I need a different synth for that. 258 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 We'll work that out in episode two. 259 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Or even if you can do like a dun dun, you know, on the synth. 260 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 All right, guys. 261 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 My friend Jamie's calling. 262 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Let's see what Jamie's got to say. 263 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Exciting. 264 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Jamie, you're on the Katan cast. 265 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 What's happening? 266 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh, hello. 267 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 What's up? 268 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 He probably has no idea. 269 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 What's up? 270 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Never thought I'd be here. 271 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, you made it. 272 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 First guest of the podcast. 273 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 You're the first guest. 274 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Okay, what are you going to ask me? 275 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 What's up? 276 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 You called me. 277 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Who are you? 278 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 What are you doing? 279 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Oh, that's right. 280 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I called you. 281 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You want to come over? 282 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Wow. 283 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Friend of the podcast, Wes, is walking in the door as well. 284 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Oh, a lot's happening. 285 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Okay, you're going... 286 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 You don't want to come over first? 287 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Uh... 288 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 It's like... 289 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:50,000 It opens the door. 290 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Wes is there on the phone. 291 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Tucker says, we're recording a podcast. 292 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 And Wes just turns around. 293 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 The look of disappointment. 294 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Jamie, what do you want to do? 295 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 And he's gone. 296 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 He might have just gone home. 297 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yeah, that was awesome. 298 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I have to pick you up? 299 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 You would have to. 300 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 You can't... 301 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 I mean, I would normally, but we're in the middle of the podcast. 302 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 So would you want to do an Uber? 303 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 It'd probably be like eight bucks. 304 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 I can also do that. 305 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 But I can also just go on the run and then do that. 306 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 All right, fine. 307 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Go on the run. 308 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Go on the run. 309 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Okay, all right. 310 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 All right, and that was Jamie. 311 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Play him off, James. 312 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Play him off. 313 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Jamie off. 314 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 All right, bye, Jamie. 315 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I'm a drummer. 316 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 All right, thank you, Jamie, for calling in. 317 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:22,000 This is the person you were madly in love with. 318 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Okay. 319 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,720 Wow, we've rolled the dice thrice. 320 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,840 And if you are our 100th caller, you win. 321 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,520 Tucker, what are you doing on your roll right now? 322 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520 Oh. 323 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,120 You win the last piece of turkey in the fridge. 324 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Would anyone like wood? 325 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,120 Would anyone like wood? 326 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,120 No, you asked us eight minutes ago. 327 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Is there a break out there yet? 328 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,120 I don't think I have any break. 329 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,120 No, another two. 330 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:48,320 If we don't focus on the game, then these episodes are going to wind up being an hour 331 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,320 and 45 minutes long. 332 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,320 Who wants wood or sheep? 333 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,320 I want you to... 334 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,320 All right, I'm passing that on to Jamie. 335 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,320 All right, I'm passing the dice. 336 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,560 What were you after? 337 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,560 I want wheat or brick. 338 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,120 I would do a wheat for a wood. 339 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 Okay. 340 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,240 I think speed katan for the sake of the listeners at home. 341 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,520 Should we do our first hypothetical? 342 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,520 Sure. 343 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,160 This would be a great time for your wooden gather. 344 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,160 This is... 345 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,160 Can you do a little intro for my segment? 346 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,560 Lannan, you got to do something. 347 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,840 We got to figure out these little songs. 348 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 This segment is called... 349 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,400 We got little different songs from this unit. 350 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:20,560 Also, will the mic pick it up over there? 351 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,560 Here's hypotheticals. 352 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,560 All right. 353 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:28,560 You got to call it Would You Rather, because that's what it is. 354 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,560 All right. 355 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,560 Awesome. 356 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,560 What about... 357 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,560 It's too long. 358 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,560 It's pretty long, but yeah. 359 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,880 Anyway, the blues. 360 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:49,200 You constantly have to listen to music for 22 hours a day or no music ever? 361 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,960 Can I make music still? 362 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,880 Yes, but nonstop music for 22 hours. 363 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,840 So if you're making music, then you're listening to it. 364 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,840 You know what I mean? 365 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,840 It can be on low. 366 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:04,840 It can be background music, 22 hours a day, rest of your life. 367 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,400 How are we listening to the music? 368 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,040 Is it like a chip in our... 369 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,240 But I'm like, is there a chip in our brain that's just like... 370 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,800 Or do we have to wear headphones 22 hours a day? 371 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,800 No, no, no, no, no. 372 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,360 Just constant background music in your life. 373 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,960 I don't know the technical... 374 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,440 It's just a speaker. 375 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,440 Yeah, that's an eight. 376 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,440 It just appears out of nowhere. 377 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,440 Yeah. 378 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,440 So, anyone want wood? 379 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,440 No? 380 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,440 Okay. 381 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,440 Yeah, it could be back... 382 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,480 You could have it when you're sleeping. 383 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,480 Yeah. 384 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,760 It's a five. 385 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:41,080 And I'm the guy who's gonna... 386 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,080 What is music? 387 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080 That's what I'm trying to say here. 388 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,080 It's like, God. 389 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,080 At what point does it... 390 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080 You know what I mean. 391 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,080 You know what? 392 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080 Jazz counts, classical counts. 393 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,080 I built a city. 394 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,080 I'm just telling everybody I built a city. 395 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Can I listen to ambient music? 396 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,080 Built a city. 397 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,840 Can I listen to droney, super chill? 398 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,840 As long as it's... 399 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,840 I built a city. 400 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,840 As long as it's music, quote unquote. 401 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 Tonal. 402 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,840 Yeah, well, that's the thing. 403 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,880 I really wanna know more about this definition of music that you got. 404 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,920 This is why you asked the question. 405 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920 Yeah, yeah. 406 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,920 And this is why everyone's listening. 407 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,680 The answer for me is quite easy. 408 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,020 James Roller 7. 409 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,020 I built a city also. 410 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,020 So... 411 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:15,480 I said it like a thousand times, but you guys are just dealing with your fucking stupid 412 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,480 ass question, which I haven't answered for. 413 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,280 I think Landon's going all in on the music 22 hours a day. 414 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,280 I am. 415 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,720 If it's a speaker that's somewhere in a room and I can put it on level one... 416 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,840 You have to be able to hear it. 417 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,840 You can't turn it into zero. 418 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,840 It's not on mute, but it's on level one. 419 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,560 You need to be listening to music 22 hours a day. 420 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,000 Is that a better way to phrase it, Tucker? 421 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 No, it just has to be on. 422 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,120 I think Tucker's the... 423 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,920 You need to hear music in your brain 22 hours a day. 424 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,240 I don't care how that happens. 425 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,240 But it could be like this... 426 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,200 It could be quiet. 427 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,120 You need to be able to know it's there. 428 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,560 Kind of like tinnitus. 429 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,560 You know it's there. 430 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,560 All right, I'm done. 431 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560 Here we go. 432 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,280 It's another fun thing for the listeners at home. 433 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,280 Good block. 434 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:01,560 This is the pilot episode, and I'm already worried that these are going to be two hour 435 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,560 long episodes. 436 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,560 Katana takes a long time. 437 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,560 We'll also cut it down. 438 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,560 Definitely. 439 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,560 Yeah. 440 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 Two tens in a row. 441 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,560 Five minutes. 442 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,280 A fun fact for the listeners at home. 443 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,800 A lot of people refer to the ringing in your ears as tinnitus, but that is actually incorrect. 444 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,600 It is pronounced tinnitus. 445 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,880 The suffix of itis implies swelling. 446 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880 Nerd. 447 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,160 Which is not what tinnitus is. 448 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160 Tinnitus. 449 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,160 It's tinnitus. 450 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 Tinnitus. 451 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,160 All right, that was cool. 452 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,160 Who's got sheep? 453 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,160 I have no cards. 454 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,160 I have sheep. 455 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,160 I would like a... 456 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,160 I don't want anything. 457 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,160 Order an oar? 458 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,160 I don't want anything. 459 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,160 Okay, great. 460 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,160 Moving on. 461 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,160 Tinnitus. 462 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,160 Did you know that Frankenstein is the name of the... 463 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,160 Yes. 464 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,160 Doctor and other... 465 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,160 Doctor and other... 466 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,160 For the record, I was... 467 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,160 I think it was like three tens. 468 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,160 Twelves are hot. 469 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,160 We can get a lot of twelves. 470 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,160 And that's the only reason why this game is going so... 471 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,160 And that's a seven. 472 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,160 That's five. 473 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,920 And I think you took from me, so I'll take from you. 474 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,160 So James, yes, you can listen to ambiance music. 475 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160 Ambiance. 476 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,160 Ambiance. 477 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160 You can listen to ambiance music. 478 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160 Ambiance. 479 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,920 Because like, you know, got to listen to music 22 hours a day. 480 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,880 18 of those hours like every day is just going to be like Brian Eno or something. 481 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 Sure. 482 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,880 Like, background... 483 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,440 I'd probably go for... 484 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,840 And then you got two hours after... 485 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,640 My relationship with music would be so different. 486 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640 Yeah, you would hate it. 487 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,640 I would, yeah. 488 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,520 No, it can be super fucking quiet. 489 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,280 There have been more twos and twelves than sixes. 490 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,400 Okay, I will trade two wood for a brick. 491 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Don't have it. 492 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,400 Okay. 493 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Doesn't bet a nine yet. 494 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400 Very low. 495 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400 Oh, there's been one nine. 496 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400 Six and five. 497 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 And there's the nine. 498 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400 Would you like to revisit that trade? 499 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400 Are you talking to me? 500 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400 Yep. 501 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,400 Two... 502 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400 I don't have any wood. 503 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,760 No, I give two wood. 504 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,760 You give me a brick. 505 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,760 Okay. 506 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,760 He got two brick. 507 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,760 I'll do it. 508 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,760 Oh. 509 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,760 I'll do it. 510 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,760 Did Wes actually leave? 511 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,640 No, he's just on the phone outside. 512 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,680 He's contemplating going home because... 513 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,240 Okay, does anybody need sheep or wood or ore? 514 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,680 Sheep, wood, or ore? 515 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,680 I want wheat, obviously. 516 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,680 Obviously. 517 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,680 No? 518 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680 No. 519 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,680 Okay. 520 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,680 Moving on. 521 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,680 I'm going to chill for a second. 522 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,440 Did any of us decide every time someone... 523 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,720 We passed the dice. 524 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,720 I've rolled a five. 525 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 Yep. 526 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,720 I like that. 527 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720 I'd like a brick. 528 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,560 Who wants to potentially loan your boy a brick? 529 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,560 Nope. 530 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,560 I cannot do. 531 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,560 All right. 532 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,560 Hot ten. 533 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560 Hot ten. 534 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560 Here we go. 535 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,560 I'm rolling dice. 536 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,560 This game's flying by now. 537 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,560 Four? 538 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560 That would be a four for the viewers. 539 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,960 The viewers who are watching. 540 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960 Viewers. 541 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,840 Yeah, it's going to be a... 542 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,840 Visual only, no sound. 543 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,840 Visual, yeah. 544 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,360 The sound is just temp so we can animate what we're doing. 545 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360 Yeah. 546 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:45,760 Just to round out the question, I think if I can listen to music on level one... 547 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,760 God, good block. 548 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:52,040 A couple of fives, not going through... 549 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,040 All day, I'm going to listen on level one because I think it still would be really nice 550 00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:01,320 to get the opportunity to listen to good music when I want to intentionally. 551 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320 Yeah. 552 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,320 I've rolled a ten. 553 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,320 What are you guys listening to these days? 554 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,440 That's a great question. 555 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,880 Yeah, I know what you're listening to actually. 556 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,880 I can answer that for you. 557 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,200 Yeah, tell me what I'm listening to. 558 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,400 You're listening to the Bye Bye podcast that I made for our friend Danny for her going 559 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400 away party. 560 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 I loved that podcast. 561 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 You can find it. 562 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400 Oh, I said podcast? 563 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,400 Shit, I meant playlist. 564 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400 Bye Bye playlist. 565 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,400 I have been listening to that playlist. 566 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:32,560 So, Landon made a playlist for his friend and who's going away because she's leaving. 567 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560 And it's really good. 568 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:38,200 That playlist is going to morph into our party playlist for our Halloween party we're having 569 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200 with someone. 570 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,480 And that will be called Ghouls and Shit. 571 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,480 Right. 572 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480 And we made an awesome flyer. 573 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,360 You are all invited, all of our listeners. 574 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 Come on over to Glendale. 575 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,880 The only people who would ever hear this are the people who would definitely be at our 576 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,880 party. 577 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880 Yes. 578 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880 And my mother. 579 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,880 Shirley's not coming? 580 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880 She'll probably come. 581 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 Okay, great. 582 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,880 I'm going to do a development card. 583 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,880 What are we doing it for? 584 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,880 First development card. 585 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,880 Oh. 586 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,880 Sick. 587 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,880 Gosh. 588 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,880 That was awesome. 589 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,880 You sure? 590 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880 Yeah. 591 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,880 I'm only up. 592 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,880 No, I'm only after Brooke now. 593 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,360 Tucker, your turn. 594 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,600 Live recording a podcast and he's not in the room for a second. 595 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,860 Sorry, I was sending an email for the viewers at home that is electronic mail. 596 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,860 You don't need your job. 597 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,860 This is our job now. 598 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:25,860 Thanks to Serna Anilberg. 599 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:26,860 Nice. 600 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:32,680 All right, does anyone want... Yeah, we're all making six figures from this. 601 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,680 Can you imagine? 602 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,680 Yeah. 603 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,680 Can you believe it? 604 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,680 Does anyone want wheat? 605 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,680 Can you believe it? 606 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,680 Okay. 607 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680 Nine. 608 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,680 Ooh. 609 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,680 For the listeners at home, that was a nine. 610 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,680 Yes. 611 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,280 And nine is a prime number. 612 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,440 Fun fact. 613 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,160 It's a magic number. 614 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,880 Okay, I'm going to settle. 615 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,080 Here we go. 616 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:57,960 So I think it's important for the viewers since this is a visual game to check in every 617 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,960 now and then. 618 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,720 Currently, Landon has four points. 619 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,520 He has three settlements in the city. 620 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,520 Landon's looking dangerous. 621 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,520 He's got a city and two settlements. 622 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,600 He's got a position for another great settlement coming. 623 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,120 He just built a road so he can settle there next turn if he gets the rolls. 624 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,920 Oh, you built a road or a settlement? 625 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,920 I settled and I built a road. 626 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,120 Meanwhile, I have built one road this game. 627 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120 And I'm building another development. 628 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120 Right. 629 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,040 But James... I'm firmly in last place. 630 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,840 Here's what I'll say about you, James. 631 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840 Yes. 632 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,840 Great guy. 633 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840 Sneaky Catan player. 634 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,840 Huge cock. 635 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840 Huge cock. 636 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840 Who said that? 637 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,960 You sneak up in Catan games. 638 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:37,400 I feel like you have a habit of not doing well at the beginning, saying the game's over, 639 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,400 and then coming back and whooping it up. 640 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:44,200 It's the phenomenon that the players in first and second place are just constantly going 641 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,200 to be trying to tear each other down. 642 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,880 If you're in last place, you automatically have that advantage to get back in. 643 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,880 Tens are hard. 644 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,640 Never give up, kids. 645 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,800 Never give up. 646 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,560 To all of our 10-year-old listeners. 647 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,880 We all said yes, we'd listen to music 24 hours. 648 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,880 Yes. 649 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,880 If I can put on level... 22 hours. 650 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,880 You get two hours off. 651 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880 Yep. 652 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880 Easily. 653 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:09,680 If it's on level one and I can just have the most chill droning shit... 654 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,040 What if I try to make the argument that white noise could be music? 655 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,880 I deny it for this hypothetical. 656 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,880 Okay. 657 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,880 He denies it. 658 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,880 It's got to be Tucker's... This is a music theory. 659 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,880 It's a good segment. 660 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,880 I will say though, I really love... Tucker is the god of this segment. 661 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880 Yes, he is. 662 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,840 I'm the type of guy that really values silence. 663 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,160 I love silence. 664 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,480 So the rest of this podcast will be silent. 665 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,240 To honor my preferences. 666 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,680 And our sponsor... What was it? 667 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,680 Jackie's Air Holes. 668 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,680 No, no, no. 669 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,680 It's the anal. 670 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680 Dry pretzels. 671 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,680 You know, Serta. 672 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,680 They make mattresses? 673 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,680 I'm doing nothing. 674 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,880 You might know them from Serta Anal Probes and Serta Anal Probes. 675 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,880 Serta Anal Probes. 676 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,880 Rolled gold pretzels. 677 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,360 The little airplane snackies. 678 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,360 I'm putting down a wood. 679 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,360 I'm putting down a sheep. 680 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,360 You got a wood. 681 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,360 Putting down a wheat. 682 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360 He's settling. 683 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,560 And I'm putting down four more wheat for a brick. 684 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,080 Landon is starting to pull away. 685 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,080 He's got five. 686 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:05,000 He's two roads away from six, seven, longest road. 687 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,760 He might have two nights, which would put him one night away from eight, nine, largest 688 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,760 army. 689 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,760 Fuck. 690 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,600 His path to success is clear. 691 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,320 I've rolled a seven, and you know I'm gonna... 692 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,160 I just lost four of my cards for the audience. 693 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,120 I'm gonna take that cute little sheep. 694 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120 The front door opens. 695 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,680 Oh, welcome Wes to our podcast. 696 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,680 Wes walks in. 697 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:30,720 Friend of the podcast, Wes Brubbob. 698 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,240 At five foot, 11 inches. 699 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,720 God, he looks so good. 700 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720 Born 1994. 701 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,720 He looks so good. 702 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,720 He's got something wrapped in foil. 703 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720 He's got something wrapped in foil, and we're all curious. 704 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,720 All right, well, Wes will be joining in here for the rest of the podcast. 705 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,720 Yeah, that's the guest segment. 706 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:45,740 He's got a little bit of a 707 00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,200 podcast. 708 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,040 He doesn't have a mic, so he'll just have to yell. 709 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,040 Room sound. 710 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,040 Who is this for? 711 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040 No one? 712 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040 Thank you. 713 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040 That was Wes Brubbob. 714 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040 For people who want to pass. 715 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040 Get him out of here. 716 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,040 Get him out of here. 717 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,040 Anyone want wheat? 718 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,960 I can give up three wheats. 719 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,960 Three wheat for a wood. 720 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960 James? 721 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,440 James, can you get in the zone here, bud? 722 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,440 Three wheat for a wood. 723 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,440 Plug back in. 724 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,440 Three wheat for a wood? 725 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,440 Yeah. 726 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,440 Oh my God. 727 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,440 Holy shit. 728 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,440 Holy shit. 729 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,440 I'm gonna settle now. 730 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,720 For the listeners at home, Bodega Park is a delicious sandwich establishment in Silver 731 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,640 Lake that Wes has procured a sandwich from. 732 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,640 Is that where you went? 733 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640 Yeah, we went there. 734 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640 Chab cheese. 735 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640 Chab cheese, boys. 736 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,600 I'm playing the first night of the game. 737 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,640 Play the night song. 738 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,280 And we all hated that. 739 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280 That's kind of what a night might sound like, though. 740 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,280 No. 741 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,280 Taking from... 742 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280 You took from me last time. 743 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280 Oh, StarCrafts of Card. 744 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,280 No cards, buddy, boy. 745 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280 Are you after anything? 746 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280 No, I just have a wheat, so I'm gonna take that. 747 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,040 Do your worst. 748 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,440 Did you go to the North Hollywood? 749 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,440 Anything but that. 750 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,440 The song? 751 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,440 I won. 752 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,440 God damn it. 753 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440 I won. 754 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440 God damn it. 755 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,440 He took something. 756 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,440 Big day at Bodega Park. 757 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,440 Oh. 758 00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,440 That was Wes's... 759 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,440 Big shout out to our sponsor today, Bodega Park. 760 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,880 Make it a Bodega Day. 761 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,880 Make it a Bodega. 762 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,000 We'll keep working on that. 763 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 764 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 We're gonna keep dropping it. 765 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 They're gonna want something. 766 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Okay. 767 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 James, make a move. 768 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Oh, keep building a city. 769 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Buildin' a city. 770 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Make a move song. 771 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,720 All right, let me ask you guys a question. 772 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:30,760 Would you rather have to send a nude of yours to a random contact in your phone every single 773 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,840 day for the rest of your life? 774 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:41,160 Or would you rather receive a nude from one of your parents every day? 775 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,920 Okay, parents, I would block them. 776 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,120 You have to look at it every day. 777 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120 You have... 778 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,120 I'm playing a development card. 779 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,120 Then... 780 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,920 You have received... 781 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,480 Because here's the thing about receiving a nude from your parents every day. 782 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,480 It's hot. 783 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,480 It's hot. 784 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,480 Okay. 785 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,000 So, it affects you, but it doesn't really affect your life. 786 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,280 It's just like a bummer for 10 minutes every day. 787 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,080 Technically the damage is limited to one person. 788 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,080 It's you. 789 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,080 It's terrible for you. 790 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,000 You have to figure out a way to move on with your life having to look at your naked parents 791 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 every day. 792 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 But, yeah. 793 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,520 But, how many contacts do you have in your phone? 794 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,600 And you said you have to send a nude to a random contact in your phone every day. 795 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,000 So, all of your contacts will inevitably get multiple nudes of you. 796 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,920 Yeah, it could be the same person two days in a row by accident. 797 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,800 But, maybe like 200, 400, I don't know how many people. 798 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,320 Like 300 people in your contact list. 799 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,480 That's 300 people that are gonna need to numb themselves to the fact that your career... 800 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,320 No, it's gotta be the parents. 801 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,320 Numb themselves. 802 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:46,920 At least you can suffer in silence and keep your career and your friends and your life 803 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920 partially intact. 804 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920 Receive the parent nudes. 805 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920 That's what Tucker's... 806 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 Tucker's... 807 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,400 You had some like really brutal would-you-rathers. 808 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,520 You're like really especially good at just like coming up with like... 809 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,520 Yeah, yeah. 810 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:01,160 My favorite is would you rather fall 100 feet into the ocean or appear 200 feet below the 811 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 ocean? 812 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,160 See what I mean? 813 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,720 This is just like off the top of his dome, people. 814 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,720 That's actually... 815 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720 It's easy. 816 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,440 I don't think it's as easy as you think it is. 817 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,400 I'd rather take my chances surviving falling. 818 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,400 Right. 819 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,480 Because if you appear below, you're gonna almost get the bends. 820 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480 100 feet is not a big... 821 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480 I'll certainly get the bends. 822 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480 I'm going to... 823 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480 It's survival. 824 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480 ...play my second night. 825 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,480 Yeah. 826 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,480 Put it back. 827 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480 It's gonna sound like it's so high. 828 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,480 But you can survive. 829 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,480 I don't think... 830 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,480 And it's over in a second. 831 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,480 Well, here's the thing. 832 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480 You're in the middle of the ocean, so you gotta survive that part too. 833 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480 That's where we're going. 834 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,480 I have a sweet, sweet numb capacity. 835 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,480 It is. 836 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,480 Yeah. 837 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,480 Okay, I'll take from Tucker. 838 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,480 Dude. 839 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480 One of the bends, you gotta... 840 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,480 I think you're crazy. 841 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,480 There's a higher chance of death if you go 200 feet below, I'd say. 842 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,480 Yes. 843 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,480 Falling from 100 feet, as long as you kind of go in like... 844 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,480 Tucker says you're in the middle of the ocean, though. 845 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,480 With basic... 846 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,480 If you fall and break any limb, you'll drown. 847 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,480 Yeah. 848 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480 You'll be double drowned. 849 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,480 You'll fall. 850 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,480 Well, if you're in the middle of the ocean, fuck it. 851 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,480 You're gonna die. 852 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,480 This is a hypothetical. 853 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,480 You die in either one. 854 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,480 I don't know if he said that. 855 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480 He didn't say in the middle of the ocean. 856 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,480 Here's a fun take. 857 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,480 He said it. 858 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480 Did you say middle of the ocean? 859 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,480 Middle of the ocean. 860 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480 He said just... 861 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480 No, no, okay, not the middle of the ocean. 862 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,480 Like someone... 863 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,480 If you can survive the... 864 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480 You can see land. 865 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480 That must sound funny. 866 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,480 You still have to swim. 867 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480 You still have to swim. 868 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480 Yeah. 869 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,480 You know, fun fact about the nude thing... 870 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480 Dogs instead of cats. 871 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,480 I have never sent a nude. 872 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,480 Roll gold instead of antiprops. 873 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,480 Sorry, very different things were just said. 874 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,480 No, I've never sent a nude. 875 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,480 I've received a nude, but I've never sent one. 876 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,480 I mean... 877 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,480 You've never sent a nude. 878 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,480 Right. 879 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480 Well, you've got a long life ahead of you. 880 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,480 We don't know that, personally. 881 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,480 I've sent very, very few nudes in my life. 882 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,480 All right. 883 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,480 How many nudes have we sent? 884 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,480 Play me out. 885 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,480 Play me out. 886 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,480 Yeah, this is a good question. 887 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,480 Many nudes. 888 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,480 It could be the name of this podcast. 889 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,480 Many nudes. 890 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,480 Many nudes with the dudes. 891 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,480 Am I right, boys? 892 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,480 Hey, I know. 893 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,480 I hate that. 894 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,480 We do not. 895 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,480 We are out of beer. 896 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,480 Play the out of beer song, please. 897 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480 Oh, sure, I got you. 898 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,480 Womp, womp. 899 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,480 There you go. 900 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,480 That's terrible. 901 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,480 It's a mess. 902 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:03,480 Guys, who wants brick? 903 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:08,480 James, I know you want brick. 904 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,480 I'd go for brick. 905 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,480 I can only give you sheep, though. 906 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480 That's fine. 907 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,480 I know. 908 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,480 People are going to be like, I have no idea what's going on. 909 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,480 Three, four, five, six, seven. 910 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,480 Sheep, brick, wood, and wheat. 911 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,480 I mean, here's what's going on. 912 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,480 Landon is... 913 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,480 Okay, so for anyone who wants inside... 914 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,480 He's one night away from winning. 915 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,480 Eight points. 916 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,480 We don't want to talk about it. 917 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,480 Oh, this is probably a good time to introduce the Catan board. 918 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,480 Yeah, great. 919 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,480 So we have a Catan board. 920 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,480 And we got wheat. 921 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,480 And we keep track of how many people win. 922 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,480 Sheep. 923 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,480 And right now we're all tied. 924 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,480 I'll take an ore. 925 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,480 And we get a lot of confused for an ore. 926 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,480 Tucker, do you have a sheep? 927 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,480 I got wheat. 928 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,480 Would you trade a wheat? 929 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,480 You guys... 930 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,480 Would you not trade a wheat? 931 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,480 Yeah, what can you give me? 932 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,480 A sheep or ore? 933 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,480 Oh, ore. 934 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,480 I'll do ore. 935 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480 Okay, thank you. 936 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,480 So, right, the last round of this chalkboard, 937 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,480 we were playing to 25 games. 938 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,480 The winner got treated to octopus sushi in Glendale. 939 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,480 Proud sponsor. 940 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480 Yeah. 941 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480 Shout out to octopus sushi. 942 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,480 The only place to get a live cat. 943 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480 So... 944 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480 To eat or to... 945 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,480 To adopt. 946 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,480 No. 947 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480 You fool. 948 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,480 Five. 949 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:27,480 Yeah, I, being Landon, the victor of the last 25 games, 950 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,480 we erased the board, started over. 951 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,480 Landon and Tucker have five games under our belts. 952 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:38,480 James is just trailing ever so closely with four wins. 953 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,480 Today could be the day that James ties it all up. 954 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:48,480 Yeah, this is kind of like season two of our Catan, I don't know, League of Three. 955 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480 I don't like League. 956 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,480 Oh, and that's a re-roll. 957 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,480 I'm trying to go with sports analogy, but... 958 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,480 Yeah, we have this little thing where we re-roll if the dice isn't fully on the table. 959 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:01,480 And you guys better believe that there's going to be a sick audio for Heart of the Cards. 960 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,480 Oh. 961 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,480 And it's happening. 962 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,480 Is that coming up here? 963 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,480 Wow. 964 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480 We're getting pretty close. 965 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 966 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,480 He's got eight points. 967 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,480 I've got five. 968 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480 Tucker? 969 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,480 Four. 970 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,480 For those listening in... 971 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,480 Interesting. 972 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,480 Not last place. 973 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480 Not last place over here. 974 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:25,480 When a player gets nine points and the quickest path to victory is pulling a development card 975 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,480 and it being a victory point, we call that Heart of the Cards. 976 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,480 Shout out to Yu-Gi-Oh, right? 977 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,480 Did you guys watch Yu-Gi-Oh? 978 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480 Oh, yeah, Heart of the Cards, whatever. 979 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480 Yeah, that's from Yu-Gi-Oh. 980 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,480 I didn't come up with that. 981 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,480 I thought you made that up. 982 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,480 No, it's from Yu-Gi-Oh. 983 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,480 So my whole life is a lie. 984 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,480 My whole life is a lie. 985 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,480 I'm trying to make a trade, fellas. 986 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,480 Anybody got wheat? 987 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,480 I have wheat. 988 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480 I want ore. 989 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,480 I have brick and sheep. 990 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,480 I can give two sheep for a wheat or a wood. 991 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,480 Don't have that. 992 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480 You've got to stay lean. 993 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,480 So right now, I'm going to describe the board a little bit for our listeners. 994 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480 Right now, Landon is basically crossing the whole board. 995 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,480 I'm just going to yolo. 996 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480 With eight roads. 997 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,480 I have longest road. 998 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,480 I'm about to get largest army if I can pull up another knight. 999 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,480 But James is investing in development cards, so you never know what could happen. 1000 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,480 And I'm a... 1001 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480 He's a sad little boy. 1002 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,480 He's a five. 1003 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,480 And he is a sad little man. 1004 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,480 I'm a sad little man. 1005 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,480 So what I'm going to try and do here to explain my strategy, Landon, don't listen. 1006 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,480 I'm going to try and get the longest road and take it away from Landon. 1007 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,480 So we're going to see how that goes. 1008 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 And I will gladly... 1009 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,480 I'm going to go on a record and gladly help Tucker. 1010 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,480 And James is going to buy the rooms. 1011 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,480 And I'm going to say good fucking luck because... 1012 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480 It's over. 1013 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,480 It's got to be over soon. 1014 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480 You've got a puny little situation going on there. 1015 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480 Puny little wiener. 1016 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,480 Good luck, dude, because you've got a small penis. 1017 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,480 You're such a bitch, dude. 1018 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480 All right, here we go. 1019 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,480 All right. 1020 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,480 Everything that we are not. 1021 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,480 Here we go. 1022 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,480 Yep. 1023 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,480 Well, guys... 1024 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,480 It's the game. 1025 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480 No, it's not the game. 1026 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480 It's not the game. 1027 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,480 Harder the cards. 1028 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,480 All right, all right. 1029 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,480 The fanfare. 1030 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,480 The fanfare. 1031 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,480 It's time for Harder the Cards. 1032 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,480 You're almost done listening to this episode. 1033 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480 Your sweet release is near. 1034 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:12,480 Harder the cards. 1035 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,480 That was awesome. 1036 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,480 I mean, it was something. 1037 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,480 It was something. 1038 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,480 We got a we. 1039 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480 We got a she. 1040 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480 We'll work on the sounds for that. 1041 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480 We got four other... 1042 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,480 Two professional musician producers. 1043 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,480 And that's the best we could come up with. 1044 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,480 We're doing this on the fly. 1045 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,480 We are loose. 1046 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,480 Yeah, this is loose. 1047 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,480 And it was not a victory point. 1048 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480 The game continues. 1049 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,480 We haven't decided the name of the pod yet. 1050 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,480 World of Seven. 1051 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,480 So here's the question. 1052 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,480 I'll tell you some options you tell me if you like. 1053 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,480 Catan, cast, settling. 1054 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,480 Settlers of Glendale, Catan, cast, settling. 1055 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,480 Night. 1056 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,480 Move it back here. 1057 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480 I'm going to go here again. 1058 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,480 I know. 1059 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,480 I do like... 1060 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480 Settling. 1061 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480 Exactly. 1062 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480 The audience is settling. 1063 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,480 We're settling. 1064 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,480 I have a feeling. 1065 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,480 Yeah, there's something clean about that. 1066 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,480 Oh, thanks for moving that night. 1067 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,480 That is a nine for everyone at home. 1068 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,480 Four brick for Landon. 1069 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,480 So here's my dilemma. 1070 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,480 I'm losing. 1071 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,480 I think it's over for us, buddy. 1072 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,480 Not yet. 1073 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,480 Who are you calling buddy? 1074 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,480 It's not. 1075 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,480 The game is not technically over, but I'm looking at this board. 1076 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,480 Close to a reroll, but... 1077 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,480 Okay. 1078 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,480 I wish I could remember what this... 1079 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,480 You don't need to play the heart of the card song every heart of the card. 1080 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,480 Yes, he does. 1081 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,480 Do you remember it? 1082 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,480 Oh my God. 1083 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,480 Oh, it's a different audio. 1084 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480 Oh, no. 1085 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:43,480 Heart of the cards. 1086 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,480 All right. 1087 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,480 That was... 1088 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480 And or. 1089 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480 We're going to record these, so it's just... 1090 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480 Four brick, yeah, exactly. 1091 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,480 I kind of like the idea that it's different every time. 1092 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,480 It's good that the game continues. 1093 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,480 The game continues. 1094 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,480 Well, at the very least, we got to mic up this board. 1095 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480 Yeah, yeah, we got to do that. 1096 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480 Oh, that's a reroll. 1097 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,480 Seven, going right back to Landon. 1098 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480 No, don't put it there. 1099 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,480 I'm going to go here, give me a bricky. 1100 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,480 Landon, or Tucker, do you want this brick for something? 1101 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480 Oh my God, I would... 1102 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480 Are you trying to road it up or what? 1103 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,480 No, I'm trying to settle. 1104 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,480 Give me wheat. 1105 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,480 He has four. 1106 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480 Give me wheat. 1107 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,480 I have five roads. 1108 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,480 Do you have any wheat? 1109 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,480 I don't want to trade. 1110 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,480 Watch out, I got five points now, so coming it hot. 1111 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,480 Tucker and I are now tied for second with five, and is the game over? 1112 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480 Landon has a song. 1113 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,480 The game's over. 1114 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:41,480 Yeah, that's the sound of my third night giving me 10 points. 1115 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,480 Well, guys. 1116 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,480 You already had that? 1117 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,480 I just picked it up last turn. 1118 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,480 This sucked. 1119 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:54,480 On my next turn, I could have stopped him with this night. 1120 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,480 Yeah. 1121 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,480 All right, well thanks for joining us. 1122 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,480 The Kataan cookie has crumbled in Landon's direction. 1123 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,480 He gets the tasty treat this time. 1124 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,480 Oh, should we have you go up on the board? 1125 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,480 How do we record this? 1126 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,480 For the viewers at home. 1127 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,480 Yeah, for the viewers at home. 1128 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480 I don't know, he's going to go up to the chalkboard. 1129 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480 Landon's going to go up to the chalkboard. 1130 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,480 He's going to go up to the whole tally for our victories, and he's going to go rub it in our faces publicly. 1131 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,480 There's going to be no confusion in this podcast. 1132 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,480 Landon is leading with six wins. 1133 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,480 Tucker behind five, James behind four. 1134 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,480 Anyways, I'm so glad that we found a name for our podcast while we played that game. 1135 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,480 We have to come up with a name before we hit stop record. 1136 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,480 Maybe by the time anyone hears this, there will be a name. 1137 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,480 There probably will be, but. 1138 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,480 The temperature of what I've been hearing between Lauren and Wes was settling. 1139 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,480 I think settling is too vague. 1140 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,480 It's kind of vague, but it's a good idea. 1141 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480 Let's pull the audience. 1142 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:53,480 If you think settling, call in and you want to do line number one. 1143 00:36:53,480 --> 00:37:15,480 All right. Well, this podcast is called Settling, I think.