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Hello players who use cult-like tactics to get more people to join their table.

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And DMs who have 16 dead Snapchat group chats dedicated to games I'll never play.

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And introducing new players who have watched absentmindedly D&D for about two years now

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and never played in any kind of way ever at all.

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Welcome to Table Talk. I'm Maddie. And I'm Robert.

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What are we doing today, Robert?

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Today we are walking... Hey, wait, I'm Elle.

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We're getting there. We're getting there.

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My bad.

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Today we're walking Elle, my fiancee, Elle's friend, also we all live together.

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And we all study to broad together.

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We're getting there, dog. I'm getting there. We're going to walk her through how to make a character in D&D 5th edition.

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Like her intro, what have you believed, she has never once played, she has never participated.

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She does occasionally give feedback when she sits at the table and yells at people.

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I'll say she heckles for sure.

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She does heckle. She's a heckler. She'll be a random person in a store and be like,

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I'm stupid. And then leave and that's the only interaction she has.

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You want to build on that? You can join. And she goes, no, I don't like you all.

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I just like being cool for like two seconds. Goodbye.

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I do like sharing little stories outside of game that technically didn't happen inside of the game itself.

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But we talk in the car afterwards and I'm like, you know that one character in the store that heckled you, this is what she did after that.

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You're a big world builder.

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Great in stories. So what is your, just really kind of quickly, what is your experience with tabletop RPGs?

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What qualifies as experience.

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So like have you played any? Do you know about any?

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Do you know what they are?

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Any interest? Do you watch any?

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My friends play at least once a week, at times more often than that, sometimes a whole vacation.

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That's not true. It feels bad.

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It's not true.

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So I've watched and I've listened and slept through a lot.

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What have you watched?

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Two different campaigns.

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Well, I guess technically like two levels of one campaign and then a whole other one.

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I feel like the second bit was kind of separate.

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Yeah, it was. That was kind of the idea.

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And you also watched...

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And I'm also watching a court of fan flowers on that one thing.

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Drop out.

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Don't speak at the same time as me again.

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Drop out.

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I'm almost done with it too.

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What do you think?

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Hell yeah.

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Well, I kind of got too wrapped into not just watching the episodes, but also watching like the, the out, what do they call it?

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Like not canon conversation, their reflections.

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Like the adventuring parties.

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I love the adventuring parties.

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After talks.

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Yeah, they were a thing until I was like already almost halfway through and then I had to go back and rewatch it all.

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So it's really put me back.

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So why haven't you played before?

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You like watching it to an extent.

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This isn't like cornering you on the podcast.

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You can corner me.

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I don't want to corner you.

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You had a curiosity.

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Why haven't you played before?

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Um, it feels very high pressure.

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And I already have a hard enough time just having fun with friends in general.

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So there's really no reason for me to put any sort of extra expectation on that time.

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You've seen me go through like sometimes when you build,

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Hype something up in your head and you expect one thing and then go in and then it doesn't happen.

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It's like, it kind of sucks.

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But you also have a lot of experience, not in gaming specifically, but in like writing and like flavor and all.

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She's a big board game girlie.

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I am a board game girlie.

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She started a board game collection for us all.

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We have like six of them.

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Fucking love a good board game.

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They're all great.

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So today we're gonna walk her through how to build a character.

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That's valid.

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Like that's addition.

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I don't play D&D, but I read lots of stuff.

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You read lots of things.

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What kind of things you read?

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All the things.

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You think of fantasy motion.

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So of course I read Travis Baldtree's new book, which everybody's talking about as the way to get your book girlfriend into D&D.

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And I liked the book.

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So I guess it could have worked.

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What was the book called?

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The sequel that I need to read is called Something in Bone Dust.

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Legends and lattes.

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Hell yeah.

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And I've read a lot of fantasy, I am a Sarah J. Maskerly, no I don't want to talk about it.

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I've read those.

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Those are the ones that we make fun of you for?

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The Smut Fairy books.

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That's not what they are.

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It's a very small percentage.

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It was not my choice.

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Anyways.

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I've read the Hobbit.

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They call them Smut Fairy books.

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I'd like to get into the Lord of the Rings.

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You know, that's the fantasy stuff.

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Have you ever thought about playing in one of those settings?

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Or, I don't know, just kind of thought about how interesting or if it is, I guess has the

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idea ever kind of jumped out at you that it'd be cool to kind of like role play in one of

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The closest I've ever got to role playing is playing pretend for way too late in age.

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I play pretend forever.

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So no.

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Well, that's what it is though.

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My opinion, I think that playing D&D is the same as playing like fucking horses or some

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shit at recess, except...

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Horses.

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Like, well, I didn't play horses, but I knew people who did.

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And like, it's basically, it feels like that to me, except you roll dice sometimes.

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Like, for me, in the way that I approach role play, it's very that play pretend like you

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do when you're a kid.

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But I know that some people also like completely just narrate and be like, this is what my character

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I'm not in character at all.

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It's very like third person.

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That's sometimes that's how I get when I play.

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I haven't played in a while, but that's how I get when I do play is this, like, oftentimes

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I'll say this person does this or he feels this way or I think he does this because it's

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easier for me to do like the Sims top down.

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Kind of this is what the character thinks or feels as opposed to like being the character.

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It's easier when I'm DMing to be that person.

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I don't know why it just is, but as the player, for some reason, I feel more comfortable doing

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the like.

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I think he's feeling this and then he does that.

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That's weird because I think it would be the opposite.

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Yeah, I thought it would be to.

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I think it's just I spend more time with the NPCs that I play as a DM and it helps to feel

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more connected to them individually as opposed to them.

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Yeah, because there's so many personalities that I have to separate.

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It's easier to like it makes it easier when they all have a very distinct personality.

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I lived on a cul-de-sac and every single time it rained, there would be like the it would

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fill up the middle and especially like around the edges of the street, it would get like

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really thick and like there'd be almost like a little bit of a current.

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So I would always like pick a bunch of leaves and they would be the ferry boats.

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Oh, hell, you would like top down, pretend.

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So I mean, I guess in that way it was pretty fucking third person.

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So you played a D&D.

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You just didn't know it.

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Yeah, I guess.

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I'm like those little seeds that fell that what do they call them?

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The helicopters.

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I love those things.

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My fairies rode the shit out of those things.

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Hell, yes.

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What were those?

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They rode the shit out of those things.

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There were like so many movies that were like little fairy people that came out.

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They were all animated.

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The borrowers.

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I always think of the borrowers and what's the studio deadly one?

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Oh, Secret Life of...

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Arietti.

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Fucking love that shit, man.

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I was thinking like...

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I love Sentai.

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I wasn't even thinking 2D Animator.

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I was thinking like I think it's called like Epic or something.

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Like those type.

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The one with the bird?

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Oh my God.

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So there's this one scene.

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I'm so sorry.

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There's this one scene where it's the slug and he has a crush on like the main character

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girl right?

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Oh, I know.

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Gungo.

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Wait, what was it?

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Where was it?

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Gonna cry to your flat face, mommy.

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That's my favorite part.

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She references that so often.

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It's kind of crazy.

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I cannot tell you guys if I had any details about that movie, but you said that.

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Look at yourself.

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You can't.

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Your eyeballs are stuck in your head.

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Jeez, how much of this do you have?

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She got this shit quoted, dog.

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Oh my God.

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It's one scene.

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It's one specific scene.

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Well, yay.

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So time to hop into the character things.

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If that's okay with everybody.

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I have the sheet next to me, so that way it's easier for me to point and tell you where

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things are.

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Oh, did he say what we were doing?

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Yeah, building a character for somebody for the first time.

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And then Madison's gonna join with.

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Less narration on Madison's behalf, but it's kind of fun to be able to walk them both

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through it, and it's easier to walk through when you have somebody to do it with.

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And it's also fun to make a character with someone.

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So if we're going from book, like just straight up the book order, the first thing we'll pick

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is race.

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If you look at your character sheet, it's at the top right.

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What's closest to fairy?

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There is a fairy class.

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Really fairy.

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So I'm just gonna, I'm a speedrun the races, and I'm sure you'll, you'll say fairy, but

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I'm a read amount out anyways, because it's kind of part of the thing.

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I'm listening.

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Dwarf.

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Elv.

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Different kinds of elves.

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Different kinds of dwarves.

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Every one of these is gonna have what's called a sub race, which I'm sure you can figure

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Bless you.

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Jesus Christ.

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Why is this book doing this?

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Humans, which exactly what they sound like.

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They're boring.

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Dragonborn.

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They're dragons.

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Gnomes.

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They're gnomes.

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Half elves, half orcs, because you can't play a full orc.

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A tiefling.

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What the fuck?

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A tiefling is like a humanoid with like, those are all from the player's handbook.

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There's more.

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But tieflings are like devil people.

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Well, they're humans that someone in their ancestry either made a deal with or slept

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with somebody from hell.

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And now they look a little hellish.

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So sometimes they'll have like horns or tails or like all black eyes.

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And a lot of the times their skin will be different colors.

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So they could be like pink or purple or blue or red.

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They're general in like the D&D lore world.

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They're regarded as like suspicious because it's like, like there's, there's canonical

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D&D racism, which we've talked about before on the podcast.

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Yeah, it's kind of annoying.

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And they're like, you don't trust tieflings.

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They're shady and they steal things and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And it's like, that's just racial profiling.

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Like it's fully racism.

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All right.

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So because fairy is not available in the traditional player's handbook, I'm just going to pull

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it up on the D&D Wiki because that's going to be easiest.

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And there's a whole bunch of other races that aren't included.

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There's, well, now I have, it's fucking blanking.

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There's orc.

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Yeah, you can do a full orc if you want.

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There's centaurs.

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There's satyrs.

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Or I don't think centaurs, but satyrs.

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Yeah.

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Wasn't there like, isn't, I think in my book there was a succubus.

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You can't.

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You can't play a straight up succus, but you could role play one for sure.

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Yeah.

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So you would be like a tiefling and then you would, you could either work with your

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game.

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There's that rat man.

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Oh, Cugrash.

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What the fuck is Cugrash?

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He's just a real.

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Isn't he just a guy with fluid powers?

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Yeah.

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He's just a druid who's stuck as a rat.

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Yeah.

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He doesn't have like special rat powers.

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No, there's like a specific, remember I was reading my book and I was like, what does

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this mean?

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I just think of it like a rat man.

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Oh, I don't know.

305
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There are so many.

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There's also ASMR, which are kind of the opposite of tieflings.

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They're like the angel people.

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There's what the fuck?

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Dakota's obsessed with them.

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The dragon worm.

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Coal waltz.

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Coal waltz.

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Yeah.

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They're a little stupid goblins, but smarter.

315
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Yeah.

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A goblin is a race that's not available in the player.

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What about the ones who change shape?

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Shifters.

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Oh yeah, shifters.

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Those are also in there.

321
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There's, I'm going to pull up the warlocks.

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That's a class.

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That's a class, but warforged are a race.

324
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Oh my God, yeah.

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Warforged.

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Which are the robot people who are broken and busted to high hell.

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What's the difference between a class and a race?

328
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So a race is like what you are, a class is what you do.

329
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So like you are a human, but you could also be a librarian.

330
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Yeah.

331
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And that's part of your feature.

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That's like your background.

333
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There's a lot of things.

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So.

335
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That makes sense.

336
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There are bird folk, bug bears, centaur, changeling, damn fear, which is a vampire.

337
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Yeah.

338
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Because they won't let you play vampires.

339
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What about the ones that were in the movie that we saw?

340
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So an airacocra.

341
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Oh yeah.

342
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The flight, the big bird guys.

343
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The bird guy would be an airacocra.

344
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Yeah, those guys are fun.

345
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There were.

346
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What about the sassy girl?

347
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Is sassy?

348
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Anybody know who I'm talking about?

349
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Druid?

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The one that wild shaped all the time?

351
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Yeah.

352
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She was a tiefling.

353
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Yeah, she was a tiefling.

354
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She had horns.

355
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No other tiefling features.

356
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I'm kind of disappointed at that.

357
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She also didn't look like a tiefling at all.

358
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She just looked like a person, which I mean technically your tiefling can be that.

359
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What about the guy with the armor that everybody liked?

360
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The paladin?

361
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He was a human.

362
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Oh yeah.

363
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He was just a really hot guy.

364
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Ganassi, which are basically like elemental people.

365
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Yeah.

366
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I don't know much about them.

367
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Goblins, nooms, goliaths, which are just big strong people.

368
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Halflings.

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Goblins can be little.

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Halflings are a lot like that.

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Bobgoblins, kinkus, which are basically just crows that speak in code.

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Yep.

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They're weird.

374
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They speak only in lines that they've heard.

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So they can only mimic what other people have said.

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Lizard folk.

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Like bumblebee.

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Lionines, which are basically just lions.

379
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The transformer.

380
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Oh yeah.

381
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Okay, I thought you meant like bumblebees and I was like what the fuck are you talking

382
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about?

383
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Tabaxes, which are just cat people.

384
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Yeah.

385
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Tritons, which are like mermaids.

386
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You could like the warrior cat thing.

387
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If you wanted to live that out, you could get to backseat.

388
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There's turtles, which are giant turtle people.

389
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And then on the opposite end of that, there are elephantine, which are just giant elephant

390
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people.

391
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All right, so what am I choosing?

392
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There's bunny people.

393
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I think you said you wanted to do fairy.

394
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Right, but is there an explanation of it?

395
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Yeah.

396
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Let me look it up.

397
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I feel like if I choose anything, it's got to be like a small person.

398
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That doesn't make sense.

399
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I got you.

400
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Fairies are little.

401
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Arey-y-y is little.

402
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The part of it.

403
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Fairy is a race.

404
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Should I also choose a fairy?

405
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Choose whatever you want, dog.

406
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,760
Well, would you rather me be little to you or the same size as you?

407
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I feel like same size.

408
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I mean, we've got to be like, I'm imagining that we're running like a scheme or like partners

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in crime.

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Fairies are infused with the magic of their home, the Feywild, and can be a great way

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to play, especially if you prefer to stay in the back of the party and fight at range.

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As a Fey, they're innately magical and fuse with whimsical energy fueled by impulse and

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emotion and have the incredible ability to fly.

414
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Some fun things about them.

415
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At level one, fairies can fly equal to their walking speed, which is really, really good.

416
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They're most useful.

417
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Some classes that lend themselves a little bit more naturally to those, but I'm not going

418
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to read those out loud, so you can choose whatever you want to.

419
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They're very good at fighting at range, but they can also fight up close and personal

420
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if you'd like to just hit people.

421
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I have a question.

422
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What's up?

423
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So if they're at racial right, fairy, right?

424
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So you know how in like some universes, fairies are always little and then in others, it's

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like this thing that they can switch between.

426
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So in this in five E, they're just small, but they do have, I believe, something where

427
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they can grow a size once a day or did they take that away?

428
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I have no idea.

429
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:51,440
I know that that was in the UA version of it, but that might not read their book.

430
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That's one of the issues with fifth edition in general is that they've added so many

431
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classes and people have homebrewed so many classes that have then become canonized that

432
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it's really hard to figure out what's official and what's not.

433
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,920
So in the player's handbook, like the thing that came out first for fifth edition next

434
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,080
to the monster manual, like five races total.

435
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,680
Which way did they spell fairy?

436
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The boring way.

437
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200
Yep.

438
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,200
Yep.

439
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,760
But they spell it differently for other things.

440
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,760
Yeah.

441
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,360
Like fairy fire is spelled differently.

442
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:28,880
I'm trying to decide between playing a fairy or playing an Eldren, Eladrin, whatever they

443
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are, the elves that change with the seasons from the Feywild.

444
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I have no idea what that is.

445
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I think I'm going to go with fairy just because I have one build that I've been dying to do

446
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forever that involves a fairy.

447
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,080
Wow.

448
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Two fairies.

449
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Next.

450
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,080
Okay.

451
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Next thing is going to be class.

452
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Start there.

453
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I'm a fairy.

454
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What do I do?

455
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Yeah.

456
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So I'm just going to read out the descriptions of the basic classes in fifth edition.

457
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There are many, many more.

458
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,440
Well, there aren't actually that many more base classes.

459
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There are many subclasses.

460
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So for classes, there is Barbarian, which they, I'm just going to read the fucking description

461
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in the player's handbook, fierce warrior of primitive background who can enter a battle

462
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rage.

463
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So the special thing about them is that they can go into what's called a rage.

464
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They do a lot of damage.

465
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They're harder to hit, but they can't cast any spells.

466
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Bronover brain.

467
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Very much that.

468
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Bards, which are like magicians, but all with music.

469
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It's pretty much their whole stick.

470
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They do music magic.

471
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The stereotype is that they like fuck a lot.

472
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I feel like Bards could also be poetry.

473
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That too.

474
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,240
Yeah.

475
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There's just usually an instrument that accompanies whatever it is they're doing.

476
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There's just letting you know that as an English major and somebody can just be.

477
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,920
Well, you remember Simeon.

478
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He fucking wrapped.

479
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,000
Oh yeah, I know.

480
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,280
We had or not.

481
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We had there's a class that Matt Mercer made, which is called the maestro and it's all

482
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about a conductor and a bar to conducts in the supposed to like actually speaking.

483
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And I've also seen some stuff online about people using dancing as a barred thing, which

484
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I think as an ex ballerina, I think is sick as fuck.

485
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In the Phantom Tobu Tobu, the maestro conducts not music, but the sunrise and the sunset.

486
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Oh, cool.

487
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So cute.

488
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,360
I remember we read that together recently.

489
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All right, folks.

490
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What track?

491
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,680
We got a lot more to get through.

492
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Conducting a sunrise clerics, a priestly champion who wields divine magic power in service of

493
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a higher power.

494
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,720
So it's kind of like you're a priest.

495
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You repeat that.

496
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I'm sorry.

497
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Priest.

498
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God's real.

499
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,520
Okay.

500
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,520
So and this is relevant.

501
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I got seven more glasses to get through.

502
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200
This is relevant, though.

503
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,760
So in the episode that will not be episode the adventure, whatever the heck you call

504
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it.

505
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Adventureing party.

506
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Thank you.

507
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And that episode that I was watching to you.

508
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Translator.

509
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,760
Sorry.

510
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760
It's in you.

511
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,240
They were talking about how one of the characters is a warlock.

512
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:06,520
Yeah, we're like, what's that word when when you have warlocks below you and you give them

513
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,520
magic?

514
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Patron.

515
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,520
Yes.

516
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,520
Yeah, patron.

517
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:16,360
She was a warlock patron and they were talking about how it's interesting that like a warlock

518
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:27,120
and cleric are it's like cleric is God for power and warlock warlock person for power.

519
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,320
Yeah, they they functionally get their power from the same place.

520
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,480
It's just that there's a difference in bond.

521
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,120
That is my background knowledge.

522
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:38,520
One of the cool I'm going to use an example from kind of tying into what you're talking

523
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520
about from critical role.

524
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:44,200
They have a character named Jester in the second season of it and her patron or she's

525
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:49,520
a cleric and her like godly like that she follows is someone who is used to being a warlock

526
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,600
patron and fully thought like, oh, this is like going to be a warlock situation.

527
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,160
No, surprise.

528
00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:03,000
She's a cleric and so you can have the same patron be like a warlock patron and then also

529
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,120
a cleric for someone else in a weird way.

530
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120
Clerics are really good at healing.

531
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,640
They're also really good at protecting their allies.

532
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:14,080
They can do a little bit of damage, but their primary role is to keep people alive.

533
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,080
There's Druid.

534
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,480
You remember the movie we watched the girl that turned into like, yeah, that's what

535
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480
a druid does.

536
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,080
Well, there, let me correct myself.

537
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,040
There are many different subclasses of druid.

538
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,360
There are those that use like magic of the earth and then there are those that use like

539
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,680
storm magic and then there are people where you can turn into stars.

540
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680
Motherfucker.

541
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,680
Sorry.

542
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,560
And then there are those that turn into animals.

543
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,640
So wouldn't like a, how would a fairy druid even work?

544
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,280
Like would the things she turned into be fairy signs?

545
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,240
No, you would turn, you turn into the, the full thing.

546
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,840
So whenever you wild shape, which is what the feature is called, you turn into every

547
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,200
aspect of that creature.

548
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200
Okay.

549
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,200
Next class.

550
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,800
A fighter is kind of like a barbarian, but a little bit more well rounded.

551
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,040
They're good at using a lot of weapons and a lot of armor instead of just only hitting

552
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,360
people really hard.

553
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,360
Okay.

554
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,680
Monk, they hit people with their fists.

555
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,440
They take a lot of extra, they take a lot of extra turns.

556
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,280
They can hit a lot of people a lot of times.

557
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280
They run really fast.

558
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,560
Is the only one not focused on hitting the druid and the cleric?

559
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560
No.

560
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,560
I'm getting there dog.

561
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560
There's a lot on the list.

562
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,560
Okay.

563
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,400
Paladin, which is like the best class in the game.

564
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,440
So they do everything that clerics do and then do all the damage that barbarians do,

565
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,640
but they're one class and they're incredibly broken.

566
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:28,400
They also have, usually they have some sort of a deity or a patron and they take what's

567
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,400
called an oath and that oath gives them specific abilities or powers or whatever.

568
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,400
For me, for whatever reason, they've always read Jocks to me.

569
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:42,320
I don't know why Paladins and Jocks are very similar in my mind.

570
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,760
But that's just me giving you information.

571
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760
Lovely.

572
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,760
Rangers.

573
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,320
They're all about using ranged weapons that doesn't have to just be a bow.

574
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:55,600
I really want to make a ranger who uses throwing knives or just thrown projectiles in general.

575
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,880
They have a lot of bonuses to sneaking around and being stealthy and operating in the woods.

576
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,520
You pick the preferred enemy type, which basically means anytime you fight that specific kind

577
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,840
of enemy, you get extra bonuses and stuff.

578
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,840
Rogue.

579
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,440
That's exactly what it sounds like.

580
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,080
They're sneaky motherfuckers that do a lot of sneak attack dice.

581
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,600
So if you like sleuthing and not being seen and hitting people and then running away.

582
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,040
Which would be great for a fairy.

583
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:27,880
I kind of want to make a water fairy that's super, super sweet and sleuthing on accident.

584
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,960
She's just real quiet and ends up behind you.

585
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,960
I know what I mean.

586
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,120
Like an accidental.

587
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,120
I'm sorry.

588
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,120
I didn't mean to.

589
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,120
Yeah.

590
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,880
Well, no, it's like, it's like they're like, oh my God, that was so cool.

591
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,880
You went and got that.

592
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,280
And she's like, I just walked over there.

593
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,920
She's just like, I'm just small.

594
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,480
They're like, how do you make your footsteps so silent?

595
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,480
I don't know.

596
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,480
I'm just walking.

597
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,480
How do you make your footsteps so loud?

598
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,480
Sorcerer.

599
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,960
Spellcaster who draws on an inherent magic from gift or bloodline.

600
00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,160
I'm going to talk about all three of the magic classes at the same time because the biggest

601
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,800
differences are between each other.

602
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,360
There's sorcerers, wizards, and warlocks.

603
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,080
Sorcerers, you're just born that way and are good at magic.

604
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,640
Wizards you have to study and you know a lot more spells than everybody else.

605
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,560
You're like a little toolbox for everybody.

606
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,960
And then warlocks, you get your power, your spells from your patron or your deity or whatever

607
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,440
fucking bond you make.

608
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,600
Dims the differences.

609
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,240
Sorcerers don't have to work for anything, wizards study a lot and warlocks prey to somebody

610
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240
or killed somebody.

611
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,920
Sorcerers are just like, cool, my grandmother fucked a dragon and now I can do whatever I

612
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,920
want.

613
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,600
Alternatively, they're just like, yeah, no one really knows why I am the way I am, but

614
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600
fuck you.

615
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,760
I love sorcerers a lot.

616
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:44,680
Sorcerers are the more, can be the more melee focused, wizardy class, spellcasting class.

617
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:50,960
The warlocks are a close second, but sorcerers oftentimes find themselves in front of people.

618
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,160
It's like a physical hit.

619
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,320
So like as opposed to like a gun or like a bow and arrow.

620
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,320
So like a hammer.

621
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,840
Yeah, a hammer is an option.

622
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,240
Or like a sword.

623
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,120
I mean most people think of a sword, but a hammer definitely works.

624
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,120
So those are all your classes.

625
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:11,600
Barbarians, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock

626
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,600
and Wizard.

627
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,720
What were the two quiet sneaky ones?

628
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,120
It was Rogue and...

629
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,200
Druid in theory, or monk I guess.

630
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,920
I would say Ranger.

631
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,440
I think all three of them can be.

632
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,440
Should I go with Rogue or Ranger?

633
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,440
Remind me.

634
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,720
Ranger, you're going to hit things from afar.

635
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,720
Rogue, you're going to hit things up close.

636
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,280
I'll go Rogue.

637
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Cool.

638
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Rogue it is.

639
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280
Rogue's also a really fun class.

640
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
I'm going Barbarian.

641
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,680
Yeah, we know what build you're doing.

642
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,680
Yeah.

643
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680
Alright.

644
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,680
Put Rogue up there.

645
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Capital R.

646
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,520
However you want to do it.

647
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,680
It's Capital R in the book if that makes you feel any better.

648
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,760
I'll go all lowercase for Vibes.

649
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,280
For Vibes I love it.

650
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280
Alright.

651
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,280
It's Vansub.

652
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,280
Bard, do you want to mark her?

653
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,040
I just don't have any.

654
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:04,040
She has a whole thing of pins here and does not have one of the things that she needs.

655
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,040
Crazy.

656
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Yeah.

657
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Okay.

658
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,920
Background or alignment or player name or experience points.

659
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,520
There are a lot of different things that you can do at this point.

660
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,840
So let me see what the order in the book is.

661
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840
Okay.

662
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,320
Skill of room, she's living.

663
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,320
Just reading someone in the instructions.

664
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,960
When you know I get to pick a name.

665
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,960
Whenever you fucking want to man.

666
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,960
Do you want to do one now?

667
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,240
I'm going to sit here and Google fairy names as we talk.

668
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,240
Cool.

669
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,800
I have mine picked out.

670
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,040
You still seem to be.

671
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040
Okay.

672
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,440
So we're doing some fun things now.

673
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,520
So if you look on, God I haven't looked at this sheet in forever.

674
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Yeah.

675
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,080
You look on the left side of your sheet.

676
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,760
The left side of my sheet.

677
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,800
Where all them things are.

678
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,720
Where all them things are.

679
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720
You got to like look.

680
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Play by play folks.

681
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720
Is that she was not looking at the seats.

682
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,960
Can you see where it says, see the box it says saving throws.

683
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,960
Yeah.

684
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,960
Okay.

685
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,880
So rogues are proficient in two kinds of saving throws.

686
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,880
Dexterity and intelligence.

687
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,320
So you're going to bubble in or start next to them.

688
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,320
However you want to do it.

689
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,080
Those two things.

690
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,600
And then we'll talk about proficiency bonuses and what proficiency means later.

691
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,320
Because right now it doesn't matter.

692
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,880
I should have picked a special color of pen.

693
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,240
What can I know what I know.

694
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,240
What class.

695
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,240
Barbarian.

696
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,800
I mean what do you think they are Madison.

697
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,320
Strength and constitution.

698
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320
Yeah.

699
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,840
I'm 95% certain that they are in fact strength and constitution.

700
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840
What else.

701
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,840
Correct.

702
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840
Would they be.

703
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Barbarian.

704
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,120
Saving throws strength and constitution.

705
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,120
Who would have thought.

706
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,120
Look at me.

707
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,120
Who would have thought.

708
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,120
Okay.

709
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,040
Next for the rogues.

710
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,960
You also get to pick out a couple of other things.

711
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,840
Every class comes with its own set of features.

712
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,880
So marking those as we go will make it easier for coming back to it later.

713
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,600
So we're just going to keep you at level one because that's going to be easiest.

714
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,200
You see where it says proficiency bonus above saving throws.

715
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,960
Do I see where it says proficient.

716
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Yes.

717
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,960
You're going to write plus two.

718
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,960
Plus.

719
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,460
Thank you.

720
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:11,460
Now.

721
00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:13,600
And then it'll be important later.

722
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600
Okay.

723
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,160
What the fuck else is important.

724
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,880
The first time we've ever felt level one anything.

725
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880
Yeah.

726
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,880
You see where it says hit dice.

727
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,880
Hit dice.

728
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,880
It's in the middle.

729
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,880
It's in the middle.

730
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880
It's like smack dab in the middle.

731
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,880
Smack dab in the middle.

732
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880
You see it.

733
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,880
Uh huh.

734
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880
You're going to write 1d8.

735
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
One.

736
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880
I don't know.

737
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,880
Can you look it up.

738
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Dog.

739
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,880
D.

740
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880
D.

741
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,880
D.

742
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
D.

743
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,880
D.

744
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880
D.

745
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880
D.

746
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,880
D.

747
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,880
D.

748
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880
D.

749
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:50,360
Well, I thought I could look it up looks like I'm just going to spam click until I

750
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,480
hopefully get to the right page.

751
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,540
What's a giving you so far.

752
00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:58,940
Stupid names.

753
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,020
typically.

754
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,480
This is what I always do.

755
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,480
1d12.

756
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,520
Thank you.

757
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,600
I, look at scientific names for flowers.

758
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:15,860
flowers. Scientific names for flowers. You've heard to hear folks the best way to find fairy

759
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:21,460
names. That being said, mine's dandelions. So I went none of the above. That's just a regular flower

760
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:29,660
name. I like dandelions. So do I. But I spelled lion L Y O N. All right, dear. You got one more

761
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:45,320
thing. All right, you see the box under saving throws. The one that says attacks and spell casting.

762
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:51,560
No, no, the box saving throws. The one that says skills. Yeah, skills. So every class comes with its

763
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:56,640
own handful of skills that you get to be proficient in. So you'll get to choose. If I'm proficient in

764
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:02,760
animal handling, I don't care if it applies to the class. I'm changing it. If you are or aren't are.

765
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:08,800
So you do want animal. I don't. You don't want it. You don't have to be. I don't want it. You don't

766
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:14,800
have to be. Threat to make, which is if I like animals, I'll kill myself. Like you definitely

767
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:23,480
don't have to be good. That's not a thing that you have to do. Crazy stance. I'm glad. Oh, boy. Okay.

768
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:32,720
Okay. So my skills are you get to choose two from the list that I'm going to read off to you. Oh, so

769
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:39,280
don't I have the list? Yeah, but not every not every class can be proficient in certain skills. Oh,

770
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:45,480
okay, I'm listening. So for rogues, you get to choose from acrobatics, athletics, deception, insight,

771
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:55,280
intimidation, slower acrobatics, athletics, deception, insight, intimidation, investigation,

772
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:05,520
perception, performance, persuasion, slide of hand, and stealth. You get to choose two of those to be

773
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:12,080
good at. Right. Didn't you say earlier that a rogue is just naturally good at stealth? So why is that

774
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:17,320
one of the two? Why isn't that just something I get? Because sometimes you still have to make those

775
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:23,480
decisions. Well, that's, but if you plan on doing a lot of slew thing, then stealth makes sense to be

776
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:30,400
one of your proficiencies. Okay. If you plan on stealing a lot, that's what slide of hand is. The rest

777
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:35,360
of them are fairly straightforward. In terms of what they do acrobatics, you like doing flips,

778
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:41,600
athletics, you like running deception, you like to deceive insights good for like figuring out the

779
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,560
intentions of people or the vibes of a situation. If you're a viper person, what's the difference

780
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:55,200
between perception and investigation? So investigation is going to be like you walk into a

781
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,800
room and you're looking for a piece of paper, you know, roll investigation, perception is I walk into

782
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:04,440
a cave, I want to see if I can spot any enemies in the room around me, perception, like you walk

783
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,800
into a room and you just feel like something is like there's a great evil here or like theoretically

784
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:17,920
a character could be like pretty, pretty thick, scold a little, a little lacking in the intelligence

785
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:23,280
department, but have like really high perception and just go off vibes.

786
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,560
Yeah, just perceptions wisdom. It's one of the base scores.

787
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,560
I like vibes. All right, so we'll do perception. That makes sense.

788
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:35,480
I played a character who called everything that she did when like regarding like making a check

789
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,800
for magic or something. She just called them five checks. So one of the things that you get, you

790
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:45,080
get at the first level, dear, is you get to choose two of your skill proficiencies or one of your

791
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:52,040
skill proficiency. What the fuck? Okay, the rogue expertise thing. Anyways, you get to choose one of

792
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:58,880
those or both of those to be really, really good at. What? It's called expertise. At first level,

793
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,560
choose two of your skill proficiencies. So the two that you just bubbled in or one of your skill

794
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:10,560
proficiencies and proficiency with thieves tools. So these tools are the things you use to unlock

795
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:18,560
doors break into chests, unlock a window. If you if you imagine yourself have proficiency with those,

796
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:26,000
I'll just be as good as the average person. Correct. Or you can be double proficient in both

797
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:32,640
perception and stealth. So you get to add even more numbers to those. I'll just be double,

798
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,920
I think. Okay, so do whatever you want to do to those signify that those are doubled. For example,

799
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,560
I do that you can circle the little black dots. You can write stars next to them. However,

800
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:49,520
you want to do it. These sheets were not designed well. You say that. No, I'm I'll gladly say that.

801
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:55,240
Okay, the sheets themselves could have been designed much better. The game itself is pretty

802
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,560
solid. The sheets just aren't designed super super well. And I think that's pretty well

803
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:05,560
established. For example, for L and anyone listening as I'm going through and building my

804
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,560
character as well, my chosen skills because you get to choose to for barbarian because we're

805
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:15,760
stupid is intimidation and perception and you get to choose from a very short list of you

806
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:21,880
could choose animal handling, athletics, intimidation, nature, perception or survival. How stupid

807
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:30,440
do you want to be folks? She ain't that she and all that. Yeah, they never are. So now that we

808
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,240
have figured out what your rogue thingies are, that's pretty much all you get from them because

809
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:39,760
you're only level one. So the rest of them don't necessarily matter. We don't even have to do

810
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,560
subclass because you're not level three. So I'm not going to worry about that either. So let's just

811
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,180
scroll through the book here and see what comes up next. I'm not quite sure I don't have like the

812
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:56,640
order of the things in the book memorized. So we're at personality and background. So name. What

813
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:03,360
would you like your character's name to be? I don't know. What is your name, Madison? Dandelion

814
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:08,840
with the what with the I being a Y because I wanted it to be a little bit fantasy, even though

815
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:14,160
else says it just makes me sound like a white mom trying to make their kids unique. I liked the

816
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:22,840
idea of her nickname being lion. That's cute. So I thought it might be a little bit fun or dandy.

817
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:32,560
Or dandy like her last name is do drop. Okay. But what's her first name? What's another word

818
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:41,840
for silver? For silver? Because I know. Oh, oh, right. Yeah. Silver mist. Well, yeah. But I don't

819
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:49,280
necessarily need silver. Yeah, that's why you like you change things around. Another name. My girl

820
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:56,480
don't even have a last name. You can do cloudy do drop. Cloudy. Cloudy do drop. If I met someone

821
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:02,120
in their name was cloudy do drop. I am that's so funny. The fuck up. You missed. There's mist.

822
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:12,440
Mist just mist. Misty. And why is it name? It's a fairy name. Do drop. I mean, I love misty from

823
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:18,440
Unsleeping City. So I'm also biased there of a fairy I like named misty fairy first names. I'm sorry.

824
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:24,880
I should have prepared. No, this is what the process is like. Experience Aurora Ella Faye.

825
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:34,280
Adalina. I don't know. Avery. Avery. Adeline is pretty every school time I hear the name

826
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,000
Adeline. I think of haunting Adeline. And if you don't know what that is, don't look it up.

827
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:50,720
Is it that book? What is it that book? Fiona. Everyone. Okay. Aurelia. Aurelia is a lot.

828
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:57,880
Serena Ophelia Luna Amethyst Astrid Cecilia. Come on, dog. Cecilia is pretty.

829
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:05,480
I think when you're just yelling names at me. What about Cecilia? What about? What's a flower

830
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:10,640
you like? Let's try my method. Oh my God. Let me give you a fucking flower. What about?

831
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,560
This is the hardest part of figuring out characters, folks. It's coming up with a name.

832
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:19,080
You like dandelions. Give me a second. What about? Let me give you an idea. I have an idea.

833
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:29,120
What's the idea? What's the idea? What about Eliana? Sure. Okay. Eliana Dewdrop. Don't

834
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:35,800
say it like that. El play Eliana Dewdrop. Eliana Dewdrop. Don't say it. Eliana Dewdrop

835
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,440
is her friend. There's a graced rare name. Okay. Say it how you'd like it to be said

836
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:45,240
then. Not with your tone. So say it. You're not allowed to say the name. Eliana Dewdrop.

837
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:51,240
It's fine. Disgusting. Really? That works? So fucking gross. I'm assuming the sex is female.

838
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:56,520
Yeah. It's an option on here. I just thought I would read it out loud in case she would

839
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,680
decide to pull a 180. The day I play a man. Madison refuses to play a man for somebody

840
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:06,280
that prides themselves on role playing everything she won't play a man. I play a man. I would

841
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:13,960
play non-binary. I play a man enough on stage. I am constantly cast as a man or a little

842
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:20,800
boy specifically. Is that on here? No. Okay. No. It's just something to decide. If you're

843
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,240
looking for flavor go to the next page if you want to go ahead and knock that out. My name

844
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:28,600
is Eliana Dewdrop. Stay here for a second. Let's just get some of the other basics figured

845
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,200
out really quick. Dexterity. This is you all finally getting to see Robert actually trying

846
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:38,480
to corral people on this podcast. Oh what if we just go into that really quick. No. There's

847
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:46,920
an order. There's order. What's up. Let's look at it. Okay. All right. Are you good.

848
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,920
Are we solid. Can I get to choose my saving throws or were they something that comes to

849
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,920
the class. Okay. I couldn't remember. Sorry. Continue. Okay. You can do an alignment. We

850
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:01,120
already gave her a dice and she's only level one. Oh that's the good bad. We've got to

851
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,280
roll for our stats before we can get some alignment. We have lawful good neutral good

852
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,920
chaotic good lawful neutral neutral chaotic visual lawful. Yes. Let me pull up one of

853
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:16,040
the amazing fucking annoying visuals because that was just a lot of words. It is. It's

854
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,400
word soup. It's exactly what it is. So chaotic evil is like the Joker. Lawful good is like

855
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,360
Superman. Believe it or not. I actually understand what they mean. I just to think about it.

856
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,960
I have to have something to look at. Okay. I've talked to her at length. If you want

857
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,400
how you don't believe it because they don't neutral doesn't exist. I know I know you're

858
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,360
a fake thing that people made up so that they could feel good about themselves making this

859
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:45,200
rant like because you know what I'm totally apathetic be neutral though. Yeah but those

860
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:53,120
characters are fun but that's neutral. I would say in that case. Yeah maybe. So I'm

861
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:59,600
definitely somewhere in the good. Somebody give me neutral. We don't want to be evil.

862
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:06,600
Her name is Eliana do draw. Yeah. I'm bad. Can be evil. That's the duo. It's like trolls

863
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:17,040
the movie. God. So I know I'm good. What's neutral good.

864
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,480
Neutral good. So if you're thinking the easy way I can explain neutral good is by explaining

865
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,640
the two on the other side of it. When I think of neutral good I think of like when your

866
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:31,080
partner hands you a rock and you're like oh that was nice. This is a pretty rock. That

867
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,040
is that is nothing with perfect example of neutral good because chaotic good is like

868
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:41,160
I'm going to do what I got a good Robin Hood. Yeah. Lawful good is Batman. I'm going to

869
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,560
go new Batman is lawful goods crazy. It is though. I think he's chaotic good because

870
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,680
he doesn't care about law. He doesn't really want to be stuck on the whole like I'm a

871
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:56,080
symbol thing. I still think he's lawful good. Anyways you get the idea. You get the idea

872
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,800
even if you don't agree with my example so neutral good would be like it's just like

873
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:05,960
a person like a like a citizen. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like pretty good by nature. You

874
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,560
know you're not you're not going out of your way to be either kind of good. You're just

875
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:15,360
good by nature. Last name is do drop. Yeah. She's like a sweet kind of good. I'm thinking

876
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:22,040
I'm thinking like Apple Dumplin but grown up fairy. That's the vibe. Yes. Hell yes.

877
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,880
What the fuck. Strawberry short. What the fuck. Strawberry short. This is for people

878
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,840
listening. Ellen I went as strawberry shortcake and lemon rang for Halloween. It was beautiful

879
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:37,680
looking adorable. I guess I won't go full evil because that's a lot. Why not. Because

880
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,560
you get mad at me every time I'm you can be fully. Well I'm not the enemy for this.

881
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,760
No that's true. Whatever you want. This exists in a vacuum. These characters will never be

882
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,360
touched again. We're independent bitches. Yeah. Fucking I'm not going to go chaotic evil.

883
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:57,880
That's a lot. Please don't. Please please do not. It's such a fucking unhinged option.

884
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:04,160
Chaotic neutral. Does that work. Chaotic neutral is fine with me. I think chaotic evil is fun.

885
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,080
I just I just play out more like a like a fun way though like a fun like I'm not like a

886
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:12,040
like evil evil. It's just like a I like running around the village and kicking over barrels

887
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,840
and like yeah that's chaotic neutral to me because it's like I think it's still evil

888
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:24,280
though. What's an example of chaotic neutral. People say Jack Sparrow a lot. OK. It's like

889
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:29,760
so like Harley Quinn and the new TV show. Yes. It's like doing whatever your whims are.

890
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,360
Like you don't really care about law or other people that much but it's like I feel like

891
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,800
doing this thing I'm going to do this thing or maybe you care sometimes but your actions

892
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:45,000
and your inclinations make you do bad things. Yes. It's more chaotic neutral. And this is

893
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,600
the primary reason why I have beef with neutral in general is because of what people will

894
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,840
oftentimes use chaotic neutral to do. He told me to put my name here. Sorry. Sorry.

895
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:59,040
So for chaotic neutral what do you mean. I thought you put your name over there. Real

896
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,960
life name. All right. So chaotic neutral. The reason why I have beef with the alignment

897
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:09,120
is because people will basically use that as a blanket reason to do anything they want

898
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,480
to whenever they want to do it without having to be called on a reason for it. Which is

899
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,960
not what chaotic neutral is. That's chaotic evil. Yeah. But that's the way that people

900
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,760
play it. I'm just going to jump in here. I have a quick for a disclaimer to anyone who's

901
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,640
listening to this and knows me. I'm really sleepy right now. So that's going to be impacting

902
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:35,120
all of my behavior. Are you apologizing to us. No. No. Whoever listens to this I guess.

903
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,400
All right. Moving on. I won't go on. No. She's making a face. It's to us a little bit. I've

904
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,600
gone on that rant many times. I won't do it again. What next. All right. Personal. What's

905
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:51,160
background. Yeah. What's background Robert. Yeah. What's background Robert. Nothing fucking

906
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:56,080
fun. Robert. We just did a whole episode where we delved into background and we were like

907
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,720
oh it actually is fun. It can be if you use it in the right way with the way that it fucking

908
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:04,400
exists in this god awful book. Well it looks like there's only one little line for it.

909
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:10,400
So can't be that. Let me go to the thing where you get to choose background. She is such

910
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,520
a fucking heckler. It drives me nuts. So here are your backgrounds. You're ready. Yeah.

911
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:29,600
I'm a lot of folk hero. Guild artisan. Hermit. Noble. Is there anything like. Olden child.

912
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:36,960
Sage sailor. The soldier. I think there's something somewhere scholar. A chair is crazy. That's

913
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:45,480
not an option. Yeah that's not. Noble. Yeah. You could do it. You're gonna get you like

914
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,040
this. I don't know like the daughter of somebody important and like got a chance to like study

915
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:56,400
all the fun books and. No. No. No. Okay. Well. Can I look. Noble can also be like a nepo baby.

916
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:01,200
I don't want to be a nepo baby. Okay. Well maybe you're the noble person and you're noble

917
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:11,160
because of how pretty you are. Are we thinking noble as in like noble. The the the good person

918
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:21,880
trait or noble. Noble like money trait. Okay. No. Okay. Well you pick up that guy that I

919
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:27,400
just dropped. Yeah in just a minute. I'm gonna. Yep. Yep. I know. I'm seeing it. I'm hearing

920
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:33,360
it. Your laptop and just talk aloud when I have a question. No that's okay. What. Right.

921
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,240
It's easier to do it on my end. Okay. I'm listening. You said act. You want somebody

922
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:46,360
that's more like. Golden child. Yeah I want like like imagine she grew up in a small village

923
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,920
and everybody loved her the whole time she grew up and she's like oh I'd enjoy. Yeah.

924
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:56,160
But they all know she's a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what that is. Even if

925
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,720
she's a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Folk heroes are often used for like barbarians that like

926
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:06,200
carry all the hay and have slain the monsters. Even if she only accomplishes things on accident.

927
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,600
Yeah. That's I mean that's a great background for a folk hero because it's like all these

928
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,120
people have these fun stories about you and all these crazy things you've done but in

929
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:18,640
reality you've just like walked into it. Like oh thanks. I didn't do that intentionally but

930
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:24,600
I mean I'm not gonna tell you no. No it's like all of it goes to over. Yeah. Let me let me

931
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,320
arrange you the description. You don't have to do this but this is just what the description

932
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,240
is. You come from a humble social rank but you are destined for so much more already

933
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,960
the people of your home village regard you as their champions and your destiny cause you

934
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,480
just stand again. It's it's very intense but the way that we're playing it is a bit more

935
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:47,880
like the people love you. I think I'm going to go with a giant fountaling. Like a fountaling

936
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:53,680
with giants like though you aren't a giant you grew up among giants. You're an orphan

937
00:46:53,680 --> 00:47:00,960
taken in. So you just want Napoleon syndrome. No I think it's like buddy the elf. Oh OK

938
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:06,320
I'm sure. Like that's the vibe. So you get two extra skill proficiencies. I'm sorry one

939
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,760
of them is animal handling. What. Yeah it's a folk hero thing so you'll bubble in animal

940
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:15,560
handling and survival. Why. Because you're a folk hero. Well you're the DM you could

941
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:22,520
let her switch it out. Yeah. If you do survival and then pick another thing. OK. I'll do survival.

942
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,720
And then whatever else you want. I didn't even know giant family was an option that's

943
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:33,280
fucking hilarious. I didn't either man. Perfect for what I'm trying to do. Yeah kind of crazy.

944
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:38,840
So well I'll let you finish that. I want you to finish what you're doing. I feel like I

945
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:44,720
should probably do performance maybe. Performance would be cute. Are you like a singer. Well

946
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:53,320
no my the reason I thought of it is because of like it wouldn't be like intentional performance

947
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,840
but it would be like even though she is so did see she still accomplishes all these great

948
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,920
things to some extent. Performance is more like bullshitting. You're on a stage with

949
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:09,280
a loop. I don't want to do that. I think acrobatic. You're trying to say she's more like intelligent

950
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:16,440
or she's like she's not smart. OK. Give me a give me like a trait. She's smart. Is she

951
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:23,280
fast. Is she quick. She nimble. OK. So she's pretty. So she's not right. That's not. Persuasion.

952
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:28,040
You want persuasion. Not a fucking skill. Listen I'm thinking acrobatics because I'm

953
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:33,880
thinking like she's just like I'm dancing. You're taking it too far and also you're a

954
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:39,800
man. So watch the way you say that. Sir. Just repeat it with your sand. You're not allowed

955
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:49,680
but it's different. It is different. I'm dancing. Anyways it's supposed to be like like like

956
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:55,920
if her personality was an object it'd be a bubble. OK. And she just like very Sailor

957
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:04,160
Moon to me. I've never watched Sailor Moon. That's crazy. So very up your alley. Sorry.

958
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:10,360
To move on to the next things. OK. You're making silver best. You can do. By the way.

959
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,400
But better. Do you want to do the suggested character character traits where you roll

960
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,640
on a table and I tell you what you get and that's like part of your character. If you

961
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,480
like it you can keep it. If you don't like it you don't have to. OK. OK. Cool. I'm not

962
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,120
going to do the defining event because unless you feel like you know what go ahead and roll

963
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:33,280
a D 10 for me. This is the D 10. This is the defining event. So this is what like the thing

964
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:38,240
that you did either on purpose or by accident that like really solidified you as the folk

965
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:43,480
hero in the village you're from. OK. Don't do it that way. What the fuck are you doing.

966
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:51,640
I was going to let the mic here. She's a menace. I didn't. I thought that was a zero. So zero

967
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:56,720
is not an option. It's a 10. So like it's. Oh. You've got to imagine the one in front

968
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,480
of it so you can tell the difference between like a one on here and a 10. I'm going to

969
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,000
read this and you're not going to like it. But if you want to spin it go for it. So 10

970
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:10,320
is I was recruited into a Lord's Army. I rose to leadership and was commended for my heroism.

971
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,720
Bull. But the way the way that I could see that work for you is that maybe you're so

972
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:17,280
like you're so did see you and you're so pretty and like naturally not allowed to say that

973
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,760
we're not your mother fucker. I'm using the description to describe your character that

974
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:27,680
you use. Don't at me. Son of a bitch. Maybe it's more like your. I don't know. You're

975
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,800
like the leader of like the dance crew or like the I don't know something cute. Whatever

976
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:37,080
fairies so I can only accomplish cute things. I can't accomplish important things with this

977
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:45,120
podcast. You got to stop pageants. No. OK. What exactly are you all picturing a different

978
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,480
person in our minds. I don't know how to put the person that's in my mind in your mind.

979
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:55,640
OK. So are you thinking like she accidentally I'm thinking like water reserve apple dumpling

980
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:01,400
grown up. Yes. I get that mother fucker apple dumpling done other than like spill strawberry

981
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,240
shortcakes cake during that one like short. You know what I'm talking about. What has

982
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,240
she done. That's great. Well OK. It would be stuff like that. It would be stuff like

983
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:17,800
I'm creating a clean water reserve. Like like finding things that people have lost on accident

984
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:27,400
and I don't know. Doing nice little small. What's one. Like a lord. I don't know. Missing

985
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:32,240
give me an object. Crown crown. Maybe you found this missing crown. Everyone was like

986
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:38,120
maybe you found again. Where does this all go. What are we doing. Your head. Your head.

987
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:42,120
This is this is just headcanon. OK. I'm going to say a thing out loud. Don't jump on my

988
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:50,320
ass. Maybe you found the fake King or Queens. Crown. Just on accident. Just totally on accident

989
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:56,240
and they thought it was the coolest shit ever saved their first born child. Jesus Christ.

990
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:03,240
Just jump. OK. How did you do that. How did you do that. Yeah. Do drop. What. How did

991
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:12,840
you do that. What. How did you do that. What. How did you do it. What. You. Have to know.

992
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:17,120
Maybe because you're so quiet and so naturally gifted at being quiet they sent you into like

993
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,640
the cave of an evil monster to retrieve a sacred herb that only grows in a grotto and

994
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:26,040
you lucked your way into grabbing it. Guy never saw you. You came back and you were like yeah

995
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:32,320
that shit was easy. And it was like for tangled in that save the queen so she was able to

996
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,840
have the baby. We got it. We did it. You got an herb for the the the fake Queens first

997
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,680
born because you're just naturally good at not being seen. Zero effort put into it. I

998
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,240
didn't volunteer for it either. Everybody else was all that like the interests of the

999
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,760
cave and nobody wanted to go in and then people pushed me in front and I was just a

1000
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:54,440
little like this is that I just saw a character. I'll go in. This is absolutely bizarre character.

1001
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,000
I'll go in. I'm going to roll for my quick. I didn't even understand why it was dangerous.

1002
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,720
I just walked in there and then found myself a little plan. Roll a D8 for me dear. I don't

1003
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,960
have. Madison would you mind handing her a date.

1004
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,760
Now we're going to. Do you need L. I don't know. Ask him.

1005
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:16,160
Now we're going to get into the optional personality traits to roll that for me.

1006
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,760
Is that something that goes on this paper. You see these little things over here on the

1007
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,760
right. I do. I was just double checking. Yeah.

1008
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,840
I got an eight. OK. Here's a personality trait. Feel free to take it or leave it.

1009
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:33,800
I get an eight out of eight. No. I get bored easily when I am going to get when am I going

1010
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:38,760
to get on with my life. No I think she's pretty content.

1011
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,560
It's not. OK.

1012
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:49,080
I don't think I had a personal. I think she knows who she is.

1013
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,280
When I set my mind to something I follow through no matter what gets in my way.

1014
00:53:53,280 --> 00:54:02,200
I think she gets distracted. I judge people by their actions not their words.

1015
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:08,280
I don't think she's judgmental. So if you see somebody on the side of the

1016
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,520
road. Shoot a puppy.

1017
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:15,080
You're not going to judge that. A fucking do drop.

1018
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:21,680
You're not judging that. She's just like oh there goes a puppy that's been shot.

1019
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:26,760
No judgment on the guy that did it. I don't know if it's no judgment but not like all

1020
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,760
the time. Holy fuck.

1021
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,360
It's not saying like you're judging all the time. It's saying like when you do judge people

1022
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,040
or when you come to a conclusion on someone you do it off their actions.

1023
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:41,480
But I think part of the problem with do drop is that she doesn't come to a lot of conclusions.

1024
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:46,480
Okay so maybe she has a tendency. How about this one. Thinking is for other people.

1025
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:52,320
I prefer action. Motherfucker if you say that's not who she is you just verbatim said that

1026
00:54:52,320 --> 00:55:00,760
she thinks a lot and comes to no conclusions. Yeah she thinks a lot. She doesn't act a ton.

1027
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,440
These are going to be the two stupidest fairies. I miss you.

1028
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:09,760
She's not stupid. Gabrielle you got to give her a personality

1029
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,160
trait. You got to.

1030
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,640
Let me look at the list and I'll tell you which one.

1031
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,640
I've read you everyone on the list. Are you dead serious.

1032
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,840
And you've told me no. Okay fine I'll go with the judgment one.

1033
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,920
I have a strong sense of fair play and always try to find the most equitable solution to

1034
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,920
arguments. Okay.

1035
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,960
Write it down. That's a lot of words.

1036
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:34,040
I like to play fair. She likes to play fair. She likes the best option for everybody.

1037
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:38,560
I'm just going to say equitable or values equity.

1038
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,400
You're impossible. Can I say that.

1039
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,400
You can put whatever you want to put on that sheet.

1040
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,720
Thank you. Can I do mine.

1041
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,320
I don't know if we have time for yours Madison.

1042
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,840
Okay. Can you roll a six for me dear whenever you

1043
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,160
get a chance. Maybe get down right in that one.

1044
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,960
It's almost like you have time. You're here to talk writing.

1045
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,040
We've done your character build. This is a D six.

1046
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,080
That's a D. Nope. The ones with the six sides.

1047
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,080
Right. Yeah.

1048
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,400
Roll one of those. One of those. One of those.

1049
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,640
Okay. It's a five.

1050
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,440
Okay. This is your ideal. You don't have to keep it.

1051
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,520
I got it.

1052
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,200
There's no good in pretending to be something I'm not.

1053
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,200
You're sincere.

1054
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,200
I like sincere.

1055
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,880
All right. You can put sincere.

1056
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,600
I'm going to put sincerity.

1057
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:29,360
That's what it says on the sheet. You're doing great.

1058
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,440
How's the kind of person that you need to set out about two and a half hours to do the

1059
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,680
character sheet. Not because it's going to be complicated

1060
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,400
but because you got to dig out all the words that are floating around in her brain so that

1061
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,120
she can put them on the paper. Some of the other people we play with.

1062
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,440
We also need two and a half hours to dig out.

1063
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,440
We're two really hard.

1064
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,400
Roll another one for me.

1065
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,640
A three.

1066
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,080
A proud noble once gave me.

1067
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080
What's this for.

1068
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,080
This is Bond.

1069
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,080
Okay.

1070
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,040
A proud noble once gave me a horrible beating and I will take it.

1071
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,920
Never mind. Not doing that one.

1072
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,160
I'm not even going to finish reading that one.

1073
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Okay.

1074
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,360
I'm going to go with the land. I love the land and I will protect the land.

1075
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:13,520
If we made it the land nature then that'd be fine.

1076
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,880
I mean yeah.

1077
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,800
My tools are a symbol of my past life and I carry them so that I will never forget my

1078
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800
roots.

1079
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,480
I'm good with the land one just as long as all of us protect those who cannot protect

1080
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,480
themselves.

1081
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Nature.

1082
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,080
I wish my childhood sweetheart had come with me.

1083
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,480
I'm going to go with the land one but we're going to say that it's a nice.

1084
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,480
Yeah.

1085
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,480
Okay.

1086
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,280
So what do I put just like nature.

1087
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
Capital.

1088
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,280
I love the land.

1089
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,800
I'm not the land nature.

1090
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,200
You can write I love nature.

1091
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:46,120
I'm just going to put nature with a capital Gabrielle.

1092
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,560
Robert.

1093
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,960
Write the word on the paper.

1094
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,960
Okay folks.

1095
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,960
Write the word on the paper.

1096
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:52,960
Bloss.

1097
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,960
Roll a D six.

1098
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,320
I don't think we need to roll for that.

1099
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,320
That's okay.

1100
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,320
That's all right.

1101
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:06,120
I'm not going to read that one out loud.

1102
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:10,200
Not going to read that one.

1103
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:16,280
If you wanted me to make a character because some of them are like you should have done

1104
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:21,240
these first and then I build everything else off of what I asked you before the episode.

1105
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:26,080
Did you want to build a character like personality based off the roles or did you want to come

1106
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,560
in with a character first and you went I don't know.

1107
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,560
I don't know.

1108
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,560
I don't have any ideas.

1109
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
All right.

1110
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,560
I didn't have one.

1111
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:40,160
The tyrant who rules my land will stop at nothing to see me killed.

1112
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,560
I'm smelling a big fat no one that one.

1113
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,840
I mean I don't know.

1114
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,440
Maybe she accidentally does a lot of good things.

1115
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,800
I'm convinced of the significance of my destiny and I'm blind to my shortcomings and the risk

1116
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,280
of failure.

1117
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,440
The people who knew me when I was young know my shameful secrets so I can never go home

1118
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,440
again.

1119
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,000
I'm not going to write my destiny thing.

1120
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,640
I have a weakness for the vices of the city.

1121
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640
Especially hard drink.

1122
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,840
I like the destiny thing.

1123
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,200
Secretly I believe that things would be better if I were the one ruling everybody.

1124
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,440
Can we read the destiny.

1125
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,600
I have trouble trusting my allies.

1126
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:17,480
I'm thinking maybe the destiny one if you're convinced of the significance of my own destiny

1127
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,760
and I'm blind to my shortcomings and risk of failure.

1128
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:21,760
Yes.

1129
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,760
Right.

1130
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,760
However you write whatever you want to write.

1131
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,880
It's going to help you remember that.

1132
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,280
I'm going to put optimistic.

1133
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,760
That's not what that says.

1134
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,320
This is a flaw.

1135
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,240
That's not what that says at all.

1136
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,240
It is a flaw.

1137
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,240
She's so optimistic.

1138
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,200
No I think the flaw on this one is that she I can fix him.

1139
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:44,880
I think the flaw on this one is that she's a little self focused.

1140
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:45,880
No.

1141
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:46,880
Yeah.

1142
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:53,320
I'm convinced of the significance of my own destiny and I'm blind to everything else.

1143
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,480
It doesn't say blind to everything else.

1144
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,520
Blind to my shortcomings and risk of failure.

1145
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,880
Yeah my shortcomings and risk of failure.

1146
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,380
It's a flaw.

1147
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,380
Optimism is crazy.

1148
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:06,800
It's a flaw.

1149
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,160
It's like negative optimism.

1150
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,160
No.

1151
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,160
Some people are too optimistic.

1152
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:17,280
She's so optimistic about her destiny that she doesn't recognize when she's putting herself

1153
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,280
in difficult or dangerous situation.

1154
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:23,160
So she's so self like she has a level of like yeah nothing's going to happen because it's

1155
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,160
me.

1156
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,160
No.

1157
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,440
But that's just what you said.

1158
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,320
She just doesn't consider it.

1159
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,840
She would never say nothing's going to happen because it's me.

1160
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:35,880
She would just say nothing because she wouldn't think of anything.

1161
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,400
How stupid is she.

1162
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,400
She's not stupid.

1163
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,640
Are you sure.

1164
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,160
Repeat back to me what you just said.

1165
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,160
She never thinks of anything.

1166
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,800
Stupid is a harsh word.

1167
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:48,800
Is she not the brightest.

1168
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,520
Is she lacking brain cells.

1169
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,400
Lacking brain cells is also not kind.

1170
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,560
She may have she sat under an apple tree and was conked a few times.

1171
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:01,080
She is the personification of a bubble.

1172
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,080
That's how simple.

1173
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,080
I don't know.

1174
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,080
That's better or worse.

1175
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,080
It's sound and simple.

1176
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:10,080
It sounded like that really hit a mark.

1177
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,080
Anyways.

1178
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:19,040
So she's my flaw is simplicity.

1179
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,840
Maybe like doesn't think about the bigger picture like yeah I want to do this thing.

1180
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,560
I don't care if it has any like political repercussions.

1181
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,560
Yeah.

1182
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,520
It's almost like narrow minded but narrow focused.

1183
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,000
Short sided simple.

1184
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,720
Short sided is good.

1185
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,640
Short sided.

1186
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,960
No peripheral.

1187
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,960
Just straightforward.

1188
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,960
And fucking.

1189
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,960
We're all seeing her now.

1190
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,960
Okay.

1191
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:43,960
This is a bad.

1192
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,960
I'm so proud.

1193
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,080
Fucking crazy character.

1194
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,520
I don't know how this person is alive.

1195
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,200
It's super mixed.

1196
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,200
It's do drop.

1197
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,880
Fucking Eliana do drop is going to walk into a bar on night one of being an adventurer

1198
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:02,480
and is just going to get absolutely fucking ripped and roared to the whole guy DM Tavern.

1199
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,520
No everybody loves her.

1200
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:09,680
Right up until she says the wrong thing to the wrong person because she's short sided.

1201
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,160
She never says anything bad.

1202
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:17,600
And see that's where the bad things come from because in her mind nothing she says

1203
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,600
is negative.

1204
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,360
I need to rework my character.

1205
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,360
That's okay.

1206
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,360
I need to know.

1207
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,560
At this point I think you need to be somebody that's going to take advantage of that one

1208
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,560
because I think that one is going to walk in hand head first to a cave with like a troll

1209
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,160
and be like hey do you have a gold coin to spare.

1210
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,960
Yeah dandelions traits.

1211
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,960
Please don't eat me.

1212
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,960
Oh my God.

1213
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:37,960
Why would you eat me.

1214
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,360
What I lack in stature I make up for with sheer spite.

1215
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:44,880
But my personality and your name kind of match up like I'm a little laundry I'm a go pick

1216
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,560
me some dandelions and oh my God look there's my friend.

1217
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,880
She's going to hit you so fast.

1218
01:02:51,880 --> 01:03:00,400
It's going to be so quickly and the line is in a bar fight and I support her.

1219
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:04,320
Women's rights.

1220
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,760
Women's rights.

1221
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,760
Dear God.

1222
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,440
Who are these people.

1223
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,440
Juice.

1224
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:16,960
So we have the class the background the player name the alignment the race the personality

1225
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,960
the ideals the pawns the laws.

1226
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,160
What's that peach thing like a peach believe me.

1227
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:28,600
All right the next one is the characteristic you have which will go under features and

1228
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,720
traits on the right features and traits on your role a d8 for me.

1229
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,720
That's the one with eight sides.

1230
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,640
Also gets a role for this is this an eight.

1231
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,680
This is for her specifically as you guys know the shapes better.

1232
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,680
Eight.

1233
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680
Sure Madison.

1234
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:45,680
Is that a seven or a one.

1235
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,680
That's a seven.

1236
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,760
You smell like fresh brownies.

1237
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,760
No.

1238
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,560
Six.

1239
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,560
Roll again.

1240
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,280
Okay she took the dice.

1241
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:57,400
She got a six.

1242
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,280
Your legs are like insects.

1243
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,960
You have insectile legs.

1244
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:01,960
No.

1245
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:02,960
Sucks to suck.

1246
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:03,960
No you let her switch.

1247
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,960
What'd you get.

1248
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,160
A five.

1249
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:10,400
You have a small spectral horn on your forehead like a unicorn horn.

1250
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,280
Can it be a little off to the side.

1251
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,280
Sure.

1252
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,080
A little lopsided horn.

1253
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:17,160
What's a three.

1254
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,760
Can it be like you have exceptionally large ears.

1255
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,760
No.

1256
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:22,760
Cool.

1257
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,760
Years it is buddy.

1258
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:29,240
What about what about like the the little girl on my hero like that kind of a vibe.

1259
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,240
Oh yeah.

1260
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,240
Yeah.

1261
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:32,240
It's like the little one.

1262
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,240
Yeah.

1263
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,240
That's cute.

1264
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,240
I love that.

1265
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,240
How do I put big ass ears.

1266
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,240
Large ears.

1267
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,000
You can just write horn.

1268
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,200
I'm just going to put off centered horn.

1269
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,920
I'm going to put airy like.

1270
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,520
Oh put that on the second sheet.

1271
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,520
Not there.

1272
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,520
It doesn't matter where she puts it.

1273
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,040
She was going to put it under features.

1274
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,040
It doesn't matter where she puts it.

1275
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,920
I don't think we're getting far enough to do features.

1276
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:53,920
Where am I supposed to put it.

1277
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,760
You can put it right where I told you to put it dear.

1278
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,080
Where did you tell me to put it.

1279
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,560
On the front right where you were writing.

1280
01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,560
Yeah.

1281
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,560
But she told me not ignore Madison.

1282
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,560
Fuck me.

1283
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,560
I know nothing.

1284
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,560
Ignore Madison.

1285
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,640
It's not important enough to put it on the second sheet.

1286
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,640
Put mine on the second sheet.

1287
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,640
Nobody asked.

1288
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,920
Maybe the viewers want to fucking listen to me.

1289
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:15,920
Robert says you don't.

1290
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,080
Maybe the viewers like to drop.

1291
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,720
I think I'd like to drop too.

1292
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,480
I'm just telling you where to put things on the paper.

1293
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,120
Don't care about flashing her out fully.

1294
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,480
We are fleshing her out fully.

1295
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,760
I literally I went back to that table just for you.

1296
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:29,760
Believe it or not.

1297
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,760
She's not real.

1298
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760
I know.

1299
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,360
I actually think it'd be really cool to see them at the table but I know you're not going

1300
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,360
to play.

1301
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:42,360
Yeah.

1302
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,360
Who's she not real to now motherfucker.

1303
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,720
You can try me and try me again later this summer.

1304
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,480
She seems a little more real to me.

1305
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,480
Doesn't she.

1306
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,480
In July.

1307
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,960
Who's she real to me again in July.

1308
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:55,960
Motherfucker.

1309
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:56,960
Ask me again in July.

1310
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:57,960
She's real to me.

1311
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:58,960
Do we need to cut this out.

1312
01:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,960
Do I need to hit the button.

1313
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:00,960
Why would you cut this out.

1314
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:01,960
Take a breath.

1315
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,960
Y'all are getting into a fucking domestic.

1316
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,960
That needs to be cut out.

1317
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,040
What's wrong with you.

1318
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,640
Like not an argument that's like a word.

1319
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,320
You can stop now.

1320
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,320
That's all right.

1321
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320
It's a fucking.

1322
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,320
Okay.

1323
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,320
It's all right.

1324
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,320
How am I.

1325
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:20,320
It's okay.

1326
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,320
It's okay.

1327
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,320
You can stop now.

1328
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,320
It's all right.

1329
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,320
That's enough.

1330
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,320
Don't worry about it.

1331
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,320
What's next.

1332
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,320
Robert.

1333
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,320
What is next.

1334
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,480
What's next is ability scores.

1335
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:36,640
My favorite thing so you're going to roll four of those little guys those little sixes.

1336
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,880
Where am I looking on the sheet.

1337
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,480
Calm the fuck down on the left.

1338
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,480
Okay.

1339
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,480
Okay.

1340
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,480
In the left.

1341
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,480
Roll them.

1342
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,480
Yeah.

1343
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,480
Okay.

1344
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,480
You're going to want something to write things down on so just flip your paper over.

1345
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,480
Oh my god.

1346
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,480
Holy fuck.

1347
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:59,360
I think I got four ones unless those are all really skinny seven.

1348
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,520
That has to be intelligence.

1349
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,440
That is the lowest roll I think I've ever seen in my life.

1350
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,440
Can you re-roll those.

1351
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,160
I don't really like re-roll one possible.

1352
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,920
No that is quite literally the lowest roll humanly possible.

1353
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:15,160
That would be a three intelligence.

1354
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,160
That's better.

1355
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,720
So now you'll take the lowest one out.

1356
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:23,760
That's going to be three and you'll add those numbers up.

1357
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:24,760
So flip your little paper.

1358
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,760
Flip your paper over.

1359
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,000
So you're going to write this big number down.

1360
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,000
14.

1361
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,000
I don't want to.

1362
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Can I use your paper.

1363
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,000
I don't want to make my paper dirty.

1364
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:39,840
You cannot.

1365
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,360
Can you describe what you're doing.

1366
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,680
Not writing on my paper.

1367
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:47,240
Madison can you describe what she's writing it on her wrist.

1368
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:51,600
As opposed to getting the back of her paper quote unquote dirty.

1369
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,120
Can you roll it again for me.

1370
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:57,640
We're never going to use these sheets because we're not going to play it.

1371
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,320
No she said revisit in July.

1372
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,000
Roll them for me.

1373
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,080
Holy fuck what is that a two two and a one.

1374
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,640
Two two three.

1375
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,640
So drop two.

1376
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,640
Yeah she's got it.

1377
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,080
Look at her go she's got it.

1378
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,080
All right.

1379
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,080
On the wrist is crazy.

1380
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,880
I'm going to have you do that four more times.

1381
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,160
In the meantime Madison walk me through your character.

1382
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,160
Yeah.

1383
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:29,000
So Dan the lion is a fairy who was raised by Giants.

1384
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
Yeah.

1385
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,840
You just fucking abandoned me.

1386
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,240
Well there's the chart on here.

1387
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:34,240
Right.

1388
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:38,120
But the chart sucks because it doesn't actually give you personality options other than one

1389
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:42,640
but for my origin let's see.

1390
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,360
You were lost or abandoned as a child in a jungle that teamed with ravenous dinosaurs

1391
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,440
there you found an equally lost frost giant and together you survived.

1392
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:51,080
Well how do you do.

1393
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080
That's crazy.

1394
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,080
How did you.

1395
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,080
That's a lot.

1396
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:59,800
I don't know how to deal with all that but but a little tiny itty bitty fairy raised

1397
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,800
by Giants.

1398
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,560
It's like a buddy the elf situation where it was like a like we don't talk about the

1399
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,560
elf.

1400
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,560
OK.

1401
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:11,000
Well she has strong feelings about the movie elf by the way none of which we agree with

1402
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,760
well and I like L.

1403
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:14,760
Exactly.

1404
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:15,760
I like the idea of a fairy.

1405
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,760
I would say that that was a giant.

1406
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,760
They don't really acknowledge the fact that she's a fairy.

1407
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:21,760
That's funny.

1408
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,840
When she goes her whole life not knowing that she's a fairy and like bring it up and she's

1409
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:26,840
like what.

1410
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,840
What are you talking about.

1411
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,840
Not fairy.

1412
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:30,840
I just have it.

1413
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,840
Hip.

1414
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:32,840
You're a fucking fairy.

1415
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,840
Find your fucking business.

1416
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,440
She said I'm just little.

1417
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,440
Yeah.

1418
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:41,520
I'm just little and when she gets older she's going to take path of the giant barbarians

1419
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,960
so she can grow to be giant.

1420
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:48,160
She's very hot headed.

1421
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,720
Varian to the vices of the world.

1422
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,880
Have fun.

1423
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,760
No idea how she is friends with Eliana.

1424
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,080
We'll figure that out eventually.

1425
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,720
Yeah that's definitely like on the road kind of thing.

1426
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:58,720
Yeah.

1427
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,240
You know I have my number.

1428
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,240
That's a thing of circumstances.

1429
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,240
Fantastic.

1430
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,240
So flip it.

1431
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,240
Yeah wait you never flipped it over in the first place.

1432
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,240
Move your arms.

1433
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,240
Those are the six.

1434
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,240
Look at the things in the low.

1435
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,240
Six.

1436
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,320
A one plus one plus four.

1437
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,920
You could re-roll your ones dear.

1438
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,920
I mean I think a six.

1439
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,120
I already wrote it down.

1440
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,120
New number.

1441
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,720
Well this is on my arm.

1442
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,320
It's not like I can just erase it.

1443
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,320
Yeah new number.

1444
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,960
Someone chose to write it on their arm.

1445
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,320
This five is twelve.

1446
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,920
So instead of six it's twelve.

1447
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,520
She's lying rain man over here folks.

1448
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,800
She's just writing his shit down.

1449
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:34,800
She's like the movie.

1450
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,480
Oh my god what's that fucking is seven.

1451
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,480
Yeah.

1452
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,040
Yeah where he wakes up and he's just got shit all over himself.

1453
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:41,040
What movie is that.

1454
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,040
That's not seven.

1455
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:46,080
What fucking movie is that where the guy wakes up and he's covered himself in like tattoos

1456
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,640
and scribbles and shit and he's like he has amnesia.

1457
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:49,640
I don't know.

1458
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,640
I don't know.

1459
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:51,640
Anyways that's what she's doing.

1460
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:52,640
I have my numbers.

1461
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:53,640
Fantastic.

1462
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,680
So what we're going to do now is you see all those fun little words in the left far left

1463
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:00,120
strength dexterity constitution intelligence wisdom charisma.

1464
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,120
Sorry.

1465
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:02,120
You see them bad boys.

1466
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,960
I feel like it's we're thinking yes I see them.

1467
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:05,960
Go ahead.

1468
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:06,960
Fantastic.

1469
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:10,640
So now what you're going to do is you're going to assign those numbers to those little

1470
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:11,640
things.

1471
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:12,640
Here's my thought process.

1472
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:13,640
All right walk me through it.

1473
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,240
I'm thinking that dexterity should be the highest.

1474
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,240
Correct.

1475
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,240
You're right on the money.

1476
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,240
Do I put the number in the box or in the oval.

1477
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,120
It truly is question.

1478
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,720
I think it's I think it's the box.

1479
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,240
I think you put the plus in the in the little circle.

1480
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,440
So I have a 14.

1481
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:36,240
I put the plus big in the little circle because I use my modifier more than your cell number.

1482
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,240
All right.

1483
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,280
So now we're going to we're going to let's talk through this.

1484
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,720
I am so I put 14 for dexterity.

1485
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,720
Okay.

1486
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:43,720
Cool.

1487
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,720
What's your next time.

1488
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:48,360
I think it's a priority I think is charisma.

1489
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:49,360
Okay.

1490
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:50,360
Which is a 12.

1491
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,360
Okay.

1492
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:56,480
And then I'm thinking maybe my next priority.

1493
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,480
She doesn't need you.

1494
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,480
She doesn't.

1495
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,480
Is constitution.

1496
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,920
Interesting choice.

1497
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,600
I would maybe think wisdom.

1498
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,080
Oh because my vibes.

1499
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,520
Yeah your vibes.

1500
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,520
11.

1501
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,200
Fair you don't really have to worry about getting hit that much.

1502
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,880
Then I'm going to put my next constitution.

1503
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,880
I'm going to do that.

1504
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,880
That's a 10.

1505
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
Okay.

1506
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:24,960
And then I'll put a 10 for my intelligence and a nine for my strength because I feel

1507
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,600
like strength should be my lowest.

1508
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:27,600
Yeah.

1509
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,000
Strength or intelligence for sure.

1510
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,680
I'm rolling so well.

1511
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,680
Yeah.

1512
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,680
Fantastic.

1513
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,760
Can you read the numbers out loud for me.

1514
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,640
A nine for strength.

1515
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,360
A 14 for oh who are you asking.

1516
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,360
You.

1517
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,360
Okay.

1518
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,360
A 14 for dexterity.

1519
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,360
10 for constitution.

1520
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,360
10 for intelligence.

1521
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,360
11 for wisdom.

1522
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,360
And 12 for charisma.

1523
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,360
All right.

1524
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:55,080
So now one of the things that you get to do as a fairy is you get to increase one ability

1525
01:12:55,080 --> 01:13:01,480
score by two increase a different one by one or increase three different scores by one.

1526
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:03,440
Can you repeat that.

1527
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:09,200
You can increase one score by two and another score by one or you can increase three different

1528
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,840
scores by one.

1529
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,840
Oh.

1530
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,840
See your options.

1531
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,320
Nice.

1532
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:21,400
What's the highest score you can have like a 20.

1533
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:28,640
A 20 is the highest that you can have without a bunch of fuck shit going on.

1534
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:34,240
So I would probably if I were you I would probably do the three ones just because you

1535
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,280
don't have super fantastic stats.

1536
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,640
I'd probably three lowest.

1537
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:44,640
I'd probably put one in dexterity just because having that 15 will be nice.

1538
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:48,680
So did I write a 14 when I'm going to have to have a 15 in my whole papers ruined.

1539
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,160
It is dirty paper.

1540
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,160
Now yeah sorry.

1541
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:56,480
Why you don't take care of sheets and pen ladies and gentlemen.

1542
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,480
Sorry.

1543
01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:00,880
Damn she just offered you in a layer.

1544
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,080
Holy shit.

1545
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:09,000
Okay so I'm putting dexterity of 15 and then you get to increase two other ones by one

1546
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
as well.

1547
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000
What was the maybe I'll put my strength.

1548
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,680
Yeah I'd get it to 10.

1549
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:17,800
So when you're at nine you're going to roll with minuses 10 you're going to roll flat.

1550
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,960
So 100% getting rid of that nine is going to be really good.

1551
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,040
And then what did you ask Madison.

1552
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,920
I was going to ask what they are but I'm just going to look them up and do this.

1553
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,200
Should I add another one to my charisma.

1554
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,200
Yeah.

1555
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:33,160
Because that charisma is like making people like your charisma.

1556
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,680
Yeah pretty much.

1557
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:35,680
Persuasion.

1558
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:39,680
Performance I think is charisma.

1559
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,680
Yeah it is.

1560
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:42,680
Okay next.

1561
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:47,960
Okay I think that's pretty much it unless I'm forgetting anything right.

1562
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,880
You have your scores.

1563
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,080
You have your saving throws.

1564
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,480
You know what your skills are.

1565
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:57,000
Your speed hit points and all that fun stuff isn't super important.

1566
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,680
You have your background your alignment your personality traits.

1567
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:04,200
You don't have any features unfortunately because you're not high enough level for that.

1568
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,800
If you want to flip to the next page though we can do the more character customizing part

1569
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:11,640
where you come up with the age with your eyes look like your height your skin your hair

1570
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,640
your weight.

1571
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:16,320
What language do I speak.

1572
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,480
Languages you speak you speak read and write common and one of the language.

1573
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,480
What are the other language.

1574
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:22,480
Fail language.

1575
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:23,480
Sylvan.

1576
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,480
Sylvan.

1577
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:26,280
So it would probably be common in Sylvan.

1578
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,320
So Sylvan is what like most people in the Feywild speak so that's like where all the

1579
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,800
fairies and mythical creatures hang out.

1580
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,600
I should put that in the bottom left box.

1581
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,240
Wherever it says language is known you.

1582
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:43,280
Quick for the listeners my score a range because I rolled crazy well is an 18 in strength

1583
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:48,760
a 13 in dexterity a 16 in constitution a 13 in intelligence a 14 in wisdom and a 13

1584
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:52,280
in charisma I rolled two 16s and the rest were 13s.

1585
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:57,280
How do you spell the family.

1586
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:58,280
Oh why.

1587
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:02,760
Yeah Sylvan Sylvan.

1588
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:07,960
Sylvan.

1589
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:12,640
So for your hit points you'll roll if you want to figure what that if you want to figure

1590
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,080
that out your role 1d8.

1591
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080
Where is that.

1592
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,080
Plus your con modifier.

1593
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,080
What am I looking at the front page.

1594
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,080
I thought you said that.

1595
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,160
Hit points.

1596
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,160
What am I rolling.

1597
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:26,680
1d8 is your level one.

1598
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:30,200
This is a 10 level one 1d8 plus your con mod.

1599
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,200
This is a 10.

1600
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:37,200
That's a 10.

1601
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,200
Wow.

1602
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,200
It's aggressive.

1603
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:45,400
It was not aggressive throwing dice something else.

1604
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:50,000
So five and then what's your constitution score.

1605
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:56,360
So just a five so you'll write five in that little box where it says current hit points.

1606
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:58,360
The giant box.

1607
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:00,200
Fantastic.

1608
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:04,480
Your speed is going to be 30.

1609
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,360
And then what's your dexterity.

1610
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,480
The total score.

1611
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:13,920
So 15 minus 10 is five five divided by two is still two.

1612
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:17,000
So you're going to have a plus two for initiative.

1613
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,720
Why not two and a half.

1614
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,880
Just two and a half doesn't exist.

1615
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,480
Half numbers aren't real in this world.

1616
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:26,040
Which makes it all the more easier.

1617
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,200
I don't know your armor class.

1618
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,040
We'd have to figure out what you're wearing.

1619
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,040
I don't know that.

1620
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,080
That means unless you really want to sit down and go through the armors that you're you

1621
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,080
all are using.

1622
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,080
You don't want to do that.

1623
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,080
Okay.

1624
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:39,080
It's a lot of work.

1625
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,680
It's probably going to be like 10 plus your dexterity modifier.

1626
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:43,760
So it's going to be like 12.

1627
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,680
I am getting a little sleepy though.

1628
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,040
So what's a modifier for constitution real quick.

1629
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,240
What do you mean.

1630
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:50,520
A modifier for a 16.

1631
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,640
I meant sorry.

1632
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,200
A modifier for 16.

1633
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,280
So minus 10 divided by two.

1634
01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:04,280
Sixteen minus 10 Madison is three divided by no the answer is three.

1635
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:07,400
Oh 16 minus divided by two is three.

1636
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,960
I just said what she said blindly.

1637
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,680
I said right at minus 10.

1638
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,680
She goes three.

1639
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:16,320
The answer is three.

1640
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,520
I'm a theater major.

1641
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,520
I'm sleepy.

1642
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,520
Three.

1643
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:22,520
I know you're sleepy.

1644
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:26,000
So let's do the fun part and then we will wrap this episode up.

1645
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,400
So go to the second page.

1646
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,600
I can always come back for a second episode.

1647
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,600
You sure can.

1648
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,840
So how old do we think she is.

1649
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,880
Fairies can be I'm pretty sure fairies can be relatively old.

1650
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,800
I'm going to look up the fairy age range for fifth edition and that'll give you a better

1651
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,800
idea.

1652
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,800
Thank you.

1653
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:43,800
Yep.

1654
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:49,880
So fairies mature at 40 in the Feywild they are ageless and other planes they will age

1655
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,320
similarly to elves commonly exceeding 800 years old.

1656
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:58,600
So in comparison to humans we mature at like what 25.

1657
01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,600
Yeah.

1658
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,920
So I think about double the age right in terms of.

1659
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:08,520
So I'm thinking I want her to be like a little younger than me.

1660
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:09,720
So like 19.

1661
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:16,040
Then for a fairy that'd be like 30 something.

1662
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,400
What about 29.

1663
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:18,400
She's a child.

1664
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,400
She's a baby.

1665
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,400
You say 29.

1666
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,400
Okay.

1667
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,400
She's like 15.

1668
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,400
What about 33.

1669
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,400
Okay.

1670
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,400
That's closer to like 18.

1671
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,400
What about 37.

1672
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:32,080
I need to do 35 or 36.

1673
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,760
36 is good.

1674
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:34,760
36.

1675
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:35,760
She's 36 years old.

1676
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:38,600
What about you Madison.

1677
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,600
I love the idea of being a 14 year old with this character.

1678
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:42,600
Oh my God.

1679
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,600
I'm not going to.

1680
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,600
You could though.

1681
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,600
No.

1682
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,600
You could be a child.

1683
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:47,600
That feels like a lot.

1684
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,600
You're never going to play her.

1685
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:50,600
I know.

1686
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,600
Never going to play her.

1687
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:57,960
I feel like Eliana is probably going to go by do drop to everyone else but to her like

1688
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,400
bestie bestie friends.

1689
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,400
She's Ellie.

1690
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,400
Cute.

1691
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,400
That's cute.

1692
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,400
How tall is she.

1693
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,400
Small.

1694
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,840
Very size.

1695
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,840
Yeah.

1696
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,000
Very height.

1697
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,560
Their height is typically between three and four feet.

1698
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,960
Not including their wings.

1699
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:24,520
In pixie form fairies are three to five inches in giant forms are three to five feet tall.

1700
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,520
I am five.

1701
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,520
Five.

1702
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,560
That's pretty average.

1703
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:33,640
So if we're downing that she's probably when she's like pixie size she's probably like

1704
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,640
four or five inches tall.

1705
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,880
I thought you said it was three to four inches.

1706
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:40,880
Three to five.

1707
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:45,880
I'm going to go.

1708
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,360
You got three numbers to choose from.

1709
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,360
Three.

1710
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,360
Cool.

1711
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:50,360
She's tiny.

1712
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,360
I was going to say.

1713
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,360
How big is she when she's grown.

1714
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,360
Three feet.

1715
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:58,200
No but like when you said we were talking earlier about whether you're going from feet to inches.

1716
01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,840
So just scale it up.

1717
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:00,840
Three inches three feet.

1718
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:01,840
Oh.

1719
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:02,840
Yeah.

1720
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,200
She's three feet tall.

1721
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:08,720
There are ways to get bigger with spells and stuff but just thinking about the conversions

1722
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,240
she's still only like three feet tall.

1723
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,520
Unless you want her to be taller when she switches.

1724
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,520
Okay.

1725
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,080
This is a fantasy world.

1726
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,080
Was it inches.

1727
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,080
Yep.

1728
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:20,080
Three inches.

1729
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,080
You can do whatever you want.

1730
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,560
You could say three inches tall five feet tall.

1731
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,560
I don't give a shit.

1732
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:24,560
What now.

1733
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,160
Well go one over.

1734
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:27,160
Wait.

1735
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:28,160
Probably in the grams.

1736
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:29,320
Not that it matters.

1737
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,280
What's an average fairy weight.

1738
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,400
That's what I'm going to look up.

1739
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,400
Fairy weight.

1740
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:37,960
I'll say weight really only matters if you're looking at like carrying capacity which.

1741
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,960
Fairies typically.

1742
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:40,960
Ten pounds.

1743
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,280
I'll go with that.

1744
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,680
Ten pounds.

1745
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,160
Ten pounds.

1746
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,160
Pounds.

1747
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,160
Pounds.

1748
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,080
And three inches.

1749
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,080
The.

1750
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,080
They are hefty.

1751
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,080
They're dense.

1752
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,080
When they're yeah.

1753
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,360
That's the idea.

1754
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,800
When they're tall they're like 30 to 40 pounds.

1755
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,320
When they're small they're 10 pounds.

1756
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,920
And they are thick but they got lead bones.

1757
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,920
They.

1758
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:04,920
Yeah.

1759
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,920
Pretty much.

1760
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:06,920
I mean it's why Ant-Man's so successful.

1761
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,920
I was not picturing her with thick thighs but I guess she might have to have some.

1762
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:14,200
It's like a hundred and ninety pound man in a body this big.

1763
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:15,200
Is she thick.

1764
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,200
I don't know.

1765
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,200
Apparently.

1766
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,200
What color are her eyes.

1767
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,200
Blue obviously.

1768
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,200
Oh my fucking.

1769
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,200
It's a beard drop.

1770
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,200
Dumbass.

1771
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,200
Right on the fucking paper.

1772
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,200
Beard drop.

1773
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,200
What about the color of her skin.

1774
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,200
Don't say blue.

1775
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,200
It's not blue.

1776
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,200
It's not blue.

1777
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,200
It's not blue.

1778
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,200
It's not blue.

1779
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,200
What is it.

1780
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,200
I don't know.

1781
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,300
I hadn't considered it.

1782
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:37,880
Because let's all be honest.

1783
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:42,120
We live in a society where we immediately assume that the character is white.

1784
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:45,380
So let's even ask the question.

1785
01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,380
Most people do that.

1786
01:22:46,380 --> 01:22:48,240
Even people of color that are studies on it.

1787
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,120
It's not a good thing by any means.

1788
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,120
No.

1789
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:52,120
No.

1790
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,120
We totally understand.

1791
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:55,040
I'm saying that now that you've asked the question I have to really think about it.

1792
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,040
Okay.

1793
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,040
Like I don't know.

1794
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,040
It could be any color really.

1795
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:04,680
Daniel in has like green tinge skin like it's very like green on like you just look like a tiny elf

1796
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,960
You got big ears, too

1797
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,440
I'm gonna talk about the ears. I'm gonna start calling you an elf

1798
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,680
Just really small

1799
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:20,120
I do love the idea of her even being small by like fairy standards

1800
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,640
I've like no your your runts even for like

1801
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:30,240
You smile man. Yeah, you were saying dear maybe like a little warm

1802
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
Warm as

1803
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,920
Like like not tan

1804
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,800
Like peach

1805
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,280
Not peach in between peach and

1806
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:52,680
Like like sunshiny like sunkist

1807
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,400
You know you can choose you can choose man

1808
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,700
Pull up like a fucking what what is it pantone?

1809
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:10,240
I'm gonna lose it. Okay. This is what's gonna break me

1810
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:17,340
Not the years of doing it with people that play it's the one time this this is what's gonna kill me

1811
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:22,480
This is crazy to watch you. There's no level of like hair pulling out that you have done

1812
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:26,640
There's no level of guidance that works. It's just

1813
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:32,220
You just got fucking pull the thoughts out one by one until one of them works

1814
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:37,240
Chart of skin colors right now by the way

1815
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,240
Oh boy

1816
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,960
Limestone is a skin color

1817
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:53,040
What colors are hair what styles they're both a lot lighter than I thought we were going yeah

1818
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:59,480
That's why when you were in use of Sun Kiss. That's why I like looked at you was like she's like pretty pale. Yeah

1819
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:03,160
Okay, cool. Okay, so dandelions probably like

1820
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,160
Give me like a sprinkle

1821
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,720
Sprinkle sprinkle

1822
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,760
Rose beige

1823
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,360
Like in yeah, yeah, yeah fade into a green

1824
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,440
This is crazy

1825
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,760
I'm not writing Rose beige down on

1826
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:26,480
I'm not but I really what's the hairstyle

1827
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:33,800
I'm gonna stick Bob not fuck as Bob just a Bob like a Bob of bangs

1828
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:40,360
Who for a do-drop I thought it'd be kind of cute. Oh, I see her with short hair for sure. I think it's cute

1829
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:47,320
I see like a really look at the short hairstyles. Sorry. I feel like an adorable little please tell me you have a hairstyle in mind

1830
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:49,400
Sure. Yeah

1831
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:54,440
Probably like to I think she's got this is gonna be weird for me. I think she has orange hair

1832
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,920
Or like red hair. I know that sounds like a weird thing for me to be like this is weird for me

1833
01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:04,360
But like I realize I've mostly play like blonde characters

1834
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:09,800
Yeah, which is really weird real big affinity for bonds because I'm not the slightest bit blonde

1835
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,320
Not even a little life or do I have any desire to dye my hair blonde in real life?

1836
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:17,080
But most of the characters I played at the table have had like white or like

1837
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,040
hair, but I think

1838
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:24,320
Curly orange hair because all my characters have a little bit of curl

1839
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:31,200
In like two like French braids down and then they're tied with like little like it's giving a horse girl

1840
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,400
Braids braids is giving horse girl giving like a horse girl

1841
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:41,360
Girl scout boy scout kind of vibes, you know, I mean it's definitely like a young look for sure

1842
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:43,360
And they're like tied at the bottom with like

1843
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,360
Instead of ribbons, it's like

1844
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:51,160
Like that's just like a very like fairy thing in my head grass hair

1845
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,800
But the braids are also like I do I don't know the world

1846
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,200
Please don't

1847
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:02,800
What are we know? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we we're marking out a lot of things?

1848
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,320
They are

1849
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:13,160
Okay, but like the glowy kind of brown sure, okay, okay, what's the other thing that we've changed?

1850
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,160
Oh

1851
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,520
No, cuz like this is gonna sound a little gross for you

1852
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:22,840
But in like, you know when like golden hour hits sometimes you look at Robert's eyes

1853
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:26,440
And I don't look at Robert's eyes ever Robert what color are my eyes?

1854
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:33,520
Brown you only knew that because recently they're brown. He got always been brown

1855
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:42,200
You didn't know that until recently brown and I think I'm gonna do like curly hair, okay?

1856
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:46,360
That is shorter yeah with bangs

1857
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:52,600
And it's got like a very round feel to it, right? It's giving curly fuck ass, Bob

1858
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,760
Not that short

1859
01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:01,640
When I think of a curly fuck ass Bob, it's like all in here, right? I want it to be like I

1860
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:06,880
Don't know if that made sense I could pull up photos of myself that sound like this haircut

1861
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:12,000
Curly fuck ass Bob is crazy to go with the new hair

1862
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:19,920
She has to have a darker skin tone so more than tan

1863
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,960
Googling curly fuck ass Bob

1864
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:28,920
Yeah, that exists

1865
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:32,000
Let me see I probably had that hairstyle

1866
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,960
Let me open the image

1867
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,360
Oh, yeah, it's not great. Oh

1868
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:47,640
It can exist it can exist

1869
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,080
Curly fuck ass Bob's

1870
01:28:51,080 --> 01:29:00,880
Oh, just simultaneously cringed. Oh, sorry to whoever comes up on the first search on Google images for

1871
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:10,440
Anybody looks up curly fuck ass Bob. It's the first one that pops up. You'll know it when you say it

1872
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:16,520
Not overusing I said she has braids and you went it's giving horse girl. It is how do those correlate?

1873
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:21,360
It just does what kind of brains like French break. Yeah, like yeah worse girl

1874
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,800
You can't expect her to be on your side not with a French braid

1875
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:41,200
I want you to learn how to do that one. What's it called my sister does them are they called Dutch braids?

1876
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:45,400
I don't fucking know. I love Dutch brain. I only know horse girls. Okay, though

1877
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:49,560
I don't know any other type of brain other than French braid. Well, I don't even know that so

1878
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:56,520
Well folks, I think we're pretty much done here unless anybody wants to walk us through their character backstory

1879
01:29:56,560 --> 01:30:00,460
Madison's gonna pretty much told us hers. I pretty much told you mine. Yeah

1880
01:30:00,460 --> 01:30:03,140
Yeah, she's like how do we sink? Oh

1881
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:08,840
Jesus Christ, this is a fun part pull up the the the the relationship questions

1882
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:14,480
She's just precious so how did they meet?

1883
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:25,680
But we need to establish how they met relationship. Oh, well, do you ever explore your fairy heritage?

1884
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:36,440
She thinks she's a giant right you ever explore your fairies doesn't know

1885
01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:41,360
What if she's what if you're like an exchange student? Okay, I can rock with that

1886
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,520
You're the person that has to like show her what being a fairy's like

1887
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:52,440
She doesn't know she's a fairy so you're just expecting her to know and then she's like a cultural exchange program where I like go to the

1888
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,960
Feywild yeah, and you're like

1889
01:30:55,760 --> 01:31:00,260
This is like a little school world. Yeah, it's like fan. It's giving fantasy high a little bit

1890
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:06,000
Yeah, I'm like everybody's avoiding her because she's weird and is a fairy but doesn't think she is one and I don't know

1891
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:11,480
No, she's like crushed coke bottles on her head. Oh my god. I didn't know no better. Oh my god

1892
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:15,760
Bikes is that what is yeah, I only wanted to know no better

1893
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:20,640
I think I uploaded that into the table talk drive. Okay. Let me try that. Let me try them

1894
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:25,440
Okay, so you're you're a cultural exchange student. I'm a cultural exchange student

1895
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,920
Crazy still names Dan and what they thought was a giant

1896
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:32,480
It was just a

1897
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:39,660
Well, I know I think that what happened was the elders in the giant village were like we know she's a fairy

1898
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:44,480
Giants are mad stupid dog. Yeah, but I think they're not either morons

1899
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:49,160
I can I think they canonically can tell what if they sent you to like infiltrate the village

1900
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:55,760
Your goal is to conquer no because she definitely would be too into that giant that's the idea

1901
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:57,760
I mean she would do that. She would

1902
01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,560
She'd be I love the idea also of them be like we don't know how to break it to her

1903
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,520
Let's just send her with a bunch of fairies and she'll figure it out on her

1904
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:06,560
I mean you do go to conquer though

1905
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,000
I could see that as like a me accidentally

1906
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:15,180
Thwarting you the entire time and you think you singly like angry or with me and me being like we're friends

1907
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:20,600
We like what's your fucking pride this bitch will not leave me alone and she's like she's so nice

1908
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:28,520
You want to go get lunch where in this fucking share drive would it be Madison? I guess it's not there

1909
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,520
Kids on bikes

1910
01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:34,320
We're going to get peach Bellini's for lunch

1911
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,160
Your to like what 19?

1912
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,160
What's the legal drinking age for fairies

1913
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:48,640
Probably 40 you think they're not partying maybe 30 shit. I think it's much lower. We'll call it 30

1914
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:53,240
I don't know things about the law. You don't get to decide to fuck

1915
01:32:53,240 --> 01:33:00,880
I like to push my boundaries. I don't know things about the law. I don't know it's illegal to drink

1916
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:07,680
So I wouldn't I don't think to do just a little peach. I think she's drinking a beer. Are you kidding? That's

1917
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:11,080
Correct, I think she's gross. Oh

1918
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:16,160
No, that's valid. I think that's what she's used to drinking. She was raised by giants

1919
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,560
She's drinking a dandelion not me nog

1920
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:23,680
Disgusting in the lion's like yeah, it's like like she's used to moonshine

1921
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:32,600
Oh boy, you a peach Bellini and you hate it. No, I think she's confused. She's like it's a sweet

1922
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,600
It's not supposed to be sweet. It's supposed to like burn

1923
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:39,160
I cannot for the life of me find this document

1924
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,960
Yeah, can't find it shit's been lost

1925
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:54,440
Let me look dog. It's he's not here. I said it might not be in the shared things. We look up the kids on bikes PDF

1926
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:57,680
It's in the back of it. I did on the internet. Yeah

1927
01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:03,960
No, Madison on fucking dial up. Don't you just let Maddie look on the internet

1928
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:07,020
This is gonna sound crazy on the internet that you could

1929
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:13,700
Hey, dear, where else would I look that up at? I don't know. Let Maddie look pull up on my fucking phone

1930
01:34:13,700 --> 01:34:17,660
I'm pulling it up. I'm trying to pull it up now at least I'm downloading it

1931
01:34:21,540 --> 01:34:24,420
So do you are you like do you do good in school?

1932
01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:34,060
That's a great question. I took a great question in the game. Oh, no, I know

1933
01:34:37,060 --> 01:34:38,420
I

1934
01:34:38,420 --> 01:34:40,420
Feel like she does decent

1935
01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:42,420
They have a very back of a book

1936
01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:45,220
Yeah, like I feel like when it comes to the dizziness

1937
01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:51,540
It's definitely more of like a common sense thing and like a perception thing like even though she

1938
01:34:51,540 --> 01:34:59,940
She has that aura stuff and can know when something feels wrong. She may not be able to articulate it. Yeah, she's just like ooh

1939
01:35:01,060 --> 01:35:03,060
Weird energy

1940
01:35:04,340 --> 01:35:07,660
I get that I think that because she also has

1941
01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:16,020
She also has proficiency in perception and I think that she's very more of like a reading a situation of being like

1942
01:35:16,020 --> 01:35:23,220
Yeah, these people are ready to fight. Yeah, she's like a crystal holder, you know, she's a crystal girlie. Yeah

1943
01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:26,900
Yeah, she is like her tarot

1944
01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:29,660
She can't read

1945
01:35:30,780 --> 01:35:32,780
Tarot specifically, okay

1946
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:35,300
Okay, okay. Thank you for the clarification

1947
01:35:37,140 --> 01:35:42,380
I'm being like yeah, she actually doesn't know how to read. No, she can't read tarot

1948
01:35:42,380 --> 01:35:48,940
Bro, why are 95% of the things in the back of this book one shot and she absolutely overpays the girl

1949
01:35:48,940 --> 01:35:51,620
The one shot. Yeah, you could have said that. Sorry

1950
01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:58,180
She pays someone to do tarot card readings in the Feywild. Yeah, she overpays for it. Oh

1951
01:36:00,140 --> 01:36:04,300
She doesn't know any better I this how is she

1952
01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:09,740
Surviving yeah, she lay I feel like she's got to be on the equivalent of like the cheerleading team

1953
01:36:09,740 --> 01:36:12,060
No

1954
01:36:12,060 --> 01:36:16,180
But she is like she could be like the water girl, you know what I mean

1955
01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:20,940
Yeah, she hydrates hell yeah

1956
01:36:25,260 --> 01:36:29,220
Does she have like a voice do you do like a voice for her character you don't know

1957
01:36:29,220 --> 01:36:31,580
I do not

1958
01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:36,140
Okay character, you know a character. You don't know we know each other don't know each other I

1959
01:36:36,140 --> 01:36:42,620
Thought we just decided we got to know each other. Did you just meet are we thinking like you all just met?

1960
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:45,460
Sure, okay, and we'll do a character. You don't know

1961
01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:48,260
Dear would you mind rolling a d20?

1962
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:51,740
You one

1963
01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:56,660
Boy what an episode home down what an episode

1964
01:36:57,220 --> 01:37:02,680
You know some sometimes people call me a contrarian. I think the real one is the person who I sleep with

1965
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:09,960
Okay, don't ever say that again. Why don't on the internet. Why don't you want to associate with this character?

1966
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:15,840
Why don't I yeah, why don't you want to associate with this character? I don't have any

1967
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:19,480
It's just a person. I don't have one come up with one

1968
01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:23,480
Why doesn't your character want to associate with her character?

1969
01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:31,560
Because she's too busy appreciating the beauty of life

1970
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:38,920
Okay, she'd be distracted by the lovely things and she'd just be trying to do everything else

1971
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:41,800
Yeah, cool

1972
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:44,200
Roll a d20 for me Madison

1973
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,520
14

1974
01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:50,320
Who does this character have a very public feud with?

1975
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:53,480
Me you me yeah you

1976
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,640
Anyone and everyone oh my god

1977
01:37:57,440 --> 01:38:01,120
No, I don't think it's anyone and everyone, but I think that there's definitely like

1978
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:04,160
She's probably got authority issues

1979
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:07,520
Right any like village elders and eat teachers

1980
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:16,720
Yeah, especially anyone who likes us shit about like her being a fairy. Oh, right probably is like what the like tries to mentor you

1981
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:21,760
Talk it about dog anybody who tries to mentor you culturally like you're there yeah

1982
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:25,680
Yeah, I'm not a guy to achieve your trip

1983
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:33,760
It's so abundantly obvious to everyone else that you're you're here to infiltrate just because of how unhappy you are

1984
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:37,560
But they're still gonna try and do their job because they're nice people and like yeah

1985
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,200
reculture you

1986
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:41,680
You know

1987
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:47,480
It's just so very clear that you would love to just take it all over but it's like this little 14 year old

1988
01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:53,600
It's like yeah, I'm gonna roll the village this might be reading a little bit like assimilation. I think we've gone too far guys

1989
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:57,360
Dear would you mind rolling another 24 me?

1990
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:06,400
Thank you for sharing every time before you roll it you like stared it for two seconds

1991
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:11,880
Like you're asking at something and then you roll it dear. Why are so many people afraid of this character?

1992
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:18,720
She stomps

1993
01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:20,640
She's loud

1994
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:26,120
In my perception based on what I know and have absorbed

1995
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:31,760
She's never learned if like she doesn't fly because everybody else walks on the ground

1996
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:37,480
So it's just the loudest quiet stomps around it's just she stomps

1997
01:39:37,480 --> 01:39:43,180
It's just like from like the outside world. It's just the tiniest little pitter-patter. Yeah, it's like fucking ant footsteps

1998
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:50,840
Yeah, but the angst is loud but to everybody else in the village is this is flat-footed ass large footed mother fucker

1999
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:54,400
Just large foot flat ass motherfucker fairy just running around

2000
01:39:54,400 --> 01:40:02,000
Still somehow the smallest fairy in the building and yet the loudest the picture I'm getting is large ears long

2001
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:06,760
Short body. That's so cute though because we're opposites. Nobody can hear me watch

2002
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:12,480
I just like glide across to whatever I'm walking on and you do a

2003
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:19,360
Fucking funk. She doesn't stop wearing her giant clothes like it's like my god

2004
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:24,480
Whatever the fairy clothes are very elegant very pretty very like nature influence. Oh, yeah, I'm beautiful

2005
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:27,200
Hers are like fucking animal hide

2006
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:32,440
Disgusting in like roller 20 for me. She's the size of the stitches

2007
01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:36,720
15 did we're to do that yet rolling in

2008
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:44,680
Nine nine what volunteer work have you heard that this character does fucking all of it?

2009
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:49,360
Like what does she not do it's kind of annoying I hydrate

2010
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:55,200
She hydrates. She's the fucking water girl hydrate or died right man. You know what they say

2011
01:40:55,640 --> 01:41:01,560
She volunteered for this stupid ass cultural exchange program thing. I miss a hundred percent of the shots. You don't take no

2012
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:08,720
No, she is not that and here would you mind rolling a 24 me don't ever ever say that

2013
01:41:09,160 --> 01:41:12,520
In a game you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take I

2014
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:20,400
Believe that's a six you believe that's a six. It's a little far away. Why is this character's family so important in town?

2015
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:22,920
In town and down

2016
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:32,360
One of her parents is

2017
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,480
But like not like a like

2018
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:41,200
Like a Irby doctor

2019
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:43,200
Like a medicine man

2020
01:41:44,880 --> 01:41:50,800
No, it's more than that so like it's like Katniss's mom, okay, okay, sorry

2021
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:54,520
He's a medicine man. She works in the war medicine man

2022
01:41:55,000 --> 01:42:02,040
We're gonna go with the medicine man fantastic. She has no father's okay. She has no father's no

2023
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:04,680
mother and a parent

2024
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:14,360
Okay, thank you very much. So a mother and a father or a mother and a mother a mother and a parent a mother and a not mother a mother and a parent

2025
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:16,600
that

2026
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:21,280
What non-binary no, I understand that what role is this person?

2027
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:24,000
Did just present they're a parent

2028
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:30,080
In what sits you define the role that this parent has

2029
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:33,480
Robert, I hope this is you not you not understand

2030
01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:41,680
You know like you could be a parent without being specifically like a mom or a dad. No, I understand that that's what she's what is the parent do

2031
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:45,480
Be my parent right like how what do they do?

2032
01:42:47,160 --> 01:42:50,240
Like what is their job? Yeah, like what do they do? Oh?

2033
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:55,160
Well now I have to decide which one's the medicine person I

2034
01:42:55,160 --> 01:43:01,200
Feel like the mom is the medicine mom and then just the parent is the parent

2035
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:08,920
Like our jobs a nonprofit

2036
01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:16,320
No, no cuz I can't I have to I'm neutral right so I can't be brought up and like a two

2037
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:18,800
They're a lawyer. I

2038
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:24,120
Mean that's giving you two sides of the coin right a lawyer and like someone involved in healthcare a

2039
01:43:26,480 --> 01:43:29,840
Medicine woman and a lawyer no they are

2040
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:34,480
Baker those are two good things

2041
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:41,800
You can be two good things that just makes the character all that more obnoxious they have a donut shop

2042
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:44,680
So a baker cool

2043
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:50,680
Who's turn is it to roll the 20 I got a 10 fantastic I reserve the right to take all of this back

2044
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:54,160
How far would you go to get to know this character and why?

2045
01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:04,400
Well not far at all. I think dandelion might get her wires crossed and think that this person is more important than she is

2046
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:11,200
Oh, yeah, everybody does like me. I don't know that though. It is like this is this is my end

2047
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:14,520
This is my way to get to the top

2048
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:17,400
You know everybody

2049
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:22,360
It's like cool you're just a person yeah, and I think that's what it is

2050
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:25,920
So at first it's like yeah, let's go grab lunch and do many

2051
01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:31,320
Petis like I'm realizing now this character is very like reading like toff from like avatar of last airbender

2052
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:35,160
Right like it is just very like being like yeah

2053
01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:41,300
Let's be gal pals or whatever and then the more she's talking to her the more she's like oh

2054
01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:44,480
You're just

2055
01:44:45,320 --> 01:44:49,360
Pretty and likable like they're like you're not a mastermind

2056
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:55,040
You're not like overthinking and thinking ahead to my next one under the line. Just you're just there

2057
01:44:55,400 --> 01:45:00,160
You roll that 24 me dear and the dandelion little puff that flows

2058
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:06,160
And it pisses her off so badly

2059
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:09,160
I'm a four

2060
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:11,800
You're a four

2061
01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:15,840
What charming habit is this character known for throughout the town?

2062
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:28,800
Placing pretty rocks and little flowers on people's doorsteps as she passes

2063
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:36,800
But not on like a regular basis or anything that you could like time or expect. It's very random

2064
01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:41,000
It's very somehow it always finds you on the day you need it

2065
01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:46,240
All right our last roll

2066
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:48,360
Three

2067
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:52,280
What wonderful thing did this character do that the whole town was talking about?

2068
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:56,080
Yeah, you

2069
01:45:56,080 --> 01:46:01,200
Fuck too many answers for for now, okay, I guess

2070
01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:04,840
Occupied me

2071
01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:09,440
Out of our fucking business for five goddamn minutes

2072
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:16,320
No, I think like there was some like physical threat like something was probably trying to like come in and fight or

2073
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:22,800
Like a monster attacking or something like that and then they in the lion just being who day in the lion is by nature

2074
01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:30,320
Doesn't let that fuck shit slide and swings and takes down the monster and everyone's like oh my god

2075
01:46:30,480 --> 01:46:37,160
She's like turning over a new leaf. She's saving our village. No, but it's gotta be something silly to where it's not like actually a monster

2076
01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:41,800
It's just like like where we took a shortcut through some fields to get to my house

2077
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:47,160
And then suddenly there was like a fox or a coyote and I'd attacked you and you killed it

2078
01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:55,160
And it was like look look at her defending our produce. Yeah, she's like motherfucker. Looked at me wrong total accident

2079
01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:57,800
Yeah, like she cares about the local economy

2080
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:05,200
Meanwhile, she's already skinning it and everyone's like that's a lot like and then you like they end up giving you a job on that

2081
01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:09,500
Farm yeah, and she's like I don't I don't you take it just because you need some

2082
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:15,160
Rugs for generations to come you're like for the love of God. Please give me something to do with my body

2083
01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:17,160
I'll work on the farm

2084
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:24,120
Everybody just does I'm gonna have to be here. I might as well do something with it. Yeah it being my body, of course

2085
01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:30,600
I love the idea of this character just being like like this group of very nice people this very nice society being like

2086
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:32,600
Oh, she's so sweet

2087
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:37,880
Look at her. She's lovely. She's even hanging out with like the other person who's like always doing good

2088
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:42,360
And she's like I fucking hate it here. Yeah, and a shot of a rabbit Chihuahua

2089
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:46,960
Yeah, just like if you put like a rabbit Chihuahua and like a little sweater and booties

2090
01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:54,040
It's the cleaner there. Oh, okay, okay, and she's just like foaming at the mouth

2091
01:47:55,720 --> 01:47:57,720
Yeah

2092
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:02,440
She's not a cute like I mean she's cute but like

2093
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:05,640
She's not pleasant

2094
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:11,360
Not pleasant at all. Well, thank you everybody for tuning in to our latest episode of table talk

2095
01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:17,920
Um, maybe we'll bring it along in the future. Maybe we won't maybe we won't do it at 11 30 at night

2096
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:20,720
Maybe we'll

2097
01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:29,040
Next time I think I should talk about board games

2098
01:48:29,360 --> 01:48:34,640
Maybe we'll do a board game episode and strafe a little far from the the ttrpg thing

2099
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:38,160
Yeah, we'll get away from dnd and talk about anything else

2100
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:41,600
Sorry, we know that that's what you all listen to the podcast for

2101
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:44,800
For our winning commentary on

2102
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,080
Talk to you all

2103
01:48:48,080 --> 01:49:08,080
Thursday