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Welcome back to Table Talk! I'm Maddie.

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And I'm Robert.

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What are we doing today, Robert?

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We're doing part two of a four-parter of our Sapphire Prodigy slash Capes and Crookes fifth edition model by Criticademy one-shot.

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That we forgot it was a four-parter for a little bit.

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That we forgot it was a four-parter.

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So the first part is a little bit more focused.

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A little more quick. So we're going to do a little more dragon of the feet on this one.

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I mean, we're like planning a small heist.

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I mean, it's not small.

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Oceans 11 are way up there, you know?

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Oceans 11 with two people.

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We're three-quarters of the movie is just talking about how you're going to do it.

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Yeah, I'm going to bail on these sunglasses so fast.

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Oh, I love this. I need to record more often.

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I have a stigmatism.

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This is the bits.

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This is great for me.

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This is goofy.

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So we last left off with smoke and fetch jumping out of the window of their now abandoned...

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Bodies behind them.

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...twice burned out apartment that was abandoned while leaving five of Confather's goons.

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Dead.

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Unconscious or dead.

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I killed Puffer, bitch. I slit his throat.

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Right. Yeah, you did do that.

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I don't think... I don't think...

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I don't think Smoke killed anybody.

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I think Smoke did some life stuff, but I don't think Smoke killed anybody.

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I think... I think Betch did.

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Yeah.

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She killed... I don't think she killed anyone else.

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Oh, just that guy?

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I don't think... Okay, here's the thing.

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Just that guy.

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And like, I recognize that I'm playing a bad person.

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Like, I get that.

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This is the voice that you were kind of doing today at the table.

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I... Apparently I was like fully slipping into this voice while we were playing our normal session.

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And I don't remember this, but we record our session so we can listen back to them.

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So I don't have to like, obsess over notes.

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So there's evidence. I did. I just... I don't remember doing that.

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So I think that's kind of like ridiculous.

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Anyway, I know I'm a bad person.

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I know that Betch is a bad person.

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I don't think she cared to check on the other people.

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Like...

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I mean, Smoke didn't either.

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I think it's kind of a toss up.

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Maybe she hit him a little too hard and they hit their head.

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It's like, you're on death saving throws.

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I'm not sticking around to see how it comes out, you know?

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Puffer bitch had his neck slit though.

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So, you know...

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Yeah, Puffer bitch probably died.

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If he comes back from that, good for him. I'll do it again.

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Awesome death saving throws behind the screen real quick and see if he lives.

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Maybe he'll come back.

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I'll do it again.

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Maybe he'll come back.

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Yeah, I'll do it again.

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He's not coming back.

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I'm rolling with disadvantage because he had his fucking throat slit, right?

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Yeah.

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I mean, does he breathe out of his mouth because he's like a fish?

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Out of his mouth?

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You mean his gills?

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Or like...

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His gills?

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Yeah, well, I slit his neck.

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Yeah, his gills would still be on his neck.

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I didn't like slit all the way around.

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Oh, you just hit his Adam's apple?

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Like, what is you?

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I mean, like, I...

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Why am I...

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I don't know if you want to get into the intricacies of...

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You were talking about how we want to be monetized eventually

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and this doesn't feel like a monetizable conversation.

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Did he live?

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I'll do it again.

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We might have a new villain.

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That's all I'm saying.

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I'll do it again.

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We might have a new villain for the villains.

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I'll do it again.

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Let me kill him.

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Let me kill him.

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I'm not going to roll for everybody else.

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I did try to intentionally kill him.

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Puffer, Puffer, bitch, man, still might be alive.

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He's alive.

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I know the faces that you made.

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He might be alive.

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I know the faces.

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He might not be alive.

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That's a great backstory for all villains, right?

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You killed me, Naden.

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I'll kill him.

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I'll kill him.

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So, um, Smoking Fetch at this point need to, one, figure out what the job that they're

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supposed to be.

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If you haven't listened to part one, what are you doing?

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Listen to part one.

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None of this is going to make sense.

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Um, but if you have, then you know that Fetch and Smok, Smoking Fetch need to now figure

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out what the job is because they either killed or severely maimed all of the goons.

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No questions were asked.

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It was just hands off rip because they both were at the top of initiative.

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Um, I also said at the beginning of the fight, I need to hit something right now.

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So this was cathartic for me.

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Yeah.

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Catharsis doesn't really equal competency on a job though.

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You know what I'm saying?

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I mean, sometimes it does.

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Yeah, but in this case, it very much didn't.

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So now they're going to the only other person that they know that kind of knows codfather

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because they just killed five of his guys.

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I deal with.

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And then there's a guy who apparently, uh, smoke has also had some interactions within

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the past.

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Yeah.

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Fucking bitch.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Um, it is broad daylight.

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They both have one point of exhaustion as they are exhausted.

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They have been partying and playing for the last probably 18 hours.

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And then they entered a combat and, uh, smoke took a lot of damage and is still in the

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middle, not at full.

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Um, so they're in a rough place.

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They also don't have a house now.

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Well, yeah.

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Whoopsie.

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Um, do you, smoke just left.

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Do you make any attempt to put anything in a, in a duffel?

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Um, yeah.

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Well, first of all, I'm going to put clothes on because I'm still in my rage.

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That's crazy how you followed him right out of the building now.

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Wait, what?

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You followed him right out of the building.

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I thought you just said, do I take time?

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At the end.

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It was a trick question.

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You didn't.

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You are stuck in rape clothes.

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Do you know how many times, you all don't know this, how many times I, while playing

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D&D, my character has ended up stuck in the either dumbest fucking outfit or like next

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to nothing for the longest time.

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That's not a choice that I make, by the way.

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Well, it's, I'm like, I'm going to wear this for like a session and then I'm like, can

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I change and you're like dog when, and I'm like, this valid though, like, when are you

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taking the time?

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No, it's like, it's a good point.

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The amount of times that I've been stuck in like the worst is bad.

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It's bad.

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We're stuck in rape pasties.

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They're not even like real.

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They're constructs like.

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It is going to end up flashing somebody at some point.

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Somebody's going to end up hitting the pasties.

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It's just going to break.

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Probably.

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I will fuck.

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It's six in the morning.

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It is six in the morning.

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You all are in tattered ass.

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I mean, he's got holes all over his clothing because he got hit with a shotgun four times.

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Yeah.

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So he got shot.

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Neither of you are doing great.

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Do we want to get like an Uber?

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I don't know if an Uber will like pick us up.

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We can try.

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Okay, this is do a tech check for Spokane.

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This is a long walk.

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Okay.

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I'm not.

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I have disadvantage.

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We have exhaustion.

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You're right.

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Thank you.

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You fuck me over all the time.

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Wow.

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You said disadvantage.

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We have exhaustion.

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Yeah.

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I want to be honest.

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I hope you fucking.

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So the first one was a 17 plus one, which was an 18.

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And then the second one, because somebody decided to remind me that we have ability disadvantage

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was a natty one.

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We're getting run over.

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No, I think he's just calling the wrong people.

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I try to call it over.

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I'm going to know I'm not even calling it a new one.

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I'm trying to like get a ride.

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I'm like, oh my God.

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Yeah, cool.

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How much is that going to be?

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He's got to be some kind of a consequence on a net one, right?

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We get run over.

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Maybe he just, I'm trying to decide how fucked I want it to be.

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And his, his hazy exhaustion, right?

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And his little tiny baby brain that's just been burned out from having been shot.

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It's just going to fuck up him or fuck up me too.

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Four to five times in a row.

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And pieces are still slotting back in there.

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And he thinks what he, what he hits, like what he, like the app that he pulls up is,

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is Uber, like his lift is a ride sharing service.

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And what he pulls up is a line to Godfather's guys and ends up sending them something instead.

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What did he send them?

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That's a great question.

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It's a natural one.

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Our location?

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I mean, you got to write, you got to share location to get an Uber, right?

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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Yeah, so after about five or so minutes, a super swanked out, basically floating Cadillac

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pulls up and the door's open.

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So it goes, that's all right.

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Did you pay for like fucking premium?

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Yeah, I think I got like an Uber X or something.

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That's expensive though.

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Can I do an insight check?

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Yeah, give me an insight check with disadvantage.

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I'm aware.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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It could be worse.

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An 11.

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Better than a fucking one.

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This is just a really nice Uber.

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There's nobody in the backseat.

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Why did you like spring for this?

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There's no one in the backseat.

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It's just a really nice blacked out car.

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It's fucking nice.

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I guess.

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Smoke goes, hey man, are you complaining?

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I'm not complaining.

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Let's hop in.

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I don't know where the fucking funds are coming from.

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It's just robbed like a lot of people.

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Yeah, we did.

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Yeah, we did.

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So you know, it's on them tonight, I guess.

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Fair enough.

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Cool.

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You're a smoke hop.

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In the car.

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And there's a little divider.

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00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:03,400
This is like a fully tacked, like a professional taxi service.

262
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,600
And there's a little divider that's already down.

263
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,600
Cool.

264
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,920
You all hop in the car, doors shut, locks click, and you all are off.

265
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,920
Why the door?

266
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,920
Why the locks click?

267
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,920
You gotta try and link up.

268
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:20,200
Hey smoke, why the locks click?

269
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200
He goes, what do you mean?

270
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,200
What do you mean the locks click?

271
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,200
He's gonna try and open the door.

272
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,200
Can I also?

273
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200
Yeah, with disadvantage.

274
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200
I've got these tools.

275
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200
Can I use those?

276
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,200
With disadvantage.

277
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,200
Holy shit.

278
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,200
Okay, I'm fine with that.

279
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,200
So that's going to be with disadvantage.

280
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:39,200
That's gonna be a 17.

281
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,200
Sure.

282
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:49,400
You all are about 300 feet in the air when you manage to clock the door open.

283
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,600
This guy is ripping through Sapphire City.

284
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,600
I don't think this is an Uber.

285
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,600
He goes, what do you mean?

286
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,600
What do you mean you don't think this is an Uber?

287
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,000
I mean, I called the guy.

288
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,840
I sent the, what do you mean?

289
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,360
I can't see up front.

290
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,600
Pull the partition down.

291
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,960
Okay, he's gonna attempt to pull the partition down, I guess.

292
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,360
Okay, he pulls the partition down.

293
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,720
Wait, this is a man.

294
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,640
I rolled two 920s in a row.

295
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:24,400
He, he like, fucking snakes his little gashes fingers through the tiny little crevice in

296
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,440
between the partition and the top of the car and like pops a lock and then pulls it down.

297
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:34,480
And it's fully two large half fish, half men in the front seat with large guns laid across

298
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:41,560
the last fucking smoke like puts his head through the partition and like his elbows

299
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,560
inside.

300
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,560
He goes, howdy fellas.

301
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,120
It's a bright and sunny morning in Sapphire City.

302
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,240
What are you two doing here?

303
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:56,640
They both kind of turn around for a second with like a side eye.

304
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,640
Did you leave the door open?

305
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,120
Like is the door still open?

306
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,120
Like I closed it.

307
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,120
Oh, okay.

308
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,120
I unlocked it.

309
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,120
I didn't open it.

310
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,120
Okay, okay.

311
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,120
I'm just curious.

312
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,120
I just don't like being locked or caged in a situation.

313
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120
Yeah, for sure, for sure.

314
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,280
I don't know if you picked up my vibes.

315
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,160
He, one of the, one of the larger guys on the right who's sitting in the passenger side

316
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,840
immediately puts his hand on his very large gun and kind of grips it tighter for a second

317
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,320
and he goes, hey man, sit down.

318
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,560
He's sitting, sitting like a free taxi service.

319
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,640
Smoke what did he say?

320
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:36,120
He said that he's really glad to have picked us up in that we are a wonderful passenger.

321
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,280
He's asking what his rating is.

322
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,320
Because I don't see any bottles of water back here.

323
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,760
I'm kind of thirsty.

324
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,440
He goes, hey man, do you guys have any bottles?

325
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:53,040
I'm going to roll over his face with this.

326
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,040
You said you're not going to make him a don't ask.

327
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,040
Yeah.

328
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,040
Oh my God, I rolled two twos in a row.

329
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,760
I give the help action.

330
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,040
So I just rolled the one and I still get it too.

331
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,040
Oh, right.

332
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040
Right.

333
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,040
Gang, it's bad.

334
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,040
It's plus persuasion to 12 of those.

335
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040
We are still 14.

336
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,040
We are still 14.

337
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:18,200
He can't roll bad on persuasion genuinely.

338
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,200
Still a 14.

339
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,880
The guy goes, hey man, why don't you sit the fuck down and maybe I won't blow you a guy

340
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,040
damn head off and then we'll talk about bottles of water.

341
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,040
Yeah?

342
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,600
Hey, hey, hey, listen, I thought we were friends here.

343
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,160
I just thought I'd call the noober.

344
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160
What about a mint?

345
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,160
Do they have a mint?

346
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,160
I don't know.

347
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,160
Fetch.

348
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,160
Do you want to ask him?

349
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160
Do you want to ask him?

350
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,400
Do you want to get up in here in this partition and ask him?

351
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,400
I don't know what's happening up there.

352
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,400
No, that's OK.

353
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,400
That's fine.

354
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400
Smoke fuck it, sits back in the seat and crosses her.

355
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,200
He goes, why don't you get up there in the partition and ask the large fish man with

356
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,640
a gun for a mint?

357
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,640
I get to talk to him.

358
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,040
Yeah, you get to talk to him.

359
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,040
Fetch.

360
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,040
I get to make my decisions.

361
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,040
Yeah, you can make your decisions.

362
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,040
I'm popping my head up.

363
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,560
Cool, man.

364
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,560
Do you say anything?

365
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,080
I'm going to wave first.

366
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,440
Do I recognize either of them as people that I've seen in the previous night?

367
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,440
Nope.

368
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,000
Where you taking us?

369
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:15,520
I thought my friend over here, I was apparently a fucking dumbass called an uber.

370
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:20,680
Would you mind dropping us off down the block?

371
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,920
The guy on the passenger or in the driver's seat at this point, he turns to the side and

372
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:30,360
goes, yeah, your friend actually called the personal cellphone number of cod father that

373
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,600
he was given in case of emergency.

374
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,520
Quite some years ago, actually, when he was doing some work.

375
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,520
You fucking did this.

376
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:42,880
He spoke, hey, listen, I just, I had a phone number in my phone and I think she's fully

377
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,920
still facing forward and just like kicks a leg to the side.

378
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:52,160
So, Karna goes, but good news is, despite the fact that this is a personal offense because

379
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:57,120
nobody calls Mr. Cod Father's personal cellphone number, it turns out you dumb fucks are working

380
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:02,720
a job and didn't get any of the information from our boys that you killed at your place.

381
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,200
So we're going to take you somewhere where they can give you that information.

382
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,200
Are you mad at us?

383
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,200
Free of charge.

384
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,200
The driver goes, I don't personally care.

385
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,760
I thought they were schmucks myself, but.

386
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760
What do you call him?

387
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760
Kept calling me a bit.

388
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,880
Yeah, my friend over here in the passenger seat though really didn't give a shit.

389
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,760
So why don't you sit down?

390
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,920
We're like, like fucking seatbelt rules or some shit.

391
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:30,800
Guy in the passenger seat like fucking slides the, oh my God, it's called a slide, right

392
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,800
on the shotgun.

393
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Yeah.

394
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,800
Yeah.

395
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,320
He fucking does the thing with the slide fully and is like, how would you.

396
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,320
Fun.

397
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,200
Can you give me.

398
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200
You want, okay.

399
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,200
I want this to be known.

400
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,200
Give me a charisma check with this advantage.

401
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:47,320
I am not normally this type of player.

402
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,200
We decided to be like this for this character.

403
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:56,080
This was discussed beforehand that I was going to be a bitch.

404
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080
How much was it?

405
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,920
Charisma with disadvantage.

406
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920
And 11.

407
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920
Cool.

408
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:09,080
He pulls up his shotgun and sticks it in the partition like the barrel directly in your

409
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:16,080
face.

410
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,080
I'll be nice.

411
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,080
Do what you want to do.

412
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,080
No.

413
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080
Do what you want to do.

414
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080
That's okay.

415
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080
It'll be fine.

416
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,080
I shouldn't stab anyone while we're in the.

417
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,080
I'll sit down.

418
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:32,080
I'll be like, ooh, testy.

419
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:38,360
I sit back down.

420
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,360
You say ooh, testy.

421
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,360
No.

422
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,360
No, it's okay.

423
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,360
No, I say it like under my breath quietly.

424
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,360
We can't hear.

425
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,360
Roll perception.

426
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:52,840
No, not you, him.

427
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:59,360
Can you give me a slant of handshake with disadvantage please?

428
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,560
Okay.

429
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,960
It was a 15 and a 19 that I rolled.

430
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,360
So it's going to be an 18.

431
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:14,360
Um, you hear him unbuckle his seatbelt as you go to sit back down.

432
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360
Smell goes, hey, fetch.

433
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360
What the fuck do you say up there?

434
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360
I didn't say anything.

435
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,800
You fully hear the guy like turn around as he starts to like get his shotgun fully through

436
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,080
the partition and aims it directly in your corner.

437
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,080
You roll initiative for me.

438
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,360
Do I have to?

439
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360
Yes.

440
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,360
Okay.

441
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360
He looks to the guy next to him.

442
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,840
He goes, just keep flying fucking straight.

443
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:39,160
I'm going to take care of this.

444
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,160
Disadvantage.

445
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,160
17.

446
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,160
With disadvantage?

447
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,160
Yes.

448
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,160
Okay.

449
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,160
That's not bad.

450
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,160
I got a 16.

451
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:50,840
So we're all on behalf of the fish guys.

452
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:51,840
So there's a driver.

453
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,040
He got a seven.

454
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:59,960
And holy mother of fuck, the guy that has the shotgun got a natural 20.

455
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,440
Um, cool.

456
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,440
He.

457
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:08,000
He looks over his friend and fucking he goes, he goes, hey man, just fucking fly straight

458
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,520
on my take care of this one sticks to shotgun all the way through the partition and fires

459
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,520
back to back.

460
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,520
Um, what's your AC?

461
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,520
Oh, 15.

462
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,520
When combat music starts.

463
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,520
15.

464
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:24,960
Smell goes, what the fuck did you say?

465
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,960
One hits, one misses.

466
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,960
Okay.

467
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,680
Um, can I sit?

468
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,840
I don't want to make it one shoot at.

469
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,600
I was gonna say that is a crazy choice of that.

470
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,520
I don't want to do that seems like something fetch would do.

471
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,400
It seems like something fetch would do right.

472
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,400
Hey, you're playing the other player character technically.

473
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:52,040
So this moment where players are talking to other players is this commitment we're making

474
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,800
because I don't want to make this commitment.

475
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,720
Maybe this is the commitment that you're making.

476
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,400
I think smoke has a history of being an enabler.

477
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,520
So if this is what you want to do, this is what you want to do.

478
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,840
I mean, do we want to fall?

479
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,440
Do you mean I can fly dog?

480
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,800
I can turn into a cloud and be chill.

481
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,120
So I cannot.

482
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,720
If you want to follow you want to follow and all I'm saying I don't want to fall.

483
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,400
That's what I'm asking you.

484
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,800
Live your best life.

485
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,640
Dog, back me the fuck up.

486
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,640
Live your best life.

487
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
Okay.

488
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,400
Um, I don't want to do this.

489
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400
Sounds like you do.

490
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:32,320
It sounds like you really do.

491
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,320
Go ahead.

492
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
Make him shoot his friend.

493
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Let me pull up shotgun stats really quick.

494
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,400
I don't want to do this.

495
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400
Fine.

496
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,560
As a reaction, this is before my turn.

497
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,760
I don't want to do this.

498
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,760
No, it's okay.

499
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,760
It's okay.

500
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,760
It's fun.

501
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,760
Anything for the content, right?

502
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760
Okay.

503
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
All right.

504
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:55,080
I'm going to use projectile transfer and I'm going to make a portal and the one that

505
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,080
hits me is going to.

506
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,920
I want to take the job.

507
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,920
Can I make it hit him?

508
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:03,760
Um, and I think you have to make it hit another does say attack a different creature.

509
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
A different creature.

510
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,760
Please different creature.

511
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:13,520
It hits the fucking driver and I'm going to turn to smoke and I'm going to say.

512
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,960
What do I say?

513
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,040
Um, I need to find health for this guy.

514
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,040
Give me just a second.

515
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,040
I didn't want to do this.

516
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,040
That's all right.

517
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040
You don't have to worry about it.

518
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,800
I feel like I am a player who like I have initiated combat so many times and it just

519
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,800
been like, please don't.

520
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800
He's alive.

521
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800
He's alive.

522
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:39,640
Um, you open a portal as this guy fucking barrel stuffs you in the face and you just

523
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,640
fucking nope.

524
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,440
And it fully hits the other guy on the side and he goes, what the fuck and fully just

525
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,440
jerks the wheel.

526
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440
Oh my God, he missed.

527
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,720
Uh, can I make a big shot of buddy accidentally?

528
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,720
Oh my God.

529
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:52,720
Yeah.

530
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,720
Sure.

531
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,720
Give me a fucking deception check within disadvantage.

532
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,280
Can we not cancel that out because this is cool?

533
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,880
We cannot cancel it out because this is cool.

534
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,120
We're exhausted.

535
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,600
That's the point of the fucking rolling in.

536
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,080
I've been rolling decently today or not.

537
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,080
Um, okay.

538
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:15,080
Um, does he get disadvantaged on his perception because he just got shot point blank?

539
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,080
He's not rolling perception.

540
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,640
He's going to roll to see if he's got control of the vehicle, Madison.

541
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,640
Oh.

542
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,960
And he's going to roll this with disadvantage as he just took a shotgun blast to the side.

543
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,960
Um, this is going to be a dexterity saving throw.

544
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,960
With disadvantage.

545
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960
Okay.

546
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,960
That's not bad.

547
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960
Okay.

548
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:40,200
Um, he manages to keep the fucking car only jerks mildly in the sky as you all are fucking

549
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,080
throwed with inside of the cabin.

550
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,760
Um, catch a little bit of air for a second and then the guys just fucking gushing blad

551
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
down to the side.

552
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,120
He goes, how did you fucking miss?

553
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120
How did you miss?

554
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,120
I'm down.

555
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,120
I'm fucking no man.

556
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,400
She's got magic or some shit.

557
00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:00,120
I'm on the floor in between the car seats and like, just fucking slide, just reloads

558
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,120
and fucking slides again.

559
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,120
I'm full.

560
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,120
I haven't even taken my turn yet.

561
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:08,080
I'm going to turn the smoke and be like, um, oh my God.

562
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,640
He's going to take his free object interaction and latch to partition clothes.

563
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640
He's done.

564
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,640
Fuck you.

565
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,640
He's done.

566
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,640
We did this.

567
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,640
He's just going to get a reload.

568
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,640
Like, okay.

569
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,640
Okay.

570
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,520
He's got a free action, close the partition bonus action for his weapon.

571
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,520
I thought he was just done.

572
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,200
No, he's going to, you can't, you don't have line of sight.

573
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
So right.

574
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,960
And there's a partition that latches.

575
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,800
I don't need line of, never mind.

576
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,280
You know, you line of sight to what?

577
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:40,000
I was going to say in my head, roll down the window and lean out the car.

578
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,240
That's what you want to do, man.

579
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Um, cool.

580
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
It's your go.

581
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:50,240
And then smoke and then the driver.

582
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,240
I smoke.

583
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,160
Smoke is just like fucking in the back of the cab like this, just like keeping his hands

584
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,160
that he goes, what the fuck did you say?

585
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,880
I said, what did you say?

586
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,520
I literally, I literally said, oh, testy.

587
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:08,040
That's like, I with the shotgun, who's friend you just killed.

588
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,040
He's not dead.

589
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,440
Oh, wait, the guy back.

590
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,440
Yeah.

591
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,440
No, he is dead.

592
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,160
Um, who am I in a car with?

593
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,720
He's like fully looking around.

594
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,440
He's like, how do I get the fuck out of this?

595
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,440
You know what?

596
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,440
Hey, I got the door.

597
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,440
No, you shut up.

598
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,440
You said this.

599
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
Why do I let you speak?

600
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440
I unlocked the door.

601
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,440
Where are you going to run?

602
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,400
I'm asking you if you want to bail.

603
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,400
Where are you going?

604
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,400
Well, we bail.

605
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400
Right.

606
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,400
Where are you bailing?

607
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,600
Because what I can do that keeps me from hitting the ground and turning into mush, that

608
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,040
requires me to turn into a nice little gash's form.

609
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040
I thought you could fly.

610
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,520
No, I don't fucking fly.

611
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520
Can you not fly?

612
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520
No, I can't fly.

613
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,520
Fuck.

614
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,040
Dumbass, I turn into a cloud of smoke.

615
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,040
Um.

616
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040
I don't even know my name.

617
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,040
Sit.

618
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040
Uh, you go.

619
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Fuck.

620
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,040
Um.

621
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,040
What do you do something?

622
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,040
Can I lean out the window and see any buildings?

623
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,040
Um.

624
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,040
Sure.

625
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,040
Uh, give me a perception check.

626
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,040
With disadvantage.

627
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,040
I know.

628
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
I fucking know.

629
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,040
With disadvantage.

630
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,040
I'm aware.

631
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Cool.

632
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,040
Um.

633
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,040
Perception, 19.

634
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:12,040
Um, there are a handful of buildings not that are close.

635
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,040
Um, I mean, you are flying like through the middle of the city.

636
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,040
How close?

637
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,040
I mean, like if you swerve left or right, you'll hit a building.

638
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,040
Are they within 120 feet?

639
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,040
Oh, sorry, 180 feet.

640
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,040
I'll find that out.

641
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:36,040
Roll some percentile this.

642
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,040
I'm a runner.

643
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,040
No.

644
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,040
I'm not even close.

645
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,040
Smoke's not going to trust me if I just say, hey, trust me.

646
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040
Probably not.

647
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,040
Yeah.

648
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,040
You started into a cloud, buddy.

649
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,040
Smoke, please.

650
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,040
Yeah.

651
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040
Smoke, please.

652
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,040
What?

653
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,040
Please just trust me.

654
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040
I what?

655
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
Trust me.

656
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,040
I don't.

657
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,040
I you are one of the least trustworthy people I've met in my entire life.

658
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,040
I love you to death.

659
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Truly.

660
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,040
I would not trust you to do anything.

661
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,040
I know, I know.

662
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040
But when have I?

663
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,040
Okay.

664
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,040
We're being shot in the back of a car and that's solely because you decided that you

665
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,040
were going to smart off to the guy whose friend you just stabbed.

666
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,040
Hey, you know you're my number one.

667
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,040
Come on, trust me.

668
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,040
And I'm going to number one my way into a cloud.

669
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,040
Like that's all I'm saying.

670
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,040
Please.

671
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040
Take a turn.

672
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,040
Like, please, I need you to trust me before I take my turn.

673
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,040
Otherwise you're going to hit me.

674
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,040
Do what you got to do.

675
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,040
Cool.

676
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040
Do what you got to do.

677
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,040
That's what we're doing.

678
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040
Do what you got to do.

679
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,040
I want you to just fucking trust me.

680
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,040
Do what you got to do.

681
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,040
I'm going to open up the car door.

682
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,040
I'm going to grab smoke.

683
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,040
I told you to fucking trust me.

684
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,040
Just fucking trust me.

685
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,040
Okay?

686
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:56,040
Can't get a persuasion check.

687
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,040
16.

688
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
Fine.

689
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:03,040
He doesn't fight you.

690
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:08,040
Fine.

691
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:13,040
I'm grabbing him and we are diving out the car.

692
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,040
Trust me.

693
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,040
Okay.

694
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,040
I can't say when have I ever let you down.

695
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040
But like.

696
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040
Right now.

697
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,040
I know.

698
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,040
Right now.

699
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040
Cool.

700
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,040
It's supposed to turn.

701
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,040
I guess.

702
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040
Just trust me.

703
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,040
Just trust me.

704
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,040
I'm so trustworthy.

705
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:36,040
You are free falling 300 feet in the air in the middle of a metropolitan area.

706
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,040
Yes, we are.

707
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,040
Surrounded by high rise buildings.

708
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,040
There are people on the street.

709
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,040
There are other cars flying around you all.

710
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:50,040
Honestly, it'll be a miracle if you don't get hit by somebody else flying.

711
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,040
So.

712
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,040
Ha.

713
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,040
I'm going to go get a ride.

714
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,040
I'm going to get hit by somebody else flying.

715
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,040
So.

716
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,040
Can I see a surface within 180 feet of me?

717
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,040
Probably the front of another car.

718
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,040
Is there another surface?

719
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,040
Probably the front of another car.

720
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,040
You are on the equivalent of a highway.

721
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,040
Okay.

722
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,040
No.

723
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Not at your height.

724
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,040
There's no road below you.

725
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,040
What do you mean there's no road below me?

726
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Like eventually there's a road.

727
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,040
Especially there's like the floor.

728
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,040
People don't drive on the road.

729
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,040
They drive in the air.

730
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,040
Yeah.

731
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,040
So I'm waiting to like.

732
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,040
You want to free fall until you can see the ground.

733
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,040
And then we're teleporting.

734
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Okay.

735
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,040
Um.

736
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,040
I'm going to roll a wisdom saving throw on behalf of smoke.

737
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,040
I will tell him my plan.

738
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:47,040
And this is just going to determine whether or not he's going to hit gashes form off the

739
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,040
bat, like off rip.

740
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,040
Um, or if he's going to do literally anything else.

741
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,040
He's going to hit.

742
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,040
So let me go to his wisdom saves.

743
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,040
He's got exhaustion.

744
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,040
My guy is not thinking clearly.

745
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,040
He just trusts his buddy.

746
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:07,040
We'll say if he's, if he rolls low, he'll, he'll hang out.

747
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,040
If he rolls low, he'll hang out.

748
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,040
He's got a plus three to this.

749
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,040
He loves me actually.

750
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,040
We're best friends.

751
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,040
Yeah.

752
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,040
Sure.

753
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,040
He rolled low as buck.

754
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,040
He got an eight.

755
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,040
Um, he's hanging out.

756
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,040
I guess what else do I have?

757
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,040
I guess I could shoot the car.

758
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,040
Yeah, that'd be fun.

759
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,040
Hmm.

760
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,040
That stresses me out.

761
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,040
Stresses me out.

762
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,040
I think you don't have to.

763
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,040
So I'm like, yeah, but I should.

764
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,040
I didn't want this to turn around and try to hit us.

765
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,040
Are they?

766
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,040
You think the guy that just stuck a shock.

767
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,040
This is Robert.

768
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,040
This is Robert.

769
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,040
Oh.

770
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,640
I think the guy that did, that was willing to turn around in his own car and put a shotgun

771
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,320
through the partition and fire twice, which is probably put a nice hole in the cars, not

772
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,040
willing to then tell his partner to turn around.

773
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,040
I guess that's fair.

774
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,040
You know what I'm saying?

775
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,040
Yeah.

776
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Yeah.

777
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,040
This is all your fault actually.

778
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,040
Cause you got a nat one.

779
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,040
Oh yeah.

780
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040
That's true.

781
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,040
Yeah.

782
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040
Now that I think about it, that's actually super valid.

783
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,040
So saying trust me, be like, hey, you got it.

784
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,040
Hey, let me get us out of this.

785
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,040
How?

786
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,040
How far, you know what?

787
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,040
No, he, he failed that.

788
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Um, he's not thinking clearly at all.

789
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,040
Do not use the thing.

790
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,040
You know, you know what?

791
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,040
Can't fly if it doesn't have an engine.

792
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,040
You are a villain as well.

793
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,040
And I want that to be known.

794
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,040
I'm going to, I'm going to roll another wisdom saving tone to see just how bad.

795
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,040
So he's got two spells.

796
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,040
He's got.

797
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,040
He's got a good one.

798
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,040
And I want to,

799
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,040
if you know what fifth edition is, you know, disintegrates a crazy spell.

800
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,540
He's definitely aiming for one of the four like thrusters on either corner, like the

801
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,040
equivalent of tires to keep it in the air.

802
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,040
If they lose one, they go down.

803
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:02,040
Uh, fun fact, if you hit a medium size or large size object, it disintegrates the object.

804
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:11,800
So the other spell that he's thinking of is explosion and lobbing it in the now open

805
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800
car door.

806
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,800
Both are fun.

807
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,800
Both are fun.

808
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Both are fun.

809
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,300
One's just like, that's, that's a big spell to use in this moment.

810
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,300
You know what I'm saying?

811
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,300
I don't know if we want to use that.

812
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:27,800
So he's going to roll with disadvantage, uh, either way.

813
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,800
Well, with one, with explosion, you don't have to roll to hit.

814
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800
So.

815
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Got to take a nap or get those.

816
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,800
He's going to, he's going to do a perception check, uh, with disadvantage.

817
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah.

818
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Of course he is.

819
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,800
Well, let's do wisdom first.

820
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Well, the high explosion, low to scenic rate.

821
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,800
Okay.

822
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,800
It was a natural 20, but he rolls disadvantage.

823
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
This is, this is still 17.

824
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,800
So a high is, we're, we're doing explosion and we're not going quite as far as scenic

825
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,800
rate.

826
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,800
So now we're not going to do a perception check with disadvantage to see if he can see the

827
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,800
inside of the car just to get it in.

828
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,800
Okay.

829
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Okay.

830
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,800
Uh, yeah, he can do it.

831
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,800
Cool.

832
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Uh, each creature within a 20 foot radius sphere centered on that point must make a dexterity

833
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,800
saving throw.

834
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Target takes eight D six fired damage on a failed saver, half as much on a successful,

835
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,600
uh, save the fire spreads around corners and ignites flammable objects that aren't worn

836
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:31,800
or carried, um, or and, and ones that are also worn and carried and six of them.

837
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,800
Yeah.

838
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:39,640
So he's going to lob that in the car as you all are free falling because fuck getting

839
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,640
it in midair.

840
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,400
I'm not playing that game.

841
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,640
I have no health as it is.

842
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,400
I cannot afford to be hit by a car.

843
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,400
Right.

844
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,400
I forgot he's two, three, four, five, six, seven.

845
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,400
I'm like, when do I, uh, eight.

846
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,400
Roll this over this way.

847
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,840
We'll have to do like a bonus video and go over a dice.

848
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,840
That's not bad.

849
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,840
Um, 11.

850
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,640
Well, let's do this six.

851
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:08,800
So that's going to be 12, 14, 16, 20, 25, 28, 30, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40,

852
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:15,720
41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 31, 31, 31, 31 fire damage.

853
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,800
Um, which is enough to kill them both.

854
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,600
He, as you all are free falling as the state in the car and hit them 32 health.

855
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600
We could have gotten a new car too.

856
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,600
I'm sorry.

857
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600
32 damage.

858
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,600
32 damage was exactly enough to kill the both.

859
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,600
They have 32 health.

860
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,600
Yeah.

861
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,800
These are the like level, level three, level four goons.

862
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,800
We could have.

863
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,800
Yep.

864
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:41,280
We could have gotten a new car, but instead we are now free falling in the middle of a

865
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:49,800
highway lighting the inside of a car on fire, effectively turning both of the drivers into

866
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800
ash.

867
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,960
So anyone not watching is missing a great show.

868
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960
You all are falling.

869
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,400
Um, it, uh, very fast.

870
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,400
I'm not a math person.

871
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,440
So yeah, you all are falling very quickly in the middle of a highway with a bunch of

872
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,880
other flying cars.

873
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:12,400
Smoke has opted not to turn into gaseous form and has instead decided that his best course

874
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,000
of action is to kill the people that are trying to kill you all before they can do it first,

875
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,160
which we did.

876
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,080
So as you all are falling, he puts his hands together and generates a very large ball of

877
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,920
like orange, red glowing smoke and then kind of like takes a second with it.

878
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,960
Like he's just kind of like throwing a football and with his finger, he's like trying to parse

879
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,960
out where it's going to go.

880
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,480
A little to the left, little to the left.

881
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,480
Yeah.

882
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
You're like trying to fucking able.

883
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,880
He's like, I fucking got this man.

884
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:44,400
And then just throws it and it perfectly sales straight through the car door.

885
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,560
Oh, don't say that.

886
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,360
Oh, don't say that.

887
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,040
Oh, don't say that.

888
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,840
We had it that out for real.

889
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:56,840
Legit, I'm not comfortable with that airing.

890
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,760
I didn't think about that.

891
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,440
Not the flying vehicle.

892
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,960
I didn't think about that.

893
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,400
I just needed to be really clear where that is because we got to edit that out.

894
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
That's not okay.

895
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,400
That's not okay.

896
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400
That's not okay.

897
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:20,320
This massive writhing ball of hot smoke and flame sales directly into the back of the

898
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,320
car.

899
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,320
I can't get over that.

900
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,560
The back of the car and lands in the backseat.

901
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,920
The fucking guy pulls down the partition and sticks the shotgun through.

902
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:33,480
He goes, you motherfucker, and then it just fucking goes off.

903
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:40,840
And both forms are completely disintegrated as broiling hot smoke washes over them.

904
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,480
They turn into ash.

905
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,360
The car is scorched on the inside and it just fucking, you all watch as just a puff

906
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,280
of black smoke comes out of the car and then it just starts to go fucking down.

907
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,480
Such a wildly different energy than our previous one shot.

908
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,480
Oh yeah.

909
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480
Crazy difference.

910
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,000
And it's just fucking, it's just sailing through.

911
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,960
I'm going to roll to see if it hits another car on the way down because I think that's

912
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960
fun.

913
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,320
Low it does, high it doesn't.

914
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,360
It's going to roll flat.

915
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,840
It's low.

916
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:18,000
This blacked out fucking mobster's car that is now has these roiling black flames coming

917
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,680
out of it just fucking slams into another car on the way.

918
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,960
And now we have two cars that are both going to hit the ground that is probably three people

919
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,040
that at least.

920
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,960
And now we have the matter of you all falling.

921
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,960
I'm going to roll on behalf of the city to see if you get hit by a car and then it'll

922
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,960
be your turn.

923
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,320
So these buildings around us, are they like made of glass?

924
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,720
Yeah, made of glass.

925
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,440
Like I can see in a window.

926
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,840
Not only probably like reflective.

927
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,840
All of them.

928
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,840
Like most buildings.

929
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Yeah, perception check with disadvantage.

930
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,720
If I could install double disadvantage I would.

931
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,880
I know that you would.

932
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,360
You're falling.

933
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,200
You already are exhausted.

934
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,280
I'm trying to, we're trying to look in a fucking cubicle.

935
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,960
Free fall in the middle of buildings.

936
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,240
Low a car is there.

937
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,240
17.

938
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,320
High a car is not there.

939
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:19,680
Within one more turn after this you will be within range to TV into a building.

940
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,720
So you need to survive one more turn.

941
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,600
And low there's a car here this turn.

942
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,600
Is it my turn?

943
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,600
Like in combat I want to heal.

944
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600
In a minute.

945
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,600
In a minute.

946
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
Okay.

947
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:35,600
There is a car.

948
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,600
Cool.

949
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:48,400
There was a very nice sports car that is hot red that is sailing through the highway.

950
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:54,440
Maximum speed thrusters fully fucking horizontal that is just literally a turd away from making

951
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,680
contact with the both of you.

952
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,280
If you all get hit by this you will take a lot of damage and will be spending the rest

953
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,800
of the one side on the hospital as opposed to completing the mission.

954
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,400
Now we move to your turn.

955
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:15,400
I'm going to teleport us.

956
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400
Anywhere, anywhere else.

957
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,520
Just pick a direction.

958
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,520
Yeah.

959
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520
Like down preferably.

960
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Or like I would like to teleport us close enough to a building where I could see inside.

961
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,520
Yeah.

962
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,280
You can like teleport yourself in that direction.

963
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,280
There are still vehicles.

964
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,520
I'm bringing him with me.

965
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,520
Sure.

966
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,520
Yeah.

967
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520
He's fine with that.

968
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,520
He's not going to contest that.

969
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,040
At this point she's also a funny image to be like falling through the sky.

970
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,200
I'm going to roll another dice.

971
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,200
She at this point.

972
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,400
Same thing for a car this time I'll roll with disadvantage.

973
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,400
I think she fully has her like arms like this like under his shoulders.

974
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,360
What the fuck happened dog?

975
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360
What did you do?

976
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,360
There's another car.

977
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,040
Where did you I heard it hit metal.

978
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,040
What happened?

979
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,040
Yeah.

980
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,040
I got roll off.

981
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,040
It's a.

982
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,360
A natural one.

983
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,440
So you are you going to heal smoke and also teleport.

984
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Yes.

985
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440
Okay.

986
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,440
Can you heal?

987
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,040
I don't know how much health he's got.

988
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,040
Before we die.

989
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,040
Please.

990
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,040
Please.

991
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,440
Does the car count as an attack against us?

992
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,440
Sure.

993
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,440
Okay.

994
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,440
We can dodge that then.

995
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,880
We both have tactical advantage.

996
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,880
I'm going to roll initiative on behalf of the car by the way.

997
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,520
That feels appropriate right.

998
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,080
What is this car that's about to kill us?

999
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:38,680
This one is just like like a soccer mom and a van.

1000
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,680
Yeah.

1001
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,960
Give me a perception check when you're done healing just to see who's in the car.

1002
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,480
Go ahead and do it now.

1003
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,480
Disadvantage.

1004
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,480
That one.

1005
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,480
I don't I'm not rolling again.

1006
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:57,960
I mean I can but like you did that dog.

1007
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,640
What does it not one in this case look like?

1008
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,080
I can't see.

1009
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,000
I don't know.

1010
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,200
I think it means you're not going to be able to react to the car if I had to guess.

1011
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,800
This is just come on.

1012
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
Yeah.

1013
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,600
You're a little hyper fixated on getting to the building.

1014
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,240
You've been shot at.

1015
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,240
He heals for 40.

1016
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,840
Yeah baby I'm a full let's go.

1017
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,840
Thank you.

1018
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,840
I'm not.

1019
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,320
Smoke's going to roll perception to see if he notices the car now that you all have

1020
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,960
teleported with this.

1021
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,960
It's not a natural one.

1022
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,760
He sees the car.

1023
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:42,440
This car true to its exterior is filled with a middle aged woman probably a mother.

1024
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,040
You can't really see what's in the back but considering it's a minivan there's a chance

1025
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:51,520
that their children you know they exist in this world unfortunately.

1026
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,960
So what can smoke do?

1027
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:05,960
Tell me those are car please.

1028
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,800
This is not where I wanted this to go.

1029
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,320
I was trying to know what I'm saying.

1030
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,320
No it's fun though right.

1031
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,320
It's going to let me get hit by a car.

1032
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,640
I wanted shenanigans yeah.

1033
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,840
He's going to let me get hit by a car.

1034
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,440
I'm going to tell you right now I am at 62 health.

1035
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,600
He doesn't have a reaction.

1036
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,160
If this counts as an attack I'm taking a reaction.

1037
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,160
Can't see it.

1038
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,720
That's what the natural.

1039
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,440
The reaction doesn't say you have to see it.

1040
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:44,720
He says when an attack is made against you.

1041
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,640
Know what it says.

1042
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,840
Oh boy.

1043
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,600
All right.

1044
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,040
My options.

1045
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,800
My options folks.

1046
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,880
I have gaseous form which would save me.

1047
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,880
I have explosion.

1048
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,840
I could blow up the car with a woman and potentially get in it.

1049
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,840
Care wounds.

1050
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,720
That's not going to do anything for me.

1051
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,640
Scorching ray again.

1052
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,640
Same option.

1053
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,360
I can just beam her through the window and then I don't have to worry about being hit

1054
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,320
because she's going down.

1055
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,480
Wall of fire same thing.

1056
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,480
Energy sphere same thing.

1057
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,960
Hold person same thing.

1058
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,360
Hello same thing.

1059
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,360
Fainting strike.

1060
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,760
I have to be hit.

1061
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,720
I can move out of the way.

1062
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,960
He ray same thing.

1063
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,160
Powerfully again I can move out of the way.

1064
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,560
You can't tactical advantage same thing.

1065
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,520
So my options are hit the car.

1066
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:51,960
Hit the driver of the car or leave fetch midair and bail out of the situation.

1067
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:59,080
So there are three different options here.

1068
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,680
None of them are great.

1069
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,400
I'm a rule another wisdom to say with disadvantage.

1070
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,000
I feel like the worst option is self preservation.

1071
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,360
So I'll say that's five or below self self preservation.

1072
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,360
He's dipping.

1073
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,360
He's bailing.

1074
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:19,560
We'll say somewhere in the range of like six very different.

1075
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:26,160
He's going for the driver 13 and above he'll go for the car.

1076
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:31,440
I wrote to 10 to the row.

1077
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,400
What's his wisdom say please be a blustery.

1078
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,400
Please be a blustery.

1079
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Please be okay.

1080
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,240
I think I was supposed to raise off the car.

1081
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,240
So I have a leaf.

1082
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:45,960
We're not killing the kids.

1083
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,760
We're not killing the kids.

1084
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,360
We can't say that.

1085
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,400
What do I hit.

1086
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,400
What do I hit.

1087
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,240
Well in my head what do I do.

1088
00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:00,440
Maybe like one of the thrusters to make it go like sideways.

1089
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:05,680
Yeah that's I just got a hope that girl knows how to drive.

1090
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,680
What am I saying this.

1091
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,920
I know the consequences.

1092
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,320
I said them.

1093
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,200
You wearing sunglasses goofy as fuck.

1094
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,200
I'm sorry.

1095
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,200
I love it though.

1096
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,320
I know you do so much better.

1097
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,320
I have the world's worst stigmatism.

1098
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,320
I have a stigmatism as well.

1099
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,800
I think you should go to an eye doctor.

1100
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800
I just got eye insurance.

1101
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,440
I can do that.

1102
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,720
Use it three rays.

1103
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,320
I think we're just going to scorching ray which is actually a really solid spell and

1104
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,520
try and hit.

1105
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,880
See I'm almost thinking maybe it's better to hit two of them instead of one.

1106
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,880
Yeah.

1107
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,160
There's like no good option here.

1108
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,480
No this is all bad.

1109
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:53,600
I'm trying to be real creative with it too and there's just like no option.

1110
00:44:53,600 --> 00:45:04,000
There's nothing bad gang.

1111
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,720
Okay take the dash action jump landed an occupied area.

1112
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,720
Dex saving throw.

1113
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,760
They move five feet back.

1114
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,960
Could you grapple me and then.

1115
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:18,240
Yeah I think I think that's an action now and I need something else to move.

1116
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240
I mean we're already.

1117
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,040
I'm we're falling in the air.

1118
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,600
Yeah but we're already connected.

1119
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,920
How am I moving us.

1120
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,400
You said you have like the leap thing.

1121
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400
Oh okay.

1122
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,280
You so I think that you could argue if you're like yeah.

1123
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,640
I feel like we probably probably grappled.

1124
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,640
Yeah.

1125
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,640
Okay.

1126
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,640
Yeah I won't roll anything for that.

1127
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,640
I grabbed you motherfucker.

1128
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,640
Give me a strength saving throw.

1129
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,440
I feel like that's good for this.

1130
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,920
I would elect to fail this.

1131
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,160
I know this is to hold on bud.

1132
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,160
Oh.

1133
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,160
What the fuck.

1134
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,200
What's you get.

1135
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200
17.

1136
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,200
Fantastic you hold on.

1137
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,720
I'm fucking in there.

1138
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:06,640
Smoke is going to take the at willpower powerful leap take the dash action jump and can land

1139
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,760
in an occupied area or unoccupied.

1140
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,760
There's the rest of this is I can do damage to people which is just kind of a cool thing

1141
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,040
that he can do in the game.

1142
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,440
I'm not doing that.

1143
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:22,880
I'm just yeah smoke fully just basically the the bottoms of his feet start spewing smoke

1144
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,280
and he just kind of like pushes you all in a different direction closer to one of the

1145
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,640
buildings and you just barely manage to sort of out of the way of this woman who's just

1146
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,720
like fucking mind your business.

1147
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,720
Fucking shocked.

1148
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:40,680
I don't know if she's going to be absolutely face a horror as she watches the two of you

1149
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,560
all just fucking smoke past her.

1150
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,600
I'm going to roll a dexterity saving throw for hers and she can't fucking see anything

1151
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,600
now.

1152
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,600
Okay she's chilling.

1153
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,600
Okay good.

1154
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,600
Yeah no no crash there.

1155
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,600
Okay that's good.

1156
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,600
So can I see in a fucking window.

1157
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,600
This is our last option our last chance for another vehicle to appear.

1158
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:06,880
Like really dodge and death here window please Robert.

1159
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,600
Can I get a perception you rat fuck.

1160
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,240
I can't perception check please.

1161
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:19,880
You suck so bad.

1162
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,880
It's not a nady one 16.

1163
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,880
Cool.

1164
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:31,000
There is one final vehicle in true leapfrog style that you must avoid.

1165
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,480
I'm going to roll initiative for the car if it rolls higher than you.

1166
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,360
Hey good luck getting crazy.

1167
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,360
Are we getting crazy.

1168
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,860
I feel like we've been crazy.

1169
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,860
Cool.

1170
00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:43,360
What does the driver look like.

1171
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,360
What was your your initiative.

1172
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:50,400
I don't remember what I need you to remember.

1173
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,520
I don't need you to attempt to remember.

1174
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,520
16.

1175
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,040
I don't know.

1176
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,200
Okay it goes after you.

1177
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,200
Okay.

1178
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,200
What does the driver look like.

1179
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,840
Give me a description.

1180
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,840
I know that's a weird question.

1181
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,480
Yeah that is a crazy question.

1182
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,640
It makes sense.

1183
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:21,880
I have like jury I guess he is he's a blonde hair blue eyed college aged white man who's

1184
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,440
driving the most shitty fucking college owned car.

1185
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,240
Is there anyone else in the car.

1186
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,920
It looks like it's just him.

1187
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,920
Cool.

1188
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,600
I'm grabbing smoke and because I can see in the window to see him we are going to teleport

1189
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,600
into the car.

1190
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,800
Oh I asked if we would do a power check.

1191
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,160
This is also with this advantage just to be clear.

1192
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:49,560
I fucking figure just to be clear.

1193
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,000
13 13 is enough.

1194
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Cool.

1195
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:00,920
You all fucking teleport your way into like this shitty fucking Toyota Corolla on on jet

1196
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:06,880
thrusters and guy fucking screams is you all driving.

1197
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,880
What the fuck.

1198
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,360
Who the fuck are you.

1199
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,360
I'll explain.

1200
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,160
What the fuck are you doing in my car.

1201
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,560
Driving or give me the wheel.

1202
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,840
I'm trying to decide if he has a gun.

1203
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,840
Is this the city where people have guns.

1204
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,720
I mean.

1205
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,720
He's got a gun.

1206
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,720
I don't have a gun.

1207
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,720
The character.

1208
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,720
Hey, Oscar.

1209
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,720
Baby holy shit.

1210
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,720
He's got a gun.

1211
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,600
I don't want to kill you man.

1212
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:36,680
He's going to roll initiative.

1213
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,440
He's going to go.

1214
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,920
He raises in the center console.

1215
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,960
He pulls out a small handgun and he's just fucking waving at it.

1216
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,000
Two of you is he's like what the fuck.

1217
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,560
Who the fuck are you.

1218
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,160
I'm a gun.

1219
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,480
I am hungover as fuck.

1220
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,920
Put the gun down.

1221
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:07,400
Can I get an intimidation check with disadvantage.

1222
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,400
With disadvantage.

1223
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,080
Because now I just get to say at the rest of the session until they sleep.

1224
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:20,680
I do enough drugs to offset it.

1225
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,680
Don't do that.

1226
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,680
This is a PSA kids.

1227
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,680
What am I doing intimidation.

1228
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,680
Don't do drugs.

1229
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:25,680
I don't have a plus intimidation.

1230
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,680
Yeah you're just rolling with a disadvantage.

1231
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,680
30 10.

1232
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,680
I almost said 30 10 and I was like that doesn't matter.

1233
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,680
10.

1234
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,680
Yeah.

1235
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,440
I was not trying to intimidate.

1236
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,640
I was just speaking.

1237
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,800
Hey looks you up and down.

1238
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,040
My tits are out.

1239
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,240
Yep you are just fucking construct over nips.

1240
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,000
Your clothes are shot to shit.

1241
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,800
It's all bad.

1242
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,240
And he's just like what get the fuck out of the car.

1243
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,040
Like what do I have to say it again.

1244
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:01,840
And what are you gonna fucking do.

1245
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,840
Not glad.

1246
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,840
No.

1247
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840
Go ahead Madison.

1248
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,840
No.

1249
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,840
Give in.

1250
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,840
No.

1251
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,560
I'm like fucking Palpatine over here.

1252
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Give in Madison.

1253
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,000
It's fun living on that side.

1254
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,040
I think she's fully going to.

1255
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:22,120
So I'm trying to decide where they teleported into the car whether they went into the back

1256
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,440
seat or the passenger seat.

1257
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,040
I might have to buy a back seat.

1258
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,040
If you're teleporting together right.

1259
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,920
Yeah okay.

1260
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:35,880
So in the back seat it's fully like getting the fuck off smoke and is leaning forward towards

1261
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880
he's gesturing the gun.

1262
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,760
And you pull a volt.

1263
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,840
No I'm not doing that.

1264
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,200
I am going to grab the gun.

1265
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,720
I'm not trying to take it out of his hands I'm just holding it.

1266
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:52,600
And I'm going to say.

1267
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,600
He fires.

1268
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,600
Cool.

1269
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,600
Okay.

1270
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,760
And the gun bullet fucking whizzes right past your head and goes out of the back window.

1271
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,960
I am unblinking staring like in shatters.

1272
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,720
You put your hand on the barrel of the gun right.

1273
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,880
I grabbed the gun I did not put my hand over the barrel.

1274
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,880
Where are you grabbing the gun Madison.

1275
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,040
I am like okay so pretend you're holding a gun.

1276
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,720
I am grabbing the gun.

1277
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,920
Oh okay you're like grabbing around his hand.

1278
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,920
Yes.

1279
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,240
Okay not the top of it around his hand.

1280
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,240
Okay.

1281
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,520
I would specify if I was grabbing the barrel.

1282
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,520
Okay.

1283
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,760
I'm going to grab his hand and just like it's it's exhaustion at this point.

1284
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,760
I mean literally right.

1285
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:34,360
Yeah it's I have.

1286
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,360
I'm not a super.

1287
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,800
So are you fucking psycho.

1288
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,800
Yeah.

1289
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,040
Grab a guy's gun.

1290
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,040
Yes.

1291
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,440
Do you want to know how many my body count from today.

1292
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,020
Or do you want to keep you like how many people you've like had sex with I don't think

1293
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:50,920
that's relevant here I think you should just really get out of the car is killed.

1294
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,220
Give me another intimidation check we'll call a flat.

1295
00:52:55,220 --> 00:52:57,980
No disadvantage.

1296
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:58,980
Okay.

1297
00:52:58,980 --> 00:52:59,980
Okay.

1298
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:00,980
22.

1299
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:01,980
It's not bad.

1300
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:04,000
It's right about this point that smoke fucking sits up.

1301
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,120
uh... his hair is just fucking blown all over the guy damn place and he fucking

1302
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,120
just imagining him being like laid out of the back seat just like

1303
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,440
yeah basically

1304
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,420
he fucking if you're like in between on on the console he like kind of comes

1305
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:19,520
around the left side of the fucking drivers uh... like just kind of put his

1306
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:24,080
arms around the guy like this is just like hey man this is really not the day

1307
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,360
i think you should just

1308
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,440
you should just let her do what she wants to do is that really hate to be on

1309
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,160
the opposite side of that right now

1310
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:38,160
god damn

1311
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:39,840
cool

1312
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,920
the he's on the

1313
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,160
he goes

1314
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,880
yes sure whatever man and that's

1315
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,480
can't it's puts the gun back in the console

1316
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:54,360
you like a lot we have to worry about the i'm not listen i just want to go home

1317
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,160
if you all can just tell me where i can drop you off at i don't know if you

1318
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,480
ever existed

1319
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,400
smoke is and that's that's great actually if you could do you think you

1320
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,040
could drop us by at the gas station on the way actually i'm fucking lovely oh

1321
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,320
my god yeah if you take us to like a seven eleven or something man they'd be

1322
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:11,920
killer

1323
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:16,520
yeah can i have the ox

1324
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,720
he goes yeah sure

1325
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:25,240
second puts on pairing them the blue

1326
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:32,240
oh my god fucking smoke just lays out in the backseat

1327
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,560
i didn't think that we were like exchanging

1328
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,120
names like

1329
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,680
it wouldn't that make me

1330
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,760
uh... more fine like a narco if we'd like you know

1331
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,760
okay at this is i'm not in health

1332
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:54,800
hostage that often so i don't know what the protocol is yeah but you

1333
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,920
you

1334
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:00,240
you threatened me and i feel like that maybe is a hostage thing

1335
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,040
now

1336
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,840
it was more like

1337
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:08,440
i was in a threat that was just i'm letting you know my circumstances today

1338
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,640
okay

1339
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:15,200
i'm just being matter of fact i'm not trying to do anything

1340
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,040
smoke is yeah you should have seen you should have seen when she was being a

1341
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,920
romantic act we got shot at earlier in the back of the car he goes shot at

1342
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,240
it's fine is this the second time he goes actually within twenty four hours

1343
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,720
this is like the six or seven time believe it or not yeah only one of us

1344
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,760
got hit though

1345
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,920
he's like little student ideas like hanging up unlike this uh... rearview

1346
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,360
mirror and fucking smoke leans for them fucking ganks it off the thing he knows

1347
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,880
thomas

1348
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:41,920
so

1349
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,000
that's the name and

1350
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,840
rep the ass name he goes listen i

1351
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,240
just trying to go back to my house

1352
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,440
you don't have to say my name that's okay

1353
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,840
i don't know yours

1354
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:58,400
i totally forgot what she said earlier he goes thomas listen

1355
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,800
you're gonna be okay

1356
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,440
and clap on the yeah just fucking hand and so he goes listen you're gonna be

1357
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:03,960
okay

1358
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,400
i just need you to drop us off at a gas station

1359
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,480
she'll

1360
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,680
be fine

1361
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,680
mostly

1362
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:14,360
uh... we just almost got it by my behavior three cars

1363
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,800
and been shot at six or seven times you're truly bottom of the barrel right

1364
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,120
now and that's exactly where you want to be with us yeah you're not on our

1365
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,680
checklist

1366
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,680
thomas is just fucking straight as a board man guys rigidities it's like

1367
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,520
driving straight

1368
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,880
what kind of music do you like thomas it's okay i thought you were taking a

1369
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,040
hux

1370
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,760
i was just as i'm just curious i'm just making conversation i mean we got a

1371
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,560
car right ahead of us

1372
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,840
you seem like a nice guy

1373
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,720
boy

1374
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:43,960
uh...

1375
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,560
cool several

1376
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:50,520
painful minutes pass is you all are just like you and a thomas and he's just

1377
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,400
not

1378
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,520
forking over is the app

1379
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,520
i'd rather not

1380
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,840
uh... eventually you all pull up to a gas you can like a brain gas station

1381
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,280
there's never a gas station here because you know need to get a little convenient

1382
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,760
stores really no need for gas anymore so

1383
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,840
uh... he dropped off at a convenience store

1384
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,080
somewhere

1385
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,920
i don't know where the fuck you'll have

1386
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,280
i'm hoping that we went to one in your rickies

1387
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,440
uh...

1388
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,840
yeah that's a great question i would have like put us as as to be dropped off

1389
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,520
a couple blocks or like a block of sure he drops you off at a convenience store

1390
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,360
in the front is perfect just the greatest place to be

1391
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,800
you seem like a nice kid don't uh...

1392
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,840
be a criminal

1393
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,520
okay

1394
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,160
thanks i will find you

1395
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,600
well okay

1396
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,720
goodbye

1397
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,680
eight fucking zooms off man

1398
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,280
he goes you really scared the shit out of that guy didn't even mean i did not try

1399
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,720
to be intimidating you grab his gun

1400
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,300
can't just grab a gas gun expect him not to be scared

1401
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,400
it's like an unhinged thing to do

1402
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,800
i mean like what was i supposed to do

1403
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,920
normally you put your hands up and then you like shoot them while they're you

1404
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,640
know

1405
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,080
yeah but like i don't have a gun on me right now

1406
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,360
you know like with your powers not

1407
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,240
oh okay yeah okay

1408
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,240
you can shoot people with life

1409
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,480
fucking codfather instead of a god damn uber

1410
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,400
okay

1411
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,240
we were doing fine right up until somebody decided to smart off to the guy

1412
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,360
who's friends we just killed

1413
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,000
i tried to bail

1414
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,200
yeah we did bail pretty successfully all things considered you're welcome

1415
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,960
thank you uh... you're also welcome for being able to

1416
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,640
unlock the fucking door and get us out

1417
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,640
i live in the car i don't know how many times i have to say this

1418
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,600
i don't need help getting away

1419
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,800
you need help staying alive let's just let's make that really clear

1420
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,040
which one of us needs more help than the other one thank you smoke it's

1421
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,960
greatly appreciated i need to buy you a slush super welcome

1422
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,640
now that's okay

1423
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:47,920
i'm getting a slushy

1424
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,720
of course you are

1425
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,760
literally do anything else like make sure we were followed or you know figure

1426
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,320
out what the fuck we're going

1427
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,080
we're going to rickies

1428
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:02,280
i just maybe we get a hotel you know like this is just one of those days

1429
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,360
unless you want to try and crash it rickies i mean we could

1430
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,880
that's crazy

1431
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:11,080
sure will crash rickies bucket one night uh... he called right

1432
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,000
really are you mad at me

1433
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,120
you know maybe a fucking little that's maybe a little maybe a fucking tiny

1434
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,920
itty bitty bit you know what maybe you know what call it a fight even yes right

1435
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,120
i'm upset with you that's

1436
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,600
it's okay don't worry about it i'm gonna call ricky in see if he's willing to

1437
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,440
not only spot us some really crucial pieces of information and a gun

1438
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,560
apparently uh... it also a place to crash okay

1439
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:41,280
i have a way what i'm calling ricky i could try to really sucks hi ricky

1440
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,000
it's called ricky

1441
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,120
uh... and getting us five hour energy shots and anything else i think that

1442
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,120
will help with exhaustion for sure god damn uh...

1443
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,840
uh...

1444
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:58,240
i can't yeah i can't pick this up that falling

1445
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,480
persuasion

1446
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,600
can i

1447
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,920
can i stop him

1448
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,680
persuasion he's trying to persuade him that's my thing like we have a lot of

1449
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,360
roles

1450
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,240
i have to roll with

1451
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,800
disadvantage

1452
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,920
it really is still a nineteen

1453
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,240
to nineteen over that twenty

1454
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,200
you hope you showed me a two

1455
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,040
no that was twenty

1456
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,000
you held up a two for me

1457
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,080
yeah because there's a two right next to it i have to show you this one okay i

1458
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,560
didn't see that you showed me just the twenty part or the two part

1459
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,800
this is besides a point move on

1460
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,880
some i thought you can't read it

1461
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:37,800
nineteen he you're sitting there it is seven eleven point a bunch of five

1462
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,840
of our energy drinks and shit you know such a bunch of money in my slushie

1463
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,520
the fucking cash here goes ma'am i don't you haven't paid for that

1464
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,640
nevermind

1465
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,480
she's anything else today

1466
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,240
can i help you with something

1467
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,920
you need to call the police

1468
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:00,240
no i'm okay just you like i'm okay i'm just

1469
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,880
walk of shame

1470
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:07,240
you blink three times if you need help

1471
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,840
can i get a pack of cigarettes

1472
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,720
yes yes you can

1473
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,640
it's like a fucking note on it

1474
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,800
it has a phone number on it

1475
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,840
it fully scribbles down something on a fucking paper and then like

1476
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,360
hands it to you when she hands the cigarette she goes if you need anything you just call that number

1477
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,680
thank you

1478
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:28,680
thank you so much that's very sweet actually i really appreciate that

1479
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:35,440
i can't it's smoke pops his head and so he goes fetch bring her ass

1480
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,360
she goes

1481
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:42,240
really if you need anything you can call

1482
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,280
smoke

1483
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,040
my dear friend

1484
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,520
who i love

1485
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:52,520
who is nice to me is traumatizing random civilians

1486
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,560
cool you yep you buy all your stuff walk outside

1487
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:02,200
he smokes so i just had the world's greatest phone call with ricky sanchez he is expecting us

1488
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,800
um i asked him about a place about a gun and about a map basically and he said he could supply all three

1489
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,520
fuck yes that lady thinks you're beating me

1490
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,320
for a fee

1491
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,960
for a fee to be clear like this isn't like a free transaction

1492
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,880
it's ricky sanchez

1493
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,560
do you think we would get anything out of him for free

1494
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:26,880
my guy flips packs of gum like there's nothing he wouldn't sell

1495
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,680
information a place to stay and a gun

1496
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,000
what you're gonna give him a game blow job

1497
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,240
that's all you

1498
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,520
he's your dealer

1499
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,560
he's not pimping me out

1500
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:38,800
he's your dealer

1501
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:43,320
i'm not pimping anybody out i'm saying if you want a gun then you can take him to the bathroom

1502
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,720
jesus christ

1503
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,760
that lady thinks you're beating me by the way

1504
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:51,640
uh... or traffic me one of the two of the ladies to come and sit in a day in my shoes and see just

1505
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,400
how fucking opposite that ends up

1506
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,320
uh... you and ricky had a new year you and smoke after rickies

1507
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:03,040
i have hit you but like

1508
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,160
do you want to do anything on the way or just

1509
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,360
i think it's a bigger five-hour slushy

1510
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:11,600
and i'd bought five-hour for him hoping that this is going to help with exhaustion at least a

1511
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,840
little bit

1512
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,080
yeah we'll see

1513
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,320
give me a concept with uh... flat since we're we're no longer

1514
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,920
well since since you have a five-hour

1515
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,960
call it dc

1516
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,120
natural twenty

1517
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,640
uh...

1518
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,000
five-hour energy does wonders

1519
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,560
for smoke he's gonna remove one point of exhaustion so he's effectively zero is he just

1520
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,680
downs that shit like a shot

1521
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:41,280
uh... is this gay or boys is gay or boys spends up he spends many late

1522
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,480
evenings spray painting and tagging buildings in a five-hour energy is basically

1523
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,040
just like a like a glass of cool water uh...

1524
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:53,360
he's doing great now pep and stop my guys like fucking steeples a little sketchbook

1525
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,520
and he's thinking of places like buildings to tag and shit you're welcome

1526
01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:01,240
hangers think this is that was truly best pick me up that was fantastic

1527
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,920
appreciate you

1528
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,240
uh... eventually you all want to your way through the fringes to the industrial

1529
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,360
districts uh... with all the

1530
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,400
half-assed businesses and blown out warehouses and eventually reach ricky

1531
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,480
stages is placed

1532
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,280
yeah

1533
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,880
you know how we talk to ricky i guess

1534
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,080
uh... very funny that he's out

1535
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:21,960
listen

1536
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,840
at discount discount

1537
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,280
i don't know if we're gonna discount on this one fetch

1538
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,080
uh... slide against me

1539
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,080
you know i'm sorry

1540
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,240
what is that mean bucket metal slot opens that i mean mother

1541
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,000
girl comes out

1542
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,720
got about that as always it's like the fact that they're about yet

1543
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,000
uh... pretty much like little fucking

1544
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,200
it's like the thing with a grinch

1545
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,440
you pull the thing and it is the fucking dog comes out

1546
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,280
and ricky

1547
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,760
man goes who fucks that man

1548
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:54,720
what you want

1549
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,320
smoke smoke like puts it had to do the little not to the window which is like

1550
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,680
in front of the gun and he just like but he goes hey man

1551
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,040
i called you like thirty

1552
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,080
thirty minutes ago we're just here to buy the things that we say we were gonna

1553
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,400
buy so panic

1554
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,520
sorry i've got a bit trouble today

1555
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,560
we can tell you here the shit she's done to me today right here just wait

1556
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,480
it's wait you hear the crazy shit she's done today ricky

1557
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,480
where he goes listen i don't want nothing to do with that i don't want to go

1558
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,240
so i just come in and buy shit and leave

1559
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:28,200
uh... door opens ricky sanchez is there he's got uh... kind of dark greasy

1560
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,840
uh... black short hair

1561
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:34,400
uh... he's wearing like a green tank top with black cargo pants wearing boots

1562
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,960
and he's got a very large automatic assault rifles sling over his back as

1563
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:38,740
you all

1564
01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:40,400
uh... walk across the floor

1565
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,360
and you see like you have that on all the time which it

1566
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,480
yeah i have done on all the time legit when you're uh... gang member you kinda

1567
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,840
have to pack

1568
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,520
okay calm down

1569
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:55,040
we just ask you really stupid questions that a fetch

1570
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,920
fucking hostility from everyone today

1571
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,000
the smoke has

1572
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,080
wonder why

1573
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,400
so anyways ricky was so man

1574
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:05,400
ricky

1575
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:10,900
so fucking rolls out a man of weapons uh... automatic weapons smaller ones

1576
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,720
uh... single shots

1577
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,800
couple grenades

1578
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,920
just the stuff uh... and then he also fucking points over to a couch

1579
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,640
and then slides over pdf

1580
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:24,840
he goes so that couch is uh... your two's place for the day

1581
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,360
just the one

1582
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,560
just the one

1583
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,160
uh... here your weapons that you have to choose from finance election all the

1584
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,120
frances

1585
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,680
except the cop father because you know he just

1586
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,940
steels them off of the rt

1587
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:39,880
and uh... here's a little pdf of all the information i have in your life

1588
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:40,840
about the poll

1589
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,740
uh... how much

1590
01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:44,240
that on uh... some

1591
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,200
well this package already is about five k so if you want some clothing maybe

1592
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,960
we'll call it six

1593
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,360
thousand dollars for like what what do you have like a t-shirt things is a

1594
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,460
fucking mall fetch i don't think this is a round

1595
01:06:56,460 --> 01:07:00,160
you see any other clothing besides the show my back

1596
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,800
do i

1597
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:09,880
give you a perception check this is a

1598
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:14,720
shut on his back baby is high shirt on his back

1599
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,680
twenty three

1600
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:19,080
oh that's not bad uh... there

1601
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,440
there's no clothing clothing

1602
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:25,760
but i mean there's like some i don't want to go out like this this is this is

1603
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:30,000
like is a crash that is a crash bad for bros and for people that are part of

1604
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,200
the right thing good clothes there are there are some clothes there are

1605
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,440
certainly some close

1606
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,800
high school boys room there is some clothes on the floor and corners kicked

1607
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,400
under shed there's some clothing if you really want it

1608
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,760
there is

1609
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,200
ricky goes all you want that

1610
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,820
i'll give that to you for free i'll give you discount

1611
01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:53,480
more call a four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine i'll take a dollar off

1612
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,040
you want to take it off of me

1613
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:01,560
uh... none of my business bio has it is about to be yours

1614
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,920
that's free clothing that's

1615
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,920
i don't know if i want that

1616
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,040
was that i don't want to go on which is going to be significantly more

1617
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:08,720
expensive

1618
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,560
yeah i don't imagine

1619
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,520
can i talk to you for a minute

1620
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:19,560
because hey so thanks for rolling out the red carpet for us giving us a place

1621
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,680
to crash all the information we need

1622
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,720
in iraq guns i'm gonna blow you off for a second so i can go talk to my crazy

1623
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,600
partner bear with me ricky

1624
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:33,200
uh... and he steps aside impose your he goes fetch what the fuck do you want

1625
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,200
since we have five thousand credits

1626
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,560
so what are we doing

1627
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,880
stealing

1628
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,600
method

1629
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,000
your dress like that

1630
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,960
and ricky is ricky so

1631
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,640
okay cool

1632
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,520
page

1633
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,360
okay

1634
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:56,080
what else is stealing but i just think that's it for taking more

1635
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,560
uh... i mean i thought it was just gonna be that to be honest with you

1636
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,840
whatever

1637
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,840
in weapons and and drugs and we're not going to like

1638
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,040
you know twenty three in your perception check they're definitely more

1639
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,080
than just ricky here

1640
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,400
like he did it like a gang and there are other guys around okay this is just

1641
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:18,160
to get what's on the table

1642
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,760
smoke walks back over to ricky he goes so

1643
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,600
and they said the prices five thousand

1644
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:27,440
uh... i don't have that on hand what i have on hand is twenty five hundred

1645
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,920
what if we hear

1646
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,880
but if we give you this upfront and then we use that little pdf over there to

1647
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:37,600
make up the difference with interest

1648
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,120
mineral

1649
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,640
flat

1650
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,080
charisma

1651
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:46,040
their persuasion will go out at twenty and i think that the twenty

1652
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,760
i think that i can

1653
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:50,800
please yeah i'm alternative is a natural one

1654
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,000
yeah i'm giving the help action

1655
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,920
what do you do

1656
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:59,280
was he's like talking about a discount fully coming up and just

1657
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,280
okay

1658
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,880
uh...

1659
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,360
cool twenty two she's like a twenty six sorry she still is like the constructs

1660
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,480
right them just yeah ricky's like going back and forth between smoke and like

1661
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,920
looking down and back at smoke and at some point he just has to turn his full

1662
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:17,840
body in the other direction

1663
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,320
uh... and twenty six so

1664
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:24,520
it really is you know what i'd i'd tell you what

1665
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,320
that you can take my bed actually free of charge and the fall uh... smoke you

1666
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:33,320
still stand on the fucking couch you absolutely scumbag he was

1667
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,920
i just have to pay you

1668
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:40,080
uh... you know it's a two twenty five hundred upfront i'll take it i want five

1669
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:43,400
k whenever you all complete this job

1670
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,320
on top of twenty five that's correct

1671
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:51,320
guys gotta make a living you all clearly are in some deep shit if you need if

1672
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,520
you're coming to me

1673
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:53,680
of all people

1674
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,760
so

1675
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,600
the smart

1676
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:02,200
i'm gonna be on good behavior somebody doghouse today

1677
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,600
he goes

1678
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,640
twenty five now seven later take a look at smoke and let him know that i am

1679
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,040
being nice

1680
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,840
now you and smoke exchange luck he acknowledges

1681
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,840
slides over the credits of the day we go fucking deal man

1682
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,160
wait do i still have care credits from

1683
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,080
the service or yours is probably spent on the alcohol you all

1684
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,800
would have used in the house party

1685
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,120
through a house party

1686
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,560
and i did a lot of

1687
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:33,080
and a lot of drugs

1688
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,560
so we would have had enough

1689
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:40,440
maybe through a house party i stand by that decision

1690
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:43,280
yeah i know

1691
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,640
so

1692
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:48,040
anyways he slides over the credits uh...

1693
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,720
you have a choice from a few weapons is not just gonna give you them all but

1694
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:57,480
uh... there's a smaller submachine gun there is a assault rifle small shotgun

1695
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,040
handgun couple grenades

1696
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,480
you can choose two items

1697
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,560
i love a grenade

1698
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,160
i love booms

1699
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,880
you can take two grenades

1700
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:10,400
i'm gonna take a grenade in the show to each or to total

1701
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,360
to total

1702
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,120
like it's one item per person

1703
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:13,840
okay

1704
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:18,720
i'll convene with smoke about what we're taking

1705
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,280
yeah he goes here right here

1706
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:23,280
this is gonna take a second she's gonna look at

1707
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,240
you see the big round things at the end of the table to go boom he goes yeah i

1708
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,440
know it's why i laid him out

1709
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,760
he like that's fucking smoke in the shoulder he goes good luck and it

1710
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,400
walks off and goes to talk to one of his guys

1711
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,640
so smoke came out

1712
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,600
uh... jesus that's what's up

1713
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:38,960
two booms

1714
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:39,960
two booms

1715
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:43,920
how about one boom and a gun

1716
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,400
list list let's think about the people that were were about to go fight

1717
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,240
interior uh... at anybody in the city who do you think knows how to suppress

1718
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,800
deviance powers

1719
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:53,680
d-h-t

1720
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,120
and we're about to go rob who

1721
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:55,920
once

1722
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:58,560
cool so let's go

1723
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:04,360
with a boom and then maybe a gun in case uh... one of us get shut off

1724
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,960
fair

1725
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,800
see you want the gun or do you want me to take the gun

1726
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,360
i love a boom but i really should probably take a gun

1727
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,720
also you hold a boom i take the gun deal

1728
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,280
wait that's not what i

1729
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:16,200
uh... rat

1730
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,480
fuck

1731
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,760
uh...

1732
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,000
now you're right

1733
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,760
i would suggest taking the shotgun

1734
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,640
i think it makes the most sense for me

1735
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:24,880
shotgun it is

1736
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,560
i'm holding on to the grenade then

1737
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,720
okay you don't get both

1738
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:30,600
is a partnership

1739
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,480
can i just hold on to it for a little bit

1740
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:38,240
no it's not a fucking stuffed off that's it's explosive

1741
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,720
it's like you pull the thing on the top and it goes

1742
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,560
you know i'm saying

1743
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,200
she has earrings made of grenade pins

1744
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:50,560
jesus christ yeah we're not that dark we're not playing that dog

1745
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,560
not today

1746
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:54,960
you can hold on to the shotgun i think that'll be enough

1747
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,440
he fucking he

1748
01:13:56,440 --> 01:14:00,120
comes over to rick or pulls rickie over he goes yet will take the will take the

1749
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,960
shotgun one of the grenades

1750
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,240
grenade

1751
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:09,200
right goes by the business with you and uh... sets aside one grenade one shotgun

1752
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:13,200
rolls up the rest of the uh... the guns and uh... walks out he goes cool spoke

1753
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:17,280
that uh... that over there is yours and fetch i'll show you the way

1754
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:21,360
wonderful you have fun on that fucking couch

1755
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,000
can i use my knee on like you like a black light over it

1756
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,040
sure

1757
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,560
i don't

1758
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,800
i'd be better sleeping on the fucking concrete man

1759
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,980
now here's another question you all went to long rest

1760
01:14:34,980 --> 01:14:37,240
or do you want to short rest

1761
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,300
uh...

1762
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,720
if we're thinking about time

1763
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,560
yeah you were given twenty four hours to finish the job from the time that he

1764
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:49,360
made you the offer i would say we're probably coming up on our

1765
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,920
long rest is minimum eight hours

1766
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:59,840
which leaves you all with four hours to complete your job if you had a long rest

1767
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,520
eight plus five

1768
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,080
are sorry twenty four hours

1769
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:05,760
yeah i was thinking twenty hours sorry you have

1770
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:08,760
eight hours

1771
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:13,280
makes the most sense i'm not true i'm not dealing with any points of exhaustion

1772
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,680
so all right

1773
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:19,000
uh... you have the long rest to get rid of exhaustion

1774
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,960
which means you'll be rocking this encounter with exhausts

1775
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,040
i talked to ricky first

1776
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,000
i'm asking this only and this is partially maybe this is cheating or

1777
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,400
metagaming because i know about something else in the world that helps

1778
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,400
with exhaustion

1779
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,400
sure but i don't know if you have it

1780
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,320
sure you can talk to ricky on the way over

1781
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,400
showing you to his room

1782
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,480
hey so i'm hungover is all pissed right now

1783
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,320
when are you not that's

1784
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,360
you know me

1785
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:51,600
so i i heard about on like there's these like fucking

1786
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,640
stem pat like adrenaline shots of something that are supposed to help with

1787
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,800
hangovers do you have any of those

1788
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,040
no i'm not on me

1789
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,280
do you know where i could get any

1790
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,960
uh... not this short notice that's those are pretty high in demand i mean you

1791
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:07,880
give you give a uh... adrenaline stem shot to a guy who's

1792
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:13,560
doing a job i mean he's got another twenty four hours on his clock so

1793
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:16,640
yeah i get what you get net also a bit of shit you know where all your money

1794
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,200
just went

1795
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,040
yeah i'm a while it

1796
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,080
yeah i know

1797
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:21,800
so

1798
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,280
can i see that while it

1799
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,240
well that's so funny no

1800
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,320
it's worth a shot

1801
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:31,200
i'm not just to be clear uh... they're believing you in a room like a camera

1802
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:35,160
not to be like a fucking creeper anything but i don't trust you so

1803
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,360
what if i have a time

1804
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,640
yeah

1805
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:42,640
yeah you can stop that sentence what if i have a fuck to you over

1806
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,840
well i just kinda like it's a waiting thing you know with you bet she's just

1807
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,160
kinda you know you set a clock in

1808
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,120
usually

1809
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:56,120
but i make it out every time you make it out every time not the people you burn

1810
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:57,920
smokesman with me for how long

1811
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,720
and he's been fine

1812
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:01,800
yet because smoking turn into

1813
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,280
a literal intangible substance

1814
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,680
it's hard to burn something that you can't hit

1815
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,720
i think i'm a fun time

1816
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:14,600
yeah you're a great time you're fantastically even uh... but what

1817
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,880
you're not is uh... partners so why don't you just

1818
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:19,560
hop in my bed

1819
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,680
take a little nap

1820
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:24,040
well being watched and then get the fuck out of my place

1821
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:27,280
make it sound so romantic

1822
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:31,720
can i get a little romance is super key here fetch yeah can i have the clothes

1823
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,200
off your back

1824
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,880
no

1825
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,040
i don't want to go on that really sucks fetch

1826
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:41,560
ricky i don't want to do this fight with my with my tits out

1827
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,600
well it wouldn't be the first time would it

1828
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:45,560
haha

1829
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:50,160
how much for the clothes i told you a grand

1830
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,640
that you don't have

1831
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:58,640
are we going to do the whole like cutting out of all the don't have any money

1832
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,680
you know you see the first clothes yes

1833
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:03,920
but what god

1834
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,120
i thought that was clear from the beginning in the upper situation said

1835
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:10,440
with this event

1836
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,440
this is sad

1837
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:15,080
this is a little sad

1838
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,200
this is like prostitution

1839
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,520
for clothes

1840
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,880
i mean we're not even for like an advantage or anything this is just for

1841
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,960
an aesthetic

1842
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:25,880
would you get done

1843
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,960
uh...

1844
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,360
persuasion persuasion

1845
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:35,400
twenty three i'm getting those clothes and i it's sad but it's also sadder to get

1846
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:36,360
turns down

1847
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,560
i get that i change my approach

1848
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,520
ricky

1849
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,960
closes the door behind him

1850
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,600
and you all do what you all do

1851
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,560
and by nature of of the act

1852
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,120
his clothes come off

1853
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:53,080
i'm snatching that you snatch the clothes he's like yeah what the fuck ever

1854
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,600
uh... you are now in like

1855
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,400
uh... like a city black and white band t

1856
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,760
uh... she is like regular clothes and then like uh...

1857
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:05,120
uh... like a army ranger jacket like one of the kind of green ones in like

1858
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,560
some ripped jeans

1859
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:07,600
that's fine

1860
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,920
it's all little baggy but i mean ricky's also not the biggest person

1861
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:11,800
either

1862
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,600
this is fine i can work with it

1863
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:19,120
mostly the shirt was made out of care about the so

1864
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,120
uh... are you opting for short rest

1865
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:25,680
uh...

1866
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:29,880
raise you just had sex with somebody

1867
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:30,840
yeah

1868
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,840
that means that they can wait by long rest and that means that we're doing a

1869
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,280
short rest for sure

1870
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:36,440
wait no

1871
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:39,000
you gotta spend a little bit of time

1872
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,240
uh...

1873
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:45,520
long

1874
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,720
con-saving throne

1875
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,800
will go there

1876
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:54,040
it being constitution is crazy

1877
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,720
i'm so sorry uh...

1878
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:57,520
it lasts for sure

1879
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,600
god damn it

1880
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,880
you know ricky go at it for a while

1881
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,400
and what a short rest you get your power slots back

1882
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,880
i don't need those i need them

1883
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,840
all i need

1884
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,680
uh... boy

1885
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,360
i can't do this

1886
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:19,400
like five hours to fucking smoke and conks on the god damn couch

1887
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,560
if this mother fucker gets along rest

1888
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,400
only gets a long rest i didn't need it

1889
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:28,760
you got rid of his wife

1890
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:31,080
smoke sleeps like a fucking baby man

1891
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:34,040
that's comes out

1892
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,960
like a like a for a fucking bathroom breakers of shit because she's not

1893
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:41,720
getting a god damn long rest in a fucking t-shirt

1894
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,760
i don't want to wear the baggy pants i'll just stick with my fucking leg

1895
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:47,080
shorts

1896
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,680
it's just easy

1897
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:51,720
i don't want to put a fucking baggy pants

1898
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:55,120
and i think it's just that this way like a little patty

1899
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:57,200
it is just gonna fucking wake him up

1900
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:02,000
not in the middle of his long rest but just like towards the end of it

1901
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,200
she does not look well rested

1902
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:07,480
he goes god damn what the fuck happened to you

1903
01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:10,400
i got a bed i didn't get a long rest

1904
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,640
i didn't get a good night's sleep

1905
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,040
right

1906
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,880
right yeah

1907
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,640
it was a t-shirt

1908
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,080
i mean i bailed on the pants they were ugly

1909
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,880
for a t-shirt

1910
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,440
for a t-shirt a jacket

1911
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,120
i mean i was getting in the bed either way

1912
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,800
okay

1913
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,240
you know what you live your life that's uh...

1914
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:34,520
now we're judging

1915
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,280
and you all

1916
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,000
let's get that all we got a little bit of an hour's

1917
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,840
sun's starting to go down we're probably close to like the five or six

1918
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,480
five or six time in the evening

1919
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:46,680
and you all have

1920
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:52,440
a gun a grenade a bdf a t-shirt and a jacket

1921
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:55,120
sure you can leave a little fucking note i mean you probably just like do a

1922
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,680
little neon sign somewhere

1923
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,520
oh yeah i'll do that

1924
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:02,320
cool what do you know what do you say

1925
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,520
thanks for the t-shirt

1926
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,640
and the good time

1927
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,440
i'm trying to decide how great

1928
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:11,240
deciding how graphic she would be verses like

1929
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,880
being on the podcast

1930
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:18,600
i'll be putting it on the wall

1931
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,320
alright thanks for the t-shirt and the dink

1932
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,560
bye

1933
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:27,720
ooh boy uh... in the living room that i put it up

1934
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,560
smoke head off

1935
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:33,080
so look at this pdf uh... one more check on the way off

1936
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:34,400
with disadvantage

1937
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:37,360
and he's gonna do on with just regular

1938
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:41,720
anything else i could do to get rid of this

1939
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,200
what is it a law check

1940
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,000
yeah

1941
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:48,800
uh... fifteen

1942
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,560
uh... on a fifteen

1943
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,640
so that combined with what smoke got

1944
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:58,440
these bad boys back on

1945
01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:01,480
like the fucking read us you all uh...

1946
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:05,080
start flipping through this little uh... like the tablet pdf that you were

1947
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,520
given by ricky

1948
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:07,800
uh... it's like

1949
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,440
uh... basically just a couple of documents pictures and things that were

1950
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:13,640
stolen off of some guys like some dirt he does ever probably knocked out or

1951
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,840
killed or both

1952
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:19,040
uh... and it shows uh... path of the the cargo

1953
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:23,600
like truck that you all need to get uh... it's just kind of like a large

1954
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:28,000
pdf filled with a bunch of schematics normal routes to d rt takes to the bay

1955
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:32,280
uh... the place where like the little mini fortresses really dispose of things

1956
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:35,840
it looks like there are a handful of ways you all could do this

1957
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,040
can we find

1958
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,920
kind of like a temporary hideout

1959
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:43,160
since uh... we can't say it fucking rickie because we just

1960
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:43,880
i mean

1961
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,720
walk you were stealing from him so i thought that we were going to bail before

1962
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,080
we gave the money but then he gave the money

1963
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:53,160
actually so we could have stayed

1964
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:55,880
because we did pay legal yeah can we fucking stay

1965
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,600
i mean you'll probably need to like do

1966
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,520
the job soon you know what i'm saying

1967
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,920
oh we're doing the op-ed okay yeah like you all what we were going to do before

1968
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,320
we can plan it on the way you know what i'm saying

1969
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,680
like you don't necessarily have to do it from rickies

1970
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:12,880
there's also it runs the risk of like somebody overhearing and

1971
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,800
yeah these are gang members so they'll probably just try to steal your job

1972
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,520
anyways

1973
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:17,640
i'll sue them

1974
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:21,240
so uh... yeah there is you start flipping through

1975
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:24,640
kind of going over the pdf me you're welcome

1976
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,840
like a building to sit on top of some shit

1977
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,400
uh... he goes wow this is an incredible on pdf

1978
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,560
i think he just like stole

1979
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:36,520
like this is straight up like shipping manifest document it was like oh here

1980
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,120
you go

1981
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:38,880
yeah this is a lot

1982
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,600
this is a lot

1983
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:43,120
uh... with the weather looks like i do options so we can

1984
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,160
ambush

1985
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,760
the car on the way there

1986
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,480
looks like they're gonna have

1987
01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:51,040
yes maybe five vehicles with them

1988
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,920
each is going to have one to two guys in it plus the driver you know the passenger

1989
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,160
the uh... is biggest issue with that according to this document is that it's

1990
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,800
moving through the fringes so if we manage to stop them

1991
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:06,360
many number of anybody else also is probably going to want to piece the

1992
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:10,040
pie so we're going to want to be the the people to get the thing and then leave

1993
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,580
yeah

1994
01:25:11,580 --> 01:25:16,080
that also runs the risk of any fucking jackass heroes flying across the city

1995
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,040
they don't really think you can't really touch the rt stuff they can touch us

1996
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:22,560
if we're in public you know because that's the way the law works

1997
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:27,640
uh... the alternative is to wait until they bring it inside the bay where we

1998
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,280
don't have to worry about any extra gangs or heroes trying to fuck with it but

1999
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,880
then we have to deal with a lot more d rt and we have to get to before they

2000
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:35,720
dispose of it

2001
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,440
listen i'm always for the

2002
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:43,320
the fucking warms

2003
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,640
i personally

2004
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:49,040
have more experience uh...

2005
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,280
and bushing

2006
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:51,880
blowing up vehicles

2007
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:55,200
using booms

2008
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,080
okay

2009
01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,760
will do it your way that's

2010
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:01,560
okay will listen we'll say to make five thousand credits of this

2011
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:04,720
right i mean i figured we would just whatever we get paid with back up

2012
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,360
but i mean i assume we would get like a decent amount of money of m

2013
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,240
we can try to take a little bit

2014
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:11,760
i mean i don't know how much more is going to be in this thing it doesn't tell

2015
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:15,240
me what's inside of it it just tells me where it's going

2016
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:20,000
we could hide out in the car

2017
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,600
you mean you want to like still way on the vehicle

2018
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,120
now i guess it's for i mean that solves the problem trying to get into the

2019
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,280
guy damn place

2020
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:29,520
yeah we just have to get through

2021
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:32,880
like into the car which is the issue

2022
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:37,840
you can turn into gas i can turn that is true uh... but this vehicle

2023
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:40,800
convo is probably not going to stop moving and fun fact

2024
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:45,520
mechanically my speed is half

2025
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:47,560
while i'm in that

2026
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:51,240
okay uh... this is going to sound really fucking stupid also don't think the

2027
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:54,960
whole teleport inside things going to work either because uh... fun fact they

2028
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,440
don't put windows on armored vehicles except for the two in the front seat

2029
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:04,080
where there are two passengers

2030
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:09,080
take out

2031
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,360
then we got the car

2032
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:17,240
you just want to steal the whole car

2033
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:22,240
i mean if it's just the one thing in the car what's the point in stealing it

2034
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,560
so we must open the car

2035
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,040
we can't get into the

2036
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:29,040
facility

2037
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:32,320
so we gotta find some kind of a weird fucking in between if you want to try

2038
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,320
and still more things in the facility

2039
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:36,280
i mean we could

2040
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:41,000
are there manholes in like sewer systems in the city? uh... yeah for sure i mean

2041
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,680
going into a place like this it's gonna be like the lasers and

2042
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,640
you know funneled traps of spikes

2043
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,760
we get a roadblock of some kind we cause a diversion

2044
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,440
convoy stops

2045
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:55,600
we get them to stop over like one of the like little manhole covers

2046
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:56,920
we disintegrate the truck

2047
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,160
this is a real fucking ocean's 11

2048
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,120
we disintegrate from the bottom

2049
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:04,320
listen if there's one thing i know how to do i might be okay you think i'm

2050
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:05,280
unhinged

2051
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,040
you want me to use my strongest ability

2052
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,800
to cut a hole in the bottom of the truck

2053
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,040
that makes sense

2054
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:20,280
so then what happens when we get face to face with one of those fancy drt bots

2055
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,840
that they deploy to deal with deviants that are

2056
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:24,960
particularly troublesome when we're

2057
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:27,920
in a very nice expensive really well guarded facility trying to take all

2058
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:32,040
their nice little toys vets

2059
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:33,960
you

2060
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:36,800
don't get caught

2061
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,120
no offense

2062
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:40,120
you glow

2063
01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:42,040
your powers are neon

2064
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:45,660
you're a literal walking sign

2065
01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:46,880
that says hey

2066
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:48,080
come fight me

2067
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:49,880
i blow you up for fun

2068
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:53,480
i've killed all your little friends

2069
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,080
yeah but enough

2070
01:28:56,080 --> 01:29:00,880
i'm not on a one a poster vetch i'm sure you're posted in their coffee room

2071
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:06,160
flattering

2072
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:10,080
automatic weapons that are designed specifically to fuck up deviants

2073
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:11,040
right at you

2074
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,760
okay so we just

2075
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:16,080
ambushed the car then

2076
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:18,400
but how do we know what we're getting out of it

2077
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,760
that's correct what if we were it could be something that's the size of a

2078
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:26,680
fucking dime or it could be a entire fucking person it could be a person it

2079
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:31,440
could be a bot it could be uh... a chip it could be a fucking part that we can't

2080
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:35,240
move i mean it's really it could be anything and that's kind of the issue

2081
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:36,560
he didn't tell us what's in it

2082
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,640
so makes it kind of difficult to like

2083
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:41,440
what if we ambushed the car

2084
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:42,920
we

2085
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,960
take the car and then we go to the facility

2086
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:47,480
that's what i suggested

2087
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:51,160
like you know like we drive yeah we kill the drivers

2088
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:54,000
we take the car right but that

2089
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:57,080
the reason i'm hesitant to suggest that particular plan fetches that we still

2090
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,040
have to get through all the other guards that are going to be there as well

2091
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:04,200
without making enough of a scene that they go home i wonder why

2092
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:09,440
none of the convoys with them right

2093
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:11,120
i mean

2094
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:15,400
how much uh... i don't

2095
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:18,040
generally speaking

2096
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:20,480
we get some

2097
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:27,480
members to play dress up

2098
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:30,880
it's not the dumbest idea you've ever had that's believe it or not

2099
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:32,920
i'm capable of being intelligent

2100
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:37,920
i mean the bars on the floor so i think really anything at this point is better than nothing

2101
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:38,920
you pimped me out earlier

2102
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:42,640
i didn't pimp shit out you said sure i'll fuck him and then did

2103
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,080
you suggested it

2104
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,040
i suggested that uh... you go play dress up

2105
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,760
or i guess dress off

2106
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:52,080
uh... in his room while i take things

2107
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:55,720
did you take extra thing i take a guy didn't think that's i laid on that

2108
01:30:55,720 --> 01:31:01,040
couch for two seconds and was in blissful blissful sleep

2109
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:04,880
and not unlike the rick's bags and her eyes over here

2110
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:06,640
for t-shirts

2111
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:10,400
yeah you've been ricky sanchez for a teacher i thought we were getting extra

2112
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:15,440
guns and some blow i thought we were two and then i find listen despite the fact

2113
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:19,600
that that couch is covered in fucking s t d's a through z that shit was mad

2114
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,840
comfortable

2115
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,040
i have higher standards than this

2116
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,160
and i need you to know that

2117
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,800
what standards that's

2118
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:31,480
you see what we're doing

2119
01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:36,920
you see what we're hanging out

2120
01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:40,640
okay i think we're pretty low on standards of things considered yes but i

2121
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,800
have higher standards there

2122
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:48,000
so i thought i was getting a gun too i thought it was a gun in the t-shirt

2123
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:51,480
uh... give me you know or check

2124
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:52,200
this

2125
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:56,040
i'm aware with

2126
01:31:56,040 --> 01:32:02,040
please get something

2127
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,400
she gets nine

2128
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,240
i get a six

2129
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:08,800
we're fucking stupid

2130
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:11,560
so you don't have this advantage

2131
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,680
i do

2132
01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:17,000
can't bank on me

2133
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,160
what if we got something that could do disintegrate without me having to use it

2134
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,000
like uh...

2135
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,280
like a gun like uh... boom

2136
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:27,840
like a boom like a like a quiet boom though

2137
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:29,960
like it's gotta be like a muffled boom

2138
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:34,160
okay like one of those little fancy laser cutters

2139
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:35,680
i got a lot of lasers

2140
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,720
they do like

2141
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:39,280
you know you could like cut a hole in the bottom or something

2142
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:40,880
and try

2143
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,960
is that we could also do the gang member thing we just run the risk of them

2144
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,160
trying to stage us up on our own job

2145
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:48,880
not entirely on her

2146
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,600
uh... not entirely unheard of

2147
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:55,080
suddenly we're withdrawing the line we just read a ambush the truck and then

2148
01:32:55,080 --> 01:33:00,040
don't take any extra goodies and driving on by the car

2149
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,680
see i would love to find an extra goody to uh...

2150
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:07,240
make a shark go back to the ocean

2151
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:11,080
with the fishes and all that

2152
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:11,960
as would i

2153
01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:15,000
because then we don't know anybody nothing but i don't really like only

2154
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,720
people things

2155
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:17,560
well you know

2156
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:22,480
who has a lot of guns that are designed specifically to kill davians

2157
01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:23,760
so it sounds like

2158
01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:25,520
our best option then

2159
01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:26,520
all the way around

2160
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:31,000
finding a way in that facility to try and locate ourselves a handy dandy gun

2161
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,560
go turn off car father

2162
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:34,320
so

2163
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:37,440
we want to do like but the rock paper scissors to decide

2164
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,720
what are options

2165
01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,720
gang dress up

2166
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:45,360
or laser cutter on the bottom

2167
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,960
rock paper scissors it is

2168
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:53,040
is the rock paper scissors in this world or are they like different things

2169
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,040
uh... what's who's who's for what

2170
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,280
oh uh... you pick

2171
01:33:57,280 --> 01:33:58,800
jesus christ

2172
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:02,200
i'm gonna say loud boom option where we kill everybody in the new gang member

2173
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:03,440
dress up as you

2174
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:07,200
uh... quiet laser cutter the bottom option or disintegrate if it comes to

2175
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:10,280
that is me

2176
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:15,280
but both of those have their cons

2177
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:22,280
rock paper scissors

2178
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:29,280
uh...

2179
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:30,280
it's

2180
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:33,720
you know that every time

2181
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:35,000
but

2182
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,600
but you have to get them ripped

2183
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,320
you won't

2184
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:43,280
no i need a warm body to land on were falling three hundred feet out of a

2185
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:44,280
moving vehicle

2186
01:34:44,280 --> 01:34:45,560
we were fine

2187
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,600
we were fine

2188
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:49,360
it's gonna hit by three cars

2189
01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,000
did we

2190
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,640
no and you're welcome

2191
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,120
i already said thank you

2192
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:56,560
you are crazy

2193
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:59,960
i just want you to know that if we ever get any real amount of money i think

2194
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:03,800
the first thing we need to buy you is a fucking therapist

2195
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:05,920
the therapist is gonna fix this

2196
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:10,680
i i pray to whatever the fuck is out there that it does

2197
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:13,160
please

2198
01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:15,280
uh... jesus alright so

2199
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:17,160
for going with the ambush option

2200
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,160
which gang members are we recruiting

2201
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:24,920
i'm assuming rickies makes no sense with what money

2202
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:27,600
you're gonna go sleep at all into

2203
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,720
i don't want to one by one

2204
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:35,800
i'm

2205
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,760
i can't grow this

2206
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:39,440
if it was a different day

2207
01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:41,040
my god

2208
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:47,040
i'm so exhausted

2209
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:51,640
i'll write him an i o

2210
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,640
so here's the only way i can see us getting

2211
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:57,960
rickies gang to join us and that is if we promised him some of the loot

2212
01:35:57,960 --> 01:36:01,040
that we get when we get inside

2213
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:04,320
some of it

2214
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:08,160
well there's more than there are of us

2215
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:11,520
k

2216
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:14,880
obviously whatever's in in the truck is not theirs

2217
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:17,120
well yeah that's ours

2218
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,160
trying to think what else

2219
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:20,520
do we have to our names

2220
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:21,180
nothing

2221
01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:25,000
that's the building we had our names has been torched

2222
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:29,920
we're currently planning on a rooftop

2223
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:31,960
we're not doing great are we

2224
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:35,840
not really

2225
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:39,400
did you who did you place the tracker on

2226
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:40,520
the

2227
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:42,920
godfather

2228
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:45,880
what if we uh... what if we hand that over to ricky

2229
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:48,640
that works for me rickies been plotting on that

2230
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:52,200
fucking fishes downfall for as long as i've known him i need to place nice

2231
01:36:52,200 --> 01:36:54,280
will gladly help with that but

2232
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:57,520
we hand over that information to ricky and that ricky do it ricky does best

2233
01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,680
be a little fucking rat

2234
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:02,080
you're both rats fantastic

2235
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:05,080
sounds like it sounds like a good ass plan to me by the way

2236
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,800
um...

2237
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:08,920
something i can't pay back

2238
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:09,920
what does that mean

2239
01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:14,400
that means that means i play nice ricky and ricky shits on on me why do you

2240
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,360
think i got the come couch

2241
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:23,240
he put me on the fucking casting couch that's yeah i'm aware

2242
01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:25,560
tell me about the dog what did you do

2243
01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:27,560
that is none of your business

2244
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:32,320
mother so uh... without that you ready to go back to rickies are this far

2245
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:35,720
we have this far linked

2246
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:38,640
yeah i don't know your first name and you don't know mine so i'm not going to

2247
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:41,680
tell you if you tell me what you did that's okay

2248
01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:42,840
i don't want to know

2249
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:47,040
come on i don't want to know come on i do not want to know

2250
01:37:47,040 --> 01:37:51,960
i don't want to know that's what ricky did earlier

2251
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:52,960
i'm swinging

2252
01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:53,800
come on

2253
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,160
i'm swinging i'm swinging

2254
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:58,160
okay

2255
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:00,640
i'm

2256
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:07,640
i roll this with this man

2257
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:14,320
seven

2258
01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:19,040
this is the lowest of the lowest that i think that these two people have reached

2259
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:23,040
oh yeah this is bad

2260
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:25,200
this is bad

2261
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:28,720
they are well you're delirious he's chilling

2262
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:30,080
um... all right

2263
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:31,920
powers

2264
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:36,720
i i was swinging fist to cops what the fuck are you doing swing with this i told

2265
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:39,640
you that his character has been reworked

2266
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:42,320
i'm hitting you with hold person

2267
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:44,440
you fuck

2268
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:47,520
that matter you get fucking

2269
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:50,400
is this is the

2270
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:51,560
that's crazy

2271
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,480
so i need to do with some

2272
01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:58,480
fuck yeah no it's crazy

2273
01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:03,480
what did you get

2274
01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:08,480
what did you get

2275
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:11,480
actually this is more appropriate

2276
01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:13,480
this is the dc was seventeen

2277
01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:17,480
uh... you

2278
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:21,480
you pull out the fucking neon bat in like clockwork

2279
01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:26,800
fucking smoke knows what the drill is my man ducks the first swing and just like fucking

2280
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:31,120
taps you on the shoulder and just your whole body is discovered in thick rank as

2281
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:34,440
smoke and you just can't move

2282
01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:35,840
fuck

2283
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:37,080
it goes listen

2284
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:42,040
i am in no mood to be hit with anybody's bat today i have been shot at i have

2285
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:45,840
been thrown out of the car i have almost been hit by a car i slept on the

2286
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:47,080
come couch

2287
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:50,880
you were not hitting me with a fucking bat

2288
01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:53,680
i don't remember why i swung

2289
01:39:53,680 --> 01:39:57,000
is burned a whole fucking power

2290
01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:00,400
god bless

2291
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:03,160
three and i'm not fucking to okay

2292
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:07,520
work at it can you get by let you go and you swing on me

2293
01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:10,160
i will fuck you up

2294
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:13,200
and not a joke

2295
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:14,000
we will

2296
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:18,360
we will run it up here on this rooftop failed his job and you will end up

2297
01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:21,400
ass up

2298
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:25,240
i'm tired of this shit that's

2299
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:30,080
you're pushing it real fucking far

2300
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:32,640
now i'm gonna let you go

2301
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:37,120
you fucking swing

2302
01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:43,880
so where did god

2303
01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:46,800
i will turn you in myself

2304
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:51,680
and collect the fucking bounty

2305
01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:57,280
and then spend it to stay at a real nice fucking hotel for the

2306
01:40:57,280 --> 01:41:02,760
a drops concentration

2307
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:05,840
but my bad away

2308
01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:07,880
back to rickies

2309
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:10,160
we all just fucking left

2310
01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:12,640
what's up

2311
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:16,560
we think that we can negotiate just a few more hours

2312
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:19,120
on our clock

2313
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:22,840
you can ricky negotiate a few more hours

2314
01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:25,520
on this

2315
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:27,480
he knows godfather better than us

2316
01:41:27,480 --> 01:41:31,200
i need a nap

2317
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:35,720
you know like rolling ability

2318
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,080
i need a fucking nap

2319
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:39,040
smoke

2320
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:44,120
uh... that would require ricky to put himself at a great disadvantage

2321
01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:45,760
what the fuck did you do to him

2322
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:48,240
i didn't do anything to him we still owe him five k

2323
01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:51,000
yeah you want to double the amount of money that we owe him

2324
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:53,960
because that's probably the only way we're getting him to negotiate with

2325
01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:57,560
godfather who he's a problem he's probably gonna try and turn on anyways

2326
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,760
because we're gonna give him his location

2327
01:42:00,760 --> 01:42:05,160
i cannot stress to you enough i know this sounds ridiculous it does your

2328
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:08,360
grown-ass woman wearing fucking construct pasties

2329
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:12,200
well sorry where the t-shirt now ricky sanchez very expensive

2330
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,960
yeah

2331
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:16,360
i'm telling you right now

2332
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:20,960
i'm manic enough you even need to get me some powerful fucking uppers

2333
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:23,480
or i'm dragging us all down this is not me

2334
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:25,520
saying that is a threat

2335
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:28,440
this is not a threat

2336
01:42:28,440 --> 01:42:30,640
not not in that way but just

2337
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:31,840
listen

2338
01:42:31,840 --> 01:42:34,560
i tell you what you're gonna negotiate with ricky and i will track you down

2339
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:37,720
some uppers i refuse to owe fucking sanchez

2340
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:38,960
the rat himself

2341
01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:39,960
anything else

2342
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:42,240
so what am i negotiating with him just getting the gang

2343
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:43,320
just getting the gang

2344
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:46,960
again i run you're in a situation down he's gonna put his game out we're gonna

2345
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:50,680
take out the rt quick nice and simple and then they're gonna play dress up and

2346
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:52,040
we're gonna

2347
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:55,600
it's a fucking snatching grab make it clear to him in his bonehead gang

2348
01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:56,400
members

2349
01:42:56,400 --> 01:43:00,840
we don't shoot people we don't stab anybody we're not kidnapping we're good

2350
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:03,320
once we get the guys out of the first run

2351
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:07,080
we go in we collect the goodies we throw in the back of the car and we fucking

2352
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:08,640
leave

2353
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:12,400
i do make it abundantly clear to him fetch that if he fucks this up

2354
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:13,640
left

2355
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,640
we're gone we're pulling out

2356
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:17,040
square fucking

2357
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:20,040
at the thrusters on a hundred percent were out

2358
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:22,760
he gets no leeway on this

2359
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:29,280
is this for him or for me because this speech feels very important for fucking both

2360
01:43:29,280 --> 01:43:31,320
this is for the neon color rat

2361
01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:34,760
and the other rat

2362
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:38,120
and the hair today is looking a little at you know what that's okay that's okay

2363
01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:41,400
that's right he just fucking whoop teleports

2364
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:43,000
wagon off uh...

2365
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:47,760
jesus christ who is he going to get up is from

2366
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:51,440
is only one of the one in pc back here that takes mad upers but how am i

2367
01:43:51,440 --> 01:43:54,680
getting them from him

2368
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,320
how am i getting them from him i'll go to the club again

2369
01:43:58,320 --> 01:43:59,880
i think that's where

2370
01:43:59,880 --> 01:44:01,680
it's where he's going

2371
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:05,960
it's for smokers going to get so much that we know this place is here

2372
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:07,800
cool man um...

2373
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:11,560
do you want to do rickies thing first of the one i want to do is first i would like

2374
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:15,120
this first smoke has an actual uber this time

2375
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:20,560
uh... in goes to inside job for the viewers at our session today uh...

2376
01:44:20,560 --> 01:44:25,400
we are our characters went to the club and uh... he was bad

2377
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:28,320
everyone who hates us was there ricky was there

2378
01:44:28,320 --> 01:44:30,160
that smoke were also there

2379
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:31,160
and uh...

2380
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:34,800
he i thought i was about to and i like with the third ever fetch uh... on the

2381
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:39,240
dance floor i introduced the list of the the mpc's at the table of medicines

2382
01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:43,480
first audible reaction was my assholes tight

2383
01:44:43,480 --> 01:44:46,600
i like i was tense

2384
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:49,600
and i like breves that before i said that

2385
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:54,440
can't say that shit without contact dog

2386
01:44:54,440 --> 01:44:59,840
it's so much funnier that way

2387
01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:04,840
uh... jesus uh... cool and i think that's a heading to the the metropolitan

2388
01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:09,720
which is basically just uh... sapphire studies premier club where all of the

2389
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,560
swanky corpo douche bags like to hang out is also deviant friendly because a

2390
01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:14,600
lot of our

2391
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:18,840
upper class uh... heroes that have a lot of money to spend

2392
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:20,720
israel's shirts

2393
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:24,240
uh... tell someone who cares as a lot of money spent goes

2394
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,440
smoke

2395
01:45:25,440 --> 01:45:29,440
smoke knows what the scenes in in sapphire city are mostly because

2396
01:45:29,440 --> 01:45:33,600
is getting tax places it's it's it's a game it's also a business there's kind

2397
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:36,600
of like an aboveboard and a belowboard aspect to it and they've probably done

2398
01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:38,120
work in that area

2399
01:45:38,120 --> 01:45:41,920
uh... not for a lot of money but you know for money so he's going to go to the

2400
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,920
one place he knows he can score

2401
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:45,000
not just

2402
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:48,320
cocaine but an upper and a pretty powerful one at that

2403
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:51,520
uh... because this is the kind of place so those sorts of things in the

2404
01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:56,760
restroom so he's gonna make his way to the metropolitan

2405
01:45:56,760 --> 01:46:00,080
looks so nice now and is an hour away

2406
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:03,760
we're literally gonna have six hours at this rate to pull this job off

2407
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:06,320
should have just long rested

2408
01:46:06,320 --> 01:46:09,120
away now that i think it was taken away from the option was taken away from

2409
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:11,160
you had sex rick santos

2410
01:46:11,160 --> 01:46:13,520
well for a fucking t-shirt

2411
01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:15,360
so

2412
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:16,680
he

2413
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:18,080
is going to make another

2414
01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:21,320
persuasion check is he's going to try bypass the line and do this is

2415
01:46:21,320 --> 01:46:28,320
the quickest human

2416
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:33,160
he only waits in line for about twenty five minutes he's he doesn't

2417
01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:37,040
know quite as many people and he can't flash the smile quite as big with these

2418
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:38,640
people because they're all

2419
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:41,160
kind of big names themselves in this area so

2420
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:42,800
he just kind of like

2421
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:46,080
you know doesn't crowd work works his way up until he's a handful of people

2422
01:46:46,080 --> 01:46:49,520
back he's snagged a couple of things that way he's a little bit nicer dress

2423
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:52,400
because he's still gotten by can read as close

2424
01:46:52,400 --> 01:46:55,640
them in shot the shit he's left out of the house

2425
01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:56,800
uh... uh...

2426
01:46:56,800 --> 01:47:00,760
so he uh... he does his best to make himself look presentable gets into the

2427
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:03,760
club it is just fucking

2428
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:06,880
but earlier today i displayed fucking two thousand throwbacks i guess that's

2429
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:07,640
what we're doing

2430
01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:10,040
uh... is just two thousand throwback

2431
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:13,880
throwbacks the fucking shot mass of shots by little john is is currently

2432
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:17,880
going off right now you got fucking guys is going absolutely for copyright

2433
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:21,040
reasons for a raise you just picture it in your head

2434
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:24,640
uh... and he goes into a perception check

2435
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:28,600
see if smoke spots anybody looks like a dealer

2436
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,600
he doesn't

2437
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:32,880
uh... so he's going to go to one place he knows dealers like to hang out the

2438
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:34,160
bathroom

2439
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:37,240
uh... he goes straight to that bathroom

2440
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:38,200
and it is

2441
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:42,000
filled with people there to bathrooms male and female it doesn't matter

2442
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:45,080
uh... you have people of both inders in both bathrooms some people are hooked up

2443
01:47:45,080 --> 01:47:48,760
stalls people make it out i mean this is like a place where corporate likes to go

2444
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:50,000
to let loose

2445
01:47:50,000 --> 01:47:51,800
so there are really rules here

2446
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:55,480
uh... in the corner is a guy with a large duffel bag

2447
01:47:55,480 --> 01:47:59,520
uh... just like small line of fucking guys in suits that are just kind of like

2448
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:02,120
their ties little and done if his marks all over him

2449
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:04,760
his guys fucking waiting in line to buy drugs

2450
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:08,600
uh... and he comes up behind one guy

2451
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:09,600
sure

2452
01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:12,000
he comes up behind one guy who's in a

2453
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:13,960
uh... a black and gold suit

2454
01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:18,840
very much a superhero suit he's got uh... short blonde hair a black eye mask

2455
01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:20,640
super bright blue eyes

2456
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:24,740
the man is area into the core she says uh...

2457
01:48:24,740 --> 01:48:28,120
and he just like to make in conversation because that's a smoky issue goes

2458
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:29,600
hey man

2459
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,960
in this a long line for a little bit of blow

2460
01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:34,040
jury

2461
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:36,120
erin's favorite character turns around

2462
01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:39,480
are the guy is getting his name is jury i guess i haven't really introduced him a

2463
01:48:39,480 --> 01:48:43,800
whole lot uh... if you don't know that is usually listen to previous episodes

2464
01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:46,000
you understand why this is funny

2465
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:48,800
uh... he's the reason why i have these new ties

2466
01:48:48,800 --> 01:48:49,880
so

2467
01:48:49,880 --> 01:48:54,000
really returns around he goes yeah i mean normally like if i'm in line

2468
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:57,960
i'm like up to the front i think this bitch is kind of acts

2469
01:48:57,960 --> 01:49:03,040
so close yet tell me about it and they do you know if he's got any stems by chance

2470
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:06,960
chari goes you know i don't think he does actually i

2471
01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:09,160
my supplies actually

2472
01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,160
not to do you know

2473
01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:14,800
don't want to think that i buy my shed straight from the source so i don't know

2474
01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:18,040
guy like this in a place like this is going to have to look for

2475
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,880
smoke goes cool so if you have some

2476
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:22,080
you think maybe i could

2477
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,000
get some off you

2478
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:25,040
chari goes

2479
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:27,600
uh... now that's a chance

2480
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:30,800
uh... you can buy some blow off the dealer that seems more like a speed no

2481
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:31,960
fence

2482
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:34,840
and jury turns around pulls out his phone

2483
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:38,560
so it's gonna make a slight a handshake

2484
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:44,320
he's just gonna go straight for it

2485
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:45,440
okay

2486
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:46,200
okay

2487
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:49,160
it's an eighteen he's also not that was a state

2488
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:54,360
i'm a real perception which is something that jury has a

2489
01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:55,400
uh...

2490
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:59,920
please be stupid again he's solid plus

2491
01:49:59,920 --> 01:50:03,600
oops

2492
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:05,960
okay

2493
01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:07,080
not the worst

2494
01:50:07,080 --> 01:50:09,480
it plus seven

2495
01:50:09,480 --> 01:50:10,840
is seventeen

2496
01:50:10,840 --> 01:50:14,960
eighteen slated check

2497
01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:15,920
we can breathe

2498
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:17,240
uh...

2499
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:18,920
smoke

2500
01:50:18,920 --> 01:50:21,800
thanks for thanks really quick on his feet for a second he's like how the

2501
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:23,160
fuck am i going to get this

2502
01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:25,080
pompous ass

2503
01:50:25,080 --> 01:50:27,840
to give me one of these things he can i'm not gonna fucking you know what i'm

2504
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:28,880
just gonna take it

2505
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:33,960
he makes a full scene uh... he like runs over and like shove some people opens

2506
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:39,040
the door that's people and he's like a guy so i call two for one

2507
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:43,080
brings in just a rush of people in jerry is like well what the fuck what the

2508
01:50:43,080 --> 01:50:44,480
fuck it out

2509
01:50:44,480 --> 01:50:49,080
uh... is everybody in the spot that was trying to buy cheap as drugs uh... in

2510
01:50:49,080 --> 01:50:53,680
the in the absolute chaos smoke fully just fucking checks jerry

2511
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:57,800
uh... hand fully in pocket rips out a stem sticks in his jacket he goes i'm so

2512
01:50:57,800 --> 01:50:59,640
sorry man and then fucking

2513
01:50:59,640 --> 01:51:03,520
puff a smoke gashes for out the bathroom

2514
01:51:03,520 --> 01:51:06,520
this morning so much better yet

2515
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:08,520
it explains the

2516
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:11,240
previous beef

2517
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:14,440
you mother fucker

2518
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:18,800
he's still still

2519
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:23,520
you villain you still illegal truck me in the club

2520
01:51:23,520 --> 01:51:24,960
like a month ago

2521
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:28,080
this is

2522
01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:32,920
this is jerry's enemy now

2523
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:34,080
a little

2524
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:35,160
little

2525
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:36,200
uh...

2526
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:39,920
cool mineral or more mineral stealth for uh...

2527
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:41,200
rules stealth

2528
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:44,000
for smoke to see if you can get out of this without

2529
01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:47,640
confronted

2530
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:49,160
no

2531
01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:50,680
look

2532
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:56,120
you look

2533
01:51:56,120 --> 01:51:59,320
some of the reception of a half jerry except i don't

2534
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:05,440
mineral reception of a half jerry

2535
01:52:05,440 --> 01:52:07,040
to

2536
01:52:07,040 --> 01:52:09,320
better than what

2537
01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:11,040
you can hold for your chest

2538
01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:16,600
smoke gets in that one on stealth uh... justices about to clear the door

2539
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:20,480
uh... he's shifts in his physical form just a half second too quick and he

2540
01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:24,360
feels uh... uh... strong ass meaty hand on his shoulder

2541
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:25,960
just fucking clap

2542
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:28,120
uh... and yanks him back

2543
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:32,560
and his jury sure as yet he's like his fucking suits all fucked up his hairs in

2544
01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:34,240
a mass he looks rapid

2545
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:41,240
and she's just had a fight to this crowd of people to get his drugs back

2546
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:42,960
jury goes hey man

2547
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:44,200
so uh...

2548
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:48,120
i fought the front of the line to get my coke and then realized that my stem

2549
01:52:48,120 --> 01:52:49,440
was gone

2550
01:52:49,440 --> 01:52:50,920
what's up with that

2551
01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:52,640
and smoke is like uh...

2552
01:52:52,640 --> 01:52:54,040
uh... sub

2553
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:57,240
i get i really gotta go i have a job like this is

2554
01:52:57,240 --> 01:53:00,720
is so much more important than that right now to i give you the i o u

2555
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:03,860
uh... and like takes a little card that's got his number on a lake is

2556
01:53:03,860 --> 01:53:06,960
name or something like is uh... is tagged he uses for chroma gang and just

2557
01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:08,160
positive to me to steal it

2558
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:09,680
next time you need me

2559
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:10,880
to spray paint

2560
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:11,840
anything

2561
01:53:11,840 --> 01:53:17,120
on your guy and my anise gonna fuck in powerful leap his way

2562
01:53:17,120 --> 01:53:18,160
action dash

2563
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:19,560
he's his way out

2564
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:20,240
uh...

2565
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:22,080
is the chase

2566
01:53:22,080 --> 01:53:24,720
it will have a jury

2567
01:53:24,720 --> 01:53:26,200
reception okay

2568
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:30,000
cool uh... i'd i need a net twenty is

2569
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:32,240
i ain't going

2570
01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:36,680
this is this now looks like fucking smoke dashing to win from place is he's

2571
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:40,000
just like puff of smoke here puff of smoke there is jury is just in the

2572
01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:42,960
sky looking down the fucking superman style

2573
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:45,640
just fucking darting after this guy

2574
01:53:45,640 --> 01:53:49,320
uh... well that's happening will go back to ricky sanchez's place with

2575
01:53:49,320 --> 01:53:53,040
that's

2576
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:56,560
that's supposed to do

2577
01:53:56,560 --> 01:54:01,240
okay so snatching grab just a snatching grab

2578
01:54:01,240 --> 01:54:03,960
yeah cool

2579
01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:07,440
can i stop by

2580
01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:11,320
a parking convenience store something trying to myself look a little bit

2581
01:54:11,320 --> 01:54:13,240
nice

2582
01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:16,000
i'm hoping that it offset

2583
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:19,200
he just had a little bit

2584
01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:23,240
yet but i don't look good right now you know

2585
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:24,200
i just

2586
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:26,520
the fucking shitty drugstore makeup

2587
01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:28,520
like just

2588
01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:30,400
presentable enough

2589
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,240
not great

2590
01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:32,440
you're gonna want to

2591
01:54:32,440 --> 01:54:33,680
this man

2592
01:54:33,680 --> 01:54:38,840
i know it's this is a good thing

2593
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:44,080
well this is what i'm good at

2594
01:54:44,080 --> 01:54:44,840
twenty one

2595
01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:45,600
i was not bad

2596
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:48,040
was that at all

2597
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:48,920
you look

2598
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:50,360
pretty good all things considered

2599
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:54,160
i'll take you know dollars for makeup your way to the top i'm just trying to

2600
01:54:54,160 --> 01:54:54,920
get flat

2601
01:54:54,920 --> 01:54:57,120
looks presentable now yeah

2602
01:54:57,120 --> 01:55:01,160
alright going back to uh... ricky's knocking on the door

2603
01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:02,960
the gun i'm assuming

2604
01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:04,360
sir yeah gun pops out

2605
01:55:04,360 --> 01:55:08,840
cool uh... yeah we can put it away

2606
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:12,120
you're just the loudest fucking sigh on the other side of the door in the

2607
01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:14,840
slowest removal of the gun possibly goes

2608
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:16,600
fetch

2609
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:17,680
i thought

2610
01:55:17,680 --> 01:55:21,000
i thought we were done i thought you got the shit you needed

2611
01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:22,120
why are you back

2612
01:55:22,120 --> 01:55:25,000
i have an offer

2613
01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:27,120
honestly i don't think i want it

2614
01:55:27,120 --> 01:55:31,240
not that

2615
01:55:31,240 --> 01:55:32,320
right

2616
01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:33,640
uh...

2617
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:35,080
like a job

2618
01:55:35,080 --> 01:55:36,280
like a job

2619
01:55:36,280 --> 01:55:38,320
gig whatever

2620
01:55:38,320 --> 01:55:41,520
like a job gig whatever yet uh...

2621
01:55:41,520 --> 01:55:45,920
i'm kind of busy right now doing anything else so unless it's worth like a lot

2622
01:55:45,920 --> 01:55:49,520
of money and all of my time

2623
01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:51,160
how much

2624
01:55:51,160 --> 01:55:54,000
besides the five k you want me

2625
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:55,960
you'll get the five k

2626
01:55:55,960 --> 01:55:58,080
that's not even a part of the conversation

2627
01:55:58,080 --> 01:55:59,240
plus

2628
01:55:59,240 --> 01:56:02,680
so before i say what i'm about to say do you want to be a gentleman and let me

2629
01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:04,680
inside

2630
01:56:04,680 --> 01:56:05,640
uh...

2631
01:56:05,640 --> 01:56:08,640
actually i think i'm just going to be in today's episode is two in the morning

2632
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:10,560
and i have to be at work in

2633
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:11,880
six hours

2634
01:56:11,880 --> 01:56:13,160
so uh...

2635
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:16,440
we will pick up a ricky sanchez's conversation with the fetch and see how

2636
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:17,320
well that goes

2637
01:56:17,320 --> 01:56:18,500
and see if smoke gets

2638
01:56:18,500 --> 01:56:22,000
next time and see if smoke gets absolutely fucking prone bone in the

2639
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:23,360
streets by jury

2640
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:25,680
uh... which is not entirely out of the question

2641
01:56:25,680 --> 01:56:27,120
jerry is crazy

2642
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:30,120
jury will match the energy uh... tit for tat

2643
01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:33,760
it is just a collection of the most unhinged characters

2644
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:37,360
oh yeah it is the most unhinged characters that we have in our campaign

2645
01:56:37,360 --> 01:56:40,880
that have all managed to meet in one crazy ass one shot so i hope you all

2646
01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:41,600
enjoyed it

2647
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:42,680
uh... we'll

2648
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:46,120
get to the third part of part one

2649
01:56:46,120 --> 01:56:51,640
of the second to the two-part full one shot

2650
01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:55,360
because we have the second we have the second one was said later because i'm

2651
01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:58,680
confused will figure out the parts right as a four-parter

2652
01:56:58,680 --> 01:56:59,320
yeah

2653
01:56:59,320 --> 01:57:01,040
yeah like the last one

2654
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:04,880
so if we just lump it all into one big part it's like we'll get into the third

2655
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:06,720
part of part one

2656
01:57:06,720 --> 01:57:10,560
and then part two will be the next to

2657
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:17,560
there's just so many but i want to say part five you know what i'm saying

2658
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:21,000
you can tell our one shot are a little bit more like just like many

2659
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:22,200
campaigns yeah

2660
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:25,880
and we have the time we have space you know it's it's it's as much as exploring

2661
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:28,560
the world that is just doing the story

2662
01:57:28,560 --> 01:57:31,560
style is a lot of like character stuff

2663
01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:34,000
uh... in this small of a format so

2664
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:37,440
it was a bit of an excellent last part of the host sometime

2665
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:38,760
eventually

2666
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:42,360
uh... thank you all for listening to another episode of table talk

2667
01:57:42,360 --> 01:58:09,280
bye bye