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Welcome back to Table Talk! I'm Maddie.
And I'm Robert.
What are we doing today, Robert?
We're doing part two of a four-parter of our Sapphire Prodigy slash Capes and Crookes fifth edition model by Criticademy one-shot.
That we forgot it was a four-parter for a little bit.
That we forgot it was a four-parter.
So the first part is a little bit more focused.
A little more quick. So we're going to do a little more dragon of the feet on this one.
I mean, we're like planning a small heist.
I mean, it's not small.
Oceans 11 are way up there, you know?
Oceans 11 with two people.
We're three-quarters of the movie is just talking about how you're going to do it.
Yeah, I'm going to bail on these sunglasses so fast.
Oh, I love this. I need to record more often.
I have a stigmatism.
This is the bits.
This is great for me.
This is goofy.
So we last left off with smoke and fetch jumping out of the window of their now abandoned...
Bodies behind them.
...twice burned out apartment that was abandoned while leaving five of Confather's goons.
Dead.
Unconscious or dead.
I killed Puffer, bitch. I slit his throat.
Right. Yeah, you did do that.
I don't think... I don't think...
I don't think Smoke killed anybody.
I think Smoke did some life stuff, but I don't think Smoke killed anybody.
I think... I think Betch did.
Yeah.
She killed... I don't think she killed anyone else.
Oh, just that guy?
I don't think... Okay, here's the thing.
Just that guy.
And like, I recognize that I'm playing a bad person.
Like, I get that.
This is the voice that you were kind of doing today at the table.
I... Apparently I was like fully slipping into this voice while we were playing our normal session.
And I don't remember this, but we record our session so we can listen back to them.
So I don't have to like, obsess over notes.
So there's evidence. I did. I just... I don't remember doing that.
So I think that's kind of like ridiculous.
Anyway, I know I'm a bad person.
I know that Betch is a bad person.
I don't think she cared to check on the other people.
Like...
I mean, Smoke didn't either.
I think it's kind of a toss up.
Maybe she hit him a little too hard and they hit their head.
It's like, you're on death saving throws.
I'm not sticking around to see how it comes out, you know?
Yeah.
Puffer bitch had his neck slit though.
So, you know...
Yeah, Puffer bitch probably died.
If he comes back from that, good for him. I'll do it again.
Awesome death saving throws behind the screen real quick and see if he lives.
Maybe he'll come back.
I'll do it again.
Maybe he'll come back.
Yeah, I'll do it again.
He's not coming back.
Okay.
I'm rolling with disadvantage because he had his fucking throat slit, right?
Yeah.
I mean, does he breathe out of his mouth because he's like a fish?
Out of his mouth?
You mean his gills?
Or like...
His gills?
Yeah, well, I slit his neck.
Yeah, his gills would still be on his neck.
I didn't like slit all the way around.
Oh, you just hit his Adam's apple?
Like, what is you?
I mean, like, I...
Why am I...
I don't know if you want to get into the intricacies of...
You were talking about how we want to be monetized eventually
and this doesn't feel like a monetizable conversation.
Did he live?
I'll do it again.
We might have a new villain.
That's all I'm saying.
I'll do it again.
We might have a new villain for the villains.
I'll do it again.
Let me kill him.
I'm not going to roll for everybody else.
I did try to intentionally kill him.
Puffer, Puffer, bitch, man, still might be alive.
He's alive.
I know the faces that you made.
He might be alive.
I know the faces.
He might not be alive.
That's a great backstory for all villains, right?
You killed me, Naden.
I'll kill him.
So, um, Smoking Fetch at this point need to, one, figure out what the job that they're
supposed to be.
If you haven't listened to part one, what are you doing?
Listen to part one.
None of this is going to make sense.
Um, but if you have, then you know that Fetch and Smok, Smoking Fetch need to now figure
out what the job is because they either killed or severely maimed all of the goons.
No questions were asked.
It was just hands off rip because they both were at the top of initiative.
Um, I also said at the beginning of the fight, I need to hit something right now.
So this was cathartic for me.
Yeah.
Catharsis doesn't really equal competency on a job though.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, sometimes it does.
Yeah, but in this case, it very much didn't.
So now they're going to the only other person that they know that kind of knows codfather
because they just killed five of his guys.
I deal with.
And then there's a guy who apparently, uh, smoke has also had some interactions within
the past.
Yeah.
Fucking bitch.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, it is broad daylight.
They both have one point of exhaustion as they are exhausted.
They have been partying and playing for the last probably 18 hours.
And then they entered a combat and, uh, smoke took a lot of damage and is still in the
middle, not at full.
Um, so they're in a rough place.
They also don't have a house now.
Well, yeah.
Whoopsie.
Um, do you, smoke just left.
Do you make any attempt to put anything in a, in a duffel?
Um, yeah.
Well, first of all, I'm going to put clothes on because I'm still in my rage.
That's crazy how you followed him right out of the building now.
Wait, what?
You followed him right out of the building.
I thought you just said, do I take time?
At the end.
It was a trick question.
You didn't.
You are stuck in rape clothes.
Do you know how many times, you all don't know this, how many times I, while playing
D&D, my character has ended up stuck in the either dumbest fucking outfit or like next
to nothing for the longest time.
That's not a choice that I make, by the way.
Well, it's, I'm like, I'm going to wear this for like a session and then I'm like, can
I change and you're like dog when, and I'm like, this valid though, like, when are you
taking the time?
No, it's like, it's a good point.
The amount of times that I've been stuck in like the worst is bad.
It's bad.
We're stuck in rape pasties.
They're not even like real.
They're constructs like.
It is going to end up flashing somebody at some point.
Somebody's going to end up hitting the pasties.
It's just going to break.
Probably.
I will fuck.
It's six in the morning.
It is six in the morning.
You all are in tattered ass.
I mean, he's got holes all over his clothing because he got hit with a shotgun four times.
Yeah.
So he got shot.
Neither of you are doing great.
Do we want to get like an Uber?
I don't know if an Uber will like pick us up.
We can try.
Okay, this is do a tech check for Spokane.
This is a long walk.
Okay.
I'm not.
I have disadvantage.
We have exhaustion.
You're right.
Thank you.
You fuck me over all the time.
Wow.
You said disadvantage.
We have exhaustion.
Yeah.
I want to be honest.
I hope you fucking.
So the first one was a 17 plus one, which was an 18.
And then the second one, because somebody decided to remind me that we have ability disadvantage
was a natty one.
We're getting run over.
No, I think he's just calling the wrong people.
I try to call it over.
I'm going to know I'm not even calling it a new one.
I'm trying to like get a ride.
I'm like, oh my God.
Yeah, cool.
How much is that going to be?
He's got to be some kind of a consequence on a net one, right?
We get run over.
Maybe he just, I'm trying to decide how fucked I want it to be.
And his, his hazy exhaustion, right?
And his little tiny baby brain that's just been burned out from having been shot.
It's just going to fuck up him or fuck up me too.
Four to five times in a row.
And pieces are still slotting back in there.
And he thinks what he, what he hits, like what he, like the app that he pulls up is,
is Uber, like his lift is a ride sharing service.
And what he pulls up is a line to Godfather's guys and ends up sending them something instead.
What did he send them?
That's a great question.
It's a natural one.
Our location?
I mean, you got to write, you got to share location to get an Uber, right?
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah, so after about five or so minutes, a super swanked out, basically floating Cadillac
pulls up and the door's open.
So it goes, that's all right.
Did you pay for like fucking premium?
Yeah, I think I got like an Uber X or something.
That's expensive though.
Can I do an insight check?
Yeah, give me an insight check with disadvantage.
I'm aware.
Okay.
It could be worse.
An 11.
Better than a fucking one.
This is just a really nice Uber.
There's nobody in the backseat.
Why did you like spring for this?
There's no one in the backseat.
It's just a really nice blacked out car.
It's fucking nice.
I guess.
Smoke goes, hey man, are you complaining?
I'm not complaining.
Let's hop in.
I don't know where the fucking funds are coming from.
It's just robbed like a lot of people.
Yeah, we did.
So you know, it's on them tonight, I guess.
Fair enough.
Cool.
You're a smoke hop.
In the car.
And there's a little divider.
This is like a fully tacked, like a professional taxi service.
And there's a little divider that's already down.
Cool.
You all hop in the car, doors shut, locks click, and you all are off.
Why the door?
Why the locks click?
You gotta try and link up.
Hey smoke, why the locks click?
He goes, what do you mean?
What do you mean the locks click?
He's gonna try and open the door.
Can I also?
Yeah, with disadvantage.
I've got these tools.
Can I use those?
With disadvantage.
Holy shit.
Okay, I'm fine with that.
So that's going to be with disadvantage.
That's gonna be a 17.
Sure.
You all are about 300 feet in the air when you manage to clock the door open.
This guy is ripping through Sapphire City.
I don't think this is an Uber.
He goes, what do you mean?
What do you mean you don't think this is an Uber?
I mean, I called the guy.
I sent the, what do you mean?
I can't see up front.
Pull the partition down.
Okay, he's gonna attempt to pull the partition down, I guess.
Okay, he pulls the partition down.
Wait, this is a man.
I rolled two 920s in a row.
He, he like, fucking snakes his little gashes fingers through the tiny little crevice in
between the partition and the top of the car and like pops a lock and then pulls it down.
And it's fully two large half fish, half men in the front seat with large guns laid across
the last fucking smoke like puts his head through the partition and like his elbows
inside.
He goes, howdy fellas.
It's a bright and sunny morning in Sapphire City.
What are you two doing here?
They both kind of turn around for a second with like a side eye.
Did you leave the door open?
Like is the door still open?
Like I closed it.
Oh, okay.
I unlocked it.
I didn't open it.
Okay, okay.
I'm just curious.
I just don't like being locked or caged in a situation.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
I don't know if you picked up my vibes.
He, one of the, one of the larger guys on the right who's sitting in the passenger side
immediately puts his hand on his very large gun and kind of grips it tighter for a second
and he goes, hey man, sit down.
He's sitting, sitting like a free taxi service.
Smoke what did he say?
He said that he's really glad to have picked us up in that we are a wonderful passenger.
He's asking what his rating is.
Because I don't see any bottles of water back here.
I'm kind of thirsty.
He goes, hey man, do you guys have any bottles?
I'm going to roll over his face with this.
You said you're not going to make him a don't ask.
Yeah.
Oh my God, I rolled two twos in a row.
I give the help action.
So I just rolled the one and I still get it too.
Oh, right.
Right.
Gang, it's bad.
It's plus persuasion to 12 of those.
We are still 14.
He can't roll bad on persuasion genuinely.
Still a 14.
The guy goes, hey man, why don't you sit the fuck down and maybe I won't blow you a guy
damn head off and then we'll talk about bottles of water.
Yeah?
Hey, hey, hey, listen, I thought we were friends here.
I just thought I'd call the noober.
What about a mint?
Do they have a mint?
I don't know.
Fetch.
Do you want to ask him?
Do you want to get up in here in this partition and ask him?
I don't know what's happening up there.
No, that's OK.
That's fine.
Smoke fuck it, sits back in the seat and crosses her.
He goes, why don't you get up there in the partition and ask the large fish man with
a gun for a mint?
I get to talk to him.
Yeah, you get to talk to him.
Fetch.
I get to make my decisions.
Yeah, you can make your decisions.
I'm popping my head up.
Cool, man.
Do you say anything?
I'm going to wave first.
Do I recognize either of them as people that I've seen in the previous night?
Nope.
Where you taking us?
I thought my friend over here, I was apparently a fucking dumbass called an uber.
Would you mind dropping us off down the block?
The guy on the passenger or in the driver's seat at this point, he turns to the side and
goes, yeah, your friend actually called the personal cellphone number of cod father that
he was given in case of emergency.
Quite some years ago, actually, when he was doing some work.
You fucking did this.
He spoke, hey, listen, I just, I had a phone number in my phone and I think she's fully
still facing forward and just like kicks a leg to the side.
So, Karna goes, but good news is, despite the fact that this is a personal offense because
nobody calls Mr. Cod Father's personal cellphone number, it turns out you dumb fucks are working
a job and didn't get any of the information from our boys that you killed at your place.
So we're going to take you somewhere where they can give you that information.
Are you mad at us?
Free of charge.
The driver goes, I don't personally care.
I thought they were schmucks myself, but.
What do you call him?
Kept calling me a bit.
Yeah, my friend over here in the passenger seat though really didn't give a shit.
So why don't you sit down?
We're like, like fucking seatbelt rules or some shit.
Guy in the passenger seat like fucking slides the, oh my God, it's called a slide, right
on the shotgun.
Yeah.
He fucking does the thing with the slide fully and is like, how would you.
Fun.
Can you give me.
You want, okay.
I want this to be known.
Give me a charisma check with this advantage.
I am not normally this type of player.
We decided to be like this for this character.
This was discussed beforehand that I was going to be a bitch.
How much was it?
Charisma with disadvantage.
And 11.
Cool.
He pulls up his shotgun and sticks it in the partition like the barrel directly in your
face.
I'll be nice.
Do what you want to do.
No.
Do what you want to do.
That's okay.
It'll be fine.
I shouldn't stab anyone while we're in the.
I'll sit down.
I'll be like, ooh, testy.
I sit back down.
You say ooh, testy.
No.
No, it's okay.
No, I say it like under my breath quietly.
We can't hear.
Roll perception.
No, not you, him.
Can you give me a slant of handshake with disadvantage please?
Okay.
It was a 15 and a 19 that I rolled.
So it's going to be an 18.
Um, you hear him unbuckle his seatbelt as you go to sit back down.
Smell goes, hey, fetch.
What the fuck do you say up there?
I didn't say anything.
You fully hear the guy like turn around as he starts to like get his shotgun fully through
the partition and aims it directly in your corner.
You roll initiative for me.
Do I have to?
Yes.
Okay.
He looks to the guy next to him.
He goes, just keep flying fucking straight.
I'm going to take care of this.
Disadvantage.
17.
With disadvantage?
Yes.
Okay.
That's not bad.
I got a 16.
So we're all on behalf of the fish guys.
So there's a driver.
He got a seven.
And holy mother of fuck, the guy that has the shotgun got a natural 20.
Um, cool.
He.
He looks over his friend and fucking he goes, he goes, hey man, just fucking fly straight
on my take care of this one sticks to shotgun all the way through the partition and fires
back to back.
Um, what's your AC?
Oh, 15.
When combat music starts.
15.
Smell goes, what the fuck did you say?
One hits, one misses.
Okay.
Um, can I sit?
I don't want to make it one shoot at.
I was gonna say that is a crazy choice of that.
I don't want to do that seems like something fetch would do.
It seems like something fetch would do right.
Hey, you're playing the other player character technically.
So this moment where players are talking to other players is this commitment we're making
because I don't want to make this commitment.
Maybe this is the commitment that you're making.
I think smoke has a history of being an enabler.
So if this is what you want to do, this is what you want to do.
I mean, do we want to fall?
Do you mean I can fly dog?
I can turn into a cloud and be chill.
So I cannot.
If you want to follow you want to follow and all I'm saying I don't want to fall.
That's what I'm asking you.
Live your best life.
Dog, back me the fuck up.
Live your best life.
Okay.
Um, I don't want to do this.
Sounds like you do.
It sounds like you really do.
Go ahead.
Make him shoot his friend.
Let me pull up shotgun stats really quick.
I don't want to do this.
Fine.
As a reaction, this is before my turn.
I don't want to do this.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's fun.
Anything for the content, right?
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to use projectile transfer and I'm going to make a portal and the one that
hits me is going to.
I want to take the job.
Can I make it hit him?
Um, and I think you have to make it hit another does say attack a different creature.
A different creature.
Please different creature.
It hits the fucking driver and I'm going to turn to smoke and I'm going to say.
What do I say?
Um, I need to find health for this guy.
Give me just a second.
I didn't want to do this.
That's all right.
You don't have to worry about it.
I feel like I am a player who like I have initiated combat so many times and it just
been like, please don't.
He's alive.
Um, you open a portal as this guy fucking barrel stuffs you in the face and you just
fucking nope.
And it fully hits the other guy on the side and he goes, what the fuck and fully just
jerks the wheel.
Oh my God, he missed.
Uh, can I make a big shot of buddy accidentally?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Sure.
Give me a fucking deception check within disadvantage.
Can we not cancel that out because this is cool?
We cannot cancel it out because this is cool.
We're exhausted.
That's the point of the fucking rolling in.
I've been rolling decently today or not.
Um, okay.
Um, does he get disadvantaged on his perception because he just got shot point blank?
He's not rolling perception.
He's going to roll to see if he's got control of the vehicle, Madison.
Oh.
And he's going to roll this with disadvantage as he just took a shotgun blast to the side.
Um, this is going to be a dexterity saving throw.
With disadvantage.
Okay.
That's not bad.
Okay.
Um, he manages to keep the fucking car only jerks mildly in the sky as you all are fucking
throwed with inside of the cabin.
Um, catch a little bit of air for a second and then the guys just fucking gushing blad
down to the side.
He goes, how did you fucking miss?
How did you miss?
I'm down.
I'm fucking no man.
She's got magic or some shit.
I'm on the floor in between the car seats and like, just fucking slide, just reloads
and fucking slides again.
I'm full.
I haven't even taken my turn yet.
I'm going to turn the smoke and be like, um, oh my God.
He's going to take his free object interaction and latch to partition clothes.
He's done.
Fuck you.
He's done.
We did this.
He's just going to get a reload.
Like, okay.
Okay.
He's got a free action, close the partition bonus action for his weapon.
I thought he was just done.
No, he's going to, you can't, you don't have line of sight.
So right.
And there's a partition that latches.
I don't need line of, never mind.
You know, you line of sight to what?
I was going to say in my head, roll down the window and lean out the car.
That's what you want to do, man.
Um, cool.
It's your go.
And then smoke and then the driver.
I smoke.
Smoke is just like fucking in the back of the cab like this, just like keeping his hands
that he goes, what the fuck did you say?
I said, what did you say?
I literally, I literally said, oh, testy.
That's like, I with the shotgun, who's friend you just killed.
He's not dead.
Oh, wait, the guy back.
Yeah.
No, he is dead.
Um, who am I in a car with?
He's like fully looking around.
He's like, how do I get the fuck out of this?
You know what?
Hey, I got the door.
No, you shut up.
You said this.
Why do I let you speak?
I unlocked the door.
Where are you going to run?
I'm asking you if you want to bail.
Where are you going?
Well, we bail.
Right.
Where are you bailing?
Because what I can do that keeps me from hitting the ground and turning into mush, that
requires me to turn into a nice little gash's form.
I thought you could fly.
No, I don't fucking fly.
Can you not fly?
No, I can't fly.
Fuck.
Dumbass, I turn into a cloud of smoke.
Um.
I don't even know my name.
Sit.
Uh, you go.
Fuck.
Um.
What do you do something?
Can I lean out the window and see any buildings?
Um.
Sure.
Uh, give me a perception check.
With disadvantage.
I know.
I fucking know.
With disadvantage.
I'm aware.
Cool.
Um.
Perception, 19.
Um, there are a handful of buildings not that are close.
Um, I mean, you are flying like through the middle of the city.
How close?
I mean, like if you swerve left or right, you'll hit a building.
Are they within 120 feet?
Oh, sorry, 180 feet.
I'll find that out.
Roll some percentile this.
I'm a runner.
No.
I'm not even close.
Smoke's not going to trust me if I just say, hey, trust me.
Probably not.
Yeah.
You started into a cloud, buddy.
Smoke, please.
Yeah.
Smoke, please.
What?
Please just trust me.
I what?
Trust me.
I don't.
I you are one of the least trustworthy people I've met in my entire life.
I love you to death.
Truly.
I would not trust you to do anything.
I know, I know.
But when have I?
Okay.
We're being shot in the back of a car and that's solely because you decided that you
were going to smart off to the guy whose friend you just stabbed.
Hey, you know you're my number one.
Come on, trust me.
And I'm going to number one my way into a cloud.
Like that's all I'm saying.
Please.
Take a turn.
Like, please, I need you to trust me before I take my turn.
Otherwise you're going to hit me.
Do what you got to do.
Cool.
Do what you got to do.
That's what we're doing.
Do what you got to do.
I want you to just fucking trust me.
Do what you got to do.
I'm going to open up the car door.
I'm going to grab smoke.
I told you to fucking trust me.
Just fucking trust me.
Okay?
Can't get a persuasion check.
16.
Fine.
He doesn't fight you.
Fine.
I'm grabbing him and we are diving out the car.
Trust me.
Okay.
I can't say when have I ever let you down.
But like.
Right now.
I know.
Right now.
Cool.
It's supposed to turn.
I guess.
Just trust me.
I'm so trustworthy.
You are free falling 300 feet in the air in the middle of a metropolitan area.
Yes, we are.
Surrounded by high rise buildings.
There are people on the street.
There are other cars flying around you all.
Honestly, it'll be a miracle if you don't get hit by somebody else flying.
So.
Ha.
I'm going to go get a ride.
I'm going to get hit by somebody else flying.
So.
Can I see a surface within 180 feet of me?
Probably the front of another car.
Is there another surface?
Probably the front of another car.
You are on the equivalent of a highway.
Okay.
No.
Not at your height.
There's no road below you.
What do you mean there's no road below me?
Like eventually there's a road.
Especially there's like the floor.
People don't drive on the road.
They drive in the air.
Yeah.
So I'm waiting to like.
You want to free fall until you can see the ground.
And then we're teleporting.
Okay.
Um.
I'm going to roll a wisdom saving throw on behalf of smoke.
I will tell him my plan.
And this is just going to determine whether or not he's going to hit gashes form off the
bat, like off rip.
Um, or if he's going to do literally anything else.
He's going to hit.
So let me go to his wisdom saves.
He's got exhaustion.
My guy is not thinking clearly.
He just trusts his buddy.
We'll say if he's, if he rolls low, he'll, he'll hang out.
If he rolls low, he'll hang out.
He's got a plus three to this.
He loves me actually.
We're best friends.
Yeah.
Sure.
He rolled low as buck.
He got an eight.
Um, he's hanging out.
I guess what else do I have?
I guess I could shoot the car.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Hmm.
That stresses me out.
Stresses me out.
I think you don't have to.
So I'm like, yeah, but I should.
I didn't want this to turn around and try to hit us.
Are they?
You think the guy that just stuck a shock.
This is Robert.
Oh.
I think the guy that did, that was willing to turn around in his own car and put a shotgun
through the partition and fire twice, which is probably put a nice hole in the cars, not
willing to then tell his partner to turn around.
I guess that's fair.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
This is all your fault actually.
Cause you got a nat one.
Oh yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
Now that I think about it, that's actually super valid.
So saying trust me, be like, hey, you got it.
Hey, let me get us out of this.
How?
How far, you know what?
No, he, he failed that.
Um, he's not thinking clearly at all.
Do not use the thing.
You know, you know what?
Can't fly if it doesn't have an engine.
You are a villain as well.
And I want that to be known.
I'm going to, I'm going to roll another wisdom saving tone to see just how bad.
So he's got two spells.
He's got.
He's got a good one.
And I want to,
if you know what fifth edition is, you know, disintegrates a crazy spell.
He's definitely aiming for one of the four like thrusters on either corner, like the
equivalent of tires to keep it in the air.
If they lose one, they go down.
Uh, fun fact, if you hit a medium size or large size object, it disintegrates the object.
So the other spell that he's thinking of is explosion and lobbing it in the now open
car door.
Both are fun.
One's just like, that's, that's a big spell to use in this moment.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if we want to use that.
So he's going to roll with disadvantage, uh, either way.
Well, with one, with explosion, you don't have to roll to hit.
So.
Got to take a nap or get those.
He's going to, he's going to do a perception check, uh, with disadvantage.
Yeah.
Of course he is.
Well, let's do wisdom first.
Well, the high explosion, low to scenic rate.
Okay.
It was a natural 20, but he rolls disadvantage.
This is, this is still 17.
So a high is, we're, we're doing explosion and we're not going quite as far as scenic
rate.
So now we're not going to do a perception check with disadvantage to see if he can see the
inside of the car just to get it in.
Okay.
Uh, yeah, he can do it.
Cool.
Uh, each creature within a 20 foot radius sphere centered on that point must make a dexterity
saving throw.
Target takes eight D six fired damage on a failed saver, half as much on a successful,
uh, save the fire spreads around corners and ignites flammable objects that aren't worn
or carried, um, or and, and ones that are also worn and carried and six of them.
Yeah.
So he's going to lob that in the car as you all are free falling because fuck getting
it in midair.
I'm not playing that game.
I have no health as it is.
I cannot afford to be hit by a car.
Right.
I forgot he's two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I'm like, when do I, uh, eight.
Roll this over this way.
We'll have to do like a bonus video and go over a dice.
That's not bad.
Um, 11.
Well, let's do this six.
So that's going to be 12, 14, 16, 20, 25, 28, 30, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40,
41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 41, 31, 31, 31, 31 fire damage.
Um, which is enough to kill them both.
He, as you all are free falling as the state in the car and hit them 32 health.
We could have gotten a new car too.
I'm sorry.
32 damage.
32 damage was exactly enough to kill the both.
They have 32 health.
Yeah.
These are the like level, level three, level four goons.
We could have.
Yep.
We could have gotten a new car, but instead we are now free falling in the middle of a
highway lighting the inside of a car on fire, effectively turning both of the drivers into
ash.
So anyone not watching is missing a great show.
You all are falling.
Um, it, uh, very fast.
I'm not a math person.
So yeah, you all are falling very quickly in the middle of a highway with a bunch of
other flying cars.
Smoke has opted not to turn into gaseous form and has instead decided that his best course
of action is to kill the people that are trying to kill you all before they can do it first,
which we did.
So as you all are falling, he puts his hands together and generates a very large ball of
like orange, red glowing smoke and then kind of like takes a second with it.
Like he's just kind of like throwing a football and with his finger, he's like trying to parse
out where it's going to go.
A little to the left, little to the left.
Yeah.
You're like trying to fucking able.
He's like, I fucking got this man.
And then just throws it and it perfectly sales straight through the car door.
Oh, don't say that.
We had it that out for real.
Legit, I'm not comfortable with that airing.
I didn't think about that.
Not the flying vehicle.
I didn't think about that.
I just needed to be really clear where that is because we got to edit that out.
That's not okay.
This massive writhing ball of hot smoke and flame sales directly into the back of the
car.
I can't get over that.
The back of the car and lands in the backseat.
The fucking guy pulls down the partition and sticks the shotgun through.
He goes, you motherfucker, and then it just fucking goes off.
And both forms are completely disintegrated as broiling hot smoke washes over them.
They turn into ash.
The car is scorched on the inside and it just fucking, you all watch as just a puff
of black smoke comes out of the car and then it just starts to go fucking down.
Such a wildly different energy than our previous one shot.
Oh yeah.
Crazy difference.
And it's just fucking, it's just sailing through.
I'm going to roll to see if it hits another car on the way down because I think that's
fun.
Low it does, high it doesn't.
It's going to roll flat.
It's low.
This blacked out fucking mobster's car that is now has these roiling black flames coming
out of it just fucking slams into another car on the way.
And now we have two cars that are both going to hit the ground that is probably three people
that at least.
And now we have the matter of you all falling.
I'm going to roll on behalf of the city to see if you get hit by a car and then it'll
be your turn.
So these buildings around us, are they like made of glass?
Yeah, made of glass.
Like I can see in a window.
Not only probably like reflective.
All of them.
Like most buildings.
Yeah, perception check with disadvantage.
If I could install double disadvantage I would.
I know that you would.
You're falling.
You already are exhausted.
I'm trying to, we're trying to look in a fucking cubicle.
Free fall in the middle of buildings.
Low a car is there.
17.
High a car is not there.
Within one more turn after this you will be within range to TV into a building.
So you need to survive one more turn.
And low there's a car here this turn.
Is it my turn?
Like in combat I want to heal.
In a minute.
Okay.
There is a car.
Cool.
There was a very nice sports car that is hot red that is sailing through the highway.
Maximum speed thrusters fully fucking horizontal that is just literally a turd away from making
contact with the both of you.
If you all get hit by this you will take a lot of damage and will be spending the rest
of the one side on the hospital as opposed to completing the mission.
Now we move to your turn.
I'm going to teleport us.
Anywhere, anywhere else.
Just pick a direction.
Yeah.
Like down preferably.
Or like I would like to teleport us close enough to a building where I could see inside.
Yeah.
You can like teleport yourself in that direction.
There are still vehicles.
I'm bringing him with me.
Sure.
Yeah.
He's fine with that.
He's not going to contest that.
At this point she's also a funny image to be like falling through the sky.
I'm going to roll another dice.
She at this point.
Same thing for a car this time I'll roll with disadvantage.
I think she fully has her like arms like this like under his shoulders.
What the fuck happened dog?
What did you do?
There's another car.
Where did you I heard it hit metal.
What happened?
Yeah.
I got roll off.
It's a.
A natural one.
So you are you going to heal smoke and also teleport.
Yes.
Okay.
Can you heal?
I don't know how much health he's got.
Before we die.
Please.
Does the car count as an attack against us?
Sure.
Okay.
We can dodge that then.
We both have tactical advantage.
I'm going to roll initiative on behalf of the car by the way.
That feels appropriate right.
What is this car that's about to kill us?
This one is just like like a soccer mom and a van.
Yeah.
Give me a perception check when you're done healing just to see who's in the car.
Go ahead and do it now.
Disadvantage.
That one.
I don't I'm not rolling again.
I mean I can but like you did that dog.
What does it not one in this case look like?
I can't see.
I don't know.
I think it means you're not going to be able to react to the car if I had to guess.
This is just come on.
Yeah.
You're a little hyper fixated on getting to the building.
You've been shot at.
He heals for 40.
Yeah baby I'm a full let's go.
Thank you.
I'm not.
Smoke's going to roll perception to see if he notices the car now that you all have
teleported with this.
It's not a natural one.
He sees the car.
This car true to its exterior is filled with a middle aged woman probably a mother.
You can't really see what's in the back but considering it's a minivan there's a chance
that their children you know they exist in this world unfortunately.
So what can smoke do?
Tell me those are car please.
This is not where I wanted this to go.
I was trying to know what I'm saying.
No it's fun though right.
It's going to let me get hit by a car.
I wanted shenanigans yeah.
He's going to let me get hit by a car.
I'm going to tell you right now I am at 62 health.
He doesn't have a reaction.
If this counts as an attack I'm taking a reaction.
Can't see it.
That's what the natural.
The reaction doesn't say you have to see it.
He says when an attack is made against you.
Know what it says.
Oh boy.
All right.
My options.
My options folks.
I have gaseous form which would save me.
I have explosion.
I could blow up the car with a woman and potentially get in it.
Care wounds.
That's not going to do anything for me.
Scorching ray again.
Same option.
I can just beam her through the window and then I don't have to worry about being hit
because she's going down.
Wall of fire same thing.
Energy sphere same thing.
Hold person same thing.
Hello same thing.
Fainting strike.
I have to be hit.
I can move out of the way.
He ray same thing.
Powerfully again I can move out of the way.
You can't tactical advantage same thing.
So my options are hit the car.
Hit the driver of the car or leave fetch midair and bail out of the situation.
So there are three different options here.
None of them are great.
I'm a rule another wisdom to say with disadvantage.
I feel like the worst option is self preservation.
So I'll say that's five or below self self preservation.
He's dipping.
He's bailing.
We'll say somewhere in the range of like six very different.
He's going for the driver 13 and above he'll go for the car.
I wrote to 10 to the row.
What's his wisdom say please be a blustery.
Please be a blustery.
Please be okay.
I think I was supposed to raise off the car.
So I have a leaf.
We're not killing the kids.
We can't say that.
What do I hit.
Well in my head what do I do.
Maybe like one of the thrusters to make it go like sideways.
Yeah that's I just got a hope that girl knows how to drive.
What am I saying this.
I know the consequences.
I said them.
You wearing sunglasses goofy as fuck.
I'm sorry.
I love it though.
I know you do so much better.
I have the world's worst stigmatism.
I have a stigmatism as well.
I think you should go to an eye doctor.
I just got eye insurance.
I can do that.
Use it three rays.
I think we're just going to scorching ray which is actually a really solid spell and
try and hit.
See I'm almost thinking maybe it's better to hit two of them instead of one.
Yeah.
There's like no good option here.
No this is all bad.
I'm trying to be real creative with it too and there's just like no option.
There's nothing bad gang.
Okay take the dash action jump landed an occupied area.
Dex saving throw.
They move five feet back.
Could you grapple me and then.
Yeah I think I think that's an action now and I need something else to move.
I mean we're already.
I'm we're falling in the air.
Yeah but we're already connected.
How am I moving us.
You said you have like the leap thing.
Oh okay.
You so I think that you could argue if you're like yeah.
I feel like we probably probably grappled.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah I won't roll anything for that.
I grabbed you motherfucker.
Give me a strength saving throw.
I feel like that's good for this.
I would elect to fail this.
I know this is to hold on bud.
Oh.
What the fuck.
What's you get.
17.
Fantastic you hold on.
I'm fucking in there.
Smoke is going to take the at willpower powerful leap take the dash action jump and can land
in an occupied area or unoccupied.
There's the rest of this is I can do damage to people which is just kind of a cool thing
that he can do in the game.
I'm not doing that.
I'm just yeah smoke fully just basically the the bottoms of his feet start spewing smoke
and he just kind of like pushes you all in a different direction closer to one of the
buildings and you just barely manage to sort of out of the way of this woman who's just
like fucking mind your business.
Fucking shocked.
I don't know if she's going to be absolutely face a horror as she watches the two of you
all just fucking smoke past her.
I'm going to roll a dexterity saving throw for hers and she can't fucking see anything
now.
Okay she's chilling.
Okay good.
Yeah no no crash there.
Okay that's good.
So can I see in a fucking window.
This is our last option our last chance for another vehicle to appear.
Like really dodge and death here window please Robert.
Can I get a perception you rat fuck.
I can't perception check please.
You suck so bad.
It's not a nady one 16.
Cool.
There is one final vehicle in true leapfrog style that you must avoid.
I'm going to roll initiative for the car if it rolls higher than you.
Hey good luck getting crazy.
Are we getting crazy.
I feel like we've been crazy.
Cool.
What does the driver look like.
What was your your initiative.
I don't remember what I need you to remember.
I don't need you to attempt to remember.
16.
I don't know.
Okay it goes after you.
Okay.
What does the driver look like.
Give me a description.
I know that's a weird question.
Yeah that is a crazy question.
It makes sense.
I have like jury I guess he is he's a blonde hair blue eyed college aged white man who's
driving the most shitty fucking college owned car.
Is there anyone else in the car.
It looks like it's just him.
Cool.
I'm grabbing smoke and because I can see in the window to see him we are going to teleport
into the car.
Oh I asked if we would do a power check.
This is also with this advantage just to be clear.
I fucking figure just to be clear.
13 13 is enough.
Cool.
You all fucking teleport your way into like this shitty fucking Toyota Corolla on on jet
thrusters and guy fucking screams is you all driving.
What the fuck.
Who the fuck are you.
I'll explain.
What the fuck are you doing in my car.
Driving or give me the wheel.
I'm trying to decide if he has a gun.
Is this the city where people have guns.
I mean.
He's got a gun.
I don't have a gun.
The character.
Hey, Oscar.
Baby holy shit.
He's got a gun.
I don't want to kill you man.
He's going to roll initiative.
He's going to go.
He raises in the center console.
He pulls out a small handgun and he's just fucking waving at it.
Two of you is he's like what the fuck.
Who the fuck are you.
I'm a gun.
I am hungover as fuck.
Put the gun down.
Can I get an intimidation check with disadvantage.
With disadvantage.
Because now I just get to say at the rest of the session until they sleep.
I do enough drugs to offset it.
Don't do that.
This is a PSA kids.
What am I doing intimidation.
Don't do drugs.
I don't have a plus intimidation.
Yeah you're just rolling with a disadvantage.
30 10.
I almost said 30 10 and I was like that doesn't matter.
10.
Yeah.
I was not trying to intimidate.
I was just speaking.
Hey looks you up and down.
My tits are out.
Yep you are just fucking construct over nips.
Your clothes are shot to shit.
It's all bad.
And he's just like what get the fuck out of the car.
Like what do I have to say it again.
And what are you gonna fucking do.
Not glad.
No.
Go ahead Madison.
No.
Give in.
No.
I'm like fucking Palpatine over here.
Give in Madison.
It's fun living on that side.
I think she's fully going to.
So I'm trying to decide where they teleported into the car whether they went into the back
seat or the passenger seat.
I might have to buy a back seat.
If you're teleporting together right.
Yeah okay.
So in the back seat it's fully like getting the fuck off smoke and is leaning forward towards
he's gesturing the gun.
And you pull a volt.
No I'm not doing that.
I am going to grab the gun.
I'm not trying to take it out of his hands I'm just holding it.
And I'm going to say.
He fires.
Cool.
Okay.
And the gun bullet fucking whizzes right past your head and goes out of the back window.
I am unblinking staring like in shatters.
You put your hand on the barrel of the gun right.
I grabbed the gun I did not put my hand over the barrel.
Where are you grabbing the gun Madison.
I am like okay so pretend you're holding a gun.
I am grabbing the gun.
Oh okay you're like grabbing around his hand.
Yes.
Okay not the top of it around his hand.
Okay.
I would specify if I was grabbing the barrel.
Okay.
I'm going to grab his hand and just like it's it's exhaustion at this point.
I mean literally right.
Yeah it's I have.
I'm not a super.
So are you fucking psycho.
Yeah.
Grab a guy's gun.
Yes.
Do you want to know how many my body count from today.
Or do you want to keep you like how many people you've like had sex with I don't think
that's relevant here I think you should just really get out of the car is killed.
Give me another intimidation check we'll call a flat.
No disadvantage.
Okay.
22.
It's not bad.
It's right about this point that smoke fucking sits up.
uh... his hair is just fucking blown all over the guy damn place and he fucking
just imagining him being like laid out of the back seat just like
yeah basically
he fucking if you're like in between on on the console he like kind of comes
around the left side of the fucking drivers uh... like just kind of put his
arms around the guy like this is just like hey man this is really not the day
i think you should just
you should just let her do what she wants to do is that really hate to be on
the opposite side of that right now
god damn
cool
the he's on the
he goes
yes sure whatever man and that's
can't it's puts the gun back in the console
you like a lot we have to worry about the i'm not listen i just want to go home
if you all can just tell me where i can drop you off at i don't know if you
ever existed
smoke is and that's that's great actually if you could do you think you
could drop us by at the gas station on the way actually i'm fucking lovely oh
my god yeah if you take us to like a seven eleven or something man they'd be
killer
yeah can i have the ox
he goes yeah sure
second puts on pairing them the blue
oh my god fucking smoke just lays out in the backseat
i didn't think that we were like exchanging
names like
it wouldn't that make me
uh... more fine like a narco if we'd like you know
okay at this is i'm not in health
hostage that often so i don't know what the protocol is yeah but you
you
you threatened me and i feel like that maybe is a hostage thing
now
it was more like
i was in a threat that was just i'm letting you know my circumstances today
okay
i'm just being matter of fact i'm not trying to do anything
smoke is yeah you should have seen you should have seen when she was being a
romantic act we got shot at earlier in the back of the car he goes shot at
it's fine is this the second time he goes actually within twenty four hours
this is like the six or seven time believe it or not yeah only one of us
got hit though
he's like little student ideas like hanging up unlike this uh... rearview
mirror and fucking smoke leans for them fucking ganks it off the thing he knows
thomas
so
that's the name and
rep the ass name he goes listen i
just trying to go back to my house
you don't have to say my name that's okay
i don't know yours
i totally forgot what she said earlier he goes thomas listen
you're gonna be okay
and clap on the yeah just fucking hand and so he goes listen you're gonna be
okay
i just need you to drop us off at a gas station
she'll
be fine
mostly
uh... we just almost got it by my behavior three cars
and been shot at six or seven times you're truly bottom of the barrel right
now and that's exactly where you want to be with us yeah you're not on our
checklist
thomas is just fucking straight as a board man guys rigidities it's like
driving straight
what kind of music do you like thomas it's okay i thought you were taking a
hux
i was just as i'm just curious i'm just making conversation i mean we got a
car right ahead of us
you seem like a nice guy
boy
uh...
cool several
painful minutes pass is you all are just like you and a thomas and he's just
not
forking over is the app
i'd rather not
uh... eventually you all pull up to a gas you can like a brain gas station
there's never a gas station here because you know need to get a little convenient
stores really no need for gas anymore so
uh... he dropped off at a convenience store
somewhere
i don't know where the fuck you'll have
i'm hoping that we went to one in your rickies
uh...
yeah that's a great question i would have like put us as as to be dropped off
a couple blocks or like a block of sure he drops you off at a convenience store
in the front is perfect just the greatest place to be
you seem like a nice kid don't uh...
be a criminal
okay
thanks i will find you
well okay
goodbye
eight fucking zooms off man
he goes you really scared the shit out of that guy didn't even mean i did not try
to be intimidating you grab his gun
can't just grab a gas gun expect him not to be scared
it's like an unhinged thing to do
i mean like what was i supposed to do
normally you put your hands up and then you like shoot them while they're you
know
yeah but like i don't have a gun on me right now
you know like with your powers not
oh okay yeah okay
you can shoot people with life
fucking codfather instead of a god damn uber
okay
we were doing fine right up until somebody decided to smart off to the guy
who's friends we just killed
i tried to bail
yeah we did bail pretty successfully all things considered you're welcome
thank you uh... you're also welcome for being able to
unlock the fucking door and get us out
i live in the car i don't know how many times i have to say this
i don't need help getting away
you need help staying alive let's just let's make that really clear
which one of us needs more help than the other one thank you smoke it's
greatly appreciated i need to buy you a slush super welcome
now that's okay
i'm getting a slushy
of course you are
literally do anything else like make sure we were followed or you know figure
out what the fuck we're going
we're going to rickies
i just maybe we get a hotel you know like this is just one of those days
unless you want to try and crash it rickies i mean we could
that's crazy
sure will crash rickies bucket one night uh... he called right
really are you mad at me
you know maybe a fucking little that's maybe a little maybe a fucking tiny
itty bitty bit you know what maybe you know what call it a fight even yes right
i'm upset with you that's
it's okay don't worry about it i'm gonna call ricky in see if he's willing to
not only spot us some really crucial pieces of information and a gun
apparently uh... it also a place to crash okay
i have a way what i'm calling ricky i could try to really sucks hi ricky
it's called ricky
uh... and getting us five hour energy shots and anything else i think that
will help with exhaustion for sure god damn uh...
uh...
i can't yeah i can't pick this up that falling
persuasion
can i
can i stop him
persuasion he's trying to persuade him that's my thing like we have a lot of
roles
i have to roll with
disadvantage
it really is still a nineteen
to nineteen over that twenty
you hope you showed me a two
no that was twenty
you held up a two for me
yeah because there's a two right next to it i have to show you this one okay i
didn't see that you showed me just the twenty part or the two part
this is besides a point move on
some i thought you can't read it
nineteen he you're sitting there it is seven eleven point a bunch of five
of our energy drinks and shit you know such a bunch of money in my slushie
the fucking cash here goes ma'am i don't you haven't paid for that
nevermind
she's anything else today
can i help you with something
you need to call the police
no i'm okay just you like i'm okay i'm just
walk of shame
you blink three times if you need help
can i get a pack of cigarettes
yes yes you can
it's like a fucking note on it
it has a phone number on it
it fully scribbles down something on a fucking paper and then like
hands it to you when she hands the cigarette she goes if you need anything you just call that number
thank you
thank you so much that's very sweet actually i really appreciate that
i can't it's smoke pops his head and so he goes fetch bring her ass
she goes
really if you need anything you can call
smoke
my dear friend
who i love
who is nice to me is traumatizing random civilians
cool you yep you buy all your stuff walk outside
he smokes so i just had the world's greatest phone call with ricky sanchez he is expecting us
um i asked him about a place about a gun and about a map basically and he said he could supply all three
fuck yes that lady thinks you're beating me
for a fee
for a fee to be clear like this isn't like a free transaction
it's ricky sanchez
do you think we would get anything out of him for free
my guy flips packs of gum like there's nothing he wouldn't sell
information a place to stay and a gun
what you're gonna give him a game blow job
that's all you
he's your dealer
he's not pimping me out
he's your dealer
i'm not pimping anybody out i'm saying if you want a gun then you can take him to the bathroom
jesus christ
that lady thinks you're beating me by the way
uh... or traffic me one of the two of the ladies to come and sit in a day in my shoes and see just
how fucking opposite that ends up
uh... you and ricky had a new year you and smoke after rickies
i have hit you but like
do you want to do anything on the way or just
i think it's a bigger five-hour slushy
and i'd bought five-hour for him hoping that this is going to help with exhaustion at least a
little bit
yeah we'll see
give me a concept with uh... flat since we're we're no longer
well since since you have a five-hour
call it dc
natural twenty
uh...
five-hour energy does wonders
for smoke he's gonna remove one point of exhaustion so he's effectively zero is he just
downs that shit like a shot
uh... is this gay or boys is gay or boys spends up he spends many late
evenings spray painting and tagging buildings in a five-hour energy is basically
just like a like a glass of cool water uh...
he's doing great now pep and stop my guys like fucking steeples a little sketchbook
and he's thinking of places like buildings to tag and shit you're welcome
hangers think this is that was truly best pick me up that was fantastic
appreciate you
uh... eventually you all want to your way through the fringes to the industrial
districts uh... with all the
half-assed businesses and blown out warehouses and eventually reach ricky
stages is placed
yeah
you know how we talk to ricky i guess
uh... very funny that he's out
listen
at discount discount
i don't know if we're gonna discount on this one fetch
uh... slide against me
you know i'm sorry
what is that mean bucket metal slot opens that i mean mother
girl comes out
got about that as always it's like the fact that they're about yet
uh... pretty much like little fucking
it's like the thing with a grinch
you pull the thing and it is the fucking dog comes out
and ricky
man goes who fucks that man
what you want
smoke smoke like puts it had to do the little not to the window which is like
in front of the gun and he just like but he goes hey man
i called you like thirty
thirty minutes ago we're just here to buy the things that we say we were gonna
buy so panic
sorry i've got a bit trouble today
we can tell you here the shit she's done to me today right here just wait
it's wait you hear the crazy shit she's done today ricky
where he goes listen i don't want nothing to do with that i don't want to go
so i just come in and buy shit and leave
uh... door opens ricky sanchez is there he's got uh... kind of dark greasy
uh... black short hair
uh... he's wearing like a green tank top with black cargo pants wearing boots
and he's got a very large automatic assault rifles sling over his back as
you all
uh... walk across the floor
and you see like you have that on all the time which it
yeah i have done on all the time legit when you're uh... gang member you kinda
have to pack
okay calm down
we just ask you really stupid questions that a fetch
fucking hostility from everyone today
the smoke has
wonder why
so anyways ricky was so man
ricky
so fucking rolls out a man of weapons uh... automatic weapons smaller ones
uh... single shots
couple grenades
just the stuff uh... and then he also fucking points over to a couch
and then slides over pdf
he goes so that couch is uh... your two's place for the day
just the one
uh... here your weapons that you have to choose from finance election all the
frances
except the cop father because you know he just
steels them off of the rt
and uh... here's a little pdf of all the information i have in your life
about the poll
uh... how much
that on uh... some
well this package already is about five k so if you want some clothing maybe
we'll call it six
thousand dollars for like what what do you have like a t-shirt things is a
fucking mall fetch i don't think this is a round
you see any other clothing besides the show my back
do i
give you a perception check this is a
shut on his back baby is high shirt on his back
twenty three
oh that's not bad uh... there
there's no clothing clothing
but i mean there's like some i don't want to go out like this this is this is
like is a crash that is a crash bad for bros and for people that are part of
the right thing good clothes there are there are some clothes there are
certainly some close
high school boys room there is some clothes on the floor and corners kicked
under shed there's some clothing if you really want it
there is
ricky goes all you want that
i'll give that to you for free i'll give you discount
more call a four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine i'll take a dollar off
you want to take it off of me
uh... none of my business bio has it is about to be yours
that's free clothing that's
i don't know if i want that
was that i don't want to go on which is going to be significantly more
expensive
yeah i don't imagine
can i talk to you for a minute
because hey so thanks for rolling out the red carpet for us giving us a place
to crash all the information we need
in iraq guns i'm gonna blow you off for a second so i can go talk to my crazy
partner bear with me ricky
uh... and he steps aside impose your he goes fetch what the fuck do you want
since we have five thousand credits
so what are we doing
stealing
method
your dress like that
and ricky is ricky so
okay cool
page
okay
what else is stealing but i just think that's it for taking more
uh... i mean i thought it was just gonna be that to be honest with you
whatever
in weapons and and drugs and we're not going to like
you know twenty three in your perception check they're definitely more
than just ricky here
like he did it like a gang and there are other guys around okay this is just
to get what's on the table
smoke walks back over to ricky he goes so
and they said the prices five thousand
uh... i don't have that on hand what i have on hand is twenty five hundred
what if we hear
but if we give you this upfront and then we use that little pdf over there to
make up the difference with interest
mineral
flat
charisma
their persuasion will go out at twenty and i think that the twenty
i think that i can
please yeah i'm alternative is a natural one
yeah i'm giving the help action
what do you do
was he's like talking about a discount fully coming up and just
okay
uh...
cool twenty two she's like a twenty six sorry she still is like the constructs
right them just yeah ricky's like going back and forth between smoke and like
looking down and back at smoke and at some point he just has to turn his full
body in the other direction
uh... and twenty six so
it really is you know what i'd i'd tell you what
that you can take my bed actually free of charge and the fall uh... smoke you
still stand on the fucking couch you absolutely scumbag he was
i just have to pay you
uh... you know it's a two twenty five hundred upfront i'll take it i want five
k whenever you all complete this job
on top of twenty five that's correct
guys gotta make a living you all clearly are in some deep shit if you need if
you're coming to me
of all people
so
the smart
i'm gonna be on good behavior somebody doghouse today
he goes
twenty five now seven later take a look at smoke and let him know that i am
being nice
now you and smoke exchange luck he acknowledges
slides over the credits of the day we go fucking deal man
wait do i still have care credits from
the service or yours is probably spent on the alcohol you all
would have used in the house party
through a house party
and i did a lot of
and a lot of drugs
so we would have had enough
maybe through a house party i stand by that decision
yeah i know
so
anyways he slides over the credits uh...
you have a choice from a few weapons is not just gonna give you them all but
uh... there's a smaller submachine gun there is a assault rifle small shotgun
handgun couple grenades
you can choose two items
i love a grenade
i love booms
you can take two grenades
i'm gonna take a grenade in the show to each or to total
to total
like it's one item per person
okay
i'll convene with smoke about what we're taking
yeah he goes here right here
this is gonna take a second she's gonna look at
you see the big round things at the end of the table to go boom he goes yeah i
know it's why i laid him out
he like that's fucking smoke in the shoulder he goes good luck and it
walks off and goes to talk to one of his guys
so smoke came out
uh... jesus that's what's up
two booms
how about one boom and a gun
list list let's think about the people that were were about to go fight
interior uh... at anybody in the city who do you think knows how to suppress
deviance powers
d-h-t
and we're about to go rob who
once
cool so let's go
with a boom and then maybe a gun in case uh... one of us get shut off
fair
see you want the gun or do you want me to take the gun
i love a boom but i really should probably take a gun
also you hold a boom i take the gun deal
wait that's not what i
uh... rat
fuck
uh...
now you're right
i would suggest taking the shotgun
i think it makes the most sense for me
shotgun it is
i'm holding on to the grenade then
okay you don't get both
is a partnership
can i just hold on to it for a little bit
no it's not a fucking stuffed off that's it's explosive
it's like you pull the thing on the top and it goes
you know i'm saying
she has earrings made of grenade pins
jesus christ yeah we're not that dark we're not playing that dog
not today
you can hold on to the shotgun i think that'll be enough
he fucking he
comes over to rick or pulls rickie over he goes yet will take the will take the
shotgun one of the grenades
grenade
right goes by the business with you and uh... sets aside one grenade one shotgun
rolls up the rest of the uh... the guns and uh... walks out he goes cool spoke
that uh... that over there is yours and fetch i'll show you the way
wonderful you have fun on that fucking couch
can i use my knee on like you like a black light over it
sure
i don't
i'd be better sleeping on the fucking concrete man
now here's another question you all went to long rest
or do you want to short rest
uh...
if we're thinking about time
yeah you were given twenty four hours to finish the job from the time that he
made you the offer i would say we're probably coming up on our
long rest is minimum eight hours
which leaves you all with four hours to complete your job if you had a long rest
eight plus five
are sorry twenty four hours
yeah i was thinking twenty hours sorry you have
eight hours
makes the most sense i'm not true i'm not dealing with any points of exhaustion
so all right
uh... you have the long rest to get rid of exhaustion
which means you'll be rocking this encounter with exhausts
i talked to ricky first
i'm asking this only and this is partially maybe this is cheating or
metagaming because i know about something else in the world that helps
with exhaustion
sure but i don't know if you have it
sure you can talk to ricky on the way over
showing you to his room
hey so i'm hungover is all pissed right now
when are you not that's
you know me
so i i heard about on like there's these like fucking
stem pat like adrenaline shots of something that are supposed to help with
hangovers do you have any of those
no i'm not on me
do you know where i could get any
uh... not this short notice that's those are pretty high in demand i mean you
give you give a uh... adrenaline stem shot to a guy who's
doing a job i mean he's got another twenty four hours on his clock so
yeah i get what you get net also a bit of shit you know where all your money
just went
yeah i'm a while it
yeah i know
so
can i see that while it
well that's so funny no
it's worth a shot
i'm not just to be clear uh... they're believing you in a room like a camera
not to be like a fucking creeper anything but i don't trust you so
what if i have a time
yeah
yeah you can stop that sentence what if i have a fuck to you over
well i just kinda like it's a waiting thing you know with you bet she's just
kinda you know you set a clock in
usually
but i make it out every time you make it out every time not the people you burn
smokesman with me for how long
and he's been fine
yet because smoking turn into
a literal intangible substance
it's hard to burn something that you can't hit
i think i'm a fun time
yeah you're a great time you're fantastically even uh... but what
you're not is uh... partners so why don't you just
hop in my bed
take a little nap
well being watched and then get the fuck out of my place
make it sound so romantic
can i get a little romance is super key here fetch yeah can i have the clothes
off your back
no
i don't want to go on that really sucks fetch
ricky i don't want to do this fight with my with my tits out
well it wouldn't be the first time would it
haha
how much for the clothes i told you a grand
that you don't have
are we going to do the whole like cutting out of all the don't have any money
you know you see the first clothes yes
but what god
i thought that was clear from the beginning in the upper situation said
with this event
this is sad
this is a little sad
this is like prostitution
for clothes
i mean we're not even for like an advantage or anything this is just for
an aesthetic
would you get done
uh...
persuasion persuasion
twenty three i'm getting those clothes and i it's sad but it's also sadder to get
turns down
i get that i change my approach
ricky
closes the door behind him
and you all do what you all do
and by nature of of the act
his clothes come off
i'm snatching that you snatch the clothes he's like yeah what the fuck ever
uh... you are now in like
uh... like a city black and white band t
uh... she is like regular clothes and then like uh...
uh... like a army ranger jacket like one of the kind of green ones in like
some ripped jeans
that's fine
it's all little baggy but i mean ricky's also not the biggest person
either
this is fine i can work with it
mostly the shirt was made out of care about the so
uh... are you opting for short rest
uh...
raise you just had sex with somebody
yeah
that means that they can wait by long rest and that means that we're doing a
short rest for sure
wait no
you gotta spend a little bit of time
uh...
long
con-saving throne
will go there
it being constitution is crazy
i'm so sorry uh...
it lasts for sure
god damn it
you know ricky go at it for a while
and what a short rest you get your power slots back
i don't need those i need them
all i need
uh... boy
i can't do this
like five hours to fucking smoke and conks on the god damn couch
if this mother fucker gets along rest
only gets a long rest i didn't need it
you got rid of his wife
smoke sleeps like a fucking baby man
that's comes out
like a like a for a fucking bathroom breakers of shit because she's not
getting a god damn long rest in a fucking t-shirt
i don't want to wear the baggy pants i'll just stick with my fucking leg
shorts
it's just easy
i don't want to put a fucking baggy pants
and i think it's just that this way like a little patty
it is just gonna fucking wake him up
not in the middle of his long rest but just like towards the end of it
she does not look well rested
he goes god damn what the fuck happened to you
i got a bed i didn't get a long rest
i didn't get a good night's sleep
right
right yeah
it was a t-shirt
i mean i bailed on the pants they were ugly
for a t-shirt
for a t-shirt a jacket
i mean i was getting in the bed either way
okay
you know what you live your life that's uh...
now we're judging
and you all
let's get that all we got a little bit of an hour's
sun's starting to go down we're probably close to like the five or six
five or six time in the evening
and you all have
a gun a grenade a bdf a t-shirt and a jacket
sure you can leave a little fucking note i mean you probably just like do a
little neon sign somewhere
oh yeah i'll do that
cool what do you know what do you say
thanks for the t-shirt
and the good time
i'm trying to decide how great
deciding how graphic she would be verses like
being on the podcast
i'll be putting it on the wall
alright thanks for the t-shirt and the dink
bye
ooh boy uh... in the living room that i put it up
smoke head off
so look at this pdf uh... one more check on the way off
with disadvantage
and he's gonna do on with just regular
anything else i could do to get rid of this
what is it a law check
yeah
uh... fifteen
uh... on a fifteen
so that combined with what smoke got
these bad boys back on
like the fucking read us you all uh...
start flipping through this little uh... like the tablet pdf that you were
given by ricky
uh... it's like
uh... basically just a couple of documents pictures and things that were
stolen off of some guys like some dirt he does ever probably knocked out or
killed or both
uh... and it shows uh... path of the the cargo
like truck that you all need to get uh... it's just kind of like a large
pdf filled with a bunch of schematics normal routes to d rt takes to the bay
uh... the place where like the little mini fortresses really dispose of things
it looks like there are a handful of ways you all could do this
can we find
kind of like a temporary hideout
since uh... we can't say it fucking rickie because we just
i mean
walk you were stealing from him so i thought that we were going to bail before
we gave the money but then he gave the money
actually so we could have stayed
because we did pay legal yeah can we fucking stay
i mean you'll probably need to like do
the job soon you know what i'm saying
oh we're doing the op-ed okay yeah like you all what we were going to do before
we can plan it on the way you know what i'm saying
like you don't necessarily have to do it from rickies
there's also it runs the risk of like somebody overhearing and
yeah these are gang members so they'll probably just try to steal your job
anyways
i'll sue them
so uh... yeah there is you start flipping through
kind of going over the pdf me you're welcome
like a building to sit on top of some shit
uh... he goes wow this is an incredible on pdf
i think he just like stole
like this is straight up like shipping manifest document it was like oh here
you go
yeah this is a lot
this is a lot
uh... with the weather looks like i do options so we can
ambush
the car on the way there
looks like they're gonna have
yes maybe five vehicles with them
each is going to have one to two guys in it plus the driver you know the passenger
the uh... is biggest issue with that according to this document is that it's
moving through the fringes so if we manage to stop them
many number of anybody else also is probably going to want to piece the
pie so we're going to want to be the the people to get the thing and then leave
yeah
that also runs the risk of any fucking jackass heroes flying across the city
they don't really think you can't really touch the rt stuff they can touch us
if we're in public you know because that's the way the law works
uh... the alternative is to wait until they bring it inside the bay where we
don't have to worry about any extra gangs or heroes trying to fuck with it but
then we have to deal with a lot more d rt and we have to get to before they
dispose of it
listen i'm always for the
the fucking warms
i personally
have more experience uh...
and bushing
blowing up vehicles
using booms
okay
will do it your way that's
okay will listen we'll say to make five thousand credits of this
right i mean i figured we would just whatever we get paid with back up
but i mean i assume we would get like a decent amount of money of m
we can try to take a little bit
i mean i don't know how much more is going to be in this thing it doesn't tell
me what's inside of it it just tells me where it's going
we could hide out in the car
you mean you want to like still way on the vehicle
now i guess it's for i mean that solves the problem trying to get into the
guy damn place
yeah we just have to get through
like into the car which is the issue
you can turn into gas i can turn that is true uh... but this vehicle
convo is probably not going to stop moving and fun fact
mechanically my speed is half
while i'm in that
okay uh... this is going to sound really fucking stupid also don't think the
whole teleport inside things going to work either because uh... fun fact they
don't put windows on armored vehicles except for the two in the front seat
where there are two passengers
take out
then we got the car
you just want to steal the whole car
i mean if it's just the one thing in the car what's the point in stealing it
so we must open the car
we can't get into the
facility
so we gotta find some kind of a weird fucking in between if you want to try
and still more things in the facility
i mean we could
are there manholes in like sewer systems in the city? uh... yeah for sure i mean
going into a place like this it's gonna be like the lasers and
you know funneled traps of spikes
we get a roadblock of some kind we cause a diversion
convoy stops
we get them to stop over like one of the like little manhole covers
we disintegrate the truck
this is a real fucking ocean's 11
we disintegrate from the bottom
listen if there's one thing i know how to do i might be okay you think i'm
unhinged
you want me to use my strongest ability
to cut a hole in the bottom of the truck
that makes sense
so then what happens when we get face to face with one of those fancy drt bots
that they deploy to deal with deviants that are
particularly troublesome when we're
in a very nice expensive really well guarded facility trying to take all
their nice little toys vets
you
don't get caught
no offense
you glow
your powers are neon
you're a literal walking sign
that says hey
come fight me
i blow you up for fun
i've killed all your little friends
yeah but enough
i'm not on a one a poster vetch i'm sure you're posted in their coffee room
flattering
automatic weapons that are designed specifically to fuck up deviants
right at you
okay so we just
ambushed the car then
but how do we know what we're getting out of it
that's correct what if we were it could be something that's the size of a
fucking dime or it could be a entire fucking person it could be a person it
could be a bot it could be uh... a chip it could be a fucking part that we can't
move i mean it's really it could be anything and that's kind of the issue
he didn't tell us what's in it
so makes it kind of difficult to like
what if we ambushed the car
we
take the car and then we go to the facility
that's what i suggested
like you know like we drive yeah we kill the drivers
we take the car right but that
the reason i'm hesitant to suggest that particular plan fetches that we still
have to get through all the other guards that are going to be there as well
without making enough of a scene that they go home i wonder why
none of the convoys with them right
i mean
how much uh... i don't
generally speaking
we get some
members to play dress up
it's not the dumbest idea you've ever had that's believe it or not
i'm capable of being intelligent
i mean the bars on the floor so i think really anything at this point is better than nothing
you pimped me out earlier
i didn't pimp shit out you said sure i'll fuck him and then did
you suggested it
i suggested that uh... you go play dress up
or i guess dress off
uh... in his room while i take things
did you take extra thing i take a guy didn't think that's i laid on that
couch for two seconds and was in blissful blissful sleep
and not unlike the rick's bags and her eyes over here
for t-shirts
yeah you've been ricky sanchez for a teacher i thought we were getting extra
guns and some blow i thought we were two and then i find listen despite the fact
that that couch is covered in fucking s t d's a through z that shit was mad
comfortable
i have higher standards than this
and i need you to know that
what standards that's
you see what we're doing
you see what we're hanging out
okay i think we're pretty low on standards of things considered yes but i
have higher standards there
so i thought i was getting a gun too i thought it was a gun in the t-shirt
uh... give me you know or check
this
i'm aware with
please get something
she gets nine
i get a six
we're fucking stupid
so you don't have this advantage
i do
can't bank on me
what if we got something that could do disintegrate without me having to use it
like uh...
like a gun like uh... boom
like a boom like a like a quiet boom though
like it's gotta be like a muffled boom
okay like one of those little fancy laser cutters
i got a lot of lasers
they do like
you know you could like cut a hole in the bottom or something
and try
is that we could also do the gang member thing we just run the risk of them
trying to stage us up on our own job
not entirely on her
uh... not entirely unheard of
suddenly we're withdrawing the line we just read a ambush the truck and then
don't take any extra goodies and driving on by the car
see i would love to find an extra goody to uh...
make a shark go back to the ocean
with the fishes and all that
as would i
because then we don't know anybody nothing but i don't really like only
people things
well you know
who has a lot of guns that are designed specifically to kill davians
so it sounds like
our best option then
all the way around
finding a way in that facility to try and locate ourselves a handy dandy gun
go turn off car father
so
we want to do like but the rock paper scissors to decide
what are options
gang dress up
or laser cutter on the bottom
rock paper scissors it is
is the rock paper scissors in this world or are they like different things
uh... what's who's who's for what
oh uh... you pick
jesus christ
i'm gonna say loud boom option where we kill everybody in the new gang member
dress up as you
uh... quiet laser cutter the bottom option or disintegrate if it comes to
that is me
but both of those have their cons
rock paper scissors
uh...
it's
you know that every time
but
but you have to get them ripped
you won't
no i need a warm body to land on were falling three hundred feet out of a
moving vehicle
we were fine
it's gonna hit by three cars
did we
no and you're welcome
i already said thank you
you are crazy
i just want you to know that if we ever get any real amount of money i think
the first thing we need to buy you is a fucking therapist
the therapist is gonna fix this
i i pray to whatever the fuck is out there that it does
please
uh... jesus alright so
for going with the ambush option
which gang members are we recruiting
i'm assuming rickies makes no sense with what money
you're gonna go sleep at all into
i don't want to one by one
i'm
i can't grow this
if it was a different day
my god
i'm so exhausted
i'll write him an i o
so here's the only way i can see us getting
rickies gang to join us and that is if we promised him some of the loot
that we get when we get inside
some of it
well there's more than there are of us
k
obviously whatever's in in the truck is not theirs
well yeah that's ours
trying to think what else
do we have to our names
nothing
that's the building we had our names has been torched
we're currently planning on a rooftop
we're not doing great are we
not really
did you who did you place the tracker on
the
godfather
what if we uh... what if we hand that over to ricky
that works for me rickies been plotting on that
fucking fishes downfall for as long as i've known him i need to place nice
will gladly help with that but
we hand over that information to ricky and that ricky do it ricky does best
be a little fucking rat
you're both rats fantastic
sounds like it sounds like a good ass plan to me by the way
um...
something i can't pay back
what does that mean
that means that means i play nice ricky and ricky shits on on me why do you
think i got the come couch
he put me on the fucking casting couch that's yeah i'm aware
tell me about the dog what did you do
that is none of your business
mother so uh... without that you ready to go back to rickies are this far
we have this far linked
yeah i don't know your first name and you don't know mine so i'm not going to
tell you if you tell me what you did that's okay
i don't want to know
come on i don't want to know come on i do not want to know
i don't want to know that's what ricky did earlier
i'm swinging
come on
i'm swinging i'm swinging
okay
i'm
i roll this with this man
seven
this is the lowest of the lowest that i think that these two people have reached
oh yeah this is bad
this is bad
they are well you're delirious he's chilling
um... all right
powers
i i was swinging fist to cops what the fuck are you doing swing with this i told
you that his character has been reworked
i'm hitting you with hold person
you fuck
that matter you get fucking
is this is the
that's crazy
so i need to do with some
fuck yeah no it's crazy
what did you get
actually this is more appropriate
this is the dc was seventeen
uh... you
you pull out the fucking neon bat in like clockwork
fucking smoke knows what the drill is my man ducks the first swing and just like fucking
taps you on the shoulder and just your whole body is discovered in thick rank as
smoke and you just can't move
fuck
it goes listen
i am in no mood to be hit with anybody's bat today i have been shot at i have
been thrown out of the car i have almost been hit by a car i slept on the
come couch
you were not hitting me with a fucking bat
i don't remember why i swung
is burned a whole fucking power
god bless
three and i'm not fucking to okay
work at it can you get by let you go and you swing on me
i will fuck you up
and not a joke
we will
we will run it up here on this rooftop failed his job and you will end up
ass up
i'm tired of this shit that's
you're pushing it real fucking far
now i'm gonna let you go
you fucking swing
so where did god
i will turn you in myself
and collect the fucking bounty
and then spend it to stay at a real nice fucking hotel for the
a drops concentration
but my bad away
back to rickies
we all just fucking left
what's up
we think that we can negotiate just a few more hours
on our clock
you can ricky negotiate a few more hours
on this
he knows godfather better than us
i need a nap
you know like rolling ability
i need a fucking nap
smoke
uh... that would require ricky to put himself at a great disadvantage
what the fuck did you do to him
i didn't do anything to him we still owe him five k
yeah you want to double the amount of money that we owe him
because that's probably the only way we're getting him to negotiate with
godfather who he's a problem he's probably gonna try and turn on anyways
because we're gonna give him his location
i cannot stress to you enough i know this sounds ridiculous it does your
grown-ass woman wearing fucking construct pasties
well sorry where the t-shirt now ricky sanchez very expensive
yeah
i'm telling you right now
i'm manic enough you even need to get me some powerful fucking uppers
or i'm dragging us all down this is not me
saying that is a threat
this is not a threat
not not in that way but just
listen
i tell you what you're gonna negotiate with ricky and i will track you down
some uppers i refuse to owe fucking sanchez
the rat himself
anything else
so what am i negotiating with him just getting the gang
just getting the gang
again i run you're in a situation down he's gonna put his game out we're gonna
take out the rt quick nice and simple and then they're gonna play dress up and
we're gonna
it's a fucking snatching grab make it clear to him in his bonehead gang
members
we don't shoot people we don't stab anybody we're not kidnapping we're good
once we get the guys out of the first run
we go in we collect the goodies we throw in the back of the car and we fucking
leave
i do make it abundantly clear to him fetch that if he fucks this up
left
we're gone we're pulling out
square fucking
at the thrusters on a hundred percent were out
he gets no leeway on this
is this for him or for me because this speech feels very important for fucking both
this is for the neon color rat
and the other rat
and the hair today is looking a little at you know what that's okay that's okay
that's right he just fucking whoop teleports
wagon off uh...
jesus christ who is he going to get up is from
is only one of the one in pc back here that takes mad upers but how am i
getting them from him
how am i getting them from him i'll go to the club again
i think that's where
it's where he's going
it's for smokers going to get so much that we know this place is here
cool man um...
do you want to do rickies thing first of the one i want to do is first i would like
this first smoke has an actual uber this time
uh... in goes to inside job for the viewers at our session today uh...
we are our characters went to the club and uh... he was bad
everyone who hates us was there ricky was there
that smoke were also there
and uh...
he i thought i was about to and i like with the third ever fetch uh... on the
dance floor i introduced the list of the the mpc's at the table of medicines
first audible reaction was my assholes tight
i like i was tense
and i like breves that before i said that
can't say that shit without contact dog
it's so much funnier that way
uh... jesus uh... cool and i think that's a heading to the the metropolitan
which is basically just uh... sapphire studies premier club where all of the
swanky corpo douche bags like to hang out is also deviant friendly because a
lot of our
upper class uh... heroes that have a lot of money to spend
israel's shirts
uh... tell someone who cares as a lot of money spent goes
smoke
smoke knows what the scenes in in sapphire city are mostly because
is getting tax places it's it's it's a game it's also a business there's kind
of like an aboveboard and a belowboard aspect to it and they've probably done
work in that area
uh... not for a lot of money but you know for money so he's going to go to the
one place he knows he can score
not just
cocaine but an upper and a pretty powerful one at that
uh... because this is the kind of place so those sorts of things in the
restroom so he's gonna make his way to the metropolitan
looks so nice now and is an hour away
we're literally gonna have six hours at this rate to pull this job off
should have just long rested
away now that i think it was taken away from the option was taken away from
you had sex rick santos
well for a fucking t-shirt
so
he
is going to make another
persuasion check is he's going to try bypass the line and do this is
the quickest human
he only waits in line for about twenty five minutes he's he doesn't
know quite as many people and he can't flash the smile quite as big with these
people because they're all
kind of big names themselves in this area so
he just kind of like
you know doesn't crowd work works his way up until he's a handful of people
back he's snagged a couple of things that way he's a little bit nicer dress
because he's still gotten by can read as close
them in shot the shit he's left out of the house
uh... uh...
so he uh... he does his best to make himself look presentable gets into the
club it is just fucking
but earlier today i displayed fucking two thousand throwbacks i guess that's
what we're doing
uh... is just two thousand throwback
throwbacks the fucking shot mass of shots by little john is is currently
going off right now you got fucking guys is going absolutely for copyright
reasons for a raise you just picture it in your head
uh... and he goes into a perception check
see if smoke spots anybody looks like a dealer
he doesn't
uh... so he's going to go to one place he knows dealers like to hang out the
bathroom
uh... he goes straight to that bathroom
and it is
filled with people there to bathrooms male and female it doesn't matter
uh... you have people of both inders in both bathrooms some people are hooked up
stalls people make it out i mean this is like a place where corporate likes to go
to let loose
so there are really rules here
uh... in the corner is a guy with a large duffel bag
uh... just like small line of fucking guys in suits that are just kind of like
their ties little and done if his marks all over him
his guys fucking waiting in line to buy drugs
uh... and he comes up behind one guy
sure
he comes up behind one guy who's in a
uh... a black and gold suit
very much a superhero suit he's got uh... short blonde hair a black eye mask
super bright blue eyes
the man is area into the core she says uh...
and he just like to make in conversation because that's a smoky issue goes
hey man
in this a long line for a little bit of blow
jury
erin's favorite character turns around
are the guy is getting his name is jury i guess i haven't really introduced him a
whole lot uh... if you don't know that is usually listen to previous episodes
you understand why this is funny
uh... he's the reason why i have these new ties
so
really returns around he goes yeah i mean normally like if i'm in line
i'm like up to the front i think this bitch is kind of acts
so close yet tell me about it and they do you know if he's got any stems by chance
chari goes you know i don't think he does actually i
my supplies actually
not to do you know
don't want to think that i buy my shed straight from the source so i don't know
guy like this in a place like this is going to have to look for
smoke goes cool so if you have some
you think maybe i could
get some off you
chari goes
uh... now that's a chance
uh... you can buy some blow off the dealer that seems more like a speed no
fence
and jury turns around pulls out his phone
so it's gonna make a slight a handshake
he's just gonna go straight for it
okay
it's an eighteen he's also not that was a state
i'm a real perception which is something that jury has a
uh...
please be stupid again he's solid plus
oops
okay
not the worst
it plus seven
is seventeen
eighteen slated check
we can breathe
uh...
smoke
thanks for thanks really quick on his feet for a second he's like how the
fuck am i going to get this
pompous ass
to give me one of these things he can i'm not gonna fucking you know what i'm
just gonna take it
he makes a full scene uh... he like runs over and like shove some people opens
the door that's people and he's like a guy so i call two for one
brings in just a rush of people in jerry is like well what the fuck what the
fuck it out
uh... is everybody in the spot that was trying to buy cheap as drugs uh... in
the in the absolute chaos smoke fully just fucking checks jerry
uh... hand fully in pocket rips out a stem sticks in his jacket he goes i'm so
sorry man and then fucking
puff a smoke gashes for out the bathroom
this morning so much better yet
it explains the
previous beef
you mother fucker
he's still still
you villain you still illegal truck me in the club
like a month ago
this is
this is jerry's enemy now
a little
little
uh...
cool mineral or more mineral stealth for uh...
rules stealth
for smoke to see if you can get out of this without
confronted
no
look
you look
some of the reception of a half jerry except i don't
mineral reception of a half jerry
to
better than what
you can hold for your chest
smoke gets in that one on stealth uh... justices about to clear the door
uh... he's shifts in his physical form just a half second too quick and he
feels uh... uh... strong ass meaty hand on his shoulder
just fucking clap
uh... and yanks him back
and his jury sure as yet he's like his fucking suits all fucked up his hairs in
a mass he looks rapid
and she's just had a fight to this crowd of people to get his drugs back
jury goes hey man
so uh...
i fought the front of the line to get my coke and then realized that my stem
was gone
what's up with that
and smoke is like uh...
uh... sub
i get i really gotta go i have a job like this is
is so much more important than that right now to i give you the i o u
uh... and like takes a little card that's got his number on a lake is
name or something like is uh... is tagged he uses for chroma gang and just
positive to me to steal it
next time you need me
to spray paint
anything
on your guy and my anise gonna fuck in powerful leap his way
action dash
he's his way out
uh...
is the chase
it will have a jury
reception okay
cool uh... i'd i need a net twenty is
i ain't going
this is this now looks like fucking smoke dashing to win from place is he's
just like puff of smoke here puff of smoke there is jury is just in the
sky looking down the fucking superman style
just fucking darting after this guy
uh... well that's happening will go back to ricky sanchez's place with
that's
that's supposed to do
okay so snatching grab just a snatching grab
yeah cool
can i stop by
a parking convenience store something trying to myself look a little bit
nice
i'm hoping that it offset
he just had a little bit
yet but i don't look good right now you know
i just
the fucking shitty drugstore makeup
like just
presentable enough
not great
you're gonna want to
this man
i know it's this is a good thing
well this is what i'm good at
twenty one
i was not bad
was that at all
you look
pretty good all things considered
i'll take you know dollars for makeup your way to the top i'm just trying to
get flat
looks presentable now yeah
alright going back to uh... ricky's knocking on the door
the gun i'm assuming
sir yeah gun pops out
cool uh... yeah we can put it away
you're just the loudest fucking sigh on the other side of the door in the
slowest removal of the gun possibly goes
fetch
i thought
i thought we were done i thought you got the shit you needed
why are you back
i have an offer
honestly i don't think i want it
not that
right
uh...
like a job
gig whatever
like a job gig whatever yet uh...
i'm kind of busy right now doing anything else so unless it's worth like a lot
of money and all of my time
how much
besides the five k you want me
you'll get the five k
that's not even a part of the conversation
plus
so before i say what i'm about to say do you want to be a gentleman and let me
inside
uh...
actually i think i'm just going to be in today's episode is two in the morning
and i have to be at work in
six hours
so uh...
we will pick up a ricky sanchez's conversation with the fetch and see how
well that goes
and see if smoke gets
next time and see if smoke gets absolutely fucking prone bone in the
streets by jury
uh... which is not entirely out of the question
jerry is crazy
jury will match the energy uh... tit for tat
it is just a collection of the most unhinged characters
oh yeah it is the most unhinged characters that we have in our campaign
that have all managed to meet in one crazy ass one shot so i hope you all
enjoyed it
uh... we'll
get to the third part of part one
of the second to the two-part full one shot
because we have the second we have the second one was said later because i'm
confused will figure out the parts right as a four-parter
yeah
yeah like the last one
so if we just lump it all into one big part it's like we'll get into the third
part of part one
and then part two will be the next to
there's just so many but i want to say part five you know what i'm saying
you can tell our one shot are a little bit more like just like many
campaigns yeah
and we have the time we have space you know it's it's it's as much as exploring
the world that is just doing the story
style is a lot of like character stuff
uh... in this small of a format so
it was a bit of an excellent last part of the host sometime
eventually
uh... thank you all for listening to another episode of table talk
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