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Hello players who give their characters a D&D, tattoos, and bright colored hair because they're too scared to do that in real life.

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DMs who spend hours on a staff block just to use the character for a single one-shot.

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Welcome to Table Talk. I'm Maddie. And I'm Robert. What are we doing today Robert?

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Well, we are attempting to record both video and audio of a one-shot that we've already recorded video and audio for.

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But I think we're cursed. Every time we try to do video, it doesn't work. Either the phone stops working or whatever.

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We've been trying. Camera, we've used shits out. Like it just doesn't...

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We've been trying to do video for about two months now.

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If anyone has any tips on how to either get a phone to take a video or just how to record for longer than 29 minutes and 59 seconds, we're all ears.

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Yeah, everything we use fights us. So if you don't have video for this, don't be surprised. I'm now recording part one again.

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Yeah. So many technical difficulties with this episode. It's been...

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But we're going to get into it anyways. So this is a one-shot set in Sapphire City in the Capes and Crooks module for fifth edition.

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We've done episodes, two episodes, one on...

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Ten of the three. We've done one on the system overall. We've done one on character creation.

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And we've done one on just talking about our campaign and the setting itself.

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So this is a one-shot that takes place in the specific setting that we've created using characters that we made with the Capes and Crooks system.

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And the last episode, if you haven't watched the last couple of episodes, I recommend you do so.

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This just won't... Yeah, listen, sorry. I mean, you could watch the bar move across your screen.

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Yeah.

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On Spotify, you can look at the little green bar, progress.

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Instead of our beautiful faces. We are dressed in full costume. Or at least I'm dressed in full costume.

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I listen. After the first time I give up, I was like, it's not... We're cursed. It's not happening.

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Our first one shot, the point pleasant one, we were both dressed like so in it. It was so fun.

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And it just...

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Video fuck this again. Video fuck this.

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30 minutes.

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So just imagine we're dressed up.

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Imagine. Imagine Wackens.

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What?

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Imagine Wackens. Like imagine dragons. It's just like a funny thing to say.

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Oh, I didn't... I've never...

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Okay, sorry. No, I'm not trying to like...

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No, that's alright.

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No.

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It's okay.

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No.

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I'm gonna read a condensed version of the intro I wrote because last time I did this, it came out super long-winded and...

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It's basically...

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You guys are more excited.

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It's just like an intro to the show. Well, I mean, I'm thinking of like...

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Higher quality something so that when I'm talking I can physically see what it is I'm talking about.

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We don't have that.

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We just have like words in theater of the mind.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know what I'm saying? Like there's no set to zoom in on. There's no promotional pictures to put up.

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I mean, we can do that if we get a camera, but maybe we'll start a Kickstarter.

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To fund a single camera.

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Or use the Patreon.

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Or you could subscribe to our Patreon. We don't have any membership like to your services where you can pay us yet, but we'll set that up.

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Maybe that's how we'll do the video camera.

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Yeah.

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Instead of just my phone that likes to stop working after 45 minutes.

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For some fucking reason.

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I...

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Um...

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Part of me really just doesn't want to fucking read this.

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You know what?

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I'm not.

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I'm not reading it.

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I'm not reading it.

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Now you've teased him.

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I'm not reading it.

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Sucks to be you all.

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I'm not reading it.

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We'll put it on our Patreon.

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Oh, yeah. I'll put this whole script with 17 spelling errors on Patreon so you can read what wasn't read.

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Carid rentros then.

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So we pick up on a simulated hot summer night, street lights a buzz with blue neon light and anti gravity vehicles.

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Buzz by leaving zero trace of their powerful magnetic engines.

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Skyscrapers built to the very top of the dome, flashed with bright colors, filled with ads purchased by corpos with control of the high society of sapphire city.

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I'm not talking about the crank windows and the anti-gravity vehicles.

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I refuse to do it.

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Across the concrete maze deep within the recess of a sense abandoned industrial warehouse, we find smoke.

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It's a ashen hair deviant dressed in rip black jeans.

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Probably like black vans or converse with some sort of a black t-shirt.

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Probably of a band and then a leather jacket that has pins sort of all across it.

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Who's waiting in a very long line to get into a party that he very much does not want to be here for.

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But instead of doing his character intro first, we're gonna do Madison's because it's awkward for me to continue to go first again.

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Just underneath the concrete, we pop up into, I guess, pop down into a room that is filled with flashing lights, strong drinks, people dressed in little to nothing.

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It is a room where anything goes. Everybody can have their powers or deviations on full display with zero recourse, no judgment.

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And it's a sort of Madison compared it to a German sex dungeon.

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Where like you can be yourself and like you don't have to.

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Like a sex club.

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Yeah, like a sex club.

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So this is like a power, like a deviant power club where people can sort of party and drink and, you know, participate in festivities without having to worry about society or DRT.

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Deviant response teams sort of looking at them with a side eye.

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Last time we did this, we did rave music and things got out of hand.

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So I think this time we're going to go more just like, I mean, we can still do rave-ish music.

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We tried to determine if there's a good mix between rave and like punk music.

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I think there is.

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I'm not going to like get into like the nuances of it, but there is a crossover.

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So whatever whatever song comes to mind when I say a rave punk song is playing, that's the song, whatever you're picturing right now.

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Or I guess imagining listening.

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That's what's playing right now.

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And what is fetch doing?

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Well, first, so fetch is she's probably like, I haven't written down.

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She's five four, five three, but she wears like shoes with a little bit of like a platform on them.

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Like thick combat boots.

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She's pale. She's got gray eyes, freckles, nose piercing, ear piercings.

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She has like a short haircut that's like an undercut and like a shaved side.

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And there's like designs shaved into the side and it's like bright colors.

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It's like teals and pinks and greens.

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Like it's just multicolored hair.

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Fun.

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She is dressed in like she's dressed like a ray like a punk rave like again a punk rave.

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This is like whatever you think that's what that's what it is.

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It's like somebody's very alternative looking and it's clear that the like the punk side is probably a little bit more there when she's not party.

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But it like full like rave outfit.

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So like not a lot going on.

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You can also see on her face she's got like a like glowing pink and like multicolored like how you would imagine like rave makeup and stuff.

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But instead of it actually being physical makeup, it's like glowing constructs that she's holding with her powers, which aren't neon.

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And it kind of goes for her outfit as well of like there's a lot of it that's like flashing or like glowing neon and it's like very constructy.

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And she's going apeshit.

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She is like truly that's the best word for it.

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She's probably standing on a table somewhere and she's fucking slamming back shots and she's probably I still like this is something I did last time and I absolutely loved it.

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So she's doing it again.

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You know what raves the little thing that people do with their fingers.

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Well, with finger light tricks.

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She's like doing that to people and just fucking them like they are getting like it's it's aggressive.

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And she's just like randomly shooting off lights and just like she needs to come with an epilepsy warning.

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She's like the I compared it last time to the scene and Birds of Prey with Harley at the at the club.

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And she's like moving like that in real time.

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Like it's like real time but it looks like she's blurry as she's like moving around and you're like is it because she's on drugs or is it because I'm on drugs.

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I said not sober.

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Yeah, not sober at all.

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Not sober in the fucking slightest just having the fucking time of her life.

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Two checks you choose which one to make first Constitution saving through in a perception check.

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The first was all do the Constitution saving through first.

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That one would be a I'm going to pull out a calculator because I'm fucking awful at math.

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It's not going to be high.

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And eight.

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I rolled it to who and then.

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Strong perception check is going to be a fucking 24.

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Fantastic.

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The bodies of all different colors, textures and forms for a night of absolute textures is crazy.

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You have people with like fucking glass for skin.

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You have people who's transfer who's sort of deviations are more animal powered and have like patches of fur thick like rhino skin.

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You have other people where like maybe their skin is more squishy and malleable as their power deviation is to like make themselves sort of liquid.

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So textures is 100% the right word to use.

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But you have all of these people of all of these different I mean some of them probably aren't even people smash together for an absolute night of debauchery sponsored by tonight's infamous host.

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Codfather who sits at the far end of this room on the opposite end of all of this chaos on a large cartoonishly large throne.

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And then he has like a little giant I want to say a little giant glass of some sort of brownish dark liquid yet chewing just absolutely chewing on a cigar.

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You don't chew cigars.

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That's the bit that I'm on.

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He's chewing on them.

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Fucking that's the equivalent of like someone eating a cigarette.

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Yeah, no it's fucking disgusting. The room absolutely reeks of spilled cocktails made from incredibly strong bootleg drinks that only people can smuggle through the bay which is stones throw away from where you all are at.

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Speaking of the bay this particular club I guess you could call it is called the fish tank.

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The fish tank because on the very back wall just behind Codfather is a clear plexiglass wall probably six seven feet thick and you can see out into the bay that lays just on the outside of the dome that sort of is over sapphire city.

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So to kind of get a lay right you have the dome and then on one end you have a little bay where you have a port that's where a lot of people like to bring in and out goods.

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You have the illegal kind and then sort of all around you're surrounded by different terrain out in the wilds where nobody really stays or lives because everything's gone to shit.

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Yeah, fucking Mad Max out there.

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Yeah, pretty much. I mean it's a lot worse than that right.

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It's fucking people with boomerangs trying to cut off people's hands.

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This is like the least you're worried right like you have plants with faces and shit gets crazy out there.

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Trippy as fuck.

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I haven't put a lot of thought into it but I just know it's crazy.

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Fair enough.

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On your constitution saving throw on an eight.

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The drinks are starting to catch up.

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The drinks are starting to catch up.

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Every shot or every drink in this place is laced with just like a little bit of something whether it's like LSD or acid or ecstasy or a downer.

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Everything comes with its own little like tiny little bit of drug to make all the drinks and all the fun that more that much more exciting.

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And you've taken just a few too many.

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Listen, that's you know maybe that's a familiar feeling for this character.

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For sure.

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Give me a deck saving throw.

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Decks?

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Yeah, give me decks.

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Give me decks.

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Give me decks to every saving throw.

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Well with disadvantage right because you're drunk.

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Sorry I should have clarified that I didn't mean to steal the 20.

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I started saying it before she said not 20.

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I'm so sorry.

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This is fucking bullshit.

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I'm gonna go with the rules.

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Last I wouldn't we because we had to record I was pissed because I got like five or six nat 20s in the last time we played and I mean hey certain I was strong though.

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So that was right.

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You have to keep it.

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You got like an eight to 13 and nat 20 and another 13.

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I know you got a 24 and eight to 24 and at 20 and a 13.

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You managed to swerve in and out of the sort of crowd that is just absolutely swallowing up everybody that comes into this room managing not to spill any of your drinks but at some point you take it as half step back just a little too quickly and somebody fully checks you and spills a drink all over your top.

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Lack of top.

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Lack of top.

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Sorry just on your bare ass body.

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Correct.

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Disgusting.

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It's a rave.

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It's worse I would rather have clothes in between me and a fucking stick.

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Yeah that's foul as fuck.

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Yeah I'm gonna turn around and drawing clock who did that immediately.

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Yeah you wheel around and it's one of the bartender slash guards one of the any power deviants that works exclusively exclusively for cod father this one is like half puffer fish half man his like skin is a little bloated and he has these tiny little pricks that come out of like all different areas of a skin he's got large kind of puffy cheeks and like a yellow

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complexion he turns ring oh I'm so sorry miss I didn't see you they just so small not that first of all this is a real life me getting upset why is it always this I'm not that one.

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First of all you call a party foul.

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Like.

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What do you mean what do you mean a party foul party foul you spilled your yeah you see how many people are in this place if we did party fouls it'd be chaos.

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Yeah well my drink got spilled so.

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You want to take it up with the boss.

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Or you could just get me a new one.

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Or what are you drinking.

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That's a great question what are you drinking.

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Fuck if I know what is fetched drinking.

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Um she's gonna go give me a give me a bullshit name I'll tell you what what's in it.

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Go see what I did last time the drowned the drowns is it has gin vodka disgusting rum.

221
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Oh my god moonshine what and four like four like like some sprite just throwing every carousel.

222
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At it man and like when they give it to you there's like a little tap of acid like on the lip of it.

223
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Or no no let's do Molly there's like some Molly involved.

224
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Okay he turns around and he goes yeah you don't actually think we just ran out of gin so I don't really think I can get you a drowned you went literally anything else.

225
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What the fuck else do you have.

226
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Why don't you go over there and take a fucking look you got eyes right.

227
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
You're the one who spilled my goddamn drink.

228
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:13,000
At this point which is apparently the last of the fucking gin in this entire goddamn establishment so really this is worse.

229
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People start looking around is you and this fucking guard are getting into it.

230
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I'm standing on a bar stool.

231
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,000
You said the man's taller than me I'm I will not be the shortest one in this competition.

232
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Cool you get up on a bar stool to get like face to face with this guy and his cheeks are starting to puff up real big and the rest of his body starting to blow it a little bit and his like what used to be sort of like half inch little like spines are like fully extended now.

233
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:44,000
He's a little menacing he's a little menacing but I mean it's kind of everybody in here.

234
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
He's not backing down.

235
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
I'm not backing down.

236
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
You're rolling initiative.

237
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
You're going to roll initiative.

238
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
I just want my goddamn drink.

239
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I give you two options initiative or intimidation.

240
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Believe it or not I don't have my intimidation is a plus three.

241
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Dems to rules man.

242
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Let's do intimidation.

243
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Go.

244
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12.

245
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Okay.

246
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Yeah.

247
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What do you say?

248
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:26,000
I think it was what I was saying earlier about this being the last fucking gin in this goddamn establishment.

249
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:32,000
So you know I'm not even supposed to get the drink that I have drink is more valuable now and it's on the fucking floor.

250
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
What the fuck is the floor going to do with it?

251
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
You see the guard.

252
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Molly in it you motherfucker.

253
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:47,000
You see the guard kind of takes a second and like looks around at the crowd that's starting to like form around him and he gets like a little bit closer to facing and goes listen miss.

254
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:57,000
If you don't quit fucking yelling at me in front of his room full of people at the car father pays to beat the car father pays that the car father pays to be here.

255
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I'm going to have to drag your ass out and it's not going to be pretty.

256
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
The little clothing you're wearing and your little hooker skirt is going to come right off.

257
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I'm stabbing.

258
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
I pull out my knife.

259
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Oh my god.

260
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
I'm going to have my little light switch blade and I'm swinging.

261
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Cool.

262
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
What do they say?

263
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,000
You got to roll for initiative first.

264
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000
That is a where the fuck is my.

265
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
It's my first time playing without a computer in front of me where I keep my notes normally.

266
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
So this is weird for me.

267
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
17.

268
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
He got a non natural 20.

269
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I always like this with you.

270
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
So anyways we're going to pop back outside to smoke.

271
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,000
I'm going to try and do a better job of describing since Madison always gives you an inch by inch description.

272
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:49,000
His hair is like it's got this large white streak that kind of goes from the front just before it goes into a sideburn straight down the back.

273
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
He is kind of like a skater boy build.

274
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
So he's not like super buff.

275
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
He's very like skinny and kind of lanky.

276
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Langley.

277
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
What's the fuck's the word?

278
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Gangley.

279
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Gangley.

280
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Thank you.

281
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
He's 5'10".

282
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
He's not like super tall or super short.

283
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
He's very average.

284
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:16,000
But he's got very much like like a skater boy build because he spends most of his days like climbing buildings and graffiti and scrambling up fire escapes, which for some reason still exists in this fucking universe along with crank windows.

285
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Can't get rid of all the fun stuff.

286
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,000
And he is waiting in line sort of tapping his foot impatiently with like a pair of earbuds and just like waiting to get into this place.

287
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
The line is fucking packed.

288
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
He checks his phone.

289
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000
We're going to flash back a couple of minutes before a puffer fish man spilled a drink on you and you get a little ding on your phone.

290
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
And it's smoke texting.

291
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Hey, what do I tell the guy at the front?

292
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000
They just let you in like there's not.

293
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
He texts back.

294
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
He goes, they're not letting anybody in.

295
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
They said the party's too full.

296
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I don't know.

297
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Fucking stab someone inside and then like there's an empty.

298
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:58,000
What if I just killed somebody that opened up a spot.

299
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
That was my it's like as fetched.

300
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
I think that's kind of the instinct.

301
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Double text.

302
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
He goes, how important is it that I get into this club tonight?

303
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Please.

304
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I mean, I'm just letting you know that I'm going to have a great time tonight.

305
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:21,000
So if you want to be there to either pick up the pieces or to keep me in check because apparently that's something that I have to have.

306
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
He takes back and says, please don't stab anybody.

307
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I'll make my way in.

308
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
When have I ever done that?

309
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I'm going to go ahead and roll persuasion on behalf of smokes on behalf of smokes on smokes behalf.

310
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
He's got a plus 13 to this.

311
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Yeah, he got a 24.

312
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:44,000
He pops his earbuds out pops in his little case and puts in his back pocket and he just starts kind of doing crowd work.

313
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000
He starts going to like the person who goes, hey, it's so nice to see.

314
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:55,000
When's the last time that we hung actually I think there was somebody on the corner that was selling a thing and I think you wanted to buy it.

315
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
One second though and then next person and next person and next person.

316
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:04,000
It's compliments and flattery and oh my God, it's been so long.

317
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Smoke doesn't really get around all that much like he prefers to hang out with his graffiti crew.

318
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
So 95% of the people he's walking through and being like, oh my God, like it's been so long.

319
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
It's so nice. It's all bullshit.

320
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,000
But like in the half second that these people are distracted looking at something else that he throws,

321
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000
he's onto the next person onto the next person and onto the next person until he gets to the very front.

322
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:32,000
And this guy's like half hammerhead, half man, sort of large super tight black t-shirt with just like his arms crossed.

323
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,000
He just kind of like saunters up super cool like and he's like, hey, what's up, man?

324
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Just squeeze on by real quick.

325
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Just trying to get into this party and have a good time.

326
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
The rest of these guys, you know, he's kind of lame.

327
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I'll spice things up or something.

328
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Hammerhead guy's like not feeling. He's like, no, party's full.

329
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Come back again.

330
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Smoke goes, really, man?

331
00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:01,000
I just, I made the long trip over here to see a friend and, you know,

332
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000
he said something about running out of alcohol or drugs and I thought, you know, maybe I could supply,

333
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
supply the deal.

334
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
He's just talking out of his ass.

335
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Got to roll another persuasion.

336
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh, well, Jesus Christ, 26.

337
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Hammerhead guy kind of like looks around for a second and like pulls out his phone and checks it.

338
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,000
He goes, yeah, yeah, they're saying that we're at a gym, but I don't, you know, like holding any bottles of alcohol, man.

339
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
It's like, what the fuck are you trying to sell here?

340
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000
He pulls out a card that says the Chroma crew on it and kind of flashes and he goes, listen, we did,

341
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000
we did a job for you guys not that long ago, actually, and we painted the inside of this room.

342
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Word on the street is people like it so much that they've started coming around more often.

343
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000
So why don't you let me take a look inside and maybe I can call somebody and we'll get you some more drinks.

344
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
He just like pats the guy's shoulder before he has a chance to respond and pushes away through the door.

345
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Hammerhead guy's just like, what the fuck?

346
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,000
And then immediately a bunch of other people come to the front door and are like, hey, where the fuck did you let that guy?

347
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:03,000
He's not even dressed for the party and smoke makes his way on through the crowd until he finds fetch holding a knife out on a.

348
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Still standing on the bar stool on a bar stool in front of a puffer fish man.

349
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Gonna make the third persuasion.

350
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Relaxing. I'm gonna make a perception on his half.

351
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,000
That's not great. That's not great at all. That's a 10.

352
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
How many people are watching this interaction?

353
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
A lot.

354
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Like this is a fun thing to watch. This is like a fun thing to gather around.

355
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,000
It's not every day you see like a neon lady and a puffer fish man.

356
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I don't know what the fuck happened with that.

357
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,000
And a puffer fish man swing in the middle of a place like this.

358
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,000
See me as a player doesn't want it to be like, it'll be fine.

359
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:50,000
So he's gonna make a strength check to try and grab you if you'd like to make a post strength.

360
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,000
I very much would go for it.

361
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Easily gonna have like a plus four to this 20.

362
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Not now.

363
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Not now.

364
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Yeah.

365
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah. I got a 12.

366
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,000
He fully goes to like grab you and that shit's gonna hurt because like he's fully.

367
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
He's a puffer fish like this shit's gonna be really painful if he grabs you.

368
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000
What do you do is he tries to like kind of just barrel towards you and grab.

369
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:22,000
I mean, I don't want to actually use this ability because I just rolled well, but she's a teleporter.

370
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000
I don't want to use my act because I only get so many a day.

371
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
So I don't want to actually use it here.

372
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Part of the system. You only get so many things a day.

373
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
But I already rolled well enough to get out of it.

374
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
So I'm trying to figure out.

375
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000
So she like, no, actually, no, this is like bar fight etiquette for her.

376
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Like it's not, this is not her first fucking brawl.

377
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Instead of getting down off the bar stool, she like literally like jumps up onto the bar.

378
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Like behind her and like steps onto the next bar stool.

379
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
And do I get to take my turn now?

380
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Yeah, if you want to.

381
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
I'm when I'm stepping onto that next bar stool.

382
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
So I'm now next to him.

383
00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:02,000
I think she's fully going to like one of her legs comes up and like kicks him in the back of the neck.

384
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000
So he like goes forward a little bit and then she's like pulling out her.

385
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Her little switchblade made a light light and is just going to straight up like put it right up against the back of his neck.

386
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Not stabbing, not stabbing, not stabbing yet.

387
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,000
And is going to lean in and say, OK, motherfucker, first of all, swinging on a lady rude.

388
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Second of all, not a hooker, although there was no shame in that game.

389
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000
And I really don't appreciate the derogatory tone there.

390
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Third of all, where the fuck is my drink?

391
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
As you're in the middle of your speech, everybody's like, oh shit.

392
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Like as they watch him eat massive shit and then like you with the knife and right on cue,

393
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
smoke kind of rolls into the middle of the situation.

394
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
He goes, hey, it's a little early to be auditioning for the circus sunshine.

395
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Why don't you get off the bar stool and he helps the pufferfish guy up and he's like, hey, man, I'm so sorry about my friend.

396
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
She's had a few too many.

397
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
She actually just texted me and said that she needed help getting out,

398
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
but I think she might have to chill for a few.

399
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
So if I hear that.

400
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Yeah, you can hear it.

401
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Oh, I'm so fucked up.

402
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
You hear that?

403
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Absolutely plastered over there.

404
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I'm on the bar.

405
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I'm taking a patron's drink.

406
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
You can be slighted a hand check.

407
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Cool.

408
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
I'm not trying to be slight about it.

409
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000
This is to see if anybody decides they want to pick a fight over someone's.

410
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
20.

411
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Yeah, you don't.

412
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Cool.

413
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,000
People are too not in shock, but just like eyes focused on everything that's happening

414
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
and now smoke has sort of put the attention on himself.

415
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000
He helps the pufferfish guy up and he goes, hey, man, you need to get her the fuck out

416
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
of here.

417
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,840
She just put a knife to win a cod father's guys.

418
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,000
She could be fucking killed for that right here right now.

419
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
And smoke is like, hey, man, chill, chill.

420
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
It's good.

421
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
It's good.

422
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,600
I tell you what though, why don't you just leave her alone and I don't go tell cod father

423
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,000
about the fact that you have not been giving people their drinks.

424
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
He's going to roll intimidation.

425
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Can I see if there actually is jit behind the bar?

426
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Not bad.

427
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
26.

428
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah, give me a give me a perception check.

429
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Yeah, your perception check.

430
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Holy shit.

431
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
28.

432
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000
There is so much alcohol behind that bar and there's plenty of bottles of gin.

433
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
He probably just thought that you were really trashed and wanted you to leave.

434
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Cool.

435
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Nice.

436
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
One of the bottles.

437
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000
For a slight a hand check with disadvantage.

438
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000
DC 15.

439
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
14.

440
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Cool.

441
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
So a smoke is done putting out one fire.

442
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Okay, I was just to do it or to see if you could do it.

443
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
This is to help the fire.

444
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
I was never mind.

445
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
What you said, can I take one of the bottles?

446
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Yeah, I was going to slide a hand check.

447
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Not to like have for me.

448
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000
This is to show the motherfucker that there's a bottle of gin.

449
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Right.

450
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
I mean, partially still a fire.

451
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
It's not going to be polite.

452
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
I'll tell you that right now.

453
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,000
The pufferfish guy kind of, he puffs his chest out and gets kind of down on smoke.

454
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
I mean, smoke's not short.

455
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,000
He's very much average height, but the pufferfish guy's probably closer to like 6'2".

456
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:23,000
But on a 26, smoke kind of like makes his eyes kind of glow red for a second and his hands kind of start radiating smoke and get a little bit intangible.

457
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Part of his get up, his weapon is a chain that's always wrapped around his arm.

458
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
And he kind of makes that glow red hot for a second.

459
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
And the pufferfish guy kind of takes a couple of looks like sizes him up and he's like, you know what?

460
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Fine.

461
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I'll back off.

462
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,000
You need to get her out of here before the end of the night or I'm going to throw both your asses out and it's not going to be me that's doing it.

463
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
It's going to be that guy over there with six rows of teeth that's more than happy to eat a couple of guests.

464
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
That's all I'm saying.

465
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:52,000
As he goes to walk away, smoke kind of grabs him by the arm and he's like,

466
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Hey man, I think you still owe her a fucking drink.

467
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
And the pufferfish guy goes, yeah man, for sure, whatever.

468
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:04,000
And then walks over behind the bar, pushes you out of the way and makes you a drink or has the bartender make a drink.

469
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,000
And he sets two shots of the same drink down on the bar and he goes, it's on the house.

470
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
And then walks away.

471
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Smoke slides over to the bar and grabs a shot.

472
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
And you know, so you-

473
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
I'm slamming that shit.

474
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're going, we're going.

475
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
And then you get a constitution saving throw for both of us.

476
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
No.

477
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
I'm flying.

478
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
How did you get?

479
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
23.

480
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I got a 12.

481
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
It's not bad though.

482
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
It's not awful.

483
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Smoke is a, like, very much a man from, if Seattle existed, a man from Seattle that prefers to get high and graffiti.

484
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:51,000
He's not really, um, like a hard liquor and drug kind of person, so he takes the shot just kind of off the adrenaline of the moment.

485
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,000
And just fucking, what the fuck are you drinking?

486
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
That is some of the most fa- was there drugs in that?

487
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Oh, Molly, yeah.

488
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
What do you mean, oh, Molly, yeah.

489
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Well, I-

490
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
That, that was foul.

491
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
That was disgusting.

492
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000
I don't see those of you had.

493
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Nine?

494
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Nine.

495
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Well, oh, okay, of this shot or of shots total?

496
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I've only had three of this.

497
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
I don't want to know shots total.

498
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I don't want to know shots total.

499
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
So what's up with this place?

500
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Well, the staff is a fucking buzzkill, apparently.

501
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Yeah, seems like it.

502
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
I was still sitting on the bar having this full conversation.

503
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Bartender just keeps like looking at smoke, being like, hey man, like, is she gonna, and he's just like, don't, he's not worth it.

504
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Don't fuck with me.

505
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
He's not worth it.

506
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Um, I was planning on getting absolutely fucked up.

507
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Um, I, I'm not having a grand old time.

508
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Part, like the people here kind of suck.

509
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Yeah, it doesn't really seem like a fun place to be.

510
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Eh.

511
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
You check out some of the people in here, man?

512
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I lifted-

513
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
I have rap sheets longer than I am tall.

514
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
I lifted shit off a couple of them.

515
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Lifted shit off of a room full of criminals that all have powers.

516
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Yeah.

517
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
What do you get your amazing ideas from, Fett?

518
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Um, having a sense of humor.

519
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I didn't know you came equipped with one of those.

520
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah.

521
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Well, I tell you what, if we're already stealing stuff off of them and I'm about to take the worst trip of my life in a place I don't want to be-

522
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
You'll be fine.

523
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Why don't we make it a competition and see how much we can lift all these bozos before we leave?

524
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Deal.

525
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Um, I can't say the same as last time because you all didn't get to hear what happened last time.

526
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Do you want to do it together or do you want to do it separate?

527
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Um, let's do it together because I've got multiple different ideas on how they can run schemes.

528
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Okay.

529
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Um, what check would you like to make?

530
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Uh, performance.

531
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Cool.

532
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Um, smoke will run sleight of hand.

533
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Hmm.

534
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Fuck yeah.

535
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
24.

536
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
15.

537
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Not awful.

538
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Um, I don't know.

539
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
24.

540
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
15.

541
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Not awful.

542
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Um, I will say we'll meet in the middle and call it 20.

543
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:11,000
You and Smoke have done this routine plenty of times, going to different places, public squares, bars, kind of wherever you can in just one person running distraction on the other person lifting stuff.

544
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,000
The two of you have bounced around places for what feels like forever.

545
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
You're currently staying in like this burned out apartment building somewhere in the eastern fringes.

546
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Uh, they're just basically waiting to tear down to put down, like to put up another industrial warehouse that'll go out and like a month, uh, once the newest thing comes in and the old thing goes out.

547
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000
So, kind of the way that you all make money is by essentially robbing people blind all the time.

548
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:41,000
So this is a very normal thing for you all to be doing going around and, uh, lifting shit off of people.

549
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
So like, what do you, what do you do?

550
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
What's your routine?

551
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I think, I think there's two primary ones, which, uh, the first is fetch is playing, uh, half playing half actually being the, the drunk pretty girl.

552
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Like she's, she's a very attractive person.

553
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Yeah.

554
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Um, and going up and being like, Oh my God, like I'm so sorry and like bumping into people and like that thing of like, Oh my gosh, wow, you're so strong.

555
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Oh my gosh, your hands are so big.

556
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
And then just like hooking her finger around a ring and just like, like popping it off.

557
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
She's also like taking some stuff, but like playing that, um, and using like her charms that way.

558
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And then I think, um, while like he comes in and like, and then I think another option for people that she doesn't like clock that that would work on is, uh, it's a fight.

559
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Like starting the fight, the same thing that actually happens in real life.

560
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Um, it's that energy of like, Oh my God, you bumped into me and you spilled like shit on me and oh my God, like you got to fucking take care of this or like going and acting like even messing with me.

561
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Acting like even messy or drunk and being like they're about to like, like get into a scuffle with someone and while that's happening, he's either like coming up and like lifting or if he's like coming in and like being like, whoa.

562
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Yeah.

563
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Like kind of like pulling you away and be like, I'm so sorry.

564
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
I mean, that's a really killer jacket though.

565
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Where'd you get that?

566
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
And then like kind of getting a little handy patting him down.

567
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
And guys like, Whoa, what the fuck?

568
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
He's like, Oh, sorry.

569
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Just he's busy been a long night.

570
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
A lot of drinks.

571
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Um, go that way.

572
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Just kind of doing that routine, um, like using his amorphous enhancement, being able to like kind of turn himself into, um, smoke, sort of literally floating between the crowd and just kind of like waiting on the outskirts until you've picked somebody and then coming up behind them,

573
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,000
grabbing something out of their, out of their pants pocket or coming up behind them and like also acting super drunk or like they're cooler.

574
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:32,000
They're bros and just kind of getting enough jostling movement in there for one of the two of you to pick something off of them and then go into the next person.

575
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,000
And I think she's also fully like on her own, like not even as part of the like the duo routine.

576
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:46,000
There's like a random times where she'll just like fully like grab somebody and start like dancing with them and then just hands in the back pocket, like fully like, yeah, I'm into this.

577
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Why my cash is gone.

578
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Yeah, there's not cash in this world, but credits.

579
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Same difference.

580
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
So just like fully on her.

581
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Like that's not a part of the, the like competition.

582
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
That's just, yeah.

583
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Like past the time and the moments that like fetch goes off and does those things.

584
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:29,000
And then she just smokes, smoke finds like random fucking tables where they're betting on different things and like uses uses his sort of smoke ability to kind of blow puffs of I keep saying smoke to keep blowing puffs to smoke in people's eyes and like switch around the chips or whatever they're betting on very quickly and just really kind of pushing his like rock, charisma and charm right in these guys faces just hustling them by essentially cheating and just kind of making their way through the room that way.

585
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I'm going to roll something.

586
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
So you all did pretty well.

587
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:41,000
And I'm going to roll a couple of dice and figure out how many credits you all walk away with at the end of the night.

588
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Yeah.

589
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
It's not bad.

590
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
3000.

591
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Not a bad night.

592
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I mean, this is this a room full of high rollers.

593
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I mean, that's something else to preface, right?

594
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Like this is a dangerous place to be trying to run this kind of scheme at.

595
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Between you being as is inebriated as you are and smoke being as confident as he is and running the scheme.

596
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
There's really not a lot of fourth thought that goes into like, is this the right place or is this the wrong place?

597
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Like if anything, it's just like a room full of more opportunities.

598
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:15,000
But it's also one of those things where it's like, you know, these people come to a club where like thugs and gangsters and super villains like to hang out.

599
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
You got to expect to get lifted at some point.

600
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
You know, it's like you're crazy if you leave something in your bare pocket in a place like this.

601
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'm going to roll something.

602
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I also don't think there's a thing in Fetch's brain that tells her that there's a time and place for things.

603
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Right.

604
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Like I think it's just everything is fair game all the time.

605
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
And for Smog it's very much the opposite.

606
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000
It's trying to pick like the right moment or the right thing to say to the right person in the right instance.

607
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000
And it's just a lot of damage control on his end, like pulling you away before something wrong is set or before the fucking.

608
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Before you say something to the wrong person that you repeated to the person behind them and they're like two feet away.

609
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And it's like, oh, yeah.

610
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
She's making like the biggest, like burliest looking dudes to like try and lift from.

611
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
And it's like, yeah, that's like a challenge. That's fun.

612
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah. No, it's a crazy fucking night for sure.

613
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Do you want to do another shot before you leave?

614
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Or do you just kind of want to go?

615
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I'm taking as many shots as possible.

616
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Con saving throw.

617
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Um, 12.

618
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I don't know why I just typed in six plus six.

619
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
You're funny.

620
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Ricky got a 15.

621
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
No, not great.

622
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
It's not Ricky.

623
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
It's not Ricky.

624
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
It's not sorry.

625
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
It's not Ricky.

626
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Smoke got a 15.

627
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
So not awful.

628
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Do have you taken another shot of something that tastes absolutely awful and probably has drugs in it?

629
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,000
And dance and lift and dance and lift and dance and lift pretty much the whole night.

630
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
At some point the crowd starts to wind down.

631
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000
People are starting to pick up chairs and like put them back in their places and the guards like cool party's over.

632
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Shit's done.

633
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Get the fuck out of here.

634
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Are there rafters?

635
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
No, you guys are underground.

636
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Damn.

637
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Crazy.

638
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I was, I was, do you want to do anything else with that?

639
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I wanted to be on like a rafter like you just want to like hang out until everybody disappears.

640
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
No, like she's fucked up and having a good time.

641
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:10,000
She's not just partying like I was, she's physically hanging from the rafters.

642
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
You don't know how she got up there.

643
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
She climbed like on like climbing on people.

644
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I mean, there's plenty of shit for you to teleport on top of, but there aren't like rafters.

645
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
You guys are underground building kind of deal.

646
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
She closes parties down semi frequently.

647
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000
She's like on top of something she shouldn't be on top of.

648
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Give me a perception check as the nine wets.

649
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Night winds down.

650
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
I'm all over the place.

651
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Um, perception 13 plus 9 22.

652
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Not bad.

653
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I'm going to roll on smokes.

654
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
We have no heat and see shit.

655
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Is you all begin to make your way with the crowd towards the exit?

656
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Another group of what looks like more, I don't want to say more formal gangsters,

657
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,000
but what looked like a couple of more gang members that aren't affiliated with Godfather's gang.

658
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Walk into the club as it's shutting down.

659
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000
None of the guards tell them to go away and they seem to go straight up to Godfather's place.

660
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Godfather's throne.

661
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I guess you could call it.

662
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
And you recognize one of the guys that's leading the group is Ricky Sanchez,

663
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
who is another local gang leader who's much smaller than Godfather.

664
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Same smuggling, same drug deals, same gun deals, all the fun nefarious shit.

665
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
What it looks like they're having a meeting.

666
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
How drunk am I?

667
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Um, given all of your con saves probably vary.

668
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
You're not like puking in the bathroom.

669
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

670
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I just want to know if I'm, I feel like a shot off from that.

671
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I recognize this on a time, she doesn't really recognize that there's like not a time and place for everything,

672
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
but I'm just trying to decide how far I'm going with that.

673
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000
If I see someone I know walk into a place and whether or not I'm going to greet them.

674
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Yeah, I'm interrupting.

675
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Okay, cool.

676
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Uh, what do you say it?

677
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Who do you say it to?

678
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Has like Ricky's like walking up or like, I'm assuming it's like a bigger room, right?

679
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Yeah.

680
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
The room's pretty empty now, like it's pretty large when there's not like a hundred bodies in it.

681
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
We're like making our way towards the exit or something and then I like see Ricky and I'm fully like,

682
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
oh my God, man!

683
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
And like talking about this party fuck it sucks, everyone's leaving, I don't know why.

684
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Um, Jesus.

685
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And just like going up and just like fully like arms around the shoulder greeting me like,

686
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
did you get a new shipment in for me?

687
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Cool.

688
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Uh, Ricky, Ricky looks mortified as you start yelling about how bad the party is.

689
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
And about, oh my God, he's huge.

690
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Ricky, uh, Ricky's like, I want to say five, seven, five, eight.

691
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
He's got short, um, kind of spiked up black hair.

692
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Um, he's not super, he's not dressed super well.

693
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000
He's got like an cargo pants and a tank like a black tank, uh, with a very large automatic rifle kind of slung across the back.

694
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Like he's, there's no attempt to make it look like he's anything other than he is.

695
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah.

696
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
He goes, hey, fetch, I am actually right in the middle.

697
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
He kind of like pushes you off and like sets you down by your shoulders.

698
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Like I'm right in the middle of a deal.

699
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I'm so cool getting you somewhere of whatever it is you're looking for, just like not tonight, not right now.

700
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I got something big going on.

701
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Uh, Godfather goes over, he goes, Hey, what's the fucking hold up over there?

702
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Me?

703
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Um, usually Ricky just puts his head down for a second and takes his hands off and backs away and Godfather's sort of large body.

704
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,000
You can feel the ground shake when he like gets up and starts walking down off of his throne.

705
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Smoke at this point is like pulling on, on your fucking arm being like, Hey, we gotta, we gotta go.

706
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Like let's move.

707
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Let's say Ricky, it's been so nice to see you, man.

708
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I party hopping.

709
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
We're, we're party hopping.

710
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
We're party, we're party hopping.

711
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
We're party hopping right now.

712
00:41:47,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Um, can you give me a dexterity check with disadvantage and, um, or I guess we'll call it a saving throw and then I'm going to do one for Fetch, or not Fetch, smoke as well.

713
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
One was a nat 20.

714
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,000
And the other one was a, uh, non-nat 20.

715
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Oh wow. Um, cool.

716
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Yeah, you, just have something that's not the nat 20 because I fully would have just teleported the fuck out of there.

717
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
And then smoke, um, fucking dash for the door is Confather steps kind of like loom in the distance.

718
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
He's like, Hey, the party's just fucking starting over here.

719
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
And like as he's getting louder, fucking smoke fully just like yanks you forward.

720
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
And it's like, don't talk to him.

721
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Don't talk to him.

722
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Just get out of the building.

723
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Let's just get out.

724
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Let's go to another one.

725
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Um, and some of the guards are like, Hey, he's talking to you and you guys fucking jet up the stairs and yell out into the night.

726
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Uh, Sapphire setting in the Eastern fringes.

727
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Do I know of another party that's happening?

728
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Uh, give me a Lord check.

729
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Uh, two.

730
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Two?

731
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Two.

732
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
A raw two?

733
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
A raw two.

734
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Um, no.

735
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
I can make a fucking party.

736
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,000
You could throw one at your abandoned department for sure.

737
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000
You could do like a block party at your house.

738
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Okay.

739
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Cool.

740
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Uh, you and smoke.

741
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Smoke thinks at this point that y'all are just going back to your place to sort of crash for the evening.

742
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
She's lying to him and telling him that yes they are.

743
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Oh my God.

744
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Can you give me a deception check?

745
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I guess I'll roll and say on behalf of smoke.

746
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
18.

747
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
God damn it.

748
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I got a 12.

749
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Um, yeah, smoke is just at this point happy that you all made it out and he's just kind of, he pops one at your

750
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000
butt in and starts texting a couple of different people and is like, yeah, no, for sure.

751
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Totally.

752
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Just like fully clocked out as he's walking kind of on autopilot back towards the place.

753
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
You know, I've learned my lesson.

754
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I drank too much.

755
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Yeah.

756
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
I'll call in a night.

757
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
We can get some water.

758
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
For sure.

759
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yep.

760
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I'm also pulling out my phone and texting and calling as many people as possible.

761
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Yeah, he's so fucking oblivious.

762
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
She doesn't actually, she doesn't fucking know anyone.

763
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
She doesn't make a lot of friends.

764
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
She probably knows like smoke.

765
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
That's like a good guy calling dealers.

766
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah, it's like, I think the only other people in her phone are dealers like Ricky's like

767
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
a friend and that he's a dealer.

768
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Yeah.

769
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
She bothers for sure.

770
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
You call a bunch of different people, primarily dealers.

771
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I guess give me a fucking persuasion, Jack.

772
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
See how many people you think you can bring 17.

773
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Uh, you get a surprisingly high amount of people texting back and like RSVPing for this thing.

774
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
It's like two in the morning.

775
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
You all are getting back to this.

776
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Literally, is a burned out abandoned apartment building in the middle of the French's.

777
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
What are you telling people as they're texting you and they'll be like, hey, got your voicemail.

778
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Super fucking weird call.

779
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Where's the party?

780
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I think that's the phone call.

781
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
It's literally like fucking party, man.

782
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Come on.

783
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
We're just texting back.

784
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
What party?

785
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Where?

786
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
How many, like what?

787
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Is it BYOB?

788
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Like what?

789
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Yes, it's BYOB.

790
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Bring BYO, so many bees.

791
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Oh my God.

792
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
We owe all of the bees.

793
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Smoke, what's our address?

794
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Like the numbers.

795
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
He looks up from his phone and takes out one of his ears and he goes, what's our what?

796
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Like the number on the building.

797
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
You mean the number that's been burned off the front of the building?

798
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
So we don't have an address.

799
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
No, we don't have an address.

800
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
That would defeat the purpose.

801
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000
We're trying to like hide and be undercover.

802
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah.

803
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
You're just trying to like.

804
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I just want to have a friend over.

805
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
What friend?

806
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Can I do a lower check to come up with somebody's name?

807
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Yeah, give me a lower check.

808
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Call it DC10.

809
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Yes.

810
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Cool, give me a name.

811
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Fucking, literally the first name that popped in my head was Ricky, like unrelated to this,

812
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
just as a name.

813
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Yeah, sure.

814
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
He goes, yeah, didn't he in the middle of a deal?

815
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
It ended.

816
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
It ended.

817
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Yeah.

818
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Right.

819
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
And he's going to.

820
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
We got some new stuff in.

821
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
He's going to come hang out with us in our city burned out apartment.

822
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Well, he's going to come hang out with me.

823
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Right.

824
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
You know, we live together, right?

825
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah, but I'm like.

826
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Like it's, we share custody of the house.

827
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Yeah, it's shared custody of the house.

828
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
It's not custody.

829
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
It's a fucking house.

830
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Right.

831
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Well, it's actually, it's a burned out apartment building that nobody lives in anymore.

832
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
So, okay.

833
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,000
You know what, you and Ricky live your best life.

834
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I'll find anywhere else to be.

835
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
No, you can still be at the fucking house.

836
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
No, that's okay.

837
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
No, no, no, no, no, stay at the house.

838
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
No, it's all right.

839
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I think I owe Ricky something.

840
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I don't remember what, and I'd rather not be a costate of my own home.

841
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
It'll be fine.

842
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
He seems like the kind of guy that a bullet gun out of my town.

843
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I don't have the credits.

844
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
His gun's already out.

845
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
It's fine.

846
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
He doesn't pull it out.

847
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
It's just there.

848
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Um, sure.

849
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
He goes, all right, you know what?

850
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Fine.

851
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I'm not gonna stop doing my thing, but I will.

852
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
What thing are you doing?

853
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,000
I'm probably gonna fucking graffiti and paint up some of the attacks from the other rooms.

854
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
I've only done like the top floor.

855
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I still got all the floors underneath it.

856
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
This is like my showcase.

857
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
You're like, okay.

858
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Listen, the rest of the fucking, the Chroma Gang are gonna be absolutely floored when

859
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
they come and see this whole guy.

860
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
You said invite him.

861
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
You know what's not?

862
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
You're not really there seeing.

863
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Can I try and grab the card out of his pocket?

864
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Give me a slide of a hand check.

865
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I'm gonna like, info on it.

866
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I'm gonna roll against the perception.

867
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
19.

868
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Cool.

869
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Uh, yeah.

870
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Do you want to do it in a very obvious way or do you want to do it in a very, like, he

871
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
didn't notice way?

872
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Uh, with him, he didn't notice way.

873
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Cool.

874
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,640
Uh, he turns around to probably kick down or pull down one of the ladders that you all

875
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,640
have to use to like get into the rest of the building and just swipe his little-

876
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,640
She's really like drunk, subbling me like, oh, sorry.

877
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:04,640
His little fucking, uh, tiny little tagged card that has, just basically just gluises

878
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,640
like Chroma crew on it and then it's got a couple of numbers on the back.

879
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,640
Which one of these numbers is-

880
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,640
Are you asking that out loud?

881
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,640
Yeah.

882
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,640
He turns around, he goes, what the fuck?

883
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,640
What do you mean?

884
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,640
Which one?

885
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,640
Which number's what?

886
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,640
Which one of the numbers?

887
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
The top one, the middle one or the bottom one.

888
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640
What are you doing?

889
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,640
How about none of them?

890
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,640
I'm inviting your friend.

891
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,640
What?

892
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,640
I don't need them to come here right now.

893
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640
This is not the scene, man.

894
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,640
We're talking like graffiti together.

895
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,640
Be cute.

896
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,640
Um, right as you and fucking Smokester arguing as you all make your way towards the top,

897
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,640
uh, a bunch of people start funneling into the bottom and just kind of going to the top

898
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:43,640
looking for you all and smoke kind of like leans out of the window and he goes, who the fuck are they?

899
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,640
I have no idea.

900
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,640
I'm so drunk.

901
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,640
Oh my god.

902
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:58,640
I have the strongest feeling right now that that frantic buzzing in your pocket might mean

903
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,640
that you have a bit of an idea.

904
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,640
Fetch, how many people did you invite to our place?

905
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,640
I don't know.

906
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640
That's 100% true.

907
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,640
I don't know.

908
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,640
That's what do you mean you don't know?

909
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,640
And as you all are going back and forth, the fucking, I mean there's no door, right?

910
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Like there aren't any doors in this place.

911
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,640
The fucking people just start piling in and fucking random, like just random people are

912
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,640
like, Fetch!

913
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,640
Smokers!

914
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,640
So long people are fucking setting up alcohol all over the place.

915
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:28,640
People are immediately doing drugs and it turns into a massive house party super quick.

916
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,640
So invite your friends.

917
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,640
Oh my god.

918
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,640
Um, give me another con save.

919
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Trying to see how mad he would be if I actually did like call a number on this because I don't

920
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,640
want to like ruin his life as a player.

921
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:47,640
Oh, um, nine.

922
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,640
You are officially into constant nausea territory.

923
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:55,640
You are like, you are a half step to the left away from facing the toilet bowl.

924
00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:01,640
Uh, you and, and smoke at this point is kind of sitting out just mad upset that his home

925
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,640
has just been invaded.

926
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,640
Uh, and hella people pile in, they start feeding you shots.

927
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,640
They start feeding each other shots and it's just a whole another fucking party.

928
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:15,640
Three, four AM rolls around another two hours of absolute fucking debauchery goes by.

929
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:20,640
I'm gonna roll a slide of hand or stealth with disadvantage for the party on the block

930
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,640
to see how noticeable it is.

931
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,640
Obviously a house doesn't have.

932
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,640
Yeah, cool.

933
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,640
That's a hot eight.

934
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:33,640
Um, you all make zero attempt to be, to be quiet.

935
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,640
I think she's so into it.

936
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640
She's like making lights and shit.

937
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Yeah, you're like doing the fucking finger thing, firing neon lights everywhere.

938
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,640
Other people are running around using their powers willy nilly motherfuckers are starting

939
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:48,640
like trash fires in different rooms, like just absolutely lighting the house.

940
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,640
God damn it.

941
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:54,640
Um, yeah, people fucking flying around and getting super small and running around on

942
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,640
the floor.

943
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,640
It's absolute madness.

944
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,640
Um, right around like five, I'm gonna say 435 in the morning at this point rolls around.

945
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,640
The sun is just barely starting to peak up over the horizon.

946
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,640
People show zero sign of stopping.

947
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,640
This party stopped literally started literally only two hours ago.

948
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:14,640
Um, but you hear your perception check actually, instead of just straight up saying what happens.

949
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,640
That 20.

950
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Um, you all are like on the fifth floor.

951
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:25,000
So this is like a five story building and floor by floor, it starts to get like super

952
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:31,240
quiet like the first floor goes quiet, second floor quiet, third floor quiet, fourth floor

953
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,240
quiet.

954
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:37,480
So you're stopping, partying and as you look out of the top, um, like one of the top windows,

955
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:42,360
people are just like sprinting out like they are funneling and dashing down the fucking

956
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,360
sidewalks.

957
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,240
Not that bad of a fucking party.

958
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:51,920
Uh, and then you hear a familiar thud, thud, thud is somebody massive is coming up the

959
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,960
back stairwell up to the fifth floor.

960
00:51:53,960 --> 00:52:00,160
Uh, and several half fish, half men, uh, guards, clearance, puffer fish there, puffer fish is

961
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:05,200
there, hammer head guy is there, there's an octopus there, just all sorts of different

962
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,840
fucking sea life people walk in, uh, and immediately start like telling people to clear out or

963
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,480
kicking bottles over being absolute assholes.

964
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,480
Hey.

965
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,920
Yeah, as you go to get in one of their faces, he pulls out a gun and it's just like you back

966
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,920
the fuck up.

967
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920
It's puffer fish guy immediately.

968
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,920
He like, you go to somebody else and he gets in front of you.

969
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,920
He goes, you know what?

970
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,920
Fuck you.

971
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,240
I don't want to give you a drink anyways.

972
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240
You crazy bitch.

973
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,920
I don't know you a goddamn thing.

974
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,040
You see another guy goes, what did you call him?

975
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,280
He goes, hey, it's just like a part of the thing.

976
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,920
Not a part of the fucking thing.

977
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,760
A smoke comes in and he goes, hey man, what the fuck is this about dude?

978
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,760
Like this is just like a.

979
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,760
Yeah, smoke gonna need to like.

980
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,240
It's just like a fucking party.

981
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,560
Uh, and then everybody kind of stands up a little straighter is like this massive figure

982
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:49,880
like ducks underneath, um, the, uh, the fucking entrance to the room.

983
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,240
And uh, another sort of deep super thick Eastern fringes accent comes from the very back room

984
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:58,960
and goes, hey, thought I told you all not to run out of my fucking club earlier after

985
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,360
I had my little deal with Ricky Sanchez.

986
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:06,320
Uh, and his cod father standing in your all's a fucking trash fire living room.

987
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,040
And what I'm imagining because I, what I was trying to say was.

988
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,120
He's fully having to crouch the whole time he's in the room.

989
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,480
Like wanting to swing on the puffer fish guy.

990
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,480
I think it's fully, she's got like barrel of the gun to the chest and she's like fully

991
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,680
like holding the knife like up to him.

992
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,480
Smoke is just like hands on both your chest.

993
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,280
Please stop being like, I didn't know you were talking to me.

994
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,200
I'll be completely honest man.

995
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,920
Uh, give me a note of con save.

996
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,160
We'll call your final one for the evening to see if you can sober up.

997
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,160
I do.

998
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,160
What'd you get?

999
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,160
Uh, 19.

1000
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,160
Cool.

1001
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,640
Uh, you sober up several shots disappear and you are a lot more lucid than you were 20

1002
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,640
minutes ago.

1003
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:49,480
The way she so was up, she's like steps up a little.

1004
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,280
Like just for the adrenaline that comes from that.

1005
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,060
Yeah, it's like, you know, when you like, this something I've never done in real life.

1006
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:56,560
Sometimes when you're like really drunk.

1007
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,560
I've never done in real life.

1008
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:02,160
I've never stabbed myself, but I have like, like I've jumped into like an ice cold pool

1009
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,440
like on multiple occasions.

1010
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,480
It's like, like shock yourself back to it.

1011
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,640
Yeah, but like with a knife and stabbing herself in the leg and like there's no like

1012
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:10,800
attempt to hide it.

1013
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,800
It's not like, uh, it's like, oh, time for business.

1014
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,800
Cool.

1015
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,800
Okay.

1016
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Yep.

1017
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Uh, you watch this.

1018
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,800
Some of the guards look at that.

1019
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800
Fuck.

1020
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,800
Um, and it's fine.

1021
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800
It's not your leg.

1022
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:26,760
It's the other starts like tilting his nose up towards the air is blood starts to run

1023
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:32,520
down your leg and he's like, what is, uh, what is that?

1024
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,320
Are you, are you okay?

1025
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,560
And he like gets his face giant fucking massive head.

1026
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,800
It gets like right down next to your leg as you start ripping blood.

1027
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,320
But you're a little fucking close there.

1028
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,800
Like, he goes, what?

1029
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,920
I'm just trying to help a little lady out.

1030
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,920
Okay.

1031
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,800
I'm fucking looks up and smiles.

1032
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,600
And it's just row after row of rank ass teeth.

1033
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:58,080
His skin is like gold encrusted and he has just, just under the layer of his skin.

1034
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:03,560
He has like a titanium, um, like Dural layer so that he's incredibly hard to hurt.

1035
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,040
The gold is just for fun and flashiness.

1036
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,240
But his teeth, because they're sharks teeth, they shed, so he can't really plate those.

1037
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,800
So it's just like half of them are broken or chewed up.

1038
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,440
And then the other half are like brand new sharp fresh out of the box.

1039
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,440
Shark facts.

1040
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,440
Yeah.

1041
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,440
Shark facts, shark facts.

1042
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:23,600
So, the smoke again tries to like hop in between you and Godfrey and is like, Hey, man, welcome

1043
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,080
to the play.

1044
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,400
Uh, me Casa, Su Casa.

1045
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,720
Welcome to smoke and fetches place.

1046
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,000
What can I do you for?

1047
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,160
Are you hitting on me or trying to eat me?

1048
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,160
Shut the fuck up.

1049
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,160
I'm curious.

1050
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160
Yes.

1051
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,160
Let him go.

1052
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,160
You don't want to know the answer to that?

1053
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,200
No, I don't want to know the answer to that.

1054
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,960
I'm so sorry.

1055
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,480
She's always liked this.

1056
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,960
This is me so.

1057
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,960
Yeah.

1058
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,960
This is definitely Fetsovert.

1059
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:51,400
The Godfather kind of stands up and as much as he can without his head hitting the ceiling

1060
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,640
and he goes to one of the like shitty couches, sits down on it and the thing just fucking

1061
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,720
breaks under his weight.

1062
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,000
And then like kind of he can't snap because he's got fins.

1063
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,600
So he just kind of like fins at somebody and one of the guards runs over another cigar

1064
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,400
and he starts, doesn't like it, chews on it and just starts chewing on his cigar.

1065
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,720
Another guard on the other side pulls out this like really antique whiskey box opens

1066
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,920
it pours him a glass and hands it to him.

1067
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,920
He didn't say anything.

1068
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:19,120
He just like sits there and chews on a cigar and drinks his drink and is just kind of like

1069
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,120
taken into place.

1070
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,960
So I'm just supposed to figure out what that was.

1071
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,960
Okay.

1072
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:31,440
Weird things have happened.

1073
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,000
After with like a super long awkward silence, smoke is just kind of standing around.

1074
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
I just talk to him the entire time.

1075
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Yeah.

1076
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,480
You're just fucking motor mouth and none of the guards are talking.

1077
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,000
Smoke is like actively, he's actually going to do perception check.

1078
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,880
That fucking puff of a bitch in the mouth.

1079
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:45,880
Yeah.

1080
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,840
Smoke is going to try and find the closest exit to jump out of that is not like immediately

1081
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,920
covered by a guard in case things go super, super south.

1082
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,640
And he starts like backing towards a window where there aren't like multiple guards standing

1083
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,640
next to it.

1084
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,160
And he's just kind of like, let's like, hey, like, you just kind of like kick your foot

1085
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,160
his frizzies like back up.

1086
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,000
Am I able to see like another rooftop from where I am?

1087
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,160
Um, or a window where I can see out of it.

1088
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,840
Give me a perception check.

1089
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,840
We'll say DC 15.

1090
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,840
There's one close enough.

1091
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,840
Yeah.

1092
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,840
Like there's there's one within range.

1093
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,840
Um, my range is 120.

1094
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,840
13.

1095
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,680
Um, there is, there is not a rooftop within range.

1096
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,760
You could probably get on like a fire escape.

1097
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,840
Maybe it's going to be a sketchy jump.

1098
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,200
There aren't a whole lot of buildings in the eastern fringes.

1099
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,640
Like a lot of them are kind of sparse and spread out.

1100
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,520
But you could certainly try it.

1101
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,520
Okay.

1102
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:48,240
Uh, if I can cod father eventually choose down sort of his cigar to a nub and there's

1103
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,160
kind of like, he didn't, again, didn't flick it.

1104
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,240
He just kind of swatts it out of his mouth and it goes flying across the room.

1105
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:58,240
He goes, listen, that cigar is probably worth more than your whole fucking house.

1106
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,640
Yeah, I would imagine.

1107
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,640
Look at it.

1108
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,640
Yeah.

1109
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:09,800
So, um, how do you all plan on repaying the 3000 credits you managed to steal from

1110
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:14,240
my customers tonight?

1111
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,880
See now I'm like bounce like I'm teleporting away.

1112
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,280
Right now, now that he said something, it's like fight or flight kicks in immediately.

1113
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,960
Yeah, and it's flight for sure.

1114
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,200
Um, I'll have a conversation.

1115
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,920
I just teleporting out feels boring.

1116
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,080
You can just teleport out.

1117
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,360
If you think you can get away.

1118
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,800
I'm confident I could.

1119
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,680
You mean inside check?

1120
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:46,520
Um, 18, 19.

1121
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:50,880
There was a solid chance that regardless of where you teleport, he has guards close enough

1122
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,840
that they could probably catch you, whether it's in a vehicle or just enough people outside.

1123
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:01,600
Um, you have been to that club enough times and have used your powers in enough ways that

1124
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,000
you, they probably know what you can do.

1125
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Yeah.

1126
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,360
They probably know that you can teleport and move super fast and can blind people.

1127
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:13,200
Uh, so whatever they've got prepared, assuming they have something prepared, it's probably

1128
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,200
enough.

1129
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,200
Okay.

1130
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:22,080
Um, well, it's not, it wasn't your, we didn't steal from you.

1131
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,080
Right.

1132
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:27,000
You didn't steal from, you just stayed, you just stole from my patrons.

1133
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Yeah.

1134
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,640
Stole from my customers that, you know, spend their hard-earned credits.

1135
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,960
My place at the parties that I host where I have to fight the drinks and the drugs and

1136
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:41,760
the fun and then you just thought you'd come in and run your little fucking scheme with

1137
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,520
smoke boil over here, just stealing people's things.

1138
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,120
That's where we're drawing the line in that club.

1139
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,440
Cause I saw two people.

1140
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:59,200
I saw things that he goes, I couldn't get into the bathroom because there was an orgy

1141
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,200
going on in there.

1142
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,200
He likes it.

1143
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,000
He was like a guy who shrunk down and was like literally in another man's ass.

1144
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
I'm not judging.

1145
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,800
Like I'll try anything once, but like,

1146
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,300
Oh yeah, boys reference.

1147
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:14,360
Um, it was just a sex thing that I could think of that had something to do with superpowers.

1148
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,680
Uh, account father sits forward a little bit and he goes, yeah, well, you know the difference

1149
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:23,600
between somebody fucking in my bathroom and somebody taking the stuff out of the pockets

1150
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,960
of my patrons is one of you got caught and the other one didn't.

1151
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,960
Well, they weren't very subtle about it.

1152
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:35,920
So they're like, they probably did get caught.

1153
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,440
Right.

1154
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,720
But that's just for kicks.

1155
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,280
You're just stealing my money.

1156
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,720
Yeah, for kicks, for kicks.

1157
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,120
He goes, why don't we try this out for kicks?

1158
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:53,000
He stands up and takes off his, his like trench coat and he's in like this kind of, uh, pinstripe

1159
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,920
suit and he kind of has to like waddle his way over there because again, he's too tall

1160
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,200
for the ceiling.

1161
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:05,080
Um, and he, he walks over and pulls out this sort of cartoonishly small gun that's like,

1162
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,280
it's got like this kind of like fucking like the dolphin flipper thing that goes, yeah,

1163
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,760
he's got like that where he like sticks his fin in the holster and it's like this little

1164
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,520
thing that sticks onto the end and he pulls out this cartoonishly small gun.

1165
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:20,040
He goes, I tell you what, just for kicks, why don't you open your mouth and I stick

1166
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:26,000
this in, uh, and we'll see how many times I have to pull it before you go splat.

1167
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,680
Just for kicks.

1168
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,240
I come into your home and I do something just for kicks.

1169
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,240
I look at smoke.

1170
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,240
Oh my God.

1171
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,000
It's like like a reservoir lead.

1172
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,280
Like, yeah, basically smoke, no, smoke knows what this look means.

1173
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,000
This look means I don't know what else to say.

1174
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,480
I've run out of things to do.

1175
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,480
Please help.

1176
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:53,320
Um, and he goes, hey man, and then he doesn't put himself between you and the gun.

1177
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,880
But he, uh, he like fucking coward.

1178
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,240
He gets real casual.

1179
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,960
His like his posture drops.

1180
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,400
Um, he's a lot less tense.

1181
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,400
His eyes relax.

1182
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,120
Uh, it's not awful.

1183
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,680
He, 17 persuasion check.

1184
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,280
He just goes, hey man, and then kind of like puts his hand on the gun and just lightly,

1185
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,480
super lightly pushes it down.

1186
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:18,200
He goes, listen, as fun as Russian roulette is, I got a feeling that you're a guy that

1187
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,720
needs a favor.

1188
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,680
And I think that, uh, me and Fetch, we're the kind of people that can pull off one hell

1189
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680
of a favor.

1190
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,680
She can teleport.

1191
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:30,320
I can squeeze into spaces that are literally this big and nobody will ever know we're there.

1192
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,760
So what if, what if we just, uh, we reimburse you?

1193
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,560
He starts pulling out all the credits that you all took and literally just starts handing

1194
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,920
them out, like setting them on the floor.

1195
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:42,840
And he goes, listen, there's, there's two, there's 2,000 credits right there.

1196
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,520
I think the, you said three.

1197
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:50,080
I think, I think we might have spent it on a few too many drinks.

1198
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,720
Well, we were inside and we paid you, right?

1199
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,000
Like we bought drinks from your place.

1200
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,520
Uh, but what if we just, what if we just, what if we just, what if we just, what if

1201
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:58,400
we gave you the 2K and then offered to pay you back in like a favor?

1202
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,400
Like what if we just stole something?

1203
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:05,760
Uh, Godfather just kind of looks down at the, at the 2,000 credits and these little kind

1204
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,200
of like plastic chips.

1205
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:11,040
They're a little bit more fancy than credit cards and basically just fucking stomps on

1206
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,440
them and shatters them.

1207
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,040
So they're worth nothing now.

1208
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,960
He goes, he gets really close to smoking and opens his mouth.

1209
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,880
He goes, how's that for your 2,000 fucking chips?

1210
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,520
You absolute bozos.

1211
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,320
Um, and then.

1212
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,800
I allowed to talk yet.

1213
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,800
I like to say that.

1214
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,800
Turns around and walks away.

1215
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:33,640
He goes, I tell you what, for this transgression against myself, my crew, my good people,

1216
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:38,080
my family, my family, against my family.

1217
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,840
Why don't, why don't I take you up on that favor?

1218
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,840
Yeah.

1219
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,280
Why don't, why don't you do something for me and then I don't fucking eat you too in

1220
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,600
your family room right now?

1221
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,120
How's that sound?

1222
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,720
My love to talk yet.

1223
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:55,800
He just sticks his hands up and he's like, listen, I got us this far.

1224
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,080
I'm good at favors.

1225
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:03,160
I owe a lot of people a lot of things and you know, most of the time they have a positive

1226
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,320
review after.

1227
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,720
Confather kind of smirks for a second and he goes, he's fun.

1228
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,960
Is that sounds fetch?

1229
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:18,600
I can afford people and things that you can't imagine and no offense, but I have a taste

1230
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:24,320
for slightly finer things than backyard trash that likes to get high off of shitty drinks

1231
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,720
at the fish tank and lives in an abandoned burned out building.

1232
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,840
I can't stab Godfather, correct?

1233
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:30,840
You cannot.

1234
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,200
You know what?

1235
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200
You know what?

1236
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,200
You can certainly try.

1237
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,200
You can certainly try.

1238
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,920
DM tried a true phrase.

1239
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:38,920
You can try.

1240
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,720
You may certainly give it your best to go.

1241
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,520
I want people listening to know.

1242
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,600
We had a whole conversation about this where I was like, I as a player struggle to make

1243
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,640
impulsive shitty decisions and I'm playing a character who would make shitty impulsive

1244
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:51,640
decisions.

1245
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:55,600
But I as a player, I'm like, no, I don't want to like fuck things up.

1246
01:04:55,600 --> 01:05:00,080
So I'm pushing boundaries for myself today.

1247
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,240
I'm not going to stab him.

1248
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,720
You started talking about favors and smoke kind of homestab.

1249
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:09,320
He goes, I tell you what, give us your hardest, shittiest job that your little fish goons

1250
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,440
over there, including little dickhead puffer fish man, by the way, that is an absolute

1251
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,120
asshole you should hire in your staff.

1252
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,360
It will take it and we'll get it done within 24 hours.

1253
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:20,840
Or you can eat his balls right here right now.

1254
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,360
Well, I mean, not right here right now.

1255
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:24,120
I'd have to be later if we fail the job, right?

1256
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,120
But that's shut up.

1257
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,280
Conferrer goes, wow.

1258
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,200
You two, you got some stones.

1259
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,800
My hardest job that my boys can't handle.

1260
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,840
I don't know if you noticed, but some of my boys have skin thicker than steel.

1261
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:46,920
I don't know what you and your little girly pop outfit in fucking leather jacket, your

1262
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,440
little spray paint canes laid everywhere I'm going to do, but I tell you what, you can

1263
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,720
take a stab at it and when you die, that'll be penance enough.

1264
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,200
And what happens if we don't die?

1265
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,800
Then consider your debt repaid.

1266
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,720
Maybe I'll even give you another job.

1267
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:10,600
You guys can be like little errand boys, you know, that I just don't pay any money and

1268
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600
don't eat.

1269
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:15,400
Smoke, you're going to have to like step in and stop me at some point because I'm telling

1270
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,320
you right now, I do.

1271
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,320
Fetch, please.

1272
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:23,400
I think it's fully a thing where like Fetch can't fully control like her, like literally

1273
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:29,000
going into like her being this impulsive and this like, like she like, it's like her fingertips

1274
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,520
and like the body around her like literally.

1275
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,520
Give me a wisdom saving throw.

1276
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
It's like fucking.

1277
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:37,520
Yeah, you start like vibrating.

1278
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,520
Wisdom.

1279
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,520
Yeah, give me wisdom saving throw.

1280
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,440
Yeah, give me wisdom saving throw.

1281
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:46,600
You're able to hold it together just a little bit longer.

1282
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:51,200
And smoke goes, listen man, listen, I think it's been a long morning.

1283
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:55,320
I think we all should get a little bit of shut eye and then you can shoot us whatever

1284
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,640
kind of deal you want, whatever kind of job and we'll get it done within 24 hours.

1285
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,280
So let's just, let's all take a breath right.

1286
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,280
We're all friends here.

1287
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,920
We're all deviants in the struggle together.

1288
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:06,920
Fuck DRT.

1289
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,200
Fuck the SCPD.

1290
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,200
Fuck the Pufferfish guy.

1291
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,200
What the fuck did I do?

1292
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,800
Fuck you.

1293
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:17,040
Everybody goes, yeah man, you kind of did that to yourself like you called her a bitch

1294
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,040
or anything.

1295
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,040
He goes, well, it's just part of this stick.

1296
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,880
He also called me a hooker.

1297
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,200
Godfather just kind of laughs.

1298
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:29,000
He goes, you two, you two might, might upgrade from messengers to jesters because it, there's

1299
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,880
something weird and fucked up going on here.

1300
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,440
And I think that shit is absolutely hilarious.

1301
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:39,360
But yeah, I tell you what, I'll get out of here, I'll get out of here, little shitty

1302
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:45,720
house and I'll have one of my guys drop you a little note and you can, you try not to

1303
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,840
die.

1304
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:54,480
See around Fetch, see around Smoke and he sits up off of your now shattered chair, kicks

1305
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,600
a bunch of shit across the floor and then walks out.

1306
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,320
Can I stick, no.

1307
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,840
Can you stick a track room, Godfather?

1308
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:00,840
Yeah.

1309
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,280
Give me a slight hand check.

1310
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,840
Smoke will assist.

1311
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,840
Smoke will assist.

1312
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,840
30-20.

1313
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:09,840
Cool.

1314
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,800
Smoke also got a dirty 20.

1315
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,400
Y'all are chilling.

1316
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:19,200
He turns around and his guys also turn around kind of quickly to leave out of the door and

1317
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:23,800
Smoke clocks the really crazy and impulsive decision you're about to make but he knows

1318
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:28,000
that it's better to just ate it than to try and stop it.

1319
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,040
So he runs interference and kind of like disperses his body in sort of this big puff of smoke

1320
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,080
that makes it look like it just came from one of the trash fires in the room so that

1321
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:40,560
the guards can't see what's happening behind Godfather and then you slap a little shitty

1322
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:45,560
tracker on him and Smoke kind of like manifests back behind the fucking cloud and like yanks

1323
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,560
you back so that you all are a good 5 or 10 feet away from Godfather.

1324
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,560
Fucking fine work.

1325
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:50,560
No, listen, listen.

1326
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,560
We got, we got.

1327
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,080
I don't know what that was.

1328
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:58,960
I need to hit something right now and I'm letting you know that.

1329
01:08:58,960 --> 01:08:59,960
Godfather is right.

1330
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:00,960
Take the wall.

1331
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,960
Right as he's going.

1332
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:08,200
Godfather, right as he's about to walk out of the room, he goes, oh, and I told a couple

1333
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:12,400
of my boys that they could take a few potshots at YouTube for being absolute assholes.

1334
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,320
So I tell you what, consider this a tryout.

1335
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:20,440
If you make it past the boys, you can come work for me for a day and then maybe just

1336
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:21,440
get eaten or killed.

1337
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,280
I don't know what ever kind of bunch that we want to get into.

1338
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:30,440
Yeah, you all have fun fucking bozos and then like just breaks part of the door frame and

1339
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,440
leaves.

1340
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:32,440
It's cool.

1341
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:35,480
So the guards who are going to stay and fight us are in the room, right?

1342
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:36,480
Yep.

1343
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:39,920
But we want to close this to the door frame that Godfather just walked out of.

1344
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:44,240
We don't have a battle map, by the way, so I just have this little shitty virtual battle

1345
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,240
map pulled up on my end.

1346
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:48,640
So it's going to be theater of the mind for all of us except for me, just so I can know

1347
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:52,240
distances because somebody has my battle maps.

1348
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,600
We have one at the house.

1349
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,600
We do.

1350
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:55,880
It's just hexes and I'm not used to using it yet.

1351
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:56,880
It's a very nice battle map.

1352
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,400
I'm just not used to using it.

1353
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,400
Okay.

1354
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400
Blame it on me.

1355
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,520
There's two guys standing by the door.

1356
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:09,840
There's one guy off sort of behind you into the left, one guy off and behind you to the

1357
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,640
right and then there's one guy kind of like in the middle.

1358
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:17,160
So they're a total of five.

1359
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:22,440
I'm just, I want to fire something at wherever Godfather just was.

1360
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,280
That's why I'm trying to hit the guard closest to it.

1361
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:25,280
Okay.

1362
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:26,280
Yeah, for sure.

1363
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:31,280
Go ahead and roll initiative for me, I guess.

1364
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:34,880
What did you get?

1365
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:35,880
22.

1366
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,880
Yeah, 24.

1367
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:37,880
Hell yeah.

1368
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:38,880
24.

1369
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,880
No, same team.

1370
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:40,880
Sorry.

1371
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:41,880
Same team indeed.

1372
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:42,880
Not used to that.

1373
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:43,880
Same team indeed.

1374
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:44,880
All right.

1375
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,880
Let me go ahead and plug in a few more of these guys and we will get to going.

1376
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:54,160
Trying to decide if I just want to like fucking nuke the room.

1377
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,160
Fucking nuke the room.

1378
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,640
Please don't.

1379
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,240
If we're talking signature power, nuke the room.

1380
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,240
I'm not signature powering because I don't have a ring down.

1381
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,240
Thank you.

1382
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,040
I was going to say please don't if that's what we're talking about.

1383
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,040
No.

1384
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:10,040
Shout out to improvedinitiative.herokuapp.com.

1385
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,040
I love this shit.

1386
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,040
I use it all the time.

1387
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,040
We're not sponsored.

1388
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:16,720
It'd be cool if we could be, but it's a website so I don't really know if that's an option.

1389
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,000
Yeah, they're fucking awesome.

1390
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,400
I use them for everything.

1391
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:24,520
You can do any number of things in this shit and it's fan fucking tastic.

1392
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:28,080
So, literally 30 seconds and I already have the combat encounter up and running.

1393
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,080
It's wonderful.

1394
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,080
Smoke is going to go first.

1395
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,840
There are five guys in the room.

1396
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,360
I will, they all have numbers.

1397
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,800
Again, this is theater of the mind.

1398
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,560
This is more just totaling up how much damage you all do individually.

1399
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:45,360
So let me go ahead and pull up my guy's step block and we can get to getting.

1400
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,360
Hell yeah.

1401
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:48,600
Okay.

1402
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:54,400
He has all fucking bunch of fun stuff.

1403
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:59,760
Um, heat ray, a firing weapon, fainting strike, wall of fire, which would be a crazy thing

1404
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:00,760
to use in the house.

1405
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,080
We can, I don't think we could stay here after this.

1406
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,080
Oh no.

1407
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,600
Oh no, not at all.

1408
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:10,120
Um, definitely not a thing that you all can afford to do.

1409
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:15,120
So I tell you what, since how, how big are we doing?

1410
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,120
How big are we going?

1411
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,680
I'm, are we trying to end this shit like super quick or are we trying to hit people?

1412
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:20,680
I'm trying to make this quick.

1413
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,680
Okay, cool.

1414
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,280
Uh, he's going to cast explosion at the fifth level.

1415
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,520
Oh, that quick.

1416
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,520
Yeah, that quick.

1417
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,560
Uh, let me do something cool first, motherfucker.

1418
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:32,400
Listen, there are five guys, he's just going to throw it in the biggest group in front

1419
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,400
of him.

1420
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,520
He kind of like walks forward for a second like he's not going to hit me.

1421
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,680
Hey guys, like listen, we don't have to like fire or anything.

1422
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:40,040
He goes, psych bitch.

1423
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:45,360
And then, um, sort of generates this massive ball of fire and smoke in his hands and then

1424
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:49,040
throws it right in the middle of the three that is towards the, um, towards the entrance.

1425
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,000
And I'm going to go ahead and roll some damage and dexterity throws on their half.

1426
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,000
Question.

1427
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,000
You had a question.

1428
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Nevermind.

1429
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,120
I was going to ask about the thing that we do at our table where people can go on the

1430
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,280
same turn if they choose to.

1431
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:05,480
Um, yeah, well, yeah, my stuff is more like hitting people individually.

1432
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:10,600
So before we, right, explosion, I was going to ask if I could, well, I mean, it'll, it'll

1433
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,280
help in the long run.

1434
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,360
Okay.

1435
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,680
So 20 foot radius centered on a point.

1436
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:22,240
They have to make dexterity saving throws, 86 fire damage or half as much on a successful

1437
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,720
run.

1438
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:29,000
It lights everything on fire, which means we're going to have another on fire house.

1439
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,840
Power slide of fourth level or higher and additional 1d6.

1440
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:38,880
So I'm going to roll 10d6 fire damage for these guys, which by the way is not enough

1441
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,880
to kill them outright, even if I crit.

1442
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,320
I'm not doing anything crazy.

1443
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:44,320
I have three.

1444
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,320
I just need seven.

1445
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,320
Seven.

1446
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,320
Exactly.

1447
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:49,320
Seven.

1448
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,320
Exactly.

1449
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,560
So I'm going to roll 10d6 fire damage.

1450
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,560
Hell yeah.

1451
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:54,560
Hell yeah.

1452
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,880
I didn't get anything below a three.

1453
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:56,880
That's crazy.

1454
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:57,880
Um, six, 12.

1455
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,880
I don't know what a lot of six is.

1456
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:05,880
So that's 24, um, 29, 34, 37.

1457
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:10,880
Good job, damn.

1458
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:15,240
39, 42, and 47.

1459
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,760
And then plus his ability mod, which is going to be a plus or his attack mod, which is going

1460
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:23,280
to be plus four, so we're at 52.

1461
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:28,280
And then he has control points as part of his class, which means we're going to, could

1462
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,280
I twin spell this?

1463
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,280
No, because it has to be something that targets an individual.

1464
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,280
Oh, you're right.

1465
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,280
You're right.

1466
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:35,280
You're right.

1467
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,040
Like you can do Eldridge Blast if all of them are going at a single target.

1468
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:43,120
So the elemental controller roll is very similar to sorcerer, um, and that you have a lot of

1469
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,320
different, like you have control points that you can use to twin spell and increase a thing

1470
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,880
or do a thing or that kind of shit.

1471
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:57,280
Um, so he has a number equal to his level for the day, which is going to be 11.

1472
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:01,960
So I need to make one, two, three dexterity saving throws that need to be, his DC is a

1473
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:02,960
17.

1474
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:03,960
Fucking crazy.

1475
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,720
So they need to make, cool.

1476
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:10,380
Uh, he's going to burn three of them and force one target to roll with disadvantage.

1477
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:13,280
So he's down to nine because this guy rolled a 17.

1478
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,280
He got a four.

1479
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,280
Fuck yeah.

1480
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,520
Yeah, that guy failed too.

1481
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,800
Yeah, they all fucking failed.

1482
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:25,640
Um, yeah, he burns three control points and as he notices, one guy is about to dodge just

1483
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,080
out of the way and take half damage.

1484
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,280
He throws like another puff of smoke in that guy's eyes.

1485
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,200
Um, and he kind of falls to the floor instead.

1486
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,480
So they're going to take the full, how much did I say?

1487
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:39,960
52, 53, uh, 50, 52 damage flat.

1488
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:40,960
It's going to be fire.

1489
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:45,560
Um, I think there's some other fun things I get to do as well because it is fire.

1490
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,080
These power deals fire damage.

1491
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,080
You can add your con mod to one damage roll.

1492
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,080
So I will do that.

1493
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,080
So add another four to that.

1494
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,580
We'll call it 56.

1495
01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:55,320
Um, and they failed.

1496
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,320
Cool.

1497
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,320
Fantastic.

1498
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:01,200
So I'm just going to do another four damage.

1499
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,200
I think that might be it.

1500
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,200
Yeah.

1501
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,200
Yeah, I think that might be it.

1502
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,800
I think it's, uh, I think it's all you.

1503
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:07,800
All right.

1504
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:13,440
I'm going to see just fucking blows up the best back half of the fucking room.

1505
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:16,320
Damn, I just realized that this is going to take two turns to do.

1506
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,320
That's all right.

1507
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:18,320
It's right.

1508
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:19,320
A lot of my stuff is set up.

1509
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:20,320
I came out swinging with my biggest spell.

1510
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,320
Yeah.

1511
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,320
One of my biggest spells.

1512
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,320
Well, I can't do anything this turn if I want to set it up.

1513
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:25,320
That's all right.

1514
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,200
I'm not going to fucking kill him this turn.

1515
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,200
Yeah.

1516
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,920
Uh, they are, the three that he hit are badly fucking injured.

1517
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:36,520
Um, Pufferfish, Pufferfish guy was the guy in the middle and like half of his body is

1518
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:41,560
like burned and he's like patting himself out and you can smell this fucking like rancid

1519
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:47,200
burnt seafood smell as his like quills start to curl up on themselves and his, his puffer

1520
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:51,200
like you can hear the air as he tries to like fill his body up and it's just like it's

1521
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,960
just coming out through the holes in his skin.

1522
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,280
It's fucking gnarly to watch.

1523
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:59,360
Um, if that is also going to yell at this mug and be like, leave the puffer bitch for

1524
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,360
me.

1525
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,360
Okay.

1526
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,840
I hate turns around as these guys are like rolling on the ground screaming and panning.

1527
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,560
He's like, why didn't fucking kill him, man?

1528
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,560
He's right there.

1529
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,560
He's right there.

1530
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,280
I'm just saying don't he's right there.

1531
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,280
Just hit him.

1532
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,560
I'm like, I fucking two guys behind you are just looking at each other like, are they

1533
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,720
really fucking talking to each other right now?

1534
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,040
I'm like fully calling dibs on which ones I want.

1535
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,760
Is there like scrambling for their guns to try and level them?

1536
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:25,800
Um, I'm going to go ahead and use for my, I'm going to add, well, my bonus action is

1537
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,280
going to be, I'll do my action first.

1538
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,280
Sorry.

1539
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:30,280
I'm.

1540
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,280
You're all good?

1541
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:35,280
Um, I'm going to, um, in the same spot.

1542
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,280
Wait, how many of these?

1543
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:42,280
Nevermind.

1544
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,280
That one's confusing.

1545
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,280
I'm going to ignore that.

1546
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,280
I'm just going to fucking take blast.

1547
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:50,280
Um, the, the guys that would just hit three of them.

1548
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,280
Okay.

1549
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:52,280
Cool.

1550
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:54,280
Uh, that very well mind just fucking kill him.

1551
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,280
Truly.

1552
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,280
I don't want to kill him yet.

1553
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,280
I'm going to do overkill.

1554
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,280
Yeah.

1555
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,280
Is what it is.

1556
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:05,680
Can I, can I do two bonus actions on this tongue then?

1557
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,280
Can you do two bonus actions?

1558
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,280
That's crazy.

1559
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,280
Ask.

1560
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,280
Oh wait.

1561
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,280
No, I can't.

1562
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,280
Nevermind.

1563
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,280
Cause what I wanted to do won't work.

1564
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,680
I have to like have a turn to set it up.

1565
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:22,680
Um, so I guess I'll just fucking kinetic blast.

1566
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,680
Kinetic blast.

1567
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,680
Um, one is a.

1568
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:32,680
Uh, once a 21.

1569
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:33,680
Does that hit?

1570
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:34,680
Yeah.

1571
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,680
19 hits.

1572
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,680
Does a.

1573
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,680
Does a 21 hit.

1574
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,680
You're funny.

1575
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,680
Does a 19 hit.

1576
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,680
Yeah.

1577
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,680
19 hits.

1578
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,680
Um, that's another 19.

1579
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,680
These are fucking goons, dog.

1580
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,680
They're all going to get God.

1581
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,680
These are absolute goons.

1582
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:53,680
Um, for those that are listening that don't know what this system is like.

1583
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:56,680
If you haven't listened to the previous episodes.

1584
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:57,680
Listen to them.

1585
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,680
You only get three power slots.

1586
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:03,680
So when it's like, Holy shit, 52 damage on the first, like that's because that's my

1587
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,680
whole, that's one third of the amount of things I can do.

1588
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:07,680
Everyone's a warlock.

1589
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,680
Yeah.

1590
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:09,680
Everyone's a warlock, which is fun.

1591
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,680
Cause you can also then spend these things called stamina die to get more, um, slots

1592
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,680
back, which is also a really fun, hero-y thing to do.

1593
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,680
Uh, one of them is going to take five, one of them is going to take six and one of them

1594
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:20,680
is going to take three.

1595
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,680
Um, and then they're also going to be prone.

1596
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,680
Fantastic.

1597
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,680
Um, they.

1598
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:26,680
Yeah.

1599
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,680
They all fall prone, uh, back into the fire that's already spreading.

1600
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,680
So they're all going to take one D four, uh, fire damage at the beginning of their turn.

1601
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:36,680
And then as a bonus action, I'm going to use, oh, this is a power.

1602
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,680
Um, can I, can I bonus action something?

1603
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,680
Will you let me bonus action something at the end of my turn?

1604
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:43,680
Fine.

1605
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:44,680
Thank you.

1606
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,680
I'm just going to fiery weapon.

1607
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,680
I'm just going to.

1608
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:47,680
Oh, cool.

1609
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:48,680
So we could do it at the same time.

1610
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:49,680
Yeah.

1611
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:50,680
We can make it like a, it's just going to bonus.

1612
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:51,680
Yeah.

1613
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,680
I'm just going to light my thing up.

1614
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,680
He's, um, is you're hitting people with kinetic blasts and readying your weapon.

1615
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,680
No, wait till I read it like, pull our weapons out at the same time.

1616
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,680
Motherfuckin' it works cool.

1617
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:02,680
Just going to narrate, so I was going to do, what I'm going to say does it before you.

1618
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,680
Cause he did it at the same time.

1619
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:04,680
Okay.

1620
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,680
Uh, she's going to use blade of light.

1621
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:07,680
You can go.

1622
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,680
You want to narrate what that looks like?

1623
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,680
Well, I was going to, but then I was going to shut my ass for it.

1624
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:14,680
I'm going to let you narrate first because I feel kind of bad.

1625
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:19,680
Um, he, as he turns around and starts like talking with you, is you're just casually

1626
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,680
blasting these fucking thugs, uh, in the living room.

1627
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:23,680
Not even looking.

1628
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:27,680
It's just like behind and it's like, uh, it's like a literal neon light.

1629
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,680
I mean, he just kind of walked up and he was like, Hey, you fucking what?

1630
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:31,680
Bam.

1631
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:32,680
And then just fucking turns around.

1632
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:33,680
He goes, look at these fucking guys.

1633
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:34,680
Like y'all are just chatting.

1634
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,680
Is the two behind you are just boozy.

1635
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:40,680
The fact that their friends are now on the floor, like rolling around in fire.

1636
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,680
Um, he like unravels his train a little chain a little bit and then kind of like whips

1637
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:45,680
it against the ground.

1638
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,680
He doesn't light it on fire cause fire is not his thing, but smoke has to come from

1639
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:49,680
somewhere.

1640
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,680
So we call it fire damage mechanically.

1641
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:56,680
Um, and like in between the links of his chain, like these little tiny puffs of like orange

1642
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,680
reddish smoke, um, kind of pop up all over the chain.

1643
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,680
And is he kind of like drags it across the floor?

1644
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,680
It leaves like scorch marks on the ground.

1645
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:09,680
Um, she, she like swings her hands and it's a, it's called blade of light.

1646
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:10,680
We already talked about this.

1647
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,680
It's not a blade.

1648
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,680
It's a bat, um, with like a bat of light.

1649
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,680
It's got like nails in it and shit.

1650
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:21,680
Um, and it's like made of like literal neon light and she just kind of like swings it

1651
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,680
around and she's, uh, no, she'll be cute.

1652
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,680
And she like hits the bottom of her feet like she's batting.

1653
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:32,680
Um, like how in baseball or softball you like hit your cleats to get the third out of them.

1654
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:37,680
Um, and it's just, but yeah, other than that, it's very casual and you can see that she's

1655
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,680
probably like prepping to move.

1656
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,680
Cool.

1657
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:46,680
Um, it's going to be the three guys that are on the ground with like three HP.

1658
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:48,680
They're all going to use half their movement speed to stand up.

1659
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:50,680
I guess I won't brain them.

1660
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,680
Um, start a fire and, um, what's your AC?

1661
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:55,680
Uh, 15.

1662
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,680
Okay.

1663
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,680
They're going to roll with a plus five to hits.

1664
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:00,680
First one hits.

1665
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,680
Second guy is going to aim at me.

1666
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,680
A minute.

1667
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,680
Second one misses.

1668
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,680
Third guy is going to aim at me.

1669
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:08,680
Um, third guy is also going to miss.

1670
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,680
One of those is going to shoot his buddy instead.

1671
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,680
Well, there's only one guy that hit anyways.

1672
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,680
Well, he's going to shoot his buddy instead.

1673
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,680
What's what?

1674
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,680
Uh, projectile transfer.

1675
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,680
So I basically, um, when you are targeted by a ranged attack, you can use your reaction

1676
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,680
to open up two small portals, one where it takes whatever.

1677
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:26,680
Yeah.

1678
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:27,680
Yeah.

1679
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,680
That's so fucking cool.

1680
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,680
So it's such a cool ability.

1681
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,680
Yeah.

1682
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,680
That's one of my favorite things that they can do.

1683
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,680
It's not even a power slot.

1684
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:35,680
Cool.

1685
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:37,680
Um, I'm going to roll three to six damage.

1686
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:38,680
Okay.

1687
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:40,680
Well, it wasn't a lot of damage anyways, but it's enough to kill him.

1688
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:46,680
Uh, for piercing damage is he sort of one of the guys, the puffer, the puffer fish man

1689
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:52,680
like pulls up a large kind of cartoonish revolver and fires a point blank and right as it's

1690
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:57,680
about to hit you, you know, and then fucking portal opens up next to this other guy's head

1691
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,680
and just punk guy hits the ground.

1692
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:03,680
He just turns around and he's like, fucking no.

1693
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,680
And then turns around and goes to fire again.

1694
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,680
And the other guy also misses as well.

1695
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:09,680
Tough.

1696
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,680
Yeah.

1697
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,680
Now it's the two guys in the back.

1698
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,680
Hey, it's literally friendly fire.

1699
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:15,680
Yeah.

1700
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,680
And then in the back, which way are you facing?

1701
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:22,680
Um, not to be Ben, but it sounds like you're facing towards the buffer fish guy if I had

1702
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:23,680
to guess.

1703
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:24,680
Yeah.

1704
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:25,680
Okay.

1705
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,680
So they're going to have advantage attacking you.

1706
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:31,680
Um, did you see your AC was sorry?

1707
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:32,680
15.

1708
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:33,680
One guy hits.

1709
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:35,680
The guy's going to go for smoke.

1710
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:36,680
Okay.

1711
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,680
They both hit.

1712
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,680
Nothing fucking crazy.

1713
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:41,680
I don't know.

1714
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,680
I just used a goddamn, uh, just 15.

1715
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:48,680
So 10, 16, 19 piercing damage to you.

1716
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:49,680
Um,

1717
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:50,680
That's not nothing.

1718
01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:52,680
And then, oh Jesus Christ.

1719
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,680
It's, it's worse to me.

1720
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,680
I got three sixes and a two for smoke.

1721
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:59,680
Six, 12, 18, 20, 20 piercing damage to smoke.

1722
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:01,680
By the way, his less health.

1723
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,680
Um, he's not really at 62 now.

1724
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,680
He's not really fucking meant to get hit.

1725
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,680
You know what I'm saying?

1726
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,680
Yeah.

1727
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:09,680
You know what I'm saying?

1728
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:10,680
He's not really meant to get hit.

1729
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,680
That's what sorcerers are like.

1730
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,680
Yeah.

1731
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:15,680
It's rough.

1732
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:16,680
Yeah, rough indeed.

1733
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,680
I'm trying to see if I have any reactions.

1734
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:19,680
Cause I have several.

1735
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,680
I just don't think that that's fucking one of them.

1736
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,680
No, it's sure the fuck isn't cool.

1737
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:25,680
I'm just taking 20 to the face.

1738
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,680
That hurts.

1739
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:27,680
Uh, yeah.

1740
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:30,680
Fucking the guys behind you both pull up these like little

1741
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:33,680
sawed off shotguns and just fucking boom, boom straight into the back of

1742
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,680
both of you guys as you all are focusing on the three on the floor.

1743
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:41,680
Sorry, two on the floor, two up, one on the floor as one is now dead.

1744
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:42,680
Okay.

1745
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:43,680
I am no longer at 77.

1746
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:44,680
I am at 67.

1747
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,680
Cool.

1748
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:46,680
It's gonna be a smoke start.

1749
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:47,680
How high low are you?

1750
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:48,680
Can I hit people?

1751
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:49,680
What?

1752
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:50,680
I'm at 62.

1753
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:51,680
What's your max HP?

1754
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:52,680
81.

1755
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,680
You got hit for 19?

1756
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:54,680
Yeah.

1757
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:55,680
Oh, I'm stupid.

1758
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:56,680
I only went down 10.

1759
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:57,680
I need to go down 20.

1760
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:58,680
Oh, that's...

1761
01:24:58,680 --> 01:24:59,680
57.

1762
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,680
My bad.

1763
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,680
Not 67.

1764
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,680
No, thanks.

1765
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,680
Thanks for reminding me, I guess.

1766
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:04,680
Um, cool.

1767
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,680
Time to start fucking hitting people.

1768
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:06,680
I guess.

1769
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:11,680
Do I have anything else I want to do?

1770
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:12,680
Or that I can do?

1771
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:13,680
No.

1772
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,680
Try to make a contested bonus action painting strike.

1773
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:17,680
No.

1774
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,680
Wall of Fire, no.

1775
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:19,680
Siphon left, no.

1776
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,680
No, no, no, no, no.

1777
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,680
I tell you what he is going to do though.

1778
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:26,680
He yells, he like dashes.

1779
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:32,680
He turns into like a ball of smoke in this like puff of orange red kind of black smoke.

1780
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,680
Dash is right at one of the guys behind you that just fired their shotgun.

1781
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:41,680
And when he reappears, he's going to cast smoke bomb in his feet, which is going to create

1782
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,680
a 20 foot radius sphere fog.

1783
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:48,880
Everything is obscured right before the smoke goes out and he yells, well, it fucks you

1784
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:52,080
a little bit, but he yells back to you and goes, take care of the two guys in the ground.

1785
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,080
I got these.

1786
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:56,680
And just kind of like laughs as he sort of forces them into a 1v1.

1787
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,680
I just got my bat out.

1788
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:58,680
They're going to take what?

1789
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:01,680
A fuck I could kick them.

1790
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:05,680
Which is going to give him advantage and disadvantage.

1791
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,680
Everything is heavily obscured.

1792
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:09,680
I wasted a power slot for fucking nothing.

1793
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,680
He like hits the ground in a puff of smoke and then brings him like materializes himself

1794
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:17,680
and is going to take two swings with advantage on the guy closest to him.

1795
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,680
Do I have anything that can undo what he did?

1796
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,680
It's going to be, okay, that's a hit.

1797
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,680
Let's see if I can just kill the guy.

1798
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:29,680
I don't think I can.

1799
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:30,680
No, I don't think I can.

1800
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:31,680
I don't think I can do that much damage.

1801
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:32,680
That's why I wanted to fight him.

1802
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:34,680
Unless you can do 67 damage in a turn.

1803
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:35,680
I can.

1804
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,680
With a melee hit?

1805
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,680
With my fucking bat that I just pulled out, yes.

1806
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:44,680
Praising.

1807
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:47,680
Damage, damage, damage, damage, damage.

1808
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,680
Here, melee adept.

1809
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,680
Use a power that deals fire damage.

1810
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,680
You can add your Christmas.

1811
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,680
I'm just making sure I don't have anything else here to look at, folks.

1812
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,680
I got a lot of things.

1813
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:59,680
I would have been doing 32 plus 5 to 8.

1814
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,680
What is the automatic 32 from?

1815
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:07,680
Or is it just that you assuming that if you crit?

1816
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:11,680
I mean, I probably will because of the teleport thing.

1817
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,680
Where the fuck did I put his weapon at?

1818
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:21,680
It's somewhere on the sheet.

1819
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:22,680
There we go.

1820
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,680
2d6 plus an additional thing.

1821
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:28,680
So we're going to roll those.

1822
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:31,680
Nothing dumbing crazy 4, 10.

1823
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,680
And then he's got a...

1824
01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,680
Let's do another one of those.

1825
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:36,680
16.

1826
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,680
God damn it.

1827
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:38,680
17.

1828
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:43,680
And then because of fiery weapon, he's going to do a little bit of extra damage now that he's hitting this guy.

1829
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,680
And it's going to be an extra 3d6.

1830
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,680
So...

1831
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:52,680
17.

1832
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:53,680
25 damage.

1833
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,680
Not awful, all things considered.

1834
01:27:55,680 --> 01:28:00,680
As he comes up next to the guy, he just kind of starts firing into the smoke.

1835
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:03,680
And he manifests behind him and taps him.

1836
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:04,680
He's like, oh, you're missing something?

1837
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:08,680
And then he wraps the fucking chain around his fist and then just fucking punches him in the face.

1838
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:13,680
His face is fucking scorched and he just starts screaming out in pain.

1839
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,680
And that's going to be his turn.

1840
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:17,680
Cool.

1841
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:18,680
Well...

1842
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:21,680
You have two guys standing in front of you.

1843
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:24,680
Just the guys who were from the fire?

1844
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,680
Yeah.

1845
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,680
Yeah, the other two you can't see.

1846
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:28,680
Yeah.

1847
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:29,680
I'm not...

1848
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:33,680
There's no point in me teleporting over and doing that much damage.

1849
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,680
Because I can just fucking kill him right now with kinetic blast.

1850
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,680
So I'm just going to kinetic blast them.

1851
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:39,680
Cool.

1852
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,680
Row to hit.

1853
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:48,680
What's the AC?

1854
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:50,680
What'd you get?

1855
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,680
2.17s and a...

1856
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:53,680
22.

1857
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:55,680
Yeah, that'll do it.

1858
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,680
Rover damage.

1859
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:03,680
One of them takes 6.

1860
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:04,680
Actually, no.

1861
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:06,680
One of them takes...

1862
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,680
Yeah.

1863
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:13,680
One of them takes 9 and then the other one takes...

1864
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,680
12.

1865
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:16,680
Cool.

1866
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,680
The one that takes 12 dies.

1867
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:21,680
The one that takes 6 is barely alive.

1868
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,680
He's also pushed back 10 feet in his prone.

1869
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:25,680
Cool.

1870
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,680
Cool, cool, cool.

1871
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,680
What does your kinetic blast look like?

1872
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:30,680
I mentioned it before.

1873
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,680
It's just like literal neon.

1874
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,680
Just neon beams?

1875
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:34,680
Yeah.

1876
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:35,680
Cool.

1877
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:37,680
He's gonna...

1878
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,680
He's not going to do anything.

1879
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,680
So now it's the goon's turn.

1880
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:44,680
The one that is left alive, which...

1881
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:47,680
Frisjits and giggles on, say, as buffer fishman.

1882
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:49,680
He's going to take his multi-attack.

1883
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,680
The only person he can see is you.

1884
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:52,680
Both are gonna hit.

1885
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:55,680
Uh, I'm gonna help close the zee.

1886
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,680
Uh, he just got pushed, so...

1887
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,680
Probably 15 feet away.

1888
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:05,680
I'm trying to see if I can...

1889
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,680
What type of...

1890
01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:08,680
Oh, no, it just says an attack.

1891
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:09,680
It doesn't say melee.

1892
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:11,680
Cool, I'm gonna hit him back.

1893
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,680
And I'm also gonna dodge what he does.

1894
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:14,680
Okay.

1895
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,680
Do you have to roll anything for this?

1896
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,680
No, this is an at will called tactical advantage

1897
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,680
when a creature hits you with an attack.

1898
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,680
You can use your reaction to take the dodge action.

1899
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:26,680
Um, and then when I take the dodge action,

1900
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,680
uh, you can also make an attack against that creature.

1901
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:30,680
Okay.

1902
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,680
And they also provoke opportunities to attack

1903
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:34,680
when they enter my reach.

1904
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:36,680
Um, and we discussed that, like, attacks count

1905
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:38,680
as, like, single target spells, so...

1906
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:42,680
Do you have any regular attacks that can hit 15 feet away?

1907
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:46,680
Um, no, but it just says an attack.

1908
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:48,680
It doesn't say a melee attack.

1909
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,680
I'm gonna assume it means a melee attack,

1910
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:52,680
because there's one that specifies an at will

1911
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:54,680
or a melee attack in response.

1912
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:57,680
Okay, then I'm still gonna dodge.

1913
01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:58,680
Yeah, still dodge.

1914
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,680
Um, which, does he just miss entirely?

1915
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,680
Yeah.

1916
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:02,680
Okay, cool.

1917
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,680
Um, hey, misses!

1918
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,680
God damn it.

1919
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:08,680
Guy can't hit shit.

1920
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,680
Now it's the two guys that are gonna roll with disadvantage

1921
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:12,680
that are both gonna fire with smoke.

1922
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:15,680
Yeah, a fat chance.

1923
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:16,680
It's a natural one.

1924
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,680
He's gonna hit his friend.

1925
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:22,680
Um, roll 46.

1926
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,680
God damn it.

1927
01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,680
She would do more damage.

1928
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:26,680
Two, four, six, 11.

1929
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,680
Um, they start yelling out in the smoke,

1930
01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:30,680
being like, hey, man, fucking fire that way.

1931
01:31:30,680 --> 01:31:32,680
He goes, I'm firing that way, and then just fucking...

1932
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:33,680
Toom!

1933
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,680
And he's...

1934
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:35,680
Yeah, he can hear his fingers.

1935
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:36,680
He goes, what the fuck, man?

1936
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:37,680
You shot me in the legs!

1937
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:38,680
My only good one!

1938
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:39,680
Tough.

1939
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:42,680
Um, and yeah, they're just fucking stumbling around

1940
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,680
in the smoke, just, like, bumbling into each other.

1941
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:47,680
And one guy's fucking just, oh shit, and shoots the wrong person.

1942
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:50,680
Uh, it's gonna be smoke again.

1943
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,680
Does he wanna do anything other than hit people?

1944
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:54,680
Probably not.

1945
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:55,680
It's like the main thing he does.

1946
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:57,680
It's a bunch of people.

1947
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:59,680
He's running around, running around, running around.

1948
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,680
Um...

1949
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:03,680
You know what?

1950
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:04,680
Just because.

1951
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:07,680
Uh, I'm gonna take an action called Powerful Leap,

1952
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:10,680
takes a dash action, and then jumps.

1953
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:12,680
Creature in that space needs to make a dex save,

1954
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:15,680
they ever take 46 plus dex mod.

1955
01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:18,680
Uh, something, 8 damage.

1956
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,680
Uh, on a successful one, they take half as much on fail.

1957
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:23,680
They take full, and they're prone.

1958
01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:25,680
Um, and it's also gonna clear the smoke,

1959
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,680
cause it's kind of like a big whoosh when he lands.

1960
01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:29,680
So, it'll clear the smoke out.

1961
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:30,680
Thank you.

1962
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:34,680
Uh, the guy needs to make a dex save.

1963
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:36,680
He's gonna fail.

1964
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:39,680
Then he says, no, he was gonna make, anyways, he's a fucking 17.

1965
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:43,680
So, 46 plus dex mod, so that's gonna be his, uh...

1966
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,680
Is he jumping on Pufferfish guy?

1967
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:47,680
No, he's jumping on one of the two behind you.

1968
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:49,680
Then that's gonna clear out the, the smoke bomb.

1969
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,680
Gotcha.

1970
01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:55,680
So he's gonna roll 46.

1971
01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:57,680
Uh-uh, 10.

1972
01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:01,680
Okay, so another 16 damage to one of the guys.

1973
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,680
Um, is he, like, turns himself into solid smoke,

1974
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,680
kind of flies up into the air,

1975
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:09,680
and then lands down with a punch in the floor,

1976
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:12,680
and his, like, the rest of the smoke kind of, like, whooshes out,

1977
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:15,680
and swipes the fucking legs out from underneath both guys.

1978
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:19,680
They're both prone, um, and one of them has a nice big scorch mark

1979
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:22,680
on his chest where smoke kind of just punched him into the floor,

1980
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:26,680
um, and does such oney damage.

1981
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:28,680
And that's, I think, gonna be his turn,

1982
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:33,680
unless he has a bonus action he can do, which I don't think he does.

1983
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:35,680
And I mean, he's turning...

1984
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:37,680
Nope. That's it.

1985
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,680
I'm gonna full, like, have a conversation to, like,

1986
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,680
we need to look for a new place,

1987
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:44,680
because, like, you fucked up the floor,

1988
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:47,680
and also too many people know where we live.

1989
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,680
Yeah, he starts, like, looking around,

1990
01:33:49,680 --> 01:33:51,680
kind of, like, dusting his fist off,

1991
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,680
and he's like, yeah, no, these guys are...

1992
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:55,680
Punched the motherfucker into the floor.

1993
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,680
Listen, he had it coming.

1994
01:33:57,680 --> 01:33:59,680
Okay, okay, while I'm, like, having this conversation,

1995
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:01,680
I'm gonna teleport,

1996
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:03,680
and I'm gonna go behind one of the guys

1997
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,680
who I'm assuming he's near...

1998
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:07,680
How hard is the one?

1999
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,680
The one that he's been hitting has taken 40-ish damage.

2000
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:11,680
Okay.

2001
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:13,680
The other guy hasn't taken any.

2002
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680
So he's a full.

2003
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:15,680
I'll go to the other guy.

2004
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:16,680
Okay.

2005
01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:18,680
Um, and I'm going to, like, once...

2006
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:21,680
Still having this conversation, just as I'm, like, readying to hit.

2007
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:23,680
Um...

2008
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,680
I'm going to use my little fun thing,

2009
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,680
because I teleported behind him,

2010
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:30,680
and he hasn't gone yet.

2011
01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:32,680
I get advantage, and then if both of these hit,

2012
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,680
I crit...

2013
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:36,680
Um, would a 17 hit?

2014
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:38,680
17 on hit.

2015
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:40,680
So I'm assuming that a 19 would also hit.

2016
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:41,680
A 19 will also hit.

2017
01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:42,680
So that's gonna crit.

2018
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:44,680
So I'm gonna do...

2019
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,680
Since I'm using Blade of Light,

2020
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:49,680
that's gonna be, um, four times eight.

2021
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,680
So 32 base damage,

2022
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:53,680
and then I'm gonna roll.

2023
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,680
I'm gonna get all my little V8s out here,

2024
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,680
because I also have Brutal Critical,

2025
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,680
which allows you to roll an additional damage die

2026
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:04,680
when you crit, um, with a melee weapon.

2027
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:07,680
And because this counts as a melee weapon,

2028
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:10,680
in the description of the spell, it means I get to add one.

2029
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:11,680
Four...

2030
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:13,680
I need one more.

2031
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:15,680
Why can I not...

2032
01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:17,680
Can you hit me with the eight?

2033
01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,680
I'm struggling to find one, for some fucking reason.

2034
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:22,680
Thank you.

2035
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,680
An eight.

2036
01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:25,680
Alright.

2037
01:35:25,680 --> 01:35:27,680
So that's gonna be a...

2038
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:30,680
plus six, plus seven, plus...

2039
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,680
three, plus...

2040
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:34,680
three, plus...

2041
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,680
eight.

2042
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:38,680
59 damage.

2043
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:39,680
Cool.

2044
01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:41,680
Uh, what's it look like?

2045
01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:42,680
I mean, he doesn't die, but...

2046
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:43,680
Yeah.

2047
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:44,680
Um, she's like...

2048
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:46,680
You punched the motherfucker through the floor,

2049
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,680
you dipshit, and so it's like, I guess from his perspective, 

2050
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,680
it goes from a conversation that's happening over here

2051
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:54,680
to suddenly the conversation is, um, right behind my ear.

2052
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:57,680
And she, um, I think is just gonna, like,

2053
01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:59,680
tap him on the shoulder so he turns around

2054
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:04,680
and then just fucking brains him with, um, this glowing bat.

2055
01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:07,680
Um, it's not like skilled fighting.

2056
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:10,680
It's like, it's like dirty, it's like messy,

2057
01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:12,680
it's, I don't give a fuck, it's...

2058
01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:13,680
Yeah, yeah.

2059
01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:14,680
100%.

2060
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:16,680
Um, cool.

2061
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:18,680
What a fucking turn from fetch.

2062
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:19,680
We have two guys left.

2063
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,680
And then I'm going to use my movement to go over,

2064
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:24,680
uh, towards smoking the other guy.

2065
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:26,680
Yep, we have one guy at the end,

2066
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:27,680
we have two guys behind.

2067
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:29,680
We have one guy at the end,

2068
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:32,680
Puffer Fishman's gonna stand up and fire.

2069
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:34,680
Death's going to hit.

2070
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:36,680
Um, it's going for you.

2071
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:38,680
And then the other two guys that are still alive

2072
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:41,680
are gonna both fire at smoke.

2073
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:42,680
And both of those hit.

2074
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:44,680
God damn.

2075
01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:46,680
Fucking Jesus.

2076
01:36:46,680 --> 01:36:49,680
One of those is, I'm gonna use the one that hit me

2077
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,680
and is gonna hit one of his buddies.

2078
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,680
Okay, how many times do you do that?

2079
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:54,680
Uh, four.

2080
01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:55,680
Okay, cool.

2081
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:56,680
I've used it twice.

2082
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,680
I will roll...

2083
01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,680
I mostly use flick ups.

2084
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:01,680
The one that hits you hits one of the friends.

2085
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:02,680
Yeah.

2086
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:03,680
Okay.

2087
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:05,680
So I'll roll that one first, that's gonna be 10,

2088
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:07,680
11, 14 damage to one of the friends,

2089
01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:11,680
and then the other two are just gonna roll four smoke.

2090
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:13,680
Fucking yikes.

2091
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,680
Um, six.

2092
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:16,680
Is that your foot?

2093
01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:17,680
Yeah, it's my foot.

2094
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:18,680
Sorry.

2095
01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:19,680
12, 13.

2096
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:20,680
I'm not taking on my business.

2097
01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:21,680
16.

2098
01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:22,680
God damn.

2099
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:25,680
Uh, 17, 18,

2100
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,680
24.

2101
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:27,680
God bless.

2102
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:29,680
Uh, 29 damage to smoke,

2103
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:32,680
as they absolutely lay into him.

2104
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:36,680
He gets like fucking ping ponged back between two shotguns.

2105
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,680
Uh, he's like fucking, he's trying to track where you're going,

2106
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:42,680
and then he kind of is, you're behind him and you stab the guy.

2107
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,680
He then turns around,

2108
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:45,680
and instead of firing at you,

2109
01:37:45,680 --> 01:37:47,680
the guy levels his shotgun as he's now prone

2110
01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:48,680
and just kind of aims up and he goes,

2111
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:49,680
gotcha bitch,

2112
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,680
and then fires straight into fucking smoke's chest.

2113
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:53,680
He gets launched back,

2114
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:55,680
and then guy behind him fucking hits,

2115
01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:57,680
fucking smacks him down and shoots him in the back.

2116
01:37:57,680 --> 01:37:58,680
She does.

2117
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:00,680
So, he's just kind of like rolling around to his front.

2118
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,680
It's like these bullets are like kind of dropping out of his body

2119
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:04,680
as he's trying to just push them out of himself

2120
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:06,680
using his like smoke abilities.

2121
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:07,680
And he's just like,

2122
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:09,680
dad, fucking hurt.

2123
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:10,680
Oh.

2124
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:11,680
Assholes.

2125
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:13,680
Um, and it's gonna be smoke's turn.

2126
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,680
See, normally I'd say don't get blood on the carpet,

2127
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:17,680
but like, well, well past that point.

2128
01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:18,680
Yeah, what fucking carpet.

2129
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:20,680
Yeah, this is bad, dawg.

2130
01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:21,680
It looks like shit in here.

2131
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:24,680
Yeah, it's gonna be, I'm gonna try to transfer, okay.

2132
01:38:24,680 --> 01:38:25,680
Very weapon heat ray.

2133
01:38:25,680 --> 01:38:26,680
Yeah, we'll do a big spell.

2134
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:27,680
Fuck these guys.

2135
01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:31,680
Um, we're gonna do a scorching ray at the fifth level,

2136
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:32,680
so I'm gonna do 66,

2137
01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:34,680
and that's gonna be, or no.

2138
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:36,680
Yeah, that's 66.

2139
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:37,680
Three firemen,

2140
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,680
so target, power two,

2141
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,680
on a hit, takes two d6,

2142
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,680
and additional plus one, yeah, 66,

2143
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:45,680
plus my charisma mod and fire damage.

2144
01:38:45,680 --> 01:38:48,680
So I get to do extra things with fire damage.

2145
01:38:48,680 --> 01:38:49,680
Yay.

2146
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:51,680
I get, uh, one, two, three,

2147
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:53,680
I get six different rays,

2148
01:38:53,680 --> 01:38:55,680
so split them up evenly, two for each person.

2149
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:56,680
Yeah.

2150
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:58,680
Do I need to roll the hits,

2151
01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:00,680
or do they need to pass something?

2152
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:02,680
Nope, range power attack, cool.

2153
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:04,680
It's got a plus,

2154
01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:06,680
what does he have to hit with this?

2155
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:07,680
Ranged power.

2156
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:09,680
I'm just gonna see if I have anything that like,

2157
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:10,680
helps boost other people,

2158
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:13,680
but I don't, it's all about getting me away.

2159
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:14,680
Yeah, it's alright.

2160
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:17,680
Uh, the first two hit,

2161
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:19,680
I need to roll six, I realize,

2162
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:22,680
that hits, that hits, that hits.

2163
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:23,680
Cool.

2164
01:39:23,680 --> 01:39:25,680
Oh, that's, that's a net 20.

2165
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:27,680
Um, fantastic.

2166
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,680
He hits all three of them,

2167
01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:32,680
so that's gonna be 12 damage,

2168
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,680
let's see here,

2169
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:36,680
it's 66 that I can split up between each of them,

2170
01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:39,680
so, I think I'm just gonna kill one of them

2171
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:41,680
and let the other two take a little bit more damage

2172
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:43,680
since I can split them up however I want to.

2173
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:45,680
So if I have six beams,

2174
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:48,680
I think I'll send four of them to one guy

2175
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:50,680
and then five and six to another guy.

2176
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:51,680
I'll kill Puffer Bitch.

2177
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:53,680
Yeah, Puffer Bitch is, he's got no health.

2178
01:39:53,680 --> 01:39:56,680
Yeah, I'm keeping him alive for shits and giggles.

2179
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,680
I'm gonna try and fucking fry the guy,

2180
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:00,680
since one of them is a crit,

2181
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:02,680
I'm gonna fry the guy in front of me,

2182
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:05,680
that hit me the first time and do an automatic,

2183
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:08,680
so, 24 damage I think?

2184
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:11,680
Yeah, 24 damage plus his modifier,

2185
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:13,680
which is gonna be 8, so 32.

2186
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:15,680
I can't do math.

2187
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:17,680
His modifier is 8?

2188
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:19,680
His modifier is 8.

2189
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,680
His modifier is 8.

2190
01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:23,680
Oh, okay, the bonus.

2191
01:40:23,680 --> 01:40:25,680
Yeah, the bonus is 8.

2192
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,680
I thought you meant like his power ability modifier

2193
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:29,680
and I was like, how the fuck did you get an 8?

2194
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:31,680
Power ability?

2195
01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:33,680
This is bonus plus 8, I don't know what the fuck that means.

2196
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:35,680
That's attack bonus.

2197
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:37,680
Yeah, attack bonus is 8.

2198
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:39,680
His just regular additive is 4.

2199
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,680
Okay, gotcha.

2200
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,680
But you just add your, whatever your spellcaster mode is.

2201
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:46,680
Yeah, it was agonizing blast?

2202
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:48,680
No, this is just like a regular hit.

2203
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,680
I think you just add your charisma.

2204
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:52,680
I also have that on the fire damage.

2205
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:55,680
I can choose one of these guys to attack on that extra 4.

2206
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,680
Okay.

2207
01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:59,680
Two beans.

2208
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:02,680
So, it's gonna be an automatic.

2209
01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:05,680
4, 28, and 32 damage.

2210
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:09,680
The first guy, roll another couple of these.

2211
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:11,680
36, we're gonna need another one.

2212
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:13,680
Yeah, a guy that hit him with the first shotgun blast

2213
01:41:13,680 --> 01:41:16,680
fully gets fried and then I'm just gonna roll the regular D6s

2214
01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,680
for the other two, six, and then five.

2215
01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:22,680
Pufferfish is to let you get to kill Pufferfish is at one.

2216
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:25,680
Pufferfish should be a pile of ash, he's at one.

2217
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:29,680
We'll call it non-lethal damage.

2218
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:32,680
The other guy that you hit is also pretty low,

2219
01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:34,680
but not quite dead.

2220
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:38,680
Fuckin' smoke stands up and kinda like sticks his fist up in the air

2221
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:42,680
and then all of his fingers kind of like split off into these little missiles

2222
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:45,680
of like hot red flame and then like tack themselves into people

2223
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:47,680
and then kind of like explode.

2224
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:52,680
The first guy that he hits basically gets turned into a pile of literal ashes,

2225
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:54,680
four of these individual things.

2226
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:57,680
He's like, you motherfucker, and then basically throws like four of the fingers

2227
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:01,680
that turn into these little smoke missiles into the first guy

2228
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,680
and he just gets absolutely obliterated.

2229
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:07,680
And then the one finds its way into Pufferfish's only remaining good arm

2230
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:09,680
and blows off a good chunk of that.

2231
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:12,680
And then the other guy behind him fucking cries out in pain

2232
01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:16,680
as part of his lower leg gets ripped into by one of these little missiles.

2233
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:18,680
And that is scorching rain.

2234
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:22,680
And I guess I'll do an additional four damage with my conmod

2235
01:42:22,680 --> 01:42:24,680
with Agonyzing Blast of the guy behind me.

2236
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:27,680
So he's a 10 HP.

2237
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,680
So pick whichever one you'd like.

2238
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:33,680
You wanna kill Pufferfish or you wanna kill the guy behind me?

2239
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:34,680
Either way they're dead.

2240
01:42:34,680 --> 01:42:37,680
Yeah, I think I might be able to do both.

2241
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:38,680
It's stupid.

2242
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:40,680
How close is the guy behind me?

2243
01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:45,680
If you go to Pufferfish guy, the guy behind you will be about 30 feet away.

2244
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:47,680
How close is the guy behind me now?

2245
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:50,680
The guy behind you now is probably 15 feet away.

2246
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:52,680
Okay.

2247
01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:55,680
Mmm.

2248
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:57,680
I'm gonna...

2249
01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:59,680
No, because I can't attack.

2250
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:01,680
I can only see one.

2251
01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:02,680
Ooh.

2252
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:04,680
Who is?

2253
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:06,680
Story purposes.

2254
01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:09,680
I'm going to way overkill Pufferfish guy.

2255
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:11,680
Yeah, way overkill Pufferfish.

2256
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:12,680
I didn't tell you, bitch.

2257
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:13,680
Yeah, I'm...

2258
01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:14,680
Did you dress like a whore?

2259
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:15,680
He called me a hookah.

2260
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:17,680
Didn't get me my fucking rum.

2261
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:18,680
Didn't get you your rum?

2262
01:43:18,680 --> 01:43:25,680
I am teleporting behind him and I am going to not even use my light bat,

2263
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:27,680
which is like clearly the better weapon.

2264
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:30,680
I'm pulling out the fucking knife that I like had earlier.

2265
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:32,680
Mmm.

2266
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:34,680
And I'm gonna like fucking kick him down.

2267
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:36,680
Do I have to roll to kick him down?

2268
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:38,680
No, I'm not gonna make you roll to kick him down.

2269
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:39,680
I was about to say, I feel like this man...

2270
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:40,680
He's dead either way.

2271
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:41,680
You do what you want to him.

2272
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:42,680
Yeah.

2273
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:44,680
And be like, who's the fucking bitch now?

2274
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,680
And then...

2275
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:47,680
Toe.

2276
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:48,680
Slices.

2277
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:49,680
Let us start.

2278
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,680
Yeah.

2279
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:51,680
And he fucking...

2280
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:52,680
Pfft.

2281
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:53,680
Pfft.

2282
01:43:53,680 --> 01:43:54,680
Pfft.

2283
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:55,680
Pfft.

2284
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:56,680
Pfft.

2285
01:43:56,680 --> 01:43:57,680
Pfft.

2286
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,680
He's been fucking half his body's burned, smell of burnt seafood,

2287
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:03,680
part of his other arm has been torn off from Smokes Attack

2288
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:05,680
and then you just fucking killing blow.

2289
01:44:05,680 --> 01:44:08,680
Slate his throat with his hot plasma neon knife

2290
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:10,680
and he just falls to the ground chokin' his own blood.

2291
01:44:10,680 --> 01:44:12,680
Can I take his gun?

2292
01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:13,680
Yeah, you can take his gun.

2293
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:14,680
You lose gun.

2294
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:15,680
Cool.

2295
01:44:15,680 --> 01:44:16,680
This is a shitty revolver.

2296
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:17,680
Cool.

2297
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:18,680
Super revolver did damage.

2298
01:44:18,680 --> 01:44:19,680
I'll take it.

2299
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:21,680
Last guy is gonna fire at Smoke again,

2300
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:22,680
because why not?

2301
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:23,680
He misses.

2302
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:24,680
Fucking asshole.

2303
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:26,680
It's gonna be Smokes turn.

2304
01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:28,680
Smokes to finish off his guy.

2305
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:29,680
Have fun.

2306
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:30,680
Um...

2307
01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:33,680
Let me come in with you.

2308
01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:34,680
Cool.

2309
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:37,680
He's going to bonus action, fainting strike,

2310
01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:40,680
target must make a Wisda contested insight check

2311
01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:41,680
versus a deception check.

2312
01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:45,680
On a failure you have advantage on your next attack roll against that creature.

2313
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:49,680
Um, and then I can crit on a 19.

2314
01:44:49,680 --> 01:44:50,680
Which is fun.

2315
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:51,680
So, I make...

2316
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:52,680
Yay!

2317
01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:55,680
Uh, phew, he got a fucking two for insight.

2318
01:44:55,680 --> 01:44:56,680
Unless I...

2319
01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:57,680
Yeah, unless I got a nat one.

2320
01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:00,680
I got a 23 for deception.

2321
01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:03,680
Um, is the guy's laying prone with his shotgun.

2322
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:05,680
Fucking Smoke starts like, kinda,

2323
01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:06,680
teleporting back and forth in front of him,

2324
01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:08,680
or just kind of like here and there and here and there.

2325
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:10,680
He's like, well, you gonna fucking shoot me?

2326
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:11,680
You gonna shoot me now?

2327
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:12,680
Go ahead, pull the fucking trigger.

2328
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:14,680
And guys just like firing all over the place.

2329
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,680
And as he's like reloading his last two shells,

2330
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,680
he just kinda comes up behind him.

2331
01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:20,680
Um, so that's gonna give him...

2332
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:22,680
Pull it through my favorite fucking tapestry.

2333
01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:23,680
You dipshit.

2334
01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:24,680
Your tapestry was kinda ugly.

2335
01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:26,680
I'm kinda glad we can get new ones.

2336
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:27,680
Um...

2337
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:28,680
You dick.

2338
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:31,680
And then he's going to use his regular actions

2339
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:32,680
to do Siphon Life.

2340
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:34,680
And they hit this guy with some necrotic damage

2341
01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:35,680
to get some health.

2342
01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:36,680
Please.

2343
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:37,680
Please.

2344
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:39,680
And he casts this at the fifth level,

2345
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:40,680
which is gonna take me up to...

2346
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:43,680
I saw what your health was at, and I took your wounds.

2347
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:45,680
Yeah, until the pyrons you can make the attack again

2348
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:46,680
on each of your tech.

2349
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:48,680
Power slot of the fourth level or higher

2350
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:51,680
increases by a 1d6 for each slot above third.

2351
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,680
So, I'm at 3d6 naturally.

2352
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:54,680
I go to above that.

2353
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:56,680
I'm at 5d6.

2354
01:45:56,680 --> 01:45:58,680
I took one of your dice.

2355
01:45:58,680 --> 01:45:59,680
Thanks.

2356
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:00,680
I have still a lot of yours over here

2357
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:01,680
because I don't have enough d6s,

2358
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:02,680
so I'm gonna roll with advantage.

2359
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:03,680
That's where all my fucking d6s are.

2360
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:04,680
Hell yeah!

2361
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:05,680
I crit!

2362
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:06,680
Fuck this guy!

2363
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:07,680
Um...

2364
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:11,680
So, roll regular damage and then roll Siphon Life damage.

2365
01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:23,680
Fuckin asshole.

2366
01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:25,680
Okay, five...

2367
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:26,680
Well, normally on other podcasts,

2368
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:28,680
there's other people that can talk while...

2369
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:29,680
Yeah, 14...

2370
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:30,680
It's just two of us,

2371
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:32,680
so it's just one person doing bits

2372
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:34,680
while the other person does math.

2373
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:35,680
The other person's doing bits.

2374
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:36,680
Yeah, 18 plus 14.

2375
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:37,680
I can't do math.

2376
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:38,680
And we're bad enough at math

2377
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,680
that we can't talk at the same time

2378
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:41,680
while someone else does math.

2379
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:42,680
And then...

2380
01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:43,680
We forget what numbers are.

2381
01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:44,680
Yep.

2382
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:45,680
An additional...

2383
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:48,680
5d6.

2384
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:51,680
And Siphon Life.

2385
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:52,680
Jesus Christ, that was a lot.

2386
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:53,680
10...

2387
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:55,680
12...

2388
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:56,680
20...

2389
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:57,680
24...

2390
01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:58,680
So...

2391
01:46:58,680 --> 01:47:01,680
55 damage to this guy who's got 10 health.

2392
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:02,680
Hell yeah!

2393
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,680
25 of it's gonna come back to me in Siphon Life.

2394
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:07,680
So I'm gonna get some fucking...

2395
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:08,680
some HP back!

2396
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:09,680
Pee back!

2397
01:47:09,680 --> 01:47:10,680
Piece of shit!

2398
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:11,680
Not more than he did to me.

2399
01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:12,680
I'm at like 20 health.

2400
01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:13,680
But, um...

2401
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:15,680
When Smoke teleports behind the guy

2402
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,680
as he's like fucking shaking on the ground

2403
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:19,680
trying to reload his gun,

2404
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:20,680
he wraps his chain around his neck

2405
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:21,680
and then kind of pulls him up

2406
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:23,680
so that his eye level, he goes,

2407
01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:26,680
yeah, next time you shoot a guy with fucking smoke powers,

2408
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,680
make sure he dies.

2409
01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:29,680
And then proceeds to, like,

2410
01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:31,680
basically siphon the life out of him

2411
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:32,680
using his smoke powers.

2412
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:33,680
It looks like he's almost like

2413
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:35,680
pulling the breath out of the guy

2414
01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:36,680
as he chokes with no air in his lungs.

2415
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:38,680
He's doing that creepy shit again?

2416
01:47:38,680 --> 01:47:40,680
He goes, fuck off, man, this shit hurts!

2417
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:42,680
Uh, and you can, you watch as like

2418
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:43,680
all the little fucking holes

2419
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:45,680
that are leaking blood in his, uh,

2420
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:47,680
in his outfit start to kind of get plugged

2421
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:49,680
with these little, like, smoke cylinders

2422
01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:51,680
that basically patch himself up.

2423
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:53,680
Just use the fucking bandaid, you freak!

2424
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:54,680
He drops the guy to the floor

2425
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:55,680
and fucking unwraps the chain.

2426
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:56,680
He's like, hey, man,

2427
01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:58,680
I'm not happy with how it looks either.

2428
01:47:58,680 --> 01:47:59,680
If I could do the whole

2429
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:01,680
draining somebody of their life force

2430
01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:04,680
thing and make it look not like that,

2431
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:05,680
I would, but I can't.

2432
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:07,680
And now we're here with five dead bodies,

2433
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:09,680
half of our house is on fire

2434
01:48:09,680 --> 01:48:10,680
for the second time again,

2435
01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:12,680
and I'm pretty sure there's a hole in the floor.

2436
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,680
So you want to know what that sounds like to me?

2437
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,680
Sounds like we need to get a new place.

2438
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:17,680
Sounds like bail time.

2439
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:19,680
Also sounds like we have 24 hours

2440
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:21,680
from about half an hour ago

2441
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,680
to complete a job, so.

2442
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:23,680
What's the job?

2443
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:24,680
Yeah, we don't know.

2444
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:26,680
We just killed all the five guys

2445
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:27,680
that could have told us.

2446
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:29,680
Oh.

2447
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:31,680
Yeah, I'm assuming one of them

2448
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:32,680
was supposed to tell us.

2449
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:34,680
We can...

2450
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:35,680
Fuck it.

2451
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:37,680
I don't want to deal with Cod.

2452
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:38,680
If I see Cod, brother,

2453
01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:39,680
I think it's on site at this point.

2454
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:40,680
So I'm not asking him.

2455
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:41,680
I say we...

2456
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:42,680
Make a lore check.

2457
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:43,680
Ricky was just with him.

2458
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:44,680
Yep.

2459
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:46,680
Ricky was just with him.

2460
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:47,680
He goes, yeah.

2461
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:49,680
Ricky, yeah, for sure.

2462
01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:50,680
I don't know how much...

2463
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:52,680
Ricky, I think I might have...

2464
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:53,680
Ricky.

2465
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,680
Yeah, who gives a shit?

2466
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:55,680
What?

2467
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:56,680
Nothing.

2468
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:57,680
What?

2469
01:48:57,680 --> 01:48:58,680
Don't worry about it.

2470
01:48:58,680 --> 01:48:59,680
Don't worry about it.

2471
01:48:59,680 --> 01:49:00,680
What?

2472
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:01,680
Listen, out of the two of us,

2473
01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,680
who bails who out of more situations?

2474
01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:06,680
I don't ever need to be bailed out...

2475
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,680
Get us eaten 30 minutes ago

2476
01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:10,680
by a giant shark man.

2477
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:13,680
Both of us?

2478
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:16,680
It sounded like you offered him a party favor,

2479
01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,680
and he laughed in your face and said,

2480
01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:21,680
I like to pay for nicer things and then left.

2481
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:23,680
I didn't mean I was going to fuck him.

2482
01:49:23,680 --> 01:49:24,680
I want that to be known.

2483
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:26,680
I think he thinks that you were going to fuck him.

2484
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,680
Well, he was getting awfully close to my leg earlier,

2485
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:30,680
so that was creepy on him.

2486
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:34,680
It's almost like you spilled blood in a room with a shark.

2487
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:35,680
Well, that was...

2488
01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:37,680
It's a quick way to sober up.

2489
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:39,680
I'm glad you sobered up enough.

2490
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:41,680
I mean, Lidl would have walked away out of another one

2491
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:43,680
of these bullshit things alive, so...

2492
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:45,680
What do you mean these bullshit things?

2493
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,680
I have fun.

2494
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:47,680
I'm gonna...

2495
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:49,680
I know where Ricky's place is, right?

2496
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:51,680
You and Smoke probably both know where Ricky's place is.

2497
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:53,680
I mean, he's another gang in the city.

2498
01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:55,680
Oh, by the way, that's what we were talking about.

2499
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:56,680
You fucker.

2500
01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:57,680
What?

2501
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,680
What are we talking about?

2502
01:49:58,680 --> 01:49:59,680
What are you all, Ricky?

2503
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:00,680
What?

2504
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:01,680
Fucking teleports out of the window.

2505
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:03,680
No, I'm teleporting as well.

2506
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,680
Yep.

2507
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:06,680
He just fucking smoke whist his way out of the window,

2508
01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:08,680
and you all off into the night, or into the morning now.

2509
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:10,680
It's probably like close to 6 a.m.

2510
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:11,680
The sun is fully up.

2511
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:13,680
You all have had zero sleep,

2512
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:15,680
have had a lot of shots, and a lot of drugs.

2513
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:16,680
Um...

2514
01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:17,680
Well...

2515
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:18,680
Ricky's got up us.

2516
01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:20,680
We'll go ahead and say that you both incur a point of exhaustion

2517
01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:21,680
at this point, unless you...

2518
01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:24,680
Unless you find time to do a long rest between now and the mission.

2519
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:25,680
Which, technically, you do have time.

2520
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:26,680
It's just gonna...

2521
01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:28,680
I mean, we can long rest at Ricky, or short rest at Ricky's.

2522
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:31,680
That's a sketchy ass place to short rest.

2523
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,680
I'm aware.

2524
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:33,680
So...

2525
01:50:33,680 --> 01:50:37,680
We are at one point of exhaustion, folks.

2526
01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:40,680
Let me see if I have it on my little DM screen,

2527
01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:42,680
and I can tell you all why that sucks.

2528
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:45,680
Exhaustion's not a fun thing.

2529
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:48,680
Exhaustion, for those that are unversed in fifth edition,

2530
01:50:48,680 --> 01:50:51,680
basically means that for every level of that that you incur,

2531
01:50:51,680 --> 01:50:54,680
the shittier and shittier things get for you.

2532
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:58,680
So, it can happen when you go too long without long resting.

2533
01:50:58,680 --> 01:51:01,680
It can happen if you choose to stay up in the middle of the night

2534
01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:04,680
and go on watch while your party member sleeps.

2535
01:51:04,680 --> 01:51:08,680
Sometimes spells can incur a level point of exhaustion.

2536
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:09,680
Um...

2537
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:11,680
But at the level we're at, which is level one,

2538
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:14,680
the effect is disadvantage on all ability checks.

2539
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:17,680
Which, again, the fact that there are six levels of this

2540
01:51:17,680 --> 01:51:19,680
and the first one sucks that bad...

2541
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:21,680
Yeah, it's rough.

2542
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:24,680
The second level, if we get to there as our speeds are halved,

2543
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:27,680
the third is disadvantage on attack rolls and saving throws.

2544
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,680
The fourth is hit point maximum is halved.

2545
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:32,680
The fifth is speeders reduced to zero,

2546
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:35,680
and if we get to level six, it is instantaneous death.

2547
01:51:35,680 --> 01:51:38,680
I would rather have my movement speed halved.

2548
01:51:38,680 --> 01:51:40,680
That feels more like a level one.

2549
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,680
Would have disadvantage on all ability checks? Yeah.

2550
01:51:42,680 --> 01:51:45,680
I agree. That's a crazy thing to swing with.

2551
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:46,680
Like...

2552
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:49,680
That is wild for fucking wizards to lead with.

2553
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:50,680
Yeah.

2554
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:52,680
They said, hey, guess what?

2555
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:55,680
You stayed up all like overnight to keep watch,

2556
01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:56,680
because you all just...

2557
01:51:56,680 --> 01:51:57,680
You had to sleep over?

2558
01:51:57,680 --> 01:52:00,680
You had to keep your friends from getting shanked in the middle of the night

2559
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,680
because they made poor decisions,

2560
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:04,680
and you're the person that helps people? That sucks.

2561
01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:08,680
You now have disadvantage on 75% of the things you're going to do.

2562
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:12,680
Have fun resting when you all are running from a dragon.

2563
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:13,680
Yeah.

2564
01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:15,680
Anyway, where the fuck is Ricky?

2565
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:17,680
Where the fuck is Ricky, indeed?

2566
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:20,680
We're actually going to go ahead and call it, because it's 1.30 in the morning.

2567
01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:23,680
Before we get to the next part of our one-shots,

2568
01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:26,680
where we actually get to dig into whatever job Codfather has.

2569
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:29,680
So thank you all for hopefully watching,

2570
01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:38,680
if not listening to our third actual play of season two, third actual play overall.

2571
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:40,680
If you haven't listened to the other two, please do.

2572
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,680
I think they're good. Kind of, maybe, hopefully.

2573
01:52:43,680 --> 01:52:45,680
Hopefully we'll see you on time, next.

2574
01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,680
We'll see you on time, if we don't.

2575
01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:48,680
In general.

2576
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:50,680
Yep, in general. Who knows when this episode's coming out,

2577
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:52,680
and when part two of this episode's coming out.

2578
01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:54,680
Bye-bye!

2579
01:52:54,680 --> 01:53:15,680
Bye!