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Welcome back! It's probably been like two seconds for you. It's been a very long day for us.

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About 24 hours.

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It's just about exactly. This is our second part of our one-shot in the Kids on Bikes.

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The kids on bikes universe with Madison DMing and then myself being a player.

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Currently taking place in Mount Pleasant? Point Pleasant.

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The name is confusing intentionally because we just decided to make it a bit because Robert kept calling it Mount Pleasant.

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It's called Point Pleasant and then we added Port Pleasant in and so it's all confusing.

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It's all encompassing.

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Yes.

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So we're going to go ahead and hop back into things right as Aster and Tony step off of the bus having spent an hour and a half pretty much in silence after the colossal failure that was Mrs. Edidick Cartwright coming in and splitting up all of Tony's hard work.

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And then now we get to face our parents who are chaperoning.

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Yes. So you all step off off. You all step off the bus and you see your mom and Aster's dad are kind of standing there and they wave really big.

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And you can see that like people on the like on the bus like other students have like clocked the fact like oh these are like really big waves.

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Somebody kill me.

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You see Aster leans over and went to they tell you that they were doing this.

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No. No they didn't.

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Cool. That's so fun for both of us.

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And it was everyone's kind of like shuffling in and people are like taking their bags and you can see that some of the other chaperons.

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Dr. Cartwright nowhere to be seen by the way immediately she's fucked off which and people are kind of like some of the other adults except for their parents of course are kind of like taking the bags and starting to like shuffle them all into like one big pile.

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And you can see that Aster's dad kind of comes up to you and like gives you a big clap on the back and it's like hey.

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Yeah. Tony fully wins is it being physically touched in front of all of his peers having just stepped off the bus.

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It's one thing to be uncool with another student.

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It's another thing to be uncool with a parent a full ass adult.

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Hey you know you said that you were going to keep her out of trouble and I just didn't believe you so I had to come along myself to make sure.

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Yeah. Yeah. When did you all decide that.

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And you see your mom kind of comes up as well and she was like oh we signed up like two weeks ago.

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Mm hmm.

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I thought it'd be like a fun surprise.

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Yeah. No for sure for sure.

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Where's dad.

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He's working at the shop.

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I wasn't leaving it unattended.

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Awesome.

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So it's just one of you and OK.

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OK so I'm going to go be a high school student now but I really appreciate you saying hello. Bye mom.

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And like pinches your cheek and I try and flight my way out of this.

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Yes you can.

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I don't want to be physically fucking touched.

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OK this is going to be a this is this seems pretty simple.

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All things considered are.

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No actually I'm considering this combat because you're a fucking mother.

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So this is going to be contested.

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So moving into contested roles.

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I'm not going to do the whole like attackers role is greater than an everything.

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But that's definitely going to be your flight versus I don't have like stats for her.

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So I'm just going to say what's your flight.

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Dye.

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It's 12.

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It's a 12.

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A d12.

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Yep.

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She's going to roll the same because she gave birth to you.

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Great.

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Maybe from the same person.

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I was a one.

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I got a four.

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Cool.

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Ha ha.

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They're both so low.

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You manage to slip away before she can like kind of grab your cheeks and she's like oh

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and she ends up like going over and like ruffling Aster's hair and she's like I spent time on

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that today.

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I'm just going to finger gun to Aster as I like walk backwards.

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She fully mouths like I'm going to kill you leaving her deal with our parents fully being

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coddled by your mother at this point.

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She's like oh my god you look so cute.

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Where did you get that?

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Stacey, what up?

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You run after Stacey.

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It's a completely leaving Aster and you can feel her eyes like burrowing into your body

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and it's like one of those like you are in trouble with her for sure.

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That is what it is.

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So you can also see one of the other teachers, your homeroom teacher actually, she kind of

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steps up and she's like okay before everyone starts running off and everything we're going

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to go over the rules real quick.

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This is pretty simple.

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I really don't want to spend more time on this than we have to.

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Buddy system, stay in your pairs.

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Doesn't have to be your partner.

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Just stay with someone else.

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You are not allowed to be alone with an adult if you are a child.

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That's the big one currently.

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No boys and girls allowed in each other's cabins and then you can also see that two of the girls,

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Aurora and Stephanie, just kind of like look to each other and like smile a little bit

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and they're like okay.

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You can see the homeroom teacher clocks in and she goes please don't, please, I know that this is a really outdated rule,

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Lights out of the leaven.

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Don't go alone in the woods.

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Figure that goes without saying, but some shit head tries it every year.

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Stay out of the water.

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We do not have lifeguards.

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Midspeech Tony is going to immediately take the first picture with his disposable camera.

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It's going to be a selfie with him and like a bunch of the students.

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He's like fully trying to organize everybody into the picture while she's giving the rules.

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Yeah, you get a good chunk of the people.

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Fuck yeah.

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Like Aster's in like the far distant corner and once again like being fully coddled by your mother.

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Okay, just a reminder that your cameras have a limited amount of exposures.

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So use those wisely.

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Okay, I'm going to be in cabin B.

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No one bother me and you can see she like reaches into her purse and like pulls out like a fucking vape

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or like some type of light.

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You can't really tell if it's like a vapor.

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But this woman is over it.

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She does not want to be there and she kind of goes off.

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It makes two of us.

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And then you see Dr. Cartwright feels like actually you feel like a breath on the back of your neck.

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And you turn around and you see Dr. Cartwright who seems to have appeared out of like fucking.

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I'm taking a picture.

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Thin air.

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I'm taking a picture.

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I want to know if she shows up on camera.

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Fair enough.

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She does like do you is it you don't know how to work the flash on this camera.

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No, I definitely am just pressing the button.

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I think that means like take the picture.

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She maybe a blinder.

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She blanks like just one blank and you can't really tell if her eyes are going like up and down like blinking like

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a little side to side like a fucking lizard.

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And she smiles Mark Zuckerberg and she kind of like takes your shoulder and like moves you to the side a little bit

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so she can keep walking.

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But I got my picture though.

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You got your picture.

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Two exposures.

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Just evidence.

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Fair enough. Fair enough.

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And she goes up and she's like, all right, it's time for you all to present.

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The fact that you've learned about your partners.

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I immediately go to the bathroom.

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I just try and scoot out and immediately go to the bathroom.

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Yeah, that's going to be a flight check for sure.

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That's going to be everything's a flight check.

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Come on.

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Powers to be.

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I got a 10 exactly.

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So you you skirt off to the bathroom and you hear her like going down the list of people to kind of like call and like go

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I'm leaving Esther by herself.

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Can I try and wave it asked her?

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I'd love to just wave it asked her just to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like come with.

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Yeah, it's like if it's just her, then they're going to wait until I get back.

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She doesn't look like she's reading off the list as she's like calling partners up.

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It's very much just like her pointing like one of her like fucking nasty gnarled fingers at someone and being like, you know, I'm not getting cursed today.

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So you wave to ask her and she removes herself from your mother.

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Fuck.

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Like it is a full like, okay.

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No, yeah, I'm good.

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I really I have to go change my tampons.

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So like, oh, I understand completely.

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I suppose pulling that card left and right man.

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Listen, she's like, if it works, it works.

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And she kind of heads off towards the bathroom with you.

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All right.

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Stuff is a bus.

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You all don't have rooms yet.

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Like you committed to this.

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We're missing all of the orientation stuff.

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That's fine.

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We'll just follow everybody when they walk off.

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We are getting out of having to present each other in front of everybody else with our

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parents present is what we're doing.

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So we're just going to wait here.

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And once we see the gaggle of people start moving towards one of the cabins, we're just

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What's up?

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Do you not think that our parents are going to notice?

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I doubt it.

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This vacation for me, this is the closest I'm getting to a fucking vacation.

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I'm not really going to ask about it.

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Jackley, don't sweat it.

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Don't sweat it.

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It'll be okay.

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What do we have service out here?

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Can I check for service?

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You can check for service.

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There's no service.

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I mean you're in the woods.

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Yeah, but like there's a town eventually, right?

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I mean like once you go and like walk a little bit further.

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Right, because we're in the middle of fucking nowhere with cabins.

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Because this is like a summer camp, like a bougie summer camp and it's not used all year

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So you all just kind of like rent out the cabins and like stay in the bunks and stuff during

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September because no one's going to be using them in fucking September.

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But they're like nice cabins.

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I mean like you're, you've made it to the restroom.

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It's not like latrines.

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They are nice bathrooms.

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Like there's a shower.

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There's like mirrors and like it doesn't smell like ass.

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Taking care of, let's see it.

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No, it's definitely bougie.

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This is a vacation spot for a lot of very, very bougie like rich people.

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So it's, it's not bad.

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This is definitely where kids are like shipped off.

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You can see there's a lot of like carvings on the like bathroom walls and stuff like that.

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Something about like, so in such a way.

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It's one of the survival wilderness camps.

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It's like so in such as a bitch.

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I mean, I'm not going to call this number for a good time.

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But you all, I guess successfully managed to avoid the bulk of the introductions and

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you see me to go and grab their bags and stuff.

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Slide back in.

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Cool.

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No intros.

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Too cool for you.

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So are you avoiding your parents?

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I mean, if they call me on them, it's going to be like I had to go to the bathroom and

252
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then Aster also had to go to the bathroom and it was just convenient timing.

253
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So you guys aren't allowed to be friends to go to the bathroom together.

254
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I mean, yeah, but like why would they?

255
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Okay.

256
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I would they.

257
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Why am I getting jealous?

258
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Okay.

259
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Okay.

260
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So you'll see.

261
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Yeah.

262
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Your your mom catches you and was like, where the fuck were you?

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The bathroom.

264
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The restroom.

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The bathroom.

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The place where you know, I know what the bathroom is.

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It was just something going on with.

268
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Nope.

269
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Are you sure?

270
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My bladder.

271
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Yes.

272
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Yes, there is.

273
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It was full and I had to empty it.

274
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Okay.

275
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You know, you can like tell me.

276
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Finger gun going off towards Aster to help pick up the base.

277
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Thanks mom.

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She's probably like a launch into like the safe sex talk and you just to.

279
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Thanks mom.

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Straight out of here.

281
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Bye.

282
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Don't say my name too loud, please.

283
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You can see that they're kind of like directing people into like where room assignments are.

284
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And they're kind of like hurding people in different directions and it's kind of like.

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It's it feels like a very like first come first serve in terms of like they're like

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counting people off by number.

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And like that's kind of or like being like, okay, you three and then you three.

288
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So for like rooms and stuff.

289
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So it's.

290
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Nice try hard enough at this point.

291
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It's not worth it.

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I'll say if you want to try and maneuver yourself to be in a specific spot with a specific group

293
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of people while they're like counting off numbers, you can try to do that.

294
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Or you can just kind of let the fates fall away.

295
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Well, every time I've tried to rig the system, the system has not been kind.

296
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They are you're going to be with the dudes.

297
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I mean, I guess I'll be with the girls.

298
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I'll put in a bed.

299
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I'll try and maneuver myself to the cool guys.

300
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Yeah, you're able to like, I don't, I don't want to, but.

301
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You're able to clock Jason and the rest of the Jays and they're like putting their bags up like

302
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they're carrying all of their bags like on their shoulders, like fireman style and it's very like showy.

303
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But you're able to stand by them and you kind of get like counted off with them and you can see as

304
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Aster is like going to grab and like move backwards.

305
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She gets caught in the full fucking crossfires and Dr. Carter is like and you three or no and you five.

306
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I forgot how many people were in a cabin and you can see that it's Stacy and all of her friends and then

307
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Aster who was walking past.

308
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She's fucked has fully been so fucked with that group and she fully just like takes a minute and turns and just

309
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looks at the people and like the preppy girls basically and they none of them are looking at her except

310
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for Stacy who definitely looks up and she just smiles.

311
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I can't say this.

312
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This is not saving and she's like, oh my God, bunkmates.

313
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That's so fun for us.

314
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Isn't it?

315
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And Aster's like, yeah, I'm so excited to braid each other's hair and she just kind of was like,

316
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oh, so cute.

317
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And you can see that people are starting to like move their stuff into their bunks and Aster just kind of like looks

318
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she kills me, kill me, kill me.

319
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But she gets kind of like swept up in that and then she goes off to there and want to like fucking cabin like D or

320
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something.

321
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And you can see that Jason kind of comes up and like

322
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cabin D nuts.

323
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What's up?

324
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What?

325
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He's in high school, man.

326
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I'm just trying to get into that mentality.

327
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I want to do this sit in what you said.

328
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No, I definitely when they're like reading off cabins like A, B, C, D, the second they see D, I lean over to the

329
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nearest person to me, probably one of the J's and go, cabin D's nuts.

330
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It's John and he's like, that's so he's like Bersalve.

331
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He's that so fucking funny man.

332
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Yeah, I know.

333
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He like whispers it to the other.

334
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So at this point, like the J's are like whispering it to each other.

335
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Just like a fucking game of telephone.

336
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Exactly.

337
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Cabin D's nuts.

338
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It gets to Jason and Jason like barks out like a really, he's like, ha!

339
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My voice is so strong.

340
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I'm so sorry to any listeners.

341
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And I mean, you're in pretty good with the J's all things considered.

342
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So Jason kind of comes up and claps you on the back and is like, what's up, bunk mate?

343
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Wow, it's a real change of fucking character all of a sudden.

344
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I'm going to be a bitch on the bus.

345
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It's going to be cool here.

346
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All right, Jason.

347
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I mean, it's a meaty flap.

348
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It is like, it's like, it's probably not the, I mean, give me a DC five charm check.

349
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You can have this or not.

350
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What'd you get?

351
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I fail.

352
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It's a three.

353
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Give me my adversity token, please.

354
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You think Jason is trying to be your best buddy?

355
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Oh, okay.

356
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I don't really like him like that, but I mean, I guess I'll put in some extra effort to like,

357
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keep him happy.

358
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Yeah, yeah, to the best bunk mates.

359
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Point pleasant is to offer.

360
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Yeah, man.

361
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Yep.

362
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He just kind of looks at you and is like, this interaction is done.

363
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You obviously like catch the vibe he was trying to put out.

364
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Nope.

365
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He just kind of grabs his stuff and like walks out towards the cabin that you all are assigned to.

366
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I'm not picking up anything Jason's putting down.

367
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Apparently not.

368
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That can just stay out.

369
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Cool.

370
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So I guess you go and get your stuff set up in your cabin.

371
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Mega beef.

372
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Cool.

373
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I guess I have to detour to ask for to grab my duffel.

374
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All right.

375
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Tony is going to make his way around the cabins until eventually he finds Astor in the pot.

376
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Astor in the popular girls.

377
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I guess I'm just walking in the fucking cabin.

378
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Just walking in the cabin.

379
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I'm just walking the cabin.

380
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Well, tell you what, I'm going to, I'd like to look around first to see if any of the counselors are around because there's a very clear rule about guys aren't allowed in girls cabins, but like, fuck the rules.

381
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You can say there's definitely like chaperones who are helping people carry things into like the cabin.

382
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So maybe walking in with no.

383
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Can I go to grab one of Astor's 35 bags and carry it in for her?

384
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Yes.

385
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I think that works.

386
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Yep.

387
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You fully are like in it at this point your mom sees you and is like, oh, that's so sweet.

388
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Y'all are so cute.

389
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And she didn't say my name.

390
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It's all that matters.

391
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You grab the bag and you're able to head in and you can see it's like very like, I mean, most of these girls have like gotten other people to carry their bags for them.

392
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yeah, for sure.

393
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Stacy is not carrying any of her own bags.

394
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Of course she's not.

395
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And you can see like where they're set up and they are bunk beds and you can see that Stacy and Astor are sharing a bunk.

396
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And Astor's is like stuff is on the bottom bunk and Stacy is taking the top bunk, which is good.

397
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Yeah, I don't mind that.

398
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All things considered.

399
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I'm a bottom bunk guy myself.

400
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Probably looks like Astor ran in first and put her shit down.

401
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Yeah, she should.

402
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And Stacy doesn't look thrilled that she's on the top bunk.

403
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But it was a matter of like the way that things happened.

404
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And yeah, so you help her carry those in.

405
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Do you want to like pull her off to the side or like, hmm?

406
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Yeah, I'm trying to decide how much interference I really feel like running in this point because like my goal is sitting square in the same cabin that my like intro to this cabin is also sleeping in.

407
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:16,000
I feel like if I run interference, I run the potential of fucking up my only end to this building.

408
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Oh Jesus.

409
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:24,000
So, um, I mean, I think I might pull her aside and just let her know that I'm going to grab my stuff out of the bag.

410
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,000
But I don't think I'm going to like extend a hand and be like, hey, if you need any help like I was.

411
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Yeah, why don't you just leave it with me for now and we can get it later.

412
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Yeah, that's okay.

413
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
I mean, we still have like several hours.

414
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

415
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But like if there are things I want to pick up with this money I got from Jason, I mean, I got to, you know, send to put in it.

416
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Okay, um, here you're just going to walk out with a duffel bag or do you want me to like take it?

417
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Well, no, I'm going to like go back to my cabin and like put things like in the place that they go.

418
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Okay, would you rather be the person caught with the whisk here?

419
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Would you rather be me?

420
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Fucking go for it, man.

421
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
It's all I'm saying.

422
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:05,000
She's like, I just don't think anyone's going to check me for carrying around a duffel bag as opposed to you who has never been seen with a bag in your life.

423
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:11,000
I mean, if you feel comfortable walking around with with that, then be my guest.

424
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Who the fuck is going to check my bag?

425
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
You're my mother.

426
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I really don't think so.

427
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
She does weird shit.

428
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Fine, take the bag.

429
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Sick.

430
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
And she unzips one of the duffels and hands it to you.

431
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Yeah, many duffel time, baby.

432
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:34,000
All right, so you take the duffel bag and you kind of like, you can see that Stacey, like at this point, there's not really any like Chevron.

433
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:42,000
It's in the room, which is definitely going to probably not last super long because some of them did see that you were in the cabin.

434
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Yeah, for sure.

435
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
For sure.

436
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Probably shouldn't let that happen.

437
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Yeah.

438
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Always keep an eye on Tony.

439
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,000
But she goes, oh my God, that's a big bag.

440
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
The one like Astros bag or like my bag?

441
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Like the bag that you're holding.

442
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I mean, it's like a small bag.

443
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
I've got room for like more than one bottle, right?

444
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Oh my God, did you bring more than one?

445
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:12,000
I totally, you know, I thought last time we talked, you just, you wanted the one like for yourself and for me.

446
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I mean, I definitely brought more than one.

447
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
I just want to.

448
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I'm not drinking like a whole bottle of whiskey.

449
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I just want to like double check to make sure that there wasn't like another request that I missed because like there's definitely a second miscellaneous mystery bottle of alcohol on there that I swiped, but like.

450
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Oh my God, you are so sweet.

451
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Oh my God, that's so smart of you.

452
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Yeah, that's I'm the sweetest and the smartest.

453
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:39,000
So to wrap back around, was there another kind of alcohol that you were expecting or like asked for?

454
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Maybe I just didn't catch it.

455
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
I was too distracted by how pretty you are.

456
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Oh my gosh, you're so sweet.

457
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Oh my God, Flutter will get you everywhere.

458
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,000
No, I thought it was just like the two bottles of whiskey.

459
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:57,000
And who did you maybe think was going to be sharing the second bottle?

460
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I mean, we're like all.

461
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Right. Is anybody else on like the alcohol grab list?

462
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Maybe I can like pool funds with another individual who is also tasked with bringing a second full bottle of whiskey.

463
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
What do you mean?

464
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Like.

465
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Say I had to break into a liquor cabinet with a fire poker to get the first one.

466
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Maybe somebody could compensate me for having to get my hands on a second one if I didn't bring it, which I definitely did.

467
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:35,000
And I can see at this point, asked her over here is this conversation and steps it and she's like, yeah, we got the two bottles.

468
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We're good.

469
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:49,000
And Stacy kind of turns her and is like, I don't remember asking if you got the bottles, but and she's like, yeah, well, one of them was mine.

470
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So you can enjoy where that comes from.

471
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,000
And she has to patients is just kind of her at this point.

472
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:04,000
And it's just like, there's tension between the two for sure.

473
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
And she's like, oh, that's so nice of you.

474
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Really appreciate that.

475
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
You should give yourself a time check.

476
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
You should do that for Astor.

477
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Do that for Astor.

478
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Can't get away with this because of the fucking not getting her ass be.

479
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And you know, I'm like pulling the lie off. She fully just went, yeah, I brought a second bottle of alcohol.

480
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Stacy, what was the DC for yourself?

481
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Bro, I did fucking more than one.

482
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I went okay, so I'm probably going to put that in like a failure by five or more.

483
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Holy fuck.

484
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:49,000
So you see, like, I'll take one of those little little tickets.

485
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Yeah, give yourself a ticket.

486
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
He's like, what type of whiskey is it?

487
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Astor, and you know, no, no, no, no, no falters.

488
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:07,000
And she was like, whiskey, whiskey, you know, and Stacy's like, yeah, but like, what brand?

489
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And you could see Astor kind of like struggles again.

490
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,000
And she was like, girl, Jeff Daniels.

491
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
And she was like, oh my God, I love that kind.

492
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Yeah, well, you can take those two bottles and I can't wait to see both of them tonight.

493
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Actually, Astor, you should be the one to bring them to the group.

494
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Yeah, you know, since you got them and everything.

495
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
I mean, she was already going to be like helping that though, right?

496
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Because remember, last time we talked, Astor was actually coming to the party.

497
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Stacy, you actually okayed that.

498
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah, I thought that was like a fucking joke.

499
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
No, no, it wasn't a joke.

500
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
I mean, she provided the other bottle of whiskey.

501
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
So like, you know, it would be super cool.

502
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
There's not another bottle of whiskey in there.

503
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:59,000
It'd be super uncool if we didn't let the other person that supplied the other bottle of alcohol for your friends to like come to the party.

504
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Okay.

505
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Can't wait to see you there tonight with two bottles of whiskey.

506
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Fantastic Astor, let's go.

507
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:13,000
You can see Astor is fully like biting her tongue and she's like, she was like trying to step up and then immediately just fucking fumbled.

508
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
I'm just going to push her out the door.

509
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Come on, dude, we got to go.

510
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
As soon as you get out the door, she's just going, I fucked up.

511
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Second bottle?

512
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
I fucked up.

513
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
You brought the second bottle.

514
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Fucked up a little bit.

515
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Jeff Daniels?

516
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
I, Jeff?

517
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
It started with a J.

518
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Jack, Jack Daniels, the most traditional basic like American male name besides John.

519
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Jack, you went with fucking Jeff?

520
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
I don't know, man.

521
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Who's Jeff Daniels?

522
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
I don't know.

523
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
And now you're responsible for bringing a second bottle?

524
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yeah.

525
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Fuck.

526
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
How are we going to do that?

527
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
That's a great question.

528
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Okay.

529
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Fucking whiskey bottle extraordinaire.

530
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Oh.

531
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
You think we're going to get our hands on a bottle of Jeff Daniels?

532
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Shit.

533
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I'm going to do a little brains check for her.

534
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
This is just going to be a DC five brains check.

535
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Half a baby.

536
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Oh yeah.

537
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
I can just fucking half it because she's got 20 in brains.

538
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
She goes, okay.

539
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Five or more.

540
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Okay.

541
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:13,000
So a part-time job during the summer, I work at the curious Jack, the curious Jack with

542
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
the curious Jack, the shop on the boardwalk.

543
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Okay.

544
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I literally talk about it all the time.

545
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Yeah, for sure.

546
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Definitely.

547
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Remember hearing about the curious wax?

548
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Yeah, heard about that.

549
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
So close, but not that.

550
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,000
But anyway, the owner, Frank, he's like, he's like drinking on the job.

551
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:36,000
He's like, I mean, great guy, fucking questionable, just general human being.

552
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
To the point.

553
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,500
Anyway, yeah, I know he has a staff.

554
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,000
She keeps them under like the cash register.

555
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
So you're going to rob your boss?

556
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I'm not going to rob him.

557
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I mean, like, I'm telling you, this man has so much alcohol in his mouth.

558
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
So we're going to rob your boss?

559
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
We don't.

560
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
It's not like robbing.

561
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
What?

562
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I asked her if Stacy walked up to your desk and just straight up lifted one of your pencils

563
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
and then didn't give it back.

564
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
What would you call that?

565
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Stealing.

566
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Right.

567
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,000
So if we walk into your boss's store and then just, I don't know, lift a full handle of

568
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
whiskey, what would you call that?

569
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Barwing from a dear friend.

570
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Robbery.

571
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
It's not a robbery.

572
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Robbery.

573
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
What the fuck did you do to get that bottle, huh?

574
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Uh, robbed my parents, which is significantly better than robbing a fucking store.

575
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Frank, no, it's not like it's for sale.

576
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
It's like his personal stash.

577
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Oh, well, I guess it's kind of better.

578
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Anybody will notice.

579
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
That's what I'm fucking saying.

580
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
He keeps it under the cash register because he doesn't think anybody's going to notice.

581
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
All right then.

582
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
I guess we have a destination.

583
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Cool.

584
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Perfect.

585
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
She's like pacing a little bit.

586
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:43,000
She's like, I fucked up so bad immediately in like fucking caved.

587
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,000
But you can see that other people are kind of starting to like come out of their cabins and

588
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,000
you can see that some people are like, they've got like lighter day bags on as opposed to

589
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
like all of these like bulky duffel bags and stuff like that.

590
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
And it looks like people are heading to go somewhere and you're able to like pick up

591
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
on a buzz and like people are talking about going down to the boardwalk, which is only

592
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
like a five to 10 minute walk away from.

593
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I'm going to cash in two adversity tokens and manifest the coolest day bag you've ever

594
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
seen in your fucking life.

595
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
I hate the way you pass out of nowhere.

596
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000
You pat like, like you're trying to fucking bribe a cop or something.

597
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,000
You just like put them down and I need you all to understand as listeners what he is

598
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
doing.

599
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
He puts it down on the other side of the table and slides them over with one finger day bag.

600
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah, you get a fucking sick as day bag.

601
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
What does it look like?

602
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Definitely stole it off of one of the Jays.

603
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,000
They had like five or six at a larger duffel bag and I picked the most inconspicuous one.

604
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
It's still like a $60 day bag.

605
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Definitely like Nike Brandon blacked out the white logo.

606
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm like fully going to take like, I don't know, like a fucking knife or something or

607
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000
a stick and like scrub off the Nike logo so that nobody can call me on it.

608
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
So it just looks like a normal like black day bag.

609
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Yeah, it looks sick as hell.

610
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Yeah.

611
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
You can see that Aster has like a backpack.

612
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
All black day bag baby.

613
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000
A little bit lighter than like what she typically carries to school, but it's still like a pretty

614
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
bulky bag, all things considered.

615
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Probably like a three to three.

616
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Day bag.

617
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,000
And you can see that some people are already starting to like pair off and like go ahead

618
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
on that walk.

619
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,000
You can see that Stacy is like texting and is like fully getting an Uber.

620
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
It is a five to 10 minute walk to be clear.

621
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Riddle me this.

622
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
How was she texting?

623
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Fuck.

624
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
She's not getting an Uber.

625
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
She's walking like the rest of us at least for a little while.

626
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,000
She walks to a pay phone and fully like pulls out a quarter and is like I'm not fucking walking.

627
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
She knows how to use a pay phone.

628
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
There's no fucking chance.

629
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Okay.

630
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
What would you call that?

631
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
What?

632
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Give me a DC for that.

633
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Oh, for Stacy?

634
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Yeah.

635
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
For what do we think Stacy knowing how to use a pay phone is?

636
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I'm thinking at least a DCA brain stuck.

637
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
DCA brain stuck.

638
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
I don't think this girl knows what the fuck a pay phone is.

639
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Okay.

640
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I would put her brains as an eight.

641
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Okay.

642
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Because you've got to be smart enough to be this much of a thing.

643
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
No fucking Uber for you.

644
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Okay.

645
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
She's not able to Uber.

646
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Three.

647
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
She does not Uber.

648
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
She gets very pissed.

649
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
She does not know how to push the buttons on the pay phone and does not understand why it

650
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
does not touch screen.

651
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
It's so cute.

652
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
It's adorable.

653
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,000
People just being technologically illiterate is just the cutest thing.

654
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
She's kind of annoyed and rolls her eyes and you can see that she and her friends are

655
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
kind of waiting for the Jays and they're all going to walk in a group and you can, if

656
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
you want to stay and walk with them or if you want to walk separate.

657
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Now we got a mission.

658
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Unfortunately, we have a mission.

659
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Things to ask her.

660
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
We have to go grab one.

661
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I was fully prepared to try and talk myself out of this second bottle business and then

662
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:52,000
before I could get to asking for a check, Astros fucking, yeah, we bought a second bottle.

663
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Hey, commitment.

664
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Right.

665
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
So we're going to go commit to robbing her boss.

666
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Yeah, it'll be fine.

667
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
She's like, it'll be fine.

668
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
It'll be fine.

669
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
It'll be so fine.

670
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
You know, yep.

671
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Frank is like, he's honestly probably going to be too drunk to notice in the first place.

672
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
So.

673
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
That's so fun.

674
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
You can see she's also like is asking about the camera because you all are like sharing

675
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
a camera as a partner, like as a group.

676
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
And she's like, how many pictures have you taken so far?

677
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Maybe like two out of 27.

678
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Just two.

679
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
What have you taken?

680
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I got a group picture with the, with all the cool people on the bus.

681
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
And then I got a picture of Mrs. Fartwright.

682
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I want to see if she showed up, but now I realize we have to have the film developed.

683
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
And that's not how this works.

684
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
So, um, well, we'll find out later.

685
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah, we'll find out later when she develops a picture of herself.

686
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Yeah, I'm sure she's going to love that.

687
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
And you all kind of start off on the walk.

688
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:58,000
It's not a super long walk, but you all eventually make it to the point, the port pleasant.

689
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,000
It's port because it's like a boardwalk, um, here and boardwalk.

690
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
And there's like a bunch of little things on there.

691
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I'll have a brochure that I will post when I'm posting all of the like resources for this that you'll be able to give players if you end up running this where it shows you all the different locations.

692
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
But for right now, I'm just going to kind of read them off to you.

693
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
So you can kind of get an idea of what is there.

694
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
So there is a couple different places to eat.

695
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
There's a place called the Dew-Op-A-Biner.

696
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
What time of day is it really quick?

697
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
It's morning.

698
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
You all left before school started.

699
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
So it's probably like nine.

700
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Yeah, nine.

701
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Nine-ish in the morning.

702
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
So you all have like a pretty...

703
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Party's not going to start until after sunset for sure.

704
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
I feel like this is like a 10 p.m. kind of thing.

705
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
I don't know.

706
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I feel like that's when teenagers always think it's like the greatest time ever to start a party is super late.

707
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Correct.

708
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
So you have like a full 12 hours then.

709
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Yeah, so it is if you want to make the whiskey your priority, you can make that a priority or you can like stick around first.

710
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I'm trying to knock out whiskey first.

711
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Like first thing, because with the way that this trip has gone and the setup for this trip has gone,

712
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000
there are going to be an unknowable amount of obstacles, first and foremost being Aster.

713
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:15,000
And if I can like secure the bag before I get to have my fun in town,

714
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I got to make sure that this party goes down the way that it like absolutely has to go down.

715
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And if I don't show up with two bottles of whiskey, one that says Jeff Daniels on it,

716
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
then I'm looking like a fucking buffoon.

717
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah, so I can go ahead and kind of give you the rundown of like what the boardwalk looks like

718
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000
and what there is before you go ahead and head into the curious shelf,

719
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,000
which is a place that you know is there and that you're going to be going to or I can wait until after.

720
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Yeah, just yeah.

721
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
I think doing a little bit of intro and like what it looks like as we walk there is probably good.

722
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Cool. So it is a very like classic boardwalk. It has like a very 50s, 60s feeling to it.

723
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,000
There's somehow like music like they've got like speakers on like the little lamppost and stuff.

724
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
So it's a lot of like it's it's boardwalk music. It's like that genre.

725
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:08,000
The song is like under the boardwalk. It's a lot of like there's Beach Boys, Rock and Robin, Happy Together.

726
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Yeah, not in a place that should be playing this music.

727
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:19,000
It's just like a very cheery vibe, which is in contrast to like the beach is not like this is a place that was definitely pretty at some point.

728
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,000
And it's probably gorgeous during the summer, but like it's overcast. It's a little bit like there's a little bit of a chill in the air.

729
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:37,000
But it smells like salty walking. Yeah, it is like everything. It's like bright colors, but everything looks like it's had like a little bit of a gray tone over it just because of how dreary the weather is.

730
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:43,000
You could see that the beach isn't the most inviting. There's like a lot of clumps of like seaweed washed up on shore.

731
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:50,000
And it's it's not my hair is so fucked. It's damn salty.

732
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:57,000
And you can see there's a bunch of different like little shops and stuff. There's like a big Ferris wheel towards the end of the pier.

733
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:10,000
And it's like there's like a restaurant that's like a very like 50s camp vibe kind of like I don't know what the name of any of those restaurants are, but like the like steak and steak steak and steak, but like dialed up to attend.

734
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
And you can see that there's like a little like souvenir shop like a kid's she plays there.

735
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:23,000
We have a place in town called GD Ritz season three like that. Yeah, it's like that like the checkered floors and the big red booths and all that shit.

736
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It's kind of like in terms of like trying to describe this in things that you, Robert have experienced just because we've been on vacation together.

737
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,000
It's like if you get like the the touristy streets in Gatlinburg, but like take it back 50 years.

738
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000
But it's like that kind of vibe of like I don't really don't like the touristy streets.

739
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I say this is this is a very touristy place. There's like like a saltwater taffy store and like you're off season.

740
00:36:48,000 --> 00:37:01,000
So a lot of these stores are closed. There's like a handful of things that are open, but it looks very like there's not other people walking around like it is literally just your class, which is not very big.

741
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And you can like assume that maybe some of these places opened up because of the field trip, just because it's like the one little bit of business that they're going to get during the off season.

742
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah, but like half the stores haven't even bothered to like turn their signs on.

743
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000
And it just kind of looks pretty dead. You can see there's like some carnival games or like some like boardwalk games.

744
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:28,000
There's an arcade that looks like there's a wax museum. There's like a mirror maze.

745
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:36,000
There's just a bunch of like everything that you can imagine in like a very touristy place, but it's very cute.

746
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Or it was very cute at some point. It could be. It's just.

747
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,000
It's definitely a cute potential. It's just off season and disgusting outside.

748
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah, and just dead. But you all make it up onto the boardwalk.

749
00:37:50,000 --> 00:38:03,000
And you can see that Astor is kind of just like immediately be lighting to this location, which is like in the middle of the boardwalk in terms of like situated in between all the shops and everything.

750
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:12,000
And it is an odd looking store because it's like everything else for the most part on the boardwalk looks put together.

751
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:23,000
It's like it may not be like the highest quality. It might. It's like the off brand like Ripley's believe it or not like vibes of like that's what everything else kind of is.

752
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
It's still like very kitschy and it's very like cutesy.

753
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:36,000
And this one, it looks a little bit more rundown than the other stuff like the stuff is not as nice. There's a little bit of like paint chipping on the signs.

754
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Or if it has like a light up sign, there's like a couple of light bulbs that are out and it says the curious shelf.

755
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
And it also says like in a sign underneath, it's like wonderful wonders.

756
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:55,000
And then there's another like sign underneath that like tacked on to it that says like open all year and somehow this little shop, which is it like it's a local oddity shop.

757
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:11,000
And it is open 24 set like not 24 seven, but it is open all year, despite the fact that it's like one of the few places in town that is open all year as opposed to like everything else.

758
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:18,000
How far back is Stacy and the gang? I imagine we're probably walking ahead of everybody.

759
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Just trying to get to this fucking shop.

760
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Yeah, I think we'd be like two three minutes behind you guys.

761
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I would love to tell Aster to go ahead and chat up the boss. I'm going to drop back and go chat up Stacy and try and set a lunch date.

762
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Sure thing. You can totally do that.

763
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,000
So Aster's like, cool. So I'm just going to go get a fucking.

764
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
No, no, just hang out.

765
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Chat them up, you know, butter them up, say some nice things, getting, you know, get them thinking about anything other than his whiskey. I'm going to go back and set up a dinner date or lunch date, I guess, because, you know, we'll be having dinner in the woods.

766
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Right.

767
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
But I'll be back. You got this, I believe in you.

768
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Cool.

769
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
You're great.

770
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Great. Okay.

771
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
And start like, goes up ahead.

772
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And you can see her open the door and it's like the most complicated series of bells you've ever heard. And like, you can hear it from where you are at the beginning of the boardwalk and like the stores in the middle.

773
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yikes.

774
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:24,000
It's an odd place. It's kind of like, I mean, you would know enough about it. It's a little bit of a joke to like people around here.

775
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:34,000
But also at the same time, it's show Aster's vibe. It's got like some of their exhibits are like the mountain springs mermaid instead of like the Fiji mermaid.

776
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Right.

777
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Like postcards from parallel dimensions. It's just very kitschy and like goofy.

778
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:46,000
And so you hang back and how are you? Are you like waiting or do you like straight walk backwards?

779
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Yeah.

780
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
How do I do this without looking like ultimate desperate?

781
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Fuck.

782
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000
I'm gonna make it look like I'm walking back towards the cabins like, oh, I forgot like my comb or something like that.

783
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
And then just circle around them.

784
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Like I'm doing the full fucking loop around the boardwalk so that I don't have to be seen going back.

785
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I was like, also as an option, I'm going to give you, you could also wait at the beginning of the boardwalk and just like, lean against the lamppost.

786
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Okay.

787
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I don't know. That just seems desperate. You know, I'm saying like, I don't want to make it look like, oh, like I'm waiting for Stacy.

788
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Bear. Okay.

789
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
So you loop back around and you're able to catch up with them.

790
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,000
And it's, it is like the full crew. It is like all of the Jays and then like Stacy's friends.

791
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
So it's like, there's probably about eight of them.

792
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:47,000
And you can see that like Stacy and Jason are walking next to each other, but like she's like not looking at him totally.

793
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
But like also like Lathes River like two seconds to be like, why the fuck is he not looking at me?

794
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Oh, I gotta give up on her at some point.

795
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I got a point to prove them. All right.

796
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I guess I'm just going to kind of walk up to Stacy and be like, oh, hey, yeah, fancy fancy running into you.

797
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I had like run back and grab my comb because this weather is fucking terrible.

798
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Yeah.

799
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
My hair is already starting to lose its shape and it's just like not it's not the vibe.

800
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Anyways, I heard about a really cool diner towards the end of the boardwalk that might be cool to do like a lunch at if you were interested.

801
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Oh, cute. Like, like just.

802
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
No, you could have write your friends if you want to.

803
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Okay.

804
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Yeah. I mean, Aster will be coming with.

805
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Great. I love that.

806
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yeah. Maybe your friends and ask her can get to know each other better since she'll be at the party the whole night.

807
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
No, I think I think we know Astro.

808
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I think we know everything we need to know.

809
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
What's your favorite color?

810
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
I don't know.

811
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
There's a question you can ask her when we all get lunch together.

812
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Are you trying to set me and Astro up on a fucking date?

813
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Absolutely not, Stacy. Why would you? Why would you think that?

814
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I'm trying to set us up on a date without us being interrupted the whole time.

815
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Okay, but you're like really fucking gung-ho about bringing Astro everywhere.

816
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah, she's supplying half of the alcohol. I'm confused.

817
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Like, what's the beef with Astro?

818
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
What do you mean?

819
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Like, why do we dislike Astro?

820
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I'm not having a fucking like dialogue with you.

821
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Oh, that didn't have to be a dialogue. I'm just like curious as to what like the beef with Astro is.

822
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I mean, I don't...

823
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
It's a fucking weirdo.

824
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Mm-hmm.

825
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Yep, that is a...

826
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I don't understand what you're really saying.

827
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yeah, no, you're right. Super, super weird.

828
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Super weird. Yeah, for sure.

829
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Anyways, the diner at like 12? 12.30?

830
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Okay, sure. I'll buy it.

831
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
You and me, your friends.

832
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah, sure. And you can see Jason who's still like in the fucking crew.

833
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Like, once again, is like, yeah, 12.30 sound good to you guys and like fully turns like the rest of the Jays.

834
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Yeah.

835
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
So...

836
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Can I try and bullshit to the Jays and make it sound like there's some sort of competition going on with like the Boardwalk Games?

837
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yes.

838
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Just to get them to do anything else.

839
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
That would be a...

840
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Very smart.

841
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Just to be like first one to hit like max out all the points on the games.

842
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Mm-hmm.

843
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
I don't know. Gets like a beer or something.

844
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Something fucking stupid.

845
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, so like issuing them a challenge?

846
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Yeah, issuing them a challenge.

847
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Okay, yeah, cool.

848
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
That's probably gonna be like DC...

849
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
8?

850
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Charm check?

851
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Having that shit.

852
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Cool.

853
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Yeah, how do you do this?

854
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah, you know what? Jason, talking about lunch.

855
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I've overheard my mom actually, so since she's one of the chauffeurs, I got an inside scoop into some of the like the programming for this.

856
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Mm-hmm.

857
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,000
It sounds like maybe there's some sort of reward for like maxing out all the points on the Boardwalk Games.

858
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Remember, has it the strength tester has not been maxed out in 20 years?

859
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Yeah, because I said that because I haven't fucking been here in 20 years.

860
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
How old are you, Jason?

861
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
17.

862
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Okay. Yeah, no, for sure.

863
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
So like what if you...

864
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
I haven't been here in 20 years. I'm not 20 years old.

865
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
So what if you like broke your record then? Wouldn't that be sick?

866
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah.

867
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Beer on me, you break your record.

868
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Okay. No, how about not just breaking that record?

869
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
No, we see who scores higher.

870
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Oh, I knew it was gonna come to this.

871
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Okay, bet.

872
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Hunt, sure. For sure.

873
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Sounds good.

874
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah.

875
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Put her there.

876
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
The games open at 12.

877
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Mm-hmm. Yep.

878
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Put her there. Shake on it, man.

879
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
I hate this man.

880
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
He holds his hand out.

881
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
God damn it.

882
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
It is like a fucking like, firm ass.

883
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Yeah, I'm squeezing back.

884
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Ow, ow, real life.

885
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I'm squeezing back.

886
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Ow, you bitch. I'm about to use nails.

887
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Anyways, fuck this guy.

888
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,000
It didn't go like that. He actually fucking squeezed your hand harder.

889
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah, whatever.

890
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
I can't do that in real life.

891
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
And you can see at this point, Stacy's like,

892
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000
oh, competition, cute.

893
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
And she's like, okay, well, I think I'm gonna go ahead

894
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
and get a head start on my games.

895
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
So I'm gonna kind of skip past, yeah, because I assume

896
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
at this point you all have like made it pretty much to the boardwalk.

897
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Yep.

898
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I'm gonna dip off and go to shopping.

899
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Yeah.

900
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Finger gun, catch you later.

901
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I'm gonna go ahead and get my hands on my stuff.

902
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
And then I'm gonna go to the next one.

903
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
You see her and her friends kind of like split up from the Jays

904
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
at this point.

905
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Suckers.

906
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
And the Jays are like, Jays and I think it's just fully running

907
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
down the boardwalk.

908
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I don't think there's anything behind it.

909
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I don't think there's like any thought or like process.

910
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
I think this man is just.

911
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I said I'm on a quest.

912
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
He could never finish.

913
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah, he's gone.

914
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
He like got a hype of adrenaline at the like thought of competition.

915
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
And then he just stays like, oh my God, look at him go.

916
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And you just hear her say that before she walks into the arcade.

917
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
One of her friends is like, girl, no.

918
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000
And you are standing on the boardwalk.

919
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Do you want to go catch up with Astor in the shop?

920
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Yeah, I'm just gonna go to Astor.

921
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Cool.

922
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
You walk in once again.

923
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000
It is a weird fucking bell.

924
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,000
When you open this door, what do you think it smells like in here?

925
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I think in like your grandma's house mixed with an antique shop,

926
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
but also some really funky ass smelling incense like our roommates like to light

927
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
occasionally.

928
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I know the exact one you're talking about.

929
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Yup.

930
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Yeah.

931
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I think it's a combination of all those smells.

932
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Yeah, it's that vibe.

933
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
It's like.

934
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Fucking disgusting.

935
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Truly the way this place looks on the inside.

936
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
It's kind of like the mystery shack.

937
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Tony enjoys his cologne enough that he immediately starts just like huffing a

938
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
shirt.

939
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
It's like it looks like the mystery shack, but also crossed with one of those

940
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
stores that sells like incense and crystals and stuff.

941
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yup.

942
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Knew it.

943
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000
And it's also like somehow also a Ripley's like believe it or not.

944
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
It's just an odd vibe.

945
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
He has the license for that.

946
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It's like it's there's like a two headed like deer like not only a two headed

947
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000
deer and it's like very large and checks up like a good chunk of like the

948
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
corner of a room.

949
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,000
And there's like some like crystal balls and you can see there's like weird

950
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
things like hanging from the ceiling and one corner like a like what are they

951
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
called?

952
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Oh my God.

953
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
They like hang over baby's beds.

954
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

955
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Yeah, it's like one of those things, but it's like all like dried fish.

956
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
And they like just look like a little wrong.

957
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
It is just it's just an odd place.

958
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,000
And you can kind of hear noises like coming from like a back area.

959
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
There's like a thick like velvety curtain.

960
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Aster, Aster, Aster, if you'd like to come out and help now that'd be really cool.

961
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Aster or I'm going to like bounce.

962
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000
I'm getting a weird vibe Aster.

963
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:13,000
You can see a older man who's like a little bit scraggly looking dark hair,

964
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:19,000
a little bit of like a darker skin like the curtain like opens with like and

965
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
he's opening up like a baseball bat and he's like what?

966
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Oh, I was looking for Aster, Aster Donovan.

967
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
And he like kind of looks at you for a second and he calls back over over like

968
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
his shoulder.

969
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
He's like Aster.

970
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000
There's a fucking weird guy here.

971
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Hey, I don't know if I see that.

972
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,000
And Aster comes like running out and she's like she looks like a little bit relieved

973
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:50,000
to see you but is also like what's why are we yelling as soon as we walked in the

974
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
store kind of interviews.

975
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
She's like, no Frank, this is this is Tony.

976
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Tony's, you've I've I've told you about Tony and he like kind of like looks at you

977
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
and like squints.

978
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
She's told him about Tony.

979
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And like looks back at her and he's like, okay.

980
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,000
You were like not kidding about the whole like Frank, you might have like get your picture

981
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
in your shop.

982
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,000
We have to take picture of take pictures of locals like people local to the area and

983
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
I thought you might be like a cool addition.

984
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Oh fuck yeah.

985
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
He likes awesome.

986
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Do you happen to have any like bottles of alcohol?

987
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
There was like a theme about like the culture of the boardwalk and like sometimes there's

988
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000
like people that walk around with like open bottles and stuff and it's do I look like

989
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
a narc?

990
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Do I look like an arc to you?

991
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
You kind of look like a cartoon character.

992
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000
I want to pull out the single pack of cigarettes I keep in my person at all times and pull out

993
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:56,000
the one cigarette and fully light it in his shop and be like what a narc.

994
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Do that.

995
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
I'm going to need a grit check for that.

996
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
That's a D4.

997
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
That's a D4.

998
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Oh, that's my lowest roll or my lowest dice.

999
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I don't want to make this like this doesn't feel a positive.

1000
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I'm going to DC six.

1001
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Oh god damn it.

1002
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I was one off exploding.

1003
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Okay.

1004
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah.

1005
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
You you choke on that cigarette for sure.

1006
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Yeah, definitely.

1007
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
It is it is nasty.

1008
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
What a what a narc.

1009
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Choke on a cigarette in somebody's shop.

1010
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Excuse me.

1011
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Just got to walk out of the shop and hack his looks out up front to come back in sweating

1012
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
profusely.

1013
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
He has kind of fucked up.

1014
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
He's got tears going down his face.

1015
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
You hear him.

1016
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
He's cracking the fuck up inside.

1017
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
That's got to get me something.

1018
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Give me a fucking ticket.

1019
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Oh yeah.

1020
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Give me a ticket.

1021
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Sorry.

1022
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Do you like has Tony ever like like taken a drag off the cigarette before he's put it

1023
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
up to his lips.

1024
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Okay.

1025
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
He was feeling real confident in this moment.

1026
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I respect he respects the confidence.

1027
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Tony understands that he has to go the mile for strangers and he's he's good enough at

1028
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,000
what he does to full children and other kids his age but like adults are looking for a little

1029
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,000
bit of extra proof and way overestimated his abilities at this moment.

1030
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
You can go back in.

1031
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000
It asked you could see after it's still kind of like so like if you want to like hold up

1032
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000
a picture of like any like alcohol you keep around the store just because like I don't

1033
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
know it's like a cool thing to do.

1034
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So you're like you're like a whole guy like I can't there's nothing to narc on you about

1035
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
for like having alcohol in a store you own right.

1036
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Yeah.

1037
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000
That's a thing that makes sense.

1038
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Yeah.

1039
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Because it's like normal shit.

1040
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Yeah.

1041
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
It's like normal stuff.

1042
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
It's just normal shit.

1043
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
It's legal.

1044
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
100 percent.

1045
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
It's legal.

1046
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
It's it's legal.

1047
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:46,000
You know that a lot they say if you ask if somebody's a cop they have to legally require

1048
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
to take a step said it is like he's cool.

1049
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000
I'd like I know he's cool.

1050
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
No it's OK.

1051
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
It's OK Frank.

1052
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Ask me if I'm a cop.

1053
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Go ahead ask me.

1054
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000
I'm not a cop.

1055
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Asters fully like at this point just goes up and swear on my comb not a cop as you all

1056
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
are having he's like are you sure you're not a fucking cop swear I'm not a cop.

1057
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
I'm not like fully having this conversation.

1058
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Astor goes by Macass register and pulls out like a fucking bottle of whiskey.

1059
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,000
It is like here.

1060
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:23,000
And like hands at the Frank and Frank is like you're not supposed to like we keep that shit

1061
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
on the down low as cool Frank is cool.

1062
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Let's let's just let I'm gonna picture I'll blur out your face like in post.

1063
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
I like no no no no no keep that shit public.

1064
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Good press.

1065
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Fantastic Frank's energy is similar to Danny DeVito's character.

1066
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
And always sunny.

1067
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I love it.

1068
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,000
It is it is that love this that chaos.

1069
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Tony definitely has like a deep appreciation for people that are just who they are like

1070
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
their core like so much of his day is spent like fucking sucking up and being friends

1071
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,000
with people who are just the fakest bitches in the entire world and Frank is unapologetically

1072
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Frank this man is salt of the fucking earth.

1073
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Yes and he holds up a good guy just is who he is and smiles and like it's like

1074
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000
it's like okay in this moment can I look for the flash on the camera to try and blind him

1075
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,000
temporarily so Astrid can swipe that shit.

1076
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Oh you want to like yes.

1077
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Okay I want to ask her to grab because she said he's got multiple bottles I would love

1078
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,000
to like turn on the flash blind him temporarily and then have Astrid swipe the bottle from

1079
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
underneath the gas register.

1080
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Okay cool okay yeah please don't ask me to do a brain shag.

1081
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Please don't ask me to do a brain shag.

1082
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000
You're learning how to use a fucking camera.

1083
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
It's not going to be high.

1084
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
The disposable cameras do not have a lot of buttons on them.

1085
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000
It's like literally there's like three maybe.

1086
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
No that's fine that's fine.

1087
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000
So this is going to be like a DC four brain shag.

1088
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Oh my god.

1089
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
I'm spending two and re-rolling it.

1090
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I'm using my lucky feet.

1091
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Okay okay.

1092
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
What did you say it was?

1093
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
A four.

1094
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Oh I'm fucking having it.

1095
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
God I'm an idiot.

1096
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Unless you want to call it a snap decision that's up to you.

1097
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
No I mean I'm not going to.

1098
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,000
This is it seems wildly complicated but you know it feels it's a plan you made so it's

1099
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
not a snap decision.

1100
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
What would I have rolled?

1101
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Thank fuck.

1102
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Thank fuck I decided to do that in post.

1103
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,000
You take a picture this man is having the time of his life he goes nah take some more.

1104
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:27,000
How many pictures I will say this for every picture you take will be a second that it

1105
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
gives Astrid to swipe the bottle.

1106
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,000
We have 27 we're only three down.

1107
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I'll burn another four.

1108
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Yeah perfect Astrid is fully good I'm going to go ahead and do a this feels like a light

1109
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
check.

1110
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000
One two three four.

1111
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000
For her this is not because you're giving her basically cover this is a little bit of

1112
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
like 5E shit in here.

1113
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Yeah baby.

1114
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
You're essentially giving her the help action.

1115
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:54,000
So there's not really rolling advantage in this system but I'm just going to lower the

1116
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
DC.

1117
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Yeah that feels probably like a like an eight.

1118
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Yeah like an eight.

1119
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Her half is a 12 or her full is a 12.

1120
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
So she is very feasible.

1121
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:17,000
She also has I think she has two adversity tickets as well and she gets a plus one to

1122
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
or no not a plus one to play but.

1123
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
What does she get.

1124
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
What does she get.

1125
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Three.

1126
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Okay you can get up to a five what does she need.

1127
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Oh my God what did I say.

1128
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Yeah.

1129
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Okay well I can only get her up to a seven.

1130
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Let me see what I can do.

1131
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000
There's anything we can do dog unless you got a feet over there that like or a strength

1132
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
or a strength.

1133
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
I can use I can use this.

1134
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:48,000
I have something called a treasure hunter I can use an adversity ticket to find a useful

1135
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
item.

1136
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I feel like in this moment.

1137
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Call it the booze.

1138
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
A bottle of booze is a useful item.

1139
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Call it the booze.

1140
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Cool.

1141
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Call the booze.

1142
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
She swipes the booze.

1143
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Yeah.

1144
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
It's also a thing of I don't think Frank's gonna be she doesn't think that Frank is gonna

1145
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
be that mad.

1146
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
It right.

1147
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
If a bottle comes up missing or if it's like Astrid trying to get a bottle.

1148
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Yeah so she swipes that and immediately like fucking pockets it into like a tote bag

1149
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,460
or whatever bag she has and Frank is so lost in like getting these pictures done.

1150
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,000
He's having the time of his fucking life calling it.

1151
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,760
He's like when you get these developed or like I have four I'm done taking pictures

1152
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:29,720
I'm not getting condom and running my whole camera. No fair. I mean like when you get these developed you bring them back here, right?

1153
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:35,960
100% cool. Yep. I'm framing this shit hand-deliver them. I look great. You look fantastic

1154
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,260
I mean, unfortunately, I can't tell you if you look fantastic because they have to be like developed

1155
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,800
I know how disposable cameras. It's all very new to me

1156
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:48,340
Really you look like you're out of the fucking 50s man. It's more of like an aesthetic thing

1157
00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:52,180
Like it looks cool. I feel cool, but like I don't

1158
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:59,820
Right like if you dress up like a clown you don't necessarily like learn like you don't just know how to be like in the circus

1159
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:07,320
Yeah, no, okay. You see and when I'm it's like it's like dress up, but like cool. Okay. Yeah

1160
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,660
Cool dress up. Are you gonna like buy anything?

1161
00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:13,740
What is there to buy?

1162
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:18,300
Anything in the store in the direction of something that's cool

1163
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:26,680
Not not low-level cool Frank cool cool cool cool cool. Okay, the coolest thing you got the shop and I'll consider it

1164
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,020
He takes you over to what looks like a hybrid

1165
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:34,720
I'm gonna take off my day bag and set it on the counter and slide it in Astros direction

1166
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:40,320
Perfect um he takes you over and is showing you this wall of

1167
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:48,120
Postcards from parallel dimensions and it's just like they're normal postcards with me, but they're like that's what he takes me to

1168
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,440
He like walks you past those there's also like I thought it was stop

1169
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,560
Like Frank you could give me more than that man

1170
00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:03,160
There's like a wall of like monkey paws and then there's like like so, you know, there's like the lucky rabbit's foot, right?

1171
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:07,760
Yep, there are so many different types of like creatures feet like critter feet like critter feet

1172
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,260
I'm talking there are like it's uncomfortable

1173
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:16,640
And I'm gonna let your imagination go crazy. Yeah, what the rest of them are what do you think he takes you to?

1174
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,680
Oh

1175
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:28,500
Tony's got a real interesting sense of what cool is so I feel like

1176
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:35,220
Maybe he takes me over to like some dusty ass book that in his mind is like the pinnacle of coolness

1177
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:38,900
He's like I dug this shit out of wherever and like the fucking 40s

1178
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:45,820
Completely over Tony's head. This is okay. It takes me to a book. Cool. It's this dusty ass book

1179
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:48,600
Maybe it's like that up in a display case or something looks like

1180
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,260
He's like it does he like fully takes it out of the display case

1181
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:56,980
It this is like a man who despite the fact that everything in here is like on display doesn't seem to give a shit about it

1182
00:59:56,980 --> 01:00:01,420
Um, and it's like fully hands it to you and he's like I'm pretty sure this shit's in Russian

1183
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:06,860
He was he's telling you know, there's this night. I was fucking blackout drunk, right?

1184
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:13,780
So I'm going downtown and I'm like and he like launches into this fucking insane story about flip through it idly while he just drones

1185
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:17,620
Yeah, you're like flipping through that shit. He's talking about how he like

1186
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:23,020
At one point you tune in and he's talking about how he fought a bear and you're like that doesn't

1187
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:28,940
Soon and right back out clock. Yep. It's just like you come in at the oddest times and he was like

1188
01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,940
and so then I had to choke a bitch and

1189
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:35,540
Then it like flashes forward again, and you're like and I only did like three days in County Jail

1190
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:37,700
So it wasn't even like it was a real felony, you know

1191
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,260
How much is the book?

1192
01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:43,260
How much is the book? It's like out of curiosity, you know, you got

1193
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,100
Call it ten bucks

1194
01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:48,220
15

1195
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:51,140
10 and I get these pictures to you within the week

1196
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:57,780
Are they level with me are these good pictures? Yes best pictures ever took deal

1197
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:04,420
And he fully like shakes your hand down to you and he calls over to Astor. Why I bought this book

1198
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:08,380
But I bought it. I'll say it's a it's like a pretty gnarly book

1199
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:12,100
It's it has a smell to it for sure gnarly book

1200
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:17,420
Maybe it feels funky in your hands like it feel like you don't some shit that Astor would like

1201
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:23,220
Astor would eat this shit up. He actually calls over to Astor and has like he's like Astor ring him up

1202
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,220
I'm going back to bed

1203
01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:28,300
And you also are like it's not that early

1204
01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:35,180
But he's fully like 10 in the morning and like the shop is still labeled as fully open right

1205
01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:41,460
But he's just kind of like each their own man. Yeah, whatever is like fully called these so you see Astor's like at this point

1206
01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:46,020
She's like I don't work here. Just let him go. This is this is

1207
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:49,460
A majestic animal in his own environment just let him

1208
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:54,740
You said I owed you here's this weird-looking fucking dusty book

1209
01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:57,540
I just bought off a frank for ten bucks and a couple of pictures

1210
01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:02,900
Fuck what I haven't even seen this Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Holy shit

1211
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:06,620
And she's like fully like is not ringing you up and is just like moved to like flip

1212
01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:10,020
She's like ring yourself up and is like show into the book

1213
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,860
she's she's

1214
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:18,900
When she's in her element and she was any worse of a person and he would try to see how much money is in the cash register

1215
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:24,580
If Tony were any worse of a human being he would just walk over and pop the cash register open

1216
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:31,900
And no dripped water on one of my really cool props. It still looks really cool. It still looks really cool

1217
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:34,820
All right, I guess I'm not ringing shit up

1218
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:41,460
I'm putting a $10 bill on the cash register and then maybe like literally taking a pin and writing something on the bill itself

1219
01:02:41,460 --> 01:02:46,060
I'm being like for the book on on the dollar that the on the Taylor bill

1220
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:49,020
crazy, okay, um

1221
01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:53,060
She's with listen Frank seems like a money is money kind of guy

1222
01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:56,180
Fair enough. He is yep

1223
01:02:56,980 --> 01:03:01,380
So you grab that Astor's bag now has the whiskey in it

1224
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:02,540
She fully leaves it on the counter

1225
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:05,900
She is so into this book and is like flipping through and she's like holy fuck

1226
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,300
Do you even know and it's like at this point?

1227
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:14,780
You're kind of tuning out what she's saying because it's all like fucking gibberish to you. Hmm. She's talking about like fucking lay lines

1228
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:18,220
She's talking. I'm gonna be posted staring at that fucking door

1229
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:24,340
Cuz on my life if one of the fucking popular people walks in the store right now while Astor is in full nerd mode

1230
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,460
I'm jumping over the counter. I

1231
01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:31,780
Am like sliding over the front of the police car this counter and I'm I'm hiding

1232
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:38,140
I don't think there anyone's coming in. She's no I'm talking. She's fully taking this book. It is like going to leave

1233
01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:42,580
She did not ring you up. She's left her bag on the counter, but she's just like I'm taking a bag

1234
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:44,180
then and

1235
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:51,220
Like it's like fully walking like she works here enough and she's been here enough that she kind of has like a general layout of

1236
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:57,580
Like where she is right is fully like walking and you see that she like bumps into a display and a couple things like fall on the

1237
01:03:57,580 --> 01:04:00,480
Ground and you hear like something break and she's just like it's fine

1238
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:05,640
And she just kind of like goes over it is like with once again still like flipping through this book

1239
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,200
And with one foot is like sweeping things under

1240
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:13,000
Like a shelf and like sets it up right enough and she's like, okay. Yeah

1241
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,200
We're good and like goes to walk out the door and like

1242
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:22,600
I'm this feels like a check. Maybe don't read and walk Astor

1243
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:28,560
Yeah, she hits the door a little bit. You left the merchandise on the can. It's okay. Oh, you know what?

1244
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,720
I'll grab that. I'm getting Tony's just gonna scoop up the bag

1245
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:38,440
I'm gonna switch the booze to go in my day bag because at this point she's leaving the only thing we came here for on the fucking counter

1246
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,800
I'm not leaving that with her

1247
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:41,760
objective

1248
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,900
I can give her a single new objective. I said you said that I owed you

1249
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:52,540
Congratulations consider my debt repaid and then she left the booze in the counter. Correct. Yeah, I'm putting the booze in my bag

1250
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:56,280
Okay, cool. Um, so do you grab her bag for it?

1251
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,480
I grab her fucking bag for you can give that back or like once you get outside

1252
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,840
She seems to like register that there's light

1253
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:09,240
And is like leaving her brain fog a little bit and she grabs her bag and puts the book in it and she's like, okay

1254
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,200
That was sick as fuck

1255
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:16,280
Yeah, totally you'll have to catch me up on all the super interesting things you just read out of the books

1256
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:22,120
Anyways, we have lunch at 12 at the diner. Yeah, it's like what 10 30. Yep

1257
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:31,720
Um, so so any other weird shit you want to do on the boardwalk or I mean we I mean my mom gave me like 10 bucks so

1258
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,880
arcade games

1259
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,040
Bears wheel

1260
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,200
Miramaze I don't know man

1261
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,520
What is Tony feeling like today I

1262
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,440
Will say you can and this is I

1263
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,760
I you can go to the arcade. There's a bunch of games in there

1264
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,320
That you can play you can get the arcade out of the way

1265
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:03,880
I feel like the boardwalk stuff is always more fun at night arcades not really changing the environment. Okay, so you pop in this arcade

1266
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:08,160
Called and hopefully by the time we pop into board games

1267
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:14,180
Jason will have tired himself out from sprinting up and down the boardwalk that I don't have to compete with him directly

1268
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:18,460
So you walk into place called crazy Steve's ski ball and more

1269
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:22,060
Sick it is you walk in it's an arcade

1270
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:26,540
I mean, you know what an arcade looks like they I will say there is like one ski ball machine for every other game

1271
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:30,780
That is in here like there's a fuck ton of ski ball. There's always a wall of ski ball machine

1272
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,820
Yeah, each game is gonna cost about a dollar

1273
01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:38,340
Most of those excuse me most of those are gonna be three games a dollar

1274
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:43,020
Astor's mom gave her a highway robbery 10 bucks

1275
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,220
So $16 to spend for Astor

1276
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,340
Some of the games are 50 cents some of the games are a dollar

1277
01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:53,420
And then most of those are also gonna run you about three rounds and I can go over the mechanics once we get to those games

1278
01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:59,340
But you've got ski ball Dan stands revolution claw machine pinball

1279
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:02,780
Like an alien like shooter game called astro invaders

1280
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:06,900
And then like in the back of the of the arcade

1281
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:10,980
There's like an old little photo booth and then there's like like a fortune teller machine

1282
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:19,160
Okay, I guess we'll hit ski ball first. All right, so the mechanics for ski ball

1283
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:23,460
I modified them a little bit are gonna be so it's going to be a fight roll

1284
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:27,620
Are there any other kids from the trip here? Yeah, there's probably

1285
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:34,940
Couple like the gamer guys definitely here. He's like my attached to like a shooter game

1286
01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:42,500
I was probably a couple other like goth kids here cool. I'm being seen in front of

1287
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:44,620
fair

1288
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:46,620
Astor is fully like, okay

1289
01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:55,420
So you ready for me to kick your ass I'm ready to look cool winning sure, okay, we can pretend

1290
01:07:56,060 --> 01:07:58,500
And y'all head over to ski ball

1291
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:02,020
So this is going to be a fight roll in a grit roll

1292
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:05,180
And then we're going to multiply that by 10 and then we're going to add 100

1293
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:07,580
Want to take a shot before we start playing a

1294
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:10,740
Shot mm-hmm like of the whiskey we just stole

1295
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:14,380
You're cool, right?

1296
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:20,660
Yeah, cool. You're super cool. Fine. Let's head towards the photo booth real quick and then we'll take a shot

1297
01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:28,460
Fine. She's like this is like she's like cool. I'm winning this shit. Oh early in the day. I'm winning this

1298
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:34,700
She's not backing down sabbatosh. So y'all go like in the photo. It's like an old-school photo booth

1299
01:08:35,740 --> 01:08:40,020
And you all can like choose to like put money in and like get a cute little picture

1300
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:46,020
But it's just like a dusty old photo booth and you all go inside and close the little curtain

1301
01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:51,260
And I'm going to go. We don't condone teenage drinking sure don't

1302
01:08:51,900 --> 01:08:57,100
But I did make a drinking mechanic. We do not once again. We do not

1303
01:08:57,100 --> 01:09:03,300
Nor did the producer of this podcast student media can down underage drinking correct

1304
01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:05,020
But we are grown adults

1305
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:10,260
We are grown adults role-playing a couple of teenagers about to make a really stupid decision correct

1306
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:14,980
So if a player is drinking for every bottle of beer or shot of liquor past one

1307
01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:20,580
They are going to add a plus one to one set in a negative one to another depending on what type of drunk they are

1308
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,420
So y'all fully like fucking pull out this whiskey

1309
01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:29,580
Um, and you don't have shot glasses. So I guess you're just like drinking however much it's wigs. Yep

1310
01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:31,860
What type of drunk do you think Tony is?

1311
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,100
That's a great question

1312
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:41,780
I mean you all aren't getting like drunk drunk during the day. I don't think I feel like Tony's a bit of a

1313
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:45,100
Chameleon in the sense that like it really depends on who he's around

1314
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:50,500
I would be cool if you're cool with it just rolling a d6 that correlates with one of the stats and then rolling it again

1315
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:55,140
Yeah, just seeing where the plus and the negatives go. I feel like Tony's a kind of person that whenever he drinks

1316
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:58,380
He is his personality more to whoever is in the room

1317
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:04,260
Like if he's got a if he's got to put a few extra points in being a little more charismatic not that he ever has or ever will

1318
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:08,100
That's what he's doing if he's got a like beat Jason in an arm wrestle

1319
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:11,340
I guess I guess we're we're doing push-ups before we go out

1320
01:10:12,060 --> 01:10:14,820
So all right, so will that be six for me great

1321
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:21,900
Um, just go from left to right then so flight or I fights one flights to yeah brain three four so on

1322
01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:25,460
Alright, what's our plus gonna be in today, baby?

1323
01:10:28,260 --> 01:10:32,220
Fucking fight that makes sense. I guess okay, that works for ski ball

1324
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:38,580
I think Astor is less one baby would think about her personality. I think that her

1325
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:45,140
Booth is minus one gonna be in to charm. I think she is gonna be a little bit more like

1326
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,500
I'm gonna minus one of brains

1327
01:10:48,780 --> 01:10:50,780
I was already in an eight

1328
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:59,300
It's not great. I think hers is gonna be a so a bonus and charm and probably a negative in her brains

1329
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:01,820
So that's gonna take and how long does this last for?

1330
01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:07,780
I didn't really figure that out. I think that it'll probably be like an hour

1331
01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:12,300
Okay, right, okay. That makes sense. How many shots are video?

1332
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,180
I'm gonna let Astor decide that

1333
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:21,140
Astor's listen answers to cool kid. I've gotten us to this point

1334
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:24,940
The first swig passes it to you. She's like

1335
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:27,100
Jesus

1336
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:31,780
And you take the second swig and then what do you do with the bottle there? You still like holding it?

1337
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:33,780
Are you holding it out to her?

1338
01:11:33,780 --> 01:11:35,620
I'll pass it back to her

1339
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,680
She's looks at you and then looks at the bottle and she's like

1340
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:46,300
Okay, cool and like fully takes another and passes it to you fantastic. I'll take one more and then I'll put the bottle away

1341
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:48,300
Okay wise

1342
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:52,020
Plus one to turn oh

1343
01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:56,500
For like yeah, I was gonna do it for every one of them. Yeah, that works negative one to brawn cool

1344
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,820
So two of my lower stats I have negative ones on

1345
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:04,280
Can I see that pen you skin all right? I'm gonna be looking at a negative two brains

1346
01:12:05,180 --> 01:12:07,180
But a plus two to charm

1347
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:11,860
What were the pluses that we get for being teenagers you get one in fight and then one in brawn

1348
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:18,340
Okay, so those are the pluses for teenagers. I do not know you can see the pen real quick so I can notate that

1349
01:12:18,340 --> 01:12:20,340
So my brawn is actually canceled out

1350
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:24,580
And then what was the other one

1351
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:30,700
I'm fighting brawn fighting brawn so I have like a plus two to fight

1352
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:35,380
The gonna be your score across three games

1353
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:37,620
So if you want to go ahead and give me a fight than a grit roll

1354
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:42,140
My fight as aster is gonna be a d12 and then my grit

1355
01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:44,140
What is her fight higher than me? I?

1356
01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:50,620
They are it is what the stats the game gave me me excuse me. Yeah, whatever

1357
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:57,500
All right, well, I'm technically rolling with a 12 but it's with a 10 so you said a fight and what else fight and grit

1358
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:00,300
Okay, well, I'm losing on the grit one so

1359
01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:08,620
I got six and a four my grit is a fucking double mind Jesus Christ Jesus sturdy bitch

1360
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:13,620
Okay, I got an eight in

1361
01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:18,140
Fight and I got one in grit cool

1362
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:22,500
So you're gonna take that number and you're gonna multiply it by 10 and then you're gonna add a hundred

1363
01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:29,380
This is the most complicated scoring system. What the fuck is what they gave me plus one and then I'm gonna do what with it

1364
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:35,260
You're going to eight plus one times ten times ten ninety plus a hundred

1365
01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:39,280
Plus a hundred. Oh right cuz it's ski ball scores. Yeah, that makes sense

1366
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:44,540
200 huh, I'm not that far behind I'll say that was the that was for three games

1367
01:13:44,540 --> 01:13:50,020
We can play again if you want. Yeah, but that's gonna take you down a dollar. All right, fuck it. Okay, we'll go again

1368
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:57,500
Now you son of a bitch holy shit God fuck you have to explode on both though, right?

1369
01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:02,580
Yeah, I know I took that mechanic out. Oh this did explode so I get to roll again

1370
01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:08,820
Seven plus eight plus four is 19. I got two ones

1371
01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:12,260
I got two ones

1372
01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:14,260
How the fuck

1373
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:20,220
So four times ten plus a hundred

1374
01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:28,140
So I'll do one more fucking I'll do one more game. Okay. She's like another round of getting your fucking ass beat

1375
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:30,700
Yep, okay, let's do this beat

1376
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:34,460
She's fucking into this at this point. I don't know if she's drunk

1377
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:36,460
But this is fun for me to play right now

1378
01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:39,060
Madison likes winning at the ha

1379
01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:41,580
Madison likes winning at things

1380
01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:45,020
Or I rolled a four total plus or times ten

1381
01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:51,820
Plus a hundred okay, I exploded on one I got a seven on the other

1382
01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:54,460
Roll again

1383
01:14:55,260 --> 01:15:02,340
Fuck all right, so I got a five and a nine so it's a 14 so 14

1384
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:07,340
Times ten plus a hundred right. I'm not doing that right yeah

1385
01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:12,340
I'm saying plus a hundred. What do you bet? 630. I

1386
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,100
Must have not done this right I

1387
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:19,660
Got a 14. I times that by ten. Yes. Yeah 140

1388
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:25,700
100 okay, plus another hundred two hundred and ten

1389
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:33,660
I'm bucking losing it you multiply number I hit zero excuse me. I added the wrong thing. Okay

1390
01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:37,940
What are you at 630

1391
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,460
Told you get your fucking ass beat

1392
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:48,900
In $19

1393
01:15:50,620 --> 01:15:54,660
She's it like what three three dollars she brought six dollars right

1394
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,140
She had sixteen dollars. She just spent

1395
01:15:58,140 --> 01:16:02,940
She's been three I spent three yeah, all right. She's at $13

1396
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:10,800
There's a couple yeah, I'm not wanting this one fuck me whatever you can play the instance revolution. There's a claw machine

1397
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,420
Yeah, let's do some dddr, baby. Let's do ddr

1398
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:16,780
So this one is going to be once again across three games and it's gonna be the same

1399
01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:24,380
Plus a hundred and then it's going to be your flight in charm. Yeah, let's fucking go if I lose this I'm leaving

1400
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:29,180
I'm storming out of this room. I mean, I'll come back but like you better

1401
01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:34,860
This is my to my two highest dice. I'm working with a d10 and a

1402
01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:41,380
What was the other charm? Yep a six. I am gonna get a plus two 20 and a 12 plus one

1403
01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:48,660
You fucking win I'm gonna be upset what you get okay six and it's you so that's gonna be an eight

1404
01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:50,860
And I'm gonna add my one

1405
01:16:50,860 --> 01:16:55,580
Ten and nine I got 20 total

1406
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:58,300
20 total

1407
01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:00,660
20

1408
01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:04,260
Yep, 300 you want to go again?

1409
01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:09,180
You want to go again? She's fully a little bit out of breath. She's like no, I'm not it's okay. We'll go again

1410
01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:18,020
That sucks that sucks Astor you real insistent on beating my ass and ski ball two seconds ago, let's do this

1411
01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:21,380
Meal is coming to you. Fine. Since you're so cool you bitch

1412
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:26,620
I don't know if you want to take it but you got a three

1413
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:28,860
Wow, huh?

1414
01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:34,820
Still the same three. Okay, so that's gonna be a nine plus three plus one. Oh, no plus two

1415
01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:39,740
times ten plus a hundred two hundred and forty

1416
01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:44,580
I'm at six twenty

1417
01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:49,300
Okay, adding my last one. I didn't add my last one three eighty

1418
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:54,060
Okay, six twenty like okay. You got that one. Yep

1419
01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:57,140
Sure do you're gonna that one?

1420
01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:02,940
Fine, we will lose that next. I don't want to fucking um, let's try

1421
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:07,020
Oh boy, okay. We took four shots out of that bottle

1422
01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:09,220
God damn

1423
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:12,860
We're working it out though. Yeah, you think they're gonna notice no

1424
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:18,580
I don't think it matters chance man. Let's do astro invaders and she gets like a little excited when she says that

1425
01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:22,980
Which is like one of those like alien shooter games. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so this is gonna be your fight role

1426
01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:25,840
Oh, okay, Monta's music that we can't play

1427
01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:30,340
Yeah, I was about say I don't know if we can like go in and edit what are these gonna be fight

1428
01:18:30,820 --> 01:18:36,460
Just fight just fight. Okay, we're gonna multiply times a thousand but the fuck. Yeah, it's like

1429
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,140
housing right

1430
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:43,500
What'd you get that's gonna be a nine this is working together though, right?

1431
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:48,140
Hey, this shit sucks. Do you have something you want to send in to make it better?

1432
01:18:48,740 --> 01:18:52,100
Criticisms topics you'd like to see discussed or an advertisement you'd like to run

1433
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:57,240
Maybe you even want to sponsor an episode if so shoot us a message at MC

1434
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:08,960
460 at evansville.edu or DM us on Instagram at Crescent magazine or we'll never get better like these fucking guys

1435
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:14,480
I yeah, well, I thought these ones are usually like you're both playing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so it'd be teamed up

1436
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,440
Fuck yeah explode a baby. Hell. Yeah, I got a 10 I

1437
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,820
Got another 10. Holy shit

1438
01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:26,260
I got a 13

1439
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:31,240
Holy shit, man, that's crazy. Okay, so 34

1440
01:19:34,220 --> 01:19:40,060
Suck on that motherfucker's 34,000 versus her 9,000

1441
01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:49,180
Eat shit. I know we're doing this together, but eat massive shit. She's fully like I she's

1442
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:57,100
Like holy it's not like I'm like not articulated a lot. It's just like I mean she's at this point

1443
01:19:57,860 --> 01:20:03,540
Yeah, she's like a little red in the face. This is definitely like I'm pretty sure you all are what you all have

1444
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:11,200
Definitely two games DDR. We've done three games of ski ball. We've done one game of Gallagher so we're up to one two three four five six

1445
01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:14,900
Six dollars total. Yeah, okay. What is the high score on Gallagher?

1446
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:22,500
Fuck I I'm gonna say with the amount of times you exploded you yell yell over high score. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, what do we put it for the name?

1447
01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:25,020
Oh fuck

1448
01:20:26,140 --> 01:20:30,020
What do we put that's on you man uses this is your thing

1449
01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:34,380
Yeah, but like you're the one who'd like shot all the shit. Yeah, that's right

1450
01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:39,700
Well, what is it like usually like five characters? I think is what they do for these. Yeah, okay

1451
01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:42,940
Let's do ass

1452
01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:49,840
She fully I knew she was going to ask I knew she was gonna go to ask she thinks that shit is so funny right now

1453
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:53,180
She's a little bit red in the face and oh for sure like

1454
01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:59,680
Upset that you won but also like I'm gonna just throw in a T. Why at the end it so it's a SS T. Why?

1455
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:02,700
Asti

1456
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:07,380
She thinks this shit is so she's like fully at this point

1457
01:21:07,380 --> 01:21:11,420
I think it's like a little bit of like I'm gonna try and take a selfie with the two of us in front of the Gallagher game

1458
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:17,080
Okay, go for it. Yeah, baby. Oh, that's cute. We're up to eight pictures. Hell. Yeah, okay

1459
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:22,540
Do you want to play any other games or do you want to go ahead and cash in what are the games are there?

1460
01:21:22,540 --> 01:21:25,580
There is a Z you did ask her video DDR

1461
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:28,020
Ski ball. There's a claw machine

1462
01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:33,540
Which is a machine. Okay, cool. Y'all are going to the claw machine. What do you see in my jacket off?

1463
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:35,540
What do you want in the claw machine?

1464
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:37,540
What do I see in I?

1465
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:41,140
Imagine it because this is just the kind of place that is there a bunch of like

1466
01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:46,180
Stuffy dolls that are like of the different like cryptids and critters that are like rumored to the area

1467
01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:53,020
Yeah, Astor is fucking glued to this. She's like I can I try and figure out which one asked her once without asking. Yeah

1468
01:21:54,540 --> 01:21:56,540
That would be like a DC

1469
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,940
three charm check

1470
01:21:58,940 --> 01:22:00,940
She is a very favorite

1471
01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:03,940
15 she wants that fucking

1472
01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:10,540
It looks like Nessie and it is sitting like right they have bored walk

1473
01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:18,260
Yeah, the fuck well, it's not like really Nessie backward as they're like equivalent of Nessie. Yeah, for sure

1474
01:22:19,980 --> 01:22:25,740
Flight like sitting perfectly on top and like a very clear easy easy to get place

1475
01:22:25,740 --> 01:22:29,500
It's probably the easiest thing to get what do I need to get this is going to be a

1476
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:33,260
Son of a bitch

1477
01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:35,380
It is a flight roll DC 15

1478
01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:40,740
Yeah, it's a claw machine. They're hard. Oh

1479
01:22:42,260 --> 01:22:44,100
Right

1480
01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:45,500
Fuck

1481
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:51,100
All right, I can I can do I can do this I can do this come on

1482
01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:55,360
Come on. I cannot fuck this up, please

1483
01:22:57,500 --> 01:22:59,500
Christ all right, I got a 10

1484
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:02,940
You only have one so I would need to get us to at least a 13

1485
01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:06,380
Fuck me. All right, I guess I'm gonna burn the two to reroll

1486
01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:11,660
Come on lucky feet do something for me, please give me a 12

1487
01:23:11,660 --> 01:23:16,220
Go ahead and add a mechanic into this because I think yeah, no you can use adversity tokens to help your friends

1488
01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:23,340
You want me to help now or well? I could only get us with a with a 10. I could only get us up 13, okay, so

1489
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:28,300
That's still not enough. I think it's very nice what you're doing. I will lower the DC to 13

1490
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:34,380
Sure, if we want to burn all of our tokens tickets, whatever the fuck we'll call it call it 13

1491
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:40,580
Okay, cool, then you were able to make that I love the idea that like I know it's just barely

1492
01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:47,340
But I love the idea that like Tony is just about to miss it and having tried having tried to impress many a girl

1493
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:53,540
At nailing the claw machine in the first try every time having like knowing the perfect spot on a machine to just fucking

1494
01:23:53,540 --> 01:24:00,620
Bang it on the side. Yeah, no fucking claw to swing just a little bit to the left. Yeah, it totally it totally you see

1495
01:24:00,860 --> 01:24:03,700
You it swings before you hit the machine

1496
01:24:04,380 --> 01:24:09,140
Like it felt like you you've not made contact with the machine yet and you see that it like

1497
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,020
moves a little bit

1498
01:24:14,660 --> 01:24:16,660
Okay, I mean

1499
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:19,100
people say

1500
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:20,500
Lucky

1501
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,260
that is

1502
01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:25,220
Definitely some kind of luck

1503
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:32,180
Instead of aster clocking that this is like a weird thing that just happened and this like definitely like moved a little bit on its own

1504
01:24:32,380 --> 01:24:37,980
She's like just fucking cheering and screaming because you managed to get like one of the fucking things

1505
01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:38,980
Yeah, for sure

1506
01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:43,180
And it's just like fully like it that has gone over. I'm gonna grab it out of the machine

1507
01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:45,940
It just kind of handed to her idly and then walk around the pack

1508
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:52,100
Of the machine Tony is not a fucking believer in anything beyond his own natural abilities

1509
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:56,980
So he's gonna try and like look to see behind the scene if there's like an extra thing going on back there

1510
01:24:56,980 --> 01:24:58,980
Is there anything happening behind?

1511
01:25:00,460 --> 01:25:02,460
Bullshit

1512
01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:03,580
Bullshit

1513
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:08,020
No, no, that's there's gotta be like batteries or something

1514
01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:14,180
Hmm, okay, the lights like still going like on the inside like it's still yeah

1515
01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:18,700
It doesn't look like it was plugged in in the first place. Can I go over to the the

1516
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:23,860
Gallagher game and check the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, like is it all is yeah, it's unplugged

1517
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,780
See at this point it seems like it's intentional like there's no way that this is just like an axe

1518
01:25:29,780 --> 01:25:34,100
Is there somebody like working the front of the store like doing the the gifts and all that and the prizes?

1519
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:37,060
Yeah, there's like a fucking pimple faced

1520
01:25:37,780 --> 01:25:41,780
teenager cool red hair. I'm gonna I'm gonna let aster

1521
01:25:41,780 --> 01:25:48,780
Oogling boogal over the Nessie plushies having a fucking yeah, I'm gonna let her do her thing a little bit a little bit a little bit

1522
01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:52,180
For sure tipsy having her moment with the Nessie thing

1523
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:56,260
I'm gonna leave aster there and just go straight up to the guy or whoever it is

1524
01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:58,540
It's a guy it's a guy and be like hey

1525
01:25:58,540 --> 01:26:04,540
So I have I'm gonna just pick up all of our tickets and just kind of slide them across and be like so I was I was over there at the

1526
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:09,860
Clown machine, you know, and I'm something of a ways I actually won Clown machine nationals one time not to brag or anything

1527
01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:11,860
But I was just curious um

1528
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:19,300
Why it was unplugged but like it was still running is this like a new machine type deal like is it like battery run or like

1529
01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:23,060
I don't know why it you know, it's plugged in

1530
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:26,460
No, no, it definitely wasn't plugged in

1531
01:26:27,260 --> 01:26:30,580
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is he's gonna sprint back

1532
01:26:30,580 --> 01:26:34,780
I know it's gonna take forever to develop but I'm gonna he's gonna take a picture of it if it's still unplugged

1533
01:26:34,780 --> 01:26:40,180
Yeah, go for it. No, it's plugged in I

1534
01:26:40,180 --> 01:26:43,980
Bet it was Mrs. Cartwright. I bet it was correct. I bet she's trying to fucking gas like me

1535
01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:45,140
I bet she's following me around

1536
01:26:45,140 --> 01:26:51,660
He's gonna fully pull aster's side and rip her out of her moment of happiness and be like have you seen Mrs. Cartwright anywhere around here

1537
01:26:52,180 --> 01:26:55,780
Like following us or like in the arcade or like on the boardwalk somewhere

1538
01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:56,820
No, okay

1539
01:26:56,820 --> 01:26:59,820
Well the machine was unplugged two seconds ago where you were having your moment and

1540
01:26:59,820 --> 01:27:05,220
I went over there and I talked to the guy and he said that it's supposed to be plugged in that I came back to take a picture of it for

1541
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,860
Proof of evidence and now it's plugged back in the wall

1542
01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:11,480
And I feel like I'm being gaslit a little bit and this fucking witch. I'm telling you man

1543
01:27:11,580 --> 01:27:14,100
She's like it's like a fucking go all the way me around

1544
01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:19,460
It's like a curse machine. Yeah, like a go yeah like a curse. Yeah, like a ghost or something and she was like pointing people earlier

1545
01:27:19,460 --> 01:27:24,540
And like out of the maybe she cursed people. I don't know what he looks at the plushie and is like you are so

1546
01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:29,460
This makes her she's so much better now. That is so fucking sick

1547
01:27:29,460 --> 01:27:31,460
That's not the point

1548
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:38,780
Well it back in the machine was unplugged. That's not the point

1549
01:27:40,620 --> 01:27:43,860
She's like she'll go back in and she'll go to see if she's like it

1550
01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:48,100
I'm not saying I don't believe you cuz like I do I'm gonna unplug it

1551
01:27:49,100 --> 01:27:51,100
It turns off

1552
01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:55,540
I don't like being conned

1553
01:27:55,540 --> 01:28:02,420
Not only being conned icon people the teenager who's like over the counter like so do you want to like just wait a minute?

1554
01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:08,300
Wait a minute guy. Just give me a second. This is I don't know what's going on or what kind of scam y'all are running

1555
01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:11,020
But you know what it's cool. It's cool

1556
01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:16,420
We're rocking and we're rolling and we're just doing our thing. I told you I was gonna slip in

1557
01:28:16,420 --> 01:28:22,240
I know you were and we're just we're gonna cash out. We're gonna cash out. I have I'm gonna remember this place for sure

1558
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:23,820
Okay

1559
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:27,540
What do you got? You can see there's a bunch of different

1560
01:28:29,860 --> 01:28:31,860
Tony's on hens fuck

1561
01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:34,020
Tony's being gaslit

1562
01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:38,460
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, it's alright. You probably weren't gonna win those anyway

1563
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:40,460
What?

1564
01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:43,260
It's a very hard to get those those are kind of like a shot in the dark

1565
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:50,000
What you mean like for the arcade or for the boardwalk for the boardwalk well now I have to well, yeah, that's the goal fuck

1566
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:54,580
Yeah, anyway, so you see the there's a couple different things, but there are two things that kind of catch your eye

1567
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:58,060
One of them looks like a like a switchblade

1568
01:28:58,420 --> 01:29:03,820
Sound like some items to me, baby. And then there's a magical item when I sniff one

1569
01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:08,180
And so that one like jumps out to you and then you can see Aster is fucking

1570
01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:14,300
Oogling this moth man plushie that's like sitting up in the top corner. We'll take the switchblade comb in the

1571
01:29:15,060 --> 01:29:16,700
fucking

1572
01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:21,980
Man, yeah, it's moth man ignore her. We'll take the moth man plushie

1573
01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:28,660
And he goes okay, and he gets the things down for you and you now have these switchblade comb switchblade item

1574
01:29:28,660 --> 01:29:33,340
Okay, you can read that off looks like a switchblade is actually a comb

1575
01:29:33,340 --> 01:29:39,800
But is also a switchblade question mark switchblade comb switchblade of course when you're using the comb

1576
01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:44,420
Part to look cool. You getting a plus one to all charm rolls for sure

1577
01:29:44,420 --> 01:29:46,780
But when things get rough daddy, oh

1578
01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:55,780
But when things get rough daddy, oh the blade will let you spend one adversity ticket to add a plus five to your fight roll and

1579
01:29:56,020 --> 01:29:59,500
Add a plus five to your fight roll during snap decisions. Cool

1580
01:29:59,820 --> 01:30:01,820
And then the moth man plushies

1581
01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:07,700
My ass kicked it's people. I thought everyone was going here for I thought you were gonna go first

1582
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,300
So that's why I put the items here

1583
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:15,140
This cozy little cryptid is a lot easier to catch than its counterpart when you've got this fuzzy flying friend on your person

1584
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:19,380
He provides emotional support giving you a plus two to failed charm rolls

1585
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:23,580
Even in duress knowing this moth is in your bag gives you strength during snap decisions

1586
01:30:23,580 --> 01:30:26,320
You could spend an adversity ticket to add a plus three to flight rolls

1587
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:32,740
Isn't it fun designing magical items for yourself? It's it feels like cheating right it definitely does

1588
01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:35,380
I love that. I was really I just wanted to give her a moth man

1589
01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:40,540
Did we take a picture in the photo booth or do we just I think you all would have taken a picture

1590
01:30:40,620 --> 01:30:43,780
Okay, so we're seven then seven schmackles

1591
01:30:44,620 --> 01:30:50,340
Yeah, well, I'll spin the seven because it's gonna it's only gonna be one person for the photo booth

1592
01:30:50,940 --> 01:30:57,140
I'll say and I can also like have more monies. It's okay. I lobald how much he had because of how much you had so

1593
01:30:57,140 --> 01:31:01,220
I did not say the full amount. We're cool. Shelling. So yeah

1594
01:31:01,220 --> 01:31:06,180
Um, I got your stuff if you want I'll say we're getting kind of later in the day

1595
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:09,940
Well, I want to go ahead and do your lunch and then do

1596
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:15,180
Something after your lunch. I know you has the booze warn itself off

1597
01:31:16,100 --> 01:31:21,940
Probably at this point. Cool. Just double-checking. Yeah, I think it's yeah fair enough

1598
01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:23,940
I don't give a shit if it has or if it hasn't but

1599
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:29,380
It'll probably within the next 30 minutes. It'll probably like get out of your system

1600
01:31:29,380 --> 01:31:31,380
Probably when you all get food in you

1601
01:31:32,940 --> 01:31:39,740
Can I do a grit thingy to see if it's how like if it's still in this is just me as a player going

1602
01:31:39,740 --> 01:31:43,700
I want another adversity token walking into whatever's about to happen into this time or knowing that I'm

1603
01:31:44,260 --> 01:31:50,380
Fucking feel it something but maybe I'll get it and maybe I'll maybe I'll have my plus and minuses back where they should be

1604
01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:53,060
Okay, what are we calling this?

1605
01:31:53,380 --> 01:31:55,380
You're trying to sober yourself up. Yep

1606
01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:58,100
That's gonna be like a DC. I

1607
01:31:58,100 --> 01:32:00,100
Got a four

1608
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:03,180
TC six call the sex

1609
01:32:04,580 --> 01:32:06,580
Fuck yeah, I fail. Let's go

1610
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:12,340
Failing is fun in this game. Failing is fun. I mean incentive to stay fucked up. So you all

1611
01:32:13,100 --> 01:32:18,260
You all kind of leave the arcade and you all are walking down to the I

1612
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:23,260
Guess at this point you all are probably gonna go meet up for lunch. Can I encourage Astrid to try and sober up?

1613
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:25,720
Yeah, I know I can handle myself

1614
01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:32,800
Stacy is gonna fucking clock that so fast. She currently has a plus two to charm rolls with her. Oh, okay

1615
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:37,080
Cool, then maybe you know what maybe I'll let her I'll let her cruise. I'll let her cruise

1616
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,040
I'll say she

1617
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:47,360
She's like confident in a way that Astor is not typically confident. I'll take it. I could feed her drinks all day. I would

1618
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:53,120
She could be this confident the whole day. I would take it. So she's fully like, yeah lunch is Stacy now, right?

1619
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:59,920
Yeah, no lunch with his Stacy now for sure. Cool. Let's go and it's fully like leading the way

1620
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:06,560
Can I check out the picture we got from the booth? Yeah, you pull it out. It's a it's a pretty cute picture of you guys

1621
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:09,280
It definitely started going off before

1622
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:12,760
You all realized like you'd leaned on the button

1623
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:17,360
Like the first one is definitely like you all looking through the bag and like you have the bottle of whiskey

1624
01:33:17,360 --> 01:33:20,680
Your hands making the shots like fully taking the shots

1625
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:25,280
And then the second one on it is like you all being like oh like your eyes are like big and you're like oh fuck

1626
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:30,680
And you can see that it's like y'all are like a little bit blurry because y'all are like doings like turning and everything

1627
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:35,520
Frazzled and then couple of frazzled the third one is like

1628
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:38,800
You all don't have faces

1629
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:40,920
It's like

1630
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:46,120
cursed like no you just don't have like someone has airbrushed out your facial features

1631
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:48,120
First cool

1632
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:51,680
And shop is broken the bottom one is just

1633
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:57,520
You will we're definitely in the photo booth, but you are not in the bottom picture. It's like the booth is empty

1634
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:01,640
But you all were very much in the booth the whole time

1635
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:06,560
Knowing how far off the deep end Astor is gonna go if I show her this picture in this moment

1636
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,560
I'm gonna save this for after the video

1637
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:11,240
This picture on this moment. I'm gonna save this for after lunch

1638
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:15,360
That might be the move. Yep. I'm gonna just slip that in the bag

1639
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:19,560
Actually, no fuck that I refuse to get gas lit by this arcade

1640
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:25,360
I'm gonna take a picture of the pictures with the fucking disposable camera and then I'm gonna put it in the bag

1641
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:32,240
Okay, go for it fuck that so you all make your way to the doo-wop diner. It's right sabotaging me

1642
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:35,640
It's like a very 50s diner. You can see that

1643
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:39,920
Stacey and the Jays have already kind of like gather around there's like a big corner booth

1644
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:46,560
Where lots of people are sitting or like lots of people are able to sit and they're

1645
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:52,800
Yeah, and they're all kind of like gathered around and eating and everything

1646
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:57,560
Awesome

1647
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:02,600
Trying to decide if I want to grab food to sober up or if I want to go straight to Stacy

1648
01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:05,840
I'm like, oh, like what are you eating? Oh same. I was gonna get the exact same thing

1649
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:12,240
Do I want to risk this what is Astro doing when she walks in?

1650
01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:16,240
She's fully she has holding

1651
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:20,560
The she's put the moth plushie in her bag for sure

1652
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:24,280
But she's still holding on to the to the Nessie one that you got her from the claw machine

1653
01:35:25,440 --> 01:35:27,440
I'll let that be I guess

1654
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:34,560
And Jesus and have my name on it. So and she goes up and I'm just trying to look at what ammo is on her person

1655
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:36,840
For Stacy to rip into right, okay

1656
01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:41,400
She goes up and like orders a milkshake from the counter and like some french fries

1657
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:46,120
And then just goes in like fucking plops down in the booth

1658
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,560
With Stacy, I mean like there's multiple or like an empty booth

1659
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:55,920
No, it's this is like a corner booth and like all of the Jays and like Stacy and her friends are there

1660
01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:57,920
Oh cool. It's like everyone

1661
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,920
That's so fun Astor

1662
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:05,400
Food or

1663
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:10,040
Go without and try and smooth over whatever is about to come out of this woman's mouth

1664
01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:15,040
You know what she's got blesses a charm. I'm gonna let her do her own thing. I'm gonna go order food

1665
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:18,680
Cool you go up and you can order whatever you want

1666
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:26,680
Fantastic and meanwhile over at the table Astor is like she's how much money how much money? Uh, five bucks

1667
01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:30,480
Yeah, like four bucks. Yeah, like four bucks. Yeah, I'm down to 13

1668
01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:35,600
Hmm. No, I can't I can do math. I'm down to eight bucks. Okay

1669
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:37,600
and

1670
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:39,600
My little money section looking fucked up

1671
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:45,220
Astor has you as you like get your food in or heading back to the table Astor is sitting in the spot next to Jason because it was

1672
01:36:45,220 --> 01:36:47,560
Like the clears it was either sitting next to Jason or Stacy

1673
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,480
Oh

1674
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:54,480
She has enough clarity. Hey shout out to her for taking my spot to be like I'm not gonna sit next to fucking Stacy

1675
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:58,560
It's it's learning. She wants to sit next to Jason and more

1676
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,880
sitting by Stacy

1677
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:04,980
Is I walk up to the table? I want to take the opportunity to be like alright

1678
01:37:04,980 --> 01:37:07,360
everybody pose for a picture to try and get Jason and

1679
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:10,640
Astor to like scoot closer together. Yeah

1680
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:14,520
You're like, oh, hey like you guys are like just out of frame if you want to like act like you like each other

1681
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:20,340
Yeah, Jason fully like in like he puts his arms around like the back of the booth

1682
01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:25,960
So like it's like it's also going around like one of his butts. Yeah, it is also going around Astor

1683
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:31,140
And she like fully like locks that is like I'm gonna wink at Astor behind the camera and take the picture

1684
01:37:33,160 --> 01:37:35,480
She smiles and you can also see like

1685
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,360
burning pictures

1686
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:43,680
She's you want me to go through them. We're at 10 out of 27 you can also see

1687
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:45,680
Stacy kind of like clocks

1688
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:47,880
the

1689
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:51,760
Jason and Astor sitting next to each other and doesn't look the most pleased in the world

1690
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:58,520
But it's can I say something for the picture and be like hey Stacy like smile super pretty

1691
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:04,560
Just like get her to look anywhere else. She's fully like lips hair over the shoulder and is like smiling sorority smile

1692
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:06,240
Yeah, cool

1693
01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:11,900
And then you're able to slide in next to her and you all have a nice little lunch. Fuck you

1694
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:15,980
Um, nice lunch, baby. I'll say with it getting a little bit later in the day

1695
01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:18,300
if you all are

1696
01:38:18,340 --> 01:38:21,940
Jason asks how you're coming across on the are you hey, uh

1697
01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:29,820
You prepping for those the the the strength game. Yeah, I was actually I was

1698
01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:35,260
Checking out the arcade a little bit and warming up on on some of those games

1699
01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:40,180
Yeah, actually, I walked away with this super cool switchblade comes which blade

1700
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:42,180
Uh, he tries to be like

1701
01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:50,300
He's like that's that's sick as fuck man. Oh my god. Yeah, I know I know is like combing my hair with it immediately

1702
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:51,820
I know

1703
01:38:51,820 --> 01:38:56,300
It's like cool or whatever. He's like mad impressed at this point Astor also pipes up and she was like

1704
01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:58,300
yeah, he also did really good on the claw machine

1705
01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:00,700
and

1706
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:03,300
Calm down calm down

1707
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:07,260
Refuse and Stacy's like oh he can you that?

1708
01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:10,620
And she's like yeah, he did what about it?

1709
01:39:10,940 --> 01:39:16,900
And she fully like you could tell she's anointed Astor, but is also like it's not negative in your favor

1710
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:23,860
It's not necessarily negative in hers. It's just something that she like definitely clocks and files and she's like oh, that's so cute

1711
01:39:24,260 --> 01:39:26,100
Yeah

1712
01:39:26,100 --> 01:39:27,460
Jealousy, baby

1713
01:39:27,460 --> 01:39:30,620
That's what I'm talking about. That's so fucking adorable. Yeah

1714
01:39:30,620 --> 01:39:37,580
Can I lean into this and scoot into the the booth like a spot open on like next to Astor?

1715
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:43,340
Yeah, it's definitely it it forces everyone to like take a scoot. Yeah

1716
01:39:43,340 --> 01:39:50,060
I don't give a shit Stacy and Stacy is like so Stacy now has to like take a scoot down. Yep, it'd be the end of the booth

1717
01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:52,860
And she's like oh

1718
01:39:54,540 --> 01:39:58,420
Okay, yep, I'm gonna like fine how far do I want to lean into this?

1719
01:39:58,420 --> 01:40:04,660
Because I know I've got I got Stacy on the ropes now. She's back pedaling. It's not very often that she's taken off kilter

1720
01:40:05,380 --> 01:40:09,860
Fuck rare. I'm putting my god damn it. All right. I'm doing it. I'm putting my armor on Astor

1721
01:40:11,220 --> 01:40:15,780
I'm gonna fully push Jason's arm off if he still got his on and put mine around

1722
01:40:15,860 --> 01:40:18,740
Yeah, okay, it's like how many be like excuse me Jason

1723
01:40:18,740 --> 01:40:22,220
I'm just gonna get in here real quick and then start also showing off the plushie

1724
01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:25,000
Astor looks fucking baffled

1725
01:40:25,540 --> 01:40:27,540
But is also like ah

1726
01:40:27,540 --> 01:40:29,220
Fuck

1727
01:40:29,220 --> 01:40:33,740
She looks confused. She's not saying anything. She's just like the fuck okay

1728
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:38,260
And it's just like that's a development and then just like fucking scoots passing

1729
01:40:38,260 --> 01:40:41,260
It is just more excited to kind of show off for like sick ass plush

1730
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:47,580
But you and Jason definitely have a moment where you were like your hands brush. Yep, and he just looks at you as

1731
01:40:48,620 --> 01:40:55,060
Like a little confused. I'm comfortable dog. Are you comfortable? I'm fucking comfortable. I'm comfortable man. Yes

1732
01:40:55,060 --> 01:41:01,460
What I'm talking about. Yeah, cool. Yeah, you can see Stacy's like a little pissed that like no one is acknowledging her at this

1733
01:41:01,660 --> 01:41:07,660
Specific moment and she's like anyway, so I want to hop it immediately cut her off and start showing off more of the stuff

1734
01:41:07,660 --> 01:41:13,780
That we got from the arcade is like fully like I want to lean forward on the table and try and position like my arm

1735
01:41:13,940 --> 01:41:17,420
Almost to cut off Stacy's view everybody and be like hey guys look at all this cool shit

1736
01:41:17,420 --> 01:41:18,580
We got

1737
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:20,580
Astor's fully and this is like a

1738
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:23,020
genuine I

1739
01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:27,900
I'm gonna do a charm roll for her. Let's say what do we think is a fair DC for her to notice

1740
01:41:27,900 --> 01:41:31,700
What you're doing and pick up on the vibes of that in a positive or a negative way?

1741
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:36,180
Positive in like clock what oh just understand what it is. I'm doing um

1742
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:40,260
It's not like it like a 10 maybe okay that feels fair

1743
01:41:42,660 --> 01:41:44,660
Six seven eight

1744
01:41:45,820 --> 01:41:52,220
Nine because of the drunk thing. Oh wait. No, so that was an eight and then a plus two to a failed charm roll

1745
01:41:52,220 --> 01:41:54,980
910 there you go. So yeah, that gets her up exactly

1746
01:41:55,620 --> 01:42:00,700
She like clocks it like what you're trying to do and immediately is also like starts a life

1747
01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:03,580
She's like yeah, he also got enough tickets for this mothman plus she too

1748
01:42:03,580 --> 01:42:06,060
It is like fully just backing you the fuck up in this

1749
01:42:06,940 --> 01:42:12,220
That's what I'm talking about and Stacy at this point is just like drumming her nails like on the table

1750
01:42:12,220 --> 01:42:17,820
It's like I also want to try and I want to try and make as many gestures and movements in like Jason's direction

1751
01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:22,620
Like I want to make direct eye contact several the times when I'm talking about all the shit. I just won for Aster and so I'm

1752
01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:27,740
Really trying to direct his attention to Aster and by cutting Stacy out of this. He ain't got nobody else to look at

1753
01:42:27,740 --> 01:42:33,140
Yeah, he's really like why can't we shit too? Yeah, you should you should shower how like hard you can hit the bell later for sure

1754
01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:36,660
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll hit your bell man. No fuck

1755
01:42:37,660 --> 01:42:39,660
Like I'm gonna laugh with him

1756
01:42:41,100 --> 01:42:42,620
I'll laugh with him

1757
01:42:42,620 --> 01:42:47,460
And Stacy's fully like why don't we go ahead and get that competition started. Yeah. Oh, yeah

1758
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:49,180
No, first I mean we were all having a great time

1759
01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:51,540
But like if you want to go ahead and get up and start moving we could do that

1760
01:42:51,540 --> 01:42:57,380
Yeah, I'm finished eating and she fully like there was never food in front of her to be the longest drag on the rest of my milkshake

1761
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:01,500
Yeah, you fucking like it

1762
01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:06,380
She's like so fucking off kilter right now. She's like I am not the center of attention

1763
01:43:06,420 --> 01:43:11,500
Why the fuck are also they paying attention to this like she's fuming inside

1764
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:18,020
So proud of Astor and Astor's as she's fucking holding her own this alcohol is good for her

1765
01:43:18,140 --> 01:43:20,140
We don't condone drinking

1766
01:43:20,140 --> 01:43:22,300
Underage drinking as bad drinking we don't

1767
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:27,540
So the the group of you kind of get up and at this point you all are heading out to the dock games

1768
01:43:27,540 --> 01:43:32,380
I'm sure and so there's a couple like dock games that you're passing. I assume you all are like heading towards the string

1769
01:43:32,380 --> 01:43:35,380
Yeah, test her one. Yeah, I know I'm gonna fail this

1770
01:43:35,900 --> 01:43:41,220
There's a couple different games that you're passing as you're going by there's like a milk top or like the milk bottle knockdown

1771
01:43:41,220 --> 01:43:43,220
There's a ring toss. There's also a

1772
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:50,140
Little game called like a love a meter that's like 50 cents where it's like you like two people put their hands on it and blah blah blah

1773
01:43:50,140 --> 01:43:54,100
I'm gonna assume that our booze is gone at this point. Yes. I feel like at this point

1774
01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:56,100
It's yeah, that's fair. We've had we've had food

1775
01:43:58,060 --> 01:44:02,420
So the strength tester and the like the little love a meter are right next to each other and

1776
01:44:03,620 --> 01:44:08,500
Jason works up and he's all right. Let's fucking go and he's like stretching a little bit

1777
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:13,300
And Stacy's like kind of off to the side and she's like talking to me

1778
01:44:13,300 --> 01:44:20,900
She's like fucking serious right like she's fully like it's like a domestic dispute despite the fact that they're actively not together in this moment

1779
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:28,140
But she's like you have to fucking win this. Okay, like it is like you can you're able to like clock the vibe of that conversation

1780
01:44:29,660 --> 01:44:32,740
Meanwhile Astor looks at you and she's just like you are not winning this

1781
01:44:32,740 --> 01:44:39,500
Yeah, I know I'm not winning this I'm really trying to think of some ways I can argue for a different check

1782
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:46,100
Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. If I had another adversity token, I was gonna try and pull an item out of my ass

1783
01:44:48,260 --> 01:44:51,660
Son of a bitch is it is it brawn and fight or is it just brawn?

1784
01:44:52,300 --> 01:44:54,300
It's just brawn

1785
01:44:55,380 --> 01:44:57,380
Fuck's sake is there somebody like working it

1786
01:44:58,100 --> 01:44:59,140
Yeah

1787
01:44:59,140 --> 01:45:00,580
Can I?

1788
01:45:00,580 --> 01:45:05,620
Walk up to this person. I would like to do a charm thing and basically try and

1789
01:45:06,140 --> 01:45:11,100
Charm out some information about cuz you know how like a lot of these like the things where you have to hit the bell

1790
01:45:11,140 --> 01:45:14,860
There's like a specific spot on the actual metal panel that you have to hit

1791
01:45:14,860 --> 01:45:17,500
Yeah, to get it to go up. That's why nobody can fucking win them

1792
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:21,500
Yeah, I want to try and play it cool and be like hey, I'm trying to impress my girlfriend

1793
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:25,260
I can't point to Stacy because Stacy's with Jason. I guess I'm gonna point

1794
01:45:25,260 --> 01:45:31,900
Who's standing there fucking clueless about this machine and see if I can parse out like where on the thing

1795
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:37,020
I'm supposed to hit. Okay. Yeah, it's like it's like a teenage girl who's working it

1796
01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:40,860
Oh, I fucking got this. I'm not gonna say girlfriend. Are you kidding me?

1797
01:45:41,860 --> 01:45:43,860
I'm saying those a Prangle

1798
01:45:44,500 --> 01:45:48,980
This is just me flirting man. Okay. Um, she's like, uh, yeah

1799
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:52,860
So, I mean this one's mostly relying on like actual strength

1800
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:59,660
Yeah, no for sure. But like if not Tina, she's I should clarify this is like she like kind of college age college age

1801
01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:07,220
This you kidding me? That's down my life. I mean go for it. She's not punchin up. She's not committing a crime by going for you

1802
01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:09,220
I'm gonna let you know that at the gate. Yeah, that's okay

1803
01:46:09,780 --> 01:46:11,780
That's all right, and she's like

1804
01:46:14,620 --> 01:46:20,060
One of the hammers is heavier than the other so it's gonna give you a boost you don't say yeah

1805
01:46:20,060 --> 01:46:22,060
Um

1806
01:46:25,660 --> 01:46:27,660
It doesn't do anything for me

1807
01:46:27,780 --> 01:46:33,060
One of the hammers is heavier than the other can I mean she'll tell you how like it's the red one

1808
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:34,860
right

1809
01:46:34,860 --> 01:46:40,360
I just need like a like a spot like is there like a spot on the metal panel

1810
01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:43,900
That's like a little easier to hit or like, you know

1811
01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:51,220
If you manage to like really ding like the top right of it. Mm-hmm. It generally like overrides it like it fucks up the system a

1812
01:46:51,220 --> 01:46:53,220
little bit, right? I

1813
01:46:53,780 --> 01:46:58,940
Really appreciate that. Yeah, you should watch I'm gonna make this asshole over here look like he's an asshole. It's my job

1814
01:46:59,460 --> 01:47:01,460
So I really appreciate it great at it

1815
01:47:02,260 --> 01:47:03,740
How old are you?

1816
01:47:03,740 --> 01:47:05,300
Anyways, you should watch this

1817
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:07,740
I'm gonna go over to Jason. I'm gonna lie to Jason

1818
01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:11,020
I'm gonna tell him to hit bottom left and I'm gonna give him the lighter of the hammers. Oh

1819
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:15,100
No, go for it. Yeah, he takes him. He's not gonna notice anything's wrong. Fuck. Yeah

1820
01:47:15,100 --> 01:47:18,500
I'm gonna like I'm gonna pull him away from Stacy for a second and be like hey Stacy

1821
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:21,100
Yeah, give me give me a second since this is a competition between men

1822
01:47:21,340 --> 01:47:23,580
I'm gonna just you know some like friendly advice

1823
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:29,820
Fully just scoot in between Stacy and Jason and put Jason in some like hey, so I want to keep this fair

1824
01:47:29,820 --> 01:47:33,420
I got a little bit insight information from super pretty girl there working the counter

1825
01:47:33,420 --> 01:47:35,180
She was really into my whole thing

1826
01:47:35,180 --> 01:47:37,660
but she said if you hit the bottom left and

1827
01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:43,500
This hammer I'm gonna grab the opposite of the red one whichever one that is this one supposed to be a little heavier

1828
01:47:43,500 --> 01:47:45,500
And if you hit the bottom left

1829
01:47:46,180 --> 01:47:48,620
Guaranteed it's a fucking ringer. You're gonna make Stacy over the moon

1830
01:47:49,260 --> 01:47:52,420
You're like wingman me right now. Yeah wingman you 100%

1831
01:47:53,660 --> 01:47:55,160
Okay

1832
01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:57,160
All right

1833
01:47:57,420 --> 01:48:00,660
We'll shake on it. Okay. Yeah, cool shake hands

1834
01:48:01,380 --> 01:48:05,180
He you've talked him in a circle. He's not really gonna fucking down there

1835
01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:09,980
Especially because he's also like in his head you rolled up with this shit for Astor so in his head

1836
01:48:09,980 --> 01:48:12,500
He's fully like yeah, no, he is wingmanning

1837
01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:15,940
Like a duo met a gaming though fuck out of Jason

1838
01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:21,060
So he's also like he's like yeah, yeah, you know like I'm pretty sure Astor's into that weak shit, too

1839
01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:23,060
So this works

1840
01:48:23,060 --> 01:48:25,140
Like fully like he's like I got you back, bro

1841
01:48:25,660 --> 01:48:28,500
And so you all go ahead and grab your hammers

1842
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:34,500
So because you you've met a game a little bit. What is your brawn normally my brawn is normally a sex?

1843
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:41,500
It is my second lowest dice Madison that is why I have put so many steps into making this possible for me

1844
01:48:41,500 --> 01:48:44,900
Okay, I'm gonna point out banking more on him rolling lower than me

1845
01:48:44,900 --> 01:48:49,020
You've relied on your charm enough that I'm gonna let you roll with charm

1846
01:48:50,820 --> 01:48:57,500
Jason's is also going to be a 20 in his brawn. Yep, so this is going to just be contested roles. Okay

1847
01:48:57,500 --> 01:49:00,020
I'm not giving him a plus to anything

1848
01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:02,820
Fuck me

1849
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:06,700
Fuck I'll give him disadvantage actually which is not a thing in this game, but I'm adding it

1850
01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:08,940
Okay, cuz you did set him up for failure

1851
01:49:08,940 --> 01:49:13,940
I appreciate that and I think it's kind of a combination of you've set yourself up for success in him up for

1852
01:49:13,940 --> 01:49:16,220
Right, so I'm just gonna roll flack as it totally isn't my thing

1853
01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:20,820
That's real versus our dice don't bounce off. This one was an 11

1854
01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:28,780
Fuck second one was a nine. Okay. All right. I got a chance. I got a chance. How far up does his go?

1855
01:49:30,180 --> 01:49:33,980
What do you mean like when he hits how far up is the little thing?

1856
01:49:34,140 --> 01:49:36,920
So this would be a nine and then we're also gonna multiply that by

1857
01:49:37,860 --> 01:49:40,740
Oh wait, no, I fucked. Yeah, I fucked this up

1858
01:49:43,380 --> 01:49:46,520
There has to be a happy medium I did this system wrong

1859
01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:48,520
Oh

1860
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:51,560
We'll see how high yours goes up

1861
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:56,740
I just I figured if you want to keep it simple just because it's it's either hitting the max or not

1862
01:49:56,740 --> 01:50:01,720
He does not he does not hit the max. I figured 20 would be the top one would be the bottom correct

1863
01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:04,440
So he goes out. Yeah, like right below

1864
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:10,840
Average it shows up in his average Joe and he's like not looking

1865
01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:14,800
The happiest at the moment and Stacy looks

1866
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:16,800
pissed

1867
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:23,400
I'm gonna use my comb in this moment right before I take a swing to give me one more plus one to this go for it

1868
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:26,480
Son of a biscuit

1869
01:50:28,160 --> 01:50:31,080
Okay, I'm assuming this is a snap decision. Yes

1870
01:50:32,440 --> 01:50:34,440
Just way yeah

1871
01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:36,720
I'm having it in

1872
01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:40,200
12 and you got a fucking nine. I

1873
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:43,960
and

1874
01:50:43,960 --> 01:50:49,720
That ladies and gentlemen is how you con your DM into winning a fucking game that was designed for you to lose

1875
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:57,240
Okay, so you still land it it could not have been more planned, okay fine

1876
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:03,040
But so much work into this and I made a cool prop that got ruined

1877
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:07,020
I'm gonna go ahead and give you the prize which you weren't supposed to get and you can't even fucking read it

1878
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:10,800
There you go. Thank you, Madis. You gained the tough strength

1879
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:15,480
If you lose a combat role add a plus three to the negative number

1880
01:51:15,480 --> 01:51:20,320
You still lose the role no matter what but it could reduce you to oh minus one. Yes

1881
01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:26,440
So I think it adds some flavor to it having it fucked up like this because it's like very of the world

1882
01:51:26,440 --> 01:51:32,280
This is like the leftover shit that they have at the end of season that they can't get rid of because they still have people coming through over

1883
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:36,380
Fucking September no fair. You see Astor fully is like

1884
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:40,000
Like she's like cheering

1885
01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:42,680
Jason and Stacy look fucking pissed

1886
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:48,680
And you know you get your little prize or whatever and like and if you what do you think the physical prize for this is?

1887
01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:52,280
Because you got the that's the mechanical thing, but like what is it?

1888
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:58,920
They don't actually can't do a ticket. Maybe like a little shitty like fucking hammer keychain. Yeah, you get a shitty little hammer keychain

1889
01:51:58,920 --> 01:52:00,920
Fuck yeah, I don't care at keys

1890
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:05,120
I'll attach it to my little day bag though

1891
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:09,520
Okay, so Stacy at this point is like fully trying to be like okay fine fine

1892
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:10,000
This is fine

1893
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:16,720
And is like just fully trying to like get her like manic energy out and fully like is like yanked Jason over and you see

1894
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:21,560
They're at the next booth and she's like just put your fucking hand on the goddamn machine Jason

1895
01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:26,240
And it's like the little love-a-meter thing and he's like what the fuck do you she's like just put your fucking hand there

1896
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:31,640
And so they're doing the little I'm gonna walk out to him right when they're about to put their hands on and be like hey guys like fully

1897
01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:35,760
Just fucking hands over the booth and be like what's going on a little top of their hands

1898
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:37,520
No, like oh like on like on the machine

1899
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:40,720
Yeah, just kind of like lean in between them like hey, what's uh?

1900
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:45,080
Let's go up doing a little love-a-meter here. That's it's cute. Yeah. Yeah

1901
01:52:45,720 --> 01:52:47,720
Jason you better try harder on this one

1902
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:50,600
He he goes a little he goes red

1903
01:52:51,280 --> 01:52:53,280
He was like

1904
01:52:53,480 --> 01:52:58,760
What you tried to do but yeah, no for sure I got your bag Jason I got your back

1905
01:52:58,760 --> 01:53:04,680
I don't think that was legit man. No, I think it totally was I think I just lucky lucky swing

1906
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:06,680
You know what people say about pretty people

1907
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:12,560
What do they say super lucky? I don't think they say that man. No, I think I just said it

1908
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:15,360
He fully is like drink

1909
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:18,720
He goes to like walk back and like fucking like swing

1910
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:26,520
And Stacy fully like once again grabs him and goes put your hand on the fucking machine Jason and like slams his hands down

1911
01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:32,680
And you could see they're like score keeps like going up and down and everything and then it comes down at a fucking

1912
01:53:33,560 --> 01:53:36,280
Let like a hundred and it just says strangers

1913
01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:39,040
And she's just like

1914
01:53:42,760 --> 01:53:45,400
She's like fully like takes a deep breath and is like

1915
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:49,440
Takes a lap. She's just like fully like I need to walk away for a minute

1916
01:53:50,520 --> 01:53:51,720
and

1917
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:53,400
Jason's like

1918
01:53:53,400 --> 01:53:55,240
It's not that bad

1919
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:59,800
Yeah, it's like it's random chance Jason. Don't worry. She'll be back like it could be worse

1920
01:54:00,680 --> 01:54:02,120
You know you could try with me later

1921
01:54:02,120 --> 01:54:06,000
We can prove that like the machine's broken Stacy if that's you know, you just want to like test it out

1922
01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:11,520
Or Jason me you could go to if you want he fully like steps up on you. He's like is this about earlier?

1923
01:54:12,080 --> 01:54:14,600
I'm confused. What happened earlier with the hamper

1924
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:20,600
Nah, and like fully just like shrugs that thought off and it's just like he was trying to figure out if you're like coming on

1925
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:26,160
To him or not and it's fully like Jason so confused. I am circles around little old Jason

1926
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:31,080
And asked her oh, I already I was about to have asked her do something, but I just remembered that the alcohol is worn off

1927
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:34,280
Like I was gone. Yeah, I was

1928
01:54:34,440 --> 01:54:40,840
So I was about to have her do some fucking crazy. Um, I mean you still can if you think she's like if she thinks she still has

1929
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:43,800
Like the leftover confidence. I think she okay

1930
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:49,080
I think she still has a little bit of leftover confidence around a limb from you winning the last game of being like

1931
01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:51,960
Yeah, at this point. She's like we're fucking with them. That's our goal now

1932
01:54:51,960 --> 01:54:58,040
Yeah, she's fully taking that as what this is and she's like, yeah, or you know me and Jason me and you can do it

1933
01:54:58,040 --> 01:55:01,880
You know prove how faulty it is and is like making a joke about it

1934
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:08,000
But like he like looks at her it is like squints and she's like no not like

1935
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:18,320
Just finger guns and fully is like I I'm gonna leave the trash talk to you because that did not yeah for sure

1936
01:55:18,320 --> 01:55:20,320
I think that just came out genuine

1937
01:55:22,880 --> 01:55:24,880
Yeah, you got to lie like a little bit

1938
01:55:27,160 --> 01:55:32,800
That didn't work, okay, um, yeah next thing no, that's okay. I should come in real quick

1939
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:38,600
I'm gonna like try and shove asked her like into the seat as she tries to walk away and then keep Jason cornered

1940
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:41,640
So that he can't go up and be like what was he you get shy around pretty girls Jason

1941
01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:45,640
Fucking no put your hand on it then

1942
01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:47,640
I

1943
01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:49,520
Put your hand on it fine

1944
01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:52,400
I will and is like fully like at once again

1945
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:56,240
Not the sharpest tool in the shed and asked her's like do not make me fucking do this

1946
01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:59,280
Esther if you'd be so kind needs to put your hand on the button

1947
01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:03,260
Put your hand on the button

1948
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,200
Esther

1949
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:13,600
I get fucking I had like a mechanic for this but I don't think that makes sense

1950
01:56:14,480 --> 01:56:16,720
Cuz I'm like I don't have their fucking I

1951
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:21,280
Mean her charm is shit, so I'm just gonna go ahead and roll that just to see it

1952
01:56:22,520 --> 01:56:26,520
Holy yeah, uh once again

1953
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:29,520
Strangers yep

1954
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:36,640
Mmm at this point Jason believe or not Jason at this point fucking Tony thinks this thing might genuinely be broken

1955
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:39,640
Jason if you would you stand up real quick actually you might want to go check on

1956
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:43,440
Um, I was sorry. I was gonna say your girlfriend. You might want to go check on Stacy real quick

1957
01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:47,120
I'm gonna just slide in real quick and see if if the machine's still working

1958
01:56:47,760 --> 01:56:51,840
fully like he goes yeah, yeah, man and like stands up and like

1959
01:56:52,520 --> 01:56:54,800
pushes you into the seat. Can you give me a

1960
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:58,760
DC 5 grit check

1961
01:56:58,760 --> 01:57:00,760
No, I'm gonna fail us

1962
01:57:00,760 --> 01:57:04,880
Yeah, I'll take a one. Yeah, you fucking fall my god you stumble

1963
01:57:05,720 --> 01:57:10,360
Whoa big guy, it's okay. It's okay. Just sorry. I didn't mean to like be in your way or nothing

1964
01:57:10,360 --> 01:57:15,480
I think she went that way. I'm gonna point the complete wrong fucking direction. He is like once he's like

1965
01:57:19,880 --> 01:57:26,400
At this point and he's caught on enough to be like you are fucking with him and goes in the opposite direction of where you pointed

1966
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:30,000
But you have you have truly

1967
01:57:31,720 --> 01:57:35,360
Fully just decided to commit crimes on these two people

1968
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:41,840
I've decided that if neither one of them are gonna let me win at any of my objectives then my

1969
01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:46,280
Soul goal is to make sure that neither do they I they're miserable for sure

1970
01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:51,200
And so they go off to fucking trip for me man. Whatever direction they go to

1971
01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:57,000
I pumped the cool kids you fucking succeeded for sure

1972
01:57:57,000 --> 01:58:01,920
Um, I guess for shits and giggles. I'm gonna put my hand on the button go for it

1973
01:58:03,040 --> 01:58:08,520
Astor still has her hand on and is fully at this point not even paying attention to the fact that she has her hand on it

1974
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:13,760
And is like full in an opposite direction like not paying attention

1975
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:21,160
What'd you get I got a nine okay? Okay?

1976
01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:29,440
Not bad it pops up and it says pop you love

1977
01:58:30,120 --> 01:58:33,520
Sorry, that's an 11. Oh an 11. Yeah, my bad

1978
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:36,880
My bad you're good

1979
01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:38,880
Okay

1980
01:58:42,880 --> 01:58:48,040
Okay, no that pops up and that says fairy tale romance

1981
01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:52,840
Yeah, see I was telling him it wasn't it wasn't broken I

1982
01:58:54,000 --> 01:59:00,560
Mean I I like I would say it is cuz like what yeah, I meant that the other way around

1983
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:04,080
Yeah, cool. It spits out a little token

1984
01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:07,480
Just because I've already printed those hell. Yeah, baby

1985
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:12,400
It's meant to be a loyalty trait to each other

1986
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:16,720
So every time you use an adversity. Oh fuck. Yeah, I am constantly saving her

1987
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:19,880
Let's go which

1988
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:25,480
It's getting pretty late so you also probably start heading back

1989
01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:28,400
To the campsite. Yep

1990
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:33,600
Because Sun is starting to go to be Jason or

1991
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:39,840
Stacy, yeah, no idea where they are at this point, but y'all make your way back to

1992
01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:44,840
The camp and at this point it's it's getting pretty late. You all can like

1993
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:50,640
You definitely hear them talking about the party and everything which is like still a thing that is happening

1994
01:59:51,240 --> 01:59:53,240
and kind of like hyping that up and

1995
01:59:53,240 --> 01:59:59,080
At this point Astor's like got the fucking bottle of whiskey. So she's like I'm rolling the fuck up with this

1996
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:03,760
Yeah, why don't you why don't you go do a little recon in the cabin with Stacy and whoever the fuck else?

1997
02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:08,520
I'm gonna go pop over back into my cabin and a little bit of

1998
02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,720
Like some more some nicer clothes something that I haven't been walking in all day

1999
02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:16,320
Yeah, no fair enough

2000
02:00:16,320 --> 02:00:18,320
So you all split directions

2001
02:00:18,600 --> 02:00:22,240
Astor goes off to the cabin. Yeah, you go up to yours. There's this

2002
02:00:22,240 --> 02:00:28,160
I'm assuming you change into your new clothes and everything. Yep. I guess not new clothes, but change of clothes

2003
02:00:28,160 --> 02:00:33,960
It's yeah, it's literally almost the exact same outfit. Yeah, like it's like one for one the same t-shirt

2004
02:00:33,960 --> 02:00:38,080
But like maybe a different cut around the neck same pants like a V-neck. Yep

2005
02:00:38,080 --> 02:00:42,360
These pants have like a tiny tiny rips in them or the other ones were like zero rips at all

2006
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:47,520
No, they're so different. I go from like fucking the little walking Nike shoes

2007
02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:51,480
To like a pair of Adidas that are just a little bit like stained

2008
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:56,160
Have a little bit of personality to them. No, it's a character choice. It's character choice

2009
02:00:57,640 --> 02:01:00,680
You see at this point people are like there's like the campfire

2010
02:01:01,680 --> 02:01:04,160
All of the chaperones and adults have fully fucked off at this point

2011
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:08,720
It's kind of like an open secret that everyone throws this party and like the teenagers get drunk and blah blah blah

2012
02:01:09,480 --> 02:01:11,320
and

2013
02:01:11,320 --> 02:01:15,320
You you head back out to the party area and you can see Jason's already out there

2014
02:01:15,920 --> 02:01:17,640
He kind of like looks at you

2015
02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:23,400
It is definitely like clocks that you're here and just kind of like layers a little bit as he's like setting up all of the like

2016
02:01:24,280 --> 02:01:25,800
beer that he's brought

2017
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:27,800
finger guns

2018
02:01:28,080 --> 02:01:30,080
And you can see

2019
02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:33,880
Astor or the girls start like coming out of their cabin

2020
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:36,400
So it's like all the prep girls and everything

2021
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:43,480
Tell me we're walking a little bit into the woods. Yeah, no, it's not like okay. Yeah, no, this is like a little bit away

2022
02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:47,760
You sound like they were setting up like fucking beers in the middle of the cabins

2023
02:01:47,760 --> 02:01:53,100
No, the counselors are like a rock throwaway. No, the counselors are like pretty far away at this point

2024
02:01:53,100 --> 02:01:55,100
Fantastic out in like a little clearing

2025
02:01:56,600 --> 02:02:00,560
And people are already starting to like crack one open. Yep having a good time

2026
02:02:00,960 --> 02:02:02,960
the the preppy girls come out and

2027
02:02:03,520 --> 02:02:08,460
Like I think most of them are most people are in the same outfits that they were wearing

2028
02:02:08,460 --> 02:02:14,220
So this is like an odd thing that you changed but at this point Astor's also like you

2029
02:02:15,060 --> 02:02:16,980
There was a whole new fit bought for this

2030
02:02:17,660 --> 02:02:21,860
So she also comes rolling out a little bit after and like the outfit that you all bought from Goodwill

2031
02:02:22,540 --> 02:02:24,060
with their fucking little

2032
02:02:24,060 --> 02:02:29,700
The the little athletic top and the little tennis skirt and everything I'm manifesting a portable speaker

2033
02:02:30,580 --> 02:02:32,580
Go for it. You've got a fucking speaker

2034
02:02:32,580 --> 02:02:39,220
Yep, because you all can't see what I'm doing. I burned two more of my adversity tokens for the prepared feature

2035
02:02:39,220 --> 02:02:44,540
I pull out a tiny little JBL speaker. I don't need Wi-Fi to have all the downloaded music. I have on my phone

2036
02:02:46,260 --> 02:02:51,340
I'm gonna walk up fully in view with one handle of whiskey and then the speaker on the other and be like well

2037
02:02:51,340 --> 02:02:55,660
I guess the party showed up. Sorry. I was fashionably late and do like a little spin

2038
02:02:55,660 --> 02:03:00,220
Yeah, and this is about the same time that like Astor's rolling up and she's got like

2039
02:03:00,220 --> 02:03:06,700
The fit on from before yeah has her glasses off in the very like 80s like tropey way

2040
02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:11,540
She's a different person. Yeah, she's cute

2041
02:03:11,540 --> 02:03:15,780
I didn't know she could look pretty and you can see that Stacey

2042
02:03:15,940 --> 02:03:22,020
Like fully clocks her outfit and kind of like smiles a little bit and then just like fucks sake. She's doing

2043
02:03:23,620 --> 02:03:27,940
Evil man, but Jason like looks at her significantly longer than he did before

2044
02:03:27,940 --> 02:03:34,220
And very much she's like it's she's stumbling a little bit to walk. She can't see very well

2045
02:03:34,220 --> 02:03:42,180
She's not wearing fucking glasses. I will scoot on over and help her get to the campfire and make direct eye contact with Jason

2046
02:03:42,180 --> 02:03:45,940
The other bottle of whiskey and Jason's just kind of like like he's talking to Stacey

2047
02:03:45,940 --> 02:03:49,420
But it's fully like Stacey's back as to you all and so he's like watching you

2048
02:03:49,420 --> 02:03:52,780
I'm gonna lean over to Astor and be like pretend I said something really funny and laugh

2049
02:03:52,780 --> 02:03:55,780
Yeah

2050
02:03:57,460 --> 02:04:02,380
Give her like a little bit of a like a shove like a friendly like oh, yeah stop and then like

2051
02:04:03,980 --> 02:04:05,980
Direct eye contact Jason

2052
02:04:06,580 --> 02:04:13,020
With a smile on a finger again. I don't know how the fucking movies. I cannot see shit. Okay, just keep walking

2053
02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:15,020
Okay, keep walking forward cool

2054
02:04:16,100 --> 02:04:18,660
This feels weird, right? Yeah, it's all right

2055
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:23,620
Okay, like I can't tell if they like wanna fight us

2056
02:04:24,900 --> 02:04:29,000
Or I don't know why like whatever the or is

2057
02:04:30,780 --> 02:04:32,780
Fair enough, okay

2058
02:04:33,340 --> 02:04:36,380
You all kind of roll out odds are we get to play seven minutes in heaven

2059
02:04:36,940 --> 02:04:41,580
I'll say yeah, so everyone's like pulling out their bottles or like everyone's like the drinks are going around

2060
02:04:42,020 --> 02:04:44,020
The party's fully started

2061
02:04:44,020 --> 02:04:49,340
Stacey kind of comes up to Astor at one point while like other people are like getting their beers and some she's like

2062
02:04:49,340 --> 02:04:53,020
Oh, am I a bottle am I close to this as this happens?

2063
02:04:53,820 --> 02:04:59,900
I I think Tony's wherever he wants to be and I think Tony's gonna try and hang around Astor long enough for Astor to get

2064
02:04:59,980 --> 02:05:01,980
Situated at someplace in the party

2065
02:05:02,220 --> 02:05:06,700
Because Stacey has this fucking routine every time Astor walks into a place for the first time

2066
02:05:06,700 --> 02:05:09,300
She goes out of her goddamn way to make her life miserable

2067
02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:12,980
So I want to try and stick around Astor long enough to make sure that Stacey doesn't get a punch in

2068
02:05:12,980 --> 02:05:15,380
Mm-hmm. You've had a great day. I'm not letting her win

2069
02:05:16,260 --> 02:05:20,740
She just kind of comes up and she's like oh you got that bottle. I'm impressed is equally about

2070
02:05:21,500 --> 02:05:24,660
Winning and looking cool as it is making sure that we don't take any else today

2071
02:05:24,660 --> 02:05:31,540
You're fair enough. I y'all have done pretty fucking solid so far. Yes. We have you've been carrying this partners and crying baby

2072
02:05:32,020 --> 02:05:34,020
and she like

2073
02:05:34,580 --> 02:05:36,580
Hands or she like holds her hand out

2074
02:05:36,580 --> 02:05:43,700
Like for Astor to hold to like the bottle over and she does and Astor does it like unblinking eye contact where she assumes

2075
02:05:43,980 --> 02:05:48,220
Disaster have the one that we've taken shots out of her like the one like the new one that I took from stash

2076
02:05:48,220 --> 02:05:51,780
I think it would be the one that they've taken shots of fantastic

2077
02:05:52,460 --> 02:05:57,940
That's great. That's fantastic. Cool. So she hands that over. She's like sorry. It's a little bit light, you know

2078
02:05:58,500 --> 02:06:00,500
Had to have fun today somehow

2079
02:06:00,700 --> 02:06:03,660
And Stacey's just fully like you were like fucking

2080
02:06:03,660 --> 02:06:10,940
Like thrown the fuck off at the idea that Astor like has drank the whiskey earlier

2081
02:06:11,540 --> 02:06:16,020
And Tony is gonna insert himself and kind of like throw his arm loosely around Astor be like yeah

2082
02:06:16,020 --> 02:06:21,180
I was I was actually a little don't tell Jason this but I was like a little univariated when I

2083
02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:26,060
Beat him on the on the hammer thing, but like you don't have to tell him that I don't want to hurt his feelings or anything

2084
02:06:27,020 --> 02:06:28,540
Yeah, for sure

2085
02:06:28,540 --> 02:06:30,540
Just imagine how good I'd be sober

2086
02:06:30,540 --> 02:06:32,540
You

2087
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:36,300
She's fully at this point. She's like trying to clock

2088
02:06:36,980 --> 02:06:42,620
Whatever the fuck your vibe is she was like I feel I'd like she had a little bit of grounding of like

2089
02:06:42,620 --> 02:06:46,340
I guess Tony has moved past learning and it's just I'm better than you it's it's she's

2090
02:06:47,060 --> 02:06:50,940
Baffled by your fucking energy. I think Tony's new objective is to just dethrone Stacy

2091
02:06:52,580 --> 02:06:56,220
Feels like the fuck over it is it is chaos

2092
02:06:56,220 --> 02:06:59,900
Um, but you can also see that she like

2093
02:07:00,980 --> 02:07:06,260
looks at Astor again and says you look really good love the outfit and

2094
02:07:07,220 --> 02:07:10,060
Kind of goes back again, and she's like alright everyone

2095
02:07:10,300 --> 02:07:14,500
Let's play a game and is like kind of calling everyone over and people have started like

2096
02:07:15,580 --> 02:07:20,980
Taking drinks and stuff so you can choose to take some shots or have some beer blah blah blah blah as they are deciding to play a game

2097
02:07:20,980 --> 02:07:24,540
So if you were to are you choosing to drink? Yep, cool

2098
02:07:24,540 --> 02:07:29,260
Shop for shop with Jason shop for shop for Jason feel like Jason's taking like at least four shots

2099
02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:31,860
Okay, he's like shot cutting two beers and then taking two shots

2100
02:07:31,860 --> 02:07:36,100
So that would be like the equivalent of about four shots before shots if you want to go ahead and roll to see what that is

2101
02:07:37,300 --> 02:07:39,300
Astor's probably not gonna do

2102
02:07:42,540 --> 02:07:44,540
Seems a little bit fairer

2103
02:07:45,220 --> 02:07:47,620
Do we have like another pencil or a pen?

2104
02:07:48,820 --> 02:07:51,900
I don't know if any of those work, but we'll figure it out. Yeah, let's try

2105
02:07:51,900 --> 02:07:57,100
This is a plus. Okay, we got a plus one to brains all of a sudden

2106
02:07:59,020 --> 02:08:03,220
We got another plus one to brains what the fuck is happening to you

2107
02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:08,340
What is that six okay cool plus one to grit think fuck

2108
02:08:09,420 --> 02:08:11,620
Especially when Jason's in this goddamn room

2109
02:08:12,820 --> 02:08:17,860
Astor is currently rocking a plus three to charm and a negative three to brains

2110
02:08:17,860 --> 02:08:24,260
I know I have to it's one plus one negative one plus one negative. So I'm canceling out on brains and

2111
02:08:25,140 --> 02:08:27,140
then

2112
02:08:27,300 --> 02:08:31,740
I have a plus one to grit and then a minus to fucking brawn

2113
02:08:32,540 --> 02:08:37,340
Cool listen my shots balance themselves out. So I only have a minus one to brawn

2114
02:08:37,340 --> 02:08:41,500
Okay, you're holding your liquor pretty well. Astor is a little bit red-faced

2115
02:08:41,500 --> 02:08:48,020
She does not handle hers as well, but once again, it's it's taking away from a 20 brain

2116
02:08:48,020 --> 02:08:52,420
So she's still doing pretty fucking good. I'm considered when she got a minus three to brain

2117
02:08:52,420 --> 02:08:57,700
Yeah, currently yeah, no she gets a plus to charm and a minus to brains. Holy fuck. Yeah Wow

2118
02:08:58,580 --> 02:09:00,580
That's crazy. Yeah

2119
02:09:02,100 --> 02:09:07,620
Okay, um so at this point she's talking about one thing I need her for

2120
02:09:07,620 --> 02:09:13,760
They're talking about like playing games and stuff like that. So there's a couple people and you hear them like a couple different games are thrown out

2121
02:09:14,180 --> 02:09:18,260
They've thrown out spin the bottle truth or dare never have I ever in seven minutes in heaven

2122
02:09:19,180 --> 02:09:22,260
So if you would like to kind of throw your vote in there

2123
02:09:23,460 --> 02:09:25,740
Say them again spin the bottle

2124
02:09:26,540 --> 02:09:28,260
truth or dare

2125
02:09:28,260 --> 02:09:33,700
Never have I ever and seven minutes in heaven roll a d4. See what he wants to do. All right

2126
02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:37,260
The first one spin the bottle cool start off strong

2127
02:09:37,580 --> 02:09:41,740
Yeah, it's so there's like the fire and then everyone kind of like moves off to the side of the fire

2128
02:09:42,580 --> 02:09:47,140
And it's like a group and it's at this point. It's I mean for people participating in spin the bottle

2129
02:09:47,420 --> 02:09:49,700
Which I assume Tony is yep

2130
02:09:50,220 --> 02:09:54,980
And at this point is just kind of going along for the fucking ride because you're also her seeing eye dog

2131
02:09:55,220 --> 02:09:58,260
because she really can't see shit and

2132
02:09:58,260 --> 02:10:02,940
There so it's probably you guys and then the J's and then the preps and then maybe like

2133
02:10:04,140 --> 02:10:08,300
One goth and one nerd. Yeah, or like no like the class clown. Yeah in there

2134
02:10:09,660 --> 02:10:16,420
And everyone's kind of playing the game and like as people are like do and spin the bottle and everything and like making like a big deal of oh

2135
02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:18,660
someone's gonna give

2136
02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:25,260
Stacey's also kind of like talking and everything like that. I did not build a mechanic for any of these games

2137
02:10:25,260 --> 02:10:29,740
So it's just like fucking random pairings. It's like one of the jocks

2138
02:10:30,140 --> 02:10:33,740
Ends up like kissing one of the nerds and it's like the it was the

2139
02:10:34,180 --> 02:10:36,180
Another girl with the cards had a girlfriend

2140
02:10:37,340 --> 02:10:39,340
one of the nerds and

2141
02:10:40,340 --> 02:10:43,980
People kind of like me are like ribbon that and then like

2142
02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:50,180
It spins and like Stacey gets one of the like one of her friends and she gives her like a kiss on the cheek

2143
02:10:50,700 --> 02:10:53,700
Yep, I'm gonna go ahead and get my hands on the bottle

2144
02:10:53,700 --> 02:10:56,140
kiss on the cheek. Yep, and like blah blah blah blah blah

2145
02:10:56,900 --> 02:10:58,900
and

2146
02:11:00,220 --> 02:11:02,220
I love that

2147
02:11:03,340 --> 02:11:09,500
She's also like Stacey starts like talking and she was like, you know, like she's at this point a little bit tipsy as well and

2148
02:11:10,860 --> 02:11:14,180
You all continue to play the game. I think at that point you all move to another game

2149
02:11:14,180 --> 02:11:18,980
Sure, so you can move to truth or dare never have I ever seven minutes and have a true seder

2150
02:11:18,980 --> 02:11:24,140
Give you something concrete to do and so they start asking each other questions and it gets to your turn

2151
02:11:24,140 --> 02:11:26,140
You get to ask someone to do

2152
02:11:28,100 --> 02:11:30,100
Stacey truth or dare

2153
02:11:31,460 --> 02:11:33,460
Truth

2154
02:11:37,220 --> 02:11:43,460
Oh, how mean do I want to be about this? I'm really I really do think Tony's goals have realigned over the course of this field trip

2155
02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:46,100
It has just been so fun

2156
02:11:46,100 --> 02:11:49,100
Watching her eat shit

2157
02:11:49,300 --> 02:11:54,940
Part of me almost wants to ask like so what really happened between you and Jason in front of everybody

2158
02:11:56,300 --> 02:11:59,180
But also I don't know if that's what I want to open with

2159
02:12:01,820 --> 02:12:06,940
Could also just be shallowing like how I like how attractive do you think I am I feel like it's got to be one of those

2160
02:12:06,940 --> 02:12:10,420
Two of those the only two things that Tony's mind do I want to fuck the relationship up more?

2161
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:11,940
Do I want to like

2162
02:12:11,940 --> 02:12:16,420
Get something in there, you know what we'll leave it up to leave it up to a d4

2163
02:12:16,420 --> 02:12:21,340
We'll say to him below. He's asking about Jason. I three or above. He's asking about himself. Oh

2164
02:12:23,060 --> 02:12:25,060
Tony

2165
02:12:25,180 --> 02:12:29,140
Okay, he's asking about himself. Yes, Stacey. I'm just curious

2166
02:12:30,980 --> 02:12:33,660
On a scale of 1 to 10 how pretty do you think I am?

2167
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:36,700
Come my hair as I asked

2168
02:12:36,700 --> 02:12:41,980
So nobody can fucking see it because it's black and it's dark outside, but she takes a swig of

2169
02:12:42,700 --> 02:12:44,700
liquor and she goes

2170
02:12:47,260 --> 02:12:49,580
Maybe like a seven or an eight

2171
02:12:50,700 --> 02:12:54,180
You know lots of room for improvement, especially with the company that you keep

2172
02:12:54,980 --> 02:12:59,860
and it goes to the next person in the circle and you see

2173
02:13:01,100 --> 02:13:05,700
One of the J's like there's another one of the J's to do is like is like fucking streak naked through the woods

2174
02:13:05,700 --> 02:13:09,580
And then he goes and does that and then you hear like a buff you hear like shrieking

2175
02:13:09,580 --> 02:13:13,580
And it's like inhuman shrieking and then he just comes back and he was like

2176
02:13:14,540 --> 02:13:20,500
I'm not doing that again and there's like he kind of like just goes to the cabin and he like calls it a night

2177
02:13:23,740 --> 02:13:25,740
It goes around again and then you see

2178
02:13:27,140 --> 02:13:30,540
Astor is like she's having a like a pretty good time. She's letting loose a little bit

2179
02:13:30,700 --> 02:13:34,180
She finally seems to be like my money is on Stacy asking Astor something

2180
02:13:34,180 --> 02:13:39,740
And it seems to be like having a good time and everything and then you see

2181
02:13:41,740 --> 02:13:46,980
Stacy leans over to one of her friends and whisper something and then her friend like little like giggles and everything

2182
02:13:48,820 --> 02:13:50,820
And it gets to

2183
02:13:52,180 --> 02:13:57,660
Oops, Stacy or it gets to one of her friends turn and she asks Stacy truth or dare and she goes true

2184
02:13:58,420 --> 02:14:01,300
And she goes what do you do with all of your old clothes?

2185
02:14:01,300 --> 02:14:06,180
And she goes oh, I donate them, you know, it's always so nice to help out the less fortunate

2186
02:14:06,820 --> 02:14:08,820
and like fully like

2187
02:14:09,060 --> 02:14:15,580
Stares at Astor and Astor although she cannot see very well is fully able to like clock that that has been said and at that

2188
02:14:15,580 --> 02:14:17,700
Point is fully just like she's like

2189
02:14:19,300 --> 02:14:21,300
What's your fucking problem I

2190
02:14:23,140 --> 02:14:29,340
Don't know what your fucking problem is and is like fully about to like start some shit and then like before that she

2191
02:14:29,340 --> 02:14:33,060
Can even do anything like she's like fully standing like Astor is standing up

2192
02:14:33,460 --> 02:14:38,660
And at this point like someone else is like okay, I new game. Let's play a new game

2193
02:14:39,780 --> 02:14:44,940
It is like fully at this point like people the rest of the like group has been like we're just kind of keep

2194
02:14:45,820 --> 02:14:47,820
Stacy on the opposite

2195
02:14:48,980 --> 02:14:55,340
Side of like each other in the same way and Astor is nothing but she is nothing if but direct

2196
02:14:55,340 --> 02:15:02,220
Yeah, she doesn't have time for social skills. She's trying to catch fucking big fucking chess politics and

2197
02:15:02,980 --> 02:15:06,220
Astor is going hey bitch. What's your fucking problem?

2198
02:15:07,540 --> 02:15:10,420
Listen, she's like in front of like her class

2199
02:15:11,820 --> 02:15:15,900
And you could see that like even Jason's like Stacy like

2200
02:15:17,100 --> 02:15:20,820
Chill a little bit maybe chill a little bit

2201
02:15:20,820 --> 02:15:26,740
And it like people are starting to be like okay, maybe Stacy needs to like drink some water

2202
02:15:27,340 --> 02:15:29,700
She's just like out on a tirade for no reason

2203
02:15:31,340 --> 02:15:35,220
But I think that you all move probably to before we move on to the next game

2204
02:15:35,220 --> 02:15:37,640
I want to stand up in front of everybody and go hey

2205
02:15:38,140 --> 02:15:40,820
Just like I had one more truth of dare

2206
02:15:40,820 --> 02:15:43,140
I wanted to ask Stacy actually just because you know

2207
02:15:43,140 --> 02:15:46,580
She seems to like really be eating this shit up. So just you know spirit of having a fun time

2208
02:15:46,580 --> 02:15:48,940
We actually spent a lot of the day together. So Stacy truth of dare

2209
02:15:48,940 --> 02:15:50,780
dare

2210
02:15:50,780 --> 02:15:53,220
What score did you and Jason get on the love meter today?

2211
02:15:54,460 --> 02:15:56,460
That's not a I know it's not a dare

2212
02:15:58,900 --> 02:16:01,980
Fine I dare you to tell the truth about what score you and Jason got today

2213
02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:05,020
She like if fully is like

2214
02:16:05,740 --> 02:16:08,660
And like opens her mouth and closes it a couple times then she goes

2215
02:16:11,180 --> 02:16:12,460
A

2216
02:16:12,460 --> 02:16:16,020
700 and you could see Jason fully like looks at her and is like

2217
02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:21,860
It he's not the brightest once again, but like before he can cover himself

2218
02:16:21,860 --> 02:16:24,860
Mm-hmm and like fully be like yeah, like that's what we got

2219
02:16:24,940 --> 02:16:32,380
He like fully looks at her and is like what the fuck like audibly and like it's enough that people catch it and people are like cool

2220
02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:36,860
She's not telling the truth, but she's like dying that she was like

2221
02:16:37,540 --> 02:16:40,220
Why why the fuck are you on my ass about it actually?

2222
02:16:40,740 --> 02:16:45,420
Anyone want to play seven minutes in heaven now? Yeah sounds like a really fucking fun time

2223
02:16:45,420 --> 02:16:49,140
I thought like at this point her friends are fully like Stacy. Let's take a lap

2224
02:16:50,660 --> 02:16:53,980
Like she's like I'll take a shot for you Stacy

2225
02:16:55,940 --> 02:16:59,540
She fully looks like she wants to fight someone and she is not a girl who fights

2226
02:16:59,540 --> 02:17:02,380
I just want to say that one of his flaws is betting. Yeah

2227
02:17:03,660 --> 02:17:08,300
It is read through so strongly listen she fucked around and found out that's all I'm saying

2228
02:17:09,140 --> 02:17:14,020
There there was room for me to be on Stacy's side right up until she decided to be the world's biggest asshole

2229
02:17:14,020 --> 02:17:19,380
Listen the trope was mean girl. Yeah, that's that's valid. I don't know what Tony's

2230
02:17:20,060 --> 02:17:25,580
You know gotta be a hope for some people. I'm proud of how evil she is a little bit. No, that's so valid

2231
02:17:26,860 --> 02:17:30,740
So you all move on to seven minutes in heaven. Are you taking another shot?

2232
02:17:31,540 --> 02:17:34,000
Yep, this one's gonna be a plus this time

2233
02:17:34,000 --> 02:17:44,000
All right, fuck it. That's when the charm, baby

2234
02:17:46,920 --> 02:17:54,400
Having a great fucking time Tony is yeah, my man is fucking swaying on whenever bench log bullshit

2235
02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:57,440
They have set up in the middle of fuck nowhere. Yeah, y'all are having a great fucking time

2236
02:17:57,440 --> 02:17:59,960
I don't know I've I've never played this game

2237
02:17:59,960 --> 02:18:03,480
So I don't know like how the rules of like the setup are in terms of seven minutes in heaven

2238
02:18:03,480 --> 02:18:07,520
I know the concept is you go in like a fucking closet or something with somebody for seven minutes

2239
02:18:07,520 --> 02:18:09,520
But I don't know how the people are chosen

2240
02:18:10,560 --> 02:18:11,320
Okay, cool

2241
02:18:11,320 --> 02:18:17,640
so the the bottle comes out and you could see Jason also like as Stacy's being like fully taken on a lap by one of her friends

2242
02:18:17,640 --> 02:18:22,600
And it's not like a very long lap. It's just like okay. We need to cool off a little bit. Maybe just a little bit

2243
02:18:22,600 --> 02:18:30,120
And Jason comes in sits next to ask her and he's like hey you can like rig the bottle, you know

2244
02:18:30,760 --> 02:18:35,520
And she fully at this point is just like kind of over it and is fully like

2245
02:18:36,080 --> 02:18:39,800
Well, I mean she's still a little drunk too. So she I'm not a little drunk

2246
02:18:39,800 --> 02:18:44,160
She is drunk and is fully just like yeah, but like I don't want to do that

2247
02:18:45,760 --> 02:18:48,760
You know man, that just seems like a weird vibe

2248
02:18:49,480 --> 02:18:51,480
and

2249
02:18:51,480 --> 02:18:57,640
And everybody is like yeah weird vibe and I think that you're kind of

2250
02:18:58,960 --> 02:19:04,280
So I think I'm gonna go ahead and spin the bottle Jason if you just want to scoot on over and stir

2251
02:19:05,240 --> 02:19:08,280
Fully coming in like fucking elbow or as I come

2252
02:19:10,520 --> 02:19:12,520
Can I can I make a flight?

2253
02:19:13,320 --> 02:19:18,920
Roll to see if I can if I can steer the bottle in the direction that I'd like to steer them

2254
02:19:18,920 --> 02:19:23,480
Yes, fan fucking test like this is a D12. I'll say everyone here is

2255
02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:26,840
Blasted pretty as am I

2256
02:19:28,280 --> 02:19:32,880
Everyone is blasted so it's really not gonna be that much. It's probably gonna be like a DC

2257
02:19:33,880 --> 02:19:35,880
five flight check

2258
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:38,120
Havs these haves these baby

2259
02:19:38,360 --> 02:19:40,360
12 all right you take half of that

2260
02:19:41,120 --> 02:19:45,040
Where are you spinning the bottle at this point Stacey is also come back from her lap and is

2261
02:19:45,040 --> 02:19:51,680
At at the group. Oh, this is a this is a decision. This is a moment. So at this point

2262
02:19:52,120 --> 02:19:53,640
It is

2263
02:19:53,640 --> 02:19:56,960
The the four J's so it's Jason and then like John Jack

2264
02:19:57,960 --> 02:20:05,480
Can't remember the rest of their fucking names and then Stacey and then Stacey's three friends and then Aster and then there's maybe like one fucking nerd

2265
02:20:06,800 --> 02:20:11,800
In it's like I don't even know what nerd but just a nerd is still there

2266
02:20:11,800 --> 02:20:16,120
I went the first spin to land on me and then I want to make a real big show of it

2267
02:20:16,360 --> 02:20:21,560
Can I see if Stacey is like waiting or like if there's any look in her eye like see if she wants it to be her

2268
02:20:21,560 --> 02:20:23,560
If she's just pissed at it like I'm going first

2269
02:20:24,040 --> 02:20:28,160
She I oh I just want to see what she's what she's feeling here

2270
02:20:28,160 --> 02:20:35,280
I think truly at this point. She is like normally Stacey is a very calculated person like all things considered

2271
02:20:35,280 --> 02:20:37,680
She's she's mean she's shallow

2272
02:20:37,680 --> 02:20:43,100
But she's sharp. She's very like when she she's like a predator

2273
02:20:43,100 --> 02:20:47,140
She's my new like you let you know it. It's very like Regina George ask where it's like

2274
02:20:47,140 --> 02:20:49,520
I know always something going on behind

2275
02:20:50,440 --> 02:20:56,520
You cannot tell for the fucking life of you and it's like in a not good way where it's like there's a storm

2276
02:20:56,520 --> 02:20:59,960
And you have no idea what direction that storm is going. Okay?

2277
02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:04,280
Well, I mean only got two people that I would even roll it on at this point

2278
02:21:04,280 --> 02:21:06,280
I

2279
02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:12,160
Tony what are we doing? I don't have a read on her. Can I look to Astor and see what Astor space looks like?

2280
02:21:12,920 --> 02:21:14,280
Astor is

2281
02:21:14,280 --> 02:21:19,280
Looking at you. She's a little confused just in terms of she's like I don't know what the vibe is anymore

2282
02:21:19,520 --> 02:21:21,520
like in terms of like I

2283
02:21:21,960 --> 02:21:23,960
Think she went into this being like yeah

2284
02:21:24,080 --> 02:21:26,080
Y'all are trying to like wingman

2285
02:21:26,200 --> 02:21:32,480
Stacey and Jason and then somewhere along the way got lost in the fucking sauce and have like made mortal enemies

2286
02:21:32,480 --> 02:21:37,400
Um, right. It's also it's that thing before she was like, I don't know if they want to fight us or like

2287
02:21:39,000 --> 02:21:43,960
Or like or like or like so she's just like it

2288
02:21:44,240 --> 02:21:48,480
You know, she's gonna back you up no matter what decision you make and no matter what you do

2289
02:21:49,320 --> 02:21:53,240
Part of me really wants to steer towards Jason and then pull out my fucking knife and be like what's up dog?

2290
02:21:53,600 --> 02:21:57,160
Jesus Christ. What's up? What's up? What's going on?

2291
02:21:57,760 --> 02:22:00,400
What are we about? But I'm not gonna do that dear lord

2292
02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:03,960
I'm not gonna pull a knife on the guy. He's a fucking idiot

2293
02:22:03,960 --> 02:22:06,840
You can also wait and have someone else go

2294
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:13,720
Before you if you want some time to think about it. Yeah, I will yeah, I'll put that off then

2295
02:22:14,080 --> 02:22:21,080
I'll wait and see who goes first. Cool. So it's one of Stacey's friends spends it it lands on one of the one of the J's

2296
02:22:21,840 --> 02:22:24,400
There's not really like much whispering. It's like, okay

2297
02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:27,240
Cool half of them have fucked each other or like dated each other at some point

2298
02:22:27,240 --> 02:22:30,360
They go off in the woods the group gets a little bit smaller

2299
02:22:31,320 --> 02:22:35,440
Again, it's like one of the nerds and one of the J's and they go off and then

2300
02:22:35,760 --> 02:22:39,080
so like the group is just kind of getting smaller and smaller and it gets to Jason and

2301
02:22:39,640 --> 02:22:41,640
He goes to spin it

2302
02:22:42,200 --> 02:22:46,040
and it looks like it's about to land on

2303
02:22:47,160 --> 02:22:50,800
Stacey and but there's like there feels like an uncomfortable breeze

2304
02:22:50,800 --> 02:22:57,200
Like just a very uncomfortable breeze and it swings around and it is about to land on Aster

2305
02:23:03,640 --> 02:23:07,640
No, come on man fuck's sake

2306
02:23:12,840 --> 02:23:14,760
What are my options

2307
02:23:14,760 --> 02:23:22,840
What could or can I do you can the bottle is midspin it can land somewhere and you can

2308
02:23:24,240 --> 02:23:29,560
Step in and say something once like the land has like spun

2309
02:23:30,440 --> 02:23:34,080
You can try and probably like reach out and like use

2310
02:23:36,720 --> 02:23:41,240
You had a decently high flight check you can do that you can just full party foul

2311
02:23:41,240 --> 02:23:45,240
Pretend to like stumble in you can like trip fuck up the spin

2312
02:23:47,680 --> 02:23:53,200
You can kind of you can disrupt it if you want you can let it happen and then disrupt it after if you're trying to end it

2313
02:23:54,240 --> 02:23:57,400
You can try to follow after if it ends up happening

2314
02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:08,680
Is there any as it's about to stop on Aster can I get any split second read on Aster's face?

2315
02:24:08,680 --> 02:24:10,680
Yeah

2316
02:24:10,920 --> 02:24:12,520
What is that?

2317
02:24:12,520 --> 02:24:18,920
She does not look thrilled party foul. I'm just gonna full in come in accidentally kick it and sit back down super quick

2318
02:24:18,920 --> 02:24:21,920
Yeah, cool Jason's fully like the fuck is up man

2319
02:24:23,720 --> 02:24:26,880
My it's sorry. It's just so many shots of

2320
02:24:27,520 --> 02:24:34,260
To whiskey man. That's that's my bad. That's my bad for sure for sure. Okay. Well, I get a redo

2321
02:24:34,260 --> 02:24:38,260
Yeah, and he goes to spin the bottle again redo and

2322
02:24:39,180 --> 02:24:41,180
You can see Aster is like

2323
02:24:41,860 --> 02:24:44,780
She's staring really intensely at the bottle

2324
02:24:45,460 --> 02:24:47,460
in a way that like

2325
02:24:47,700 --> 02:24:53,980
She doesn't have her glasses on once again, but she's still squinting at the bottle and it stops right next to

2326
02:24:54,660 --> 02:24:57,860
Stacey at pointing directly to her best friend

2327
02:24:58,540 --> 02:25:01,100
And Jason fully is like hey

2328
02:25:01,100 --> 02:25:04,300
Hey, bottle set it bottle set it man

2329
02:25:04,820 --> 02:25:11,720
Said it the two of them get up and head out and then it will probably come to your turn cuz yeah, cuz you were sitting next to Jason

2330
02:25:12,500 --> 02:25:16,060
While Jason and Stacey's best friend are off in the middle of nowhere

2331
02:25:17,460 --> 02:25:21,500
Viciously making out. I want to scoot next to Stacey. Cool. You do so

2332
02:25:22,460 --> 02:25:24,960
Seven minutes of conversation man. Oh Jesus

2333
02:25:26,420 --> 02:25:30,860
So it's what's up you having a you having a fun night. Sorry about it doesn't have to wait

2334
02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:34,840
What earlier like I would have talked to stay okay? Yeah while they're off in their seven minutes

2335
02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:40,980
Oh, I thought the game was still playing as those people were gone and people were like for the for this particular turn

2336
02:25:40,980 --> 02:25:44,260
I want to I want to talk to Stacy on the intermediate. Yeah

2337
02:25:45,860 --> 02:25:52,340
Yeah, so sorry sorry about earlier with Aster and like my comment about you and Jason

2338
02:25:52,340 --> 02:25:59,380
You guys are like super like clearly like super lovely or whatever. So yeah, he's great. Yeah, no

2339
02:25:59,380 --> 02:26:00,940
He's like

2340
02:26:00,940 --> 02:26:07,940
Fantastic, man. I mean he's got everything like a girl could want he's just uh, you know, he's missing a couple of a couple of acorns

2341
02:26:09,820 --> 02:26:16,220
Yeah, man like what's so what's what's up with you guys like how's how's that not the prior anything but like how's that?

2342
02:26:16,220 --> 02:26:17,820
How's that going?

2343
02:26:17,820 --> 02:26:21,260
You and you and Jason me and Jason. Yeah, like you and Jason

2344
02:26:21,740 --> 02:26:26,720
Guess like you're looking at him a little bit today and like seems like maybe you fell some type away

2345
02:26:26,720 --> 02:26:32,540
You know me and Jason have been actually super close and I at this point. He's like wrapped around my finger

2346
02:26:33,000 --> 02:26:37,120
So, you know, maybe if you wanted to like talk to him a little bit more I could push him in that direction

2347
02:26:38,640 --> 02:26:40,440
You're gonna wingman

2348
02:26:40,440 --> 02:26:42,440
Well, I managed to get him on Aster

2349
02:26:43,800 --> 02:26:48,520
She fully like you could see she's holding like a can of beer and it just

2350
02:26:49,200 --> 02:26:53,600
Yeah, this crunches crunches a little bit and she's like that's so

2351
02:26:53,600 --> 02:26:57,640
So fucking nice of you to offer. Yeah, I noticed

2352
02:26:58,200 --> 02:27:02,920
She's you know, sometimes the less fortunate need a little hand up. Mm-hmm. Yeah

2353
02:27:04,200 --> 02:27:06,280
You know, I think I'm good actually

2354
02:27:07,080 --> 02:27:12,880
Yeah, yeah for sure. And you know, I'm so excited to have such a nice bunk mate

2355
02:27:13,120 --> 02:27:15,120
Yeah

2356
02:27:15,120 --> 02:27:17,120
The same amount of kindness but you've shown me

2357
02:27:21,640 --> 02:27:23,640
Give me two seconds, I'm gonna see

2358
02:27:24,200 --> 02:27:29,840
I'm like, how do I come back with something that's not straight up like I'm gonna fucking sabotage like I'm gonna put a fish in your bed

2359
02:27:29,840 --> 02:27:31,840
Yeah, I

2360
02:27:31,880 --> 02:27:35,040
Mean that's basically what you just threatened to do to ask. Yeah, I'm fully aware

2361
02:27:38,680 --> 02:27:41,800
You know, uh, you might actually miss Aster I heard something about

2362
02:27:41,800 --> 02:27:44,560
Jason actually sending her an invite to our cabin

2363
02:27:44,560 --> 02:27:48,000
So I was gonna take the the other guys out for a late night's drink and let them have a cabin on the show

2364
02:27:48,000 --> 02:27:50,000
So you might actually end up missing her

2365
02:27:50,200 --> 02:27:52,200
Wouldn't have me a shame

2366
02:27:52,360 --> 02:27:54,120
Really what yeah

2367
02:27:54,120 --> 02:27:58,000
She fully at this point is like I think it gets to her turn

2368
02:27:58,360 --> 02:28:00,360
And she picks up the bottle

2369
02:28:00,600 --> 02:28:07,480
Like stares at it for a minute and like you could see the thought cross her mind of like I could clock him with this fucking bottle

2370
02:28:07,480 --> 02:28:13,880
And I could hint this anytime that we are in like a public and more public e-setting where it's like me and Stacy

2371
02:28:13,880 --> 02:28:18,360
You're interacting in front of everybody. I'm trying to play it up like we are the absolute fucking best of friends like

2372
02:28:20,800 --> 02:28:26,280
Come on man spin that bottle she's fully just like a holding the bottle and staring at you and

2373
02:28:27,400 --> 02:28:30,240
If you want to jump in and just be like, oh, I'll spin it for like

2374
02:28:30,240 --> 02:28:37,120
Um, she's fucking fuming and she's it's very like that trope of like the mean girl

2375
02:28:37,440 --> 02:28:39,440
Who's like slipping and losing everything?

2376
02:28:39,520 --> 02:28:41,520
She's gonna be the villain

2377
02:28:42,800 --> 02:28:47,840
Point I feel like Stacy and go on a villain art. Maybe this is just a fucking slasher pick instead

2378
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:54,320
Yeah, she's fully like she's looking into the woods and like waiting for Jason to come back and she

2379
02:28:54,320 --> 02:29:00,960
Is like not like it's been past seven minutes at this point. Oh fuck me. I smell a hook

2380
02:29:01,520 --> 02:29:03,520
and she's like

2381
02:29:03,840 --> 02:29:09,040
I'm gonna go get that. She like that's okay. Stacy. I got it. I got it. She's like, no, I'm good

2382
02:29:09,120 --> 02:29:11,760
It's okay. I think he likes me a little bit more on this on this trip right now

2383
02:29:11,760 --> 02:29:16,240
Like we've just you know, I gave him a cigarette earlier and you know, I helped him with the machine or whatever

2384
02:29:16,480 --> 02:29:19,440
You see her friend comes stumbling back and her like

2385
02:29:19,440 --> 02:29:26,560
Like her shirt's a little like pulled off to the side

2386
02:29:26,560 --> 02:29:30,400
Like fully point in front of like behind Stacy and be like hey look there. They are right now

2387
02:29:31,440 --> 02:29:33,920
And you see like once again like Jason's like coming out after

2388
02:29:34,160 --> 02:29:36,160
Um

2389
02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:42,160
Jason that's my fucking man, dude. You see fully turns like is she's just like I

2390
02:29:45,120 --> 02:29:48,400
She takes another lap she's like I need to take a fucking lap. I need to take a fucking lap

2391
02:29:48,400 --> 02:29:54,880
Um, so it is your turn and uh spin the bottle because Jason comes and sits uh back down and is across from Aster

2392
02:29:55,120 --> 02:30:01,840
For sure. At this point Jason has probably gone out twice with two different people. Um, and at this point like people are starting to like

2393
02:30:02,240 --> 02:30:05,520
Okay, people are like occupied and most of the girls who have already like

2394
02:30:06,560 --> 02:30:10,320
Have gone through with Jason are like, yeah, I'm kind of like checked out at this point

2395
02:30:10,400 --> 02:30:17,360
So Aster is one of the only girls left. Um, who has not uh gone with Jason and he once again steps back in the fucking circle

2396
02:30:17,360 --> 02:30:19,360
Being incredibly vain

2397
02:30:19,360 --> 02:30:20,880
um

2398
02:30:20,880 --> 02:30:22,880
As Tony

2399
02:30:23,200 --> 02:30:26,320
Can I try and make the other girls?

2400
02:30:26,960 --> 02:30:29,200
It's not gonna happen with Stacy. I'm past Stacy

2401
02:30:30,000 --> 02:30:32,560
Trying to make the other girls. I think it's at this point

2402
02:30:32,640 --> 02:30:36,880
It feels obvious that like Jason is the tulliest of tools and they are beyond Jason

2403
02:30:37,360 --> 02:30:42,560
I'd like to say that Tony has done a very good job of making the spotlight very much on himself for this particular evening

2404
02:30:43,200 --> 02:30:45,200
Can I attempt to make them?

2405
02:30:45,200 --> 02:30:47,200
Um, jealous in any way

2406
02:30:48,480 --> 02:30:49,840
um

2407
02:30:49,840 --> 02:30:54,160
Jealous in what way like make it look like I really really went the bottle to land on them

2408
02:30:54,480 --> 02:30:56,800
Like I like just like come on like us. Yeah the bottom

2409
02:30:56,800 --> 02:31:02,320
Maybe you'll get like seven minutes with Tony like really just try and get them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can do that

2410
02:31:02,480 --> 02:31:05,680
Cool. I'm making it land on aster. Or aster. Sorry wrong name

2411
02:31:06,160 --> 02:31:08,160
Who the fuck is aster?

2412
02:31:08,480 --> 02:31:09,680
Yeah

2413
02:31:09,680 --> 02:31:12,720
It lands on aster there's Jason is fully like

2414
02:31:12,720 --> 02:31:15,840
You've put this man through so many mind games

2415
02:31:16,720 --> 02:31:17,760
um

2416
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:19,760
he

2417
02:31:19,840 --> 02:31:22,640
Is fucking baffled as because it was your spin, right?

2418
02:31:23,520 --> 02:31:29,440
He's baffled as to what your fucking relationship is with aster at this point. Yeah, it doesn't understand because he was like half the

2419
02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:32,480
Half the day you were trying to like set him up

2420
02:31:32,560 --> 02:31:35,840
It felt like and then he found out she was a girl today by the way

2421
02:31:36,160 --> 02:31:39,840
Uh, and then it's just like fucking boozled and he's just like

2422
02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:42,960
Fucking of course is like saying some shit like that

2423
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:49,600
And asked her um once again cannot see and at this point she fully is like I'll take her hand like there's Jesus

2424
02:31:49,680 --> 02:31:56,160
Okay. Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go whole show of it. Uh, everyone is whooping and she was like, are we fucking are we

2425
02:31:56,400 --> 02:32:03,440
Okay, cool. Uh, she's once again fucking plus four to charm right now. She's a hamming this shit up

2426
02:32:03,520 --> 02:32:07,760
She's like pretending. She's like blushing and like being like, oh my gosh like

2427
02:32:07,760 --> 02:32:09,760
Uh, like really hamming it up

2428
02:32:10,560 --> 02:32:13,760
Hell of a performance the best you've ever seen aster act in her life

2429
02:32:13,840 --> 02:32:19,760
I believe it. I so believe it. Um, and you all head out and like I think once you all get to like because people have just been going in the fucking woods

2430
02:32:20,560 --> 02:32:24,560
Um, can I attempt to do a charm roll on our way out?

2431
02:32:25,120 --> 02:32:32,960
At this point my goal is to try and elevate aster's social status to the degree of tonys in this moment by putting aster and tonys together in as many

2432
02:32:32,960 --> 02:32:34,480
Situations as possible

2433
02:32:34,480 --> 02:32:42,240
Can I try and like play her up and like I as tonium super interested in aster therefore everybody else should be?

2434
02:32:42,640 --> 02:32:45,040
Yeah, yeah, and I just I would curious

2435
02:32:45,120 --> 02:32:48,880
I would love to see what the dice says on like how good of a job I do with that because at this point

2436
02:32:49,440 --> 02:32:54,640
I'm just trying to get aster to it like like where I'm at because I think it's just like that's where we're going with it

2437
02:32:54,800 --> 02:32:58,400
Yeah, um because she has such a high bonus to charm right now

2438
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:01,360
Stacey and Jason are out of this shit. I'll also give you a plus two to charm for this

2439
02:33:01,360 --> 02:33:07,680
Stacey and Jason are out. We are in baby. What DC do we want? I'll say let's do this

2440
02:33:11,120 --> 02:33:13,120
How do I want to set this DC?

2441
02:33:13,680 --> 02:33:17,680
I think this is just gonna be like a straight up a sliding scale as high as you get what I was thinking

2442
02:33:17,680 --> 02:33:19,680
Yeah, like as high as um

2443
02:33:20,320 --> 02:33:22,320
It kind of goes um

2444
02:33:23,040 --> 02:33:28,720
And got to be the a couple baby. Yeah, go for it. Oh come on. I got plus one

2445
02:33:28,720 --> 02:33:31,680
I have a plus four to this with the comb go for it

2446
02:33:32,720 --> 02:33:34,160
Oh god damn

2447
02:33:34,160 --> 02:33:36,800
I mean in theory I could half it and just do 14, but

2448
02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:41,040
This feels like a moment to roll for it. It's like a moment to roll for it. Please give me a 20

2449
02:33:43,120 --> 02:33:46,720
Whatever dice gods are out there if there are any please give me a 20. I don't want to fuck this up

2450
02:33:46,720 --> 02:33:48,400
I'll say aster will also

2451
02:33:48,400 --> 02:33:51,280
Help you. Yeah either way. So this is gonna count as two

2452
02:33:52,080 --> 02:33:54,320
Can I use those two and re-roll this?

2453
02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:58,320
Mm-hmm. You can for those listening. I got a natural one

2454
02:33:58,880 --> 02:34:00,880
Which means I'd be at a five

2455
02:34:01,840 --> 02:34:08,160
So we're gonna re-roll that yep using aster's adversity tokens. She's got one more and she'll give you this

2456
02:34:09,520 --> 02:34:18,080
Okay, that's a fucking 16 hell. Yeah, um, she's fully 17 against that 17 and 19 wrench. Yeah. Yeah, she spends it

2457
02:34:18,800 --> 02:34:21,440
Um, it's fucking go so she

2458
02:34:21,440 --> 02:34:25,600
She's helping you with whatever you're doing. How are you doing this? Um

2459
02:34:28,400 --> 02:34:29,600
I

2460
02:34:29,600 --> 02:34:34,960
At this point picking up that Tony is one of the only other options that like the the popular girls are just waiting

2461
02:34:35,280 --> 02:34:39,360
To go into seven minutes with because Jason is just like keeps going around and around and around

2462
02:34:39,360 --> 02:34:40,960
I mean somehow always Jason

2463
02:34:40,960 --> 02:34:46,960
Um, I just I fully want to make eye contact with every single one of them and hold it just long enough that they think I'm interested

2464
02:34:46,960 --> 02:34:48,160
And then go to the next one

2465
02:34:48,160 --> 02:34:52,880
Just long enough go to the next one and then fully make a show of walking over to ashrad like taking her hand

2466
02:34:53,600 --> 02:34:55,200
Sorry, ask her

2467
02:34:55,200 --> 02:34:56,560
um

2468
02:34:56,560 --> 02:34:58,560
And then I

2469
02:34:58,640 --> 02:35:00,400
How bold is tony feeling?

2470
02:35:00,400 --> 02:35:03,760
I asked her like takes her jacket off before uh

2471
02:35:04,320 --> 02:35:09,120
Going out. She's like she's helping you out here. She's trying to like it. Yeah, tony will do the same

2472
02:35:09,280 --> 02:35:11,280
tony will take his jacket off

2473
02:35:10,880 --> 02:35:12,320
um

2474
02:35:12,320 --> 02:35:14,000
Oh jesus

2475
02:35:14,000 --> 02:35:16,000
How cemented how cemented

2476
02:35:16,000 --> 02:35:20,000
I'm thinking along a sliding scale of things that tony is willing to do in this moment

2477
02:35:20,240 --> 02:35:24,320
Because this is just as much about attention for himself as it is for astor. Um

2478
02:35:26,560 --> 02:35:27,760
Hmm

2479
02:35:27,760 --> 02:35:32,160
Oh wait a minute if you used um if you used one of those on me we're up to a 19

2480
02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:36,800
Oh, shit. Yeah, or no, we were at 17. We're up to an 18. Sorry. Yeah, um

2481
02:35:38,320 --> 02:35:40,320
Loyalty points, baby. I'll say

2482
02:35:40,640 --> 02:35:42,640
astor will

2483
02:35:42,640 --> 02:35:49,040
I'm gonna talk about the way she's going to help you is fully like as you all are walking off put her hand in your back pocket

2484
02:35:49,520 --> 02:35:51,520
um

2485
02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:53,600
As you all are like walking

2486
02:35:53,600 --> 02:35:56,800
All right, I'm gonna talk through a couple options. You tell me what when you're thinking

2487
02:35:57,440 --> 02:36:02,720
The extreme the most extreme option in tony's mind is to pull a half-ask is right here now in front of the whole circle

2488
02:36:02,720 --> 02:36:04,400
And be like sorry, I couldn't wait

2489
02:36:04,400 --> 02:36:06,400
Jesus, okay

2490
02:36:06,400 --> 02:36:09,760
The other on the other end of this back room is just doing like the hand holding thing

2491
02:36:09,760 --> 02:36:12,560
Yeah, so that's because in tony's mind

2492
02:36:13,040 --> 02:36:19,200
Everybody is watching him and by a proxy everybody is watching astor. Yeah, if there is more than just basic physical contact

2493
02:36:19,600 --> 02:36:23,840
I don't have to do anything else for astor. Yeah, I'll say I go with your decision

2494
02:36:24,560 --> 02:36:26,560
cool, um

2495
02:36:27,280 --> 02:36:29,280
He's gonna lean down and be like

2496
02:36:29,920 --> 02:36:30,720
Just go with it

2497
02:36:30,720 --> 02:36:35,360
This is gonna be really weird for both of us and is gonna give her a very half-assed kiss

2498
02:36:35,360 --> 02:36:42,560
And then turn smile to the group and then take her off into the woods. They're fucking like cat calling hooting and hollering

2499
02:36:42,880 --> 02:36:46,080
Um, like you gotta fucking like what 18 19?

2500
02:36:46,560 --> 02:36:47,840
um

2501
02:36:47,840 --> 02:36:54,160
And fucking solid um astor, uh, is is going with it. It's not as awkward as it could have been

2502
02:36:54,560 --> 02:37:00,160
Um, it's I'm not helps being five shots deep. I'll say I'm not fucking rolling to see how well that goes

2503
02:37:00,640 --> 02:37:04,560
Um, but is fully like five and four shots. D, baby

2504
02:37:04,560 --> 02:37:08,160
You know that astor is a very deeply awkward, uh, dorky person

2505
02:37:08,160 --> 02:37:13,200
But she's like fully going with it and fully rolling with it. Um, and you all like head off into the woods

2506
02:37:13,280 --> 02:37:16,560
Um, and it's definitely like a conversation of like

2507
02:37:17,840 --> 02:37:19,840
um

2508
02:37:20,160 --> 02:37:23,680
Yeah, um, so as you all are walking it's like very

2509
02:37:25,680 --> 02:37:29,200
I assume it goes kind of silent once you all like oh, yeah for sure point of like

2510
02:37:30,240 --> 02:37:34,080
Tony's gonna keep like looking back until they're out of ear shot and then like the second throughout at your shot

2511
02:37:34,080 --> 02:37:36,080
He's gonna be like

2512
02:37:36,560 --> 02:37:38,560
She's like what the fucking

2513
02:37:38,800 --> 02:37:43,120
Jumping around and like throwing air punches and shit like takes her glasses out and like puts it back on

2514
02:37:43,120 --> 02:37:46,960
She's like, I was like fucking christ. It's gonna like grab her by the shoulders and be like we fucking did that

2515
02:37:47,600 --> 02:37:50,560
We fucking did that. What have we done? We did that. I'm feeling

2516
02:37:52,960 --> 02:37:57,760
Like it's a lot it's like a weird energy of you will never be bullied a day again

2517
02:37:58,720 --> 02:38:03,040
Not a fucking god. I hope they see and jason. They're out. They're ruined. Shit

2518
02:38:03,040 --> 02:38:07,520
I king of the fucking hill and you just made physical contact king and queen

2519
02:38:09,360 --> 02:38:13,680
You know what I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it at this point

2520
02:38:13,680 --> 02:38:19,520
It's just we can do it in revenge 100 you're like hyping up having a great fucking scheming and you hear like a

2521
02:38:20,080 --> 02:38:25,440
Piercing shriek and it sounds like somehow like three record players going backwards at once

2522
02:38:25,520 --> 02:38:30,160
And then also like nails on a chalkboard and it's just every awful sound that you could imagine

2523
02:38:30,160 --> 02:38:35,760
Uh that's coming from somewhere like out in the woods and asters like what the fuck is that?

2524
02:38:37,040 --> 02:38:39,040
Uh

2525
02:38:41,600 --> 02:38:44,800
Do you think we have to commit to all seven minutes?

2526
02:38:46,720 --> 02:38:51,680
Like do you think that we have to be here for all seven or do you think like they'll forget that we were out here for that

2527
02:38:51,680 --> 02:38:56,160
Long and then we can head back in a minute. I mean, we're not actually doing like the

2528
02:38:56,160 --> 02:39:00,400
Uh, are we doing the no, no, no, no, definitely definitely not

2529
02:39:00,800 --> 02:39:03,920
I mean like because if you heard the same thing that I just heard

2530
02:39:04,000 --> 02:39:08,400
I thought maybe it would be cool if we just broke the rules again and then left early

2531
02:39:08,560 --> 02:39:14,160
She fully like still drunk puts her hands on both of yourselves. She says are you asking me? Are you are you instigating?

2532
02:39:15,040 --> 02:39:17,040
going on a going on a hunt

2533
02:39:17,040 --> 02:39:25,040
I think I think you're getting a little confused astor. Um, no, I'm instigating that we go back to the campfire

2534
02:39:26,480 --> 02:39:28,480
Fuck no

2535
02:39:30,080 --> 02:39:32,080
She takes off

2536
02:39:32,080 --> 02:39:35,040
Aster this is easily the greatest day of our lives

2537
02:39:35,040 --> 02:39:37,040
It is about to get even better

2538
02:39:37,040 --> 02:39:39,040
Aster come back please

2539
02:39:39,040 --> 02:39:42,640
She takes out a flashlight and she's fully charging into the woods and with that

2540
02:39:42,640 --> 02:39:49,520
Oh my we are going to end this uh the kind of first half of one shot that went way too long because I'm learning how to pay some

2541
02:39:49,520 --> 02:39:54,560
This is my first time doing this. It's totally going to be a learning process then. Yes, so we will pick up

2542
02:39:54,560 --> 02:40:00,640
It also helps. I had a full module to go off of and I had beats and points to hit and it was very much self-contained

2543
02:40:00,640 --> 02:40:04,880
But this is like fully pretty much fully self-written by Madison

2544
02:40:04,880 --> 02:40:10,640
So learning like writing your own stuff always in my experience ends up being like three to four times longer than you think it's going to be

2545
02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:13,600
So yes, so I apologize for the length of this

2546
02:40:13,600 --> 02:40:15,600
We finally hit the hook

2547
02:40:15,600 --> 02:40:17,600
We finally hit the hook

2548
02:40:17,600 --> 02:40:21,600
But we will pick up with Tony and Astor's adventure

2549
02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:25,600
Um on our next one shot uh kind of like time-sick

2550
02:40:25,600 --> 02:40:27,600
And like five more fridays

2551
02:40:27,600 --> 02:40:28,640
Yeah

2552
02:40:28,640 --> 02:40:32,640
For like another two to three maybe four maybe five hours

2553
02:40:32,640 --> 02:40:36,640
It's like ten hours worth of one-shot content one-shot content. I better fucking enjoy this

2554
02:40:36,640 --> 02:40:37,600
Jesus Christ

2555
02:40:37,600 --> 02:40:42,160
Anyway, it's 2 a.m. Thank you so much. I have to go to work in six hours. I'm so sorry

2556
02:40:42,160 --> 02:41:07,840
Thank you so much for joining and we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.