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Hello players who have one set of dice for every campaign and character.

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And DMs who way over prepare.

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Welcome to Table Talk. What are we talking about today, Maddie?

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That felt so wrong and weird. It already has me on edge.

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We are talking a little bit about Kids on Bikes and then we are playing Kids on Bikes.

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And I just dropped a marker on my jeans.

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Setting the tone.

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But yeah, our whole last episode was all about bikes, which Kids on Bikes is another system for a TT RPG game.

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I think it's by Hunter's Entertainment, if I remember correctly.

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There's a couple of fun little spin-offs called Kids on Brooms and Teens in Space.

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It's a player-centric, it's a little bit more collaborative than 5E in the GM kind of.

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I wrote in my notes that the GM is like a referee as opposed to like the boss.

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What would you describe yourself?

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That's a hard one. To me, the Dungeon Master as opposed to Game Master, which is kind of how I like to differentiate the two.

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Like 5th edition, if you are the Dungeon Master, it's much more of a hands-on experience.

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You are a lot more involved. It's more of like you are the director for a movie.

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You are giving players notes and you are telling people kind of where to step and how to do things.

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This is the story and these are the points we are hitting, but you are still letting people play their characters.

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Whereas Game Master is much more like Riders Room.

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You are sort of the highlights. I'm going to read off what's happening in the world and then you as the player are going to make the choices yourself.

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Which is why I think I prefer that a lot more than DMing.

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Not that I've done DMing yet, but this is also in fact my second session ever, GMing Anything.

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Yeah, and it's on camera.

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It's immortalized on the internet where anyone can access it forever.

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That's so fun.

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Kids on Bikes is a very different system. It's a different rule set, the way the character sheets work, and the way the game is played mechanically is a little bit different.

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Our last episode, we talked about it, what the differences are, the pros and cons between the two games, which we kind of talked about the differences just now.

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But I think that's kind of the overview I wanted to do before we fully jump in, jump in.

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It's kind of like a warm up because I like to do warm ups before we play.

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It's answering some questions real quick.

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One of the fun things that Kids on Bikes has is this feature where you answer questions throughout the character creation process.

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You can roll a D20 and answer one of 20 different questions that they give you depending on the relationship that you have with either multiple characters or in our case, literally the only other person.

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And I'm not even fully a player. I'm the GM who just happened to make a character because otherwise the player is kind of stuck in a vacuum.

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Just be me.

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Yeah, and then me being 15 different people. And that's a lot.

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So our characters are friends. If you've listened to the last episode, I'm going to be playing or controlling, I guess, Aster, Donovan.

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We have bracelets.

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Yeah, I made little friendship bracelets.

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Tony, he's Zuko.

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You can't tell because it's hot as balls in here.

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So he took his jacket off.

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It's incredibly warm.

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He had the leather jacket. I'm probably going to bail on this in a minute.

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Super warm in this bitch.

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But the trope being the plastic beauty.

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Yep.

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And he's focused a lot more on the greaser aesthetic with none of the actual hard work that goes into maintaining that lifestyle.

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His parents own kind of like a mechanic shop, but also he doesn't know how to work on cars.

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He just likes to take pictures with the cool ones that his parents fix up.

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He's like every dude on fucking Instagram in the 2010s where it's just photos of cars or you in front of a car.

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He carries a lighter and a pack of cigarettes, but does not smoke them or use the lighter.

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Hell yeah.

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But he always has them on standby in case he has to put up a front.

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Yeah, that's pretty much about it.

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I mean, it's kind of like, right, because the greasers that it usually comes with some sort of like hard life trope or like switch blades and gangs and working on cars and shit.

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But this is just like, no, Tony likes the way that aesthetic looks.

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He probably read the outsiders and was like, that's the life for me, but enjoys the life of privilege because he's pretty.

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It was the freshman year required reading of the outsiders and he went, this is it.

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This is it.

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This is it for me.

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And then I play Aster Donovan.

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She is a conspiracy theorist.

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Think kind of the vibes of like Gravity Falls or like Welcome to Night Vale and just kind of like things are fucking weird.

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And I'd like to see those weird things and catch those weird things.

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Kind of an outcast.

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So, we're going to talk about some of the weird things that we're going to talk about.

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And it's not going to be a very different aesthetic to Tony, but they are friends outside of school at least.

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So we are going to roll some questions on appendix a and the deluxe source book.

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These are for characters, you know, with a positive relationship.

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We've already answered some of the last episodes and we're not going to do those if we roll them.

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There's so many of them.

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Just fucking roll.

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The opposite of the last question we did.

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What role did this character play in the best day of your life?

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I don't know if that's an experience that Tony and Aster have had together.

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Cool. Okay. I'll pick one.

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What is your private nickname for this character and why?

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Well, um, I think sticking with the outsiders will just do Pony Boy.

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That's what some people call me in high school.

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Oh, because of the whole greaser thing.

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Yeah, no, I'm playing a character loosely based on myself in high school, by the way.

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This is me up 10 knots.

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I was in my high school yearbook for looking like a greaser.

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People knew me by my hair.

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Upper classmen and underclassmen also knew me as the guy that wore the leather jacket and the white t-shirts and the black jeans.

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That was my thing.

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So this is just my thing, but a lot worse than it was.

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I can't dog it because he saw me go through my Pinterest the other day and literally half of it was like cryptid shit.

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And I did not realize how deep into the cryptid ghost-huntery vibe that I was.

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Or how long that I was.

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You pick one.

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Cool. You gotta pick one for me to answer then.

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Oh boy.

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Mm-hmm.

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You have 14.

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Um...

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The intro of the setting.

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What is the bravest thing you've ever seen this character do?

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Honestly, probably him walking along the beach on some outing that our parents took us to like a fucking beach day or something.

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And seeing you get in the water was the craziest thing that I've ever seen that you do.

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Because you're so fucking prissy about your hair.

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Yeah. The character who's like definitely afraid of getting his hair wet.

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Like the number one fear is you're getting wet.

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Yeah, wet hair. Like it's on the sheet.

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And it wasn't...it's not a brave thing for anyone else in the world, but it was brave for you.

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Brave for Tony.

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Brave for Tony.

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So, the world that we're playing in.

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Yes. This is all completely...

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I'm a hot mess. This is so scary.

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Anyway, our adventure is going to take place in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

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I got this module from the back of the Deluxe book.

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And then chopped it to little bits and pieces and completely redid it.

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It's your dice back.

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Oh, thank you.

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But either way, I will read a little bit from the book in terms of like what or no.

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Yeah, I'll do this.

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Point Pleasant can...or nope.

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Right on the Jersey Shore.

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A convenient train ride away from New York City is Point Pleasant.

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A vacation hotspot for both city dwellers and inland New Jerseyites.

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Even the occasional Pennsylvanian, although they usually go to Long Beach Island.

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During the summer, Point Pleasant is nearly constantly thrumming.

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And the Ferris wheel is always turning even at night.

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It offers both the beach, which is the main attraction,

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and the bay, where the more rebellious kids hang out.

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But after Labor Day, the off-season begins, and the population drops to less than 30%.

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For the families who work in the tourism industry, the other nine months are slow.

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Sure, the town needs to keep going.

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There's the Small Elementary School or the Combined Middle and High School.

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There's the grocery store and the library,

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but there's not enough work for the folks in town to keep during the off-season.

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For kids who live in the area, there isn't much to do either.

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Younger kids will often invent crazy stories about what they've seen in the ocean,

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what lives in the less developed parts of the island, or why the bay seems to be whispering.

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Teenagers will usually split their time between figuring out how to get out

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once they graduate high school and sneaking into houses to cause trouble.

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Setting touchstones include Gravity Falls, the TV show, X-Files, the TV show,

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Creature from the Black Lagoon, the movie, Welcome to Night Vale, the podcast,

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John Hughes, the director, and the Bailey School Kids book series,

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which I added on my own. I don't know if you've read any of those.

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Nope, sure haven't.

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They were so fun.

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And then this is kind of a, like our little synopsis, which I guess I'll go over.

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I don't...

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Girl, you just gotta hop into the game.

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Okay, okay, I'm gonna do this and then we're going in.

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The highlight of your... Do I read the...

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Don't read it. Just hop into the game.

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Cool.

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Hop into the game.

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All right. We begin on a September morning.

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I don't think it's ever really fully sunny in Point Pleasant outside of the summer.

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I feel like it's always like kind of like...

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There's always like a little bit of clouds, a little bit of fog.

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It always just...

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Despite the fact that it's New Jersey, it somehow feels like Oregon or like somewhere...

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Anywhere in the UK?

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Yeah, like that kind of vibe of just like...

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Garbage the whole time.

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You can smell like it's always about to rain, like that kind of energy.

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And we're gonna be picking up early in the school day.

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I don't know what time the fucking high school starts.

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7.30. Cool.

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And we are at... What time do you think Tony gets up in the morning?

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Oh, Jesus.

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Probably like 6 a.m.

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Jesus. So we're starting at 6 a.m.

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Well, Tony... I feel like Tony has a very long routine.

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I know in high school I spent a very long time in the mornings regardless of how late I woke up for school,

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which was frequently often.

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Fixing my hair, making sure the product was in it, making sure that last night's product was out.

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There were times where... This is as speaking as Tony...

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Where going through a phase trying different products, some of them required don distoped to remove real experience, true to life.

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Yep, listen, if it's safe for ducks, it's safe for Tony.

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So, you know, there's no danger there, but definitely waking up, planning the fit,

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which is almost always the same variation on like just the leather jacket, the same kind of shoes,

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and then just kind of mixing up like the same light-colored shirt and dark-colored pants.

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There's not a whole lot of variation there, which makes it easy.

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But there's definitely a cell at 30 minutes of just like combing more product, combing more product.

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I don't like the way that looks.

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Head under the sink, don distoped, gets the job done quick.

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Hair, more product, comb, comb, comb.

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And then eventually, 5 minutes before we walk out of the door, clothes, we're out.

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Jesus. What...

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No breakfast, nothing to eat, nothing to drink.

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We're going off of pure adrenaline of looking good at school.

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Okay, no, I get what you're saying.

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So, it's like a fade-in on what's your street name?

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Oh, Jesus.

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What's your street name? Do we live in a cul-de-sac?

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Yeah, but I'm not putting that on me.

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Wow.

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We're starting your house, bud.

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You motherfucker.

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Yeah.

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A collaborative role-playing game.

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Street name, street name, Fuqua.

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Fuqua.

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Whereas people around Evans will like to pronounce it, Fuqua.

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So, slow-zoobin on Fuqua.

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I imagine that it's like a nice suburban home, which does not fit the vibe of the very strong, greaser aesthetic.

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And a very clear morning routine, so I feel like that's happening.

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You probably hear your mom downstairs calling you and offering you breakfast.

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No thanks.

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And just full glossing over.

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Do you think that you stop to talk to your parents in the morning, or are you just charging out the door?

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I imagine I go straight for the door.

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Yeah, I don't really like to spend a whole lot of time talking to my parents.

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I mean, who are they really?

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Like, what are they doing for me?

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I mean, like, do they take me to school, and they're like, but this isn't the main event.

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The main event is school.

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I'll talk to mom and dad when I get home, and I have time to talk to these people.

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Right now, I got to get to school.

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Okay, so your dad's already in the driveway.

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The car's already running.

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Hell yeah.

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He's the one in charge of taking you to school today, because they kind of trade shifts, depending on just when they decide to go in and open up the shop.

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Because the shop is definitely not opening at fucking 7.30 in the morning.

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Sure is not.

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As they're, I don't know if I mentioned, owners of a mechanic shop called...

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Grease Sparks.

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Because...

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Put together what that means.

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Yeah.

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Grease Sparks.

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So you all get in the car, and you drive down about like five or six houses, and then outside of another like very modest suburban home out walks another girl.

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I'm immediately slouching down in my seat.

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I'm like making sure that my head is just barely visible on the window.

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Like, I am fully just like down this way.

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I'm looking through all the windows, like around the car to make sure none of the other like neighborhood kids see us pull up even though we're there every day at the same time.

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And Yelzana is like, hey Aster, how are you doing?

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Fucking...

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And she like kind of, Aster's like a...

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Shut up!

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Like a small, mousy girl.

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Like short tomboy haircut.

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It does not look like it's been brushed.

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Blue eyes, big ass, nerdy glasses.

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Probably in some type of like dark greens and dark burgundy colors.

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And she's carrying about three or four books.

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And her pants as well as like the backpack and everything.

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And she's like, hi Mr. Zuko, how are you doing today?

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Tony doesn't bring backpacks to school by the way.

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Tony doesn't bring back.

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He's just going in raw.

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Tony has his jacket, his pants, his shoes, his comb, maybe a small little tent of palmade and that is it.

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Nobody knows how he gets to the day, but he fucking does it.

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Not a pencil?

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No, but if he needs a pencil, he's got one.

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Aster has a backpack, she has a tote bag, and is still carrying shit in her hands.

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She has everything.

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And so she'll come in and she'll get in the backseat as well.

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Are you in the backseat or are you in the front seat?

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I'm in the front seat, so I don't have to sit in the backseat with her.

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Okay, cool. She slides into the backseat.

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It takes like a minute to like put all of her backpack and stuff down and...

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Morning!

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Hey Aster.

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What's with all the stuff, man?

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Books for class.

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Right, yeah, because you do that.

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That's... yep.

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Let's really...

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I don't want to do this down your hair this morning.

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We don't have to...

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Okay.

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And then your dad turns around and is like,

283
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Hey Aster, how are the folks doing?

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You know, we really missed you guys at our last like barbecue that we had.

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I know that you weren't able to make it because you had that house showing out of town.

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She starts like chatting with me and she's like, oh yeah, you know, they're doing pretty good.

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You know that I actually saw somebody really cool with that barbecue.

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They asked for my picture actually.

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We took a few pictures in front of the car.

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You should have been there.

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It was the greatest day of my life.

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Honestly, greatest day of your life too.

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You fixed that car up.

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It's beautiful truly.

295
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And now it's on Instagram.

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And I'm in front of it.

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Your dad, as you start talking about like taking pictures of the car and like fixing it up for pictures,

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he just goes like, right, yeah.

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And like kind of hits the steering wheel in that dad car.

300
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I mean, why else would you like this level of disappointment?

301
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I don't.

302
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Isn't that like the point?

303
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Maybe people need to fucking drive, Tony.

304
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Yeah, but like you got to look cool while you drive.

305
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My name is on the goddamn shop.

306
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You gotta learn.

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You gotta learn.

308
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You don't think I do though.

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You can't change the spare tire.

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You do that.

311
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Aster pops it back.

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She's like, I can show him.

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Aster, that's okay.

314
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See, she gets you.

315
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But you want to adopt her?

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Jesus Christ.

317
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I'm not good enough for you.

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Oh my God.

319
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Oh my God.

320
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Fuck off.

321
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And he's like fully drunk.

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I turned into fully like I was like, I cannot wait.

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Tony just fucking slaps his in the seat.

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He's like whatever.

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He just turns the music on and like turns it up a little bit.

326
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This feels like it's a very familiar like exhausted.

327
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This is a routine.

328
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It's very routine.

329
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This is kind of normal.

330
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Stacy said, I don't need to change the tire.

331
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Well, Stacy has like four fucking people to change the tire for.

332
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Why would you are the people?

333
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No, I'm not.

334
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I'm not the people.

335
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You're the people.

336
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You're the people.

337
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You're gonna be the people.

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You own the shop.

339
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You're gonna be the people.

340
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I did beg this.

341
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Our name is on the shop.

342
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Who the fuck am I gonna get in?

343
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Maybe I'll change my last name then.

344
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No, you're not.

345
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Yeah, I'll change it to something cool like fucking Pitt or Wahlberg or something.

346
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Okay, first of all, you just annoyed.

347
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He's like, listen, if you manage to marry fucking Mark Wahlberg, I will be your number one supporter.

348
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Yeah, you and me both.

349
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Yeah, okay.

350
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You all are like pulling up to the school.

351
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I can bag Mark Wahlberg.

352
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So you all are pulling up to the school.

353
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I can bag Mark Wahlberg, right?

354
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
I don't think that that's like.

355
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But I could though, right?

356
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Like you think I could.

357
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I mean, I guess.

358
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Right.

359
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I really know.

360
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I don't think that you're his type.

361
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I think I'm anybody's type.

362
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Let's be honest.

363
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I think, listen, when the shine hits the hair in the right light and the fucking jacket

364
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is creased in the right way.

365
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You're gonna be fine people.

366
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Isn't that?

367
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That's a fucking excuse.

368
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
See, I don't even know how to beat people with a tire iron.

369
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It's a tire hazard.

370
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Like my dad.

371
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If I can just turn my head forward.

372
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Don't fucking hit people with tire irons.

373
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
I could just like turn my head forward and find people.

374
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I'm talking about Jesus Christ.

375
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You ever get stranded somewhere?

376
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SOS my hair, man.

377
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Okay.

378
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,440
At this point, you're like in the fucking lot of the school and it's, the car's been

379
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idling for like three minutes as you all are having this conversation about whether

380
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or not you as a 16 year old high school boy can bag Mark Wahlberg.

381
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I could do it.

382
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
I don't know what the deal is.

383
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The grown ass man.

384
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,000
And Aster is like, okay, well, I'm going.

385
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
No way.

386
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Wait.

387
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Right.

388
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Like five second head start, please.

389
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Gotcha.

390
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Cool.

391
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
See you later.

392
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah.

393
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
This is great.

394
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
This is wonderful.

395
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Okay.

396
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Okay.

397
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Goodbye.

398
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Throws open the door, slams it hard as shit and then basically sprints so that there's

399
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,320
like a good five to 10 feet between him and the car before like the first person sees

400
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,440
him and he just like immediately hands in pockets, leans forward and just like starts fucking

401
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440
slow walking up to the school.

402
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,000
There's just a little bit of sweat on the back of his neck.

403
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
100%.

404
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Oh, 100%.

405
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
He's like walking and so she's like, yeah.

406
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:36,520
He's like fully just trying to keep it in like, just like really trying to maintain posture.

407
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,480
It's really a energy of like when you have a class that's like up a flight of stairs

408
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,400
and every time you're out of breath by the time you get in and you're just pretending

409
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,000
that you're not desperately out of breath.

410
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Yep.

411
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,840
Aster is like sitting in the car with your dad for like a good like minute and it's just

412
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,240
kind of quiet and she's just like sitting in the back seat because this is the usual

413
00:20:54,240 --> 00:21:00,080
routine which is we have very different vibes.

414
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,840
We don't need to be seen together.

415
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,400
That's clear.

416
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,800
So Tony goes in.

417
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,280
Do you stop by your locker?

418
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
Would you?

419
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280
You don't have anything to put in it.

420
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
Well, you know what?

421
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280
No, I think he does.

422
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280
I think he stops by his locker.

423
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,080
I think he opens it to like the illusion that there's something in there.

424
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,120
He pockets a couple of random objects for the day.

425
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,560
Is there like a mirror in there?

426
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,560
Oh, for sure.

427
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,760
There's like a mirror on the inside of like the door when it swings open.

428
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:32,160
He's immediately like combing, going through, checking palmade, like doing the whole thing.

429
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,440
And he's making a show of it.

430
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:37,000
He's only at the locker so that other people will see him at the locker.

431
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,160
There's like people like giving you a wide berth as they're like walking down the hallway

432
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:45,640
because they're like, this is like, this is a show that happens every morning.

433
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,000
I imagine it like very like, I just imagine this is very gerratic.

434
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:55,920
Like this is from Greece, fully like the fucking flip in the jacket and like, it's like, oh,

435
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,000
we got to give him, he needs his wingspan.

436
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Oh, 100%.

437
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
This shit.

438
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,200
So it's just like, there's a little like pocket in the hallway as people, and this is a small

439
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
high school.

440
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:09,080
I mean, this is probably your class, your junior class is probably what like 40 people.

441
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,560
I had no concept of what a smart school looks like.

442
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,520
I learned that the other night.

443
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,400
So I don't know how many people are actually in your grade.

444
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,480
But like 40 is like a wide berth.

445
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:25,920
And so you do your stuff at the locker and then do you do you show up to home room on

446
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920
time?

447
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,920
Fashionably late.

448
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,920
Fashionably late.

449
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,920
Okay.

450
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,280
I make sure and I'm like outside.

451
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,280
I keep going back and forth.

452
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,280
I mean, I forgot something on my locker.

453
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,520
I got to go get something.

454
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,320
Well, I got to go to like every time I'm making another pass to make sure that everyone's

455
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,760
already sat down by the time I walk in.

456
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:47,280
So I'm the only person that's walking in by the time I come into home room.

457
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,800
Your home room teacher is like standing at the door greeting people and watches you like

458
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,040
Yeah, I'm fully just going back and forth straight up and down the hallway at this.

459
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,680
At one point she hands you her Fitbit and goes get me some steps for the day.

460
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,880
You know, that's you're going to be making that many trips.

461
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Nah, I'm it's it'll be real quick.

462
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,040
Like I'm just the bathroom and back.

463
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Yeah.

464
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,160
No, that's in 30 seconds.

465
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160
Just letting you know.

466
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
Okay.

467
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,160
And then she goes kind of back into the classroom and is like getting ready to shut the door.

468
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,960
And before you presumably come in and have a seat, where in the classroom is Tony sitting?

469
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,960
The very back.

470
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,960
Back of the room.

471
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,960
Very back.

472
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:29,160
So as Tony's going in to go like have his seat, you pass a couple different people who

473
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
are sitting there.

474
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,160
There's a group of four like cool jock guys.

475
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160
Yeah.

476
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,960
And you walk past them and then there's also these girls who are like somehow always in

477
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,440
cheerleading uniforms despite the fact that like you immediately stop at the J's and just

478
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,280
start damning everybody up.

479
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,680
They go, Hey, what's up, man?

480
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,280
Not much looking cool looking cool.

481
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,280
As always.

482
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280
Yeah.

483
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,960
The kind of like jacket man.

484
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,200
The biggest guy there is this guy.

485
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:02,400
Dark hair, darker skin, lighter man jacket, of course, despite the fact this is a combined

486
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,040
middle and high school.

487
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,880
They take so much pride in their football, which is 100% because it's always small town

488
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,880
football pride.

489
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,080
They also definitely let eighth graders on the team.

490
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,880
Like it's if they're big enough.

491
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,880
I mean, here's right.

492
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,640
Yeah, it's that energy.

493
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:22,160
And his name is Jason and he kind of like you watch is like someone else is like walking

494
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,840
in and he like sticks his foot out and like pretend to stretch and is like, oh, and like

495
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,840
fully trips again.

496
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,360
Fucking loser, man.

497
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,360
Nice one.

498
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,360
Jason is great.

499
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,360
Yeah.

500
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,360
He's like, Dab's Bob.

501
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,360
This is good shit.

502
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,720
He's like, what are you doing this weekend?

503
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,920
Oh, you know, just I was thinking I was going to go find like this abandoned house or something

504
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:48,040
and maybe throw glass bottles, smoke a couple of, yeah, you know, I got trying out a new

505
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,840
brand of cigarettes this week, fully pulls out the lighter and the fucking rain and pack

506
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,840
of cigarettes.

507
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,840
Tony definitely like weights.

508
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840
Can I bum one?

509
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,080
He just fucking walks around gas stations looking for spare packs of cigarettes that

510
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,160
people have just like discarded on the ground.

511
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,360
There's nothing in this.

512
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,040
So when he immediately asked for one, he's like, actually, you know, I'm on my last

513
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,480
one maybe next time though.

514
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480
You fucker.

515
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,480
Yeah, that's me.

516
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,720
Why are you always down with your last cigarette?

517
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,680
You know, I'm just I'm a fucking chain smoker.

518
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,520
I can't get enough.

519
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,120
It's just really, it's a really cool activity to be doing.

520
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,120
So I get that man.

521
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:24,400
I'll tell you, nothing goes better together than a football and cigarettes.

522
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400
Yeah.

523
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,400
That great competition.

524
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,960
It makes me run faster, I think, actually.

525
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,960
Okay.

526
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,960
Yeah.

527
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,960
For sure.

528
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,960
Yeah.

529
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960
Yeah.

530
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,960
It's nice talking to you, man.

531
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,960
I'm gonna keep walking.

532
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,960
Yeah.

533
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,960
I just think you passed the jocks.

534
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
What a fucking tool.

535
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,760
And then like in the other like back corner of the classroom, there's like some golf kids

536
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,440
who are hanging out like they always are.

537
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,040
They're just kind of like creeping in the front of the classroom.

538
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,200
There's some like nerdy looking kids.

539
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,760
There's a girl with like a very like very prim pressed everything about her is like

540
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,640
very put together.

541
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:02,080
There's a kid in kind of like the middle of the room who is sitting with like his spine

542
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,080
straight.

543
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,080
Oh, Jesus.

544
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,080
Like so straight.

545
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,080
Oh.

546
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,080
Military haircut.

547
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,080
Fucking guy.

548
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:13,040
And he has like nothing on his desk, but like a religious text.

549
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,440
And it's like thick and engraved with like the leather cover and just sitting in the

550
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,440
middle of his desk.

551
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,600
And he's like got his hands like this and it just folded.

552
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Nah.

553
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600
It's just like waiting.

554
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Nah.

555
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,440
And then there's another kid like in the like the front like caddy corner and he's

556
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,200
sitting on his like fucking school issue Chromebook or whatever.

557
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,120
And his somehow like fully hacked it.

558
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,040
So it like has access to whatever games that he wants it to have access to.

559
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,600
And he's wearing like the creeper hoodie.

560
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,720
Listen, we're going to get this a roll with this.

561
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,720
We're going to get this a roll with this.

562
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,960
Oh my God.

563
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,480
And he's kind of like hunched over and like really in his game.

564
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,560
And then there's like someone next to him who's like kind of going through what looks

565
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,240
like a deck of cards.

566
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,840
What game you have no fucking clue.

567
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,720
I don't think that you would know.

568
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720
Not a chance.

569
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,920
But she's just kind of sorting through her cards.

570
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,000
Not a shot, man.

571
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
And so like the bell rings.

572
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Is she ready?

573
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,480
The girl looking through cards.

574
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,480
Yeah.

575
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,520
It depends on who you ask.

576
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,120
I mean, she's not ugly.

577
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,640
You yelled across the room with her.

578
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,640
100%.

579
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,640
OK, go for it.

580
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,640
I want to.

581
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,640
I know this is going to be brains.

582
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,640
I know it's not going to be charm.

583
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,840
I want to try and bullshit that I know what she's playing and then do some like fun trick

584
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,840
with the card.

585
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,480
Not to play it, but just like to make, I don't know, take like a card and then throw it somewhere

586
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
and catch her or something like that.

587
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,960
That's going to be a you're trying to do like a card trick.

588
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,960
Yeah.

589
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Yeah.

590
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,680
I do think Tony knows how to do card tricks.

591
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,680
I think there's a chance Tony knows how to do card tricks only for moments like this.

592
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,640
I think he's one of those people where he's got like, you know, I was like, oh, there's

593
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640
a party trick.

594
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,040
He's got like 50 of them because he wants to be so well prepared that when any random

595
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,240
object is brought out at a party, he can insert him.

596
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,080
So like, he knows how to play like fucking Wonderwall on the guitar.

597
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,080
And that's it.

598
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,920
Only thing he knows how to play.

599
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,440
That's going to be a I'm going to say.

600
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,040
What'd you say her name was?

601
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,040
I did it.

602
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,040
Oh, shit.

603
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,040
Damn.

604
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,040
I don't even know her name.

605
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040
That's okay.

606
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040
That's okay.

607
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,040
Names can come later.

608
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,040
All right.

609
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,040
That's going to be like a DC 13 check.

610
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Hell yeah.

611
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,040
Hell yeah.

612
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,040
I'm going to fuck this up so bad.

613
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,040
Yeah, that's an eight.

614
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,040
And eight.

615
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:28,400
So this is a part where I get to flip over to a final chart called guidelines for failure

616
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400
or success.

617
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,400
So that was 13.

618
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400
This is an eight.

619
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
So I made diversity ticket.

620
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,400
Oh, yeah.

621
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,840
So I'm also going to show this other fun little mechanic.

622
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:43,240
So before we get into how this fucking flops.

623
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,720
And again, there's these things called adversity tokens, which you can every time you fail

624
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:50,640
a role in this world, they are adversity tickets, which will make more sense later.

625
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,040
So you're going to get one of those.

626
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,840
And what is how much did you fail by if the goal was 13?

627
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,120
So nine, 10 plus.

628
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120
So two plus three.

629
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,120
Five.

630
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120
Yeah.

631
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,640
So it's the nine to five.

632
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Okay.

633
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,640
Bad but not a disaster.

634
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,640
So according to this fun little chart.

635
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,160
Yeah, the fun chart.

636
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,240
Negative nine to negative five.

637
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,640
The failure is bad but not a disaster.

638
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,720
So there will be some short term consequences for this, according to this.

639
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,120
So you're yelling across the room or are you at her desk?

640
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,360
I imagine I just stop at her desk.

641
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,120
Like as I'm walking, just like at this point, I'm not even going to the back of the room.

642
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,920
I'm doing like a full fucking zigzag hitting all of the major groups of people, very clearly

643
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,440
taking my time.

644
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,440
Everyone else is seated.

645
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,940
The teacher is definitely waiting to start the homeroom and I am just fucking ping-ponging

646
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,640
my way through everybody.

647
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,880
She, what do you say to her?

648
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,680
Oh my God.

649
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,960
You opened with this.

650
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,960
Fucking eight.

651
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,960
I know.

652
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,840
I'm just like, how do I fuck this up?

653
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,960
Oh my God.

654
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,240
I don't even say anything.

655
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,280
I just scoop down and grab the cards and I'm like showing them off to everybody to like

656
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,960
make a show of it and it's like you want to see a magic trick and then immediately I go

657
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,360
to start shuffling something.

658
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,360
No!

659
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,840
Fucking falls all over the desk.

660
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,720
Just immediately hits and oh my God hits and shatters.

661
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,320
She really goes, God damn it, I spent all morning stacking that to-

662
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320
Oh.

663
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,640
Yeah, that's, I meant to do that actually.

664
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,120
That was, yeah.

665
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:30,120
Yeah, yeah, no, like I know what all the cards are and the ones that like aren't flipped

666
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120
out, yeah.

667
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120
Like Yu-Gi-Oh?

668
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,120
Yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh, yeah.

669
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,120
I play that.

670
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:44,720
Yeah, other people in the room here, you say that confidently and you can see the Jays,

671
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:54,120
which for reference, the other people in that group are named John, Joey and Jack, the Jays.

672
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,160
They hear you say that.

673
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,640
You said that confidently.

674
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,480
With this whole chest.

675
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,800
You can see Jays and kind of go like fucking, fucking loser.

676
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:09,600
Hey, like only like sometimes though, man, like just to, you know, it's like a, aster

677
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,320
place or whatever, you know, and like-

678
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320
As you say that-

679
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,840
Family, friends and fuck.

680
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,000
As you say that, she like is like running to the room.

681
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,800
The door is like fully closing.

682
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800
She's late.

683
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,040
She's always running like a couple minutes late because she's like waiting in the car

684
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,800
trying to give you enough time to not be seen with her.

685
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,520
And she doesn't even say anything to you.

686
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:34,320
She just, well, no, she walks in and she sees you standing there and the fucking card scattered

687
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:40,200
at your feet as the girl, Lisa, is now picking them up and just kind of makes eye contact

688
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:48,040
with you and then just, and just like doesn't even speak, just kind of mouths the word okay

689
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,480
and goes to take her seat, which is kind of in like the middle back of the room.

690
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,360
At this point, you two are the only ones not sitting in your seats.

691
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,200
So the seats are, the desks are next to each other.

692
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,840
I'm just gonna go take a seat.

693
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:00,840
Oh, that seems like a-

694
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,960
Yeah, I'm just, I'm gonna go take a seat.

695
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960
Yeah.

696
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,960
So at this point, your homeroom teacher kind of starts glass and she's kind of droning

697
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,960
on.

698
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960
It's very boring.

699
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:18,360
You can see as Aster, like she dropped something in front of her, like off of her desk.

700
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,800
And you could see there's a really pretty girl sitting in front of her who once again

701
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,880
is in like prep squad, like outfit or something.

702
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,400
And she turns around and picks it up and she goes, oh my gosh, is this yours?

703
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400
Did you drop it?

704
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:35,840
And Aster's like, yeah, sorry, my bad, I'll just, I'll take that.

705
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,920
And she goes, oh no, that's okay.

706
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,880
And she fully takes whatever it was and it's probably like a book or something.

707
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,360
Can I jump in?

708
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,160
And be like, no, it's mine.

709
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,680
Yeah, go for it.

710
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,760
Yeah, no, actually Aster's just, she's been a long day, a long morning for her.

711
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,760
Actually, she was up all night doing nerd shit.

712
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,760
That's actually my book.

713
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,760
If you wouldn't mind handing that back, Stacy, you know, we can talk about it later.

714
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760
You know, I'm an Ava Reader.

715
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,760
This is your book?

716
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760
Yes, my book.

717
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,760
It's on loan.

718
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Conspiracies of the Unknown?

719
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760
Yeah, conspiracy of the Unknown.

720
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760
My mom's a huge reader.

721
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,760
Okay.

722
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760
She's winning me a book.

723
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:12,760
Can you give me a, this feels like something very in your real house.

724
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,480
Can I ask all of them?

725
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:20,360
This is going to be a DC 10 charm check?

726
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,360
I'm a half it unless you want to call it a split decision.

727
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,280
No, I don't think this is an episode.

728
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,720
I mean, at this point, this is half baby.

729
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,880
Half baby and like pretty good at half this shit.

730
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:35,120
She goes, oh, I didn't know you like read like that.

731
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,760
Yeah, all the time.

732
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,760
Like super smart.

733
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760
Okay.

734
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
Yeah.

735
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760
I mean, like my dad works on cars or whatever.

736
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:46,480
So I got to like know how to do things like, yeah, yeah, I can like change tires and check

737
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480
your oil and.

738
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,240
Aster's laughs to herself fully.

739
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,880
I mean, she's like very appreciative that you jumped in to kind of like help her out

740
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,880
this one.

741
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,880
He's lost.

742
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,880
He's lost the goal, which was to get the book.

743
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,000
It is now fully just taking a moment to flirt with.

744
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yeah.

745
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Stacey Stacey.

746
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Yeah.

747
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,800
For it was Stacy's opportunity, golden opportunity from.

748
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Yeah.

749
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,680
In the middle of flirting, I want to just kind of reach over and grab the book and then not

750
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,320
breaking eye contact with Stacy for this conversation and hand it to Aster.

751
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,080
One of the other things you could do in this game is also give an adversity token for a

752
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,080
fun thing.

753
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,400
And then your friend is very nice.

754
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,400
So thank you.

755
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,200
He's an asshole, but he's not that big.

756
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,480
You could see by the time you like sit back down at your seat, which you've, uh, Stacy's

757
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,680
like definitely flirting back with you, but then you could also give me a DC.

758
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,080
It's never easy.

759
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,200
DC five brain check.

760
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,760
She doesn't make it easy.

761
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,760
She doesn't make it easy.

762
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,840
Makes me feel so fucking stupid.

763
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Brains.

764
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,840
Eight.

765
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,840
I know.

766
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,840
What was it?

767
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,840
Okay.

768
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,840
Fucking.

769
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:55,240
I mean, I could burn to, to get it, but I don't really feel like doing that right now.

770
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:59,240
So you can't remember if she's single or not.

771
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,240
Fuck me.

772
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,240
Okay.

773
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:05,280
I'm going to like try and play this the most low key accident of flirting.

774
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,200
No, no, no, no, no, let me, I'll give you a little bit more on a three.

775
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,560
You can't remember if she's single or not because she's always fucking off and on again.

776
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,560
Right.

777
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,560
With Jason.

778
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560
One of the.

779
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,560
Yeah.

780
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,560
I don't know.

781
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,800
I'm a very like captain of the cheer squad quarterback.

782
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,200
Like it's always like toxic blow up breakups and stuff.

783
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200
So it's not like.

784
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,480
I want to try and keep the.

785
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,680
I can't remember.

786
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,400
I want to keep like the funny comments and jokes to a minimum so that way she doesn't

787
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,000
fucking laugh and draw attention to the conversation.

788
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,040
I'm fine with flirting.

789
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,880
I don't fight people like that.

790
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,680
And I know Jason does because he's got a fucking walnut for a brain.

791
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,840
So I'm cool toe on the line.

792
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,280
I'm not ready to get my shit rocked not this early in the day.

793
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,160
Fuck it is 730 in the morning.

794
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,160
Correct.

795
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,320
At this point, your teacher is like cleared her throat like five or six times.

796
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,120
It has moved from clearing her throat to being like, okay.

797
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,640
Class is starting.

798
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Yes, it has.

799
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,640
My bad.

800
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,960
I'll shut up.

801
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,560
It's that exact interaction.

802
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,120
She starts talking about something.

803
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,800
And as you sit down at your desk, there's a little note.

804
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,600
It's sitting in the middle that's been folded up.

805
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Oh, great.

806
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
I'm cool.

807
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,600
I open the note then.

808
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,360
It's a it says thanks for the save.

809
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,360
Appreciate it.

810
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,360
Aster.

811
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,880
I'm a crumple that shit up and trying to shoot it towards the trash can.

812
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,880
Okay.

813
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,760
I'm trying to figure out what making it into trash can is because this is a flight, right?

814
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,760
Yeah, let's do flight.

815
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,760
All right.

816
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,760
That's going to be that's reasonable.

817
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,240
It's my second highest app.

818
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:47,240
That would be like an eight.

819
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,960
Okay.

820
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,240
This is where I'm going to burn to immediately and use my lucky strength to reroll this shit

821
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:58,560
because this is like the third fucking failure of the day.

822
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,520
Oh my God.

823
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,800
Can I get one for fucking up with Stacy, please?

824
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,800
Yeah.

825
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Thank you.

826
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800
It wasn't even fucking up that bad.

827
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,800
It is.

828
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,800
There's no reason.

829
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,800
I can just burn the three to add.

830
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,800
Yeah.

831
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,800
There's no reason.

832
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,400
I'm going to get you.

833
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,640
God bless.

834
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640
You know what?

835
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,760
I'll just.

836
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,120
The definition of when you do stats in this game as opposed to the other and this is also

837
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,720
me kind of explaining because this is like.

838
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,720
I'm going to five.

839
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,840
So I only failed by three.

840
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,840
It's not bad.

841
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,000
I'll just I'll take the fact that I know it's not going to make it and just already stand

842
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,440
up just so that I can walk over there and pick it up.

843
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
Okay.

844
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,800
You're able to you're able to save face with that.

845
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,680
But one of the things in this game that's a little bit different than like 5e is.

846
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,680
Four.

847
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,280
You do stat rolls.

848
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280
Damn.

849
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,160
Specifically when there is a chance of failure.

850
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,080
So a lot of things you'll be able to do fine.

851
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,600
But when it's shooting a piece of paper into trash can we've all been there.

852
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
We've all missed.

853
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,600
Oh Tony.

854
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,400
Jason definitely notices and just looks at you.

855
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240
I fucking hate this guy.

856
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,400
I want him to eat shit so bad.

857
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,400
God fuck.

858
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,120
These are the cool people.

859
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,120
Yeah.

860
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,440
They're cool people and they take the spotlight away from me because they're big dumb and

861
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:17,240
stupid and have muscles or whatever and all I got is my hair and I'm funny and I'm fast

862
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,640
or whatever but like fucking football players.

863
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:26,320
So he just he doesn't say anything but he definitely like eyes on you the whole time

864
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,200
you're walking up to throw that away.

865
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:34,640
Maybe I should invest in learning how to hit people with a tire and with that we cut to

866
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,920
science class later in the day.

867
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920
You go in.

868
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,520
I assume you're also kind of sitting in the same spot.

869
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,520
Yeah.

870
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,520
The classroom.

871
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,520
Astor's with.

872
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Yeah we're moving from class to class.

873
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,480
I would like to go out of my way to sit next to Astor in science class.

874
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
OK.

875
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,360
You can do that.

876
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,880
She's significantly smarter and just better at this class than I am.

877
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,880
Yeah.

878
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,960
I think also just to like my presence is hopefully going to ward off some of the other people

879
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,480
that are a little bit ruder to Astor just because it's Tony.

880
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480
Yeah.

881
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,760
Tony is going to go with everybody.

882
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,320
So just to be like no like that's not like we're not focused on me because like I'm pretty

883
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,160
and whatever and then we leave.

884
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,600
Taking the attention away from the fucking loser.

885
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,640
So it's it's it's a fine line.

886
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,200
I also I want to pass this class with minimal effort but I also don't want to ask her to

887
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,280
get bullied again.

888
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280
So yeah.

889
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:32,800
Y'all are sitting next to each other and she she goes you fucking Stacy this one.

890
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
Yeah.

891
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,440
You know it man.

892
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,600
That's like who I am.

893
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,720
I'm going to do to keep this fair.

894
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:46,440
I'm going to do a check to see if she remembers if Jason and Stacy are on again or off again.

895
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,400
Nobody knows which her brains check by the way is it funny.

896
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,800
I could definitely have this but I'm not rolling it.

897
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800
I feel like rolling.

898
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800
Hey.

899
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,800
It's a 10.

900
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Yeah.

901
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,360
She has a timeline of their relationship in her head.

902
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,840
Of course she does man.

903
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,080
Used to have a crush on Jason.

904
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,240
So she's like always kind of like.

905
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,240
Damn that.

906
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,240
Wow.

907
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,240
That hurts.

908
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,240
I'm used to.

909
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:17,360
But my friend damn it can't like fucking Jason.

910
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,360
Fuck off.

911
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:23,600
No they're they're I don't think no they shouldn't be together right now because they got into

912
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:28,840
a fight because she was texting Tyler from like two times over.

913
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,840
Why do you know that.

914
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840
Why.

915
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,560
Why do you care.

916
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,920
Well because I was the one flirting with Stacy this morning that's why I care.

917
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,400
Why do you why do you know that.

918
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,640
Well because I sit behind her in fucking the homeroom and I listen.

919
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,200
You fuck you stalking her.

920
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,120
You like you like listening to her writing things down your little cryptid notebook.

921
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,520
Stacy texted Tyler on this day two days ago.

922
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,960
No I overheard Jason complaining about it.

923
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
So.

924
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,960
Wow.

925
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,960
We're still on about.

926
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,960
We're not on about Jason.

927
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,480
Jason doesn't know you exist man.

928
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,960
Jason barely knows I exist.

929
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,760
And you know you know why he knows I exist because I fake offer him a cigarette every

930
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,520
fucking morning I walk in the home room.

931
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,160
You're gonna get called on that man.

932
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,160
It's not gonna happen.

933
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,840
People don't people don't call me on things.

934
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,320
You don't look like a smoker.

935
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,960
Listen the amount of fucking teeth.

936
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,320
It's all about the fake confidence.

937
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,120
If you tell them you have a gun and you play like you have a gun and you slick your hair

938
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,360
back like you have a gun no one's gonna call you on it.

939
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,840
As you're talking and you're saying the word gun over and over again.

940
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,440
I'm definitely getting louder with the spiel too to the point where people can start to

941
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,000
hear that I'm saying gun gun gun gun.

942
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,600
People give me a charm roll.

943
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,760
Tony.

944
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
An 18.

945
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,760
Yeah you're fucking fine.

946
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,200
People definitely are like turning to be like who the fuck is talking about a gun.

947
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,720
And then that's me.

948
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,720
That's me.

949
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,720
No one says that.

950
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,160
If anybody turns around so and look I'm like what's up.

951
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,120
Oh they're like oh it's just fucking Tony.

952
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,120
Yeah.

953
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,040
And they just kind of let you do whatever you want.

954
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,040
Hell yeah they do.

955
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:02,360
And as you all are talking this old ass weird ass woman walks into the room.

956
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,360
She's a witch.

957
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,360
She's got like.

958
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,360
That's my prediction.

959
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,440
I don't actually know what she is.

960
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,280
She's a person.

961
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,280
Definitely is not a person.

962
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,280
Fully a person.

963
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,600
She's built like a creptid.

964
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
She is.

965
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
She's creepy looking.

966
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,840
She has her hair is definitely like.

967
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840
What's her name.

968
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,000
We got way past that.

969
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,720
Dr. Michelle Cartwright.

970
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,720
She has like.

971
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,520
I'm a card fart.

972
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,520
Okay.

973
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,600
Not to her face just like.

974
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,480
She's weird ass woman.

975
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,760
Old and she comes in and she doesn't even like speaker acknowledge the class and she

976
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,760
like wheels out.

977
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
What is the doctor doing.

978
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
She's at a high school.

979
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,760
I heard she got fired.

980
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
Really.

981
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Yeah.

982
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,120
Who would hire her in the first place.

983
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,360
Like she's like from the fucking Stone Age.

984
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,160
No like up top she pulls out a book.

985
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,160
Oh.

986
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,720
And like fully flips and she's like no no no no.

987
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720
It's in this.

988
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,320
Okay so there was this science journal that came out about like it was cryptozoology and

989
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,520
blah blah blah blah.

990
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,160
And she flips to an article and she's wake the fuck up.

991
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:04,320
It's got like a picture of her when she was a little bit younger and they're a little

992
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,320
bit brighter.

993
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,480
A different colored eyes.

994
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,680
Her eyes in this picture are like brown and then in real life they're like a bright green.

995
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:18,160
And she's like no like she was like big in a lot of like cryptozoological like studies

996
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160
and stuff like that.

997
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,160
And she was also involved with like you know when they were like like cloning things and

998
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,960
like figuring out if you can clone stuff.

999
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,000
That's like making like a copy of something right.

1000
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,240
You know what the word clone means.

1001
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,840
I'm so confident you do.

1002
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,440
Yeah but like I don't know.

1003
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,840
That's like science bullshit.

1004
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,040
This is.

1005
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,040
What answer.

1006
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Science answer.

1007
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,240
Take a guess why I sit next to you in science class.

1008
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,240
Take a guess.

1009
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,920
To read off my notes.

1010
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,600
Because you're incredibly great at the whole science thing and I have other things to worry

1011
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
about.

1012
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,600
I'm painfully.

1013
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,600
Right.

1014
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,600
Like.

1015
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600
Okay.

1016
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,000
You would have come down to my level instead of badgering me about coming up to yours.

1017
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,600
That's when you make a copy of something else.

1018
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,600
Thank you.

1019
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,600
It's all I needed to know.

1020
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,520
I don't know how similar that could have been.

1021
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Okay.

1022
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,520
Sorry.

1023
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,520
So she's cloning people.

1024
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,600
Not people sheep and like animals and stuff like that.

1025
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,600
Okay.

1026
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,600
Dogs.

1027
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,320
And now she's working at high school.

1028
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,320
Yeah.

1029
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,320
I don't know why she's here.

1030
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,320
Right.

1031
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320
I mean like I heard she got fired.

1032
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,120
She got me with the name of the high schools.

1033
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,520
This is a fucking I don't think I said it.

1034
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,520
Yeah.

1035
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,520
I don't think I said it at all.

1036
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,520
So you can write it down.

1037
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,520
Hidden Harbor.

1038
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,520
Hidden Harbor.

1039
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,320
This is a fun game where I wrote an entire like mini source book and then I don't like

1040
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,320
read off the things.

1041
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,320
Hidden Harbor.

1042
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,120
But there's kind of a room.

1043
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,120
You said witch.

1044
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,840
There's kind of a rumor that like she seems to like feed or just the vibe she feeds off

1045
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,480
like the misery of students.

1046
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,840
Like she's a very hard ass teacher.

1047
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,480
You can see she's wheeling at one of those old projectors.

1048
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,040
And I know that like anyone over the age of like 30 is going to like be mad at me for

1049
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,840
saying old.

1050
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,120
But the ones where you like put the like the picture on and like you're gonna put like

1051
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,920
the little film on top of a little piece of plastic and it's got a little mini projector

1052
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,920
with the light.

1053
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,920
Yep.

1054
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Yeah.

1055
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,880
So she like wheels that up into place and people are still kind of like talking but

1056
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,720
like people are like uneasy around her.

1057
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,360
She's like a crazy woman.

1058
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,760
Like she's nuts.

1059
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,760
She's a Rattak.

1060
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:23,360
She's definitely like thrown an eraser at like students not like a pencil eraser like

1061
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,600
a chalkboard eraser.

1062
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,600
Damn.

1063
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,600
Like students before it.

1064
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,880
It's just kind of thing of like this is a town very stuck at the 80s.

1065
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,960
You know no one's getting fired for that.

1066
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,160
Damn.

1067
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,160
Just an odd vibe.

1068
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,000
But she goes and she turns the lights off and she's kind of talking to everyone and

1069
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,880
she's like OK.

1070
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:46,080
I'm sure you all are aware about the field trip tomorrow and you can hear like like Jason

1071
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,280
is fully in the bag and he's like yeah.

1072
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,280
And like or like a whoop.

1073
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,440
I kind of like fist pumps.

1074
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,440
Oh yeah.

1075
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,440
I don't know why I don't know men.

1076
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,280
Fuck the final.

1077
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,880
And you can kind of like also as she mentions the field trip there's kind of also like

1078
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,920
people immediately tune out whatever she's talking about and start like whispering to

1079
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,520
their friends about what their plans are.

1080
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:17,080
And you this field trip I guess I'm telling you and then also telling the world in the

1081
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,080
class and everything is like this.

1082
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,440
It's a field trip like everyone looks forward to their junior year.

1083
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,600
It's like for anyone near the area.

1084
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,680
I think you also had a holiday world field trip.

1085
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,680
Yeah.

1086
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,680
Yeah.

1087
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,320
It's like fucking eighth grade or some shit or like early high school or middle school

1088
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,160
or something and it's like a fun like it's an overnight thing and that's like crazy because

1089
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:44,360
it's high school and you get to spend overnight with your friends but you all go up to the

1090
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,200
pleasant woods and you stay overnight and like some old like cabins from some summer

1091
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,480
camp that doesn't use them during the year because it's the off season.

1092
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,760
It's like a five to 10 minute walk from like the boardwalk which is like the really touristy

1093
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,360
place during the on season.

1094
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,480
And it's kind of a very open secret that the adult chaperones don't give a fuck what you

1095
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,480
do.

1096
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:07,800
And it's just kind of like the teenagers get to go hang out in the woods overnight unsupervised

1097
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,800
with their friends.

1098
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Yeah.

1099
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,400
Which is super exciting and everyone's always like really like about it.

1100
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:18,240
So she starts talking and she's like clicking through and it's like pictures of the woods

1101
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,560
and like you will.

1102
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,400
I assume Tony's kind of tuned out for what you all have been talking about in science

1103
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,400
class.

1104
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400
For sure.

1105
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Yeah.

1106
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,400
Yeah.

1107
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,400
Astor like is taking very diligent notes as she always does.

1108
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,880
Tony's just got his phone fully out the whole time just like under the desk doesn't

1109
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,640
give a shit very much just like.

1110
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:39,360
Just where it's like we all know that you're texting because if you're not it's so much

1111
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,600
lights go off you can fully see like the light on his face.

1112
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,640
Your hair is shining so bright in the fucking fucking beacon.

1113
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,640
Yeah.

1114
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,880
And she clicks there and she's like OK well you know not to put a dampener on anything

1115
00:47:52,880 --> 00:48:01,080
but there will be a new assignment instituted this year during the trip and you can hear

1116
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:07,280
everyone kind of drone and be like what the fuck.

1117
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,080
I can't catch one fucking day without this shit like people just generally complaining

1118
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,320
about it and she goes to the next slide and she's contemplating starting a riot.

1119
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,000
She's like I could do it in the classroom.

1120
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,240
I could start that and it's going over like what the assignment is and it's basically

1121
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:30,480
you need to document over the course of your trip a creature native to this area and she

1122
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,560
pulls out one of those like I think they're called like bank boxes that you put like files

1123
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,560
in and shit.

1124
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,560
Yeah like the cardboard boxes and it's full of disposable cameras and she starts passing

1125
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,560
out disposable cameras.

1126
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,000
No cameras my phone so much better.

1127
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,800
Do I think you're going to be recording your process on this.

1128
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,280
I don't know what my hair is going to look like.

1129
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:54,160
And you'll be turning in your film afterwards in which I will develop it.

1130
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,920
Now just a reminder because most of you don't know what this is.

1131
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,640
It is a disposable camera.

1132
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,080
If you get this wet the film will be ruined.

1133
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,480
I'm telling you this we can take pictures with it though right.

1134
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:14,160
It's a camera right but like we can take pictures of like ourselves with it like that's the

1135
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,720
thing you can do like there's like a self timer on it or something or you can like wave your

1136
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,440
hand and then like take it.

1137
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,480
So like how do you take pictures of yourself with it.

1138
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,600
You just have to like you are documenting a creature native to this area.

1139
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,600
I'm a creature.

1140
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,200
I mean have you seen a non human creature to this area.

1141
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,600
Do you define yourself as a creature Mr. Zuko.

1142
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,600
I know.

1143
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,800
She hands you one and her nails are like like it's like old lady nails still like saggy

1144
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,760
skin but they're like weirdly sharp and you're like I don't know if that's like real or if

1145
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,480
that's just this woman is so not wild.

1146
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,480
She's your fucking nail.

1147
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480
Okay.

1148
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,880
You can't fucking say that.

1149
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,280
No one ever hears me.

1150
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,760
I mean one of these days someone is going to and you're going to get your ass beat.

1151
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,920
Unlike people like me too much to do that.

1152
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,920
Yeah.

1153
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,120
What if they don't.

1154
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,040
I don't think that day is going to come.

1155
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,760
She rolls her eyes and is just like fully like mumbling under her breath and is just

1156
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:26,560
kind of like show over it as she's like trying to like actually like write down the requirements

1157
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,120
of this assignment and like no one is real.

1158
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,640
Everyone's just like pissed off about this.

1159
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:36,160
It is like her creature and camera and that's kind of the vibe of everyone else in the room.

1160
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,280
Creature camera.

1161
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,960
She explains she's like these cameras have 27 exposures on them.

1162
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,920
You only have that many takes.

1163
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,520
There are no more.

1164
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,160
This is where I had a little item card but I don't have it.

1165
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,080
Tony thinks better of asking out loud what an exposure is.

1166
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,040
He kind of puts it together that it's probably a picture.

1167
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,040
Yeah.

1168
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,560
She looks at you as she says.

1169
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,520
Now that Aster has like been on me about how stupid I can be sometimes he's really

1170
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,640
he's trying really hard to like not let Aster down and sound dumber than he is.

1171
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,840
So he's just like every time he has a question he just keeps it in.

1172
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,840
I'm going to do.

1173
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:14,840
He's not this stupid.

1174
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,440
He's got an eight in brains but like when you consider that he's got an eight in brains

1175
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:23,600
a 10 in flight or a 10 in flight a 12 in flight and a 20 in charm it's not that great.

1176
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,960
Now I'm going to do a roll for Aster really quick.

1177
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,960
Seven.

1178
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,960
Yeah.

1179
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,040
She leans back and goes an exposure is like when you click it like you can take multiple

1180
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,920
selfies on your phone and it's like.

1181
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,920
Right.

1182
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,920
Yeah.

1183
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,920
Yeah.

1184
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,920
Nice.

1185
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,920
So you only have like 27 tries.

1186
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,920
Awesome.

1187
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Yeah.

1188
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,440
One of those can be like a selfie though for sure.

1189
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,040
I think that she would love that actually.

1190
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,040
I think she would.

1191
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,040
Yeah.

1192
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,400
And she like leans back forward.

1193
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,760
It is fully like the like this is fun for her.

1194
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:02,240
This is like she is always on the fucking bottom of the food chain like fighting for

1195
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,600
her life in here.

1196
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,320
She's the goddamn boss.

1197
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,800
Nobody knows more than Aster.

1198
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,560
No one does.

1199
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,560
And she clicks to the next slide or I say click she switches to the next slide.

1200
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,880
And she explains that it's going to be a partner assignment and you can feel the room's energy

1201
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:24,000
just like peek up again in that same way of like when it's assigned and you get like a

1202
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,600
partner assignment in school and you're like yes.

1203
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,640
I'm already making a plan ahead of beeline my way to Stacy.

1204
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,280
I'm mostly past the J's.

1205
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,000
I'm moving her friends out of the way.

1206
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,080
I'm going straight to Stacy.

1207
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,280
Everyone is like it's that furious like 10 seconds after a partner assignment is announced

1208
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,120
and everyone's just like trying to make eye contact with someone.

1209
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,120
I'm not looking anywhere in the room.

1210
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,200
I am dead eyeing Stacy.

1211
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,240
I want to make this so abundantly clear to everybody else in this room that this is

1212
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:53,720
my time to shine and you all fuckweeds are not going to get in the way.

1213
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,520
You can see Stacy still like on her phone and like fully hasn't looked up.

1214
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,600
So I mean technically she's available at this time.

1215
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,760
Tony's fully trying to like smolder so that if she looks up she sees the face but he

1216
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,520
knows she's not going to because she never fucking does.

1217
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:12,680
So it's just Aster is like trying to she's definitely like looking over at you but is

1218
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,400
also like trying to make it very clear that she's not looking at you.

1219
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,760
And she's just also like and you're like not like magazine like kind of like panics that

1220
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,040
is like doing that thing where it's like it feels like you're in like fight or flight

1221
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:28,680
mode in like the classroom was picking me for that.

1222
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,440
And you can feel like the murmur in the room kind of gets like ladder and ladder and then

1223
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,400
she like takes the slide off.

1224
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:39,800
It's the new slide in and puts the little cover over and it's a list of partners.

1225
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:48,320
And she goes oh and as you groan and like everyone groans give me a DC six brains check.

1226
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,720
What's your brains again.

1227
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,720
Hey dog.

1228
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:55,280
Oh you keep asking me to get like the upper half of the dice here.

1229
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,160
I don't think Tony's capable of doing that.

1230
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,760
OK OK let me switch that let me switch that.

1231
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,760
I got a what was it.

1232
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,760
It was a six.

1233
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:04,400
I don't want you to have to spend adversity tickets on this.

1234
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,400
That's OK.

1235
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,400
It was six.

1236
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,400
Yeah.

1237
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,400
I'll burn one.

1238
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,400
I'll burn five.

1239
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Cool.

1240
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:17,040
You can see as everyone is groaning that Dr. Cartwright just grins a little bit wider

1241
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:25,440
like a little bit wider than like under her mother.

1242
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,440
She's just like to herself.

1243
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,200
She's like he leans fully over to Astros like she's fucking evil.

1244
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,200
Man.

1245
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,200
Do you see that just under her breath.

1246
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:35,080
She's like look at the points on her teeth man.

1247
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,480
She like files those.

1248
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,800
As soon as Astrid turns to look she looks completely normal.

1249
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,000
And she's being gaslit.

1250
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
I'm being gaslit.

1251
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
It's like my Cartwright.

1252
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Cool.

1253
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,480
Are you OK today Tony.

1254
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Yeah I'm fine.

1255
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,480
Man.

1256
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,480
Yeah we're good.

1257
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,240
I'm being I listen she's setting me up.

1258
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,560
She's making me look crazy.

1259
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,320
She's gaslighting me in front of everybody.

1260
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,600
She's out to eat me or something.

1261
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,600
She's got.

1262
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,600
I don't appreciate this.

1263
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Don't ask.

1264
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,600
You've got to believe me please.

1265
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:08,320
I don't make a lot of observations about the world especially other people.

1266
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,480
I'm telling you there's something wrong with her.

1267
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,480
Please.

1268
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:17,360
Astor fully Tony constantly looks to ask her for like a little bit of affirmation and

1269
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,480
confirmation about his observations in the world because he does not let other people

1270
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,320
know that he thinks about anything and I'm Astros like bullshit.

1271
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,320
Come on.

1272
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,720
You're like the one person is supposed to be on my side.

1273
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,680
She's just like OK this is.

1274
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,680
You with me.

1275
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,680
I'm not going to tell you.

1276
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,680
Yeah she's evil.

1277
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,880
I bet I bet if we took a picture of her on the field she'd fucking accept it.

1278
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:41,200
OK well let's not do that I don't want to jeopardize my grades but I was just gonna

1279
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,520
I wasn't like ripping you about your like observations I was gonna say she's so fucking

1280
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,680
evil we read the partners.

1281
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:56,280
Yeah well this is real evil thanks.

1282
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:00,560
And everyone's everyone's partnered up.

1283
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,720
You see Astor and Tony are partnered up together.

1284
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:08,840
Stephanie or not Stephanie Stacey and Jason are partnered up together and you can see

1285
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:13,360
because you've been like staring at 70 you can start not why the fuck am I saying 70

1286
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:19,200
you can see Stacy kind of like rolls her eyes and is like Jesus Christ again.

1287
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:25,200
God and you could see Jason just kind of like yes like under his breath is very like

1288
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,320
let's go in our gene.

1289
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:34,000
And like everyone else in the room it's mostly like despite everything most of the pairs

1290
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,560
still happen to be kind of within their own clicks like a lot of the J's are partnered

1291
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,040
up with each other.

1292
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:43,120
A lot of the the like the cool girls are kind of like partnered with each other the golf

1293
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,320
kids kind of stick together.

1294
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:50,040
I really really want to try and do charm and get the teacher to let me switch parts.

1295
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,640
I don't think I could.

1296
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,600
I feel like it'd have to be like it like a 20.

1297
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,600
I'll say that would be a 20 if you want to try.

1298
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,880
Well my idea isn't to try and get like Astor or not Astor my idea isn't trying to get me

1299
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:07,800
and Jason to switch my idea is to try and let Astor and Jason switch because I know

1300
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,160
the chances of Cartwright letting me pair up with the person that she pretty much already

1301
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,800
knows or at least everybody in the school is going to know that I'm trying to like become

1302
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800
a thing with.

1303
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,800
Yeah.

1304
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:23,680
I got an easier time trying to switch Jason and Astor than myself and Jason.

1305
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,680
Yeah.

1306
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,400
I would like to hang out with like my bro.

1307
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,400
Yeah.

1308
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,400
Okay.

1309
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,400
Oh.

1310
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,880
Cartwright's a hard ass.

1311
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,880
Yeah.

1312
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,880
I know.

1313
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,880
What do I have to give up this?

1314
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,880
What do you want?

1315
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,040
What do I have to sacrifice?

1316
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,040
Jesus.

1317
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,280
What does she want?

1318
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,080
Calm down.

1319
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,840
This is actually it falls pretty good here.

1320
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:50,480
So one of the examples it gives for the difficulty of 17 to 19 is talking a police officer out

1321
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:54,760
of arresting you when you have clearly broken the law and have no relationship with the

1322
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,760
officer.

1323
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760
This is going to be a high fail too.

1324
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,560
So this is going to be that kind of.

1325
00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,560
Right.

1326
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:06,080
I will say failures in planned actions are less severe or no.

1327
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,320
I mean typically they're more severe but this is a social one and I don't think that

1328
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,320
this is going to be like.

1329
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,560
I'm also trying to think if I could I mean I can I have three adversity tokens left and

1330
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:18,240
I in theory I could use two of them to re-roll or I could use two of them to try and come

1331
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,840
up with a random item that I think is going to appease the witch.

1332
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,760
But I don't know what the fuck that would be.

1333
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,760
Can I make a brain check to see if I can parse out what the fuck she would like besides

1334
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,720
the soul of a child?

1335
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,720
Hey, this shit sucks.

1336
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,720
Do you have something you want to send in to make it better?

1337
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,240
Criticisms, topics you'd like to see discussed or an advertisement you'd like to run.

1338
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,560
Maybe you even want to sponsor an episode.

1339
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:49,880
If so, shoot us a message at mc460 at evansville.edu or DM us on Instagram at Crescent magazine

1340
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:53,200
or we'll never get better like these fucking guys.

1341
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,200
Is that an option?

1342
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,200
Sure.

1343
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,640
I just want to see if Tony can put together any kind of an item that he thinks she might

1344
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,640
appreciate.

1345
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,640
Okay.

1346
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,640
You know what I'm saying?

1347
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1348
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,720
I think that would be, I mean it's still going to be high.

1349
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:07,720
Right.

1350
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,440
I think that would be like a 17.

1351
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,440
Okay.

1352
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,600
Well, I have to explode, folks.

1353
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,120
So I need two eights at least.

1354
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,760
Oh, come on.

1355
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,760
Come on.

1356
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,760
Explode, please.

1357
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,960
Otherwise, I'm just going at this raw.

1358
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,160
Oh, fuck's sake.

1359
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,160
Okay.

1360
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,760
So you're going to get a token or ticket.

1361
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:28,760
Yeah, ticket.

1362
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,960
What do I think she wants?

1363
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,760
You, oh god, that was a failure.

1364
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Yeah, that was a pretty big failure.

1365
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,760
Ten.

1366
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,760
Or no, by 11.

1367
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,200
So it's going to be the 14 to 10 section.

1368
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,200
Profound.

1369
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,200
Um, yeah.

1370
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,520
It's not staggering or catastrophic.

1371
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,200
Not staggering, catastrophic.

1372
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,840
Definitely not great.

1373
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:57,000
You, does Tony ask out loud, what do you want from me?

1374
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,240
I think I would go to Aster.

1375
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,640
Okay.

1376
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,840
I think I would ask Aster.

1377
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:02,840
Okay.

1378
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,640
I don't think I'm risking that out loud.

1379
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,160
So you turn to Aster.

1380
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,400
What do you think she wants?

1381
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,560
What do you?

1382
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:14,640
Like if I wanted to get her to switch partners, what do you think I have to like give her

1383
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,240
besides my soul?

1384
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,240
Okay.

1385
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,360
Uh, she looks at you for a second.

1386
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,520
I want you to give me, this would be, this is going to be a charm roll to kind of like,

1387
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,600
um, charm is not just your own charm.

1388
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,880
It's also your ability to like read other people's emotions and stuff like that.

1389
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,720
Uh, this is going to be- I'm going to actually roll that because I flicked that and I'm not

1390
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,720
taking that roll.

1391
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,720
I fucking refuse.

1392
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:43,200
This is going to be a, uh, I think this is going to be, actually we're going to roll against

1393
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,200
each other.

1394
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,200
Oh Jesus.

1395
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,080
So this is going to be Aster's charm versus your charm.

1396
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,080
Oh come on.

1397
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,560
There's no way I lose this.

1398
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,240
She's got a fucking six.

1399
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,240
Yeah.

1400
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,240
Roll.

1401
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,240
17.

1402
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240
Cool.

1403
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,760
Aster is deeply upset.

1404
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,760
No.

1405
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,760
Okay.

1406
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,760
Profound failure.

1407
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,040
You slid me over one of them adversity tokens.

1408
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,040
Oh yeah.

1409
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,040
Pleasing that you-

1410
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,600
You won that, but it's definitely a loss emotionally.

1411
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,600
Um, and you're right.

1412
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:21,000
She's definitely trying to play it off as like, she's like, yeah, I don't know, maybe

1413
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
you should just give her cash.

1414
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,200
Um, you know, she's evil.

1415
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:35,360
She's with people in evil situations that they don't want to be in and she kind of like

1416
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,360
turns back around.

1417
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:43,240
Can I burn two adversity tokens to conjure up a really sick pencil that I've been keeping

1418
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,640
for myself and give it to Aster for her notebook?

1419
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Yes.

1420
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,280
And just drop the whole partner thing.

1421
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,280
Yes.

1422
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,280
Cool.

1423
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,440
I'm going to burn the two that I just got.

1424
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:57,480
Um, I'm going to use fucking prepared and come up with a really sick pencil, like a

1425
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,480
what almost like really cool like sketch graphic pencils that are like, they're kind of metal

1426
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,800
and I don't know, they're just fun to play with and use.

1427
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,640
I don't know if she'd actually appreciate this, but she has a lot of journals, so I

1428
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:11,120
definitely stole this off and want to like the nerd people after I saw them drop it on

1429
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,120
the hallways.

1430
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,480
Scoop, like fucking, finders, givers, dog.

1431
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:16,480
Now it's hers.

1432
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:17,480
Appreciate it.

1433
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,480
Um, how do you give it to her?

1434
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,480
Do you like?

1435
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,720
Uh, when she turns around and like is very clearly hurt, I want to be like, that's like

1436
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,800
only if I wanted to switch partners, though, I thought it would be funny to like maybe

1437
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,400
switch like Jason and one of the other like fucking goth people just to kind of like fuck

1438
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,400
with their dynamic.

1439
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:36,760
Also, I found this really sick, uh, pencil in the hallway the other day and I wanted

1440
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:41,240
to keep it for myself, but I know you're like big on drawing, get little cryptids and your

1441
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,240
creatures.

1442
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,560
So I wanted to give it to you.

1443
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,640
I'm going to do a.

1444
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:52,040
I'm just going to like set it on the desk.

1445
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,280
I'll say I think that you and.

1446
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,280
You mean a role?

1447
01:02:55,280 --> 01:03:00,640
Genuine as yeah, I just charm versus charm at this point class.

1448
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,840
Uh, wow.

1449
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:08,480
If I, if I also get a one, I'll be fucking booze old.

1450
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,800
I got a 19.

1451
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:11,800
Where was the set?

1452
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,960
Where was the set?

1453
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,960
Where was this at?

1454
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:14,960
Cool.

1455
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,200
I think I needed ten or higher.

1456
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,160
Uh, you by a mile.

1457
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,160
Okay.

1458
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:24,120
So this means that the book of the narrative control is going to be in your hands.

1459
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,160
Um, I don't control Astro though.

1460
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,160
So that's however you want to take.

1461
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,800
I'll say that's also one of the things of it is a tricky situation here, but I think

1462
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,200
it's also because this is a collaborative game in the same way that I can be like, okay,

1463
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,200
Tony does this.

1464
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,200
Right.

1465
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,840
I think it's fair in this, not in 5e, but in kids on bikes.

1466
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,840
Right.

1467
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,160
I think it is fair game.

1468
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,320
I don't, I think I'm still going to ask you to tell me how I asked to react.

1469
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,360
If you, if you were willing to give that to me, like I'm fine with taking that into my

1470
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,160
hands, but also, I don't know.

1471
01:03:54,160 --> 01:04:03,520
I meant the extra part of like, oh, um, because it's a ten or above, ten or above, uh, you

1472
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,200
succeed and then some, and then there's like a fun little, uh, narrative bonus that happens.

1473
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:11,880
And so, um, you kind of talk it over to the player to be like, what's that extra bonus?

1474
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:19,600
I want the idea that he puts it on being a joke to come off like incredibly well, like

1475
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:25,880
to the point to where anytime he makes a joke, it's very clearly, um, for other people, even

1476
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:30,320
if it's just saying it loud enough so that other people can hear him at his own expense,

1477
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,840
just so Astra, really in her mind, believes that it is a joke at somebody else's expense,

1478
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,400
meaning not her.

1479
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,120
Like that's the link that he'll go to.

1480
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,120
Okay.

1481
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,120
Uh, she.

1482
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,440
Even if it means somebody hears me talking about Jason.

1483
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,360
Oh, yeah.

1484
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,160
I mean, at this point, your charm roll was a fucking 19.

1485
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,880
I think you're cruising at this point.

1486
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:54,280
And I think other people are too busy, like either excited or bummed about who their partners

1487
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,280
are.

1488
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,960
So I think Astra will turn back around and be like, I appreciate the pencil.

1489
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:00,960
It's really cool.

1490
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,960
Yeah.

1491
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:02,960
Yeah.

1492
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,400
Not the, I have to check the hallway floors for more like it.

1493
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400
You know, mentioned that.

1494
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,200
So who are you going to switch Jason with?

1495
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,240
Um, who are the other people?

1496
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,240
One of the God kids.

1497
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:15,280
Uh, there's a God kid named Silas.

1498
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,840
The fucking Silas, man.

1499
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,000
Jesus, that would be a.

1500
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,480
Stacy stays in her own click.

1501
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,280
And so I thought it'd be kind of fun to like shake it up a little bit.

1502
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:29,080
Like, I don't want to spend time with her, but I thought it'd be really funny if she

1503
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,080
had to hang out with Silas.

1504
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,320
Yeah, you really don't want to spend time with her.

1505
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:37,880
You know, I thought also maybe I'd switch with Stacy and then you and Jason got to

1506
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,600
hang out a little bit.

1507
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,600
It's not even like, or switch with Jason.

1508
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,600
Sorry.

1509
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:46,440
So like on the defense about being like, no, I don't even like, like him like that.

1510
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,440
Yeah.

1511
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:51,200
But like, if I was the one that switched with Jason though, like maybe he would like talk

1512
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,000
to you and hang out and.

1513
01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Listen, it's, it, this is, it's more of a like, no, I actually, I don't even like him.

1514
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,600
First of all, second of all, Tony is one.

1515
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,600
Tony is one.

1516
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,600
Yeah.

1517
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,600
It's fully this thing of like, it's like, no.

1518
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:08,600
I just.

1519
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,600
Fully diverted.

1520
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,360
I just think he's like, pretty to look at.

1521
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,360
Like don't get me wrong.

1522
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,360
He's a fucking idiot.

1523
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:16,360
And I like don't think I could tolerate a conversation with him, but like.

1524
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,840
He's fun to look at, I guess.

1525
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:19,840
Exactly.

1526
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:25,040
And she also kind of like makes a joke about like, you know, Stacy's not the sharpest tool

1527
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,720
in the shed, but some people like that.

1528
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,720
Fun to look at it.

1529
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,720
I get it.

1530
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,520
We're in a similar boat here.

1531
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,040
We can appreciate the aesthetics.

1532
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,040
Sure.

1533
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:37,760
And just take you for an aesthetic kind of person.

1534
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,000
Well, you know, still okay.

1535
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Fuck off.

1536
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Listen.

1537
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Okay.

1538
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,720
I may be nerdy, but I'm still like a fucking person.

1539
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720
Yeah.

1540
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,440
It likes Jason the jock.

1541
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,040
Oh my, I don't even like, okay.

1542
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,880
Or at least to look at him, which might honestly be worse.

1543
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:56,880
Okay.

1544
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,040
Like at least I'm kind of interested in like Stacy's personality doing it.

1545
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,040
That's crazier to me.

1546
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,040
That is crazy.

1547
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,720
But like, you know, I'm into what I'm into.

1548
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,000
You fully just acknowledge that Jason's a tool and then we're like, yeah, but he's

1549
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,800
fun to I fuck from across the classroom.

1550
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,920
I don't want to be a little shallow.

1551
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:12,920
Yeah.

1552
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,040
I don't really know if you are though.

1553
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,480
You give me plenty of shit for being shallow.

1554
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,480
Okay.

1555
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:19,480
Well, that's in a different way.

1556
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:20,480
Oh yeah.

1557
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:21,480
Super different.

1558
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,480
Listen, it's 2024.

1559
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,280
I like the way my hair looks and you want to be in the sheets with Jason.

1560
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,680
So I guess we're just, yeah.

1561
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,400
She fully at this point is like getting a little red in the face.

1562
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:35,560
It's like turned completely around as they are like, as people are kind of like starting

1563
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,880
to talk about the project and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1564
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,400
Fuck the project.

1565
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,880
Fuck the project so much.

1566
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,720
Dr. Cartwright just kind of you.

1567
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,680
And once again, it's just finger gun.

1568
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,680
Smile.

1569
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:51,640
Finger gun.

1570
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,720
Like deadpan face.

1571
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,720
Finger gun.

1572
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:58,840
And like, I'm going to kill her.

1573
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,360
Like a little bit of a manic way.

1574
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,360
I'm killing her.

1575
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,520
I'm throwing fucking water on her.

1576
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,280
She's like.

1577
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,880
You're like fully like Aster level conspiracy with that.

1578
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:11,880
With her?

1579
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:12,880
Correct.

1580
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:13,880
Fair enough.

1581
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,880
Because I'm just preying on my downfall.

1582
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,880
Absolutely.

1583
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,880
What do I do?

1584
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,880
Bell rings.

1585
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:20,880
What do I fucking do?

1586
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,880
Yeah, cool.

1587
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,880
Bell rings.

1588
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,440
So what do you want to do with the rest of your day?

1589
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:28,800
Do you want to say you can go to, this is also another, one of the things that we can

1590
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,200
play out the rest of the school day.

1591
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,200
Right.

1592
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,480
You can go to lunch, study hall.

1593
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,880
You can skip to the end of the school day.

1594
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,040
Probably skip to the end of the school day.

1595
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:41,320
I can't imagine there's a whole lot more interesting that happens just because, I mean, he probably

1596
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:46,600
has just a routine like from lunch, it's hanging around, making the rounds, excuse me, talking

1597
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:51,160
to all the groups of people, checking in here in the middle of lunch, in the mirror, that

1598
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,160
kind of thing.

1599
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,160
And same thing for study hall.

1600
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,200
Like he's really just like a group people floater because like the amount of attention

1601
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,200
he can get by being a part of every different group is much greater than being a part of

1602
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,200
one.

1603
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,200
We're actually going to.

1604
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,520
Unless you have somewhere you'd like to pop into.

1605
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,680
Let's pop into, do you want lunch or study hall?

1606
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,560
Before I get, before I get stuck.

1607
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,080
Let's just study hall.

1608
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:13,680
Study hall, okay.

1609
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,280
I don't know what study hall actually is.

1610
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,280
Then we'll do lunch.

1611
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,280
We'll do lunch.

1612
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,280
Okay.

1613
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,280
Lunch is easier.

1614
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,280
Our school didn't have that.

1615
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,280
We had one occasionally.

1616
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,000
We, we were not allowed to.

1617
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,000
We could add it to our class or a class list.

1618
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Okay.

1619
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
So y'all are at lunch.

1620
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Yep.

1621
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,000
You're floating around.

1622
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,000
You're talking to people.

1623
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,200
It's a point is I assume you're like walking around the room or something.

1624
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:41,480
And it's very like it's mean girls in like all of the clicks are like at the tables.

1625
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,400
And it's like there is not a lot of mixing.

1626
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,520
But you can see like, I mean, the like the Jays and the cool girls are like sitting near

1627
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,160
each other.

1628
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:54,880
And as you're walking by, you can hear, you see Jason waves you over and he's like,

1629
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:55,880
Hey.

1630
01:09:55,880 --> 01:10:03,880
What does Tony want to engage or does Tony have anything else better to do?

1631
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,880
Hey, Tony.

1632
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,880
Okay.

1633
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:11,880
I guess he's gonna, yeah, he's just gonna stop talking to whoever he's talking to and

1634
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,160
just kind of turn around real slowly with his hands on his hips.

1635
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:20,520
And then like the second he turns around, flip hair, smile on, shred not over to fucking

1636
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,520
Jason's table.

1637
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:22,520
Jason's holding a cigarette.

1638
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:24,240
He's like, you got that light man?

1639
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,240
Yeah.

1640
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,240
Yeah.

1641
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,240
Yeah.

1642
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,240
For sure.

1643
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,240
For sure.

1644
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,240
Hands in the wire.

1645
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,240
Cool.

1646
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:32,240
Um, wait, he's like, I thought you were gonna fucking.

1647
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,240
In the cafeteria?

1648
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,240
Like.

1649
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,240
Yeah, don't give a fuck man.

1650
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,240
Sprinkler systems, dude.

1651
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:40,680
At least like go to the bathroom with it.

1652
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,240
I'm not trying to tell you how you're living your life.

1653
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:45,240
I just, is somebody who's like a professional at doing these things that you're not supposed

1654
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,240
to do, I would highly suggest going to the bathroom.

1655
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,240
Yeah, but like, no one gives a fuck.

1656
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,240
Okay.

1657
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,240
Um, sure.

1658
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,240
He fucking.

1659
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,240
You know what?

1660
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,240
You know what?

1661
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,240
No, fuck that.

1662
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:02,240
I want to lie my ass off and then pat myself down for the lighter and be like, oh, sorry

1663
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,240
Jason, I must have lost it.

1664
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,240
Okay.

1665
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,360
I took a smoke break in between classes.

1666
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,840
Must have left it outside when I broke out of the school and then broke back into school.

1667
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:12,840
Fuck this guy.

1668
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,240
Give me a DC 10, uh, Charm Roll.

1669
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,240
God fuck this guy.

1670
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,240
Um, is this.

1671
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,240
You can take off.

1672
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,240
Yeah, I'm taking off.

1673
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,240
I don't feel like giving him the fucking benefit.

1674
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,240
Jason's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

1675
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,240
He's like, I'm taking half.

1676
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:28,240
Fuck man.

1677
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,240
I'll catch you next time though.

1678
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,240
You like never have.

1679
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,240
Yeah.

1680
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:35,240
No, I'm just like, I got, yeah, I have a lot of random objects, but um, yeah, I just,

1681
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,240
I was outside smoking the rest of my pack.

1682
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,240
Um, must have left the lighter outside.

1683
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,240
Yep.

1684
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,240
The one.

1685
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,240
The singular cigarette, Jason.

1686
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,240
Fair enough, man.

1687
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:53,240
I feel like this guy's got, I have a fucking four in brain and I'm fully taking advantage

1688
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:59,000
of the fact that mine is an eight and just like, yeah, one cigarette.

1689
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,240
I'm taking the little bit higher that I have.

1690
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:06,240
He just got his like, nobody's got a goddamn.

1691
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,240
Uh, and he like puts a.

1692
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,240
Where's your lighter at, Jason?

1693
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:11,240
I don't have to tell you that man.

1694
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,240
Where's your lighter at though?

1695
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,240
Like you, where'd you, you brought the cigarette?

1696
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,240
Where's the lighter at?

1697
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,240
Normally when people bring cigarettes, they bring lighters with too.

1698
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:20,240
You know, Stacey actually comes really well prepared to like everything.

1699
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,240
She's got her notebooks and her pins and stuff.

1700
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,240
She's like, what?

1701
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,240
Yeah.

1702
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,240
And I was just saying that like you come really well prepared for everything.

1703
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,240
Yeah.

1704
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,240
No, I've got like, yeah.

1705
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,240
And Jason brought a cigarette at this point.

1706
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,240
I have lip gloss.

1707
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,240
At this point, Tony's going to make a show of it and just feel like I said,

1708
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:39,240
off and Jason brought a cigarette with no lighter.

1709
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,240
Well, I don't have a lighter.

1710
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:42,240
Yeah, that's okay.

1711
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,240
I wasn't asking you for one Stacey.

1712
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:45,240
That's okay though.

1713
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,240
Okay. Yeah, it's fine.

1714
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,240
Don't worry about it.

1715
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,240
Okay.

1716
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,240
Is she sitting at the same table?

1717
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,240
Yes.

1718
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,240
Motherfucker.

1719
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,240
That's what I was saying.

1720
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,240
God damn.

1721
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,240
It was like the Jays and the cool girls are like sitting with each other.

1722
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,240
Ah.

1723
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,240
And half of them are either dating each other or on and off with each other.

1724
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:04,240
I'm like, I actually have to fight my way and that should disappear.

1725
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,240
Bro.

1726
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,240
Continue.

1727
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,240
It's okay.

1728
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,240
And you can hear that like some of them are also, and Stacey turns back on,

1729
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,240
she's like, no, yeah, I don't know how many bottles we're going to need,

1730
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,240
but like definitely more than like six.

1731
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,240
Do we say it's a bottles?

1732
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,240
Yeah.

1733
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,240
You mean like for the trip, right?

1734
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:24,240
Like the party that we like to say, the party that like everybody throws like on the field

1735
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,240
trip, like bottles for them.

1736
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,240
Yeah.

1737
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:30,240
You know, my dad's actually got a pretty big liquor stash that I could like, you know,

1738
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,240
I know where he keeps the key.

1739
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,240
Could you score us like a bottle?

1740
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,240
I can score you a bottle.

1741
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,240
What do you like?

1742
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,240
She turns around to the table.

1743
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,240
She's like, guys, what do I like?

1744
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,240
They're going to be, oh my God.

1745
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,240
Why Tony?

1746
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,240
Why?

1747
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,240
Jason goes whiskey.

1748
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,240
Yeah, you know, I don't actually think we have whiskey.

1749
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,240
You don't have fucking whiskey?

1750
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,240
No, my dad's not a whiskey drinker.

1751
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,240
He likes.

1752
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,240
Oh my God, I love whiskey.

1753
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:04,240
You know, I think maybe he's got a bottle somewhere.

1754
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,240
Oh my God, that would be amazing.

1755
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,240
Yeah.

1756
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,240
Yeah, for sure.

1757
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,240
I can do that for you.

1758
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,240
Stacey, anything for you?

1759
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:13,240
Yeah, you should totally do that.

1760
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:20,240
And as like you're like kind of getting, there's no like solid plans on the party yet,

1761
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:23,240
but you've definitely now agreed to supply the alcohol.

1762
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,240
Which means I have to be there.

1763
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,240
So I'll take it.

1764
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,240
I'll win, so win.

1765
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,240
So you're fully committed to this at this point.

1766
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:37,240
And it's at this point that like, Aster.

1767
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,240
Sorry, I was checking the camera to make sure it was still recording.

1768
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:41,240
It is.

1769
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,240
I completely forgot that we never checked that.

1770
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,240
Yeah.

1771
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:50,240
And so Aster, like walks into the, the cafeteria with her little sack lunch.

1772
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:55,240
And she's like, oh, she like looks around for a second and is like, oh fuck.

1773
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,240
Like she forgot something and then.

1774
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,240
Sorry, I didn't know it would still have you turning into my bad dog.

1775
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,240
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1776
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,240
Yeah, once.

1777
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,240
So she ends up being, we're not going to set off the fucking fire alarm.

1778
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,240
Anyways.

1779
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:11,240
So she kind of be lines and heads towards you.

1780
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,240
And she's like, hey, well, I'm still at the table with.

1781
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,240
Yes.

1782
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,240
Okay.

1783
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,240
I just want to clarify.

1784
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,240
So she's going to kind of be lined that way.

1785
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:27,240
And she's going to be like, Tony, your, your dad wanted me to tell you that.

1786
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:31,240
I'm sorry, not your dad wanted me to.

1787
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,240
Yeah, what's up Aster?

1788
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,240
What's good, man?

1789
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:40,240
You, I think there was a, I heard someone.

1790
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,240
Yeah.

1791
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:52,240
That you might need to find a ride home today or walk.

1792
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:56,240
Yeah, I'm not quite sure who you heard that from Aster.

1793
01:15:56,240 --> 01:16:02,240
That's, yeah, like I always have like a ride.

1794
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:06,240
I also don't like, you don't, we don't like ride together or anything.

1795
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:10,240
So I'm not quite sure like who you heard that from.

1796
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,240
Right.

1797
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,240
Sorry.

1798
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,240
No, that's right.

1799
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:16,240
Yeah.

1800
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,240
Getting home.

1801
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:24,240
And you can see as she like goes to walk past that Stacy kind of like.

1802
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:25,240
Drops.

1803
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:29,240
What the fuck do people have at school lunch?

1804
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,240
Like a utensil, like a fork, like a plastic fork.

1805
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,240
No, like food.

1806
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:35,240
Oh, like an apple?

1807
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:36,240
Yeah.

1808
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:39,240
She like drops an apple on the ground, like directly in front of Aster's path.

1809
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:43,240
And she fully like fucking like fucking steps on it.

1810
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:47,240
And like, I was about to say, I guess I could do like a fucking flight.

1811
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:48,240
I'd say.

1812
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:49,240
Flight check.

1813
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:50,240
Okay.

1814
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,240
Flight check to see if you eat shit or not.

1815
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:58,240
I guess this would be not eating shit while stepping on an apple.

1816
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,240
Like a.

1817
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,240
That'd be like a.

1818
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,240
Scandal one and ten.

1819
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,240
I'd say like an eight.

1820
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:06,240
I was going to even go fucking higher than that.

1821
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,240
Eight or a ten, your choice.

1822
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,240
How do you want to fuck Aster?

1823
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:11,240
I'm fucking myself up.

1824
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:13,240
So yeah, I was going to say like a ten.

1825
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:14,240
Like a ten.

1826
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:18,240
It's success is impressive, but expected for people who are skilled at it.

1827
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,240
Yeah.

1828
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,240
Walking.

1829
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:21,240
A nine.

1830
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:23,240
Merry Christmas.

1831
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,240
Thank you.

1832
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:32,240
Tony is going to sing Stacy, knock the fucking apple to the ground.

1833
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:37,240
Tony is going to run over in as quickly in as cool as humanly possible.

1834
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:42,240
Kick the apple under the fucking table so that Aster doesn't slip and fall on it.

1835
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:54,240
He looks so upset because he wants to date Stacy, but God forbid she doesn't bully the

1836
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:57,240
shit out of wanting his only real friend.

1837
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:04,240
Ah, Stacy Aster and Stacy both just go like, like there's a moment of like there was a

1838
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:08,240
lot of movement there because everyone is confused.

1839
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,240
Kickball.

1840
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,240
Yeah.

1841
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,240
Yeah.

1842
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,240
You know, like when the apple hits the ground and so you got to like kick it for good luck.

1843
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,240
So that's like what I was doing.

1844
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:20,240
Stacy's like, oh my God, I think I've heard that saying and Aster fully is just like.

1845
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:25,240
I just want to put myself between Aster and Stacy so there doesn't even have to be an

1846
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,240
interaction there.

1847
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,240
Fair.

1848
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:30,240
Only just two steps to the right between them both.

1849
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:34,240
Jason's like, man, you've tried out for the team before?

1850
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:37,240
Yeah, I just, it wasn't really worth my time though.

1851
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,240
You know what I'm saying?

1852
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:42,240
Like I just, I got better things to do like fix cars and smoke cigarettes.

1853
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:44,240
So I've been having an issue with my car.

1854
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:45,240
It's making this weird noise.

1855
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,240
Would you mind looking at that for me?

1856
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,240
You know.

1857
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:56,240
Um, uh, how much do you want to pay me to look at that for you?

1858
01:18:56,240 --> 01:19:02,240
My dad says that I'm not supposed to work on people's things for free even for a dear

1859
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:03,240
friend like you, Jason.

1860
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,240
Okay, there we go.

1861
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,240
Um.

1862
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,240
Everything Tony says is through gritted teeth.

1863
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,240
He's like, fuck man.

1864
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,240
Oh shit.

1865
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,240
You got like 20 bucks?

1866
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:18,240
Yeah, I got like 20 bucks.

1867
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,240
Okay.

1868
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,240
Uh, when?

1869
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,240
When do you want me to check your car out, Jason?

1870
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,240
You could check like after the trip, man.

1871
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,240
I'm not driving for that.

1872
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:26,240
Oh yeah, for sure.

1873
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:29,240
Yeah, I can do after the trip.

1874
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,240
I can do after the trip.

1875
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,240
I can make that work.

1876
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,240
Cool, that sounds great.

1877
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,240
Um, and you could feel Aster gives you like a, what?

1878
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,240
You got that 20 bucks on you right now?

1879
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,240
Yeah, man.

1880
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:44,240
You mind if I get that up front so I can like buy the diagnostic materials and tools I'm

1881
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,240
going to need?

1882
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,240
This is going to, this has to be a roll.

1883
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,240
He's a fucking moron, but you can make me roll for it.

1884
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,240
Come on, man.

1885
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:54,240
Like that's crazy to be like.

1886
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:58,240
This is me knowing a little bit ahead in advance that we need money and this is my chance to

1887
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:04,240
swindle fucking the moron that is Jason out of my 20 bucks that I need.

1888
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:08,240
So this, I feel, okay, this feels like a DC 10 legitimately.

1889
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,240
Okay.

1890
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:12,240
Um, it's impressive, but expected for people who are skilled at it.

1891
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,240
If you're like.

1892
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,240
Yeah.

1893
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:15,240
19.

1894
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,240
You know what?

1895
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,240
10 or higher.

1896
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:22,240
I'm going to burn a versi token to get myself up to 20.

1897
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,240
I want more money.

1898
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:26,240
Cool.

1899
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:29,240
Um, so this is 10 or higher.

1900
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,240
How much do you want?

1901
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,240
Uh, fuck.

1902
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,240
So, okay.

1903
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:41,240
Um, how much do I want?

1904
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:47,240
I'm trying to think of how much is reasonable because I don't, I mean, I don't mind robbing

1905
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:51,240
him, but at the same time, I don't want to ask for too much than like what seems reasonable.

1906
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:56,240
Um, my suggestion would be, I thought it was like 30 bucks.

1907
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:58,240
I was, I could even see 35.

1908
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,240
Okay.

1909
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:03,240
You're asking someone to look at your car, looking at your car for 35 bucks a dirt fucking

1910
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,240
cheap.

1911
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,240
Yeah.

1912
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:06,240
For sure.

1913
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,240
It's just because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

1914
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,240
So.

1915
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,240
He doesn't know that yet.

1916
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,240
Yeah.

1917
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,240
I know.

1918
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,240
You could push 35 bucks up front.

1919
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,240
Yeah.

1920
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:15,240
35.

1921
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,240
For sure.

1922
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,240
Uh, actually, you know what, Jason, if, um, if I could get an extra 15 on top of that,

1923
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:24,240
so it's $20, uh, for the tools and then $15 for any fluids or liquids that you're going

1924
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,240
to need to replace in your car.

1925
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:29,240
Uh, obviously I don't know what it sounds like yet, but I tell you what, if I don't spend

1926
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:31,240
the 15, 15 goes back in your pocket.

1927
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,240
We'll call it 20.

1928
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:33,240
Yeah.

1929
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:34,240
That sounds good, man.

1930
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:39,240
And he like pulls it out and just starts fucking, he gives you 40.

1931
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:42,240
He's just, he didn't count it out all the way.

1932
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,240
Yes.

1933
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:45,240
He's like, it's just easier to give to 20.

1934
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,240
Yeah.

1935
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,240
No, for sure.

1936
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,240
Like with changing all the, yeah.

1937
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,240
No, I totally get that.

1938
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,240
It's hard to count up to five.

1939
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,240
I got a 20 man.

1940
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:53,240
Let me go.

1941
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,240
Let me go.

1942
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,240
Please.

1943
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:56,240
Let me go.

1944
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,240
Now you know what it's like to play with you.

1945
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,240
Not that bad.

1946
01:21:58,240 --> 01:21:59,240
Nah, man.

1947
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:03,240
You be fucking bartering at the table to see how many fucking added in it.

1948
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:10,240
I do.

1949
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:12,240
Advantage and disadvantage of bullshit.

1950
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,240
And I'll be nice.

1951
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:14,240
I'll give it to you.

1952
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,240
Yes.

1953
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,240
Mostly because you've been a very good friend too.

1954
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:22,240
You've been sticking your neck out and it's been appreciated.

1955
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,240
I was fully planning on fucking pummeling this bitch.

1956
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:26,240
So.

1957
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:28,240
On what?

1958
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,240
Hitting, stacy?

1959
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,240
No, I, she was just going to be like eating shit the whole time.

1960
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,240
Fair enough.

1961
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,240
So this is already a bonus for her.

1962
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,240
Yeah.

1963
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:38,240
But you can.

1964
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,240
40 bucks.

1965
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,240
I'm going to write that in the house.

1966
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,240
Ask her fully like clocks that you got $40.

1967
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,240
Fuck you.

1968
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:57,240
And if she's able to like catch your eyes, I think she's not like she's like.

1969
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,240
She fully as she's like walking.

1970
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,240
She's like walking past.

1971
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:05,240
She like steps on the back of your shoe.

1972
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:08,240
And like, I said, you know what I'm talking about.

1973
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,240
Yeah.

1974
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:11,240
I don't know how to describe it for flippers.

1975
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:12,240
Yeah.

1976
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:13,240
Yep.

1977
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,240
It just stepping on the back of his shoe.

1978
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:19,240
So his heel comes out just a little bit and it's so fucking annoying.

1979
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,240
Yeah.

1980
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:21,240
Thanks.

1981
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,240
And Stacy's like, great.

1982
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,240
So you'll come with that bottle of whiskey.

1983
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,240
Yep.

1984
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:29,240
And then I was thinking I could bring Aster.

1985
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,240
Why?

1986
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:36,240
Well, so when we travel occasionally together because our parents know each other, we don't

1987
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:37,240
like hang out or anything.

1988
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:42,240
But I have a strong feeling that like they're going to want her to go with and like I can't

1989
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:46,240
show up with your bottle of whiskey if Aster doesn't come with because it's going to be

1990
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,240
like a buddy system thing.

1991
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,240
And you know how car right is.

1992
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,240
She doesn't even have to like really talk or do anything.

1993
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:57,240
I just need her to be there so that I can tell her parents I didn't like lose track of her.

1994
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:59,240
Okay.

1995
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:00,240
I guess that's fine or whatever.

1996
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:05,240
I think a bottle of whiskey is okay for somebody who's going to sit there and do nothing.

1997
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,240
Because that's kind of like what she already does.

1998
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,240
She just brings the fucking vibe of the room.

1999
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,240
Just listen, she's going to be so quiet.

2000
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,240
You're not even going to know that she's there.

2001
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:14,240
Okay.

2002
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:15,240
I love that.

2003
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,240
It's just me, you bottle of whiskey and nobody on that long.

2004
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:19,240
I mean, there's...

2005
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,240
Stacy, you want to come on.

2006
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:22,240
No, I get what you're saying.

2007
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,240
Yeah.

2008
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,240
I do.

2009
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,240
Yeah.

2010
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:26,240
We'll see.

2011
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,240
We'll see how good that whiskey is.

2012
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,240
Yeah?

2013
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,240
Yeah.

2014
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:34,240
And she like gives you a very like, like a kind of condescending pat on the shoulder, but

2015
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:36,240
it's still like a hot girl patting your shoulder.

2016
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:41,240
So it's like, yeah, this feels bad, but it's also like...

2017
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:44,240
I want to immediately turn around and catch up to ask her his wallet and be like, and

2018
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:46,240
now, and kind of like shove her a little bit, you owe me.

2019
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:47,240
I do not.

2020
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,240
Okay.

2021
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,240
Or we can call it even.

2022
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:52,240
You get to go to a party.

2023
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:54,240
I don't have to give you any money.

2024
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:55,240
Fine.

2025
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,240
Awesome.

2026
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,240
Do you know where you're getting the bottle of whiskey?

2027
01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:59,240
I'm not great at what I do.

2028
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,240
My fucking dad's a liquor cabinet, man.

2029
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:03,240
Like, I...

2030
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,240
Don't they still have it locked up?

2031
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:12,240
I mean, I'm sure they do, but like, you can find the key or you can help me find the key.

2032
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:19,240
Or like, you can help me brainstorm where the key might be.

2033
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:20,240
Come on.

2034
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,240
I just got you into a party.

2035
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:24,240
Like a real one with like alcohol and stuff.

2036
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:27,240
And like people, and Jason's going to be there.

2037
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:32,240
And Stacy is going to be really busy with me and my fancy bottle of whiskey, which means

2038
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,240
guess who Jason has to talk to?

2039
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,240
Oh, the default?

2040
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,240
No, not the default.

2041
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:41,240
Like he doesn't have Stacy like up his ass the whole time.

2042
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:42,240
And vice versa.

2043
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,240
Because you know, they're up...

2044
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:44,240
You know what I'm saying.

2045
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,240
I know.

2046
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,240
I'm aware of how close they are.

2047
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:47,240
Yep.

2048
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:49,240
And Stacy's going to be with me.

2049
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:53,240
Then Jason doesn't have anybody to be with, which means that's a prime opportunity for

2050
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,240
you to get right up in there.

2051
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:56,240
Fine.

2052
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,240
Okay.

2053
01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,240
Uh...

2054
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:05,240
Tony is going to hand her one of the $20 bills and tell her to buy herself something nice.

2055
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:06,240
Jesus.

2056
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:11,240
Condescending, but $20 is $20.

2057
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,240
$20 is $20.

2058
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,240
Make your way to any kind of a...

2059
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:15,240
I don't care if it's Walmart.

2060
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:16,240
It's just if it's...

2061
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,240
Listen, if it's you and Jason, let's be real for a second.

2062
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:22,240
If it is you and Jason, you cannot show up in that.

2063
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:23,240
What the fuck is wrong with you?

2064
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:28,240
Your bag is big enough that you can bring multiple outfits.

2065
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,240
You can wear the flannel the whole day.

2066
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:34,240
And then you just maybe switch into something that shows a little bit more shoulder for the

2067
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,240
evening.

2068
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,240
I need to whore myself out?

2069
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:37,240
No, you don't.

2070
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:38,240
Okay, listen.

2071
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:39,240
You're the one that assigned whore to shoulder.

2072
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,240
I didn't say that.

2073
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:41,240
I just said that you need to have your shoulder out.

2074
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:44,240
I just had my school handbook assigned it.

2075
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,240
Repeat that.

2076
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,240
The school handbook?

2077
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:47,240
What handbook?

2078
01:26:47,240 --> 01:26:48,240
The...

2079
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,240
The dress code?

2080
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:53,240
Yeah, no one follows that, Aster.

2081
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:54,240
I follow it?

2082
01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:56,240
We get like out of one out of the...

2083
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,240
What, 40 of us did follow it?

2084
01:26:58,240 --> 01:26:59,240
I mean, fucking...

2085
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,240
It's like what?

2086
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,240
Cackies, polo, sweater, flannel.

2087
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:05,240
I'm in black jeans.

2088
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,240
A white t-shirt.

2089
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,240
Or pink t-shirt, I guess.

2090
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,240
And a leather jacket.

2091
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:12,240
I have not been called on this once.

2092
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:14,240
Okay, it's more of like women are the...

2093
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:16,240
You can show a little bit of shoulder.

2094
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:17,240
Okay, okay.

2095
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:18,240
Okay.

2096
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:21,240
I'll go find a fucking tank top, I guess.

2097
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:23,240
I'm just trying to help you out.

2098
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,240
I'm just trying to help you out.

2099
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:25,240
I know what I'm doing.

2100
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,240
This is my expertise.

2101
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,240
Okay.

2102
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:29,240
You point me in the direction of where a key might be,

2103
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:32,240
and I point you in the direction of how to get Jason to look at you.

2104
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:36,240
It's a little more interactant than I want it to be.

2105
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,240
The fucking sound of God.

2106
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,240
The gong.

2107
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:41,240
Um, it was all right, fine.

2108
01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:44,240
And then with that, uh...

2109
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,240
I'm trying to decide.

2110
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:49,240
She's fully gonna be like looking at the $20

2111
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:52,240
and like thinking about the fact of like,

2112
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:54,240
okay, we now have to get shit for tomorrow

2113
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:56,240
because we have to find whiskey.

2114
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:57,240
Yep.

2115
01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:00,240
And this is also prime time that your parents aren't home.

2116
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,240
Hell yeah.

2117
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,240
It's fully gonna be like...

2118
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:03,240
It's game plan, man.

2119
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,240
Do we want a ditch?

2120
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:05,240
Yeah.

2121
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:06,240
Cool.

2122
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:07,240
Do you want a ditch?

2123
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,240
Yeah.

2124
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:09,240
You.

2125
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,240
You want a ditch.

2126
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:14,240
Science class is done for the day.

2127
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:15,240
Wow.

2128
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:19,240
Astro wants to ditch school.

2129
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,240
I ditched school before.

2130
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,240
Yeah.

2131
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:25,240
I find that hard to believe.

2132
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,240
Okay, we don't have all of our classes together.

2133
01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:29,240
Yeah, but we have quite a few of them together,

2134
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,240
and I'm pretty sure you're like in the front row in every one,

2135
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,240
unless all the front rows...

2136
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,240
You're in the back with me, but best besides the point,

2137
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:37,240
you're in every class I've ever seen together,

2138
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:39,240
and like I've never seen you skip, not once.

2139
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:43,240
I don't get period cramps that often, man.

2140
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,240
Okay.

2141
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,240
Um...

2142
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:47,240
Male teachers don't ask questions if you say that.

2143
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,240
No, that's...

2144
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:51,240
Yeah, I wouldn't ask any questions if you say that either.

2145
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:52,240
Okay, well let's fucking ditch them.

2146
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:53,240
Let's go.

2147
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:54,240
Cool.

2148
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:55,240
Um...

2149
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,240
What are the mechanics for ditching school?

2150
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,240
Probably flight, I would imagine.

2151
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,240
Yeah, so I'll say this is a...

2152
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:03,240
Let me get like a collective check.

2153
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:05,240
Yeah, it'll be a combination.

2154
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:06,240
Um...

2155
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,240
Twelve and play, baby.

2156
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:09,240
I was gonna say this feels...

2157
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:12,240
It feels like it's gonna fall into the 13 to 16 category,

2158
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:13,240
which is very possible.

2159
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:14,240
Yep.

2160
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:16,240
Um, as someone who's totally never ditched school before.

2161
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:20,240
Um, I don't know what one would do, but theoretically,

2162
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,240
as someone who's never done that,

2163
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:23,240
um...

2164
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:28,240
You can go out back doors or hall doors.

2165
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:29,240
High doors, yeah.

2166
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,240
Nothing but the front.

2167
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,240
Yeah, pretty much.

2168
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,240
Um, so this is gonna be a...

2169
01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:36,240
I guess it would be...

2170
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:41,240
DC 15.

2171
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:42,240
Cool.

2172
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:45,240
Um, Aster has a d10?

2173
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:48,240
Come on, Aster.

2174
01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:51,240
Help me out here, buddy.

2175
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,240
Okay.

2176
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,240
Five isn't the worst.

2177
01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,240
You said a 15?

2178
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:57,240
Yeah.

2179
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,240
I have a 12.

2180
01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:02,240
Okay.

2181
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:03,240
Um...

2182
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:06,240
I don't even wanna roll this.

2183
01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:09,240
Fuck's sake.

2184
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:12,240
Come on, please.

2185
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:13,240
Nah!

2186
01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:14,240
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2187
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,240
Wait, what, eight plus five is...

2188
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:17,240
Not 15.

2189
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:18,240
I'm aware.

2190
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:19,240
It's four.

2191
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:20,240
It's 13.

2192
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,240
13.

2193
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:22,240
Okay.

2194
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,240
I'll burn an university token and get us to 14.

2195
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,240
Oh, you can get us to 15 if you help Aster.

2196
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:26,240
Oh, sure.

2197
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:27,240
Yeah.

2198
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,240
Can't you?

2199
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:29,240
Yeah, sure.

2200
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:30,240
I don't know if that's the worst, but that's what I'm doing.

2201
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,240
I'm pretty sure it is.

2202
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:32,240
Take it.

2203
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:33,240
Okay, cool.

2204
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:34,240
So that's 15.

2205
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:36,240
Take it.

2206
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,240
We're making it up as we go.

2207
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,240
You barely fucking make it out the door.

2208
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:42,240
We're getting out.

2209
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:43,240
You are able to make it out the door.

2210
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:45,240
Like fucking Cartwrights is down the hall.

2211
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:49,240
Yeah, Cartwrights is fully like Cartwright is turning the corner right at...

2212
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,240
Like, as you all close the door, you can see Cartwright turn the corner.

2213
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:53,240
I'm definitely the person that almost fucks it up.

2214
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,240
I see Cartwright turn, immediately double...

2215
01:30:55,240 --> 01:30:56,240
Fucking double bird.

2216
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,240
You do that, Aster grabs you by the fucking...

2217
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,240
Back in your goddamn leather jacket and yanks you out the door.

2218
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:04,240
God, I hate her.

2219
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:06,240
And you all are free.

2220
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:08,240
She's the witch.

2221
01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:10,240
So where do you all want to go?

2222
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:14,240
Do you all want to go to your parents' house and try and break into the liquor cabinet?

2223
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:17,240
Do you all want to use the $40 and try and buy a bottle?

2224
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,240
I don't know how you're going to do that.

2225
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:21,240
That's going to be some crazy checks.

2226
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:25,240
Fresh out of her city token, so I don't really have any ability to boost myself there.

2227
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:28,240
I've spent too many of them helping Aster.

2228
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:35,240
I say we go to, like, Plato's closet if they have one in this ranking town.

2229
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,240
Or fucking... they don't have a goodwill.

2230
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:41,240
Let's go to goodwill and then go to our parents' house, my parents' house.

2231
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:43,240
So y'all roll up to the goodwill.

2232
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:44,240
Goodwill.

2233
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:49,240
It's one of those towns where it's like everyone kind of knows each other, but also at the same time.

2234
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:54,240
No one is going to, like, stick their nose in business that it doesn't belong in.

2235
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:57,240
So it's like, later these are two 16-year-old kids...

2236
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,240
On a school day.

2237
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:01,240
On a school day around, like, noon.

2238
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:02,240
Mm-hmm.

2239
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:07,240
But it's also, like...

2240
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:09,240
I'm not getting fucking paid enough to give a shit.

2241
01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:10,240
Right.

2242
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:14,240
So no one says anything, but it's like, yeah, these are people who aren't supposed to be here.

2243
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,240
Yep.

2244
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:20,240
So you all make it into the goodwill, and is there, like, a particular section that you're going to?

2245
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:24,240
I would love to roll charm and see if I can just make over...

2246
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:25,240
Go for it.

2247
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,240
That's going to be great.

2248
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:28,240
I would do my best.

2249
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:31,240
Extraordinary, but possible for characters you're skill-added.

2250
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:34,240
I think this is... this would fall into that category.

2251
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,240
Mm-hmm.

2252
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:41,240
So this is going to be a DC... 13.

2253
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:42,240
Alright.

2254
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,240
Alright.

2255
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:46,240
I need another adversity token anyway, so hey, maybe she shows up looking like Steve Arklon.

2256
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,240
I don't fucking know.

2257
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,240
It's her problem.

2258
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:50,240
15.

2259
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:51,240
15.

2260
01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:52,240
Okay.

2261
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,240
15.

2262
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:56,240
So that's still succeeding by one or two.

2263
01:32:56,240 --> 01:33:00,240
I'm dressing her up like Stacy.

2264
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:01,240
I'm making her look like Stacy.

2265
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:02,240
Respectfully, Stacy.

2266
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:03,240
You're sitting...

2267
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,240
I know what Jason likes.

2268
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:05,240
We're doing Stacy.

2269
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:08,240
I'm trying to think of what Stacy is wearing.

2270
01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:14,240
I feel like it's very... like, it's a modern day, but we... it is vibe of like 80s.

2271
01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:27,240
So I feel like it's like a... athletic looking top, but with one of those really preppy 50s, 80s cheer.

2272
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,240
It's not a varsity jacket.

2273
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:30,240
Yeah, yeah.

2274
01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:31,240
You know what I'm talking about?

2275
01:33:31,240 --> 01:33:32,240
Yep.

2276
01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:37,240
It's one of those and probably like mini skirt, but it's also like...

2277
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:40,240
I wanted to be able to like a fucking Lulu Lululemon tennis skirt.

2278
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,240
I was about to say Lulu Lululemon tennis skirt.

2279
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,240
Yep.

2280
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,240
It's like the escort one.

2281
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,240
This is definitely shit that she's donated.

2282
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:48,240
Like, or that her parents have donated on her behalf.

2283
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:55,240
It smells a little bit different than the rest of the clothes, because it's like you can tell that this came from someone who washed their clothes.

2284
01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:58,240
The second asterisk goes to like start shopping on her own.

2285
01:33:58,240 --> 01:34:01,240
I'm just going to yank her over to like the athleisure aisle and be like, no.

2286
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:04,240
She really goes to like the little old lady like sweaters.

2287
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:05,240
Nope.

2288
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,240
And she's like, but they're feminine.

2289
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,240
Nope.

2290
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,240
I'm just going to like fully push her to the athleisure section.

2291
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:12,240
Yeah, yeah, they're feminine, but that's... you don't want to look like fucking Cartwright when you're trying to...

2292
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,240
Hit up Jason.

2293
01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:14,240
Okay, but also...

2294
01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:16,240
This, look at this.

2295
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:18,240
This shows a little bit of skin.

2296
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:22,240
And Jason, it likes anything if not skin.

2297
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:23,240
Jesus.

2298
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:25,240
This feels a little wrong.

2299
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:27,240
Well, we're here now, so...

2300
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:28,240
Cool.

2301
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:32,240
She pulls out like the top, and the top still has like the original price tag on it.

2302
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:37,240
Like it's never been worn, and she's just fully like, this is fucking insane.

2303
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,240
Yeah, well, what's the goodwill price?

2304
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:41,240
I mean, two nights.

2305
01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:42,240
Two ninety-nine?

2306
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:44,240
Then that's all that matters.

2307
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,240
Yeah, but the fucking sixty-nine dollars.

2308
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:48,240
Yeah, it pays to look good.

2309
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:49,240
For a sports bra?

2310
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:50,240
Yeah.

2311
01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:51,240
A glorified sports bra?

2312
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:52,240
For a sports bra.

2313
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:53,240
Pays to look good.

2314
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:55,240
Fashion isn't cheap.

2315
01:34:55,240 --> 01:34:57,240
Fair enough, I guess.

2316
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:00,240
And she's like just, I guess at this point, you are mostly pulling out.

2317
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:03,240
Every mirror we walk past, I'm checking myself out.

2318
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,240
Every single one of them.

2319
01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:08,240
I stop, comb, flash.

2320
01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:13,240
This sec, you're like doing that shit, and she spies like a fucking...

2321
01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:17,240
Well, just throwing clothes at her, and then mirror, close, close, mirror.

2322
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:23,240
She sees like a sick ass t-shirt for like, it's really campy looking.

2323
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:29,240
It's like got a giant logo on it from the boardwalk or like Point Pleasant.

2324
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:33,240
And it has like a little moth in the corner of like a little moth man.

2325
01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,240
Sounds cute.

2326
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:40,240
And one of the seconds that you're like checking yourself out in the mirror and stuff, she like fully snatches it and hides it under the pile.

2327
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:41,240
Yeah, damn it.

2328
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:46,240
And is like, I'm gonna fucking get this shit if I'm not paying for it.

2329
01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:47,240
Fair enough.

2330
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:49,240
Chase is paying for it.

2331
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:50,240
Yeah.

2332
01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:52,240
So you all put together a cute little outfit.

2333
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:53,240
Yeah.

2334
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:54,240
How much?

2335
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:55,240
Like ten bucks?

2336
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:56,240
Oh.

2337
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:57,240
Fifteen?

2338
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:58,240
Goodwill prices, I'm saying.

2339
01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:05,240
Like three to, goodwill prices now, three to four dollars per item of clothing.

2340
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:08,240
Are we thinking three items, two items?

2341
01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:11,240
If we're doing like a skirt, a shirt.

2342
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:13,240
I don't think anyone's looking at her shoes.

2343
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:16,240
Yeah, she can probably get away with sneakers.

2344
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:17,240
Yeah.

2345
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:20,240
Especially if they're gonna be in the woods.

2346
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,240
Maybe like a jacket of some kind.

2347
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:23,240
Yeah, maybe like a jacket.

2348
01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:24,240
That's fair.

2349
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:25,240
It's in September, so 15.

2350
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:28,240
And she's definitely sneaking that t-shirt in, the t-shirt's probably like two dollars.

2351
01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:36,240
So that would be like what, three, seven, ten, twelve?

2352
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:38,240
Say, $14 total?

2353
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,240
Yeah, $14.

2354
01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:40,240
Cool.

2355
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:44,240
So she's down to six meckles and I have twenty.

2356
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:45,240
Yes.

2357
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,240
Hell yeah, thanks Jason.

2358
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:49,240
Shout out to that fucking bozo.

2359
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:51,240
Jesus Christ, yeah.

2360
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,240
Oh, he's by the clothes and skedat baby.

2361
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,240
Cool.

2362
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:58,240
I've got clothes and this is like a town that's small enough that it's like very like.

2363
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,240
I'm gonna look for a pair of aviators real quick.

2364
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,240
Go for it.

2365
01:37:02,240 --> 01:37:04,240
You can roll for it.

2366
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,240
I'm gonna five on charm.

2367
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:09,240
Why did you roll for it?

2368
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,240
I don't know, what are you gonna do?

2369
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:13,240
I don't know.

2370
01:37:13,240 --> 01:37:16,240
I'm too used to D&D where I can just like say what I want to roll.

2371
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:17,240
Just roll.

2372
01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:18,240
My bad.

2373
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:20,240
I just want to find a pair of aviators for like three bucks.

2374
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,240
Yeah, you find them.

2375
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,240
Sick.

2376
01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:23,240
Sick ass aviators.

2377
01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:24,240
Yeah.

2378
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:27,240
I forgot these fucking pins are as sick.

2379
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:28,240
Aren't they awesome?

2380
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:29,240
They're great.

2381
01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:31,240
I might buy some of these for the office truly.

2382
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,240
I fucking love these.

2383
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:34,240
This pack comes, there's like twelve colors.

2384
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:38,240
They are my godsend for like note taking and stuff.

2385
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,240
Seventeen pair aviators.

2386
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:41,240
Jack.

2387
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:44,240
I'll say yeah and this is a system where you like only do a stat.

2388
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:46,240
Right, you only check when like you need to.

2389
01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:49,240
If there's a chance of failure or if there's a chance of failure with a.

2390
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:52,240
Too used to fucking 5e where everything is rolled and done.

2391
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:54,240
No, it's tricky.

2392
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:57,240
So then y'all probably head to your parents place.

2393
01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:59,240
Yes, sir.

2394
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,240
Ask her immediately.

2395
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:02,240
I'll roll for this.

2396
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:03,240
Okay.

2397
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,240
You roll.

2398
01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:05,240
Okay.

2399
01:38:05,240 --> 01:38:10,240
Do you make an argument for what you would like to roll with to try and find the keys to your parents like your cabinet?

2400
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:13,240
It's definitely not going to be brains.

2401
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,240
He doesn't pay attention enough to his parents.

2402
01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:18,240
There's no reason for it to be charms.

2403
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:19,240
There's no reason for it to be grit.

2404
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:21,240
There's no reason for it to be fight.

2405
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:22,240
I'm thinking of flight.

2406
01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:23,240
Flight.

2407
01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:28,240
I'm thinking it is checking as many places in the shortest amount of time as humanly possible.

2408
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:32,240
Like I'm just at this point it's not guessing where it is.

2409
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:34,240
It is hitting every place it could be.

2410
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,240
Okay.

2411
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:40,240
So that I would probably say is going to be a DC 14.

2412
01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:41,240
Cool.

2413
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:42,240
I got to explode on this one.

2414
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:47,240
I'm also going to have Aster do a brains check and I feel like that's also let's make it.

2415
01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:49,240
We would say the same thing.

2416
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:50,240
Sure.

2417
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:51,240
Oh boy.

2418
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:52,240
You're all first.

2419
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,240
I don't know how fucked I am.

2420
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:55,240
No.

2421
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:56,240
Aster.

2422
01:38:56,240 --> 01:39:01,240
You're a good at like this thing.

2423
01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:03,240
This is the you're an investigator.

2424
01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:04,240
What did you roll?

2425
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,240
Rolled a nine.

2426
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:07,240
Seven.

2427
01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:08,240
Cool.

2428
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:12,240
That's two adversity tokens, baby.

2429
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:15,240
No liquor cabinet key in this moment.

2430
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:18,240
Y'all are not able to find it.

2431
01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:26,240
Can I go to plan B and break something on the cabinet and bullshit it away?

2432
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:29,240
I need to have this moment.

2433
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,240
I was going to say I was going to.

2434
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:32,240
Yeah.

2435
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:33,240
No, that works too.

2436
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:34,240
I just want to fight.

2437
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,240
I want to break the glass on the cabinet.

2438
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:37,240
Okay.

2439
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:39,240
That's going to be a this is glass on a cabinet.

2440
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:41,240
That shouldn't be too difficult.

2441
01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:42,240
Right.

2442
01:39:42,240 --> 01:39:43,240
How do I fuck this up?

2443
01:39:43,240 --> 01:39:47,240
Like I imagine it would be more like to see if I get cut or not.

2444
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:52,240
Like is there evidence to not get fucked up and to not if you're trying to make it not

2445
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:53,240
clear.

2446
01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:56,240
Yeah, I want to make it look like it's very much like an accident.

2447
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,240
DC nine.

2448
01:39:58,240 --> 01:39:59,240
All right.

2449
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,240
This is a D 10.

2450
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:02,240
Fuck me.

2451
01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:04,240
We haven't rolled high at all.

2452
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:07,240
Do you want to talk through a plan with Aster?

2453
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:08,240
I only have one.

2454
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:09,240
Can I.

2455
01:40:09,240 --> 01:40:10,240
Yeah.

2456
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:12,240
Can I borrow that from Aster?

2457
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,240
Please.

2458
01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:15,240
I guess I'll talk through it with Aster.

2459
01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:18,240
I was going to offer it to you anyway.

2460
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:21,240
I think it's up to exactly nine by the way.

2461
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:22,240
Yes.

2462
01:40:22,240 --> 01:40:27,740
You go to like, I feel like you pick up like something in the house and immediately start

2463
01:40:27,740 --> 01:40:28,740
to swing.

2464
01:40:28,740 --> 01:40:29,740
I go to pick up a vase.

2465
01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:30,740
Yeah.

2466
01:40:30,740 --> 01:40:34,240
And Aster just fucking catches it and is like, what the fuck are you doing?

2467
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,240
It's like heavy.

2468
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,240
Oh shit.

2469
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,240
This is like.

2470
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,240
Rackable.

2471
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:39,240
Yeah.

2472
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:40,240
Thank you so much.

2473
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:42,240
I'm going to put the vase down.

2474
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:43,240
That would be wise.

2475
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:48,040
If you had to take a guess on what object wouldn't break if I hit it against thin pane

2476
01:40:48,040 --> 01:40:50,740
of glass, what would you literally almost anything but a vase?

2477
01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:53,240
No, that's so totally fair.

2478
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:57,740
I'm just going to grab like a fucking random heavy object in the room.

2479
01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:58,740
Yeah.

2480
01:40:58,740 --> 01:41:04,240
You grab a like, I want to say tire iron just for the bit, but I'm not going to.

2481
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:05,240
You grab a fucking.

2482
01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:08,240
See what I'm saying?

2483
01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:09,240
Random heavy objects.

2484
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:10,240
It's not easy.

2485
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:13,240
There's a fireplace and there's the little like fireplace.

2486
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:14,240
Like a poker.

2487
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:15,240
Yeah.

2488
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:16,240
Like that.

2489
01:41:16,240 --> 01:41:17,240
Yeah.

2490
01:41:17,240 --> 01:41:18,240
We're in a fire.

2491
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:19,240
Oh shit.

2492
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:20,240
We got a fireplace.

2493
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,240
Damn.

2494
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,240
How do you not know that you have a fireplace?

2495
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,240
Fights.

2496
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,740
Well, I don't spend a lot of time at the house because like, you know, TikToks and Instagram

2497
01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:30,240
and this isn't like inside the house is like a laying place to film.

2498
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:31,240
So.

2499
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:32,240
I like your house.

2500
01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:33,240
I think it's really nice.

2501
01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:34,240
That's so cool.

2502
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:36,240
I'm going to break this glass open now.

2503
01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:37,240
Cool.

2504
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:45,240
Yep, bust the glass immediately root around for a bottle of whiskey and snag that shit.

2505
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:48,240
So are we just leaving the broken glass like this?

2506
01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:52,240
No, because then, then they're going to think somebody broke in and that's a whole other

2507
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:53,240
thing.

2508
01:41:53,240 --> 01:42:00,240
I would like to sweep up the glass and then like put the fire poker back where it is.

2509
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:04,240
Sweep up the glass and then try and arrange the bottles in the cabinet so that it's not

2510
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:09,240
obvious that the like the bottle was missing and then maybe write a note on it like from

2511
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:12,240
Tony like, Hey, had to come home to grab lunch.

2512
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:14,240
Wasn't like some bullshit like that.

2513
01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:18,240
Yeah, like make or like had to come back to get my palm aid forgot it tripped.

2514
01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:21,240
It's like something fell hit the glass.

2515
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:22,240
So sorry.

2516
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:23,240
Okay.

2517
01:42:23,240 --> 01:42:26,240
Give me a DC.

2518
01:42:26,240 --> 01:42:28,240
Have you looked at this liquor cabinet a lot?

2519
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:33,240
I probably like scoped it out before just waiting for the right opportunity.

2520
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:34,240
Yeah.

2521
01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:37,240
Okay, so I'm going to say a DC.

2522
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:39,240
Mm hmm.

2523
01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:42,240
Eight brains check or what's your brains?

2524
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,240
Eight dog.

2525
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,240
Cool.

2526
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,240
Work with me.

2527
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:52,240
Give me something call it five so I can't take half DC.

2528
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:54,240
Cool.

2529
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,240
Fuck's sake.

2530
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240
Oh my God.

2531
01:42:57,240 --> 01:43:00,240
I just can't remember what the fucking eight look like.

2532
01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:03,240
I have that moment so often while playing.

2533
01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:04,240
I'm so busted.

2534
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:06,240
I'm so busted.

2535
01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:08,240
I'm so busted.

2536
01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:09,240
I got eight.

2537
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:10,240
I explode.

2538
01:43:10,240 --> 01:43:11,240
Yeah.

2539
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,240
I got another eight.

2540
01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:13,240
Holy shit.

2541
01:43:13,240 --> 01:43:14,240
Fuck.

2542
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:15,240
We're at 16.

2543
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:16,240
I don't know what that is.

2544
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:17,240
It's a one.

2545
01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:18,240
Okay.

2546
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:19,240
I got 17.

2547
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:20,240
Shit.

2548
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:21,240
Um, the highest.

2549
01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:24,240
Why is my highest brain check on making a liquor kid look like it was possibly broken?

2550
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:25,240
Fuck.

2551
01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:26,240
I wasted it.

2552
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:30,240
I got a bottle of clarity that often eludes Tony comes to him.

2553
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:31,240
Wow.

2554
01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:33,240
And he is what it's like to be asked her.

2555
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:36,240
And you're not only like I can arrange this back.

2556
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,240
You go.

2557
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:38,240
Oh shit.

2558
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:42,240
I think that I should put like a bottle back in there.

2559
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,240
Oh yeah.

2560
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:45,240
To like take the place.

2561
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:48,240
Definitely got a bottle out in the garage that he's been sipping on.

2562
01:43:48,240 --> 01:43:49,240
Yeah.

2563
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:50,240
Yep.

2564
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:52,240
Tony's going to immediately go to the garage which is always left to unlock from the inside

2565
01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:53,240
of the house.

2566
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:58,240
And grab a very similar sized bottle that his dad has been sort of sipping on while he

2567
01:43:58,240 --> 01:43:59,240
works.

2568
01:43:59,240 --> 01:44:03,240
He's going to fill it up with water so that it like whatever other liquid is left in it

2569
01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:05,240
fill it up with water so that way it's the same.

2570
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:08,240
It looks almost exactly the same level as what the whiskey was.

2571
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:09,240
Yeah.

2572
01:44:09,240 --> 01:44:12,600
Um, and then rearrange it so that that bottle is already in the back but that it would be

2573
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,240
very hard press to find it.

2574
01:44:14,240 --> 01:44:17,240
And then very nice, sweet, hand-written note.

2575
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:18,240
Yeah.

2576
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:23,040
That fucking, God that's crazy that you succeeded that well on that.

2577
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:26,040
That goes fucking great.

2578
01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:29,040
I'm not getting caught today.

2579
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:35,040
Astor's, give me a DC six charm roll.

2580
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,040
Try a 19.

2581
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:37,040
Jesus Christ.

2582
01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:38,040
Okay.

2583
01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:39,040
Well three 19s on charm.

2584
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,040
That's insane.

2585
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:43,040
Um, Astor's mad impressed.

2586
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:47,040
She doesn't like say anything.

2587
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,040
That didn't happen very often.

2588
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:50,040
You are able to clog it.

2589
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:55,040
She's okay.

2590
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:59,040
That was like, Tony's definitely walking a little taller today.

2591
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:04,040
Clocking that Astor is like a proud of anything that he's done or like approving of any kind

2592
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:06,040
of like intellectual decision that he's made.

2593
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:08,040
Be like, yes.

2594
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:14,040
What you could see specifically the thought process was this is definitely not the way

2595
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:16,040
to go about getting this bottle of whiskey.

2596
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:19,040
It was definitely not breaking into the cabinet.

2597
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:26,040
But somehow you turned it around and you made it work.

2598
01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,040
That's me.

2599
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:28,040
What can I say?

2600
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:30,040
And that's a Tony original.

2601
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:31,040
That's a Tony original.

2602
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:34,040
The luck is strong with this one.

2603
01:45:34,040 --> 01:45:35,040
Infuriatingly so.

2604
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:38,040
The luck is strong with Tony.

2605
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,040
God.

2606
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:41,040
Um, so Astor's like, all right.

2607
01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:43,040
We're set for tomorrow.

2608
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:44,040
Yeah.

2609
01:45:44,040 --> 01:45:45,040
100%.

2610
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:51,040
I have your clothes and I have my whiskey.

2611
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:52,040
We're good.

2612
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:53,040
Yeah.

2613
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:54,040
Great.

2614
01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:55,040
Okay.

2615
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:57,040
Um, yeah.

2616
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:58,040
Yep.

2617
01:45:58,040 --> 01:46:03,040
What the fuck do I talk about with Jason?

2618
01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:05,040
Um, that's a great question.

2619
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:08,040
You can talk about anything football related.

2620
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:10,040
You don't even have to know what the sport is.

2621
01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:15,040
You can just mention football and he will talk for you.

2622
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:16,040
So like.

2623
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:22,040
Like you can be like, Hey, Jason, I like really wanted to go to a game this one time and like

2624
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:23,040
see you play.

2625
01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:27,040
But I didn't like what happened over that game and he's just going to fucking take it.

2626
01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:28,040
Okay.

2627
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:29,040
I can work with that.

2628
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:32,040
You know, and then he's going to say something about himself and you're going to hop in and

2629
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:34,040
go, Oh yeah, yeah, like I could totally see that.

2630
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:37,040
Like you are like super like you work out like you look like you work out a lot.

2631
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:40,040
Like, yeah, you look like a guy that could catch a ball and like definitely can throw

2632
01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:41,040
him.

2633
01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:42,040
That's all it takes.

2634
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,040
Not belittling.

2635
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:44,040
Nope.

2636
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:47,040
Jason doesn't know what that term means.

2637
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:50,040
I had to explain the word clone to you earlier today.

2638
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,040
That's besides the point.

2639
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:52,040
I'm a little smarter than Jason.

2640
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:54,040
I am a half step above Jason.

2641
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:55,040
Okay.

2642
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:58,040
At least maybe two half steps, maybe a full step.

2643
01:46:58,040 --> 01:46:59,040
Okay.

2644
01:46:59,040 --> 01:47:00,040
Maybe full step today.

2645
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:01,040
You're a full step.

2646
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:02,040
Yeah.

2647
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:03,040
Today I'm a full step.

2648
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:04,040
Exactly.

2649
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:06,040
No, I'm talking about literally just mention the fucking sport and then compliment him when

2650
01:47:06,040 --> 01:47:09,040
he's talking about himself and your foot is fully in the door.

2651
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:10,040
All right.

2652
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:11,040
Cool.

2653
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:12,040
Don't bring up Stacy.

2654
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:13,040
Don't bring up me.

2655
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:15,040
Don't talk about other kids at school.

2656
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:17,040
Don't do any of that.

2657
01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:19,040
Don't talk about anything.

2658
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:20,040
Correct.

2659
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:22,040
Only talk about football or himself.

2660
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,040
Okay.

2661
01:47:23,040 --> 01:47:26,040
God, I'm having second thoughts about this.

2662
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:27,040
Okay.

2663
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:30,040
Well, you know, it's the first time for everything, I guess.

2664
01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:31,040
Yeah.

2665
01:47:31,040 --> 01:47:32,040
Yeah.

2666
01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:34,040
First time for Jason is crazy.

2667
01:47:34,040 --> 01:47:35,040
Okay.

2668
01:47:35,040 --> 01:47:40,040
That's a crazy way to try and, yeah, like Jason's.

2669
01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:42,040
That's a pick for sure.

2670
01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:45,040
It was the thing that was ever supposed to happen though.

2671
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,040
It's like a...

2672
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:48,040
Well, you know, Tony worked a little Tony magic now.

2673
01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:50,040
Maybe there's a chance for something to happen.

2674
01:47:50,040 --> 01:47:51,040
I just don't know.

2675
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:55,040
Like I would pursue anything with Jason.

2676
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:59,040
Well, then why did we buy the whole outfit?

2677
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:03,040
Well, because I want you to have a good shot if you choose to take it.

2678
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:04,040
Okay.

2679
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:07,040
Well, you know, you can get to live on my level for a little bit.

2680
01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:08,040
Oh, haha.

2681
01:48:08,040 --> 01:48:09,040
Yeah, yeah.

2682
01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:10,040
Yeah.

2683
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:11,040
Well, you know what it's like up here at the top?

2684
01:48:11,040 --> 01:48:12,040
Head in the clouds, baby.

2685
01:48:12,040 --> 01:48:13,040
Exactly.

2686
01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:16,040
So what you felt like when you thought to put another bottle back in the cabinet?

2687
01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:17,040
Yeah, 100%.

2688
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:20,040
Living life on top.

2689
01:48:20,040 --> 01:48:27,040
Key in just absolutely greatest improv person, it's something that's me.

2690
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:28,040
Yeah.

2691
01:48:28,040 --> 01:48:29,040
Yep, that's me.

2692
01:48:29,040 --> 01:48:30,040
I'm the guy that does the improv.

2693
01:48:30,040 --> 01:48:31,040
You're so good at English too.

2694
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:32,040
Improv.

2695
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:33,040
Shut up, master.

2696
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:34,040
Shut up.

2697
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,040
Let me just shut up.

2698
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:36,040
Okay.

2699
01:48:36,040 --> 01:48:37,040
Okay.

2700
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:38,040
I got us this far.

2701
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:39,040
I brought up the whiskey.

2702
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:40,040
I fixed it.

2703
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,040
I fixed the door.

2704
01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:45,040
I, the clothes thing, the money.

2705
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:46,040
I did all that.

2706
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:47,040
No, you had a good day today.

2707
01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:48,040
You almost trapped on an apple.

2708
01:48:48,040 --> 01:48:50,040
And I saved you from that too.

2709
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,040
Yeah, that's because Stacey's a fucking bitch.

2710
01:48:52,040 --> 01:48:56,040
Yeah, I agree, but she's pretty.

2711
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:59,040
And that would do wonders for me.

2712
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:00,040
Like on social media?

2713
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:01,040
Yeah.

2714
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:02,040
You can't even, you've seen her?

2715
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,040
I mean, it's a little bit of a PR stunt.

2716
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:06,040
I'm not going to say that like it wouldn't be fucking awesome to spend a night with

2717
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:09,040
Stacey, but like also social media.

2718
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:10,040
Are you kidding me?

2719
01:49:10,040 --> 01:49:11,040
I'm fair enough.

2720
01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:15,040
Tony, the guy that stole Jason's girl also happens to be Stacey, queen of high school.

2721
01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:17,040
I'm pretty sure Tyler stole his girl first.

2722
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:20,040
Well, we're not going to talk about Tyler because Tyler's not in this equation.

2723
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:21,040
Okay.

2724
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:23,040
Tyler's not the one that we're worrying about right now.

2725
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:26,040
And you could ask her to be able to clock the time and be like, okay, it's close to

2726
01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:28,040
like when school is typically ending.

2727
01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:29,040
Right.

2728
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:31,040
So it's probably, you know, it's probably going to be a little bit of a little bit of

2729
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:32,040
a time.

2730
01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:35,040
So it's probably best that y'all get out of the house.

2731
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,040
Yep.

2732
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:37,040
So.

2733
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:38,040
Just do laps in the cold.

2734
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:39,040
I was about to say, yeah.

2735
01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:40,040
It just feels like that energy.

2736
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:42,040
Kick in rocks and circles.

2737
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:46,040
And then you all probably go back and you all have dinner with your parents, respectively.

2738
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:47,040
Yep.

2739
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:52,040
And you all go to bed and then you are, I assume you are not.

2740
01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:55,040
It is Tony packing for tomorrow morning?

2741
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:57,040
Tony is not packing for tomorrow morning.

2742
01:49:57,040 --> 01:49:58,040
Tony.

2743
01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:01,040
He's planning on sneaking a whole bunch of shit in Aster's things and looking like he

2744
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:02,040
brought nothing.

2745
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:06,040
I was about to say, you rolling up and just fucking raw dog in life and now you have to

2746
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:08,040
manage to hide a bottle of whiskey.

2747
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:09,040
Um, so.

2748
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:11,040
Guess whose bag it's going in.

2749
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:14,040
Who's checking Aster's bag?

2750
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:15,040
Fair enough.

2751
01:50:15,040 --> 01:50:16,040
Nobody else.

2752
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:17,040
Fair enough.

2753
01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:18,040
And they don't have a bag for me to check.

2754
01:50:18,040 --> 01:50:19,040
Fair enough.

2755
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:21,040
Um, so it's this morning, it would be.

2756
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:22,040
Tony, super cool guy.

2757
01:50:22,040 --> 01:50:23,040
It would be Aster's.

2758
01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:24,040
Cool ideas.

2759
01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:26,040
Aster's parents are going to drive you this morning.

2760
01:50:26,040 --> 01:50:28,040
Um, so.

2761
01:50:28,040 --> 01:50:29,040
Sick.

2762
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:32,040
Uh, do you walk over to their place or do you think they pick you up?

2763
01:50:32,040 --> 01:50:34,040
I guess I'll walk over to their place.

2764
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:35,040
Okay.

2765
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:39,040
Um, are you like, how are you hiding this bottle of whiskey?

2766
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:41,040
On the walk.

2767
01:50:41,040 --> 01:50:42,040
Right.

2768
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:43,040
Right.

2769
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:44,040
Right.

2770
01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:45,040
Right.

2771
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,040
Right.

2772
01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:52,040
Um, I'm going to leave the bottle of whiskey and maybe like a change of clothes and the

2773
01:50:52,040 --> 01:50:57,040
other stuff that Tony would bring with him in a very small duffle hidden in the bushes

2774
01:50:57,040 --> 01:51:02,040
in front of his place and then gets in the car with Aster's family and he goes, wait,

2775
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:04,040
pulls the same shit he always does.

2776
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:05,040
I forgot something.

2777
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:07,040
I got it in my comb.

2778
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:08,040
Oh, right.

2779
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:12,040
And then immediately just grab the bag and then just fucking, I don't know, do something

2780
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:13,040
with it, try and throw it in the back.

2781
01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:17,040
Aster like meets you, like as soon as you open the, like you leave the door open and Aster's

2782
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:19,040
parents are like chit chatting with each other.

2783
01:51:19,040 --> 01:51:24,840
Uh, and she like has a comically large duffle bag and so like the door is open and she opens

2784
01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:29,040
it up and is like, like leaving room for you to like fucking toss it in.

2785
01:51:29,040 --> 01:51:31,040
Um, she's like, bye then.

2786
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,040
I didn't, I didn't think.

2787
01:51:33,040 --> 01:51:36,040
Yeah, your duffle bag can fit my duffle bag.

2788
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:37,040
Cool.

2789
01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:39,040
Now I have to run back across the street and grab the duffle bag.

2790
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:42,040
I thought you put it in the duffle bag or I thought, wait.

2791
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:46,600
No, like I put the duffle bag like in the yard of Tony's parents place so that as they're

2792
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:50,600
pulling out of the cul-sac, you can be like, wait, I gotta go and grab the bag.

2793
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:51,600
Never mind then.

2794
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:52,600
No, it's okay.

2795
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:53,600
We can do that.

2796
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:55,600
He'll just run across the street and grab the bag and come back.

2797
01:51:55,600 --> 01:51:57,600
Aster's parents are checked out a little bit.

2798
01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:02,680
Kindly they're not the most attentive in the world, which is why their daughter is the

2799
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:05,600
way she is.

2800
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:06,600
She's a little crazy.

2801
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:07,600
Bag secured, baby.

2802
01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:11,440
Before you left the house, you saw a note that your mom left on the kitchen counter

2803
01:52:11,440 --> 01:52:13,600
with $20 that says, have fun.

2804
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:14,600
Fucking school.

2805
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:20,600
And there's another little $5 tucked underneath that says buy Aster lunch.

2806
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:23,600
Aster's getting her own fucking money.

2807
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:26,600
With a little winky face on it.

2808
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:29,600
Five bucks for real, dog?

2809
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:30,600
Yeah.

2810
01:52:30,600 --> 01:52:31,600
See, this Christmas come early.

2811
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:34,600
I'll say, you were like, I'm working for money and I was already like, I...

2812
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,600
I don't know, like $32, man.

2813
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:37,600
That's crazy.

2814
01:52:37,600 --> 01:52:40,600
The start of the day of the 40 were at 32.

2815
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:41,600
That's impressive.

2816
01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:43,600
None of it is my own money.

2817
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:45,600
Hell yeah.

2818
01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:49,600
So, Tony does not even like really have it.

2819
01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:51,600
Tony's bag is itty bitty.

2820
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:52,600
Okay.

2821
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,600
Tony's bag is small.

2822
01:52:55,600 --> 01:53:00,600
Aster rolls up and like you all pull up to the school and Aster's parents wave goodbye

2823
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:01,600
to her.

2824
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,600
He's like, yeah, yeah.

2825
01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:04,600
Okay.

2826
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:05,600
Okay.

2827
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:07,600
Do you get out early?

2828
01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:09,600
Not in front of Aster's parents.

2829
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:15,600
I don't want to let them know that like that's who their daughter is at this particular school.

2830
01:53:15,600 --> 01:53:20,600
So, Tony will bite the bullet on the days that her parents are the ones to drop them

2831
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,600
off and walk out with Aster.

2832
01:53:22,600 --> 01:53:26,600
I'll say this is a day where you definitely like everyone's getting that early because

2833
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:27,600
you all are leaving it.

2834
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:28,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2835
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:29,600
We're not worried about it.

2836
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:31,600
I mean, it's just your class that would be there.

2837
01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:36,600
Just Stacy and Jason and Tyler and all the people I care about impressing.

2838
01:53:36,600 --> 01:53:44,600
So, you all get out and Aster is like, like Aster's parents also, Mr. and Mrs. Donovan

2839
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:45,600
are very, very sweet to you.

2840
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:48,600
They really like you.

2841
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:53,600
And Mr. Donovan also like before you leave like fully catches you.

2842
01:53:53,600 --> 01:54:00,600
He's like, hey, make sure she doesn't like get into too much trouble.

2843
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:02,600
Yeah, no, for sure.

2844
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:05,600
Mr. Donovan, I would not let that happen.

2845
01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:06,600
I appreciate it a lot, Tony.

2846
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:07,600
Yep.

2847
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:08,600
For sure.

2848
01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:09,600
You're a good kid.

2849
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:14,600
That's what they say about Tony Zuko is that he's a good kid.

2850
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:17,600
I forgot your fucking last name and that was a goddamn jump scare.

2851
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,600
That's what they say about Tony.

2852
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:22,600
Tony's a good, good guy, good kid.

2853
01:54:22,600 --> 01:54:26,600
And he gives a nod as Aster is like, it's taking her a minute to unload all of her stuff because

2854
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,600
she's got like her thick ass back.

2855
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:30,600
Aster, come on.

2856
01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:31,600
Man.

2857
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:36,600
Tony's just going to start fucking putting his hands in the back of the car and just yanking shit out and fucking put it.

2858
01:54:36,600 --> 01:54:37,600
Hey, be careful.

2859
01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:38,600
No, I don't.

2860
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,600
Aster, shut the fuck up.

2861
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:40,600
Shut up.

2862
01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:41,600
You shut the fuck up.

2863
01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:42,600
Your parents need to get out of here, man.

2864
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:43,600
No.

2865
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:44,600
Cool.

2866
01:54:44,600 --> 01:54:45,600
So pick it up, put it on the goddamn ground.

2867
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:46,600
Pick it up, put it on the ground.

2868
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:47,600
It's just there's so many of them.

2869
01:54:47,600 --> 01:54:48,600
I don't care.

2870
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:49,600
Okay.

2871
01:54:49,600 --> 01:54:54,600
She's getting yelled at and is fully just like a little frazzled as she's like unloading

2872
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,600
the stuff.

2873
01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:58,600
And she's also probably wearing like the jacket that you all bought at Goodwill.

2874
01:54:58,600 --> 01:55:02,600
Tony is trying to put as many of these bags on the bus as quickly as humanly possible so

2875
01:55:02,600 --> 01:55:03,600
that nobody sees it.

2876
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:06,600
There's so many of them and they're so big.

2877
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:07,600
Aster.

2878
01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:08,600
Come on.

2879
01:55:08,600 --> 01:55:14,600
Listen, I just, I have like my routines.

2880
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,600
I have my routines too.

2881
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:19,600
In a tiny little fucking double bag.

2882
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:20,600
We're going one place.

2883
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:21,600
I know.

2884
01:55:21,600 --> 01:55:22,600
I'm aware but like what if we-

2885
01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:23,600
One night.

2886
01:55:23,600 --> 01:55:27,600
Yeah, but what if we see like a fucking ghost and my ghost shit and then if we see like

2887
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:32,600
a fucking, I gotta have my goggles in case we have to go like any fucking swimming shit

2888
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:33,600
and then I also have to get-

2889
01:55:33,600 --> 01:55:34,600
Aster.

2890
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:35,600
Aster.

2891
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:38,600
Think about what you're saying.

2892
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:42,600
We're going somewhere one evening and you're bringing your ghost things in case you see

2893
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:47,100
a fucking, what, in case you see Casper and then you're bringing your swimming things in

2894
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:49,600
case we take a fucking dip in the lake.

2895
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:50,600
Yeah.

2896
01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:52,600
I don't swim like that.

2897
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:53,600
I know you don't.

2898
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:54,600
So that's a solo adventure.

2899
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:57,600
But if I see the fucking critter, I'm going.

2900
01:55:57,600 --> 01:55:59,600
You're going to jump in the water after the critter.

2901
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:00,600
Yes.

2902
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,600
You are insane.

2903
01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:02,600
You know this.

2904
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:07,600
You are so unhinged as a human being and I want you to know that in this moment.

2905
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:10,600
You know what, you know what, you know what your dad just told me.

2906
01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:11,600
He looks me in my face.

2907
01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:12,600
He goes, yeah, keep asterisfic.

2908
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:14,600
Oh, she never made decisions like that.

2909
01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:15,600
She's good.

2910
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:19,600
And then like also I'm good and I'll keep her from doing dumb shit.

2911
01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:23,600
Little does he know that his daughter picked fucking scuba gear.

2912
01:56:23,600 --> 01:56:27,600
It's not like a full, I don't have like a tank.

2913
01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:28,600
It's like the little snorkel.

2914
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:29,600
Aster.

2915
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:30,600
Okay.

2916
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:31,600
Fine.

2917
01:56:31,600 --> 01:56:33,600
She puts like one of the duffels back in her parents.

2918
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:34,600
Just put it under.

2919
01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:35,600
Just keep it, keep it together.

2920
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:36,600
Keep it together.

2921
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:37,600
Keep it together.

2922
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:38,600
I'm keeping it together.

2923
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:39,600
I'm cool this weekend.

2924
01:56:39,600 --> 01:56:40,600
I'm cool.

2925
01:56:40,600 --> 01:56:43,600
I'm going to go score the seats for us on the bus while you load up 76 bags.

2926
01:56:43,600 --> 01:56:44,600
Okay.

2927
01:56:44,600 --> 01:56:45,600
Yeah.

2928
01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:46,600
Cool.

2929
01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:47,600
She's like full loading bags.

2930
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:51,600
Tony is just going to leave that where it is and it's going to hop on the bus.

2931
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:57,600
I'll say I is so some people have like started to come onto the bus.

2932
01:56:57,600 --> 01:57:00,600
So there's like some nerds who are kind of like sitting in the middle.

2933
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:04,600
There's some goth kids who are kind of like also towards like the middle back.

2934
01:57:04,600 --> 01:57:09,600
And then you can see Jason and Stacy are already in the back of the bus.

2935
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:12,600
They're sitting separately.

2936
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:16,600
Are there people in their seats like sitting next to them?

2937
01:57:16,600 --> 01:57:20,600
There's, oh, right now it's their stuff.

2938
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:22,600
It's sitting next to them.

2939
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:26,600
Like it's like Stacy's in the window side of one side of the seat and then Jason is

2940
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:28,600
in the other and it's like their stuff in between.

2941
01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:32,600
So it's like on the fuck on and they're like making a thing of like, I'm not going to sit

2942
01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:33,600
next to you.

2943
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:36,600
But like if you wanted to sit next to me, you could.

2944
01:57:36,600 --> 01:57:38,600
Stacy is so not worth it.

2945
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:40,600
Stacy is not worth it.

2946
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:42,600
I'm aware that I made that.

2947
01:57:42,600 --> 01:57:46,600
That is so the decision that Tony is going to have to fucking bite the bullet through

2948
01:57:46,600 --> 01:57:50,600
her teeth and make but goddamn the trope.

2949
01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:55,600
I want you all to know and he knows this because I was talking out loud when I was talking about

2950
01:57:55,600 --> 01:57:57,600
what tropes I was including.

2951
01:57:57,600 --> 01:57:59,600
It was mean girl.

2952
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:01,600
Come on, Stacy.

2953
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,600
Quit fucking fighting me.

2954
01:58:03,600 --> 01:58:05,600
Jesus.

2955
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:07,600
That sounds terrifying.

2956
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:09,600
But at this point it's early enough.

2957
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:14,600
Instagram pictures generally have like your pick of where you want to sit on the bus.

2958
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:16,600
Well, not now.

2959
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,600
There's a duffel bag in my seat.

2960
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:21,600
I mean, you could move the duffel bag.

2961
01:58:21,600 --> 01:58:24,600
Yeah, but that feels, I don't want to have to ask.

2962
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:26,600
You know what, fuck it.

2963
01:58:26,600 --> 01:58:27,600
I'm going to go up.

2964
01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:29,600
The seat in front of her is open.

2965
01:58:29,600 --> 01:58:31,600
Nah, that's too far.

2966
01:58:31,600 --> 01:58:36,600
It's, listen, it's for Tony, it's definitely 100% a game of like the closer the better.

2967
01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:38,600
Proximity.

2968
01:58:38,600 --> 01:58:41,600
Proximity, the ultimate game in high school.

2969
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:42,600
Proximity.

2970
01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:43,600
Fair enough.

2971
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:44,600
I'm not playing it.

2972
01:58:44,600 --> 01:58:45,600
Fuck it.

2973
01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:47,600
I'm going to walk up over to Stacy.

2974
01:58:47,600 --> 01:58:48,600
Well, you know what?

2975
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:49,600
You know what?

2976
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,600
So that it's clear that I'm not trying to play sides too much.

2977
01:58:51,600 --> 01:58:53,600
I'm going to talk to a few people along the way.

2978
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,600
And then I'm going to talk to Jason first.

2979
01:58:55,600 --> 01:58:57,600
And then I'm going to make it look like I was going to walk up.

2980
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:58,600
Hey, Stacy.

2981
01:58:58,600 --> 01:58:59,600
Yeah.

2982
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,600
What's going on?

2983
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:01,600
She's in the back of the bus.

2984
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:02,600
I know.

2985
01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:03,600
I know.

2986
01:59:03,600 --> 01:59:04,600
I know where she's sitting.

2987
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:05,600
Okay.

2988
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,600
The things you do.

2989
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,600
Fair enough.

2990
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:10,600
The things you do.

2991
01:59:10,600 --> 01:59:11,600
Fair enough.

2992
01:59:11,600 --> 01:59:13,600
So you make your way.

2993
01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:16,600
I guess you're talking to the fucking God kids and the nerd kids.

2994
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:18,600
The nerd kids.

2995
01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:25,600
They look a little confused as to why you're talking to them.

2996
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:28,600
Lisa from before definitely like.

2997
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:30,600
Work with me, people.

2998
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:32,600
Work with me.

2999
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:33,600
Come on.

3000
01:59:33,600 --> 01:59:35,600
She like looks a little confused.

3001
01:59:35,600 --> 01:59:38,600
But it's not like it's not altogether unpleasant from anyone.

3002
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:39,600
I think other than Lisa.

3003
01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:40,600
Yeah.

3004
01:59:40,600 --> 01:59:42,600
I apologize to Lisa.

3005
01:59:42,600 --> 01:59:43,600
Yeah.

3006
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:44,600
Quietly.

3007
01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:45,600
Yes.

3008
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:46,600
Thank you.

3009
01:59:46,600 --> 01:59:47,600
Yes.

3010
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,600
I'd love to apologize to Lisa.

3011
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:50,600
She's like it's cool, man.

3012
01:59:50,600 --> 02:00:00,600
No, it's just like, you know, I had like a coffee that morning and I was a little wiry and on edge and I saw cards and my brain was like, oh, gotta touch the cards and I didn't think.

3013
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:01,600
Yeah.

3014
02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:02,600
Yeah.

3015
02:00:02,600 --> 02:00:03,600
And then, you know.

3016
02:00:03,600 --> 02:00:04,600
I don't like people touching my cards.

3017
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:05,600
Yeah.

3018
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:06,600
No, I totally get.

3019
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:07,600
I don't like people touching my hair.

3020
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:08,600
So like I get it.

3021
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:09,600
Yeah.

3022
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:11,600
I just like to go and see them where they were.

3023
02:00:11,600 --> 02:00:12,600
Cool.

3024
02:00:12,600 --> 02:00:13,600
Cool.

3025
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:14,600
Cool.

3026
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:15,600
Cool.

3027
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:16,600
Cool.

3028
02:00:16,600 --> 02:00:17,600
Awesome.

3029
02:00:17,600 --> 02:00:18,600
Keep going.

3030
02:00:18,600 --> 02:00:25,600
She waves over like the blonde like Goth girl when she sits next to her and don't get too excited.

3031
02:00:25,600 --> 02:00:26,600
What a rare type.

3032
02:00:26,600 --> 02:00:27,600
I literally have this written down.

3033
02:00:27,600 --> 02:00:28,600
What a rare type.

3034
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:32,600
Oh, it's like, I have her holding in my head.

3035
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:33,600
This mic.

3036
02:00:33,600 --> 02:00:34,600
Yeah.

3037
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:36,600
You can take a second to fix the mic if you want.

3038
02:00:36,600 --> 02:00:39,600
Yeah, I'm gonna get a description of blonde Goth girl.

3039
02:00:39,600 --> 02:00:41,600
Yeah, so it's like, it's very like swoopy hair.

3040
02:00:41,600 --> 02:00:44,600
It's like, it goes like way over one eye.

3041
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:46,600
Her name is Aurora.

3042
02:00:46,600 --> 02:00:54,600
She's got like really heavy eye makeup and is wearing like a dress and like a long sleeve shirt underneath it that's got like the stripes.

3043
02:00:54,600 --> 02:01:00,600
And she sits down next to Lisa and she gives her a little kiss on the cheek.

3044
02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:01,600
And, oh, that was awful.

3045
02:01:01,600 --> 02:01:02,600
I'm back.

3046
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:03,600
My bad.

3047
02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:04,600
Yeah, that was terrible.

3048
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:05,600
So sorry.

3049
02:01:05,600 --> 02:01:11,600
So she sits next to her and then you make your way to the back of the bus and Jason goes, what's up man?

3050
02:01:11,600 --> 02:01:13,600
What's up, Jason?

3051
02:01:13,600 --> 02:01:15,600
You get any more cigarettes for this weekend?

3052
02:01:15,600 --> 02:01:16,600
No, not for this weekend.

3053
02:01:16,600 --> 02:01:19,600
I thought I'd bring something a little different this time.

3054
02:01:19,600 --> 02:01:22,600
You got wheat?

3055
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:25,600
No, Jason.

3056
02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:28,600
Not that kind of different, man.

3057
02:01:28,600 --> 02:01:31,600
No, I brought some booze.

3058
02:01:31,600 --> 02:01:32,600
Some alcohol.

3059
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:33,600
Oh.

3060
02:01:33,600 --> 02:01:34,600
Yeah, for the party.

3061
02:01:34,600 --> 02:01:36,600
Yeah, you're talking about that.

3062
02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:37,600
Yep.

3063
02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:38,600
Cool.

3064
02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:40,600
So what'd you bring?

3065
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:41,600
You bring anything cool?

3066
02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:43,600
Bring any weed or cigarettes?

3067
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:45,600
Cigarettes.

3068
02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:46,600
Lighter.

3069
02:01:46,600 --> 02:01:48,600
Yeah, you remember that?

3070
02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:49,600
You remember that one?

3071
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:50,600
You remember the lighter?

3072
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:52,600
Yeah, I remember that, man.

3073
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:54,600
Yeah, for sure.

3074
02:01:54,600 --> 02:01:55,600
Giving you shit.

3075
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:56,600
Mm-hmm.

3076
02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:57,600
Yep.

3077
02:01:57,600 --> 02:01:58,600
Cool.

3078
02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:00,600
Fuck.

3079
02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:02,600
Oh my god.

3080
02:02:02,600 --> 02:02:05,600
Listen, I think someone called me so stupid.

3081
02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:07,600
So is anybody setting in this seat?

3082
02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:10,600
Actually, he's going to point to the spot where Jason's shit is.

3083
02:02:10,600 --> 02:02:14,600
Uh, not right now.

3084
02:02:14,600 --> 02:02:17,600
Okay, well like all the seats in the bus have filled up

3085
02:02:17,600 --> 02:02:20,600
and Astor is still going to need a place to sit.

3086
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:22,600
So I was just wondering if it was cool if she sat next to you.

3087
02:02:22,600 --> 02:02:24,600
Who?

3088
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:27,600
What a fucking...

3089
02:02:27,600 --> 02:02:29,600
Okay.

3090
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:33,600
Uh, Kid always sits in the back of science class next to me.

3091
02:02:33,600 --> 02:02:36,600
She wears glasses, flannel, a lot of green.

3092
02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:37,600
That's a chick?

3093
02:02:37,600 --> 02:02:40,600
Yeah, Jason, that's a chick.

3094
02:02:40,600 --> 02:02:44,600
Uh, why don't you just sit here, man?

3095
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:47,600
Well, I was going to sit next to Stacy, actually.

3096
02:02:47,600 --> 02:02:49,600
I was going to talk to her about the alcohol that I brought

3097
02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:51,600
because it was primarily for her.

3098
02:02:51,600 --> 02:02:54,600
It was like a request for her, so I was going to make sure she was like cool with what I brought.

3099
02:02:54,600 --> 02:02:56,600
I mean, we're like playing the party together.

3100
02:02:56,600 --> 02:02:58,600
Yeah, that's cool.

3101
02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:01,600
Like, I know, I believe that for sure.

3102
02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:04,600
I just thought I would talk to Stacy for a minute, you know, if that's cool.

3103
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:07,600
I mean, you guys aren't like a thing anymore,

3104
02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:09,600
so I thought maybe that like it was cool.

3105
02:03:09,600 --> 02:03:11,600
Like, I don't want to step on anybody's toes.

3106
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:12,600
Like, I'm not...

3107
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:13,600
It's complicated.

3108
02:03:13,600 --> 02:03:15,600
Right, I'm not going over there to like chatter up anything.

3109
02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:18,600
Jason, unless you're worried about that, you know, Stacy talking to me.

3110
02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:19,600
No.

3111
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:20,600
That's cool, so I'll just go...

3112
02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:22,600
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not worried about that.

3113
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:25,600
For sure, then I'll just go and sit over there and ask her to sit next to you then.

3114
02:03:25,600 --> 02:03:26,600
Yeah, sure.

3115
02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:28,600
Fucking prick, man.

3116
02:03:28,600 --> 02:03:29,600
Oh my God.

3117
02:03:29,600 --> 02:03:30,600
Cool.

3118
02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:33,600
I'm going to turn around and start talking to Stacy, I guess.

3119
02:03:33,600 --> 02:03:34,600
Cool.

3120
02:03:34,600 --> 02:03:38,600
Aster comes on the bus with another bag in her hands that she was not able to fit in the undercarriage.

3121
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:42,600
I cannot save her.

3122
02:03:42,600 --> 02:03:45,600
She's like looking around and she...

3123
02:03:45,600 --> 02:03:46,600
I guess I'm just going to wave her back.

3124
02:03:46,600 --> 02:03:47,600
Cool.

3125
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,600
She makes her way to the back of the bus.

3126
02:03:49,600 --> 02:03:52,600
She's trying to...

3127
02:03:52,600 --> 02:03:59,600
She at first tries to put the bag in the overhead and then it's like that she cannot reach,

3128
02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:01,600
so she's just like, I'm just going to take this under the seat.

3129
02:04:01,600 --> 02:04:06,600
I guess I'll walk over and fucking grab it and just shove it in the overhead.

3130
02:04:06,600 --> 02:04:08,600
She's like, I can fucking sit in the middle of the lap.

3131
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:09,600
Aster, Aster.

3132
02:04:09,600 --> 02:04:12,600
I'm all right now.

3133
02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:13,600
Come with me.

3134
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:14,600
Someone's in move.

3135
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:15,600
Come with me.

3136
02:04:15,600 --> 02:04:16,600
Okay.

3137
02:04:16,600 --> 02:04:18,600
And then I guess I'll just introduce her.

3138
02:04:18,600 --> 02:04:19,600
Is she wearing the new outfit?

3139
02:04:19,600 --> 02:04:22,600
She's wearing the jacket at least.

3140
02:04:22,600 --> 02:04:23,600
Okay.

3141
02:04:23,600 --> 02:04:24,600
Did she do?

3142
02:04:24,600 --> 02:04:25,600
She's probably...

3143
02:04:25,600 --> 02:04:27,600
Anything different with her appearance today?

3144
02:04:27,600 --> 02:04:29,600
Like enough for Jason to notice.

3145
02:04:29,600 --> 02:04:34,600
She's probably, as per your suggestion, has used a little bit of curl product in her hair,

3146
02:04:34,600 --> 02:04:35,600
so it's a little less frizzy.

3147
02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:36,600
Thank God.

3148
02:04:36,600 --> 02:04:41,600
I mean, it's still not as stylish as it could be, but it looks nicer.

3149
02:04:41,600 --> 02:04:42,600
Yeah, for sure.

3150
02:04:42,600 --> 02:04:47,600
I'm still wearing her thick-ass glasses, but has a very trend.

3151
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:51,800
Like, I've decided, instead of it being like the cheer jacket, it's like one of the Lulu

3152
02:04:51,800 --> 02:04:53,600
Lim and like zip up at the tops.

3153
02:04:53,600 --> 02:04:54,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3154
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:56,600
Athletic tops, at leisure tops.

3155
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:59,600
I have no idea what bottom she's wearing with that top.

3156
02:04:59,600 --> 02:05:00,600
Buck in.

3157
02:05:00,600 --> 02:05:01,600
Who knows, man?

3158
02:05:01,600 --> 02:05:03,600
Because she's not wearing the fucking skirt.

3159
02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:06,600
Probably like leggings, I guess at this point.

3160
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:07,600
Yeah, some shitty leggings.

3161
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,600
She looks a bit uncomfortable.

3162
02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:10,600
Like this is not...

3163
02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:11,600
That's okay.

3164
02:05:11,600 --> 02:05:21,600
It's very clear that this is not the vibe and also like no one is used to seeing Aster's...

3165
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:22,600
How do I say this?

3166
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:23,600
Aster's shape?

3167
02:05:23,600 --> 02:05:24,600
Right.

3168
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:29,600
She is always wearing some type of baggy or frumpy something, and so this is all now suddenly

3169
02:05:29,600 --> 02:05:33,600
like form-fitting clothing, and she's like, feels a little bit naked.

3170
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:34,600
For sure.

3171
02:05:34,600 --> 02:05:37,600
But is she's there?

3172
02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:38,600
Awesome.

3173
02:05:38,600 --> 02:05:39,600
I'm gonna reach down.

3174
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:40,600
I'm gonna pick up Jason's bag.

3175
02:05:40,600 --> 02:05:45,600
I'm gonna shove it into the fucking overhead, and then I'm going to wave Aster over to take

3176
02:05:45,600 --> 02:05:46,600
a seat.

3177
02:05:46,600 --> 02:05:47,600
Give me a DC...

3178
02:05:47,600 --> 02:05:53,600
I have a six in brawn if that's what we're looking at.

3179
02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,600
I mean guys, okay, that's higher than I thought it was.

3180
02:05:55,600 --> 02:06:00,600
It's gonna be a DC four.

3181
02:06:00,600 --> 02:06:06,600
That was three.

3182
02:06:06,600 --> 02:06:19,120
Something like falls out of the side of his bag as you're like putting it up.

3183
02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:20,600
It's not like anything like crazy.

3184
02:06:20,600 --> 02:06:23,600
It's like a pack of cigarettes.

3185
02:06:23,600 --> 02:06:24,600
My bad.

3186
02:06:24,600 --> 02:06:25,600
My bad, Jason.

3187
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:29,600
Let me just put it back in the bag.

3188
02:06:29,600 --> 02:06:30,600
I'm not taking one.

3189
02:06:30,600 --> 02:06:32,600
No, I'm not gonna take one.

3190
02:06:32,600 --> 02:06:33,600
I'm not...

3191
02:06:33,600 --> 02:06:34,600
Yes, anyways.

3192
02:06:34,600 --> 02:06:35,600
Shane Smoker.

3193
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:36,600
Jason, Aster, Aster Jason.

3194
02:06:36,600 --> 02:06:37,600
Aster's like, hey.

3195
02:06:37,600 --> 02:06:38,600
This is when you take a seat, Aster.

3196
02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:39,600
I got that, yeah.

3197
02:06:39,600 --> 02:06:40,600
She sits, she's like...

3198
02:06:40,600 --> 02:06:41,600
It's uncomfortable.

3199
02:06:41,600 --> 02:06:44,600
It's like trying to figure out like there's...

3200
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:47,600
My skin can feel the seat now.

3201
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:48,600
You know?

3202
02:06:48,600 --> 02:06:49,600
It's like no longer...

3203
02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:53,600
This fucking raw skin on the shitty fucking pleather seats.

3204
02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:55,600
It's not even like her skin.

3205
02:06:55,600 --> 02:06:57,600
It's like, I'm not gonna take a seat.

3206
02:06:57,600 --> 02:06:58,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3207
02:06:58,600 --> 02:06:59,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3208
02:06:59,600 --> 02:07:00,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3209
02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:01,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3210
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:02,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3211
02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:03,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3212
02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:04,600
I'm gonna take a seat.

3213
02:07:04,600 --> 02:07:06,600
It's not even like her skin is actually touching it.

3214
02:07:06,600 --> 02:07:10,600
It is just she's no longer wearing like thick ass, like dead-hum.

3215
02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:11,600
Yep.

3216
02:07:11,600 --> 02:07:12,600
Yep.

3217
02:07:12,600 --> 02:07:16,600
And you can see Jason's kind of like looks at her and is like, what's up?

3218
02:07:16,600 --> 02:07:17,600
You new?

3219
02:07:17,600 --> 02:07:19,600
She's like, no, we've...

3220
02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:20,600
Please say something smart.

3221
02:07:20,600 --> 02:07:21,600
Please say something smart.

3222
02:07:21,600 --> 02:07:25,600
We've gone to school together since like second grade.

3223
02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:27,600
He's like, really?

3224
02:07:27,600 --> 02:07:31,600
She's like, yeah.

3225
02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:34,600
You play football.

3226
02:07:34,600 --> 02:07:35,600
Football.

3227
02:07:35,600 --> 02:07:41,600
And she does like a little finger guns and he's like, you watch football?

3228
02:07:41,600 --> 02:07:43,600
She's like, you play...

3229
02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:45,600
She just says, you play football again.

3230
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:47,600
He's like, yeah, the fuck I do.

3231
02:07:47,600 --> 02:07:54,600
And it just like immediately launches and starts talking for like five minutes and then...

3232
02:07:54,600 --> 02:07:57,600
Or not even five minutes for like 45 seconds.

3233
02:07:57,600 --> 02:07:59,600
And then he starts to kind of like peter out.

3234
02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:00,600
Yep.

3235
02:08:00,600 --> 02:08:03,600
And do you talk to Stacy or try and move her bag?

3236
02:08:03,600 --> 02:08:04,600
Yep.

3237
02:08:04,600 --> 02:08:05,600
Talking to Stacy.

3238
02:08:05,600 --> 02:08:06,600
I'm not going to touch her bag.

3239
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:07,600
Talk to Stacy first.

3240
02:08:07,600 --> 02:08:08,600
I'm going to talk to her at least.

3241
02:08:08,600 --> 02:08:11,600
Well, you know, is every other seat in the bus filled?

3242
02:08:11,600 --> 02:08:12,600
Shit.

3243
02:08:12,600 --> 02:08:13,600
Okay.

3244
02:08:13,600 --> 02:08:15,600
Not even a little, but it's okay.

3245
02:08:15,600 --> 02:08:16,600
We can pretend it is.

3246
02:08:16,600 --> 02:08:17,600
No, that's all right.

3247
02:08:17,600 --> 02:08:21,600
Not even a little is fine.

3248
02:08:21,600 --> 02:08:22,600
Does Stacy...

3249
02:08:22,600 --> 02:08:23,600
Like, what is...

3250
02:08:23,600 --> 02:08:24,600
Does she...

3251
02:08:24,600 --> 02:08:25,600
Is she checked out?

3252
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:26,600
Is she staring out the window?

3253
02:08:26,600 --> 02:08:27,600
What is she doing?

3254
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:28,600
She's texting someone on her phone.

3255
02:08:28,600 --> 02:08:29,600
Oh, cool.

3256
02:08:29,600 --> 02:08:31,600
I'm just going to walk up and...

3257
02:08:31,600 --> 02:08:36,600
Well, now that I'm done, like I'm literally just on the other side of the aisle.

3258
02:08:36,600 --> 02:08:39,600
I'm just going to turn around and be like, oh, hey, what's up?

3259
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:40,600
Stacy, I got that.

3260
02:08:40,600 --> 02:08:43,600
I got that thing we talked about yesterday.

3261
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:44,600
Right.

3262
02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:45,600
Yeah.

3263
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:46,600
The...

3264
02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:48,600
Rhymes with Biskie.

3265
02:08:48,600 --> 02:08:49,600
Yeah.

3266
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:50,600
Yep.

3267
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:51,600
Tisky.

3268
02:08:51,600 --> 02:08:55,600
Um, what brand is it?

3269
02:08:55,600 --> 02:09:00,600
I don't know, Whiskey Brands.

3270
02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:03,600
Um, Jack Daniels does Whiskey, yeah?

3271
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:04,600
Jack Daniels.

3272
02:09:04,600 --> 02:09:06,600
Oh my God.

3273
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:07,600
I love that one.

3274
02:09:07,600 --> 02:09:08,600
Yeah.

3275
02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:09,600
It's like, like, honey flavored.

3276
02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:10,600
It's supposed to be really good.

3277
02:09:10,600 --> 02:09:11,600
Oh, okay.

3278
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:12,600
Yeah, a little sweeter.

3279
02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:13,600
I've never had like a fancy one before.

3280
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:14,600
Yeah, super fancy.

3281
02:09:14,600 --> 02:09:15,600
Yeah.

3282
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:19,600
I really don't care as long as you're mixing it with like a fucking Coke slushie.

3283
02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:21,600
It goes down the hatch, so.

3284
02:09:21,600 --> 02:09:24,600
Um, I really appreciate that though.

3285
02:09:24,600 --> 02:09:27,600
It's, it'll be nice to have something other than like beer.

3286
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:28,600
Yeah, for sure.

3287
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:32,600
Um, you know, I, it's a classy kind of guy, classy drink for a classy lady.

3288
02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:33,600
Oh, I appreciate it.

3289
02:09:33,600 --> 02:09:35,600
Who's the classy lady?

3290
02:09:35,600 --> 02:09:37,600
Yeah, that's you, Stacy.

3291
02:09:37,600 --> 02:09:39,600
No, I, yeah, I got that.

3292
02:09:39,600 --> 02:09:40,600
I'm just...

3293
02:09:40,600 --> 02:09:41,600
Right.

3294
02:09:41,600 --> 02:09:43,600
Yeah, so anyways, is this seat taken, buddy Chance?

3295
02:09:43,600 --> 02:09:46,600
It looks like some of the other ones towards the front were like reserved.

3296
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:52,600
I actually talked to a couple of like the, the, the Goth kids and Lisa, I think, was her name.

3297
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:54,600
And I asked about some of the seats up front.

3298
02:09:54,600 --> 02:09:55,600
They said they were taken.

3299
02:09:55,600 --> 02:09:58,600
Oh, um, yeah, you can sit here, I guess.

3300
02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:00,600
You want me to put your back like up top or?

3301
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:01,600
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

3302
02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:03,600
Please don't make me do a broad check, Madison.

3303
02:10:03,600 --> 02:10:04,600
Please don't.

3304
02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:08,600
Three.

3305
02:10:08,600 --> 02:10:09,600
Okay.

3306
02:10:09,600 --> 02:10:11,600
Give me two fucking university tokens.

3307
02:10:14,600 --> 02:10:18,600
You can spend one of those diversity tokens that I didn't give you earlier and you can make this a, you can get it up to a four.

3308
02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:21,600
Cool, you were able to...

3309
02:10:21,600 --> 02:10:22,600
I cannot fuck this up.

3310
02:10:22,600 --> 02:10:25,600
You are able to put the bag in the overhead compartment.

3311
02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:28,600
Definitely make a bit of a grunting noise as I get it after my... fuck!

3312
02:10:28,600 --> 02:10:31,600
It's a lot heavier than you expected to be for sure.

3313
02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:38,600
Doesn't surprise... I mean, how does somebody that dresses like this have a bag that weighs that heavy?

3314
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:41,600
Exactly, that is the eternal question.

3315
02:10:41,600 --> 02:10:45,600
Wow, you're like, you're packing kind of, kind of like heavy.

3316
02:10:45,600 --> 02:10:46,600
What's she got in there, man?

3317
02:10:46,600 --> 02:10:47,600
A couple of bricks?

3318
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:49,600
No, that's my makeup.

3319
02:10:49,600 --> 02:10:50,600
Wow.

3320
02:10:50,600 --> 02:10:53,600
That's, that's, I mean, I totally get it though.

3321
02:10:53,600 --> 02:10:55,600
I packed like a lot of hair product and...

3322
02:10:55,600 --> 02:10:58,600
Oh, you like put a lot of work into that.

3323
02:10:58,600 --> 02:11:00,600
Yeah, yeah, I do actually.

3324
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:05,600
I definitely have appreciation for the makeup thing because like, you know, it's like a scale and an art and it takes time.

3325
02:11:05,600 --> 02:11:06,600
Yeah, it is, you know?

3326
02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:12,600
I mean, like it's not like, there's the whole thing of like, you know, like, oh my God, you look so much prettier without makeup,

3327
02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:19,600
which is like bullshit because it's like you actually spend time on it and like do it and it's like a whole fucking, like, it's like painting and shit, you know?

3328
02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:20,600
Yeah, 100%.

3329
02:11:20,600 --> 02:11:23,600
And that, that would make you an incredibly talented artist.

3330
02:11:23,600 --> 02:11:24,600
Yeah, I am.

3331
02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:25,600
Thank you so much.

3332
02:11:25,600 --> 02:11:26,600
Super welcome.

3333
02:11:26,600 --> 02:11:27,600
Oh my God, you're so cute.

3334
02:11:27,600 --> 02:11:28,600
Thanks, I try.

3335
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:30,600
That's what I hear.

3336
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:38,600
As soon as you go to sit down on the bus, Dr. Cartwright comes on.

3337
02:11:38,600 --> 02:11:40,600
I forgot about this.

3338
02:11:40,600 --> 02:11:42,600
You forgot about that bit?

3339
02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:44,600
I forgot about this whole part.

3340
02:11:44,600 --> 02:11:57,600
So, Dr. Cartwright stands in front of the bus and she looks around and she sees that everyone's already seated and she's like, oh,

3341
02:11:57,600 --> 02:12:11,600
in the spirit of our trip and getting to know each other, I hate to uproot everyone from their seats, but, or no, she doesn't hate that.

3342
02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:20,600
She smiles as she says, I hate to uproot everyone from their seats, but I would also like you all to sit with your partners.

3343
02:12:20,600 --> 02:12:29,600
We have a fun hour and a half long drive ahead of us and I'd love for you all to get to know each other and then be able to present and introduce your partners to the group.

3344
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:38,600
And you can see once again, it's that it's the energy that you have right now, which is everyone wants to stand up and shank this woman.

3345
02:12:38,600 --> 02:12:41,600
Because everyone's already settled and some people aren't that mad about it.

3346
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:43,600
I'm starting to carry a switchblade.

3347
02:12:43,600 --> 02:12:48,600
Have decent partners for the most part, but everyone kind of grows.

3348
02:12:48,600 --> 02:12:51,600
You can see Aster is finally starting to gain some footing.

3349
02:12:51,600 --> 02:12:54,600
Curse this woman.

3350
02:12:54,600 --> 02:12:56,600
Even Aster is like, for fuck's sake.

3351
02:12:56,600 --> 02:12:58,600
Brought in hell.

3352
02:12:58,600 --> 02:13:11,600
And so everyone kind of like gets up and shuffles around and stuff and it ends and it is Jason and Stacy sitting in a seat together and then directly in front of them is you and Aster.

3353
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:15,600
And you all are supposed to like play get to know you game and stuff.

3354
02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:21,600
And Aster just kind of looks to you and is like, what's your favorite color?

3355
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:22,600
Black.

3356
02:13:22,600 --> 02:13:23,600
Cool.

3357
02:13:23,600 --> 02:13:25,600
What's yours?

3358
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:27,600
Blue.

3359
02:13:27,600 --> 02:13:28,600
Cool.

3360
02:13:28,600 --> 02:13:33,600
It's just, you all already know enough about each other.

3361
02:13:33,600 --> 02:13:40,600
And the bus ride continues on and then you all arrive at camp.

3362
02:13:40,600 --> 02:13:44,600
Everyone's like kind of settling in.

3363
02:13:44,600 --> 02:13:47,600
You all are like putting your stuff up.

3364
02:13:47,600 --> 02:13:54,600
And then you see that two of the chaperones are like, there's several chaperones who are coming by.

3365
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:59,600
And they're kind of like ushering people into different places and everything.

3366
02:13:59,600 --> 02:14:05,600
And you can see that Dr. Cartwright immediately fucking gone.

3367
02:14:05,600 --> 02:14:09,600
Like it feels like as soon as you get there.

3368
02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:15,600
You can see that like Jason helps get Stacy's bag down from the overhead.

3369
02:14:15,600 --> 02:14:22,600
And Aster like goes to grab her bag and like someone else's bag comes down.

3370
02:14:22,600 --> 02:14:25,600
And I will grab Aster's bag.

3371
02:14:25,600 --> 02:14:28,600
I will grab her bag for fuck's sake.

3372
02:14:28,600 --> 02:14:29,600
It's fine.

3373
02:14:29,600 --> 02:14:30,600
I've got it.

3374
02:14:30,600 --> 02:14:31,600
It's okay Aster.

3375
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:32,600
It's fine.

3376
02:14:32,600 --> 02:14:33,600
It's fine.

3377
02:14:33,600 --> 02:14:34,600
It's fine.

3378
02:14:34,600 --> 02:14:35,600
It's fine.

3379
02:14:35,600 --> 02:14:41,600
And you all come off of the bus and as you all are like going to put your stuff down and everything.

3380
02:14:41,600 --> 02:14:48,600
And then you see your dad and Aster's mother are among two of the chaperones.

3381
02:14:48,600 --> 02:14:53,600
And they turn and catch your all's eye and they smile really big.

3382
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:55,600
And right as they go to call your name.

3383
02:14:55,600 --> 02:14:56,600
Smile and wave.

3384
02:14:56,600 --> 02:14:57,600
Smile and wave.

3385
02:14:57,600 --> 02:15:01,600
And that is where we will call it for tonight.

3386
02:15:01,600 --> 02:15:05,600
This will be a one part ideally.

3387
02:15:05,600 --> 02:15:08,600
But we are recording this in chunks because of scheduling.

3388
02:15:08,600 --> 02:15:09,600
Yep.

3389
02:15:09,600 --> 02:15:13,600
Worst case scenario we split it up into hopefully just two episodes.

3390
02:15:13,600 --> 02:15:19,600
But yeah, I hope you all enjoyed our second actual play this time in the Kids on Bike system

3391
02:15:19,600 --> 02:15:21,600
with Madison taking the reins.

3392
02:15:21,600 --> 02:15:24,600
I think all things considered you did a pretty good job.

3393
02:15:24,600 --> 02:15:26,600
You did a pretty good job.

3394
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:28,600
You did great.

3395
02:15:28,600 --> 02:15:29,600
You did great.

3396
02:15:29,600 --> 02:15:34,600
Anyways, we will hopefully just see you again in like five seconds.

3397
02:15:34,600 --> 02:15:35,600
Hell yeah.

3398
02:15:35,600 --> 02:15:45,600
Bye.