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Hello players who bring a detailed back story to a one-shot.

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DMs who give every NPC a European-ish accent.

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You cannot keep them straight.

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Correct. Welcome back to Table Talk. I'm Maddie.

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And I'm Robert.

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And welcome to part two of our little one-shot adventure, our like season finale part two.

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Yeah, season one finale.

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Yep, our actual play.

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Yes. So do we want to just jump right into it?

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I mean, if you're joining us now, there is a part one to this.

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I suppose you could pick up here, but you might be a little bit confused.

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You will literally have no idea what has happened.

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Correct. So please listen to part one.

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These should be dropping at the same time or maybe a day apart.

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I haven't decided yet. That's what happens when you've got two people with ADHD

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who are in charge of their own upload schedule.

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Yep.

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It gets messy.

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It sure does.

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So how about we just jump right into it?

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Can I do a check to see kind of what's around me?

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Yeah.

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Should I try that dice again?

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I'm going to go ahead and read a little description. They've provided me for this.

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So the crack in the obelisk's wall.

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So as you all slide down, or as we, as you all slide down into the crevice,

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you eventually find what feels like mostly flat kind of stone footing.

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And you can see this sort of large crack in the obelisk wall,

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where there's some daylight sort of filtering in through a triangle shaped room,

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ending in a dark and narrow passageway.

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Stale dead air permeates this tunnel, gently rushing past you,

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and out of the obelisk through the crack in the structure,

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creating an unsettling breeze that carries the stench of decay.

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Oh God, it smells like shit down here.

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You can tell from this distance that a cave-in has collapsed most of the hallway here

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with rubble blocking the path to your immediate left,

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is an archway that leads into pitch black darkness.

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Along the arch carved in a florid script that any dwarf could tell you

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what have been impossible to chisel into stone is the phrase,

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those that fear truth's light shall be smote by it.

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Those that fear truth's light shall be smote by it?

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Smote by it.

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I don't know.

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Smote the correct past tense of smite?

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That was my reading that.

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I've been smote.

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I'm so assuming that that's what that means.

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I've been smote.

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Oh my God.

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I'm gonna say it again.

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I don't know if this is a riddle or a warning.

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Those that fear, I already fucking forgot it.

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I can't read.

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What does it read?

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Those that fear truth's light shall be smote by it.

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I'm not gonna write that down.

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And it seems as though the...

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Can I do a check to see if this kind of feels,

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I don't know if this would be a check.

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Does this feel like a warning?

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Does this feel like a riddle?

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Or does this just kind of feel like a decor,

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like a live laugh love thing that's kind of just tackled

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into the wall?

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A live laugh love thing.

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It's funny as fuck.

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Give me an inside check.

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I'm gonna try those dice one more time.

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Yeah.

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Eva's gonna go and do a nature check alongside,

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just because that's what she does best.

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Was it an inside check?

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And this is to see...

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Eva's gonna specifically try and figure out if the phrase

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was carved with an object,

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like if it looks like it was clearly chiddled with a tool,

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or if it was like magically like seared onto the wall.

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I got a 16.

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Eva got a 14.

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16 and 14, between the two of you.

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So what are you...

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What exactly are you trying to figure out?

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I'm trying to figure out if this is like...

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Is this a warning?

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If this is like a warning or a riddle,

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or if this is just something that's on beyonds.

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It seems to be more of like a warning,

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or maybe a phrase or a saying.

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So something to keep in mind about this area,

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something that you're sort of reminded of

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as you read this phrase over and over again in your head,

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trying to figure out what it's supposed to serve as.

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This, everything under this obelisk used to be basically

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a giant public library for magical beings

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and people studying the arcane arts.

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And they had like an open doors policy

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that anybody from any realm could travel and then study here.

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So it's most likely, with Eva's 14,

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she puts together that this has been here

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probably around the same time that the rest of the structure was made.

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So this isn't something that somebody knew has put in as a warning.

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This is probably just a saying that like the mages

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or the bookkeepers like to go by.

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Okay, alright, that's not too bad.

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Then I guess, let's see what I can do with this

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can trip real quick. Hell yeah.

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Okay, can I, Thaumaturgy, you can cause flames to like flicker

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or brighten and change colors and kind of things like that.

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Could I do a small light with Thaumaturgy as we make our way in?

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Sure, 100%.

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Let's see here if Eva has a Dungeons pack,

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a Dungeoneers pack or whatever the pack it is.

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Oh shit, I never even look at like what I actually have.

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I've got a Dungeoneers pack.

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Do you have that then? That should come with some sort of a torch

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if I am thinking of it, correct?

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You probably are. We've never used like...

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No, you never end up using them.

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You never end up using them.

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Unless it's like, I tell you what,

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one of the first sessions I actually ever played in D&D like as a player,

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somebody used something in it like on the first session

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to set up like trip wires with the rope

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because we were like camping in the middle of fuck nowhere

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and had been followed by this thing in the woods

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and so he like set up these little bells that were attached to the rope

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that was like... Oh, the little... from like a thieves...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, 10 torches.

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Includes a backpack, a bed roll, a mess kit, a tinder box,

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10 torches, 10 days of rations, and a water scan.

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And also has 50 feet of hemp and rope trapped to the side of it.

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Then I will pull out a little torch.

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Yeah, let's bust out a couple of torches, man.

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Yeah, let's do that. I'm gonna make mine pink with my magic.

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Ha ha ha. It was just... it was like very matter of fact about it,

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like sets down the sack, rolls it all out, does like an inventory take,

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like very military, very like trying to take stock of what we have as we go down,

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lights the torch, looks up and you're like doing your little like pink magic.

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Yeah, I reach into my bag, immediately pull out a torch and like snap my fingers

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and I'm like ha ha.

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She just like rolls her eyes.

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I'm literally a tiefling, fire is so fucking easy.

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Fucking mages.

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Hey, it was a little bigoted of you.

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I'm not saying anything about your... never mind, I'm not even gonna say that.

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Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Say something.

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Say something down here in the dark, Sparrow.

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Who do you think's coming out of this one alive if it comes down to me and you, huh?

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Uh, you're not gonna leave me.

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I mean, probably not, but...

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That's what I thought.

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Besides the point.

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Okay, come on, let's go.

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Wonderful. You all put your backpack on and begin to walky-walk.

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So, again, there are a couple of different things to note here.

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So there's a cave in at the end of the main hall that you all are in

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that completely like blocks off that whole end of the hallway.

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Um, let's see here.

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She's just been too holy shit.

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That's crazy.

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What?

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And then there's the dark into Archway as well, what seems to be the alternative path.

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She's gonna make a...

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Eva's going to make a perception check or investigation check to see if there's a way through the rubble.

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Um, it clearly looks like this hallway like leads to a set of stairs that's probably closer to where you all want to go.

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The Archway seems to be more like a detour, but only one of those paths is open.

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So...

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Cool.

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Eva got like a 17.

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Um, she immediately begins like assessing the rubble, moving some of the rocks, like trying to see how like tough and heavy some of the pieces of rubble are.

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And she goes, no, at least two days, two groups full grown men, not going to happen.

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Okay, so where do we go instead?

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The Archway.

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Oh, the big ominous.

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I thought we were already headed that way.

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No, what?

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Sorry.

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It seems as though there's some sort of chamber underneath here and stairs would be easier than having to go all the way around.

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Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

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You see what I'm saying?

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Well, listen, when it comes to adventures and shit like this, you know, you can never take the easy way out. It's always the most complicated, backward ass thing that you gotta do.

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How often do you, like, complicate the adventure?

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Well, in military, it's very efficient.

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Like, we would just bring, like, explosives and straight to it.

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No, honey, I kinda just do my own thing.

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Most of the time, the adventures that I get myself into are not intended.

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Oh.

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Oh, okay.

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Wow, you are such a character.

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You know who I am.

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I sometimes I forget, you know, that, like, we're cut from different material, different cloth, you know?

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Listen, we both hate authority and that's all that matters at the end of the day.

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No, that's so fair.

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Fuck authority.

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Wonderful.

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You all crossed the threshold into the darky area.

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The darky area?

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The darky area.

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Cool.

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Am I able to, like, kinda use my torch?

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As you enter the darkness.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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There is a rush of light.

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I don't like you having a bookstool, though.

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As a single dancing flame bounces from one oil-filled sconce to the next, setting them a light before continuing its enchanting dance down the hall.

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You can make out shapes along the walls as your stretched shadow surveys the scene.

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Okay.

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So our torches are fucking...

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This was unnecessary.

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It seems as though we don't need them.

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Yeah.

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Well...

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This is what I was saying about you fucking mages.

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Instead of just putting a sign up that says,

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Don't waste a whole torch.

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I'm going through magically like the whole hallway.

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It's magic fire.

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It's not even gonna, like, really burn through it if I don't want it to.

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I think I can do an investigation check.

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Yeah.

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Uh, that is going to be a...

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Investigation?

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Uh, that would be...

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I rolled an 11.

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I've got a plus, too.

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I also got one from the look stone, so that's going to be 15.

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15 is what we needed.

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Uh, the ornate shapes that are along the walls are actually ornate weapons that have been mounted onto smooth white marble surfaces.

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Can I see if it looks like it's trap triggered?

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Um, yeah.

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Give me a slight hand check.

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Uh, 13 plus 4 is 17 plus 1 is 18.

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No, it does not appear that there's any kind of trap.

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Um, but on an 18, you can see that these weapons are like fully like as fixed to the wall.

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Oh, that sounds like a challenge to me.

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Yeah.

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No, this is definitely like a, like a strike check kind of deal.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Hey, Iba, you want some, uh, you want some, uh, new jewelry?

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I don't call it jewelry.

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It's equipment.

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I know, but it's more fun to call it jewelry.

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Okay.

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Well, you rip the shit out of the wall.

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I will get ripping.

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Thank you.

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God.

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No, not even close.

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Uh, yeah.

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Iba fully like puts her pack down, sets her shit down, does like a couple of stretches, and then like two hands, one foot on the wall, like fully just trying to yank and goes nowhere with it.

252
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Cool.

253
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000
Yeah.

254
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000
Yeah.

255
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Go and get me an athletics check.

256
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Oh hell yeah.

257
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:45,000
That was a 19 plus one plus one is, uh, 21.

258
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
21?

259
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Yeah.

260
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000
21 does not do it.

261
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
What the fuck?

262
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Yeah.

263
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
21 does not do it.

264
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000
God damn it.

265
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
I know.

266
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Um, I'm gonna, can I, what is interesting though?

267
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
I damaged the wall around it.

268
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Just determine what kind of a weapon.

269
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Okay.

270
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Okay.

271
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:16,000
What is interesting though is even as you take your hands away from the wall having just like tried to remove the weapons, um, a perfect carbon shadow copy of the weapon that you have just tried to pull off the wall is still in your hand as you take your hand off of it.

272
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Does it?

273
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000
Same for Iba.

274
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Is it like solid?

275
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000
Yeah, it's like solid.

276
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
It's like a shadow weapon.

277
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
All right, I'll take it.

278
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Tech.

279
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Can I immediately try to load up on as many weapons as possible?

280
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
Yeah.

281
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Yeah.

282
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
You can just start like touching them and pulling them.

283
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Yeah.

284
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
How many can I get?

285
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Just one.

286
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000
So it's like every time you go to pull another one, like the other one dissipates.

287
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
Yeah.

288
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
What type of weapons?

289
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Uh, your choice.

290
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Hammers is, they have like hammers, whips, blades.

291
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000
Uh, a whip would, a whip sounds cool as fuck.

292
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
I know that only does what we before.

293
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
Give me an arcana check.

294
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Uh, that was a 14.

295
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Okay.

296
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Um, so the, the shadow weapon.

297
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000
So the shadow weapons will only last for a minute.

298
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
So they do go away.

299
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Um, but you'll get to keep them for a minute.

300
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,000
So I hope there's no combat encounters ahead that would make perfect use of the shadow

301
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
weapons.

302
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
For a minute?

303
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000
For a minute.

304
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
Um, and then what is Iba gonna take?

305
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Iba has so many weapons already.

306
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
She's a weapons master.

307
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I'm definitely not proficient in a whip.

308
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
I don't give a shit.

309
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Hell yeah.

310
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
I don't care.

311
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Um, I mean it's a shadow.

312
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
It's just like molds to your hand.

313
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Um, it really only does one before.

314
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
Let's take like a fucking battle axe one on.

315
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
But it sounds real cool.

316
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Wonderful.

317
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Less damage than my fucking all of my other weapons, but that's fine.

318
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Uh, as you and Iba begin walking down the hall, um, you notice something.

319
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:50,000
The shadows that you and Iba are casting against the white marble walls aren't quite synchronized

320
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
with your movements fully.

321
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Oh fuck though.

322
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Listen.

323
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Listen.

324
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
I've been around.

325
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
I know my fucking.

326
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
I know my fucking folklore.

327
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
I know my, I know my wives tales.

328
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Uh, 30, 20.

329
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Yeah.

330
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Same things.

331
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Um, investigate, observe, check.

332
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Cool.

333
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Uh, when these are just straight up facts about the things.

334
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Let's see, you know, the periphery, the shadows move a little slower than you and Iba.

335
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000
And it almost seems as though they're on like a time delay of every two seconds.

336
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Like you wave your hand this way, like two seconds later, the way it follows.

337
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Um, I was trying to like delay, but you did it at the same fucking time.

338
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000
However, whenever you observe them directly, they're perfectly synchronized.

339
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000
So when they're like out of your periphery, that's when they're like lagging.

340
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000
But when you're looking at them directly, they're like in perfect sync.

341
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah.

342
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
We can fucking hot tail it out of this goddamn room.

343
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
I'm not fucking with shadow people.

344
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Something else you notice is that anytime you like start to look at them out of your periphery, like you shift from direct observation to peripheral, they seem to almost like get closer, like move closer to you.

345
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Can I do an arcana check on these fuckers?

346
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
I don't know if an arcana check is going to do anything, truly.

347
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Can I do a, uh, I guess would it be an insight check?

348
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
I'm trying to see if these things are trying to throw down.

349
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Yeah, give me an insight check.

350
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Uh, that is a 15.

351
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:24,000
It is difficult to determine the intent because they are just sort of mimicking your movements.

352
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Like there's no facial expressions.

353
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
There's no like bad vibes.

354
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
It's just like a freaky shadow.

355
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Can I test to see if there's an echo too?

356
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Yeah.

357
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
You just want to like say something down the hall.

358
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Hey!

359
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Yeah, there's an echo.

360
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
For sure.

361
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Um, because you got such a high thing though, something else you notice is that the shadow weapon in your hand is not in the right direction.

362
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
It's not in their hand.

363
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Like there's no copy of that as well.

364
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:57,000
I guess it's a slight advantage there, but I don't like any of this actually.

365
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Uh, and funny enough, one of them gets close enough that you can see that it looks like even though they shouldn't have facial expressions, one of them is beginning to smile.

366
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Is this a friendly smile or is this a creepy smile?

367
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
This is definitely a creepier smile.

368
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Creepy because it's a shadow or creepy because it's trying to be creepy.

369
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
As in I need you to roll initiative.

370
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Cool.

371
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
As the shadows leap off of the wall.

372
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
I fucking knew it.

373
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Uh-uh.

374
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
God bless it dude.

375
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Both roll fucking garbage.

376
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Fucking seven.

377
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Nine.

378
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
You know what's fun?

379
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
The shadow's going the same initiative as us.

380
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
Of course.

381
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Yup.

382
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
You still have mage armor up by the way.

383
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Oh, sick.

384
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
It lasts for eight hours.

385
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
I love that.

386
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
So I don't, hopefully this isn't going to be longer than any of it.

387
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Shadow warriors in the same points created as well, access to the shadow version.

388
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Visible for milliers, it reduced to zero.

389
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Shadow community immediately by.

390
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Maybe don't read this out loud.

391
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Disappeared.

392
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
No, it's alright.

393
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
If only I could have a torch for other.

394
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Oh.

395
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Interesting.

396
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Okay, cool.

397
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I should have chose a fucking great axe instead of this goddamn little whip.

398
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I have two shadow warriors, one that is a perfect mirror image of Eva and one that is a perfect mirror image of sparrow.

399
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:20,000
And they ready your, like your version, ready your arcane focus and Eva's version is going to ready one of her many weapons.

400
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Alrighty.

401
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Let's do this, I guess.

402
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Who goes first?

403
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Um, what did you get?

404
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Uh, seven, eight, nine, ten.

405
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
So it's going to be you, then your copy, then Eva, then Eva's copy.

406
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Okay.

407
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Um, I'm going to, fuck.

408
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I'm already down several spell slots from last time.

409
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,000
And none of my cantrips are particularly helpful because I don't think illusions are really going to be.

410
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Bring your hit points, your total hit points.

411
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Uh, total hit points.

412
00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:01,000
I think I get, I've got a max health of 19, I'm currently at 14.

413
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
19.

414
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Cool.

415
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I'm just going to fuck in ice knife.

416
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Wait, how, where are we?

417
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
How close?

418
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Um, like five, 10 feet away.

419
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Five, 10 feet away is Eva within five feet of my shadow.

420
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Is Eva's shadow within five feet of your shadow?

421
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Is, I would like to know if who is within five feet of my shadow?

422
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Eva.

423
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Or Eva's shadow.

424
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Eva's shadow, not Eva.

425
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Eva's, yeah.

426
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Well, because I mean you all were presumably walking together, right?

427
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000
So they entered this fight mirroring, mirroring your stance with Eva.

428
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
So if you were walking shoulder to shoulder, then, yeah.

429
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Um, all right.

430
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Then I'm going to do ice knife.

431
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Cool.

432
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
And then for mine.

433
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Ice knife.

434
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Make a spell attack.

435
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Uh, that is going to be a...

436
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
I've never seen something ask me to roll a D3 before.

437
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
A seven.

438
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
I got a 17 to hit.

439
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
But I've seen D3s, but...

440
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I've never seen something ask me to roll a D3 before.

441
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
I mean, I'm just going to roll a four and just eliminate the four.

442
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
That's crazy.

443
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
What the fuck?

444
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Yeah, that's odd.

445
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
What'd you get?

446
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Uh, 17.

447
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Yeah, 17.

448
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
And this is to hit which one?

449
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Uh, my shadow.

450
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
What is your raising?

451
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
15.

452
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
It is.

453
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Cool.

454
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Uh, so then it's going to take 1d10 piercing damage, and then I'm also going to need a dexterity saving throw.

455
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
What is your dex?

456
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Uh, it is plus two.

457
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Okay, what does it have to beat?

458
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Um, jeez, hang on.

459
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
I'm so bad at dealing with multiple numbers at once.

460
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I just rolled a 10.

461
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
I wrote that down, so don't forget it.

462
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
What was the question?

463
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
What does it need to be?

464
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Uh, my spell DC is 15.

465
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Got a 16.

466
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
God fucking dammit.

467
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Um, that's fine.

468
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000
It's still going to take 10 damage.

469
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Nice.

470
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Um, and I'm also going to need a dex saving throw from Eva's shadow.

471
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Eva's shadow.

472
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Eva's shadow does not pass.

473
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Hell yeah.

474
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Alright, that's going to be 2d6 to her then.

475
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
That's going to be 5 damage total.

476
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Wonderful.

477
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
To Eva?

478
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah.

479
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
To what?

480
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Eva's shadow.

481
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Eva's shadow.

482
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Eva's shadow.

483
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
And then would you like to take any movements?

484
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Um, should I back up?

485
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I mean, I'm a spellcaster, so it doesn't really matter.

486
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000
I'll back up like 5, 10 feet.

487
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Okay.

488
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Um, it is going to advance exactly as many feet as you do.

489
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Jesus fuck.

490
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:35,000
So as you walk back 10 feet, it's like still 5 feet away from you, walks back to you.

491
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Get a personality!

492
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Um, it is now like, it's, um, you can almost see like facial expressions, it's like talking

493
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
after you.

494
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
There's no noise that comes out of it, but like it's-

495
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Fuck off.

496
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah, you can see it kind of like in a weird twisted smile.

497
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Uh-uh.

498
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000
It is now going to be you, your copy.

499
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Yeah.

500
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
You're good, yeah.

501
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
This is what it's going to do.

502
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You're going to, it's going to do the exact same thing.

503
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
I've, I've fucking figured.

504
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Yep, exact same thing.

505
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000
So I need a dexterity saving throw from, well, I got to see if I can hit you first, right?

506
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I mean, I still have to do the dexterity no matter what.

507
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Well, I hit.

508
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
God damn it.

509
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:10,000
No, I need a dexterity saving throw from you, and then I need a dexterity saving throw

510
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
from Eva.

511
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Yeah, well, I fucking passed that dexterity saving throw.

512
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
That was a 22.

513
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Eva also passes.

514
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Um, so we're chilling.

515
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
So how much damage?

516
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Uh, it's going to be, I snipe does 1d10 piercing damage because it hit me.

517
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Um, and then the shard explodes.

518
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Um, Eva should no longer be within-

519
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, right.

520
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

521
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

522
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
So Eva's chilling.

523
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Cool.

524
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
So I don't take the 2d6 cold damage.

525
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
So you'll just take six damage then.

526
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Fuck.

527
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
You'll just take six damage.

528
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I'm on eight health.

529
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
You will just take the six.

530
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I'm going to die.

531
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Yeah, there's a solid chance.

532
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Um, cool beans.

533
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
It is now Eva's turn.

534
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Eva's going to make, like, like a, like a tactician's check sort of deal.

535
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000
We'll call it insight to see if her theory is correct.

536
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Cool.

537
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Eva is going to ready her shadow battle axe and take a swing at her copy.

538
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Since she is within five feet of her.

539
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Oh my God, she misses with the first swing.

540
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Eva.

541
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Come on.

542
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Okay.

543
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Um, Eva has a plus.

544
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
She's got a 15.

545
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
I just rolled an 11.

546
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I'm going to burn a superiority die and add a d8 to this because I don't want to miss.

547
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Both attacks.

548
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
So I just need, like, a five.

549
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Eva needs to get-

550
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Will you please roll with a d8, guys?

551
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
You got an eight.

552
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
You got an eight.

553
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
We're chilling.

554
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
We're chilling.

555
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
We're chilling.

556
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Eva hits her copy.

557
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Um, I'm not even going to roll damage as Eva's shadow battle axe makes contact with her

558
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
shadowy self.

559
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Um, her shadowy self fully dissipates.

560
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
You just have to hit it?

561
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Just like, you know, phew.

562
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Oh, well shit.

563
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Okay.

564
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Yeah.

565
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Is it my turn?

566
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Um, Eva's going to walk, like, get close to you so that, well, actually no, with fucking

567
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
an ice knife.

568
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
I probably shouldn't.

569
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Uh, yeah.

570
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Eva's just going to, like, get behind you, like, get behind your copy.

571
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Eva's going to get behind your copy.

572
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Okay.

573
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Okay.

574
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Yep.

575
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Uh...

576
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
She's going to yell out, hit them with shadow.

577
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Yeah, I gathered that part.

578
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Thank you, though.

579
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Uh, I'm going to use the fucking, uh, shadow whip.

580
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Cool.

581
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Uh, that is going to be a 19.

582
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Yeah, 19 does it.

583
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I'm going to have to roll damage.

584
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
It dissipates.

585
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Perfect.

586
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Because it doesn't do much damage anyway.

587
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Hell yeah.

588
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Uh, shadow weapons disappear.

589
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Now I wasted a fucking spell.

590
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Jesus.

591
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Counter has been solved.

592
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
All right.

593
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Let's keep going.

594
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Yeah, let's get the fuck out.

595
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Um, Eva's-

596
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
We need to take a rest soon, by the way.

597
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
There's also, I went, I went to do something.

598
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,000
She's going to, she's going to walk up to the, the, um, oh, what did it call them?

599
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Not the things.

600
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Uh, the sconces.

601
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
The sconces that Magically Lighted themselves is going to start, like, capping a few of them

602
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
so that the lights go out.

603
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Um, well, if, think about it, if the shadows that are attacking us are created by making

604
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000
more shadows, if we take away light, there's no shadow to be made.

605
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
You see what I'm saying?

606
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Do you have dark vision?

607
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Yeah.

608
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
What is we have?

609
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Torch.

610
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I mean, in theory, bright enough light should also work.

611
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,000
So if we just, we go back to the original plan, we say fuck the mages, conches, and we use

612
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
the torch.

613
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Okay.

614
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
That's the whole plan.

615
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
We need to, like, cap them as we go though, or we might get hit again.

616
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Gotcha.

617
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I'm just using thaumaturate.

618
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Do you mind?

619
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Cool.

620
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,000
You and Eva walked down the hallway, all 250 feet apparently, and just, like, keep capping

621
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
those conches.

622
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
You want to play 20 questions or something?

623
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
You're gonna fucking walk.

624
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Um, wonderful.

625
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Accessing by opening up our door.

626
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Yeah, I'm not going to do a fucking trap door.

627
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
I don't have time for that.

628
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Once the door party is, yep, cool.

629
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
We're not doing a trap door.

630
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Actually, you know what?

631
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
You wanted a riddle.

632
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Yeah, give me a riddle.

633
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, we'll do a riddle.

634
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Madison asked before we started this if I could give her, or I guess myself and her,

635
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
a riddle.

636
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
But you're gonna know the answer.

637
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I'll just cover it up.

638
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Like, I'll just see it.

639
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Like, I'll just read the prompt and then close the book.

640
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Does that make sense?

641
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah.

642
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
You want a riddle or you want a cyber?

643
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
We're gonna be, if it's a cyber.

644
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
I don't know if I want to embarrass myself with a cyber.

645
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Let's do a riddle.

646
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Okay.

647
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Um.

648
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Or like, look up like a random riddle generator if it doesn't give you the answer.

649
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
No, it's okay.

650
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I've picked one and I've covered up the answer for myself.

651
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Okay.

652
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,160
You and Iba walk up on a large ornate door, covered in magical runes, and as you look

653
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:45,000
at the runes, they almost seem to unscramble themselves in sort of this cool magic trick.

654
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Oh, hey.

655
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
And form into words that you and Iba can read.

656
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Well, can Iba read?

657
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Iba can read in this one.

658
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Iba can read in this one.

659
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Fuck you.

660
00:25:54,000 --> 00:26:01,000
In an episode that we scrapped, we were doing a lot of rhymes and riddles and it was Iba,

661
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:07,000
it was my turn and I was given Robert a riddle and Iba just rolled fucking that one for reading.

662
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
For reading comprehension.

663
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Bro, for reading comprehension.

664
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Um, so I just started taking words out of the puzzle.

665
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Yep.

666
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
All right.

667
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Many keys I do possess but can't open a lock.

668
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Your feet will move in time as all your fingers take a walk.

669
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Piano?

670
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Ah, wow.

671
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Yeah.

672
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Wow, that was easy.

673
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Look at you.

674
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I'm good at riddles.

675
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Holy shit.

676
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Yeah, you say a piano and the fucking door just clicks open.

677
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Runes like form a little piano and then like play a couple of keys.

678
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Give me another.

679
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Okay.

680
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Jesus Christ, I guess another one opens.

681
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
That was too easy.

682
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Everybody understands that time flows but one way yet I'm the only place where today comes before yesterday.

683
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Read that again.

684
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Everybody understands that time flows but one way yet I'm the only place where today comes before yesterday.

685
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000
My first thought is one of those calendars where you pull off the day.

686
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
But I don't think that's the answer that they're looking for.

687
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Like an advent calendar?

688
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Like you think the answer is an advent calendar?

689
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
No, I don't think the answer is actually an advent calendar.

690
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:26,000
You think like ancient mages of like magical order were like in the dungeon going.

691
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
I wonder what we should make the answer for this here riddle.

692
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Why are you sassy today?

693
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Advent calendar.

694
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Did you sleep all right?

695
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
I don't know if I slept.

696
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Honey, that's bad.

697
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Goliaths don't need beauty sleep.

698
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Okay, I'm not saying just general sleep is pretty beneficial.

699
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
No, it's time that I'm not sleeping.

700
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I'm not plotting on the death and demise of the military folk that I wish to kill back in homeland.

701
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Eva, we gotta get you a hobby.

702
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
I think my hobby is killing sons of beaches.

703
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
I think that's my hobby.

704
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Fair enough.

705
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Okay, riddle.

706
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Readle.

707
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Time flows but one way.

708
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I don't suppose you're good at riddles.

709
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Not particularly.

710
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Yeah, time flows but one way.

711
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Reading was not a big up on least of things to learn.

712
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
From like fucking Sparta.

713
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
I don't know what.

714
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
That's not a real thing to me.

715
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Where?

716
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Nothing in this world.

717
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Nothing.

718
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
It was a place in a dream I had.

719
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
A place in a dream.

720
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
You're one crazy lady.

721
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
You know that?

722
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I know.

723
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
I'm so quirky and interesting.

724
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Can you read the riddle again?

725
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Crazy things.

726
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Yep.

727
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Everybody understands that time flows but one way, yet I'm the only place where today comes before yesterday.

728
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,000
A T comes before Y in the alphabet.

729
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Uh huh.

730
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
So today would come before yesterday.

731
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Is it a dictionary?

732
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
It is a dictionary.

733
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Crazy.

734
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Jesus.

735
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
I'm fucking good at this.

736
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I'm on fire, man.

737
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
I'm not going to put us through a third one.

738
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:20,000
But yeah, you say a dictionary and the letters rearrange themselves, the symbols rearrange themselves to look like a dictionary sort of like a book flowing open back and forth.

739
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
And then the door clicks open.

740
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Hell yeah.

741
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
We're into the next chamber, even to nothing.

742
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
See, I got a 20 charisma.

743
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,000
That means all the talking shit is my specialty and you know, you're strong.

744
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
That's funny.

745
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:40,000
As you enter this chamber, you are bathed in an almost blinding glow of moonlight beaming in from somewhere above.

746
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Remarkable given it was daylight when you entered the spire.

747
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:49,000
The floor and walls of this circular chamber are white marble streaked with iridescent gray and lavender.

748
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:58,000
An elaborate lighting fixture hangs from the ceiling, which upon second glance you realize is a group of ornate mirrors suspended and angled to reflect the moonlight and diffuse it throughout the room.

749
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Some of the mirrors also create a single shaft of focused moonlight, which forms a large circle on the wall opposite the door.

750
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
There is a circular pool of water in the middle of the room.

751
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Its surface still and clear as glass.

752
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Two three foot long levers just out of it.

753
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Judd out of it.

754
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Jesus Christ.

755
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
The first lever has a white handle and the second lever has a black handle.

756
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:35,000
As you and Eva both walk through the doorway into the chamber, the door swings shut on its own accord, and the walls begin to rotate around you with a steady whirring and clicking.

757
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
How fast are they going?

758
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Just like, I mean enough to sort of change the room up, not like super fast.

759
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Okay, well I was going to comment on the decor being very pretty, you know, like after we get to wherever we get whatever we're done now.

760
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
It seems fragile.

761
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Things break easy.

762
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Why, why put glass underground?

763
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I was going to say if we settle down after all this, I would love to have one of these in the living room, but...

764
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
You want to have big moonlight mirror in living room?

765
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Yes, pretty.

766
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
For what purpose?

767
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
It's pretty.

768
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
But what purpose?

769
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
To blind your foes as they try to ambush you in the middle of night?

770
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:19,000
I, Shana Eva, sometimes you just like to look at things because they're pretty.

771
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
I just mean decoration.

772
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I don't understand.

773
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
You make no sense.

774
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
You have no survival instincts.

775
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I don't need them.

776
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Only care about pretty, not living.

777
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I do have survival instincts.

778
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000
I do think survival instincts need to kick in so we can get the fuck out of the mirror room.

779
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Okay, I get that.

780
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Wonderful.

781
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Let's go to the next question, Jack, or an investigation, your choice.

782
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Well, nat 20, so it doesn't matter.

783
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Also nat 20 doesn't matter.

784
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Jesus.

785
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Cool.

786
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
So the circle of moonlight...

787
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
We just become so fucking stupid.

788
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Yes, you all are just arguing about decoration versus like practical use of material objects in a room.

789
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
It suddenly clicks with both of you as you're like examining all the things.

790
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:12,000
That the circle of moonlight on the wall that's being bounced off one of the mirrors is roughly twice the size of the pool in the center of the room.

791
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
That's one nat 20 got me?

792
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Yeah, I mean, I'll go ahead and give you another one too because there's another check to be made as well.

793
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:26,000
And also you also reveal a set of small gemstones mounted in an arc above the door frame from left to right.

794
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
There's a color combination.

795
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Okay, cool.

796
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
What color are the gemstones?

797
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red from left to right.

798
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red.

799
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I'm going to read this back to make sure I got it right.

800
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red.

801
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Yep.

802
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red.

803
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yep.

804
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Cool.

805
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Are there things in the room that are those colors?

806
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I've now spent basically 15, 20 minutes reading half the description of Madison because this puzzle doesn't even make sense to me and I'm reading the GM notes.

807
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Basically the only thing we did, I wrote down and drew very crude drawings trying to get my bearing and we're going to read those again.

808
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
So you kind of have a grasp.

809
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
So the room is circular.

810
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000
There is a moon pool like a, it doesn't make any sense to call it a moon pool.

811
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:20,000
There is a pool of water in the middle of the room and then inside that pool of water, there is a large rectangular box that houses two levers.

812
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
One is white, one is black.

813
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:29,000
On that box, on that rectangle box, there are five gems and in no particular order, each gem has a different color.

814
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

815
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:38,000
It also notes specifically in the description that the gems are a dull color as opposed to the bright moonlight.

816
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Like there seems to be like an odd juxtaposition.

817
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:51,000
There is also, above that moon pool, there is a set of light fixtures like mirrors basically that are bouncing this large source of moonlight that is a little bit more complex.

818
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,000
There is a large source of moonlight that is coming from apparently nowhere onto the wall of the room.

819
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000
And it seems roughly about the size of the moon pool.

820
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:11,000
On top of that, anytime either Eba or Sparrow takes a step in this room, the doorway that has an arch above it with six different gems,

821
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000
or five different gems from left to right, purple, blue, green, yellow, orange and red, and that's six,

822
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:23,000
it's a lot of different shades, anytime they move and misaligns with doors basically.

823
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
So yeah, that's where we're at.

824
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
The room spins when we walk. It moves the doorway. There are gems above the doorway.

825
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
There are gems on this thing that houses the levers.

826
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
There are two levers inside the moon pool and there's moonlight.

827
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Alright, my first thing, I would like to use Mage Hand and move the chandelier.

828
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
I'm just calling it a chandelier.

829
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I would like to adjust where the moonlight is hitting the wall and I would like to try and aim for that to kind of hit the pool of water like a spotlight.

830
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Wonderful.

831
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Eba's going to reach her hand out and keep you from casting magic and just go, wait a second, I'm going to roll a wisdom perception check.

832
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Cool.

833
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Eba takes a little bit of time and basically starts knocking.

834
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
It looks weird as fuck.

835
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000
She's taking some of her Warhammer and knocking on different places on the floor.

836
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
What the fuck are you doing?

837
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
And like putting her ear to the floor and go shh.

838
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I think we are in a large elevator.

839
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000
So when we walk, you see how walls rotate.

840
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,000
We're not moving side to side, we're moving up and down.

841
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
That's confusing.

842
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
That is confusing.

843
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
But the reason I stop is that maybe moonlight keeps us from moving in a direction.

844
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
So maybe we need to align with certain door first.

845
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Okay, got it.

846
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
But that's just a guess.

847
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I trust you're good on your mind.

848
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
We're talking about survival instincts.

849
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Apparently I don't have any.

850
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
You don't.

851
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I'm going to teach you.

852
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000
You teach me what pretty mean I teach you how to survive.

853
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Alright.

854
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
That's the deal we'll make.

855
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
It's a deal.

856
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Cool.

857
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Then I'm going to just kind of make my way and explain my thought process to Eba and our listeners.

858
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
So if the order of the gemstones on the door are purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red,

859
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I would like to go and push the levers or push a lever and try and follow that order.

860
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000
So if it's on those in a certain order, if it's like, if for example...

861
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,000
So you want to like walk until we're aligned with white and then push the lever forward.

862
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I'm so confused with all of the aligning thing.

863
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Yeah, I'm also confused with the aligning thing.

864
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I'm just walking.

865
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Okay.

866
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
I would like to walk to the lever.

867
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Which one?

868
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
There's white and there's black.

869
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Can I do a check?

870
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I'm going to fucking vibe check and see which one I should go towards.

871
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
For sure, for sure.

872
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Eba will vibe check with you.

873
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
What is a vibe?

874
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I use Arkana for vibe check.

875
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
She's just doing insight.

876
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
That would be a 20.

877
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
She also got a dirty 20.

878
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
And this is to ascertain whether or not pulling these levers is a bad thing.

879
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Black or what?

880
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
There does not seem to be like...

881
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
There's no...

882
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:15,000
In the way that they were made, in the way that Eba's like trying to figure them out by jiggling them back and forth,

883
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000
to hear the mechanisms underneath, there does not seem to be any function right now to either lever.

884
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I'm still going to try.

885
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000
It looks like you can just throw them forward and backward and nothing is going to happen.

886
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Well then, I'll do the white one.

887
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
I would like to...

888
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:38,000
So for example, we're saying that the ones on the gemstones on the box are in ROYGBIV.

889
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:47,000
So for example, it's purple first on the wall, so I'm going to pull the lever all the way down to where the purple is.

890
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
For sure, for sure.

891
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
And then just follow that order.

892
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
So do purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red.

893
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
That it effectively does nothing.

894
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
You just hear an empty clink.

895
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000
There is clearly a position for each of them, but nothing is happening with them.

896
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Okay.

897
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Maybe if we somehow flip it...

898
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I'm just going to go ahead and start adjusting the mirrors to try and get the moonlight on the pool.

899
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
That's what I was trying to do.

900
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Which is what you were going to do.

901
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
She's going to go ahead and move forward with that.

902
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Cool.

903
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
How's she doing that?

904
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000
There's like... oh, like scaffolds to climb up.

905
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Okay.

906
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
For non-magically inclined people.

907
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Sucks a suck.

908
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Yeah, pretty much.

909
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,000
It's definitely designed for people with mage hand, if it makes you feel any better.

910
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Yeah, that's what I was trying to do from the beginning.

911
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
She's like, I got these.

912
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,000
She's like hanging from the ceiling with one hand, trying to like bat the fucking mirrors in the right position.

913
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I'm going to get adjusted.

914
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
After like 15 excruciating minutes of her, just like batting the mirrors.

915
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Let me do it.

916
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,000
The moonlight is solid on the moon pool.

917
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,000
And the gyms that were once cloudy are now bright and pearlescent.

918
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Does it sound like the mechanisms are working?

919
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,000
It now feels that whenever you pull one of the levers, something is actually happening.

920
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Cool.

921
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:13,000
I guess I'd like to set them both originally in...

922
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Cool.

923
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
So you're going to throw...

924
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So the black lever is going to be the one that seems to correspond to your gyms.

925
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:36,000
So as you throw the black lever down to, or I guess leave it on purple, the room whirls to life and begins to move what feels like up.

926
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
It feels like up.

927
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
So like...

928
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
It's up the goal?

929
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I mean, ideally we go down because we need to go further down.

930
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Okay.

931
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I push the lever the other person's direction.

932
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
So you're going to move it one or are you just going to throw it?

933
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Because they're like...

934
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Yeah, I'll just move it one for now.

935
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Okay.

936
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000
You move it down another one and it feels like you move like one floor down.

937
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Okay.

938
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I'll just keep going forward one.

939
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Okay.

940
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,000
You just keep going forward one until you feel like you're at the bottom of the elevator.

941
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Does the door seem to stop?

942
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Yes.

943
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Like the archway stops and we can leave the room?

944
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Yeah.

945
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Bottom floor!

946
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
So as you begin to walk away from the moon pool, the room rotates away from the door?

947
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000
God fucking...

948
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Do I go back and the door goes back?

949
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
So you have to like continue to walk until it rotates fully around until it's...

950
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
So if I keep walking it'll eventually come back around.

951
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Okay then yeah, I just keep walking.

952
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Cool.

953
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Am I able to go through the door?

954
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Every time you like take a step, it fully like it does like a full rotation.

955
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
It's like in segments so that you can't just like step in.

956
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Does that make sense?

957
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
No.

958
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
You can't just like line it up.

959
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Like it moves too fast for that to happen.

960
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Okay.

961
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
God damn it.

962
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Have we tried pushing the white handle?

963
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Oh fuck!

964
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Yeah, I'm going to do that.

965
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:12,000
So you walk in circle until we have room aligned with hallway and then I crank son of bitch

966
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
into right position.

967
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
How are you going to get there?

968
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Because every time we walk it shifts.

969
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Are you going to drop from the ceiling?

970
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Well my thought that...

971
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Yeah, no she's down from the ceiling.

972
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Oh.

973
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Like the moonlight only had to be adjusted once.

974
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
She's down from the ceiling.

975
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
She's just watching you run in circles.

976
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Am I...

977
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Okay.

978
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Yeah, you just learn walking in circles.

979
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Like trying to get it to align with the room.

980
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Cool.

981
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,120
She cranks the white lever in the fully opposite position as you eventually get the hallway

982
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,720
lined up with the red gym door and you feel something click into place.

983
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,120
Your steps will no longer move you away from the door.

984
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,440
Cool.

985
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,400
I gestured at the doorway.

986
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,400
Wonderful.

987
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,280
You all go to the red door.

988
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:54,400
So we're going to go and move on to the last part of this one shot because that's what

989
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,400
we did.

990
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
Each color...

991
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,400
What do you mean that's what we did?

992
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,840
Each color was a different room to be explored.

993
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,840
Oh!

994
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,760
So purple was the original chamber.

995
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,200
Blue was a different chamber that had a couple of magical items in it and some enemies.

996
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200
Wait, no.

997
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Did we go back?

998
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,120
Green also had enemies and two more magical items.

999
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120
Yellow had fuck all in it.

1000
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Orange had so much in it.

1001
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,680
I don't know why it's like three paragraphs.

1002
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,680
Let's go to orange.

1003
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,680
And then red is the chamber.

1004
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,680
Let's go to orange.

1005
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Cool.

1006
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,160
Yeah, you all pop back up to orange and then...

1007
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160
Like it's a super simple puzzle.

1008
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,360
I mean it's essentially just like the lever corresponds to the floor and then you have

1009
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,360
to lock the white lever in place to get the right...

1010
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,840
Which was the one with magical items?

1011
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,840
To green and blue.

1012
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Blue and green.

1013
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,840
Let's do...

1014
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,120
I say we do two floors depending on how long they take.

1015
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,120
Let's start with blue.

1016
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,160
Okay, so that's the second floor then.

1017
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:58,680
It is an empty chamber containing 2d4 plus one enemies.

1018
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,680
Yellow has fuck all.

1019
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,840
Maybe we need to take a nap in yellow because I'm an eight health.

1020
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,200
So there are going to be four blood oozes that are in blue.

1021
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,760
It is an empty chamber with four blood oozes that are blocking what seems to be a rather

1022
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:17,360
large chest that has been cracked open and is spilling out gold in a couple of fun trinkets

1023
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,840
laying on top.

1024
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,360
Okay, Eva, quick thing.

1025
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,760
We find a room that's empty.

1026
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,680
We take a little bit of a nap.

1027
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,960
What do you mean little bit of nap?

1028
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,280
I'm an eight health.

1029
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,840
Our zeppelin flew away in the wind.

1030
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,840
Yeah.

1031
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,040
So don't we need to be fast?

1032
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,040
Yeah, but I'm not.

1033
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:39,800
When you mean little nap, do you mean short rest or like big nap, like sleep?

1034
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,280
We can do a short rest.

1035
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,240
We can go through something then.

1036
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,720
We can just keep cranking until we find a room.

1037
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:52,080
You eventually go to yellow, which is basically a cave in chamber that's mostly inaccessible.

1038
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,960
It smells wet and damp.

1039
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,960
Just like a shitty room.

1040
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,520
It'll be fun, I guess.

1041
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,280
Eva's going to make a perception jack.

1042
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,280
Room seems clear.

1043
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,280
Cool.

1044
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,280
Hit a short rest then.

1045
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,280
All right.

1046
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,720
I'm going to look up real quick because we don't normally do short rest.

1047
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,960
If you have it on the app, if you hit short rest, it'll give you the benefits.

1048
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,960
Okay, perfect.

1049
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,040
It's not going to be much at level three, if I'm being honest with you, but like for

1050
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,560
me, it regains like my superiority dice.

1051
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,840
It did nothing for me.

1052
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,840
Yeah.

1053
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,640
We're not really a level where a short rest is going to do anything.

1054
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,880
I mean, I'll give you 10 hit points because you don't have a lot of health to begin with.

1055
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,960
I'm just trying to see if I can get any spell slots back.

1056
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,240
That I don't think is going to happen at level three.

1057
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,240
Fuck.

1058
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,560
That's why I'm going to take a long rest.

1059
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,560
It's all right.

1060
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,560
It's all right.

1061
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,560
Okay, we've had our long rest.

1062
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,240
I'll not pace myself in this one.

1063
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,600
What are we doing next?

1064
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,960
Are we going back to the room with blood ooze or are we going to...

1065
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,440
Yeah, let's do that.

1066
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,440
Going back to the red room.

1067
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,960
The blood ooze room?

1068
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,960
Yeah.

1069
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,960
Okay.

1070
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,960
There was gold in there.

1071
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:59,720
I mean, listen, I'm off of our material, we can smelt that down, make something.

1072
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:00,720
Or we can keep it as you know.

1073
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,960
You know that you can buy things with gold, right?

1074
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,080
You can buy weapons.

1075
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,040
You mean like barter, like trade?

1076
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,040
It's just buying.

1077
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,040
Okay.

1078
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,040
Well, we normally just like seize back in homeland.

1079
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,400
We take, you know, like I'm bigger than you.

1080
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,480
So what you have is mine.

1081
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,200
Generally not how it works in most other parts.

1082
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200
Okay.

1083
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,760
Well, your parts seem weak and ineffective and inefficient.

1084
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,600
But listen, I don't judge you in the way that you live your life and you seem awful judgmental

1085
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,600
mind.

1086
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:34,640
Well, you know, you live weak life and that's just, it's part of strong to criticize weak

1087
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,880
until weak becomes strong.

1088
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,880
You know what I'm saying?

1089
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,880
It's like...

1090
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,880
I get that you're trying to help me but it just, you're hurting my feelings.

1091
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,720
I can't, I can't lift rock, rock, I can't lift.

1092
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,280
And I'm over here like boom, big rock on shoulder.

1093
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280
You know what?

1094
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,440
I'm going to berate you and break you down until you can lift big rock.

1095
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,800
We don't have to do all that.

1096
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,800
You're like muscle.

1097
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,120
I must tear you apart fiber by fiber.

1098
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,120
You don't need to do that.

1099
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,520
You want to be a strong spirit.

1100
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,520
No, no.

1101
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,840
I don't need to be big and strong.

1102
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,680
That's what I'm a magician for.

1103
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,240
Began strong magician though.

1104
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:06,320
Because then if somebody tried to call you out, you can say, I'm not punk ass beach and

1105
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,240
you can punch them in face.

1106
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,920
That's generally what I use a knife for.

1107
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,800
Well, knife is, knife is, is, is coward's way.

1108
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,400
Listen, my thing is I'm a little bit more.

1109
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,400
Just stab people.

1110
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,400
Yeah, I get that.

1111
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,360
I'm a little bit more covert.

1112
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,800
I run in like political circles and like.

1113
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800
You're slimy.

1114
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,040
You're like, you're like ooze.

1115
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,040
You wait and flooring.

1116
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,040
I'm slippery.

1117
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,880
People work over and bam, you like ambush.

1118
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,880
Correct.

1119
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Why do you like this?

1120
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,240
What do you mean why am I like this?

1121
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,240
It's not fun.

1122
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,240
It is fun.

1123
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,880
It's not, you don't, there's like that takes all of the rush out.

1124
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,640
Yeah, have you ever crushed someone emotionally and mentally as opposed to just physically?

1125
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,560
I mean not usually the other two come with the physical crush.

1126
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Yeah, but it's.

1127
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,840
I make grown man cry because I can squeeze not so hard they pop.

1128
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,120
Usually they're mentally and emotionally traumatized for life.

1129
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,640
That is great, but you can also humiliate someone without hurting them.

1130
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,080
I don't think that's true.

1131
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,080
You can.

1132
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,080
I don't believe it.

1133
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,480
Oh, next city we go to.

1134
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,440
It sounds as though you've been emotionally humiliated by other individuals and that

1135
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,480
sounds like a little problem.

1136
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,480
No.

1137
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,000
I would never let someone do that to me.

1138
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,480
I crushed them physically before that.

1139
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,480
Why are you here?

1140
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,480
It hurts me mentally.

1141
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,480
What do you mean?

1142
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,480
I'm not in the mood to move your place.

1143
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,880
Well, I committed murder.

1144
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,880
Right?

1145
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,480
So I'm on the run.

1146
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,480
Okay.

1147
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,480
Never fucking mind.

1148
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,640
I'm still I am being strong enough to then go back and I understand.

1149
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,640
I understand.

1150
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
I understand.

1151
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Let's go back and fight blood.

1152
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,640
Okay.

1153
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,640
You seem really caught up on this.

1154
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,920
Yeah, because this I'm not having a fucking.

1155
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,920
Okay.

1156
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,920
I mean, you are.

1157
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,400
We literally are having this.

1158
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400
We're doing this now.

1159
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
Elevator.

1160
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
This now in the moonlight.

1161
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,200
Yeah, moonlight elevator.

1162
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200
We are having a conversation.

1163
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,840
And there's different ways that people can live their lives.

1164
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,480
We need someone when we go into a town and they've got an army that will be able to kill

1165
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,920
you, Eva.

1166
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,680
We need to be able to sweep off people.

1167
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,600
Not that you poison food supply.

1168
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,600
Okay.

1169
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,720
Well, you don't have time to always poison the fucking food supply.

1170
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,640
If you plan appropriately, you always have time to poison food supply.

1171
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,440
Well, what if things come down to it?

1172
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,440
You're going to need things like food and shelter.

1173
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,440
And guess what?

1174
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,440
I'm going to go punch Uzi's now.

1175
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,440
Because you need to be able to.

1176
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,440
Okay.

1177
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,440
I'm going to get a little bit of a sparyl, but we need to hit things and talk to us.

1178
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,440
It has not been great.

1179
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,600
I love talk.

1180
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,160
I'm going to work on you.

1181
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,160
Jesus fucking.

1182
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,120
You don't need to fix me.

1183
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,120
Wonderful.

1184
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,440
You have the opposite of I can fix him.

1185
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,280
The complete opposite.

1186
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,280
I will.

1187
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,280
I can crush her.

1188
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,960
I will break her.

1189
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,160
I will fix the weak.

1190
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,280
I will break her parentheses positive.

1191
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,280
All right.

1192
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,280
I'm blood oozes.

1193
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,840
I'm not going to bother drawing them out.

1194
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,840
We got three in the room.

1195
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:42,840
It's two of us.

1196
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,840
Cool.

1197
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840
I'm going to be doing Shaboom baby.

1198
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,840
I'm not.

1199
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,520
I'm going to do this like you would do fucking kids on bikes.

1200
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,520
We're just going to roll the 20s.

1201
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,520
It does the rolls.

1202
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,520
Yep.

1203
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,520
Rolling the 20s.

1204
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,520
I don't feel like doing all the combat.

1205
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,520
All right.

1206
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,520
That's fine.

1207
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,020
I don't have enough spell slots anyway.

1208
00:48:58,020 --> 00:48:59,020
That's okay.

1209
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,020
So I got a 10.

1210
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,020
Let's see what the ooze gets.

1211
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:02,020
Aha.

1212
00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:03,020
E would be to ooze number one.

1213
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:04,520
Ooze number one is down.

1214
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,520
I got a...

1215
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Am I adding anything to this?

1216
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,520
Or just straight?

1217
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,520
You can use your spell tag.

1218
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,520
Cool.

1219
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,520
Then 16 plus seven.

1220
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,520
Fucking wonderful.

1221
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,520
Ooze nings and nat 20.

1222
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,520
Ooze gets a 15.

1223
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,520
Cool.

1224
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Ooze is dead.

1225
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,520
Ooze is dead.

1226
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,520
And then...

1227
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,520
The other one.

1228
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,520
16 plus seven again.

1229
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,520
Wonderful.

1230
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,520
Ooze number three does.

1231
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,520
Cool.

1232
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,520
Cool.

1233
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,520
Wonderful.

1234
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,520
Just fucking like rocking music montage.

1235
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,520
Just going through.

1236
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Can we do that?

1237
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,520
No.

1238
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,520
Is that copyrighted?

1239
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,520
No.

1240
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,520
I'm pretty sure it is.

1241
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,520
Okay.

1242
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,520
Well, I only got like three notes.

1243
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,520
Just like fucking smashing and kicking and throwing and bolting and magic and physical

1244
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,520
and crossing.

1245
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,520
Ooze is dead.

1246
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,520
We have 30 gold.

1247
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,520
Hell yeah.

1248
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:50,520
There is a small ring with a silver incantation chiseled into it and a wand.

1249
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,520
Archana check.

1250
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520
Archana check on both.

1251
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,520
Hell yeah.

1252
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Archana check.

1253
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,520
17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

1254
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:04,520
Call it ring of invisibility and wand of magic missiles.

1255
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,520
You can say something while I'm writing this down.

1256
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,520
Okay.

1257
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,520
We switched to a green room now.

1258
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:10,520
Sounds good to me.

1259
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,520
Start cranking green.

1260
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,520
Wonderful.

1261
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:21,520
There are two, what appear to be injured, limping humanoid individuals in the back of

1262
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,520
a room.

1263
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,520
Oh God.

1264
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,520
Are you okay?

1265
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,020
He just like calls out and like readies her like long bow.

1266
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,520
Is this a good or bad situation?

1267
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,520
One of them walks up.

1268
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,520
It's like two zombies that are basically like eating the dead corpse.

1269
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,520
Okay.

1270
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,520
So bad.

1271
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,520
So we kill.

1272
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,520
We kill.

1273
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,520
We kill.

1274
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Sounds good to me.

1275
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,520
All right.

1276
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,520
Contestor rolls again.

1277
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,520
Oh God.

1278
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,520
Three plus seven.

1279
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,520
Ten.

1280
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,520
Oh.

1281
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,520
Zombie got a 16.

1282
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,520
Does that mean I die?

1283
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,520
No.

1284
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:55,520
We'll not call it die.

1285
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,520
I'll just roll damage.

1286
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,520
Okay.

1287
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,520
We'll just call it a D6.

1288
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,520
Three damage.

1289
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,520
Fuck.

1290
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,520
All right.

1291
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,520
I'll roll again.

1292
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,520
Zombie number one is fast nimble and agile.

1293
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,520
16 plus seven for the next one.

1294
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,520
And sprints.

1295
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,520
It's you head on cutting you just across the side as you miss.

1296
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,520
Mother fucker.

1297
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,520
You spin around and hit him again.

1298
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,520
He fails.

1299
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,520
How do you kill zombie number one?

1300
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,520
I this worked.

1301
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:29,520
Am I, I'm trying to decide whether I'm using magic for this or since we're doing contested

1302
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,520
rolls here if I'm going Marshall because I'm running low on spell slots.

1303
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,520
No.

1304
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,520
At this point, I'm proving a fucking point to Eva that I can take care of myself.

1305
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:44,520
I'm using my daggers and then I'm probably crossbow one.

1306
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,520
Check.

1307
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,520
Yeah.

1308
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,520
You fully just run up and just stick two daggers in.

1309
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,520
Zombie number one's head and pull out and hit the crossbow.

1310
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,520
Eva's fully got like zombie number two in a headlock and sees you using daggers and

1311
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,520
is like, nice.

1312
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:57,520
No.

1313
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,520
This is, no.

1314
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,520
Don't be proud.

1315
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,520
This is the proof that I can already do the things.

1316
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,520
Fucking talking about Sparrow, you get in there and you just, ah, you stab.

1317
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,520
I was doing this before I met you.

1318
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,920
And now you're doing it with me and it's, oh, it's absolutely glorious because now I can

1319
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,520
break you in the process and you do it better.

1320
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,520
Do not break me.

1321
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,520
Yes, we break.

1322
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,520
We don't.

1323
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,520
We break and get stronger.

1324
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,520
Like I break zombies neck.

1325
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,520
Oh my God.

1326
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,520
If you break me, I'm giving you a makeover and etiquette lessons.

1327
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:24,520
What the fuck?

1328
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,520
What do you mean?

1329
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,520
I don't, that sounds terrifying.

1330
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,520
That's scary.

1331
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,520
It means I'm going to braid your hair, bitch.

1332
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,520
Scarier than the zombies.

1333
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,520
Exactly.

1334
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,220
And at the end of the room on the dead member of the order of the ochre eye, there is a

1335
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:39,080
long sword and a potion of greater healing.

1336
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,080
I'm taking the sword.

1337
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,640
That sounds very fair.

1338
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,820
I'll take the healing potion.

1339
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:46,520
I'll toss it to you if you need it.

1340
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,520
Wonderful.

1341
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,520
Next room.

1342
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,520
Wait, what was in purple?

1343
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,520
Yellow's cave.

1344
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,520
Can we go to purple?

1345
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,520
Yep.

1346
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,520
Purple was the original chamber.

1347
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,520
Oh yeah.

1348
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,520
And then we did blue.

1349
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,520
Blue is oozes, green was zombies, yellow was moss cave.

1350
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Yeah, orange.

1351
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:08,840
Okay, so orange is a mostly caved in chamber, but one that features a small pathway that

1352
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:15,020
leads to a large hole overlooking the chamber below, which is actually this chamber that

1353
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:18,520
I have drawn ahead of time on our map.

1354
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,520
Yeah.

1355
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:26,360
You actually see a large, sort of tall and scrawny, lanky figure who is lounging in a

1356
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:32,320
makeshift throne made of undead minions that appear to be still alive in some capacity.

1357
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,120
Oh Jesus Christ.

1358
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,960
And he is surrounded as well by several others that are not bound to his undead throne.

1359
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,960
You tiresome.

1360
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,240
You're just going to call out.

1361
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,240
Yeah.

1362
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,240
Cool.

1363
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:49,360
He just looks up kind of surprised and go, oh, I didn't know I had guests.

1364
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,360
Yeah.

1365
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,200
Well, why don't you come through the front door then?

1366
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,200
What?

1367
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,600
What are you all in?

1368
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,920
Like you're above me.

1369
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,520
There's just a door you could have walked through.

1370
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,360
Yeah, there was a cave in.

1371
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,920
The stairs were blocked.

1372
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,200
Right.

1373
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,720
So just come down to the red door instead of the orange.

1374
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:07,720
You see what I'm saying?

1375
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720
Oh yeah.

1376
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,560
No, we took a couple pit stops, killed a couple things.

1377
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Yep.

1378
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,440
You can come down to the last one and we can just, we can talk.

1379
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,440
This just feels weird.

1380
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,640
You yelling at me from up there.

1381
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,360
Should we have done like a surprise thing, Eva?

1382
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:27,080
You know, I was thinking about maybe a surprise thing and then you yelled out to converse with

1383
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,880
him and well, that kind of went out the window.

1384
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,040
You're hallucinating.

1385
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,800
You know, I don't think I am.

1386
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:39,960
I've been in this chamber for several hundred years and hallucinations are one thing and

1387
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,440
real living, breathing people are another.

1388
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,440
Nah.

1389
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,440
Okay.

1390
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,720
Well, I'll be here waiting for you to be an illusion again, I guess.

1391
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,720
Cool.

1392
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,720
I'm sorry.

1393
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,720
That's my bad, Eva.

1394
00:54:54,720 --> 00:55:00,720
Sparrow, you're so pretty.

1395
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:01,720
Thank you.

1396
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,720
I'll take it.

1397
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,720
Yeah.

1398
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,560
You're pretty like chandelier that holds no purpose.

1399
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,560
Okay.

1400
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:07,760
We could have just left it at your pretty.

1401
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,760
Cool.

1402
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,800
We go down to red door now and face directly.

1403
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800
Yeah.

1404
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,800
Go under fault.

1405
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,800
Um.

1406
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,480
The room where we are?

1407
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,480
No, y'all.

1408
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,680
That's why I said you guys were above like looking down.

1409
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,200
Oh, that.

1410
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,920
This is me misunderstanding what was happening.

1411
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,520
Yeah, no, that was meant for like a round of surprise.

1412
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,920
Well, I committed, so.

1413
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:27,920
We're chill.

1414
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:28,920
Sorry.

1415
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,920
Now, we're cool.

1416
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,040
Um, I get to read this swanky as description that is you all walk through and there's some

1417
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,760
monologue here as well.

1418
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,000
My bad.

1419
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,840
The door opens to reveal a long cathedral like room.

1420
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,600
There are murals painted on the walls and 10 large red focusing crystals lining either

1421
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:49,080
side of the room, two of which have been shaken loose from their housing structure in a strewn

1422
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,080
about the floor.

1423
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,160
It's going to be this, which I'm pointing to, and that one which I pointed to.

1424
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,600
Those were two important things that I didn't see until I read the description.

1425
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,600
I'm going to color them.

1426
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,600
Yep.

1427
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,600
Go for it.

1428
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:04,080
At the end of this chamber full of coffins in various states of despair is a large sarcophagus

1429
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:08,240
and beyond is a throne built from the bones in the undead.

1430
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:13,160
Sitting on the edge of it is a gauntman, all knees and elbows drinking from a silver goblet.

1431
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:17,520
He pierces its youth through a curtain of stringy silver hair.

1432
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,800
He has green eyes glimmering with an unearthly light.

1433
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,800
In a silken voice, he says, yes, my saviors.

1434
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,600
Thank you for securing my exit from this wretched place.

1435
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:33,600
I've been trying for decades to figure a way out of that cursed contraption.

1436
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,320
You had a personality shift.

1437
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,000
Like lazily kicks like the coffin below them.

1438
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,160
Earthquakes, you got to love them.

1439
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:46,040
Of course, if it weren't for a chance thunderstorm and a bit of lightning that I managed to divert

1440
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,200
from its path, who knows how long I would have been trapped in this purgatory.

1441
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:54,360
We're going to need you to come to save me, correct?

1442
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,880
We're just going to need you to like knock off it.

1443
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,280
Pledge your service to me and return for the secrets to eternal life?

1444
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,280
Yeah.

1445
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,280
Okay.

1446
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,440
Let's shake on it then.

1447
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,960
Nah, I don't really touch other people.

1448
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,480
He's out like his long gaunt bony hand.

1449
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,280
Nah, nah, nah, nah.

1450
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,560
Here's the thing.

1451
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,560
I'm totally into this whole thing.

1452
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,160
Like I'm so fucking gung ho for necromancy and all that shit.

1453
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,920
We are going to need you to chill on the earthquakes.

1454
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:20,920
I don't know why.

1455
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,520
For a minute I was going to have him be like, what are you talking about necromancy?

1456
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:28,000
He sits on a throne of undead, surrounded by zombies being like, I don't know what you're

1457
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
talking about.

1458
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,480
I just woke up from a really long nap.

1459
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,160
Listen, no, I'm so into what you're doing here.

1460
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,200
We do need you to like knock off the earthquakes and shit though.

1461
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,960
But the earthquake was me awakening from my summer exiting purgatory.

1462
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,120
I can't just knock off the earthquakes.

1463
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,520
I need to be free.

1464
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,520
That's what you're here to do, right?

1465
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,520
You're here to rescue me?

1466
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,920
Yeah, yeah, totally.

1467
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:58,960
What are we supposed to be doing here?

1468
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,000
The task that you were given by the member of the Okurai Loretta was to find the source

1469
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:11,080
of the arcane energy, the evil arcane energy that was seeping out from the spire.

1470
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,080
Okay.

1471
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,280
That just recently started because of the earthquake.

1472
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,280
Okay.

1473
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,600
Now I know how I'm going to play this.

1474
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,600
All right.

1475
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,600
Presumably this is...

1476
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,600
Yeah.

1477
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,600
Yeah.

1478
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,680
So you've just woke up recently, right?

1479
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,720
Well, you know, it's funny you should just, you should say recently.

1480
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,320
So I was in a bit of a kerfuffle, if you will.

1481
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:44,080
We had a disagreement of words with a powerful, should we say, organization of magical beings.

1482
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,480
I think you might have heard of them called the Okurai.

1483
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,080
And never heard of them.

1484
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:54,800
Well, it's funny that you should mention that this is actually their, this is like their

1485
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,800
establishment.

1486
00:58:55,800 --> 00:59:00,720
And I got into a disagreement with them several hundred years ago about transporting some

1487
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:01,720
bodies.

1488
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,960
And I got into a disagreement with them, unfortunately, got lost in transport and they were used

1489
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,240
for some unseemly things.

1490
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,480
And because of that, they decided to...

1491
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,800
Are you acknowledging that they're uns...

1492
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,800
Are you saying what you did with them is unseemly?

1493
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:18,120
No, I'm saying that what they were found to have had unseemly things done to them.

1494
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:24,440
And they accused me of it because I was responsible for transporting the bodies of the deceased

1495
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,480
mage members of the Okurai.

1496
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:31,680
I also, before I do this insight check, has he noticed or acknowledged Eba?

1497
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:35,360
Because I've assumed that I jumped ahead and started talking.

1498
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,640
Yeah, I mean, he's just talking to you.

1499
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,200
I mean, he's kind of like gestured to you and Eba.

1500
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,880
Damn, I was going to pass the ring of invisibility.

1501
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh, no.

1502
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,000
I mean, she presumably walked in with you.

1503
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
God damn it.

1504
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Okay.

1505
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
I mean, if that's something...

1506
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
I'll tell you what, let me...

1507
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I didn't think this through.

1508
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
I didn't think about the fact that this is like the final thought.

1509
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
I didn't think about the fact that this is like the final thought.

1510
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
I didn't think about the fact that this is like the final thought.

1511
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,400
Maybe she would think about this.

1512
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,640
Okay, she got an 18.

1513
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,360
If you think that you would have thought to slip her the ring of invisibility...

1514
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,720
Okay, I'll slide a hand check it right now.

1515
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,720
Cool, yeah, you can slide a hand check.

1516
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,720
See if you can slip off the ring to Eba.

1517
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,560
19 plus 4 plus 1.

1518
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,720
Yeah, between her wisdom check and your slide of hand check, 100%, you pawn off the ring

1519
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:17,360
of invisibility and Eba slips that motherfucker on and immediately just out.

1520
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,360
Cool.

1521
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,360
Wonderful.

1522
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,080
He's going to have a passive perception.

1523
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,080
Let me see what that is.

1524
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,800
Oh, and then I got to do my insight check on him.

1525
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,600
Yes, then you'll be your insight check.

1526
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,480
Oh hell yeah, another 19.

1527
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,480
Jesus Christ.

1528
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,000
Plus 3 plus 4.

1529
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Holy fuck.

1530
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,240
So 19 plus 4 is 23.

1531
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,400
Yep, plus 3, 26.

1532
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,400
Holy shit dude.

1533
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,400
What do you want to know?

1534
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,400
What are you trying to like?

1535
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:46,240
I'm trying to see if he's telling the truth and there is more to like.

1536
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,960
Telling the truth about what specifically?

1537
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,880
He made it sound like the reason he got sealed down here was because they accused him of

1538
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,400
doing something that he didn't do.

1539
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,400
That he didn't do.

1540
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,640
I get it right, like there was this misunderstanding the bodies were found this way but I'm not

1541
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,640
responsible.

1542
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,000
He's lying out of his ass.

1543
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Yeah, 100%.

1544
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,800
He's very much trying to put this off on the order to spend them.

1545
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:09,200
It's like, no they were like, they jumped the gun, they went a little too far too quickly.

1546
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,760
I just like I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

1547
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,040
No, I totally get that.

1548
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,800
See, I'm also in a similar situation.

1549
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,760
I'm actually wanted by the law in several states for something that I didn't do.

1550
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,760
So I get it completely.

1551
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:25,120
All of these fucking authority figures, they just point the finger, I got horns and they

1552
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,400
just see that and that's all they see really.

1553
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,400
Yeah.

1554
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,040
It's fucked up.

1555
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,320
It's real fucked up.

1556
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,640
So when did you wake up exactly?

1557
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,920
Well you know, I've been stewing.

1558
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,840
If you say I've been.

1559
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,160
Yeah, like restless sleeping.

1560
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,160
Restless sleeping.

1561
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:48,640
So part of their punishment for the sort of unseenly acts that were committed on these

1562
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:54,560
bodies was to be given what they thought that I wanted in sort of a sick and twisted sort

1563
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,560
of way.

1564
01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:00,000
Like eternal life, which is of course what they thought the person that committed these

1565
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,520
acts wanted.

1566
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:06,560
But inside of a sarcophagus with no sleep, no food, no light, no contact.

1567
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,960
Oh well that's fucked up.

1568
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:08,960
It's incredible.

1569
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,960
I mean it's torture.

1570
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,960
Yeah.

1571
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,960
Right?

1572
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:12,960
I mean that's straight up, that's just torture.

1573
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:19,000
And if it weren't for the fact that I've been sort of accruing power here in the sarcophagus

1574
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,480
and managed to divert that lightning strike from the storm, I would have never been able

1575
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,800
to break out a sarcophagus in the first place.

1576
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,880
Have you been accruing power?

1577
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,120
I've been stewing.

1578
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,680
Just being angry.

1579
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,080
Oh like emotional.

1580
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,560
Yeah, like emotional power.

1581
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,800
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

1582
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,360
Not like charging up physically.

1583
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,760
I mean kind of charging up physically.

1584
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,560
Do you get your powers from your emotions?

1585
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,520
Um, I mean does anybody really know where they get their powers from?

1586
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,520
I mean.

1587
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,560
Do you just want to shake on this and we'll call it a day?

1588
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,560
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a second.

1589
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,440
Yeah, you give me out of here and I give you eternal life.

1590
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,440
I have a question.

1591
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,680
This, this, this, this, this, this.

1592
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,680
Right.

1593
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,680
Technical question.

1594
01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:00,080
Um, the lady, which she was telling me about this, she didn't say that he was alive, correct?

1595
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:04,400
She was like he's dead.

1596
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,840
You were drinking that water for so long.

1597
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,840
Yes.

1598
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:08,840
Okay, cool.

1599
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,800
So she, am I able to like kind of discern, was she intentionally lying?

1600
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,800
No.

1601
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,480
No, she truly, I mean she said, you were like chances of him being dead, she was like nine

1602
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,480
out of ten.

1603
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,000
Okay, so not an intentional.

1604
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,120
So this is like the 1% worst case scenario guy that they locked up for centuries because

1605
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,640
he wanted to become a lich.

1606
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,640
Yeah.

1607
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,920
Has woken himself up.

1608
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,240
And then it's just been fucking stewing apparently.

1609
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,320
Has been stewing, has been a crewing power.

1610
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Cool.

1611
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,320
Um, at this point.

1612
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,560
But based on what he said, he was never technically dead to begin with.

1613
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:42,520
They like locked him in, I mean if he's to be believed, he's been like locked in an eternal

1614
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,760
undead slumber.

1615
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:49,920
So part of it's on them for not just making him dead, dead.

1616
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,920
Double check.

1617
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,200
Like I double tap.

1618
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,200
Like that's.

1619
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,200
Yeah, 100%.

1620
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,200
It's kind of on you.

1621
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,880
Yeah, should have put a couple more locks on it.

1622
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:02,200
Am I able to while I'm talking with him, can I try and clock if there's any like arcane

1623
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,200
focus on him or anything?

1624
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,680
Yeah, give me an arcana check.

1625
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,680
Items.

1626
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,120
Well, what we'll call an arcana and perception check combined.

1627
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,400
That's kind of my goal with like talking to him and.

1628
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1629
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,200
You're like trying to notice things.

1630
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,440
I'm getting information from him.

1631
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,440
Yeah.

1632
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,840
Um, 16 plus that's dirty 20, 21.

1633
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:21,920
Um, yeah.

1634
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:30,200
So there are 10 super bright glowing red arcane like signets.

1635
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:35,520
If you will, they're like crystals being housed in these large containers that are around

1636
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,520
the room.

1637
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:41,440
Two of them are just like just basically they look like they've been knocked off of their

1638
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,440
pedestals.

1639
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,440
Okay.

1640
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,320
And those are all on a 21.

1641
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:49,320
Those are all deeply connected in some way to whatever enchantment was placed in the

1642
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,520
sarcophagus that he's exited from.

1643
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,520
Okay.

1644
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,920
Uh, and he's why the fuck did they put a throne down here?

1645
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:56,920
That's also.

1646
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,240
Well, it looks like he made the throne.

1647
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,240
Okay.

1648
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,800
Looks like one of his first things that he did down here was like assemble the dead bodies

1649
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:03,960
in like a throne.

1650
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:04,960
All right.

1651
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,960
Necromancer is a show.

1652
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:13,760
Um, am I able to while I'm talking to him also, um, because my whole goal with talking

1653
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,160
to him is kind of like Robin Hood and shit.

1654
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:21,520
Um, am I able to like, does he have any magical items on his person?

1655
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:25,760
Um, it doesn't appear that he's wearing any magical items now.

1656
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,760
Okay.

1657
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,760
Damn.

1658
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:33,160
Um, is there anything else around him that seems like it would be of note?

1659
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:40,200
Uh, um, there are, so he himself has two zombies or what looked to be undead creatures on either

1660
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,320
side of him, like left and right.

1661
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:50,520
And then, um, there are coffins strewn throughout the room that seem to be lit up with some

1662
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,160
sort of arcane sigils.

1663
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:57,200
Like it looks like they've been freshly like carved onto the top of the, like the coffins.

1664
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:02,680
Um, and those very well might contain more creatures that he's going to presumably like

1665
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,200
try to raise over time or in threat of combat.

1666
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,200
Okay.

1667
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:13,200
Uh, none of mine are going to do particularly well in close quarters.

1668
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,680
Eh, it'll be fine.

1669
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:17,680
Okay.

1670
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:24,800
Um, I'll give him my mage hand to shake, not my physical hand.

1671
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,520
Um, cool.

1672
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:32,800
Do conjure mage hand to shake his, like his regular hand and he like feels like the grip

1673
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:37,800
of the main chain goes, you know, that's a really cute party trick that we used to,

1674
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:43,080
um, we used to do me and the order back when we were kind of close and they weren't, um,

1675
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,880
trying to imprison me for all eternity.

1676
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:49,720
Um, but unfortunately this kind of deal has to be sealed with a physically a shake.

1677
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:54,680
See, I'm not really in the market of a handshake is just a lot, you know, like take me out

1678
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,280
to dinner first, that kind of situation.

1679
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:57,280
I'm not just.

1680
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,280
I'm going to give you a tour to life.

1681
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,080
You can have no tour to your place with me.

1682
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,080
Am I able to place where Eva is?

1683
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:08,280
Um, give me a perception check and I'm going to roll stealth for her.

1684
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:14,960
Uh, 13, 14, 15.

1685
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:19,240
Um, you can, you can just barely place out.

1686
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,960
I'm going to go ahead and get many's out.

1687
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,880
Um, mm-hmm.

1688
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:30,640
She is about halfway down the chamber.

1689
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:34,760
Like you just kind of barely catch like a rustling of bones.

1690
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:39,760
Um, that she kind of like walks into that he's definitely not going to notice, but that

1691
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,760
you looking out for Eva are going to notice.

1692
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:43,760
Okay.

1693
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,360
So stall longer.

1694
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,360
Where am I?

1695
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,360
Um, you're all the way at the end of the room.

1696
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,360
Oh shit.

1697
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,360
Okay.

1698
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,360
So I'm going to go ahead and get her his zombies that are on either side of his sarcophagi.

1699
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,360
Yeah, I thought I was closer.

1700
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,360
Yeah.

1701
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,640
And that's what Eva's been doing, trying to get close enough to like take a shot.

1702
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:02,640
Yeah.

1703
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:03,640
Presumably.

1704
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,640
And she wants ranged, correct?

1705
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,200
Um, I mean, yeah, she is a ranged character.

1706
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:15,360
So I mean, she doesn't need to, um, she doesn't need to be close, but because she uses both

1707
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,360
like a mall, well she has this new longsword.

1708
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,800
She has the longsword and she has the arrow.

1709
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:23,520
So it's kind of one of those things where like being in that mid range is the best case

1710
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,480
scenario for her because it means that if they try to advance on her, cool.

1711
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:28,600
She's got melee combat.

1712
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,100
If they stay arranged, cool.

1713
01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,100
She's got ranged combat.

1714
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,100
So she's in position.

1715
01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:33,100
Yeah.

1716
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,100
She's good.

1717
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,100
She's good to go whenever.

1718
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:36,100
Cool.

1719
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,100
Uh, then I am going to straight.

1720
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:40,080
Am I able to, I, okay.

1721
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,160
I'm going to swing.

1722
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:48,520
Um, not physically swing, but, uh, yeah, I'm definitely throwing hands.

1723
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:54,120
Um, am I able to discern any advantage from talking to him and being charming and deceptive?

1724
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,360
Um, let me make a deception check, please.

1725
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,560
I'm begging you, I have a plus seven.

1726
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,080
You want an assumption check for what?

1727
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,880
I don't, I'm trying to be like smooth and like, yeah, no, I'm here for the good thing.

1728
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,560
So it's like surprise motherfucker.

1729
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:12,360
When I, if I'm having a conversation with you and I pull a knife on you and lunge across

1730
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,600
the table to stab you, you would like a round of surprise.

1731
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:20,640
The deal I will make with you is that I would ask you to close half the distance.

1732
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:26,080
And when you do really get into the act of like, cool, I'm walking to shake your hand.

1733
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,080
Boom.

1734
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,080
Yeah.

1735
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,080
Yeah.

1736
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,080
Yeah.

1737
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,080
Yeah.

1738
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,080
Yeah.

1739
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080
Yeah.

1740
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
Yeah.

1741
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,080
Yeah.

1742
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,080
Yeah.

1743
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,080
Yeah.

1744
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,080
Yeah.

1745
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,080
Yeah.

1746
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,080
Yeah.

1747
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,080
Yeah.

1748
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,080
Yeah.

1749
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,080
Yeah.

1750
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,080
Yeah.

1751
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,080
Yeah.

1752
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,560
Okay, level ice knife.

1753
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:47,560
Ice knife.

1754
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:48,560
Ice knife.

1755
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,560
I like to think of his ice bear from, wonderful.

1756
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,000
Whatever the thing is.

1757
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:59,960
So I'll give that to you and then I'm going to roll initiative for things.

1758
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:00,960
Roll lawyer's seat and dean.

1759
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,960
Cool.

1760
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:02,960
Take your round of surprise.

1761
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:03,960
All right.

1762
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:04,960
Second level ice knife.

1763
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:09,040
So I'm going to roll the hit.

1764
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,960
Does a 15 plus seven hit?

1765
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:13,960
Yeah.

1766
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,240
15 plus seven will do it.

1767
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,240
Okay.

1768
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:20,640
So I'm going to roll and then I'm also going to need a dexterity saving throw.

1769
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,640
Okay.

1770
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,960
Dexterity saving throw.

1771
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,960
That passes.

1772
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,960
Damn.

1773
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:36,240
That's going to be eight and then it doesn't take any of the additional damage so there

1774
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,240
was no fucking point.

1775
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,240
God damn it.

1776
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,240
That would have been so good.

1777
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:47,160
It doesn't say take half the damage.

1778
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:53,000
I would like to argue that it should take half from the exploding dice or from the exploding

1779
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,000
knife.

1780
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,360
Well, what do you want to take half damage?

1781
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,440
Since he passed the dexterity saving throw.

1782
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:03,880
Or because normally it's if you pass you don't take any of the damage but I cast it as a

1783
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:07,280
second level so I could try and get some of that damage and I failed.

1784
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,800
Nah, roll lawyer.

1785
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,800
God damn it.

1786
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,800
You called me around.

1787
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,800
I know.

1788
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,800
14 damage.

1789
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:13,800
I'm going to call you around and surprise.

1790
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:14,800
I'm going to call you on.

1791
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800
All right.

1792
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,800
And he just takes eight damage.

1793
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,800
Just eight damage it is.

1794
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,800
And then I'm going to roll a wild magic surge.

1795
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800
Cool.

1796
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,800
No wild magic surge.

1797
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,800
Yep.

1798
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:29,080
You just throw, yeah, you like are walking towards him like getting ready to like, yeah,

1799
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,400
I'm shaking your hand and then just like with the other hand behind you.

1800
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,400
Psych bitch.

1801
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,800
Yeah, just throw a fucking ice knife and it hits him like straight and it's like, ah,

1802
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:36,800
you.

1803
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,680
What were you going to call me?

1804
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:39,680
Nothing.

1805
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:40,680
No, go ahead.

1806
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,680
What were you going to call me?

1807
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,680
Say it.

1808
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,680
Say it bitch.

1809
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,680
Damn.

1810
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,320
Say it bitch is crazy.

1811
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,320
What is next?

1812
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,320
We're about to start throwing real hands.

1813
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,920
I'm trying to think if there's, um, I've got an object interaction.

1814
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:59,560
Can I do a check on these coffins to see about how soon I think that they're going to open

1815
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:01,160
and more bitches are going to pop out?

1816
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,160
Minus a check.

1817
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,160
18, 19, sorry.

1818
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,720
We're about to look soon.

1819
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:17,120
You have a feeling that at the big, I made the DC 20 in my head to know exactly what

1820
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,120
the mechanic was.

1821
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,240
So I'm not going to say exactly what it is.

1822
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:26,720
You get the idea that every so often he is going to begin basically awakening them one

1823
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,720
at a time.

1824
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,720
Okay.

1825
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,720
Gotcha.

1826
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,000
What that looks like mechanically.

1827
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Who knows?

1828
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,200
Now what is Eva's turn?

1829
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,200
She'd like to take some movements.

1830
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,200
I'm trying to think.

1831
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,200
I feel like I'm in a good spot.

1832
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,200
I feel like you're in a good spot too.

1833
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:46,080
I would, I would tell Eva's going to go for this guy and she's coming out of his ability.

1834
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,720
So she's going to join you in that round of surprise.

1835
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:53,360
I'm going to go for the, go for the big guy and go with advantage.

1836
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,960
Well she has clear as land of sight on him.

1837
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,240
She doesn't really have a line of sight on the big guy.

1838
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,560
So with an advantage, cool.

1839
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,560
That's a hit.

1840
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:08,440
Roll some Diggy damage and this is a longbow, 2d6 plus 2.

1841
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:17,280
Five, that's going to be 10 damage total to one of our fleshy boys.

1842
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:21,720
One of our undead, uh, zombie boys.

1843
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:26,880
You just, um, just, uh, just kind of like a thunk barely even interrupts like the, the

1844
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,880
drooling.

1845
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:28,880
Get fucked.

1846
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:33,600
So I'm going to take her round, um, and it takes 10 damage from its first attack and

1847
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,240
then Eva is going to hit it again.

1848
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,240
She hits again.

1849
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:39,240
Hell yeah.

1850
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,240
Wow.

1851
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,420
She rolled max damage on that one.

1852
01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:43,420
Fuck yeah.

1853
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:45,520
So another 14 damage this time.

1854
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,320
Um, holy shit.

1855
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,820
This thing's got like, so little health left.

1856
01:13:49,820 --> 01:13:54,600
She, and because you know what, that's not one attack over half its health, but that's

1857
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,200
two attacks I'm going to consider it half its health in one go.

1858
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,200
Oh yeah.

1859
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:05,240
So she is going to essentially, she's going to fire one arrow into, um, it's like, it's

1860
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:09,520
got one large hand that it's like using as a club that it's like been stitched together

1861
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,480
that looks like it would do a lot of like blood damage.

1862
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:17,280
She fires one arrow into sort of like the joint, like the socket where the arm would

1863
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:21,040
go in and then fires another arrow that splits that one straight down the center.

1864
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,760
Uh, and the arm is basically hanging by a thread.

1865
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,520
So if it tries to swing, it's going to lose the arm.

1866
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,520
Gross.

1867
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,160
It's hanging by like flesh and sinew now that like a lot of the flesh has been ripped

1868
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,160
off of it.

1869
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:33,720
Get fucked, I guess.

1870
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,720
Get fucked indeed.

1871
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:44,000
Um, and Eva is going to take some movement now that she has seen five, 10, 15, 20, 25.

1872
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,600
Well, you need line of sight, so let's not do that.

1873
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,520
Uh, five, 10, 15.

1874
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,520
I'll be okay.

1875
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,520
I can move before I attack to get line of sight.

1876
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:57,080
The other thing is she doesn't know about the gems, so that's not going to be a priority

1877
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,080
for her.

1878
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:02,040
So she's going to get on top of the sarcophagus so that she has like, they have to add her.

1879
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,040
Question.

1880
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,960
We have to get him in the sarcophagus before we put the gems up, correct?

1881
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:06,960
You don't know.

1882
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:07,960
Shit.

1883
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,360
Yeah, unfortunately it's something we're 100% aware of as of right now.

1884
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,360
Okay.

1885
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:13,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1886
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,360
Um, cool.

1887
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:18,200
It is now going to be a regular initiative.

1888
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,680
So I'm going to roll a D6 and one of our coffin boys is going to wake up.

1889
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,160
It's going to be coffin number two.

1890
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:29,440
You could exit out for me so that way I know it's been used.

1891
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:33,160
And two is going to be a ochre zombie.

1892
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,160
Gross.

1893
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,160
Gross indeed.

1894
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,160
Gross indeed.

1895
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,160
Let me get another mini out.

1896
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,600
I do love fried ochre though.

1897
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,720
Ochre zombie.

1898
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:46,760
So let's say it's got a Z on it.

1899
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,840
Throw that over there for me.

1900
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:52,760
Um, cool.

1901
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:59,880
We have just had crypt number two pop open with a, um, what appears to be the body of

1902
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:05,040
one of the members of the ochre eye that has been zombified by Lord boredom.

1903
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,040
I was tiresome.

1904
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,040
Same difference.

1905
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,040
So close.

1906
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,040
What the fuck ever, bro.

1907
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:12,240
And I need to roll initiative for that thing since it enters at the top.

1908
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,040
It's going to be a 16.

1909
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,240
That's going to go right after Eva.

1910
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,360
Cool, cool.

1911
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,360
Wonderful.

1912
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,240
It is you at the top of the initiative.

1913
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:28,400
All right, I'm going to use my wand of magic missiles and hit a Lord boring bitch, uh,

1914
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,960
for, uh, 3d4 plus four.

1915
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:31,960
And he's just going to take that.

1916
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:32,960
Oh, nice.

1917
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,040
Yeah, I can't counter and don't have to roll the hits.

1918
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,040
Magic missiles.

1919
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,040
Fucking nuts.

1920
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,600
I've never actually used it before.

1921
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,400
I think this is my first time.

1922
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,400
It's fun.

1923
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,760
It doesn't do a lot of damage, but when you start getting higher levels and just you're

1924
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,280
throwing out like 10d4, it's like cool.

1925
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,280
Yeah.

1926
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:51,280
You don't even get to roll against this.

1927
01:16:51,280 --> 01:17:00,600
Um, four, five, six, another four, um, eight, nine, 10, uh, plus four, 14 damage.

1928
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,040
14 damage altogether.

1929
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,040
Yeah.

1930
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,040
Wonderful.

1931
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,000
Um, so not too shabby.

1932
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
And then that's my action.

1933
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:13,640
Um, and then I'm going to, I'm still in a pretty good spot.

1934
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:14,640
Yep.

1935
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,280
Being there in the, being there in the middle.

1936
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,960
I feel like I want to do something else on my turn.

1937
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,920
So can I do object interaction?

1938
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:22,920
You got movement.

1939
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:23,920
You got checks.

1940
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:29,240
Can I do a check to see if I think that putting the gyms up is going to help us now or if

1941
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:31,000
he needs to be in the sarcophagus for that?

1942
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Yeah.

1943
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,160
Give me an inside check or a card of check.

1944
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:41,360
17 plus four plus five, 17 plus five.

1945
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:42,360
Jesus.

1946
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,360
17 plus five.

1947
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,360
Yeah.

1948
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,360
So that would be 22.

1949
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,360
God damn.

1950
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:47,360
22.

1951
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:54,040
Um, it doesn't look like there needs to be a particular order, but it would help to have

1952
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,040
the gyms.

1953
01:17:55,040 --> 01:18:00,480
It feels as though, seems as though, reads as though having the gyms restored to their

1954
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:04,600
original placement would help with getting him in.

1955
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:11,880
So the way that these gyms appear to work on a 22 is once they're all in their correct

1956
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:16,320
pedestals, so once they've all been replaced, um, they are all, I mean, they're basically

1957
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:23,400
like batteries for one large enchantment spell that has been laid on top of the sarcophagus.

1958
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,760
So it's kind of like you've got to, you've got to put in the batteries before you can

1959
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,920
flip the switch.

1960
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:28,920
Gotcha.

1961
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,240
Otherwise you're just going to, it's like kind of trying to hold the switch up while

1962
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,760
you're trying to put the batteries in.

1963
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:37,560
So it's one of those things, once you get the gyms in, ideally what happens next is

1964
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:42,920
you then force the, uh, force the tiresome back into the sarcophagi and then try to

1965
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,280
reactivate whatever enchantment was on it originally.

1966
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,280
Got it.

1967
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,280
Okay.

1968
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:52,960
Um, then I think that'll be it for my turn.

1969
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:53,960
Wonderful.

1970
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:54,960
Um.

1971
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,120
Uh, can I yell to Eba?

1972
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,120
Sure.

1973
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:02,120
Uh, toss me the ring when you get a second.

1974
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:06,200
Oh, oh, okay.

1975
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,200
That's all.

1976
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,280
That's a hell of a throw, man.

1977
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:13,480
Um, yeah, you're like 40 feet away.

1978
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:17,040
A 40 foot throw with a fucking silver ring.

1979
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:18,040
All right, fine.

1980
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,040
I'll move a little bit forward.

1981
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:25,360
Uh, 10, 15, 20.

1982
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,040
I don't want to be that close to a coffin in case a fucker pops out.

1983
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,040
No, fair enough.

1984
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,040
Fair enough.

1985
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,040
Um, Queens.

1986
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:35,320
Eba, free object interaction.

1987
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,320
Give me a slide of hand check.

1988
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,720
I'm going to make an athletics check.

1989
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:44,240
Uh, 17 plus, uh, four plus five.

1990
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,960
Yep, we are solid then.

1991
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:51,640
Uh, she takes off the ring and like perfectly throws it to you and you snatch it right out

1992
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:59,240
of the air and she is going to take another shot at our zombie friend.

1993
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:03,840
She's going to miss the first one.

1994
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:04,840
Unfortunately.

1995
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:05,840
Oh, and Eba.

1996
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,320
She's going to hit the second one.

1997
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:08,320
Roll some damage.

1998
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,200
Hell yeah, she kills it.

1999
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,200
Hell yeah.

2000
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:16,680
Um, another max damage roll, 14 damage and our first flesh column is a down before it

2001
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,480
even gets to act in initiative.

2002
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:20,480
Get fucked.

2003
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:25,680
Uh, she is going to shout across the room using her like free like speech per turn.

2004
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,280
Uh, what's up with crystal?

2005
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,600
Did crystal need to be back in?

2006
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:29,600
Yeah, crystal.

2007
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,680
Or do I need to put you back in coffin?

2008
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:35,200
We want, well, it's probably going to be both, but yeah, putting the crystal, I can take

2009
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,200
care of the crystals up if you want to take care of getting him in the coffin when it comes

2010
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,200
to that.

2011
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,480
Oh, I'm so down for putting him in coffin.

2012
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:41,480
I know you are.

2013
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:44,160
I'd like to see you try.

2014
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,160
Me?

2015
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,880
But well, well, both of you.

2016
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,880
Oh, this is tiresome.

2017
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:48,880
Yeah, tiresome.

2018
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:49,880
I thought Eba was fucking funny.

2019
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:50,880
I was like, hello?

2020
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,880
No, this is tiresome.

2021
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,000
Like being like, no, like I'd like to see you try.

2022
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,600
We're not talking to you.

2023
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,600
What?

2024
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,600
You're talking about me though.

2025
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,360
Yeah, but we're not talking to you.

2026
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,000
Well, that's rude.

2027
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,160
Mind your business.

2028
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,480
This is, this has been my business for 300 years.

2029
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,280
You are so impolite.

2030
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,520
And I'm going to get a lot conversation.

2031
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,320
No, what?

2032
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,320
Conversation is over.

2033
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:13,320
Okay.

2034
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,640
You are a very impolite guest.

2035
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,440
How dare you?

2036
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:17,440
Cool.

2037
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:20,440
Eba's going to take five.

2038
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:25,960
Let's see how these stupid fucking squares are.

2039
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:36,920
Five, 10, 15, 20, 20, damn it.

2040
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:40,160
So one of the gyms, you all can't see this, but one of the gyms that we need to get housed

2041
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,880
is on the opposite side of Lord Tiresome.

2042
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:47,440
And there's not really a way for Eba to get around him.

2043
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:50,800
I don't really want to get in melee a range of this guy.

2044
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:55,280
So I think Eba's going to like just stay here.

2045
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,280
Yeah.

2046
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,280
Yeah.

2047
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:00,440
She's just going to stay here and hope that like tiresome comes at her.

2048
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,440
Yeah.

2049
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,760
So that she can kind of run around.

2050
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:06,800
So she's just going to preserve her movement and her time.

2051
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,800
Sounds good.

2052
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:11,280
She is actually going to take her free action to investigate the coffin.

2053
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,760
She's currently standing on though to see if it has any undead occupants that might

2054
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:17,640
decide they want to leap out on a random dice roll.

2055
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,280
I got fucking jack in the box.

2056
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:26,240
She just takes like the end of her war hammer and just like slams it through the top of

2057
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:31,640
the sarcophagus, fully just like crash, and then like looks down and goes, this one's

2058
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:32,640
empty.

2059
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:33,640
Thank you, Eba.

2060
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,640
You're welcome.

2061
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:38,320
She's like a bull in a china shop.

2062
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,400
And then like brings it back up, throws it on her pack.

2063
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:44,640
Remind me to never take you on any stealth missions.

2064
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:47,720
It is Jean-Bien the back's turn.

2065
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:52,520
So he is going to be troublesome.

2066
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,400
He is not going to go attack anything.

2067
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,200
He is going to try and unhouse another gym.

2068
01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,200
That bitch.

2069
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,480
He's going to make a strength check.

2070
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:01,520
Where's the other gym?

2071
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:06,400
So each of these, I didn't draw an extra fucking object.

2072
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:11,800
Each one of these also has like a gym on it.

2073
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:15,560
So the gyms are also meant to contain like the people inside.

2074
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,560
Got it.

2075
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:17,560
Yeah.

2076
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,560
So he's going to...

2077
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:19,560
I thought it was just two.

2078
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,720
No, no, there are 10 gyms.

2079
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:25,920
He's going to pop out of his and attempt to rip the gym off the top.

2080
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,360
It's so fucking fun.

2081
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,360
Strength.

2082
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,360
He's got a plus one to this.

2083
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,680
He's got a higher.

2084
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:33,080
He's got a five.

2085
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,080
He's going to fail.

2086
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,240
And then it's going to be his entire turn.

2087
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,240
All right.

2088
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,240
Fucking useless.

2089
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,240
Stupid zombies.

2090
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:41,240
You fucked.

2091
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,240
Can't expect them to do a guy-diam thing.

2092
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:45,360
Who is next in order.

2093
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,400
It is going to be this guy.

2094
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,240
Who is going to...

2095
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:53,320
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

2096
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,840
He's going to close the distance.

2097
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,840
He is large.

2098
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,320
Oh, that's me.

2099
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,320
Fuck.

2100
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,320
Yeah, that is you.

2101
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:01,040
I was looking through my spells and shit.

2102
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:04,200
That is you.

2103
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:06,400
Cool beans.

2104
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,200
Starts its turn with...

2105
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:13,120
Okay, that's not important.

2106
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,240
That's not important.

2107
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,840
That's not important.

2108
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:18,840
Oh.

2109
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,360
Interesting.

2110
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:28,880
So you see as the golem begins to walk or rush forward, all of the space behind it, and

2111
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:34,120
this is kind of in a shitty, drawn way, has now become destroyed and torn up from its

2112
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,440
mass dragging objects behind it.

2113
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:42,040
So any area that this thing walks in is now going to be considered difficult to reign.

2114
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,760
As it is tearing up the floor.

2115
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,400
We need to kill him.

2116
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,160
He's going to make an attack against you.

2117
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,680
What is your AC?

2118
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:49,680
15.

2119
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:50,960
I'll roll in front of the board.

2120
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:51,960
Plus five to hit.

2121
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:52,960
10.

2122
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:53,960
Hell yeah.

2123
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,200
Yeah, you're good.

2124
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:56,200
He takes one.

2125
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,200
We're going to miss, motherfucker.

2126
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,960
He's not missing, just hits like one of the stone slabs behind you.

2127
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:02,960
Try again.

2128
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:07,720
Use sidestep, and that is going to be his whole motherfucking turn.

2129
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,720
Um, Cole, we just tore up the goddamn floor.

2130
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,760
You useless piece of shit.

2131
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:13,760
God damn.

2132
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,760
All right, it's Lord Fuckface's turn.

2133
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,280
Let's see what he's got in his wheelhouse.

2134
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:22,600
What is his action economy looking like?

2135
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:25,440
What's fucking lame?

2136
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:29,040
What, that's so lame.

2137
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,880
I don't do the thing you do where you're like, that's lame.

2138
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,440
I'm going to like buff it up.

2139
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:34,960
No, I'm not.

2140
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:36,640
Um, cool.

2141
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,320
He is going to fly.

2142
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:39,320
Hello?

2143
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:44,520
Um, he is like kind of ethereal, spirited looking.

2144
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,720
He's got like flesh on the bone, off the bone.

2145
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,240
I thought he was just a man.

2146
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,240
That's what we all thought.

2147
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:54,720
And then he floated off the fucking throne, and now he's like half spirit, half man kind

2148
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:55,720
of deal.

2149
01:25:55,720 --> 01:26:00,840
He is going to lock eyes with Eba, um, and in like a very polite way, like extend his

2150
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,600
hand and go, what you mind giving me your soul darling?

2151
01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:04,600
And you watch this.

2152
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:05,600
Hey, leave her alone.

2153
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,600
Don't say that.

2154
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,080
Eba's eyes go blank.

2155
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:11,720
And Eba's going to make a charisma, skidding throw.

2156
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:12,720
No.

2157
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:13,720
No.

2158
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:17,440
It was just, this is her worst fucking, she got a minus one to this.

2159
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,280
So um, yeah, not great for Eba.

2160
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,600
Where does she got to pass?

2161
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,800
Yikes.

2162
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,800
Yeah.

2163
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:28,360
Oh my God, she passed somehow.

2164
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:30,840
Holy shit, she got a fucking 16.

2165
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:36,200
Eba like fully like snaps out of it and swings her head back and forth.

2166
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,680
And goes, I don't like petty mind tricks.

2167
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:39,680
You spirit fuck.

2168
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:40,680
Hell yeah.

2169
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:44,120
You want my soul, you better come take my body first.

2170
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:45,120
Jesus.

2171
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,120
Uh, wonderful.

2172
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:51,880
That is going to be his entire turn.

2173
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,320
We're now going to move back to the top of initiative work.

2174
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:55,320
Cause that is the end of the round.

2175
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,440
I'm going to roll another D six.

2176
01:26:58,440 --> 01:26:59,880
We have another creature that has popped up.

2177
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:06,880
This one is on, um, three.

2178
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,600
So let me get another thing out here.

2179
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:13,640
Your three definitely looks like an M. Oh yeah.

2180
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,560
And this is going to be a skeleton.

2181
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:18,560
Any ochre?

2182
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:20,560
Bones boy.

2183
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:21,560
Bones boy.

2184
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:25,000
It's an S. It's supposed to be an S. My bad.

2185
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,120
Um, Cole's skeleton pops out of numero three.

2186
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,560
It looks like a fucking rune of some kind.

2187
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:31,560
It doesn't look like an S.

2188
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:34,560
God damn, 17?

2189
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:36,680
It doesn't matter.

2190
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:39,560
We're still at the top of the order, but like Jesus Christ.

2191
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,560
Cool.

2192
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:41,560
It is you.

2193
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:42,560
Okay.

2194
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:46,000
Starting your turn within the attack range of our flesh golem.

2195
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,120
Yeah, I feel like I got to kill him.

2196
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:51,040
Um, how do I want to do that?

2197
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:52,040
Let me see.

2198
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:55,800
I'm probably going to save my spell slots for fuck oh.

2199
01:27:55,800 --> 01:28:02,040
So I'm going to, oh, that's not even much.

2200
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:03,040
Not to fuck oh.

2201
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:04,040
Yeah.

2202
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:07,320
I guess I'm going to magic missile him at point blank range.

2203
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,320
Damn.

2204
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:10,320
You just got to like wand.

2205
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:18,280
I mean, in my head, she definitely is like, like, I would love to stab him with it.

2206
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:19,280
That's so funny.

2207
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:20,280
Just for flavor.

2208
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:21,280
Stab him with the wand.

2209
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:22,280
Yeah.

2210
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:23,280
That's funny.

2211
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:24,280
All right.

2212
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:32,280
Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, twelve damage.

2213
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:33,280
Wonderful.

2214
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:36,280
Twelve damage is a fucking fair amount.

2215
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:41,280
Could I argue, because I hate the, the, the putting on the ring is an action.

2216
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,280
Could I argue that that is a bonus action?

2217
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:44,280
No.

2218
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:45,280
Okay.

2219
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:47,280
Then that's my turn.

2220
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:49,280
I was here.

2221
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,280
My fiance has arrived.

2222
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,280
Hello.

2223
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,280
Hello.

2224
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:54,280
Come in as we start.

2225
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,280
Hello.

2226
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:59,280
Beating as we are still beating the absolute shit out of some undead beanie boys.

2227
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:03,280
You want to say hi?

2228
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:04,280
She on.

2229
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:05,280
That's, that's hello enough.

2230
01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,280
Um, wonderful.

2231
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,280
Is that your turn?

2232
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,280
You got to do anything else?

2233
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,280
Uh, that's all I really can do.

2234
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:13,280
Because if I leave here, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get it.

2235
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:17,280
And I don't have any bonus actions because I'm a level three sorcerer.

2236
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:18,280
Damn.

2237
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,280
That's cool.

2238
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:23,280
Uh, is going to be Eva's turn.

2239
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,280
Now here's the question.

2240
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:30,280
Do we think Eva is going to attempt to assist?

2241
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:35,280
Do we think Eva is going to attempt to assist or do we think Eva is going to attempt to

2242
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,280
1v1 Lord tiresome?

2243
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:47,280
Um, I mean, I truly think that either situation is going to be good.

2244
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:48,280
Okay.

2245
01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:51,280
Um, I'm at 15 health.

2246
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:55,880
So that's what worries me because the biggest creature in the room is currently the one

2247
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,280
that you're squared up with.

2248
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,280
Yeah.

2249
01:29:58,280 --> 01:29:59,280
So, yeah, maybe help me.

2250
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,280
Okay.

2251
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:06,280
Eva is going to, with limited ammo, Eva is going to hop off this Rikof guy, go five,

2252
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:11,280
10, 15, 20, 25 and get right up in this thing's face.

2253
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,760
Um, cool.

2254
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:19,400
She is going to unsheath her new magical longsword that she has pocketed off of her zombie friends

2255
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,880
from earlier, which now adds an additional plus one to hit.

2256
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:24,640
So this has got a plus seven to hit.

2257
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:29,520
She is going to take two large swings at this flesh column that is currently squaring up

2258
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,520
on sparrow.

2259
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:33,000
Only has 15 health.

2260
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,000
You say only 15.

2261
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,520
I'm at a max of 19.

2262
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:36,520
Um.

2263
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,000
I was saying that I'm looking good on health.

2264
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,280
First is a hit.

2265
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:43,720
That's gonna, I don't have damage from longsword pulled up, but because it's magical.

2266
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:45,840
I'm just going to make a number up because it's magical.

2267
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:48,040
I'm just going to call it 2D6.

2268
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:52,400
I think that's accurate for a longsword.

2269
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:53,880
Or maybe it's a great sword.

2270
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:56,880
Well my Warhammer is 1D8, so I'm just going to call it 2D6.

2271
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:57,880
Yeah, sounds good.

2272
01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:02,440
So that's going to be a nine.

2273
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:05,600
Nine damage to the flesh column.

2274
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,400
She takes a nice chunky chunk out of it.

2275
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,400
Big ass.

2276
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,520
That's going to bring this thing down to that many hit points.

2277
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,880
And then she's going to swing again.

2278
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,160
There is potential for her to kill this thing.

2279
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,160
Please.

2280
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,920
There's also going to be a hit.

2281
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:20,920
That's a six.

2282
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:21,920
Please kill it.

2283
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:22,920
That's a one.

2284
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:23,920
God damn it, Eva.

2285
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:24,920
Um, six, one.

2286
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:31,320
Okay, that is another, uh, only eight damage unfortunately, which is not enough to kill

2287
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:32,920
our monster.

2288
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:39,000
Um, she unsheaths her longsword and rushes this thing and starts, uh, unfamiliar with

2289
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,200
how to use a longsword.

2290
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:42,920
She's more of like a club weapon kind of person, like a bloodshed.

2291
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:43,920
She's just using it like a club?

2292
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,720
Yeah, she's essentially like trying to just like hack at this thing.

2293
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:50,040
Like longswords, like there's usually a lot of stabbing motions and trying to use like

2294
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:52,160
the, the sharp point of the sword.

2295
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:57,240
She's fully just taking like fucking like ham chunks out of this thing as she is just

2296
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:59,720
like slamming it in.

2297
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,320
She's not using like the blunt side of the sword, like the smooth side.

2298
01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:06,480
She is using the sharp like long edge, but she's not like trying to stab.

2299
01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:09,080
She's just like trying to take slices and chunks off.

2300
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:10,080
Well, that's not.

2301
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:11,080
You fucking die.

2302
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,840
You're doing a great job, sugar.

2303
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:14,360
Jesus man of stone.

2304
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:15,360
Yeah.

2305
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:20,080
Trust like stabbing as opposed to like hacking.

2306
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:21,400
Stabbing as opposed to hacking.

2307
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,080
You heard it here first folks.

2308
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:25,400
Um, always stab, never hack.

2309
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:26,760
Skelly boy's turn.

2310
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:28,760
Skelly, Skelly boy.

2311
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,760
He's a Skelly Skelly boy.

2312
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:31,760
Oker Skellits.

2313
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:32,760
And here we go.

2314
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:33,760
What do we got?

2315
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:34,760
We have a range attack.

2316
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:35,760
I don't know.

2317
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,880
No, but it's got bones.

2318
01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:38,880
Bones and stones.

2319
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:41,600
Bones and stones is what we got.

2320
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,600
Bones and stones is definitely.

2321
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:47,240
Given the fact that it doesn't fucking have any pluses to strength, it's not gonna attempt

2322
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:50,400
to actually remove any gems.

2323
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,400
Slowly making their way.

2324
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,320
10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

2325
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:59,520
Just the bones and he's going to, 10, 15, 20, 20.

2326
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,560
He's going to throw stones.

2327
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:02,560
Stones.

2328
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:04,560
Mind your fucking business.

2329
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:08,560
Gonna throw fucking rocks at, uh, Spiro.

2330
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:09,560
Just your AC.

2331
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,560
15.

2332
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:11,560
It's going to be a hit.

2333
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,560
What?

2334
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:15,080
He got a, um, a non-natural 20.

2335
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,080
Jesus.

2336
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:17,080
Yeah, non-natural 20.

2337
01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:21,080
Um, and let me roll my B6, which is in my hand.

2338
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:22,080
I couldn't find it.

2339
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:28,400
It's going to be 5 Legendary Damage as it picks up a large piece of broken stone and

2340
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:30,920
hurls it with all of its bony strength.

2341
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:31,920
Cool.

2342
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:34,680
I'm about to have to take that post in a greater healing.

2343
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:35,680
That's cool.

2344
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:37,680
Yeah, go for it for sure, for sure.

2345
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,760
Um, it's now Zobby's turn.

2346
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:44,800
He's going to make another strength attack to try and upheave this gym.

2347
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:47,560
And that is unfortunately going to be a pass.

2348
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,560
He is going to unheave one of our gyms.

2349
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:53,680
Be red.

2350
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:59,560
So we now have three gyms that have been upheaved and an additional monster.

2351
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:03,600
So we have, we're down one monster, up two monsters, and we are one gym unheaved.

2352
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:06,120
Two more gyms need to be slotted.

2353
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:08,560
Not looking good for our heroes.

2354
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:09,560
Mighty pair of us.

2355
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:10,640
We're getting fox.

2356
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:14,360
We are truly kind of losing this fight, but it is what it is.

2357
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:16,080
Uh, all right.

2358
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:21,760
Next is going to be, that was our zombie, our flesh column who is face to face with

2359
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:22,760
Sparrow.

2360
01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:23,760
Sparrow, Earth Sparrow.

2361
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:25,280
High Mids and Health.

2362
01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:34,960
It is going to hit Eba with a new found rage using one of its perks.

2363
01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:38,200
It's going to roll a D4.

2364
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:40,200
Wow.

2365
01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:42,400
On that's crazy.

2366
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:47,200
Yeah, it starts its turn within.

2367
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:48,200
That sucks.

2368
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:49,200
What?

2369
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:50,200
What's happening?

2370
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:53,680
It's going to continue to do so until it is.

2371
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,280
What in the fuck?

2372
01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:57,600
That's crazy.

2373
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,600
What's happening?

2374
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,120
Would you like to share with the class?

2375
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:01,120
No.

2376
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:02,120
Um, give me a nature check.

2377
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:03,840
Yeah, because I'm so good at those.

2378
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:05,360
I'm doing nature check as well.

2379
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:07,880
Uh, actually that wasn't bad.

2380
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:09,760
That was a dirty 20.

2381
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:16,000
Um, this ochre flesh column has entered some sort of rage state having under a certain

2382
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:20,960
threshold of hit points and is now going to attack with advantage until it either regains

2383
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:23,560
a certain amount of hit points or it dies.

2384
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:24,560
Fuck.

2385
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:25,560
Yep.

2386
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,680
Um, and it is also on a 20.

2387
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:33,680
It is gaining some unnatural addition to strength being within 10 feet of Lord, um,

2388
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:36,040
the higher some Lord bitch ass.

2389
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:41,040
So it's going to roll with a plus five with advantage to hit, uh, from the neighborhood

2390
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,040
Eba.

2391
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:45,160
Yeah, that first one was a hit.

2392
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:46,640
I don't even know why I rolled the second one.

2393
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,640
Uh, cool.

2394
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:51,800
It's going to hit Eba for 1d8 plus four.

2395
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,360
Jesus.

2396
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:54,360
That's brutal.

2397
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:55,360
Okay.

2398
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:56,360
It's only eight damage.

2399
01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:57,360
That's not the worst.

2400
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:00,960
Um, but unfortunately as part of this attack, it also gets to grab.

2401
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:02,160
No.

2402
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:05,920
So we are going to roll some opposed athletic checks here folks to see if Eba gets put into

2403
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:06,920
a grapple.

2404
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:07,920
I can't even use fucking eyes.

2405
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,920
She's right next to him.

2406
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:10,920
Okay.

2407
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:13,280
And he was going to roll strength.

2408
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,520
Eba just barely passes.

2409
01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:20,160
Um, manages to shove off the golem is that attempts to wrestle her with its only remaining

2410
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:21,160
arm.

2411
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,160
Okay.

2412
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:27,280
I'm going to have to start slinging spells on this motherfucker.

2413
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:28,280
Yeah.

2414
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:29,280
Not super great.

2415
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:32,040
Uh, with its only remaining arm and is going to attempt to, or no, this one hasn't been

2416
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:33,040
hit by even everyone.

2417
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:34,280
The other one's the one that died to you.

2418
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:35,280
Yeah.

2419
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:36,280
Yeah.

2420
01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:37,280
The other one's the one that died.

2421
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:38,280
So this one's got two free arms.

2422
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:39,280
Cool.

2423
01:36:39,280 --> 01:36:40,280
That's going to be the golem's turn.

2424
01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:45,480
Um, what is next?

2425
01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:47,800
It is going to be Lord tiresome.

2426
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,960
Can I get a charisma saving throw from you, Madison?

2427
01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:51,960
Get in fucking try.

2428
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:55,520
From Sparrow DC 13.

2429
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:59,120
Well I rolled a 13, but I also get a plus seven.

2430
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,120
So get fucked.

2431
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:01,120
Jesus Christ.

2432
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:02,120
I have a 20.

2433
01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:07,080
Again, extends his long, ethereal hand and goes, won't you make a deal with me?

2434
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,080
Uh, slap it.

2435
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:12,760
And you feel something sort of, uh, begin to push its way into your thoughts, but you're

2436
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:18,240
very charismatic and managed to, um, but yep, you just like mental image middle finger

2437
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:21,280
and he is forced out of your mind space.

2438
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:22,280
Try the fuck again.

2439
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:27,760
He is going to climb on top of his unsurciful guy, which is funny.

2440
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:30,080
Uh, this is going to be his turn.

2441
01:37:30,080 --> 01:37:31,960
So we are a start of initiative again.

2442
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:35,200
I'm going to roll another D six.

2443
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:38,880
We are going to introduce another creature to combat.

2444
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:40,880
Number four, please.

2445
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:42,440
All right.

2446
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:44,160
What is number four on our list?

2447
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:45,160
Holy shit.

2448
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,840
There's a lot of creatures and Oaker flesh column.

2449
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:50,720
Are you shitting me?

2450
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:51,720
Are you shitting me?

2451
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:53,400
I have 10 health.

2452
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:54,400
Another Oaker flesh column.

2453
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:58,640
I am not going down in another fucking combat encounter.

2454
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:03,240
You might just be.

2455
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:05,200
Oaker flesh column on four, please.

2456
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:10,800
Listen, what I'm learning is sorcerers are great in like a campaign setting, but for

2457
01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:15,360
one shots when they don't have plot armor, well, not even, okay, fuck off.

2458
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:19,200
You can't complain about me being plot armor proof when you gave me the plot armor.

2459
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,080
When they don't, yeah, when they don't have plot armor, they suck.

2460
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:26,800
Oh no, I was just going to say they're great in a party, but no, that's valid.

2461
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,040
When it's one of two people.

2462
01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:34,320
Alrighty, we're going to go ahead and move on to our next round of combat.

2463
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:37,520
Am I in the Gollum's attack radius?

2464
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:41,080
Let's see here.

2465
01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:43,080
Yes.

2466
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:45,080
Shit.

2467
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:50,600
Actually, adjacent squares are 10 feet, which is stupid, so no, you're fine.

2468
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:51,840
Hell yeah.

2469
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:56,520
I'm going to, I'm going to take my action while I'm moving, which is to drink that fucking

2470
01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:57,520
potion.

2471
01:38:57,520 --> 01:38:58,520
Hell yeah.

2472
01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:01,520
Get a little bit of health back, not much, but I'm going to go ahead and roll 2d4.

2473
01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:03,520
It's better healing, isn't it?

2474
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,520
Yeah, it's going to do 2d4 plus 2.

2475
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:10,520
Do you not have a d4 in this box?

2476
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:11,520
There's a d4.

2477
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:13,520
I do have a d4.

2478
01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:16,560
I still her dice box and put it back in the house wherever it belongs and didn't think

2479
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:17,560
to bring it back, so.

2480
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:18,560
Fuck a bitch.

2481
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:19,560
Yep.

2482
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:20,560
Okay, that's not bad.

2483
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:24,560
I rolled six, plus two is eight.

2484
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:25,560
Cool.

2485
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,560
That's going to take me back up to full health.

2486
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:29,560
18.

2487
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:30,560
Let's go.

2488
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:31,560
Hell yeah.

2489
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,560
And then I'm going to move.

2490
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:34,560
Fuck.

2491
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:38,560
I really don't want to go over here where all of them are, so I'm going to...

2492
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:39,560
Shit.

2493
01:39:39,560 --> 01:39:45,560
Yeah, there's a lot going on right now.

2494
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:49,560
I have 10, 15, 20.

2495
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:53,040
There's a lot going on, folks.

2496
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:57,760
We have three gems that need to be socketed, before we can start the ritual.

2497
01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:01,480
We have four enemies, five enemies if you include Lord Tiresome.

2498
01:40:01,480 --> 01:40:02,480
I don't.

2499
01:40:02,480 --> 01:40:05,880
Well, he is an enemy.

2500
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,160
I will say that much.

2501
01:40:08,160 --> 01:40:11,160
He's a bad one.

2502
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:15,600
And I don't think I have any bonus actions that I can do because I really just kind of

2503
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,840
needed that health.

2504
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:22,040
And drinking a potion is an action in this, correct?

2505
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:23,040
Yes.

2506
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,040
All right.

2507
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:26,560
So that's going to be it.

2508
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:27,560
Yeah.

2509
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:28,560
Pretty boring turn.

2510
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:32,120
We are on Eva now.

2511
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:37,000
So what is she going to do?

2512
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:38,000
She has a significantly...

2513
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,000
Please kill that fucking Gollum.

2514
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:42,640
She's got a significantly higher strength score.

2515
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:48,360
My thought is, as much as I would love to kill Gollum, to try and get to one of the gems

2516
01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:50,720
and see if I can socket it.

2517
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:53,480
So that's where I was headed.

2518
01:40:53,480 --> 01:40:54,480
So I tell you what then.

2519
01:40:54,480 --> 01:40:55,480
I will...

2520
01:40:55,480 --> 01:41:00,480
I'm going to move down the room towards the three enemies and the two gems.

2521
01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:08,480
Are you going to count out loud?

2522
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:10,640
Sorry.

2523
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,640
Just fucking silence.

2524
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:14,640
15, 20, 20, 25.

2525
01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:19,440
And I still want to be able to have line of sight on him.

2526
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:20,940
Okay.

2527
01:41:20,940 --> 01:41:21,940
Just behind...

2528
01:41:21,940 --> 01:41:26,200
Well, that might fuck me if I roll a six, but we'll see.

2529
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:29,720
Anyways, I'm just behind one of the gems.

2530
01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:31,960
Not one of the unsocketed ones, but one of the socketed ones.

2531
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:33,840
I'm going to take two attacks.

2532
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:36,520
Wait, why are we trying to take the gems out?

2533
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:37,520
No.

2534
01:41:37,520 --> 01:41:40,800
I'm here so that I can shoot the one I shoot.

2535
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:44,920
And then I can run there on my next turn and try and socket another one.

2536
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:45,920
Okay.

2537
01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:46,920
Jesus.

2538
01:41:46,920 --> 01:41:47,920
No.

2539
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:51,520
I lost a marker.

2540
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:52,520
Okay.

2541
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:57,600
We have a plus six to hit with the long bow.

2542
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:00,080
I guess I could throw the spear for funsies.

2543
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:02,480
Let me look at lightning spear again really quick.

2544
01:42:02,480 --> 01:42:04,680
Oh, we can't do that.

2545
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:05,680
That's copywritten.

2546
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:06,680
Yeah.

2547
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:07,680
Can't do any of the fun.

2548
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:08,680
We got to find...

2549
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:12,800
So if anyone has suggestions, this is some fun royalty free music that we can...

2550
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:15,280
We can just play or hum in the background whenever...

2551
01:42:15,280 --> 01:42:16,280
Yeah.

2552
01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:20,480
I love the idea of being like, yeah, what's the royalty free music I can hum?

2553
01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:25,160
Yeah, some royalty free music that I'm allowed to hum.

2554
01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:27,280
Please and thank you.

2555
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:28,280
Okay.

2556
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:33,200
100 is being transformed into a magical bolt of lightning for me, a line of five feet

2557
01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:36,000
wide that extends out from you to a target with 100.

2558
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,000
Jesus.

2559
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:41,560
Each creature on the line excluding you and the target.

2560
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:43,880
That's kind of stupid.

2561
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:47,240
Taking 46 lightning damage.

2562
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:48,240
Turns back into a javelin.

2563
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:52,400
I reach the target and make a ranged attack against the target on a hit.

2564
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:53,400
Jesus.

2565
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:54,400
Okay.

2566
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,400
Cool.

2567
01:42:55,400 --> 01:43:02,600
Um, knowing how much that could do, I'm not going to do that.

2568
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:06,400
I'm going to rewind my movement for a second.

2569
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:07,400
DM perks.

2570
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:08,400
Five, ten.

2571
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:09,400
Y'all do it all the time.

2572
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:10,400
Don't say anything wrong.

2573
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:11,400
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

2574
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:12,400
Not on his zone.

2575
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:14,120
Twenty-five, thirty.

2576
01:43:14,120 --> 01:43:19,760
I'm going to go for the zombie in the back.

2577
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:20,760
All right.

2578
01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:25,920
I'm going to have Eva or myself technically roll a perception check because technically

2579
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:29,960
the target that I'm trying to hit is behind.

2580
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,520
Two things in front of me, but I'm tall.

2581
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:33,840
Eva's tall.

2582
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:35,920
So we're going to see if Eva can see it.

2583
01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:36,920
She's thirty.

2584
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:38,920
Um, call it DC-50.

2585
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:42,640
I'm seeing through people.

2586
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:43,640
Yeah, seventeen.

2587
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:44,640
Let's go.

2588
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:45,640
Cool.

2589
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:48,560
So Eva is going to roll, not roll.

2590
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,920
She's going to throw her javelin of lightning.

2591
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:52,440
Hundred and twenty feet.

2592
01:43:52,440 --> 01:43:53,640
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

2593
01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:54,640
Yeah, that's well within range.

2594
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:56,920
She's going to, well, I guess speak the command word.

2595
01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:58,400
I don't know what the fuck that would be.

2596
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:01,840
Uh, into a bolt of lightning forming a line of five feet that extends out from you to

2597
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:03,160
a target with a hundred and twenty feet.

2598
01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:07,520
Each creature in the line excluding you and the target must make a DC-13 dexterity saving

2599
01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:12,080
throw, take forty six lightning damage on a failed safe and half as much on a successful

2600
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:13,080
one.

2601
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:16,280
The lightning bolt turns back into a javelin once it reaches the target, make a ranged

2602
01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:18,800
weapon attack against the target on a hit.

2603
01:44:18,800 --> 01:44:22,800
The target takes damage from the javelin plus forty six lightning damage.

2604
01:44:22,800 --> 01:44:23,800
Jesus.

2605
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:24,800
So much.

2606
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:26,760
Javelin's property can't be used again until next.

2607
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,600
Oh, well, that's why.

2608
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:29,600
Cool.

2609
01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:30,600
Uh, I was going to say this is.

2610
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:31,600
Is it a one time a day?

2611
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:32,600
Uh, yeah.

2612
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,600
Yeah.

2613
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:35,200
I mean, I might be able to fry all three of these guys though, so.

2614
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:36,840
I mean, please do.

2615
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:37,840
I would be very beneficial.

2616
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:38,840
We're going to try.

2617
01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:44,080
Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and roll our dexterity saving throws for our skeleton

2618
01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:45,360
in our gole- oh shit.

2619
01:44:45,360 --> 01:44:46,360
Golem number two.

2620
01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:48,360
The fuck is my dexterity?

2621
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:51,080
Let me see if they have any bonuses to dexterity.

2622
01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:53,320
I don't know why they would.

2623
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:56,840
One of them is a mountain of flesh and the other one is bones with no muscles, so.

2624
01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:57,840
Oh, sorry.

2625
01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:59,840
They better the fuck not.

2626
01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:00,840
Oh, okay.

2627
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:05,920
Well, well, the skeleton actually has an annoyingly high plus.

2628
01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:06,920
Fucked.

2629
01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:09,800
So, what are all for the first bones?

2630
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:12,680
Um, it is just bones.

2631
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:14,880
13.

2632
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:15,880
It fails.

2633
01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:19,480
Skeleton fails now for the golem.

2634
01:45:19,480 --> 01:45:20,480
Golem fails.

2635
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:21,480
Hell yeah.

2636
01:45:21,480 --> 01:45:22,480
The zombie.

2637
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:26,240
Well, actually, no, he doesn't make the, he doesn't make the throw.

2638
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:27,240
Yeah.

2639
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:28,240
Bitch.

2640
01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:29,240
Get fucked.

2641
01:45:29,240 --> 01:45:30,240
All right.

2642
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:32,000
So for D six, you hear me, the D six is in there.

2643
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,000
Please don't think.

2644
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:36,080
So I don't have to roll one six times.

2645
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:37,880
Sharing a dice box, ladies and gentlemen.

2646
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:38,880
Oh yeah.

2647
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,880
I have four.

2648
01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:42,880
That's not terrible.

2649
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:48,520
I got two fives, a four and a two.

2650
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:52,120
So six plus 10, 16.

2651
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:53,120
Nevermind.

2652
01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:54,120
What?

2653
01:45:54,120 --> 01:45:55,120
I'm bad at math.

2654
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:57,160
What do you mean?

2655
01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:59,160
You were talking about, I'm bad at math.

2656
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:00,160
Ignore me.

2657
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:03,160
I got two more because it's four D six.

2658
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:05,320
Oh no, that was exactly four.

2659
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:06,320
I'm, hmm.

2660
01:46:06,320 --> 01:46:08,000
We're having a stroke today, ladies and gentlemen.

2661
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,000
It's a day guys.

2662
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:10,000
It's a day.

2663
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,000
Um, T or Lord.

2664
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:12,000
Yeah, no, that was 46.

2665
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,000
It's rough out here sometimes.

2666
01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:14,000
All right.

2667
01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:19,000
And then I need to roll the extra damage for the zombie itself, who's going to get hit

2668
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:20,000
with the actual javelin.

2669
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,000
Six.

2670
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:23,840
I think that might be enough to kill the zombie at least.

2671
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:24,840
Please.

2672
01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:25,840
That's sick.

2673
01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:29,240
Um, I will narrate in just a moment once I figure out.

2674
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:30,240
Yeah.

2675
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:33,120
Once I figure out damage and health and such.

2676
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:37,240
Um, and who's going to be going next to the initiative or maybe the skeleton.

2677
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,720
The skeleton might be dead.

2678
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:40,720
Let's see here.

2679
01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:41,720
Please be dead.

2680
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:42,720
Okay.

2681
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:43,720
That's damaged there.

2682
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:44,720
Please be dead.

2683
01:46:44,720 --> 01:46:48,720
That's damaged there.

2684
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:49,720
And that's damaged there.

2685
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:54,720
Um, one of my 16 is math people.

2686
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:56,720
Fucking hate math.

2687
01:46:56,720 --> 01:46:58,720
There we go.

2688
01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:04,720
Um, Eva, I'm pretty sure what we ended off with was Eva was attempting to hit the column

2689
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:08,040
that was between you, between Sparrow and herself.

2690
01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:14,080
She runs forward, runnies the javelin, having never used it before, and hurls it, threads

2691
01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:19,280
the needle between a skeleton and a flesh column and pins the zombie right in the chest

2692
01:47:19,280 --> 01:47:24,560
and sort of left in its wake is this large bolt of blue lightning that crackles through

2693
01:47:24,560 --> 01:47:30,720
the entire room, fries the skeleton, skeleton dies, uh, does more than half of the hit points

2694
01:47:30,720 --> 01:47:31,720
to the golem.

2695
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:36,040
So the golem is going to end up losing an arm, which means no multi attack and the zombie

2696
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:41,640
um, dies upon being hit by the javelin as the lightning comes to a point and completely

2697
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:45,680
obliterates the zombie into a nice fine dust.

2698
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:46,680
Fuck yes.

2699
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:47,680
There's the zombie.

2700
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:48,680
There's the skeleton.

2701
01:47:48,680 --> 01:47:49,680
Cool beans.

2702
01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:54,840
Oh god, that, that's a fucking sick magic weapon, dude.

2703
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:55,840
Holy shit.

2704
01:47:55,840 --> 01:47:57,480
I think it looks something.

2705
01:47:57,480 --> 01:47:58,640
That's so cool.

2706
01:47:58,640 --> 01:47:59,640
Cool.

2707
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:05,600
I have no skeleton for initiative, which means we're going to go move to golem one,

2708
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:08,600
who is closest to Sparrow.

2709
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:09,600
God.

2710
01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:14,800
I'm going to roll a wisdom saving throw here because I realized that in this moment, if

2711
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:16,240
it hits you, there's a chance you go down.

2712
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,240
Yeah.

2713
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:22,200
So, uh, to see if it goes for Eba, who has just fried three of its friend, or two of

2714
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:26,320
its friends basically almost killed the other one, or if it's going to go for Sparrow, who

2715
01:48:26,320 --> 01:48:28,000
is technically the closer target.

2716
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:31,520
So we'll say, um, wisdom saving throw.

2717
01:48:31,520 --> 01:48:33,840
This thing is not super wise.

2718
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:35,520
It's a pile of flesh.

2719
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:36,520
Okay.

2720
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:37,840
This is rolling flat.

2721
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:41,440
Uh, we'll say 15 or above.

2722
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:42,680
It'll go for Sparrow.

2723
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,800
Anything below a 15, it'll go for Eba.

2724
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:46,480
So it's a roll.

2725
01:48:46,480 --> 01:48:48,400
It's a flat roll.

2726
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:50,440
It's a fucking two.

2727
01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:51,440
Hell yeah.

2728
01:48:51,440 --> 01:48:52,440
Yeah.

2729
01:48:52,440 --> 01:48:56,760
This thing is going to go for Eba, who just launched this fucking lightning javelin straight

2730
01:48:56,760 --> 01:48:57,760
through three enemies.

2731
01:48:57,760 --> 01:48:59,760
God, that was so fun.

2732
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:00,760
Um, okay.

2733
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:01,760
Golem.

2734
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:04,160
How much move and speed?

2735
01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:05,160
Only 15.

2736
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:06,160
Right.

2737
01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:07,560
Cause you're just a pile.

2738
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:10,320
Oh, that's me.

2739
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:12,720
I am all over the folks today, guys.

2740
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:13,720
All over the folks?

2741
01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:15,720
All over the folks today, guys.

2742
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:16,720
Five.

2743
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:18,400
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

2744
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:22,800
That's all it needs to do because it's fucking huge.

2745
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:26,120
Well, large, technically huge is an actual size.

2746
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:27,120
Don't call me on that.

2747
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:29,400
Um, all right.

2748
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:32,520
It's going to roll to attack.

2749
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:35,920
Eba has a AC of 15.

2750
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:40,360
Thanks to Sparrow's Maid Armour.

2751
01:49:40,360 --> 01:49:41,360
You're welcome.

2752
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:42,920
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

2753
01:49:42,920 --> 01:49:43,920
All right.

2754
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:44,920
Path of Destruction.

2755
01:49:44,920 --> 01:49:45,920
Oh, right.

2756
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:46,920
Yeah.

2757
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:50,240
Whatever the Golems move is considered difficult terrain.

2758
01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:53,560
So I'm going to go and mark that on our board here.

2759
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:57,400
We have quite a bit of difficult terrain.

2760
01:49:57,400 --> 01:49:58,400
Unfortunately, folks.

2761
01:49:58,400 --> 01:49:59,880
Also, why do we got to kill that motherfucker?

2762
01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:00,880
Yeah.

2763
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:04,640
It is leaving a nice path of destruction, which is exactly what it does.

2764
01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:08,760
So we start to turn with 20 hit points or fewer.

2765
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:09,760
Roll a d4.

2766
01:50:09,760 --> 01:50:12,040
I am reading this out loud because it is what it is.

2767
01:50:12,040 --> 01:50:15,760
The minerality 4 on a 4, it's going to do a thing.

2768
01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:18,360
What thing?

2769
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:19,360
We're not going to find out.

2770
01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:21,200
It's fucking 2.

2771
01:50:21,200 --> 01:50:22,400
Um, cool.

2772
01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:27,040
He's going to go for, right, Eba, and roll the hit.

2773
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,600
He's got a plus 5 for this.

2774
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:33,600
Oh, that's a fucking 23.

2775
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:34,600
Geez.

2776
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:38,280
This one also only has one arm left, which is crazy.

2777
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:39,280
Um, cool.

2778
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:43,480
So I guess I'm going to go roll damage real quick and then we'll do some near-ratin.

2779
01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:46,360
So it's going to be 1d8 plus 4.

2780
01:50:46,360 --> 01:50:47,360
Ouch.

2781
01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:48,360
That's survivable.

2782
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:49,360
That hurts.

2783
01:50:49,360 --> 01:50:50,360
Yeah.

2784
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,000
I mean, I live this no matter what, but.

2785
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:53,000
Hell yeah.

2786
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,000
Fuck yeah.

2787
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:57,000
It's a 5 in 1.

2788
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:58,920
It's still 5 health, but I don't give a shit.

2789
01:50:58,920 --> 01:50:59,920
Dumbass golem.

2790
01:50:59,920 --> 01:51:01,400
Dumbass golem indeed.

2791
01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:02,400
Um, cool.

2792
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:07,000
Minus 5 on our hit points here.

2793
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,000
Fantastic.

2794
01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:11,000
Uh, and then unfortunately it has an extra feature.

2795
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:15,240
I'm going to roll strength saving throw for Eba.

2796
01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:16,920
And she's got a plus 5 for these.

2797
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:19,360
So it doesn't matter.

2798
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:20,680
She rolled that one.

2799
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:21,680
Oh.

2800
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:22,680
Wow.

2801
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:23,680
It doesn't matter at all.

2802
01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:24,680
Um, cool.

2803
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:29,080
So Eba runs forward, attempting to take out as many of the enemies as possible.

2804
01:51:29,080 --> 01:51:32,800
Um, pulls the javelin out of her backpack, throws it straight all the way.

2805
01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:34,960
I mean, she basically does like a 60 foot throw.

2806
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:39,640
Um, hits a zombie, straight in the chest, obliterates it, fries a skeleton, takes out

2807
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:40,640
half a golem.

2808
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:44,240
Um, and then right as she's about to turn around and head back towards Sparrow, uh,

2809
01:51:44,240 --> 01:51:48,880
the first flesh golem that was summoned by Lord Tiresome runs up behind her.

2810
01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:53,760
Uh, and then basically just takes one large, meaty hand and knocks her to the ground.

2811
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:56,920
Um, and then slams it down on top of her to keep her from moving.

2812
01:51:56,920 --> 01:52:00,120
And she is effectively grappled on a natural one.

2813
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:01,120
Fuck.

2814
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,120
Fuck it.

2815
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:03,120
Yikes.

2816
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:04,120
Fuck.

2817
01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:06,560
Like, Eba, like, gas for breath.

2818
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:09,400
As all of the air is just pushed out of her lungs.

2819
01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:12,720
Um, or it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be sucking.

2820
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:13,720
It'd be blowing out.

2821
01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:14,720
Yeah, it'd be blowing out.

2822
01:52:14,720 --> 01:52:15,720
Yeah, there we go.

2823
01:52:15,720 --> 01:52:17,720
Uh, as Eba just gets slammed around.

2824
01:52:17,720 --> 01:52:19,520
You gotta do more sound effects on this.

2825
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:20,520
Yeah, I know.

2826
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:21,520
I'm trying to, I'm working on it, man.

2827
01:52:21,520 --> 01:52:22,520
I'm working on it.

2828
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:24,520
Um, that fucking sucks.

2829
01:52:24,520 --> 01:52:25,520
Yeah, that's cool.

2830
01:52:25,520 --> 01:52:26,520
Cool.

2831
01:52:26,520 --> 01:52:28,520
Zombies out of initiative.

2832
01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:32,360
Now we are back, golem, golem two.

2833
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:33,360
That one's out.

2834
01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:34,360
Okay.

2835
01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:38,480
There's no reason really for it to go for Eba at this point, so we're gonna try and

2836
01:52:38,480 --> 01:52:42,240
go fuck up another, another jam, folks.

2837
01:52:42,240 --> 01:52:43,720
Okay.

2838
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:45,160
These squares are asinine.

2839
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:46,720
I don't know this map.

2840
01:52:46,720 --> 01:52:47,720
I've got it.

2841
01:52:47,720 --> 01:52:50,720
Great, but five, ten, fifteen, yeah.

2842
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:51,720
Cool.

2843
01:52:51,720 --> 01:52:52,720
We're just guessing.

2844
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:53,720
We are at this point.

2845
01:52:53,720 --> 01:52:54,720
We're just kind of guessing.

2846
01:52:54,720 --> 01:52:57,440
This map is, it's nice, but the lines that they-

2847
01:52:57,440 --> 01:52:59,560
Each square has four squares in it, so it's hard to tell.

2848
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:04,200
And the lining that they use for the squares is black, and the map itself is actually pretty

2849
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:07,960
close to gray, so it's like fucking impossible to tell where the actual lines are at.

2850
01:53:07,960 --> 01:53:08,960
They are on here.

2851
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:10,560
You just have to stare at it for a second.

2852
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:11,560
Yeah.

2853
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:12,560
Cool.

2854
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:16,920
Um, that column is going to make a string check against our other gym.

2855
01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:18,400
Jesus, man.

2856
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:20,800
Um, I think it needs a fifteen.

2857
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:23,360
Oh no, it's a thirteen.

2858
01:53:23,360 --> 01:53:25,200
I'm realizing now, playing with just-

2859
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,200
Fucking fails.

2860
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:27,200
Two of us.

2861
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:30,000
You're kind of just, you are carrying everything.

2862
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:31,000
Pretty much.

2863
01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:36,800
Um, so our column number two runs over to the gym, and missing basically half of its body

2864
01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:40,520
now that he was fried it off with the lightning javelin, it is only able to get one meaty

2865
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:42,080
palm up on the gym.

2866
01:53:42,080 --> 01:53:44,240
It attempts to pull it down, and it fails.

2867
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:45,240
Yeah, get fucked.

2868
01:53:45,240 --> 01:53:48,720
And that is literally all it's gonna do.

2869
01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:50,920
Sorry, get fucked.

2870
01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:55,600
So it's creating some more difficult terrain, because that's basically the only thing it's

2871
01:53:55,600 --> 01:53:56,600
good for.

2872
01:53:56,600 --> 01:53:59,600
Oh, it also needs to roll a d4, because it's less than half a tip length.

2873
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:02,160
There's fucking one, doesn't matter.

2874
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:03,160
Hell yeah!

2875
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:04,160
Fantastic.

2876
01:54:04,160 --> 01:54:07,120
Um, we are back to Lord Tiresome.

2877
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:09,000
Let me go to home guys.

2878
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:10,000
Stap lock.

2879
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:11,000
Bitch ass.

2880
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:12,000
Okay.

2881
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:14,480
Um, what is Lord Tiresome gonna do?

2882
01:54:14,480 --> 01:54:18,520
What is Lord Tiresome gonna do?

2883
01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:20,520
Um, ooh.

2884
01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:22,840
No, this makes sense.

2885
01:54:22,840 --> 01:54:28,880
Um, cool, Lord Tiresome floats on over, see here, what is his movement speed?

2886
01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:32,880
He's got quite a bit of it actually, it's kind of crazy.

2887
01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:41,360
Um, see here, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.

2888
01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:46,600
He flies 40 feet, so that he can see Eva as she's being pinned down by the golem, and

2889
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:51,120
she's going to force Eva to make a charisma saving throw.

2890
01:54:51,120 --> 01:54:52,120
No!

2891
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:55,400
I will say because she got a nat one, I'm gonna roll with disadvantage.

2892
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:56,400
Motherfucker.

2893
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,400
Yeah.

2894
01:54:57,400 --> 01:55:01,160
This is something to impose a nat one, I like doing something with nat ones and nat

2895
01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:03,480
20s, so yeah, consequences, that sort of thing.

2896
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:08,240
Um, he like floats down to the ground and she's like struggling to breathe and gets

2897
01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:09,960
basically like face to face with her.

2898
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:14,440
He's like kind of upside down from where she's at, and he stares into her eyes and goes,

2899
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:19,120
and hands is like, puts his hand out to like touch her forehead instead of like holding

2900
01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:21,160
her hand, because obviously she's like underneath the golem.

2901
01:55:21,160 --> 01:55:22,160
Yeah.

2902
01:55:22,160 --> 01:55:24,160
Um, and he just goes, let's make a deal.

2903
01:55:24,160 --> 01:55:30,160
Um, and Jesus, Eva does not have, I don't think a single plus sticker, actually I think

2904
01:55:30,160 --> 01:55:31,160
she has a minus.

2905
01:55:31,160 --> 01:55:33,360
Yeah, she has a minus to charisma saving throws.

2906
01:55:33,360 --> 01:55:34,360
This is going so bad.

2907
01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:38,160
So, I'm gonna roll 2, that sucks.

2908
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:41,880
I don't know how she didn't get hit by this earlier to be fair.

2909
01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:44,640
Ah, wow, okay, that's a pass.

2910
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:45,640
Fuck yeah.

2911
01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:47,800
I'm gonna roll a little more.

2912
01:55:47,800 --> 01:55:51,320
The first one was a 14.

2913
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:54,760
Oh no, she just barely fails.

2914
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:55,760
Just barely fails.

2915
01:55:55,760 --> 01:56:01,000
Um, Eva, using all of the strength she has left, attempts to force Lord Tyreesome out

2916
01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:05,920
of her mind, but being pinned down by the golem, and him making physical, like direct

2917
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:09,880
physical contact with her is going to force his way into her mind.

2918
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:16,080
We will see consequences of that action in just a moment.

2919
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:17,080
Where the fuck?

2920
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:18,880
Hey, this shit sucks.

2921
01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:21,680
Do you have something you want to send in to make it better?

2922
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:25,320
Criticisms, topics you'd like to see discussed, or an advertisement you'd like to run.

2923
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:27,680
Maybe you even want to sponsor an episode.

2924
01:56:27,680 --> 01:56:37,040
If so, shoot us a message at mc460 at evansville.edu or DM us on Instagram at Crescent Magazine.

2925
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:39,960
Or we'll never get better, like these fucking guys.

2926
01:56:39,960 --> 01:56:41,720
Hello, we're back.

2927
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:47,120
I just realized that all of my really expensive fucking dice that my fiancee bought me for

2928
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:51,520
my birthday before last cracked overnight in my car.

2929
01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:52,880
I just went to go roll with them.

2930
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:56,720
We've been doing this whole episode with them, and I realized that I had some liquid stuff

2931
01:56:56,720 --> 01:57:00,060
on my hand, looked over at my dice, and saw that every one of them, with the exception

2932
01:57:00,060 --> 01:57:03,240
of the D8 and the D4, were cracked all around.

2933
01:57:03,240 --> 01:57:06,560
Our best guess is that it is a cold weather thing with resin.

2934
01:57:06,560 --> 01:57:09,720
They were left out in the car for a night or two, and about five degree weather, so

2935
01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:12,520
I mean that definitely could be it, but I know they weren't banged around, I kept them

2936
01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:13,520
in a safe place, etc, etc.

2937
01:57:13,520 --> 01:57:17,080
But anyways, we're gonna get back to the fun now that I've lost my favorite pair of dice.

2938
01:57:17,080 --> 01:57:20,720
Please, thank you for bearing with us for so many cuts, and hey, we're back.

2939
01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:21,720
Hey, we're back.

2940
01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:22,720
Hey, we're back.

2941
01:57:22,720 --> 01:57:24,720
Recording this episode has been crazy.

2942
01:57:24,720 --> 01:57:25,720
Yep.

2943
01:57:25,720 --> 01:57:30,800
Okay, so, right, last thing that happened was Eva got hit with something.

2944
01:57:30,800 --> 01:57:31,800
Yeah.

2945
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:32,800
Cool.

2946
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:33,800
Sparrow, you're up.

2947
01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:34,800
Fuck.

2948
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:38,440
Can you give me a perception or insight check to notice if anything has happened with

2949
01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:39,440
Eva?

2950
01:57:39,440 --> 01:57:47,520
Um, perception, or no, wait, fuck, insight's gonna be higher, but it's gonna be 18.

2951
01:57:47,520 --> 01:57:50,080
Um, 18 will do it.

2952
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:55,680
So as you sprint past the golem, um, I mean, you hear like the crack of lightning from

2953
01:57:55,680 --> 01:58:01,320
the javelin, and Eva sort of, her footsteps stop, you hear her get slammed to the ground,

2954
01:58:01,320 --> 01:58:06,480
and then you watch as Lord tiresome, move his thing over again, Lord tiresome, uh, floats

2955
01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:13,360
essentially like horizontal above her, gets face to face, and does something, um, that

2956
01:58:13,360 --> 01:58:17,800
seems to, uh, stun her for a moment.

2957
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:20,400
Okay, I'm gonna do something.

2958
01:58:20,400 --> 01:58:27,560
Um, I'm going to, in a new turn of action, hoping this works, please, oh my god, this

2959
01:58:27,560 --> 01:58:32,280
works, I'm gonna pull out the wand of magic missiles, and I'm gonna use that, so I get

2960
01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:33,400
to send three of them.

2961
01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:38,840
I'm sending two to Lord bitch ass, and I'm going to yell, I'm so sorry, and I'm gonna

2962
01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:41,240
send one to Eva.

2963
01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:46,760
My reasoning being, I'm going to explain to the listeners, um, if this is a charm effect,

2964
01:58:46,760 --> 01:58:53,200
um, if you are, uh, injured, you get to take a saving throw to try and roll out of a charmed

2965
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:54,800
effect most of the time.

2966
01:58:54,800 --> 01:58:58,120
Uh, if you are also hitting the person who is casting some type of charm effect, which

2967
01:58:58,120 --> 01:59:03,000
is what I'm guessing this is because it's a charisma saving throw, um, then they have

2968
01:59:03,000 --> 01:59:10,520
to, uh, do a constitute, or a, um, oh my god, concentration check, uh, to see if they can

2969
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:13,280
maintain that spell or that charm effect.

2970
01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:17,360
So I'm, that is why I am attacking my party member here.

2971
01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:18,360
Yep.

2972
01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:19,360
Um, cool.

2973
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:23,840
So because they're a magic missile, there is no roll, uh, there is no roll to hit.

2974
01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:24,840
Yes.

2975
01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:27,080
But, uh, something unfortunate does happen.

2976
01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:34,360
As you throw three magic missiles, uh, two at Lord tiresome and one at Eva, you watch

2977
01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:41,320
as Lord tiresome, uh, fully disappears and like a puff of sort of blue and green ethereal

2978
01:59:41,320 --> 01:59:42,320
smoke.

2979
01:59:42,320 --> 01:59:43,320
Pardon?

2980
01:59:43,320 --> 01:59:45,600
Give me a perception check, please.

2981
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:47,720
God damn it.

2982
01:59:47,720 --> 01:59:52,760
Eight, nine, ten, eleven, uh, twelve, cause I've got that stone.

2983
01:59:52,760 --> 01:59:54,720
Um, yeah, twelve is good enough.

2984
01:59:54,720 --> 02:00:01,040
What you watch is that blue, green ethereal sort of ghastly mist, um, essentially shoots

2985
02:00:01,040 --> 02:00:08,480
itself directly at Eva's face and she is, it seems to inhale the entire cloud of mist.

2986
02:00:08,480 --> 02:00:14,040
Um, but you did it Eva, which is so smart on you.

2987
02:00:14,040 --> 02:00:15,280
Shout out to your knowledge of the game.

2988
02:00:15,280 --> 02:00:18,480
Uh, so I'm going to roll something for, I think I'm a good player.

2989
02:00:18,480 --> 02:00:22,680
I'm going to roll something for, so do I not get to hit him at all?

2990
02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:25,320
Uh, no, they do not.

2991
02:00:25,320 --> 02:00:28,240
I'm going to roll a thing for a thing.

2992
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:32,560
So he's gonna draw roll damage for Eva.

2993
02:00:32,560 --> 02:00:36,280
Um, yes you will.

2994
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:37,600
Oh thank god it's a one.

2995
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:38,600
Okay.

2996
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:39,840
Um, it takes two damage.

2997
02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:45,360
Nothing seems to happen when you damage her.

2998
02:00:45,360 --> 02:00:47,800
There is no immediate like effect.

2999
02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:50,880
It doesn't, like she doesn't exhale the mist.

3000
02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,880
Um, she just takes the damage.

3001
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:58,320
Um, that was so smart.

3002
02:00:58,320 --> 02:00:59,480
I'm so proud of you.

3003
02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:00,480
Thank you.

3004
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:03,840
Um, also going to talk my thoughts out loud because this is something that you will probably

3005
02:01:03,840 --> 02:01:08,360
find yourself in a situation similar if you're listening and you haven't played before.

3006
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:09,360
Yep.

3007
02:01:09,360 --> 02:01:15,240
Um, so because I'm limited on actions and I did that as my action, trying to get someone

3008
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:17,960
out of a charmed effect is also going to be an action.

3009
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:19,500
So I cannot do that this turn.

3010
02:01:19,500 --> 02:01:24,560
So I'm kind of in a position where I can go over to Eva and I can try to help her or

3011
02:01:24,560 --> 02:01:29,200
I can get the fuck away.

3012
02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:33,160
Knowing how charm effects work and knowing how much damage Eva can do in a turn.

3013
02:01:33,160 --> 02:01:34,160
Yeah.

3014
02:01:34,160 --> 02:01:35,720
It definitely makes the most sense to back away.

3015
02:01:35,720 --> 02:01:38,080
Yeah, because if she comes for me, I'm fucked.

3016
02:01:38,080 --> 02:01:39,080
So I'm going to...

3017
02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:40,600
Yeah, give me how many hip points you have.

3018
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:41,600
Yeah.

3019
02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:45,440
I'm going to make my way over to that gym that's loose.

3020
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:46,440
Yep.

3021
02:01:46,440 --> 02:01:50,080
And can I, is that an object interaction or is that...

3022
02:01:50,080 --> 02:01:51,880
I'll let it be an object interaction.

3023
02:01:51,880 --> 02:01:52,880
That's fine.

3024
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:53,880
25.

3025
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:54,880
Wonderful.

3026
02:01:54,880 --> 02:01:58,800
And you're behind a little bit of cover too, which is nice.

3027
02:01:58,800 --> 02:02:00,120
I'm in that bitch.

3028
02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:03,800
I would like to try and put the gym back where the fuck it goes.

3029
02:02:03,800 --> 02:02:04,800
Cool.

3030
02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:07,520
Give me a DC12 strength check, please.

3031
02:02:07,520 --> 02:02:08,520
Strength?

3032
02:02:08,520 --> 02:02:09,520
Strength.

3033
02:02:09,520 --> 02:02:10,520
You got to pick it up.

3034
02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:11,520
Eight.

3035
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:14,840
Oh wait, nine.

3036
02:02:14,840 --> 02:02:16,960
Nine is not a 12.

3037
02:02:16,960 --> 02:02:17,960
It's close.

3038
02:02:17,960 --> 02:02:21,360
Yeah, you get down into like a full squat position and get like both hands underneath

3039
02:02:21,360 --> 02:02:26,200
this gym that's basically the size of your torso and it will not budge off the ground.

3040
02:02:26,200 --> 02:02:27,360
A big ass gym.

3041
02:02:27,360 --> 02:02:28,360
They're large.

3042
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:29,360
They contain...

3043
02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:33,240
Give me an arcana check actually as you make physical contact with it.

3044
02:02:33,240 --> 02:02:34,240
Your dice are shit.

3045
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:35,240
I don't know nothing.

3046
02:02:35,240 --> 02:02:36,640
I was a nat one.

3047
02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:37,800
Yeah, you know nothing.

3048
02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:39,320
You know less than nothing.

3049
02:02:39,320 --> 02:02:40,320
It's a shiny, pretty gym.

3050
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:41,720
Looks like it'd be fun to steal.

3051
02:02:41,720 --> 02:02:42,720
Maybe I can steal this.

3052
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,760
What if I just stole this and just...

3053
02:02:44,760 --> 02:02:45,760
Instead.

3054
02:02:45,760 --> 02:02:48,560
What if you just steal it instead?

3055
02:02:48,560 --> 02:02:49,560
All right.

3056
02:02:49,560 --> 02:02:50,880
Well, that is my turn.

3057
02:02:50,880 --> 02:02:53,160
It is Iba's go.

3058
02:02:53,160 --> 02:02:57,720
Okay, so she's going to stand up.

3059
02:02:57,720 --> 02:03:00,520
Golem is going to let go of its grapple willingly.

3060
02:03:00,520 --> 02:03:04,360
Right, I have Iba stats on my phone.

3061
02:03:04,360 --> 02:03:06,080
I'm such a silly guy.

3062
02:03:06,080 --> 02:03:07,080
Okay.

3063
02:03:07,080 --> 02:03:09,440
I add silliest goose some would say.

3064
02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:11,600
Listen, you're the one that's set silly goose juice.

3065
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:12,600
That's not me.

3066
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:13,600
I'm going to do them.

3067
02:03:13,600 --> 02:03:18,360
Okay, so you are say at least in three quarters cover where you're at.

3068
02:03:18,360 --> 02:03:20,280
I'm better fucking being.

3069
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:26,480
Yeah, Iba's going to make a perception check or an investigation check.

3070
02:03:26,480 --> 02:03:29,000
Please be dumb.

3071
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:30,000
She has a...

3072
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:33,400
No, we'll do perception.

3073
02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:34,400
Plus two.

3074
02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:39,840
Can you just give me a stealth check?

3075
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:40,840
Yeah.

3076
02:03:40,840 --> 02:03:42,840
Please and thank you.

3077
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:49,840
That is going to be a...

3078
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:51,840
Okay, 17.

3079
02:03:51,840 --> 02:03:54,880
Yeah, 17 is great.

3080
02:03:54,880 --> 02:03:55,880
You watch as Iba...

3081
02:03:55,880 --> 02:04:00,400
Well, you can't really see anything actually because you're behind cover, but you hear

3082
02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:05,160
Iba get off the ground and just kind of like walking around the room.

3083
02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:07,360
That's fucking terrifying.

3084
02:04:07,360 --> 02:04:14,880
And she is going to go over here and she is going to make a strength check.

3085
02:04:14,880 --> 02:04:18,960
God.

3086
02:04:18,960 --> 02:04:20,520
You hear what sounds like...

3087
02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:21,520
That was a two by the way.

3088
02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:22,520
Yeah, it was a fucking two.

3089
02:04:22,520 --> 02:04:27,480
You hear what sounds like Iba struggling to uncouple one of the gyms from its housings.

3090
02:04:27,480 --> 02:04:29,640
Well, like she's struggling to.

3091
02:04:29,640 --> 02:04:31,160
These are big ass gyms.

3092
02:04:31,160 --> 02:04:32,160
Struggling to, yeah.

3093
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,160
Struggle boss man.

3094
02:04:33,160 --> 02:04:34,160
All right.

3095
02:04:34,160 --> 02:04:36,160
Let's see here.

3096
02:04:36,160 --> 02:04:40,160
One, ten, fifteen, twenty, cool.

3097
02:04:40,160 --> 02:04:41,160
Wonderful.

3098
02:04:41,160 --> 02:04:42,160
Wonderful, wonderful.

3099
02:04:42,160 --> 02:04:44,560
This is not fun anymore.

3100
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:45,760
Something's going on with Iba.

3101
02:04:45,760 --> 02:04:48,080
Yeah, this is definitely a...

3102
02:04:48,080 --> 02:04:49,080
Golem number one.

3103
02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:50,800
It's here to go again.

3104
02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:52,920
Back to one player versus DM.

3105
02:04:52,920 --> 02:04:54,760
Five and...

3106
02:04:54,760 --> 02:04:55,760
No allies.

3107
02:04:55,760 --> 02:04:57,920
Fifteen, fifteen is as far as the...

3108
02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:58,920
Stay the fuck away!

3109
02:04:58,920 --> 02:05:01,120
Fifteen is as far as it can fucking go, man.

3110
02:05:01,120 --> 02:05:06,120
It's not going anywhere else.

3111
02:05:06,120 --> 02:05:07,280
This is so scary.

3112
02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:08,280
I need you to know...

3113
02:05:08,280 --> 02:05:09,280
This is terrifying.

3114
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:15,320
Iba, who's like a fucking survival military expert, is like out looking for you.

3115
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:16,320
Crazy stuff, man.

3116
02:05:16,320 --> 02:05:18,560
And there's bodies in this bitch.

3117
02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:20,680
There is bodies in this bitch.

3118
02:05:20,680 --> 02:05:23,160
And I'm a sorcerer.

3119
02:05:23,160 --> 02:05:26,440
This Golem is going to make a strength check with disadvantage to try and uncouple this

3120
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:27,440
gym.

3121
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:31,440
Yeah, it's a fail.

3122
02:05:31,440 --> 02:05:32,440
Wonderful.

3123
02:05:32,440 --> 02:05:33,440
Because he only has one arm.

3124
02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:34,440
Shout out to Iba.

3125
02:05:34,440 --> 02:05:38,680
He is not able to get his giant meaty fucking club around the red gym.

3126
02:05:38,680 --> 02:05:42,520
And it is just like lamely hitting it against the side of the coupling.

3127
02:05:42,520 --> 02:05:44,600
Thank God these people are so dumb.

3128
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:45,600
This is terrifying.

3129
02:05:45,600 --> 02:05:46,600
This is so scary.

3130
02:05:46,600 --> 02:05:48,600
This is currently like a 1v3.

3131
02:05:48,600 --> 02:05:49,600
That's crazy.

3132
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:50,600
There's more.

3133
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:51,600
Four if you can't retire some.

3134
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,600
No, that's valid.

3135
02:05:52,600 --> 02:05:55,800
This is now Golem number two.

3136
02:05:55,800 --> 02:05:57,800
This is so fucking scary.

3137
02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:00,640
Golem number two is going to go over into the same thing.

3138
02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:03,840
No, you said you want to do Elastobus.

3139
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:04,840
This is that.

3140
02:06:04,840 --> 02:06:05,840
Cool.

3141
02:06:05,840 --> 02:06:09,080
If not for disadvantage, they both would have uncoupled.

3142
02:06:09,080 --> 02:06:10,080
That's crazy.

3143
02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:13,080
Oh yeah, I also need to roll a d4 for both of them.

3144
02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:14,920
No, no, cool.

3145
02:06:14,920 --> 02:06:17,240
Never going to hit a four.

3146
02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:19,120
That doesn't happen.

3147
02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:22,200
And then we are back at the top of the order with Sparrow.

3148
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:24,960
But unfortunately another one of our coffins is going to pop up.

3149
02:06:24,960 --> 02:06:25,960
Oh my, no!

3150
02:06:25,960 --> 02:06:28,280
Because we are in the second round.

3151
02:06:28,280 --> 02:06:29,280
Okay.

3152
02:06:29,280 --> 02:06:33,800
Is there a one anywhere on this bitch?

3153
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:34,800
Uh, yeah.

3154
02:06:34,800 --> 02:06:37,800
Did I already use it?

3155
02:06:37,800 --> 02:06:41,480
I thought this was, what?

3156
02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:46,200
I have numbers on the, on our map by the way, which is where, oh, this is one.

3157
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:47,440
You've got to be shitting me.

3158
02:06:47,440 --> 02:06:48,440
That's one.

3159
02:06:48,440 --> 02:06:49,440
You've got to be shitting me.

3160
02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:50,560
Um, nothing happens.

3161
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:55,320
I don't trust you.

3162
02:06:55,320 --> 02:06:56,320
Nothing happens.

3163
02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:57,320
Okay.

3164
02:06:57,320 --> 02:06:59,720
Um, listen, all I did was roll a dice.

3165
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:01,840
I hope that was just for Lord Tiresome.

3166
02:07:01,840 --> 02:07:02,840
Nothing happened.

3167
02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:04,160
Um, Sparrow, what is your go?

3168
02:07:04,160 --> 02:07:05,160
This is so bad.

3169
02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:07,600
I don't even know what to do at this point.

3170
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:10,120
Oh my God, everything's bad.

3171
02:07:10,120 --> 02:07:16,280
Um, can I, I don't want to hit Eva again, but I think that's my only option at this

3172
02:07:16,280 --> 02:07:19,280
point.

3173
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:21,200
And that's going to be my whole fucking turn.

3174
02:07:21,200 --> 02:07:22,720
Yeah, that's so unfortunate.

3175
02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:24,320
This is so bad.

3176
02:07:24,320 --> 02:07:26,920
This is just, okay.

3177
02:07:26,920 --> 02:07:29,800
Um, let's see what I can do.

3178
02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:33,560
Okay, for wild magic surge.

3179
02:07:33,560 --> 02:07:37,720
Uh, okay, so no one's able to see me, correct?

3180
02:07:37,720 --> 02:07:40,400
Um, yeah, I'll save it to 17.

3181
02:07:40,400 --> 02:07:41,400
Okay.

3182
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:43,920
They're all kind of focused on doing their own thing right now.

3183
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:46,920
What do you mean?

3184
02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:50,920
I might have been wrong.

3185
02:07:50,920 --> 02:07:52,920
I might not have two attacks.

3186
02:07:52,920 --> 02:07:53,920
Okay.

3187
02:07:53,920 --> 02:07:54,920
Kind of silly.

3188
02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:59,960
It's just taking extra action once between the rest, which is going to be action surge.

3189
02:07:59,960 --> 02:08:01,760
I don't know if I have two attacks.

3190
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:03,720
Oh well, it doesn't matter.

3191
02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:04,720
We're here now.

3192
02:08:04,720 --> 02:08:05,720
Fuck.

3193
02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:07,220
Without two attacks, we would have been fucked.

3194
02:08:07,220 --> 02:08:12,160
So I was trying to see if I could use Disguise Self to just look like a bad guy.

3195
02:08:12,160 --> 02:08:16,160
Did you just look like one of the undead fucks?

3196
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:17,160
Yeah.

3197
02:08:17,160 --> 02:08:24,460
Um, so, reading Disguise Self, it doesn't specify, it's like you can appear taller or

3198
02:08:24,460 --> 02:08:27,520
like thin or fat or in between.

3199
02:08:27,520 --> 02:08:30,880
You can't change your body type, so you must adopt a form that has like, so I have to look

3200
02:08:30,880 --> 02:08:31,880
humanoid.

3201
02:08:31,880 --> 02:08:35,880
Oh God, do I want to do that?

3202
02:08:35,880 --> 02:08:38,280
I have limited spell slots.

3203
02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:39,280
Um.

3204
02:08:39,280 --> 02:08:40,800
Dun dun dun dun dun.

3205
02:08:40,800 --> 02:08:45,480
Yeah, I feel backed in a corner and I don't think anyone's going to be making insight checks

3206
02:08:45,480 --> 02:08:46,480
on me, so.

3207
02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:48,040
I'm wondering you've been backed in.

3208
02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:51,800
Uh, yeah, if no one can see me, I think I'm just, I'm going to cast.

3209
02:08:51,800 --> 02:08:52,800
Gonna hit Disguise Self.

3210
02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:53,800
Disguise.

3211
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:55,680
No, I've got the fucking ring that turns me invisible.

3212
02:08:55,680 --> 02:08:57,400
I put that the fuck on.

3213
02:08:57,400 --> 02:08:58,400
Sick.

3214
02:08:58,400 --> 02:09:01,480
Um, I'm not sure that's how this ring works, but I'm just going to give it to you anyways.

3215
02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:02,480
You go invisible.

3216
02:09:02,480 --> 02:09:03,980
That's my, it's an action.

3217
02:09:03,980 --> 02:09:04,980
Yeah, that's fine.

3218
02:09:04,980 --> 02:09:06,720
Well, we'll call it object interaction.

3219
02:09:06,720 --> 02:09:07,720
Okay.

3220
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:08,720
Um.

3221
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:09,720
To slip a ring on.

3222
02:09:09,720 --> 02:09:10,720
Yeah.

3223
02:09:10,720 --> 02:09:11,720
You know what I'm saying?

3224
02:09:11,720 --> 02:09:13,720
Okay, okay, so if I'm turned invisible with the ring.

3225
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:14,720
Yep.

3226
02:09:14,720 --> 02:09:15,720
I can try and do something first.

3227
02:09:15,720 --> 02:09:17,220
Some real, some real golem moment right here.

3228
02:09:17,220 --> 02:09:19,160
It's a lot lower than the ring's actions happening.

3229
02:09:19,160 --> 02:09:24,000
Am I able to pop up and would I have line of sight on Eva?

3230
02:09:24,000 --> 02:09:25,800
Give me a perception check.

3231
02:09:25,800 --> 02:09:30,160
Cause it, just looking at it, probably not, but we'll see.

3232
02:09:30,160 --> 02:09:31,160
Okay.

3233
02:09:31,160 --> 02:09:35,080
That's nine.

3234
02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:36,080
Perception.

3235
02:09:36,080 --> 02:09:37,080
Perception.

3236
02:09:37,080 --> 02:09:38,080
12.

3237
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:40,280
Um, you do not.

3238
02:09:40,280 --> 02:09:45,880
You do not technically know where Eva is right now.

3239
02:09:45,880 --> 02:09:49,400
That's a real like Abby versus Ally last of us moment right now.

3240
02:09:49,400 --> 02:09:51,160
Can I use some movement?

3241
02:09:51,160 --> 02:09:53,040
Skulking around in.

3242
02:09:53,040 --> 02:09:56,200
And climb on top of the coffin.

3243
02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:57,600
This movement or this coffin?

3244
02:09:57,600 --> 02:09:58,600
Yeah.

3245
02:09:58,600 --> 02:09:59,600
Yeah.

3246
02:09:59,600 --> 02:10:00,600
You did it.

3247
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:03,040
Would I have line of sight on her then?

3248
02:10:03,040 --> 02:10:04,040
Um.

3249
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,040
You know what?

3250
02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:07,720
Is this like a raised coffin?

3251
02:10:07,720 --> 02:10:09,120
Yeah, it is.

3252
02:10:09,120 --> 02:10:13,280
I'm trying to determine how tall the coffin is compared to the gym like coupling she's

3253
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:14,280
behind.

3254
02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:15,920
Um, you know what?

3255
02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:17,560
We'll just do a luck check.

3256
02:10:17,560 --> 02:10:19,920
We'll say 11 or higher.

3257
02:10:19,920 --> 02:10:20,920
You're good.

3258
02:10:20,920 --> 02:10:21,920
10 or below.

3259
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:26,960
She's got half cover, which is just going to raise any like is going to raise raising.

3260
02:10:26,960 --> 02:10:27,960
You're good.

3261
02:10:27,960 --> 02:10:28,960
You were good.

3262
02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:29,960
You have clear line of sight on Eva.

3263
02:10:29,960 --> 02:10:34,520
Then I'm going to use Lawn of Magic missiles again.

3264
02:10:34,520 --> 02:10:35,520
Hell yeah.

3265
02:10:35,520 --> 02:10:38,960
I'm going to send one to her and I'm going to send the other two to that golem fuck.

3266
02:10:38,960 --> 02:10:39,960
Cool.

3267
02:10:39,960 --> 02:10:43,240
Uh, and then I'm going to which golem fuck.

3268
02:10:43,240 --> 02:10:44,240
This one.

3269
02:10:44,240 --> 02:10:47,960
I'm putting the ring on and using the rest of my movement to get back off the coffin.

3270
02:10:47,960 --> 02:10:48,960
Okay.

3271
02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:51,320
Come in front of the throne.

3272
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:52,320
Right.

3273
02:10:52,320 --> 02:10:54,920
So because I'm not 100% sure how invisibility ring works, I think it's going to tune in

3274
02:10:54,920 --> 02:10:56,040
thing, whatever, whatever, whatever.

3275
02:10:56,040 --> 02:11:01,080
I'm just going to say that for the, for the purpose of this particular combat encounter,

3276
02:11:01,080 --> 02:11:02,600
you can go invisible once.

3277
02:11:02,600 --> 02:11:05,920
Once you've like broken your invisibility, having put the ring on, that's it until you

3278
02:11:05,920 --> 02:11:06,920
hit a long rest.

3279
02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:08,160
Does that make sense?

3280
02:11:08,160 --> 02:11:10,480
So this will be your one time to use the ring.

3281
02:11:10,480 --> 02:11:11,480
Okay.

3282
02:11:11,480 --> 02:11:12,480
Cool.

3283
02:11:12,480 --> 02:11:14,000
Um, I feel like I need to.

3284
02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:16,320
I need to get an attack in first.

3285
02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,320
Roll damage.

3286
02:11:17,320 --> 02:11:18,320
No, that makes total sense.

3287
02:11:18,320 --> 02:11:20,680
Cause it goes off anyway.

3288
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:21,680
Yeah.

3289
02:11:21,680 --> 02:11:26,920
Um, that's going to be a, or I'm going to roll for the golem first.

3290
02:11:26,920 --> 02:11:27,920
Okay.

3291
02:11:27,920 --> 02:11:28,920
That was a three.

3292
02:11:28,920 --> 02:11:29,920
That was one.

3293
02:11:29,920 --> 02:11:32,400
So the golem's going to take four, five, six.

3294
02:11:32,400 --> 02:11:33,400
Six.

3295
02:11:33,400 --> 02:11:37,000
And Eva's going to take two.

3296
02:11:37,000 --> 02:11:41,200
Or no, three, cause I had a plus one.

3297
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:42,200
Okay.

3298
02:11:42,200 --> 02:11:45,480
Cool beans.

3299
02:11:45,480 --> 02:11:47,080
You said he was going to take two.

3300
02:11:47,080 --> 02:11:48,080
Three.

3301
02:11:48,080 --> 02:11:49,080
I was wrong.

3302
02:11:49,080 --> 02:11:50,080
Three.

3303
02:11:50,080 --> 02:11:51,080
Okay.

3304
02:11:51,080 --> 02:11:52,080
Um, six.

3305
02:11:52,080 --> 02:11:53,080
Um, okay.

3306
02:11:53,080 --> 02:11:57,920
And then Eva's going to take three, six.

3307
02:11:57,920 --> 02:11:58,920
Three.

3308
02:11:58,920 --> 02:11:59,920
Three.

3309
02:11:59,920 --> 02:12:00,920
Jesus Christ.

3310
02:12:00,920 --> 02:12:01,920
Sorry.

3311
02:12:01,920 --> 02:12:02,920
The golem takes six.

3312
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:03,920
The golem takes six.

3313
02:12:03,920 --> 02:12:04,920
Eva takes three.

3314
02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:05,920
How the fuck would Eva get?

3315
02:12:05,920 --> 02:12:06,920
I'm there.

3316
02:12:06,920 --> 02:12:07,920
I'm there now.

3317
02:12:07,920 --> 02:12:08,920
Okay.

3318
02:12:08,920 --> 02:12:09,920
I'm with you.

3319
02:12:09,920 --> 02:12:10,920
Okay.

3320
02:12:10,920 --> 02:12:11,920
Um, cool.

3321
02:12:11,920 --> 02:12:14,800
I'm going to bring him a visibility on and, uh, whoosh, disappear.

3322
02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:16,360
And I'm fucking terrified.

3323
02:12:16,360 --> 02:12:17,360
Is it now?

3324
02:12:17,360 --> 02:12:18,360
Eva's turn.

3325
02:12:18,360 --> 02:12:19,360
She roll?

3326
02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:20,360
Um, all right.

3327
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:25,360
That's the whole reason I hit her.

3328
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:27,360
She needs to roll.

3329
02:12:27,360 --> 02:12:28,360
Duh.

3330
02:12:28,360 --> 02:12:29,360
Yeah.

3331
02:12:29,360 --> 02:12:30,360
Duh.

3332
02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:33,880
That's my whole, that's my whole, whole fucking plan here.

3333
02:12:33,880 --> 02:12:34,880
One.

3334
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:35,880
Oh my God.

3335
02:12:35,880 --> 02:12:36,880
No.

3336
02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:41,120
She just, she needed a 13.

3337
02:12:41,120 --> 02:12:42,120
She got a 12.

3338
02:12:42,120 --> 02:12:44,320
I'm going to cry.

3339
02:12:44,320 --> 02:12:45,320
She needed a 13.

3340
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,320
She got a 12 because she has a minus one.

3341
02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:47,320
This is so.

3342
02:12:47,320 --> 02:12:48,320
This is so.

3343
02:12:48,320 --> 02:12:49,320
This is her Christmas saving throw.

3344
02:12:49,320 --> 02:12:50,320
Sorry.

3345
02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:51,960
Um, I'm about to go slap her.

3346
02:12:51,960 --> 02:12:52,960
Wow.

3347
02:12:52,960 --> 02:12:54,760
That's so bad.

3348
02:12:54,760 --> 02:12:58,080
Well, it's a charisma save.

3349
02:12:58,080 --> 02:13:00,200
It's usually a wisdom save to break out of it.

3350
02:13:00,200 --> 02:13:03,960
And there's nothing on here about what save she has to make to break it.

3351
02:13:03,960 --> 02:13:04,960
I'm just, you know what?

3352
02:13:04,960 --> 02:13:05,960
No, that makes sense.

3353
02:13:05,960 --> 02:13:09,120
Repeat the save that she had to, yeah, pass the first time.

3354
02:13:09,120 --> 02:13:10,600
Um, cool.

3355
02:13:10,600 --> 02:13:14,200
She is going to dart free.

3356
02:13:14,200 --> 02:13:17,680
You will dart in that direction now that you're kind of behind there.

3357
02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:18,680
I'm invisible.

3358
02:13:18,680 --> 02:13:19,680
Yep.

3359
02:13:19,680 --> 02:13:20,680
Did she see where I went?

3360
02:13:20,680 --> 02:13:25,160
We're going to roll a perception check to see if she caught line of sight.

3361
02:13:25,160 --> 02:13:27,960
It's going to be such a sad ending if Eva just fucking kills.

3362
02:13:27,960 --> 02:13:30,960
You want to look at that?

3363
02:13:30,960 --> 02:13:32,480
This is going to be such a sad ending.

3364
02:13:32,480 --> 02:13:34,000
I rolled a nat 20.

3365
02:13:34,000 --> 02:13:35,000
Um.

3366
02:13:35,000 --> 02:13:39,320
Well folks, that is the end of Sparrow.

3367
02:13:39,320 --> 02:13:40,840
Eva is going to...

3368
02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:43,040
This is so bad.

3369
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:46,680
This is literal dog shit.

3370
02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:50,320
Eva's going to burn her...

3371
02:13:50,320 --> 02:13:52,520
This is a fun game.

3372
02:13:52,520 --> 02:13:57,480
Eva's going to burn her, um, what is it?

3373
02:13:57,480 --> 02:14:00,280
The fucking feet that allows you to take the extra action between us.

3374
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:01,720
I can't remember what it's called, but...

3375
02:14:01,720 --> 02:14:02,720
Oh, action surge.

3376
02:14:02,720 --> 02:14:04,560
Eva's going to burn action surge.

3377
02:14:04,560 --> 02:14:07,640
She's going to use one of those actions to dash to double her movement speed.

3378
02:14:07,640 --> 02:14:10,200
What the fuck, you don't have to do this.

3379
02:14:10,200 --> 02:14:14,360
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 45.

3380
02:14:14,360 --> 02:14:17,160
I'll say 5 to climb up.

3381
02:14:17,160 --> 02:14:18,160
She's right here.

3382
02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:19,160
I hope she's at second wind.

3383
02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:20,160
This is exactly where she's at.

3384
02:14:20,160 --> 02:14:21,160
I'm about to set her on fire.

3385
02:14:21,160 --> 02:14:22,160
She used her second wind earlier.

3386
02:14:22,160 --> 02:14:23,640
Well, I'm sorry.

3387
02:14:23,640 --> 02:14:25,560
She's about to be on fire.

3388
02:14:25,560 --> 02:14:28,840
Um, so Eva basically crosses.

3389
02:14:28,840 --> 02:14:32,680
You hear her military boots, um, slapping against the ground.

3390
02:14:32,680 --> 02:14:34,600
Is she, uh, fully sprints?

3391
02:14:34,600 --> 02:14:39,640
Basically, you drop off behind the, uh, sarcophagus, pop the ring on, and then immediately you

3392
02:14:39,640 --> 02:14:43,880
hear Eva's large footsteps, like full dead sprinting in silence.

3393
02:14:43,880 --> 02:14:44,880
Go away!

3394
02:14:44,880 --> 02:14:49,240
Directly towards the end, and then you can, uh, feel her hop up onto the sarcophagus that

3395
02:14:49,240 --> 02:14:51,000
you are just underneath.

3396
02:14:51,000 --> 02:14:54,560
Now, I can't see invisible things.

3397
02:14:54,560 --> 02:14:55,840
Neither can Eva.

3398
02:14:55,840 --> 02:14:59,080
She got a natural 20-er perception, which means she at least saw you when you ducked

3399
02:14:59,080 --> 02:15:00,080
down.

3400
02:15:00,080 --> 02:15:01,080
So, um...

3401
02:15:01,080 --> 02:15:04,440
Here's what I'm, I'm a do.

3402
02:15:04,440 --> 02:15:09,360
Uh, I'm gonna say that because she has two attack actions, she's literally just gonna

3403
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:16,200
fire down with her, uh, crossbow, and I'm gonna pick a number one through four.

3404
02:15:16,200 --> 02:15:17,800
Two.

3405
02:15:17,800 --> 02:15:19,720
Okay.

3406
02:15:19,720 --> 02:15:21,480
I'm gonna roll a D4.

3407
02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:25,120
Um, and that is the space that she is going to hit.

3408
02:15:25,120 --> 02:15:28,880
And she's going to just fire directly down.

3409
02:15:28,880 --> 02:15:29,880
Yeah.

3410
02:15:29,880 --> 02:15:30,880
Um, okay.

3411
02:15:30,880 --> 02:15:32,880
Let me go in.

3412
02:15:32,880 --> 02:15:35,880
Do you want me to roll the hit first, or do you want me to roll for the space?

3413
02:15:35,880 --> 02:15:38,760
Uh, fucking up to you.

3414
02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:41,560
I'm so stressed right now!

3415
02:15:41,560 --> 02:15:42,560
Okay.

3416
02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:46,120
Um, she's got a plus six to hit.

3417
02:15:46,120 --> 02:15:48,280
I was on campus for eight hours today.

3418
02:15:48,280 --> 02:15:49,920
I have not been home.

3419
02:15:49,920 --> 02:15:50,920
Okay.

3420
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:52,320
You said two?

3421
02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:53,320
I'm so stressed.

3422
02:15:53,320 --> 02:15:54,320
Yeah.

3423
02:15:54,320 --> 02:15:59,240
Um, you are sitting there, like, silent in breath, like, hand over mouth, terrified as

3424
02:15:59,240 --> 02:16:05,360
Eva, this giant Goliath woman is above you, um, and you feel right past your head as an

3425
02:16:05,360 --> 02:16:08,120
arrow cling right into the ground next to you.

3426
02:16:08,120 --> 02:16:11,000
Um, and then you can hear her ready up another arrow.

3427
02:16:11,000 --> 02:16:12,400
I can't move.

3428
02:16:12,400 --> 02:16:13,400
You cannot.

3429
02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:16,000
Um, I'm gonna roll again.

3430
02:16:16,000 --> 02:16:18,680
I'd like to remind you again we're level three.

3431
02:16:18,680 --> 02:16:20,800
What are your hit points up?

3432
02:16:20,800 --> 02:16:21,800
Eighteen.

3433
02:16:21,800 --> 02:16:23,320
You're an 18.

3434
02:16:23,320 --> 02:16:26,240
All right, cause you popped the potion.

3435
02:16:26,240 --> 02:16:28,760
Um, what's Eva at?

3436
02:16:28,760 --> 02:16:31,280
Eva is at 13.

3437
02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:33,880
I don't want to kill her.

3438
02:16:33,880 --> 02:16:37,200
And if I'd- Oh, fuck, that would kill her.

3439
02:16:37,200 --> 02:16:46,000
So, um, you hear Eva, uh, massive strong arms pull back this large war bow and once

3440
02:16:46,000 --> 02:16:50,600
again feel another whoosh, as it goes right past your head, um, hitting some of your hair

3441
02:16:50,600 --> 02:16:52,920
and then cling into the ground next to you.

3442
02:16:52,920 --> 02:16:53,920
She missed both times.

3443
02:16:53,920 --> 02:16:55,640
Oh my god.

3444
02:16:55,640 --> 02:16:57,320
I'm sweating in real life.

3445
02:16:57,320 --> 02:16:58,880
I hate this.

3446
02:16:58,880 --> 02:16:59,880
Um.

3447
02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:03,920
This is turned so, like, this is legitimately, like, this feels like a horror-

3448
02:17:03,920 --> 02:17:04,920
Yeah, a little bit.

3449
02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:06,400
This, like, is a horror movie.

3450
02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:07,400
Um, cool.

3451
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:08,400
We're back to Golem 1.

3452
02:17:08,400 --> 02:17:11,400
Thank god you didn't hit me, cause I was gonna hellish review, and I- let me tell you.

3453
02:17:11,400 --> 02:17:12,400
Damn.

3454
02:17:12,400 --> 02:17:13,400
Bitch was going down.

3455
02:17:13,400 --> 02:17:14,400
Damn.

3456
02:17:14,400 --> 02:17:18,880
All right, Golem 1 is gonna continue to do the same thing with the gym.

3457
02:17:18,880 --> 02:17:22,880
Well, you know what?

3458
02:17:22,880 --> 02:17:26,440
Golem 1 is going to- Golem 1 should fight Eva.

3459
02:17:26,440 --> 02:17:35,960
Back straight across this way, making all of this space behind him difficult to reign.

3460
02:17:35,960 --> 02:17:42,280
Um, and then Golem 2 is going to essentially do the same thing.

3461
02:17:42,280 --> 02:17:52,680
Five, ten, fifteen, and make all of this space back here difficult to reign.

3462
02:17:52,680 --> 02:17:53,800
Okay.

3463
02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:59,720
If we can't find her, we'll make it hard for her to walk.

3464
02:17:59,720 --> 02:18:00,720
Fair enough.

3465
02:18:00,720 --> 02:18:04,600
Um, and then I need to roll D4s for them, cause they're both in her half.

3466
02:18:04,600 --> 02:18:05,600
Nope.

3467
02:18:05,600 --> 02:18:06,600
Nope.

3468
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:07,600
Cool.

3469
02:18:07,600 --> 02:18:08,600
They're just never gonna get to do one of their things.

3470
02:18:08,600 --> 02:18:10,840
Um, cause it's- that's all with D4.

3471
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:12,880
I don't have any sympathy for them.

3472
02:18:12,880 --> 02:18:14,480
Golem 1, nothing happens there.

3473
02:18:14,480 --> 02:18:15,480
She's back to you.

3474
02:18:15,480 --> 02:18:16,480
Oh my god.

3475
02:18:16,480 --> 02:18:17,480
I'm gonna roll another D6.

3476
02:18:17,480 --> 02:18:18,480
For what?

3477
02:18:18,480 --> 02:18:20,480
Oh, wait, no, you're right.

3478
02:18:20,480 --> 02:18:21,480
You're right.

3479
02:18:21,480 --> 02:18:23,480
You have another round, until that happens.

3480
02:18:23,480 --> 02:18:24,480
Yeah.

3481
02:18:24,480 --> 02:18:25,480
Calm the fuck down.

3482
02:18:25,480 --> 02:18:27,200
No coffins are bursting yet.

3483
02:18:27,200 --> 02:18:28,200
Okay.

3484
02:18:28,200 --> 02:18:29,200
This is bad.

3485
02:18:29,200 --> 02:18:30,200
Um- A little.

3486
02:18:30,200 --> 02:18:31,200
A little?

3487
02:18:31,200 --> 02:18:34,520
This is so bad.

3488
02:18:34,520 --> 02:18:35,520
A little.

3489
02:18:35,520 --> 02:18:36,520
Um, okay.

3490
02:18:36,520 --> 02:18:37,520
God.

3491
02:18:37,520 --> 02:18:43,280
Well, if I cast a spell or I attack, I become uninvisible.

3492
02:18:43,280 --> 02:18:47,160
I don't want to do that, really, at the moment.

3493
02:18:47,160 --> 02:18:50,600
Um, I don't- okay.

3494
02:18:50,600 --> 02:18:56,600
I think I'm just gonna take the dash action.

3495
02:18:56,600 --> 02:18:57,600
Cool.

3496
02:18:57,600 --> 02:19:10,720
And, um- Can you give me a slide of- or stealth tech to see how quiet you are when you move?

3497
02:19:10,720 --> 02:19:13,480
Cause invisibility doesn't- I don't believe it stops.

3498
02:19:13,480 --> 02:19:14,480
Let me look that up.

3499
02:19:14,480 --> 02:19:15,480
Let me look that up.

3500
02:19:15,480 --> 02:19:16,480
Bring the visibility.

3501
02:19:16,480 --> 02:19:17,480
If she can't see me.

3502
02:19:17,480 --> 02:19:21,320
But she can hear you, and she's right next to you, so I'm just gonna see how quiet you

3503
02:19:21,320 --> 02:19:22,320
are.

3504
02:19:22,320 --> 02:19:24,840
This isn't to get an attack of opportunity, unless you were like a nat one.

3505
02:19:24,840 --> 02:19:27,680
This is to see if she can listen to where you're going.

3506
02:19:27,680 --> 02:19:29,680
Just cause you're right underneath her.

3507
02:19:29,680 --> 02:19:32,600
Um, keep you from making-

3508
02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:33,600
30-20.

3509
02:19:33,600 --> 02:19:34,600
Sound.

3510
02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:35,600
Um, D&D.

3511
02:19:35,600 --> 02:19:36,600
Come on, man.

3512
02:19:36,600 --> 02:19:41,400
Give me an answer here.

3513
02:19:41,400 --> 02:19:42,400
Makes you undetected.

3514
02:19:42,400 --> 02:19:43,400
Okay.

3515
02:19:43,400 --> 02:19:44,400
Cool.

3516
02:19:44,400 --> 02:19:46,560
So sneaking does need to happen if you want to eliminate-

3517
02:19:46,560 --> 02:19:47,560
I got a 30-20.

3518
02:19:47,560 --> 02:19:48,560
Um, yeah.

3519
02:19:48,560 --> 02:19:54,360
You're- I mean, I roll a perception check on behalf of Eba, but she's gonna have to hit

3520
02:19:54,360 --> 02:20:01,240
either an 18, and a 19, or a 20, so.

3521
02:20:01,240 --> 02:20:02,240
I'll kill you.

3522
02:20:02,240 --> 02:20:03,240
She rolled a 19.

3523
02:20:03,240 --> 02:20:04,240
I'll kill you.

3524
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:05,240
I'll kill you.

3525
02:20:05,240 --> 02:20:06,240
Real life.

3526
02:20:06,240 --> 02:20:07,240
I'll kill you.

3527
02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:08,240
Real life.

3528
02:20:08,240 --> 02:20:09,240
No attacks of opportunity.

3529
02:20:09,240 --> 02:20:10,240
Um, yeah.

3530
02:20:10,240 --> 02:20:11,240
That's all I'll say.

3531
02:20:11,240 --> 02:20:12,240
No attacks of opportunity.

3532
02:20:12,240 --> 02:20:13,240
Okay.

3533
02:20:13,240 --> 02:20:14,240
Well, I'm just gonna keep me in my bed.

3534
02:20:14,240 --> 02:20:17,240
Okay.

3535
02:20:17,240 --> 02:20:23,520
Jesus, you have movement.

3536
02:20:23,520 --> 02:20:24,520
Yeah.

3537
02:20:24,520 --> 02:20:25,520
Good lord, man.

3538
02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:27,280
She just, like, crossed half the fucking map.

3539
02:20:27,280 --> 02:20:28,840
I'm fucking running.

3540
02:20:28,840 --> 02:20:29,840
Wild.

3541
02:20:29,840 --> 02:20:30,840
Wonderful.

3542
02:20:30,840 --> 02:20:34,840
Um, it is Eba.

3543
02:20:34,840 --> 02:20:35,840
Okay.

3544
02:20:35,840 --> 02:20:44,040
Um, so all she knows is that you are somewhere in this direction, because invisibility,

3545
02:20:44,040 --> 02:20:46,040
it truly is invisible.

3546
02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:48,560
Um, I'm gonna make an investigation check.

3547
02:20:48,560 --> 02:20:51,280
She's gonna also need to hit a 20 if she's gonna be able to find you.

3548
02:20:51,280 --> 02:20:52,280
That's right.

3549
02:20:52,280 --> 02:20:55,280
Invisibility's really coming in clutch.

3550
02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:57,280
Shit.

3551
02:20:57,280 --> 02:21:07,880
Eba rolled a natural 20 on investigation.

3552
02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:15,680
Um, you know that by trade, by what little experience you know of her childhood, that

3553
02:21:15,680 --> 02:21:18,360
Eba grew up in wilderness.

3554
02:21:18,360 --> 02:21:19,820
She was raised in mountains.

3555
02:21:19,820 --> 02:21:25,040
She was trained to not only be an incredibly proficient military warrior, but to be a hunter

3556
02:21:25,040 --> 02:21:27,040
and tracker.

3557
02:21:27,040 --> 02:21:29,080
Yeah.

3558
02:21:29,080 --> 02:21:37,800
You hear as Eba 5'10", jumps down, and you can hear her, like, moving things around

3559
02:21:37,800 --> 02:21:40,040
on the ground, clearly looking for tracks.

3560
02:21:40,040 --> 02:21:43,080
Um, as she begins hunting you.

3561
02:21:43,080 --> 02:21:48,640
5'10", 15', 20', 25', we'll see.

3562
02:21:48,640 --> 02:21:51,560
No, I'm gonna follow the exact path that you went.

3563
02:21:51,560 --> 02:21:52,560
25', 30'.

3564
02:21:52,560 --> 02:21:53,560
Okay.

3565
02:21:53,560 --> 02:21:57,560
There is no fucking way, even on a natural 20 investigation, that she's gonna be able

3566
02:21:57,560 --> 02:22:00,920
to just know where you're at based on where she's at with tracks.

3567
02:22:00,920 --> 02:22:04,040
Um, but she is very much on your trail.

3568
02:22:04,040 --> 02:22:13,960
Uh, and because she is right next to one of the gyms, she might as well go ahead and roll

3569
02:22:13,960 --> 02:22:14,960
the hit.

3570
02:22:14,960 --> 02:22:19,760
Um, actually, we're gonna try something different.

3571
02:22:19,760 --> 02:22:27,760
You hear her once again, knock an arrow, and she's going to fire at it something.

3572
02:22:27,760 --> 02:22:29,760
Damn.

3573
02:22:29,760 --> 02:22:32,760
Can't believe she, that's crazy.

3574
02:22:32,760 --> 02:22:42,800
Uh, you hear a loud crack as, um, what sounds like glass or a gym sort of shattering as

3575
02:22:42,800 --> 02:22:50,200
she fires an arrow into one of the gyms that is still on its pedestal, and it begins leaking

3576
02:22:50,200 --> 02:22:52,120
some of its arcane magic.

3577
02:22:52,120 --> 02:22:57,440
I don't often say that fights are unwinnable in D&D, because there's, like, always a chance.

3578
02:22:57,440 --> 02:23:00,200
This feels, this feels bad right now, folks.

3579
02:23:00,200 --> 02:23:04,360
I'm just gonna put an X on top of that one, so we know what to want to do.

3580
02:23:04,360 --> 02:23:05,360
Yeah.

3581
02:23:05,360 --> 02:23:09,800
Um, and now that I know she doesn't have two attacks, I'm not gonna worry about it.

3582
02:23:09,800 --> 02:23:14,280
So, it is back to column one.

3583
02:23:14,280 --> 02:23:17,320
What the fuck do I even do with this guy, man?

3584
02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:18,320
Die.

3585
02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:22,960
Like, we're to that point in combat, folks, where the only thing I can do with my creatures

3586
02:23:22,960 --> 02:23:29,400
is just continue to create difficult terrain for Madison, or for Sparrow, because, I mean,

3587
02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:32,160
they can continue to try and make strength saving throws, but the only two creatures

3588
02:23:32,160 --> 02:23:33,160
I have left.

3589
02:23:33,160 --> 02:23:35,080
I wonder what it's like as a player where your only option is to run.

3590
02:23:35,080 --> 02:23:39,080
The only two creatures I have left both have disadvantage on strength saving, and I guess

3591
02:23:39,080 --> 02:23:44,120
they can try and hit the gyms, but they don't, the gyms are so high they would still roll

3592
02:23:44,120 --> 02:23:47,800
with disadvantage, like, why do they just fucking die?

3593
02:23:47,800 --> 02:23:49,320
Like, I don't, I mean.

3594
02:23:49,320 --> 02:23:51,640
Now you know, this is how I feel.

3595
02:23:51,640 --> 02:23:54,920
This one is just gonna keep going in this direction, fifteen.

3596
02:23:54,920 --> 02:23:56,840
Um, well, you know what?

3597
02:23:56,840 --> 02:23:58,480
Yeah, because it can't squeeze through.

3598
02:23:58,480 --> 02:24:02,160
It's a small space, so this is gonna take half its movement to go back in its own difficult

3599
02:24:02,160 --> 02:24:03,160
terrain.

3600
02:24:03,160 --> 02:24:05,720
So, five, ten, yep, that's literally as far as it can go.

3601
02:24:05,720 --> 02:24:10,040
It can move one space in difficult terrain because it has fifteen feet of movement speed,

3602
02:24:10,040 --> 02:24:13,040
so it's just gonna try and work its way back.

3603
02:24:13,040 --> 02:24:17,640
Fucking stupid ASU, so some other fucking golems.

3604
02:24:17,640 --> 02:24:19,720
Um, roll a D4.

3605
02:24:19,720 --> 02:24:20,720
Nope.

3606
02:24:20,720 --> 02:24:21,720
Roll a D4.

3607
02:24:21,720 --> 02:24:22,720
Nope.

3608
02:24:22,720 --> 02:24:25,400
I've rolled one, twos, and threes, folks, for this effect that these golems have, and

3609
02:24:25,400 --> 02:24:27,520
I have not rolled a single four.

3610
02:24:27,520 --> 02:24:31,120
Um, one, two, three.

3611
02:24:31,120 --> 02:24:36,440
Create some more difficult terrain.

3612
02:24:36,440 --> 02:24:41,440
Okay, um, it is back to you.

3613
02:24:41,440 --> 02:24:44,760
About to legit go to the other room, like.

3614
02:24:44,760 --> 02:24:46,760
Just leave the room.

3615
02:24:46,760 --> 02:24:47,760
Like.

3616
02:24:47,760 --> 02:24:50,760
It's definitely a thought.

3617
02:24:50,760 --> 02:24:52,280
Just gonna abandon Eva.

3618
02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:54,800
No, I'm gonna go take a long rest and come back.

3619
02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:56,800
She's just gonna leave her alone?

3620
02:24:56,800 --> 02:24:59,120
I don't know what the fuck to do, man!

3621
02:24:59,120 --> 02:25:00,120
Wow.

3622
02:25:00,120 --> 02:25:02,720
I'm trying to figure out how to get out of this.

3623
02:25:02,720 --> 02:25:03,720
Okay.

3624
02:25:03,720 --> 02:25:04,720
Okay.

3625
02:25:04,720 --> 02:25:14,080
This is so fun, because as soon as I hit or attack, I'm visible.

3626
02:25:14,080 --> 02:25:20,720
As soon as I cast a spell, I'm visible.

3627
02:25:20,720 --> 02:25:25,440
Okay.

3628
02:25:25,440 --> 02:25:33,320
I guess I'm gonna try to, as an object interaction, lift the gym that I'm next to.

3629
02:25:33,320 --> 02:25:39,920
Give me a, uh, insight, yeah, give me an insight check as you, as you make contact with the

3630
02:25:39,920 --> 02:25:40,920
gym.

3631
02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:44,720
Uh, 16, 17, 18, 19, 30, 20.

3632
02:25:44,720 --> 02:25:49,360
Based on your arcana checks and all of your previous knowledge of the way that this obelisk

3633
02:25:49,360 --> 02:25:53,560
works, your mind begins to drift back to all the conversations you had with Loretta about

3634
02:25:53,560 --> 02:25:57,000
how the magic of this place, specifically the obelisk above, works.

3635
02:25:57,000 --> 02:26:00,320
Uh, and as you begin to look at the gym going to lift it, you realize that it's made out

3636
02:26:00,320 --> 02:26:04,040
of actually the exact same stone that the obelisk is made out of.

3637
02:26:04,040 --> 02:26:06,920
This one's just, these are just fully charged.

3638
02:26:06,920 --> 02:26:08,760
Now, on a, what do you have?

3639
02:26:08,760 --> 02:26:09,760
Dirty 20?

3640
02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:10,760
Yeah.

3641
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:16,040
On a dirty 20, there, there is a way, well not even a way, it is totally possible that

3642
02:26:16,040 --> 02:26:20,200
you could use these gyms as mini arcane focuses.

3643
02:26:20,200 --> 02:26:23,720
And because of the kind of energy that is contained within the gym, specifically that

3644
02:26:23,720 --> 02:26:30,640
of an enchantment to force or to, uh, to keep tiresome, uh, in his sarcophagus, if you could

3645
02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:35,840
hit Eba, uh, or even Lord tiresome himself with some of the energy from the gym that

3646
02:26:35,840 --> 02:26:39,000
might either force him out of her or might bind him temporarily.

3647
02:26:39,000 --> 02:26:40,000
Okay.

3648
02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:42,560
I'll fucking try that.

3649
02:26:42,560 --> 02:26:46,240
You're like little batteries full of powerful arcane energy.

3650
02:26:46,240 --> 02:26:47,760
Well, I'm going to lick the battery.

3651
02:26:47,760 --> 02:26:50,160
Um, how do I, how do I get this bitch to work?

3652
02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:53,600
I mean, just use your object interaction arcane focus.

3653
02:26:53,600 --> 02:26:54,600
Yeah, I'll try that.

3654
02:26:54,600 --> 02:26:55,600
I'll do that.

3655
02:26:55,600 --> 02:26:56,600
Full of beans.

3656
02:26:56,600 --> 02:26:59,320
I gotta find something to flub and hit Eba.

3657
02:26:59,320 --> 02:27:01,320
We've got to hit her with something.

3658
02:27:01,320 --> 02:27:06,080
And if I'm using arcane focus, I need to not use a cantrip.

3659
02:27:06,080 --> 02:27:07,080
Yep.

3660
02:27:07,080 --> 02:27:08,080
Cool.

3661
02:27:08,080 --> 02:27:09,080
Has to be a spell.

3662
02:27:09,080 --> 02:27:10,080
Um, so.

3663
02:27:10,080 --> 02:27:13,000
There's a solid chance that Eba's going to die from it, but we'll see.

3664
02:27:13,000 --> 02:27:14,000
We'll see.

3665
02:27:14,000 --> 02:27:15,000
I'm so sorry.

3666
02:27:15,000 --> 02:27:19,600
This is just, as far as you can tell, this is the only guaranteed way to force him out

3667
02:27:19,600 --> 02:27:20,600
of her.

3668
02:27:20,600 --> 02:27:24,640
All the only guaranteed hit I have other than magic missile, which I'm using a wand for,

3669
02:27:24,640 --> 02:27:25,640
so I don't need that.

3670
02:27:25,640 --> 02:27:27,640
I'm going to have to use I-sniff.

3671
02:27:27,640 --> 02:27:28,640
Eww.

3672
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:29,640
Yikes.

3673
02:27:29,640 --> 02:27:33,360
Because the other one, there's a risk if I miss.

3674
02:27:33,360 --> 02:27:34,360
Right.

3675
02:27:34,360 --> 02:27:37,400
I'm, I'm just out fucking naked.

3676
02:27:37,400 --> 02:27:38,400
Everyone could see me.

3677
02:27:38,400 --> 02:27:39,400
Right.

3678
02:27:39,400 --> 02:27:41,760
You at least, you at least might be able to down one of your enemies.

3679
02:27:41,760 --> 02:27:42,760
Fair enough.

3680
02:27:42,760 --> 02:27:45,040
I-sniff, I do guarantee you the damage.

3681
02:27:45,040 --> 02:27:46,040
Okay.

3682
02:27:46,040 --> 02:27:47,480
We're, we're doing it.

3683
02:27:47,480 --> 02:27:49,160
We're doing it folks.

3684
02:27:49,160 --> 02:27:53,200
We might just straight up kill Eba, but hey, at least she's not an enemy.

3685
02:27:53,200 --> 02:27:54,200
All right.

3686
02:27:54,200 --> 02:27:56,320
Does a 20 hit.

3687
02:27:56,320 --> 02:27:57,320
Yeah.

3688
02:27:57,320 --> 02:27:58,320
20 does it.

3689
02:27:58,320 --> 02:28:00,880
It's just, what, 20'll do it.

3690
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:01,880
Just wondering.

3691
02:28:01,880 --> 02:28:02,880
You know what her AC is.

3692
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:05,080
Yeah, I'm aware I gave it to her.

3693
02:28:05,080 --> 02:28:06,480
Yeah, dirty 20'll do it.

3694
02:28:06,480 --> 02:28:07,480
All right.

3695
02:28:07,480 --> 02:28:08,480
Here's the d10.

3696
02:28:08,480 --> 02:28:09,480
10.

3697
02:28:09,480 --> 02:28:10,480
Oh.

3698
02:28:10,480 --> 02:28:11,480
10 piercing damage.

3699
02:28:11,480 --> 02:28:12,480
Okay.

3700
02:28:12,480 --> 02:28:14,480
Can I get the X-Series saving throw?

3701
02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:15,480
Yeah.

3702
02:28:15,480 --> 02:28:16,480
Yeah.

3703
02:28:16,480 --> 02:28:17,480
Love that I didn't matter.

3704
02:28:17,480 --> 02:28:18,480
What do I have to get?

3705
02:28:18,480 --> 02:28:20,600
You have to beat a 15.

3706
02:28:20,600 --> 02:28:21,600
Nope.

3707
02:28:21,600 --> 02:28:23,600
Uh, five.

3708
02:28:23,600 --> 02:28:26,600
15 damage.

3709
02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:28,600
Um, cool.

3710
02:28:28,600 --> 02:28:32,000
What do you, what do you do?

3711
02:28:32,000 --> 02:28:38,200
Um, I put my hands on, like plant my hand solid on the gem on the other side.

3712
02:28:38,200 --> 02:28:44,200
Um, I feel like as soon as like my hands touch it and the ice like shit starts to form because

3713
02:28:44,200 --> 02:28:45,680
it's ice and I-sniff.

3714
02:28:45,680 --> 02:28:46,680
Right.

3715
02:28:46,680 --> 02:28:48,960
I can't become visible and my hands are all icy and it's sick.

3716
02:28:48,960 --> 02:28:50,880
Oh, I gotta roll a wild magic surge real quick.

3717
02:28:50,880 --> 02:28:53,640
Crackling red energy, unlike the black from earlier.

3718
02:28:53,640 --> 02:28:54,640
Yeah.

3719
02:28:54,640 --> 02:28:55,640
I'm gonna roll more magic.

3720
02:28:55,640 --> 02:28:57,120
Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna say that.

3721
02:28:57,120 --> 02:28:58,120
Damn.

3722
02:28:58,120 --> 02:28:59,120
Yeah.

3723
02:28:59,120 --> 02:29:00,120
That would have been such a sick moment.

3724
02:29:00,120 --> 02:29:01,120
That would have been cool.

3725
02:29:01,120 --> 02:29:02,120
That would have been cool.

3726
02:29:02,120 --> 02:29:03,120
Narratively, fucking.

3727
02:29:03,120 --> 02:29:04,120
Narratively, it would have been sick.

3728
02:29:04,120 --> 02:29:07,600
Um, and I'm going to say, I'm so sorry.

3729
02:29:07,600 --> 02:29:08,600
Wonderful.

3730
02:29:08,600 --> 02:29:10,720
And it's just gonna fucking straight for you.

3731
02:29:10,720 --> 02:29:13,680
You're gonna have to step out a little bit to get line of sight on her.

3732
02:29:13,680 --> 02:29:14,680
That's fine.

3733
02:29:14,680 --> 02:29:15,680
One more over.

3734
02:29:15,680 --> 02:29:17,920
There you go.

3735
02:29:17,920 --> 02:29:20,000
Um, yeah.

3736
02:29:20,000 --> 02:29:22,000
That's unfortunate.

3737
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:23,560
I cry a little bit.

3738
02:29:23,560 --> 02:29:24,560
Yeah.

3739
02:29:24,560 --> 02:29:33,440
T-rolls down your cheek as you hurl a charged, um, fucking ice knife directly at Eva's center

3740
02:29:33,440 --> 02:29:37,880
of mass, which is gonna be- It hits her, it explodes and she takes cold damage, which

3741
02:29:37,880 --> 02:29:40,800
was the- Right, which was the five.

3742
02:29:40,800 --> 02:29:42,000
Um, yep.

3743
02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:46,920
It, as it leaves your hands, very similar to, uh, sort of what happened last time, it's

3744
02:29:46,920 --> 02:29:51,160
sort of a morph-smit air, and this time instead of being sort of a black, icy lightning bolt

3745
02:29:51,160 --> 02:29:53,760
this time, it is basically the opposite of red.

3746
02:29:53,760 --> 02:29:58,680
Um, glowing with red, uh, like entrapment containment energy that's been leached off

3747
02:29:58,680 --> 02:30:03,760
of this gym, um, and makes solid contact with Eva's chest.

3748
02:30:03,760 --> 02:30:09,280
There is a bright flash of red light, uh, as whatever magic here goes off, and when

3749
02:30:09,280 --> 02:30:13,400
the dust settles, Eva is, uh, on the ground.

3750
02:30:13,400 --> 02:30:21,680
And not just that, Lord Tyre Sum is also, instead of floating this time, he is out-so-just

3751
02:30:21,680 --> 02:30:27,480
outside of Eva's body, laying in difficult terrain and appears to be, um, prone, contained

3752
02:30:27,480 --> 02:30:28,480
something.

3753
02:30:28,480 --> 02:30:33,920
Uh, as his body, as he begins to writhe and seize on the ground with this, uh, red arcane

3754
02:30:33,920 --> 02:30:39,280
energy that's essentially been placed here solely to keep his, uh, form from gaining

3755
02:30:39,280 --> 02:30:40,280
power.

3756
02:30:40,280 --> 02:30:41,280
You fuck.

3757
02:30:41,280 --> 02:30:43,840
Um, Tyrena decided to go there, I want to go ahead and use my-

3758
02:30:43,840 --> 02:30:44,840
Uh, and Rhyn is-

3759
02:30:44,840 --> 02:30:45,840
What word?

3760
02:30:45,840 --> 02:30:49,920
Rhyn is Eva, um, sort of hits the ground, like she sort of takes a knee, trying to steady

3761
02:30:49,920 --> 02:30:53,840
herself, and then sort of looks up, white, uh, sort of the white eyes has gone from her

3762
02:30:53,840 --> 02:30:56,600
eyes, and she just kind of gives you like a thumbs up as she hits the ground and goes

3763
02:30:56,600 --> 02:30:57,600
forward.

3764
02:30:57,600 --> 02:30:58,600
Don't, don't give me a-

3765
02:30:58,600 --> 02:30:59,600
Nice shot, Sparrow!

3766
02:30:59,600 --> 02:31:02,000
Uh, and then falls forward onto the ground.

3767
02:31:02,000 --> 02:31:04,200
Oh my God!

3768
02:31:04,200 --> 02:31:06,200
Oh yeah.

3769
02:31:06,200 --> 02:31:09,520
Those cannot be her last words.

3770
02:31:09,520 --> 02:31:10,520
Yup.

3771
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:11,520
Uh, cool.

3772
02:31:11,520 --> 02:31:15,720
This is a fun game, ladies and gentlemen.

3773
02:31:15,720 --> 02:31:18,000
We're back to Eva.

3774
02:31:18,000 --> 02:31:21,800
Eva's gonna make a death saving throw.

3775
02:31:21,800 --> 02:31:22,800
Oh!

3776
02:31:22,800 --> 02:31:27,720
She got a natural 20, that's two successes.

3777
02:31:27,720 --> 02:31:28,720
Holy shit.

3778
02:31:28,720 --> 02:31:30,720
I got so excited I cut myself.

3779
02:31:30,720 --> 02:31:32,720
Ooh.

3780
02:31:32,720 --> 02:31:33,720
Yikes.

3781
02:31:33,720 --> 02:31:34,720
Uh, yep.

3782
02:31:34,720 --> 02:31:37,000
Eva just rolled a death saving throw, got a natural 20, holy shit.

3783
02:31:37,000 --> 02:31:39,880
Uh, Will to live, man, strong within this one.

3784
02:31:39,880 --> 02:31:40,880
She's just so proud of me.

3785
02:31:40,880 --> 02:31:42,440
She's got two pluses.

3786
02:31:42,440 --> 02:31:44,360
She is absolutely proud of you, man.

3787
02:31:44,360 --> 02:31:45,360
Survival.

3788
02:31:45,360 --> 02:31:48,400
She was on about survival this whole time, and you've managed to like fully hold your

3789
02:31:48,400 --> 02:31:49,800
own in a room full of enemies.

3790
02:31:49,800 --> 02:31:52,880
No, the goal here, never mind.

3791
02:31:52,880 --> 02:31:54,520
Oh, Jesus.

3792
02:31:54,520 --> 02:31:55,520
Uh, cool.

3793
02:31:55,520 --> 02:31:59,000
I'm doing it my way, though, with like trickery and like slash it.

3794
02:31:59,000 --> 02:32:03,200
Back to Golem 1.

3795
02:32:03,200 --> 02:32:09,000
So 5, well, 5, 10, 15.

3796
02:32:09,000 --> 02:32:14,880
He's just gonna try and get as close to his papa as possible.

3797
02:32:14,880 --> 02:32:17,280
I don't call him that.

3798
02:32:17,280 --> 02:32:18,280
He's papa.

3799
02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:20,760
The flesh Golem is going to move over there.

3800
02:32:20,760 --> 02:32:23,760
Um, he's gonna give him the help action.

3801
02:32:23,760 --> 02:32:26,040
That's what he's gonna do.

3802
02:32:26,040 --> 02:32:30,520
So you want the Golem sort of limps its way through its own difficult terrain and then

3803
02:32:30,520 --> 02:32:33,640
tries to like throw its body in front of Lord Tyre Sum.

3804
02:32:33,640 --> 02:32:37,040
Not in any way that's actually gonna give him like half cover, but he's trying to do

3805
02:32:37,040 --> 02:32:38,040
something.

3806
02:32:38,040 --> 02:32:43,640
Um, and then we are back to Golem 2.

3807
02:32:43,640 --> 02:32:45,920
So here we are.

3808
02:32:45,920 --> 02:32:46,920
God fuck.

3809
02:32:46,920 --> 02:32:48,480
Why is it immune to its own difficult terrain?

3810
02:32:48,480 --> 02:32:52,280
That's so fucking stupid.

3811
02:32:52,280 --> 02:32:57,840
Okay, so 5, 10, nope, that's as far as you can go.

3812
02:32:57,840 --> 02:32:58,840
Difficult terrain.

3813
02:32:58,840 --> 02:32:59,840
Cool.

3814
02:32:59,840 --> 02:33:00,840
Yep, can't do anything.

3815
02:33:00,840 --> 02:33:02,520
These Golems are so fucking stupid, man.

3816
02:33:02,520 --> 02:33:06,400
Uh, let me roll 2d4s to see if our Golem effects happen.

3817
02:33:06,400 --> 02:33:08,200
Fuck no.

3818
02:33:08,200 --> 02:33:11,680
I've rolled these like, I've rolled this four like eight times and haven't gotten a single

3819
02:33:11,680 --> 02:33:12,680
guy DM4.

3820
02:33:12,680 --> 02:33:15,640
Um, it is now Lord Tyre Sum's turn.

3821
02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:17,920
He is going to roll, uh, something.

3822
02:33:17,920 --> 02:33:19,720
I'm not gonna say what it is.

3823
02:33:19,720 --> 02:33:22,800
He's gonna roll something, um, flat.

3824
02:33:22,800 --> 02:33:25,000
He's gonna roll it flat.

3825
02:33:25,000 --> 02:33:28,280
Right, yeah, gonna roll it flat.

3826
02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:31,400
I'll cover my ears so you can tell the listeners.

3827
02:33:31,400 --> 02:33:35,080
Um, hmm.

3828
02:33:35,080 --> 02:33:44,000
Okay, uh, he is still writhing on the ground with red energy and you watch as his sort

3829
02:33:44,000 --> 02:33:48,600
of like caporial form is, for the first time in this entire fight, made physical.

3830
02:33:48,600 --> 02:33:53,440
Okay, I, physically I could fucking, he is made physical.

3831
02:33:53,440 --> 02:33:57,760
All right, I can deal with that.

3832
02:33:57,760 --> 02:34:04,400
Perhaps his, his eternal, uh, life sleep slumber in the sarcophagus will be ended.

3833
02:34:04,400 --> 02:34:07,120
He'll just go out the old fashioned way.

3834
02:34:07,120 --> 02:34:10,440
Um, fuck torturing him for all eternity.

3835
02:34:10,440 --> 02:34:11,440
Here you go.

3836
02:34:11,440 --> 02:34:12,440
Okay.

3837
02:34:12,440 --> 02:34:16,120
Back, actually, wait a minute, d6.

3838
02:34:16,120 --> 02:34:17,120
That's so unfortunate.

3839
02:34:17,120 --> 02:34:18,120
No.

3840
02:34:18,120 --> 02:34:19,120
That's so unfortunate.

3841
02:34:19,120 --> 02:34:22,600
So, yep, things are still happening, folks.

3842
02:34:22,600 --> 02:34:29,320
One of our last remaining, like, coffin areas pops open and it is not an ogre, it is, or

3843
02:34:29,320 --> 02:34:32,200
it is not a flesh column, it is not a skeleton.

3844
02:34:32,200 --> 02:34:35,520
It is a blood red ooze.

3845
02:34:35,520 --> 02:34:39,480
Uh, it is essentially just dragging with it a large pile of bones and what appears to

3846
02:34:39,480 --> 02:34:42,800
be like the gelified remains of a ochre soldier.

3847
02:34:42,800 --> 02:34:46,200
Um, we have another enemy on the table, folks.

3848
02:34:46,200 --> 02:34:49,680
I don't have time for this.

3849
02:34:49,680 --> 02:34:51,680
We don't have time for this.

3850
02:34:51,680 --> 02:34:54,880
Oh, but we're here.

3851
02:34:54,880 --> 02:34:55,880
We are here.

3852
02:34:55,880 --> 02:34:56,880
Okay.

3853
02:34:56,880 --> 02:35:01,440
Let's fucking do something.

3854
02:35:01,440 --> 02:35:02,960
You got this, I believe.

3855
02:35:02,960 --> 02:35:05,000
All right, my turn again.

3856
02:35:05,000 --> 02:35:06,000
Cool.

3857
02:35:06,000 --> 02:35:12,240
My move, let's see if I can even, five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five.

3858
02:35:12,240 --> 02:35:13,240
Okay.

3859
02:35:13,240 --> 02:35:16,320
I can, like, just get up there.

3860
02:35:16,320 --> 02:35:20,520
Uh, so I've got Motherfucker in line of sight, correct?

3861
02:35:20,520 --> 02:35:22,520
Uh, yes, you do.

3862
02:35:22,520 --> 02:35:23,520
Cool.

3863
02:35:23,520 --> 02:35:30,080
Um, God, I wish I could get over there and get, like, up close and personal while I fuck

3864
02:35:30,080 --> 02:35:31,080
his shit, but...

3865
02:35:31,080 --> 02:35:32,080
Yeah.

3866
02:35:32,080 --> 02:35:34,600
All right, I'm going to...

3867
02:35:34,600 --> 02:35:36,360
He's got hit points.

3868
02:35:36,360 --> 02:35:39,640
No, and I can't ice-nav him because Eva's right there.

3869
02:35:39,640 --> 02:35:43,080
Eva is right there and any damage is an automatic failure.

3870
02:35:43,080 --> 02:35:44,080
Yeah.

3871
02:35:44,080 --> 02:35:48,640
But it's not automatic death, and she's got two successes, so...

3872
02:35:48,640 --> 02:35:50,680
I don't want to risk that.

3873
02:35:50,680 --> 02:35:51,680
You know what I'm saying?

3874
02:35:51,680 --> 02:35:53,680
I don't want to risk that.

3875
02:35:53,680 --> 02:35:54,680
Okay.

3876
02:35:54,680 --> 02:35:55,680
Um...

3877
02:35:55,680 --> 02:35:56,680
Okay.

3878
02:35:56,680 --> 02:35:57,680
Is he looking hurt?

3879
02:35:57,680 --> 02:35:58,680
Um...

3880
02:35:58,680 --> 02:35:59,680
Hmm.

3881
02:35:59,680 --> 02:36:01,680
No.

3882
02:36:01,680 --> 02:36:04,840
He has not been hit a single time this entire combat encounter.

3883
02:36:04,840 --> 02:36:05,840
Uh...

3884
02:36:05,840 --> 02:36:09,840
His focus has been entirely on the golems and the minions and the gyms.

3885
02:36:09,840 --> 02:36:12,560
This is just the first time that he looks as though you could just...

3886
02:36:12,560 --> 02:36:14,200
I'm going to take back my movement.

3887
02:36:14,200 --> 02:36:15,200
Seriously?

3888
02:36:15,200 --> 02:36:16,200
He's damaged him.

3889
02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:19,400
I'm going to touch the fucking battery again.

3890
02:36:19,400 --> 02:36:20,400
Um...

3891
02:36:20,400 --> 02:36:21,960
There's another one right behind me.

3892
02:36:21,960 --> 02:36:24,560
Yeah, so use the one behind you.

3893
02:36:24,560 --> 02:36:25,560
Wonderful.

3894
02:36:25,560 --> 02:36:29,560
Uh, so I'm licking the battery again, and I'm going to do...

3895
02:36:29,560 --> 02:36:32,560
I guess it doesn't really matter.

3896
02:36:32,560 --> 02:36:34,560
The chaos bolt.

3897
02:36:34,560 --> 02:36:36,560
Oh, okay.

3898
02:36:36,560 --> 02:36:39,560
Chaos bolt it is, man.

3899
02:36:39,560 --> 02:36:40,560
Uh...

3900
02:36:40,560 --> 02:36:42,560
19.

3901
02:36:42,560 --> 02:36:43,560
19 will do it.

3902
02:36:43,560 --> 02:36:45,560
Well, some damage, man.

3903
02:36:45,560 --> 02:36:46,560
Alright.

3904
02:36:46,560 --> 02:36:47,560
Um...

3905
02:36:47,560 --> 02:36:48,560
Uh-uh.

3906
02:36:48,560 --> 02:36:51,560
I don't know if there's many of these.

3907
02:36:51,560 --> 02:36:52,560
Uh...

3908
02:36:52,560 --> 02:36:55,560
Do you want the green will pick damage type?

3909
02:36:55,560 --> 02:36:57,560
Sure, green will pick damage type.

3910
02:36:57,560 --> 02:37:00,560
Uh, it is going to be cold damage.

3911
02:37:00,560 --> 02:37:01,560
Let's see.

3912
02:37:01,560 --> 02:37:02,560
I guess that's my fucking theme.

3913
02:37:02,560 --> 02:37:06,560
Let's see if guys got any resistances.

3914
02:37:06,560 --> 02:37:08,560
I'm going to cry if he does.

3915
02:37:08,560 --> 02:37:09,560
You're funny.

3916
02:37:09,560 --> 02:37:10,560
I'm not joking.

3917
02:37:10,560 --> 02:37:12,560
Uh, damn.

3918
02:37:12,560 --> 02:37:15,560
Are you shitting me?

3919
02:37:15,560 --> 02:37:16,560
Cool.

3920
02:37:16,560 --> 02:37:17,560
Can I...

3921
02:37:17,560 --> 02:37:18,560
Can you do an arcana check?

3922
02:37:18,560 --> 02:37:20,560
Yeah, I don't need to do an arcana check.

3923
02:37:20,560 --> 02:37:22,560
I know what that noise means.

3924
02:37:22,560 --> 02:37:27,560
Well, you need to know if it's one thing or the other, because there are two different things that could be happening here.

3925
02:37:27,560 --> 02:37:30,560
It's going to be 16, 17, 20.

3926
02:37:30,560 --> 02:37:35,560
It is not resistance, it is immunity.

3927
02:37:35,560 --> 02:37:36,560
Oh!

3928
02:37:36,560 --> 02:37:39,560
He is a ghostly spirit.

3929
02:37:39,560 --> 02:37:42,560
One of the only damages that he is immune to is cold.

3930
02:37:42,560 --> 02:37:43,560
Well, I...

3931
02:37:43,560 --> 02:37:46,560
I will give you the other two, though, because you got a dirty 20.

3932
02:37:46,560 --> 02:37:50,560
Uh, he is also immune to necrotic and poison damage.

3933
02:37:50,560 --> 02:37:59,560
Uh, and he has several condition immunities, including charmed, exhaustion, frightened, grappled, paralyzed, petrified, poisoned, prone, and restrained.

3934
02:37:59,560 --> 02:38:00,560
Jesus.

3935
02:38:00,560 --> 02:38:02,560
Uh, well, I cannot choose the damage type.

3936
02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:03,560
You cannot.

3937
02:38:03,560 --> 02:38:07,560
So, there is going to be no damage dealt here, unfortunately.

3938
02:38:07,560 --> 02:38:08,560
Okay.

3939
02:38:08,560 --> 02:38:19,560
You watch as your cold chaos bolt hits him directly as he arrives on the ground and seemingly does zero damage to anything he's wearing or himself.

3940
02:38:19,560 --> 02:38:25,560
He is still writhing with red energy and seizing on the ground, but he has taken no damage.

3941
02:38:25,560 --> 02:38:26,560
Wonderful.

3942
02:38:26,560 --> 02:38:28,560
You have movement left.

3943
02:38:28,560 --> 02:38:32,560
Um, well...

3944
02:38:32,560 --> 02:38:37,560
Um, gonna...

3945
02:38:37,560 --> 02:38:44,560
Can I get a sense that these batteries are like the obelisk in that they need a round to charge back up?

3946
02:38:44,560 --> 02:38:47,560
Um, you mean before they can be used again?

3947
02:38:47,560 --> 02:38:48,560
Yeah.

3948
02:38:48,560 --> 02:38:51,560
Uh, I'm not gonna be doing a check.

3949
02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:56,560
I mean, you've spent enough arcana checks and perception and insight on these things to know at this point.

3950
02:38:56,560 --> 02:38:57,560
They...

3951
02:38:57,560 --> 02:39:00,560
Because the gems are so much smaller,

3952
02:39:00,560 --> 02:39:07,560
they're run... you run the risk of using too much of the energy that is within them and then effectively rendering them useless.

3953
02:39:07,560 --> 02:39:12,560
And if that happens, then whatever ritual has to be completed, da-da-da-da, can't happen.

3954
02:39:12,560 --> 02:39:18,560
Um, but I mean, there's also an opportunity if you use them as a weapon to just straight up kill him as opposed to trap him.

3955
02:39:18,560 --> 02:39:19,560
So, I mean...

3956
02:39:19,560 --> 02:39:20,560
I'm trying to kill the motherfucker.

3957
02:39:20,560 --> 02:39:26,560
Well, if that's the case, then you technically still have one, two, three if you include the broken one.

3958
02:39:26,560 --> 02:39:27,560
We don't know what's going on with that.

3959
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:31,560
Four, five, six, seven, eight chances to do that.

3960
02:39:31,560 --> 02:39:32,560
God damn it.

3961
02:39:32,560 --> 02:39:34,560
Okay, if I can survive that long.

3962
02:39:34,560 --> 02:39:39,560
Or if Eva could get up, there's potential for her to do something with it, but she's not a magic user,

3963
02:39:39,560 --> 02:39:41,560
so we'd have to find an alternative way for that to happen.

3964
02:39:41,560 --> 02:39:44,560
Yeah, well, I'm trying to get her up.

3965
02:39:44,560 --> 02:39:45,560
I can't.

3966
02:39:45,560 --> 02:39:47,560
It's okay. She might just straight up get up.

3967
02:39:47,560 --> 02:39:52,560
Um, I'm going to then, I guess...

3968
02:39:52,560 --> 02:39:57,560
He's going to be able to get me no matter what.

3969
02:39:57,560 --> 02:39:58,560
Unless...

3970
02:39:58,560 --> 02:39:59,560
Who, the...

3971
02:39:59,560 --> 02:40:00,560
The ooze?

3972
02:40:00,560 --> 02:40:02,560
No, because I can go in here, five.

3973
02:40:02,560 --> 02:40:05,560
I'll say ooze also doesn't have a lot of movement speed.

3974
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:08,560
I'm going to come in here.

3975
02:40:08,560 --> 02:40:13,560
Uh, for those listening, she has ducked just into a sort of outclove with another large sarcophagus.

3976
02:40:13,560 --> 02:40:15,560
Kind of a way out of sight of everything.

3977
02:40:15,560 --> 02:40:16,560
Yeah.

3978
02:40:16,560 --> 02:40:23,560
Is that going to be your turn?

3979
02:40:23,560 --> 02:40:24,560
That's all I can do.

3980
02:40:24,560 --> 02:40:25,560
Wonderful.

3981
02:40:25,560 --> 02:40:30,560
Eva rolled a 12 for her last and only needed death saving throw.

3982
02:40:30,560 --> 02:40:35,560
Um, so she is 10, and I'm pretty sure the rules are that she's unconscious.

3983
02:40:35,560 --> 02:40:36,560
Yeah.

3984
02:40:36,560 --> 02:40:39,560
Um, unconscious and at one, but she is alive.

3985
02:40:39,560 --> 02:40:41,560
Um, I think that's stupid.

3986
02:40:41,560 --> 02:40:44,560
So I'm going to roll a wisdom, or I'm going to roll a constitution saving throw.

3987
02:40:44,560 --> 02:40:49,560
We're going to call it DC 15 to see if she can essentially force herself to wake up,

3988
02:40:49,560 --> 02:40:53,560
uh, and to be in any kind of a fighting state.

3989
02:40:53,560 --> 02:40:59,560
So, she's going to plus four to this.

3990
02:40:59,560 --> 02:41:01,560
Sparrow is about to find religion.

3991
02:41:01,560 --> 02:41:02,560
She's got a 17.

3992
02:41:02,560 --> 02:41:04,560
Um, you watch as...

3993
02:41:04,560 --> 02:41:07,560
Well, you don't watch, actually, you don't see anything happen because you duck behind.

3994
02:41:07,560 --> 02:41:08,560
Yeah.

3995
02:41:08,560 --> 02:41:16,560
Eva stands up, gets to both feet, um, and pulls out the, um, magical longsword.

3996
02:41:16,560 --> 02:41:18,560
Actually, wait a minute.

3997
02:41:18,560 --> 02:41:21,560
I'm going to roll, wait a second.

3998
02:41:21,560 --> 02:41:25,560
She's going to see, I'm going to see if Eva can put things together because I, as a DM,

3999
02:41:25,560 --> 02:41:28,560
I'm not just going to be like, oh yeah, she knows things because I know things because

4000
02:41:28,560 --> 02:41:30,560
she's been down and brainwashed for most of this fight.

4001
02:41:30,560 --> 02:41:33,560
So, I'm going to roll an inside check on behalf of Eva.

4002
02:41:33,560 --> 02:41:38,560
Uh, for what I'm looking for, I'll call it TC13.

4003
02:41:38,560 --> 02:41:42,560
She's got a plus one to this, two to this, two to this.

4004
02:41:42,560 --> 02:41:44,560
I don't know what the fuck that was.

4005
02:41:44,560 --> 02:41:45,560
13!

4006
02:41:45,560 --> 02:41:46,560
Hell yeah.

4007
02:41:46,560 --> 02:41:51,560
Um, Eva looks to the ground, um, looks at Lord Tyreesome, goes to pull out the new magical

4008
02:41:51,560 --> 02:41:56,560
longsword that she has, and then also looks past him and sees the arrow that she has just

4009
02:41:56,560 --> 02:41:58,560
struck into the gem.

4010
02:41:58,560 --> 02:42:04,560
Um, she is going to go 5, 10, 15, 20.

4011
02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:08,560
Well, she has two attacks, actually.

4012
02:42:08,560 --> 02:42:12,560
Oh, no, I know exactly what she's going to do.

4013
02:42:12,560 --> 02:42:15,560
5, 10, 15, 20.

4014
02:42:15,560 --> 02:42:16,560
Hmm.

4015
02:42:16,560 --> 02:42:17,560
Hmm.

4016
02:42:17,560 --> 02:42:21,560
There are so many things, so many things that I'm thinking would be fun to do, and I just

4017
02:42:21,560 --> 02:42:23,560
don't know which one she's going to do.

4018
02:42:23,560 --> 02:42:27,560
So, I guess to think out loud, she's clocked that the red energy that's coming from the

4019
02:42:27,560 --> 02:42:31,560
gem, um, is what is happening to Lord Tyreesome.

4020
02:42:31,560 --> 02:42:38,560
So, her first idea, my first idea, was to go over to the gem and rip out the arrow that

4021
02:42:38,560 --> 02:42:43,560
she, uh, hit it with earlier, since that'll be charged with, yeah, with the same energy.

4022
02:42:43,560 --> 02:42:51,560
But my other thought was to also hit him with the longsword and then to try and like, pin

4023
02:42:51,560 --> 02:42:55,560
him to the ground with it while he's in his physical form, but she doesn't know if that's

4024
02:42:55,560 --> 02:42:59,560
going to keep him there once he rolls out of whatever's happening to him.

4025
02:42:59,560 --> 02:43:00,560
Yeah.

4026
02:43:00,560 --> 02:43:05,560
So, she also has to go past the golem to get to that.

4027
02:43:05,560 --> 02:43:08,560
I'm, question, is he, and she will take an attack of opportunity.

4028
02:43:08,560 --> 02:43:09,560
How restrained is he?

4029
02:43:09,560 --> 02:43:11,560
Um, is he like paralyzed?

4030
02:43:11,560 --> 02:43:13,560
It looks like he's paralyzed.

4031
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:14,560
Okay.

4032
02:43:14,560 --> 02:43:16,560
Which he's technically immune to, but I don't think he was.

4033
02:43:16,560 --> 02:43:19,560
Can I, can I yell something to Eva?

4034
02:43:19,560 --> 02:43:20,560
Sure.

4035
02:43:20,560 --> 02:43:22,560
Uh, just hit him!

4036
02:43:22,560 --> 02:43:24,560
Just hit him.

4037
02:43:24,560 --> 02:43:25,560
Cool.

4038
02:43:25,560 --> 02:43:27,560
Uh, she hears that.

4039
02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:30,560
And this is where I am going to explain to another player.

4040
02:43:30,560 --> 02:43:36,560
Um, if someone is paralyzed, that means that all, um, attacks made within a five foot radius

4041
02:43:36,560 --> 02:43:38,560
of them, uh, crit.

4042
02:43:38,560 --> 02:43:39,560
Right.

4043
02:43:39,560 --> 02:43:40,560
Right.

4044
02:43:40,560 --> 02:43:41,560
Right, right, right.

4045
02:43:41,560 --> 02:43:43,560
Um, that's fucking crazy, actually.

4046
02:43:43,560 --> 02:43:44,560
I'm a good player.

4047
02:43:44,560 --> 02:43:45,560
Oh.

4048
02:43:45,560 --> 02:43:46,560
I know my rules.

4049
02:43:46,560 --> 02:43:47,560
Wait a minute.

4050
02:43:47,560 --> 02:43:49,560
Um, sorry folks, I'm going to look something up real quick.

4051
02:43:49,560 --> 02:43:51,560
I'm going to see how much her longsword does.

4052
02:43:51,560 --> 02:43:59,560
Longsword plus one, five E, because I didn't write that down for some fucking reason.

4053
02:43:59,560 --> 02:44:02,560
I know I have a plus one to hit, I don't know if it increases damage or not.

4054
02:44:02,560 --> 02:44:05,560
It is a magical item though, which is pretty nice.

4055
02:44:05,560 --> 02:44:09,560
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.

4056
02:44:09,560 --> 02:44:10,560
Cool.

4057
02:44:10,560 --> 02:44:15,560
We will just call it, uh, well, let's look at our damage real quick for the weapons that

4058
02:44:15,560 --> 02:44:17,560
she has on her already.

4059
02:44:17,560 --> 02:44:22,560
She has a Warhammer, Longbow, Mall, and so on and so forth.

4060
02:44:22,560 --> 02:44:27,560
So we'll say, man, this is difficult.

4061
02:44:27,560 --> 02:44:28,560
Trying to figure out what she wants to do.

4062
02:44:28,560 --> 02:44:36,560
I mean, there's just so many options with combat that it's like, what the fuck does she, uh,

4063
02:44:36,560 --> 02:44:38,560
God.

4064
02:44:38,560 --> 02:44:39,560
Okay.

4065
02:44:39,560 --> 02:44:41,560
She's going to try something.

4066
02:44:41,560 --> 02:44:47,560
She is going to, yeah, she's not proficient with the longsword.

4067
02:44:47,560 --> 02:44:50,560
Um, she's not able to do a whole lot of damage.

4068
02:44:50,560 --> 02:44:54,560
So she's going to do something risky.

4069
02:44:54,560 --> 02:44:56,560
She is going to pull out her Warhammer.

4070
02:44:56,560 --> 02:45:00,560
Um, well, actually, no, she's going to pull out the Mall because the Mall does a little

4071
02:45:00,560 --> 02:45:01,560
bit more damage.

4072
02:45:01,560 --> 02:45:04,560
She is first going to take a swing at the gym nearest her.

4073
02:45:04,560 --> 02:45:07,560
So she needs a 13 to hit.

4074
02:45:07,560 --> 02:45:11,560
She's got a plus five with it, so.

4075
02:45:11,560 --> 02:45:14,560
I better be getting some of the credit for this cool thing if it works out.

4076
02:45:14,560 --> 02:45:15,560
Nat 20.

4077
02:45:15,560 --> 02:45:16,560
Holy shit.

4078
02:45:16,560 --> 02:45:17,560
Natural 20.

4079
02:45:17,560 --> 02:45:19,560
Um, wow.

4080
02:45:19,560 --> 02:45:20,560
Cool.

4081
02:45:20,560 --> 02:45:25,560
Eva hears what you say, uh, and trying to bridge, essentially bridge the gap between ideas,

4082
02:45:25,560 --> 02:45:29,560
pulls out her Mall and then swings it straight back into the gym.

4083
02:45:29,560 --> 02:45:32,560
On a natural 20, she shatters the gym.

4084
02:45:32,560 --> 02:45:37,560
Uh, but now her Mall is completely bathed in red arcane and trapment energy.

4085
02:45:37,560 --> 02:45:41,560
And then with her second attack, she is going to then swing it back down with the sharpen

4086
02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:44,560
directly into Lord Tiresons chest.

4087
02:45:44,560 --> 02:45:45,560
Fuck you.

4088
02:45:45,560 --> 02:45:48,560
And it's not, it's not, I'm not, I'm not going to have to roll.

4089
02:45:48,560 --> 02:45:49,560
Yeah.

4090
02:45:49,560 --> 02:45:50,560
Yeah.

4091
02:45:50,560 --> 02:45:52,560
I'm just going to pretend that I'm able to see.

4092
02:45:52,560 --> 02:45:58,560
So because this thing is bathed completely in the kind of energy that is paralyzing him

4093
02:45:58,560 --> 02:46:03,560
in the first place, we are going to double the amount of damage dies.

4094
02:46:03,560 --> 02:46:05,560
This might just kill him.

4095
02:46:05,560 --> 02:46:06,560
It should.

4096
02:46:06,560 --> 02:46:07,560
It's my kill him.

4097
02:46:07,560 --> 02:46:09,560
Well, I mean, he's got more health than you think he does, but.

4098
02:46:09,560 --> 02:46:10,560
Well, he's a bitch.

4099
02:46:10,560 --> 02:46:11,560
Uh, okay.

4100
02:46:11,560 --> 02:46:13,560
So reading things out loud.

4101
02:46:13,560 --> 02:46:15,560
She, her Mall does 2d6.

4102
02:46:15,560 --> 02:46:17,560
We're going to double the amount of d6s.

4103
02:46:17,560 --> 02:46:19,560
So we're going to say 4d6.

4104
02:46:19,560 --> 02:46:23,560
So 612, uh, 24.

4105
02:46:23,560 --> 02:46:32,560
And then 24, she's going to plus three to that as well, which is going to bring it to 27.

4106
02:46:32,560 --> 02:46:36,560
And then because this is that kind of energy, we're going to, what I've been doing with this

4107
02:46:36,560 --> 02:46:39,560
particular kind of energy is dabbling it.

4108
02:46:39,560 --> 02:46:45,560
So he is going to take 27 plus 27.

4109
02:46:45,560 --> 02:46:50,560
I can't do math.

4110
02:46:50,560 --> 02:46:51,560
Oh my God.

4111
02:46:51,560 --> 02:46:53,560
I forgot I had a crossbow this whole fucking time.

4112
02:46:53,560 --> 02:46:54,560
I'm going to use an L.

4113
02:46:54,560 --> 02:46:55,560
God.

4114
02:46:55,560 --> 02:46:57,560
She is going to do 54 damage.

4115
02:46:57,560 --> 02:46:59,560
Um, yeah.

4116
02:46:59,560 --> 02:47:05,560
So she stands up, uh, after being basically facedown in sort of the blood in, in dust

4117
02:47:05,560 --> 02:47:08,560
and potlub bones that have been laying all across the room.

4118
02:47:08,560 --> 02:47:11,560
Uh, here's you shout to just hit him.

4119
02:47:11,560 --> 02:47:15,560
Has that moment of thought where like as a military strategist, do I go for the weapon

4120
02:47:15,560 --> 02:47:19,560
that's a guaranteed hit or do I take a swing knowing that I should hit.

4121
02:47:19,560 --> 02:47:24,560
Decides to sort of, uh, split, split it instead and kind of do one of both.

4122
02:47:24,560 --> 02:47:29,560
So using her first attack completely shatters the gym, uh, bathing her mall in red arcane

4123
02:47:29,560 --> 02:47:30,560
energy.

4124
02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:34,560
And then on the backswing uses the sharpen and puts it directly into, uh, Lord tiresome's

4125
02:47:34,560 --> 02:47:35,560
chest.

4126
02:47:35,560 --> 02:47:40,560
And with a sickening crack, uh, it makes its way all the way through the floor.

4127
02:47:40,560 --> 02:47:46,560
Uh, and Lord tiresome is dead and all of our flesh golems, oozes, zombies, et cetera.

4128
02:47:46,560 --> 02:47:47,560
I better go the fuck away.

4129
02:47:47,560 --> 02:47:51,560
Uh, fall to the floor lifeless.

4130
02:47:51,560 --> 02:47:55,560
Does he still have enough in him that I can go gloat?

4131
02:47:55,560 --> 02:47:57,560
Um, nah, he's dead.

4132
02:47:57,560 --> 02:47:58,560
Damn.

4133
02:47:58,560 --> 02:48:00,560
He's like dead, dead.

4134
02:48:00,560 --> 02:48:01,560
Can I loot him?

4135
02:48:01,560 --> 02:48:06,560
Um, and she is going to, Eva is just like out of pure exhaustion.

4136
02:48:06,560 --> 02:48:10,560
Having just barely pulled this off, Eva is just going to like fall to the ground and

4137
02:48:10,560 --> 02:48:15,560
like lay next to his dead body, just like panting, like covered in like fucking ice shards,

4138
02:48:15,560 --> 02:48:17,560
clothes are ripped to shit.

4139
02:48:17,560 --> 02:48:19,560
I will, I will go over there.

4140
02:48:19,560 --> 02:48:23,560
Um, how you doing champ?

4141
02:48:23,560 --> 02:48:28,560
Oh Jesus Christ, I didn't think this combat encounter was ever going to fucking end.

4142
02:48:28,560 --> 02:48:34,560
Um, yeah, Lord tiresome is just there dead on the ground with like this still like glowing

4143
02:48:34,560 --> 02:48:39,560
bright red maw that is just like fully, his whole chest is basically caved in as this thing

4144
02:48:39,560 --> 02:48:41,560
is just sitting inside of him.

4145
02:48:41,560 --> 02:48:45,560
Uh, I would like to, does he have anything that like identifies him like does he wear

4146
02:48:45,560 --> 02:48:47,560
any like jewelry or like.

4147
02:48:47,560 --> 02:48:55,560
He has a, um, yeah, he has a pendant that has the sigil of the, uh, the ochre order,

4148
02:48:55,560 --> 02:48:57,560
uh, around his neck.

4149
02:48:57,560 --> 02:48:59,560
Cool, I rip it off him.

4150
02:48:59,560 --> 02:49:05,560
Cool, you rip the sigil of the, yeah, you rip the, uh, the pendant of the ochre order

4151
02:49:05,560 --> 02:49:07,560
off of his lifeless body.

4152
02:49:07,560 --> 02:49:08,560
Wonderful.

4153
02:49:08,560 --> 02:49:09,560
And then the,

4154
02:49:09,560 --> 02:49:11,560
the blood on the mall should also be enough proof.

4155
02:49:11,560 --> 02:49:13,560
Um,

4156
02:49:13,560 --> 02:49:17,560
Wow, what a combat encounter, holy shit.

4157
02:49:17,560 --> 02:49:20,560
Okay, time to go back to the book.

4158
02:49:20,560 --> 02:49:22,560
There isn't ending to this.

4159
02:49:22,560 --> 02:49:24,560
We're not going to have a moment.

4160
02:49:24,560 --> 02:49:26,560
We're not going to have a moment.

4161
02:49:26,560 --> 02:49:29,560
I'm just also flipping through, um, trying to get things moving.

4162
02:49:29,560 --> 02:49:32,560
I didn't, truly I did not expect this combat encounter to end as quickly as it did.

4163
02:49:32,560 --> 02:49:34,560
He had 50 health by the way.

4164
02:49:34,560 --> 02:49:37,560
So she like barely killed him with her 54 damage.

4165
02:49:37,560 --> 02:49:39,560
You're welcome for me knowing my fucking rules.

4166
02:49:39,560 --> 02:49:43,560
Yeah, without, yeah, without that, that wouldn't have happened.

4167
02:49:43,560 --> 02:49:44,560
Holy fuck.

4168
02:49:44,560 --> 02:49:45,560
Uh, like just,

4169
02:49:45,560 --> 02:49:47,560
Who's the survivalist now, bitch?

4170
02:49:47,560 --> 02:49:50,560
Just like a heavy panting on the floor.

4171
02:49:50,560 --> 02:49:54,560
She's like, uh, you are, you are a sparrow.

4172
02:49:54,560 --> 02:49:55,560
I'll give it to you.

4173
02:49:55,560 --> 02:49:57,560
That's what I thought.

4174
02:49:57,560 --> 02:49:58,560
I'm keeping the model.

4175
02:49:58,560 --> 02:50:00,560
You see that's glowing red energy.

4176
02:50:00,560 --> 02:50:01,560
It's fucking sick.

4177
02:50:01,560 --> 02:50:02,560
Yeah, it's cool.

4178
02:50:02,560 --> 02:50:06,560
It also has blood on it so we can show that as proof that we, uh, killed the bitch.

4179
02:50:06,560 --> 02:50:08,560
I mean, if you hit me with another fucking ice knife.

4180
02:50:08,560 --> 02:50:09,560
Oh my God.

4181
02:50:09,560 --> 02:50:10,560
I swear to God.

4182
02:50:10,560 --> 02:50:12,560
I was trying to help you.

4183
02:50:12,560 --> 02:50:14,560
Next time the mall's going at you, okay?

4184
02:50:14,560 --> 02:50:16,560
Uh-huh, okay, sure thing.

4185
02:50:16,560 --> 02:50:18,560
Um, I'll give her a hand and help her up.

4186
02:50:18,560 --> 02:50:19,560
Yeah, sure.

4187
02:50:19,560 --> 02:50:20,560
Give me a strength check.

4188
02:50:20,560 --> 02:50:24,560
Just for fun, here at the end.

4189
02:50:24,560 --> 02:50:25,560
Nat 20.

4190
02:50:25,560 --> 02:50:26,560
Yeah, cool.

4191
02:50:26,560 --> 02:50:32,560
Sure, just fucking meaty ass like handshake pull up straight off the ground.

4192
02:50:32,560 --> 02:50:35,560
Um, and she is, she's up.

4193
02:50:35,560 --> 02:50:36,560
Y'all are moving.

4194
02:50:36,560 --> 02:50:39,560
See, there's more to just physical brute strength.

4195
02:50:39,560 --> 02:50:42,560
Sometimes you've got to think about where the brute strength goes and that's where I come in.

4196
02:50:42,560 --> 02:50:44,560
Yeah, but do you know what killed him?

4197
02:50:44,560 --> 02:50:45,560
Oh my God.

4198
02:50:45,560 --> 02:50:47,560
Do you see the hammer in his chest?

4199
02:50:47,560 --> 02:50:49,560
Who's the one who got him there?

4200
02:50:49,560 --> 02:50:50,560
Is that the magical spell?

4201
02:50:50,560 --> 02:50:52,560
He was in sad view, Eva.

4202
02:50:52,560 --> 02:50:54,560
Physical, yeah, it was disgusting.

4203
02:50:54,560 --> 02:50:57,560
I now know what a dead spirit tastes like.

4204
02:50:57,560 --> 02:50:58,560
What does it taste like?

4205
02:50:58,560 --> 02:51:04,560
Fucking like, like this guy, gross, like Ash, like, like, uh, I don't fucking know.

4206
02:51:04,560 --> 02:51:11,560
I'm like thinking of him, I don't know why in that moment, but I imagined him looking like fucking the slime guy from Ghostbusters.

4207
02:51:11,560 --> 02:51:12,560
Oh my God.

4208
02:51:12,560 --> 02:51:13,560
Fucking disgusting.

4209
02:51:13,560 --> 02:51:14,560
Sliver?

4210
02:51:14,560 --> 02:51:15,560
Yeah, sliver.

4211
02:51:15,560 --> 02:51:16,560
Ew.

4212
02:51:16,560 --> 02:51:17,560
That's what I imagined.

4213
02:51:17,560 --> 02:51:19,560
So she's just like covered in like fucking green ethereal gunk.

4214
02:51:19,560 --> 02:51:20,560
Oh.

4215
02:51:20,560 --> 02:51:21,560
And ice shards.

4216
02:51:21,560 --> 02:51:23,560
That is disgusting.

4217
02:51:23,560 --> 02:51:24,560
Okay.

4218
02:51:24,560 --> 02:51:26,560
Yeah, it's, it's, how do you think I feel?

4219
02:51:26,560 --> 02:51:27,560
I can't fucking breathe.

4220
02:51:27,560 --> 02:51:28,560
I think you cracked the rib.

4221
02:51:28,560 --> 02:51:29,560
Oh my.

4222
02:51:29,560 --> 02:51:31,560
I think I might have cracked two ribs, actually.

4223
02:51:31,560 --> 02:51:34,560
Okay, maybe I killed you a little, but you're fine now.

4224
02:51:34,560 --> 02:51:37,560
You know, I thought I'd appreciate it, because it got that son of a bitch out of me.

4225
02:51:37,560 --> 02:51:38,560
Yeah.

4226
02:51:38,560 --> 02:51:39,560
And now look at him.

4227
02:51:39,560 --> 02:51:44,560
Should we like take the body or something as proof, or do you think maybe it's like bad luck to take him out of-

4228
02:51:44,560 --> 02:51:46,560
What if we just like cut his head off?

4229
02:51:46,560 --> 02:51:49,560
Oh, do they do, do fingerprints exist in this world?

4230
02:51:49,560 --> 02:51:51,560
Like, do they know how to fingerprint people?

4231
02:51:51,560 --> 02:51:52,560
Nah.

4232
02:51:52,560 --> 02:51:54,560
I was gonna say cut off his hand.

4233
02:51:54,560 --> 02:51:58,560
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna take out my dagger and just start sawing.

4234
02:51:58,560 --> 02:52:00,560
Oh Jesus, what are you taking?

4235
02:52:00,560 --> 02:52:02,560
Taking his head?

4236
02:52:02,560 --> 02:52:05,560
Well, I guess we could take the whole body.

4237
02:52:05,560 --> 02:52:06,560
Never mind.

4238
02:52:06,560 --> 02:52:07,560
I got a weird look.

4239
02:52:07,560 --> 02:52:08,560
Metal as fuck.

4240
02:52:08,560 --> 02:52:09,560
Uh, no, that's fine.

4241
02:52:09,560 --> 02:52:10,560
Cool.

4242
02:52:10,560 --> 02:52:14,560
Eba, yeah, just, um, keeping his body like still on the mall.

4243
02:52:14,560 --> 02:52:19,560
She just like pulls the mall up and then slings it over her shoulder and is just carrying him like a little backpack.

4244
02:52:19,560 --> 02:52:20,560
That works.

4245
02:52:20,560 --> 02:52:23,560
I'm going to need help getting out of here, by the way.

4246
02:52:23,560 --> 02:52:24,560
I can't fucking move.

4247
02:52:24,560 --> 02:52:25,560
Oh, shit.

4248
02:52:25,560 --> 02:52:27,560
Can I do a medicine check?

4249
02:52:27,560 --> 02:52:29,560
Yeah, she's got one hit point.

4250
02:52:29,560 --> 02:52:33,560
If she had failed that, there's, yeah, she would have fucking died.

4251
02:52:33,560 --> 02:52:37,560
Yeah, give me a medicine check to see if you can patch Eba up.

4252
02:52:37,560 --> 02:52:39,560
Here you go.

4253
02:52:39,560 --> 02:52:42,560
Uh, 10 with my little, with my little rock.

4254
02:52:42,560 --> 02:52:43,560
I'll give her another hit point.

4255
02:52:43,560 --> 02:52:44,560
She's a 2.

4256
02:52:44,560 --> 02:52:49,560
I'll say that is enough for you to like get under her like just, she's so much taller than you.

4257
02:52:49,560 --> 02:52:53,560
So it's just like she's got like one hand like on your shoulder, like trying to use you as a crutch.

4258
02:52:53,560 --> 02:52:54,560
Okay.

4259
02:52:54,560 --> 02:52:55,560
You know what?

4260
02:52:55,560 --> 02:52:56,560
You're almost dead.

4261
02:52:56,560 --> 02:52:57,560
It's fine.

4262
02:52:57,560 --> 02:52:58,560
I'll let it go.

4263
02:52:58,560 --> 02:52:59,560
Wonderful.

4264
02:52:59,560 --> 02:53:00,560
Um, cool.

4265
02:53:00,560 --> 02:53:02,560
You all fucking, you and Eba.

4266
02:53:02,560 --> 02:53:04,560
I'm now at full hit points.

4267
02:53:04,560 --> 02:53:06,560
And off, ma'am.

4268
02:53:06,560 --> 02:53:07,560
That's crazy.

4269
02:53:07,560 --> 02:53:10,560
There's so many, oh, elevator, elevator, hell yeah, there's an elevator.

4270
02:53:10,560 --> 02:53:13,560
Space dissipate resulting in this person's arm making sure.

4271
02:53:13,560 --> 02:53:14,560
Cool.

4272
02:53:14,560 --> 02:53:20,960
Um, and now that all of our magical energy and someone and so forth has kind of dropped

4273
02:53:20,960 --> 02:53:25,680
down from this place, you all get a sending spell message from Loretta, who is letting

4274
02:53:25,680 --> 02:53:29,680
you know that she is back with the imperious on our way.

4275
02:53:29,680 --> 02:53:32,680
Storm has suddenly dissipated on our way.

4276
02:53:32,680 --> 02:53:34,680
Got the body.

4277
02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:35,680
Cool.

4278
02:53:35,680 --> 02:53:45,600
Um, you and an Eba clamor your way up through the and the entire scolarium and eventually

4279
02:53:45,600 --> 02:53:47,680
make your way outside to the obelisk.

4280
02:53:47,680 --> 02:53:54,640
Um, just sort of to the outside and it looks as though there's an immediate change to the

4281
02:53:54,640 --> 02:53:56,280
scab as it was called.

4282
02:53:56,280 --> 02:54:02,200
Uh, the sort of the, the blood swampy kind of like mixture that's been around the, uh,

4283
02:54:02,200 --> 02:54:07,280
the obelisk has seemingly turned into just sort of like clear muddy, clear money fucking

4284
02:54:07,280 --> 02:54:08,280
opposite words.

4285
02:54:08,280 --> 02:54:12,920
Uh, like muddy swamp water and the plants have sort of lost a lot of their like blood

4286
02:54:12,920 --> 02:54:17,400
like tension have gone back to just sort of like a regular looking swamp.

4287
02:54:17,400 --> 02:54:18,880
That's any improvement.

4288
02:54:18,880 --> 02:54:21,520
I still don't like swamps.

4289
02:54:21,520 --> 02:54:22,520
Yep.

4290
02:54:22,520 --> 02:54:23,520
Nasty shit.

4291
02:54:23,520 --> 02:54:24,960
Nasty shit indeed.

4292
02:54:24,960 --> 02:54:29,520
Uh, Larita pulls the imperious down and lets you on the board.

4293
02:54:29,520 --> 02:54:30,520
Cool.

4294
02:54:30,520 --> 02:54:33,200
Uh, Eba, go ahead and drop the body.

4295
02:54:33,200 --> 02:54:34,200
Uh, yeah, cool.

4296
02:54:34,200 --> 02:54:40,520
Eba like walks past Larita who's just like jaw gape as she sees like Eba just walking

4297
02:54:40,520 --> 02:54:42,640
past holes in her closer torn.

4298
02:54:42,640 --> 02:54:44,600
She's like literally got two HP.

4299
02:54:44,600 --> 02:54:48,720
And then also in my head, she just puts him down and then she just fucking has this fucking

4300
02:54:48,720 --> 02:54:53,760
crazy magical weapon like all over her shoulder and then just drops the body along with the

4301
02:54:53,760 --> 02:54:56,720
weapon on one of her tables that's got like books and shit on it.

4302
02:54:56,720 --> 02:55:01,520
And then just, I'll be back and then fully just like, like a tree just falls into the

4303
02:55:01,520 --> 02:55:04,200
nearest chair and conks.

4304
02:55:04,200 --> 02:55:06,400
Uh, yeah.

4305
02:55:06,400 --> 02:55:09,000
Do you have any like clerics?

4306
02:55:09,000 --> 02:55:11,960
Also just a general tip, killing a necromancer.

4307
02:55:11,960 --> 02:55:14,000
You might want to make sure that he's dead.

4308
02:55:14,000 --> 02:55:17,680
Well, we, we entrapped him with a powerful and trapping spell.

4309
02:55:17,680 --> 02:55:20,080
So he shouldn't have been able to come back alive in the first place.

4310
02:55:20,080 --> 02:55:24,640
I don't quite understand why he's, I mean, he's dead now.

4311
02:55:24,640 --> 02:55:25,640
Oh, very.

4312
02:55:25,640 --> 02:55:26,640
Yeah.

4313
02:55:26,640 --> 02:55:27,640
No, he's, yeah, no.

4314
02:55:27,640 --> 02:55:28,640
Wow.

4315
02:55:28,640 --> 02:55:29,640
That's like really impressive.

4316
02:55:29,640 --> 02:55:30,640
Yeah.

4317
02:55:30,640 --> 02:55:31,640
I stabbed him a good couple times after he's gone.

4318
02:55:31,640 --> 02:55:36,680
Could have been like a lich or something, you know, like that's not anymore.

4319
02:55:36,680 --> 02:55:37,680
Not anymore.

4320
02:55:37,680 --> 02:55:38,680
So it would seem.

4321
02:55:38,680 --> 02:55:44,360
Um, yeah, we can get you and your, your galpow back and give her a little bit of, a little

4322
02:55:44,360 --> 02:55:47,400
bit of healing magic from one of the, one of the practicing clerics.

4323
02:55:47,400 --> 02:55:48,400
That would be wonderful.

4324
02:55:48,400 --> 02:55:49,400
Thank you.

4325
02:55:49,400 --> 02:55:51,600
Uh, some, some new clothes would also be wonderful.

4326
02:55:51,600 --> 02:55:52,960
Uh, she's a little fucked up.

4327
02:55:52,960 --> 02:55:54,360
There's a lot of.

4328
02:55:54,360 --> 02:55:58,120
There's, there's dialogue for me to read in one of the, like the opening line she says

4329
02:55:58,120 --> 02:56:00,120
is like, did you find out what caused the earthquake?

4330
02:56:00,120 --> 02:56:01,120
Cause he escaped.

4331
02:56:01,120 --> 02:56:03,080
I don't need to ask that.

4332
02:56:03,080 --> 02:56:05,080
He's dead on her fucking table.

4333
02:56:05,080 --> 02:56:06,080
Yeah.

4334
02:56:06,080 --> 02:56:08,480
I don't think we were meant to bring the body back.

4335
02:56:08,480 --> 02:56:09,480
Jesus Christ.

4336
02:56:09,480 --> 02:56:13,160
Um, yeah, that's crazy.

4337
02:56:13,160 --> 02:56:17,360
Uh, did, do you tell her anything else about anything you all saw down there about a

4338
02:56:17,360 --> 02:56:19,600
lot of any of the stuff that you picked up or?

4339
02:56:19,600 --> 02:56:24,800
Um, uh, do you, do you just like we went down there and we killed them?

4340
02:56:24,800 --> 02:56:25,800
Here he is.

4341
02:56:25,800 --> 02:56:27,360
No, I'll give her, I'll give her information.

4342
02:56:27,360 --> 02:56:32,640
Um, I'm not going to mention that we got like golden weapons from there.

4343
02:56:32,640 --> 02:56:38,120
Uh, she doesn't need to know where those came from, but, uh, yeah, just kind of going over

4344
02:56:38,120 --> 02:56:42,640
basic information and talking about, uh, the two of the gyms were broken and that is what

4345
02:56:42,640 --> 02:56:48,880
allowed him to, uh, to get out, so maybe use better glue next time.

4346
02:56:48,880 --> 02:56:50,880
I don't know.

4347
02:56:50,880 --> 02:56:58,920
Well, you, the fact, the fact that you just insinuated that we would, we would glue.

4348
02:56:58,920 --> 02:57:01,160
I don't know what y'all do.

4349
02:57:01,160 --> 02:57:04,320
Undead, powerful mage in a short car.

4350
02:57:04,320 --> 02:57:06,800
Did you not see like the glowing red gyms and?

4351
02:57:06,800 --> 02:57:09,200
Yeah, no, the two of the gyms were broken.

4352
02:57:09,200 --> 02:57:10,760
They'd come off there.

4353
02:57:10,760 --> 02:57:12,880
They were broken.

4354
02:57:12,880 --> 02:57:13,880
Yeah.

4355
02:57:13,880 --> 02:57:14,880
Okay.

4356
02:57:14,880 --> 02:57:19,520
So it seems that it may be, yeah, maybe the earthquake did knock them off their pedestal.

4357
02:57:19,520 --> 02:57:23,520
I mean, did you, did you see anything about his, his experiments?

4358
02:57:23,520 --> 02:57:28,000
Did you pick up any magical trinkets or any gear from, from down in the scolarium?

4359
02:57:28,000 --> 02:57:30,480
Uh, did we?

4360
02:57:30,480 --> 02:57:34,080
No, we didn't.

4361
02:57:34,080 --> 02:57:35,680
This genuine question is genuine.

4362
02:57:35,680 --> 02:57:37,960
Um, I mean, you have a wand of magic missile.

4363
02:57:37,960 --> 02:57:38,960
Oh.

4364
02:57:38,960 --> 02:57:42,440
It's a magical ability and Eva has a magical longsword.

4365
02:57:42,440 --> 02:57:44,520
You said that we could take the things that we found.

4366
02:57:44,520 --> 02:57:45,520
Okay.

4367
02:57:45,520 --> 02:57:46,520
Cool.

4368
02:57:46,520 --> 02:57:47,520
So you're not going to try and lie about it.

4369
02:57:47,520 --> 02:57:48,520
I was ready to roll inside or chill.

4370
02:57:48,520 --> 02:57:49,520
I mean, she can.

4371
02:57:49,520 --> 02:57:50,520
She can roll inside.

4372
02:57:50,520 --> 02:57:51,520
Go ahead.

4373
02:57:51,520 --> 02:57:52,520
Sure.

4374
02:57:52,520 --> 02:57:53,520
Let me roll deception.

4375
02:57:53,520 --> 02:57:55,520
She doesn't know a goddamn thing.

4376
02:57:55,520 --> 02:57:56,520
That's my fucking dog.

4377
02:57:56,520 --> 02:57:57,520
She rolled a five.

4378
02:57:57,520 --> 02:57:58,520
Um, cool.

4379
02:57:58,520 --> 02:57:59,520
Yeah.

4380
02:57:59,520 --> 02:58:01,960
The ring is on my hand that I'm just doing with.

4381
02:58:01,960 --> 02:58:02,960
Yeah.

4382
02:58:02,960 --> 02:58:03,960
Yeah.

4383
02:58:03,960 --> 02:58:05,360
The ring, literally, she's just like taking you at id fucking face value.

4384
02:58:05,360 --> 02:58:09,480
I mean, if you just picked up any like odds and ends as long as it doesn't have any information

4385
02:58:09,480 --> 02:58:13,480
or any, uh, I don't know, symbols of the ochre order on it, we do still want to be.

4386
02:58:13,480 --> 02:58:14,480
Oh, I give him that.

4387
02:58:14,480 --> 02:58:15,480
I give her that.

4388
02:58:15,480 --> 02:58:16,480
Or wait.

4389
02:58:16,480 --> 02:58:17,480
Dependent.

4390
02:58:17,480 --> 02:58:18,480
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

4391
02:58:18,480 --> 02:58:19,480
Can I do a check on the pendant?

4392
02:58:19,480 --> 02:58:20,480
I want to vibe.

4393
02:58:20,480 --> 02:58:21,640
I want to.

4394
02:58:21,640 --> 02:58:24,000
Not like in front of her.

4395
02:58:24,000 --> 02:58:26,120
I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.

4396
02:58:26,120 --> 02:58:28,680
Um, oh, okay.

4397
02:58:28,680 --> 02:58:30,800
That we don't have a bathroom on the airship.

4398
02:58:30,800 --> 02:58:36,000
It's not something that the imperious comes equipped with, is there anything else you'd

4399
02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:39,680
like to give me or show me or, uh, we're just really concerned.

4400
02:58:39,680 --> 02:58:42,000
You know, part of the reason that we had to seal the whole thing.

4401
02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:44,560
Is there anything in particular you're looking for?

4402
02:58:44,560 --> 02:58:49,280
If he had any kind of memorabilia on his person, it would have signified the order that he

4403
02:58:49,280 --> 02:58:54,520
was a part of or any books or, uh, magical items that might have had the sigil of the

4404
02:58:54,520 --> 02:58:55,520
ochre order on him.

4405
02:58:55,520 --> 02:58:57,040
That would be greatly appreciated.

4406
02:58:57,040 --> 02:58:58,040
Wow.

4407
02:58:58,040 --> 02:59:02,080
Well, part of the reason why we, we sealed it in the first place, if you remember my

4408
02:59:02,080 --> 02:59:08,240
monologue from earlier, was that, uh, well, we, we realized that the, the power of the

4409
02:59:08,240 --> 02:59:13,320
scolarium and the magic held within was too great to just open up to the, uh, the public.

4410
02:59:13,320 --> 02:59:18,880
And as you could see, uh, the now deceased, uh, Lord Nevermore was a great example of

4411
02:59:18,880 --> 02:59:19,880
what happened.

4412
02:59:19,880 --> 02:59:20,880
Who?

4413
02:59:20,880 --> 02:59:21,880
Not Jesus Christ, Nevermore.

4414
02:59:21,880 --> 02:59:22,880
Uh, tiresome.

4415
02:59:22,880 --> 02:59:23,880
Lord tiresome.

4416
02:59:23,880 --> 02:59:24,880
That's not even close.

4417
02:59:24,880 --> 02:59:29,440
It's a great example of what can happen when a person that knows even a little bit about

4418
02:59:29,440 --> 02:59:32,000
magic gets their hands on the knowledge of this scolarium.

4419
02:59:32,000 --> 02:59:35,440
So I'm just trying to make sure that you don't leave with any of the artifacts and that we

4420
02:59:35,440 --> 02:59:42,640
can continue to maintain a, uh, a layer of security around, you know, creating another

4421
02:59:42,640 --> 02:59:43,840
Lord Tire Sum or something.

4422
02:59:43,840 --> 02:59:45,160
I do an insight check on her.

4423
02:59:45,160 --> 02:59:46,160
Yeah.

4424
02:59:46,160 --> 02:59:49,400
I don't like the idea that anyone who can get their hands on magic.

4425
02:59:49,400 --> 02:59:50,400
Right.

4426
02:59:50,400 --> 02:59:51,400
What'd you get?

4427
02:59:51,400 --> 02:59:52,400
What'd you get?

4428
02:59:52,400 --> 02:59:53,400
Uh, I don't know.

4429
02:59:53,400 --> 02:59:55,400
What'd you get?

4430
02:59:55,400 --> 02:59:56,400
Uh, was it a nat one?

4431
02:59:56,400 --> 02:59:57,400
No.

4432
02:59:57,400 --> 02:59:58,400
Cool.

4433
02:59:58,400 --> 02:59:59,400
Uh, none.

4434
02:59:59,400 --> 03:00:00,400
None.

4435
03:00:00,400 --> 03:00:06,720
Um, you don't, what are you looking for?

4436
03:00:06,720 --> 03:00:09,680
I'm trying to figure out if this is like legit.

4437
03:00:09,680 --> 03:00:14,880
I don't, I just, I think it's weird to be like, yeah, give me any memorabilia he had.

4438
03:00:14,880 --> 03:00:18,160
Oh, um, no, there doesn't seem to be any alternative, uh, Tira Motos.

4439
03:00:18,160 --> 03:00:26,240
I mean, she's pretty upfront in terms of like, why she's, she wants the artifacts or memorabilia,

4440
03:00:26,240 --> 03:00:27,240
anything with the sigillon.

4441
03:00:27,240 --> 03:00:29,480
I mean, there's no, you don't feel on it.

4442
03:00:29,480 --> 03:00:36,360
I mean, on a nine, you don't feel like there's any ulterior intent or motivation behind what

4443
03:00:36,360 --> 03:00:40,160
she's saying.

4444
03:00:40,160 --> 03:00:44,480
Because like you get the idea that because her mother was sort of part of the order and

4445
03:00:44,480 --> 03:00:49,280
did a really, uh, like important job of keeping track of all the information and the books

4446
03:00:49,280 --> 03:00:53,440
and the artifacts, that there's also probably a deep sense of pride here as well about maintaining

4447
03:00:53,440 --> 03:00:57,000
that knowledge and keeping it within the order.

4448
03:00:57,000 --> 03:01:00,320
Uh, I saw an, I give a dependent.

4449
03:01:00,320 --> 03:01:01,320
Cool.

4450
03:01:01,320 --> 03:01:06,360
Uh, you pop over the pendant, the Rita sort of flips it over and then it has, um, it has

4451
03:01:06,360 --> 03:01:10,640
Lord tiresome Belivar engraved in the back.

4452
03:01:10,640 --> 03:01:17,520
Um, and sort of the front side is the, that bright yellow eye that is the sigill of, um,

4453
03:01:17,520 --> 03:01:20,240
yeah, the upper order.

4454
03:01:20,240 --> 03:01:23,520
I deeply appreciate you turning this over.

4455
03:01:23,520 --> 03:01:28,280
I imagine that it's very tempting to keep magical items of great power to yourself.

4456
03:01:28,280 --> 03:01:30,440
That's a great power.

4457
03:01:30,440 --> 03:01:36,240
Well, I don't necessarily know if the sit like the pendant itself, I'd have to study

4458
03:01:36,240 --> 03:01:37,840
it a little bit to figure that out.

4459
03:01:37,840 --> 03:01:42,400
But, uh, I mean, there's a chance it came off as an undead, incredibly powerful magical

4460
03:01:42,400 --> 03:01:43,400
being.

4461
03:01:43,400 --> 03:01:45,440
Some of his essence might be trapped in here.

4462
03:01:45,440 --> 03:01:46,440
I'm not quite sure.

4463
03:01:46,440 --> 03:01:49,560
I mean, he's a little bit of his essence is everywhere down there.

4464
03:01:49,560 --> 03:01:51,400
We've like, right, right.

4465
03:01:51,400 --> 03:01:56,120
But like magically it might have been, you know, he might have passed it on to dependent

4466
03:01:56,120 --> 03:02:00,920
before death or, I mean, who knows, made his or slippery tricky, especially necromancers,

4467
03:02:00,920 --> 03:02:01,920
as you can see.

4468
03:02:01,920 --> 03:02:06,200
I don't like your little, I don't like your energy.

4469
03:02:06,200 --> 03:02:08,280
I don't like her energy.

4470
03:02:08,280 --> 03:02:10,440
I really don't like her energy with mages.

4471
03:02:10,440 --> 03:02:14,880
But I tell you what, because you were honest with me and you didn't have to be, I will

4472
03:02:14,880 --> 03:02:18,920
double the amount of gold you were you and your your gal powder getting wonderful.

4473
03:02:18,920 --> 03:02:21,560
You can just call her Eva.

4474
03:02:21,560 --> 03:02:22,800
You don't have to write right.

4475
03:02:22,800 --> 03:02:23,800
Right.

4476
03:02:23,800 --> 03:02:28,880
I will double the amount of gold and you can keep the magical items that you were loaned.

4477
03:02:28,880 --> 03:02:30,880
Oh, wonderful.

4478
03:02:30,880 --> 03:02:32,880
Rock and rock.

4479
03:02:32,880 --> 03:02:33,880
Yeah.

4480
03:02:33,880 --> 03:02:34,880
Wonderful.

4481
03:02:34,880 --> 03:02:36,880
Just the rock.

4482
03:02:36,880 --> 03:02:39,480
Nice having a rock.

4483
03:02:39,480 --> 03:02:41,480
That's crazy, man.

4484
03:02:41,480 --> 03:02:43,720
Cool.

4485
03:02:43,720 --> 03:02:45,640
That is pretty much it for the one shot.

4486
03:02:45,640 --> 03:02:46,640
All right.

4487
03:02:46,640 --> 03:02:49,160
Well, I'm going to go retire with my gal pill.

4488
03:02:49,160 --> 03:02:50,160
Yeah.

4489
03:02:50,160 --> 03:02:54,960
You and you and Eva, after Eva wakes up, you've used the bathroom.

4490
03:02:54,960 --> 03:02:59,280
You and Eva head off presumably to the next place wherever that might be.

4491
03:02:59,280 --> 03:03:05,680
Thank you all for tuning in to our first and certainly not our last actual play.

4492
03:03:05,680 --> 03:03:07,000
It might come out in two parts.

4493
03:03:07,000 --> 03:03:08,520
It might come out in three.

4494
03:03:08,520 --> 03:03:09,520
Not sure.

4495
03:03:09,520 --> 03:03:12,400
It took us roughly about four and a half hours to record the whole thing.

4496
03:03:12,400 --> 03:03:16,000
So it just depends on how I want to split things up when I have to edit this fucking

4497
03:03:16,000 --> 03:03:17,600
monster of an episode.

4498
03:03:17,600 --> 03:03:18,600
Yeah.

4499
03:03:18,600 --> 03:03:23,040
But you hopefully should get it eventually on this Thursday.

4500
03:03:23,040 --> 03:03:27,640
So I look forward to seeing you all back for the beginning of season two, where hopefully

4501
03:03:27,640 --> 03:03:32,840
we will have visual and audio equipment so that you can not only listen, but watch along.

4502
03:03:32,840 --> 03:03:34,280
And you can see our wonderful faces.

4503
03:03:34,280 --> 03:03:37,280
I roll like four natural 20s in a row for enemies.

4504
03:03:37,280 --> 03:03:38,280
Yeah.

4505
03:03:38,280 --> 03:03:39,280
My saving throws, though.

4506
03:03:39,280 --> 03:03:40,280
That was clutch.

4507
03:03:40,280 --> 03:03:42,520
And then you'll see me launch myself across the table and beat the shit out of Robert

4508
03:03:42,520 --> 03:03:43,520
on camera.

4509
03:03:43,520 --> 03:03:44,520
Yeah.

4510
03:03:44,520 --> 03:03:45,520
True fact.

4511
03:03:45,520 --> 03:03:48,880
Thank you all so much for listening and supporting this season.

4512
03:03:48,880 --> 03:03:51,680
We really appreciate everything that you guys do for us.

4513
03:03:51,680 --> 03:03:52,680
Awesome.

4514
03:03:52,680 --> 03:03:54,160
We will see you guys next time.

4515
03:03:54,160 --> 03:03:55,160
Bye-bye.

4516
03:03:55,160 --> 03:03:58,240
See you next Thursday.