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Hello players who do to scheduling conflicts, haven't played D&D in a month and a half.

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And DMs who create so many NPCs that they can't wait to play as a player, but will never actually get there because like all other DMs, you are stuck in an endless loop forever.

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Always. Welcome back to Table Talk, I'm Maddie.

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And I'm Robert.

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What are we doing today, Robert?

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We are on our 20th episode, so we are doing something a little special.

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We've done one instance of kind of an actual play for our...

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An almost play.

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Yeah, an almost play for our how combat works where I ran like a quarter of a quarter of one little piece of a one shot that I found online.

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I did mention the name of that, I don't know what it is off the top of my head, but if you all go back and listen to the episode, shout out Table Talk, you'll be able to figure out what that is.

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So today, we are going to get through as much of a one shot out of a book that was gifted to me for my birthday by one of my wonderful players and roommates called the Game Master's Book of Traps, Puzzles in Dungeons by Jeff Ashworth.

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It has three one shot adventures, a ridiculous amount of traps, puzzles, dungeons, just like the name suggests, that are all fantastic.

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And so today, and probably another episode because I doubt we'll be able to make it all the way through this one shot, we are going to go through the Spire and the Scab, an adventure by Jasmine, Bull Har, I hope I'm pronouncing that right, suitable for levels one through five.

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Who knows, maybe it's going to end on a cliffhanger because this is the season finale of season one of Table Talk.

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You've stayed with us, hopefully, for 20 episodes now.

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Thank you all so much for listening. Season two is going to be super, super exciting.

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We're going to be starting that process soon and we've got some really, really fun surprises and new things in store.

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So I can't wait for you all to be able to listen and tune into that.

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Wonderful. Are we ready to hop into things?

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I think so.

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Fantastic. I'll do a little bit of landscape narration to kind of bring everybody back into scene.

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Previous to this, just so everyone's kind of on the same page as us, I did read some of the background in the adventure information out loud just so that Madison would be a little bit more on my level in terms of information just because it helps going into a one shot, knowing a little bit more.

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Whereas if you're like an established party, this is just like something you're inserting into a campaign for like a fun session.

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It's usually a little easier to walk into things blind, but because we're just kind of hopping in, she knows a little bit more about the background of the one shot than you all will know.

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But regardless, we're going to play it like we normally would.

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And like we've mentioned before, when talking to your DM when you're making a character to play in something, that's something that's pretty important.

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And with a one shot of this nature, that doesn't really exist.

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This wasn't a character who was made for the specific world or with this world in mind. So that is why I kind of cheated and was like, hey, what setting are we in?

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Because I don't want to take all combat spells if we're going to be in a city where I don't need to use any of those.

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Like there's not going to be any combat or I don't want to take...

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So I need campfire.

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Yeah, am I going to have to be able to like rough it in the woods or are we going to be in a city?

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That kind of information.

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Yeah, so part of our sort of pre-recording conversation then was figuring out what exactly she would need as a player.

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But because it's difficult to get through a one shot as an individual player, I will technically be joining her as like a primary NPC.

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So I will be both DM and kind of like a co-player just so that way we can get through the one shot in a slightly more timely manner.

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So I will be bouncing back and forth and having conversations with myself, but I'll probably put most of the conversations on Madison so I don't have to do that.

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Because I don't like doing that.

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Listen, Spara's a 20 charisma, so she'll be the face of the party anyway.

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Eva's got eight.

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Eight?

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She's got eight.

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Wow.

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I mean she's got pretty great stats all around the bar.

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She's got a 16 strength, 15 dexterity, 14 constitution, 12 intelligence, 10 wisdom.

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Well if we're bragging about our stats, Spara, who is the care...

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Both of these characters are the ones we made during the character sheets and shit example, by the way.

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I'm working with a 12 in strength, a 14 in dex, a 13 in constitution, a 15 in intelligence, a 13 in wisdom, and a 20 in charisma.

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These are level three characters.

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Sanity dude.

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Absolutely insane.

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She's pretty well rounded.

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All things considered.

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She is.

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That's crazy.

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A 13...yeah, nothing below a 13.

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Or a 12.

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Nothing below a 12.

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That's wild.

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I rolled really well.

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I was...

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Oh, it's because we did point buy for yours.

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We did the significantly shittier option for Aiba, which is why I have a fucking eight, because I placed that in a place where I knew I was going to have a pretty negative charisma modifier.

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So it'll also help to give you all some background on the characters we're playing.

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It would be much easier to just tell you all to go watch the other episode of Table Talk.

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You totally should.

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It's a really cool podcast.

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Where we do a Marshall character build and a Magical character build.

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But I'll give you a little bit of background on the character that I'll be playing.

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Her name is Aiba.

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She's a female Goliath.

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She's young-ish, Goliath, or kind of aged in a similar-ish way to humans.

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So think of her kind of like in her early to mid-20s.

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She is a little bit more human looking than a lot of the others.

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She has a more military background.

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So kind of like an army-ish background sort of deal.

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And she is on the run from her sort of previous homeland.

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After straight up assassinating a military opponent who she greatly disagreed with and believed to be a liar.

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She uses a bow and arrow.

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That's her primary thing.

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Because she has made to mimic Abby from The Last of Us 2 who is primarily ranged combat.

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And I'm going to be playing Sparrow.

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She is a tiefling, bloodline of Asmodeus, a wild magic sorcerer.

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She is a very Robin Hood type character.

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Hence the name Sparrow.

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Very a like never tell me the odds.

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Like I'm trying to channel my best Han Solo here.

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Steals from the Ridge, Gives to the Poor, Pickpocket, Straight Up Criminal, Kleptomaniac.

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All those good things.

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Kleptomaniac is crazy.

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Stole something and definitely wants to steal it back.

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And someone is 100% in prison for a crime that she committed.

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So she is also kind of on the lam, on the run, causing problems.

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She is adorable.

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She has pink skin and black hair and is very, very colorful in her clothes.

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And has like a bunch of tattoos and stuff.

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And big old horns.

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Yeah, I guess so we're doing physical descriptions.

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Eva, I used being our generator and I kept putting in Abby from The Last of Us but as a Goliath.

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And it only knows that Ellie exists.

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Who's the other female protagonist.

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So I have a very Ellie looking Goliath.

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She is blue in the face.

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She's got the traditional sort of black Goliath marks, almost look like streaking mascara under her eyes.

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She's also got two large horns that kind of curl up.

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She's got a top knot and is wearing more kind of like military winter e-garb.

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And her skin pattern is very much like Avatar, like blue people Avatar.

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Which is cool.

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I fucking love that.

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Goddamn sci-fi series man.

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One of my favorite of all time.

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Anyways, that's what Eva looks like.

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And the name is just Abby backwards.

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Yeah, we're so creative.

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Yeah, I didn't put a whole lot into that.

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We got like really like, oh, first 50 specs.

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This can't get over the difference in fucking point buy versus roll.

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Yeah, point buy versus roll is crazy.

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Like there's no reason for you to ever do point buy.

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I mean, if you do point buy and you cheat it and you give yourself more points than you should.

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No, I guess that's valid.

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And I guess depending on how strict your DM is during your character creation process, you could also roll fucking terrible.

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Oh, for fucking sure.

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Anyways, we're going to go and hop into one shot.

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So I'm going to do a little bit of environmental narration.

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Jesus, it's kind of hard to just go from podcasting mode into like narration.

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So Eva and Sparrow are sort of walking through a wintery storm.

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We didn't really establish before this how they met or why they're traveling together other than they're both kind of on the run.

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We just kind of assumed that it was probably a mutual, hey, you're running from the loss.

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So am I.

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They met in a prison cell.

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They were both thrown into the same prison cell in some random town.

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And are both is trying to get as far away as possible from wherever point A was.

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So they're stopping in this little appellation ski mountain town very like.

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Shout out Appalachia.

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Shout out like Gallenburg.

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If any of you have been there, I know what Gallenburg is like, so this is more of like medieval fantasy kind of Gallenburg kind of town.

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So yeah, Eva and Sparrow are walking through this sort of bad wintery mix, very similar to what we're experiencing all over the U.S. right now.

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And happen upon this sort of picture-esque Appalachian fantasy looking town has a large sort of dark ominous looking spire made out of solid purple crystal off in the distance with three large buildings,

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one of which has this giant cheese wheel like made out of some sort of like bronze gold on the top.

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And it says, oh, what is the name of it?

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I just had it.

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It's literally a name.

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It's a fondue place.

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Oh, the melting.

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The melted muse.

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The melted muse.

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So it's like a melted cheese wheel.

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They're famous for fondue.

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And so that is like the McDonald's M, like the beacon in the middle of the light is this giant basically walking along what I've been visioning is like the fantasy equivalent of like the highway.

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And I'm like, exit here.

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There's food.

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Pretty much.

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Just like this giant wooden sign.

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A rickety that has like gold painted letters.

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It says the melted muse best fondue you've never had.

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A fondue place is fucking crazy.

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And the middle of fucking nowhere in the fantasy is crazy.

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Just like somewhere on the sort coast.

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There's just a fucking fondue place.

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I love that so much.

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Cool.

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Wonderful.

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What does well, what do you spare on Eve?

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I'll go and let you take the lead and then play off of you.

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I guess because it wants to get in my head.

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This is like just it's fucking stretch like dirt road highway.

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And then you just see in the lights fucking melt.

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Sparkling melted cheese.

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Well, I have been walking for two goddamn long.

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So I'm saying we take a detour.

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I would agree.

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Cool.

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Glad we're on the same page.

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I've never seen a bronze cheese wheel.

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What?

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Bronze cheese wheel.

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And then like points to the large cheese wheel.

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It's like melted on the top of the building.

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No, you know, I don't think I have.

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I'm honestly quite confused because I expected there to be like an in or something.

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I think that might be the in.

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That's cheese, Eva.

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Well, you eat cheese and in, no?

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I mean, I suppose you could, but.

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So let's go see if they have cheese.

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Let's go get some fucking cheese.

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I get you and sparrow off.

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As you approach the melted muse, it says sort of very proudly and large again, like almost painted gold bronze letters.

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Like trying to look a lot more fancy than it actually is.

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You stamps going to read description for the book because I don't want to short the book itself in terms of the pretty verbiage it gives us.

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You stay.

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You all stand at the entrance to the melted muse Valnoya or it says the melted muse famous fondue writer.

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Famous fondue restaurant of Valnoya.

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Famed fondue pub known far and wide for its massive cauldron of piping hot cheese.

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The sound of merriment floating through the emerald green doors which have been thrown open in the spirit of hospitality.

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Filling the street with the alluring smell, freshly melted cheese.

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Oh Lord, that is certainly a scent.

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Jeez.

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Fucking Eva, just like yells cheese, throws caution to the wind and like dashes forward.

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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Tara's going to run after.

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Towering over this tavern is the town's most pristine building, a record hall known as the Scalarium.

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It's glass-dumbed roof glivering in, well it's not sunlight because I said it in the evening, but what the fuck ever.

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Even here on the highest hill in town, the fog weekly cleans around your ankles from cascading down the cobbling streets and flooding the stone workhouses below as it billows into the valley.

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You can barely make out the tops of the tallest conifers defiantly towering above the ethereal sea of fog standing boldly against the line of mountains behind.

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Pretty picturesque.

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Pretty picturesque indeed.

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See if there's anything else in this absolutely beautiful description that is useful for this.

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I'll say can I do a perception check?

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Give me a perception check.

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Eva won't go ahead and do a perception check as well.

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Hell yes.

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That was a, well I rolled an 18, let's see what I add. Oh I had a 1 to my perception because I'm dumb as shit.

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A 19.

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I got a 16 I think?

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Oh no, no she's perceptive. I had a 2 because I took perception as a, it's a proficiency. So I got a 17. You got a 19?

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Yes.

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Wonderful.

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Um, oh this is important.

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So the writers you are about to sort of taking your surroundings right before Eva and Sparrow begin looking around before jumping straight forward into the doors wide open melted cheese melted mues.

227
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As you begin to put two and two together you feel it. The ground begins to shudder beneath your feet with stomach turning grown.

228
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,000
You start to see the beginnings of a crack forming between the cobblestones neatly aligned ahead of you.

229
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

230
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000
So perfect time for that perception check.

231
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:09,000
So a large, a, a, um, localized, what appears to be localized earthquake is now beginning to impact the entire town.

232
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Um, and on a 17 and a 19 both Eva and Sparrow notice that the large wooden sign that says the melted mues, uh, we are fond doing it.

233
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Oh my god.

234
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000
How the fuck did you leave that out?

235
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:29,000
I just now read it, uh, is about to collapse on an oblivious tourist who's looking around the town.

236
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:35,000
A number of fire guard are also trying to direct people away from the buildings which are rapidly beginning to fall to pieces.

237
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Uh, and the glass dome roof of the Scalarium opens releasing an ornate.

238
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
What the fuck.

239
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Magenta and gold gilded zeppelin into the air. The words imperious and blaze on the side.

240
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Fucking pardon me.

241
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000
But it is soon striked by a falling tree limiting its flight.

242
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Oh Jesus Christ. Did you say there was a passerby under the sun that's about to fall?

243
00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000
A passerby under the fucking the melted muse where fond doing it.

244
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Well, I would love to swing over and grab the person that's about to fall and slide like do like a really cool like slide out of the way, pull him out of the way.

245
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Wonderful. Um, let's see if there's any particular check for this.

246
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Alright, just give me a, give me an athletics check.

247
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Yeah, cause I'm so good at those.

248
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Or dexterity, whichever one you prefer.

249
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000
I'm going to use, hang on, I've got fucking something cause I rolled.

250
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
You've got to shove you out of the way.

251
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
I rolled a nat one.

252
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Holy shit.

253
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000
But I'm going to go ahead and use my tides of chaos, which I get from Wild Magic Sorcerer.

254
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
That's crazy.

255
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000
So I can gain advantage on an attack roll, ability check or saving throw.

256
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Holy shit, dude.

257
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Cause Jesus Christ.

258
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Oh my, are you shitting me?

259
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
You're on the nat one.

260
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
I rolled another nat one.

261
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000
I'm going to roll a perception check on behalf of Eva to see if she knows.

262
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
What does this look like?

263
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Is you, oh my God, I think as sparrow goes to like bolt after this person, I think sparrow starts running and then the heel of her shoe gets like caught in the ground.

264
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
It's fucking, she like goes down like one heel is down.

265
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
She's definitely wearing heel boots.

266
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Two nat ones is crazy.

267
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:20,000
And so she's like stumbling and hobbling and then the other one fucking breaks and she at this point, two nat ones.

268
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Eva's going to, so I just rolled perception on behalf of Eva to notice to see if she's going to notice your stumbles.

269
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
She does.

270
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
So she's going to, two nat ones.

271
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I think I died.

272
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000
She's going to roll an athletic check to see if she can sort of shove ahead of you.

273
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
She has a plus five to athletic.

274
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000
So I'm going to just call it DC 10.

275
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000
What, what is helping you in this instance going to do?

276
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I, well, I got two nat ones.

277
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
I feel like I'm about to eat shit.

278
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Cool.

279
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
She got exactly a 10.

280
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:53,000
So Eva seeing you get your heel caught in the cobblestone sort of walk away that is just fucking crazy.

281
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Opened up.

282
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I'm going to roll a d four for bludgeoning damage.

283
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Yeah.

284
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Sparrow eats shit.

285
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Just one.

286
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
You take one bludgeoning damage.

287
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Eva strides ahead of her like six foot five lanky Goliath self military training fully kicks in and sees a civilian in danger.

288
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
And just like tackles this person to the ground.

289
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
She's like easily two heads taller than this person.

290
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000
So it looks like she's just like tackling a just like a small child, fully normal sized person.

291
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,000
She just like decks her to the ground and the sign falls doesn't hit anybody.

292
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Sparrow is fucking face down in the cobblestone.

293
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Funny you should say that.

294
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I'm going to roll a d six to see what else is happening in town.

295
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Four.

296
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
What the fuck is a conifer?

297
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Do you know what a conifer is?

298
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Let me look that up.

299
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Can you, can you, can you get the word?

300
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I don't know what the fuck a conifer is.

301
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
How do you spell it?

302
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
C O N I F E R.

303
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Okay.

304
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
So I was right.

305
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Well, it's a conifers are a plant.

306
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
It says a towering conifer.

307
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Yeah.

308
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Oh, it's a tree.

309
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Oh, trees.

310
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I was about to say conifer.

311
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,000
It's a it's kind of like a it's an evergreen tree.

312
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
It's one of these.

313
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Oh, it's like we're in a mountain town.

314
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
We're in like the pine tree kind of things.

315
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Yeah.

316
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Yeah.

317
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:17,000
So, so a towering conifer begins to crack with a sounding smack as the sort of as the

318
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,000
bottom just fully begins to splinter and begins to fall towards the pony stables beneath

319
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
it.

320
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
There's fucking ponies here.

321
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:30,000
A single groom struggles with a stubborn shire named tubs.

322
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Tears rolling down his cheeks in exasperation as he cannot get the horse to move.

323
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Okay.

324
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000
So I'm gonna take my shoes off and because those are not going well for me and I'll head

325
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
that way to try and help.

326
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
That's gonna take your shoes off.

327
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yeah.

328
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Cool.

329
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah.

330
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Just ditch the shoes and find them.

331
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Yeah.

332
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
At this point.

333
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Fucking barefoot.

334
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I'm gonna say that without the shoes given the earthquake, we're gonna call it difficult

335
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
to ring.

336
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Give me just give me a flat deck check.

337
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:02,000
We'll call it 10 to see if you can move quick enough without what'd you get 19.

338
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh yeah.

339
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
You're sick.

340
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
I'm like flooring it on this cobblestone.

341
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
This shit is my terrain.

342
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I'm from the mountains.

343
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
It's cracking up.

344
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Wonderful.

345
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Give me either an animal handling check or a athletics check please.

346
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,400
Neither of those are good.

347
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,000
One is to forcibly move the horse out of the way and the second is to...

348
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I believe what I just fucking rolled.

349
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,800
Ladies and gentlemen, that is my third nap one.

350
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,600
I'm about to eat this dice.

351
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600
I'm gonna roll.

352
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,600
Okay.

353
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,760
It said that okay for tides of chaos it says your DM can allow you to do it again as long

354
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,240
as you roll a wild magic surge first.

355
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,000
Can I roll a wild magic surge and roll tides of chaos again?

356
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,600
Try and fix this fucker.

357
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600
Nat 20.

358
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
Yep.

359
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,600
That doesn't do it.

360
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,600
Cool.

361
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,600
I'm gonna roll.

362
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,600
Are you gonna let me roll again?

363
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,600
I'm gonna roll an athletics check on behalf of Eva to see if Eva can once again save the

364
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,600
day.

365
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:05,760
She needs to get a 15 or higher to cover the distancing as she's currently on the floor

366
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,640
with this random woman.

367
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,600
What is Sparrow doing at this point?

368
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,200
Sparrow is fucking stumbling.

369
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,600
Like Sparrow is like stumbling around.

370
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,080
I mean there's an earthquake happening.

371
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,360
It's not like she's...

372
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,600
She just looks like a fool.

373
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:21,240
I mean like the floor is literally like breaking up around her as she is just like trying to

374
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,600
get from stone to stone.

375
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600
Okay.

376
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600
Yeah.

377
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
I'm on the fucking struggle bus.

378
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600
Cool.

379
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600
Eva rolled a 19.

380
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,800
She's going to get up in bolt in that direction.

381
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,200
I'm about to fat Eva.

382
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,600
I have zero in animal handling for Eva but I have for a strength check.

383
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,520
If it's raw strength I have a plus three.

384
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,920
So let's see what Eva gets.

385
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,200
She needs to get a 12 or higher to get the horse moving.

386
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,200
She got a 16.

387
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:50,400
Eva is going to just basically fully like check the woman on the ground.

388
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,880
She's like have a good day and then just gets up, fucking bolts, sees you on the ground

389
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,600
and goes there's no time to lose Sparrow.

390
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,600
Why you on the floor?

391
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,440
I'm fucking dying I think.

392
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,240
And just runs past you and instead of like trying to like pull the horse fully just

393
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:09,800
like gets her shoulder ready and just shoulder checks the horse out of the way of the tree.

394
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,800
Eva.

395
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,800
Eva.

396
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,920
And like with her other hand like shoves like the...

397
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,360
Oh my god like the handler just out of the way in the back falls on top of the horse

398
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,360
and the conifer falls right in between them.

399
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,920
We've talked about this.

400
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,840
Things for asking a final game.

401
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,280
You're fine.

402
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,800
I am now.

403
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,800
Okay.

404
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,440
Jesus Christ.

405
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,440
Is there any...

406
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440
Can I...

407
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440
Okay.

408
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,440
Holy shit.

409
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,440
That's crazy.

410
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440
Maddie to Robert.

411
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,280
Can you help me the fuck out?

412
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,600
Because I'm dying I think.

413
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,160
What would you like me to help you with?

414
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,200
Is there something I can do?

415
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,800
Is there anything else I notice?

416
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,000
Are there people running around?

417
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,080
After 20 charisma score you could probably try to help direct people like away from buildings

418
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,560
and like help direct tourists to safer places.

419
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,560
Okay.

420
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,280
You just want to give me like a persuasion check?

421
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280
Yeah.

422
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,880
I'll thaumaturgy and like try to yell the best I can.

423
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,880
Advantage then.

424
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,880
Why not?

425
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,720
Make like a giant hand like pointing one way.

426
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,720
Madison.

427
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720
First was two.

428
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,720
What?

429
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,720
Are you shitting me?

430
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720
I rolled another nat one.

431
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720
Is that your fourth nat one?

432
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,720
This is my fourth nat one.

433
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:26,720
I don't know what's happening.

434
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:37,320
Anyway, well I mean with the two that's going to be, I've got a plus seven.

435
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,280
So it's a nine.

436
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,000
Which isn't the worst thing in the world.

437
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
So what happens?

438
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:48,600
I think spare is just at this point with a nine is still laying on the fucking ground.

439
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,480
Just be like, all right everybody away from tall buildings, come out into the center,

440
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,040
cover your hands over the soft part of your neck.

441
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,040
It'll be fine.

442
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:03,160
Just breathe, leave all belongings, get out in the middle.

443
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,040
Wonderful.

444
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:11,160
On a nine, not a lot of the tourists clearly like don't speak common and so they just kind

445
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,920
of look at you more confused than anything but like the little, it seems like the people

446
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,440
of the, it sounds like the people of the town.

447
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,280
But the town or seems like the people of the town at least most of them speak common so

448
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,480
you get quite a few people away from buildings but not too many people.

449
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,040
I think I need to throw these guys away.

450
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,440
You need to throw that one in particular away.

451
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,440
That was crazy.

452
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,840
That was nuts.

453
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,160
Four nat ones is nuts.

454
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,640
Okay, we're going to move on to the next thing.

455
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:43,800
Chaos continues to unfold around both Sparrow and Eba even as the tremors begin to subside.

456
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,520
Screams emanate from within the melted muses.

457
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:51,320
You watch the massive cauldron that holds an untold amount of melted cheese toppling

458
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,360
off the wood fire stove that keeps it bubbling.

459
00:23:54,360 --> 00:24:03,760
The hot gooey cheese rushes towards the door in the rest of the patrons at breakneck speed.

460
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,960
Fallen buildings and debris block your path on either side or I guess into the building

461
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,200
as the gloppy scalding cheese surges closer.

462
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,360
And I try to use mage hands to keep the pot of cheese in place.

463
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,600
Yeah, give me an arcana check.

464
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,520
We'll call it DC 15.

465
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,760
Nat 20.

466
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,760
Holy fuck.

467
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,760
Jesus.

468
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,120
Sparrow is a girl of extremes.

469
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,360
Okay.

470
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,160
So wow.

471
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,720
What does this look like?

472
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,680
I think her mage hand is definitely like it's I'm going to steal this a little bit from

473
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,120
the new season of fantasy high.

474
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,840
It's got like really pretty decorative rings on it.

475
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:53,040
Perfectly manicured nails somehow despite the fact that she's on the run.

476
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,600
And it's just it's fucking pink.

477
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,040
Same as her.

478
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,400
And it's big enough that it just holds the giant pot in its hand.

479
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,800
Oh, wow.

480
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,120
Like just is palming it and then it sets it on the ground.

481
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120
Wonderful.

482
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:14,640
So as you, yeah, as sparrow just fucking still laying on the ground failure after failure

483
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:21,680
after failure after failure, sparrow eventually kicks it into gear and seeing the giant pot

484
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:27,240
of molten hot cheese manages to grab it and set it firmly back on its pedestal.

485
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,280
But unfortunately that does not stop some of the cheese from spilling out as the earthquake

486
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,000
rocks the entire building and some of it begins rushing towards the entrance.

487
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,200
Wait, how much of the how much of this fucking cheese is there?

488
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Okay.

489
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,760
So let's let's think about this.

490
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,680
This pot of cheese is meant to basically feed like a whole town and then all of the tourists

491
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,000
is like a giant.

492
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,160
This is like a whole dread.

493
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:59,240
Yeah, like a huge like giant size like witches cauldron of hot molten cheese like the size

494
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240
of a hot tub.

495
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240
Yeah.

496
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,960
Like a little bigger probably like the way I'm imagining is like you got to get like

497
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,120
a small ladder next to the side of it.

498
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,120
Okay.

499
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120
Get up and stir.

500
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,120
Okay.

501
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120
Yeah.

502
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:14,160
So it rocks back and forth and some of it still spills, but you save most of the patrons

503
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,520
as the hot molten cheese begins rushing towards Eba and sparrow.

504
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:23,560
A rope suddenly appears behind the both of you and a small mousy woman begins to shout

505
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,800
down at you from the zeppelin by the way.

506
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:31,200
It's sanity that has just left the scolarium and a woman shouts the imperious can for the

507
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,000
life bar, but she's safer than a hot cheesebeth.

508
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,480
All right.

509
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,480
Everybody on the ropes.

510
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,480
That's so funny.

511
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,240
The first thing it says is that she's going to insist that the party climb the rope as

512
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,480
if nobody would climb the rope.

513
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,480
That's insanity.

514
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480
Like it.

515
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,400
The description of this obstacle basically reads is that like it's an option to climb

516
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,520
the rope, but that maybe the party wouldn't.

517
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Oh, that's interesting.

518
00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:00,240
But if it's between me, a cliff and like a pot of cheese, a giant melted pot of cheese.

519
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,240
Like I'm taking the rope.

520
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,240
I'm taking the rope.

521
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240
I'm taking the rope.

522
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,480
I would like sparrows would like to get other people up first.

523
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,480
Okay.

524
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,320
So it says that, yeah, okay, we'll do that.

525
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,680
So we'll call it, I'll tell you what, since you're already using Mage Hand and dexterity

526
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,160
checks don't seem to be sparrows thing, we will do another arcana check with Mage Hand.

527
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,680
No checks seem to be sparrows thing.

528
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,440
We'll call it DC 15 to move people out of the way fast enough that like you're not in

529
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,200
danger and then I'm going to roll a DC 15 athletics check.

530
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,200
Oh, sick.

531
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,200
Yeah, you're golden.

532
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,840
I'm going to roll a DC 15 athletics check on Eva's.

533
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,880
I better get four fucking Nat 20s.

534
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,880
Oh my God.

535
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,880
Eva rolls a fucking eight.

536
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,880
Jesus.

537
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,360
Eva, get it the fuck together.

538
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:46,440
Eva throws absolutely all caution to the wind and basically bolts like darts in through

539
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:52,480
the doors of the melted muse and begins like grabbing patrons and then throwing them towards

540
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,480
the front.

541
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,480
Eva, people skills, gentle.

542
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,680
Right is like the melted cheese begins to like lick at her boots.

543
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,400
I mean, you're on a Nat 20s, so I mean, do what the fuck you want.

544
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,920
Yeah, I think I'm just going to continue like shouting directions at this point.

545
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,920
I've got Mage Hand that's also like pointing to the rope.

546
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:14,400
Mage Hand's going one keeping the pot in bay like like bringing it's very light.

547
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,320
It's it this shit is like on lock.

548
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,560
It's like a line at Disney.

549
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,240
It is like everything is perfectly like no matter where you go, somehow there's a hand

550
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,160
point in the direction that you need to go.

551
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,560
And it's just ushered as many people up the rope as possible if there's people who can't

552
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,520
climb using a Mage Hand to kind of boost them up.

553
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520
Yeah, sick.

554
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,760
Eva's just going to make a really quick dexterity saving throw to see if she gets caught in

555
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,760
the cheese.

556
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,760
Jesus Christ.

557
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,760
We'll call it DC 10.

558
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,560
I think she what does she have?

559
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,560
She is like a plus two, I think to this.

560
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,760
Oh, no, yes, she is.

561
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,760
Plus two.

562
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,320
Oh, Jesus Christ, Eva.

563
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,480
She got an eight.

564
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,960
I'll deal with her in a minute.

565
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,960
Okay.

566
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,440
She's going to climb up the rope.

567
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,360
Yeah, most of the Batrens have either made it outside and to a safer area or climbing

568
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360
up the rope.

569
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,520
You watch as Eva like grabbing one last person like scoops them up with her arm and then

570
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,240
throws them towards the door like that.

571
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,240
Stop fooling people.

572
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,960
Yeah, she's fully just like one hay like one arming just lifting people up and throwing

573
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,240
them towards the door.

574
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,920
And right as she's about to like sprint towards forward to grab the rope with you, you watch

575
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:23,960
as a giant glob of hot, malted cheese basically like lurches out from the rest of it and then

576
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,600
like fully sticks in the back of her boots.

577
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:33,640
She's going to take 2D4 fire damage as she cries out in pain as this molten cheese begins

578
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,640
to burn her feet.

579
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,600
Can I use a dagger to cut her shoes off her?

580
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
That's crazy.

581
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,600
You can.

582
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,680
Yeah, if that's what you want to do, you can also just take an action to remove her from

583
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680
the cheese if you like.

584
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,800
I want to look cool while I do this.

585
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Sure.

586
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,880
I think she's only going to take 4 damage, but that's also going to bring her to 5 health.

587
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Jesus Christ.

588
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,160
Yeah, we're level 3 dog.

589
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,240
We're level 3.

590
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,560
We are not doing a whole lot.

591
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,160
Oh, wait a minute.

592
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160
I have 31 health.

593
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,680
I didn't heal from our last fucking combat encounter.

594
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680
Oh, shit.

595
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
I'm cruising.

596
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,680
I'm at 27.

597
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,560
I was about to say, I'm at 18.

598
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,120
You start going to work with this knife like basically sawing off like the backs of her

599
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,840
boots and she fully like scoops you up as you're in the middle of doing that once her

600
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840
legs are free.

601
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840
I was doing something.

602
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,840
And like runs towards the rope.

603
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:28,240
Can I get a DC12 athletics check, please, to grab onto the rope?

604
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,240
15.

605
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240
Nat 1.

606
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,240
God damn.

607
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:38,320
I want you all to know who we're listening.

608
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,960
We tried to record an episode last night and it was so bad.

609
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,320
We were just doing puzzles and it was, we were like, we got to scrap it.

610
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,320
We got to do another.

611
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,760
Hopefully today we'll go better.

612
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,360
The amount of natural ones.

613
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,400
That means the most Nat 1's I've had in less than an hour.

614
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,400
This is crazy.

615
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400
At any table.

616
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,400
Cool.

617
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,400
Yeah.

618
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,600
Eva runs forward like kind of carrying you down that you've cut her free.

619
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,160
We're both about to eat shit.

620
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,040
And then, no, she's chilling.

621
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,480
You're fine.

622
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,080
So basically like you all, she sets you down and then you're both about to grab the rope

623
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,800
and then like another tremor like hits the ground and he was fully like thrown backwards

624
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,560
off her footing right as you grab a hold of the rope with one hand.

625
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,560
Jesus Christ.

626
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,120
How healthy are you?

627
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,080
Is that a genuine question?

628
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,080
Very.

629
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Cool.

630
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
Lightning lower.

631
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,080
Wow.

632
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,160
I'm just going to choose to fail it.

633
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,160
Yeah.

634
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,160
Cool.

635
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160
I'm so sorry.

636
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,160
You are going to take 1d8 lightning damage.

637
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,680
But you still have to roll to hit me or is this a roll that I would have to make?

638
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,680
Target must exceeding a strength saving throw or be pulled.

639
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,680
Yeah.

640
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,680
I'm going to choose to fail.

641
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,280
So for those listening, just because this is like a how to D&D podcast, you can choose

642
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,520
to fail certain saving throws.

643
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:55,920
In this instance, I could roll the like I could throw the save like I could roll it,

644
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,080
but then if I pass it, then like this whole thing doesn't work.

645
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,080
Yeah.

646
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,000
But like if I know that like passing or sorry, if I know that failing a check is going to

647
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,040
be more beneficial for me, then like I'm just, you can choose to fail that.

648
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,680
Like there's no reason for Eba to physically struggle against this if it's going to bring

649
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,680
her forward.

650
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,680
Yeah.

651
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,040
So the spell lightning lower is a one action.

652
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,320
It is a radius of self 15 feet.

653
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,040
You create a lash of lightning energy that strikes out at one creature of your choice.

654
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,680
You can see within 15 feet, target must exceeding a strength saving throw or be pulled up to

655
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,240
10 feet in a straight line towards you and then take 1d8 lightning damage.

656
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,120
It is within five feet of you.

657
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:39,920
I'm using this kind of as non intentional purpose, which is as a literal lasso just to pull someone

658
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920
forward.

659
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,920
However, she is going to take seven damage.

660
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,920
Okay.

661
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,920
We're chilling.

662
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,920
We're still at 20 hill.

663
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,920
Cool.

664
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,920
We are totally fine.

665
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,920
Hopefully we can take a nap on this fucking.

666
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Yeah.

667
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
I'm sure we can.

668
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,920
Wonderful.

669
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,200
You Yankee before with a bit of cool lightning magic and then is just enough to sort of

670
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,640
get one of her large hands around the rope.

671
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,440
She begins climbing herself up as the imperious begins flying off.

672
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,200
Fuck my shoes.

673
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200
You are both jealous.

674
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:13,880
Go ahead and give me a perception check as you start to get sort of a Berseye view of

675
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,880
the town.

676
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,880
Nat 20.

677
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,880
What the fuck?

678
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,640
I don't know what's happening.

679
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,640
Perception check.

680
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640
Okay.

681
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,640
I got a 16.

682
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,640
It doesn't matter.

683
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,640
You got a Nat 20.

684
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,880
Two things that you and Eva both notice as you begin to pull yourself up this rope.

685
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,680
So the fire guards and several men that are sort of outside working with some of the civilians,

686
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,920
they're all wearing the same robes or at least a few of them are that are marked with

687
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,560
this sort of large golden eye.

688
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:48,080
Similar to the robes actually that the woman that is flying the imperious that called you

689
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,240
and Eva up is also wearing.

690
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:57,000
It looks like sort of the danger from the earthquake is mostly subsided.

691
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
There's less tremors.

692
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,240
The buildings aren't falling apart completely.

693
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Everyone got out of the melt of muse.

694
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,360
That's one of the things you and Eva both notice.

695
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:09,960
Another thing is that there are sort of huge cracks in the surface that seem to sort of

696
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,640
spider web out from the woods nearby.

697
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:20,480
In the center of a clearing sort of in the middle of that wood as a large dark obelisk

698
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,080
with deep grooves in the surface all around it.

699
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:28,240
And it seems as though the cracks that started from the forest and then spread to the city

700
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,920
all emanate from this dark obelisk in the middle of this clearing.

701
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,520
Well that's not ominous in the slightest.

702
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,640
Note it all.

703
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,800
Jesus Christ.

704
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,040
Wonderful.

705
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,520
Once aboard the imperious the party is able to take stock of its interior.

706
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,920
I'm going to read some flavor text.

707
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:49,560
The inside of the Zeppelin's passenger carriage is a dizzying orchestra of delicate wearing

708
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,400
machinery and gently glowing spell focusing crystals.

709
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:57,680
A suspended catwalk cuts through the tangled metal mess of cogs and leads towards a large

710
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,840
dome.

711
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,400
Its guidance mechanisms hum as they slowly drift to place the dark obelisk emerging from

712
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,400
the trees beyond into alignment with the dome's central directional tabs.

713
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,800
Either side of the catwalk is dotted with desks strewn with parchment and books covering

714
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,280
everything from star charting to studies on the density of gems to the detailed life

715
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,800
cycle of rare amber glass butterflies.

716
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:25,760
Smiling as you look around bushy eyebrow stuffed behind thick glasses that peer out from under.

717
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,720
Tempestuous brunette hair is the halfling who helped you aboard.

718
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,720
Howdy.

719
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,560
I am Loretta Sanchez, current head of the Order of the Ochre Eye.

720
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:39,240
Well towns folks call us the esoteric society for arcane studies.

721
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,760
Initiators are ship the imperious.

722
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,840
Would you like some fondue?

723
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,720
I'm just kidding.

724
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,480
It's a pleasure to meet you ma'am.

725
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,360
My name is Sparrow and this is my companion Eva.

726
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,360
Greetings.

727
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,080
Charming town you have had.

728
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,360
I don't know what to.

729
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,360
Anyway um...

730
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,640
Quick question that dark obelisks up ahead.

731
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,400
What's up with that?

732
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,400
Loretta.

733
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,040
It bothers me that it's not Loretta but I get it.

734
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:18,480
Loretta takes out a little cloth and wipes off both of her lenses and dusts herself off.

735
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,080
Clearly like this emergency take off from the sclerium is very quick and impromptu.

736
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,800
Before she starts launching into what she had completely sidestepped the question about

737
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:33,960
the obelisk and comes up to shake both your and Eva's hand and goes well I tell you what

738
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,040
that was a hell of a show you all put on back there.

739
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,440
I really appreciate you all walking into...

740
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,760
I'll leave folks to name the town.

741
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,920
Oh come on I got it.

742
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,960
I'll come up with it.

743
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,960
Maybe I won't.

744
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,960
Ha ha.

745
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Illinois.

746
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,960
Uh...

747
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,280
I sure am glad that you folks walked into Illinois when you did.

748
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,680
You know we don't get a whole lot of earthquakes around these parts being in the mountains and

749
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,680
such.

750
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Well I suppose that makes sense.

751
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:06,360
You know if we did such a wonderful job we'd take tips in any currency.

752
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,360
Just putting that out there.

753
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,360
Um...

754
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Eva like pinches her nose and shakes her head as you immediately start getting to work on

755
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
offering for like a donation.

756
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400
She goes to who I am.

757
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,400
Um...

758
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,400
What do you mean you don't normally get...

759
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,840
I would say I can tell from the infrastructure you don't normally get earthquakes.

760
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,840
Well um...

761
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,080
You seem pretty quick on the draw though.

762
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,560
I mean you have this blimp thing up and going pretty quick.

763
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,520
Well it's funny you should mention the blimp.

764
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:39,280
So as I mentioned earlier I am part of the order of the okra.

765
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,560
So folks around here are a little superstitious.

766
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
They don't call us...

767
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Okra?

768
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Like okra...

769
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Like Brad Okra?

770
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
O-C-H-R-E.

771
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,320
I'm just going to call y'all okra.

772
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
That's...

773
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Okay.

774
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,320
Ha ha.

775
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,080
So most folks around us call here the esoteric society for arcane studies.

776
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,600
They're not just um...

777
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,600
Magically inclined.

778
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,640
And some of us other folks are.

779
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,640
But we're actually called the order of the okra.

780
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,640
And we, in this particular branch, because there are quite a few of us in this town,

781
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,240
have been observing this obelisk for uh...

782
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,360
For quite a while.

783
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,200
So we actually call that their obelisk.

784
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,120
She kind of walks towards an observation deck and starts pointing out it.

785
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,120
Who is it?

786
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,120
Sorry, who's driving this?

787
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,120
Oh it...

788
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,120
Was she not driving it?

789
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,320
No they're like multiple, they're like people running around that are like pulling levers

790
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,320
and stuff.

791
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,640
Yeah they all have on that same uniform with the golden eye.

792
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,640
She begins to point to the obelisk.

793
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,400
So we actually call that their the spire.

794
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Yeah and uh...

795
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,920
This observation sort of blimp, if you will, is designed specifically to be able to get

796
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,600
a bird's eye view because you see the cracks around the outside of the spire.

797
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,720
Sometimes dangerous arcane magics flow out of those and it becomes a little tricky trying

798
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,720
to get close to it.

799
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:54,520
So this is pretty advanced because you can't really get close to on foot with this sort

800
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,520
of thing you know?

801
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,520
Yep.

802
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,520
So dark magic just occasionally flows out of this?

803
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,520
Correct.

804
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,520
That's fucking crazy.

805
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Okay.

806
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,520
Uh and it's...

807
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,960
So no earthquakes, so does it not normally cause earthquakes?

808
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,400
No, you know this is actually a new phenomenon.

809
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,360
You know it's funny, all of the towns folks are just convinced that the spire is some

810
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,080
like strange architectural wonder from another age.

811
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,400
You know, at all they're a little simple for a lack of a better word.

812
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,680
Can I do an insight check on this lady?

813
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,680
Yeah, give me an insight check.

814
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,680
She's giving weird vibes.

815
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,400
Uh that is going to be a 19.

816
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400
Yeah.

817
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,400
Um there's definitely some...

818
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,400
I mean she's...

819
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,400
What are we looking for?

820
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,400
Let's start there.

821
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,400
Well first of all, I'm trying to see if she's bigoted.

822
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,400
Um...

823
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,960
Like bigoted towards like stupid people?

824
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,080
Well I mean she said like simpletons and then earlier she said something about like...

825
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080
This is like a muggle situation.

826
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Like magically inclined.

827
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,480
They're not like us magically inclined folks.

828
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,800
I'm just trying to get a read on this lady and see what her fucking deal is.

829
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah, so she doesn't seem to be bigoted.

830
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,440
Like that's not a part of her deal.

831
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440
She truly...

832
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440
The...

833
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440
On an insight...

834
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,680
Yeah, on a 19 you've read plenty of people being sort of a Robin Hoodie character, part

835
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,680
of your whole shtick, right?

836
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,160
Is being able to very quickly pick up the vibe or sort of the level of intelligence

837
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160
or know how of a particular person.

838
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,160
Um...

839
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,840
Larita is smart to a...

840
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,440
A fault in the sense that she doesn't look at other people in a bigoted way.

841
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:31,760
Just so much as she knows that she's smarter and treats other people that aren't on her

842
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,960
level as like children to be babied.

843
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,960
Okay, so she's sensible.

844
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,000
She very much sees a little.

845
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,080
She sees the town as like a group of people that need to be cared for and looked after,

846
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,920
but not necessarily as like super intelligent beings.

847
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Okay.

848
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Yeah.

849
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,280
So she's probably gonna be...

850
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,440
I hate authority.

851
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440
So...

852
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,920
On the rest of that 19 though, she definitely seems to be hiding some...

853
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,400
Some kind of information about the obelisk.

854
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,400
Like she...

855
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,440
It almost seems like she's being purposely vague about giving you details about what...

856
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,360
Like the order of the ochre eye would know.

857
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,360
I mean, if they've made this whole thing meant for going up and looking at this and studying

858
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,920
it, why wouldn't they...

859
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,360
So how often do you all observe the obelisk?

860
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,720
Well, you know, it's funny you should ask that.

861
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:22,720
So many generations ago, she begins to like walk over to a small like little library that

862
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,560
they have sitting inside the imperious.

863
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:30,400
And begins like thumbing through some of the older dusty books, pulls out one that is sort

864
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,000
of almost like bad vibes, like evil looking.

865
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,640
Like it's made out of like this crude dark leather that has some...

866
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,640
Like skin?

867
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,640
Yeah.

868
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,360
Almost looks like skin has some like darker arcane sigils on it and doesn't hand it to

869
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,240
you but like holds it up.

870
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:52,000
And she begins to explain, so many generations ago, our order actually sealed away a man

871
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,120
named Lord Tiresome Belivar.

872
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,120
Tiresome?

873
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,120
Tiresome Belivar.

874
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,080
Yeah, it's funny we didn't catch it earlier.

875
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,080
Tiresome Belivar.

876
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,080
And this here is actually his book.

877
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Was he exhausting?

878
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,080
He was exhausting.

879
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,280
I mean, I never met the man personally.

880
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,280
This happened several hundred years ago but like I've heard tales, I've read his books.

881
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,840
Incredibly boring and tiresome man for sure.

882
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,800
He earned his namesake.

883
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,280
Anyways, this here is one of his fancy books that he made.

884
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,440
He was a secret necromancer.

885
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,160
So many years ago...

886
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,560
Looks like skin, I don't know how secret it was.

887
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,560
No that's fair.

888
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,840
Again, I don't quite understand how we didn't catch this earlier but I wasn't around back

889
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,880
then to notice.

890
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:38,200
Like I felt like if I was there maybe I would have asked somebody, hey, what the fuck is

891
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,200
going on with this book?

892
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,080
No, you know when you see a book that looks like it's made of human skin you normally

893
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,080
ask questions.

894
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,080
You start to ask questions.

895
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,080
And nobody asks questions.

896
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,240
That's a problem with these simple folk.

897
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,600
Nobody asks questions.

898
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,520
Anyways, so be way, way back.

899
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:02,240
We used to let people sort of come to this particular town to study different arcane

900
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,440
arts.

901
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,760
And Lord Belivar was a noble mage who was specifically responsible.

902
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:13,120
He sort of took on the duty himself to laying mages that studied here and then passed away

903
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,440
to rest so that the families didn't kind of have to do that themselves because people

904
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,280
would come from all over and it was just kind of like complicated business.

905
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:25,400
Well what we didn't know was that Belivar behind closed doors wouldn't actually bury

906
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,640
those bodies.

907
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,080
He would then take them down.

908
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,080
Like romance or shit.

909
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,080
Yeah.

910
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,200
And then begin practicing sort of dark perverted arcane arts on the dead bodies of these powerful

911
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,880
mages and then sort of reanimating them.

912
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,600
And I can't really go into detail about the dark studies.

913
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:45,640
I don't know if it was ever perverted necessarily but it was definitely evil.

914
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,840
You know what I'm saying?

915
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:52,920
So anyways, we ended up sealing him in the same crypt that he committed a lot of these

916
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,880
atrocities in.

917
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,840
And along with sealing that crypt we sealed most of the public arcane knowledge that was

918
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,800
available to anybody that passed into the town.

919
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,280
And so occasionally below the obelisk some dark things leak out.

920
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:13,840
So question, could someone not go in and do routine maintenance to kind of make sure that

921
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,360
so it's funny you should ask about maintenance.

922
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:21,800
Part of the obelisk, well exactly what the obelisk is supposed to be is basically a giant

923
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,360
lock.

924
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:29,200
So often times the final goal of a necromancer is to become a lich which is an undead immortal

925
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,840
being of immense magical power that could bring sort of the end times to any and all

926
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,840
who touch.

927
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:34,840
A bitch.

928
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,200
That is a word for it yes.

929
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,640
Or tiresome perhaps.

930
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,320
So a tiresome individual like that can't really be left to chance.

931
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:48,560
So the giant obelisk you see actually serves as a magical lock to keep anybody within,

932
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,920
in and anybody out out.

933
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,120
Now he's dead, been dead for a long time as far as we're aware of.

934
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,160
And nobody can get in as far as we're aware of.

935
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,200
But this earthquake is certainly a little worrisome because it doesn't really happen

936
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,200
that often.

937
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200
Yeah.

938
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,720
How sure are you that he was dead?

939
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,280
I mean pretty sure.

940
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,280
I was just necromancer and all that.

941
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,080
You mean like on a scale of 1 to 10 like how positive am I that he's dead?

942
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,720
Like a 9.

943
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,720
See there's room for error there.

944
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,720
Like definitely and I won't, nobody can go in.

945
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,720
This feels like a situation where it should be a solid 10.

946
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:30,080
And someone sounds like a situation for maybe a small party of adventurers.

947
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,440
There is, I'm a one woman show but I'm very flattered.

948
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:40,400
Well the large person next to you.

949
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,080
Is there something going on here that I'm just unaware of?

950
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,080
No.

951
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,080
Okay.

952
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:50,200
I mean I'm cool with it if there is.

953
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:56,440
You don't have to like hide anything like we're civilized folks.

954
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,080
We're not homophobic.

955
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,080
Basically.

956
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,080
We're civilized folk.

957
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:05,400
I mean some of the townsfolk might be a little simple but we understand that you know people

958
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,600
can like whatever bits they like.

959
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:13,560
Hello, you can acknowledge her.

960
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,120
Fully not what I meant but alright.

961
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,120
Hello.

962
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,120
Oh gross.

963
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,120
Yes I understand that.

964
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,640
What are we talking about?

965
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:32,600
As much as I love Philo- oh god this is me in real life.

966
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,600
The fucking philanthropy.

967
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:42,440
Philo- as much as I love giving back to the communities.

968
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,400
You see my companion and I are a little bit tied on cash.

969
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,160
Is there any sort of word?

970
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,160
Like the financial incentive.

971
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,160
Yes.

972
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,960
I tell you what we don't really keep a lot of gold on standby.

973
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:59,320
I mean you know what gold we really use are for rituals like the physical gold component

974
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,680
like the element.

975
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,840
But I tell you what we do have.

976
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,480
We do have quite a few magical artifacts lying around that we would be more than willing

977
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,000
to lend to you and your large companion as part of this job.

978
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,360
You don't have to call her a large companion.

979
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360
That you can then-

980
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,400
And just refer to her as my companion.

981
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,400
Your companion.

982
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,720
Well compared to me and even compared to you she is large.

983
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,720
Her name is Eva.

984
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,720
Eva just kind of goes-

985
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:26,200
She's kind of like gruffs and is like okay.

986
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,560
You're doing great.

987
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,560
Thanks.

988
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,560
Eva just keep me-

989
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,120
I'm going to walk over there before I punch small lady in face.

990
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,120
That seems like a wise idea.

991
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,920
I think she's like walks on over to a set of books and pretends to thumb through.

992
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,920
Totally disinterested.

993
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:46,160
Those self-centering exercises are really working out and I'm thankful for that.

994
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,680
You are more than willing to keep the magical artifacts that you take for the job and then

995
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,120
sell them off or use them on your adventures.

996
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,280
That sounds like it can be doable.

997
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,280
Wonderful.

998
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
What other-

999
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,560
I mean I can't see these magical artifacts.

1000
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:08,120
There's a process to like unlocking them so not in this instance.

1001
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,040
All right.

1002
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,560
That's Robert saying he hasn't read far enough into the one shot to see what they are.

1003
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,560
Okay fair enough.

1004
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,560
Hang on I got to adjust my headphones.

1005
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,040
I tell you what though I'm going to give you a little bit of background on my shelf.

1006
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,560
I think they'll be helpful for you to know.

1007
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,400
Robert forgot to read a thing.

1008
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,800
So you know fun fact the only reason I know about how tiresome tiresome really was is

1009
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:35,920
so my mother was actually one of the keepers of the Arcane Library at Discolarium.

1010
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,080
One of those libraries was actually one of the ones that was sealed off at that giant

1011
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:44,200
obelisk cap and she kept records of all the books and then sort of their locations.

1012
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,840
She was like a magical librarian if you would say.

1013
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,600
So I actually grew up like sort of amongst those books.

1014
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,600
That's why I'm so-

1015
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,600
Bookish.

1016
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,600
Bookish.

1017
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,600
That's-

1018
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,400
Yeah that's a word for it.

1019
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,520
You could say bookish.

1020
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,200
I could say a lot of things.

1021
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,200
Bless your heart.

1022
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,200
Yeah.

1023
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,920
Anyways this is like for a lot of us of the order.

1024
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,600
This is like an inheritance like this position.

1025
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,640
So this isn't like something that I just woke up one day and decided well I'm smarter

1026
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,240
than the rest of the town folks so I might as well go ahead and fly up in that fancy

1027
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,600
blimp.

1028
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:24,280
This is like a sacred order so I need you to understand if you take on this mission

1029
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,400
of sorts.

1030
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:32,280
You can't just sort of you need to uphold yourself in an orderly way because you will

1031
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,840
be effectively representing the order of ochre.

1032
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,800
We don't exactly just let people join on their own volition.

1033
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,080
Ah of course.

1034
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,080
Right.

1035
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,360
That is to say there will be consequences if you were to I don't know remove one of

1036
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:50,240
the ancient powerful tomes that was sealed within the library underneath the scolarium

1037
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:58,720
or engage with any of Lord Tiresome's previous arcane magics as well.

1038
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,920
What consequences.

1039
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,000
Well that's for me to know and for you to hopefully not find out.

1040
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Wonderful.

1041
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,240
You're very trusting.

1042
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,240
Incredibly so.

1043
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,240
I can tell.

1044
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
Funny you should mention trust.

1045
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,840
I'm going to read another text box.

1046
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,760
This is for listeners.

1047
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,240
Make a drinking game of this.

1048
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:21,200
Every time Robert says funny you should mention.

1049
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,480
Funny you should mention it.

1050
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,160
Take a shot or something.

1051
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,040
Okay let's see here.

1052
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,400
So she sort of walks away from this stack of books and goes to another stack of books

1053
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,960
that she also has floating around.

1054
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,400
How is there how many fucking books are.

1055
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,400
That's a great question.

1056
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,240
You know my mom didn't tell me.

1057
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,800
She didn't give me a number.

1058
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,200
I just kind of know where they are.

1059
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,560
Do you all have like a system.

1060
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,960
I meant like supplies and rations aboard the blimpers.

1061
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,960
It just books up.

1062
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,280
Oh yeah no we have supplies and rations.

1063
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,280
Where are you keeping.

1064
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,760
I have only sell books.

1065
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,920
All right.

1066
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,920
Wonderful.

1067
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,480
Do you have shoes by any chance.

1068
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,480
Pardon me.

1069
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,720
Shoot never mind.

1070
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,200
I'll deal with it later.

1071
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:14,920
So anyways since Lord Belvoir has disappeared.

1072
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,280
He's off towards aspiring and she's coming through another book.

1073
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,200
So you know how I mentioned that the people of the town aren't exactly aware of what its

1074
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,240
magical significance is.

1075
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:29,280
So they actually use it in a festival.

1076
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:34,000
Where they have a race to see who can climb to the top of it the fastest.

1077
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
The obelisk.

1078
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:40,600
Yeah the obelisk that contains dark unimaginable arcane power under yeah they actually use

1079
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,900
that in a friendly climbing competition.

1080
00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:49,280
And you know I hate to say this but we're the ones that kind of pushed him in that direction.

1081
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:55,600
We thought it was gonna be bad for town if word got out that our PR stuff.

1082
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:04,200
If word got out that our town was holding a potentially dark evil man with unentold

1083
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,640
magical horrors underneath.

1084
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,640
You know what I'm saying.

1085
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,760
So we kind of pushed it in that direction.

1086
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,440
So you made a playground on top of it.

1087
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:15,840
You know we let the town folk believe that it was a fun thing to play on.

1088
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,120
Do you think that that is that is to tell you that the what have led to this festival

1089
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:25,840
that is coming where people climb might get in the way of your duties and actually expedites

1090
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,400
the need for you all to figure out what the hell's going on.

1091
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,680
Because I can't if people are just climbing the obelisk and all of a sudden it explodes

1092
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,160
to some crazy shit we're at fault you know.

1093
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,560
Yeah I would believe so.

1094
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,680
Is there a prize for winning the festival.

1095
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,800
A shit ton of hot cheese.

1096
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800
Hey this shit sucks.

1097
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,560
Do you have something you want to send in to make it better?

1098
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,240
Criticisms, topics you'd like to see discussed or an advertisement you'd like to run.

1099
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,560
Maybe you even want to sponsor an episode.

1100
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:03,840
If so shoot us a message at mc460 at evansville.edu or DM us on Instagram at crescent magazine

1101
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,560
or we'll never get better like these fucking guys.

1102
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,480
I tell you what though I do think I have a stash laying around give me a second you seem

1103
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,280
very gold oriented just let me see if I can find something.

1104
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,280
Gold oriented I like to say.

1105
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,400
That's so funny.

1106
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,400
I know.

1107
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,440
Wow really really big play on words there.

1108
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,440
Yeah.

1109
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,920
You know what I'm gonna go find a stash.

1110
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:23,920
That sounds wonderful.

1111
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:24,920
Eba.

1112
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,920
Eba.

1113
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:26,920
Eba.

1114
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:27,920
You look so.

1115
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,400
This is a fucking cult.

1116
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,480
What do you mean cult.

1117
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,920
It's a cult they're the okra group or some shit like that I don't know.

1118
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,920
The okra group.

1119
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,280
Well she gave me a correct name.

1120
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,440
I don't listen you know I don't listen to names.

1121
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,680
Well these mumbo jumbo.

1122
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:47,560
I think this is a golden opportunity for us to really prove ourselves as adventurers.

1123
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,400
They said that we can get some magical artifacts if we do this.

1124
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,960
That sounds so sick.

1125
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,240
I know.

1126
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,400
I'm more into it for the the payout.

1127
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,840
I don't keep losing her action.

1128
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840
I can't figure out what the fuck it is.

1129
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,840
I'm gonna talk to her for a second.

1130
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,320
No be rushing again it was so fun.

1131
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,160
I can't be vague European.

1132
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,440
There we go.

1133
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,280
Jesus Christ.

1134
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:17,760
Right as you're figuring out sort of logistics with Eba she hauls over this giant like huge

1135
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,920
book like she's half length so she's kind of short.

1136
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:27,400
She brings over a book almost as tall as her and like thumbs it in between you and Eba.

1137
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,400
What is this.

1138
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:33,600
Well this is your reward and then she opens the book the whole center of it's been hollowed

1139
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:39,880
out and there are about 100 shiny golden pieces that are sitting in the middle of this giant

1140
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,880
hollowed out book.

1141
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,880
Well that sounds wonderful.

1142
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:47,040
I do typically for my services I do take a quarter up front.

1143
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,040
You want a quarter of this.

1144
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,000
What about like a handful.

1145
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Two handfuls.

1146
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Eba's handfuls.

1147
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,960
I was gonna say why don't we let Eba do the handfuls then.

1148
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,960
Deal.

1149
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,040
Okay two Eba handfuls and that'll be your payment up front.

1150
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,040
Deal.

1151
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,080
Okay so let's do these and it probably like rolls up her sleeves and then just like digs

1152
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,800
her giant hands in.

1153
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,920
Hell yeah.

1154
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,400
Huge handfuls of gold.

1155
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:16,600
Let me roll a couple of d20s and see how many gold pieces you all get up front.

1156
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,160
14 and 12 so 26 gold pieces up front.

1157
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,160
I'll take it.

1158
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,160
Yeah so literally almost a quarter.

1159
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,160
Perfect.

1160
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,720
Well I guess a quarter of a quarter.

1161
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,720
A eighth.

1162
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,320
Yeah so an eighth technically an eighth.

1163
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,600
I'm not a bad man.

1164
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,600
Stupid.

1165
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,360
You have an eighth of the gold.

1166
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:41,280
I tell you what though if you take this 200 gold here the arcane weaponry that you will

1167
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,120
be given will be on loan.

1168
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,280
It's like an either or situation you know what I'm saying.

1169
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,000
Well why not both.

1170
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,640
Well because they belong to the order of of of the ochre.

1171
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,680
What if we do such a good job that we get both.

1172
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,160
Well maybe we can talk about that such a good job but let's see if you can get the job

1173
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,160
done first.

1174
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,160
All right.

1175
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,160
We'll start there.

1176
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,400
Let's go away to get like equipment.

1177
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,400
Yeah.

1178
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,240
Cool I'm leaning over to Eva.

1179
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,720
So we can just dip with the artifacts after right.

1180
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,280
What I'm thinking.

1181
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:14,480
Eva smiles and goes we'll we'll think about it.

1182
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,480
Come on.

1183
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,480
I'll can see that.

1184
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,400
Come on just a little bit.

1185
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,680
It's a maybe a maybe.

1186
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,160
I pocketed extra two gold.

1187
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,160
Oh my god.

1188
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,160
Cool.

1189
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:29,000
So as you begin to approach the spire you can see it's where the large windows on the

1190
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,160
front of the zeppelin it is surrounded by a lush forest and snow cap mountains and there's

1191
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,920
a bold patch of land around the obelisk where it seems vegetation fears to tread.

1192
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:44,120
Baron land here is formed into a rotten lich pad and bog where the spire itself rises as

1193
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,240
if it had been thrust into the heart of the earth.

1194
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:50,520
The wound for which the land has been unable to recover.

1195
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,520
She says.

1196
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,520
Bleak.

1197
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,760
Loretta whose like face has gone sort of grim and stark compared to sort of her happier

1198
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:01,120
demeanor as you all fly closer stands up next to you and Eva and goes we caught his place

1199
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,680
to scab.

1200
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:08,880
Nature itself seems to recoil from Belvoir's remains.

1201
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,320
Magic wielded to seal him away.

1202
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,280
Unfortunately also wounded the earth in the process.

1203
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,840
And see how the soil almost seems to bleed here.

1204
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,360
Still the land can heal.

1205
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:26,240
It's just it'll take time and maybe it's foolish but I hoped it maybe whatever is underneath

1206
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:33,200
this scarred earth will eventually provide fresh soil.

1207
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,200
All right down we go.

1208
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,200
Jesus Christ.

1209
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
Okay.

1210
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,000
Well we're going down.

1211
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,240
Can I find a fucking townsperson who looks like they've got a similar size and shoe to

1212
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,240
me.

1213
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,600
Yeah for sure.

1214
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,600
I mean she's going to go ahead and direct you all to the armory anyway so go ahead and

1215
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,800
roll a d20 and that'll determine what item you get.

1216
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,960
I just need shoes like normal shoes.

1217
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:58,120
Let's see if shoes are on here.

1218
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,720
There are no shoes on here.

1219
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:00,720
Cool.

1220
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,840
That's why I'm trying to find a townsperson and I'm going to try and call them out of

1221
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,840
their shoes.

1222
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,840
What is that.

1223
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,840
That's a what am I rolling.

1224
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:15,800
D20 just to D20 16 16 you get a javelin of lightning which will probably end up fucking

1225
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,200
good at trading is what I imagine is going to happen.

1226
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:27,600
And then let me roll see what I get a stone of good luck.

1227
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,600
Yeah we can switch.

1228
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,600
Yeah that sounds.

1229
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,600
Yeah.

1230
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,440
Yeah basically Larita like throws the doors open to this like giant arcane armory that's

1231
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,920
on this floating blimp and grabs the two nearest objects and checks them towards you both and

1232
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,720
slams them shut and locks them.

1233
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720
Yeah immediate like.

1234
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:47,160
Yeah just yeah even like looks at this tiny little stone in her hand that has like a runon

1235
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,160
and then.

1236
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:54,040
I'm a tall woman but this javelin is bigger than I would like it to be.

1237
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,600
This is this is a bevel.

1238
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:58,600
Trade.

1239
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,600
Yes.

1240
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,600
Cool.

1241
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,800
Yeah you fully just swap magical items.

1242
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,800
Cool.

1243
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,800
Now we need to look those up.

1244
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,880
I will look up a stone of good luck.

1245
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:13,760
I will look up a lightning javelin whatever the fuck that is lightning javelin javelin

1246
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,760
lightning.

1247
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,440
What do we do here.

1248
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,320
Take item when you hurl it and speak its command word it transforms into a bolt of lightning.

1249
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,880
Well that's so fun.

1250
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,560
Wow stone of good luck.

1251
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,720
46 lightning damage.

1252
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:27,920
That's crazy.

1253
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:33,280
While this polished agate is on your person you gain a plus one bonus to ability checks

1254
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,280
and saving throws.

1255
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,280
Oh sick.

1256
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,280
Not bad.

1257
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,280
It's great for you.

1258
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Correct.

1259
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,280
Cool.

1260
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,280
Larita begins to lower the imperious as rope and anchor.

1261
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,320
I put it in my bra.

1262
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,240
And then sort of slides down the rope and then it fixes an anchor sort of in the nearby

1263
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,240
bog.

1264
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,000
Were we able to long rest.

1265
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,600
Yeah well we can probably hit a short rest I imagine.

1266
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,640
Okay I'm more worried about you than me.

1267
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,560
I'll be okay.

1268
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,680
I think I think I can manage.

1269
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,000
All right.

1270
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Short rest.

1271
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,160
I'm going to roll a hit dust.

1272
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,160
You know what we are level three characters we'll hit a long rest.

1273
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,160
Yeah.

1274
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,160
We'll do that.

1275
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,160
Wonderful.

1276
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:17,520
So the zeppelin is not going to fly away now and the next phase of the adventure begins.

1277
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,600
All right so we're supposed to just go down there and figure out what the fuck is up.

1278
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,920
We'll stay on a long rest to find a pair of shoes.

1279
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,320
Thank fucking god.

1280
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:30,320
Yeah Larita goes to one of her staff and like goes and measuring everybody's feet like throughout

1281
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,920
the day trying to find like the perfect fit.

1282
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,440
He's just like a size eight.

1283
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,440
We don't need to do all that.

1284
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,640
You and Sparrow begin descending.

1285
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,640
Hi Sparrow.

1286
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:41,640
Yeah.

1287
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:46,000
As you and Eba begin descending down the rope it is clear that a storm is approaching.

1288
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,920
Steady wind shaking the trees and tossing the zeppelin off its trajectory.

1289
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,760
You sway on the gusts but manage to hang on.

1290
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,760
As your feet touch down the ground is boggy and the mud you uncover with each step is

1291
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,560
a rich thick crimson.

1292
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,160
The color of blood.

1293
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,600
Real glad I got shoes now.

1294
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,760
I don't like this place.

1295
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,560
Yeah it's fucking gross.

1296
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,560
Can I do an arcana check?

1297
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,000
Yeah can we give you an arcana check?

1298
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:17,000
It's going to be an 18 plus four is going to be a 22.

1299
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Okay.

1300
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Right.

1301
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,400
Yeah I believe so.

1302
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,920
Yeah.

1303
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,420
We will.

1304
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:27,880
What was the number you got?

1305
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,880
22.

1306
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:29,880
I don't know.

1307
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:34,040
Note that down for the next arcana check that I have to give you because right now there

1308
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,640
is no arcana check for me to give you.

1309
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:44,440
Go ahead and give me a perception check though or investigation check or perception your

1310
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,160
choice.

1311
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,880
Either way it is going to be an 18.

1312
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,880
Wonderful.

1313
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,880
I also got a 20.

1314
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,000
Oh wait no it would be a 30 20 for investigation.

1315
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,200
Cool for perception even got a 16.

1316
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,920
You all are basically looking for a place to anchor the imperious because Larita is having

1317
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,480
a really difficult time like getting hers like stubby legs through the mud to like find

1318
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,680
a place to actually put it so that like it's not going to fly away.

1319
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,680
Wonderful.

1320
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,360
Now I'm going to need an athletics check or a sleight of hand or no I need both.

1321
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,720
An athletics check is followed by a sleight of hand check.

1322
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,000
Okay.

1323
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,600
She passes her athletics check.

1324
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,200
She does not pass her sleight of hand check.

1325
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,840
Can I do a sleight of hand check to help?

1326
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,840
Yep.

1327
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,840
16.

1328
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,840
Wonderful.

1329
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:39,440
That sort of flexes her large muscles underneath her at this point like kind of spray-painy

1330
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,520
torn up military uniform that she's like ripped all of the symbol and regalia off of

1331
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:50,960
but clearly still values it for like its material worth and then just starts reeling

1332
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,200
in the zeppelin but cannot seem to get like the knot tied around the large tree as she's

1333
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,200
trying to.

1334
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,120
You got to go like a round.

1335
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,680
You make the bunny ears.

1336
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,680
Well it just like backs off of the rope and lets you start doing it.

1337
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680
Okay.

1338
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680
It's so easy.

1339
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:07,680
You just do it like.

1340
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,680
Oh okay I see bunny ears.

1341
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,200
Yes the bunny ears.

1342
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200
Cool.

1343
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,200
And then it goes in the burrow and there you go.

1344
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,200
Wow.

1345
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,040
Where do you learn bunny ear technique?

1346
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,040
What?

1347
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,040
Growing up.

1348
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,040
What do you mean growing up?

1349
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,360
You don't learn how to do that?

1350
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:27,960
I mean we learned how to like skin bores and soft part of chest to hit.

1351
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,200
You and I had very different childhoods.

1352
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,560
Well it would seem so.

1353
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,560
Cool.

1354
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:40,000
You all managed to successfully find a proper location to anchor the imperious and you get

1355
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,560
it tied up.

1356
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:46,880
As you and Eba begin to secure the heavy rope to the spire itself the obelisk seems to shimmer

1357
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,800
with a continuously building glow.

1358
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:53,880
There's a burst of light from the clouds above as lightning crackles down from the sky snaking

1359
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,400
around the imperious before slamming into the spire.

1360
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,760
Winter booms as energy courses through the obelisk and into the ground beneath you and

1361
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,560
the entire structure begins to shake again.

1362
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:08,320
And a large crevice similar to those you encountered in the middle of the earthquake begin to form

1363
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,240
as the loose earth beneath you shifts.

1364
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:16,400
The fire surges up the rope anchoring the imperious to its location.

1365
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,000
Does it look like the storm is caused by the obelisk?

1366
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Like a magical thing?

1367
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,400
I'll tell you what we will use this 22 for that.

1368
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,240
Let me see if there's an answer for that.

1369
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:37,280
Yes it does appear that the spire slash obelisk is almost ramping in magical energy and seems

1370
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,560
to be pulling power.

1371
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:45,240
How the fuck are we getting in?

1372
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:53,720
I'll say on a 22 it almost seems like it's less in the nature of the obelisk itself and

1373
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,520
almost like something underneath the obelisk is like intentionally calling power to the

1374
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:02,120
location.

1375
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:12,320
So now that the lightning has hit the spire the fire begins to spread up the rope that

1376
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,360
is attached to the imperious.

1377
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:19,200
Oh okay so we don't want that correct?

1378
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:23,400
No if the fire reaches the imperious I would imagine there's potential for it to burn down.

1379
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:30,400
There are also cracks forming underneath you and Iba as the ground begins to split apart.

1380
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:33,760
Can I put the fire out?

1381
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:37,400
Give me a perception check.

1382
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:43,880
You see is Loretta who's standing up on the launch deck where they would sort of reel

1383
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:48,440
in anchors is yelling and waving her hands wildly.

1384
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:56,640
You assume the storm is so loud that you can't hear what she's saying.

1385
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,680
You begin miming.

1386
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:06,960
That's funny.

1387
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,720
As Loretta continues to yell at you she begins to point and you quickly see what she's been

1388
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,840
trying to draw your attention to.

1389
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:18,960
The cracks in the ground aren't just opening up to endless earth they are bleeding.

1390
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,280
Oh Jesus Christ.

1391
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,760
You can slide globs of blood begin to bubble up out of the cracks around the spire and the

1392
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,920
globs grow larger and larger.

1393
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,920
Jesus Christ.

1394
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:33,000
Defying gravity as they begin to stretch towards the sky.

1395
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,000
It looks like one of them is beginning to form a face.

1396
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
No.

1397
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:43,760
They're going to roll a d4 to determine how many of these things there are.

1398
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,560
Okay.

1399
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,720
I'm not taking a one.

1400
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720
One is lame.

1401
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,240
Oh wait it's this plus.

1402
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,840
Okay yeah I'll take a two.

1403
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:53,840
Okay.

1404
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:59,000
Three larger pools of bloody ooze begin to form around you and Eba.

1405
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Oh absolutely not.

1406
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,480
Alright page 18 for the encounter.

1407
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,480
Cool.

1408
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,560
Give me a perception check real quick.

1409
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
I will roll perception.

1410
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,560
Oh alright.

1411
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
This one with Eba.

1412
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,240
That is going to be a dirty 20.

1413
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:19,880
So it does seem to be clear to both you and Eba that the oozes have a particularly difficult

1414
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,760
time moving towards the obelisk.

1415
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:27,640
Almost like whatever magical energy is emanating from the spire is almost like making them

1416
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,820
unstable.

1417
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:34,040
So that might give you an advantage fighting closer to the obelisk.

1418
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:39,160
But it also does seem that they can sort of lob parts of their body at you which means

1419
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:44,240
so you all you and Eba are going to be on the obelisk itself.

1420
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,240
Sick.

1421
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:51,320
And because you did a 22 arcana check earlier now that I'm looking at our combat section

1422
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,960
I'm going to go and read a couple things off.

1423
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,400
So the obelisk itself is 50 feet tall.

1424
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,120
It seems like it's almost been rendered from like one solid piece of stone.

1425
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,400
It's like impossibly smooth.

1426
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:11,080
It looks like it's like perfect craftsmanship which seems absurd.

1427
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:15,680
Well actually it almost makes perfect sense why somebody would turn this into the higher

1428
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:20,280
up to spire competition because how the fuck are you supposed to climb up the smooth obelisk.

1429
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,080
It's like that seed in Ulan.

1430
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,960
Yeah basically it's like there's no fucking way.

1431
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,080
She can't do it.

1432
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,080
She's a woman.

1433
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:35,800
And so on a 22 as you all begin to back towards the obelisk you feel a profoundly large magical

1434
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,040
energy emanating from the spire.

1435
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:42,960
As I mentioned earlier it is almost destabilizing the oozes but there's something further there.

1436
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:48,560
The spire itself is almost like one giant arcane focus.

1437
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:56,280
And it could be used to amplify the power of a spell to increase its damage duration radius

1438
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,800
that sort of deal.

1439
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:05,520
So in theory you could use a spell or take a turn to try and figure out how to use it

1440
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:12,360
as a focus and could amplify one of your spells for sort of a larger attack.

1441
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:16,760
What is also interesting though is that the energy that courses through this thing does

1442
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:22,680
not seem to be like energy that you would just summon like as a individual.

1443
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:27,720
It almost feels like it's like divine or like it's been sort of bestowed into the object

1444
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:32,320
as well which could be from the lightning strike.

1445
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:33,320
Okay.

1446
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:34,880
Are we rolling initiative?

1447
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,600
Yeah go and roll initiative.

1448
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:44,120
All right that was a 19 and then you're going to add your decks to initiative.

1449
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,640
So I'm going to be at 21.

1450
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,440
I think that Iba got a nat one.

1451
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:51,680
Iba got a nat one.

1452
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,960
Iba's bottom of initiative order.

1453
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,960
Because of course she is.

1454
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:57,960
Iba.

1455
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,960
Iba is the bottom.

1456
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:02,080
My fucking Marshall girl.

1457
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,240
Iba's a one.

1458
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,240
What did you get?

1459
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,240
Uh 22.

1460
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:11,680
Sparrow 22 and then I'm going to roll for my three blood oozes.

1461
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:17,240
16, 19, natural 20.

1462
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:27,280
See this is never run.

1463
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,840
So this is a mechanic thing that I'm going to go ahead and announce it loud normally

1464
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,840
if I was just playing I probably wouldn't tell my players this but the perception check

1465
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:37,720
earlier that you got a 12 on if you had gotten above a 15 you would have been able to hear

1466
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,840
a Loretta and you all would have had a round of surprise.

1467
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:44,320
But because you couldn't hear what she said you didn't have enough time to prepare and

1468
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,640
so they already manifested before you could take your round of surprise.

1469
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:52,280
For those that don't that weren't here for the combat session episode round of surprise

1470
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:57,200
is basically one full round of combat where you get to act before anything happens in

1471
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,920
combat.

1472
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,600
It's one full round where nobody gets to take reactions.

1473
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,400
Nobody takes attacks of opportunity.

1474
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,200
Nobody gets to respond to anything you're doing.

1475
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,320
And enemies can also get around to surprise as well.

1476
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:13,200
That actually happens in Crown of Candy and like their first big combat encounter they're

1477
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,400
always fully ambushed and it's nuts man.

1478
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,560
There are definitely some fun ways you can use round of surprise.

1479
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,760
But let me see here.

1480
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:30,480
Go ahead and pull up the stop block that they provided for the blood boys.

1481
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,480
Blood ooze there we go.

1482
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,560
Oops not bad.

1483
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,560
Blood ooze.

1484
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:42,000
All right we are going to start with our stick cut a natural 20.

1485
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,520
Which one is that?

1486
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:46,480
We'll call it the robot mini.

1487
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:51,720
We're using minis that Madison made for us that are like printed cutouts that have been

1488
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,360
laminated from our superhero campaign.

1489
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:58,080
So if you hear us saying random names.

1490
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:02,200
It's because it's easier to identify them that way so.

1491
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:11,320
This one is going to 5, 10, 15, 20 is going to move 20 feet towards Eba and is going to

1492
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,320
roll to hit.

1493
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,320
Eba, Eba, Eba, Eba, Eba 13.

1494
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:21,000
So this thing is going to roll with a plus 3 to hit to this and just barely misses.

1495
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Wonderful.

1496
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:26,920
These slow sluggish blood ooze that has a hard time even moving towards the spire.

1497
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:30,600
Both Eba and Sparrow are both already backed up on this thing.

1498
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:38,000
So it is incredibly easy for Eba to essentially just sidestep is this like weird humanoid concoction

1499
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,920
of like bloody fluids that have just bubbled up from the earth.

1500
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:45,880
It just like basically slings one of its body parts that like falls to the ground and then

1501
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,480
reforms on itself.

1502
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,840
Yeah, it's fucking disgusting.

1503
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,840
I'm not going to lie to you.

1504
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,600
It's kind of gross.

1505
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,880
Um, wonderful.

1506
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,680
So now we're going to go to 22 with Sparrow.

1507
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:01,480
I am going to cast.

1508
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:03,560
Oh, I have a question.

1509
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,560
What's up?

1510
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:10,760
And this is something that might I might be wrong on this and people listening can correct

1511
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,760
me.

1512
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:19,240
Um, would I be able to use twins spell on Mage Armor for the rules of twins spell using a

1513
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,640
meta magic point?

1514
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,640
Because when you cast a spell that targets only one creature and doesn't have a range

1515
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,840
of self, you can spend a number of source reports equal to the spells level to target

1516
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,800
a second creature in range with the same spell.

1517
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:36,360
Mage Armor is it's a range of touch and it is only one creature.

1518
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,360
Interesting.

1519
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,200
It's it's rain.

1520
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,920
It says no range of self range of touch.

1521
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,760
I will say reads an awful lot to me like.

1522
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:48,200
In the description, it says you touch a willing creature who isn't wearing armor.

1523
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,520
So it can be like it says you touch a creature.

1524
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:54,800
You can definitely use it for yourself, but it is in the description.

1525
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,640
The first line is saying to touch something.

1526
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:57,640
You know what?

1527
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,640
I'll give it to you.

1528
01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,640
Cool.

1529
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:03,600
I'm going to expend because that is a first level spell.

1530
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,160
How many?

1531
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:10,280
That would be two of my three sorcery points.

1532
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:16,920
And I am going to cast Mage Armor on myself and Eba.

1533
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:23,040
So that means that your AC will then become I'm going to go ahead and read the spell.

1534
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,760
The target space AC becomes 13 plus its decks modifier.

1535
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,400
The spell ends if the target dawns armor or if you just miss the spell as an action.

1536
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,600
This lasts for eight hours.

1537
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,760
Jesus Christ.

1538
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,000
So that's going to bump my AC up to 15.

1539
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,520
It's also going to boost Eva's AC.

1540
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:42,280
As soon as she doesn't have a negative to her decks.

1541
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,680
She does not.

1542
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:52,500
And then I'm going to use my movement to try and get to the other side of the obelisk

1543
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,840
away from the other critters.

1544
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:54,840
I looked up.

1545
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:55,840
Okay.

1546
01:14:55,840 --> 01:15:01,840
So I'm trying to use, I've mentioned this previous in other episodes, an app slash website

1547
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,360
called improved initiative.

1548
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:07,120
I'm just pulling that up while Madison's talking about her spell because I prefer improved

1549
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,520
initiative to a lot of other things.

1550
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,200
It's just really, really great when it comes to making stat blocks.

1551
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:17,680
It lives up to it lives up to its name and it is very much an improved initiative app.

1552
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:23,840
And I just looked up a blood ooze to see if it was an actual creature and it is.

1553
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:32,040
But what's funny is that it has the HP of the blood ooze on here as 76 whereas in the

1554
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:35,760
book it is a maximum of 16.

1555
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,160
I prefer the 16.

1556
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:42,760
So I would love to know who, like where the difference is.

1557
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,760
You know what I'm saying?

1558
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:44,760
Yeah.

1559
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:45,760
Where did it go wrong?

1560
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:49,120
Anyways, that's fucking wild.

1561
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,640
Awesome.

1562
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,320
So we have, what's our plus to AC?

1563
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:55,320
It's going to be 13 plus your decks modifier.

1564
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,280
13 plus my decks mod which is two.

1565
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,640
So we are up to 15.

1566
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,640
Fucking sick.

1567
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,400
Thank you.

1568
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,400
No problem.

1569
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:05,360
Are you going to do anything else?

1570
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,360
Yes.

1571
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:10,000
I'm going to move to the other side of the obelisk.

1572
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:14,760
And then you get a free object interaction on each turn, correct?

1573
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:15,760
Yeah.

1574
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:23,080
Can I try to interact with the obelisk and figure out how to use that as a, what's the

1575
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,640
word I'm looking for?

1576
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:28,120
Arcade focus.

1577
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:32,040
You want to use like the free object interaction to use it as an arcane focus?

1578
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,040
Yeah.

1579
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:36,240
Or to try and see if I can use it as an arcane focus.

1580
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,240
Yeah.

1581
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:41,240
We're going to check.

1582
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,240
Cool.

1583
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Hell yes.

1584
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:48,240
18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

1585
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,240
Hell yeah, man.

1586
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,960
Yeah, for sure.

1587
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,960
I can.

1588
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:54,960
Yeah.

1589
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:55,960
You can use it.

1590
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:56,960
Yeah.

1591
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:57,960
I can use it.

1592
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:58,960
I know it.

1593
01:16:58,960 --> 01:16:59,960
I know it.

1594
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:00,960
It could be used.

1595
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,960
I just didn't know if it was something that I had to like spend a turn prepping.

1596
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:03,960
No.

1597
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:04,960
Oh, okay.

1598
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,960
No.

1599
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:06,960
Well, I still got my information.

1600
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,960
And I'm going to move 15.

1601
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:12,160
I mean, I'll say mostly because your checks are high enough.

1602
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:16,320
Like you, if you had rolled under a 20, you probably would have had to take a turn like

1603
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,680
learning how to use it.

1604
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,200
But on a 22 and a 20, you're chilling.

1605
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,200
Okay.

1606
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,200
Yeah.

1607
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,200
Then I'm going to move to the other side of the obelisk.

1608
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:27,400
So I'm a little bit further away from the rest of the wonderful.

1609
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,400
Thanks.

1610
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,400
Yep.

1611
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,000
They don't get any attacks for opportunity.

1612
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,200
Next up is blood ooze number two.

1613
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,200
Oh, my bad.

1614
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:41,560
Or blood ooze B, I guess I should say.

1615
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,440
Let us be is also going to, and they are large apparently.

1616
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,000
So that is something to know.

1617
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,880
Blood is B is going to move five feet towards Eva.

1618
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,720
Eva is now for those that cannot see.

1619
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:58,360
Eva is now cornered on either side by blood ooze A and B. B is also going to swing at

1620
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:59,360
Eva.

1621
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:06,040
I think it just has a plus three to this or yeah, I think it's just a plus five for

1622
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,040
this.

1623
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:10,320
Oh, my God.

1624
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,160
It crits Eva.

1625
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,520
You can lie about these things.

1626
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,520
Okay.

1627
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:20,560
So yeah, this is definitely the thing that I have pulled up is definitely not what they

1628
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,400
want me to be using.

1629
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,280
This is the one for the fucking damage is so insanely different.

1630
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:26,840
Holy shit, man.

1631
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,840
Oh, my God.

1632
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,840
The damage is so different.

1633
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:30,840
What?

1634
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,560
I didn't know they could be this different.

1635
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,960
Anyways, I'm using this.

1636
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:42,040
Maximum damage for this is going to be one D six plus six, so seven damage and give me

1637
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,040
a percent.

1638
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,800
Well, actually, you don't get, you don't see this.

1639
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,320
So Eva is going to roll a perception check.

1640
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,200
It does not pass.

1641
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,200
She doesn't notice anything.

1642
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,200
Eva.

1643
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:54,640
Eva is going to take seven damage, unfortunately, as one of these things.

1644
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:57,320
I forgot to roll for her.

1645
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,480
Reaches out and just sort of slugs her across the chest.

1646
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,480
Jesus Christ.

1647
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:06,000
Oh, folks, the fun of combat.

1648
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Pull up the table.

1649
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:11,840
I'll roll some things for you.

1650
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,840
78.

1651
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:13,840
78.

1652
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:14,840
78.

1653
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,200
I'm not going to roll for it.

1654
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,800
You already did.

1655
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,800
Yep.

1656
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:21,800
78.

1657
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:22,800
78.

1658
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:23,800
78.

1659
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:29,280
You cast polymorph on yourself.

1660
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:34,320
If you fail, the saving throw, you turn into a sheep.

1661
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,320
No.

1662
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,320
Cool.

1663
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,720
I got to take a wisdom saving throw.

1664
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:45,960
Is sparrow uses both of her...

1665
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:48,080
What was the spell called?

1666
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,080
Mage armor.

1667
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,600
Well, because this happens when you use your spell, you might not actually move those feet.

1668
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,080
You might just get turned into a sheep.

1669
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,600
Well, I think you could still move a sheep.

1670
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,800
Sheep, sheep have moved a sheep.

1671
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,800
Sheep can move.

1672
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:01,800
You're chilling.

1673
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:02,800
Okay.

1674
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,800
I've got a wisdom saving throw.

1675
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:08,600
Sparrow is almost as if interfering or almost as if from interference from the obelisk

1676
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,600
itself.

1677
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,600
I'm so fucking scared right now.

1678
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:15,800
Watch sort of like a dark, black lightning bolt sort of splits off of the obelisk and

1679
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,720
hits your spell midair.

1680
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,720
I pass.

1681
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:20,720
Wonderful.

1682
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:21,720
I'm not a sheep.

1683
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:27,160
And threatens to sort of transmogrify and throw your spell away, but your adept magic

1684
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:32,320
use fully just deflect the black lightning and you're fine.

1685
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:33,320
No one's turned into a sheep today.

1686
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,320
Jesus Christ.

1687
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:38,080
Yeah, obelisk is out for blood.

1688
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,080
Fuck.

1689
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,080
All right.

1690
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,080
Next up is...

1691
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:44,920
I forgot I'm supposed to be adding a plus one to everything I do.

1692
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:48,800
You see, you are, and it's just within range to hit.

1693
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:49,800
Lovely.

1694
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,440
It's going to roll a hit.

1695
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,440
Misses.

1696
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:54,440
Clean fucking.

1697
01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:56,880
Try again, bitch.

1698
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:57,880
Clean misses, man.

1699
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:02,640
Get fucked, not a sheep.

1700
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,880
Get fucked, I'm not a sheep.

1701
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,840
Wiser words have not been spoken, folks.

1702
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:13,080
I just clicked back to my character art and my character looks so fucking cool and just

1703
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:17,640
the image of her saying, fuck you, I'm not a sheep is...

1704
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,840
The fuck you, I'm not a sheep is crazy.

1705
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:19,840
All right, this is Eva's turn.

1706
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:20,840
God, I love Eva.

1707
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:21,840
I love Eva.

1708
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,840
Get her the fuck together.

1709
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,880
I'm going to try and get her the fuck out ideally.

1710
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:29,400
She's stuck in between two people.

1711
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,200
I really don't want her to...

1712
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,200
Yeah.

1713
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:40,080
Tell you what, I didn't realize, I was going to say she has a reaction to reduce damage

1714
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:43,840
that I would take, so technically I could have done that earlier, but didn't see it.

1715
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,840
My bad, dog.

1716
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,160
All right, superiority die.

1717
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:54,320
All right, she's just going to hit this thing.

1718
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:58,880
Well, her long butt does the most amount of damage, but she is fully within melee range

1719
01:21:58,880 --> 01:21:59,880
of two creatures.

1720
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:05,920
And if she tries to run, if she tries to run, she's going to take two attacks of opportunity,

1721
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920
which is not great.

1722
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,160
So...

1723
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:13,320
Tell you what, though, she's going to risk one attack of opportunity because this is a

1724
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,320
large...

1725
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,320
Actually...

1726
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:17,840
Oh, shit.

1727
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:18,840
You know what?

1728
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:19,840
No, she wouldn't know that.

1729
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:20,840
She wouldn't know that.

1730
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:21,840
I'm going to make an answer check.

1731
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:22,840
She does know that.

1732
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,840
Never mind.

1733
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:27,280
Eva makes a quick assessment of both of these creatures as she thinks about darting so that

1734
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:31,400
large creatures, for those of you that aren't aware of how combat and space works, cannot

1735
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:35,600
move into a space that is basically too small for them to move into.

1736
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,400
So Eva's idea was to run on the other side of one of these oozes so that it can't...

1737
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:44,000
So that ooze A can't follow her in between the obelisk and ooze B.

1738
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:52,040
But on a 22 nature check, Eva has hunted in all sorts of wilds all over the land and

1739
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:56,240
has not seen this exact kind of ooze, but has seen oozes like it.

1740
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:59,400
This ooze, or oozes in general, have a feature.

1741
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,280
Let me go ahead and pull that up.

1742
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,840
That feature is called...

1743
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,440
Or that trait is called amorphous.

1744
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,440
Any...

1745
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:10,560
This ooze can move through a space as narrow as one inch wide without having to squeeze,

1746
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,880
which essentially means it's not going to take any extra time to move through that space.

1747
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:17,880
So running from this thing to try and keep it from being able to move through a narrow

1748
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,280
space is useless.

1749
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,280
Yeah.

1750
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:21,280
Because it's an ooze.

1751
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,600
I mean, two and two together, it doesn't take a whole lot.

1752
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,240
But either way, she's got some fucking decisions to make.

1753
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,240
This actually sucks.

1754
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:29,240
This actually sucks.

1755
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,240
Eva...

1756
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,240
Yeah, no, this sucks dick.

1757
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,240
I'm so sorry.

1758
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:38,040
Okay, I guess we're just going to...

1759
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,880
Yeah, we're just going to use our mall bucket.

1760
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,480
You know what?

1761
01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:43,480
Mall or Warhammer?

1762
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:44,480
Warhammer.

1763
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,480
We're going to use Warhammer.

1764
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:52,360
One, two, eight, plus three, and she has multiple attacks.

1765
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,360
Cool beans.

1766
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:57,360
She's going to roll a hit.

1767
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:01,360
Going to take a swing.

1768
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:05,120
One of these things ACs.

1769
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,120
Use the book.

1770
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,120
Oh, not bad.

1771
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:09,800
No, the book and the thing are actually pretty similar in only a couple of ways.

1772
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,280
One of them is stat blocks.

1773
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,280
She hits.

1774
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,640
Going to go ahead and roll again for the second one.

1775
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:14,640
She hits again.

1776
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:15,640
Wonderful.

1777
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,080
She takes two large chunks out of this thing with her hammer.

1778
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:21,080
Let me roll some damage here.

1779
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,080
A D8.

1780
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:25,360
A five, so an eight.

1781
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,560
And then another five and another eight.

1782
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:31,160
So 16 damage total to ooze.

1783
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,680
We're just going to roll a random dice here because it doesn't actually matter which one

1784
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:34,680
she hits.

1785
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:35,680
A or B.

1786
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:41,560
I'm going to say A on low roll, B on high roll.

1787
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:45,520
She hits A. Fantastic.

1788
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:49,360
And this thing does have unfortunately a reaction.

1789
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:50,560
God damn it.

1790
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:55,880
So Eva takes two large swings with her Warhammer back into a corner and does 16 damage to this

1791
01:24:55,880 --> 01:25:02,200
thing essentially like clean through the middle section of this thing and the ooze like falls

1792
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:07,200
in half and it looks like 16 damage is enough to kill one of these creatures but on a reaction

1793
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:13,760
from being hit, it is going to lurch itself out using the remnants of a body to, using

1794
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,680
the remnants of its body to attempt to hit Eva.

1795
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:20,560
If it hits Eva, it will do damage and it will gain some hit points back.

1796
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,560
Effectively not done.

1797
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,560
No.

1798
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:24,880
So it's going to roll a hit.

1799
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:28,480
No, Eva needs to make a constitution saving throw.

1800
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,600
But she's great at these.

1801
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,600
She's got a plus four to this.

1802
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:35,080
She needs to beat A15.

1803
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,520
Holy shit, Eva got a 22.

1804
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:43,760
As the blood ooze splatters on Eva and threatens to siphon some of her life for her, she again,

1805
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:49,880
on a 22 very quick, immediately starts cleaning it off of herself and stamping out the little

1806
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:53,080
oozes that are on the ground threatening to put themselves back together, just starts

1807
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,080
stomping.

1808
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:57,480
Yeah, so she starts stomping the shit out of the oozes on the ground to keep it from

1809
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,440
reforming itself and ooze A is out.

1810
01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:01,440
Hell yeah.

1811
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,040
Fuck yeah, Eva.

1812
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:05,840
Then she's going to use her bonus action to heal herself.

1813
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:08,000
Hell yeah.

1814
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,640
Because God, I fucking need it, man.

1815
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,640
What level is she?

1816
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:16,160
So heal 1d10 plus three level hit points is a bonus action once between rests.

1817
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,160
Cool.

1818
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:19,840
1d10 plus three.

1819
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:22,600
So sick, I got an eight.

1820
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,600
So 11.

1821
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,600
11 hit points.

1822
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,600
Hell yeah.

1823
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:26,600
I love that.

1824
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,080
Let's go, Eva.

1825
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:35,440
Eva heals herself using her hardened mountain blood to steal herself a battle.

1826
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,720
And that, I believe, will be her turn.

1827
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:38,720
Hell yeah.

1828
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:44,800
Which means we are going to move to ooze A is dead.

1829
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:48,320
So this is round number two.

1830
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:50,080
And we are going to move to Sparrow.

1831
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,080
Hell yeah.

1832
01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:58,920
I'm going to use the obelisk as an arcane focus and I'm going to cast Ice Knife.

1833
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,920
Hell yeah.

1834
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,080
You said that it looks like there would be a bonus.

1835
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:05,960
Yeah, you'll just have to find out and see.

1836
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:09,880
So Ice Knife, you create a shard of ice and fling it at one creature within range, make

1837
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:13,080
a range spell attack against that creature.

1838
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:18,480
On a hit, the target takes 1d10 piercing damage, hit or miss, the shard explodes.

1839
01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:22,560
The target in each creature within 5 feet of the point where the ice exploded must make

1840
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,440
a dex saving throw or take 2d6 cold damage.

1841
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,400
I'm going to go for 1 for C.

1842
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:29,800
Okay.

1843
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:34,400
That is going to be a 18.

1844
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,840
Is that hit?

1845
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:37,440
Yeah, 18 does it.

1846
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:40,200
Alright, so that's going to be 1d10 piercing damage.

1847
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:43,040
And then do I make a saving throw?

1848
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,960
You will in a second.

1849
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,240
What is that saving throw?

1850
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:49,240
It is going to be...

1851
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:51,400
Jesus Christ.

1852
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:56,320
Dex saving throw.

1853
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,080
My spell DC is 15.

1854
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,080
I got a 7.

1855
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:01,080
Hell yeah.

1856
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:02,080
It's got all the mindies too.

1857
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,080
It's a fucking ooze.

1858
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,080
So it's going to take...

1859
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:09,000
I rolled a 10 on the d10 and now we're going to roll 2d6 cold damage.

1860
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,000
That's going to be 6, 7, 8.

1861
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,520
So that's going to be 18 damage total.

1862
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:13,520
Wow.

1863
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:17,520
Yeah, using the...

1864
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:21,400
Essentially the obelisk is a one-time arcane focus.

1865
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:24,360
Instead of it sort of the way I kind of imagine ice knife is it's just like...

1866
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:28,080
If anyone's seen Mortal Kombat like Sub-Zero where it's just like a solid like...

1867
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:29,080
Yeah.

1868
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:32,720
Like icicle that's basically just serrated on one end to be more of like a knife, is

1869
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:37,520
you like form this sort of giant sort of icicle and then throw it at the sort of center

1870
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:39,720
of mass for the ooze.

1871
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:46,240
So a sort of large black bolt of lightning follows the ice pick and instead of just

1872
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:52,400
doing 18 lightning or 18 ice damage, it does an additional 18 lightning damage is that

1873
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:58,280
essentially becomes an electrified ice bolt and as it freezes the ooze, you can see it

1874
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:03,800
sort of turn from gelatinous to solid and then the sort of boom that comes from the

1875
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:09,000
lightning shatters the ooze completely and ooze C is out of the picture.

1876
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,000
That was sick as fuck.

1877
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,000
That was sick as fuck.

1878
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,360
So come back around next to Eva.

1879
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:16,360
I think fuck.

1880
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:17,360
Oh boy.

1881
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,360
I'm back, I'm back.

1882
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,360
I just fucking exploded one of those fuckers.

1883
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:22,360
That's sick.

1884
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:26,360
And that is my turn.

1885
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:27,360
Wonderful.

1886
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,440
Wonderful, wonderful.

1887
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:32,000
It is now ooze B.

1888
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,800
Ooze B going to attempt to...

1889
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,960
Well, let's see what ooze B wants to hit.

1890
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:41,120
We'll go high Eva, low sparrow, hit sparrow.

1891
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:42,120
Bring it bitch.

1892
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:43,120
Tracy.

1893
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,120
15.

1894
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:45,120
I rolled a 21.

1895
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:46,120
Oh.

1896
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:47,120
I'm going to hit.

1897
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,120
I'm going to do some damage.

1898
01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:51,120
Actually, yeah.

1899
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:52,120
No, bring it on.

1900
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:53,120
Try it bitch.

1901
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,120
This is going to make a...

1902
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,120
Cool.

1903
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:59,120
That was going to be five bludgeoning damage and then can I...

1904
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:06,120
Strength saving throw please.

1905
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:07,120
DC 15.

1906
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,120
I'm doing something also.

1907
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,120
I have a reaction.

1908
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:10,120
I believe.

1909
01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:11,120
You also get a plus one to this.

1910
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:12,120
Don't forget that.

1911
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:13,120
Now it doesn't matter.

1912
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,120
I rolled a 19.

1913
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,120
Oh, it does matter.

1914
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:16,120
We're good.

1915
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,120
We're chilling.

1916
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:18,120
Cool.

1917
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,120
The rest of it doesn't happen.

1918
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:20,120
You just take...

1919
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,120
Yeah.

1920
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:22,120
You just take...

1921
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:23,120
I rolled a 19.

1922
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:24,120
Oh, it does matter.

1923
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,120
We're good.

1924
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,120
We're chilling.

1925
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,120
Cool.

1926
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:30,560
You just take five bludgeoning damage.

1927
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:34,120
This thing sort of lashes out with part of its body.

1928
01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:35,120
Ow.

1929
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:36,120
Yeah.

1930
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:37,120
It just kind of...

1931
01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:38,120
Make a deck saving throw.

1932
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:41,840
Just like shoves itself forward onto you and attempts to grapple you and fails.

1933
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:43,120
Deck saving throw.

1934
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:45,120
Yeah, 10.

1935
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:46,560
That fails.

1936
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:50,720
I'm going to use Hellish Rebuke at the second level.

1937
01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,320
So that is going to be...

1938
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:56,600
You point your finger and the creature that damaged you is momentarily surrounded by

1939
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:57,760
hellish flames.

1940
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:00,280
The creature must make a dexterity saving throw.

1941
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:04,720
It takes 2d10 fire damage on a failed saider or a half as much on a successful one.

1942
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,600
He is going to take 13.

1943
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,600
Okay.

1944
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:09,600
13.

1945
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:10,600
Okay.

1946
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:16,680
Am I still able to use the obelisk as an arcane focus?

1947
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,680
No.

1948
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,560
It seems as though the obelisk will need at least a couple of rounds to recharge for it

1949
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:23,000
can be used again.

1950
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:26,600
It is looking badly injured but not dead.

1951
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:30,640
It is still sort of gelatinous and oozy and holding itself together.

1952
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,240
God damn it.

1953
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:33,240
And we move on to...

1954
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:36,200
Is there a third round of combat?

1955
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,200
Yes, or is this her second?

1956
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,720
Did Eva go yet?

1957
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:41,920
Eva's going now.

1958
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:42,920
Second.

1959
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:43,920
Okay.

1960
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:44,920
This is her second.

1961
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:45,920
Wonderful.

1962
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:46,920
Eva is going to go.

1963
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,600
She's going to square up with this thing.

1964
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:53,600
She is going to roll the hit with her war hammer.

1965
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:56,600
Ooh, first one's a mess.

1966
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,400
Come on, Eva.

1967
01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,400
Come on, Eva.

1968
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:00,400
Second one's a hit though.

1969
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,400
Hell yeah.

1970
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:07,720
So I'm going to roll a d8 and then I'm going to spend one of my superiority die, of which

1971
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:10,880
I have four of them.

1972
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:17,320
I'm going to spend one of my superiority die and move into a grapple check.

1973
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:20,640
So I'm going to go and roll my eight damage.

1974
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:25,880
The eight, six, plus three, so nine.

1975
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:28,560
I'm realizing that this thing has more features than I thought I did and I almost did a lot

1976
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:30,560
more damage than I was supposed to.

1977
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:35,040
Anyways, Eva sort of swings, takes a large two-handed swing with her war hammer and the

1978
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:39,400
ooze manages to sort of like drop its body but then as it moves low to sort of avoid

1979
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:44,360
the high swing, she immediately turns around and then sort of drops from a two-handed stance

1980
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:48,720
to a one-handed stance and brings it crashing through the center and then actually gets

1981
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:54,840
both of her arms around it, grabs it and then like suplexes it back into the obelisk.

1982
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,080
That's so much.

1983
01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:59,280
It is a lot.

1984
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:01,720
I am going to roll a little strength check on both.

1985
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,720
Should this thing be dead?

1986
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:03,720
It's about to be.

1987
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:08,240
And it fails the strength check or the opposed strength check to not be grappled by Eva and

1988
01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:11,320
then is going to take an additional seven damage, which is exactly how much it needs

1989
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:12,320
to die.

1990
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:13,320
Hell yeah.

1991
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:16,640
They're picking up on their weakness to the obelisk knowing she was not going to be able

1992
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:21,280
to kill it, takes the grapple and then using the rest of her movement essentially does

1993
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:25,200
like a reverse shove action and throws it into the lightning, like the charged lightning

1994
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:34,280
obelisk and upon contact it just basically explodes and shatters into crystalline oozy

1995
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,280
bits.

1996
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,800
I'm about to sneeze.

1997
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:39,080
Don't do that.

1998
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:40,080
You ruined it.

1999
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:42,080
Yeah, ruined it.

2000
01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:46,040
Oh, and that is the end of our second round of combat.

2001
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:47,240
All of our oozes are dead.

2002
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,080
End of combat.

2003
01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:50,720
Not end of combat.

2004
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,720
No, not end of combat.

2005
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:59,200
As you and Eva take a breath, now that it is the beginning of the third round of combat,

2006
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:10,520
another three oozes begin to form around the map as whatever is spurring their conjuration

2007
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,520
is not slowing down.

2008
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,800
God damn it.

2009
01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:18,960
Give me a arcana check and Eva's going to roll nature.

2010
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:22,520
17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

2011
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:23,520
Wonderful.

2012
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:27,480
Eva rolls a 15, 21, 15, I'll take it.

2013
01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:32,880
Magically these things are definitely being not necessarily like summoned as if by like

2014
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:38,080
a user, but some sort of magical force under the ground is like turning inanimate objects

2015
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:44,240
into like sick and twisted creatures and based on the search for power, tiresome bitch, probably

2016
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:48,240
tiresome based on the surges of lightning and all of the power of the oozes are going

2017
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:53,000
to most likely continue to naturally manifest themselves potentially into like an endless

2018
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:54,000
wave.

2019
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,800
And Eva on a 15 is basically noticing the same thing.

2020
01:34:56,800 --> 01:35:00,680
This is like a naturally occurring resource in the bog.

2021
01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:04,760
And unless the magical energy in the area itself is expended or stopped, they are going

2022
01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:06,960
to continue to manifest themselves.

2023
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:07,960
Okay.

2024
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:11,440
I forgot to roll wild magic surges.

2025
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:17,000
Also now that is the beginning of the third round of combat, the fire has now spread up,

2026
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:22,280
spread completely up the rope and is threatening to leap to the imperious.

2027
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,280
Jesus.

2028
01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:24,280
Okay.

2029
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:27,840
Is it my turn?

2030
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:29,720
Technically it is your turn.

2031
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:30,720
Oh.

2032
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:33,320
I mean I need to roll initiative for these three things so let's see.

2033
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:36,520
Unless, what if it does roll higher than you.

2034
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:37,520
It fucked.

2035
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:38,520
How?

2036
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,520
Natural 20.

2037
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:40,520
No.

2038
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,520
Natural 20, natural one.

2039
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:43,520
Yep.

2040
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:47,520
Well, someone goes after Eva.

2041
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:48,520
Yep.

2042
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:49,520
Okay.

2043
01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:52,520
Ooze A is going to take its turn.

2044
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:55,520
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

2045
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:58,040
That is just enough to hit.

2046
01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,040
Stupid fucks.

2047
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,040
Friendly neighborhood sparrow.

2048
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:05,760
And Mrs. Fucking Wildly on a 2.

2049
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:06,760
Jesus Christ.

2050
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,760
You can't touch me.

2051
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:10,760
On a natural 2 it actually goes nowhere.

2052
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:14,760
The newly formed life just takes a fucking slug and moves.

2053
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:16,000
Haha, you're a fucking newborn.

2054
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,000
She's like, eeugh.

2055
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:20,480
It's like moans in response.

2056
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:21,760
It's a blood ooze Bambi.

2057
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,400
Yeah, it has no idea what's being said.

2058
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:25,400
It's just like eeugh.

2059
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:26,400
Cool.

2060
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:30,040
I kind of want to do something with the ballsy.

2061
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:31,760
All right.

2062
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:32,760
What?

2063
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:33,760
Ballsy.

2064
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:35,240
So there's a five.

2065
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:39,720
So there's a fire on the rope.

2066
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,920
I don't have anything to put out of fire.

2067
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:42,920
Nope.

2068
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:43,920
But you know what?

2069
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:44,920
I do have a knife.

2070
01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:47,440
Oh, are we going to throw this knife?

2071
01:36:47,440 --> 01:36:48,440
I'm thinking.

2072
01:36:48,440 --> 01:36:49,440
Haha.

2073
01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:54,120
What if I, what, it can come back.

2074
01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:55,120
The knife?

2075
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,120
No.

2076
01:36:56,120 --> 01:36:57,120
Oh, the imperious?

2077
01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:58,120
Yeah.

2078
01:36:58,120 --> 01:36:59,120
Yeah, and Theréé could come back.

2079
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,120
Cool.

2080
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:01,120
You'll have to wait until the storm goes away.

2081
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:02,120
Yeah, I can live with that.

2082
01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:03,120
We're supposed to get in anyway.

2083
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:04,120
Right.

2084
01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:05,120
Yeah, you're supposed to break in.

2085
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:09,840
I'm going to use my crossbow and I'm going to try to shoot it.

2086
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:10,840
Wonderful.

2087
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:16,520
As you pull out your crossbow, Eva notices this and then also puts her hand on hers.

2088
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:20,120
And just basically, there's nothing said in combat.

2089
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,760
This is more of just like sort of a knowing look.

2090
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:23,840
She does have a plus three to range attack.

2091
01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:27,920
So if you want to spend your turn doing something else, Eva is more than willing to use one

2092
01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:29,960
of her, she has two attacks.

2093
01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:32,760
She's more than willing to use one of her attacks to hit this and has a higher chance

2094
01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:33,760
of hitting it.

2095
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:34,760
I have a plus four.

2096
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:35,760
Okay.

2097
01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:36,760
I mean, she has a plus six.

2098
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:37,760
Okay.

2099
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:41,600
Well, I'll let her do that then.

2100
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:45,240
Then I'm going to is, does the obelisk look like it's able to charge again?

2101
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:46,760
Yes, it does.

2102
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,760
Cool.

2103
01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:49,760
I'm going to use chaos bolts.

2104
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:50,760
Wonderful.

2105
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:58,480
And I'm going to aim for God, I wish they're not close enough for me to be able to hit

2106
01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:02,040
them with a double attack from ice knife.

2107
01:38:02,040 --> 01:38:03,480
They're not within five feet, correct?

2108
01:38:03,480 --> 01:38:04,480
No.

2109
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:08,240
They're just outside of, yeah, they would need to be one more closer to each other.

2110
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:09,720
I know, I know, I know.

2111
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:10,720
I know, I know, I know.

2112
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:11,720
I guess I'll go for that one.

2113
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,720
All right.

2114
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:13,720
You're going to chaos bolt it?

2115
01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:14,720
Yeah.

2116
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:15,720
Yeah, yeah.

2117
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:17,720
So overkill because I can kill these things without it.

2118
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:20,640
But yeah, they don't have that much health.

2119
01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:24,760
That's going to be a 13 plus seven.

2120
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:25,760
Yeah, it does it.

2121
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:26,760
Yeah.

2122
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:27,760
Cool.

2123
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:28,760
Awesome damage.

2124
01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:33,960
Chaos bolt is going to be you hurl and I'm basically going to take these two D eights.

2125
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:39,480
And one of them, I'm going to choose Daisy or Dragon.

2126
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:41,280
I will say Daisy.

2127
01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:45,760
The Daisy dice is going to determine the damage type on this chart of one through eight.

2128
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:49,280
And then it's going to take an additional D six damage.

2129
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:50,680
So I'm going to roll that real quick.

2130
01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:51,680
Hell yeah.

2131
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:53,720
All right.

2132
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:54,760
It's going to be a three.

2133
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:57,520
So it's going to be fire damage.

2134
01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:01,600
And it's going to take I rolled a three on one, I rolled a six and I rolled another three.

2135
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:05,720
So that's going to be total of 12 fire damage.

2136
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:08,320
I did not get doubles on the D eights.

2137
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:10,040
So I'm not able to get it to leap.

2138
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,040
That is okay.

2139
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:12,960
You still use the obelisk.

2140
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:19,040
Again, this time instead of you watch as your chaos bolt to wild magic searches real quick.

2141
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:26,240
The chaos bolt is almost like it's definitely a bonus to do double the damage.

2142
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:29,080
But what's happening to your magic is like almost perverse.

2143
01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:32,960
Like the black lightning is not just changing the kind of damage.

2144
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:40,440
It is almost like warping your spells to become more intense, more powerful, more destructive.

2145
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:47,120
And instead of just being sort of a red like bolt of fire, it is almost like a fiery black

2146
01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:52,680
lightning bolt that instead leaps from your hands and fries this thing completely.

2147
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:55,640
But because you are at the bottom of five feet, I'm going to need a constitution saving

2148
01:39:55,640 --> 01:40:02,160
throw DC 13 to see if this thing is going to be able to land on you in its dying moments.

2149
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:07,960
12, 13, 14, 15 plus a 16 from that fucking rock.

2150
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:08,960
From the rock.

2151
01:40:08,960 --> 01:40:09,960
Yep.

2152
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:10,960
Sick.

2153
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:12,920
You sidestep all of the smoky bits that blow.

2154
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:15,840
This thing just blows into fucking smoky chunks.

2155
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:18,280
And you not a single ounce of it touches you.

2156
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:19,280
It dies completely.

2157
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:20,280
Thank God.

2158
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:21,280
Wonderful.

2159
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:24,280
It is now going to be.

2160
01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:27,160
There's no point for me to move.

2161
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:28,160
Not really.

2162
01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:30,480
Go ahead and give me a perception check though.

2163
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:31,480
Speaking of movement.

2164
01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:32,480
Oh yeah.

2165
01:40:32,480 --> 01:40:38,000
For my like free checker object interaction, I'd like to see if there's a way into the

2166
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,000
obelisk.

2167
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,160
It's funny you should ask exactly what I'm having to do a check for.

2168
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,160
Hell yeah.

2169
01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:48,760
I just had a fucking stroke.

2170
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:50,000
17.

2171
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:57,120
Just behind where Ooze B is standing, sort of that cliff area between two and four is

2172
01:40:57,120 --> 01:41:03,240
a basically a giant crevasse that has opened up that seems to lead deeper into the ground

2173
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:07,360
below big enough for at least one body to fit through at a time.

2174
01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:08,800
All right.

2175
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:09,800
Eba.

2176
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:10,800
You.

2177
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:11,800
Previce ahead.

2178
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:12,800
Go.

2179
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:14,360
I'm going to shoot the rope first.

2180
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:15,360
Oh yeah.

2181
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:16,360
Do that first.

2182
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:17,360
Do that first.

2183
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:18,360
And I will be in after you.

2184
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:19,360
Perfect.

2185
01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:23,280
And I'm going to go ahead and move 10, 15, 20.

2186
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:24,280
Yep.

2187
01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:25,480
And then you can just like slide in.

2188
01:41:25,480 --> 01:41:26,480
Oh perfect.

2189
01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:27,480
I'm able to get in.

2190
01:41:27,480 --> 01:41:28,480
Wonderful.

2191
01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:29,840
It is now going to be Ooze B's turn.

2192
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,440
It is going to run up to Eba and swing.

2193
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:33,920
That is a hit.

2194
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:35,240
God damn.

2195
01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:36,400
I hope she's okay.

2196
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:37,880
I just realized that kind of left two.

2197
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:38,880
Yeah you just dipped.

2198
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:41,240
I mean she also told you to go like you're chilling.

2199
01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:43,840
Just six damage.

2200
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:47,480
Nothing crazy.

2201
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:54,440
She's actually going to take one of her reactions for the day and reduce that by 1d12.

2202
01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:56,160
Which is a little overkill but whatever.

2203
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:57,160
Jesus.

2204
01:41:57,160 --> 01:41:59,160
No she's not because the fuck.

2205
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:01,360
We could just take a nap inside.

2206
01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:02,360
Six damage.

2207
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:03,360
It's fun.

2208
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:04,360
We'll have snacks.

2209
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:05,360
Cool.

2210
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:10,760
It's sort of like the Ooze is basically like turn parts of their body hard and then like

2211
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:14,720
fling them at people so it just kind of like throws a bunch of serrated hardened like Ooze

2212
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:15,920
crystals at her.

2213
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:20,560
And she like sticks up a thick bracer and like clink clink clink they all just kind

2214
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:23,800
of click into her bracer but still do a little bit of damage.

2215
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:27,000
It is now going to be Eba's turn.

2216
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:30,200
Alright she is going to take a shot at the rope.

2217
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:35,080
We will say that this rope has a I'm going to say AC of 10 but because she needs to hit

2218
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:40,840
it closer to the like the airship itself we're going to say 15.

2219
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:42,920
Just the five for distance.

2220
01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:46,000
She is going to have a plus.

2221
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:48,120
With the way she rolls I should have given her my fucking raw.

2222
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,360
Plus eight with her longbow.

2223
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:53,840
Switched to her longbow with her free object interaction.

2224
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:55,360
And that is a 16.

2225
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:56,360
Perfect.

2226
01:42:56,360 --> 01:43:03,760
Eba is going to hit a 16 and just barely immediately switches to her longbow ignoring

2227
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:05,240
the Ooze in front of her.

2228
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:09,120
Takes a knee and then sort of closes one eye smirks a little bit knowing she's going to

2229
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:15,080
hit the shot and then lets the arrow fly and clips sort of the top of the rope where Loretta

2230
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:19,400
is basically like frantically trying to figure out a way to get it off.

2231
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:24,320
Severs the rope doesn't make it to the airship and the imperious begins to drift off in the

2232
01:43:24,320 --> 01:43:25,320
storm.

2233
01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:31,880
Eba is now going to take 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

2234
01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:34,280
She has one more turn until she can get out.

2235
01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:38,480
And unfortunately Ooze is going to take an attack of opportunity.

2236
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:39,480
Ooze be misses.

2237
01:43:39,480 --> 01:43:40,480
Ooze be misses.

2238
01:43:40,480 --> 01:43:44,480
She has one more turn that she needs to spend before she can get into the crevasse.

2239
01:43:44,480 --> 01:43:48,480
Well I'd go, am I still able to stay in the initiative order?

2240
01:43:48,480 --> 01:43:49,480
No.

2241
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:50,880
You are down.

2242
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:53,040
But she does have a second attack so she's going to go and roll that.

2243
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,800
She's going to miss unfortunately.

2244
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:56,800
Just barely.

2245
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:58,800
She's got a fucking natural one.

2246
01:43:58,800 --> 01:43:59,800
Eba.

2247
01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:04,640
And our last Ooze is going to go 5, 10, 15, 20.

2248
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:07,320
They only have 20 feet of movement speed so we're sorry.

2249
01:44:07,320 --> 01:44:08,320
We're chilling.

2250
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:09,320
We're chilling.

2251
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:10,320
Can't hit her.

2252
01:44:10,320 --> 01:44:11,320
Top of initiative order.

2253
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:14,160
I do just want to say this is the dice that I went on the rant last time.

2254
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:17,000
It was like they can never roll well for allies.

2255
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,320
You're on round number four.

2256
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:21,440
You're an ally right now and you're rolling shit.

2257
01:44:21,440 --> 01:44:22,440
I'm aware.

2258
01:44:22,440 --> 01:44:23,680
Ooze be is going to roll up.

2259
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:24,680
Try to hit her.

2260
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:25,680
It's going to miss.

2261
01:44:25,680 --> 01:44:26,680
We're chilling.

2262
01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:27,680
We're chilling.

2263
01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:29,440
Eba's not even going to take the fucking time.

2264
01:44:29,440 --> 01:44:34,840
She is going to just fully, not stumble back, but she's basically just kind of like drop

2265
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:37,800
behind and then like sort of twist and then slide down.

2266
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:40,800
And y'all are into the crevasse.

2267
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:41,800
Hell yeah.

2268
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,800
And that is where we are going to call today's session.

2269
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:47,000
We are just at the two hour mark unfortunately so we're going to have to wait and see what

2270
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:54,320
happens next as Eba and Sparrow descend into the dark crevasse underneath the obelisk of

2271
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,320
death and doom.

2272
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:56,320
Ooze be.

2273
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:58,800
And the Bog of Blood, the scab.

2274
01:44:58,800 --> 01:44:59,800
All right.

2275
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:05,960
Thank you so much for tuning into part one of two parts for the season finale of Table

2276
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:06,960
Talk.

2277
01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:13,840
Join us for part two of our season one finale as we finish up Eba and Sparrow's first of

2278
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:17,240
hopefully many one-shot adventures.

2279
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:22,560
And if we planned this right and edited correctly, both part one and part two should be out at

2280
01:45:22,560 --> 01:45:23,560
the exact same time.

2281
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:28,280
So you do not have to wait an entire week to listen to the other two hours worth of content

2282
01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:29,280
that we recorded.

2283
01:45:29,280 --> 01:45:32,600
That's our season finale gift to you.

2284
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:33,600
Yep.

2285
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:34,600
Four hours of content.

2286
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:36,640
Probably closer to four and a half.

2287
01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:38,800
All at once on the same day.

2288
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:40,440
That's exhausting to hear.

2289
01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:41,440
Oh my God.

2290
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,160
Thank you all for tuning in for part one.

2291
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:44,160
Talk to you later.

2292
01:45:44,160 --> 01:46:10,160
See you soon.