M: Welcome fellow adventurers to Table Talk, the whimsical passion project hosted by two dynamic forces on the TTRPG stage.
I'm Maddi Conway (she/her), the unrelenting player;
R: And I'm Robert Lopez (he/him) the cunning game master.
M: Whether you're a total newbie to the mystical realms of D20s and character sheets,
R: or a seasoned DM who's navigated 12 campaigns consecutively,
we open our arms wide to welcome you into our realm.
M: Take a seat as we journey from the treacherous lands of Dungeons and Dragons to the nostalgic trails of Kids on Bikes.
Together, we embark on a quest through the realm of topics as vast as the multiverse itself.
We'll unveil the secrets of character creation, deftly navigate the challenges of player dynamics
and excitedly explore every nook and cranny of the dice-filled cosmos.
R: With every episode we're carving out a place for you right at the table, where friendship reigns, laughter echoes, and the adventures are ever unfolding.
Prepare for tales of triumph, gut-busting laughter, and insights that'll make even the mightiest of dragons nod and approve it.
M: So whether you're a halfling rouge who's nimble on your feet, or a dragon-born dungeon master whose words captivate all who listen,
grab your favorite dice, fill out your character sheets, and ready your imagination.
R: So what are you waiting for?
Brace for the rolls, join in the revelry, and pull up a chair. It's time for some table talk.