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Mom, Dad, hurry up. We're going to be late. Slow
down. We are not late. We still have 30 minutes
before the tour starts. But I want to be first
in line. He gets this from you, you know. What
do you mean? Wanting to learn about history.
What's wrong with history? Nothing, except that
it's so boring. This is the Museum of the Air
Force. How can it be boring? Dad, do you see
it? It's right there. Do you think they'll let
me in the cockpit? I don't know. You'll have
to wait. I don't want to wait. I want to go now.
Why don't we look at all the pictures on the
wall? Mom, why look at pictures when you can
look at the real thing? It's just right there.
Got you there. Oh, don't you go start with me
too. I'm not starting anything. I see someone
in there. How come they get to be in there and
I don't? I think they work here. It's only a
janitor. Why does a janitor get to have all the
fun by himself? Well, he's at work. I don't know
that he's really enjoying himself. I want to
see the planes! In a moment, they'll open soon
and then we can see the new exhibit. What do
you think they'll have in there? I don't know.
What are we here to see? Do you remember? Excuse
me, but I couldn't help but overhear you. Do
you want to see the new area? We're just waiting
on the tour to start. Oh, I don't mind showing
you. No one else is here. A lot of people don't
show up on a Tuesday morning. And if you like
what I do, please make sure to fill out one of
those review forms. I always leave a review.
People need to know how they're doing. I think
we'll just wait for the tour. But Dad, we can
have our own private tour. Do you know the history
of the plains here? Oh, I know all kinds of history
with the plains, uh, with the state. Uh, like,
did you know that Ohio was inhabited around 14
,500 BCE? With connection to the Great Lakes
hauling iron ore and railroads criss -crossing
the state with exports, Ohio grew fast with immigrants
as there are plenty of jobs available. And in
the 1900s, waves of people came into Ohio, with
whites coming from Appalachia and the Great Migration
coming from the Deep South, all in the hopes
for better opportunities. Dad, what's a Great
Migration? I don't know. You never heard of the
Jim Crow laws? Dear, do you know anything about
this? I've never heard of them before. Jeez,
what do they teach in schools these days? Those
laws were for another time and don't have much
to do with this location, so if you don't mind,
you can look up that history yourself. But be
warned, it's not pretty. Nor was it right. What
else can you tell us about the state, then? Well,
it's said that Rufus Putnam was the father of
Ohio. He's the one that handled most of the affairs
north of the Ohio River. In fact, George Washington
himself commissioned him to survey the lands.
He was also a judge in the territory and served
in the convention to form the Constitution for
the state of Ohio. By 1801, Ohio had 45 ,000
people living on its land, and in 1803, President
Jefferson approved Ohio statehood. But Congress
didn't pass the resolution until 1812, and Ohio
became the 17th state. I guess Congress hasn't
gotten any faster since that time. What about
the modern times? Well, what do you want to know?
That Cincinnati was known as the king of bootlegging?
That swing dancing started here? That Cleveland
hosted the first ever live performance of rock
and roll music? Or is it that you want to know
about Orville and Wilbur and their creation of
flight? Even though they didn't make the history
that we know here, they started it here. working
at their bike shop located right here in Dayton.
And also, did you know that the first airline
passenger was also from Ohio? Or did you want
to hear about the 15 ,000 Confederate soldiers
that were held here during the Civil War? I just
want to hear about the new planes here. I'm sure
you do. But before we talk about the new ones...
Can I tell you a story about this one right here?
That's Apollo 15. That's right. Do you know what's
so special about it? No, I don't. Most people
don't. But this Apollo mission was the first
to have a lunar roving vehicle. Man's first wheels
on the moon. The astronauts that were selected
were also all geologists. Imagine that. Driving
on the moon. Golly. Now, most people that know
me think I'm going to break into a driving story,
but not today. Do you know how many Apollo missions
there were? Oh, that's easy. There were 17, and
the capsule for 17 is in Texas. What if I told
you there were more? Well, no. I wouldn't believe
it. We stopped at 17 because we won the space
race, and nothing else was needed. What if that
is what they want you to believe, huh? What if
I told you that there was an 18, a 19, and a
20? Would you believe me? No. Yeah, gotta love
the government. Maybe I'll tell you about it
some other time. But this little kid wants to
hear other stories about what is. Or could be
here. I want to talk about this plane right next
to it. It looks just like an ordinary cargo plane.
But looks can always be deceiving. Flight 1682,
you are clear for takeoff on runway 1. Climb
to 1500 and turn heading 170. Godspeed. Gentlemen,
we got a special delivery coming in tonight.
Should be showing up any time. Let's stay on
our game today. Flight 2654, we have you on radar.
Please line up. You are third in line on approach.
Is this coffee fresh? November 137 X -Ray, I'm
just barely getting you. Can you say your position?
Soles on board and request. Yeah, we have 10
soles on board. I'm 12 minutes out, 25 miles
away. Request emergency landing pattern. Copy.
25 miles away. In what direction, sir? I'm 7th
of you. November 137 X -Ray, copy. November 137
X -Ray, I think we've got you on radar, sir.
I haven't got an ident, but I got your location.
You can proceed straight inbound, sir. I will
clear the traffic. November 137 X -ray, roger.
There's a road if you can make it. Approximately
three miles south of your position. It's a major
road. If you can get there and can't make it
to right, that is going to be the best place
to land. That is a negative. I need to report
to right. Have sensitive cargo. November 137
X -ray, roger. Stay the course. We'll advise.
Roger. Staying in place as long as we can. All
pilots in range, please give some room. We have
an emergency inbound. All inbound traffic is
to stay five miles out, and outbound traffic
is to stay on taxi until we get this bird on
the ground. Sir, I have an inbound plane that
has declared an emergency. What plane is that?
November 137 X -Ray, sir. Get that plane safely
on the ground here, soldier. That is our special
guest tonight. Special guest? From New Mexico.
Governor, sir? Bigger than the governor. I wouldn't
care where the governor lands. Sir, I don't understand.
Get that plane here. I don't care if you have
to get out there and push it here. Roger that,
sir. Don't let that plane land anywhere else.
Sir? It has to land here. There are no other
options. After it lands here, make sure it goes
straight to hangar 18 for unloading. Hangar 18,
sir? Did I stutter? No, sir. But... Hangar 18
doesn't exist. It's there. It's for special projects.
I know what it is. And no, I don't know what's
inside of it either. Get that plane on the ground.
Or else we'll never hear the end of it. Yes,
sir. Are you still there, 10 -4? November 137
X -Ray, left turn, approximate heading 200. And
how far is that from here? About niner miles,
sir. I don't think I'm going to make that. You
will make it, sir. That's easy for you to say.
You're already on the ground. And you will be
too, sir. Just a couple of minutes. Roger that,
Control. Just in case. Start bringing. Roger
that, November 137 X -Ray. How's our special
guest coming along? He's about five miles out,
sir. He should make it. I've notified the MPs
to escort the plane and its cargo straight to
18. He might need a tow, sir. Understood. I have
a tow standing by as well. Sir, what exactly
do they have on board? I'll tell you, only if
you get that plane safely on the ground, soldier.
November 137 X -Ray, we've got all the lights
turned on here for you to get us in sight. Let
me know. November 137 X -Ray, any runway is yours.
Current wind is 020 northwest, gusts 14. You
are clear to land. Emergency crews are on standby.
I see the lights starting to descend. Roger that.
November 1 -3 -7 X -ray. We have visual. Landing
looks good. Nose up slightly. Touchdown. Safely
on the ground. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Good job. Escorts are there to take you straight
to the hangar. Roger that. Hopefully we can get
there under our own power. Toes ready if needed.
You're on it. Glad you are safe, November 137
X -Ray. Tower out. Thank you. November 137 X
-Ray out. Now, sir, can you tell me what's so
special about that plane? They could have just
as easily landed on the road, or another airport
that was closer. And what is Hangar 18? Soldier,
all I can tell you is that our special guest
is a frozen body from Roswell. A frozen body?
Sir? That's all I was told. And yes, I have my
guesses, but that is all they are. What about
Hangar 18? What about it? Sir, we don't have
a Hangar 18. Three things cannot be long hidden.
The sun, the moon, and the truth. Sir? One day
we might know the truth, but not today, as it
is still hidden. The answers you seek aren't
always the answers you want, are they? No, sir.
But knowing the truth helps me sleep at night.
Well, soldier, prepare for many a day without
rest. Yes, sir. Flight 2270, you are clear for
takeoff on runway 2. Flight 2654, thank you for
waiting. Please proceed with landing procedure
runway 3. It said that the frozen body is still
located in the infamous Hangar 18, along with
parts from the crash. Now, I don't know if we'll
ever know the truth, but a lot of people have
come forth stating that they saw several small
alien bodies, and a couple of them were even
still alive. Wow. Other stories have come out
that the military destroyed the creatures conducting
tests. An Arizonian nominee for president even
tried to get in on a quest for the truth, but
was turned away by the base commander. It's said
that up to 12 bodies and two UFOs are kept here.
I wonder if you'll ever see that in the museum.
Well, as you ponder that, let us walk over here
and I'll tell you another tale. Only... This
doesn't involve anything in the air, but in the
ground. But it will leave you with questions.
I can't believe we're going out here. Why do
you say that? It's just something I never thought
we would hear today. Brave robber? I mean, what's
next? Sorry, sir, but do you have a license to
chimney sweep or practice alchemy? The only thing
I don't like about it is that it's here. I don't
like the fact that someone called it in. I mean,
who else is out here? There he is. If he starts
digging up body parts to make a monster, you
are on your own. Dispatch, this is 19 Edward
25. Show us 1023 on a possible 1096. Police!
Oh, jeez, you scared me. Stop digging and get
out of the hole. Hands above your head, interlace
your fingers. What's your name? You have ID?
ID is in my truck, but I am Elijah Walton. Well,
Elijah, what seems to be the issue here? I'm
sorry, but this is my mom. And you missed her
so much that you had to dig her up? No, it is
not like that. I'm not crazy. You're getting
your mom's jewelry so you can get some drugs.
Maybe you should use this moment to self -reflect,
get clean, get your life straight. No, I'm clean.
What were you digging up your mom for then? I
was looking for a clue. A clue to what? A clue
to Boston. Boston, Massachusetts? No, the Boston
here. Helltown. Yes, it wasn't always called
that. My mom grew up and died in Boston. I was
away. She was supposed to give me something before
she died, but I never got it. And your plan was
to dig her up and see if she still had it? Look,
I know what this looks like. What does it look
like? You're thinking that I'm a grave robber
or someone who is mentally disabled and misses
their mom. Yeah, that is what it looks like.
What was she supposed to leave you? An artifact
from this town. And it would lead to the reason
why no one lives here anymore. An artifact? Like
what? I don't know. But I know that she would
have kept it safe. Possibly even been buried
with it. And you thought that digging up your
mom was the best way to do this? I've tried the
proper channels. And they all laugh at me. Some
saying this town doesn't even exist anymore.
What do you think happened here? I don't know.
What are you... Remember about this place. Typical
childhood memories. It was good here. It was
a good town. I came back one day to visit the
grave and I saw the road barriers. I didn't think
anything of it. Thought maybe road construction.
So then I tried some other roads. And they all
had the signs up as well. I couldn't get in.
Drove to the police station and they told me
all the living were moved. Only the dead remained.
I asked if I could move my mother, and they told
me that she is part of the town now. No one in,
no one out. How long ago was this? About five
years now. I tried everything. I wrote the governor,
wrote petitions, tried to get a lawyer. It fell
on deaf ears. Well, you're going to have more
time to think about it on the ride back to the
station. You can lock me up tonight, but I'll
be back. Maybe not tomorrow, but I'll be back.
I need to know. Officer Johnson, may I have a
word with you privately? You're not going to
run off, are you? I have no reason to run. I'm
where I'm supposed to be. What you got? Do you
think he's telling the truth? I believe that
he thinks he's telling the truth. Do you think
there could be something in that grave that would
explain this mystery town? I don't know. But
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious to find
out. What do you say we allow him to finish?
He can't have much more to go before he gets
to the casket. It's our job to protect him. I
know what our job is. He is not causing any harm.
If there is nothing in the casket, we can arrest
him. But if there is just one bit of information
there, I kind of want to know about it. You're
the senior officer. It's your call. I say we
let him finish. Okay. I'll remove the cuffs.
Okay, Elijah. We've talked it over. And we will
allow you to finish digging. But if you find
nothing, we will have to arrest you. I understand.
Thank you for understanding. No one said we understood,
but you should be almost deep enough. We're more
curious than anything else. Fair enough. It would
go faster with more people digging. We're not
going to do that. We can't assist you with a
potential crime. We're here monitoring, nothing
else. Was that the casket? I think so. Well,
get it open. Let's see if your artifact is in
there. I can't get it open. Try harder. That's
one way to do it. Hopefully your mother doesn't
care. No. It can't be. What do you see? Nothing.
It's empty. What do you mean it's empty? There
is no body. Nothing. It's completely empty. Officer
DeMauro, how should we proceed? We make him fill
in the hole and we get out of here. No arrest?
The man just dug a hole. There was no grave.
He didn't disturb anything. What do you think
happened to the body? I don't know, but it obviously
has been removed for a while. Roger that. I'll
radio dispatch and give him a 10 -24. Helltown,
or Boston, is not like most abandoned towns,
as this town was left empty in the 20th century,
and yet no one knows why. Well... As you approach
the town, you'll see road -closed signs and no
trespassing signs. Not a single soul left in
that place. Yet there are remnants of the lives
the former residents left behind, like roads
that led to nowhere, an old school bus, and a
church that's emblazoned with upside -down crosses.
Goodness! There are many theories, like a toxic
chemical spill that resulted in bizarre mutations
with the residents and animals. one animal is
said to be a snake that grew to a enormous size
and still slithers near the town even the school
bus has a legend but it's a rather boring story
about the children on the bus being slaughtered
by an insane killer but we don't need to talk
about that yeah sorry kid let's take a look over
here and i'll tell you another tale from this
buckeye states What does this have to do with
airplanes? Oh, uh, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
In fact, this story I'm about to tell you is
about food. Um, but hey, try not to get too hungry
when you listen, huh? Man, how long have they
been gone? Settle down. They will be here. Easy
for you to say. Your stomach isn't growling.
I told you to eat more. Yeah, I know. I'm watching
my figure. This coming from a guy who hasn't
seen his toes in how many years? Shut up, man.
It's been a while. At least we finished building
the deck, though. Yeah. Now all you have to do
is stain it. I was thinking about paint. Oh,
and don't paint it. Everyone knows you need to
stain outside wood to make it last longer. Yeah,
but it costs more and Ann wants it a bright color.
Whatever, man. Just don't call me in ten years
to replace it. You do you. Hey, they're pulling
up the drive. About time. I am starving. What
did you have them get? I ordered from this new
chicken place. I like me some fried chicken.
I hope you got some sides as well. I did. I got
biscuits and mashed potatoes. No vegetables?
Potatoes are vegetables. I told you I'm trying
to cut down and eat more healthy. You can eat
healthy tomorrow. Today, we eat. Okay, who's
hungry? Guys, why did the chicken cross the road?
Grayson, we don't want to hear your jokes right
now. Speak for yourself. I want to hear it. Why
did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Now
who wants some fried chicken? Um, that really
wasn't that funny. It's better than the one he
told in the car. I just wanted to start a new
religion. A new religion? Yeah, so he can become
a friar. A deep fryer. You need to get some newer
material. I try. But you know how hard it is
to make new jokes. No, how hard is it? Oh, and
don't - Depends on what you are comparing it
to. I mean, if you are comparing it to life,
life always wins. Because at the end of it, it
kills you. Your ignorance is so profound, it's
almost impressive. And we just eat. Let me grab
some chairs. We can eat on the deck. Where do
you want me to put the food? Just put the bucket
on the table saw. Are we eating chopped chicken
now? You really need to get better jokes. Okay,
I got one. Do we really want to hear it? Maybe
you'll laugh, maybe you won't. Why don't we just
skip to the part where we're not laughing? So
this guy goes into a diner. I guess we don't
get that option. Just let him tell it, or else
he'll start twitching. Fine. So this chucker
enters this diner. Oh. He is a trucker now. The
joke is already improving. Yes, this trucker
enters a diner. He sits down and the waitress
approaches him. Do you want to hear the specials
today, sir? She says. No, thank you, says the
trucker. But let me smell your hand and I'll
tell you what I like today. So the waitress reluctantly
gives the trucker her hand. And he smells it.
He then says he'll have the fried chicken with
spicy paprika mashed potatoes. The waitress was
impressed. How did he know that was on the menu?
The trucker eats his lunch, pays, and leaves.
The next day, he comes in, and the waitress asks
him if he wants to know the specials. And he
says no. But he asks to smell her hand again.
She allows it, and after a while, he says, I'll
have the catfish with a side of salad. Again,
the waitress is dumbfounded by this guy's sense
of smell. He eats his lunch, pays, and leaves.
The next day, the driver is walking up to the
door, and the waitress sees him. She quickly
goes into the kitchen and asks the female cook
if she can rub her hands on her butt. The cook,
confused by the question, says, Okay, this is
weird. The waitress sticks her hands down the
cook's pants and rubs her butt for a couple of
seconds, and then goes to the driver, and knowing
the routine, she sticks out her hand, and the
driver smells it. The driver quickly responds,
I didn't know Mary worked here. Come with me
with these chairs, would you? What's so funny?
Grayson. He actually told a funny joke. Man,
I missed it. Now I have to wait another ten years
for him to tell another one. I could tell it
to you right now. I'm hungry. Let's eat first.
And then you can tell it again. Settle down.
Let's get these chairs set up first. You guys
do that. I'll grab the food. I need to work on
my delivery anyways. Is Anne joining us? Nah,
she's inside with Casey. How are those terrible
twos coming along? Oh, we have our good days
and we have our bad days. How was the sex life?
No complaints in that department. Man, I had
to pay my wife for sex after Ashley. That's because
you got a divorce. I knew there was a reason
why I was being screwed all the time and not
enjoying it. Hey, pass me those potatoes. Here
you go. So what about you, Lucas? Any new girl
in your life? Not really. I was dating someone,
but it didn't work out. Yeah, there's no reason
to rush into anything if it doesn't feel right.
Oh, it felt right, just we were on different
paths. Hey, guys? No jokes on that. I'm eating.
Not joking. But what is this piece? What is that?
Definitely not a breast or a thigh. Let me have
a look. Give me your plate. Here. So, what do
you think? Doesn't look like any part of the
chicken I know. Why don't you remove some of
the breading? Could just be a ball of bread.
Alright, give me back the plate. So, what do
you think? What I think is that this is not chicken.
Is that a... Oh, no. It can't be. That is a rat.
We ain't rats. I can't believe we ain't rats.
Chris, I think I'm done here. Yeah, it was nice
catching up with you, but I think I'm going to
go home too. Yeah, I'll come with you guys. Give
us a call again sometime. Just not for dinner.
Well, I'm not ordering from there again. Ab!
Do you think I should go to the hospital? I just
ate some fried rat. That was a disgusting story
to tell our child. Fried rat. Oh my gosh. These
stories are good. I need to tell that joke to
my co -workers. What other stories do you know?
Well, there's not much else to tell about the
story. No one knows the origin or whether or
not it actually happened, but it is something
that will leave a bad taste in your mouth. Ooh,
for sure. Mom, Dad, can we look over there? I
don't know. We've already taken up a lot of this
man's time. Oh, I got time. I can tell you another
story along the way. Come on. I don't really
know if I want to hear any more of your stories.
Oh, come on, dear. He's giving us a private tour.
The least we can do is listen to his stories.
Come on, let's go then. You can talk. I just
want to look at the plane. All right. We'll continue
listening to your stories. This next tale I'm
about to tell is one that you can tell at bedtime.
It has multiple stories wrapped into one. Prepare
yourself for Rogue's Hollow. Presented by Tales
from the Janitor. On with the show! Man, I hate
being stuck in traffic. There has got to be a
better way to get to Mansfield. Yeah, I hate
when traffic is slow on 76. They always do the
most construction in August. Do you have cell
service here? Yeah, why? Open up that map app
and see if there's another route that we could
take. It's gotta be faster than what we're doing
now. I think we moved a half mile in the last
hour. I'm sure that we've moved more than that,
but... Yeah, let me look. Alright, where are
we? Sign says half mile till 21. I'm not familiar
with that road. It looks like if you go south
on 21... And you'll run into 585, and we can
take that... What? Oh, it's southwest. Man, I
don't care if we are driving around in circles.
As long as we get there before nightfall. What
is so important to pick up in Mansfield? He's
got issue number zero. What? No way. The one
they never released publicly. Yeah, and he's
only asking 500 for it. Does he have more than
one? I didn't ask. What road do I turn off on?
Um, 585. Hey, could we, uh, stop real quick?
Everything alright? Yeah, I just gotta take a
leak. I'm sure there's a gas station once we
get onto 585. I see the sign up ahead, and at
least we're moving again. Sign says there's a
gas station. I see it. Uh, one mile left. I'm
surprised it's not near the exit. Could be one
built a long time ago. So... What condition is
it in? Oh, yeah, sorry. The pictures look good.
No rips, no staining. Are you going to get it
appraised? Let me actually get it first. Then
I'll figure out shit. What's wrong? The gas station
is closed. Well, there has to be another one.
Just keep driving. Why not? Just think of it
as a road trip. I want to be driving towards
Mansfield. We're still moving. I'll find some
backways. You better find us a way. I will. Watch
out! Jenny, stop! Stop! Run, Jenny! Run! What
should we do? This ain't none of our business.
What are you doing? I'm protecting her. Protecting
her from what? Protecting her from you. Protecting
her from me? What did I do? She already has a
boyfriend. Yeah, I know. You know? Yeah, I know.
I'm the boyfriend. You're the boyfriend. Yes.
Oh. I'm the father. Nice to meet you. Nice time
to meet you too, I guess. See? Nothing going
on. Yup, just some backwoods Ohio family drama.
This is embarrassing. Tell me about it. Why was
she running? I don't know. I thought she was
running away from you. I thought she was running
away from you. I thought you were chasing her.
I was. Why were you chasing her? I was trying
to catch up. Well, if she wasn't running away
from you, what is she running away from then?
Did you guys see anything? The only thing we
saw was her running in front of my car, and then
you guys chasing her. We weren't chasing her.
Look, I don't know you guys, but do you mind
helping out? I don't know. We don't know this
area. We'll help. We will? I thought you wanted
to get your thing. Call it karma, call it fate,
but I think we were supposed to help these people
out. Come on, let's go. The screams came from
there. That's down by the water. You guys coming?
You got us out of the car. Just tell us what
we can do. Why don't we stop talking and get
to the water? Good idea. Follow me. Do we have
any idea what's out here? This place is an old
mining town. Where would she go? There's no telling.
We need to figure out why she was running. Over
here. I just saw her. What was that? Was that
a headless horse? Yeah. What is this place? What
does karma have to say about this place now?
I see her! Jenny! Jenny! Dad? Jen, what were
you running away from? I saw a woman. A woman?
Yes. Excuse me, do I know you? No, I'm sorry.
I'm Michael, and this is my friend Max. Your
father asked me to help once he ran in front
of my car. Now, what about this woman? It was
an old woman, wearing a frontier dress. What's
wrong with that? Jen, are you sure that you saw
her? Yes, I'm sure. I'm sorry, but what are we
missing? Rumor has it this place is haunted.
That would explain the horse. You saw the horse
too? Let me guess. That is part of this place
too. Legend has it that the horse was too tall
and a tree took his head off. Look, I'm sure
that is a great story, but I don't have time.
Jenny is safe, and we got to go. Mister, be careful
out there. Michael, right? Thank you. No problem.
Come on, Max, let's go. Are you sure you're okay?
I'm fine, thank you. I hope that your friend
isn't mad. Oh, he'll be fine. He's just in a
hurry to get some comic book. Really? I collect
comic books. Which one is he looking for? Tales
from the Janitor, Episode 0. The one that tells
you the backstory of the Janitor. Only 50 were
made. I have that one. I have two, actually.
I'll sell you one of them. Yeah? How much? Uh,
how much you got in your wallet right now? I
have... $57. A little lower than I would normally
ask, but... For $57? It's yours. Really? Why
not? Because it's worth a lot more than that?
Every now and then, you have to support the chaos.
I have it in my car just up the hill. I was on
my way to Mansfield to sell it. You coming or
what? Yeah, you're not gonna believe this, but
I've got a surprise for you. I'm done with surprises.
Too much chaos. Every now and then, you need
to support the chaos. Rogues Hollow was one of
those weird places in Ohio. First of all, it's
an old mining area that's full of taverns and
tormented spirits. You get it. One tale about
this place is the Chidester Mill Ghost, a mill
worker who fell into the wheel and was crushed
to death under the water. And as a ghost, he
burned the place down because someone was going
to buy it. Another story is about a headless
horse. And of course, now people say that they
see headless horse with the devil on its back.
I mean, why not, right? Another story is about
a woman wearing a frontier -style dress or hearing
an old train choo -choo. But one of the biggest
stories from this area, and my favorite, and
I should have told this myth, is the Crybaby
Bridge, where according to the legend, a car
was traveling across the bridge. slid on some
ice, and plunged into the cold water below. The
driver and passenger were killed instantly, but
their baby was stranded in the car and slowly
starved to death. People today state that they
still hear the infant crying. I'm going to let
you be now. The new area is right over there.
Remember... If you like what I do, make sure
to fill out one of those little review forms.
Please? I always make sure to leave a review.
My shift is done here, and I think it's time
for me to go camping at Camp Scott. Well, thank
you, mister. You told some stories. I have many
more to tell. So many more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Know your name. Know your name.