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The Intangible is a limited literary audio anthology

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that explores that corpulent call which we must

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all one day pierce. We're happy to have you here,

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and even happier to keep you. Care for a chilled

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beverage? Please enjoy cracking open a couple

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cold ones. The crowd screaming began when we

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saw the hands, one from each side, thrice the

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dimensions of the colliding bodies. One hand

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yanked the moon to the west, the comet was snatched

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to the east. Both tipped asunder, and molten

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cores poured into unfathomably large, toothy

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mars which had appeared. Deep rumbles ensued

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like monstrous guffaws, flattening trees, sweeping

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people away in its wake. lifting them hundreds

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of feet high, then abandoning fleshy bodies to

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crash to the earth. Weeks later, they're still

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here. At night, the sky is dark now. It's only

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a matter of time before they drink us, too. Oh,

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no, no, no, no. See, I was just... I wasn't...

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All right, fine. You caught me. But listen, there's

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infinite universes out there. Nobody's going

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to miss just one. It was never Thanksgiving.

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Never Christmas that got me. I think because

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I could see them coming well ahead of time. Years

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ahead if I wanted. They're like an orbiting comet.

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You know when to expect them. If you get hit

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by one, sure, it'll vaporize you. But they aren't

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scary because you always know where they are.

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It wasn't the holidays that got me. It's always

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those days that come out of nowhere, like an

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extinction -level asteroid. One minute, I'm sleeping

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like my bed is in a hypergolic chamber. And the

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next, I feel like I'm watching what looks like

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a comet in the sky grow and grow until its light

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is all I see. And I can hear it ripping the air

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apart in front of it as it closes in. Then, wham,

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I'm extinct. Not extinct. Not really. But I've

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watched the world go around for 1 ,128 days.

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Staring out through this small window, mostly

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alone. I have next to no contact with the world

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outside. Most days, I don't think too much about

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it. This is my life. Love it or hate it. And

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my own choices led me here. No sense in driving

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myself crazy over some imagined life I could

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be living instead. I haven't seen or talked to

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a member of my family since I went away either.

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1 ,128 days since I have heard any of their voices.

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Felt their arms around me. Heard the words, I

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love you. The holidays I can see coming. It's

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days like today that are hard. Taken by surprise.

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Days when the view from this window looks much

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less beautiful. Today is the hardest so far.

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This is the smallest my window has felt since

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I've been aboard the Scout Class Kestrel Fury.

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The most alone. I've felt since I left the surface

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1 ,128 days ago. There are daily check -ins,

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of course. Weekly discussions with the psych.

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Regular meetings with a doctor, a dietician.

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The cheerleader. He's a pastor and a life coach,

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but I like my name for him. He laughs and refers

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to himself that way now, too. And various other

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members of the team. business. I've never heard

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I love you in a meeting with any of them. No.

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Not a comet. We see those coming. It's the asteroids.

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Those colossal titans that crash through the

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great black vacuum, mistling down at you with

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extinction event speed. So fast you never had

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a chance to even brace yourself. So fast that

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when you heard the call come over the comm, you

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barely reached your space window in time to see

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the fiery celeste. Just a speck of white -orange

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sparkle, the flash of a trace around, but aiming

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straight for home. Barely fast enough to bear

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witness. Barely fast enough to look away in time

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and... Not get yourself blinded. That fast. In

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the blink of an eye. In the most literal sense

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of that breeze. And there were no more holidays.

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We are in extinct. There are still few of us

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floating around here. It might last another 7

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,300 days. Who knows? Holidays are like comets.

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They're just like Earth. Gone. They're all gone

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and none of them are ever coming back around.

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I sit, crouched and hidden among the black shadows,

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peering around the corner. So far, the two of

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us have remained peaceful with each other, and

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I'm comfortable watching him come and go. without

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being fully out of sight. He is much bigger than

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I, but not nearly as quick. I've had several

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run -ins with his type before, and he doesn't

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scare me. They're all the same. Big and powerful,

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but clumsy, lumbering and thin -skinned. Also,

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he doesn't seem to possess a particularly luminous

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level of intelligence. Not stupid, but not bright.

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Any one of our kind could easily outclass him

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in that department. Every day I watch, and his

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routine is the same. He fills his bowl, then

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becomes distracted. He wanders off, occupied

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by these other matters, and, get this, forgets

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to eat. He just leaves his rations lying about,

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unguarded and gone to waste. He doesn't come

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back for it. nor does he notice when I sneak

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in and steal some. I've been here several weeks

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now, and it's a wonder how he can survive with

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such a degree of complacency. I'm amazed by the

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blatant insensibility he displays. Frankly, it

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disgusts me. But I do enjoy the perks. So far,

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I don't consider him a serious threat. Based

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on my observations, he could be dangerous, I

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suppose. But he appears unlikely to choose violence.

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If he tries, I'll punish him for it. Still, I

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remain cautious. I wait for him to leave so I

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can steal his food again, but with so little

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available cover, I'm nervous about walking into

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the wide open. I'd be too exposed. After the

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close call yesterday, he almost had me, I confess.

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I feel a bit skittish. I suppose, in a way, he

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has me trapped here at the moment, but I can

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escape at my will. His foolishness has afforded

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me numerous opportunities to go without alert.

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Once, he leaned himself against the main door

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without realizing it was ajar. He stared at his

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feet for several moments, unaware of his own

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self -induced security breach. Pathetic. Yes,

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I miss my old streets, but my curiosity here

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has caught hold and kept me. Besides, he's done

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nothing to threaten my safety. Except for yesterday.

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There was a minor attack, from which I escaped

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unharmed. Over his choice of oppression and conflict,

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he snuck in as I pilfered the rations he'd left

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lying about. He was stealthy, and I didn't notice

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him before he was upon me. I usually fight back.

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I was prepared to fight back. I always fight

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back, but this time was different. I'm disturbed.

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and ashamed that I was caught so unprepared,

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and I'm ashamed his sorcery worked on me. His

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paws are enormous, large enough to wrap all the

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way around me, and when he got hold of me, I

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froze. The situation worked out, but a life could

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have been lost if things had gone differently.

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Even today, I struggle to understand what happened.

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What went wrong? Once he had me, though, he didn't

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attack. Not at first. He held me there for a

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moment. It gave me time to think. He's so much

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bigger than me, I figured it was best not to

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struggle in case it would agitate him. What he

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did wasn't violent, but it was surely torture.

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He held me down with one hand. and put his other

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hand on my neck. Then, when he touched my back,

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I was inexplicably paralyzed, unexpectedly captured,

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and entirely in repose. I had never been confronted

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with such a maneuver, and I cannot accurately

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convey the effect it had on me. Everyone knows

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how much I sleep. Dare say too much. I love to

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sleep. This. was not sleep. It was as if my body

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slept, while I remained helpless to its will.

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I could hear him speaking in his bizarre language

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while he manipulated my neck and back with repeated

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motions. I admit this next part not for posterity,

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but because I am incapable of anything besides

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total upfront honesty. The whole truth. or none

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at all, I always say. So yes, I confess, I enjoyed

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the sensation, especially when his hand moved

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from my neck down my back. I stayed vigilant,

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though, watching for the inevitable opportunity,

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for my chance to shimmy loose and escape his

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clutches with a trick the very instant I could.

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I'm still chuckling over how well my deception

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worked. As I said, his bizarre trap rendered

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me nearly helpless, but after some time, my mobility

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began to return and I could move again. Not much

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at first, but some. The technique he used must

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lose some of its potency after a certain volume

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of continued exposure. Although I was yet hindered

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to a degree, I mustered my strength, rolled over,

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and feigned absolute submission. Presented with

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my underbelly, the attacker did not cease inflicting

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his torture, but instead ignored my back and

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refocused his efforts on the tender front of

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my torso. I experienced those effects differently

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due to his new angle of attack. It wasn't as

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pleasure - unbearable as the first technique.

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I felt no need to eliminate this foe, but I needed

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to escape. I needed to rest and to ponder how

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he shirked my defenses. So, I lulled him into

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further complacency with a brief maneuver of

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my own. I tolerated this new torment while pretending

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I was feeble to convince him I had finally surrendered.

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I would never. Then, when I was certain he'd

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fallen for my ruse, I planned I would astonish

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him. My plan was immaculate, of course. When

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his defenses dipped, I saw my opening and snapped

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into action. I pounced like one of those feral

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calicos from the back alleys, a glorious attack.

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I snared his enormous paw and delivered a ferocious

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bite to make sure he knew I had got the better

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of him. He howled in his native tongue. More

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on that in a moment. And my nasty surprise triggered

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his nervous system, forcing his knuckles to straighten

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and lock just like any other simple rodents would.

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Finally, his grip relaxed and he released. I

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was quick and seized the moment. slipped free

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and retreated to safety. There, I sat and allowed

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him to amuse me with his grumbling whimpers and

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owls. He won't be trying that maneuver again.

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Later, I groomed myself before napping. A last

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note, it seems I have learned a word of his language.

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As I launched my devious attack yesterday, he

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yelled out, Ow, Henry, you stinker! Which I am

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now quite certain means, please spare my life.

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In his dialect. Pathetic. Yes, hi. I mean, I

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apologize for my momentary outburst earlier.

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As John Donne once wrote, Any man's death diminishes

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me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore

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never send to know for whom the bell tolls. It

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tolls for thee. Speaking of bells, I believe

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I hear one right now. Karen tuned out the second

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grade girls on the playground. It only took three

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weeks as an elementary school teacher to learn

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that ability, and she was going on six years

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now as Miss Karen. Instead, she focused on her

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conversation with Melissa, the new TA. I know,

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can you believe it? She was only 23. We were

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supposed to go for happy hour this Wednesday.

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It was a teacher's work day and a half day, so

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they planned to leave a little early. Betsy had

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invited Karen to show the fellas down at Charlie's

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place what a couple of working gals could do

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with a stick and some balls on a pool table.

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After which they both caught the giggles and

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ended up laughing so hard, both their 7th period

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classes asked them what was wrong when they saw

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the smudged makeup on their faces. Melissa nodded

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sympathetically. She knew Karen and Betsy had

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been work besties. So kind and sunny. Her parents

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must be devastated. The brass bell gave three

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quick rings to alert the teacher as recess was

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nearly over. Melissa clapped as she walked the

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perimeter of the play yard, calling the class

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to line up. Single file! Single file! Ladies

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first! Last one in line has desk duty! Most of

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the class lined up at their designated post,

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but not the group of girls. They continued their

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dance, hands clasped, spinning a large circle,

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six of them all together. They collapsed in a

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giggling heap. Melissa smiled to herself, but

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she knew if she gave the girls an inch, then...

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Well, she was a little girl once, too. She knew

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how bad it could get. Clapping louder, she shouted

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to them, Let's go, girls! Line up, line up, line

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up! One of the girls, Aubrey, ran over. One more

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time, Miss Melissa. Please. You can play it with

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us. We wanted to do one for Miss Betsy. Melissa

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looked down, and even though she knew Aubrey

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was putting on her best sad puppy face, it still

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worked. If we do one dance together, one, for

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Miss Betsy, will you tell the others to follow

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directions so we can line up without any fuss?

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Yes, Miss Melissa. So, can we? Go ahead, she

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nodded. I'll be right over. Aubrey dashed back

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to the group, and they all joined hands, leaving

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a space right next to Aubrey for Miss Melissa.

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As Melissa took her place between Cindy and Aubrey,

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Aubrey smiled up at her, beaming. Miss Melissa

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and the group of second grade girls collapsed

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to the dense autumn grass, all of them giggling.

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True to her word, Aubrey had told the others,

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and they obediently lined up and returned to

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class. Several weeks later, Miss Karen stood

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at recess with her arms crossed, chatting with

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the new TA, Annabelle. It's just so weird, first

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Betsy, then Melissa, Karen shivered. I just don't

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understand. You look like you aren't sleeping

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well. Karen meant it sympathetically, but...

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Thanks. Karen gave Annabelle a deadpan look,

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then realized how sharp the word had come out.

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. It's okay. It's

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not. I'm not, you know. I'm not sleeping well.

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The group of second grade girls played nearby

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when the brass bell rang out three quick chirps.

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Karen began calling the class to line. Let's

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go, line up, single file, ladies first. Aubrey

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skipped over and motioned for Annabelle to lean

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in, then whispered in her ear. Annabelle glanced

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over at Karen and mouthed, I'll be right back.

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Okay, she said to Aubrey. One time, then we line

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up, okay? Yes, Miss Anna. Thank you. Come on.

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Aubrey grabbed Miss Anna's hand and skipped back

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to the circle. Annabelle didn't know why, but

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the hair on her neck stood at attention when

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she grasped Cindy's hand next to Aubrey. and

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began turning a big circle with the girls. Don't

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you just love children? I prefer mine medium

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rare. What's one thing you wish you could say

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to someone, but you can't because they're gone?

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Could be a question, apology, and I love you.

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Anything at all, as long as it's for somebody

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you knew in life who's gone now. That I had so

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much to say. Maybe that mostly that they took

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that for granted, I suppose, or assumed they'd

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always be there. I assumed they'd always be there,

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so I didn't say what I could have said when...

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I should have said it. Not only is Angels Alive

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extraordinary elixir, a robust and rotund elixir,

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it is an excellent, exceptional, efficacious,

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effectual, potent, powerful, marvelous, magnificent

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one, and is, as always, an utterly edible, enjoyable,

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potent, potable, pleasantly piquant and palatable,

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desirable, delicious, delectable, mouth -watering,

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and yet... morally respectable elixir of the

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finest quality of the most refined purity developed

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under the sharpest eye of scrutiny safely and

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scientifically circulated carefully crafted and

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combined by the bright and the brilliant the

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astute and acute the clever and keen shaman of

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the sheik a mystifying medicine man from a mysterious

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perplexing peculiar part of pa wang located deep

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deep down in the far southwest of the east for

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an elixir so unusually useful angel's alive extraordinary

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elixir is for a time too temporary to tell uncommonly

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priced every extraordinary bottle of angel's

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alive extraordinary elixir must go and remember

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folks a bottle bought is always a bottle sold

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blaze peeked his helmet out to see if he could

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spot the sinister scientist but he only saw endless

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rows of empty drums Max Ratchet, you're under

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arrest in the name of the Republic of the New

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Milky Way. Give up now, and no one gets hurt.

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The tables have turned, Blaze. You'll never escape

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the Tinkerbots. I've programmed them all so they

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only have one goal. Your demise. Max tried to

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laugh like an evil villain, but ended up choking

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and coughing on his own spit instead. Max pushed

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the thick lenses of his glasses back up to the

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bridge of his nose. Tinkerbots, attack! Blaze

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saw hundreds of small silver bots with insect

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-like wings rise up in a swarm from behind a

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large boxy machine with an opening that looked

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like a mechanical mouth. He could hear the buzzing

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sound getting louder and he knew he had to think

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fast. The space hero looked around the facility

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for something, something that might help. To

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his left, there was only a wall with windows

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that looked out into the blackness of space.

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No help there. To the right, there was a conveyor

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belt that fed the mechanical mouth and some assorted

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crates and drums for shipping space materials.

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Still, no help. The buzzing sound got louder,

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and Blaze knew he needed an escape plan, but

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he felt so sleepy. He looked up at the ceiling

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and suddenly had an idea. I'll rest my eyes.

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Just, just for a minute. His mom kissed his forehead

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and tucked him in. Good night, Nathan. Have sweet

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space dreams. Nathan gave a quiet snore as he

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rolled to his side and clutched his favorite

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action figure a little tighter. You've been listening

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to The Intangible, an audio literature program

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of weird fiction. This was not a fever dream.

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Nor was this the seething sea that ceased to

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sea, then thus sufficeth us. it keeps getting

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worse till one day you die. Does it get worse

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after that? I don't know, kid. I sure hope so.
