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Welcome to another Universal Orlando podcast.

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I'm Nick. And I'm Melody. And that's a cat behind

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the computer. Yes. Yes. We got new cat toys today.

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They were sent to us from a business. Did you

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try the blue ball yet on the carpet? No. Oh.

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It's loud. Ash. He's not interested. I think

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he is. Because he is staring at it from behind

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the computer. Okay, now he doesn't care. Okay.

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Anyways, do you have any small talk? I think

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that was the small talk. Small talk is already

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over. Well, that was my portion of it. Do you

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have any small talk? No. You're lame. That's

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not a good thing. No, I'm smiling because you

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forgot your own small talk, and I'm not going

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to remind you. What was my small talk? Nope.

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Remind me. It was going to be making fun of me,

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so no. Remind me. That was a reminder. And you

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still don't remember. Oh, right. Move on. Move

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on. Move on. We were trying out Riverside because

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we were like, oh, if you ever want to have guests

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one day, we need to know how to do, you know,

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group projects. How do I word this? How do we

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record with other people who are in the room

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with us? So we're like, okay, well, we've heard

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Riverside mentioned on Distractable. And he's

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a big YouTuber. He should know what he's doing.

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So we got Riverside, started playing around with

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it. We want to record on two tracks because recording

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on one track makes it really hard to edit. So

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if I make a weird noise or something, she can

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edit it out. Like right now, I'm hitting the

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chair against the desk and that's making her

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really mad. Am I going to stop? No. Or if more

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commonly, if I'm talking and Nick decides to

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clear his throat. Just like that. Then I can

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take out his clearing throat. Right. So that's

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why you want to record on two tracks versus one

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track if you're doing multiple people. So Riverside

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makes it real easy where like if I want to invite

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somebody to record with us, all we have to do

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is send them a link and they click on the link

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and it takes them right into our project. And

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I think they even get the audio file when they're

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done. Which is great when you have two remote

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areas recording. Right. But we can't figure out

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how to do it on two tracks. No. From one... Computer.

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One computer. Using the Scarlet 2x2 specifically.

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So if anybody knows anything, let us know. We

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just want to be able to use two tracks from our

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one Scarlet 2x2, one recording going in. I know,

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we could always go buy that road caster thing

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that I wanted. That probably won't even help,

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actually. I want it because it has a mute button.

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So if I feel like clearing my throat, I can just

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go boop. So that is our small talk. The reason

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why this episode is coming out so late is as

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of this recording last week, everybody was sick.

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You did it again, but that's fine. What? You

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forgot why you were talking about Riverside.

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I'm just reminding you because I'm nice. Oh,

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right. So before all that, we plugged in our

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mics. We got it all set up. Because we're trying

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to figure it out. We're trying to figure it out.

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and we were like, oh, let's do a test recording

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and see if you can split it. And then you talk,

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it shows up. I talk, we thought it showed up.

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You ended it, then you listen to it, and you

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only hear yourself. And you're like, oh, why

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do I only hear myself? So I'm like, hmm, that's

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weird. I'm like, did you plug it in? And then

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you looked on the floor, and look, there's the

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XLR cable just laying on the floor. Because I

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didn't plug it in. And she didn't plug it in.

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There. I got made fun of. We can move on now.

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What is today's episode about? Anyways, so the

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reason why this is coming out so late is because

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last week, as of this recording, everybody in

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our house was sick. I was sick. Jack was sick.

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Rose was sick. You got a sniffle for one day.

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I was not sick for long, but I had to deal with

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all the sickness. Yes. So we postponed recording

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on that week. And now it's this week. And why

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are we delayed again? No, we're not. This is

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just the one week. Oh, okay. So this week, we're

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talking about more food. If you were sick about

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hearing about food, I'm sorry, but here you go.

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More food. Blame Epic Universe opening. We're

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talking about Epic's food. Yeah. Socials, finally.

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Oh, yeah. Socials! You can find us on Instagram

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and Twitter slash X. You can find us at Another

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Universal Podcast on Instagram. And another you

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will pod on Twitter slash X. Also, if anybody

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works for the brand Circle, C -I -R -K -U -L,

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you know, the brand that has those flavor pods

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and you screw it into the lid and you're like,

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ooh, I get 60 ounces of flavored water. It's

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a big fat lie. You get like 40 ounces at most.

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Well, no, if you think about it, I can drink

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two that is 60. What? No, these are... 36. These

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are 40 ounces. Yeah, and I could drink two of

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them. Wait, no, these are, are these 40? They're

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like 36, I measured. Yeah, these are 40 ounces.

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You drink two of these? Yeah. Okay, fine, the

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brain doesn't lie. It's just 60 ounces is not

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as much as it sounds. You drink like two things.

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Actually, no, it is less because you put it on

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like, what, five? Uh -huh. And then the flavor's

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gone by one and a half or two of these. but i

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thought it was advertised you could bump it all

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the way up to 10 or something like that and get

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full flavor i think it is advertised like that

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but oh well speaking of flavor i think i just

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ran out no also if you work for the brand the

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whole new tumblr style with the star is extremely

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hard to get liquid out please fix that I doubt

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anybody listens. Anyways, you didn't come here

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to hear us talk about cats or Melody's mishaps

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or sick children or circle tumblers. You came

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here to listen about... Whoops. You came here

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to listen about... Nick knocking stuff into the

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microphone. Hope you're not hungry, because I

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am certainly... Getting hungry. In the middle.

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By the time this episode is over, we will be

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looking for snacks. Alright, so... We are going

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to cite our sources in the beginning. We have

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pulled from three sources to compile our hopefully

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complete -ish list of Epic Universe food. As

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of this moment. As of this moment. Keep in mind,

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this is pre -opening. Food items may or may not

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change. I didn't look through this, so if there's

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any prices in here, prices may or may not change.

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No prices. Melody's saying no prices. Everything

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is to be determined because they are still testing

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things. Here are the sources. We pulled from

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UniversalOrlando .com, AttractionsMagazine .com,

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written by Blake Taylor, and MiceChat .com, written

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by Terry Peters. I don't think I butchered any

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of those names. You did not. They were very simple.

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Yes, they were pretty simple. Unfortunately,

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we did not find one from John Self. I guarantee

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you if he has written one, he is going to send

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it to us and be like, why did you not use my

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article? And then I will turn around and say,

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blame Melody. To be fair, we did try and find

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one written by him because we like his work.

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What are you looking at? Seeing if he wrote an

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article. Did he write an article? I don't think

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so. I don't see anything. Okay. Well, hopefully

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he gets to write one soon, and I look forward

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to reading it. Moving on. We have Ministry of

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Magic. I'm going to butcher this. Cafe Lair de

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la Siren. Sure. The stairs place. The lair. The

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lair of the siren. Sure. Okay. Your turn. You

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can read it. Oh. Baguette de dinde? De dinde.

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Dined? Dined? I don't know. Close enough. D -I

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-N -D -E. Oh, John's also going to get mad about

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this. Oh, yeah, we suck at pronunciations. He

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hates mispronunciations. That word, he hates

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that. I love how you mispronounce, mispronounce.

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Whatever. Good job. It's late. Anyway, baguette.

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A warm, crusty baguette piled with sliced, cracked

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pepper turkey, arugula, apples, and brie, topped

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with mustard butter and apple butter. It's a

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turkey sandwich. It's a fancy turkey sandwich.

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I have not heard of either mustard butter and

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apple butter. I've heard of apple butter. It's

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actually pretty good. Mustard butter on the other...

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I feel like it's just mustard and butter. That's

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how I envision it as well. But this is just a

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fancy turkey sandwich. Yes. I feel like this

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will be a quick grab -and -go type item. Probably.

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Butterbeer crepe. With shortbread cookie butter,

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Bavarian cream, butterbeer cream, strawberries,

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butterbeer drizzle, and a butterbeer shortbread

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cookie. Butterbeer everything, apparently. And

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I hope it actually gets served on a plate. Because

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if it's served like the, so the picture, it's

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like a traditional crepe where it's on a plate

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and then it has all the toppings on top of the

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crepe. It also looks super fancy and not at all

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like the crepes in studios. Right. So I'm really

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hoping it's going to be plated rather than in

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a pizza cone type thing. Maybe. Ready for the

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next one? Yes. Quiche Lorraine. Egg custard in

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a pie crust filled with bacon. Oh. Gruyere cheese.

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Gruyere, yeah. And caramelized onions with mornay

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sauce and a side of berries with lavender honey

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drizzle. That actually sounds really good. I

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don't think I've had a... No, we hadn't. You

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had a quiche before. I had a quiche before. I

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want a quiche again. I really like quiches. This

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is a fancy quiche. Fancy quiche. I would eat

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this quiche. Would you eat your berries? Yes,

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I would eat my berries. Good. Insert. I don't

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know what a lavender honey drizzle is. Have you

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heard the berries and cream? Yes, don't. Shush.

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Continue. To those who don't understand why Nick

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is laughing, I cut out. No, you didn't. Him watching

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the video of the guy singing the stupid Berries

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and Cream song. Nick's humor is very broken.

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Shall I play this one? No. Anyways, moving on.

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Unfortunately, so far there is no Berries and

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Cream, but we do have a Jambon Beret. This is

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ham... See? Special cheese, Dijon mustard, butter,

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and a French baguette. This is not listed on

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the Universal website. Correct. A lot of these,

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or probably like half the foods, are not going

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to actually be on the Universal website. These

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are included on the two other articles that we

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found. So it's a ham sandwich. Yes, with the

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special cheese. And more mustard butter, but

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this one was Dijon. Wow. Next. Oh, I searched

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up the pronunciation of this one and I already

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forgot. Boof! Oh, but then I didn't search up

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the second one. Booth Borg... Borg... Borgunon.

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Mm -hmm. Borgunon. Sure. Okay. Braised beef in

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burgundy wine with mushrooms, pearl onions, roasted

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carrots, and bacon lardons with, uh, palms. Palms

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puree. I think that's like a potato puree, maybe.

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Mashed potatoes. Or lardons. I don't know. Bacon

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lardons. Maybe John will explain it in his post,

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in his blog post. Sounds good, though. Ah, jeez.

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Special salad. Fancy salad. No, you gotta say

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it. Nikois. N -I -weird C -O -I -S -E. That.

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C is like what has a little... It's like a squiggly

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C. Yeah. It's a tuna salad of fingerling potatoes.

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The weird Nikois olives, pickled red onions,

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eggs, haricot verts, tomatoes, and mustard vinaigrette.

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And this one is not listed on the Universal website.

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Okay. We're just gonna make that as, like, a

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fact every time, just in case you want to look

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up the food. So, from my understanding, there

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was a tasting event, and that's why this stuff

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has been released. Probably also from a combination

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of, uh... Team member previews. It just, to me,

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doesn't make sense as to why websites don't list

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everything then. I don't know. Moving on. Oh,

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it's my turn. Yes, it is. The Ridgeable Plum

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Juice. Apple, passion fruit, dragon fruit, and

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citrus. Not listed on the Universal website.

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Le Goblet Noir. That's another restaurant. Then

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you have the Alchemist Platter. Okay, you're

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not doing this right. Okay, all the ones that

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we just read are at the cafe that we mentioned.

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Now we're moving on to a new place. Try to make

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it a little more obvious. You did not. Okay,

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this is the Legablet Noir. Alchemist Platter.

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You have smoked sausage, pickled eggs, potato,

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and cheese pierogies. Beets, caramelized onions,

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and a warm pretzel with German mustard and cheese

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fondue. I want this. I will be getting this.

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Because what people don't know is my dad makes

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pickled eggs, beets, and stuff for Thanksgiving.

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It's just kind of like a weird tradition thing

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that he started. So seeing the purple eggs on

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the picture make me happy, remind me of home.

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I like pickled eggs. Ew. Moving on. And pierogi

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is lentil stew. Stew of lentils, vegan bacon,

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and root vegetable with artesian bread. The thing

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is, is this one's on their website. Okay. Other

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foods that we're going to talk about are not.

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But they put lentil stew over the salad. The

00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:43.820
salad looks prettier. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Moving

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on. You now have Bar Moonshine and Butterbeer

00:14:47.059 --> 00:14:54.879
Cart. Ha ha ha. Say it. Brow brr. Beer brr. It's

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Butterbeer. Yeah. Butterbeer served cold, frozen,

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or hot. Not listed on Universal. But obvious

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due to video. Yep. Because they posted the video

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and they talk about Butterbeer being there. So.

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Yep. Next we have Super Nintendo World. Toadstool

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Cafe. We're going to start with the Mario Burger.

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Beef patty with mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, and

00:15:20.289 --> 00:15:23.570
melted American cheese on a brioche bun with

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a side of truffle french fries. Sounds like this

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place wants to kill me. I'm allergic to mushrooms.

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Probably. Well, yes. Yes. But if you got tested,

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we will know how severe. Eh, that's too much

00:15:36.950 --> 00:15:39.960
work. Anyway. That was the Mario burger. And

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due to the picture, and I even looked at other

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pictures too, the bun does have the mustache

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on it and the little red hat. Because I sent

00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:51.320
my sister a picture. She was like, that looks

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fake. So I sent her another picture of a person

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actually holding it. So my question is, is it

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like a fondue type hat? Is it edible? Or is it

00:16:00.940 --> 00:16:05.700
like a little plastic hat? Do they take the hat

00:16:05.700 --> 00:16:08.480
away when... Because I saw it as, like, part

00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:12.360
of a, like, a way to hide the stick that keeps

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burgers together. So my question is, so, like,

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you know how when you go to Minion Cafe and they

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bring out the ramen and then they pour the ramen

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but then take the cool cup away? I wasn't there

00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:26.240
when they did it, so I don't remember. Okay,

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it comes in a cool little glass cup. Oh, okay.

00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:30.960
It's obvious why they take it away, but I wonder

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if they take away the little hat. It's like,

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we're keeping the hat. I don't think so. It's

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a joke. Oh. Obviously, you keep the hat. It's

00:16:39.370 --> 00:16:42.470
probably a toothpick. Yeah. Expensive toothpick,

00:16:42.470 --> 00:16:44.970
but. But then you can put it on your future burgers.

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But if it is like a toothpick or plastic hat,

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the price of that burger just like skyrocketed.

00:16:51.190 --> 00:16:54.840
Yes. That'll probably be like a $20 burger. Same

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thing with Luigi Burger, which is a grilled chicken

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with basil pesto, melted Swiss cheese, green

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peppers, and spinach on a brioche bun with a

00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:07.299
side of truffle french fries. Again. Ew. They

00:17:07.299 --> 00:17:10.000
had to add all the green veggies for Luigi's

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Burger. Here. Okay. Mario's Burger. Beef patty.

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Good. Mushrooms? I'll take it without the mushrooms.

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Lettuce tomato? Fine. Melted American cheese?

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Fine. On a brioche bun. Truffle fries? I'm not

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a big fan of truffle fries. Luigi, grilled chicken,

00:17:26.470 --> 00:17:30.289
great. Basil pesto, meh. Melted Swiss cheese,

00:17:30.470 --> 00:17:32.650
don't like Swiss cheese. Green peppers, don't

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like green peppers. Don't like spinach either.

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Doesn't he sound like a child while he's complaining

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about food? Yeah, I'm picky. Deal with it. Oh,

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I get to read the next one, though. Bowser's

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Fireball Challenge. One pound meatball with mozzarella

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cheese and mushroom marinara sauce. and parsley

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with a Bowser -inspired puff pastry and a side

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of hot sauce. And now I was like, ooh, this looks

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really good. It's like a ginormous meatball.

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And then you say, mushroom marinara sauce. Why?

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Because it's the mushroom kingdom. I don't care.

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There are going to be mushrooms. I wonder if

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they'll be able to do, like, an allergy thing.

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I made meatloaf for dinner, and that was two

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pounds of meat. That's true. One pound meatball.

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That's a lot. Yeah. I want this now. I'll have

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to go and click an allergy note, and then the

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chef's going to have to come out and be like,

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what are you allergic to? Mushrooms. And they'll

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be like, go to a different portal. They'll be

00:18:37.529 --> 00:18:40.670
like, leave. Why are you here? I'm surprised

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this next one is not on the Universal website.

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Piranha plant caprese. Caprese? I think. My cup.

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This is tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, asparagus,

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and basil pesto with greens, radish, and apple

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vinaigrette. Not listed on Universal website.

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But it looks super cool. If you pay anything

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more than $4 or $5 for this, you're getting ripped

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off. Let's count. It's rabbit food. No, no, no.

00:19:08.269 --> 00:19:10.329
But it's pretty. So you get lettuce, which is

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fairly cheap in quantity. There is one, two slices

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of tomato. There is one. and a half slices of

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cheese, two leaves, one asparagus stalk, and,

00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:30.660
what is that, tomato? I'm pretty sure. And another

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half of, you basically get one tomato, a slice

00:19:34.859 --> 00:19:38.000
and a half of cheese, a handful of lettuce, I

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would say, okay, half a handful of lettuce, one,

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two, three, four radishes, two leaves, and one

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asparagus stalk. You're paying for the presentation.

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Yes, the presentation is very nice. Because it

00:19:52.309 --> 00:19:55.170
does look really cool. And now the thing that'll

00:19:55.170 --> 00:19:57.829
end me super mushroom pizza bowl. I'm supposed

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to read this one. Mozzarella cheese, sausage,

00:20:01.470 --> 00:20:05.329
pepperoni, and mushroom marinara sauce with mushroom

00:20:05.329 --> 00:20:11.569
pizza crust. Why? And not listed on the Universal

00:20:11.569 --> 00:20:14.250
website. Got it. We are not eating here when

00:20:14.250 --> 00:20:17.559
we go. No. Well, this next thing doesn't have

00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:21.559
mushrooms. Anyways, Yoshi's Snack Island. You

00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:24.880
have Yoshi's Smoothie. Milk with frozen Granny

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Smith apple and honeydew syrup. Whipped cream

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and green apple boba. With no mushrooms. No mushrooms.

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If there was a drink with mushrooms in it, then

00:20:35.019 --> 00:20:37.619
even I would... I would force you to get it at

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that point. Ugh. That actually sounds pretty

00:20:40.220 --> 00:20:43.039
good. But that's all that there was for Nintendo

00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:47.750
World. Moving on. Isle of Berk. Mead Hall. Thawfest

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platter. Spread of chicken drumsticks in a wild

00:20:51.569 --> 00:20:55.490
berry barbecue glaze, grilled salmon, and sausage

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with roasted carrots, cipollini, maybe, onions,

00:21:01.109 --> 00:21:06.690
Nordic fries, and side sauces. You good? Those

00:21:06.690 --> 00:21:11.170
drumsticks look like meatballs. No, you can see

00:21:11.170 --> 00:21:13.450
the sticks sticking out of them from the back.

00:21:13.589 --> 00:21:17.299
Now I can. Yes, but originally they do look like

00:21:17.299 --> 00:21:20.500
the glazed meatballs. That actually looks pretty

00:21:20.500 --> 00:21:24.099
good. Yes. We got chicken and sausage and salmon.

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This is also probably going to be another place

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that I won't eat at. Lots of seafood. Well, yeah,

00:21:29.460 --> 00:21:32.799
because they live on an island. But if we do

00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:34.859
eat here, we can get the platter and you can

00:21:34.859 --> 00:21:36.839
take the drumsticks and I'll take the sausage.

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And the salmon. And you can have the salmon.

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And I can have the french fries. And to make

00:21:42.809 --> 00:21:48.470
it more fair, I'll give you the pickles. Jack

00:21:48.470 --> 00:21:51.109
will have the pickles. We have learned recently

00:21:51.109 --> 00:21:55.069
that he loves sweet gershkin. Gershkins. Gershkins.

00:21:55.369 --> 00:22:00.990
Yep. Ow. Don't punch your mic, please. Too late.

00:22:01.150 --> 00:22:05.609
Anyways, sullen sea sandwich. Salmon with pickled

00:22:05.609 --> 00:22:10.490
cucumbers and horseradish dill cream on a pumpernickel.

00:22:11.180 --> 00:22:14.839
Kaiser bun with a side of ancient garnishes...

00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:19.920
Garn... No. Grains. With a sun -dried berries.

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You're the fish expert. What do you think? Eh.

00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:28.180
It's a salmon burger. It's kind of boring looking,

00:22:28.359 --> 00:22:31.420
honestly. The ancient grains, on the other hand,

00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:35.299
I keep... It looks like mac and cheese. No, it

00:22:35.299 --> 00:22:38.839
looks like rice with veggies. Oh. Yeah, probably.

00:22:39.470 --> 00:22:42.390
Well, I mean, that is ancient grains or garns,

00:22:42.410 --> 00:22:46.269
you know. Moving on. Nordic harvest salad, kale,

00:22:46.509 --> 00:22:51.130
arugula, red cabbage, radishes, and grains with

00:22:51.130 --> 00:22:54.430
blueberries, apples, trail mix, and raspberry

00:22:54.430 --> 00:22:57.609
vinaigrette. I will never be getting this. I

00:22:57.609 --> 00:23:00.529
get it if you like salads and stuff, but if I

00:23:00.529 --> 00:23:03.650
go to a theme park, I am not getting a salad

00:23:03.650 --> 00:23:07.369
on purpose. Says the one who goes to a steak

00:23:07.369 --> 00:23:11.779
restaurant. As a side, not my entree. No, and

00:23:11.779 --> 00:23:17.519
then orders a $37 steak. And I get veggies on

00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:19.220
the side. What's wrong with that? And then gets

00:23:19.220 --> 00:23:23.240
two sides of veggies. No. Well, yes. Because

00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:26.519
I got french fries. Fried veggies. I don't count

00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:28.839
that as veggies. Then why'd you say two sides

00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:31.319
of veggies? It was a joke. But even that you

00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:33.720
get one veggie. I got that for my birthday. You

00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:37.160
can shut up. I look at it as a cost. I'm like,

00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:39.759
okay, I'm getting good value in the steak. I'm

00:23:39.759 --> 00:23:42.400
getting decent, okay value in the french fries.

00:23:42.740 --> 00:23:45.740
Well, I also panic ordered and got fries. No,

00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:49.759
and then you get, I don't know, broccoli or something.

00:23:49.900 --> 00:23:53.119
I'm like, hmm, how much does it cost them to

00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:56.640
give you that broccoli? 20 cents? Whatever, move

00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:58.900
on. Now who's holding up the episode? But you

00:23:58.900 --> 00:24:01.759
get a bowl of mashed potatoes. How much does

00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:04.579
it cost them for mashed potatoes? Probably a

00:24:04.579 --> 00:24:07.440
little bit more. But then if you're Melody, you

00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:09.039
eat your steak and you're like, hmm, I'm going

00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:11.720
to save some for home. So you box it up. Shut

00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:16.779
up. You box it up. And then we leave and we drive

00:24:16.779 --> 00:24:18.579
down the road. I'm like, oh, where's your to

00:24:18.579 --> 00:24:21.480
-go box? And you're like, shoot, I left it on

00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:24.839
the table. I told you to grab it. No, you didn't.

00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:28.160
I put it right in front of you. You expected

00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:30.700
the birthday girl to grab the food? How dare

00:24:30.700 --> 00:24:34.450
you? Yes, because I paid for it. We paid for

00:24:34.450 --> 00:24:39.849
it. I'll remember that. Move on. I'm gonna be

00:24:39.849 --> 00:24:41.950
butt to you on your birthday. Leave me alone.

00:24:42.930 --> 00:24:46.130
Stormy's... No. No. Not Stormy's. Stormfly's

00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:49.009
Catch of the Day. This is a chocolate mousse

00:24:49.009 --> 00:24:54.009
fish on top of a fruity pebbled cereal. You're

00:24:54.009 --> 00:24:57.029
adding extra words while reading. It's not a

00:24:57.029 --> 00:24:59.690
fruity pebble. It's just a fruity pebble cereal.

00:25:00.410 --> 00:25:04.930
ADHD. Yeah, but there's also a picture. Moose.

00:25:05.450 --> 00:25:08.390
Moose. Covered in chocolate. Uh -huh. Right?

00:25:08.490 --> 00:25:12.869
Yeah. The picture makes it look like a giant

00:25:12.869 --> 00:25:16.890
foam fish on cereal. Like one of those peanut

00:25:16.890 --> 00:25:21.309
marshmallow things. Do we know if this is at

00:25:21.309 --> 00:25:24.250
a sit -down place? Where is this at? The Mead

00:25:24.250 --> 00:25:27.329
Hall. Oh. I was hoping it was going to be at

00:25:27.329 --> 00:25:31.519
a quick service place so I could try this. Because

00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:33.380
I would love to be able to just walk up and grab

00:25:33.380 --> 00:25:36.279
it and just go. Like, I'm going to have to really,

00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.240
because I would like to try this when we go.

00:25:38.619 --> 00:25:43.279
Get it as a dessert. I'm prioritizing rides.

00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:48.519
Move on. Jacob's Grilled Salmon. Pastrami Seasoned

00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:52.559
Salmon. Roasted Carrots. Herb Garlic Potatoes.

00:25:52.900 --> 00:26:00.180
Oh, not again. Cipollini Onions. And Dill Fennel

00:26:00.180 --> 00:26:03.250
Sauce. And this is not listed on the Universal

00:26:03.250 --> 00:26:06.869
website. Looks good. Has a baked potato. Dill

00:26:06.869 --> 00:26:11.150
fennel? Dill fennel sauce. Interesting. I like

00:26:11.150 --> 00:26:16.089
dill. Sounds good. Moving on. Yaknog. Melted

00:26:16.089 --> 00:26:18.910
chocolate, cinnamon, and whipped cream. What?

00:26:19.549 --> 00:26:24.190
Reread. Melted. Nope. Oh. Malted. There you go.

00:26:24.390 --> 00:26:27.289
Malted chocolate, cinnamon, and whipped cream.

00:26:27.589 --> 00:26:31.180
No pick. Also not on the list on Universal. So

00:26:31.180 --> 00:26:33.460
basically a hot chocolate with some cinnamon.

00:26:33.779 --> 00:26:36.160
I don't know how I feel about that. Sounds good

00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:38.839
to me. Then make it at home. You literally could.

00:26:39.180 --> 00:26:41.160
Do we have cinnamon? Oh wait, no, it's malted

00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:46.880
chocolate. Oh well. Next. Gobblers, mead, boysenberry,

00:26:47.220 --> 00:26:50.880
blackcurrant, citrus, and cardamom. And this

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:53.279
is not listed on the Universal website. This

00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:55.980
would be interesting. We have a blackcurrant

00:26:55.980 --> 00:27:00.000
jam in our fridge. It's very tart. I will not

00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:03.720
be trying it. Moving on, Dark Universe, DOS Steakhouse.

00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:08.799
Bird on a steak. Grilled dry rubbed chicken tenderloin

00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:12.539
on a steak with roasted vegetables and green

00:27:12.539 --> 00:27:16.839
onion mashed potatoes. So, chicken tenders. And

00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:19.099
according to the picture, that's a giant, like,

00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:23.319
charred pepper thing. It is. So, before we even

00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:26.039
knew food, I was like, we're eating there when

00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:28.859
we go for lunch. Because we're like, oh, we gotta

00:27:28.859 --> 00:27:31.359
pick a place for lunch. Mm -hmm. We're eating

00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:36.000
here. Oh. Why? Because it's Das Steakhouse. It's

00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:39.339
the fancy restaurant there. Not fancy, but, like,

00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:41.160
I'm pretty sure this is the place where they're

00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:43.140
gonna, like, role -play as vampires and whatnot.

00:27:43.779 --> 00:27:46.980
The familiars. And that. Well, it's vampires

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:50.440
and familiars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways. Moving

00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:53.259
on. This is probably what you're gonna get. No.

00:27:53.980 --> 00:27:57.539
Darkmoor Black Wings. Spicy chili -dusted fried

00:27:57.539 --> 00:28:01.579
wings. Oh, maybe. With smoky cheddar, charred

00:28:01.579 --> 00:28:05.240
scallions, and soy chili garlic sauce. Served

00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:08.599
with pimento cornbread skull. This is a skull.

00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:12.339
And coleslaw. But I don't like coleslaw. Why'd

00:28:12.339 --> 00:28:14.220
you say no when I said this is what you're gonna

00:28:14.220 --> 00:28:17.220
get? The way they plate it in this picture makes

00:28:17.220 --> 00:28:19.859
it look like a dessert for some reason. Yes.

00:28:19.859 --> 00:28:23.259
My brain keeps thinking it's... Some weird crunchy

00:28:23.259 --> 00:28:26.259
thing with a dark chocolatey sauce. I also hope

00:28:26.259 --> 00:28:28.119
it's bigger portions, because right now it only

00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:31.059
looks like there's two wings. Eh. Unless they're

00:28:31.059 --> 00:28:33.920
big wings, which will be okay. Anyways, why'd

00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.720
you say no? Well, because, like I said, my brain

00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:39.420
thought dessert, and then I read it, and I was

00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:42.680
like, oh, that's not a dessert. So... Good job.

00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:48.980
I liked, I love fried chicken. Blood, in quotations,

00:28:48.980 --> 00:28:52.380
orange chicken sandwich. Marinated chicken breast

00:28:52.380 --> 00:28:55.579
in blood orange sauce on a black bun with pickles,

00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:58.559
slaw, and crispy fries. Didn't you have something

00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:01.259
on, like, a black bun? Nope. Burger King did

00:29:01.259 --> 00:29:05.559
a black bun for Halloween years ago. No. Oh.

00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:08.440
It's a burger. I don't think either of... It's

00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:12.220
a chicken sandwich. Oh. No. Shut up. Every time

00:29:12.220 --> 00:29:15.640
someone uses a brioche bun, I think burger. Anyway.

00:29:16.170 --> 00:29:19.089
Our favorite vegan familiar stuffed cabbage,

00:29:19.329 --> 00:29:20.769
because you know they couldn't think of a better

00:29:20.769 --> 00:29:24.329
name. Impossible meat and cabbage in bell pepper

00:29:24.329 --> 00:29:29.009
tomato sauce with beet bucatini. Okay. Okay.

00:29:29.549 --> 00:29:33.390
We're not vegans. We do not. I mean, it's interesting,

00:29:33.490 --> 00:29:35.809
but... Hopefully it's good. I would pick other

00:29:35.809 --> 00:29:38.029
stuff before this. Because this is the first

00:29:38.029 --> 00:29:42.430
one that I think is specifically just for vegans.

00:29:42.589 --> 00:29:45.109
And I can't tell if it's like making, like...

00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:48.000
pointing at a specific familiar. Our favorite

00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:53.059
vegan familiar. You know? Maybe. Anyways, fish

00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:55.200
on a steak. Because there are multiple steaks.

00:29:55.259 --> 00:29:59.440
This is another one. Yep. Fish on a steak. Blackened

00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:06.099
salmon steak. Salmon steak. Okay. Blackened salmon

00:30:06.099 --> 00:30:09.819
steak on a steak with roasted vegetables and

00:30:09.819 --> 00:30:14.140
green onion mashed potatoes. Not listed on Universal.

00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:17.680
No pick. You don't have to read the no pick.

00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.440
Yes, I do. Okay. Next. Bits and pieces. This

00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:24.579
is technically another steak. Wild mushroom brisket

00:30:24.579 --> 00:30:28.200
meatloaf on a steak with roasted vegetables and

00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:31.079
green onion mashed potatoes. Also not listed

00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:34.619
on the Universal website. No pick. Okay. Carved

00:30:34.619 --> 00:30:39.079
staked steak with green onion mashed potatoes,

00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:42.019
roasted carrots, mushrooms, and acorn squash.

00:30:42.380 --> 00:30:44.769
Not listed on the Universal website. See, this

00:30:44.769 --> 00:30:47.029
is what I thought I would get because I like

00:30:47.029 --> 00:30:50.349
steak. But then I also rethought it. I was like,

00:30:50.410 --> 00:30:52.230
this is also theme park steak. This looks like

00:30:52.230 --> 00:30:55.589
what we had last night. Remember we had that

00:30:55.589 --> 00:30:59.250
London broil? Oh, yeah. This looks like that.

00:30:59.869 --> 00:31:03.650
Huh? You mixed up lemon with London. I thought

00:31:03.650 --> 00:31:06.329
that's what it is. No, she said lemon. I thought

00:31:06.329 --> 00:31:09.130
she said London. Lemon. Makes more sense than

00:31:09.130 --> 00:31:11.910
London. No, it doesn't because it was lemony.

00:31:12.730 --> 00:31:17.690
Okay. Moving on. Oh, shibboleth. Have fun. Ancient

00:31:17.690 --> 00:31:21.329
char siu pork. Roasted pork belly with bloody

00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:24.650
roast pork dipping sauce. Green onion mashed

00:31:24.650 --> 00:31:28.690
potatoes. Roasted carrots. Acorn square. Square?

00:31:29.369 --> 00:31:32.470
Mushrooms and bok choy. Not listed on the Universal

00:31:32.470 --> 00:31:35.890
website. Neat. This is another thing that I would

00:31:35.890 --> 00:31:38.869
probably get. Knowing Universal's portions, you

00:31:38.869 --> 00:31:42.670
honestly could get two things. Yes, but... Also

00:31:42.670 --> 00:31:45.750
knowing Universal's prices? Probably not. Well,

00:31:45.750 --> 00:31:48.730
seeing as how I'm setting aside who knows how

00:31:48.730 --> 00:31:53.430
much money for when we go, I might factory in

00:31:53.430 --> 00:31:56.410
five or six different entrees. Whatever. Into

00:31:56.410 --> 00:32:00.410
the budget. You better say this next one properly.

00:32:01.410 --> 00:32:05.630
Labatacota? Labatacota. Think of it as a lobotomy.

00:32:06.109 --> 00:32:10.769
The play on words! Oh. Okay, fine. Vanilla...

00:32:11.309 --> 00:32:14.809
panna cotta greek yogurt brain quotations marks

00:32:14.809 --> 00:32:19.650
with raspberries no i told you earlier i was

00:32:19.650 --> 00:32:23.589
rushing and i forgot to fix this not on the universal

00:32:23.589 --> 00:32:30.369
website next reaper's reserve caramel spice brown

00:32:30.369 --> 00:32:35.329
ale clove just a clove nutmeg and cinnamon not

00:32:35.329 --> 00:32:39.359
on the universal website no shut up Alright,

00:32:39.460 --> 00:32:41.059
since we decided we're going to eat here, what

00:32:41.059 --> 00:32:44.440
are you getting? We'll do semi -planing and then

00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:46.799
who knows if it holds true in the next couple

00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:49.240
months when we actually go. Either the black

00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:54.940
wings or the pork. I might do the carved steak

00:32:54.940 --> 00:32:59.299
to steak. Or? Or the blood orange chicken sandwich.

00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.900
Or the bird on a steak. If you get the blood

00:33:02.900 --> 00:33:04.599
orange chicken sandwich, that's going to be a

00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.900
fun picture at least. Yeah. Show someone that

00:33:07.900 --> 00:33:10.740
you ate, like, a burned sandwich. The poop's

00:33:10.740 --> 00:33:12.960
gonna look crazy. Because if you have, like,

00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:16.700
black buns, it makes the poop a different color.

00:33:17.099 --> 00:33:19.480
What? There was a whole thing with the Burger

00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:24.140
King black bun. Move on. Everybody was like...

00:33:24.140 --> 00:33:27.500
No! My poop's crazy. Oh my gosh, what is wrong

00:33:27.500 --> 00:33:31.259
with you today? The Burning Blade Tavern. The

00:33:31.259 --> 00:33:33.240
place that I'm also looking forward to at least

00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:37.180
seeing. We've already seen it. In person. Yeah,

00:33:37.180 --> 00:33:40.980
fine. Hunter's Garlic Steak. Crispy cheese garlic

00:33:40.980 --> 00:33:44.380
pretzel with garlic dipping sauce. No. Not on

00:33:44.380 --> 00:33:49.900
the Universal website. Next. It's a pretzel.

00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:52.720
It's a pretzel. I want it, though. It's like

00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.980
I still want the Shrek pretzel. Is this a...

00:33:54.980 --> 00:33:56.960
I'm aware of the green cheese. Is this quick

00:33:56.960 --> 00:34:01.000
service? Do we know? No idea. Oh. It didn't look

00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.380
like it was. Well, I hope it is, because that

00:34:03.380 --> 00:34:06.920
would be an easy quick service. Maybe they focus

00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:09.719
more on the looks, so it is like a quick service.

00:34:09.780 --> 00:34:12.119
I don't know. Instead of making it big, it's

00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:14.219
a small place. Yeah. So it's a quick service.

00:34:14.659 --> 00:34:17.699
Moving on. It's also, there's one more place

00:34:17.699 --> 00:34:21.559
to get food, the Lacey's Cottage, but on the

00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:23.500
three websites that we looked up, none of them

00:34:23.500 --> 00:34:27.099
listed any food at this place. Weird. So, oh

00:34:27.099 --> 00:34:30.159
well. Celestial Park. Oh, we're already almost

00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:34.980
done. Atlantic. You have the sea base. No. Sea

00:34:34.980 --> 00:34:41.960
boss? Sea bass. Sea bastion. Sea bass. Nope.

00:34:42.300 --> 00:34:49.159
That was an accident. Sea bass with carrot, mochi,

00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:53.639
sugar snap peas, lemongrass broth, and starfruit

00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:57.019
slices. I love starfruit. Ew. Okay, how often

00:34:57.019 --> 00:34:59.519
do you see starfruit served at a theme park,

00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.500
though? I don't look at the fruit. That's fair.

00:35:02.909 --> 00:35:07.690
I'm like, hmm, what fruit is this served with?

00:35:08.269 --> 00:35:12.070
And we get free starfruit every once in a while.

00:35:12.449 --> 00:35:15.369
I could get it more often if I wanted to. When

00:35:15.369 --> 00:35:16.989
it's in season. I usually just blow it under

00:35:16.989 --> 00:35:20.530
the fence, make it the neighbor's problem. Just

00:35:20.530 --> 00:35:23.170
kidding, I don't do that. What? One of my customers

00:35:23.170 --> 00:35:26.210
has a starfruit tree, and he's like, pick as

00:35:26.210 --> 00:35:28.469
much as you want. Yeah. Because they're not home,

00:35:28.610 --> 00:35:32.769
ever. Yeah. So we get free starfruit. Yeah. When

00:35:32.769 --> 00:35:35.190
I remember, half the time I just blow it under

00:35:35.190 --> 00:35:37.630
their fence. Your mom remembers and she brings

00:35:37.630 --> 00:35:41.889
a starfruit. So she's nice. You're not. Moving

00:35:41.889 --> 00:35:46.329
on. No. Landlubbers snickerdoodle loot. Snickerdoodle

00:35:46.329 --> 00:35:49.369
cake served in a beach pail with cookie butter

00:35:49.369 --> 00:35:53.969
ganache. Biscoff sand, end quotation marks, and

00:35:53.969 --> 00:35:57.510
gummy sharks. Our kids will eat this. Does it

00:35:57.510 --> 00:36:00.550
actually come with a shovel? Because in the picture

00:36:00.550 --> 00:36:02.969
there's a little pink shovel. That wouldn't be

00:36:02.969 --> 00:36:06.289
surprised. If it comes with a little shovel,

00:36:06.610 --> 00:36:09.809
the price of this will skyrocket again. Oh, my

00:36:09.809 --> 00:36:12.050
word. Same thing with the hats. I just think

00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:15.349
it's funny. A lot of people talk, because, you

00:36:15.349 --> 00:36:18.230
know, I have kids. I see parenting videos every

00:36:18.230 --> 00:36:20.670
once in a while, and I think one thing I've seen

00:36:20.670 --> 00:36:24.309
multiple times is to make a safe play area with

00:36:24.309 --> 00:36:29.050
this Biscoff sand thing. Oh, yeah. So. We should

00:36:29.050 --> 00:36:33.230
do that. Let's not. Why? Mess. It may be edible,

00:36:33.409 --> 00:36:36.590
but it's not fun to clean up. I'll eat it. They

00:36:36.590 --> 00:36:39.570
can do it outside. How's that? Hmm, yes. Attract

00:36:39.570 --> 00:36:42.789
ants. Smart. The ants are already outside. Whatever.

00:36:42.909 --> 00:36:48.070
Moving on. King Oyster Mushroom Ceviche. Cilantro,

00:36:48.289 --> 00:36:53.670
lime, tomato, and jicama. Not listed. On the

00:36:53.670 --> 00:36:57.690
universe? No. This one I just wrote not listed.

00:36:59.070 --> 00:37:02.449
Not listed on the universal website. Next. I'm

00:37:02.449 --> 00:37:05.949
not interested in that. Passion fruit caviar,

00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:09.349
in quotation marks. Which is weird. Chocolate

00:37:09.349 --> 00:37:14.190
pan de jeans? Jeans? I don't know. No, not jeans.

00:37:14.809 --> 00:37:18.570
What? You can't wear these jeans. Okay. Okay.

00:37:18.590 --> 00:37:23.170
Hazelnut crunch and Yvara mousse. Not listed

00:37:23.170 --> 00:37:25.409
on the Universal website. I want to know why

00:37:25.409 --> 00:37:28.610
it has caviar in quotation marks, though. Who

00:37:28.610 --> 00:37:33.260
knows? Grand Atlantic Martini. Dry gin. Aperitif.

00:37:33.619 --> 00:37:37.340
Wine. And a lemon twist. Hopefully they'll actually

00:37:37.340 --> 00:37:39.500
remember your lemon twist. Hopefully they will.

00:37:39.500 --> 00:37:43.199
We were gypped of our lemon. On our... Agua panela.

00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:47.039
The sweet tea. Agua panini? No. No. Agua panela.

00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:50.880
Close. Sure. The sweet tea drink. I did not get

00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:52.800
my lemon twist. The sugar water. The sugar water.

00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:57.460
Anyway. Melon and herb highball. Gin. Watermelon

00:37:57.460 --> 00:38:01.000
syrup. basil, and cucumber. Not listed on the

00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:04.380
Universal website. Northern Lights. Vodka. Curaco.

00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:08.820
Lemon juice. Butterfly pea blossom. Ice sphere.

00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:11.000
That's the whole one thing. That's the one thing.

00:38:12.500 --> 00:38:16.079
Limoncello. Limoncello. Limoncello. Limousine.

00:38:16.340 --> 00:38:20.400
No. Something. Simple syrup. Gold luster dust.

00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:24.579
Not. No. Not listed on the Universal website.

00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:28.780
The Blue Dragon Pan Asian Restaurant. Tonkatsu.

00:38:29.179 --> 00:38:33.139
Hopefully. Tonkatsu ramen. Ramen noodles and

00:38:33.139 --> 00:38:38.280
pork broth with, uh, cashew. Cashew pork. No,

00:38:38.300 --> 00:38:41.559
not cashew. Cashew? Unless it is cashew. Pretty

00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:45.639
sure it is cashew. Pork. Tear egg. Shiitake mushrooms.

00:38:46.019 --> 00:38:49.139
And togarashi oil. I know what you're getting

00:38:49.139 --> 00:38:54.860
if we go again. I love you. I... I love ramen.

00:38:55.059 --> 00:38:58.039
And it looks a lot like the udon bowl. Yes, it

00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:01.900
does. Your turn. Smashed cucumbers. Dragon sauce.

00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.440
I almost lost my phone again. Cilantro. Peanuts.

00:39:05.500 --> 00:39:09.400
And the Saskatchewan dust. No. Sichuan dust.

00:39:10.059 --> 00:39:13.340
Not listed on the Universal website. This one

00:39:13.340 --> 00:39:15.460
was interesting. Especially when you see the

00:39:15.460 --> 00:39:20.159
picture. Snowflake potstickers. Lacy crust pork

00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.619
potstickers with dragon sauce. which is not listed

00:39:23.619 --> 00:39:26.159
on the Universal website, read this, and I was

00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:29.619
like, ooh, yummy. Saw the picture, and instantly

00:39:29.619 --> 00:39:32.840
thought, what the heck is this? Because that

00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.320
looks like a super light flake. It does not look

00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:37.340
like a potsticker. It looks like a tortilla.

00:39:37.820 --> 00:39:40.119
From this angle, it just looks like a circular

00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:42.260
tortilla with a hole cut in the middle for sauce.

00:39:42.420 --> 00:39:45.920
It looks like fried air, because it has the little

00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:51.199
holes. Oh, yeah. It's just not potsticker. No.

00:39:51.610 --> 00:39:54.710
Moving on. Passionfruit Mooncake. Passionfruit

00:39:54.710 --> 00:39:58.730
Cheesecake. Passionfruit Mango. And Dragon Crust.

00:39:59.010 --> 00:40:02.670
Not listed on the Universal website. I had time

00:40:02.670 --> 00:40:04.750
again, so I was able to write it out again. Good

00:40:04.750 --> 00:40:10.809
job. How do you say that? Cosa? Sure. Sure. Boba.

00:40:11.409 --> 00:40:14.809
A delightful blend of Thai -inspired milk tea

00:40:14.809 --> 00:40:17.590
and paired with coffee boba and frothy coffee

00:40:17.590 --> 00:40:20.679
foam. I have not had coffee boba before. That'd

00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:23.139
be interesting. I hope it's not chewy, though.

00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:24.639
That's my only concern. Yeah, it probably is.

00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:26.900
I like the bursting ones. I don't like the chewy

00:40:26.900 --> 00:40:34.820
ones. Tapioca. Yeah. Chengdu Dream? Sure. Sichuan

00:40:34.820 --> 00:40:41.340
Baiju? Curaco? Falernum? Falernum? Falernum?

00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:44.579
Sure. Grapefruit juice? And pineapple juice?

00:40:45.219 --> 00:40:49.190
No. Not listed on the Universal website. No pick.

00:40:49.409 --> 00:40:53.869
Okay. Golden Dragon. Lime juice. Pineapple juice.

00:40:54.130 --> 00:40:59.969
Cream of coconut. Jalapeno essence. Turmeric

00:40:59.969 --> 00:41:03.670
and ground ginger, which is not listed on the

00:41:03.670 --> 00:41:05.570
Universal website. So my question is, do they

00:41:05.570 --> 00:41:08.340
just take the jalapeno and just... Wave it above?

00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:11.179
That's what I think of every time I read the

00:41:11.179 --> 00:41:13.760
word essence. When it comes to a drink, I'm like,

00:41:13.860 --> 00:41:17.519
got it. You just like, whiff. There's the essence.

00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:20.980
No, it reminds me of the story of the girlfriend

00:41:20.980 --> 00:41:23.760
who... I think we've referenced this before.

00:41:23.980 --> 00:41:26.880
Probably. She wanted... She didn't like pasta

00:41:26.880 --> 00:41:30.840
sauce. So she's just like, I want essence of

00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:34.610
pasta sauce. So her dad would always... Make

00:41:34.610 --> 00:41:38.730
normal pasta, put the pasta sauce in, put it

00:41:38.730 --> 00:41:41.349
in a strainer, wash off the pasta sauce, and

00:41:41.349 --> 00:41:42.909
then serve it to her, and she would eat that.

00:41:43.329 --> 00:41:46.050
So it's just noodles. Mm -hmm. That would wash.

00:41:46.050 --> 00:41:48.829
Because she liked the essence. So her boyfriend,

00:41:48.929 --> 00:41:51.510
for years, would just make her plain noodles,

00:41:51.630 --> 00:41:55.110
and she thought it would be essence of pasta

00:41:55.110 --> 00:41:57.989
sauce. Boyfriend was kind of a jerk, because

00:41:57.989 --> 00:42:00.769
he found, whatever, not going to get into it.

00:42:01.369 --> 00:42:03.650
But yeah. So that just makes me think, is that

00:42:03.650 --> 00:42:06.150
what they're doing? Are they just washing off

00:42:06.150 --> 00:42:10.530
the jalapeno? They put one jalapeno seed in it.

00:42:10.929 --> 00:42:16.250
Probably. Anyways, the Oak and Star Tavern. Platter

00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:20.050
with mango bread and pickles. Oh. Main dish.

00:42:20.269 --> 00:42:22.710
Smoked ribs, pulled pork, cheddar jalapeno sausage,

00:42:22.969 --> 00:42:25.650
or spit -roasted herb -infused chicken. Sides.

00:42:25.869 --> 00:42:29.090
Braised greens, mac and cheese. I'm assuming

00:42:29.090 --> 00:42:32.840
you can pick. Is that how it was on the website?

00:42:33.019 --> 00:42:37.000
Yeah. And all the descriptions, most of them

00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.840
are from the same website. So it was really weird

00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:42.099
that they listed it out like that. Since it's

00:42:42.099 --> 00:42:44.719
a platter, you can probably pick, oh, I want

00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:46.940
all of this meat or I want half this, half this.

00:42:47.019 --> 00:42:49.320
And then I want, you know, two mac and cheeses

00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.699
or I want braised greens and mac and cheese.

00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.440
Or you just pick one of the things from the main

00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:58.199
dish area and you pick one of the sides. Or that.

00:42:58.739 --> 00:43:02.840
Anyway. The Plastered Owl. Dark rye whiskey.

00:43:03.159 --> 00:43:06.639
Simple syrup. Cherry syrup. Lemon juice. Lemon

00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:11.300
wedges. And muddled cherries. Pizza Moon. Which

00:43:11.300 --> 00:43:14.539
is the place you eat at. Oh. I kind of try to

00:43:14.539 --> 00:43:18.400
make it obvious every time. Well, before... Before

00:43:18.400 --> 00:43:21.840
what? Oh. Yes. It's been like that every single

00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:28.179
time. Never mind. Pizza Moon. A trip to Vesuvio.

00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:31.840
Okay, this is on the Universal website, but from

00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:33.900
what I could tell, I could not figure out if

00:43:33.900 --> 00:43:36.800
this is actually at Pizza Moon. But looking at

00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:40.440
the picture, what Nick is about to read, I am

00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:43.619
guessing that it's here. This is also why the

00:43:43.619 --> 00:43:45.099
description of this is going to be different

00:43:45.099 --> 00:43:48.300
from everything else. Assuming it's here, enjoy

00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:53.480
a blend of fromage de lune, pepperoni, fennel

00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:56.260
sausage, roasted peppers, and caramelized onions

00:43:56.260 --> 00:44:00.519
topped with cherry peppers. Calabrian chili and

00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.179
a fresh arugula. A drizzle of hot honey tops

00:44:05.179 --> 00:44:10.920
it off. See? Okay. So maybe. For my child's palate

00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:16.039
in me, that sounds disgusting. Miss me with all

00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:17.719
of those peppers and onions. Okay, what about

00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:19.800
this next one? One of my customers gave us a

00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.900
pizza because I guess they had too many. Okay.

00:44:22.940 --> 00:44:24.860
I think a customer gave it to me. I don't know.

00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.760
Somewhere I got a pizza. Okay. For free. No,

00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:30.500
just some homeless dude just came up with, like,

00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:34.179
pizza. No. Okay. I'm not that stupid. And it

00:44:34.179 --> 00:44:36.519
was just cheese and onions. Oh, yeah, it was

00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:39.260
a customer. It was a while ago. Apparently, his

00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:41.099
kid just had a birthday party, and they ordered

00:44:41.099 --> 00:44:43.119
too many pizzas, so he came and gave us a pizza.

00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:46.539
So for a kid's birthday party, they had a cheese

00:44:46.539 --> 00:44:50.119
and onion pizza. Yep. No wonder it was extra.

00:44:50.460 --> 00:44:53.199
Who gives stuff to cheese and onion pizza? That

00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:57.239
is just... Like, I like cheese and onion on a

00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:02.500
pizza. With other stuff. Okay, move on. Harvest

00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:05.280
Moon Pizza. Maybe you'll like this one. Tomato

00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.860
sauce. Grilled artichoke hearts. Never mind,

00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:11.019
you won't. Nope. Divina tomatoes. And roasted

00:45:11.019 --> 00:45:16.760
peppers with castel... Castel Ventrano olives.

00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:19.539
See, like... And arugula. Why you gotta put on

00:45:19.539 --> 00:45:22.340
so many veggies to pizzas? It's the Harvest Moon

00:45:22.340 --> 00:45:25.039
Pizza. Just give me pepperoni and sausage. Isn't

00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:28.190
that a video game? Huh? Harvest Moon. Sounds

00:45:28.190 --> 00:45:31.949
like one. Probably. Moving on. Now this is my

00:45:31.949 --> 00:45:35.530
kind of pizza. Brownie Eclipse. Brownie, Nutella,

00:45:35.670 --> 00:45:37.989
marshmallows, and crust Oreo. So, not a pizza.

00:45:38.429 --> 00:45:40.369
It looks like a pizza. It's also not listed on

00:45:40.369 --> 00:45:42.469
the Universal website. Nope. Neither was the

00:45:42.469 --> 00:45:44.070
Harvest Moon. I don't know if I mentioned that.

00:45:45.170 --> 00:45:49.630
Celestiki. Another place. Celestitiki. Or maybe.

00:45:49.829 --> 00:45:52.369
I don't know. The cat wants in. Basically a tiki

00:45:52.369 --> 00:45:57.219
bar, but celestial. But hurry, punch. Rum, bitters,

00:45:57.219 --> 00:46:00.239
and fruit juices. I don't know which fruit. Which

00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.780
fruit? Just fruit juices. I wonder if it's just

00:46:02.780 --> 00:46:07.940
whatever they have on hand. Bar Zenith. Meteor

00:46:07.940 --> 00:46:11.159
Strike. Light Rum. Triple Sec. Did you do that

00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:14.300
wrong? I copy pasted, so they probably did it

00:46:14.300 --> 00:46:18.780
wrong. Well, they put Tripe Sec. Lime juice and

00:46:18.780 --> 00:46:22.639
pineapple juice with lemon -lime soda, gold glitter,

00:46:22.820 --> 00:46:26.800
and a lemon extract -infused... Raw sugar cube

00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:30.699
meteor. Maybe on fire, according to the picture?

00:46:30.940 --> 00:46:34.179
That would be interesting. Helios Grand Hotels.

00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:36.780
So that is all the food in the parks. Now we're

00:46:36.780 --> 00:46:39.920
moving on to the hotels. We actually are? We're

00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:42.219
at one hour and one minute. It's up to you. Yep,

00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:44.539
continue. You already said it anyway. Now we

00:46:44.539 --> 00:46:47.420
got it. It's almost like you can chop it. Do

00:46:47.420 --> 00:46:49.679
you want to do them or do you want to save them?

00:46:49.699 --> 00:46:53.059
Continue, because I want this first thing. Helios

00:46:53.059 --> 00:46:56.559
Grand Hotel. Flora Taverna. Do you want me to

00:46:56.559 --> 00:47:01.820
read it? Fine. Tard Octopus! Ew. Eee! Oh, and

00:47:01.820 --> 00:47:04.920
also, this was only listed on the Universal website,

00:47:05.059 --> 00:47:07.880
so you're gonna have the flavorful explanation

00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:11.199
of this instead of just what it is. But here

00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:14.420
we go. This dish is a kaleidoscope of brilliant

00:47:14.420 --> 00:47:18.219
colors and flavors. Delectable, Tard Octopus

00:47:18.219 --> 00:47:22.340
is served with crispy herb potatoes, briny olives,

00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:27.360
Creamy salsa verde and racisca leaves. I want

00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:31.000
this. That sounds disgusting. I really like octopus.

00:47:32.340 --> 00:47:35.619
When does Helios even open? I don't know. What,

00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:37.280
you just want to go to the hotel just for the

00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:39.000
restaurant? Do you have to stay there to go to

00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.280
the restaurant? No, I want you to eat this. Okay.

00:47:41.739 --> 00:47:44.840
It's not like it's a dare. Read the next one.

00:47:45.179 --> 00:47:47.019
We went to a place that has octopus recently,

00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:50.280
and you got weirded out when I ate it. It's your

00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:52.210
turn to read. You read it. I'm looking something

00:47:52.210 --> 00:47:56.849
up. Heritage tomato and burrata salad. May 22nd.

00:47:57.130 --> 00:48:01.590
Oh. So, not your birthday. No. We can go for

00:48:01.590 --> 00:48:04.789
Jack's birthday. No. Well, we can also go on

00:48:04.789 --> 00:48:07.050
the day that we're going. I also like how I got

00:48:07.050 --> 00:48:09.909
Islands of Adventure on my birthday because Islands

00:48:09.909 --> 00:48:14.849
opened in May 21st. Oh. Did I get something on

00:48:14.849 --> 00:48:17.949
my birthday? I forgot. I don't think so. Oh.

00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:23.000
Islands opened May 28th, 1999. Uh -huh. So...

00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:26.679
You came first. Seven days before, I mean after

00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:29.719
my birthday. So I got that for my birthday. And

00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:32.139
now I'm getting Epic Universe for my birthday.

00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:35.739
Mm -hmm. It's pretty nice. You got nothing. I

00:48:35.739 --> 00:48:42.239
got... An Apple Watch. Anyway, that's... Epic

00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:45.239
gift. Anyway, read the next thing. I then bought

00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:48.380
myself an Apple Watch. Yes. You piggybacked on

00:48:48.380 --> 00:48:51.099
my birthday. You got the Series 10. Oh, my gosh.

00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:53.579
Yes, and you got the nicer watch. Does that make

00:48:53.579 --> 00:48:56.440
sense? And then I got the Ultra 2. Well, work

00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.119
watch. Continue. I actually found out I don't

00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.599
need the Ultra 2. They both have the same dust

00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:05.039
rating. You could have gotten the cheaper watch.

00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:10.119
Yeah, I could have. Read the next thing. But

00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:15.440
when you... Yes, you are a but. Continue. Hold

00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:19.139
on. Oh, my gosh. Messages. Melody, when I go

00:49:19.139 --> 00:49:22.500
to type, my screen is so big, I have a keyboard.

00:49:22.780 --> 00:49:27.019
Oh my word. I have a whole keyboard on my watch.

00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.559
But my battery life is longer. By like double.

00:49:31.059 --> 00:49:35.199
Hmm. Moving on. I also have a keyboard. Oh, well,

00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:38.119
my screen's bigger. Yep, because I'm already

00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:40.159
screwing up while trying to type on this stupid

00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:42.340
keyboard. You wouldn't if you had a bigger screen.

00:49:42.739 --> 00:49:45.380
Nope, stop pressing that letter. When I type,

00:49:45.380 --> 00:49:49.039
it doesn't mess up. Oh my word. There we go.

00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:52.619
Okay, we're gonna move on. We're moving on. Read

00:49:52.619 --> 00:49:56.380
it. That's rude. Continue. That's not very kid

00:49:56.380 --> 00:49:59.400
-friendly. No, it's not. So continue. Heritage

00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:04.440
tomato and burrata salad. Indulge in this light

00:50:04.440 --> 00:50:08.659
and refreshing salad featuring fresh heirloom

00:50:08.659 --> 00:50:15.250
tomatoes, creamy burrata, agave walnuts. Reggiano

00:50:15.250 --> 00:50:20.230
pesto. Delicate, delicate microgreens topped

00:50:20.230 --> 00:50:26.090
with mostrada. Pure bliss. Don't read that last

00:50:26.090 --> 00:50:35.230
part. Moving on. You go from that to shish kebabs.

00:50:35.550 --> 00:50:39.409
The finest flavors from ocean and land have merged.

00:50:39.929 --> 00:50:46.719
The tar chicken. Spice what? Nothing. Spicy harissa

00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:50.679
prawns and pimento spiced beef are served with

00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:53.739
a sauce trio of Moroccan herbs, rich garlic,

00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.480
and tangy dacous. A word with a Q with no U after.

00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:03.219
A whole branzino. This whole butterflied branzino

00:51:03.219 --> 00:51:07.500
is expertly grilled and served with tangy pickled

00:51:07.500 --> 00:51:12.679
tomato, grabici, fresh citrus, and vibrant...

00:51:14.420 --> 00:51:17.579
It's a Moroccan herb sauce. Perfect for seafood

00:51:17.579 --> 00:51:20.280
lovers. Interesting. It's funny because when

00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:24.280
we went to Israel, we got a whole fish. Uh -huh.

00:51:24.460 --> 00:51:27.599
And now you can go here and get a whole fish.

00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:30.800
Probably. Butterflied. I don't think you get

00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:33.719
the head. No. I don't think so either. You got

00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:35.500
that in Israel though. Yep. You got the head

00:51:35.500 --> 00:51:38.260
and the eyeballs. Did you eat the eyeball? No.

00:51:38.659 --> 00:51:41.039
Maybe. I don't remember. I think you did. Probably.

00:51:41.500 --> 00:51:47.960
That's disgusting. Okay. I kissed you. Ew. Okay.

00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:51.760
I eat a lot of weird foods. Leave me alone. Okay,

00:51:51.780 --> 00:51:54.380
how do you say this? I don't know. Mez? Sure.

00:51:54.699 --> 00:51:58.699
Oh. And spreads. Oh, I don't like this word.

00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:04.000
Nosh. Nosh on this assortment of rich baba ganoush.

00:52:04.539 --> 00:52:08.659
Marinated olives. Mohamara. Huh? Ganosh. Whatever.

00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:13.500
Hummus. Tzatziki. Whipped summer feta and roasted

00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:17.159
red pepper dip, all served with warm focaccia,

00:52:17.219 --> 00:52:20.039
pita, and lavish bread. That actually sounds

00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:23.019
really good. Yes, because that sounds like something

00:52:23.019 --> 00:52:26.079
we have at home a lot. We actually do have that

00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:28.400
at home right now. Well, not the olives. Not

00:52:28.400 --> 00:52:31.239
the olives. No, we do not have the olives. Yeah,

00:52:31.300 --> 00:52:33.559
we have... No, wait. Do we have tzatziki? We'll

00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:38.659
make tzatziki. Scallop crudo. Savor this. Sea

00:52:38.659 --> 00:52:41.300
lover's dish featuring fresh raw scallops and

00:52:41.300 --> 00:52:44.679
a sour orange vin sauce. Paired with crisp Persian

00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:49.960
cucumber slivers, zesty Aleppo pepper, crisp

00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:53.840
Serrano peppers, and topped with crunchy pistachios.

00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:56.300
Okay, as someone who really does like scallops,

00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:59.019
looking at this picture, looks like I'm paying

00:52:59.019 --> 00:53:04.739
$50 for almost nothing. Yes. And there you go.

00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:08.099
That's the food. Yay! It only took us an hour

00:53:08.099 --> 00:53:10.119
and ten minutes. Which will probably be down

00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:12.940
to like 50 or 45 minutes by the time I'm done

00:53:12.940 --> 00:53:15.719
editing. I'm going to guess an hour. No, because

00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:19.360
we didn't really stop that much. No, we didn't.

00:53:19.460 --> 00:53:21.920
You're leaving it all in. You dropped your water

00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:27.039
bottle quite a few times. Once. Whatever. What

00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:29.320
are you looking forward to? If you pick one,

00:53:29.500 --> 00:53:32.420
what would you go get? The thing is, is like,

00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:35.440
a lot of places have good food, but I have...

00:53:40.110 --> 00:54:06.260
Yes. At home. Probably. Agreed. Nice food, but

00:54:06.260 --> 00:54:10.099
not themed, or it's not themed, but they just

00:54:10.099 --> 00:54:14.239
don't look as cool. Did you see that Epic Universe

00:54:14.239 --> 00:54:17.179
is now on the map? I did not. With rides and

00:54:17.179 --> 00:54:19.480
whatnot. I did see that it was all over the app,

00:54:19.539 --> 00:54:23.059
though, on Universal. All the things and stuff

00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:26.099
are listed on the app now. Epic Universe is also

00:54:26.099 --> 00:54:29.900
on the map. That's what I just said. Oh. I thought

00:54:29.900 --> 00:54:32.480
you were talking about the regular Google map.

00:54:33.139 --> 00:54:43.760
No. Uh -huh. And Epic is, you said it was closer

00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:48.940
to home, right? By a mile. Woo. So, this isn't

00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:51.780
like a circle like I thought it would be. No,

00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:55.900
it's, looks like, what is this? It's more of

00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:59.480
an oval. An oval is still a type of circle, if

00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:01.000
you're still going around. It's a longer circle.

00:55:01.659 --> 00:55:03.500
No, I thought it was going to be a nice, perfect

00:55:03.500 --> 00:55:07.000
circle like, you know, Studios is. Because Studios

00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:11.179
is a pretty good circle. Are you saying it branches

00:55:11.179 --> 00:55:14.420
off in a way you didn't want? Yes. Then that's

00:55:14.420 --> 00:55:18.079
not a circle! No, because, like, you have, you

00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:19.619
know, you have your three fountains in the middle.

00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.039
You have Heart of the Train Dragon, Super Nintendo

00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:24.480
World basically across from each other. Then

00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:27.360
you have to go up a little bit to get to Dark

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:29.829
Universe and Harry Potter. Yeah, but this is

00:55:29.829 --> 00:55:31.989
exactly what I said. It was a circle, and then

00:55:31.989 --> 00:55:33.989
you have to go into a portal, but then you have

00:55:33.989 --> 00:55:36.750
to leave, and then keep going, and then you go

00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:37.510
into one. No, I knew it was going to be like

00:55:37.510 --> 00:55:40.389
that. It wasn't going to be a perfect, you keep

00:55:40.389 --> 00:55:43.309
going in one direction. I thought it was going

00:55:43.309 --> 00:55:46.130
to be a better circle, like the middle part was

00:55:46.130 --> 00:55:48.489
going to be a better circle. Like, I could have

00:55:48.489 --> 00:55:51.750
seen this, like, a long time ago, but I just

00:55:51.750 --> 00:55:52.769
didn't see that. Are you just annoyed that it's

00:55:52.769 --> 00:55:56.590
a figure eight? Yes. Okay. Oh, because you think...

00:55:56.829 --> 00:55:58.550
traffic is going to keep running into each other

00:55:58.550 --> 00:56:01.869
because it's not a circle. That could also be

00:56:01.869 --> 00:56:04.949
a good case, yes. Well, knowing crowds, they're

00:56:04.949 --> 00:56:07.250
probably going to head toward Nintendo and not

00:56:07.250 --> 00:56:10.389
How to Train Your Dragon. Right, no. Opening

00:56:10.389 --> 00:56:13.090
week and probably the first month, I think Nintendo

00:56:13.090 --> 00:56:15.909
World and Harry Potter are going to be the most

00:56:15.909 --> 00:56:18.869
slammed. With How to Train Your Dragon following

00:56:18.869 --> 00:56:22.369
behind whatever the runner -up is, probably Super

00:56:22.369 --> 00:56:24.670
Nintendo. It'll probably be Harry Potter most...

00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:27.679
Busy. Super Nintendo... I'm going to have to

00:56:27.679 --> 00:56:31.300
edit that. Yes. Harry Potter being the most busy,

00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:34.679
Super Nintendo being close behind it, and then

00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:36.599
How to Train Your Dragon is probably going to

00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:38.739
be like the third busiest with Dark Universe

00:56:38.739 --> 00:56:41.679
will probably be your least busy. Honestly, I

00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:43.659
think Dark Universe might be more busy than How

00:56:43.659 --> 00:56:47.199
to Train Your Dragon. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know.

00:56:47.619 --> 00:56:49.260
We're going to have to make a planning episode.

00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:50.980
I also am surprised that the Stardust Racers

00:56:50.980 --> 00:56:52.940
is not as close to the entrance as I thought

00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:55.710
it would be. Yeah. Because, like, where is Stardust

00:56:55.710 --> 00:56:58.130
Racers? In between Harry Potter and Isla Burke.

00:56:58.469 --> 00:57:02.469
Oh, that's interesting. Mm -hmm. I am now very

00:57:02.469 --> 00:57:05.449
looking forward to this, though. Oh, yeah, Stardust

00:57:05.449 --> 00:57:08.889
Racers. It's in a weird spot. I thought it was

00:57:08.889 --> 00:57:11.050
going to be in the middle of the park. Yeah,

00:57:11.070 --> 00:57:13.409
it looks like it's kind of... It's off to the

00:57:13.409 --> 00:57:16.769
side. Mm -hmm. It kind of circles around Isla

00:57:16.769 --> 00:57:20.550
Burke a little. Because where Stardust Racers

00:57:20.550 --> 00:57:22.920
is now... I thought that was going to be the

00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:25.239
middle of the park, which meant I thought Harry

00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:28.139
Potter had all of that room right there to expand,

00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:31.420
which now that's not the case. But now you can

00:57:31.420 --> 00:57:33.940
see up between Nintendo World and Dark Universe,

00:57:34.139 --> 00:57:36.000
there's that big plot right there that could

00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:39.599
be used for expansions. Judging that if this

00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:41.360
map is actually accurate and there's actually

00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:44.039
no buildings there. I know I could go and see

00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:47.139
bioreconstruction drone videos, but I'm too lazy.

00:57:48.539 --> 00:57:50.800
No comment. Oh, and then there's the hotel on

00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:53.579
the opposite side. Oh, and then did you see the

00:57:53.579 --> 00:57:56.519
big parking lot? Ah, I like how the parking lot

00:57:56.519 --> 00:57:59.860
is on there, too. So my question is... Well,

00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:03.380
I mean, the parking lot is also by studios. They

00:58:03.380 --> 00:58:05.900
show those parking lots, too. I wonder if they're

00:58:05.900 --> 00:58:08.880
going to do, like, a moving walkway to the park?

00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:11.900
Because this is a big parking lot. Oh, you...

00:58:11.900 --> 00:58:13.780
Okay, I was looking at the one by the hotel for

00:58:13.780 --> 00:58:16.389
some reason. That is a big parking lot. I wonder

00:58:16.389 --> 00:58:17.909
if there's going to be, like, a moving walkway

00:58:17.909 --> 00:58:20.369
to get to the park. Or if there might be, like,

00:58:20.369 --> 00:58:22.269
a tram or something, like Busch Gardens does.

00:58:22.730 --> 00:58:25.710
Mm -hmm. I'm trying to figure out what the circle

00:58:25.710 --> 00:58:29.269
thingies are. Where? The road with the circles.

00:58:29.269 --> 00:58:31.610
I think that might be bus parking. Oh, yeah,

00:58:31.690 --> 00:58:34.130
maybe. Because I feel like that's big enough

00:58:34.130 --> 00:58:36.710
for a bus to turn around in. Mm -hmm. And then

00:58:36.710 --> 00:58:40.230
probably to park. That is probably it. And then,

00:58:40.329 --> 00:58:43.750
is that preferred? The weird sectioned -off parking

00:58:43.750 --> 00:58:48.449
spot? So I think this one, so if you're looking

00:58:48.449 --> 00:58:51.309
at it with us, you have the weird squiggly ones

00:58:51.309 --> 00:58:54.670
where I just said the bus parking is. And then

00:58:54.670 --> 00:58:56.829
if you look to the left, there's like an upwards

00:58:56.829 --> 00:59:02.230
nubbins. I think that's going to be your handicap

00:59:02.230 --> 00:59:07.829
parking. Then I think the first couple rows are

00:59:07.829 --> 00:59:10.769
going to be your premier parking. Then what's

00:59:10.769 --> 00:59:13.150
the sectioned off area? There's a sectioned off

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area? Yeah. Where? To the left of the nubbins.

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Oh. What is that? Okay, never mind. That might

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be handicapped. I think the nubbins might be

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premier parking. Then everything else is normal?

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Yeah. Maybe can I see it on maps? It's not going

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to say on maps premier parking. No, I mean, but

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like colors. Won't handicap be blue? Yeah, but

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you also got to think all handicapped spaces

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have to be as close to the... place as possible

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so it's either not always the case at places

00:59:46.059 --> 00:59:48.320
that i've seen though not the playground that

00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:50.519
we play at for some reason the handicapped bots

00:59:50.519 --> 00:59:54.880
are farther away from the gate i don't know usually

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they're as close to the gate as possible that's

00:59:57.539 --> 00:59:59.539
the way it should be anyways we've talked too

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long about parking yes how long do we talk about

01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:05.079
parking probably 10 minutes now it really will

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be an hour okay yes any else thing else to add

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no Stay tuned for a trip planning video in the

01:00:12.579 --> 01:00:15.800
next couple months. Yee. Where we will actually

01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:17.960
have to plan our trip because we've never been.

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Yep. And it's going to be a... We literally don't

01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:24.760
know what we're getting into. And if anybody

01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:27.860
is going to a team member preview that's listening

01:00:27.860 --> 01:00:30.340
to this and wants to take us along with your

01:00:30.340 --> 01:00:33.599
friends and family, please reach out on Instagram.

01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:37.659
I will go with you. I would love to see Epic

01:00:37.659 --> 01:00:43.059
Universe early. The end. That's it. Goodbye.

01:00:43.400 --> 01:01:04.280
Goodbye. Adios. Good riddance. Okay. Hello. You

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missed. Can you stop shooting pom -poms at me?

01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:13.960
Oh! That was a hair trigger. We have a podcast

01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:18.059
to record. Stop being a child. You're being a

01:01:18.059 --> 01:01:20.380
child. Sorry, people. You don't get an episode

01:01:20.380 --> 01:01:22.760
today because all she's doing is shooting pom

01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:27.679
-poms at my face. And missing. Alright, that's

01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:48.760
the episode. Bye -bye. No, I'm taking this out

01:01:48.760 --> 01:02:16.719
why Okay, stop.