Welcome to another Universal Orlando podcast, I'm Nick.
And I'm Melody.
That's it.
You're the host.
Oh yeah.
I will just sit back and look pretty.
I'm so used to you talking that I don't know what you normally say after the introductions.
Good job.
In today's episode.
There you go.
We're playing Guess Who or Guess What or whatever.
I'm probably just going to call the episode Guess Who.
When you said Guess Who I thought you were talking about the little game where you like
flip down the people.
Yeah but I can't think of a better name for this game.
We're playing a game.
Yay!
It's another game episode.
Yay.
And in this episode Nick is the only contestant this time.
I am in control.
I'm going to do terrible at this by the way.
Yeah probably.
Socials.
I was going to...
You do it.
I'm host.
I don't want to do it.
Socials.
Go to Instagram, type in something to find us and there you go.
I forgot Twitter.
And go to Twitter.
Or another Universal Orlando podcast on Instagram.
There you go.
And another UO pod on Twitter slash X.
I'm never going to remember that by the way.
You really should.
Even though I'm the one who made both of them.
Alrighty.
So I'm going to explain the game.
Thank you.
I have picked I think 15 attractions.
Keyword attractions.
From Universal.
None of these will be from Epic.
That's another clue I guess.
Good because I would know nothing.
But I have three one word clues for each ride.
So the first one is going to be hard.
The next one medium.
And then the last clue easy.
Do I get points?
I was debating whether to give you points or not.
But considering you're not actually going against anyone.
I didn't.
So I'll just go woo if you do a good job.
Or I'll go aww.
Boo if you don't.
I'm probably going to get the second one.
Alrighty you ready for the first one?
Nope.
Your first clue is pizza.
Pizza?
Pizza.
And this is just attractions right?
Yep no restaurants.
What attraction has pizza?
Can I get hints on the hints?
No that's not how that works.
You can always just say next or like or something to give you the next clue.
Fine next.
Okay boat.
So it's a water ride.
Oh Jurassic Park River Adventure?
Good job.
The last clue was dinosaur.
Is it the little copies fighting over the...
Yes.
Didn't that used to be like a t-shirt?
Like a Disney t-shirt?
I don't know.
I have a vague memory of when I was a child of it being a Disney t-shirt.
I don't know I've always seen it as a pizza so.
I know it used to be something else.
Yeah good job you get on the medium clue.
Next one.
Hero.
I think you were thinking hero island or whatever it's called.
Spider-Man?
No.
Hulk?
No.
Okay next.
Your second clue is dynamite.
Dynamite?
Oh it's the water isn't it to the water ride?
I don't remember the name because I don't go on them.
The log flume one?
Ripsaw?
Yeah.
Yes.
Aha.
And the last clue would have been cartoon.
Now the reason why I said hero is because the line at the end is and so our hero proves
that a mountie always gets his man but not always his girl.
Yeah I know.
So that's why I put hero.
Alright next.
Okay I almost read the ride instead of the clue.
Hectic.
Hectic?
Yep.
Next clue.
You have to like verbalize your thoughts otherwise we're not gonna get any podcast.
Okay.
All the rides are hectic okay you got spider-man?
Spider-Man?
No.
See?
Okay Hulk is kinda hectic.
The mummy is kinda hectic.
All the rides are kinda hectic.
That's why it's a hard clue you have to think of what I would consider hectic.
But from now on I'm only gonna let you have like one guess.
Fine next.
I'm gonna let you think that way it's fair and you don't just list all the rides.
Your second clue is exhibit.
Exhibit?
Mmhmm.
Velocicoaster.
Is that your guess?
Yes.
No.
Okay your last clue is standing.
Standing?
Uh huh.
There's no ride that you stand in.
I'm just staring at Nick right now expecting him to actually think through all rides and
attractions and yada yada.
There isn't a ride that you stand in though.
There's a reason why this is easy.
Why standing is easy.
It's not easy.
But it is.
It's the whole napkin debate all over again.
No.
Okay I give up.
So you can't think of anything that's hectic, exhibit, or standing?
Nope.
Shame.
What?
Villaincon.
Oh.
The listeners are yelling at you because they got it.
Okay.
I want to know how many people actually got that.
None.
The answer is none.
Oh yeah I'm also hoping that the listeners, you guys I hope are playing along and have
guessed.
I would assume because any time any other podcast has a game I always play along.
My only problem is that when I watch stuff like that because of the way they edit they
zoom through the answers and I don't actually have time to think it through.
I have time to think it through.
Yeah.
Our listeners don't because I'll have edited it down.
Edit it.
Oh.
Okay fine.
Next one.
Your first clue, umbrella.
Umbrella.
Remember to speak your mind.
Yeah I'm thinking it's hard.
I'm using 100% brain power to figure this out.
Okay.
Have you been keeping track of my score?
Was I supposed to?
Yep.
Oh.
Next.
I can't think of it.
Every ride has an umbrella practically but not on the ride.
Okay next clue.
I can't think of anything.
Bike.
E.T.
No.
What?
Otherwise that would have been easy.
Hagrid's?
Yes.
What is umbrella?
Hagrid's uses an umbrella as his wand.
Okay I didn't know we were getting into character lore as well.
He holds it because the last clue would have been scroots.
Whatever.
You ready?
Yes.
Oh I've been looking forward to this one.
Your first clue, spin.
Storm Force Excele-tron.
Gosh dang it.
You made that one too easy.
I guess so.
Because the other clues were weather and then female.
You should have started with weather.
I guess.
I was hoping spin would be vague because a lot of rides spin.
Not many rides spin.
Whatever.
Fine.
Next clue.
Up.
Oh that one tower ride.
Dr. Doomsphere.
Gosh fluffing dang it.
The other two would have been short and then Iron Man.
Oh okay.
You get it?
Yes I get it.
The other two are listeners or no?
Ramadony Jr. is now Doom.
Okay this one was the one where I told you earlier today that they all start with the
same letter.
Lovely.
Just because that's how it happened.
Your first clue, friends.
What ride has friends?
They all have friends.
Gringotts.
No.
Ready for your next clue?
Yes.
Next word, flying.
What was my first word?
Friends.
You said E.T.?
No.
What did I say first?
You said Gringotts?
Oh yeah Gringotts.
E.T.?
Darn it.
And your last one would have been forest.
Whatever.
Okay this one I feel like is going to be easy but whatever.
Your first clue is, wait hold on I forgot to mark where you got it.
Okay cameo.
Cameo?
Cameo.
What?
Gringotts.
No.
Next clue.
Statue.
Huh?
Statue?
Spider-Man?
Yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Oh I hate you.
That's why I thought it was going to be easy.
I thought cameo was going to be a dead giveaway.
No.
And then Statue of Liberty.
And then the last clue would have been news.
Whatever.
Yay.
Ready?
Instructions.
Listeners you are missing out.
He makes the funniest faces every time.
He looks so confused.
The cat found a new hidey hole.
No that's what happens when you clean.
What was the word?
Instructions.
Men in black.
No.
Your second clue.
Splash.
Splash Mountain.
That's not universal and you get on to me for saying Disney stuff.
It was a joke.
Shame on you.
Whatever.
Instructions and splash.
Are you reusing rides?
I'm not going to tell you.
To keep it fair I'm not going to tell you.
Wow.
It has to be a water ride.
Popeyes?
No.
You ready for the last one?
Uh huh.
Child.
Child?
Mm hmm.
I already said ET right?
No.
Is that your final guess?
No.
Okay.
One fish two fish?
Yep.
Good job.
For your next one that you have to guess your first hard clue is gun.
Men in black?
No.
What?
Next clue.
Next one is party.
Fast and Furious?
Yes.
I hate you.
Then the last one would have been family.
Okay.
I'm having fun.
I'm glad.
The first clue for your next thing is chain.
Gringotts?
Darn it.
You guessed that one too fast.
I knew it had to be Gringotts because of the chain.
The next one would have been gold and then bank.
Oh yeah.
Next.
Once again I almost read the name of the ride instead of the clue.
Good job.
Your clue is head.
Head?
Head.
Yes.
Everything has a head so what doesn't have a head?
What ride doesn't have a head?
You didn't like that.
Any thought process?
No.
I'm not even going to guess.
Next clue.
Yellow.
Me and Mayhem.
Is that your guess?
Yes.
No.
What?
Ha ha.
Your last clue.
The easy clue.
Donut.
Simpsons?
Yep.
You walk through Cresty's giant head to get onto the ride.
It's a hard clue for a reason.
I hate you.
Good job.
You got it.
Oh I accidentally selected all.
Hold on.
There.
Your first clue for this next one is another one I've been looking forward to.
Lovely.
Rope.
What ride has a rope?
What ride does not have a rope in it?
Fill the silence.
No.
With your thoughts.
My thoughts are at 100%.
It's either I stop thinking to talk or I think.
I cannot do both.
Got it.
So all the times when you ramble throughout the podcast you're not thinking.
Uh huh.
Ah.
Makes sense.
Okay.
Next clue.
Footprint.
I'm not even going to guess.
Okay.
Footprint.
Huh?
Kang and Kodos?
No.
I know but I'm just randomly guessing.
Okay.
Your last clue is kids.
What?
I'll also be nice and tell you it rides and attractions.
That still is not helping.
The kid coaster that's in Dreamworks Land?
The trailer coaster?
Yeah that.
No.
Okay what is it?
Camp Jurassic.
That is not an attraction.
Yes it is actually.
It's listed in the list of attractions so it counts as an attraction to Universal.
It counts as an attraction to me.
Does it have a wait time?
It's an attraction.
It doesn't so it's not an attraction.
You have two more things to guess.
So the hard clue for the next one is ouch.
Rip-Ride Rocket?
No.
Well it is ouch.
Next clue.
It is but I haven't ridden that one in a while.
You need to ride it before it goes.
I know.
I also need to go again before it closes.
You will.
Your next clue is experiment.
Hulk?
Yep.
How is that ouch?
Because every time I ride it I always always complain that my head hurts afterward.
You gotta know when to move it.
And you say that every time too.
No I have figured out when to move my head forward, when to push it back, when to like lean.
It really helps.
The last clue would have been green.
Okay.
Colors apparently.
Next.
Your hard clue is bear.
Bear beats Battlestar Galactica.
Oh my word.
The office is not a ride.
Yes it is.
It should be.
Who says that line?
Jim.
Good job.
It's almost like I've watched The Office six times through.
I've watched it once.
Shame.
And I, well at least I listen to The Office ladies podcast.
Whatever.
You don't.
Continue.
Think of bear.
I'll help you with this one.
It's not spelled B-E-A-R.
Then how is it spelled?
B-A-R-E.
So not the animal.
So all of the Poseidon's Fury area.
Because it's very bear.
Yeah.
That's my guess.
Oh no.
Ready for your next one?
Fine.
Music.
What?
Ripper Ride Rocket?
Yes.
Wow.
Because it's, I put down bear because a line is very bear.
There's like not much to the ride itself.
You don't like listening to Let's Get It, Hosta, 30,000 times?
And then the last clue would have been goodbye.
Oh.
Okay.
But yeah, there you go.
You got it.
Do I have to actually give you a score now?
Oh, we're done?
Yeah, there was 15 things.
Short episode.
Too bad.
Anyway.
So for the first one, Jurassic River Adventure, you guessed it on the medium clue.
That gives you two points.
Do you want to like get a calculator or do you want me to do the calculator?
You do it.
You're the host.
Thanks.
Then for Dudley Do-Right, you got it on Dynamite, the medium clue.
So that's another two points.
You did not guess Villain Con correctly.
Nope.
So you get no points.
Then on Hagrid, you got on the medium point there as well.
Almost added 22 instead of just two.
Oh.
No.
Then Storm Force, you got it on the hard clue.
So that's three points.
Then Dr. Doom, you also got that one on the hard clue.
So that's another three points.
Then E.T., you got it on the medium.
So two points.
Spider-Man, you got it on the medium.
I forgot to mark that one, but I have good memory.
So that's another two points.
Good job.
One fish, two fish.
You got on the easy one.
So that's only one point.
I'm double checking to make sure I did this right.
Yes.
Okay. Good.
I did.
Then Fast and Furious, you got on the medium clue.
Another two points.
Gringotts, you got it on the hard clue.
So that's three points.
The Simpsons, you got that on the easy clue.
So that's one point.
Camp Jurassic, you did not guess.
I'm contesting that one.
I don't care.
I'm contesting.
I said I even gave you the clue and attractions.
I'm contesting.
Universal Counts it as an attraction.
I'm contesting.
You got two more points.
I am contesting.
Nope.
Then Hulk.
When Coby and Holly listens to this, since they are the king and queen of...
Camp Jurassic.
Camp Jurassic, since they love it so much, you tell us when you finally listen to this.
So you're telling people that love Camp Jurassic to count it as an attraction or not?
I want to know if they think of it as an attraction.
Okay.
Because I do not.
It does not have a wait time for Hulk.
You got it on medium.
It's an experience.
Stop talking.
You get two points.
Fine.
And then finally for RIP Ride, you also got that one on medium.
That is two points.
Okay.
So out of a total of 45 points that you could have gotten, because three points per attraction,
you got 27.
Fine.
Well, you got more than half.
I'll accept it since you cheated.
I'll try to give you an actual score.
You got a 60.
Hmm.
A D.
Now it's my turn.
Oh.
Did you actually set up clues and stuff?
No.
Oh.
I think I'm that thinking ahead?
No.
But that was our guess who episode or guess what.
Still haven't figured out what to name this game, but it was fun.
I enjoyed even, I enjoyed thinking of the clues and then it's fun to watch you try to figure
it out.
Okay.
If only we had a third person, then it would be like, uh, who gets it first?
The cat.
He can play.
Good job.
You have angered him.
No, I just woke him up.
How rude.
Anyways, anything else?
No, I think that's the end of the episode.
All right.
That's it.
That's the episode.
Bye bye.
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