There's so much life to live, but not enough life to live it in.
That's why the Experience Corporation exists.
Our mission is to capture every imaginable experience.
Every combination of events, every perspective.
We only select the most experienced experiencers.
Those who naturally get the most out of life, so you can live to the fullest.
And then some.
Visit the remote spa dome on your lunch break.
Or live as a fish without costly gill installations.
Feel the spark of techno magic in your hands without those nasty radio burns.
Or sail Lake Eldie on a haunted houseboat.
Maybe stop a pesky mutiny or two.
I could go on, but why don't you experience it for yourself?
Only at the Experience Corporation.
Experience the world.