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There's so much life to live, but not enough life to live it in.

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That's why the Experience Corporation exists.

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Our mission is to capture every imaginable experience.

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Every combination of events, every perspective.

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We only select the most experienced experiencers.

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Those who naturally get the most out of life, so you can live to the fullest.

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And then some.

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Visit the remote spa dome on your lunch break.

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Or live as a fish without costly gill installations.

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Feel the spark of techno magic in your hands without those nasty radio burns.

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Or sail Lake Eldie on a haunted houseboat.

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Maybe stop a pesky mutiny or two.

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I could go on, but why don't you experience it for yourself?

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Only at the Experience Corporation.

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Experience the world.