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a good way. So just let it be known that I was
forcefully dragged into the studio tonight. Doing
it under duress. It is Friday night. I'm exhausted.
This was your idea. It was my idea. You said
yesterday your yeah, I have great ideas the day
before It's just the execution of the day of
is where it's tough You said you're gonna go
out you're gonna have some wine with your friends.
You're gonna come home. We're gonna do a podcast
I was like got it Yeah, I held up my end of the
bargain. I went out I had one with my friends
and I am back to do a podcast and here I am fulfilling
my So yes, you went out with your friends and
had a, you watched a local band at a local winery.
Did you have a good time? Yeah, it was fun. Where
did you go? You want to know the name of the
winery? What else would I be asking? I don't
know. You went to Wilson's Creek. Wilson's Creek.
Yes. And you saw one of our, some of our friends'
favorite band out there. And then you left me
home all by myself because guys were not invited.
Yeah. One guy did come. What? I told you. He
was our right home. Oh, okay. No, he wasn't there
for the entirety. No, he came the last set. So
I was left home watching man movies and drinking
vodka. Yeah. And you were out. Your whole real
life. I'm hanging out with the ladies drinking
wine. Yeah. And here we are trying to put together
a semi -coherent podcast. Good luck. Both slightly
buzzed. It is late. We gotta get up early. Good
luck to us. Not that early. So we're not gonna,
we're not gonna have a crazy long episode tonight.
We just, we're gonna touch on a couple things.
You always say that. Yeah, well, I'm sticking
to that one. So we're just gonna recap a few
things that we did last weekend and then I'm
gonna touch on a couple of subjects. Well, probably
kind of one subject. I feel like you're trying
to like, I don't know, get me. What? I don't
know. You're like, I was like, what are we gonna
talk about? And you're like, You'll see. Oh,
yeah, I very rarely tell you which work what
we're gonna talk about. Yeah, I Like to have
the element of surprise. I'm like a ninja Authenticity
like a podcast ninja natural reaction Yeah, you
brought a subject matter to me the other day
and I'd like the idea of it But I don't think
it's a good one to dive into tonight So we're
gonna go all the way opposite. We're gonna talk
about anal Oh and the do's and don'ts. Oh shit.
Yeah No, we're not gonna talk about you know,
because we literally have zero experience and
you know, I've tried it with you and You said
no, so um, that's kind of where the podcast I
mean we could just end the podcast right here.
I mean like this is what we do is what we know
And done so no really quick we uh this past weekend
we had another fun -filled weekend on Friday
night We had our sweet side of life Meet -and
-greet with my live band we played there. Mm
-hmm. And once again, we packed it out. It was
uh So listen guys when we tell you we throw these
meet -and -greets and it's the it's not a huge
place. Um But it it packs out and yeah, we tell
people get there early and guess what they show
up at 830 They're like I can't get in. I know
sorry. I got in eventually. I do feel bad though
Know but there are friends. So I'm like, I want
them all to be there But we tell them to be there
at seven. I know we can only do so much What's
the saying? You can lead a horse to water, but
you can't make them drink exactly. Yeah so a
Lot of them eventually got in they just had I
think everybody did eventually get a lot of people
that haven't been only get into our last couple
ones They were able to finally make it in. Yeah.
Yeah, like one of our friends were like damn
you funky Yeah, I guess what I can I kind of
rap a little bit I can I can hip it hippity to
the hoppity But um, so yeah, we if you haven't
heard like my band plays all different types
of music So it's a good time So if it pops up
in this area sweet side of life my band is playing
come check it out because it's always become
early Definitely come early. This is the only
time we're ever gonna tell you to come early
But that being said We're actually, so a lot
of times we play at this one venue called the
Vibe Music Venue, and it's in Old Town Temecula.
And that place, it shuts down. We play 8 .30
to 11 .30. It's a hard out. They leave. Venue's
closed. And we always make our way down the street
to the Wine and Beer Garden, which is kind of
like the local LS -friendly joint. So we actually
just signed a contract to do a couple of shows
there coming up this year So we're gonna be actually
doing our meeting greets and the live band there
so we don't have to leave the venue We just stay
there the entirety of the night and just party.
So we go looking forward to that we're actually
gonna be doing one of the shows on my birthday
and We're gonna be featuring a few other birthdays
on that night. So we're putting all the all the
details together. It hasn't gone public yet because
I'm still signing the contracts and it's a it's
a ways down the road. It is all the way in October.
So it will be going out. We're going to try to
make that one huge. But then so that was Friday
night, Saturday night. We went back to MNPP,
which is naked pool parties there in Lake Elsinore.
They also share a property with be a Vita. So
I'm sure you guys have heard us talk about this
but This was their their weekend and it was there
like welcome to spring. You said night It was
actually a day party. It was a day night into
the night. Yes So it was Saturday. So we spent
our day and night there as they're like welcome
back summer Welcome back sunshine party and had
a great time. So we had another states other
than, California So sorry, not sorry. So yeah,
we literally came back from Michigan And then
we had a pool party the next week So some of
our friends that we met out there were like,
all right. Hey guys, are you gonna come visit
us next weekend pool party? They're like, yeah
So we had a great time Saturday, I definitely
had a good time Saturday. Yes. I was Interactive
quite a few times interact That's what we'll
say. That's what we'll say. Yes Beard from beard
and butt couple texted us. He's like, all right.
Well, what'd you do? And I'm they were there
but they left they left for the night Yeah started
and they're like and I said I don't kiss and
tell and he's like, bro That's what you literally
have a podcast about kissing and telling them.
Well, then listen to the podcast Yeah, you finger
bang two women. Yes with their vibe with a vibrator.
Yes Yeah, multiple blowjobs. You got multiple
blowjobs You know what? Am lucky your life doesn't
suck. I am lucky in so many different ways a
The fact that you and I have this great life
together that we're able to do all this crazy
shit. Yeah and be I Don't know. I hear a lot
of people a lot of other podcasts and everybody
talks about like the guy struggles to get the
attention that he wants and Ultimately, the wife,
the partner, the woman, whatever it is, always
gets all the attention, which makes sense. But
I have not had that struggle. And I am no Brad
Pitt. You are a Kurt Breicher. I am a Kurt Breicher.
But I don't know. I've just... i'm just i've
i don't know maybe i'm just so fucking charming
you are charming seriously i don't know like
going into it like you guys can always have to
kind of mentally prepare themselves like listen
i know i'm not going to be the you know one getting
all the attention and and that is still very
much you know how it is but i've i've i've looked
out pretty good yeah i've done fairly well for
myself so So we had a lot of good time at that
party and then when it was time to leave We were
sitting in the uber on our way home and we got
picked up by Bob Marley Not really Bob Marley,
but he could have been a dude in dreads his had
nice dreads and he had a bunch of reggae shit
Which was like a great way in the night and we
love reggae music. So it was a good vibe so we're
sitting in the car and and you had put on just
a cover up because we were naked at the the pool
party yeah naked pool party yeah i just put my
dress back on so you put like yeah your cover
up your dress or whatever and then you grab my
hand and what did you do with my hand i showed
you that i wasn't wearing any underwear and how
did you show that to me i did i just grabbed
your hand and put it on my pussy and what did
i do with my hand tell me step by step what had
happened you fingered me You threw my thigh to
the side and threw your thigh to the side. Yeah
You swung my thigh away Yeah, I have I have a
lot of like hot memories from that night, but
that was probably one of the hottest I like we
were talking about in the last one snapshots
Yeah, and that was a very vivid snapshot and
by that time and I was pretty drunk, but I'm
like Vividly remember that and how your pussy
felt And we went home and we fucked really good.
Yeah, I closed the deals ladies and gentlemen
So speaking of that it's episode 67 now Mmm,
we're coming up on 69. I was just gonna say that
what are we gonna do for? I know what are we
gonna do for 69? I was thinking like Sex on Air,
but then I hear about these other podcasts, they
get their shit shut down because of that now.
Oh, you can't have Sex on Air? No. You can talk
about Sex on Air. So there was... That's kind
of weird, because it's not like you can see it.
You can't, but... It's just the sounds? Yeah.
So there's a couple different podcasts. So there's
one podcast called... new swingers, something
or other. And they used to always kind of in
the podcast with her giving him oral. So you
would hear all the sounds and then like out of
nowhere that just stopped. So I think they might
have got a warning. But then there's another
one I listen to a lot called the... Shit, I should
have prepared myself a little bit. Again, I have
no idea what I'm gonna talk about. VAMP for a
second, babe. I want to get the name of this
right, because they're one of my favorite podcasts.
They are. Is it the ones in Northern California?
No, that's a different one. That's my other favorite
podcast. Oh. You told me you can't have more
than one favorite. I told you to VAMP. You told
me a favorite. I gave you one job, VAMP. A favorite
is a favorite, and you can't have more than one
favorite is what you told me. All right, I found
it. Hump Day Quickies. OK. So Hump Day Quickies
has been doing their podcast for like, five or
six years. Excuse me. And they used to, when
they would talk about a story about something
like he had audio recorded and he would play
like a 20 second audio excerpt. That's a big
word. Of her having an orgasm and it was super
hot because you get like the audio of the story
but they had to go back and cut that out because
those podcasts were being cut. And it got so
bad where They're actually now they transferred
over to The the the company you had to pay for
it now starts with the P So Their podcast had
a lot of audio to it and they had to like kind
of neuter it So that's weird. Did they put it?
Did they get a warning explicit content warning?
That's not the only reason they had the They
also wanted to start protecting their identities
more. But ultimately, they had to trim a lot
of episodes. They had to go back and take all
that shit out because their shit was getting
cut. Yeah, but the cut thing is weird because
if you put, I don't know. I don't, I mean. I
mean, it sounds dumb. Freedom of speech. It sounds
dumb, but whatever hosting, it's part of their
bylaws. I don't know. All I know is I'm, I'm
a rule follower. So while I feel like 69 could
be a very fun show, I have a feeling it's just
going to be another one of us talking about bullshit
69. So we'll see. Um, so yeah, 69, your favorite
position. I was very loud. Um, so yeah, no, no,
no. The, my, my computer did like an update thing
and it went through the headphones very loud.
You couldn't hear it. Cause it's through my headphones.
Is 69 a favorite, your favorite position? My
favorite? No. It's it's up there. What's your
favorite? Doggie. 100 % yeah. I do love 69 when
there's enough light above me and I can see through
your butt cheek and I can see the outline of
your butt cheek through my eyes and my mouth
is like in the pussy. Like that is one of my
favorite. But doggy natively is like Because
that's where I'm most likely going to come from.
But I do love a good 69. Where I'm on bottom.
I'm not a big fan of being on the top in a 69
because like I don't want to drive down too hard.
Yeah, choke me to death. You don't want me to
die. I mean, you've got a good insurance policy
and everything, but I'd rather keep you around
because a lot of these parties that I have a
good time at, I won't be allowed to attend without
you. Or you'd be real expensive. Really expensive,
yes. Yeah, actually, we were talking about that.
I was talking about that with Mrs. Feelgood.
She was at the party, the Bia Vida. Oh, the naked
MPP and MPP party. And she came as a single female
because Dr. Feelgood couldn't. She's free bucks.
Yeah. So she couldn't because he couldn't come
there. He had other obligations. But anyway,
I was like, oh, really? And she told me she was
free. I was like, you were free. she was like
yeah i was free i was like well shit my man is
costing me 60 fucking dollars and then if you
look at it that way and then but but was sitting
there and she's like well shit what we'll do
is she goes next time you and me will come together
we'll both be free and then she goes and our
men can come together and they could pay the
60 dollars for the both of them i was like that
sounds like a plan to me I don't like it. I don't
like it at all. So next time we go there, you
and Beard are a couple. No. And then it should
just be 60, which would be 30 each. It doesn't
work that way. We're gaming the system. I do
not believe they have that as an option on the
chart. A gay male's fee. That's definitely a
loophole worth looking into but I don't think
it's a I don't think it's a viable option Anyways,
so we did we did our show we did NPP Saturday
And now we it's Friday of the next week. So we
are looking at our next adventure So, let's see
what we got coming up. Oh, I'm going to see the
Cottonmouth Kings tomorrow night Don't give a
fuck So that's gonna be a throwback. The Cottonmouth
Kings were actually my first band I opened up
for when my band moved out to California. We
opened up for them and Zebra Head at the Roxy.
Do you think they would remember you? I never
met them. I hung out with Zebra Head. Cottonmouth
Kings didn't show up till like five minutes before
they went on. Yeah, they were I don't know Do
you think if you told them your band's name they
would remember? Hell no. No, hell no We were
the first of like four bands Yeah, no nobody
I barely remember that let alone them And they
they smoke a lot of weed. So yeah, I don't think
memories. They're strong. They're strong suit
So well, they have their own lyrics. They've
been singing for 30 years sitting in front of
them Exactly. And that band has gone through
a lot of different Like rappers, they basically
have like four or five rappers at any time and
I really don't know much about them They have
a couple of songs I know and it was a cool opportunity
a little blast from the past. So that's what
I'm doing, but Let's see. When am I gonna put
this out? I Think I'm gonna Monday. I'm gonna
try to put it out tonight. Oh you are I'm gonna
try because it doesn't get the best views on
I don't care cuz here I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm
going to talk about what's going on this weekend.
So anyone who listens. So if you happen to get
this, if you happen to wake up in the morning
on Saturday, April 12th. No. Yeah. No, it's the
11th, Saturday, April 11th. No. Oh, wait. Yeah.
Saturday. Oh, yeah. It's already. Yeah, it's
already Saturday. So I was like, no, wait. Yeah,
no. So if you happen to hear this the day of
Saturday morning, which you may or may not. There
is a lust party going on in Menefee. We would
be there. However, I do have my concert I'm going
to and then on the 12th, Sunday the 12th, we
will not be there. Sunday the 12th. We are doing
another one of our Sunday fun days in Old Town
Temecula. I love to see who shows up to that.
Sometimes it's just like not just us, but sometimes
it's just like our friends. And then sometimes
other people show up who we've never met before.
And I literally have met. Like the most random
but like cool people like just and I love hearing
everybody's story right now. We're sitting at
34 people. Oh shit. I would say half of them
are people we know and there's a few definitely
people I've never seen before. Well, I hope those
people who we've never seen before show up. Yeah,
exactly. Because that makes good. And I feel
like we've connected people who don't like who
you think would never get connected. You know
what I mean? Like even at the MNPP party thing
or whatever, there was a couple that came and
there's another couple that was there. So I think
we called them. They're all from the same area
of San Diego. Yeah, I think we called one of
them the Jeep couple and the other one I think
Beard named the Prada couple? Someone named the
Prada couple. Prada couple, yes. Someone named
them? I think it was Beard. Anyway. Yeah, because
she had a Prada purse. No, it was sunglasses.
Sunglasses, yes, that's right. Yeah, sunglasses.
Nobody has a purse in the pool. I'm like, why
did, yeah. Nobody has a purse in the pool. As
I said it, I'm like, that didn't make sense.
That doesn't make any sense. I was like thinking,
I'm like, I hope she doesn't call me out for
that. She is. And she did. Oh, me? Yeah, of course
I'm going to. I mean, that's what I'm here for.
So the product couple and the Jeep couple. They
live very close. Minutes from each other. Yeah,
and they wouldn't have met if they both wouldn't
have come out to something like... Mm -hmm we
were I'm not like we did it but like we're just
like you're welcome guys. Yeah, but like we invited
both You know what I mean? We always put out
the invite to friends and friends. We haven't
met yet Yeah, kind of what I always say so we
had met both of them, but I'm just saying like
when we get the new people Oh, yeah, yeah friends.
We haven't met yet Yeah, but come out even if
we're not your cup of tea like we have a lot
of people who come out So then there's like you
could find your cup of tea, right? Yeah, I actually
Our friends, the bodybuilder couple, the one
that gets up and sings with us all the time,
my band. They're from out of this area and now
they're kind of part of our group. They've joined
us and now they've made all the new friends.
They're actually going to a concert now with
us. We're going to see the band that I can't
pronounce. Aurora Wave. Say that one more time.
Aurora Wave. For the people in the back. Aurora
Wave. We are going to see them in San Diego.
this weekend, but next Friday, the 17th. And
they're actually joining us there. So yeah, it's
been a, I love meeting new people. I love NRE.
And like you said, not everybody's everybody's
tea, but we welcome you to come join us and then
you're gonna find your tea. Yeah, you might find
somebody that you didn't, you would have never
come across, right? Like, I don't know. Come
across or come on. Yeah, exactly. I feel like
I love seeing people connecting. Like, it's just
cool to me that different, It's definitely one
of the driving forces that actually keeps me
going with this podcast. And it also keeps me
with our community, is I do enjoy new faces meeting
new faces. And it doesn't even have to involve
us. Yeah, like half the time it doesn't. I see
people that come out to things we've... They
won't even talk to us, they just start talking
to each other and it's great. We might say hi
or whatever, but they find somebody that they
connect with and I just think that's so cool.
That's why we do it. Yeah. Because it takes someone
to put together some type of event to do it.
Not everybody's that person and I'd like to do
events. I like organizing shit like that. So
yeah, like I've had some people like, you know,
thank you for putting this together. And it's
like, yes, of course, let's go. So for sure.
It's a good time. So we're doing another one
of those, Sunday Funday. And if you catch it
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sometimes, but you know, it's funny is that you
know how the word base and bass Yes, I felt the
same So, you know how your show you did all that
shit for your bass player because it was his
birthday. Yes. Yes, so I was listening to some
people they were reading it out loud bass. Yeah,
I Mean they weren't reading it wrong. Is it somebody
we know I'm not gonna I'm gonna have to reevaluate
my friendship if it's people we know because
that's that's a hard one What do you mean your
bass players They didn't say like bass player,
but they were like reading Whatever like you
had like you had like will work for more bass
We need to set this up. So basically what I did
is for my last Last show it was my bass players
50th birthday So there's a TV behind the drummer
at the joint replay app and I did a hundred AI
photos of him in wrestling singlets as a kid
playing the bass wrestling a bear and soap operas
and a water slide. So I just did a bunch of crazy.
Part of Metallica. Exactly. I just like a bunch
of crazy AI photos of him and just whatever.
And it was on, it was like a 12 minute video
that just repeated behind us. So that's what
you're talking about. Yeah. I had like writing,
it was like 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Yeah. And I
just had a bunch of crazy shit going on. Yeah.
It was a hit. It was pretty funny. It was a hit.
But anyway, yeah. I heard somebody reading it
out loud. Out loud. Yeah. That's funny. I laughed.
I was like, wait, what? So So we've talked about
that Let's really quick out. Like I said, I don't
want to take this one too long because I need
to go to bed But what are the some of the what
are the some of the surprises? That you've had
since joining the lifestyle one of the some of
the biggest surprises Surprises? Surprises, yes.
Or like, surprises might be a strong word. Yeah,
I'm like, what do you mean surprises? Like, I've
not been surprised. No, I don't know, just with
all the experiences. Unexpected? Unexpected,
we'll say that, yeah. I think unexpected was
the friendships more than anything. Yeah? Yeah.
Kind of don't like those a dick is a dick No,
but I'm surprised by a few of those. Yeah, I
have been surprised Whether it was good or bad
the good bad the ugly I'm sitting right here
Yes, I would say that was one of the last things
I kind of expected. Yeah, I thought it was a
thousand percent the last thing I expected. I
will say though, the very - I'm not a super friendly
person. Girl, same. One of the last, or no, sorry,
the first, probably the first actual experience
we had at Freedom Makers with that one couple.
Yeah. At the end of the couple, or at the end
of the night, we exchanged numbers. And they
were like, yeah, come over for her barbecue.
And I was very much like, whoa. Yeah. Like, um,
yeah. I didn't know this was forever. Yeah. Like
I did not foresee it going this way. And we never,
we never mess. I think you might've messaged
them her once. Yeah. But they're probably still
on our phones. Maybe. Like I wouldn't know what
to search because I can't remember their names
to be fair. That was a long ass time ago. So
yeah, I doubt it. But I wasn't like, no, like
I wasn't looking for that at all. Like, yeah,
I wasn't necessarily not looking for it. I had
lists. I feel like I've talked to those before.
I've listened. I had listened to podcasts because
you were like when we first started, you were
like, hey, listen to these podcasts. And I listened
to them talk about like having friends going
on like family vacations with people. And I'm
like, what the actual fuck? And then like fucking
these people. And I'm like, this is wild. And
I, to me and my brain was like, that's a hard
no. That's a lot. That's a weird like no. And
yeah, I didn't I didn't expect the friendships
I've made. And I think that's a lot of people,
though. A lot of people go into it very anti
friendship because they're afraid of. Feelings.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that might be true,
too. I think I've heard from like couple people
that are new that they I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know the mindset that puts you
into this. It's like, yeah, this is what I want
to do when you think this way. But like people
think like. their deviance. It's like the other
situation, right? Like, okay, I want to do this
and I'm normal. But those people, they're the
other they're weird. Yeah. And their deviance
and their I can't I can't talk to them after.
Yeah, exactly. Because they might be weird. Like
they're gonna like cling on and they're gonna
be like, whatever. Like, it's that like other
like, I think people get that mindset that I've
heard. I didn't have that necessarily where I
was thinking of people as like, Oh, they're deviants
or they're the other, you know, like I'm normal.
They're not. I didn't necessarily have that,
but I have heard people talk to me and I've gotten
the feeling from some newbies because we do come
across because we do a lot of meet and greets
and we do a lot of stuff that's pretty easy for
people to show up to where it's very low pressure.
I've talked to a lot of people who are just getting
into the lifestyle and you I have heard from
kind of several of them that like They have this
like mindset that like Because they think this
is not necessarily Right, but they still want
to do it. So they put themselves in like a scenario
of like I'm the exception to the rule and the
rule is these people are deviants. These people
are Naughty these people or whatever and I'm
just gonna get in and get out really. Yes I'm
gonna just like tap in and then be like get get
what I want out of this and then tap out. Yeah
and not like invest anything in it and definitely
not give any information about myself. I'm going
to keep myself super. I'm going to change my
name. I'm going to change, like change all these
things because I don't want anybody knowing who
I am because they're deviants. Right. Like they
have that mindset. And then I feel like they
come into it and a lot of them realize like,
oh, shit, no, they're just normal people like
their moms or dads. They're I mean, they're coaches.
I mean, there are I mean. But for the most part,
it's like they're like some people are church
going like, you know what I mean? Like it's the
gamut of like people. So it's very interesting.
I feel like like again, I didn't necessarily
have that mindset that we've heard enough about,
but I've heard. Yeah. And but I definitely even
without that mindset, I definitely didn't have
the mindset of like, I'm going to meet some really
great people and have like a big, huge group
of friends because I've never had. Huge group
of friends and I've never been one to really
do friends. Yeah, I am If you if you know me
personally and at parties and stuff like that
Normally before I have a couple of drinks. I'm
kind of sitting there quiet. Yeah like hey, are
you okay? I'm like, I'm fine even tonight actually
I was with vanilla people but I was sitting there
and like literally Everyone at the table was
like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm fine. They're
like, you're so quiet. Normally you're like the
life of the party. I'm like, well, I'm fucking
sober. And that's your own car. You were at a
winery. No, but I mean, I just got there. Literally,
I just got there. And then they're like, you
could have pre -partied. I was like, I was working.
It is Friday. You work from home and you could
pre -party. Okay. I drove you there. So yeah.
Guess I could have exactly but anyway, and I
was just like I'm just not like I Don't know.
I'm just like I'm just not like Super yeah, I
don't know outgoing and all these things Sober
when I get drunk I get very friendly. It's it
kind of like before my last gig I Have to pretty
much be sober through my gigs because the alcohol
messes with my throat my voice So I've unfortunately
had to make the lifestyle change of not drinking
during my shows. So that in turn makes me very
sober for the first hour while people are filing
in and they're all talking to me. And I'm not
going to use the word uncomfortable, but it is
a bit uncomfortable because I'm like, I am so
introverted. And without alcohol, I'm like sitting
there, putting on my best face, trying to, you
know, be there and be nice. But it is, it is
rough. Yeah. And then finally I get to go on
stage for three hours and I don't have to get
off the stage because we just play straight through.
And that's beautiful because then like later
then I can have a drink and then I get to come
out and play. But the friendship thing took me
by surprise because we had that one, one episode
or one experience and then we didn't have anything
again for a while and then we started going to
the the meeting greets and We we didn't put on
the bracelets. We stood in the corner and you
know, we called people clicky I'm sure we didn't
call anybody clicky but but At the time we were
like we would never and then here we are yeah,
you know throwing meeting greets and doing all
that shit and Like I remember back in the day
when we would meet somebody we would like are
you one kick? Are you on kick? No, I'm just like,
what's your phone number? Yeah, because it's
like that mentality of like, what are they going
to do? You have to hide. Yeah, you have to hide
yourself. So they Google my number and they they
find out my name. Yeah. Last name. Yeah. OK.
Yeah. All right. Like, OK. Yeah. So it's it's
you kind of yeah, you kind of get past that.
Now it's just so much easier. Like, hey, what's
your number? And we just chat and blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Well,
it is easy. It is. Oh, I mean. Until the freaking
people have Android phones and you have green
chat. There is a difference though between meeting
people online and meeting people in person. Yes.
I do feel much more comfortable obviously meeting
somebody in person and giving numbers and stuff
because then you're like no. You know they're
still okay. Again my whole thought process is
never like this community as a whole is deviant
but obviously there are some weirdos. There are
some weirdos right. Like there's people who take
advantage of the fact that like we're so open
or like yeah we're willing to do xyz so then
you do get people who can be weird about that
and then we've also had people who've had people
who've been scorned and then fucking made their
lives hell we've had some friends that have been
doxed and yeah yeah so there is a little bit
yeah that's not i mean I don't think that's the
norm. No at all out of all the friends. We've
had it's it's it's a small Yeah But if I meet
somebody in person, I definitely feel much more
like okay, yeah, you know sure yeah Yeah, I don't
online. I don't give out my number my real cell
number I give out my suicide of life number and
then Eventually, if we continue conversations
and we hang out in person, then you eventually
get migrated to my real number, which a few of
you have recently, so congratulations. You made
the cut. Speaking of made the cut, the product
couple, up to this point, they only had my sweet
side of life number, just because, whatever,
we just communicated there. But there was a couple
of pictures of me in a... A woman's shirt. Crop
top. A woman's crop top that he desperately wanted
to send me. Miss Prada's shirt. Desperately wanted
to send me. It looks much better on her, by the
way. It was you and then the Jeep couple man.
Was he in his wife's shirt? Yep. It was a pretty
funny photo, but he was trying to send it through
and it didn't go through, so I gave him my actual
number and then they came through and I kind
of regretted that decision. But here we are.
At least you have a copy of your blackmail. Yes.
Thank you. Now I know what I'm going to be blackmailed
with. I will not be running for politics anytime
soon. So, so yes, friendship. That's definitely
a huge surprise, but it's a good surprise because
honestly, if it wasn't for the friendship part,
I don't know if we would be LS. Because we wouldn't
have continued. Yeah, because our approach to
DLS is Very much more friendship friendship hangout
based. Yeah, then DTF because we're we're not
DTF like we'll get down when we get down But
we're not like that type. So if we didn't have
the friendship portion of it I don't I don't
know if our our Vibe would even work out because
it would be very like Once every two months meet
up a random in and yeah I don't I just don't
see it working if we weren't in it for the friendship
part of it I could see it working. We obviously
wouldn't have as many experiences and probably
not As fulfilling yeah, but um I could see us
like going to Like events where there are multiple
days and then something still happening. Yeah
potentially or like like EDR where it's like
Well, we definitely wouldn't be able to do a
podcast where you could do multiple Days and
like slow burn into something even if you weren't
gonna exchange anything because we have done
that where we've gone and We have a couple of
randos. Yeah a couple of randos, but I mean if
you take that over the but we probably would
do more of that right like we probably would
spend more time at EDR and like maybe more time
doing Maybe, because yeah, right now we can literally,
the weekend of, we can throw out an event, we
can have 25, 30 people, we can hang out, and
it's really easy. So I guess if we had the try
harder, maybe, I don't know, perhaps. So yeah,
that's a huge thing. And then for me, I enjoy
the LS, and it surprised me because, I feel like
an essay. Because well you had time to prepare
you just not really no, this is this is brand
new to me, too. I Just uh, like we were talking
about earlier. I'm not the friendliest person
So it really actually challenges myself to step
outside of my my safety Yeah. I think you have
to do that. You have to. It's just like the people
we always talk about. Like you can't sit in a
corner and call it clicky. You have to put yourself
out there. When people say clicky or when people
say, oh, people already know each other. Well,
yeah, they know each other because they met each
other and they only meet each other because people
stepped outside of their comfort zone and went
talk to people. So like, I feel like I've gotten
pretty good. about expressing interest in someone.
Like you've told me that in the past. Yeah, you
are good at that. And guys who you talked about
earlier, like you've done pretty good for yourself
because like you literally like, you can play.
I mean, if you want to, you can. And I think
that like guys who say, I don't know any guys
who. or like I never get to play or what I don't
know yeah but I would say that guys who don't
do that it's probably because they're not putting
their interests out there like they're not saying
what what they want because guys I will tell
you most women there's only a handful of women
that I personally know that will show their cards
yeah right out the gate most women you have to
Make the first move you have to show you in all
fairness like society has Made it so women Are
not allowed to do that right like you're a slut
if you do that and again I know this is different,
but we've all been like from a young age We've
been told like don't like show too much interest
Don't you know put yourself out there like be
meek be mindful you know and so even though In
this, I definitely don't feel like necessarily
that way. I'm fighting like years of training
and society and just everything telling me don't
be sexual. Like, don't you know what I mean?
Like so. Yes, it helps when a guy definitely.
Tells you what they want like for me and then
it gives you permission to be like as a woman
That's how I feel to be like, oh cool. I want
that too. Yeah for me like I've noticed like
if if a woman walks up to me and in my head I'm
thinking wow, she's hot. I'll say right out the
gate Yeah, you are so beautiful like right out
the gate and it's just like I just put it out
there and if they don't do anything with it,
then I can kind of base my next move off of that.
Sometimes they're like, oh, thank you so much.
And they walk away. And I'm like, OK. Cool. I
just probably made her day. But yeah, I'm not
going to pursue that anymore. But then if they
say, oh, thank you, and they touch your arm,
then I'm like, oh, OK. So I've gotten pretty
good at making that first show of interest. And
you, I know personally, you need someone to show
that first interest. Yeah, for sure. Because
there's a lot of guys, a lot of people we hang
out with and stuff that I know like are into
you, but they're quiet and shy. And you're kind
of like in the background, you're like, I have
no idea. I'm like, bitch, they are. They're just,
they're not me. Like, in the sense of like, they
won't necessarily say that first, they're shy
or whatever the case is. So guys. Don't be afraid
to make that first. It's not even a first move
It's not even like you're going in for a kiss.
It's just it's literally just a word yeah, and
a word can be like boom just it shows interest
and that's all it takes a lot of times to get
that fire started let her know and also vice
versa like I love it when a girl is forward with
me, yeah and Some are pretty crazy like to come
up and strike grab my nipples and start Like
not speaking about UV. I'm not talking about
V from the V and our couple at all Not one bit
am I talking about you? but she has She's very
forward and I appreciate the hell out of it if
I have any if I go to a like an event I'm feeling
down she walks in I'm like, I'm good She's like
grabbing my nipples and she's like All right,
so I'm going to suck your dick under the table
right now. I'm like, no, we can't do that right
now. We're at McDonald's. So, yeah. So she's
very forward. But not all women are. No. So,
yeah, we kind of took a turn there. Is that what
you're thankful for? V's foreignness? It's one
of the things. She has a few other things I'm
thankful for as well. However. We digress like
a motherfucker. So I think that's kind of what
I just wanted to hit on. It was like just some
surprises we've had since we've started. It's
been a couple of years now. And did you say surprise?
Did you say yours? That was the exact same thing.
I was like, was I not listening? No, it was kind
of, it was, it was mostly your, your thought
of the friendships because I did not anticipate
that I was looking for that. Yeah. Because up
until i've never done the vanilla friendship
thing because i hate small talk yeah i like real
talk yeah so or sexual talk sexual talk that
i can be real with so yeah bullshit talk i'm
like i am so much happier with a group of lifestylers
just being able to shoot the shit play grab ass
and speak my mind yeah and uh that is where my
my friendship meter Is good with like I still
I can't do vanilla friendships right now. Yeah,
I don't I don't really I don't think I have any
Like I just there's nobody in my phone book where
I'm like, oh this sounds fun No, I'm like no
this is not worth it like pool parties regular
pool parties now boring I'll sit in the corner
I'm good. Everybody's got to keep their clothes
on. That's no fun. That's boring as hell. And
I think the other thing I was surprised about
is kind of going back to earlier, how well I've
done. Cause growing up I had a, I was really
insecure. I still am to an extent, but grown,
definitely growing up and very insecure. And
I didn't have much experience with the opposite
sex before you frankly. Yeah. So being able to
go out there and, and flex my, my muscle, quote
unquote, not the, not the veiny one, but you
flex that too. But the, you know, just the, the
mentality of it, like, Oh, wow. I am flirting
and flirting. I am desirable to some people.
Like, yeah, that was huge. That built up my confidence
a lot. And I know that did with you too. Like,
yeah, everybody wants to fuck me. Shit. Fuck
you. Your percentage is definitely higher than
me. I'm still sitting at probably a 50 -50 and
I'm fine with that. I do good with those odds.
But yeah, those are all - You do better than
me most days. That's because I put myself out
more than you. Kind of goes back to that. So
yeah, that's probably the biggest thing. So let's
wrap that subject up. Unless there's something
else you wanted to talk about any other surprises?
No, I don't think so. We're already going way
longer than anticipated. This is what I do. Yeah,
you just ramble. I suck you in and suck you off.
I do. So before we conclude this episode of The
Sweet Side of Life, episode 6 to 7, I do want
to touch on one more thing. What's that? That
is not your puzzle. EDR. That's not my pussy.
That's not I want to touch on one more thing.
That's nacho. Oh EDR EDR is a Lifestyle resort
in the beautiful city of Palm Springs, California
We have ranted and we have raved and then we've
ranted again and we have broken up with EDR and
we have a very We have a very volatile relationship
with EDR right now We're kind of, we started
dating again. Sort of. So. We're getting ready
to see each other. Yes, we are planning our big
date. We made plans for our date. So we're communicating.
So we've had multiple friends say that they've
been there recently and they've had some subpar
experiences. It was trash. And I can see all
their reasoning and it sounds bad. So. We always
go to EDR for Memorial Day Party. We do three
days there, and we've done that for the last
four years. Something like that. We've always
had a great time. So we were gonna originally
do something local, but we decided to just go
back to EDR, because we love the city of Palm
Springs, because the local places to us, they
don't really offer like an overnight option,
because it's not a hotel. It's just kind of like
a pool party thing. But I like staying in a hotel
on site where you can wake up in the morning
wake up naked And then just do your day naked
like whatever whatever. It's just no rules. Yeah
There's rules. Just not normal rules. Yes Some
pie you can't poop on the deck Jiminy Christmas
you said it I did not say that So we decided
let's go ahead and do it poop on the deck. Let's
go ahead and book it Even with some of the the
reviews coming in. So yeah, we reached out to
I Don't know if he's the manager. I'm not sure
what his official title is And I asked him about
the concerns. I'm like, are you addressing them?
And he said yeah I have a feeling since EDR is
a very seasonal spot. Like you don't really go
there necessarily during the winter I mean you
can but it's not really gonna be we've been there
and it's been slow So I have a feeling they just
kind of don't want to spend the money while they're
not bringing in the money. And they're going
to clean it up for the seasonal, which is what
I'm hoping. Yeah. So we did book our rooms. We
are going to be there the Friday through the
Monday morning of Memorial Day weekend. If you
guys are in the area, we'd love for you to join
us there. If you're thinking about coming. Text
our our sweet side of life sex line sweetums
line and let us know I'm thinking about putting
actually like an event on Cassidy. That's kind
of like a cure like a curated group of our friends
But just going to that party. I just kind of
put it so I can make sure I get it out to all
of our friends on our friends list and all that
community stuff. And hopefully we can turn it
into a really good party and hopefully EDR turns
it around. Like you said, we talked to the manager
and he said he is working on it. He said he understands
all the concerns. He had to step away for a little
bit. And I think that's where things got a little
cuckoo over there. And so he's back. So he said
that he's already fixed a bunch of things that
people said was a concern. And it's on his list
to continue and keep it nice. And we know that
this particular manager, he's a solid dude. Anytime
he's been there, he gets shit handled. Yeah,
he makes it happen. I put my faith in him. Yeah,
he knows what we expect. He knows what makes
a resort money. I use resort loosely. When we
were in Michigan and we were talking to the couple
at one of the parties that we went to or the
party we went to and they were saying they're
going to go to Vegas for Memorial Day. Oh yeah.
Then I was like I was drunk and I was trying
to talk them into going to EDR And then I said
resort and I'm like, well, let's let me just
pull it back. I feel like your idea of resort
We very different where were they talking about
going to in Vegas? They were saying they were
gonna just go to like they're like, oh, yeah
There's this topless pool and I was like Maria.
Yeah, I was like do not do that You have so many
better choices. I was like, there's so many better
choices out there. That is fine for Vanellis.
I'm gonna tell you now, but if you forget, I'm
like, just text us, we'll send, we'll tell you.
But I was like, there's flirts, there's Playhouse,
there's Whispers, there's places you can actually
play. Go to Maurea if you want, if you just wanna
be topless. I've heard Maurea's good, there's
a lot of hot people there, but it's, I don't
know, it's not gonna lend itself to play. Flirts
had a lot of hot people there too, and you could
play. I don't know well in the playroom now.
I think it's more yeah, I'm not sure what the
rules have changed. I think it's more open irregardless,
but You could definitely play in a playroom.
Yes. Yes, regardless. Yes, not irregardless regardless
um Yeah, so anyway, I told them I was like you
should come to EDR We're gonna go to EDR for
Memorial Day. Yeah, we'll have to reach out to
them again. Yeah, I mean I mean If they're coming
from Michigan, I don't know if EDR is the best
representation of what happens in. Like, I don't
know. I'm pretty sure he would just be pretty
happy to see you. I think you're you're a fair
enough representation of California. He would
be just fine. I'm pretty sure. Plus, like I said,
Palm Springs is a beautiful place. He likes Tiki
bars now. So, yeah, it's a well, no, it's a different
guy. Was I was talking about was the guy the
guy we met at the? You're talking about the guy
we took to the T bar. Yes. I know the cut the
different couple They definitely said they're
coming out to California. This is the couple
that talked about Lisa then. Yes. All right.
This is the couple in the gave us the The medication
that's supposed to it's not making up your vitamin.
But yeah, so apparently just a public service
announcement. No, this is not medical advice.
This is zero medical advice. I am not a medical
professional. However, this guy told us that
if you take lecithin, it increases your load.
I haven't started taking it yet. I've been taking
it, not for my cum load, but I also saw it like
helps with like brain function. Yeah, I saw that
too. It has other, I thought I saw it open. I
was like, I can use some brain function. Actually,
if any of those are good things, I could use
some brain function, digestive health, and if
I get a nice thick load, it's a win -win. So
yeah, I'll have to see how your load is this
weekend. You're just dropping loads all over
the place. You get a load, you get a load, you
get a load. You've never been like a load dropper,
but we'll see. I've only been, maybe I'll become
a squirter. It's gonna be a very thick squirt.
Now it's feeling a little gross. I don't know,
I'm gonna have to see what this is all about.
I've only been taking it for like three days.
I didn't even, three days you've been taking
it? Three or four days. Okay, that makes sense.
I was wondering why it was open. I'm like, maybe
I shouldn't take this. I assumed you were gonna
ask me like, hey, this is open. I grabbed the
bottle today and I was like, huh. But I'm like,
I didn't think you were taking it, but that makes
sense. Well, shit, I'm gonna have to catch up.
Thick loads together. Outload each other. That's
so gross. I don't know if, I don't really need
to, I don't want to thicken my load. I just want
more. I mean, I have a, okay, why are we even
talking about this? Cause it's a podcast that
we talk about stuff. I have a, I have a decent
load right now. If you have a great load, if
I don't, if I, if I don't masturbate for a day,
I can present some decent product, but we have
pictures to prove it. That is true. Maybe I make
it the cover of the podcast. Um, so I wouldn't
mind a little bit more, but I don't know how
thick, cause if it's any thicker, I'm going to
like feel that coming out even more. Might be
cool though. Yeah, I was like, do you wanna know?
I'm not sure well I'm gonna have to start taking
it before you eat. This is gonna be this is gonna
be the next episode where you ask me What was
your biggest surprise? And then I'm gonna ask
you and you're like how thick my load was and
how it felt coming out Be like chicken soup It
can be if it's sex or chunky Alright guys, let's
wrap this shit up I think we need to finish this
one. I don't think it needs to be chunky. That's
gross. I'm starting to get a little delirious
right now. Oh guys, Naughty and Nolans were doing
it this year. We'll talk more about it later.
Take it away, babe. When enjoying the sweet side
of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe
in unicorns, and keep shaking it up. I love you,
babe. I love you too. My voice is like dead.
I sound like a smoker. Chunky ludes. Ew. Big,
chunky loads. Ew. Wait, this is for our friends
in Michigan. Ew. Loads. Bye.