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the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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I already did it. What's up? What'd you say?

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I already did it. Oh, you did it? Okay. All right.

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Oh, hey. Hey, guys. Sorry for the delayed entry.

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I meant to turn off the AC because it makes like

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a weird humming noise. And she informed me just

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as I was fumbling for my phone at the last minute

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that she already did it. So hey, guys. Pull the

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curtain back. A bunch of information you did

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not know you needed or wanted to know. You know,

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we always talk about that. We don't edit. Are

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you editing that? No, I should stay in. That's

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the gold. I didn't know it was recording. That's

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the gold in them hills. You don't see those little

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meters jumping up and down? Well, I know now

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it's recording, but I could hear the music, but

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I didn't. Don't know you were rolling your chair

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around so I assumed it wasn't recording. Well,

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I always I recorded through the intro to kind

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of get into the mood But um, I always cut out

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Just before we come in so any background noise

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of like me rolling around on my chair or fumbling

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That I do trim out because that's easy got it

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shit in the middle. That's where it gets tricky

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Split, you had split clips and then fade in and

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fade out. Nah, shit, fuck that. So hey. Wow,

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a bunch of information I didn't know that I needed

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to know that I cared to know. Yes. I didn't want

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to know. So we are the sweet side of life, guys.

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We're a week late. We should just change our

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podcast frequency to TBD. TBD, let's just make

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it monthly and then if we come in at three, we're

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early. It's a bonus. Yeah, like we're just early.

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We're overachievers at that point. Instead of

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always feeling like we're running behind. So

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we did a hit in the streets with the sweets this

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past Saturday on our way to a party. So we're

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gonna actually, we're gonna include that in this

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podcast. But first before we did that, we're

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gonna go out of order just a little bit. We don't

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want to go directly into the hit in the street.

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So We did a let's see the 14th, right? That's

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what date are we at right now? No the 19th you

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talk about Saturday Yes, this past Saturday.

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Yes, that was the 14th. Okay, and that was a

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pool party. Yes That's right. So the 14th we

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went to shake your shamrocks pool party at V

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or R and V's. You know, people who live like

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not in California and don't realize the heat

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wave we're having right now. It was 100 degrees

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today. Like in March, there's like people in

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like the East Coast and the Midwest that are

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like a pool party. Was it an indoor pool? No,

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it was not. We're actually visiting our Michigan

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friends that we've had on the podcast here a

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while back. We are going to Michigan on Wednesday,

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and it just snowed there the other day. I think

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the same day that we were going to a pool party,

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it snowed. So yeah, a lot of people talk shit

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about California, but we're out here in March

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having a pool party, fuckers. So you do your

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thing, you do you, and your zero degree shit,

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and we'll do our pool parties in March. Thank

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you very much. Although I will take the 100 degree

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temp down a little bit. You know today I was

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working and it was 100 degrees and it was hot

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but it just made me crave pool weather EDR It

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actually made me crave EDR. That's why you went

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on and looked to see if they had already um Released

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their yeah their stuff for the memorial day.

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Yeah trying to figure out our memorial day plans

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and EDR has been Memorial Day for the last two

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or three years I feel like And then but there's

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a place local to us called be a Vita And I think

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they're talking about doing a Memorial Day party

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and that's much closer much cheaper But I'm not

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they haven't like officially released it and

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it's different in the sense of they don't have

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like multiple on -site hotel rooms and I don't

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know EDR it's gone through some shit in the past

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couple years, but they still Even though we did

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say fuck EDR about a year and a half ago They

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do they're like an ex -girlfriend that I still

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think about every day They still have a soft

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spot in my heart speaking of ex -girlfriends

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that the taylor frankie paul Oh, yeah That's

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the first thing I thought when you're like, they're

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an ex -girlfriend Tell us about that a little

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bit. I think you're more into oh, I have no idea

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I mean, I watched the secret lives of mormon

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wives and uh, she's like the main character No,

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there's like she's She's the one who had the

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went on with this quote unquote swinging scandal.

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So she's the one that I'll have something to

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do with that. No, she's the one who helped them

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blow up because she started talking about like

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on TikTok or whatever about some swinging scandal.

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And so then that's what made them blow up. And

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then they I mean, they already had a huge following

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as, you know, Mormon women who were, you know.

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Fighting the norms of the Mormon culture, but

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then that kind of blew them up and then obviously

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they got their Hulu show But actually the lady

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who does my lashes she was talking to me about

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it last night. So that's who I actually heard

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it from I knew she was doing the bachelorette

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but Last night is from the lady just my lashes.

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She told me. Oh, did you hear they pulled the

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bachelorette because of this whole like Video

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from 2023. I think that came out of her. It was

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crazy. I saw part of the video She was like throwing

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chairs and shit like bar stools across the room

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like sounds she gets rage II that's what you

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need and so it was funny cuz I was watching season

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4 of the secret lives and I was you know, binging

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it as normal and It kind of ended abruptly and

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I just thought oh, maybe they didn't put out

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all of the Episodes, you know, they just released

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10 and then they're going to release the rest

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of them. Yeah. In a week or whatever. It wasn't

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a full release. Sometimes, but it seemed odd

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to me. But then when she said that and they,

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I guess Hulu pulled the rest of the episodes

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too, because it was like some people's storylines

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in the show didn't really come to like like full

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circle. And I was like, what? This is a weird

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ending place to leave off a weird season finale.

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Yeah. But anyway, yeah. I don't know. You said

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the abusive girlfriend we go back to and it just

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made me think of that. So EDR is my tailor. You

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know what? Sure, I'll take it. So we just digressed

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like a motherfucker. We did. But it kind of wrapped

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in because it was about the swinging scandal.

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It makes perfect sense. Speaking of digressing,

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my Latin lover Carlos and Autumn Sen's Just the

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other day on their swingers couch podcast. They

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were giving us a lot of props. They listened

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to our last one. Apparently they're also bar

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soap people. Yeah, they're bar soap people. Is

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that what they said? I can't remember if they

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said they're body wash or bar soap people. We

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have everything. I know. We have bar soap and

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body wash. And scrubs. Just thinking and oils

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in a limited shower light. She only saw the bar.

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So yeah, we literally have like two niches full

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of every possible cleaning solution known to

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man and She got fixated on the bar. So so Anyway,

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so if that if you not understand what we're talking

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about go back to our last episode where we got

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judged for Being bar so people after a mini orgy

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anyways So All right, so i'm trying to get my

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date straight. So last saturday the 14th was

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the pool party. So the saturday before that yeah

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the seventh right is when we went to Yeah, you

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had your show on friday. Yes, that's right. And

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then we went to the freestyle meet and greet

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on Saturday and Marina Valley and then we went

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to the after party after the meet -and -greet

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and the after party is what we talk about in

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the hit in the streets with the sweet Which will

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will put after we talk about our the 14th I'm

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getting all my dates all screwing great. I don't

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think anybody cares the dates I do because I'm

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trying to make sense of the order of things the

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problem is is There's a lot of couples that do

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something once a month or once every three months

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or once every six months when they travel We

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have shit almost every weekend. Yeah, whether

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it's a meeting greet whether it's a party whether

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it's a my show meeting greet whether it's a greet

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my meet, you know, there's There's always something

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Sunday fun days. We throw almost every Sunday.

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We do a Sunday fun day down here and There's

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always trouble to be had. So it's Trying to keep

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up. Yeah. Well, this is why we don't do podcasts

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that frequently, because we just don't have the

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time. Frankly, we're having too much fun. Yeah.

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So. All right. So this past Saturday, shake your

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shamrocks. Yeah, it was fun. So in the hit and

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the sweets with the sweets and the sweets with

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the hit and the hit and the sweets with the streets,

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I got a rash street rash road rash. Anyways.

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At the end of that, we referenced going into

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this party, and my idea was to pull out my phone

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and possibly do some on -site interviews. I don't

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know why I always talk about that. I don't know

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why you do either. It sounds like a really good

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idea in your moment. What's that? In your head.

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Yeah, it sounds fantastic. And I got these big

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ideas. But then when we get there, those ideas

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go out the window so fast once a boob comes out.

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Yeah. I squirrel. so We didn't do any of the

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interviews So I wanted to interview r &v the

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hosts I wanted to interview the birthday couple

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that we were celebrating there that day I still

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don't know if their name can be mentioned. So

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they're they are gonna be the unnamed couple

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but We celebrated their birthday and yeah, it

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was a great time. We got there at like two we

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had probably what four hours a good pool weather

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and then it transitioned into just a Inside outside

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party. Yeah, it was still warm. I I brought my

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speakers. I was kind of the DJ I wasn't behind

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the decks, but you know, I provided the music

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So that's always fun. So I get to play the music

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I want to hear I Was talking to one girl and

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I was playing a lot of you know hip -hop as you

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do and I was going around asking people they

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wanted, you know certain songs and stuff and

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She's like, yeah The song I want won't fit the

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vibe of the party. I go, what do you want? She

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goes, real big fish. I'm like, got you. Next,

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I play real big fish. I'm like, you know, the

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vibe of the party can modulate. It doesn't have

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to be hip hop the entire time. Everybody here,

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they love it. They grew up in the same 90s and

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2000s, and they were jiving. There was a bunch

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of you having a good time. I did a couple. Eventually,

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I did have to go back to hip hop. But after the

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night, let's see. What was your experience at

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the party? Um, I had fun. I mean we were in the

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pool. I didn't nothing really happened there

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with me and anybody else. Uh, I had a lot of

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conversations I actually had a lot of conversations

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with people that i've seen around Recently a

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lot and I just haven't had a chance to talk to

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them. Yeah, I definitely I definitely talked

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to quite a few people. Yeah that like They've

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been to your shows or they've been to some of

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the meet and greets and it's like sometimes when

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you're being pulled in like 10 different directions,

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it's hard to like have an actual conversation

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with somebody. I didn't really have like a deep

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conversation with anybody, but being in a pool,

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you're a little more static. Yeah. Then which

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seems weird because the pool is flowy, but when

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you're standing in a pool, you're kind of not

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being pulled in a lot of different directions.

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It's a lot harder to walk away when you're in

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a pool because it's like you got to like swim

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and you create like a wake. and then you got

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to get out of the pool and everybody's looking

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at you and it's yeah it's much harder just to

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kind of casually walk away from a pool conversation.

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So I did talk to another couple who's going to

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Naughty and she's doing like a girl's thing kind

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of like a little before the... Before the party

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party we're gonna call them. They're the juicy

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couple It's a like a meet -and -greet sort of

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like it's like her friends and then she was like,

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oh you're going and so she said I could come

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and then like she invited me and then I Asked

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her if I could invite another friend who's going

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to Naughty She's like, yeah as long as they're

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coming to Naughty like the more the merrier so

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it's kind of like a like so you can kind of Meet

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more people meet some people in the area before

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you go to Naughty and then we have people we

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kind of Know as we're there especially like naughty

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like we're outside of the people that are going

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we're gonna know nobody Yeah, which to me is

00:14:17.259 --> 00:14:21.519
fun. Yeah, because We do have a large group of

00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:23.519
friends here and I always talk about you know,

00:14:23.580 --> 00:14:27.460
while I love our friends. I also love What's

00:14:27.460 --> 00:14:30.919
the term NRE NRE new relationship energy. Yeah,

00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:35.019
I I enjoy meeting people and which is weird because

00:14:35.019 --> 00:14:37.460
as an introvert that's so weird to say but in

00:14:37.460 --> 00:14:40.159
the lifestyle like I It's a different side of

00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:43.360
me comes out. Yeah Like initially, I mean it

00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.360
takes us it takes a second like I'll be in the

00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:47.159
corner for a little bit while I'm like trying

00:14:47.159 --> 00:14:51.039
to get my body primed but But yeah, I'm excited

00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:53.879
for Naughty. Yeah. So anyway, so I met well I

00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:56.279
already saw that I met her I've met them a while

00:14:56.279 --> 00:14:59.000
ago. I met them a while ago at Athena's but I

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talked to her more about that and just Naughty

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in general and what to expect because they went

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last year so this is year two for them and Then

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I talked to some other couples that like I said,

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we've I've seen at your shows But it's you know

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loud and I never get to talk to anybody at my

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meeting because I'm on stage the entire time

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and By the time I'm done people are kind of already

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paired off and they're not in the Like looking

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to have new conversation mode like they've already

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found like you know one or two couples and they're

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always kind of paired off for the night and it's

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you know by that point and I'm super tired and

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yeah and sober and sober I love how both of us

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said that oh yeah while we were at the pool party

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you made a bet I made a bet with a guy there.

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He's a gambler. We'll call him the gambler. He's

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the gambler. He's the gambler. I think I talked

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about him in another podcast. He's a single male.

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Yeah, he's a single male. I think I talked about

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him in another podcast because I was with the

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Super Bowl party, but I'm not sure if I did or

00:16:04.549 --> 00:16:05.710
not. I don't even know if we talked about the

00:16:05.710 --> 00:16:07.190
Super Bowl party. I don't know. I don't remember

00:16:07.190 --> 00:16:10.389
what we talked about. But anyway, he's a gambler.

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It's his job. So anyway, I made a bet with him.

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So in October we'll see if that's that comes

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to first I don't know what we got. We just got

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we were just drunk and just Shooting the shit

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and he's a gambler. So we're betting on what

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I like I think it was a joke like oh, we're gonna

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bet on something Random and so we did You don't

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make bets with a professional gambler, but whatever

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Sounds good. It's an oral sex, but it is Hopefully

00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:50.899
I win either way, right? It's kind of a win -win

00:16:50.899 --> 00:16:57.240
as long as I'm not involved in no Let's see what

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else oh speaking of EDR We ran into our monogamous

00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:08.440
friends that we met a while back at EDR they

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were there and We were talking about how we met

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them at EDR and they just recently Monogamish

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friends. Yes, they just recently Started listening

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to our podcast. They had told us prior that they

00:17:22.730 --> 00:17:24.970
did listen But then he came out with a confession

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the other day and he said All right. I have a

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confession. I haven't actually listened to your

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podcast yet. I'm like, that's fine But he's like

00:17:34.450 --> 00:17:36.509
we're not we are now so we're like we're catching

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up So he actually messaged me the other day.

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Okay And he was like, so who is the Dr. Feelgood

00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:51.640
couple? And he's like, it was his birthday weekend.

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And he's like, I'm pretty sure that my wife pulled

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him away for a birthday massage. And I couldn't

00:18:02.220 --> 00:18:05.680
confirm or deny it. I'm like, maybe. And he's

00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:08.339
pretty sure that he's the one that fucked up

00:18:08.339 --> 00:18:12.039
our Grubhub order. You remember? Yeah. How we

00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:13.980
ordered Jersey Mike's and we ended up settling

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for Chipotle. He added the blues said he's pretty

00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:21.559
sure he's the one that got our food and that

00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.759
started the whole mix up. They got our food where?

00:18:25.180 --> 00:18:28.470
I don't know. Our food ended up coming. Yeah,

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I totally ordered

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a bunch of Chipotle. It was like kids. That's

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what that's what I said. I told him I said I

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don't I don't think so because it was kids meals,

00:18:36.869 --> 00:18:38.549
but he's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure we were

00:18:38.549 --> 00:18:40.990
the one that fucked it up. So if that's well,

00:18:41.150 --> 00:18:44.309
thanks a lot. Yeah, fuck you, bro. You always

00:18:44.309 --> 00:18:48.569
Jersey Mike's. We eventually got it. But um,

00:18:48.849 --> 00:18:50.589
yeah, because you reported it. That was wrong.

00:18:50.710 --> 00:18:52.269
It was this whole thing. Yeah, it was. Yeah,

00:18:52.490 --> 00:18:55.230
go back to episode. Yeah, I don't really know.

00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:58.220
A year ago, whatever. It's funny that someone

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says they listen and then they actually don't

00:18:59.940 --> 00:19:02.019
listen. I don't if I meet somebody, I don't care

00:19:02.019 --> 00:19:04.500
if you listen. No, I don't know. I don't know

00:19:04.500 --> 00:19:06.579
where it came out. I think because he knew he

00:19:06.579 --> 00:19:08.500
was going to see us at the party and he just

00:19:08.500 --> 00:19:10.839
had to get that demon off his chest. How would

00:19:10.839 --> 00:19:12.839
you how did you even know? Maybe he thought I

00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:14.980
was going to like quiz him. Yeah, I don't even

00:19:14.980 --> 00:19:19.819
remember what we talk about. I'm definitely not

00:19:19.819 --> 00:19:22.700
quizzing. What's funny is some people will like

00:19:22.700 --> 00:19:24.619
reference something we've said and we've forgotten.

00:19:24.839 --> 00:19:27.339
said it, we don't remember because we're just

00:19:27.339 --> 00:19:29.119
talking, we just shooting the shit. So we don't

00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:30.660
remember everything. And I definitely don't go

00:19:30.660 --> 00:19:33.160
back and listen to it. So some people like reference

00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:34.759
it. And I'm like, I don't know what they're talking

00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:36.640
about. But obviously, it's something we said

00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:38.359
in the podcast that I have to go back and listen.

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Or you're like, oh, yeah, it was this or we'll

00:19:40.539 --> 00:19:42.960
finally remember. But so check this out, guys.

00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:46.440
Here's what happens. We do a podcast, right?

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If if one of us screws up and says something,

00:19:51.500 --> 00:19:54.359
I take a time stamp. of when we did that, and

00:19:54.359 --> 00:19:58.660
I'll edit that out. I do not listen to the entire

00:19:58.660 --> 00:20:02.839
podcast when I edit it. Yeah. Because I have

00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:05.140
no interest in it. Like whatever I said, I said.

00:20:05.500 --> 00:20:07.799
Whatever I did, I did. Whatever I did, it's done.

00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.200
It's already out in the ether. What I'll do is

00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:12.640
I'll mix it all down. I'll add the intros, add

00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:14.980
all the buffers, and then I'll spot check it.

00:20:15.059 --> 00:20:17.400
I'll like do, do, and I'll like, you know, fast

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forward every five minutes just to make sure.

00:20:19.609 --> 00:20:21.769
The audio is consistent and there's no buzzing

00:20:21.769 --> 00:20:24.190
that clicks in but I have yet to listen to an

00:20:24.190 --> 00:20:26.930
entire episode of our podcast Yeah, so I don't

00:20:26.930 --> 00:20:29.990
remember what I said two seconds ago, let alone

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Ten episodes ago. Yeah, but it's great in the

00:20:33.269 --> 00:20:35.970
sense of like when you're sitting here behind

00:20:35.970 --> 00:20:37.849
the mics You feel like you're talking into a

00:20:37.849 --> 00:20:41.029
void. I mean right besides you I'm talking to

00:20:41.029 --> 00:20:45.690
you in a void I don't exist. So it does feel

00:20:45.690 --> 00:20:49.599
good that someone grabs a hold of something we

00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:51.740
say, and it meant something to them. No, for

00:20:51.740 --> 00:20:54.099
sure. I just don't always remember what that

00:20:54.099 --> 00:20:55.740
is. Yeah, exactly. It's a funny, I'm like, did

00:20:55.740 --> 00:20:59.680
I say that? I'm an idiot. But it is kind of cool

00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:03.279
to be reminded that something we said, people

00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:06.619
thought was funny, they appreciated it, and it

00:21:06.619 --> 00:21:08.740
meant something to them at the time. So it's

00:21:08.740 --> 00:21:11.940
one of those things, it helps keep me going,

00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:14.099
I guess you could say. Because like I said, I

00:21:14.099 --> 00:21:16.670
was sitting here talking, and you know. It gets

00:21:16.670 --> 00:21:22.970
old sometimes but then Not to you just the commitment

00:21:22.970 --> 00:21:26.789
of the podcast and Like feeling I'm always feeling

00:21:26.789 --> 00:21:29.069
feeling like we're running behind and because

00:21:29.069 --> 00:21:32.230
typically are yeah, and I hate that feeling change

00:21:32.230 --> 00:21:35.730
it to once a month I don't force TBD. I don't

00:21:35.730 --> 00:21:39.109
know. No promises guys. We're twice twice a month

00:21:39.809 --> 00:21:41.950
We got it. We just got a button down and you

00:21:41.950 --> 00:21:44.549
just got to be better at this. Okay I'm not blaming

00:21:44.549 --> 00:21:47.890
you but I'm blaming you. Okay. All right so anyway,

00:21:47.930 --> 00:21:51.750
so So yes, we met them and we saw them again

00:21:51.750 --> 00:21:54.349
at this shaker shamrocks party and we were chatting

00:21:54.349 --> 00:21:57.190
for a little bit So yeah, it's funny that that

00:21:57.190 --> 00:21:59.950
came up the food order like that. I do remember

00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.079
I remember that, yes. Because we purposely didn't

00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:05.000
order Chipotle because that fucks both of us

00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:06.920
up. And we're like, we're trying to get down.

00:22:07.019 --> 00:22:11.180
I'm like, yes, let's eat a bunch of, you know,

00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:15.119
fake ass Mexican food. Yeah, beans. You've heard

00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:17.859
the song, beans, beans, magical food. The more

00:22:17.859 --> 00:22:21.740
you eat, the more you toot. It's true. So, yeah.

00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:25.200
Yeah, it didn't work. Eliminating our fiber intake.

00:22:27.539 --> 00:22:31.769
We're in a pool. So I'm going to need confirmation

00:22:31.769 --> 00:22:34.710
from Dr. Feelgood if he was the one that actually

00:22:34.710 --> 00:22:38.170
did get pulled away for a birthday massage. That's

00:22:38.170 --> 00:22:42.569
one thing. And then so EDR Memorial Day. I'm

00:22:42.569 --> 00:22:44.250
looking forward to that. Hopefully, we'll have

00:22:44.250 --> 00:22:46.950
to see. We'll let everybody know. If we decide

00:22:46.950 --> 00:22:48.809
to do it, wherever we do it, we're going to put

00:22:48.809 --> 00:22:50.849
it out. We're going to make it a big event, try

00:22:50.849 --> 00:22:53.269
to get as many people from our community and

00:22:53.269 --> 00:22:56.029
all that stuff. And when I say community, if

00:22:56.029 --> 00:22:58.319
you go to Cassidy, if you're on Cassidy, And

00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:00.259
look up the Sweet Side of Life when you're in

00:23:00.259 --> 00:23:02.700
communities. We have a whole thing there. We

00:23:02.700 --> 00:23:06.279
put all of our events there. I'm getting ready

00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.039
to start a Sweet Side of Life Telegram group.

00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.339
I don't know if there's a need or a want for

00:23:12.339 --> 00:23:15.220
it. But I think it would be kind of a cool idea

00:23:15.220 --> 00:23:19.619
to just put it out there. And I know a lot of

00:23:19.619 --> 00:23:21.920
people use Telegram in their lifestyle. I haven't

00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:24.500
used Telegram until this past New Year's Eve,

00:23:24.500 --> 00:23:29.200
really, for the plush events. So when we put

00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.440
together our plush thing we've got quite a bit

00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.859
of people on that that so I was kind of made

00:23:33.859 --> 00:23:36.420
me think maybe we should Start it and then I

00:23:36.420 --> 00:23:38.019
don't know just a way to get it, you know get

00:23:38.019 --> 00:23:41.519
events out there for For local people and just

00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:44.160
also, you know events in general and if you want

00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:46.740
to share pictures your buoys and it's all good

00:23:46.740 --> 00:23:50.799
so before we go any further one thing we did

00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:54.180
forget to talk about and Hitting the streets

00:23:54.180 --> 00:23:57.519
with the sweets is after everything was over,

00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.940
the Uber driver. No, one thing we forgot to talk

00:24:00.940 --> 00:24:03.759
about was your phone looking like it died. Yeah.

00:24:03.859 --> 00:24:06.500
So we'll start there. So we were at the party

00:24:06.500 --> 00:24:10.299
and this is after a lot of stuff has happened.

00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:12.480
You'll have to listen further in this podcast

00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.039
to hear all that stuff that had happened. Yes.

00:24:14.259 --> 00:24:15.759
But a lot of stuff went down at the party. So

00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:18.480
it was a great party. We had a great time. We're

00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:20.319
leaving. We're like the last ones to leave. It's

00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:24.559
like three or four a .m. The party. Was supposed

00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:27.720
to end at 1 30 and we were yeah, it was like

00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:32.599
3 34. Yes, so Your phone has been acting weird

00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:36.619
Like lately I dropped it the other day and my

00:24:36.619 --> 00:24:39.519
charging port Where you plug it in doesn't work

00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:41.740
So I have to use one of those mount charges mount

00:24:41.740 --> 00:24:43.859
charges where it sticks to back your phone and

00:24:43.859 --> 00:24:45.779
so your phone's just been acting super weird

00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:50.079
So this was just in this is so this is like in

00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:51.700
our brains already that your phone's acting,

00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:54.259
has been acting kind of weird recently. But it

00:24:54.259 --> 00:24:58.700
had been fine for the past few weeks. Well, going

00:24:58.700 --> 00:25:01.640
to this party, prior to going to the party, we

00:25:01.640 --> 00:25:03.799
went to the hotel room and I left my phone there.

00:25:03.799 --> 00:25:05.240
I was like, there's no need for my phone. We're

00:25:05.240 --> 00:25:07.440
just going straight to the party. I told you

00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:10.099
I'm not bringing my phone. I would just sit in

00:25:10.099 --> 00:25:12.799
a backpack. So my phone's at the hotel. So we're

00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:14.119
at the party. We're leaving the party. We're

00:25:14.119 --> 00:25:15.819
the last ones there. That's never a good idea

00:25:15.819 --> 00:25:19.210
moving forward. We're the last ones there. We

00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:21.329
don't really know the host. We don't know the

00:25:21.329 --> 00:25:23.750
host. We just had just met them that night. And

00:25:23.750 --> 00:25:25.569
they're trying to clearly go to bed. He's cleaning

00:25:25.569 --> 00:25:28.250
up. We're trying to get out of there. You call

00:25:28.250 --> 00:25:31.430
the Uber and all of a sudden your phone goes

00:25:31.430 --> 00:25:34.009
black. Yeah. And you're like, holy shit, I think

00:25:34.009 --> 00:25:36.269
my phone just died. And i'm like what the fuck

00:25:36.269 --> 00:25:38.589
you know, like I got the uber called So hopefully

00:25:38.589 --> 00:25:40.529
they come like 10 minutes out or something. Yeah,

00:25:40.529 --> 00:25:42.690
and the host was so sweet He was like you guys

00:25:42.690 --> 00:25:45.009
can stay like do you need to charge like blah

00:25:45.009 --> 00:25:47.750
blah blah and like We're like no and you're like

00:25:47.750 --> 00:25:50.109
my phone was at 70. I don't know why it died

00:25:50.109 --> 00:25:52.589
Like you're just we're both just like what the

00:25:52.589 --> 00:25:55.720
hell but i'm like, whatever we'll go We're not

00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:57.599
gonna stay in these people's house that we don't

00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.119
really know They offered for us to stay there

00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:02.140
if we wanted it was like we're not gonna stay

00:26:02.140 --> 00:26:03.779
in their house Like these people we don't know

00:26:03.779 --> 00:26:05.980
like they're being super nice But I know how

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:07.759
it is to when you want people to go, you know,

00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:10.420
yeah, so I'm like we don't have to go home, but

00:26:10.420 --> 00:26:12.640
yeah Let's just go outside and we'll stand in

00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.579
outside and hope that the lift or whatever Uber

00:26:15.579 --> 00:26:19.180
was called and the person is coming so we go

00:26:19.180 --> 00:26:21.740
out and we're standing in their front yard basically

00:26:21.740 --> 00:26:25.819
waiting for a the Uber hoping they come and then

00:26:25.819 --> 00:26:27.960
all of a sudden your phone starts rebooting itself.

00:26:28.299 --> 00:26:32.279
Mm hmm. And we realized that it just did a freaking

00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:36.240
update randomly. Yeah. At four in the morning.

00:26:36.700 --> 00:26:38.920
Like. And then as soon as that started happening,

00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:43.259
I remembered that morning when I woke up, I got

00:26:43.259 --> 00:26:46.400
a notification. And you. That said your software

00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:48.839
will be updated tonight. Oh, see, I don't have

00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:51.319
that auto stuff on. Yeah, I have it auto. So.

00:26:51.500 --> 00:26:55.680
Hell no. This is just one of those weird coincidences

00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:57.839
where it was like 3 .30 in the morning. I was

00:26:57.839 --> 00:26:59.759
partially freaking out. I'm like, we're going

00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:02.980
to be stuck in Moreno Valley. Like how, if this

00:27:02.980 --> 00:27:04.759
lady doesn't come or this, you know, everybody

00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:06.180
knows lady at the time, but if this Uber driver

00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:09.400
doesn't come anyway, sure enough, she pulls up

00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:12.859
and Kind of she like pulled in weird and then

00:27:12.859 --> 00:27:14.380
it was all weird and we're like, well, it has

00:27:14.380 --> 00:27:15.960
to be our uber It's like four o 'clock in the

00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.640
morning. You got a thing for her side a woman

00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:21.119
traveling alone in Moreno Valley, which isn't

00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:23.779
the best area Yeah, I mean the neighborhood was

00:27:23.779 --> 00:27:25.539
the neighborhood was nice, but you're still in

00:27:25.539 --> 00:27:28.480
mobile Yeah, but she's 330 a .m. Picking up someone

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:31.079
she doesn't know. Yeah, she kind of has to yeah

00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:34.720
be a little weary Yeah, so I get that. Yeah leery

00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:37.460
weary. I think it's leery. She was very weary.

00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:43.609
She was tired She was she was literally weirdly

00:27:43.609 --> 00:27:50.369
Anyhoo, yeah, I'm gonna edit that So we get into

00:27:50.369 --> 00:27:53.190
her car and she's like, oh my gosh, I've had

00:27:53.190 --> 00:27:56.650
such a night she's like And I was kind of like

00:27:56.650 --> 00:28:00.700
us too But yeah, we're in the back And we're

00:28:00.700 --> 00:28:02.579
like, oh, you know, whatever talking and she's

00:28:02.579 --> 00:28:04.240
like, yeah, I've had like the most interesting

00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.680
people like, oh, who have you had? Like interesting.

00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:09.779
She's like, well, I had this group of sorority

00:28:09.779 --> 00:28:11.779
girls who was here earlier and they were talking

00:28:11.779 --> 00:28:13.160
about this girl and that girl. She's like, I

00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:14.420
think they were mean girls. And she was going

00:28:14.420 --> 00:28:16.440
to this whole thing about them. And then she's

00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:19.380
like, and then I had this this lesbian couple

00:28:19.380 --> 00:28:23.000
that had a pineapple upside down pineapple couple,

00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:25.220
if you know what I mean, hit on them. And they

00:28:25.220 --> 00:28:26.880
were telling me that story of how they were getting

00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:30.569
hit on by these upside down. couple and I'm like

00:28:30.569 --> 00:28:33.809
oh interesting that's that's crazy and then you're

00:28:33.809 --> 00:28:37.910
like what if we said we were upside -down pineapple

00:28:37.910 --> 00:28:40.910
people and you just picked us up from an orgy

00:28:40.910 --> 00:28:44.569
and she was like wait what your night just got

00:28:44.569 --> 00:28:50.490
better so she's like oh my gosh are you and you're

00:28:50.490 --> 00:28:52.710
like yep I was like I'm sitting back there I'm

00:28:52.710 --> 00:28:54.470
like well this is your uber rating if this goes

00:28:54.470 --> 00:28:59.079
sideways And so she was like asking a bunch of

00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:00.720
questions. I'm thinking you can't smell my beard

00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:05.200
from there. Um, she's asking us a bunch of questions

00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:07.880
and then she's like, oh, yeah, she was saying

00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:09.859
she listens to podcasts and she was saying she

00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:12.099
listens to like some of the hot wife podcasts.

00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:13.680
So you knew some of those because you've heard

00:29:13.680 --> 00:29:15.779
them before. So she was saying she was listening.

00:29:15.900 --> 00:29:17.259
She listens to some of those. She's like, it's

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:19.519
crazy what these like husbands let their wives

00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:21.900
do and all this stuff. And she's just kind of

00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:23.920
talking about it. You're like, oh, we do a podcast

00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:26.680
about the lifestyle. And she's like, oh, really?

00:29:26.740 --> 00:29:29.700
And so then we get to our hotel and you like.

00:29:30.220 --> 00:29:32.279
Lean over you get out of the car and you like

00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:33.960
lean over her driver's side window and you're

00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:38.000
like pull your phone out Download my podcast

00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:40.519
She's like well, I listen on Spotify or like

00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:43.920
we're on Spotify download look at right there

00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:46.759
I wonder if she listened to it like that night

00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:48.579
before she picked up another ride. I don't know

00:29:48.579 --> 00:29:51.460
it was already downloaded I mean if you're there

00:29:51.460 --> 00:29:56.119
if you listen hi and then she was saying that

00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.450
she She was kind of maybe considering at some

00:29:59.450 --> 00:30:01.089
point getting into it. Yeah, she said I'm kind

00:30:01.089 --> 00:30:02.809
of over my boyfriend now. He's kind of getting

00:30:02.809 --> 00:30:05.890
on my nerves. Maybe I'll go into it. And she

00:30:05.890 --> 00:30:08.329
lives in our area. That's right. Yeah, she was

00:30:08.329 --> 00:30:09.890
for whatever reason she was in Marino Valley,

00:30:09.930 --> 00:30:12.410
but she actually lives more where we live. And

00:30:12.410 --> 00:30:13.710
so we're like, oh, that'd be interesting if we

00:30:13.710 --> 00:30:16.569
like ran into her again. Actually, I should go

00:30:16.569 --> 00:30:18.849
back and favorite her as a driver. Oh, then she'll

00:30:18.849 --> 00:30:22.390
pick. Then she'll more likely get the ping. Yeah.

00:30:22.750 --> 00:30:25.470
But and then she'll be like, OK, creeps. All

00:30:25.470 --> 00:30:29.839
right, weirdo. But um, yeah, I think she do fine.

00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.700
She was she was says she was like mid 40s. Yeah

00:30:32.700 --> 00:30:34.940
She's like I'm mid 40s. Well, I'm aged out. I'm

00:30:34.940 --> 00:30:38.559
gonna be fine. You're exactly Average age of

00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:41.400
a lot of like it's right in there. I mean it's

00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:44.079
from A to Z, right? It's it's it's not what the

00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:47.640
AI would like you to think. Yeah, it's not Like

00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:53.279
it's all shapes sizes ages nationalities like

00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:56.880
backgrounds Lyft drivers literally like somebody

00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.019
said if you walk into like a mall, it's like

00:30:59.019 --> 00:31:02.980
anybody you see at the mall or mm -hmm, you know

00:31:02.980 --> 00:31:05.480
a Shopping center grocery store or whatever.

00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:09.500
It's all those people but yeah Anyway, so that

00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:12.140
was the end of our night. Yes. So that was after

00:31:12.140 --> 00:31:14.440
the hit in the streets party after the party

00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:18.390
after the one we ran a at the end of this hit

00:31:18.390 --> 00:31:22.430
in the streets part of the podcast, we were already

00:31:22.430 --> 00:31:25.529
in the driveway for like eight minutes and like

00:31:25.529 --> 00:31:27.490
ready to go inside. So we kind of rushed it at

00:31:27.490 --> 00:31:29.230
the end, but yeah, we totally forgot about that.

00:31:30.329 --> 00:31:33.069
So let's go back to that party now. So we did

00:31:33.069 --> 00:31:35.289
the party all day and it was - The cool party,

00:31:35.450 --> 00:31:36.430
the shaking your shamrocks party? Yeah, the shaking

00:31:36.430 --> 00:31:39.349
shamrocks. I'm sorry listeners. We are jumping

00:31:39.349 --> 00:31:41.750
all over the place. But like like you said, it

00:31:41.750 --> 00:31:43.769
doesn't really you don't really need the dates

00:31:43.769 --> 00:31:46.390
Yeah, it doesn't need the chronological order

00:31:46.390 --> 00:31:52.390
of our sex life Or a stopwatch but uh, i'm just

00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:56.089
thinking never mind my brain just went So, what

00:31:56.089 --> 00:31:58.430
was I saying? Oh, so we were there it was around

00:31:58.430 --> 00:32:03.089
like 12 -ish 12 15 -ish. Yeah, and People a lot

00:32:03.089 --> 00:32:05.210
of people kind of started pairing off a bunch

00:32:05.210 --> 00:32:08.460
of people went upstairs And we were downstairs

00:32:08.460 --> 00:32:10.940
hanging out with Sweet and Sour Couple. Yeah,

00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:14.339
around the fire and some other people. And it

00:32:14.339 --> 00:32:16.259
just kind of got to the point where the vibe

00:32:16.259 --> 00:32:18.920
was just calming down and people were starting

00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:23.359
to pair off. So we had decided, all right, well,

00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:25.839
you know, let's head back to the house because

00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:27.839
Sweet and Sour were staying with us that night

00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:30.940
at our house they spent the night. Yeah. So come

00:32:30.940 --> 00:32:36.099
to find out, like, right after we left, the female

00:32:36.099 --> 00:32:40.849
of RNV, which is V, came downstairs looking for

00:32:40.849 --> 00:32:46.289
us. So she is notorious for going and taking

00:32:46.289 --> 00:32:48.450
a nap mid -party if parties are at her house,

00:32:48.609 --> 00:32:50.589
right? But I get it. It's stressful setting up

00:32:50.589 --> 00:32:52.170
your house, like cleaning it, making sure everything's

00:32:52.170 --> 00:32:53.470
good. Working all day long. Working all day long.

00:32:53.789 --> 00:32:54.730
Then you're partying and you're drinking. It's

00:32:54.730 --> 00:32:57.470
not like us. We just walk in and party. So she

00:32:57.470 --> 00:33:00.019
was... Whenever parties are our house a lot of

00:33:00.019 --> 00:33:02.299
times. She'll just go take a nap and then come

00:33:02.299 --> 00:33:03.980
back out and she's like ready to go again That's

00:33:03.980 --> 00:33:06.440
what happened at like um christmas if anyone

00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:08.519
listened to that one That's why we ended up having

00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:10.720
like a little mini mini orgy in their front room

00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:13.019
um till 6am because she went and took a nap and

00:33:13.019 --> 00:33:14.880
then woke up and then we She was ready to go.

00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:18.059
Um, so she was like she said she had set her

00:33:18.059 --> 00:33:22.579
alarm for 1 30 for to come back and like then

00:33:22.579 --> 00:33:25.640
party with us and like basically all for all

00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:29.460
of us to play together and But we had left at

00:33:29.460 --> 00:33:32.619
12 30 because I didn't know where she was. They're

00:33:32.619 --> 00:33:35.539
all upstairs. I assumed she was in her room with

00:33:35.539 --> 00:33:37.740
people because the door was shut in their room.

00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:41.440
And then R. We didn't make the cut for the first

00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:46.660
group. R was in the the pool. So I was like,

00:33:46.660 --> 00:33:48.559
I don't know what's going on. But and then he

00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.680
was really drunk. So I was like, OK, I mean,

00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:53.700
so basically we're like the party is kind of

00:33:53.700 --> 00:33:55.660
dying down. It's not really like we are there

00:33:55.660 --> 00:33:59.759
since two 30. Yeah, so by 12 30. We're there

00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:03.559
a solid 10 hours. Yeah So yeah, so anyway, so

00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:06.599
and we were partying new Sweet and sour we're

00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:08.079
gonna come back to our house anyway, and they

00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:11.539
had to get up semi -early the next day so we

00:34:11.539 --> 00:34:13.920
didn't yeah, we didn't want to be there till

00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:16.659
4 a .m. And and all that's I think we kind of

00:34:16.659 --> 00:34:18.300
figured we would play once we got here. Yeah.

00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:22.690
Yeah, I Never assumed but I assumed Yeah, I never

00:34:22.690 --> 00:34:24.889
assumed and I always say no pressure. You're

00:34:24.889 --> 00:34:26.449
always welcome to stay at our house. No pressure.

00:34:26.989 --> 00:34:30.789
But I just assumed that we would and we did.

00:34:31.469 --> 00:34:35.230
No, we didn't. So we got back to the house and

00:34:35.230 --> 00:34:39.170
we made some weak ass painkillers. You made some

00:34:39.170 --> 00:34:42.690
weak ass painkillers. I ran out of OJ. Actually,

00:34:42.690 --> 00:34:44.269
we ordered Del Taco on our way home. Oh, yeah,

00:34:44.269 --> 00:34:45.809
that's right. We ordered Del Taco and that's

00:34:45.809 --> 00:34:49.309
pretty good. I hit the spot. Drink half drink

00:34:49.309 --> 00:34:52.579
some weak ass. Painkillers and then I think it

00:34:52.579 --> 00:34:54.199
was you that suggested do you want to go in the

00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:57.119
jacuzzi? I go no Yeah, I was too late for that.

00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:59.699
Yeah. I'm like now we just need to go upstairs

00:34:59.699 --> 00:35:02.820
Jacuzzi's are fun, but by that by that point

00:35:02.820 --> 00:35:05.699
it would have been like 130 Yeah, and it's like

00:35:05.699 --> 00:35:08.500
no reason to introduce another level to this

00:35:08.500 --> 00:35:12.019
whole thing. Yeah, and we're all like Feeling

00:35:12.019 --> 00:35:15.559
good. We weren't sober. We weren't drunk if we

00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:17.460
got into the jacuzzi We probably would have had

00:35:17.460 --> 00:35:19.539
a couple more drinks and the hot water like it

00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:22.920
could have just gone south yeah so and i'm like

00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:28.039
i'm trying to get my dicks up so pressure like

00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:31.360
jacuzzi i'm like no so we just went upstairs

00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:36.159
at that point yeah so we went upstairs um oops

00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.420
hit the mic stand yeah and i don't even know

00:35:40.420 --> 00:35:44.239
how things got started to be honest well i'm

00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.599
pretty sure down yeah downstairs i think i got

00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:50.940
naked that's kind of my thing I enjoy getting

00:35:50.940 --> 00:35:54.079
naked so when the opportunity presents itself,

00:35:54.460 --> 00:35:56.559
I'm typically a lot of times I'm the first one

00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.079
that yeah Yeah, it kind of takes the edge off.

00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:02.119
I mean in your own house, too Yes in my own house

00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:04.659
like a party sometimes but in my heart in my

00:36:04.659 --> 00:36:08.800
own house. I'm like you're in my house like Feast

00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:12.539
your eyes on this So yeah, we were just I don't

00:36:12.539 --> 00:36:15.059
remember exactly how it started but yeah, we

00:36:15.059 --> 00:36:17.869
just went upstairs and before you knew it and

00:36:17.869 --> 00:36:20.489
you know we were lathered up in coconut oil and

00:36:20.489 --> 00:36:22.469
lots of coconut oil and we went through a whole

00:36:22.469 --> 00:36:25.829
vat my hair was like it looked like i had it

00:36:25.829 --> 00:36:31.050
was wet it was so oily with coconut oil but we

00:36:31.050 --> 00:36:36.070
um i'm literally trying to i i have a couple

00:36:36.070 --> 00:36:40.530
like like what are they called uh uh snapshots

00:36:40.530 --> 00:36:43.230
in my in my mind yeah of some of my favorite

00:36:43.230 --> 00:36:46.010
times of it yeah Don't you start I'll probably

00:36:46.010 --> 00:36:48.349
just do like I don't piggyback. I don't remember

00:36:48.349 --> 00:36:51.090
exactly. I do remember early in the night. I

00:36:51.090 --> 00:36:55.889
went I went down on her and then one of my snapshots

00:36:55.889 --> 00:37:00.030
was Mrs. Sweet and sour is normally a little

00:37:00.030 --> 00:37:04.190
reserved. Mm -hmm, but One of the first things

00:37:04.190 --> 00:37:07.559
we did was him and I just laid on our backs you

00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:09.679
were between my legs and she was between his

00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.980
and you guys were like the idea was you would

00:37:11.980 --> 00:37:14.400
jerk us off she just straight reached over and

00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:17.780
grabbed both of us and started skiing and I was

00:37:17.780 --> 00:37:21.820
like alright the party's on and she has it did

00:37:21.820 --> 00:37:23.420
you see that move she was doing with her hand

00:37:23.420 --> 00:37:26.900
she was like it's like this but no one can see

00:37:26.900 --> 00:37:30.460
you yeah it was like a it was like a twist in

00:37:30.460 --> 00:37:32.340
motion I was like ooh she's like you like that

00:37:32.340 --> 00:37:34.880
I'm like yeah it's different it was like I don't

00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:39.380
know how explainers very ambidextrous but she

00:37:39.380 --> 00:37:42.059
uh I was really proud of her like she just like

00:37:42.059 --> 00:37:44.340
jumped right in and was having a good time I'm

00:37:44.340 --> 00:37:48.619
like this is awesome yeah and then and then at

00:37:48.619 --> 00:37:51.059
one point we switched yeah I'm like yeah might

00:37:51.059 --> 00:37:52.780
as well just come over here and you guys switched

00:37:52.780 --> 00:37:55.900
and yeah so we switched and so we I was between

00:37:55.900 --> 00:37:59.480
his legs and you were between her legs or he

00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:03.320
she was between your legs and then one of the

00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:06.860
other one of my other favorite parts is At one

00:38:06.860 --> 00:38:10.199
point you I think it was right after that like

00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:13.840
you were between my legs and then he got up to

00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:16.679
go to the bathroom or Maybe to go get something

00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:18.400
out of a bag. I don't remember exactly. Oh, he

00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:20.280
went to get her vibrator vibrator Okay, that's

00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.280
what he left a room and he was like, well, one

00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.980
of my biggest fantasies is yeah Is that you know

00:38:24.980 --> 00:38:27.199
when I leave and I come back like you guys are

00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:30.440
like ravaging my wife And I was like, okay, and

00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:32.039
he like walked her walked out of room. I'm like

00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:35.510
so loose and I like jumped up I got between her

00:38:35.510 --> 00:38:38.650
legs and I was just fingering her and I think

00:38:38.650 --> 00:38:40.070
you were playing with their boobs or something

00:38:40.070 --> 00:38:42.550
like that you were part of it and and I was just

00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:45.409
like Blasting her and like he walks in he's like,

00:38:45.409 --> 00:38:50.429
oh this is it Like I got you So that was fun

00:38:50.429 --> 00:38:52.230
some good noises. Yeah. Yeah, she was having

00:38:52.230 --> 00:38:55.690
a great time as was I and I don't I'm not sure

00:38:55.690 --> 00:38:58.170
if she came I think she she was really close,

00:38:58.170 --> 00:39:01.110
but I don't I don't think she Fully released

00:39:01.110 --> 00:39:05.809
like she did later. Yeah So then later, well,

00:39:05.869 --> 00:39:08.409
so then they were I don't know at what point,

00:39:08.409 --> 00:39:11.909
but they were fucking each other. And I was kind

00:39:11.909 --> 00:39:15.909
of barking at you. You put your dick in her face

00:39:15.909 --> 00:39:18.610
and we're like, oh, yeah. So so she was on her

00:39:18.610 --> 00:39:22.230
back. He was fucking her. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah,

00:39:22.230 --> 00:39:24.710
she was on her back and he was fucking her missionary.

00:39:25.050 --> 00:39:29.440
And then I told you to. play with him from behind

00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.579
so you went you took your left hand and you put

00:39:31.579 --> 00:39:34.480
it between his legs yeah and you were playing

00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:36.199
with his balls and stuff i was playing with his

00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:38.699
balls and and when he whenever he would out stroke

00:39:38.699 --> 00:39:41.860
from her i was rubbing his dick until he in stroked

00:39:41.860 --> 00:39:44.300
back into her and then i was grabbing her ass

00:39:44.300 --> 00:39:47.639
too and then you told her to suck your dick yeah

00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.260
i was sitting there i was on my knees and i was

00:39:51.260 --> 00:39:53.820
playing with their boobs and stuff and then Her

00:39:53.820 --> 00:39:55.840
face was like really close, but I didn't want

00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.420
to like but she like looked over at it like two

00:39:58.420 --> 00:40:02.059
or three times And I'm like, okay. I'm like you

00:40:02.059 --> 00:40:05.880
want to suck my dick So yeah, that was that was

00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:07.780
one of my favorite snapshots. Yeah getting hard

00:40:07.780 --> 00:40:09.940
just thinking about it. I'm not even joking.

00:40:09.940 --> 00:40:13.980
Do you plane? We later found out that he kind

00:40:13.980 --> 00:40:18.340
of he was a secret comer. Yeah Like he came during

00:40:18.340 --> 00:40:21.340
that that time. Yeah, I didn't go down right

00:40:21.340 --> 00:40:24.119
after That would have been awkward. What? I said,

00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:26.039
I'm glad I didn't go down on her like directly

00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:27.980
after that. Oh, yeah. I don't think you did after

00:40:27.980 --> 00:40:33.219
that at all. So, yeah, we did that. That was

00:40:33.219 --> 00:40:37.500
really hot. And then I think shortly after that

00:40:37.500 --> 00:40:40.980
is when we went into the shower. Yeah. And we

00:40:40.980 --> 00:40:44.139
were playing in a shower a little bit. And we

00:40:44.139 --> 00:40:48.119
sat on the oral bench and gave you guys oral.

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:54.519
Oh, and then I... So Mr. Sweet and sour was like

00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:57.880
well now I'm ready to fuck again and so but so

00:40:57.880 --> 00:40:59.800
she was kind of stroking him in the shower and

00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:02.519
then I told her wait there and I got on my knees

00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.760
in the shower and then she was like thinking

00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:06.579
I was gonna blow him but I was like no you keep

00:41:06.579 --> 00:41:08.679
stroking him and I just got kind of under him

00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:13.989
between his legs because he's tall and like was

00:41:13.989 --> 00:41:17.929
like licking and sucking on his Balls and like

00:41:17.929 --> 00:41:20.349
licking his like the sides of his like legs.

00:41:20.349 --> 00:41:24.650
I'm sure you hated that. Yeah She was stroking

00:41:24.650 --> 00:41:27.869
his dick But then I was like this was this was

00:41:27.869 --> 00:41:29.590
a great idea and I'm having a lot of fun, but

00:41:29.590 --> 00:41:34.130
I really need a knee pad Yeah, it's tile It doesn't

00:41:34.130 --> 00:41:37.269
love my knees. I feel like so that only lasted

00:41:37.269 --> 00:41:38.909
briefly because I was like, all right now my

00:41:38.909 --> 00:41:41.489
knees hurt, you know, everything Looks better

00:41:41.489 --> 00:41:45.309
in porn. Yeah, when you bring reality into it,

00:41:45.349 --> 00:41:49.110
whether it's a carpet rug burn. Yeah. We need

00:41:49.110 --> 00:41:52.510
pads in the shower. You just don't get paid enough.

00:41:52.650 --> 00:41:54.989
All I could think about for a second just now

00:41:54.989 --> 00:41:57.829
is like at the gym, we have these like little

00:41:57.829 --> 00:42:01.190
knee pads that we use. Like if I'm doing like,

00:42:01.190 --> 00:42:05.090
I don't know if you're some of the exercise we

00:42:05.090 --> 00:42:06.969
do on your knees, because it helps with your

00:42:06.969 --> 00:42:10.059
core, too. So. I was like, I really need one

00:42:10.059 --> 00:42:11.860
of those little knee pads from Orange Theory

00:42:11.860 --> 00:42:16.199
to put on the floor. I use some knee pads for

00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:19.039
work. No, it's not. It doesn't attach to your

00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:20.900
knees, though. It's just like a it's like a mini

00:42:20.900 --> 00:42:23.400
little it's like a mini little babe. I'm going

00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:25.900
to go on Amazon right now. It's like a mini little

00:42:25.900 --> 00:42:30.179
yoga. Let's see. Oral knee pads. It's literally.

00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:37.679
Knee pillow for oral. Holy shit. It does exist.

00:42:37.849 --> 00:42:43.969
Is it waterproof? Actually, no. Yeah, the waterproof

00:42:43.969 --> 00:42:47.170
one for the shower. No, the freaking term auto

00:42:47.170 --> 00:42:49.869
filled. Oh, because you're a perv in our Amazon.

00:42:50.030 --> 00:42:52.769
I didn't ever do that. There was nothing that

00:42:52.769 --> 00:42:54.929
actually came up. Anyways, we digress like a

00:42:54.929 --> 00:42:57.710
motherfucker. I'm going on Amazon ordering shit.

00:42:58.909 --> 00:43:01.710
So in the shower, though, is when I did actually

00:43:01.710 --> 00:43:05.320
come. Oh, yeah, so then I was blowing you and

00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:06.860
blew me for a while and then you were jerking

00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:09.559
me off Yeah, and then you came in the shower

00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.300
before that. We did parallel play like both were

00:43:13.300 --> 00:43:16.400
did doggie Mm -hmm. Oh and you were actually

00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:18.219
we started off you ride me because that's one

00:43:18.219 --> 00:43:20.699
of their favorite position Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're

00:43:20.699 --> 00:43:23.000
putting on a little bit of a show there. I was

00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:27.619
practicing my writing skills because yeah, she

00:43:27.619 --> 00:43:30.019
Anytime we've played with them she rides him.

00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:32.869
So yeah It's like it seems to be one of their

00:43:32.869 --> 00:43:35.269
favorite positions. So, yeah, I was like, oh,

00:43:35.329 --> 00:43:36.610
we'll start in this. So I think that's where

00:43:36.610 --> 00:43:38.949
we started. That's where we started. Yes. I was

00:43:38.949 --> 00:43:40.650
like, OK, let's start in your favorite position.

00:43:40.909 --> 00:43:43.610
So I was writing you and she was writing him

00:43:43.610 --> 00:43:49.110
and then. And then, oh, and then later we got

00:43:49.110 --> 00:43:52.150
you to come in the bed. I didn't come with the

00:43:52.150 --> 00:43:55.409
vibrator. I didn't come in the bed. You didn't.

00:43:55.610 --> 00:43:58.429
Yes, you did. No, I didn't. You faked it. I didn't

00:43:58.429 --> 00:44:00.420
fake anything. I was having a good time, but

00:44:00.420 --> 00:44:03.699
I didn't come. I could have swore you did all

00:44:03.699 --> 00:44:07.320
the things. No, I think I'm going to have to

00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:12.320
look at the cameras. There's no camera. You did,

00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:15.380
babe. You did not. You mean when everybody was

00:44:15.380 --> 00:44:18.460
on? Yes. No, no, because I even said that was

00:44:18.460 --> 00:44:20.920
too much pressure. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of

00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:24.400
later. Yeah, I did. I did later. OK, OK. But

00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:26.619
not at that point. So at one point, every I was

00:44:26.619 --> 00:44:29.989
on my back and All of you guys were rubbing me

00:44:29.989 --> 00:44:34.730
with oil, and I had my vibrator. And Mr. Sweet

00:44:34.730 --> 00:44:37.670
and Sour was kind of playing, like, fingering

00:44:37.670 --> 00:44:41.030
me a little bit. But I was super hot. But I was

00:44:41.030 --> 00:44:44.309
like, everybody on me, like me being the sole

00:44:44.309 --> 00:44:47.050
focus, it's too much pressure for me. Wah. And

00:44:47.050 --> 00:44:49.050
I said that. And I was like, I can't. And everybody's

00:44:49.050 --> 00:44:51.090
like, no, relax. It's fine. I'm like, you guys

00:44:51.090 --> 00:44:52.989
can say that all you want. It's just like, I

00:44:52.989 --> 00:44:55.369
can't get out of my own head. That's something

00:44:55.369 --> 00:44:58.559
I'm working on. That's fine. So, but it was a

00:44:58.559 --> 00:44:59.840
lot of fun. As long as you understand it and

00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:04.579
you are working on it. It was a lot of fun. And

00:45:04.579 --> 00:45:08.599
then, because first she was the focus of attention

00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.579
and I think she came. She came hard when everybody

00:45:11.579 --> 00:45:16.659
was. Yeah. Yeah. She had her vibrator too. And

00:45:16.659 --> 00:45:20.860
she had everything. She had hands, fingers, vibrators.

00:45:21.179 --> 00:45:26.960
I think she was being fucked. Yeah. So yeah,

00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:29.699
I was a lot of like switching their soft play

00:45:29.699 --> 00:45:33.760
only so there was no penetration between couples

00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:38.000
But plenty of penetration fucked her mouth Plenty

00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:41.980
of penetration With yes, there was a lot of penetration

00:45:41.980 --> 00:45:45.019
to be had that evening Yes, sometimes I've said

00:45:45.019 --> 00:45:47.760
this before sometimes like soft play can be no

00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:49.840
I don't say more fun like there's I mean it definitely

00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:51.380
at some point I was like, yes, I want to fuck

00:45:51.380 --> 00:45:55.440
but You have to get a little more creative Yeah,

00:45:55.619 --> 00:46:01.139
I think for me Soft play takes the pressure off

00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:05.780
the guy. Yeah, cuz Typically if you're gonna

00:46:05.780 --> 00:46:09.800
have an issue It's it's hardly ever with your

00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:12.780
own partner, right? But it's when you you know,

00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.059
go to a fuck another person is when an issue

00:46:16.059 --> 00:46:19.000
might arise Yeah, so if you take that off the

00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:21.539
off the board right away, and you know, you're

00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:25.590
not going to like I've never had an issue Doing

00:46:25.590 --> 00:46:28.989
like a version of soft play outside the one time

00:46:28.989 --> 00:46:32.550
one time out secrets Anyways, it's neither here

00:46:32.550 --> 00:46:35.869
nor there But it just it takes that level of

00:46:35.869 --> 00:46:38.090
pressure off for the guy and you just you let

00:46:38.090 --> 00:46:40.630
you know Like you're you're with your partner

00:46:40.630 --> 00:46:43.030
and there's touches and stuff like that So it's

00:46:43.030 --> 00:46:45.429
a little easier to navigate if you're if you're

00:46:45.429 --> 00:46:48.489
one to you know have issues there So yeah, but

00:46:48.489 --> 00:46:51.429
it I think it also like I said lends itself to

00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:55.809
being a little more creative like touching places

00:46:55.809 --> 00:46:58.429
and You know sometimes out here on full like

00:46:58.429 --> 00:47:00.989
other podcasts like normally full swap couples

00:47:00.989 --> 00:47:03.469
They say some of their hottest experiences are

00:47:03.469 --> 00:47:05.469
the soft place. Yeah, because of exactly what

00:47:05.469 --> 00:47:07.349
you're saying Yeah, you do have to kind of think

00:47:07.349 --> 00:47:11.150
outside the box like if because I could see what

00:47:11.150 --> 00:47:13.469
could have happened very easily if they were

00:47:13.469 --> 00:47:16.670
full swap and if it would have been a little

00:47:16.670 --> 00:47:18.889
bit of foreplay and then we would have fucked

00:47:18.889 --> 00:47:22.400
and then We probably would have finished and

00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:24.800
then maybe showered and then maybe a little more

00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:27.900
foreplay in the shower, but then probably that

00:47:27.900 --> 00:47:32.739
would have been It I'm guessing I don't know

00:47:32.739 --> 00:47:36.599
But when it's yeah soft, it's just hands roaming

00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:39.800
everywhere You take more time. You're not rushing

00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:41.960
to the next step because you're in the next step

00:47:41.960 --> 00:47:43.599
Yeah, the next step is where you're at. Yeah,

00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:47.539
and the next step is the The now yeah, and you're

00:47:47.539 --> 00:47:49.960
more aware of that. You're more enjoying the

00:47:49.960 --> 00:47:52.940
now you're not alright. What's next? What's next?

00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:55.340
What's next? This is it and I guess we have some

00:47:55.340 --> 00:47:57.659
friends that can Fuck and do all this stuff for

00:47:57.659 --> 00:48:00.179
like four hours and for me. I'm like, I don't

00:48:00.179 --> 00:48:03.019
know if that's I Don't know. I guess if I'm having

00:48:03.019 --> 00:48:05.079
a really good time I could but I just don't see

00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:08.920
that in my brain. I Think like you and I together

00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:15.519
We'll have fun sessions, but we're not like Over

00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:19.239
an hour, an hour and a half, it's kind of our

00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:21.880
usual if we're coming home from a night out,

00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.360
we're really horny, we'll have all the fun. About

00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:27.420
an hour and a half is typically, we're both spent.

00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:31.400
I feel like when we're with other people, two

00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:33.260
hours, two and a half hours, because everybody's

00:48:33.260 --> 00:48:35.179
touching everybody. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff

00:48:35.179 --> 00:48:38.820
going on. Yeah, and all of a sudden the fucking

00:48:38.820 --> 00:48:42.900
sun's coming up, you're like, oh shit. So yeah,

00:48:42.940 --> 00:48:45.610
I think, and then after, I think after they went

00:48:45.610 --> 00:48:48.929
to bed then you and I finished right and then

00:48:48.929 --> 00:48:50.909
well I you had already finished in the shower

00:48:50.909 --> 00:48:55.329
yeah yeah sure so that was a very fun night it

00:48:55.329 --> 00:48:58.650
was super fun looking forward to the next one

00:48:58.650 --> 00:49:01.690
the day after that we did another Sunday fun

00:49:01.690 --> 00:49:06.110
day we did you dragged me out of bed I was dead

00:49:06.110 --> 00:49:09.829
yeah I don't know I take my weekend seriously

00:49:09.829 --> 00:49:15.800
like I could sit home Being hung over watching

00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:23.099
TV or which sounded great to me Or I could go

00:49:23.099 --> 00:49:27.059
get some hair the dog Feel like shit for an hour

00:49:27.059 --> 00:49:29.559
bounce back and have a great time with a bunch

00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:32.599
of friends Yeah, no, it's always fun. And I told

00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:35.019
you that yeah. Yeah, I just like you don't fight

00:49:35.019 --> 00:49:39.340
me on it No, like getting out of bed Can be a

00:49:39.340 --> 00:49:40.639
little rough. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's

00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:45.320
what happened. That's what okay So the morning

00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:49.920
of Sunday morning I woke up and I had to I had

00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:52.239
to go get our truck and your equipment and my

00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:55.219
equipment from the music night before so I went

00:49:55.219 --> 00:50:01.719
over there and Mrs. V from the R &B couple she's

00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:03.820
there picking up her house and she's wearing

00:50:03.820 --> 00:50:07.179
these little underwears so like I walk in and

00:50:07.179 --> 00:50:10.119
immediately like horny boom I'm like she's got

00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:11.940
a really nice butt. I have a thing for her butt

00:50:12.380 --> 00:50:14.920
she always wears these skimpy little pants and

00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:16.900
I walked in and she's wearing these little underwears

00:50:16.900 --> 00:50:19.940
and Like obviously coming off of a night that

00:50:19.940 --> 00:50:22.559
we just did I was still very much sexually charged.

00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:26.019
Mm -hmm So I walked in I'm like, ah shit so then

00:50:26.019 --> 00:50:28.480
I packed up and I came home and I gave you like

00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:30.480
another half hour to sleep because I knew you

00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:33.539
needed it and then I Came into the bed and I

00:50:33.539 --> 00:50:35.380
rolled up next to you and you like immediately

00:50:35.380 --> 00:50:37.320
turned over and started stroking me You're like

00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:38.900
clearly you are as horny as I was. I was horny

00:50:38.900 --> 00:50:46.219
too. So We proceeded to do our thing and fornicate

00:50:46.219 --> 00:50:51.260
fornicate I Don't know where it came from but

00:50:51.260 --> 00:50:54.440
it was a fucking monster But I was really concerned

00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:57.179
that normally if I have an orgasm It kind of

00:50:57.179 --> 00:51:00.199
shuts me down for a couple hours and if the sexual

00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:03.039
energy gets killed that maybe the Sunday Funday

00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:06.639
wouldn't have happened but I was still just as

00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:08.280
horny after we finished. I'm like, all right,

00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:10.199
and the sexual energy was still there. So I'm

00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:12.099
like, all right, let's go. So Sunday, Friday,

00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:15.219
we went out, did our thing, did some karaoke,

00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:17.860
had some new friends come out and meet us. It

00:51:17.860 --> 00:51:21.019
was another killer weekend. It was, it was fun.

00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:24.079
And guess what, guys? We're doing it all over

00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:27.539
again this weekend. So this weekend, which is

00:51:27.539 --> 00:51:31.239
what, the 24th? No, 21st. No, the 21st. March

00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:35.800
21st, we are going back to the lust party. The

00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:38.199
private house party in Menifee. And you're gonna

00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:40.460
wear your kilt again? Yeah, it is a, of course

00:51:40.460 --> 00:51:43.480
it's another St. Patty's Day. St. Patty's Day.

00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.420
I'm like, what's it called? Patty's Day. And

00:51:46.420 --> 00:51:48.940
I will be wearing my kilt. You wore your kilt

00:51:48.940 --> 00:51:51.340
to the... Shaker shamrocks the second part of

00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:53.000
shaker shamrocks after you got out of the pool

00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:55.280
Yeah, and you're sitting in I'm in the pool still

00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:57.980
and you're sitting on in a chair like a man's

00:51:57.980 --> 00:52:00.059
man's friend I can just see your balls in the

00:52:00.059 --> 00:52:04.980
bottom of your dick What's funny is I didn't

00:52:04.980 --> 00:52:08.639
tell anybody this except for you is Earlier in

00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:11.079
the week. I had lifted some furniture that was

00:52:11.079 --> 00:52:14.739
pretty heavy and I kind of kind of pulled my

00:52:14.739 --> 00:52:19.659
balls and my right nut was kind of sore going

00:52:19.659 --> 00:52:23.579
into the day. And I was really nervous wearing

00:52:23.579 --> 00:52:26.300
a kilt. You know, typically if I wear a kilt,

00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:28.980
people go up there and they grab it because they're

00:52:28.980 --> 00:52:30.679
like, you know, they want to check if I'm, if

00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:32.199
I'm going regimental, you know, they want to

00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:35.440
make sure. And normally I'm all for it. I don't

00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.519
have like sensitive balls, but this day I was

00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:41.739
a little sore. I didn't have to tell anybody.

00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:43.420
Like there's a couple of grabs, but they were

00:52:43.420 --> 00:52:46.929
very nice. But I was hoping I wasn't going to

00:52:46.929 --> 00:52:49.969
get like pinched and like, oh, my balls are good

00:52:49.969 --> 00:52:54.110
now. So I'm going into the Shamrock or the Patty's

00:52:54.110 --> 00:52:56.010
Day party with healthy balls. So that's all good.

00:52:57.170 --> 00:53:00.010
And then after that, the day after that, so Sunday

00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:03.579
the 22nd. We are doing another Sunday Funday

00:53:03.579 --> 00:53:05.260
and we are actually saying goodbye to one of

00:53:05.260 --> 00:53:07.480
our friends. One of our old friends, we've known

00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:09.960
her for a few years. She's moving to Texas with

00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:13.500
a new job opportunity. So we're doing a last

00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:16.320
minute going away party for her on Sunday at

00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:21.699
the karaoke bar. So yeah, got another long weekend.

00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:25.219
Then we are going to do an angels entertainment

00:53:25.219 --> 00:53:27.480
party in Michigan. So Wednesday we're going to

00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:31.500
Michigan. And we're Angel Entertainment. We are

00:53:31.500 --> 00:53:34.079
going to be doing their strip club takeover on

00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.559
the 28th. That one is really interesting. I was

00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:38.719
actually talking to somebody when we went out

00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:40.880
actually on St. Patrick's Day. I was talking

00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:42.280
to one of our friends about it and I was like,

00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:44.039
I'm really interested to see how this all works

00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:45.780
out because the strippers are still there, you

00:53:45.780 --> 00:53:50.300
said. Down below I guess and then or maybe you

00:53:50.300 --> 00:53:52.119
didn't say our friends said it maybe But and

00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:54.400
then they kind of take over the top part of it.

00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:56.739
Yeah from what I understand It's like the loophole

00:53:56.739 --> 00:53:59.400
to be nude in public. It's just do it at a strip

00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:05.760
club. I guess but the Yeah, I'm not sure I don't

00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:07.559
know I'm really interested to see how this is

00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:09.519
gonna work out. Okay, I don't want us I don't

00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:13.139
want to say too much because I Don't know. I

00:54:13.139 --> 00:54:16.369
don't know what What level of legality they're

00:54:16.369 --> 00:54:18.730
riding on so i'm not gonna say anything that

00:54:18.730 --> 00:54:21.110
i've heard I just don't know. I don't want to

00:54:21.110 --> 00:54:24.429
get anybody in trouble. I'm sorry. Yeah, so Yeah,

00:54:24.429 --> 00:54:26.929
it sounds like they they take over the top floor

00:54:26.929 --> 00:54:30.570
You uh as us customers are allowed to be topless

00:54:30.570 --> 00:54:34.630
in the entire event And they serve alcohol i'm

00:54:34.630 --> 00:54:37.949
assuming That would be no our friends wouldn't

00:54:37.949 --> 00:54:41.260
take us somewhere that doesn't write So yeah

00:54:41.260 --> 00:54:44.159
looking forward to that that should be fun and

00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:46.840
then something new and different and then the

00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:49.159
Friday That were out there. They're taking us

00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:53.179
to some of their favorite bars bars bars So hopefully

00:54:53.179 --> 00:54:56.639
they don't let us down there So yeah, we got

00:54:56.639 --> 00:55:01.280
a very eventful March and then we haven't really

00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:06.239
started planning April except for April 3rd Friday

00:55:06.239 --> 00:55:10.159
April 3rd is my next meet and greet live band

00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:14.719
show at The Vibe in Temecula, California. So

00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:16.420
if you guys are local, make sure you check it

00:55:16.420 --> 00:55:19.440
out. We're gonna be celebrating my bass player's

00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:23.059
50th birthday. It's gonna be a good time. You

00:55:23.059 --> 00:55:25.159
do have to keep your top on at this particular

00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:30.920
party. Sad. Sad. Boring. So yeah, so, oh my god,

00:55:30.980 --> 00:55:32.840
we're at an hour already. This is gonna be an

00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:36.760
hour and a half podcast. Yes, so right now. We're

00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:40.960
gonna send it over to Mr. and Mrs. Sweets that

00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.960
are currently sitting in their car from the past.

00:55:44.380 --> 00:55:47.539
In the past. In the past, sitting in their car.

00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:50.739
They're just driving right now. Back to the future.

00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:52.559
They're getting ready to have a conversation

00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:56.219
about the party they just attended in Moreno

00:55:56.219 --> 00:56:10.500
Valley. Take it away. Mr. and Mrs. Sweets. It

00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:20.800
is not pee guys What it is not? We are the one

00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:22.940
and only sweet side of life all the way from

00:56:22.940 --> 00:56:28.320
Southern, California and Welcome to hitting the

00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:33.920
streets with the sweets. Yeah So we are currently

00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:39.679
on our way to a shake your shamrocks super sexy

00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:44.619
pool party and We didn't have time to do a cast

00:56:44.619 --> 00:56:46.760
last night. So we're taking the time. We have

00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:50.659
now a little windshield time To record it. So

00:56:50.659 --> 00:56:55.179
here we are here we are So yes, if you've seen

00:56:55.179 --> 00:56:59.659
us on Cassidy, we are Co -coast co -sponsors,

00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:02.860
whatever you want to call it to R &B's shake

00:57:02.860 --> 00:57:04.800
your shamrocks party Then we're at the slash

00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:07.000
birthday party slash birthday party for another

00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:08.960
couple there I don't know if they want to be

00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.320
named on the podcast. So we will keep it Shh

00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:16.360
for now You know, I'm thinking maybe we can interview

00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:19.340
them later maybe my idea is maybe we could pull

00:57:19.340 --> 00:57:21.179
our phones out and just maybe interview a few

00:57:21.179 --> 00:57:25.099
people before it gets too crazy because This

00:57:25.099 --> 00:57:27.280
party is starting at 2 p .m. And it's like a

00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:29.119
pool party for like the first three four hours

00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:32.809
and it's going into a Just a, you know, nighttime

00:57:32.809 --> 00:57:37.030
Paddy's day party and the capacity is pretty

00:57:37.030 --> 00:57:40.849
high for this particular event. So it might get

00:57:40.849 --> 00:57:44.449
a little crazy. So no promises and I always...

00:57:44.449 --> 00:57:46.610
The capacity is the same, it's a house. Yes.

00:57:46.730 --> 00:57:50.949
The guest list is high. Yes, exactly. Do not

00:57:50.949 --> 00:57:55.230
call the fire marshals on us. So anyways, we

00:57:55.230 --> 00:57:56.869
only have a couple of minutes, but we wanted

00:57:56.869 --> 00:58:00.449
to recap what we did last weekend. Take it away.

00:58:01.309 --> 00:58:04.750
I'm recapping last weekend. I told you, I'm concentrating

00:58:04.750 --> 00:58:08.550
on driving and keeping us alive. I will chime

00:58:08.550 --> 00:58:11.170
in, but people want to hear your voice. Last

00:58:11.170 --> 00:58:17.050
weekend we did a lot of things, but we did a

00:58:17.050 --> 00:58:18.909
the Marino Valley, what's the name of their?

00:58:19.150 --> 00:58:21.409
Freestyle parties. Freestyle parties meet and

00:58:21.409 --> 00:58:24.349
greet in Marino Valley. This is I think their

00:58:24.349 --> 00:58:27.869
third or fourth event. It was the first one we've

00:58:27.869 --> 00:58:32.860
been to. Yes. so It was a lot of fun. They basically

00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:36.960
take over the Back end of a bar. I like the banquet

00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:40.480
room or something. Yeah, it's closed off So tits

00:58:40.480 --> 00:58:45.559
can be out Yeah, there's a lot of people in there

00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:48.000
I think dicks can be out, but I didn't try I'm

00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:50.380
not really sure nobody's nobody's asking for

00:58:50.380 --> 00:58:53.000
that I was I was trying I was going around trying

00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:55.000
to get all the women's tops off and I succeeded

00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:58.059
in quite a few They would take them off, but

00:58:58.059 --> 00:58:59.679
then like a few minutes later, they would try

00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:01.440
to sneak them back under. I'm like, no. Well,

00:59:01.500 --> 00:59:03.039
part of the thing is when you go to the bathroom,

00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:04.380
you're out there with the rest of the people.

00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:06.099
So you have to put it back. You have to put your

00:59:06.099 --> 00:59:09.139
top back on for that. So that might have been

00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:10.699
where that was. And they just didn't really take

00:59:10.699 --> 00:59:13.059
it off. Today's party is fully clothed and optional.

00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:16.400
Yes. So once my tits come out, they stay out.

00:59:16.420 --> 00:59:18.440
Once your tits out, they stay out. Exactly. I

00:59:18.440 --> 00:59:22.639
love it. And then there was an after party that

00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:26.889
was not directly associated, but kind of piggybacked,

00:59:26.909 --> 00:59:28.909
I guess, off of the Freestyle Parties. What was

00:59:28.909 --> 00:59:30.429
the name of that group? From what I understand,

00:59:30.610 --> 00:59:32.989
they contacted the Freestyle Parties host and

00:59:32.989 --> 00:59:35.690
said, hey, it sounds like they did it the right

00:59:35.690 --> 00:59:38.590
way. And they asked, like, do you mind if we

00:59:38.590 --> 00:59:40.630
kind of work in, you know, whatever? They said,

00:59:40.690 --> 00:59:42.369
yeah, sure. Because they're only like 15 minutes

00:59:42.369 --> 00:59:45.750
down the road. And from what I understand, a

00:59:45.750 --> 00:59:48.230
lot of people at Freestyle seems to be like,

00:59:48.449 --> 00:59:51.840
the event starts at eight. But then it ends at

00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:53.619
midnight But it seems like a lot of the people

00:59:53.619 --> 00:59:56.559
kind of start to peel off and do their own kind

00:59:56.559 --> 00:59:59.039
of separate ways at that point So it only made

00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:01.320
sense to have a good solid after party. Yeah,

01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:03.400
it was I mean, it was a fun meet and greet, but

01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:05.820
I think eight to twelve is maybe a little long.

01:00:05.960 --> 01:00:07.739
I don't know. I think if you're new, it's probably

01:00:07.739 --> 01:00:09.820
it's probably fine because you kind of don't

01:00:09.820 --> 01:00:11.659
want to do anything. You're not looking for that

01:00:11.659 --> 01:00:13.760
next adventure. Yeah. But if you're which I get

01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:15.460
because when we first started and we did meet

01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:16.880
and greets, it was like I was there all night

01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:18.960
and we were good. But I did know people were

01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:20.199
like, oh, no, we're going to the hotel. We're

01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:21.960
going to go do this. We're going to go do that.

01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:24.360
And for us, we were kind of like, oh, no, we're

01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:27.269
good. You know, so I think. It just depends on

01:00:27.269 --> 01:00:29.329
where you're at in your journey. And kind of

01:00:29.329 --> 01:00:31.409
like when we used to go to our meet and greets,

01:00:31.550 --> 01:00:34.210
R &V, the party we're going to today, they would

01:00:34.210 --> 01:00:36.269
always invite us to their after parties and we

01:00:36.269 --> 01:00:39.289
were always like, no way, that's too crazy. And

01:00:39.289 --> 01:00:41.289
now here we are co -hosting a party with this

01:00:41.289 --> 01:00:45.809
very same R &V. Yeah. So I think it's a good

01:00:45.809 --> 01:00:49.750
balance, I guess, because like for me, I like

01:00:49.750 --> 01:00:52.650
being there till 12 was probably too much for

01:00:52.650 --> 01:00:55.670
the meet and greet. That was a stupid move right

01:00:55.670 --> 01:00:59.900
there. But you're talking about the car. Yeah,

01:00:59.900 --> 01:01:06.000
the car. You are being recorded. The car just

01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:08.639
pulled some bullshit move. Bullshit move that

01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:11.360
bypassed a red light. That doesn't count, sir.

01:01:11.420 --> 01:01:16.360
Yeah. That's a ticketable offense. Anyway, so

01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:20.500
8 to 12, about 10 o 'clock, which if you get

01:01:20.500 --> 01:01:22.099
there at 8, it's probably a good time to then

01:01:22.099 --> 01:01:24.809
go and do something else. Meeted and greeted

01:01:24.809 --> 01:01:27.409
who you wanted to meet and meet and greet. Yes.

01:01:27.409 --> 01:01:32.869
I've greeted my meet to So who was the people

01:01:32.869 --> 01:01:35.590
what was the name of their group it is swingers

01:01:35.590 --> 01:01:39.090
next door, okay, so I think they're a newer group

01:01:39.090 --> 01:01:41.050
I'm not a hundred percent sure they're new to

01:01:41.050 --> 01:01:43.590
us Yeah, I just recently heard about them because

01:01:43.590 --> 01:01:46.010
they're up north and we don't make it up and

01:01:46.010 --> 01:01:49.849
to the Merino Valley area that much right Once

01:01:49.849 --> 01:01:51.869
I saw what was going on. I looked into it. I

01:01:51.869 --> 01:01:53.989
think they're new ish, but I could be wrong.

01:01:54.250 --> 01:01:59.750
If you're listening, what's up? So we went to

01:01:59.750 --> 01:02:02.730
their after party. Well, first we went back to

01:02:02.730 --> 01:02:04.909
our hotel to get changed and get our stuff and

01:02:04.909 --> 01:02:07.309
then go. We ended up at the after party about

01:02:07.309 --> 01:02:14.570
midnight. Yeah. And we get there and we Ubered

01:02:14.570 --> 01:02:17.010
there from our hotel, which was about a 15 minute

01:02:17.010 --> 01:02:22.329
Uber. And we're like knocking on the door. We're

01:02:22.329 --> 01:02:24.409
beyond knocking. We can hear the fun being had.

01:02:24.429 --> 01:02:26.550
We can hear what's happening inside. And it's

01:02:26.550 --> 01:02:29.469
locked. And the door is locked though. And they

01:02:29.469 --> 01:02:31.210
had one of those automatic locks and they didn't

01:02:31.210 --> 01:02:33.889
take the batteries out of it. So they had a pineapple,

01:02:34.429 --> 01:02:35.889
like neon pineapple. I'm like, I know we're at

01:02:35.889 --> 01:02:37.690
the right house. I can hear it inside. I see

01:02:37.690 --> 01:02:39.750
the pink lights. I see the pineapple. I know

01:02:39.750 --> 01:02:41.030
we're at the right house. Because at first you're

01:02:41.030 --> 01:02:42.050
like, wait, are we at the right house? I'm like,

01:02:42.070 --> 01:02:43.690
we're at the right house. I don't want to bang

01:02:43.690 --> 01:02:47.159
too hard on the front door. So we were like banging

01:02:47.159 --> 01:02:49.420
like SWAT style. Yeah, I was getting ready to

01:02:49.420 --> 01:02:51.840
hop the fence and enter through the back door.

01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:56.980
Anyway, somebody randomly was leaving and so

01:02:56.980 --> 01:03:01.280
we entered then, but note to the party people,

01:03:02.099 --> 01:03:03.880
keep an eye on your door or your ring doorbell,

01:03:03.940 --> 01:03:06.039
have it alert your phone or something. Yeah.

01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:08.280
If you're having a party. Yeah, because you were

01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:10.059
like, I think we should just go on like hell

01:03:10.059 --> 01:03:15.019
no. Yeah. Like A, we left something to go do

01:03:15.019 --> 01:03:19.469
this. and then now our options are you know nil

01:03:19.469 --> 01:03:21.570
yeah and we just spent we were to get there and

01:03:21.570 --> 01:03:23.170
we're gonna have spent who were to go back yeah

01:03:23.170 --> 01:03:24.610
it's too late to do anything else i'm like no

01:03:24.610 --> 01:03:26.550
no no yeah we're getting in this motherfucker

01:03:26.550 --> 01:03:30.429
one way or the other so um debro this front door

01:03:30.429 --> 01:03:36.429
so we did get in um super nice house like in

01:03:36.429 --> 01:03:38.829
marina valley it was nice and big open space

01:03:38.829 --> 01:03:42.309
they had their kitchen area It was like a combined

01:03:42.309 --> 01:03:44.250
kitchen, living room area and it was tiled so

01:03:44.250 --> 01:03:46.469
they had that kind of as like a dance floor.

01:03:48.429 --> 01:03:52.510
And then they had a playroom downstairs and then

01:03:52.510 --> 01:03:56.269
a bathroom and then upstairs they had two playrooms

01:03:56.269 --> 01:04:00.150
and there was kind of a loft area upstairs. And

01:04:00.150 --> 01:04:05.949
so we get there. We're kind of feeling out the

01:04:05.949 --> 01:04:07.730
room. There's a lot of people who were at the

01:04:07.730 --> 01:04:09.389
meet and greet and then some people who weren't.

01:04:09.570 --> 01:04:12.349
We didn't really know a lot of people in this

01:04:12.349 --> 01:04:14.650
group. Yeah. Like, again, because it's up north

01:04:14.650 --> 01:04:15.929
and we're not, we don't go to a lot of stuff.

01:04:15.929 --> 01:04:18.489
And actually most people that we knew were still

01:04:18.489 --> 01:04:21.190
at the meet and greet. Yes. Or had left and gone.

01:04:21.190 --> 01:04:23.409
Or had left and gone somewhere. So when we got

01:04:23.409 --> 01:04:25.989
there, there's a handful of people we knew. Yeah,

01:04:25.989 --> 01:04:28.070
there's people we had seen at places, maybe talked

01:04:28.070 --> 01:04:29.989
to like once or twice, but really not like close

01:04:29.989 --> 01:04:31.989
friends. No real close friends. So we were kind

01:04:31.989 --> 01:04:34.519
of posted up. by the stairwell just kind of looking

01:04:34.519 --> 01:04:37.480
around trying to find our groove find our mojo

01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:41.920
you know yeah so we did that for a little bit

01:04:41.920 --> 01:04:43.559
and then you're like well let's go check out

01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:45.760
like what's going on in the playrooms so we kind

01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:47.739
of walked around the house and looked and there

01:04:47.739 --> 01:04:50.119
was really wasn't anything well we went to the

01:04:50.119 --> 01:04:52.260
downstairs playroom there was one girl getting

01:04:52.260 --> 01:04:55.420
railed by four guys the downstairs one yeah no

01:04:55.420 --> 01:04:56.860
that was the upstairs one i thought that was

01:04:56.860 --> 01:04:58.440
the downstairs no it was upstairs and it was

01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:01.139
the one to the uh if you walk up the stairs oh

01:05:01.139 --> 01:05:07.099
okay i'm confused Yeah. Yeah, the door downstairs

01:05:07.099 --> 01:05:11.199
was shut. So we didn't go in it. But then later

01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:12.940
someone was like, oh no, I think it's just shut.

01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:15.320
I think somebody just left it and shut it. Because

01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:17.599
when we got there, it was open. So then they

01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:19.179
opened it. Yeah, sure enough, nobody was in there.

01:05:19.980 --> 01:05:22.039
So then we kind of went back around again. And

01:05:22.039 --> 01:05:25.579
then you were like, let's just go play in a playroom,

01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:29.039
like just you and I. So we went. What's that

01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:32.000
one more movie where if you build it. They will

01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:34.440
come. I had that mentality. I'm like, you know

01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:38.300
what? Let's just start our own ball game. And

01:05:38.300 --> 01:05:40.320
if, you know, someone wants to join in, then

01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:42.739
someone joins in. Yeah. So we ended up going

01:05:42.739 --> 01:05:45.599
into the downstairs playroom. No one was in there.

01:05:46.139 --> 01:05:48.599
And we started. We did not shut the door. We

01:05:48.599 --> 01:05:53.320
did not shut the door. We started. Playing with

01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:57.599
each other like I was blowing you and I think

01:05:57.599 --> 01:05:59.860
that's I think that's what was happening. yeah

01:05:59.860 --> 01:06:02.860
there was a lot of that um and there was this

01:06:02.860 --> 01:06:07.840
couple that walked in was watching and then in

01:06:07.840 --> 01:06:11.079
true you fashion you were like did you guys want

01:06:11.079 --> 01:06:13.800
to join and they were like well yeah but we didn't

01:06:13.800 --> 01:06:17.119
want to ask or be rude or just get on the bed

01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:20.000
or whatever so then this couple got on there

01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:25.269
they got all whatever and we started Don't I

01:06:25.269 --> 01:06:26.630
don't remember how anything started but there

01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:28.789
was a lot of like him going down on me you going

01:06:28.789 --> 01:06:33.469
down on her Me blowing him. He had a piercing

01:06:33.469 --> 01:06:35.769
at the top. I think it's called a ladder when

01:06:35.769 --> 01:06:40.010
I was telling my friends about this But it like

01:06:40.010 --> 01:06:41.949
normally I guess or not normally but sometimes

01:06:41.949 --> 01:06:44.010
there's like multiple because it was at the top

01:06:44.010 --> 01:06:47.190
of his dick It wasn't like a Prince Albert. How

01:06:47.190 --> 01:06:52.190
big was it the piercing? Yeah I don't know like

01:06:52.190 --> 01:06:56.639
you told me like that big The balls? No, the

01:06:56.639 --> 01:07:00.280
piercing itself. It was a bar. Oh, okay. And

01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:01.719
since nobody can see me, can you tell me how

01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:03.019
big that is? You're holding up about an inch

01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:04.400
and a half. Okay, it was about an inch and a

01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:07.119
half, but it was a bar across the top. Okay.

01:07:07.420 --> 01:07:09.139
The ball, the ball's on the end of it? I don't,

01:07:09.179 --> 01:07:11.940
I didn't personally see it. Yeah. So... Makes

01:07:11.940 --> 01:07:15.679
sense. Yeah. When I asked you, I thought you

01:07:15.679 --> 01:07:17.820
were to describe how big the balls were on the

01:07:17.820 --> 01:07:20.000
end. I'm like, that's a... No! What the fuck?

01:07:20.090 --> 01:07:22.710
No, that's how long the got it got an inch and

01:07:22.710 --> 01:07:26.309
a half with how long the Piercing was that bar?

01:07:27.130 --> 01:07:28.690
That went across the top got it was just one.

01:07:28.769 --> 01:07:32.869
Okay. Anyway, so that was my first for that Not

01:07:32.869 --> 01:07:34.449
your first piercing with the first that's that

01:07:34.449 --> 01:07:41.210
type of piercing. Yeah, and So then Like I said,

01:07:41.250 --> 01:07:45.889
there was a lot of like for play type stuff and

01:07:45.889 --> 01:07:48.840
then I asked him was like does it hurt cuz I

01:07:48.840 --> 01:07:50.880
wasn't sure like I've also never blown a guy

01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:52.480
with that kind of person I've never seen that

01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.760
kind of piercing on somebody so I was like I

01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:57.800
don't know like I get like my mouth around like

01:07:57.800 --> 01:08:10.360
I don't know I'm like So then He was like do

01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:13.440
you want to fuck and I'm like sure and then so

01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.219
then we started fucking doggy and then you were

01:08:15.219 --> 01:08:17.159
gonna fuck her but the condom wasn't rolling

01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:19.439
on right? I had gotten off the bed and I went

01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:23.000
to my my stash and I started rolling on the condoms

01:08:23.000 --> 01:08:26.060
and any guy out there you're probably nodding

01:08:26.060 --> 01:08:30.979
your head in agreement the second a condom gives

01:08:30.979 --> 01:08:35.159
you like a malfunction your head just gets fucked

01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:37.739
up right away because For most people, not everybody,

01:08:37.859 --> 01:08:40.779
some guys are super dicks, but most guys are

01:08:40.779 --> 01:08:43.920
kind of like... That sounded rude. Have super

01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:46.020
dicks. Have super dicks, but a lot of guys are

01:08:46.020 --> 01:08:47.920
like, you know, once you transition into that

01:08:47.920 --> 01:08:50.220
sex part, the condom can be a rough, a rough

01:08:50.220 --> 01:08:53.520
thing. And for me, it's very much the same thing.

01:08:53.979 --> 01:08:55.619
And a lot most of the time the condom rolls on,

01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:57.140
but this one was just fighting me for whatever

01:08:57.140 --> 01:08:59.600
reason. Yeah, I was trying to help him with his

01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:01.760
too, because it was like whatever, this batch

01:09:01.760 --> 01:09:04.380
or whatever was just being sticky. It was just

01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:08.750
weird. So... Lot of times if a guy if you have

01:09:08.750 --> 01:09:11.609
that type of issue You go into your head immediately

01:09:11.609 --> 01:09:14.810
and you can kind of shut down. I've learned over

01:09:14.810 --> 01:09:17.510
multiple Times that this has happened something

01:09:17.510 --> 01:09:20.550
to this effect Just move to something else and

01:09:20.550 --> 01:09:22.069
your head will get back into it. So I'm like

01:09:22.069 --> 01:09:24.649
fuck it I still got a mouth and I still got a

01:09:24.649 --> 01:09:26.989
I still got my hand and so I just came back to

01:09:26.989 --> 01:09:29.529
the bed Just join you guys. Yeah, and that's

01:09:29.529 --> 01:09:32.390
what I started so you or she wasn't she was like

01:09:32.390 --> 01:09:36.600
in a doggy position and then So you just sit

01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:38.180
on the edge of the bed and we're like fingering

01:09:38.180 --> 01:09:40.739
her and then since I at that point I was I turned

01:09:40.739 --> 01:09:43.800
over to my back so then I was like rubbing her

01:09:43.800 --> 01:09:51.899
clit and And then Waterfall Worded everywhere.

01:09:51.899 --> 01:09:54.199
Yeah, it's like not the first time I felt square,

01:09:54.300 --> 01:09:56.140
but since she was in the doggy position It was

01:09:56.140 --> 01:09:59.420
like it was like a gush like it was like a water

01:09:59.420 --> 01:10:02.560
faucet was turned Squirt squirt is the theme

01:10:02.560 --> 01:10:06.029
for this bucket So I've had a few squirters,

01:10:06.590 --> 01:10:09.810
but it's it's this one was pretty pretty pretty

01:10:09.810 --> 01:10:14.829
well Drenching but um So yeah, but this one was

01:10:14.829 --> 01:10:18.289
it was interesting. That was fun. Yeah, so Pardon

01:10:18.289 --> 01:10:20.770
my skip. I'm trying to get on to off the freeway.

01:10:20.770 --> 01:10:23.029
So I'm paying attention to traffic So anyway,

01:10:23.090 --> 01:10:26.250
yeah, so she squirted everywhere. So then was

01:10:26.250 --> 01:10:29.970
like we were kind of Wrapping things up at that

01:10:29.970 --> 01:10:37.180
point and I got dressed and you kind of were

01:10:37.180 --> 01:10:39.100
starting to but then I think you started going

01:10:39.100 --> 01:10:41.680
down on her again on the edge of the bed and

01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:43.560
I guess at some point because this party allowed

01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:45.680
single males in there was a guy who walked in

01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:48.460
during the four of watching the four of us and

01:10:48.460 --> 01:10:50.359
then when I got off the bed and I put my started

01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:52.560
getting dressed again he came over and I mean

01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.340
the dress I was wearing my tits were fully out

01:10:54.340 --> 01:10:58.100
of He came over and he was like, hey, can I touch

01:10:58.100 --> 01:10:59.300
your breast? Did you have to put your underwear

01:10:59.300 --> 01:11:02.539
back on at that point? Yeah, I had my thongong

01:11:02.539 --> 01:11:04.880
and I had my dress on, but my tits were out in

01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:10.880
my dress. So I was standing there and like I

01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:12.039
said, you were going down on her on the edge

01:11:12.039 --> 01:11:14.300
of the bed. So then he was like, can I touch

01:11:14.300 --> 01:11:16.920
your tits? Can I kiss them? And I was like, yeah,

01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:19.680
as long as you're gentle. And so then he started

01:11:19.680 --> 01:11:23.739
doing that. And then he was like... He's like

01:11:23.739 --> 01:11:25.579
can we fuck and I was like you're gonna have

01:11:25.579 --> 01:11:28.560
to just double check with him But you were busy.

01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:33.699
So then he just got on his knees on the Got on

01:11:33.699 --> 01:11:35.460
his knees and then like pulled my panties this

01:11:35.460 --> 01:11:38.479
I and just started going I guess up on me At

01:11:38.479 --> 01:11:40.399
that point and you were saying how that was really

01:11:40.399 --> 01:11:42.300
hot. It was really hot I don't know what it's

01:11:42.300 --> 01:11:44.420
something about like pull your panties to the

01:11:44.420 --> 01:11:47.579
side. It's just hot Yeah, a lot of guys like

01:11:47.579 --> 01:11:50.579
to you know, pull it aside to fuck and yeah Me

01:11:50.579 --> 01:11:52.500
personally, I feel it kind of rubs my dick the

01:11:52.500 --> 01:11:56.000
wrong way, but it is there's a definite fantasy

01:11:56.000 --> 01:12:03.100
aspect to it. Yeah, so Then you stopped so then

01:12:03.100 --> 01:12:06.060
he noticed that so that he went and asked you

01:12:06.060 --> 01:12:08.840
and um You're like, yeah, do you have a condom?

01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.119
He's like, oh, I'm fresh out. You're like don't

01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:16.920
worry. I got one Especially if we're using, because

01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:18.880
we like to use coconut oil for lube. We're trying

01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:21.359
a few different ones right now. But if you use

01:12:21.359 --> 01:12:23.260
coconut oil for lube, you have to use a very

01:12:23.260 --> 01:12:26.479
specific style of condom. You have to use like

01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:30.100
a nitrile condom because the oils can break it

01:12:30.100 --> 01:12:32.560
down. So if we're going to be doing that, I also

01:12:32.560 --> 01:12:34.319
wanted to make sure he's using the right type

01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:40.560
of condom with you. Yeah. So anyway, so then

01:12:40.560 --> 01:12:44.979
him and I, Well we started, we were going to

01:12:44.979 --> 01:12:48.239
start in doggy, but then again putting the condom

01:12:48.239 --> 01:12:50.220
on was being a pain, these condoms were being

01:12:50.220 --> 01:12:53.600
a pain all day. So he kind of like started getting

01:12:53.600 --> 01:12:54.760
a little soft and I'm like there's no way you

01:12:54.760 --> 01:12:56.600
can do me doggy like if you're even slightly.

01:12:57.899 --> 01:13:00.640
So although he had a good sized dick, but so

01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:05.640
then I... Was kind of helping him and like rubbing

01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:07.939
to try and get like things going again. So then

01:13:07.939 --> 01:13:10.260
you're being a cooperative partner Yeah, so then

01:13:10.260 --> 01:13:12.819
we got I we started on my back so that I was

01:13:12.819 --> 01:13:15.979
like kind of trying to blow you upside down hanging

01:13:15.979 --> 01:13:22.300
off the bed and being fucked And then once we

01:13:22.300 --> 01:13:23.960
did that for a little bit then he was like fully

01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:26.060
hearts then we flipped over so then he was fucking

01:13:26.060 --> 01:13:32.550
me on my in doggy and then It was hard much harder

01:13:32.550 --> 01:13:35.329
to blow you when I'm getting fucked doggy because

01:13:35.329 --> 01:13:38.229
there's a lot of motion to the ocean And I don't

01:13:38.229 --> 01:13:42.670
want to rub anything like teeth on you So it's

01:13:42.670 --> 01:13:44.310
kind of just rubbing and playing with your dick

01:13:44.310 --> 01:13:48.170
while I was that was happening. I was good Now

01:13:48.170 --> 01:13:51.109
let this be known. This was our first true single

01:13:51.109 --> 01:13:55.050
male MFM. Yeah single male We've done some MFM

01:13:55.050 --> 01:13:57.729
style stuff with you know while the the girls

01:13:57.729 --> 01:14:01.029
in the shower or the girls like Parts it like

01:14:01.029 --> 01:14:03.729
yeah, but lightly participating but like this

01:14:03.729 --> 01:14:08.189
was the first full Yeah, single guy. So then

01:14:08.189 --> 01:14:15.149
we So then he got on his like he did this you

01:14:15.149 --> 01:14:19.289
did you he did this like school he likes Doggy

01:14:19.289 --> 01:14:22.029
style, but he squatted down and it's like porn

01:14:22.029 --> 01:14:25.029
shit. So I'm looking at it I'm like, you know,

01:14:25.050 --> 01:14:27.550
this dude's a skinnier guy. He's in good shape.

01:14:27.550 --> 01:14:30.279
I'm like good for him But he was like he's like

01:14:30.279 --> 01:14:32.899
bent down and he's just going to town and I'm

01:14:32.899 --> 01:14:34.739
thinking I'm like this is typically like a show

01:14:34.739 --> 01:14:38.039
position Yeah, like it looks good on video. I

01:14:38.039 --> 01:14:41.340
looked it up. It's called the bullfrog No, excuse

01:14:41.340 --> 01:14:43.680
me bulldog, which makes sense. It's a variation

01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:47.520
of doggy and Good for him and I was I was thinking

01:14:47.520 --> 01:14:49.739
in my head. I'm like this can't be comfortable

01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:51.920
But then he's going to town. And then he's like,

01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:53.399
I'm going to come. So he's like, I'm going to

01:14:53.399 --> 01:14:55.380
come. I'm like, oh shit. And he pulls out. And

01:14:55.380 --> 01:14:57.199
then he starts to come. I'm like, come on your

01:14:57.199 --> 01:14:59.600
back. Come on your back. So he rips the condom

01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:01.939
off. By that time, I think he mostly came in

01:15:01.939 --> 01:15:04.479
the car. There was a couple of drips on your

01:15:04.479 --> 01:15:09.399
back and butt. So yeah, that was a fun first

01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:12.079
time. We've kept in contact with the dude. He

01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:16.439
sends us dick pics every day. And I hearted one

01:15:16.439 --> 01:15:19.220
and I got like four more. I'm like, OK. Clearly,

01:15:19.220 --> 01:15:23.319
I can't hurt the dick takes and and you don't

01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:25.359
want to have a group chat with them because it'll

01:15:25.359 --> 01:15:28.140
just it'll get out of control So the yesterday

01:15:28.140 --> 01:15:30.619
he actually just texted me So when you say we

01:15:30.619 --> 01:15:32.560
keep in contact with him, you mean you keep in

01:15:32.560 --> 01:15:34.100
contact with him because he only has your number

01:15:34.100 --> 01:15:37.380
So he reached out yesterday and he just did text.

01:15:37.380 --> 01:15:39.220
He's like, hey, what are you guys up to? And

01:15:39.220 --> 01:15:42.300
I responded back. So maybe he gets the clue that

01:15:42.300 --> 01:15:44.909
we're not just like a Send dick pics all day

01:15:44.909 --> 01:15:47.989
type couple like, you know a couple here and

01:15:47.989 --> 01:15:49.890
there are fine. We've seen it. It's you know,

01:15:49.890 --> 01:15:53.670
it's all good Yeah, so like will we do it again?

01:15:53.670 --> 01:15:58.489
Sure, but You've sold the product Right now it's

01:15:58.489 --> 01:16:01.130
about maintaining a connection, right? And he

01:16:01.130 --> 01:16:03.510
asked us what we're doing for our weekend We

01:16:03.510 --> 01:16:05.890
said we're going to a party and I said, yeah,

01:16:05.890 --> 01:16:07.689
you can't come there's single males blah blah

01:16:07.689 --> 01:16:09.630
blah You know, we had a conversation and it kind

01:16:09.630 --> 01:16:11.569
of left that that so maybe now he knows like

01:16:12.130 --> 01:16:14.770
Since I didn't react to the other 20 dick pics.

01:16:14.789 --> 01:16:18.649
Yeah, and I reacted and responded to an actual

01:16:18.649 --> 01:16:21.130
conversation Yeah, that's how you approach us,

01:16:21.130 --> 01:16:25.069
right? So anyway, we wrapped that up and I got

01:16:25.069 --> 01:16:30.270
dressed again And then we were like, okay, let's

01:16:30.270 --> 01:16:32.189
go Let's go see what else is going on by this

01:16:32.189 --> 01:16:33.770
time because since we had gotten there at midnight

01:16:33.770 --> 01:16:35.710
We played with that other couple that we played

01:16:35.710 --> 01:16:40.880
with the guy. It was probably I Don't know You

01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:44.840
want to say 2 a .m.? Yeah. So the party was pretty

01:16:44.840 --> 01:16:47.060
much like no one was really downstairs anymore.

01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:49.500
There was no one really out and about. So we're

01:16:49.500 --> 01:16:50.800
like, well, let's just go see what's going on

01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:53.920
upstairs. So we go upstairs. The single dude

01:16:53.920 --> 01:16:55.300
that we had just played with is sitting in a

01:16:55.300 --> 01:17:02.260
chair in the loft upstairs. And then the. And

01:17:02.260 --> 01:17:05.979
then there's a couple that we know that is he's

01:17:05.979 --> 01:17:09.260
going down on her. another chair in their loft

01:17:09.260 --> 01:17:11.619
in the loft area and then the two other playroom

01:17:11.619 --> 01:17:14.239
doors are shut and We're kind of watching them

01:17:14.239 --> 01:17:15.720
and then the single guys like you guys can go

01:17:15.720 --> 01:17:17.479
in one of these rooms It's just I can't go in

01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:19.739
unless I'm invited So we kind of peeked into

01:17:19.739 --> 01:17:21.239
one room and it looks like some people were getting

01:17:21.239 --> 01:17:22.859
dressed and wrapping up in there So we shut the

01:17:22.859 --> 01:17:24.119
door we didn't really peek in the other room

01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:25.579
and then we're kind of still watching the couple

01:17:25.579 --> 01:17:30.100
that was You know oral do whatever oral sex on

01:17:30.100 --> 01:17:31.800
the cat on the little couches They were having

01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:34.079
the oral say we're having the oral sex all of

01:17:34.079 --> 01:17:39.229
it. So They kind of stopped me look to see that

01:17:39.229 --> 01:17:40.930
we're there and then you I think you kind of

01:17:40.930 --> 01:17:43.609
were like, hey Can I like can I yeah, so so this

01:17:43.609 --> 01:17:45.510
is a couple we have a little bit of history with

01:17:45.510 --> 01:17:47.729
them Yeah, they they were the one of the couples

01:17:47.729 --> 01:17:50.850
with us in the jacuzzi a couple months back and

01:17:50.850 --> 01:17:54.029
they're kind of new Yeah, so we we had like minor

01:17:54.029 --> 01:17:56.109
experiences with them that night nothing major

01:17:56.109 --> 01:17:58.510
and then but I've always had a thing for her

01:17:58.510 --> 01:18:02.590
Yeah, and and I think her me, you know, I can

01:18:02.590 --> 01:18:06.479
only assume So now she's a good faker. Yeah So

01:18:06.479 --> 01:18:08.260
then, yeah, he was kind of down there and I kind

01:18:08.260 --> 01:18:10.779
of was like, you know, raise my hand. Can I tap

01:18:10.779 --> 01:18:16.539
insert? Yeah. So they again, they're new. So

01:18:16.539 --> 01:18:18.819
they kind of like like sidebar and we're kind

01:18:18.819 --> 01:18:20.199
of talking to each other. But the conversation

01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:22.239
was kind of like lasting a little longer than

01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:24.220
I was thinking it would. You know, like it's

01:18:24.220 --> 01:18:25.800
either for me, I was like, it's a yes or no.

01:18:25.800 --> 01:18:27.640
But I guess if you're very new and I can remember

01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:29.279
that situation, you know, there may be a little

01:18:29.279 --> 01:18:34.619
more conversation about it. So. Like triple checking,

01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:38.979
you know, so I was so we started like walking

01:18:38.979 --> 01:18:40.819
away. We're like, okay, you know, no big like

01:18:40.819 --> 01:18:46.180
we don't want to cause any So we started walking

01:18:46.180 --> 01:18:47.659
away and then they were like, no, no, no, no

01:18:47.659 --> 01:18:49.640
He's like just give us one second and we're like,

01:18:49.800 --> 01:18:51.539
okay, and then he's like, yeah, we're good. And

01:18:51.539 --> 01:18:55.369
we're like, okay and then So then you had her,

01:18:55.529 --> 01:18:56.989
you were gonna go down, or you went down on her.

01:18:57.010 --> 01:18:58.750
But didn't he say like, but soft only or something

01:18:58.750 --> 01:19:00.930
like that? Oh, I don't know. Okay. But I assumed.

01:19:01.729 --> 01:19:05.890
Yeah. So I banged her in the butt. So then you

01:19:05.890 --> 01:19:08.430
switched his position, which was on the floor

01:19:08.430 --> 01:19:11.210
while she was in the chair. And then there was

01:19:11.210 --> 01:19:12.869
another chair sitting there and I was gonna sit

01:19:12.869 --> 01:19:14.449
in that, but I'm so tall and the chairs were

01:19:14.449 --> 01:19:17.649
so low. I just felt like it was like not a good

01:19:17.649 --> 01:19:19.430
position. Like I'm like, I'm gonna literally

01:19:19.430 --> 01:19:21.920
be like. crunched up on my back like trying to

01:19:21.920 --> 01:19:24.119
like be in a weird position in this chair and

01:19:24.119 --> 01:19:27.439
then my thigh is getting like my leg is gonna

01:19:27.439 --> 01:19:29.880
be in this woman's face next to me like I'm just

01:19:29.880 --> 01:19:32.220
like it's just not like all right so in my head

01:19:32.220 --> 01:19:34.619
I'm like okay so this girl's in the chair I'm

01:19:34.619 --> 01:19:36.100
gonna get down on my knees and I'm gonna bend

01:19:36.100 --> 01:19:38.840
forward my asshole is gonna open up everybody

01:19:38.840 --> 01:19:41.380
downstairs is now gonna see my asshole that I

01:19:41.380 --> 01:19:44.130
could have thought that But did I? No. You could

01:19:44.130 --> 01:19:45.710
have thought the single guy sitting behind you

01:19:45.710 --> 01:19:47.729
still watching everything could see up your asshole.

01:19:47.770 --> 01:19:50.750
He was enjoying my butthole. So no, I didn't

01:19:50.750 --> 01:19:52.729
think about that. I was like, I have a single

01:19:52.729 --> 01:19:56.149
track mind. I see a mission. So I told the guy,

01:19:56.250 --> 01:19:57.930
I was like, I was like, you want it like the

01:19:57.930 --> 01:19:59.750
floor was carpeted and it was a clean house.

01:19:59.750 --> 01:20:01.289
I was like, you want to just lay on the floor?

01:20:01.369 --> 01:20:03.529
It wasn't a hotel room. It wasn't a hotel room.

01:20:03.829 --> 01:20:05.449
He's like, yeah, sure. Whatever. So I was like,

01:20:05.529 --> 01:20:07.930
OK, this feels better to me. So we're on the

01:20:07.930 --> 01:20:12.569
floor and he's going down on me. And then Well

01:20:12.569 --> 01:20:14.649
first I told him I said I'm just warning you

01:20:14.649 --> 01:20:16.789
I've been fucked twice no one's come in me, but

01:20:16.789 --> 01:20:19.529
just so you know like There's been condoms in

01:20:19.529 --> 01:20:20.989
me, and I don't want you to like they're not

01:20:20.989 --> 01:20:22.430
they're not latex. I'm like they're not late

01:20:22.430 --> 01:20:25.109
I just want you I was like I just want you to

01:20:25.109 --> 01:20:27.710
know just giving you forewarning just before

01:20:27.710 --> 01:20:30.470
you start anything That's where I'm at if you

01:20:30.470 --> 01:20:33.149
you know If you want to change what your decision

01:20:33.149 --> 01:20:35.069
on what you want to do I'm giving you an opportunity

01:20:35.069 --> 01:20:37.630
to do so now He was like no it's fine. So I'm

01:20:37.630 --> 01:20:41.630
like okay, so um I really I laid on the floor

01:20:42.340 --> 01:20:44.819
And then he was going down on me and then after

01:20:44.819 --> 01:20:47.899
a while of doing that I was like I Asked him

01:20:47.899 --> 01:20:50.539
like can I reciprocate and I said can I suck

01:20:50.539 --> 01:20:53.199
your dick? And then he was like he was like like

01:20:53.199 --> 01:21:00.960
now and I'm like, I mean He flipped over and

01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:03.420
so then he was on the floor and then I was he

01:21:03.420 --> 01:21:05.779
like fully laid down Yeah, I was kind of in like

01:21:05.779 --> 01:21:08.489
a doggy position sucking his dick so then the

01:21:08.489 --> 01:21:11.149
single dude comes over and puts his head between

01:21:11.149 --> 01:21:14.930
my legs and is trying to eat me out while I'm

01:21:14.930 --> 01:21:17.369
going down on he should have just laid on his

01:21:17.369 --> 01:21:19.270
back and went under you like a car mechanic he

01:21:19.270 --> 01:21:21.489
did oh he did that's what he did he laid on his

01:21:21.489 --> 01:21:23.890
back and then so he's essentially between my

01:21:23.890 --> 01:21:27.569
legs and the other dude's legs but the position

01:21:27.569 --> 01:21:30.350
I was in it wasn't like and I didn't widely open

01:21:30.350 --> 01:21:33.529
my legs or anything so my thick thighs were kind

01:21:33.529 --> 01:21:36.369
of blocking he had ear muffs full like By the

01:21:36.369 --> 01:21:38.970
way, that was a great view. So when I looked

01:21:38.970 --> 01:21:41.270
over, I put my head up, I looked over and I just

01:21:41.270 --> 01:21:45.630
saw your ass was winking at me. Yeah. So anyway,

01:21:45.689 --> 01:21:47.369
so then he was kind of trying to do that, but

01:21:47.369 --> 01:21:49.409
it wasn't super successful. So then he kind of

01:21:49.409 --> 01:21:54.250
moved out of that position. And then I think,

01:21:54.250 --> 01:21:57.729
oh, so then you got squirted on again. So yeah,

01:21:57.729 --> 01:22:01.430
I was down there and then I've been squirted

01:22:01.430 --> 01:22:06.060
on, but never while I was doing oral. So I was

01:22:06.060 --> 01:22:08.380
down there doing my thing and then all of a sudden

01:22:08.380 --> 01:22:14.859
gush all in my mouth and it's not pee I know

01:22:14.859 --> 01:22:17.239
there's scientific studies that there's you know,

01:22:17.300 --> 01:22:19.960
this amount percentages from this and yada yada

01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:23.199
yada, however It tasted nothing like pee. It

01:22:23.199 --> 01:22:25.680
smelled nuts and like pee. It was not pee and

01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:28.420
that's my stance That's official on the books

01:22:28.420 --> 01:22:31.100
So I'm kind of having this thought in my head

01:22:31.100 --> 01:22:33.439
while I I'm like whoa and I lived through it

01:22:33.439 --> 01:22:35.819
It was like to squash them Then I was like, all

01:22:35.819 --> 01:22:39.279
right, cool. So then I just kept going and then

01:22:39.279 --> 01:22:42.399
round two Right again in a mouth. It's fucking

01:22:42.399 --> 01:22:44.920
beautiful. It was awesome So I've always kind

01:22:44.920 --> 01:22:47.960
of wondered like how you how how would I react?

01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:50.699
Like I know I'm gonna always react with grace

01:22:50.699 --> 01:22:53.760
and poise Like I'm not gonna recoil and horror

01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:55.979
even if she just straight -up peed on me like

01:22:55.979 --> 01:22:59.500
I'd be like, okay Yeah, let me clean up. No,

01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:02.960
it was a it was a fantastic experience. So Yeah,

01:23:03.100 --> 01:23:05.220
we had a lot of firsts that night. Yeah. Yes.

01:23:05.420 --> 01:23:07.920
Yes So we're currently sitting in the driveway

01:23:07.920 --> 01:23:10.960
of the party and they are waiting on us So I

01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:13.380
think let's wrap this bitch up. Yep. All right

01:23:13.380 --> 01:23:15.319
when enjoying the sweet side of life Keep your

01:23:15.319 --> 01:23:17.680
pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and

01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:20.479
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