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Oh, hey. Hey, guys. Sorry for the delayed entry.
I meant to turn off the AC because it makes like
a weird humming noise. And she informed me just
as I was fumbling for my phone at the last minute
that she already did it. So hey, guys. Pull the
curtain back. A bunch of information you did
not know you needed or wanted to know. You know,
we always talk about that. We don't edit. Are
you editing that? No, I should stay in. That's
the gold. I didn't know it was recording. That's
the gold in them hills. You don't see those little
meters jumping up and down? Well, I know now
it's recording, but I could hear the music, but
I didn't. Don't know you were rolling your chair
around so I assumed it wasn't recording. Well,
I always I recorded through the intro to kind
of get into the mood But um, I always cut out
Just before we come in so any background noise
of like me rolling around on my chair or fumbling
That I do trim out because that's easy got it
shit in the middle. That's where it gets tricky
Split, you had split clips and then fade in and
fade out. Nah, shit, fuck that. So hey. Wow,
a bunch of information I didn't know that I needed
to know that I cared to know. Yes. I didn't want
to know. So we are the sweet side of life, guys.
We're a week late. We should just change our
podcast frequency to TBD. TBD, let's just make
it monthly and then if we come in at three, we're
early. It's a bonus. Yeah, like we're just early.
We're overachievers at that point. Instead of
always feeling like we're running behind. So
we did a hit in the streets with the sweets this
past Saturday on our way to a party. So we're
gonna actually, we're gonna include that in this
podcast. But first before we did that, we're
gonna go out of order just a little bit. We don't
want to go directly into the hit in the street.
So We did a let's see the 14th, right? That's
what date are we at right now? No the 19th you
talk about Saturday Yes, this past Saturday.
Yes, that was the 14th. Okay, and that was a
pool party. Yes That's right. So the 14th we
went to shake your shamrocks pool party at V
or R and V's. You know, people who live like
not in California and don't realize the heat
wave we're having right now. It was 100 degrees
today. Like in March, there's like people in
like the East Coast and the Midwest that are
like a pool party. Was it an indoor pool? No,
it was not. We're actually visiting our Michigan
friends that we've had on the podcast here a
while back. We are going to Michigan on Wednesday,
and it just snowed there the other day. I think
the same day that we were going to a pool party,
it snowed. So yeah, a lot of people talk shit
about California, but we're out here in March
having a pool party, fuckers. So you do your
thing, you do you, and your zero degree shit,
and we'll do our pool parties in March. Thank
you very much. Although I will take the 100 degree
temp down a little bit. You know today I was
working and it was 100 degrees and it was hot
but it just made me crave pool weather EDR It
actually made me crave EDR. That's why you went
on and looked to see if they had already um Released
their yeah their stuff for the memorial day.
Yeah trying to figure out our memorial day plans
and EDR has been Memorial Day for the last two
or three years I feel like And then but there's
a place local to us called be a Vita And I think
they're talking about doing a Memorial Day party
and that's much closer much cheaper But I'm not
they haven't like officially released it and
it's different in the sense of they don't have
like multiple on -site hotel rooms and I don't
know EDR it's gone through some shit in the past
couple years, but they still Even though we did
say fuck EDR about a year and a half ago They
do they're like an ex -girlfriend that I still
think about every day They still have a soft
spot in my heart speaking of ex -girlfriends
that the taylor frankie paul Oh, yeah That's
the first thing I thought when you're like, they're
an ex -girlfriend Tell us about that a little
bit. I think you're more into oh, I have no idea
I mean, I watched the secret lives of mormon
wives and uh, she's like the main character No,
there's like she's She's the one who had the
went on with this quote unquote swinging scandal.
So she's the one that I'll have something to
do with that. No, she's the one who helped them
blow up because she started talking about like
on TikTok or whatever about some swinging scandal.
And so then that's what made them blow up. And
then they I mean, they already had a huge following
as, you know, Mormon women who were, you know.
Fighting the norms of the Mormon culture, but
then that kind of blew them up and then obviously
they got their Hulu show But actually the lady
who does my lashes she was talking to me about
it last night. So that's who I actually heard
it from I knew she was doing the bachelorette
but Last night is from the lady just my lashes.
She told me. Oh, did you hear they pulled the
bachelorette because of this whole like Video
from 2023. I think that came out of her. It was
crazy. I saw part of the video She was like throwing
chairs and shit like bar stools across the room
like sounds she gets rage II that's what you
need and so it was funny cuz I was watching season
4 of the secret lives and I was you know, binging
it as normal and It kind of ended abruptly and
I just thought oh, maybe they didn't put out
all of the Episodes, you know, they just released
10 and then they're going to release the rest
of them. Yeah. In a week or whatever. It wasn't
a full release. Sometimes, but it seemed odd
to me. But then when she said that and they,
I guess Hulu pulled the rest of the episodes
too, because it was like some people's storylines
in the show didn't really come to like like full
circle. And I was like, what? This is a weird
ending place to leave off a weird season finale.
Yeah. But anyway, yeah. I don't know. You said
the abusive girlfriend we go back to and it just
made me think of that. So EDR is my tailor. You
know what? Sure, I'll take it. So we just digressed
like a motherfucker. We did. But it kind of wrapped
in because it was about the swinging scandal.
It makes perfect sense. Speaking of digressing,
my Latin lover Carlos and Autumn Sen's Just the
other day on their swingers couch podcast. They
were giving us a lot of props. They listened
to our last one. Apparently they're also bar
soap people. Yeah, they're bar soap people. Is
that what they said? I can't remember if they
said they're body wash or bar soap people. We
have everything. I know. We have bar soap and
body wash. And scrubs. Just thinking and oils
in a limited shower light. She only saw the bar.
So yeah, we literally have like two niches full
of every possible cleaning solution known to
man and She got fixated on the bar. So so Anyway,
so if that if you not understand what we're talking
about go back to our last episode where we got
judged for Being bar so people after a mini orgy
anyways So All right, so i'm trying to get my
date straight. So last saturday the 14th was
the pool party. So the saturday before that yeah
the seventh right is when we went to Yeah, you
had your show on friday. Yes, that's right. And
then we went to the freestyle meet and greet
on Saturday and Marina Valley and then we went
to the after party after the meet -and -greet
and the after party is what we talk about in
the hit in the streets with the sweet Which will
will put after we talk about our the 14th I'm
getting all my dates all screwing great. I don't
think anybody cares the dates I do because I'm
trying to make sense of the order of things the
problem is is There's a lot of couples that do
something once a month or once every three months
or once every six months when they travel We
have shit almost every weekend. Yeah, whether
it's a meeting greet whether it's a party whether
it's a my show meeting greet whether it's a greet
my meet, you know, there's There's always something
Sunday fun days. We throw almost every Sunday.
We do a Sunday fun day down here and There's
always trouble to be had. So it's Trying to keep
up. Yeah. Well, this is why we don't do podcasts
that frequently, because we just don't have the
time. Frankly, we're having too much fun. Yeah.
So. All right. So this past Saturday, shake your
shamrocks. Yeah, it was fun. So in the hit and
the sweets with the sweets and the sweets with
the hit and the hit and the sweets with the streets,
I got a rash street rash road rash. Anyways.
At the end of that, we referenced going into
this party, and my idea was to pull out my phone
and possibly do some on -site interviews. I don't
know why I always talk about that. I don't know
why you do either. It sounds like a really good
idea in your moment. What's that? In your head.
Yeah, it sounds fantastic. And I got these big
ideas. But then when we get there, those ideas
go out the window so fast once a boob comes out.
Yeah. I squirrel. so We didn't do any of the
interviews So I wanted to interview r &v the
hosts I wanted to interview the birthday couple
that we were celebrating there that day I still
don't know if their name can be mentioned. So
they're they are gonna be the unnamed couple
but We celebrated their birthday and yeah, it
was a great time. We got there at like two we
had probably what four hours a good pool weather
and then it transitioned into just a Inside outside
party. Yeah, it was still warm. I I brought my
speakers. I was kind of the DJ I wasn't behind
the decks, but you know, I provided the music
So that's always fun. So I get to play the music
I want to hear I Was talking to one girl and
I was playing a lot of you know hip -hop as you
do and I was going around asking people they
wanted, you know certain songs and stuff and
She's like, yeah The song I want won't fit the
vibe of the party. I go, what do you want? She
goes, real big fish. I'm like, got you. Next,
I play real big fish. I'm like, you know, the
vibe of the party can modulate. It doesn't have
to be hip hop the entire time. Everybody here,
they love it. They grew up in the same 90s and
2000s, and they were jiving. There was a bunch
of you having a good time. I did a couple. Eventually,
I did have to go back to hip hop. But after the
night, let's see. What was your experience at
the party? Um, I had fun. I mean we were in the
pool. I didn't nothing really happened there
with me and anybody else. Uh, I had a lot of
conversations I actually had a lot of conversations
with people that i've seen around Recently a
lot and I just haven't had a chance to talk to
them. Yeah, I definitely I definitely talked
to quite a few people. Yeah that like They've
been to your shows or they've been to some of
the meet and greets and it's like sometimes when
you're being pulled in like 10 different directions,
it's hard to like have an actual conversation
with somebody. I didn't really have like a deep
conversation with anybody, but being in a pool,
you're a little more static. Yeah. Then which
seems weird because the pool is flowy, but when
you're standing in a pool, you're kind of not
being pulled in a lot of different directions.
It's a lot harder to walk away when you're in
a pool because it's like you got to like swim
and you create like a wake. and then you got
to get out of the pool and everybody's looking
at you and it's yeah it's much harder just to
kind of casually walk away from a pool conversation.
So I did talk to another couple who's going to
Naughty and she's doing like a girl's thing kind
of like a little before the... Before the party
party we're gonna call them. They're the juicy
couple It's a like a meet -and -greet sort of
like it's like her friends and then she was like,
oh you're going and so she said I could come
and then like she invited me and then I Asked
her if I could invite another friend who's going
to Naughty She's like, yeah as long as they're
coming to Naughty like the more the merrier so
it's kind of like a like so you can kind of Meet
more people meet some people in the area before
you go to Naughty and then we have people we
kind of Know as we're there especially like naughty
like we're outside of the people that are going
we're gonna know nobody Yeah, which to me is
fun. Yeah, because We do have a large group of
friends here and I always talk about you know,
while I love our friends. I also love What's
the term NRE NRE new relationship energy. Yeah,
I I enjoy meeting people and which is weird because
as an introvert that's so weird to say but in
the lifestyle like I It's a different side of
me comes out. Yeah Like initially, I mean it
takes us it takes a second like I'll be in the
corner for a little bit while I'm like trying
to get my body primed but But yeah, I'm excited
for Naughty. Yeah. So anyway, so I met well I
already saw that I met her I've met them a while
ago. I met them a while ago at Athena's but I
talked to her more about that and just Naughty
in general and what to expect because they went
last year so this is year two for them and Then
I talked to some other couples that like I said,
we've I've seen at your shows But it's you know
loud and I never get to talk to anybody at my
meeting because I'm on stage the entire time
and By the time I'm done people are kind of already
paired off and they're not in the Like looking
to have new conversation mode like they've already
found like you know one or two couples and they're
always kind of paired off for the night and it's
you know by that point and I'm super tired and
yeah and sober and sober I love how both of us
said that oh yeah while we were at the pool party
you made a bet I made a bet with a guy there.
He's a gambler. We'll call him the gambler. He's
the gambler. He's the gambler. I think I talked
about him in another podcast. He's a single male.
Yeah, he's a single male. I think I talked about
him in another podcast because I was with the
Super Bowl party, but I'm not sure if I did or
not. I don't even know if we talked about the
Super Bowl party. I don't know. I don't remember
what we talked about. But anyway, he's a gambler.
It's his job. So anyway, I made a bet with him.
So in October we'll see if that's that comes
to first I don't know what we got. We just got
we were just drunk and just Shooting the shit
and he's a gambler. So we're betting on what
I like I think it was a joke like oh, we're gonna
bet on something Random and so we did You don't
make bets with a professional gambler, but whatever
Sounds good. It's an oral sex, but it is Hopefully
I win either way, right? It's kind of a win -win
as long as I'm not involved in no Let's see what
else oh speaking of EDR We ran into our monogamous
friends that we met a while back at EDR they
were there and We were talking about how we met
them at EDR and they just recently Monogamish
friends. Yes, they just recently Started listening
to our podcast. They had told us prior that they
did listen But then he came out with a confession
the other day and he said All right. I have a
confession. I haven't actually listened to your
podcast yet. I'm like, that's fine But he's like
we're not we are now so we're like we're catching
up So he actually messaged me the other day.
Okay And he was like, so who is the Dr. Feelgood
couple? And he's like, it was his birthday weekend.
And he's like, I'm pretty sure that my wife pulled
him away for a birthday massage. And I couldn't
confirm or deny it. I'm like, maybe. And he's
pretty sure that he's the one that fucked up
our Grubhub order. You remember? Yeah. How we
ordered Jersey Mike's and we ended up settling
for Chipotle. He added the blues said he's pretty
sure he's the one that got our food and that
started the whole mix up. They got our food where?
I don't know. Our food ended up coming. Yeah,
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I totally ordered
a bunch of Chipotle. It was like kids. That's
what that's what I said. I told him I said I
don't I don't think so because it was kids meals,
but he's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure we were
the one that fucked it up. So if that's well,
thanks a lot. Yeah, fuck you, bro. You always
Jersey Mike's. We eventually got it. But um,
yeah, because you reported it. That was wrong.
It was this whole thing. Yeah, it was. Yeah,
go back to episode. Yeah, I don't really know.
A year ago, whatever. It's funny that someone
says they listen and then they actually don't
listen. I don't if I meet somebody, I don't care
if you listen. No, I don't know. I don't know
where it came out. I think because he knew he
was going to see us at the party and he just
had to get that demon off his chest. How would
you how did you even know? Maybe he thought I
was going to like quiz him. Yeah, I don't even
remember what we talk about. I'm definitely not
quizzing. What's funny is some people will like
reference something we've said and we've forgotten.
said it, we don't remember because we're just
talking, we just shooting the shit. So we don't
remember everything. And I definitely don't go
back and listen to it. So some people like reference
it. And I'm like, I don't know what they're talking
about. But obviously, it's something we said
in the podcast that I have to go back and listen.
Or you're like, oh, yeah, it was this or we'll
finally remember. But so check this out, guys.
Here's what happens. We do a podcast, right?
If if one of us screws up and says something,
I take a time stamp. of when we did that, and
I'll edit that out. I do not listen to the entire
podcast when I edit it. Yeah. Because I have
no interest in it. Like whatever I said, I said.
Whatever I did, I did. Whatever I did, it's done.
It's already out in the ether. What I'll do is
I'll mix it all down. I'll add the intros, add
all the buffers, and then I'll spot check it.
I'll like do, do, and I'll like, you know, fast
forward every five minutes just to make sure.
The audio is consistent and there's no buzzing
that clicks in but I have yet to listen to an
entire episode of our podcast Yeah, so I don't
remember what I said two seconds ago, let alone
Ten episodes ago. Yeah, but it's great in the
sense of like when you're sitting here behind
the mics You feel like you're talking into a
void. I mean right besides you I'm talking to
you in a void I don't exist. So it does feel
good that someone grabs a hold of something we
say, and it meant something to them. No, for
sure. I just don't always remember what that
is. Yeah, exactly. It's a funny, I'm like, did
I say that? I'm an idiot. But it is kind of cool
to be reminded that something we said, people
thought was funny, they appreciated it, and it
meant something to them at the time. So it's
one of those things, it helps keep me going,
I guess you could say. Because like I said, I
was sitting here talking, and you know. It gets
old sometimes but then Not to you just the commitment
of the podcast and Like feeling I'm always feeling
feeling like we're running behind and because
typically are yeah, and I hate that feeling change
it to once a month I don't force TBD. I don't
know. No promises guys. We're twice twice a month
We got it. We just got a button down and you
just got to be better at this. Okay I'm not blaming
you but I'm blaming you. Okay. All right so anyway,
so So yes, we met them and we saw them again
at this shaker shamrocks party and we were chatting
for a little bit So yeah, it's funny that that
came up the food order like that. I do remember
I remember that, yes. Because we purposely didn't
order Chipotle because that fucks both of us
up. And we're like, we're trying to get down.
I'm like, yes, let's eat a bunch of, you know,
fake ass Mexican food. Yeah, beans. You've heard
the song, beans, beans, magical food. The more
you eat, the more you toot. It's true. So, yeah.
Yeah, it didn't work. Eliminating our fiber intake.
We're in a pool. So I'm going to need confirmation
from Dr. Feelgood if he was the one that actually
did get pulled away for a birthday massage. That's
one thing. And then so EDR Memorial Day. I'm
looking forward to that. Hopefully, we'll have
to see. We'll let everybody know. If we decide
to do it, wherever we do it, we're going to put
it out. We're going to make it a big event, try
to get as many people from our community and
all that stuff. And when I say community, if
you go to Cassidy, if you're on Cassidy, And
look up the Sweet Side of Life when you're in
communities. We have a whole thing there. We
put all of our events there. I'm getting ready
to start a Sweet Side of Life Telegram group.
I don't know if there's a need or a want for
it. But I think it would be kind of a cool idea
to just put it out there. And I know a lot of
people use Telegram in their lifestyle. I haven't
used Telegram until this past New Year's Eve,
really, for the plush events. So when we put
together our plush thing we've got quite a bit
of people on that that so I was kind of made
me think maybe we should Start it and then I
don't know just a way to get it, you know get
events out there for For local people and just
also, you know events in general and if you want
to share pictures your buoys and it's all good
so before we go any further one thing we did
forget to talk about and Hitting the streets
with the sweets is after everything was over,
the Uber driver. No, one thing we forgot to talk
about was your phone looking like it died. Yeah.
So we'll start there. So we were at the party
and this is after a lot of stuff has happened.
You'll have to listen further in this podcast
to hear all that stuff that had happened. Yes.
But a lot of stuff went down at the party. So
it was a great party. We had a great time. We're
leaving. We're like the last ones to leave. It's
like three or four a .m. The party. Was supposed
to end at 1 30 and we were yeah, it was like
3 34. Yes, so Your phone has been acting weird
Like lately I dropped it the other day and my
charging port Where you plug it in doesn't work
So I have to use one of those mount charges mount
charges where it sticks to back your phone and
so your phone's just been acting super weird
So this was just in this is so this is like in
our brains already that your phone's acting,
has been acting kind of weird recently. But it
had been fine for the past few weeks. Well, going
to this party, prior to going to the party, we
went to the hotel room and I left my phone there.
I was like, there's no need for my phone. We're
just going straight to the party. I told you
I'm not bringing my phone. I would just sit in
a backpack. So my phone's at the hotel. So we're
at the party. We're leaving the party. We're
the last ones there. That's never a good idea
moving forward. We're the last ones there. We
don't really know the host. We don't know the
host. We just had just met them that night. And
they're trying to clearly go to bed. He's cleaning
up. We're trying to get out of there. You call
the Uber and all of a sudden your phone goes
black. Yeah. And you're like, holy shit, I think
my phone just died. And i'm like what the fuck
you know, like I got the uber called So hopefully
they come like 10 minutes out or something. Yeah,
and the host was so sweet He was like you guys
can stay like do you need to charge like blah
blah blah and like We're like no and you're like
my phone was at 70. I don't know why it died
Like you're just we're both just like what the
hell but i'm like, whatever we'll go We're not
gonna stay in these people's house that we don't
really know They offered for us to stay there
if we wanted it was like we're not gonna stay
in their house Like these people we don't know
like they're being super nice But I know how
it is to when you want people to go, you know,
yeah, so I'm like we don't have to go home, but
yeah Let's just go outside and we'll stand in
outside and hope that the lift or whatever Uber
was called and the person is coming so we go
out and we're standing in their front yard basically
waiting for a the Uber hoping they come and then
all of a sudden your phone starts rebooting itself.
Mm hmm. And we realized that it just did a freaking
update randomly. Yeah. At four in the morning.
Like. And then as soon as that started happening,
I remembered that morning when I woke up, I got
a notification. And you. That said your software
will be updated tonight. Oh, see, I don't have
that auto stuff on. Yeah, I have it auto. So.
Hell no. This is just one of those weird coincidences
where it was like 3 .30 in the morning. I was
partially freaking out. I'm like, we're going
to be stuck in Moreno Valley. Like how, if this
lady doesn't come or this, you know, everybody
knows lady at the time, but if this Uber driver
doesn't come anyway, sure enough, she pulls up
and Kind of she like pulled in weird and then
it was all weird and we're like, well, it has
to be our uber It's like four o 'clock in the
morning. You got a thing for her side a woman
traveling alone in Moreno Valley, which isn't
the best area Yeah, I mean the neighborhood was
the neighborhood was nice, but you're still in
mobile Yeah, but she's 330 a .m. Picking up someone
she doesn't know. Yeah, she kind of has to yeah
be a little weary Yeah, so I get that. Yeah leery
weary. I think it's leery. She was very weary.
She was tired She was she was literally weirdly
Anyhoo, yeah, I'm gonna edit that So we get into
her car and she's like, oh my gosh, I've had
such a night she's like And I was kind of like
us too But yeah, we're in the back And we're
like, oh, you know, whatever talking and she's
like, yeah, I've had like the most interesting
people like, oh, who have you had? Like interesting.
She's like, well, I had this group of sorority
girls who was here earlier and they were talking
about this girl and that girl. She's like, I
think they were mean girls. And she was going
to this whole thing about them. And then she's
like, and then I had this this lesbian couple
that had a pineapple upside down pineapple couple,
if you know what I mean, hit on them. And they
were telling me that story of how they were getting
hit on by these upside down. couple and I'm like
oh interesting that's that's crazy and then you're
like what if we said we were upside -down pineapple
people and you just picked us up from an orgy
and she was like wait what your night just got
better so she's like oh my gosh are you and you're
like yep I was like I'm sitting back there I'm
like well this is your uber rating if this goes
sideways And so she was like asking a bunch of
questions. I'm thinking you can't smell my beard
from there. Um, she's asking us a bunch of questions
and then she's like, oh, yeah, she was saying
she listens to podcasts and she was saying she
listens to like some of the hot wife podcasts.
So you knew some of those because you've heard
them before. So she was saying she was listening.
She listens to some of those. She's like, it's
crazy what these like husbands let their wives
do and all this stuff. And she's just kind of
talking about it. You're like, oh, we do a podcast
about the lifestyle. And she's like, oh, really?
And so then we get to our hotel and you like.
Lean over you get out of the car and you like
lean over her driver's side window and you're
like pull your phone out Download my podcast
She's like well, I listen on Spotify or like
we're on Spotify download look at right there
I wonder if she listened to it like that night
before she picked up another ride. I don't know
it was already downloaded I mean if you're there
if you listen hi and then she was saying that
she She was kind of maybe considering at some
point getting into it. Yeah, she said I'm kind
of over my boyfriend now. He's kind of getting
on my nerves. Maybe I'll go into it. And she
lives in our area. That's right. Yeah, she was
for whatever reason she was in Marino Valley,
but she actually lives more where we live. And
so we're like, oh, that'd be interesting if we
like ran into her again. Actually, I should go
back and favorite her as a driver. Oh, then she'll
pick. Then she'll more likely get the ping. Yeah.
But and then she'll be like, OK, creeps. All
right, weirdo. But um, yeah, I think she do fine.
She was she was says she was like mid 40s. Yeah
She's like I'm mid 40s. Well, I'm aged out. I'm
gonna be fine. You're exactly Average age of
a lot of like it's right in there. I mean it's
from A to Z, right? It's it's it's not what the
AI would like you to think. Yeah, it's not Like
it's all shapes sizes ages nationalities like
backgrounds Lyft drivers literally like somebody
said if you walk into like a mall, it's like
anybody you see at the mall or mm -hmm, you know
a Shopping center grocery store or whatever.
It's all those people but yeah Anyway, so that
was the end of our night. Yes. So that was after
the hit in the streets party after the party
after the one we ran a at the end of this hit
in the streets part of the podcast, we were already
in the driveway for like eight minutes and like
ready to go inside. So we kind of rushed it at
the end, but yeah, we totally forgot about that.
So let's go back to that party now. So we did
the party all day and it was - The cool party,
the shaking your shamrocks party? Yeah, the shaking
shamrocks. I'm sorry listeners. We are jumping
all over the place. But like like you said, it
doesn't really you don't really need the dates
Yeah, it doesn't need the chronological order
of our sex life Or a stopwatch but uh, i'm just
thinking never mind my brain just went So, what
was I saying? Oh, so we were there it was around
like 12 -ish 12 15 -ish. Yeah, and People a lot
of people kind of started pairing off a bunch
of people went upstairs And we were downstairs
hanging out with Sweet and Sour Couple. Yeah,
around the fire and some other people. And it
just kind of got to the point where the vibe
was just calming down and people were starting
to pair off. So we had decided, all right, well,
you know, let's head back to the house because
Sweet and Sour were staying with us that night
at our house they spent the night. Yeah. So come
to find out, like, right after we left, the female
of RNV, which is V, came downstairs looking for
us. So she is notorious for going and taking
a nap mid -party if parties are at her house,
right? But I get it. It's stressful setting up
your house, like cleaning it, making sure everything's
good. Working all day long. Working all day long.
Then you're partying and you're drinking. It's
not like us. We just walk in and party. So she
was... Whenever parties are our house a lot of
times. She'll just go take a nap and then come
back out and she's like ready to go again That's
what happened at like um christmas if anyone
listened to that one That's why we ended up having
like a little mini mini orgy in their front room
um till 6am because she went and took a nap and
then woke up and then we She was ready to go.
Um, so she was like she said she had set her
alarm for 1 30 for to come back and like then
party with us and like basically all for all
of us to play together and But we had left at
12 30 because I didn't know where she was. They're
all upstairs. I assumed she was in her room with
people because the door was shut in their room.
And then R. We didn't make the cut for the first
group. R was in the the pool. So I was like,
I don't know what's going on. But and then he
was really drunk. So I was like, OK, I mean,
so basically we're like the party is kind of
dying down. It's not really like we are there
since two 30. Yeah, so by 12 30. We're there
a solid 10 hours. Yeah So yeah, so anyway, so
and we were partying new Sweet and sour we're
gonna come back to our house anyway, and they
had to get up semi -early the next day so we
didn't yeah, we didn't want to be there till
4 a .m. And and all that's I think we kind of
figured we would play once we got here. Yeah.
Yeah, I Never assumed but I assumed Yeah, I never
assumed and I always say no pressure. You're
always welcome to stay at our house. No pressure.
But I just assumed that we would and we did.
No, we didn't. So we got back to the house and
we made some weak ass painkillers. You made some
weak ass painkillers. I ran out of OJ. Actually,
we ordered Del Taco on our way home. Oh, yeah,
that's right. We ordered Del Taco and that's
pretty good. I hit the spot. Drink half drink
some weak ass. Painkillers and then I think it
was you that suggested do you want to go in the
jacuzzi? I go no Yeah, I was too late for that.
Yeah. I'm like now we just need to go upstairs
Jacuzzi's are fun, but by that by that point
it would have been like 130 Yeah, and it's like
no reason to introduce another level to this
whole thing. Yeah, and we're all like Feeling
good. We weren't sober. We weren't drunk if we
got into the jacuzzi We probably would have had
a couple more drinks and the hot water like it
could have just gone south yeah so and i'm like
i'm trying to get my dicks up so pressure like
jacuzzi i'm like no so we just went upstairs
at that point yeah so we went upstairs um oops
hit the mic stand yeah and i don't even know
how things got started to be honest well i'm
pretty sure down yeah downstairs i think i got
naked that's kind of my thing I enjoy getting
naked so when the opportunity presents itself,
I'm typically a lot of times I'm the first one
that yeah Yeah, it kind of takes the edge off.
I mean in your own house, too Yes in my own house
like a party sometimes but in my heart in my
own house. I'm like you're in my house like Feast
your eyes on this So yeah, we were just I don't
remember exactly how it started but yeah, we
just went upstairs and before you knew it and
you know we were lathered up in coconut oil and
lots of coconut oil and we went through a whole
vat my hair was like it looked like i had it
was wet it was so oily with coconut oil but we
um i'm literally trying to i i have a couple
like like what are they called uh uh snapshots
in my in my mind yeah of some of my favorite
times of it yeah Don't you start I'll probably
just do like I don't piggyback. I don't remember
exactly. I do remember early in the night. I
went I went down on her and then one of my snapshots
was Mrs. Sweet and sour is normally a little
reserved. Mm -hmm, but One of the first things
we did was him and I just laid on our backs you
were between my legs and she was between his
and you guys were like the idea was you would
jerk us off she just straight reached over and
grabbed both of us and started skiing and I was
like alright the party's on and she has it did
you see that move she was doing with her hand
she was like it's like this but no one can see
you yeah it was like a it was like a twist in
motion I was like ooh she's like you like that
I'm like yeah it's different it was like I don't
know how explainers very ambidextrous but she
uh I was really proud of her like she just like
jumped right in and was having a good time I'm
like this is awesome yeah and then and then at
one point we switched yeah I'm like yeah might
as well just come over here and you guys switched
and yeah so we switched and so we I was between
his legs and you were between her legs or he
she was between your legs and then one of the
other one of my other favorite parts is At one
point you I think it was right after that like
you were between my legs and then he got up to
go to the bathroom or Maybe to go get something
out of a bag. I don't remember exactly. Oh, he
went to get her vibrator vibrator Okay, that's
what he left a room and he was like, well, one
of my biggest fantasies is yeah Is that you know
when I leave and I come back like you guys are
like ravaging my wife And I was like, okay, and
he like walked her walked out of room. I'm like
so loose and I like jumped up I got between her
legs and I was just fingering her and I think
you were playing with their boobs or something
like that you were part of it and and I was just
like Blasting her and like he walks in he's like,
oh this is it Like I got you So that was fun
some good noises. Yeah. Yeah, she was having
a great time as was I and I don't I'm not sure
if she came I think she she was really close,
but I don't I don't think she Fully released
like she did later. Yeah So then later, well,
so then they were I don't know at what point,
but they were fucking each other. And I was kind
of barking at you. You put your dick in her face
and we're like, oh, yeah. So so she was on her
back. He was fucking her. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah,
she was on her back and he was fucking her missionary.
And then I told you to. play with him from behind
so you went you took your left hand and you put
it between his legs yeah and you were playing
with his balls and stuff i was playing with his
balls and and when he whenever he would out stroke
from her i was rubbing his dick until he in stroked
back into her and then i was grabbing her ass
too and then you told her to suck your dick yeah
i was sitting there i was on my knees and i was
playing with their boobs and stuff and then Her
face was like really close, but I didn't want
to like but she like looked over at it like two
or three times And I'm like, okay. I'm like you
want to suck my dick So yeah, that was that was
one of my favorite snapshots. Yeah getting hard
just thinking about it. I'm not even joking.
Do you plane? We later found out that he kind
of he was a secret comer. Yeah Like he came during
that that time. Yeah, I didn't go down right
after That would have been awkward. What? I said,
I'm glad I didn't go down on her like directly
after that. Oh, yeah. I don't think you did after
that at all. So, yeah, we did that. That was
really hot. And then I think shortly after that
is when we went into the shower. Yeah. And we
were playing in a shower a little bit. And we
sat on the oral bench and gave you guys oral.
Oh, and then I... So Mr. Sweet and sour was like
well now I'm ready to fuck again and so but so
she was kind of stroking him in the shower and
then I told her wait there and I got on my knees
in the shower and then she was like thinking
I was gonna blow him but I was like no you keep
stroking him and I just got kind of under him
between his legs because he's tall and like was
like licking and sucking on his Balls and like
licking his like the sides of his like legs.
I'm sure you hated that. Yeah She was stroking
his dick But then I was like this was this was
a great idea and I'm having a lot of fun, but
I really need a knee pad Yeah, it's tile It doesn't
love my knees. I feel like so that only lasted
briefly because I was like, all right now my
knees hurt, you know, everything Looks better
in porn. Yeah, when you bring reality into it,
whether it's a carpet rug burn. Yeah. We need
pads in the shower. You just don't get paid enough.
All I could think about for a second just now
is like at the gym, we have these like little
knee pads that we use. Like if I'm doing like,
I don't know if you're some of the exercise we
do on your knees, because it helps with your
core, too. So. I was like, I really need one
of those little knee pads from Orange Theory
to put on the floor. I use some knee pads for
work. No, it's not. It doesn't attach to your
knees, though. It's just like a it's like a mini
little it's like a mini little babe. I'm going
to go on Amazon right now. It's like a mini little
yoga. Let's see. Oral knee pads. It's literally.
Knee pillow for oral. Holy shit. It does exist.
Is it waterproof? Actually, no. Yeah, the waterproof
one for the shower. No, the freaking term auto
filled. Oh, because you're a perv in our Amazon.
I didn't ever do that. There was nothing that
actually came up. Anyways, we digress like a
motherfucker. I'm going on Amazon ordering shit.
So in the shower, though, is when I did actually
come. Oh, yeah, so then I was blowing you and
blew me for a while and then you were jerking
me off Yeah, and then you came in the shower
before that. We did parallel play like both were
did doggie Mm -hmm. Oh and you were actually
we started off you ride me because that's one
of their favorite position Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're
putting on a little bit of a show there. I was
practicing my writing skills because yeah, she
Anytime we've played with them she rides him.
So yeah It's like it seems to be one of their
favorite positions. So, yeah, I was like, oh,
we'll start in this. So I think that's where
we started. That's where we started. Yes. I was
like, OK, let's start in your favorite position.
So I was writing you and she was writing him
and then. And then, oh, and then later we got
you to come in the bed. I didn't come with the
vibrator. I didn't come in the bed. You didn't.
Yes, you did. No, I didn't. You faked it. I didn't
fake anything. I was having a good time, but
I didn't come. I could have swore you did all
the things. No, I think I'm going to have to
look at the cameras. There's no camera. You did,
babe. You did not. You mean when everybody was
on? Yes. No, no, because I even said that was
too much pressure. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of
later. Yeah, I did. I did later. OK, OK. But
not at that point. So at one point, every I was
on my back and All of you guys were rubbing me
with oil, and I had my vibrator. And Mr. Sweet
and Sour was kind of playing, like, fingering
me a little bit. But I was super hot. But I was
like, everybody on me, like me being the sole
focus, it's too much pressure for me. Wah. And
I said that. And I was like, I can't. And everybody's
like, no, relax. It's fine. I'm like, you guys
can say that all you want. It's just like, I
can't get out of my own head. That's something
I'm working on. That's fine. So, but it was a
lot of fun. As long as you understand it and
you are working on it. It was a lot of fun. And
then, because first she was the focus of attention
and I think she came. She came hard when everybody
was. Yeah. Yeah. She had her vibrator too. And
she had everything. She had hands, fingers, vibrators.
I think she was being fucked. Yeah. So yeah,
I was a lot of like switching their soft play
only so there was no penetration between couples
But plenty of penetration fucked her mouth Plenty
of penetration With yes, there was a lot of penetration
to be had that evening Yes, sometimes I've said
this before sometimes like soft play can be no
I don't say more fun like there's I mean it definitely
at some point I was like, yes, I want to fuck
but You have to get a little more creative Yeah,
I think for me Soft play takes the pressure off
the guy. Yeah, cuz Typically if you're gonna
have an issue It's it's hardly ever with your
own partner, right? But it's when you you know,
go to a fuck another person is when an issue
might arise Yeah, so if you take that off the
off the board right away, and you know, you're
not going to like I've never had an issue Doing
like a version of soft play outside the one time
one time out secrets Anyways, it's neither here
nor there But it just it takes that level of
pressure off for the guy and you just you let
you know Like you're you're with your partner
and there's touches and stuff like that So it's
a little easier to navigate if you're if you're
one to you know have issues there So yeah, but
it I think it also like I said lends itself to
being a little more creative like touching places
and You know sometimes out here on full like
other podcasts like normally full swap couples
They say some of their hottest experiences are
the soft place. Yeah, because of exactly what
you're saying Yeah, you do have to kind of think
outside the box like if because I could see what
could have happened very easily if they were
full swap and if it would have been a little
bit of foreplay and then we would have fucked
and then We probably would have finished and
then maybe showered and then maybe a little more
foreplay in the shower, but then probably that
would have been It I'm guessing I don't know
But when it's yeah soft, it's just hands roaming
everywhere You take more time. You're not rushing
to the next step because you're in the next step
Yeah, the next step is where you're at. Yeah,
and the next step is the The now yeah, and you're
more aware of that. You're more enjoying the
now you're not alright. What's next? What's next?
What's next? This is it and I guess we have some
friends that can Fuck and do all this stuff for
like four hours and for me. I'm like, I don't
know if that's I Don't know. I guess if I'm having
a really good time I could but I just don't see
that in my brain. I Think like you and I together
We'll have fun sessions, but we're not like Over
an hour, an hour and a half, it's kind of our
usual if we're coming home from a night out,
we're really horny, we'll have all the fun. About
an hour and a half is typically, we're both spent.
I feel like when we're with other people, two
hours, two and a half hours, because everybody's
touching everybody. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff
going on. Yeah, and all of a sudden the fucking
sun's coming up, you're like, oh shit. So yeah,
I think, and then after, I think after they went
to bed then you and I finished right and then
well I you had already finished in the shower
yeah yeah sure so that was a very fun night it
was super fun looking forward to the next one
the day after that we did another Sunday fun
day we did you dragged me out of bed I was dead
yeah I don't know I take my weekend seriously
like I could sit home Being hung over watching
TV or which sounded great to me Or I could go
get some hair the dog Feel like shit for an hour
bounce back and have a great time with a bunch
of friends Yeah, no, it's always fun. And I told
you that yeah. Yeah, I just like you don't fight
me on it No, like getting out of bed Can be a
little rough. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's
what happened. That's what okay So the morning
of Sunday morning I woke up and I had to I had
to go get our truck and your equipment and my
equipment from the music night before so I went
over there and Mrs. V from the R &B couple she's
there picking up her house and she's wearing
these little underwears so like I walk in and
immediately like horny boom I'm like she's got
a really nice butt. I have a thing for her butt
she always wears these skimpy little pants and
I walked in and she's wearing these little underwears
and Like obviously coming off of a night that
we just did I was still very much sexually charged.
Mm -hmm So I walked in I'm like, ah shit so then
I packed up and I came home and I gave you like
another half hour to sleep because I knew you
needed it and then I Came into the bed and I
rolled up next to you and you like immediately
turned over and started stroking me You're like
clearly you are as horny as I was. I was horny
too. So We proceeded to do our thing and fornicate
fornicate I Don't know where it came from but
it was a fucking monster But I was really concerned
that normally if I have an orgasm It kind of
shuts me down for a couple hours and if the sexual
energy gets killed that maybe the Sunday Funday
wouldn't have happened but I was still just as
horny after we finished. I'm like, all right,
and the sexual energy was still there. So I'm
like, all right, let's go. So Sunday, Friday,
we went out, did our thing, did some karaoke,
had some new friends come out and meet us. It
was another killer weekend. It was, it was fun.
And guess what, guys? We're doing it all over
again this weekend. So this weekend, which is
what, the 24th? No, 21st. No, the 21st. March
21st, we are going back to the lust party. The
private house party in Menifee. And you're gonna
wear your kilt again? Yeah, it is a, of course
it's another St. Patty's Day. St. Patty's Day.
I'm like, what's it called? Patty's Day. And
I will be wearing my kilt. You wore your kilt
to the... Shaker shamrocks the second part of
shaker shamrocks after you got out of the pool
Yeah, and you're sitting in I'm in the pool still
and you're sitting on in a chair like a man's
man's friend I can just see your balls in the
bottom of your dick What's funny is I didn't
tell anybody this except for you is Earlier in
the week. I had lifted some furniture that was
pretty heavy and I kind of kind of pulled my
balls and my right nut was kind of sore going
into the day. And I was really nervous wearing
a kilt. You know, typically if I wear a kilt,
people go up there and they grab it because they're
like, you know, they want to check if I'm, if
I'm going regimental, you know, they want to
make sure. And normally I'm all for it. I don't
have like sensitive balls, but this day I was
a little sore. I didn't have to tell anybody.
Like there's a couple of grabs, but they were
very nice. But I was hoping I wasn't going to
get like pinched and like, oh, my balls are good
now. So I'm going into the Shamrock or the Patty's
Day party with healthy balls. So that's all good.
And then after that, the day after that, so Sunday
the 22nd. We are doing another Sunday Funday
and we are actually saying goodbye to one of
our friends. One of our old friends, we've known
her for a few years. She's moving to Texas with
a new job opportunity. So we're doing a last
minute going away party for her on Sunday at
the karaoke bar. So yeah, got another long weekend.
Then we are going to do an angels entertainment
party in Michigan. So Wednesday we're going to
Michigan. And we're Angel Entertainment. We are
going to be doing their strip club takeover on
the 28th. That one is really interesting. I was
actually talking to somebody when we went out
actually on St. Patrick's Day. I was talking
to one of our friends about it and I was like,
I'm really interested to see how this all works
out because the strippers are still there, you
said. Down below I guess and then or maybe you
didn't say our friends said it maybe But and
then they kind of take over the top part of it.
Yeah from what I understand It's like the loophole
to be nude in public. It's just do it at a strip
club. I guess but the Yeah, I'm not sure I don't
know I'm really interested to see how this is
gonna work out. Okay, I don't want us I don't
want to say too much because I Don't know. I
don't know what What level of legality they're
riding on so i'm not gonna say anything that
i've heard I just don't know. I don't want to
get anybody in trouble. I'm sorry. Yeah, so Yeah,
it sounds like they they take over the top floor
You uh as us customers are allowed to be topless
in the entire event And they serve alcohol i'm
assuming That would be no our friends wouldn't
take us somewhere that doesn't write So yeah
looking forward to that that should be fun and
then something new and different and then the
Friday That were out there. They're taking us
to some of their favorite bars bars bars So hopefully
they don't let us down there So yeah, we got
a very eventful March and then we haven't really
started planning April except for April 3rd Friday
April 3rd is my next meet and greet live band
show at The Vibe in Temecula, California. So
if you guys are local, make sure you check it
out. We're gonna be celebrating my bass player's
50th birthday. It's gonna be a good time. You
do have to keep your top on at this particular
party. Sad. Sad. Boring. So yeah, so, oh my god,
we're at an hour already. This is gonna be an
hour and a half podcast. Yes, so right now. We're
gonna send it over to Mr. and Mrs. Sweets that
are currently sitting in their car from the past.
In the past. In the past, sitting in their car.
They're just driving right now. Back to the future.
They're getting ready to have a conversation
about the party they just attended in Moreno
Valley. Take it away. Mr. and Mrs. Sweets. It
is not pee guys What it is not? We are the one
and only sweet side of life all the way from
Southern, California and Welcome to hitting the
streets with the sweets. Yeah So we are currently
on our way to a shake your shamrocks super sexy
pool party and We didn't have time to do a cast
last night. So we're taking the time. We have
now a little windshield time To record it. So
here we are here we are So yes, if you've seen
us on Cassidy, we are Co -coast co -sponsors,
whatever you want to call it to R &B's shake
your shamrocks party Then we're at the slash
birthday party slash birthday party for another
couple there I don't know if they want to be
named on the podcast. So we will keep it Shh
for now You know, I'm thinking maybe we can interview
them later maybe my idea is maybe we could pull
our phones out and just maybe interview a few
people before it gets too crazy because This
party is starting at 2 p .m. And it's like a
pool party for like the first three four hours
and it's going into a Just a, you know, nighttime
Paddy's day party and the capacity is pretty
high for this particular event. So it might get
a little crazy. So no promises and I always...
The capacity is the same, it's a house. Yes.
The guest list is high. Yes, exactly. Do not
call the fire marshals on us. So anyways, we
only have a couple of minutes, but we wanted
to recap what we did last weekend. Take it away.
I'm recapping last weekend. I told you, I'm concentrating
on driving and keeping us alive. I will chime
in, but people want to hear your voice. Last
weekend we did a lot of things, but we did a
the Marino Valley, what's the name of their?
Freestyle parties. Freestyle parties meet and
greet in Marino Valley. This is I think their
third or fourth event. It was the first one we've
been to. Yes. so It was a lot of fun. They basically
take over the Back end of a bar. I like the banquet
room or something. Yeah, it's closed off So tits
can be out Yeah, there's a lot of people in there
I think dicks can be out, but I didn't try I'm
not really sure nobody's nobody's asking for
that I was I was trying I was going around trying
to get all the women's tops off and I succeeded
in quite a few They would take them off, but
then like a few minutes later, they would try
to sneak them back under. I'm like, no. Well,
part of the thing is when you go to the bathroom,
you're out there with the rest of the people.
So you have to put it back. You have to put your
top back on for that. So that might have been
where that was. And they just didn't really take
it off. Today's party is fully clothed and optional.
Yes. So once my tits come out, they stay out.
Once your tits out, they stay out. Exactly. I
love it. And then there was an after party that
was not directly associated, but kind of piggybacked,
I guess, off of the Freestyle Parties. What was
the name of that group? From what I understand,
they contacted the Freestyle Parties host and
said, hey, it sounds like they did it the right
way. And they asked, like, do you mind if we
kind of work in, you know, whatever? They said,
yeah, sure. Because they're only like 15 minutes
down the road. And from what I understand, a
lot of people at Freestyle seems to be like,
the event starts at eight. But then it ends at
midnight But it seems like a lot of the people
kind of start to peel off and do their own kind
of separate ways at that point So it only made
sense to have a good solid after party. Yeah,
it was I mean, it was a fun meet and greet, but
I think eight to twelve is maybe a little long.
I don't know. I think if you're new, it's probably
it's probably fine because you kind of don't
want to do anything. You're not looking for that
next adventure. Yeah. But if you're which I get
because when we first started and we did meet
and greets, it was like I was there all night
and we were good. But I did know people were
like, oh, no, we're going to the hotel. We're
going to go do this. We're going to go do that.
And for us, we were kind of like, oh, no, we're
good. You know, so I think. It just depends on
where you're at in your journey. And kind of
like when we used to go to our meet and greets,
R &V, the party we're going to today, they would
always invite us to their after parties and we
were always like, no way, that's too crazy. And
now here we are co -hosting a party with this
very same R &V. Yeah. So I think it's a good
balance, I guess, because like for me, I like
being there till 12 was probably too much for
the meet and greet. That was a stupid move right
there. But you're talking about the car. Yeah,
the car. You are being recorded. The car just
pulled some bullshit move. Bullshit move that
bypassed a red light. That doesn't count, sir.
Yeah. That's a ticketable offense. Anyway, so
8 to 12, about 10 o 'clock, which if you get
there at 8, it's probably a good time to then
go and do something else. Meeted and greeted
who you wanted to meet and meet and greet. Yes.
I've greeted my meet to So who was the people
what was the name of their group it is swingers
next door, okay, so I think they're a newer group
I'm not a hundred percent sure they're new to
us Yeah, I just recently heard about them because
they're up north and we don't make it up and
to the Merino Valley area that much right Once
I saw what was going on. I looked into it. I
think they're new ish, but I could be wrong.
If you're listening, what's up? So we went to
their after party. Well, first we went back to
our hotel to get changed and get our stuff and
then go. We ended up at the after party about
midnight. Yeah. And we get there and we Ubered
there from our hotel, which was about a 15 minute
Uber. And we're like knocking on the door. We're
beyond knocking. We can hear the fun being had.
We can hear what's happening inside. And it's
locked. And the door is locked though. And they
had one of those automatic locks and they didn't
take the batteries out of it. So they had a pineapple,
like neon pineapple. I'm like, I know we're at
the right house. I can hear it inside. I see
the pink lights. I see the pineapple. I know
we're at the right house. Because at first you're
like, wait, are we at the right house? I'm like,
we're at the right house. I don't want to bang
too hard on the front door. So we were like banging
like SWAT style. Yeah, I was getting ready to
hop the fence and enter through the back door.
Anyway, somebody randomly was leaving and so
we entered then, but note to the party people,
keep an eye on your door or your ring doorbell,
have it alert your phone or something. Yeah.
If you're having a party. Yeah, because you were
like, I think we should just go on like hell
no. Yeah. Like A, we left something to go do
this. and then now our options are you know nil
yeah and we just spent we were to get there and
we're gonna have spent who were to go back yeah
it's too late to do anything else i'm like no
no no yeah we're getting in this motherfucker
one way or the other so um debro this front door
so we did get in um super nice house like in
marina valley it was nice and big open space
they had their kitchen area It was like a combined
kitchen, living room area and it was tiled so
they had that kind of as like a dance floor.
And then they had a playroom downstairs and then
a bathroom and then upstairs they had two playrooms
and there was kind of a loft area upstairs. And
so we get there. We're kind of feeling out the
room. There's a lot of people who were at the
meet and greet and then some people who weren't.
We didn't really know a lot of people in this
group. Yeah. Like, again, because it's up north
and we're not, we don't go to a lot of stuff.
And actually most people that we knew were still
at the meet and greet. Yes. Or had left and gone.
Or had left and gone somewhere. So when we got
there, there's a handful of people we knew. Yeah,
there's people we had seen at places, maybe talked
to like once or twice, but really not like close
friends. No real close friends. So we were kind
of posted up. by the stairwell just kind of looking
around trying to find our groove find our mojo
you know yeah so we did that for a little bit
and then you're like well let's go check out
like what's going on in the playrooms so we kind
of walked around the house and looked and there
was really wasn't anything well we went to the
downstairs playroom there was one girl getting
railed by four guys the downstairs one yeah no
that was the upstairs one i thought that was
the downstairs no it was upstairs and it was
the one to the uh if you walk up the stairs oh
okay i'm confused Yeah. Yeah, the door downstairs
was shut. So we didn't go in it. But then later
someone was like, oh no, I think it's just shut.
I think somebody just left it and shut it. Because
when we got there, it was open. So then they
opened it. Yeah, sure enough, nobody was in there.
So then we kind of went back around again. And
then you were like, let's just go play in a playroom,
like just you and I. So we went. What's that
one more movie where if you build it. They will
come. I had that mentality. I'm like, you know
what? Let's just start our own ball game. And
if, you know, someone wants to join in, then
someone joins in. Yeah. So we ended up going
into the downstairs playroom. No one was in there.
And we started. We did not shut the door. We
did not shut the door. We started. Playing with
each other like I was blowing you and I think
that's I think that's what was happening. yeah
there was a lot of that um and there was this
couple that walked in was watching and then in
true you fashion you were like did you guys want
to join and they were like well yeah but we didn't
want to ask or be rude or just get on the bed
or whatever so then this couple got on there
they got all whatever and we started Don't I
don't remember how anything started but there
was a lot of like him going down on me you going
down on her Me blowing him. He had a piercing
at the top. I think it's called a ladder when
I was telling my friends about this But it like
normally I guess or not normally but sometimes
there's like multiple because it was at the top
of his dick It wasn't like a Prince Albert. How
big was it the piercing? Yeah I don't know like
you told me like that big The balls? No, the
piercing itself. It was a bar. Oh, okay. And
since nobody can see me, can you tell me how
big that is? You're holding up about an inch
and a half. Okay, it was about an inch and a
half, but it was a bar across the top. Okay.
The ball, the ball's on the end of it? I don't,
I didn't personally see it. Yeah. So... Makes
sense. Yeah. When I asked you, I thought you
were to describe how big the balls were on the
end. I'm like, that's a... No! What the fuck?
No, that's how long the got it got an inch and
a half with how long the Piercing was that bar?
That went across the top got it was just one.
Okay. Anyway, so that was my first for that Not
your first piercing with the first that's that
type of piercing. Yeah, and So then Like I said,
there was a lot of like for play type stuff and
then I asked him was like does it hurt cuz I
wasn't sure like I've also never blown a guy
with that kind of person I've never seen that
kind of piercing on somebody so I was like I
don't know like I get like my mouth around like
I don't know I'm like So then He was like do
you want to fuck and I'm like sure and then so
then we started fucking doggy and then you were
gonna fuck her but the condom wasn't rolling
on right? I had gotten off the bed and I went
to my my stash and I started rolling on the condoms
and any guy out there you're probably nodding
your head in agreement the second a condom gives
you like a malfunction your head just gets fucked
up right away because For most people, not everybody,
some guys are super dicks, but most guys are
kind of like... That sounded rude. Have super
dicks. Have super dicks, but a lot of guys are
like, you know, once you transition into that
sex part, the condom can be a rough, a rough
thing. And for me, it's very much the same thing.
And a lot most of the time the condom rolls on,
but this one was just fighting me for whatever
reason. Yeah, I was trying to help him with his
too, because it was like whatever, this batch
or whatever was just being sticky. It was just
weird. So... Lot of times if a guy if you have
that type of issue You go into your head immediately
and you can kind of shut down. I've learned over
multiple Times that this has happened something
to this effect Just move to something else and
your head will get back into it. So I'm like
fuck it I still got a mouth and I still got a
I still got my hand and so I just came back to
the bed Just join you guys. Yeah, and that's
what I started so you or she wasn't she was like
in a doggy position and then So you just sit
on the edge of the bed and we're like fingering
her and then since I at that point I was I turned
over to my back so then I was like rubbing her
clit and And then Waterfall Worded everywhere.
Yeah, it's like not the first time I felt square,
but since she was in the doggy position It was
like it was like a gush like it was like a water
faucet was turned Squirt squirt is the theme
for this bucket So I've had a few squirters,
but it's it's this one was pretty pretty pretty
well Drenching but um So yeah, but this one was
it was interesting. That was fun. Yeah, so Pardon
my skip. I'm trying to get on to off the freeway.
So I'm paying attention to traffic So anyway,
yeah, so she squirted everywhere. So then was
like we were kind of Wrapping things up at that
point and I got dressed and you kind of were
starting to but then I think you started going
down on her again on the edge of the bed and
I guess at some point because this party allowed
single males in there was a guy who walked in
during the four of watching the four of us and
then when I got off the bed and I put my started
getting dressed again he came over and I mean
the dress I was wearing my tits were fully out
of He came over and he was like, hey, can I touch
your breast? Did you have to put your underwear
back on at that point? Yeah, I had my thongong
and I had my dress on, but my tits were out in
my dress. So I was standing there and like I
said, you were going down on her on the edge
of the bed. So then he was like, can I touch
your tits? Can I kiss them? And I was like, yeah,
as long as you're gentle. And so then he started
doing that. And then he was like... He's like
can we fuck and I was like you're gonna have
to just double check with him But you were busy.
So then he just got on his knees on the Got on
his knees and then like pulled my panties this
I and just started going I guess up on me At
that point and you were saying how that was really
hot. It was really hot I don't know what it's
something about like pull your panties to the
side. It's just hot Yeah, a lot of guys like
to you know, pull it aside to fuck and yeah Me
personally, I feel it kind of rubs my dick the
wrong way, but it is there's a definite fantasy
aspect to it. Yeah, so Then you stopped so then
he noticed that so that he went and asked you
and um You're like, yeah, do you have a condom?
He's like, oh, I'm fresh out. You're like don't
worry. I got one Especially if we're using, because
we like to use coconut oil for lube. We're trying
a few different ones right now. But if you use
coconut oil for lube, you have to use a very
specific style of condom. You have to use like
a nitrile condom because the oils can break it
down. So if we're going to be doing that, I also
wanted to make sure he's using the right type
of condom with you. Yeah. So anyway, so then
him and I, Well we started, we were going to
start in doggy, but then again putting the condom
on was being a pain, these condoms were being
a pain all day. So he kind of like started getting
a little soft and I'm like there's no way you
can do me doggy like if you're even slightly.
So although he had a good sized dick, but so
then I... Was kind of helping him and like rubbing
to try and get like things going again. So then
you're being a cooperative partner Yeah, so then
we got I we started on my back so that I was
like kind of trying to blow you upside down hanging
off the bed and being fucked And then once we
did that for a little bit then he was like fully
hearts then we flipped over so then he was fucking
me on my in doggy and then It was hard much harder
to blow you when I'm getting fucked doggy because
there's a lot of motion to the ocean And I don't
want to rub anything like teeth on you So it's
kind of just rubbing and playing with your dick
while I was that was happening. I was good Now
let this be known. This was our first true single
male MFM. Yeah single male We've done some MFM
style stuff with you know while the the girls
in the shower or the girls like Parts it like
yeah, but lightly participating but like this
was the first full Yeah, single guy. So then
we So then he got on his like he did this you
did you he did this like school he likes Doggy
style, but he squatted down and it's like porn
shit. So I'm looking at it I'm like, you know,
this dude's a skinnier guy. He's in good shape.
I'm like good for him But he was like he's like
bent down and he's just going to town and I'm
thinking I'm like this is typically like a show
position Yeah, like it looks good on video. I
looked it up. It's called the bullfrog No, excuse
me bulldog, which makes sense. It's a variation
of doggy and Good for him and I was I was thinking
in my head. I'm like this can't be comfortable
But then he's going to town. And then he's like,
I'm going to come. So he's like, I'm going to
come. I'm like, oh shit. And he pulls out. And
then he starts to come. I'm like, come on your
back. Come on your back. So he rips the condom
off. By that time, I think he mostly came in
the car. There was a couple of drips on your
back and butt. So yeah, that was a fun first
time. We've kept in contact with the dude. He
sends us dick pics every day. And I hearted one
and I got like four more. I'm like, OK. Clearly,
I can't hurt the dick takes and and you don't
want to have a group chat with them because it'll
just it'll get out of control So the yesterday
he actually just texted me So when you say we
keep in contact with him, you mean you keep in
contact with him because he only has your number
So he reached out yesterday and he just did text.
He's like, hey, what are you guys up to? And
I responded back. So maybe he gets the clue that
we're not just like a Send dick pics all day
type couple like, you know a couple here and
there are fine. We've seen it. It's you know,
it's all good Yeah, so like will we do it again?
Sure, but You've sold the product Right now it's
about maintaining a connection, right? And he
asked us what we're doing for our weekend We
said we're going to a party and I said, yeah,
you can't come there's single males blah blah
blah You know, we had a conversation and it kind
of left that that so maybe now he knows like
Since I didn't react to the other 20 dick pics.
Yeah, and I reacted and responded to an actual
conversation Yeah, that's how you approach us,
right? So anyway, we wrapped that up and I got
dressed again And then we were like, okay, let's
go Let's go see what else is going on by this
time because since we had gotten there at midnight
We played with that other couple that we played
with the guy. It was probably I Don't know You
want to say 2 a .m.? Yeah. So the party was pretty
much like no one was really downstairs anymore.
There was no one really out and about. So we're
like, well, let's just go see what's going on
upstairs. So we go upstairs. The single dude
that we had just played with is sitting in a
chair in the loft upstairs. And then the. And
then there's a couple that we know that is he's
going down on her. another chair in their loft
in the loft area and then the two other playroom
doors are shut and We're kind of watching them
and then the single guys like you guys can go
in one of these rooms It's just I can't go in
unless I'm invited So we kind of peeked into
one room and it looks like some people were getting
dressed and wrapping up in there So we shut the
door we didn't really peek in the other room
and then we're kind of still watching the couple
that was You know oral do whatever oral sex on
the cat on the little couches They were having
the oral say we're having the oral sex all of
it. So They kind of stopped me look to see that
we're there and then you I think you kind of
were like, hey Can I like can I yeah, so so this
is a couple we have a little bit of history with
them Yeah, they they were the one of the couples
with us in the jacuzzi a couple months back and
they're kind of new Yeah, so we we had like minor
experiences with them that night nothing major
and then but I've always had a thing for her
Yeah, and and I think her me, you know, I can
only assume So now she's a good faker. Yeah So
then, yeah, he was kind of down there and I kind
of was like, you know, raise my hand. Can I tap
insert? Yeah. So they again, they're new. So
they kind of like like sidebar and we're kind
of talking to each other. But the conversation
was kind of like lasting a little longer than
I was thinking it would. You know, like it's
either for me, I was like, it's a yes or no.
But I guess if you're very new and I can remember
that situation, you know, there may be a little
more conversation about it. So. Like triple checking,
you know, so I was so we started like walking
away. We're like, okay, you know, no big like
we don't want to cause any So we started walking
away and then they were like, no, no, no, no
He's like just give us one second and we're like,
okay, and then he's like, yeah, we're good. And
we're like, okay and then So then you had her,
you were gonna go down, or you went down on her.
But didn't he say like, but soft only or something
like that? Oh, I don't know. Okay. But I assumed.
Yeah. So I banged her in the butt. So then you
switched his position, which was on the floor
while she was in the chair. And then there was
another chair sitting there and I was gonna sit
in that, but I'm so tall and the chairs were
so low. I just felt like it was like not a good
position. Like I'm like, I'm gonna literally
be like. crunched up on my back like trying to
like be in a weird position in this chair and
then my thigh is getting like my leg is gonna
be in this woman's face next to me like I'm just
like it's just not like all right so in my head
I'm like okay so this girl's in the chair I'm
gonna get down on my knees and I'm gonna bend
forward my asshole is gonna open up everybody
downstairs is now gonna see my asshole that I
could have thought that But did I? No. You could
have thought the single guy sitting behind you
still watching everything could see up your asshole.
He was enjoying my butthole. So no, I didn't
think about that. I was like, I have a single
track mind. I see a mission. So I told the guy,
I was like, I was like, you want it like the
floor was carpeted and it was a clean house.
I was like, you want to just lay on the floor?
It wasn't a hotel room. It wasn't a hotel room.
He's like, yeah, sure. Whatever. So I was like,
OK, this feels better to me. So we're on the
floor and he's going down on me. And then Well
first I told him I said I'm just warning you
I've been fucked twice no one's come in me, but
just so you know like There's been condoms in
me, and I don't want you to like they're not
they're not latex. I'm like they're not late
I just want you I was like I just want you to
know just giving you forewarning just before
you start anything That's where I'm at if you
you know If you want to change what your decision
on what you want to do I'm giving you an opportunity
to do so now He was like no it's fine. So I'm
like okay, so um I really I laid on the floor
And then he was going down on me and then after
a while of doing that I was like I Asked him
like can I reciprocate and I said can I suck
your dick? And then he was like he was like like
now and I'm like, I mean He flipped over and
so then he was on the floor and then I was he
like fully laid down Yeah, I was kind of in like
a doggy position sucking his dick so then the
single dude comes over and puts his head between
my legs and is trying to eat me out while I'm
going down on he should have just laid on his
back and went under you like a car mechanic he
did oh he did that's what he did he laid on his
back and then so he's essentially between my
legs and the other dude's legs but the position
I was in it wasn't like and I didn't widely open
my legs or anything so my thick thighs were kind
of blocking he had ear muffs full like By the
way, that was a great view. So when I looked
over, I put my head up, I looked over and I just
saw your ass was winking at me. Yeah. So anyway,
so then he was kind of trying to do that, but
it wasn't super successful. So then he kind of
moved out of that position. And then I think,
oh, so then you got squirted on again. So yeah,
I was down there and then I've been squirted
on, but never while I was doing oral. So I was
down there doing my thing and then all of a sudden
gush all in my mouth and it's not pee I know
there's scientific studies that there's you know,
this amount percentages from this and yada yada
yada, however It tasted nothing like pee. It
smelled nuts and like pee. It was not pee and
that's my stance That's official on the books
So I'm kind of having this thought in my head
while I I'm like whoa and I lived through it
It was like to squash them Then I was like, all
right, cool. So then I just kept going and then
round two Right again in a mouth. It's fucking
beautiful. It was awesome So I've always kind
of wondered like how you how how would I react?
Like I know I'm gonna always react with grace
and poise Like I'm not gonna recoil and horror
even if she just straight -up peed on me like
I'd be like, okay Yeah, let me clean up. No,
it was a it was a fantastic experience. So Yeah,
we had a lot of firsts that night. Yeah. Yes.
Yes So we're currently sitting in the driveway
of the party and they are waiting on us So I
think let's wrap this bitch up. Yep. All right
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