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gentlemen, suspect has been found. I can't hear
what you hear in your ears. Yeah, you don't hear
everything. You just come out randomly saying
shit. So picking up from our last podcast, we
had talked about our New Year's Eve adventure
and that you had met a gentleman suitor. We were
we kind of discussed it as oh first off. Welcome
to the sweet side of life like us We just I just
assumed everybody's just like hanging on to the
last one is just waiting for an update I don't
think they are though. But anyway, so at the
end of our New Year's Eve we were talking about
we ran into a dude and You're into another dude
And It's not too often that You go Gaga over
I don't know if Gaga is the right word like let's
calm down So awkward for everybody it's not too
often that you do and I support you when you
do because I I go Gaga over many women so So
so basically we we had met this dude and we kind
of had after after New Year's Eve concluded Per
our conversation you were like, oh whatever.
It's no big deal But then I in the podcast you
were like, oh no, I totally yeah big deal like
missed opportunity You basically missed opportunity
you left snail trails on our couch, okay relax
so I went into inspector gadget mode and I started
reaching out to our telegram group and and trying
to like You know track this guy down and we got
a few people some of our friends from Orange
County was like, oh, that's my friend and then
After after we actually got his name and his
number We got that wasn't in telegram that was
because of the podcast people reached out to
us via the phone number No, okay. Let me tell
the story. Okay pull the mic down a little bit
closer and in towards your face There we perfect
now we're talking So the telegram group was the
basis of the initial contact but then I got a
Text message from a listener to the podcast and
that girl was actually his date that night So
they were actually dating so I described it as
friends with benefits, but they were actually
dating at that time. Okay, so in the text they
made it seem a lot more um loose when we talked
to them outside yeah we talked because we talked
to both of them yeah but she had said oh no that's
the guy i was dating at the time and she sent
a picture and that was her that we met yeah so
she said that i was dating at the time so i i
don't know i don't know what happened beyond
that point but ultimately we found the guy suspect
in custody no not in custody not in custody yet
he's not in cuffs yet But we've we've reached
out to him and we have talked to him by way.
You mean you yes, so um, I actually invited him
out to our Bar crawl tomorrow, but he is busy.
Yeah, he's not unable to make it so update suspect
Almost in custody. No, we had a lot of people
reach out after the podcast and they were like,
hey, is it this dude? Is it this dude? And there's
some dudes that we actually knew. Yeah, one of
them I have actually made out with Um plush fake
dirty vegas. Oh you did. Yeah, I know I know
that guy Yeah, he's one of the one that reached
out. He's like, I think you guys are looking
for me It is a weird I get the other people Texted
pictures multiple people that said because it's
very similar description very similar description
Yeah, I mean there's not too many guys that are
running around with long brown black hair. Yeah,
and yeah very very similar and I yeah when I
saw I'm like, okay, I could see the confusion,
right? We've met that guy before. Yeah, we've
hung out with him. Not hung out, but we've met
it. He was actually at the last plush too, which
makes perfect sense. I don't even actually remember
him being there. We talked to him outside of
the elevator. Did we? Yep. Oh. Yeah. I don't
think he was with this girl at the time, but
yeah, we ran into him right outside of the elevator
on one of the days. No, I made out with him at
Plush Dirty Vegas party. Dirty Vegas. I know
that's when we met him, but I wasn't aware of
such things. Yeah, no, you were. No, I was not.
Yeah, you were. Wow. You were. Wow. You are a
hussy. It was outside of one of the ballroom
things. You are such a hussy. Yeah. But anyways,
I feel like this is just rising. Yeah, it is.
The microphone, I think, is just going up. It's
like. It's getting an erection. It just keeps
rising. We'll see if it stays there stop turning
on the microphone All right, so So we yes, so
that concludes that episode of that Update. Yeah,
so before we go any further We we haven't done
a drink proper cheers on our shows here lately.
So What are you drinking my love? I'm pretty
sure it's called a cherry bomb. It is two ounces
of bourbon, buffalo trace, two ounces of lemonade
and half an ounce of cherry syrup. That's it.
And you don't shake it, you stir it. And you
said you said that yours was delicious. It is
delicious. Yes. Well. Glad you had a good experience.
I Have what is known as the stumble bum which
is This the way I made it I made I doubled it
because it was it was a short and I don't do
shorts Yeah, I did my short so it was two ounces
of Trader Vic's macadamia nut liqueur two ounces
of Bacardi white rum and then an ounce of lime
juice, so I did lemon juice in this particular
one because you fail to get lime juice. I didn't
know we were out. And I wasn't a fan. You added
um, well, yeah, there's pineapple. Did you say
pineapple? Yeah pineapple juice. Sorry. Sorry.
Yeah, there's two ounces of pineapple juice too.
And then you added a Tiki bitters. Yeah. Which
made it a little bit better. It was very sweet.
It was very tart. I'm like, I'm not a big fan
of tart. So now what are you drinking now? Water.
Because you stopped drinking with me. So you
call me out and call you out. So we're going
to cheers. Cheers. I'm trying to stay hydrated.
We got a big day tomorrow. So we are recording
this on a Friday night. And we can't go too hard
tonight because you got the gym in the morning
Yes, and by the way, I just wanted to recognize
how much hard work you've been putting in Thank
you You've been you've been hitting the gym hard
now for a couple of years. It feels like right.
Yeah two years and it started with You know three
sessions a week. Yeah And then it turned into
four, but you always kept Friday open for me
Now you're doing Friday night gyms. Yeah this
week. It's six and then you're doing it's actually
six. It's seven sessions six days Yeah, you're
doing a couple of double headers where you're
two hours at the gym. Yeah So, uh, yeah, you've
been you've been doing great at it. Thanks There's
multiple people that are noticing the difference.
You're you know, you keep losing weight. You're
firming up And you make me look bad You have
a membership Have you guys been watching any
of my show Bert free Bert free Bert But anyway,
so yeah, I just wanted to publicly Congratulate
you congratulate congratulate you on all your
efforts there They're great because it's doing
me well, too So Alright before we get into We
got a lot to talk about tonight. I'm not sure
How far we're gonna go with it kind of have to
see how the time goes but really really quick
I just wanted to touch on our upcoming event.
So tomorrow which is What is it to 28 February
28 Saturday? We put together a little bar crawl
in Old Town, Temakula and we're just gonna hit
some bars with our friends and what I'm hoping
to do We always have plans. I always have plans,
I should say. Where I'm hoping to do some like
impromptu like quick phone interviews with some
of our friends, the couples that are coming out
with us. And then ultimately compile it into
like a drunken episode because we're not gonna
be sober all tomorrow. I hate listening to myself
drunk. Like in interviews, so it's gonna be kind
of painful to edit But I think it'll be funny
Because we have some characters that are gonna
be with us tomorrow Yeah, so I'm thinking if
we can get like three four or five, you know
interviews and just quickies in and out You're
gonna ring microphones? No just Yeah, I was thinking
our microphone kit, but then we have to plug
it in and it's a lot of setup Yeah, whereas we
could just literally record record and just put
the phone down and it's gonna be horrible audio
quality It's gonna be loud bars, but it might
be funny and if you never hear anything About
it past this point either one of two things happen
one. We forgot or it just sucks So bad, I couldn't
put it up or yeah more likely. We probably are
gonna get too drunk and we're not gonna forget
to do it So my goal is to do it Earlier than
later. Yes So wish us luck So that's tomorrow
and then march 6 friday march 6 my band and us
are doing a another meeting greet live music
meeting greet at the vibe in Temecula, california
March 6th, you can find that information on cassidy
if you guys have an account there and then march
7th, we are going to Moreno Valley. MoVal. MoVal.
There is a newish community out there called
Freestyle Parties, Freestyle? Yeah, Freestyle
Parties. And they're hosting a lot of meeting
greets and doing some parties and stuff like
that. We are actually gonna be going to our first
meeting greet out in MoVal. And that's gonna
be March 7th at the H and H bar. Think it's their
second or third the third their third at least
their third because we tried to go to the first
two It just didn't work. Yeah So looking forward
to that and rumor has it there's an after party
down the street. So we got a hotel for that one.
We'll see. Yeah, we have We might be we'll see
we'll see how things play out Then March 21st,
we are gonna be attending the lust party which
is shamrocks and seduction or shamrocks of seduction
I think is what he called it So GPT, you know
got him going on Very very wordy. But uh, yeah,
if you check it out the DTF community This is
our second one. We've been to here This is our
third that we've been to your third Yeah, we
we weren't able to go for a couple of months
there But we were we went to the January one
and we did the February one and we are looking
forward to the March We went to the Valentine's
Day one this past The 14th actually on Valentine's
Day. We got our romantic and shit with a bunch
of other people I So yeah, we had a we had a
good time. Nothing too crazy happened that night
at the february 14th Yeah, except you wanted
to call someone out. I have a bone to pick. Oh,
I have a bone to pick and I know he listens So
we'll probably get a text as soon as he hears
it But um doctor feel good I'm talking to you
He showed up to the party. We have not to the
principal's office. Yeah. Yeah We haven't seen
them in a while and he showed up to the party
and he was like I came to see you and I was like
That's great. I haven't seen you in forever.
I love you guys and he was like So listen before
this party ends at the very least we need to
make out and I'm like say less and he goes not
now though. I'm like, oh, okay I know I'm not
sure I was like, all right. Well, let me know
in and so the party goes on and I've been had
drinks have been had and Mrs Feel good or you
call your chocolate milk chocolate milkshake.
She Yeah, I was I was on my way to the bar which
is he The the organizer of DTF communities he
completely revamped his backyard so now like
there's like a whole little like lounge area
by the bar and and completely changed it really
really Upto did give it a good updo. Yes, we
say in the industry and I was making my way back
to the bar and literally She was sitting on like
a couch right there. She just grabbed me by my
hips and like pulled me into her mouth. Yes So
and I did not fight. No, you're but I had told
her I go I go you're not ready I go I'm not ready
like like I need to be you know finessed and
talk duty to and and if you're looking for like
you know a hard dick like right out the gates
i'm not your man like it's gonna take me a second
she's like all right and yeah within 20 seconds
i was like oh okay hey i'm ready yeah so she
sucked her dick and then the party went on next
thing you know we're in the jack -in -the -box
thing you know They have left and... All the
promises... No making out. So he made me promise
and then he broke his promise. So, Dr. Feelgood?
Rude. Yeah. What do you have to say for yourself,
sir? This microphone keeps rising. It was good
for a minute and I think I hit it. I'm probably
making a lot of noise right now, sorry. No, it's
not making any noise. Okay. When you do that,
it's on springs, so there's no noise. If you
see it rising again, just pull it back down.
I'm not going to edit any of this shit out, by
the way. Like most podcasters would. I have zero.
I'm pulling back all the curtains. I'm like pulling
back the foreskin. So you rearranged your room.
You did. We talked about you were going to do
it, and you actually did it. So now my microphone
is different than it was before, and it apparently
needs to be... WD -40 yeah more secure because
it's on a hinge and it just keeps rising So what
I ultimately did was I put the couch in my studio
on a different wall Face in my computer desk
where all my TVs and my monitors are because
the idea was I wanted to make it More accessible
for like FaceTime interviews and stuff. I wanted
to because the way we were sitting before you
were on a couch I was on my chair completely
catty corner to each other. So when it's all
said and done, I want both of us on the couch
with two microphones on the side and we can FaceTime
with people on their TV and make it not to be
confused with swingers couch podcast, but we
will both be sitting on a couch. Yes. So, so
that's still a work in progress. I'm probably
75 % where I wanted to be right now. Yeah. I
still got some more cables and some more But
uh, I got a job to secure this. Um, speaking
of rearranging stuff and speaking of going back
to the last party I was gonna say we I would
say like we hadn't been in a really long time.
Yeah And this year it seems like they're kind
of stepping their game up a bit like they've
the past two parties we've been to they've had
a full -on dj And they're like rearranging stuff
and you got the bar building bars the bartenders
there um back I think For I don't know the last
parties we've been to she's been there. She's
gonna be there this coming Yeah, and she's gonna
be here this coming. So they got DJ Leo Yeah,
so I would say if you haven't given it a try
give it a try and if you have and it maybe was
in the past year and you haven't gone this year,
maybe give it another try because I think they're
they're making some good changes and it's The
past two we've been to have been really fun.
Yeah. And the next one coming up is already shaping
up to be pretty big. Quite a bit of talent on
the RCP list. Yeah, they've been a lot bigger.
That's what she said. Than we've seen in a minute.
So I think people are kind of, it's getting like
a refresh. You know, like fresh new coat of paint.
It's getting a shower. Yeah. And sometimes you
just need to refresh. Refresh. So yeah, we've
been able to get out to a few of those the past
couple months and looking forward to this coming
up. Yeah, you're gonna wear your kilt. I'm gonna
wear my kilt. So you can get a blowjob under
your kilt. Yeah, it's gonna be dangerous. Yeah,
I was thinking about our next show. I was thinking
about wearing a kilt. But I don't think I can
because I just bought a wireless so I can. Excuse
me. I can walk around the crowd with our bass
player. Yeah, your dick will be out. Yeah, I
can't wear a kilt and because both hands on the
guitar, I can't push away. Our friends are...
Bad. Bad influences. Bad influences. So I don't
think I can do that. If I was just on stage,
it'd be one thing. Yeah. But I can't guarantee
that. So let's see. Oh, so couch. Speaking of
couch. So if you guys if you guys listen to the
swingers couch podcast They don't you should
yeah, if you don't you should look it up swingers
couch podcast. They went on a bit of a hiatus
They had just a lot of family stuff going on
and they just kind of took, you know four or
five months off and they came back for a show
like a month and a half two months ago and They
kind of went on another hiatus But they're back
They've officially released two episodes in the
last week. There you go And i've actually had
a phone conversation with them the other day.
They're doing really good with your latin lover
My latin lover and autumn sins has says hello
to you. Yeah. Well, I always say hello to both
of them. Hello So Hopefully I would like to do
another joint podcast with them now that they're
back and we're back get our facetimes going That'd
be really cool. But yeah again, they're in florida
So that time difference is gonna be rough. But
speaking of Florida, they have this big Discord
channel. And there's quite a few other podcasts
that are involved in the Discord. I don't really
know much about Discord, how it works, like searching
up shit. I think you have to have the invite
code. And I have it somewhere, so I'll put it
in the description, in the link descriptions.
But join it, because there's a there's we're
west coast there's another couple that's west
coast they're east coast in florida and they're
actively putting on a meeting greet in like the
central florida area i don't know the date on
that yet i don't think they have a date but they're
going to be putting it together and eventually
we're going to be doing something like that out
here on the west coast as well so we always do
a bunch of meeting greets in our area, but I
think they want to do something more coastal.
There's some Newport Beach couples that are part
of the discord, and I think they want to do something
at like a Blacks Beach or something like that.
So keep your ears to the streets. You can't drink
at Blacks Beach though. What's that? You can't
drink at Blacks Beach though. You can't drink
at any beach down here. I know. Why wouldn't
we do it at a bar? But you could be naked at
Blacks. But eh, either way. There's discussions.
You might be able to get naked at a bar. There's
discussions that are being had. So keep your
ears peeled. Keep your eyes on the street. What's
worse, getting a ticket for alcohol on the beach
or getting a ticket for nudity in a bar? That's
what's going to determine which one we should
do. Nudity on the beach is probably the least
fine. No, nudity in the bar. No, no, no. Bar
on the beach. What? What I said, yeah, you said
nude in a bar. Yeah, and I said nudity not nude
I'm not saying get nude but nudity like a tit
Like a tit. It's just a tit. It's just a tit.
Yeah, tell that to R &B Speaking of R &B they're
coming out with us tomorrow. Oh She's always
a tit. Just a tit. Just a tit. Just a tit. Just
a tip of the tit We digress like a motherfucker.
So anyways, um, yeah, so keep your eye peeled.
I'm gonna put eye just eye or pirate. Just one
eye. One eye really. So... Just the tit and one
eye really. I'm seeing like I'm seeing it in
my head. It's just it's fucking weird. That's
the name of the meet and greet. Just just a tit
with one eyed really. Yeah. Okay, sure. That's
the name of the episode. But so we got quite
a bit. Oh, and then at the last weekend of March,
we're going to see our friends in Michigan Yes,
the ones that we turned LS like a year and a
half turned No, like a year and a half two years
ago, maybe even huh? Turn them but we introduced
it encouraged them So we're going out there and
take a lot of credit. What's that? You take a
lot of credit credit do So while we're out there,
there is a... It's called Angel Entertainment.
I don't know how far they stretch, but I know
they're in Michigan. They do events and takeovers
in Michigan. There's a party out there on the
28th that we might try to go to. We haven't talked
to them yet about it. They're listening to the
podcast. This is the first time they're gonna
hear about it. You know what? Earlier today when
I hit him up, I said, what's the plan? He goes,
I thought you were planning it. I'm like, okay,
say less. I will plan this motherfucker. I will
plan... Our vacation with you I'll do it Don't
tease me. So anyways, we might be doing that
So if you guys have ever been part of the age
old entertainment takeover shoot us a message
on our on our sex line And let us know how it
is. Is it highly recommended or is it a nah?
Well, they've gone to a lot of events. I don't
know. I'm I don't care about their opinion. Oh,
okay. I want other people's opinions. Okay, like
we know their opinion. I want others Okay Get
everybody's opinion. Oh lord, I can't with you.
Just put a box out with people put their notes
in it So what I need you to do is send your name
not your name Can we just stop it now? I'm so
tired. I drank like two Red Bulls tonight just
to try to like stay up. Here I am. No, I'm gonna
play a commercial right now. Normally I go, do
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Hi. Hi. All right, so we've talked about all
that. Now let's, we've had an interesting couple
of weekends. So we did less party on 4th of July.
4th of July. Valentine's Day. My brain is babe.
It's Friday. I had a long week. My shit is not
working right now So we had a lot of stuff going
on but most recently this past what this past
Saturday We weren't we went to a burlesque show.
Mmm. Yeah, one of our friends was in a Local
burlesque show. Yes, if you guys have ever And
the DJ of Lest was the producer? The DJ for Lest
was the producer? Yes, he put on the whole event.
There was Moulin Rouge, which I've heard of it.
I have no idea what it is. Yeah. Was it true?
I don't know if I've watched it before either.
But ultimately it's been a while. It was just
a bunch of women stripping down to music and
it was a good time. Yeah, so we went there and
then we went to a Dueling pianos at a Irish pub
and Then we walked out on a tab Accidentally,
we have paid it since we have paid it but I I
wasn't even aware Really in my head because you
ordered drinks while I was in the bathroom and
I came out and I just had a drink and I really
Wasn't sure how it got there. Yeah then we'd
left and we got home and you're like, oh my god,
I didn't close my tab and Well, it wasn't a tab
to close. I didn't have my card. Yeah, it was
literally just I ordered drinks and I just didn't
pay for That's thievery. Yeah, but we like I
said we have since contacted me and I actually
have a Friend of mine that works at the bar and
he was like, yeah, you guys were gone one minute
I was like, oh shit, and I knew you guys didn't
do it maliciously or anything. And, you know,
he's thanks for calling, taking care of it. That's
the least I can do. Right. We. Well, it's because
we had to. We paid for some drinks at the bar.
We paid for some drinks with the waiter. So.
Yeah. So in my head, I went up to the drinking
or I went up to the drinks and paid for the bar.
I went up to the bar and paid for the drinks
every time I got a round of whatever. Yeah. Because
in my head, I didn't have a tab, but. Yeah, whatever.
It's all good. We paid for it. And then we came
back and had a mini orgy Yeah, what happened?
I had gotten the swing out Yeah, so in my head
I had kind of already like this is where the
night was gonna go the orgy Not necessarily orgy,
but at least an after -party back at our house.
Yeah, whatever happened happened. Yeah, because
I'd like to get naked so I like the burlesque
show was early and in the the shamrocks thing
they closed early ish and You know, we could
have gone to other places and you know continued
the night But then by that point you get back
to the house. It's 230. Everybody's burnt and
I'm like, yeah I don't want that like let's just
go. Oh before we You got in the jacuzzi. No before
we did the mini orgy. We got to second base.
Oh so We have this couple we call them the chiefs
couple. We've discussed them a couple times here
They are very confusing In the sense of Are they
in the ls? No, they're not well, they're yeah,
they're definitely borderline like well, she's
lesbian That's married to a man, but she's like
that's basically the only dick. She's yeah interested
in really. Yeah So she really likes women and
I think I don't know they have a girlfriend.
I think I don't know but a couple weekends ago
though we were at a bar and You two you and mrs.
Chiefs Started going at it. Yeah, like big time.
Yeah You were like falling on people a couple
times because you were just lost in a moment
and you know, you used to be like By situational
then you went to buy comfortable She told you
no, you're a lesbian. She looked me straight
in the face. She grabbed my face and went you
are a lesbian and What sold the deal was you
took my bite in the neck move? yeah, because
You were guys were like making out and then you
went around her neck and she looked at me in
the eyes and then you bit her neck and her eyes
went like And you could see just like her soul
leave her body for a second. And I was like,
that's my move. And I had called her a tease
a couple of times because I'm really attracted
to her, but I don't know, she's just not, I have
no idea to me, but she just, we've never kissed,
you know, we've never. Never done anything like
that. So I'm like, all right and kind of my in
my head. I'm like, that's fine Yeah, I take what
I can get, you know Like you guys had a good
time and it was all good and I I was happy for
that. So fast forward To shamrocks they came.
Yeah, and we're hanging out and You guys kissed
again Mm -hmm, and I looked at her and I don't
remember exactly what words I said it was it
worked though I said something I think I just
said I want to kiss you too or something to that
effect and we made out. Yeah We made out three
times. Yeah, you did. Yeah So that was fun. We
got to second base and she let me grab her butt.
Is that second base? I don't know. She let me
grab her butt. I feel like I've covered a lot
of ground on that one night. I grabbed a butt
And I made it. Again, I'll take what I can get.
I'm happy for you. I'm happy for myself. So that
was before the mini orgy. Yeah, but even before
the mini orgy, we all got in the jacuzzi. Yeah,
we actually we invited them back, but they couldn't
make it. I think they had to go home to their
dog or something, so. But yeah, so we had what?
We had six people come back to our house. No,
yeah. Initially, yeah. Six people so there was
eight of us in the jacuzzi. Oh No Yeah, yeah,
there was eight of us in the jacuzzi. I haven't
checked on that thing yet You haven't looked
at the jacuzzi. No, I'm scared. Oh, usually you
look the next day. I'm scared I'm gonna look
tomorrow when I have more time to do it. Definitely
water came out of it Yeah, definitely had so
many bodies in there that water was overflowing
off the sides. Yeah There was no bathing suits
so there's no soaps that should fuck up the no,
it's always it's always a mess after that So
you give me your recap of the night we yeah,
we did the jacuzzi and then Two of the couples
left not two of the couples one couple left two
people left. So there's only six of us now And
then we went upstairs to shower off the jacuzzi
water in our party shower grande shower And then
I got the swing out, you hung it. I was like
sitting on the bed and you come out with the
swing like carrying it. It's a heavy. You're
like, I come bearing the swing. So I had to go
grab the ladder and hang it up. And then we got
one of the girls in the swing and I don't even
know. I think there was some play with her. Then
there's the other girl got in the swing there
was some play with her and then you well Her
me her and her husband were in the swing area
you the other couple were in the bed or They
were on the bed. You were all kind of standing
on the side since we're not using names. I'm
like I'm trying to track you or you had her You
had her writing him and you were like making
out with her and then kind of finger like you
had a reverse cowgirl writing him Yes, and then
you were making out with her and fingering her.
I think when she was doing that and then I don't
know and then All of us were on the bed at one
point I'm trying to think like I know I'm like
this is so sexy the way we're the way I'm describing
it need a photographer. I know Well, here's the
thing is is we can't use names. So We're we're
trying to yeah, we're trying at one point one
of the husbands went to the shower and then there
was five of us on the bed and we were kind of
all I think the girls were doing their thing
and then I Think I was sucking your dick and
then No, so one of the girls was sitting on your
face well before that there was one point where
One of the girls was laying on top of one of
the other girls and then one of the guys was
fucking the girl on top, doggy. And I was like,
I want that too. So I went and I got a condom
on and I was stroking myself and I was like basically
standing in line. Yeah. And he was going for
a couple minutes. I was like, next. Tap, tap.
Next. He goes, I didn't know there was a line.
I'm like, there's always a line. So then he got
up and I jumped on. Yeah. And then. But then,
yeah, at one point I was laying on my back and
and I was just like, all right, I need somebody
to sit on my face. Yeah. So once. So that's what
happened. One of the girls was sitting on your
face and then I was sitting over with one of
the other guys. But then I was like, well, that
dick looks like it needs to be sucked. So as
she sat on my face, I'm eating around and I'm
grabbing her boobs and I'm like, it would be
perfect right now if someone would suck my. As
I'm thinking and I feel like a hand and in the
mouth I'm like At that point I'm like, I don't
know who it is. You couldn't tell my blowjob
Not really at that point. Okay, like I could
I Was pretty sure was you but It's one of those
things like you just got a lot going on yeah,
so then I So then the guy who I was sitting with
that I think he jumped in the shower and then.
I think the girl, one of the other girls. And
so then that's when the two girls were together.
And so then I was kind of like in a doggy position
while I was sucking your dick on the bed. And
so then the other guy, he started fucking me
doggy. and then the guy came out of the shower
and he just sat on the swing and he just he swung
on it like it was a playground swing just watching
us all on the bed like i just looked over and
i was like this is hilarious like he was full
on like pumping his feet and like just i was
like well if i had any like doubts of whether
that swing could hold me like in a rambunctious
situation i have no doubts now because this guy
was putting it to the test and he's not a small
guy so So if anybody was to fall, I would hope
it was him out of anybody in that group, me included.
But he definitely tested the durability of my
install and everything. It's definitely in a
stud. And there was one point where all three
of us were fucking our own partner. It was like
a parallel, parallel, parallel play. That was
pretty hot. I was reaching over and I was grabbing
everybody and then not everybody just the females
everybody's and Yeah, it's very very hot yeah,
I think we all got back in the shower there was
one thing I was one thing when we first got in
the shower after the Jacuzzi because the one
guy came up first and he was like which shower
Should I shower? And I'm like, we can shower
in our shower, you know, so I'll probably get
in there. So then he goes into there before we
kind of got up here. And then when I got in,
one of the other the not his spouse, but another
girl was in there with him. And. And then she's
like, yeah, they're bar soap people. I'm like,
what does that mean? She's like, he was looking
for some body wash. And I was like, I have body
wash if you want. I was like, what is bar soap
people mean? And I was like, I don't think Dove
is considered soap, by the way. He was pretty
sure it's like, I don't know. I was like, that's
rude. You have to you have to. We have to use
a like an unscented. Yeah, I use like a sensitive
skin. We have sensitive skin. So anyway, it was
just funny. She's like, they're bar soap people.
I was like, I have body wash, too. I have everything.
I have a whole. Array of a huge niche. Yeah every
you could want in it But it was just funny it
was like I didn't know there was a difference
of bar so people versus Body wash people wasn't
aware that we were being judged, frankly so so
so something else that was kind of funny to cap
not to cap tonight, but We'd love to use coconut
oil For our our loo. Oh, yeah, and I bought the
special condoms that can be used with coconut
oil and I was making sure everybody was using
those condoms because Like some condoms can be
broken down by oil based loops But one of our
one of the friends there She's allergic to coconut.
Well, she said she said she's allergic to coconut
which could be like a like a fake fake coconut
flavored Whatever I think it's a coconut flavor.
She's allergic to like I have no idea like I
don't think she can drink like Malibu and yeah,
but in a situation like this Where everybody's
just lathered in coconut oil. It's gonna be really
hard to you know Avoid it. So I was kind of like,
you know allergic are you how allergic are you
like? Dewey and she was kind of like maybe not
really. I don't know. I think I'm probably fine
Well, here's thing, you know when you buy like
a rug cleaner They say test on the bottom of
a rug or an area that's covered that you won't
see if it does damage so I'm like can we just
like put a little bit on you and Like see if
you like have a like an immediate reaction like
a you know where it's like boom like that kind
of reaction So I took like a finger. I was like
and I was kind of like alright you know, we're
good or kind of like, okay. And then, I mean,
before long I had a, I had was finger like just
blasting her and it was just going everywhere.
I'm like, I hope you're good. And she was like,
no, I'm good. I'm good. Like no, no issues that
night. And I was like, great success. You know,
now you can take that off your list of, you know,
potential problems. So the next day, fast forward
just really quick. Oh, I thought you were going
to talk about the breakfast. Yeah Well, we said
it that night, okay, well you you tell your partner
and we'll fast -forward Okay, cuz no that night
someone was going down on her. I think it was
her husband Mmm was going down on her and he
was like you taste like breakfast and I was like
breakfast I was like, it's coconut like what
are you eating for breakfast? That's coconut.
He's like, yeah, you taste like Breakfast, but
then I guess not everybody heard him saying that
So then the next day in a group text, he sent
a terrible picture. Well, it started off where
you and I went out to like an impromptu Sunday
fun day. So we started off at a restaurant and
I had asked them earlier in our group chat. I'm
like, like, how's her hoo -ha doing? Like, are
we all good? Are we all straight? Like, did she
have any issues? And then the like, He didn't
answer. So about an hour later, we're sent that
dinner and he sends a group text to everybody
that was involved that night. And he's like,
Hey, thanks a lot. You ruined her. And he sent
this like terrible picture. Worst case, it's
like a vagina that like looks like it has some
sort of has everything. Yeah, like herpes. Yeah,
it was just everything. It's just purple and
just bad. Bad. She goes, thanks. And we're all
like, Oh, my God. I saw it. I'm like, there's
no way that's real. I'm like, I know what her
vagina looks like and that was not her vagina.
But I'm like, you know, good try. Fortunately,
she was good. Yeah. I think somebody said that
better be AI or something like that. That better
be a Google image. Yeah. Because yeah, that was
wrong. Initially, I felt so bad. I'm like, oh
my god. Yeah. No, wait, that's not right. Yeah.
That's not right. But and then something was
still said about breakfast and then one of the
other girls was like, yeah, so Again, the breakfast
thing. Yeah. It's like what are you eating for
breakfast that tastes like coconut oil? vagina
But we we watched that show all american and
they were eating coconut pancakes. They were
so maybe Maybe we're on to something So ultimately
this couple is at Denny's they're not getting
coconut So I think we by that point it was like
four four thirty people we all kind of started
wrapping up and then You and I you and I had
a little little section of time. Mm -hmm, and
then you came twice I did not Just being so tired
drinking like it takes ever since I started testosterone.
It's it's much harder to get me to come. Yeah
So the next day though, I took care of things
you did or I did we did Together I was like don't
get sound like you had to do it by yourself.
I had to go We were the Power Rangers we were
good team So that was very fun. I always tell
you we got to do that more often So let me see
so that covers that that was a fun night. Let's
see. What else did I want to talk about here?
Oh so We we had talked about doing then which
is Nadia Nolans We are still doing then we're
fully bought and paid for flights all that good
shit So we we were gonna do a meeting greet there.
We were gonna do like like a regional West Coast
type meeting greet But then the lady I was speaking
with the representative she kind of warned us
about First -timers trying to do a meeting greet
because it's a lot to take in yeah, and she's
like you're gonna I don't want you to feel like
you're missing out or feel overwhelmed and and
all that so we kind of stepped back and we decided
not to do a meeting greet this time around because
one of our other friends this her second time
going and They're doing it. So we'll support
them. Yeah, and they're doing a speed dating
speed dating or something And I explained that
to her and she goes, that's great, great choice.
But then I asked her friends that went last year
to send me a sample of the itineraries. Which
there's things like every 30 minutes. It's freaking
insane. I was looking at this itinerary. My FOMO
is gonna be going off the fucking chain. But
in the meeting greets, I did see that they had
a podcaster meeting greet. which is basically
for the podcasters to network, it's not really
for the public. The public can go, but it's more
just so the podcasters can network. So we're
totally gonna do that, because I wanna trade
cards, I wanna get information, I wanna meet
all these people that I listen to, because we're
West Coast, and it seems like most of the other
podcaster, at least the bigger ones, are either
Midwest or East Coast. There's... There's one
that's up north in San Francisco two up north
in San Francisco the vanilla swingers They're
in the San Francisco ish area and then What is
it? The accidental swingers are up in Sacramento,
I believe They're not gonna be there at the NIN
this year. I already reached out to them They're
not they can't make it this year, but I believe
the vanilla swingers are gonna be there And they
are from what I understand the number one lifestyle
podcast right now. Oh, yeah Big time. Big time.
Big time. They don't answer their emails, so
clearly they're pretty big time. I reached out,
but yeah, apparently they're too big for us.
So anyways. So yeah, I'm really looking forward
to meeting all the new people out there and seeing
what happens. So I think we're going to shut
this one down here really soon, because I don't
want to enter into our next subjects just yet.
Because I think this one is gonna this one's
gonna take a minute what subject Condoms oh To
do or not to do always to do that look it was
easy, right? Yeah, we have we have a friend of
ours beard and butt They've been having some
interesting conversations. So yeah, but he's
been asking me to dive into this this episode
and We're gonna go ahead and push this one till
next week I think I would like to try to do one
next week But I think it's gonna be a combination
of if we're able to record stuff tomorrow. I
think it's gonna be that Like if we are you're
not or if we are you are what do you mean? I
don't know what I'm saying frankly We'll just
have to see how I feel next week. You have your
show next week. Yeah, I do have my show Yeah,
so once again Friday the 6th my show, live music
meet and greet, and then the seventh, freestyle
parties, check it out. All that information you
can find on Cassidy. Oh, speaking of Cassidy,
we've had some people recently reach out to us
in our area, Southern California, and they're
like, hey, we're new listeners, we're new lifestylers,
how do we do this? And my first thing to them
is get on Cassidy. Yeah. Cause I can only, I
can only, you know, what's the saying? You can
lead a horse to water, but you can't make it
drink. Like I can only give, it doesn't really
apply. Yeah, it doesn't really apply. I've always
wanted to say that. That's like leading them
to Cassidy, but not making them get the account.
Yes. Okay. But that's not what you were trying
to say. Not at all. So, but ultimately you got
to get on a Cassidy because There's like FetLife,
there's free stuff like FetLife and there's Reddit,
which is Reddit is horrible. Yeah, we started
on Reddit. Reddit is fun. We started on Craigslist?
Reddit? Craigslist? I think it was a combo. We
didn't really, Craigslist was kind of, the personal
stuff was shut down by that point. It's mostly
Reddit. Was it Reddit then that we were doing?
Yeah, or for our type, all that shit. Yeah. So,
there's nothing to be good on Reddit. I mean,
Reddit is good. It's for just quick thrills,
you know, quick stuff. You get a lot of weirdos.
A lot of weirdos because it's free. Yeah. And
there's no commitment. You have no idea if you're
talking to a bot. You have really no idea. It's
got its purpose. But if you're seriously trying
to go to events and meet people, go on Cassidy.
That's the biggest one in the SoCal Western region.
But I will tell you something about Cassidy is
expanding quite a bit. Because you don't really
know because you don't go on the website, but
there's a thing on the menu where you click new
photos And it it shows you like up to the minute
like new photos that everybody's posting. Mm
-hmm It used to be a lot of Cali, but now it's
like Everywhere every fucking state. I'm like
seeing all these people and I'm like, oh cute
fucking Oregon Oh, New Mexico. Oh cute, Kansas.
What the fuck? So it's like it's now you need
a filter for your area. I think Nothing. Well,
they have a they have a filter where you can
You can type in where you're at and it'll find
but it's not for the new photos as far as I know
Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna suggest that though
because I'd like to say new photos in this area
California. Yeah But um, it looks like it's expanding
quite a bit. I think it's I don't know. It's
definitely not as big as S SLS and SD STC and
the other states and stuff, but Anyways, so ultimately
what I'm saying is go on Cassidy. That's the
best place to start. There's a free membership
I don't really know what you can or cannot see
from that point, but I mean I see people with
free memberships coming to our events so Clearly
they can see enough. I don't think you can like
Exchange messages or do BSPs or there's there's
limitations clearly right but get on Cassidy
and Find communities in your area those communities
host parties Meeting greets go to a meeting greet
go to a party That's just the way to do it. So
I've turned on quite a few people lately that
are like, hey, what do I start? Cassidy. Yeah,
we need to get sponsored boom Do it boom boom
boom All right. Let me step down off my pedestal
really quick I think that's it for tonight, babe.
A pedestal or soapbox? A pedestal on top of a
soapbox. Oh, wow. It's really high. Bold. Yeah,
you guys are really low right now. You're like
way down there. I'm waving. I'm waving. Hi. All
right, you got me going. Let's wrap this bitch
up. All right. Should I? Let's do it. When enjoying
the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples
upside down, believe in unicorns, and keep shaking
it up. Love you, baby. Love you too. Okay. Alright,
shut it down. That's it. That's a wrap. I'm blowing
kisses your way. Okay. It sounds weird. It is
weird. This show's for you