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Happy New Year's everybody. Let's address the
elephant in the room. What's the elephant? Where's
the other new song? Oh So first off happy new
year on February 3rd I Did say it's gonna be
the year of the sweet. So we needed to hibernate
for a little bit We needed to build up our energy
So yeah a lot of things to address here First
off welcome to season 4 I think it's season.
Yes, welcome to season four. Along with new season
comes new sounds. So we got a couple of new songs
for this season. And that new intro song comes
courtesy of Starlet and Vic, which they listened
to our last episode, they actually they're the
ones that made the Christmas song for us. So
when it was come it came time to create a new
season I Asked him I said hey Can you do it?
Can you work your magic one more time and? He
worked it six more times. He provided he gave
whole plethora of intro options so we took our
favorite and Yes, thank you guys so much. It's
awesome So I actually received multiple requests
to get the the Christmas one Christmas sweets
Sweets sweets electric Christmas. I think it
was called the mp3 of it Yeah, that people multiple
people are asking me because it's so catchy.
I'm like, yes, it is So yes, happy new year guys.
It's uh, it's February 3rd. We decided Happy
birthday to me Many things have happened in the
last month. So I'm gonna break it down for you.
So We we did our last episode on the on Christmas
and Then we proceeded to have a bunch of parties
New Year's Eve and then One day I just I got
a hair up my ass and I've been wanting to redesign
my studio for a while which is where we record
all of our podcasts and stuff and I Said what
better way than to? Just rip everything down
So I literally stripped every piece of gear off
my counter, unplugged the mixers, unplugged the
laptops, rolled up the mic cords, and I just
threw them on my couch. I'm like, all right,
now I'm gonna be forced to put this shit back
together the way I want to. And that, it didn't
in fact happen this past Saturday. Fun fact.
It took a long time for me to put Humpty Dumpty
back together. The studio looks exactly the same,
except for there's a bigger TV. Two bigger TVs.
I had three different display monitors. Now I
have two really big ones. Yeah, that's all that
looks different. And I set up the videos slightly
different. And ultimately, the couch is going
to move because I do want to add some... It looks
the same now I had to prep things. I will rip
this bitch apart again. If you don't keep your
mouth shut. How about that? Boom So I did uh,
we did receive quite a bit of messages saying
hey, hope everything's okay with you guys Which
is pretty wild which is cool But it is kind of
funny because like the second like you disappear
for a little bit Yeah, everybody assumes the
worst like I hope you guys are okay. I'm like
we're good Just my studio is a fucking disaster
We were gonna do hitting the streets with the
sweets Like on our way to one of our events And
I was just like, you know what for our season
opener. I didn't want to do a half cocked Like,
you know bad audio in the car. Yeah, so we're
gonna do a half cocked good audio podcast for
our return because honestly, I'm not sure what
we're gonna talk about because We did so much
in January, but I don't remember a lot of it.
Yeah. Earlier I was talking to you. I'm like,
what are we going to talk about? I'm like, we
have like the events that we did, but yeah, we
had a ton of stuff we did. Um, and we have a
ton of stuff coming up so you can discuss that
if you want to. So So I'm going to rely heavy
on you. Once we get into the storytelling part
of this podcast, I'm going to rely heavily on
your memory because your memory is better in
mine in most cases. So before we get too far,
though, once again, I want to thank Starlovick
for creating that wonderful intro song. And we
also have some stuff at the end of this episode.
Hopefully you enjoy it. But next subject. My
phone's not unlocking. What the fuck, bro? There
it goes. It doesn't recognize your face behind
the microphone speaking of my face. I look like
Bert Kreischer I've been hearing that a lot lately
like a lot But we just got done watching the
first episode of free bird and I feel like I'm
watching myself It's weird like he's bigger than
I am like his his face is rounder. Yeah He's
just a bigger guy than I am. But like, I feel
like I'm watching. It's so weird. Like, yeah,
like I'm on TV. He's definitely bigger. You're
built similar, but he's definitely bigger than
you are. And it's just, yeah, you have the same
eye. Yeah, it's just like not slanted, but like,
it's slanted. You can say it, you can say it,
but yeah, it's, it's, it's wild and I feel like
this past year, I have gotten so much. We'll
talk about that a little bit. We had a little
bit of that at a New Year's Eve. But, oh yeah,
I do recall one cool thing about New Year's Eve.
But anyways, before we go any further with that,
I just wanna get our upcoming events out of the
way. So if you're listening to us live, it's
February 3rd. However, this coming Friday night,
which is going to be February 6, 2026, my band
will be playing once again at the Vibe Music
Venue in Temecula, California. We are going to
be hosting a live music meet and greet. So typically
what happens is my band plays and we just throw
a LS party in the bar. It's open to the public,
but we, you know, we tend to pretty much take
it over. and then we hand out red beads to everybody
in our party so we can kind of recognize each
other. But if you're in the area, February 6th,
Friday, Temecula, you can always hit us up on
our sweets line if you need more information.
February 8th, R &V is having their Super Bowl
party. And if you guys have ever been to any
of their parties, they host a very great party,
a very sexy party, it's always a good time. So
we're gonna be there. We kind of, we put a little
event out there. So far we got... Probably close
to 80 people come in what? And that's that's
still you know many days away it always Typically
when you throw an event like the last two days
before is when people really start RCP and when
they're finalizing their plans and get their
sitters or whatever So that should be a good
one a lot of good -looking people there. I've
been closely monitoring the guest list and So
oh, yeah, so February 14th. We are gonna be returning
Valentine's Day. It's a visit Valentine's Day
we're gonna be going to the world -famous lust
party and Partying up Valentine's Day style II
there we went to their party Yeah, that's one
of the things we're gonna talk about yeah had
a great time so we're looking forward to that
and then February 20th Friday at the Cove in
Murrieta, Celes Productions will be holding their
monthly meet and greet. We will not be able to
make that one, unfortunately. And then on February
21st, we are gonna be going to another local
house party. I can't remember the name of their
community, but it's a margarita party, basically.
So that should be fun. So yeah, and then of course.
I didn't know we were going to Val. I told you
about that one. Remember I asked you about that
and I said we could go to House of Black. Yeah,
or we could just stay local and somewhat local.
I vaguely remember, yeah. Wow. So yeah, we're
celebrating National Margarita Day, I guess something
like that. And of course, we are going to Naughty
in Naughtlands. We got our tickets, we got our
hotels. That's our first time there. So we're
really looking forward to that. Yeah, it's gonna
be hot. It's gonna be warm. Hot in a lot of ways.
It's going to be hot and moist and sweaty. And
so I'm starting to reach out now to other podcasters
to see if just to meet up. And then we're going
to take some of our like our minimal setup and
hopefully maybe, you know, do some type of interviews
on the road. I don't know. We're going to be
there quite a few days. So hopefully we always
say that. Sadly, we never do. The problem is,
is you just started having so much of a good
time. Struggle with FOMO and last thing I want
to do is like pause the fun to talk about having
fun, right? So but I I feel like we're gonna
have to because we're trying to host a meeting
greet there At the Naughty and Nolens. Yeah,
we're maybe yeah, we're in talks right now with
With the the head ups and so we'll see how that
goes. Yeah, I Feel like I've been the only one
talking here so far. Well, you're the one who
has all of our dates I don't know what we're
doing till we're doing it Clearly, I didn't even
know we were going out on the 21st. All right,
so that's it. That's it for the spiel. Now let's
let's kind of dive into what's been happening.
We've been going on. What's been going on? Well,
our last episode was Christmas. Christmas. What
have we done since? We've done a lot. We had
several meet and greets. Yes. We've been to plush
New Year's. We've been to a lust party. and Vegas
Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood and We've been
busy yeah, I mean and part of us not Being on
here too is like of course sicknesses come through
yeah, everybody gets the the winter colds which
Happened to you at plush sadly Yeah, one of my
which is why you probably don't remember a lot
of it. One of my fears is pre booking an event
and then getting sick. Yeah, and Normally knock
on wood. I've been good, but this one It got
me. Yeah, so we did plush. We started the I always
want to say Thursday, but that's not how it landed
this year It was like Sunday or something or
Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, something
like that anyway and So we got down there early
like we wanted to yes, I will say this year with
plush so last year I had some complaints about
security speak to your manager being To brash
and to at the San Diego one. Yeah, it was just
like to they were like cutting down like they
were like You know, you couldn't have your drink
anywhere. And I get that the I get the hotels
trying to make money. But trust me, they are
making money. I mean, they added 18 percent gratuity
to everything to make sure everybody was getting
tipped like automatic, no matter what drink you
bought, whatever. And I mean, the bar is packed.
Yeah. And people are at the bar drinking. So
it just seemed a little silly to me. Like you
couldn't bring one drink down and like. finished
like he was like making me chug it or throw it
away i don't know last year was not this year
the security was a little more lax more lax and
yeah just whatever they weren't i don't know
i didn't have to interact with them at all so
they were present but they they weren't they
didn't put themselves in your face yeah like
they they kind of stood back yeah the same rules
still applied right but yeah it wasn't it didn't
feel as it wasn't aggro like dirty vegas that
one time this security was aggro this one was
Yeah, better. San Diego last year wasn't, but
it was just not. I don't know. Maybe I had a
bad taste in my mouth from Dirty Vegas. And so
then it brought it to San Diego. But anyway,
San Diego this year. And then the other complaint
I had had from last year was they had just for
the playrooms, they had just brought the couches
down from like the VIP section. They had no beds,
no nothing. Like it was it was kind of. It was
basically a big room with like nothing in it
and it was like people were like fucking on the
floor It was just weird. Yeah this year they
had beds. Yeah, um They still had the couches
some of those down there, but they at least had
like give options several beds and like more
places yes to play um, it wasn't just like a
big empty room, so That was good. Um, I don't
know how much of that you remember we went into
the we went We went with the intention one night
of going into the playroom and you got caught
outside by a girl you wanted to talk to first.
I don't remember why. You're skipping ahead a
little bit. You're skipping ahead. So. Oh, so
now you remember. Just kidding. No, we had the
first night we were there. I felt fine. Yeah.
Like, yeah, I felt pretty good the first night.
But that was just the black. Like the meeting
yeah, the meet -and -greet. It wasn't like I
always want to say black little black dress or
whatever But it wasn't it wasn't advertised as
such but a lot of people kind of just did that
because yeah Previous year because you have to
be covered. Yes So the next morning we were talking
to actually Starla and Vic and They they had
told us that they weren't gonna be able to make
it. Yeah, and then I think the next morning we
came down and the DJs were getting started and
we walked by and I looked over and Starla Vick
standing right there. Yeah, they had FOMO. By
their freaking DJ. And she's just like, hey.
We had FOMO. I'm like, whoa, like you guys aren't
supposed to be here. Yeah. So that was a really
cool surprise. We saw them and then they're like,
yep, we came down for the day slash night. So
we were hanging out with them and then hanging
out with our other friends were coming in. Started
feeling like I started feeling a little rundown
like a little off. Mm -hmm, and then that night
Was it that night? No, that we didn't go into
the playroom that no, yes, we did. No, we didn't
we said outside of it started to and we went
inside Yeah, so yeah So I was at that once I
started feeling bad. I I got on you brought some
what was it called? I was on some Dayquil. Claritin
D. And even that night wasn't bad. I just I was
just trying to do anything to to not feel anything.
Yeah. And then the next. Oh, yeah. So that that
night. So that night we went to go to the playroom.
But then I don't the girl you caught outside.
I don't know if I don't know how we started talking
to her. Maybe she said you looked like Bert Kreischer.
You told her she looked like somebody else and
I can't remember who there was a there was a
I saw them I saw them their profile online So
I kind of already had my radar off like or on
But she had saw me oh That's what it was the
first night when we went into the the little
black dress thing, huh? You were I think in the
bathroom She came up to me and she's like, hey,
how's it going? She's like, you know, where's
your SO or something like that? I'm like, oh
she's in the bathroom and then she just kind
of introduced herself because we had oh we had
did a Sweet side of life Like a meeting telegram,
yeah telegram group slash meet and greet set
up and I think they were part of it Okay, so
she's like, oh, I know you and it was like just
a really quick and then so we kind of Quickly
met each other that night. Okay. Well, anyway,
she you started talking to her outside and The
playroom and it was just like the conversation
just it was never ending So we didn't make it
we walked in and everybody was already gone.
It was like 45 minute conversation It was a very
long. All right. Well, we're gonna go play and
we walked in the security guard to like sweep
in dead Miss in there. Yeah, so we've missed
the opportunity that night Why is my Alexa making
noise over there? That's weird. She's listening
in. Alexa, hang up. Oh, she might be doing an
update. Oh, OK. Like, I don't need her listening.
That's kind of weird. Yeah. I kind of want to
unplug her. Anyway, so that was that night, and
you were feeling OK, but not. I was, I was getting
there. I'm like, okay, this is not just me being
off. Like I'm, I feel like I'm getting sick.
Yeah. So then the next morning we had our actual
meet and greet for that telegram group. Was it?
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was that next morning.
Unplug her if you want to. Oh, she's done. Okay.
Like you're distracted. See, this is where I'm
struggling. So we had our, we, it was Playboy
Bunny themed. Oh, no, we did. We did a. We initially
we have we know we had a meeting greet that first
night in the in the room, kind of. I wouldn't
really say a meet and greet. What we did was
we said, hey, we're going to be here at this
hour. If you see us say hi or whatever. We definitely
met up with a few people. We met. We met a few
people. I don't say we met up with a few people.
We met a few people who were part of the telegram
group, telegram group. And then we. You know,
some people connected or whatever. I think some
people talk to each other, but it wasn't really
a meet and greet. I wouldn't have called it that.
I would have just said it was like, hey, I seen
you in the telegram group. What did we do there?
We met and we greeted people. But I mean, the
whole thing was a meet and greet. Why are you
going to argue with me? It's literally we met
and we greeted people. Therefore, meet and greet.
But that's what plush put on was a meet and greet.
We put on a secondary meet and greet. I take
credit for the secondary one. We had a group
within a group. We were kind of like a smaller
Tupperware and a bigger Tupperware. We both serve
a purpose. No, a smaller Tupperware inside of
a bigger Tupperware doesn't serve any purpose.
Are you going to do this? Do I have to delete
this episode too? We still have people asking
for the hidden deleted episode. Never. Anyway,
so the day of the bunny costume party, we had
a meet and greet. And this was an actual like,
come to our room, have some drinks, meet some
people who are part of the telegram group. We
did it for the hour before the lobby party started.
Because the last thing is I wanted it like have
people choose, like, here or there, like I wanted
so like, let's do it an hour before a little
pre party. So there was probably like, 10 to
12 people in our tiny little room. At that point,
that's when I was feeling it. Yeah. And I like,
I was doped up and I remember like, I was kind
of jumping around the room going, all right,
all right, come on, pull together, pull together.
You know, I was like, okay. And then you had
a few people, few people came and then. Yeah,
it was, it was good to talk to people and we
met some people we haven't met before at Plush.
We met. Why are you pointing at me? My impromptu
room party that got shut down by Mr. Plush. Oh,
that was the night before. Yeah. So the night
before after the meeting. This is going to be
all over the place. The night before after the
meet and greet on the little black dress that
was in a little black dress party. There were
some people you had invited back to our room
or no, no, no what had happened? Oh you posted
the damn our damn room number somebody was a
telegram somebody it was asking where are the
after parties and I posted our I put our room
number and I Pulled it and within 20 seconds
I deleted it but we had people knocking on the
doors and we had it we had like four people what
a normal -sized room I will tell you this like
it was It was not a suite. So it was tiny. So
we actually, uh, we met some, uh, some listeners
from, uh, I want to say Orange County. Uh, they
were one of the couples that came in and then
another couple came in with them. So we had like
four people and then Mr. Plush came in sweet
and sour with us. Yes, they were with us too.
And then, uh, Mr. Plush, he came in and he like,
cause you were playing a ton of music, like pretty
loud. And it was the music wasn't super loud,
but two or three. It was probably one to two
AM. So he came in and he's like, guys, I love
the energy, but there are, you know, people left
and right of you that are not part of this party.
He goes tomorrow, keep the same energy, go louder.
I'll all about it. But he's like tonight, can
you just bring it down? And he was very nice
about it. You know what? You are completely right.
Like my bad. Yeah. And then, um, as, as we're
telling the people are like, all right, guys,
you gotta go. We'll catch up tomorrow. Like another
two couples came up and they were like, is this
it? I'm like, it was, but we got shut down. But
that was fun. You've got shut down by Mr. Plush
himself. I don't think that's his actual last
name. A nuisance. Um, Anyway, so yeah, the meet
-and -greet was pretty chill. The next day was
during the day and everybody was sober Yeah,
it was like we were the first stop Yeah, so but
that was good to meet people that we yeah hadn't
met before and there was people who've been to
the plush parties before that I feel like I've
seen but We've never spoken to them. So yeah.
Yeah, so that was nice and then The day parties
were always are always fun, but I could tell
your energy was low So it was kind of like not
as fun for me. Well, we went downstairs and uh
Beard and butt were there they had gotten there
that morning. Yeah. Yeah and then I was sitting
on the couch in the lobby with butt and Like
the party down there like it was it was a slow
very slow start Yeah, and I'm just sitting there
and she's like, are you okay? I'm like, yeah,
I feel like last year to We weren't as like we
kind of knew the parties didn't start till you
know They say they start at one, but they really
don't start to like three or four Or three. Yeah,
like three So last year, you and I, we went to
brunch. Then we came back. We got changed like
we didn't try to get to the party at one o 'clock.
Yeah. And then this year it was like we were
there at one and it was very slow. And then the
fact that you weren't feeling good, that brought
the energy down. So then we sat on the couch
for like basically almost the whole party. Not
the whole party. Once the Mai Tai's kicked in
and the energy picked up, I was up and about.
Yeah. I think finally I said I have to stand,
otherwise I'm just going to fall asleep right
here. I needed outside energy to bring up my
energy because I wasn't bringing my own energy.
No, you weren't. And then it was bringing my
energy down because I was like, well, I'm not
going to go wander around while you're not feeling
good. So anyway, so the parties are always great.
It's just that You weren't feeling good. So it
wasn't as Fun as it could have been there was
no ass -eating or no, there's no hand jobs or
anything in the lobby of the Marriott this year
And then there's always next year We don't even
we could just go to Marriott and just do it.
No, I don't I think that's frowned upon Yeah,
I think you can catch a case And it's not of
the cold And then we had the night party. And
at the night party that night, we actually met
a couple that had been to your show. They're
from Northern California. Yeah. And they had
been to one of our meetings. Had been one to
one of our meet and greets. And I think seeing
you play, I think that's what they. Yeah, because
they were saying, oh, it's the musicians here.
I think is what they said when we were kind of
walking across the dance floor. Yeah. And. So
it's really funny talking to them because they
were a fun couple and you were on some medicine
So their vibe was up you were feeling good. So
you were like, I think you took off someone else's
another person's top and then Yeah, you took
off you had her take her tape top off. Yeah a
couple from San Diego that are part of our group.
I yeah We all know that my superpower. You gotta
let me tell the story. You're screwing up the
story. I was leading you up to it. Okay, so I
tell her, so I tell the wife of the couple from
up north, I tell her like, hey, because you got
her top off. So then I said, oh, I said, my husband's
superpower is getting women's top off. And then
I said, what's your husband's superpower? And
she like looked at me and then she thought for
a second. And then she was like, he's a great
communicator. And I just started laughing. And
then he was like, what did you say? And I said,
she said, you're a great communicator. I was
like, I told her that my husband is good at getting
tops off. And she said, you're good at communication.
And he was like, he was like, why are you doing
me dirty like that? Like, that's key. He's like,
a great communicator? What? Like, why would you
give me that as my superpower when his is taking
tops off? He was all salty. So then when we saw
him the next day at the day party, I was like,
it's the great communicator! But, that was funny.
So that was New Year's Eve, right? New Year's
Eve night? No, that was... the night before I'm
pretty sure that was the night we were wearing
um what is the what was the theme I think you
were wearing gold that's fancy as fuck no okay
then you weren't wearing gold um that was the
night Sweet and Sour kind of like were doing
their own thing and she was in a silver dress
because I just saw them like run by us we didn't
even talk to them that night You know, okay,
it was the it was the it was the night. It was
the 30th night of 30th. Yeah, I remember I remember
the the morning of 31st seeing seeing them and
Yeah, okay. Yeah asking if they wanted to go
to dinner, but they already had reservations.
Yeah friend or something like that. Yeah Okay,
so yeah, it was the night before it was the second
night. We were there. That's right We met kind
of blurs for me. Yeah, so they were really fun
couple. Yeah The North Northern, California,
you know, we'll call them which I don't know
nor Cal a couple. I don't know Oh They were the
vibey couple. I already had the vibey couple.
Yeah, why the vibey couple? Okay, they'll know
if they if they happen I don't know if they're
listeners listeners or not, but yeah anyway,
so That was a fun night once we met them and
we kind of were talking to them for a while.
Yeah and dancing. I think I danced with some
other guy too. You danced with quite a few people.
Yeah, that was fun. And then the next day...
I felt very like cocky. Yeah. Because like some
guy just comes up to you like... He's without
his partner. He's like, you know looking at you
Spitting game. I'm like I couldn't hear because
music is I can I dance with you and you looked
at me You're like, do you mind? I'm like, I don't
care dance and then I like take two steps back
and I'm just standing there like looking around
do to do counting the lights on the ceiling and
You know trying to guess the BPM of the music
and it's like making out and dancing. I'm like,
okay Hey, look what time it is It's fine And
then I Don't really remember much else for that
night like specifically that makes sense to talk
about and then The next party was a date another
daytime party. I don't even remember the theme
I Think we're mixing stuff up with me sitting
with butt That was the morning of New Year's
Eve. Okay, that's when I was feeling my worst.
Yeah. Yeah, so we were kind of blending. Yeah,
he's probably We need it. We need like a personal
assistant that traveled with us and like take
down notes Yeah pictures pitch. Well, we already
have our official photographer of the LS R of
r &v the arva are and we're starting to get some
of his photos This will take so many fucking
photos and it's great But we never get them.
We actually saw them. They actually came to the
New Year. They were there just for New Year's
Eve. And we saw them briefly. And then they were
like, where did you guys go? I'm like, where
did you guys go? You're in the same spot. After
the countdown, we kind of fizzled out. I think
the idea is, I think the idea in their mind was
like, all right, let's go orgy or something.
I was not orgy. I remember, I remember like,
Was so doped up. Yeah, like I was just I know
cuz then we go back to the room and like taking
another dose cuz I'm like I need to make it to
We like the freaking yeah, once the New Year's
hit you we said, you know happy New Year's to
all our friends that were there and then we Kind
of started trickling out. We were going down
with beard and butt They were like texting to
go to the playroom and we're like, okay. Yeah,
we're going down there kind of in the outside
of the outside of the, in the hallway outside
of the elevator, you were undressing Beard. Oh
was I? Yeah, you fully took his shirt off and
you were unbuttoning his pants outside of the
elevator and then we got into the elevator and
we went our separate ways and then we basically
stood them up. Oh, yeah kind of not really you
didn't it wasn't it wasn't really a stand -up,
but you just weren't feeling good So you were
like, I can't do this. I can't maintain this
energy and we went upstairs I don't want to get
my friends sick. What happened? We went upstairs.
I think I took another dose of medicine I'm like,
let's go to the playroom and like let's kind
of like let's see what happened but happens But
I already was kind of checked out. Yeah, I'm
like, let's go to the room. I want to see the
room Yeah, I want to add a minimum Engage with
you because I don't care about getting you sick
like you're gonna get sick or you're not like
it is In fact, you actually did not get sick.
So yeah for you um so then we get down there
and just you know, the The the energy of the
room just like sappy we like walked in Remember
just like looking around and we I think we saw
them out of the corner of her eyes They were
going at it and yeah, I was like you were like,
I can't engage I don't have that energy to do
all that with somebody else. So I was like, okay.
What do you wanna do? I'm like, okay, you and
I can So yeah, we ended up going onto the bed
And we found a little we were like there was
like three other couples on the bed. No, we were
on like the edge of it It wasn't couples engaging
with each other. It was it was like it was like
parallel without touching We didn't know that
which is from I always enjoy that like I just
I enjoy the sexual energy of being next to someone
So we fucked for a little bit and then the vibey
couple actually walked up and we're watching
us Oh, I didn't see that cuz I think you had
me Doggy but in your face my face was down. So
they I kind of like made eye contact with them,
but I'm like Normally, yeah, I would have waved
them on over. Yeah. Hey But I was like looked
at one. I'm just like again. You're like I can't
engage. I can't do this Like as much as I wanted
to like everything and then there looks so much
fun, but I'm like I just I gotta just focus on
a I was on I was on blue chew And I was on so
many antihistamines. I think those are bad for
erections. So like my body was just so confused.
Yeah. And I would get hard. It would go, I'll
get hard. I think antihistamines would increase
blood flow. I'm pretty sure they fight against
each other. I'm not a doctor, but it was just
not a good combination of my body and just being
tired. And so I ended up pulling out my, I got
hard and I put on my cockering. I'm like, all
right. so then we're like kind of walking around
the room just at that point we finished fucking
but i'm like i didn't want to leave like i still
want to be part of the energy yeah so you were
just dragging me around with my dick like we
were just walking around different beds and just
like being voyeurs and stuff and That was funny,
but you were literally pulling me because I was
just like, yeah, you were struggling big time.
I know. And then we left there and we went to
go eat, but then it started raining and you were
like, fuck this. I'm like, so you're like, you
were so done. You were like, I it's raining.
I'm not standing out here to get food. You can
eat. You think you told me you can eat beef sticks
in the room Yeah, because I was I was in the
line and you were under the the cover and I'm
like, all right I'll stand here. Let's do this.
And then yeah, it starts raining and I'm just
I'm feeling like shit like the rain. I'm like,
nope Love you, babe. But no, not doing this like
you can have crackers and beef sticks in the
room I'm out So, yeah that was um I had a good
time. Not the New Year's Eve we had intended.
It was not. But I had a good time. And we both
went into it feeling feral. Yeah. Yeah, I had
a good time. It's one of those like I had a good
time, but it could have been much better. Yeah.
But it was nothing to do with the event or the
people there. Everybody was great. Everybody
we met was great. Everybody we hung out with
was great. Hopefully nobody left with your cold.
Well, I didn't make out with... Well, I did make
out with one person. Yeah. And she never said
anything. I hope you're okay. We've seen them.
We have seen them since and they didn't say anything.
Yeah. At that time, realistically, you go to
those events, you come home with a cold. It's
like, honestly, at that time, when I made out
with her, I didn't know you were like, I didn't
feel right. Yeah. I wasn't like blown sick yet.
It was until at like later when I was like, ah
shit. Yeah at that point. That's when I cut off
Like the only one I'm gonna mess with is you
Yeah, um, I guess I could have passed it to people
though Because I think I was you made out with
a few but you didn't get sick. So who knows?
Yeah, but yeah, like you said I I go to any and
all all events Fully expecting to come home with
some type of cold. Yeah You know, it's like a
bonus if you don't yeah But yeah, it's it's called
the swinger flu and it's it's real, you know
Or like I used to come home with strep throat
every time. Yeah So it's like, you know, what's
the saying you mess with the bull you get the
horns Yeah and you know when you go into a room
where You make out with multiple people if you're
lucky and then those people have made out with
multiple people, you know at a minimum I mean
germs you get past and it's kind of it is it
is what it is. Yeah Even if you're not making
out with people with the number of people that
were there just being in that even on you contact
with that many people Yeah, so anyway, I don't
I mean Yeah, oh we did do the sushi night. That
one was a bust The sushi place we the food is
so good, but the service was so shit last year
It was so bad and good big group and we had a
good time and there was like nobody there which
was wild there was no staff or people and we
still got shit service, which is so weird because
it's like It's it's literally in the same parking
lot as the hotel and this hotel has a huge event
New Year's Eve Weekend, you know, I mean or yeah
We made a reservation so they knew and honestly
you made a reservation for ten and it ended up
only being six of us going and they literally
had and they still had no staff is like you thought
that a party of ten was coming and you Like you
had no it was wild, but the food is so good,
but it's just yeah this the Service was shit
if we if we do plush again next year. We'll we'll
probably go there and we'll just Walk across
the parking lot We did go to a speakeasy the
first night. Oh, yeah, we went to raised by wolves
in UTC in La Jolla. That was really good. We
had some great cocktails. We went with sweet
and sour. Yep. And then we also did Javier's
the second night. Second night. Yeah. With a
big group of people. That was really good. Yeah.
So like I said, we had a great time. Yeah, it
could have been better. But like, what do we
always say? What's her saying? I'm drawing a
blank right now. Everything happens for a reason.
So you can't get upset about the would've, could've,
should've, sure. There'll be another party. There
was a lot of strange that I wanted to get into.
There was a lot of trouble I wanted to get into.
Like you said, you were definitely funeral and
feral. Yeah. I went into it funeral and feral,
but it's crazy. Oh, I have a PSA. If you're listening
to this, And you remember a dude at the at the
plush party. He was he was technically a single
guy, but he was there with a woman because you
can't be a single person at plush. Yes. But he
was there with a friend. She had short hair,
I believe. No, she had long blonde hair. But
he had long hair, curly hair, light eyes, tan
skin, nice abs. He young. He kind of he kind
of looked like Jesus is portrayed as me a little
bit. But he Beard said it the best. He was like
a younger version of the yoga instructor in Couples
Retreat. So the yoga guy who's putting all the
girls in like the doggy position and he's all
boom, boom and like doing all this. When Beard
said that, I was like, oh, my God, you're like
100 percent right. But he's a little bit younger
version of that guy. So if you are listening.
Hit us up Or if you know who this guy is that
was a missed opportunity on my part. I don't
know why you didn't like Because it would have
been all on you because if he's a single guy
His his girl. I was I was sick. Sorry. I really
wasn't I wasn't gonna make a move on anybody
No, so yeah, I know you don't fuck do it. I did
so if you know who he is if you know who I'm
talking about or if you Are him and happen to
listen He He was on Molly or something. I'm sure
so he probably doesn't remember much of New Year's
Eve But I think you remember stuff on Molly.
I don't know. I've never done. Yeah, so I Don't
know anyway We met him out at the food truck.
We met him at the food truck and then the next
day he talked to me in the lobby party and You
had a little bit and then we saw him in the elevator
when we were going to On New Year's Eve. He was
going to a room party and he gave me the room
number. I think was like 872 832 I'm such a good
I'm such a good person. I don't know Probably
go 72 sounds attack into the system 832 but it
wasn't his room. Yeah, or is yeah anyway, and
so he was going to a room party and he was like
Yeah, he's like, come to the room party, go.
And we're like, oh, we're going to go get our
stuff. And he's like, come back to the room party.
And then I was like, maybe. But then I knew we
were going to the the playroom. But I was like,
missed opportunity. But that wouldn't have been
good because you weren't feeling good. So, yeah,
it's not the best time to introduce a single
male when your partner isn't feeling their best.
It's not in the greatest mind space at all. That
would have been great. Although with all the
things you're on, I could have convinced you
it didn't happen. Gaslit you into thinking like
that. I have no idea what you're talking about.
In fact, maybe it did happen. It doesn't exist.
Is this your whole backstory? You're like, nothing
happened. So then. So yeah, ultimately we had
a great weekend a great week, whatever the fuck
you want. Yeah, I think it was Monday through
Thursday, but It is what it was. Yeah, so next
year if we do plush again I still want to go
up early same. Yeah, I want to do what we did
before and like You and I go to brunch or with
some friends or whatever go to brunch and then
don't try to hit up the day parties at the crack
of dawn Be a little bit late to the day parties.
Yeah, so we're not like they're not draining
energy before they give us energy. Yeah Have
some cocktails before we get that there Before
we get tar is what I say Okay Yeah, so but I
But overall it was good and I think they've they
I don't know. I don't think our feedback last
year about the playrooms. I'm sure they did So
maybe I don't here's the thing about flush. I
don't think plush does feedback. Yeah, well,
yeah This is horrible. It is so I can't imagine
them being horrible with customer service, 364
days a year. And on that one day, like open the
suggestion box and be like, hmm, this is what
we could do. So I think it's just, they probably
see things for themselves. And, and I don't know,
but they're, they're going crazy right now. They're
holding it like all kinds of parties there. They
doubled up on their Vegas. Dirty Vegas they have
two now a year. They have the Havasu. They have
a Super Bowl party. They've been doing a mansion
in I want to say LA or Huntington Beach. They
are they are very active right now. So yeah,
well good for them exactly So wait, I mean I
still stand by the fact that you go to their
parties and everybody's hot. Yeah Do you hear
that no, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me what
it is what You don't hear that? That's so weird.
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All right. I hope you enjoyed that little commercial
courtesy of moi. So yeah. Think we're gonna wrap
this episode up babe. You did a commercial just
to wrap it up I needed a way to seg in and seg
out Well, we have some things that I think we
could briefly Just catch everybody up and then
we don't have to go back and like rehash them
again. I don't can you show me your list? I don't
want to please show me your list So after this
I don't know how we need to go over every single
thing. Like I said, we had a few meet and greets.
Those were fun, always fun. If you can make a
meet and greet, go. So while she's looking at
the list, like I said earlier, we are going to
Nen, Naughty and Nolans. First time. What is
there to do? I heard it's kind of boring. Nothing
to do. What are you talking about? Naughty and
Nolans. Yeah, but why would it? Babe, I'm being
sarcastic. Just get to your stuff. You pay attention
to your end down list. I'm not done. So if anybody
that has been there make sure you let us know
what our must -haves and like must -sees Because
there's I know a shit ton of stuff going on like
every day. There's something somewhere somehow
So let me know what some hour every minute. There's
actually probably multiple things. You have to
choose exactly That's why I'm that's why I'm
saying the people that have gone there. What
are some must -sees? Must -dos that we absolutely
as first -timers have to do. Yeah, so, okay Back
to my list. So we did Vegas. I think we can quickly
go over this. It was a vanilla Vegas, but we
did get away one night and went to Whispers.
We did. Which was fun. But there was really nothing
crazy that happened. Well, the problem with Whispers
is we didn't get there till 1130. That's what
you feel like is the problem. 100 % the problem.
So if anybody parties, okay, you get to a party,
right? We were already drunk though. That has
nothing to do with it. Okay. connections are
made. So by the time you roll in at 1130, pretty
much connections were made. There wasn't a lot
of like, there was people walking around. But
oh, I know what happened in Vegas at Whispers.
What you got? Oh, okay. But baby steps. So so
like I said, we got there later than I would
like to. And for me, it takes a while for me
to get kickstarted into a party. I can't walk
in 1130, even if I'm like had drinks before,
I can't just walk in and just start macking,
like start spitting game. It's just, I can't,
I have to get the energy of the room. I have
to feel the energy of the people. So by the time
we got there, there was probably, there's maybe
a couple of couples that I could say were of
interest to me, but they were kind of already
paired off or one of them was actually leaving
like half hour after we got there. So I was like,
nah. So we were kind of, At that point I kind
of conceded like okay, I'm not really I'm not
trying to do anything with anybody else I'm there
with you. We're just gonna have a nice romantic
night at whispers So at that point, you know
real romantic we we made our way back into the
if you've been to whispers They have like the
main house with the main parties that and then
outside by the pool. They have like a detached
building That is where all the like the BDSM
and the kink stuff happens. Yeah So we walked
in there. I looked around I'm like, oh good time
and I left No, you didn't I did not leave no
So they had a female. Yes Dom Well, we were watching
a few girls get get like whipped and flogged
and yeah, and it was enjoyable And you were like
playing with me like you were standing in front
of me and you were like kind of getting me going
I was like, okay. Yeah, this is fun. So Well,
we had gone back and forth in there a few times
But anyway, so there was it was a new couple
kind of running like the one guy was still there
that Doesn't like he was in and out but the there
was a new couple who were running running it
And it was a female Dom primarily and then there
was a male Dom, I think they're both switches.
But anyway He has a big foot fetish which we
discussed and then He said I have great feet
which is interesting cuz I hate my feet did he
ask to suck your toes I I want to say there was
a conversation like that. If he did, I blocked
it out. Anyway, no one was getting on. So we
watched a few girls like get on the cross and
then nobody was getting on. And so then you kind
of jokingly said, should I get on? And then I
was like, yeah, sure, get on. You were like no
really I'm like no really so you're like alright,
so you got up there Which it's that's in my normal
life. It's one of the last things I ever envisioned
Yeah, so you had her strap you in on your arms
well first I was in my I was in a shirt and Underwear.
Yeah, you're my boxers box or briefs and then
she she requests that I just take everything
off and you're completely Yeah, so you got naked.
Okay, so you got naked and then she strapped
your arms to the cross and With my butt facing
out with your butt facing out and you said the
only thing is just don't hit my nuts. Yeah So
then she was like whipping you with the little
flogger and you were like You're like, uh, it's
whatever and then she was like, okay, you want
to take this up? So then she was whipping you
more and then you're like, eh, it's whatever.
She's like, all right, let me get something else.
So then she got like a paddle that had like spikes
on it and started like paddling your butt and
you were like, oh, and then I was like, babe,
you have to say if you don't like it, like, and
you were just like trying to be like. Like you're
trying to be like sarcastic. She said I was a.
I was being a brat which is because she was saying
like that's me because you were like being sarcastic
and like Is that all you got and like this kind
of stuff and then I but I could tell you were
like flinching I was like, I don't and you're
like, ooh, that's whatever and nothing she did
with the flogger bothered me But yeah, when she
hit my butt with like the spikes or whatever,
I was like, ooh. Yeah. And I was like, you got
to tell her if you don't like it. And you were
like, and then you're like, OK, OK, we're out
of yellow. And so then she's like, OK. So she's
like, I see where we're at. So then she put the
claw on or the vampire glove again and was kind
of like. And you did it, too. Yeah. And both
you guys had vampire gloves and you were. Yeah,
rubbing your back with them and your butt and
your legs and stuff. But yeah, you got up. You
were up there for a while. Yeah. Then Surprisingly
enough. I didn't have like any like marks on
me the next day. Like there's no you that hard
I know but like you would expect to like like
getting any type of impact like but no I had
didn't have anything Yeah, but no, it was uh,
the vampire gloves like last time we were there.
I really enjoy those Mm -hmm. And when you were
both doing it and I was naked I could do this
You know, I enjoy being tickled and that's what
it feels like to me. It's like a a deep itch.
Yeah, but uh, yeah, so i've done it. Yeah So
that was the big thing that happened. I think
like our most the biggest highlight probably
of that night was you doing that because then
we we didn't even fuck each other at the at the
um, yeah, we it was kind of like again I I wanted
to but I just my energy like I'm not I was like,
I'm not there yet. Yeah there yet And by the
time like I'm there they're like you gotta go.
Yeah So what did we do? Oh, so we made the dumb
like you I think you jokingly said hey Do you
want to go to Frankie's and see if the tiki bar
is still open? Because it's supposed to be 24
hours. We want to see what it looks like earlier
in the day We were at Frankie's and I had jokingly
said to the bartender. I'm like, are you guys
really open 24 hours? She's like, yeah Yeah,
I go so I could come in here at 3 a .m. And have
a drink. She's like, yeah, I'm like, okay, so
then we did we had the we had the our uber take
us to the Frankie's Was the dumbest idea ever
because we first of all we had been drinking
all day. Yeah, and then it was 3 a .m And we're
getting tiki drinks. Yeah tiki drinks are strong.
We should have just gone home I got a painkiller
to go just gone to the hotel. But um Yeah, it
was Yeah, we took them to go and then I think
I think I drank mine, but I think you threw yours
out I think I had half of it and I was like,
yeah, I'm done like I'm not drinking for a purpose
at the moment. Yeah now it's just i'd be drinking
because i have a problem yeah and i don't i like
to think i don't have a problem okay so sure
no just kidding um so that was vegas so that
was vegas i mean that's the everything else we
did was pretty vanilla although i will say if
you're in vegas and you like old hotels and you
want cheap hotels but clean the el cortes was
actually Decent hotel. Yeah, so that's my plug.
Yeah, if you're not it was super cheap We stayed
all weekend and it was like a hundred and fifty
six dollars I think their resort fee was more
than the cost of the room for all three weekends
Yeah, we can't promise all three days of the
weekend or other times of the year But this this
time it was yeah super cheap and it was clean
and a pretty decent sized room Yeah, it was nice
and then What was the other thing on your list?
We went to... Oh, Lust. We went to Lust, yeah.
So for a while, we haven't been able to make
any of their parties, like just conflicting dates
and stuff, but we were able to make the Lust
party in January and it was actually really fun.
Since we've been there, they added a new DJ which...
That told they were helps. Yeah that helps. They
were creating a vibe for sure They've added like
a whole like playroom area in the back. That's
More open I guess with tables and stuff. I don't
know Well, the other one one was like it was
set up but you could tell it was like a temporary
structure Yeah, but they actually built a full
-on wood Overhang and then they added like permanent
curtains and they it's a permanent structure
now. Yeah, so it's it's much It's much nicer.
They got a TV back there so they can have like
porn playing on the TV and they got the heaters
back there and and then they had because it was
it's January obviously they had like a tent with
heaters inside like with the The stripper pole
and then they had the the camera guy was there
like the The 360 yeah, it wasn't the 360. He
was just doing a camera booth type of thing But
it's called like step and repeat or something.
Yeah, so that was there They always have a really
good bartender but some of that just the I think
the DJ helps obviously like create a good vibe.
So Yeah, it was good. It seems and I i've heard
they're updating their bar area. So I'm excited
to see kind of what that looks like but it was
a really good party There was a lot of people
there a lot of new people who have never met
before a lot of people who we've Seen before
we hadn't seen in a while. It was actually like
a really fun like Party we didn't play at all
We did on the patio That oh, yeah, there was
a couple there we towards the end of the night
It was just a little it was like some light outside.
Yeah one of the bar I did one my favorite thing
Eight from behind. I ate it out from the back
while You two were sucking his dick. Yeah, she
was bent over I went from behind and that's when
I was eating I always said it's always the curse
of the lust party that I'm always on my period
Yeah, so we so I was sucking dick, but that's
all I was doing You only suck the one yeah, I
sucked Yeah, so Yeah, we had a we had a good
time. So looking forward to going back there
if you guys if you're on Cassidy You can look
up DTF that's to community and they hold Monthly
less parties. So check it out We're going there
Valentine's Day. Yes So I think that wraps up
and puts a little bow on our January. Yeah There
was a lot of like other vanilla stuff that we
did but nothing that would yeah for my birthday
We had a meet -and -greet at oh, yeah the Friday
night. Yeah at beer and wine, but that was a
meet -and -greet So obviously nothing naughty
happened and then the next day we did like vanilla
ish Stuff in Hollywood went to like a drag brunch
and did Tiki bar a speakeasy Tiki bar And then
karaoke, which was really fun at like a dive
bar in Hollywood. And then the next day we went
to Hermosa Beach and did two other Tiki bars.
Watch the football game. Watch the football game,
which we do not recommend the Tiki bars in the
Tiki bar in El Segundo. Which is so weird because
the one at Hermosa Beach was OK. Hermosa. Oh,
no. Hermosa was the Hermosa was the one that
was like it was like Disney. Tiki Kai it was
yeah, that one was like disney. It was like it
was a nice building. Everything was nice, but
it wasn't tiki It wasn't yeah, it wasn't what
we like. We we like tiki bars that are a little
more divey a little less Disney a little less
like pirates of the caribbean. Yeah. Yeah It
had good like ambiance. The food was good. The
drinks were good. You could tell they put a lot
of money into it. And it was a good build -in.
It was just like in a strip mall, which was like
throwing me off. I was like, I really didn't
expect that. And then the one in El Segundo was
okay, but maybe we went at a bad time. It was
like dead. And the one thing I like about Tiki
bars is like the vibe of everybody and like talking
to the bartender and talking to people and like,
it's just like vibey and it just, there was no
vibe. No, it was like totally bad missing. Yeah,
I had I had called ahead to make sure that So
we wanted to watch the the Rams game so I Do
what I do. I always plan so I called ahead I
made a reservation and I wanted to make sure
that the game was gonna be on and I wanted to
make sure we Had a table closest to the TV You
know Oh, yeah, no problem. Yeah, just make sure
you call the morning of to make sure. Okay, cool.
Great So we get there and it's a really long
building and there's one table right in front
of the one TV And it says, you know my last name
Party of four or whatever it was and like to
the entire place. Maybe one person There was
like two people sitting at the bar and that was
all glad I made a reservation So we sit at that
table and then we're like, well this table isn't
super comfortable and we like look around we're
like I think we could probably just move our
little Tag and to another table and reserve the
other table and sit at that realistically we
could have sat anywhere It was just funny and
then we were there for the first half of the
game But like every time a score would happen
Somebody would like from our group would go whoo,
but it was like quiet quiet in the bar And it
looked like we startled the people and he's like,
all right We need to move to our sports bar to
finish watching the game. So we ended up Just
walking a block to another sports bar finished
the finished a day strong there had a good time
there and So yeah, it was actually finished the
day at Donuts No, yeah, I mean like finished
that part of the day. We finished El Segundo
at that bar. There was a 24 -hour donut shop
across the street from our hotel. And then we
got almost kicked out of the lobby because we
were too loud eating our donuts at the hotel.
Yeah. Yeah, we live a wildlife baby. Yeah, too
loud eating donuts. You know, you're living hard
when you get kicked out of a hotel lobby. Yeah,
my weekend was a vanilla -ish, so yeah. Yeah,
so but it was fun. I think that's gonna catch
us up through January and we got a busy February
so uh Hopefully hopefully we can make some memories
as they say I can't believe it's already February.
I know it's wild. Happy New Year Happy New Year
All right now it's the second month of New Year,
so I don't even think you can say that anymore
We had a dry January. No, we didn't dry from
what? Pussy Strange pussy. I don't know what's
wrong with you a lot. All right, let's remember
it people think this is part is recorded It's
not I have to remember it every single time something
about crooked pineapples When enjoying the sweet
side of life keep your pineapples upside down
believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love
you, babe. Love you, too Lights down low, sweetums
feel the vibe Mr. Sweet Smirk like yeah, this
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