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With that being said, make yourself a drink and

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join us on our journey as a married couple enjoying

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the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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We're back on the eve of the Christmas holiday

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also known as Christmas Eve Ding ding ding ding

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you have one Alright guys, we are the sweet side

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of life podcast all the way from California just

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in case you've forgotten all about us cuz it's

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been We're a weekly a week. Yes So the last couple

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months We've been running behind slacking. We

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used to be pretty good about every other week.

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We typically recorded Thursday released on Friday,

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but you got lazy. I got lazy. Yeah. So in full

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transparency, I've kind of lost a little bit

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of my drive for the podcast, but I can feel it

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coming back. So it's one of those things where

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I enjoy the benefits of it. I enjoy meeting people.

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I enjoy getting the messages saying, hey, you've

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helped us on our journey. I enjoy all of that.

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But the sitting down to do it at 11 p .m. on

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a Thursday night when I've worked all day and

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I'm tired, that's kind of what I've grown a little

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bit tired of. So a couple of times So we've kind

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of adjusted trying to record them on Friday night

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sometimes where we don't have to you know, get

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up as early but then that started to push and

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all of a sudden this gets pushed to Sunday night

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and next thing, you know, we're like a week and

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a half late and We're just like, alright, we

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got to do it tonight. So tonight we had some

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family time on the eve of the Christmas holiday

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and we decided we needed to sit down and do this,

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because I wanted a nice closeout 2025 show. We've

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had a very busy 2025. Yes. Which is part of the

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reason we're late on a lot of things, just because

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we have so many things going on. We're so tired.

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And it's just, life just is. How many times have

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you said tired in the past? I'm exhausted. I'm

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exhausted, babe. I almost pushed this tonight

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again, but I'm like, no, I'm not going to do

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it. So my goal going into 2026 is I want to,

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I want to try to take the podcast to the next

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level. Cause I think we've, we've gotten complacent

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and we're kind of, we've kind of just been doing

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our thing. Like I feel, I feel like our episodes

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have been good and fun, but we've just gotten

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kind of complacent, like in social media push.

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TikToks Twitter or X. I want to do an Instagram

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We got to figure out a way to do that because

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that's what all the cool kids are doing We got

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to figure it out and I'd like to go into 2026

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somehow figure out a way to add video That's

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kind of where the Everybody's kind of going this

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video. I mean we already have our faces out there.

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So it's not like we've hiding we've hiding We're

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hiding our faces or anything. So I'm thinking

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we need to figure out a way to do that, like

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a multi -camera setup. I'll have to make sure

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I wear makeup. You are very ambitious. Well,

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I'm kind of feeling like... You're feeling very

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ambitious for an 11 o 'clock at night. No, I

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just kind of feel like in order to get out of

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kind of the rut, I guess I could say I'm in,

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I need to push myself and do something different,

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do more. Because I don't like falling into that

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rut of the same hole. I'm fine with complacency.

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Yes. So I that's kind of one of my goals of we're

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we're almost at the new year. We're talking,

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you know, we're going to wrap up the 2025, push

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it aside and move on with our big bad self. So

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I want to I want to get on our YouTube. Make

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a lot of big plans, friend. I'm shooting for

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the stars and worst case you land on the moon

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right something like that, right? Yeah, or you're

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back to earth So this is gonna be the last episode

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of season 3 we're gonna be moving into season

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4 at the start of the year and I'm hoping to

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start it with the bang because we are going At

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tuna New Year's Eve party of all parties this

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year. We are going to San Diego La Jolla for

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the plush New Year's Eve 2025. Takeover. Takeover.

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It's a hotel takeover. We are going out there

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for three nights. And my intention is to bring

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our podcast equipment. We're gonna be having

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a room party. We've already set up some meeting

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greets with some local groups. And I would like

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to start off 2026 with like, just a nice fun

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party podcast. So we'll see how that goes. We've

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brought our podcast a lot of places and have

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done very few on the road. It's one of those

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things like you again, ambitious. You bring all

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the equipment, but then you just end up having

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fun. Yeah. And like you, like you don't want

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to pause. You don't want to pause the night.

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You don't want to pause the party to be like,

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sit down. So I just feel like we need to make

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a conscious effort to get at least a couple of

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a couple of interviews. One of the interviews

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I wanted to do was our good friends the vet couple

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Mmm, but they unfortunately will not be making

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it this year. Didn't we interview them at a less

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party? Did we briefly? Yeah, I think we did.

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Yeah, I think so. I think you're right and But

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they were fairly new then and they're they're

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still new I'll say, you know, in air quotes,

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they're still newish, but they're definitely

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been around for a lot longer. So I'm really bummed

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that they are not going to be able to make it

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because I was going to potentially try with her

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one of my favorite positions. Does she know this?

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She was part of the conversation. Are you sure?

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She was. So the plan and the hopes were that

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one of my favorite things to do is to eat a girl

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out from behind, you know, bent over, butt cheek

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spread, insert tongue. And that was that was

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kind of in the works No, I definitely don't throw

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up by doing that so that that was the intention

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but unfortunately due to some work issues they

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had to pull out So they're not gonna be able

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to make it but yes, well we'll catch it we'll

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catch up on another party but We have quite a

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few friends going out there. We got all kinds

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of things going on there. We're gonna do, like

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I said, our room party. That's gonna be awesome.

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We're gonna be doing shots. I'm gonna be a bottomless

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bartender. With no bottom sauce? I'm gonna stir

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drinks with my penis. That's the plan. No salty

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pre -cum in there? I don't know. It's gonna be

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earlier in the day. We're doing a pre -party

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at noon. So that might be a little early for

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a bottomless party because that's probably gonna

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be a lot of people's first drink and They probably

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won't take me. I'm stirring it with my penis

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very well Ask you know, what's that ask before?

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Oh for sure. I'll definitely I'll definitely

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I get consent So I just want me I wanted to take

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this episode This is probably gonna be shorter

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than usual because we're not gonna dive into

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into too much because it is the eve of the Christmas

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also known as Christmas Eve. Yes. We have a very

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busy day tomorrow. So a couple things First off

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our sexy friends Starlet Vic Created a Christmas

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song for the sweets and it is phenomenal I'm

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a musician as we've discussed in the past and

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This song was dope. Yeah, he did a good job.

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He did a great job So I'm gonna we're gonna take

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just a two -second break and you're gonna play

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this song in its entirety and you guys are gonna

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be singing this song all night long and If you

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guys want a copy of it, let me know and I'll

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send you the mp3 and you can put it into your

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playlist So we're gonna take a short break and

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you're gonna listen to that song right now and

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we'll be back Sunshine glitter on the holiday

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breeze Red dress to swing away above the knees

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Mr. Sweet smirking with that spicy sway Sweet

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homes cheering like sweets lead the way That's

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your mistletoe cue, sliding smooth, let the moment

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choose you a little. Flirt look and a confident

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grin, baby, that's the moment when the fun begins.

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Just breathe sweet arms, don't overthink. Holiday

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heat hits quicker than you think. That's your

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Christmas miracle We brought peppermint shots

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Is that too much? Too much? Sweetums, you're

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right on brand We're scared but excited Nerves

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mean you care Excitement means you're ready Sweetums,

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you got this Shout out to all the sweetums Celebrating

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tonight To the newbies, we see you To the seasoned

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swingers, we love you And to everyone under that

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SoCal missile glow Have a very spicy Christmas

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Mr. Sweet's in the sleigh with the holiday bounce

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We don't count gifts, we count moments that count

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Sweetums lit up with a nighttime spark We keep

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it grown, keep it fun, keep it warm after dark

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If you're bobbing with a couple, let the moment

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ignite This old cow glow turns a shy look bright

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Cause in on lock, let the good times flow Sweetums,

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if you're ready, let the mistletoe know So, how

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was the song? Did you enjoy the song? Fucking

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dope, right? Are you asking me? I'm asking you,

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yeah. Oh, me? Yeah, the song was dope. And I'm

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asking... Are you trying to be cool? I'm trying

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to be super cool. 6 '7". Oh, Lord. So, yes, thank

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you Starla Vic for writing that song. That was

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dope. They've been so nice to us. They've sent

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us, like, custom, like... Cartoon character bus

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stickers. Yeah They are There is a fan out there

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one of our I Think he's yeah, Ivan. He said we

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could say his name a long time ago. He's our

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number one fan self -proclaimed number Okay,

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so Starlin and Vic I think are probably three

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and four behind the vet couple. So Once again,

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thank you guys so much It actually brought a

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little bit of a tear to my eye when the song

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came on. I'm like that is dope like It's always

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cool when someone does something really special

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like that for you. Yeah, and so unexpected and

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it was really cool So thank you so much Let's

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see. What else did I want to discuss? I Wanted

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to kind of go over things that we were thankful

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for in the year of the 2025 So what are you thankful

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for my love? Wow, you just really put me on the

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spot, didn't you? I don't like to give you the

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information before and Go that was rude So guys,

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really quick, tonight we are sober. Because it

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is the eve of the Christmas holiday. I'm completely

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sober. I mean, I feel sober. I feel sober, but

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I drink. We had a cocktail tonight. I had wine

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and champagne and a cocktail. As we were wrapping

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up some final presents and stuff like that. So

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we actually do not have a cocktail to cheers

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tonight. No, we don't. Because we are trying

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to be responsible here. And but we really wanted

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to get this episode out. So you're the twenty

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twenty five. What are you thankful for? We're

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just going to have a bunch of dead air while

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I'm thinking, are you going to edit the dead

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air? No, this is this is your answer. This is

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part of your answer. I have a lot of things to

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be thankful for. L .S. related. Yeah, I figured

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it's like. Car, my job. I don't know why I went

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Southern accent. I have no idea either. Okay.

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I'm going to give you a second to think about

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this. I know people are telling me that you,

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I am just talking way too much right now, but

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I just, I feel like I have to drive this train

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a little bit. You've been driving this train.

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So I think for me, the lifestyle has brought

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us like a huge friend group. Yeah, like I am

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NOT generally a friendly person I Have not known

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to have an abundance of friends, you know, but

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then we kind of you know fell into the LS and

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you know We originally got into it and then we

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weren't thinking friends. We weren't thinking,

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you know community we were just being very like

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Let's see what happens. But we've kind of unlocked

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this, you know, huge group of friends, like a

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great friend group we have now and then every

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day we're making new friends. And then, you know,

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we have the Sweetums Hotline and we are just,

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you know, every day getting messages from you

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guys, all the listeners. And there's so many

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listeners out there that are just awesome every

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day. You know, we have the late couple. Which

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uh, you know sends us hot pictures like just

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about daily keeps me going And then you know,

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of course we got the vet couple that been friends

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for a long time This podcast is just over two

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years long. We two years old. We started this

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podcast in august of 2023. Oh really? So we're

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like two Two and a half years old right now So

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that's pretty dope. It's a baby No, it's a toddler.

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It's a toddler So, you know, i'm really proud

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of us. We're at like This is episode 62. What

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are we going to do for 69? We're going to bone

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on air. We're going to get on YouTube. Don't

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make promises you can't keep. We're going to

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get on YouTube just to get kicked off. It's going

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to be great. That will not be a video show. Actually,

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if you send a message to our Sweetums line, you

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might get a pardon. So we actually got the late

00:17:16.109 --> 00:17:18.750
couple. They agreed to have a live interview

00:17:18.750 --> 00:17:22.160
with us. We just got to set it up and didn't

00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:25.319
they say topless? topless was required so we're

00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:28.240
gonna do a facetime interview and We'll see how

00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:31.019
that one goes and then of course we have the

00:17:31.019 --> 00:17:33.880
the Florida Bills couples. Have you heard from

00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.200
them recently? I have not oh sad. Yeah, it's

00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.640
it's it's been and the Bills are doing good You

00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:43.180
know, I stopped hearing from them when the Bills

00:17:43.180 --> 00:17:45.200
were losing they lost a couple of games in a

00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:48.500
row I feel like and Yeah, I need to check in

00:17:48.500 --> 00:17:51.599
with them Because it might i'm a charger fan.

00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:54.039
So it might end up chargers and bills are battling

00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:57.420
for position at some point So for the afc west

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no, not the afc west afc. Oh afc west is us four

00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:06.559
chiefs broncos raiders So i haven't heard from

00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:09.140
them for a hot minute, but um, you know, it's

00:18:09.140 --> 00:18:12.640
always there the pitchers live forever and then

00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:16.380
um, we definitely want to thank the uh The one

00:18:16.380 --> 00:18:18.980
review that made you stop laughing at my dumb

00:18:18.980 --> 00:18:21.980
jokes. Oh, yeah, I'm stopping that Yeah, she

00:18:21.980 --> 00:18:24.420
doesn't laugh anymore. She only laughs at 50

00:18:24.420 --> 00:18:28.019
% of my jokes 100 % of the time So thank you

00:18:28.019 --> 00:18:32.960
for that But you know, we've we've met so many

00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:35.420
great people all of our local friends I can't

00:18:35.420 --> 00:18:38.839
even like remember all of them to get sweet and

00:18:38.839 --> 00:18:40.839
sour we met because of the podcast sweet and

00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:42.660
sour we met because of the podcast because of

00:18:42.660 --> 00:18:45.920
beard and butt because of the podcast Yes. So

00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:49.920
I think the other other thing I have on here

00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:52.759
is like surprises from the lifestyle. So it kind

00:18:52.759 --> 00:18:55.240
of kind of goes hand in hand with. So you had

00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:57.779
a whole list of things to think and then you

00:18:57.779 --> 00:19:01.019
catch me off guard. Well, someone has to be somewhat

00:19:01.019 --> 00:19:05.279
prepared. So I just kind of feel like, you know,

00:19:05.380 --> 00:19:07.359
surprise from the lifestyle is just the friendship

00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:11.579
portion of it. Now I am on the weekends. I'm

00:19:11.579 --> 00:19:15.579
considered friendly. I'm not a I'm not a friend.

00:19:15.700 --> 00:19:18.980
I'm not a Monday friendly person Not friendly

00:19:18.980 --> 00:19:22.019
on Monday. No, that's my social battery is drained

00:19:22.019 --> 00:19:24.559
on Monday and it needs to be recharged. You know

00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:28.839
one thing that um from V and R that R and I were

00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:31.400
talking about is he was saying and we've talked

00:19:31.400 --> 00:19:33.400
about this before is like when people ask you

00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:35.920
like on Monday at work or whatever like how was

00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:38.519
your weekend or what did you do and they're and

00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:42.740
they're discussing like their barbecue or birthday

00:19:42.740 --> 00:19:45.859
party or whatever the fuck they went to and then

00:19:45.859 --> 00:19:49.440
you're like it's just like um yeah I had a good

00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:55.430
weekend we uh Went to dinner or I just say I

00:19:55.430 --> 00:19:58.109
went to a party or yeah, or some people ask like,

00:19:58.230 --> 00:19:59.970
oh, what are you doing for New Year's? I'm going

00:19:59.970 --> 00:20:05.289
to a party in La Jolla or And you make it sound

00:20:05.289 --> 00:20:06.950
like it's gonna be boring. You're like, yeah,

00:20:06.990 --> 00:20:12.470
you know, whatever Little do they know So yeah,

00:20:12.470 --> 00:20:14.930
it's just funny where he was like, yeah, he's

00:20:14.930 --> 00:20:17.430
like people are talking and I'm like if only

00:20:17.430 --> 00:20:22.109
knew what I did this weekend exactly They wouldn't

00:20:22.109 --> 00:20:26.690
be able to comprehend. Heads would explode. They

00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:31.569
would. So speaking of R &amp;B, we attended their

00:20:31.569 --> 00:20:35.809
Christmas party. Yeah. Yeah. So we kind of co

00:20:35.809 --> 00:20:37.690
-hosted the Christmas party with them. Yeah.

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At their house. Co -host. We helped promote it.

00:20:40.029 --> 00:20:42.089
We helped. Well, we were co -hosts. I mean, we

00:20:42.089 --> 00:20:44.390
were there. Yeah. Very much there. We were the

00:20:44.390 --> 00:20:47.170
second ones there. I mean, yeah, you did the

00:20:47.170 --> 00:20:50.710
music for them. So I guess, yeah. And did we

00:20:50.710 --> 00:20:53.400
have fun? We had a great time. It was a good

00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:55.880
party. They offered it for free because they

00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.200
never charge for anything at their house, which

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Is a choice and I respect that. Yeah um I it's

00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:06.279
fine to charge something because there is definitely

00:21:06.279 --> 00:21:09.380
a lot of money and um, you don't really think

00:21:09.380 --> 00:21:11.859
about it, but yeah, yeah ice and you get yeah

00:21:11.859 --> 00:21:16.089
ice and they had You know treats and they water

00:21:16.089 --> 00:21:19.750
soft drinks and buying cups and light it like

00:21:19.750 --> 00:21:23.230
they did some lights and yeah Just the little

00:21:23.230 --> 00:21:26.289
heated the pool Yeah, they hit it heated their

00:21:26.289 --> 00:21:30.170
pool. They I mean obviously the jacuzzi they

00:21:30.170 --> 00:21:33.990
you know, you have to so a lot of like towels

00:21:33.990 --> 00:21:35.970
and yeah things you just don't think about I

00:21:35.970 --> 00:21:38.130
think but they they don't charge they always

00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:40.529
just have everybody come and normally they do

00:21:40.529 --> 00:21:43.779
it just for close friends like When they have

00:21:43.779 --> 00:21:45.819
parties is they're usually a lot smaller. It's

00:21:45.819 --> 00:21:48.180
quite private invite only Yeah, but this year

00:21:48.180 --> 00:21:51.079
they decided and that's why we kind of ended

00:21:51.079 --> 00:21:53.400
up helping them because they don't have a community

00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:56.339
of their own They decided to do like hey open

00:21:56.339 --> 00:22:01.599
it up to anybody. So And we did. Yeah, you blasted

00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:04.299
it. And anybody showed up. And anybody showed

00:22:04.299 --> 00:22:06.180
up. A shit ton of people showed up. Yeah, there

00:22:06.180 --> 00:22:07.859
was a lot of people there. It was really fun.

00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:09.859
Like it started kind of slow and I was like,

00:22:09.940 --> 00:22:12.460
I wonder and I think I turned around and I like

00:22:12.460 --> 00:22:14.180
turned back around and I was like, oh, where

00:22:14.180 --> 00:22:16.059
the fuck did all these people come from? And

00:22:16.059 --> 00:22:18.539
I had to go outside because I was like a little

00:22:18.539 --> 00:22:21.579
overwhelmed with the amount of people just because

00:22:21.579 --> 00:22:24.720
I don't care where you are or what you're doing.

00:22:24.940 --> 00:22:27.170
People congregate in the kitchen. Congregate

00:22:27.170 --> 00:22:30.549
not congregate congregate in the kitchen So even

00:22:30.549 --> 00:22:32.609
though their kitchen was connected to like it's

00:22:32.609 --> 00:22:34.029
connected to their living room and stuff It's

00:22:34.029 --> 00:22:35.789
like everybody was in the kitchen and I was like

00:22:35.789 --> 00:22:38.769
I got myself somehow in a corner of the kitchen

00:22:38.769 --> 00:22:40.589
and there was just a ton of people around me

00:22:40.589 --> 00:22:42.230
and I was like I got to get out of here it was

00:22:42.230 --> 00:22:44.450
just like a lot of People but it was a really

00:22:44.450 --> 00:22:46.549
good party half naked and everybody was half

00:22:46.549 --> 00:22:49.569
me. Well, I everybody was happy I was half naked

00:22:49.569 --> 00:22:51.750
you were half naked some point my pants came

00:22:51.750 --> 00:22:57.599
off. Yeah, but um yeah, so we I went outside

00:22:57.599 --> 00:22:59.299
and I think that was when it was the busiest

00:22:59.299 --> 00:23:06.180
I was outside. And. I was outside actually talking

00:23:06.180 --> 00:23:11.839
to Sweet and Sour and they brought up he he was

00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:16.259
like, what's your most embarrassing story? And

00:23:16.259 --> 00:23:18.180
he started telling a story and I was thinking

00:23:18.180 --> 00:23:20.779
L .S. story, but he just started telling like

00:23:20.779 --> 00:23:25.660
a random story and I was like, OK. OK, yeah.

00:23:26.670 --> 00:23:28.529
I was like, not exactly what I was thinking,

00:23:28.769 --> 00:23:30.190
but they're new. They probably don't even have

00:23:30.190 --> 00:23:33.430
an embarrassing LS story. Probably not. Do you

00:23:33.430 --> 00:23:36.390
have an embarrassing LS story? Embarrassing LS

00:23:36.390 --> 00:23:44.009
story? Now I put you on the spot. I don't get

00:23:44.009 --> 00:23:47.789
embarrassed. Yeah. So I don't think embarrassing

00:23:47.789 --> 00:23:52.170
like To me an embarrassing ls story would be

00:23:52.170 --> 00:23:54.990
I farted in someone girl's like some girl's face

00:23:54.990 --> 00:23:57.829
Or something, you know, I mean like something

00:23:57.829 --> 00:24:01.930
like that and that's never happened. Yeah I mean

00:24:01.930 --> 00:24:05.089
i've had issues getting hard like toilet paper

00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:08.730
stuck in your butt No, i've never had toilet

00:24:08.730 --> 00:24:11.730
paper stuck in my butt That's a you at the hotel

00:24:11.730 --> 00:24:16.559
I never had toilet paper stuck in my butt But

00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:18.980
no I've never had an embarrassing like I've had

00:24:18.980 --> 00:24:21.240
things happen where I couldn't you know get an

00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:23.440
erection But I wouldn't consider that embarrassing.

00:24:23.460 --> 00:24:26.859
That's just like yeah, it happens. Yeah, it's

00:24:26.859 --> 00:24:30.579
it doesn't make me happy right at all But I wouldn't

00:24:30.579 --> 00:24:35.740
say embarrassing. Yeah regretful I've missed

00:24:35.740 --> 00:24:39.460
some opportunities looking back I've I think

00:24:39.460 --> 00:24:42.240
I've rectified the situations that I've haven't

00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:45.440
had issue or that of except for one there's one

00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:49.799
girl that got away yeah yeah and she will never

00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:52.599
be on the table again i think you know who i'm

00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:55.920
talking about oh yeah yeah because she's only

00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:59.079
on the table for women exactly yeah there was

00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:02.160
a night where the mister wasn't working and i

00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:04.019
thought all right cool i'll have another chance

00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:08.980
down here fellas sometimes like m &amp;m says you

00:25:08.980 --> 00:25:11.319
only get one shot you know do not miss your chance

00:25:11.319 --> 00:25:15.990
to blow but Things happen for a reason, right?

00:25:16.190 --> 00:25:19.829
Right. And I've actually rectified one of my

00:25:19.829 --> 00:25:22.410
other missed opportunities at this very party.

00:25:23.670 --> 00:25:29.809
The Elsinore Couple. The LBC Couple. Yes, we'll

00:25:29.809 --> 00:25:31.430
call them that, yes. Yeah, that's right, the

00:25:31.430 --> 00:25:33.309
LBC Couple. I think I've called them the LBC

00:25:33.309 --> 00:25:36.329
Couple. I think you are correct, yes. Yeah. So

00:25:36.329 --> 00:25:39.519
we got to this party at 6 p .m. And we didn't

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.500
leave till 6 a .m. So we're calling it we're

00:25:42.500 --> 00:25:47.059
the 6 a .m. Crew. It's the 12 -hour party so

00:25:47.059 --> 00:25:50.720
What part of the party how much of the party

00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:52.900
do you remember because once we got going like

00:25:52.900 --> 00:25:55.059
it's just so much shit was happening It was so

00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:59.160
blur and I remember a good part of it. I remember

00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:05.700
you going down on a girl from behind And fighting

00:26:06.349 --> 00:26:08.529
So you were going down on a girl from behind

00:26:08.529 --> 00:26:11.009
a girl was going down on that same girl from

00:26:11.009 --> 00:26:13.150
the front Well, it started with me. I did it

00:26:13.150 --> 00:26:16.170
first to her. Yeah, just uh, initially just by

00:26:16.170 --> 00:26:19.910
myself and then she wanted to join in So we flipped

00:26:19.910 --> 00:26:22.630
her around and I like my favorite thing going

00:26:22.630 --> 00:26:25.109
from the back Yeah, and you guys I told you guys

00:26:25.109 --> 00:26:27.930
to try and kiss in the middle like bleeding the

00:26:27.930 --> 00:26:32.569
tramp the spaghetti And we tried I don't I think

00:26:32.569 --> 00:26:37.529
we like tickled tongues but uh that was fun that

00:26:37.529 --> 00:26:40.809
was that was i would say that was a bucket list

00:26:40.809 --> 00:26:43.890
item yeah yeah it wasn't knowingly a bucket list

00:26:43.890 --> 00:26:45.490
item but i'm like i feel like i checked it oh

00:26:45.490 --> 00:26:47.730
now i'm checking that one and then then the girl

00:26:47.730 --> 00:26:49.930
that was meeting the in the middle i took her

00:26:49.930 --> 00:26:52.390
to the couch and just did her for a second well

00:26:52.390 --> 00:26:57.089
licked her didn't do her licked her um i did

00:26:57.089 --> 00:27:01.950
a double blow job yes with um honestly i can't

00:27:01.950 --> 00:27:04.900
remember what girl was next to me. I want to

00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:08.859
say the same girl that went down with you. Yes.

00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:15.839
And then we're gonna call them fontana fun. Fontana

00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:18.299
fun. Okay. Fontana fun. Okay. The fontana fun

00:27:18.299 --> 00:27:20.920
girl. I think I went down. I think she was the

00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:23.180
other one. But we went and did like a little

00:27:23.180 --> 00:27:26.599
double blow job with the male partner of the

00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:30.259
LBC couple. All this is happening in the kitchen,

00:27:30.259 --> 00:27:32.490
by the way. Just to give you all perspective.

00:27:32.490 --> 00:27:35.049
We were not in a private room We were you were

00:27:35.049 --> 00:27:36.950
in the middle of their living room literally

00:27:36.950 --> 00:27:39.910
like a spectator sport You know it and I was

00:27:39.910 --> 00:27:41.910
in the I mean this wasn't happening at the exact

00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:45.069
same time But then when I I was in the kitchen

00:27:45.069 --> 00:27:52.309
um with the guy and yeah, so that was There was

00:27:52.309 --> 00:27:58.190
yeah there was um r from r v and r went down

00:27:58.190 --> 00:28:01.529
on me on the couch Did I? I don't recall that.

00:28:01.809 --> 00:28:07.230
No. No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Oh, wait.

00:28:07.369 --> 00:28:12.490
Okay. Yeah. Okay. I took it as I thought you

00:28:12.490 --> 00:28:16.910
said V. Oh, I did not see that. No, she did not.

00:28:16.910 --> 00:28:19.289
He did. He went down to me on the couch in the

00:28:19.289 --> 00:28:21.430
living room. Wouldn't be the first. Yeah. Nor

00:28:21.430 --> 00:28:24.490
the last. No. Not even the last time that night.

00:28:25.089 --> 00:28:33.490
No. And then later in the evening, V went and

00:28:33.490 --> 00:28:37.910
took a nap. So she was out for a few hours. She

00:28:37.910 --> 00:28:43.329
had some pre -nap activities upstairs. She needed

00:28:43.329 --> 00:28:48.349
a break. Yeah, she had some fun earlier in the

00:28:48.349 --> 00:28:53.069
night and took a nap. So then it was... By this

00:28:53.069 --> 00:28:55.710
time, I think most everybody had left. It was

00:28:55.710 --> 00:29:00.490
just the LBC couple, you and I, and then R and

00:29:00.490 --> 00:29:02.390
V, obviously who lived there because it was at

00:29:02.390 --> 00:29:10.109
their house. But she was in a nap. So R was mostly

00:29:10.109 --> 00:29:12.210
just walking around trying to clean up stuff.

00:29:12.210 --> 00:29:14.450
And then we were in the room downstairs they

00:29:14.450 --> 00:29:18.309
had set up as a playroom with the LBC couple.

00:29:19.069 --> 00:29:22.309
there was more like playing going on between

00:29:22.309 --> 00:29:25.970
you and her than him and I we we kissed a little

00:29:25.970 --> 00:29:27.829
bit and I was stroking his dick but we really

00:29:27.829 --> 00:29:30.369
didn't like do any we were kind of like seeing

00:29:30.369 --> 00:29:34.789
what you guys were doing yeah because the girl

00:29:34.789 --> 00:29:38.329
of the LBC couple she's funny she's wild she

00:29:38.329 --> 00:29:42.170
does crazy shit she says crazy shit she's like

00:29:42.170 --> 00:29:46.549
a squirrel She's a rabbit squirrel. You were

00:29:46.549 --> 00:29:49.009
calling her something I think because you're

00:29:49.009 --> 00:29:51.650
like just stop because you were trying to fuck

00:29:51.650 --> 00:29:58.609
her, right? Yeah At some point she was she was

00:29:58.609 --> 00:30:00.930
giving me head and she I was laying on my back

00:30:00.930 --> 00:30:04.089
and she was leaning over me and She was like

00:30:04.089 --> 00:30:06.329
12 inches above me and just like was spitting

00:30:06.329 --> 00:30:09.130
on my dick Yeah, like lit like a long thing.

00:30:09.170 --> 00:30:12.029
That was in the bedroom, too. Yeah, and I was

00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:15.789
like Okay, I can't do the spit thing. Yeah. Oh,

00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:20.509
it was weird. Here's the thing. It was ridiculous.

00:30:21.430 --> 00:30:24.710
But it was fun. Yeah, sex is supposed to be fun.

00:30:24.829 --> 00:30:27.349
She's super fun. Neither one of us are serious.

00:30:27.529 --> 00:30:30.609
They're not serious. So if the whole time this

00:30:30.609 --> 00:30:32.569
is happening, he's just talking. He's like, Do

00:30:32.569 --> 00:30:37.250
you see this what I have to deal with? So we're

00:30:37.250 --> 00:30:40.410
having fun. And you know what? It's it's it's

00:30:40.410 --> 00:30:43.210
not serious and she's silly. She's always been

00:30:43.210 --> 00:30:46.289
silly like we've gone to many pool parties and

00:30:46.289 --> 00:30:48.430
She'll like stand and go to the bathroom at a

00:30:48.430 --> 00:30:50.670
urinal next to a guy with the best of them. It's

00:30:50.670 --> 00:30:53.690
just she's just insane Yeah, she's silly. So

00:30:53.690 --> 00:30:55.710
it's like we're having a good time and I'm just

00:30:55.710 --> 00:30:59.410
like thinking this is different, but this is

00:30:59.410 --> 00:31:03.210
this is fun and here we are So that we were doing

00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:05.369
it in there and I started fucking her in there

00:31:05.369 --> 00:31:09.950
the first time. Yeah and And then all of a sudden,

00:31:10.269 --> 00:31:12.490
I think it was while you guys were fucking, all

00:31:12.490 --> 00:31:16.630
of a sudden a dog just jumps onto the bed and

00:31:16.630 --> 00:31:19.690
starts licking all our faces. I was like, what

00:31:19.690 --> 00:31:21.769
the hell? It was just par for the course at that

00:31:21.769 --> 00:31:22.849
point. Right? Because everything was just so

00:31:22.849 --> 00:31:25.869
silly. And it was probably what? 3 .38? Yes.

00:31:26.170 --> 00:31:28.069
It's probably about 3 or 3 .30 a .m. at this

00:31:28.069 --> 00:31:29.809
time. So like you said, most people are gone.

00:31:29.910 --> 00:31:32.069
Yeah, I think everybody was gone. So it was just

00:31:32.069 --> 00:31:33.710
funny because all of a sudden this dog just jumps

00:31:33.710 --> 00:31:36.329
up on the bed. Well, what happened was V had

00:31:36.329 --> 00:31:39.150
gotten up from her nap and she was in the room

00:31:39.150 --> 00:31:41.630
with the dog where she was napping because it's

00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:45.250
their dog. And so then when she opened the door,

00:31:45.470 --> 00:31:47.549
probably not knowing that there were still people

00:31:47.549 --> 00:31:50.289
there because it was so like early late, whatever

00:31:50.289 --> 00:31:52.470
you want to call it. So she just let her dog

00:31:52.470 --> 00:31:56.059
out. No warning. And her dog just like ran into

00:31:56.059 --> 00:32:02.259
the room like a psychopath. Great dog. That dog

00:32:02.259 --> 00:32:04.200
was all in everybody's business. Yeah, it was

00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.940
funny. And so then since V was up, R was like,

00:32:08.140 --> 00:32:11.319
OK, now we can get this going with the six of

00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.359
us. Yeah. So at that point, we moved to the couch.

00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:16.900
We were. Yeah, we were in the. Well, yeah, we

00:32:16.900 --> 00:32:21.980
were just in the couch. I was naked. I don't

00:32:21.980 --> 00:32:26.309
know. I think the other two girls were naked

00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:31.690
too, I'm 100 % sure. But we moved into the front

00:32:31.690 --> 00:32:34.609
room and sitting on the couch and we were just

00:32:34.609 --> 00:32:38.269
talking. I was fucking you a little bit in the

00:32:38.269 --> 00:32:40.869
room before we left. I think you started fucking

00:32:40.869 --> 00:32:45.829
me before. Yeah, it was very quickly. Yeah, before

00:32:45.829 --> 00:32:50.549
the LBC couple came in. Yeah, that makes sense.

00:32:50.630 --> 00:32:53.170
Yeah. Yeah, and then they joined and then things

00:32:53.170 --> 00:33:00.829
like um, but then we were in the front room and

00:33:00.829 --> 00:33:04.329
Just we're all just chatting I don't even know

00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:06.990
he was on yeah, the TV was on we're all just

00:33:06.990 --> 00:33:11.029
sitting there chatting more or less And then

00:33:11.029 --> 00:33:13.109
I don't even know what I think you said something

00:33:13.109 --> 00:33:15.650
and so then well I I was sitting there and I

00:33:15.650 --> 00:33:20.069
was kind of I was horny And I think I like I

00:33:20.069 --> 00:33:22.049
pull my dick out like yeah from underneath the

00:33:22.049 --> 00:33:23.710
covers Yeah, I was like someone needs to suck

00:33:23.710 --> 00:33:28.089
this and then the LBC couple girls said Well

00:33:28.089 --> 00:33:31.049
It's not really my thing, but I'm told I'm good

00:33:31.049 --> 00:33:33.730
at it So I'll give it a shot again and she did

00:33:33.730 --> 00:33:35.690
the same thing with the spit and I was like,

00:33:35.690 --> 00:33:39.470
oh my gosh and then our got up and was in the

00:33:39.470 --> 00:33:43.089
room where we had previously been in the bag

00:33:43.089 --> 00:33:45.650
looking for condoms our party bag that we yeah,

00:33:45.650 --> 00:33:50.359
and I I got up just to go to the bathroom, which

00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:53.779
is through that room. So I saw him in there.

00:33:53.779 --> 00:33:55.640
I'm like, oh, okay. He's getting condoms. I'm

00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:59.819
like, clearly something is about to go down planned

00:33:59.819 --> 00:34:05.359
here. So then I think you started, who did you

00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:08.940
fuck first? Uh, LBC couple. Okay. That's what

00:34:08.940 --> 00:34:12.800
I thought. And she was like trying to lay down

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.420
and like go into like prone position and I wasn't

00:34:16.420 --> 00:34:18.900
at all on the right. Position for prone position

00:34:18.900 --> 00:34:21.400
and it was just like you're on the floor Yeah,

00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.380
so it was just is very awkward and I that's one

00:34:24.380 --> 00:34:25.900
point I grabbed her hips and I pulled her up

00:34:25.900 --> 00:34:28.280
on like stop fucking move Well, the problem was

00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.340
we were on the floor. Yeah, and so the carpet

00:34:31.340 --> 00:34:33.400
was really rough on my knees So I'm sure that's

00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:36.260
why she probably laid flat because the carpet

00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:42.820
was not nice to our knees and So are of V &amp;R

00:34:42.820 --> 00:34:46.710
started fucking me And so I'm assuming, I'm pretty

00:34:46.710 --> 00:34:52.389
sure because I had heard V and the LBC couple,

00:34:52.389 --> 00:34:58.130
they were fucking on the couch. So there was

00:34:58.130 --> 00:35:01.150
that going on. And then you, I don't know how

00:35:01.150 --> 00:35:05.829
you got V. Did LBC couple get up cuz I was being

00:35:05.829 --> 00:35:08.409
fuck. I have no idea what you guys are doing

00:35:08.409 --> 00:35:13.190
and then I saw I think you had a new girl I think

00:35:13.190 --> 00:35:17.170
it was basically that like I think LBC girl was

00:35:17.170 --> 00:35:20.510
like just kind of done Yeah, the like the carpet

00:35:20.510 --> 00:35:24.690
was right. Yeah, so she got up and I basically

00:35:24.690 --> 00:35:27.170
Called the V over. I'm like, alright, let's go

00:35:27.170 --> 00:35:29.389
and then she jumped off the couch when we switched

00:35:29.389 --> 00:35:33.949
positions And then yeah, I was banging her And

00:35:33.949 --> 00:35:36.489
just about the time I start starting with hers,

00:35:36.650 --> 00:35:39.010
you guys were kind of starting to wrap up, though.

00:35:39.730 --> 00:35:42.269
Yeah. So because, like I said, the carpet was

00:35:42.269 --> 00:35:46.889
rough. So I was in doggy and then he flipped

00:35:46.889 --> 00:35:49.289
me over to my back. But either way, like when

00:35:49.289 --> 00:35:52.710
I was on in doggy, my knees and my elbows were

00:35:52.710 --> 00:35:55.150
getting like roughed up. And then when I was

00:35:55.150 --> 00:35:57.599
on my back, it was like my. Back was rubbing

00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:00.679
against the carpet and it was getting rough.

00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:03.760
I know So I was like, what is it with us and

00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:05.780
fucking on the floor? Like there was a perfectly

00:36:05.780 --> 00:36:08.840
good bed in the other room You just got to go

00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:13.000
with uh the flow That's like the same thing when

00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:17.099
we were in big bear and then You guys finished

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:19.880
so we we didn't he didn't finish. No one finished

00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:21.960
We just stopped because I told him I was like,

00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:23.820
I need a break because I was like this. It's

00:36:23.820 --> 00:36:26.599
like Yeah, I need a break but then I saw you

00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:28.980
had V and doggy so I'm like putting a blanket

00:36:28.980 --> 00:36:31.800
underneath her knees because I was like You're

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:33.599
trying to help her I was like let me help a girl

00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:36.460
out I know it's rough. You are a girl's girl.

00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:40.599
I am and then so him and I got up I got some

00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:44.719
water and then he was like can I finish by fucking

00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.719
you and coming on your back like on your butt

00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.690
or whatever and I was like sure And I didn't

00:36:51.690 --> 00:36:53.010
realize we were going to be fucking again. I

00:36:53.010 --> 00:36:54.809
thought maybe he was just going to be like jerking

00:36:54.809 --> 00:36:57.550
off on my butt or whatever. But he was like,

00:36:57.550 --> 00:36:59.230
no. So we were fucking again. Oh, we're doing

00:36:59.230 --> 00:37:02.909
this. And so we did that. So we were fucking

00:37:02.909 --> 00:37:06.190
again. And then I was rubbing his balls and stroking

00:37:06.190 --> 00:37:08.190
while he was while I was in doggy, like through

00:37:08.190 --> 00:37:11.250
my legs, through his whatever and then tickling

00:37:11.250 --> 00:37:15.909
his balls. And then, yeah, he came. Did he come

00:37:15.909 --> 00:37:18.369
on your on your butt? No, he just came in the

00:37:18.369 --> 00:37:23.219
condom. And then you guys were done. Yeah, we

00:37:23.219 --> 00:37:26.139
were and I was just like You guys stood up and

00:37:26.139 --> 00:37:27.699
I looked back at you. I was like, can I go for

00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:31.039
a little bit more? Cuz like we weren't finished

00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:34.320
Yeah, and like I wasn't gonna finish like I wasn't

00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:36.079
in a position where I knew I was gonna finish.

00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:43.650
Yeah, like I just Cuz I had I had a Had I only

00:37:43.650 --> 00:37:47.309
had V for half the time? Yeah, so like I wanted

00:37:47.309 --> 00:37:49.829
a little more time with V. Yeah before we called

00:37:49.829 --> 00:37:52.789
it, right? Yeah, fine I think I did like maybe

00:37:52.789 --> 00:37:56.070
another 30 seconds. All right Till next time.

00:37:56.590 --> 00:38:00.369
Yeah, and then it was like the Sun was coming

00:38:00.369 --> 00:38:05.630
up. Yeah, and we came home and By that time I

00:38:05.630 --> 00:38:09.849
was sober enough to drive So I Ended up driving

00:38:09.849 --> 00:38:12.230
us home because you had all your music equipment.

00:38:12.230 --> 00:38:13.630
So I was like, I'll just drive us home I mean,

00:38:13.630 --> 00:38:16.730
it's 6 a .m. And I haven't drank anything for

00:38:16.730 --> 00:38:19.190
hours at that point. Yeah, very many lots of

00:38:19.190 --> 00:38:22.550
hours so we got home and we basically went straight

00:38:22.550 --> 00:38:26.449
to sleep because Yeah, cuz it was 6 a .m. But

00:38:26.449 --> 00:38:30.690
I think I woke you up at like 9 To fuck again.

00:38:30.690 --> 00:38:33.929
Yeah, cuz I'm like, oh that's the next day. I

00:38:33.929 --> 00:38:36.190
Tried to sleep and you kept waking me up to fuck.

00:38:36.190 --> 00:38:38.860
Yeah Literally all day pretty you went down and

00:38:38.860 --> 00:38:42.019
watched football and then you have time. Yeah

00:38:42.019 --> 00:38:44.199
every time like before you watch your game You're

00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:45.420
like, oh, I think I have time before my game.

00:38:45.420 --> 00:38:49.099
We're gonna fuck and then you okay Fine, I woke

00:38:49.099 --> 00:38:51.340
up we fucked and then I went back to sleep and

00:38:51.340 --> 00:38:53.159
you went down to watch your game And then yeah,

00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:55.800
you come back up at halftime. You're like We're

00:38:55.800 --> 00:39:02.000
gonna fuck again And so we fucked again and then

00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.440
you went back down and then you came back up

00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:06.460
after the end of the game You came back out to

00:39:06.460 --> 00:39:08.460
the end of the game really and we're gonna fuck

00:39:08.460 --> 00:39:10.340
again. I'm like, no, I think that one I said

00:39:10.340 --> 00:39:11.860
just give me a hand Oh, yeah, you said give me

00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:14.519
a hand job like I'll leave your vagina alone

00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:18.280
Cuz you're like, I'm pretty sore right now My

00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:19.960
vagina is getting a little sore had a lot going

00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:22.820
on your tits out my tits out. Are you complaining?

00:39:28.329 --> 00:39:30.590
So I would say that that party was a very good

00:39:30.590 --> 00:39:33.590
success. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Also, we

00:39:33.590 --> 00:39:35.469
saw some people we hadn't seen. Yeah, a little

00:39:35.469 --> 00:39:40.889
bit. Met some new people. Um, we did. Yeah, it

00:39:40.889 --> 00:39:43.989
was fun. Yeah. It was good vibes. 10 out of 10

00:39:43.989 --> 00:39:45.610
would do again. 10 out of 10 would do it again.

00:39:46.250 --> 00:39:49.269
Um, probably wouldn't, wouldn't wait till three

00:39:49.269 --> 00:39:53.050
to start looking, but I don't know. Go with the

00:39:53.050 --> 00:39:56.489
flow. Yeah. So there was lots of low jobs in

00:39:56.489 --> 00:39:59.000
the kitchen. There was a lot lots of blowjobs.

00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:02.860
Yeah, I saw like sore your child. So I saw a

00:40:02.860 --> 00:40:07.699
lot of um Guys getting blowjobs There there was

00:40:07.699 --> 00:40:09.760
like a little circle of guys and a circle of

00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:14.019
girls doing blowjobs in the kitchen Worst I didn't

00:40:14.019 --> 00:40:16.139
really see a whole lot of other stuff, but that

00:40:16.139 --> 00:40:18.000
doesn't mean it wasn't happening I'm sure people

00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:21.739
I mean the room that had the bed for set up for

00:40:21.739 --> 00:40:25.000
play that like I had to change the sheets when

00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.070
we went in there because they were like wet.

00:40:27.510 --> 00:40:35.429
And then which just FYI, if you play on sheets,

00:40:35.710 --> 00:40:38.889
especially if you wet the sheets, remove them.

00:40:38.929 --> 00:40:42.809
Like that's like common courtesy. That's kind

00:40:42.809 --> 00:40:46.030
of Swinger 101. Yeah, just it's not a perfect

00:40:46.030 --> 00:40:49.409
system. Just do your best. Yeah. Pro tip to try

00:40:49.409 --> 00:40:51.789
and change the sheets if you've created a mess

00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:57.139
on sheets for the next person. V of V and R.

00:40:57.500 --> 00:41:00.519
She fucked a lot of people that night. She had

00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.699
a good time. Yeah, she fucked Don't put all her

00:41:04.699 --> 00:41:07.480
business out there Well, I just think she said

00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:10.280
she was saying she was she went in with a goal.

00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:14.440
Oh, I didn't know yeah She said she said and

00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:16.980
she said in 2025 she didn't fuck as many people

00:41:16.980 --> 00:41:21.739
as she wanted to mmm, so she said that night

00:41:21.739 --> 00:41:25.909
she was gonna fuck She's trying to enter 2025

00:41:25.909 --> 00:41:30.309
with the bang. Yeah, so and she did I'm not gonna

00:41:30.309 --> 00:41:32.429
say who she's saying she still got time to add

00:41:32.429 --> 00:41:35.989
more to she's got a few days left They're gonna

00:41:35.989 --> 00:41:38.610
go to the plush party. So she could probably

00:41:38.610 --> 00:41:40.889
make it before the end of there's plenty of time

00:41:40.889 --> 00:41:43.610
there Yeah, there's lots of time and in addition

00:41:43.610 --> 00:41:45.690
to the New Year's Eve plush party. We're actually

00:41:45.690 --> 00:41:49.869
doing a little bit of a I Wouldn't call it a

00:41:49.869 --> 00:41:52.969
meeting greet just a get -together this Saturday

00:41:52.969 --> 00:41:56.250
night the What's the date of the Saturday night?

00:41:57.949 --> 00:42:02.650
Today's the 24th. 27th. Sounds good. We're doing

00:42:02.650 --> 00:42:06.449
a, on the 27th, we're doing a get together meet

00:42:06.449 --> 00:42:10.170
and greet in Old Town, Temecula. You're calling

00:42:10.170 --> 00:42:12.889
it a meet and greet now? I mean, there's 40 people

00:42:12.889 --> 00:42:15.969
coming. I mean, that's what it says. There's

00:42:15.969 --> 00:42:18.730
at least 30 people for sure. And the night is

00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:22.860
still young. Anytime we go out with friends we

00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:24.760
I like to always put it out there and say hey

00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:27.880
You know if your old friends come hang out and

00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:29.960
new friends come meet us like just come hang

00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:33.219
out. So There's a good mix of new and old that's

00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:35.519
gonna be a fun time And then of course the plush

00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:38.539
can't wait for that. That's just one more workday

00:42:38.539 --> 00:42:42.820
away One more workday away one more I know that's

00:42:42.820 --> 00:42:45.159
what you told me That's how I measure my life

00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:47.780
is one more workday one more workday till I get

00:42:47.780 --> 00:42:53.559
to go have fun so With that being said here we

00:42:53.559 --> 00:43:05.800
are on the eve of the Christmas 2025 You're looking

00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:12.920
at me like It was the night before Christmas

00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:18.710
it is so that being said happy holidays and Merry

00:43:18.710 --> 00:43:22.489
Christmas if you celebrate it and Is there anything

00:43:22.489 --> 00:43:24.329
else you would like to tell her your tits out

00:43:24.329 --> 00:43:26.989
again our fine listeners? My tit has just been

00:43:26.989 --> 00:43:34.969
out It's it's just been living there Your dick's

00:43:34.969 --> 00:43:37.230
moving Is there anything you'd like to say to

00:43:37.230 --> 00:43:41.429
conclude this episode? No, thank you guys for

00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:43.789
listening I guess that's what I'm thankful for

00:43:43.789 --> 00:43:49.280
people actually listening to me One other thing

00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:55.480
so we have our Sweden's hotline and We get photos

00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:58.380
and you know well wishes and all kinds of stuff

00:43:58.380 --> 00:44:01.760
constantly and I will say to the people that

00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:05.840
message us and You know, I try do my best to

00:44:05.840 --> 00:44:10.360
get back to you, but Never never think you're

00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.480
bugging us in a sense of If you send a message

00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:15.340
and I, you know, we talked for a little bit and

00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:17.860
then we don't talk again for a month. Feel free

00:44:17.860 --> 00:44:20.440
to send another message. You know, there's just

00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:23.260
a lot going on. Life is life and, and yeah, you

00:44:23.260 --> 00:44:24.599
know, we'd love to hear from you. If you want

00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:27.239
to just drop, drop us a daily message. Love to

00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:29.960
hear it. A tit of the day. I love to see it.

00:44:30.500 --> 00:44:33.500
And I would really love to see all your sex,

00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:37.789
sexy Christmas outfits for this holiday. So Send

00:44:37.789 --> 00:44:40.849
it our way and your birthday is coming up here

00:44:40.849 --> 00:44:43.130
pretty soon in January my birthday is coming

00:44:43.130 --> 00:44:45.309
up So I think we're gonna have to get like a

00:44:45.309 --> 00:44:51.690
dick of the month thing going on Yeah so Gentlemen

00:44:51.690 --> 00:44:53.690
feel free to sit in your dick of the month and

00:44:53.690 --> 00:44:56.809
I'll uh, I'll put him in a nice collage for the

00:44:56.809 --> 00:45:04.739
mrs A slideshow of dicks Sounds wonderful. So

00:45:04.739 --> 00:45:06.599
I think we're gonna go ahead and conclude this

00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:10.619
episode and we'll see what 2026 brings us that

00:45:10.619 --> 00:45:14.199
being said When enjoying the sweet side of life,

00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:17.320
keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns

00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:20.780
and keep shaking it up. Love you, baby. And Merry

00:45:20.780 --> 00:45:26.260
Christmas Happy Kwanzaa. Just kidding Merry Christmas

00:45:26.260 --> 00:45:32.380
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