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Welcome to the birthday edition of Hittin' the
Streets with the Sweets. It's my birthday, motherfucker.
It was your birthday. It's still my birthday.
It's over. It's my birthday month. It's over.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. This past
Wednesday was my birthday. And I turned 16 years
old. That's weird. I got my first puke. That
got weird real quick. Very quick, yeah. So, you...
We didn't do our weekly Thursday show today,
this week. No. Why? Football. Football was one.
But you also had to get up super early Friday.
Yes, I did. And then we had one of my kind of
birthday get -togethers on Friday night. and
then last night we went to Athena's Halloween
party slash birthday party. So this is kind of
the first chance we've gotten to crack the microphones
as they say in the industry. So you're getting
a hit in the streets with the sweets. Athena's
edition. So if you listen to our last episode,
we kind of started at the part one of our, you
know, getting back to the basics, what to expect.
and our next episode was going to be part two
however um we're doing this change of plans change
of plans because i have notes that i want to
review and i'm currently driving and i have no
notes because you don't share your notes and
we're sober So when we're talking about serious
things, I'd like to make sure I have some liquor
in it. It just makes sense. Make it less serious.
Yes. So we're just going to do a quick kind of
recap of our last couple nights events and what
we did last night. And then next time, excuse
me, next time we do a full fledged episode, we'll
do part two, which hopefully we can get to this
week. That's the plan, but there's football again
on Thursday But this past Thursday was the Chargers
versus the Vikings game, and I'm a Chargers fan
So I had to get to sit there and watch that one
for sure So let's start my birthday festivities
What do we do on Friday? We did a last -minute
meat and green Apachanga Slash birthday party
for four people for four different guys. We had
Roberto we had sweet and sour mr. Sweet and sour
we had Mr. Palm Springs couple and we had you
Very close together like days apart. Well, actually
mr. Palm Springs couple his is on the 27th No,
so the early birthday It still counts but getting
everybody together in October is difficult because
of all the birthdays and because of all the Halloween
stuff All the parties and everything last weekend
was plush which we were unable to attend but
The Palm Springs couple went and said it was
a great time sent pictures. It looked really
fun. Hopefully we could do that next year So
we did meet and greet kind of thing and that
was actually a lot of people came out for how
literally it was a day's notice. Yeah. And a
lot of people I hadn't seen in a while. Yeah
for sure. Which was good to see some people like
some faces that you know we don't always get
to see it. I was looking at faces as much as
I knew her. There was one couple there that she
always has the best like outfits and she had
these leggings on that looked like She was just
wearing boots and chaps like assless chaps And
it wasn't it wasn't like a costume thing. She
was just wearing. I mean obviously just because
it's fun and So she she walked in and every time
she walked by I was like, oh my gosh It looks
like you're naked and I just keep like double
-taking cuz I'm like you can't do that at Pechanga,
right? But lots of fun couples so we did that
Friday night and then we met some new people
Yeah, we met some new people. I've been talking
to them probably a couple weeks on the Cassidy's
and they wanted to meet up and they were actually
in our area so they swung out. Nice people. Yeah,
super nice people. Good looking couple. We're
trying to get them all to go to the New Year's.
Right, we're trying to recruit everybody. We're
recruiting everybody we know to the New Year's
party at Plush at La Jolla. Anyway, and then...
So then last night we had Athena's which was
was a costume party, which is in Fontana, California
Southern California we've talked about it on
some other episodes and We've had some really
fun experiences there and we've also had some
bad experiences there bad. Yeah I feel like I
block out the bad. Maybe I don't know. No, we've
had a we've had a handful of When I say handful,
like one of... You have a small hand. I have
tiny hands. No, we've had a similar... We've
had, you know, just like any couple does, we've
had a couple disagreements. Yeah. And, you know,
we've forged through it, and as you do, here
we are. So yesterday we were staying at a hotel.
A lot of people who were going to the... Event
we're staying at the same hotel we were at but
it wasn't like obviously a takeover or anything
Just happened to be it's there's not many nice.
It's close and it's cheap. Yeah, there's not
many nice. Well, and it's a nice hotel There's
not many nice hotels In the area that are like
Ubering distance like that makes sense. So it's
one of you So there's a lot of people there anyway
to say that And the first thing we see when we
walk in to the lobby is there's a sign welcoming
this Prayers group prayer group. Yeah, what was
it something prayers prayer? Yeah, I don't remember
pictures of it, but yeah, we're like, okay These
the crossover happens all the time where there's
a church group and then swingers Exactly. Like
I said some people stay for both. We're on the
same timeline Speaking of that. I don't be on
our last episode. We were talking about the swing
nation how they Did an interview with a former
pastor and stuff and how good the episode was
and we actually talked to a lot of people recently
Recently that said they listened to that episode
and they all agree was really good so if you
guys haven't heard it check out swing nation
their podcast and if you're one of the people
that battle with like a religion slash Swinger
crossover and how you deal with that listen to
that episode. It really puts things in a nice
perspective. Yeah A lot of people we talked to
were like, that was a really good recommendation.
We had never listened to that podcast. So you're
welcome Swing Nation. We sent you a few listeners.
The podcast was really good. I still haven't
listened to it. I need to, but I don't listen
to podcasts. Not even ours. Here we are. Definitely
not ours. I would just sit there and critique
myself. So we walk in and there's that which
was just funny and just par for the course And
then we had to sign these waivers saying we weren't
gonna have parties We've never had to do we've
never had to do that. I mean of course. It's
in the rules Yeah, you you agree to it when you
booked the hotel, but they had literally had
a whole secondary contract Yeah, like you had
to get your mom to sign off of it I was like
man these uh prayer this prayer groups about
to get real wild right you guys Because I mean
obviously they didn't know we were all coming
in Yeah, you know because we didn't come in as
a group. They had to have had an issue because
this particular hotel It's nestled like right
in the middle of Athena's and San Bee parties,
which is another big group out here And it's
like the place to go. So I'm thinking now that
everybody has kind of found this hotel is great
It's a nice hotel. It's very convenient. They
probably had some after parties. They've had
to break up Yeah, maybe and now they're just
like stop it. Yeah last night when we got back
to the hotel like 4 a .m There were people still
roaming the There's one one chick was like in
a thong walking through the hallways. I'm like,
where's the after party? Anyway back to what
we did so we met up with mr. And mrs. Sweet and
sour because it was his birthday his birthday
is the day after yours and So we were planning
to meet them up meet up with them earlier and
do dinner Before it drinks before we went out
to the party, which we did We went to the Texas
Roadhouse and we really, really wanted, myself
and Mrs. Sweet and Sour really wanted you guys
to get on the saddle. But you were very much
against it and I really thought it would be a
great picture of you and him on it together.
I just thought that would be really fun. It would
have been funny for you guys. Like that picture
would have been like, I would have never been
able to run for government because that's blackmail.
You still can't run for government. I have so
much blackmail. And Mr. R of V &R, he has a lot
of blackmail, so. Oh my god. That dude has more
pics of my dick on his phone than I have on my
phone, which is odd. But yeah, so we did that.
You guys didn't get on the saddle. Probably lucky
in the fact that we switched servers in the middle
of our dinner so I think the second server didn't
get the memo it was your guys' birthday and then
that's why the saddle wasn't brought out but
I wasn't going to push it because I knew you
really didn't want to do it but I think it would
have been really funny. So we had a good dinner
and then we all got ready and went out to Athena's.
didn't start till eight so we got there at eight
basically but we were still like number 56 or
57 or something like that so before we go any
further with athena's um he i will say he goes
above and beyond for his parties athena's yes
he's well i just keep saying he they they have
a fabulous uh house with like a resort style
backyard with a you know pool and jacuzzis and
multiple like little cabana bungalows you can
rent and But he really went above and beyond
with all the Halloween decorations It was good
last year, but it wasn't this good. Yeah, he
I mean I was gonna mention this but so he yeah,
he had like Big tent where the stage was where
the DJ was that had like a clown kind of creepy
carnival theme with a ton of animatronics Like
big ones. I mean a lot of money was put into
those Shit shit. Yeah. Yeah tons of money and
then he had Those big though some of those bigger
ones are like a couple hundred bucks at least
each and he had those everywhere Yeah, and then
he had like out his photo booth. He had Frankenstein
and What is her name? Frankenstein's wife? Bride.
Bride. Yeah, bride. Like cute life -size animatronics
and then like as you went through it like the
backside was like zombies and Like then he had
like an old -school movie old -school kind of
like monster pictures up In one area he had in
the middle of his pool. He had a big creepy like
skeleton pirate with like fog going over his
pool yes he went all out yeah he it felt like
we're out like not scary farmers yeah he had
like I don't know how tall the marshmallow man
was I think it was lifestyle life -size marshmallow
man that dude was probably I say no less than
40 feet yeah it was huge stay puffed And so then
he said he came up to us because he came up to
well you basically and was told you like hey
Thanks for being active in the party wall. I
appreciate you know you guys Posting stuff and
whatever so he can talk to us for a little bit
and he was saying that next year He's gonna try
and get like a lot more Ghostbusters stuff and
do like that whole side More than just the marshmallow
man, but like more Ghostbusters stuff on that
side of the pool, so he really calls if he like
1130 has like an actor group come in and act
like the Ghostbusters and like shoot like the
lasers like they're like a whole reenactment
scene that'd be dope like don't cross the strings
I'm gonna tell him oh my gosh I'm gonna put that
in the suggestion box okay noted anyway so he
had like everything it was all very well decorated
very like Definitely well thought out and I can
say he his wife is there too. We just mainly
talked to him So he's kind of like the face that
runs around. Yeah, she came around and said hi
to everybody and was introducing herself We just
haven't really had a conflict full conversation
with her. Yeah in the same way we had with him
before so But yeah, so they I guess yeah, they
really went all out everything was really Nicely
put together the only two things I said that
I would make Changes on which then I changed
to three because you've mentioned. Well, okay
was um, I can't even think of all of them now
I think I can only think of two now, but it was
the bathroom situation. So he had it was a big
party I mean the party's RSVP list was at close
to 400. Yeah, and They only had they have to
like bathrooms that are there and then They brought
in two porta potties and then they have like
a trough thing that they have like the guys can
just piss in On the side of the bathrooms is
I would say The porta potties needed a light
so that guys weren't pissing everywhere so that
females could still use it The thing is is like
you go to like say you go to a concert you most
likely have your phone on you But at this type
of event you're kind of discouraged to have your
phone on you and a lot of sexy costumes don't
have pocket like I was in my shirt and my underwear
so I couldn't carry my phone with me so when
I would go take a piss it'd be like I was calling
it spray and spray and pray like I could I could
visualize where the urinal is and I'm hoping
I hit it yeah and I gotta wait for that sound
of pee on plastic like I'm good yeah but obviously
the side of the wall is plastic too so at that
it's a win -to -win the whole thing is plastic
yeah as long as it's not on my pants but yeah
just like a simple light there was one year that
they had a motion activated light yeah now the
thing is there was a bulb in there but it just
wasn't plugged in yeah That's huge. Was a mess.
Because it kind of deterred women from using
that because you couldn't see how messy it was.
Even men though too. And then so men like normally
they'll say like oh the main bathrooms that are
like actual bathrooms they try to keep for the
women. They wouldn't want men to use the urinal
like the trough thing or the porta potties but
they... Because they were dark and guys were
also in costumes that were not like like just
like to take your dick out You know like one
guy was a full -on dick. They're like and he
if you have to like completely remove your pants
Yeah, you can't do that in the porta potty. Yeah
so anyway that was like the downside because
in the long there was a huge ass line for the
actual bathrooms and He should put up pull up
one of those trailers Yeah, it has like three
bathrooms. It's got a full sink in it. It's fully
lit. Yeah, like just a temporary Yeah, if you
know your party's gonna be that big I would say
do something a little bit better than what that
setup was because obviously we're all drinking
and we're all trying to be sexy so like It's
hard to be sexy and use a porta potty Nothing
says sexy like a fresh wet pee stain on my box.
Yeah, so that was my first complaint, but I mean
definitely Fixable and definitely didn't ruin
the night or anything like that for his first
standard parties. Normally the best bathroom
situation is fine Oh something like this. It's
definitely got a thing and yeah He obviously
knows like he brought in the porta potties, but
I there was just all night long There was a line
at the two inside bathrooms. Yeah, and yeah,
like I was good peeing anywhere else felt bad
for you because yeah I was like shit. What's
she gonna do? Yeah Luckily, I found friends in
line, so I didn't have to wait too many times
in line. You're one of those people. Well, I
didn't do it. They brought me up. She was like,
uh, come up here. I need help with my snaps.
And I'm like, sure. I will join you to help you
with your snaps. Anyway, so, and then the other
thing is that normally the cabanas are, so normally
he has outside beds. that are play areas, um,
they're in like covered kind of things, but they're
outside and they're kind of open, semi open air.
Those were all gone and there was seating, a
lot of seating, which made sense. But then, um,
the cabanas that are around the pool are normally
renting, like they're normal, like rental cabanas.
So he had them like, or they had them decorated.
They had them decorated really nice. They were
like ticket show. Like it was like a whole, like,
like I said, creepy circus kind of vibe thing.
But, They looked closed off to everybody. Yeah,
because the curtains were drawn. The fire wasn't
going inside. Yeah, so it was kind of like...
Well, I don't even know. We didn't even look
inside. But from my understanding is that there
was beds in there. Yeah. So, but we didn't go
and look in them because I thought they were
people had rented them, you know? But then I
didn't see anyone in them. So then I'm like,
maybe they're just clothes. And because nobody's
at the pool, he just shut them off and decorated
them. Well... That only leaves then that one
room for a play area which has three beds in
it, but it's very tight and That's what she said
and it's It gets crowded quickly so There wasn't
a it didn't seem like there was a lot of playroom
options later when talking to people I think
we all realized that the Cabanas were turned
in the playrooms like the beds that were in the
kind of alfresco area that were turned into seating
those were moved into those cabanas yeah and
the lounge chairs and all that stuff that were
in the cabanas was moved out and so those were
actually playrooms but it wasn't really clear
that's the case I would have loved to know that
yeah because we went into the playroom later
in the night which we talked about a little bit
but it was very crowded and it was like kind
of like okay we like there's really not a lot
of places to go until somebody gets up And nobody's
leaving. You just have to move people aside.
Yeah. So our costumes, we didn't say anything
about that yet. We didn't talk about it. You
used to love to dress up, but now you're not
so much into it. So you're kind of like a shirt,
shirt is my costume kind of guy. Yeah, I like
to find a shirt that says whatever the theme
is. It's like if it's a country party, I'll be
like, I'm a cowboy shirt, like whatever. And
then I like to ultimately get down to just like
my underwear and that's my sweet spot. Yeah.
So I don't like things on my face or touching
my neck. Maybe I'm weird. I have one of those.
I don't like. Restrictive things on me. Yeah,
so your shirt said peter peter pumpkin eater
and I was a pumpkin Oh, yeah, so I wore I had
three different costumes sort of I don't know
I'll call them costumes, but I three different
outfits So I had three levels of dress. Yeah,
so I had the first which was just a dress That
had it was just a black dress that had like a
jack -o -lantern type face on it And then I have
little jack -o -lantern like your type of like
head piece thing and then black boots on, thigh
high boots and then so I wore that to go in and
I got a lot of criticism because I was very much
covered but it was cold when we first got there
and I was sober because it was long sleeve and
I mean it was short but it was a long sleeve
and stuff so people were like I have never seen
you this dressed before at a party We So that
was one Level and then my next level was an orange
like lace bodysuit type of thing that I put on
lingerie lingerie Yeah, it was a lingerie bodysuit
Which is very nice that one was a hit and it
was funny because when I went and changed that's
when people who the couple that said oh here
you guys the sweet side of life so I moved over
to like the backside of like kind of in the dark
area of the party to change I didn't want to
take a bathroom obviously I already told you
why I wouldn't want to do that and I didn't want
to make it was still kind of early and I don't
want to be like a big spectacle like changing
in the middle of everybody's party so I kind
of moved over to the side and was changing over
there and Like, I had just taken my dress off
and I'm standing in my thong and they're like,
hey, are you guys the sweet side of life? I'm
like, hey, nice to meet you. I'm just standing
here naked. Yeah, we met two new couple podcast
listeners and we met a few that we have met in
the past. So yeah, it was a good show in there.
Yeah. And always good to meet people. I mean,
and people who listen, people who don't and people
who do. But yeah, so... We have some attractive
listeners. We do. That we do. So anyway, after
I changed into that, and I went back over to
where our group of friends were, to put my dress
that I was wearing first into the backpack, literally
they were like, you changed! And they're like,
I got a round of applause and whistles, and I'm
like, you guys are so embarrassing right now.
The whole group was like, she changed! like I
can't like I gotta go too much I was already
like not fully ready to change but I knew I had
to like make that step and get there and it was
like such a spectacle I was telling you I'm like
let's go let's go level two yeah so then my third
level later was just a my favorite level by the
way yeah I think it was a hit as well Was just
wearing a thong and on the front of the thong
was Well was even it was a string like a string
of thong And it was but on the front of it was
a pumpkin face So it was the jack -o' -lantern
face. They were orange and then with the black
Jack -o' -lantern face on them on my front of
my who ha who ha So that one was the actual pumpkin
to be eating Yes. And it was eaten. I think Roberto
came up to me and just like put his mouth like
while I was standing there he's like oh and put
his mouth and like like not I don't say bit me
but kind of like you know put his teeth in. He's
trying to make out with the pumpkin. Yeah. But
yeah so. That's what we were but there was a
lot of great costumes there V of V and R and
R too. They both looked really good She was like
a little sexy cat And or yeah, she was super
she looked super good. And I think Sweet and
Sour's costume was awesome. He was a pirate She
was his treasure chest or booty either one would
have worked. She was in like this gold Outfit
super cute and creative idea and then um there
were some other good ones the leaf blower leaf
yeah leaf blower and the leaf kind of a similar
vibe to what we were doing there was a horny
fucker he had like a shirt he was kind of the
same vibe as you like a shirt that just said
horny and then his hat said fucker but it had
horns like the devil on his hat and then um she
was in like this like almost like bdsm leather
suit sort of thong Very little clothes get up
very hot Like very sexy so they were that was
a good costume and then there was some toy story
Yeah, toy story and she had her butt hanging
out That was one of our podcast listeners and
That was yeah, that was cute and then he was
said And he had a bunch of dildos like around
his waist or something. I missed that detail.
Yeah Yeah, that wasn't in the Disney film, but
it wasn't in the it was in the what's called
director's edition. Yeah and then Anyway, lots
of like I Love the innuendo costumes like the
leaf and the leaf blower Yeah, those and like
my Peter Peter pumpkin eater like that. Yeah,
a lot of people were saying like I should have
had like You know orange dust around my butt.
Yeah, my beard and stuff. I'm like, I ain't trying
I'm trying to get busy later Yeah, so I don't
want to have much of orange flecks all over me
I know that's the thing too with lifestyle Halloween
parties that I struggle with because there was
a lot of people in wigs and like yeah full face
makeup like clown and scary stuff and all the
things and then I'm just like struggle with that
because then I'm like later if I want to go to
a playroom I'm like do I take it all like do
I take it off or like do I like what do I I don't
even know because it's like I You can't I mean
I don't want to be like making out with somebody
or doing something and then like I have White
all over my face, you know all over their face
I have a bunch of white makeup on or my hair
is crazy because I had a wig on and I look like
it know what rat or something I like to pull
hair so if there's a wig yeah so I mean any costume
I try to do either way it's like we're trying
to balance that like sexy but also you can be
sexy later still and you're not like yeah practical
that's kind of the it's like California casual
sexy practical yeah that's kind of the thing
but anyway so we had a lot of like a lot of people
there a lot of friends there later in the night
we decided well you decided I was like, it's
time to get down. I'm ready to put my dick in
something. So we went to the playroom. It was
super crowded, super busy. And we're kind of
standing there for a while. And then we're at
the front while we're kind of just watching and
waiting for bed space to open up. But you started
sucking my dick. I did. Well, you took your dick
out. Exactly. So there is nothing more for me
to do but to suck it. So I was sucking your dick
and then some female friends of ours, I don't
know what nickname we've given one of them, but
your chocolate milkshake was with another girl
who's a friend of ours and they were kind of
standing there waiting too. And then they eventually,
I think while I was sucking your dick, ended
up getting space on a bed. Yes. And then... Somebody
wrapped it up in a little spot. Yeah. And then
you... We're kind of like, oh we can go between
them, but there was another Couple that was there
kind of like sideways and there was a tiny space
between everybody but it was like I didn't know
that other couple and I didn't want to be like
Encroaching too much. So I was kind of hesitant
but then you're like, no, we're good. We're going
I think it's here's the thing if you're if you're
in this type of open playroom, right I would
expect every ounce of that bed to be covered.
If I'm on that bed, if it's say like a king size
bed, I am not gonna expect, just because I'm
on one corner of it, that, you know what I mean?
If there's an open space, you get down. If you
want privacy, go home. So it's like, if you're
in an open play space and there's no barriers,
there's no change, there's no doors, it's just
open seating, fully expect it. So that's why
I'm like. Don't feel like we're encroaching.
We're just we're taking up, you know valuable
bed space Yeah, and at that point it was valuable
because it was very crowded and plus since we
knew the two girls there It was I think I would
have felt a little bit different if it was all
strangers Yeah, but since we were you know, we
know these two were close to them It's like okay,
we can go occupy that space and we just have
to be aware try not to you know, injure the other
couple which You ended up measuring the other
cup. I know! So then we're, um, so we get on
the bed and you start fucking me doggy. So we're
kind of rubbing, um, your chocolate milkshake.
And while you're fucking me, twisting her nipples
and doing all the things. Yeah, I'm reaching
over with my right hand like massaging her. Yeah.
And meanwhile, like the - She's being, she's
being, going down on, she's on her back and the
other girl's going down on her legs. Yeah, the
other girl's going down on her. So, uh... That
I'm in doggie, and you're behind me, and then
there's and I may or may not be getting hard
right now we can't We We I still had my boots
on which I probably should have taken them off,
but I told you to you said no all right Yeah,
so The other couple was kind of on the edge of
the bed so when I'm in doggie like basically
I'm like kind of leaning partially over her like
where my boobs are like in her face little bit
like I'm not fully laying on her but as I'm like
posting up a little bit they're kind of like
jiggling in her face and she had glasses on and
I realized I was hitting her and I was like oh
I'm so sorry so then she had her guy she was
with take her glasses for her she's like no no
you're good you're good and I'm like I'm so sorry
I'm like I'll try to scoot over a little bit
more and then At some point they obviously left.
They were reaching over and touching you. Yeah.
So clearly it wasn't that bad. Yeah. No, they
were both saying, you're fine, you're fine, but
I still felt bad because I was like, I'm literally
like basically tits in your mouth. Like you didn't
ask me for this, but here we are. Yeah. If I
leave a playroom without a black eye, I feel
like I've let everybody down. Yeah. And well,
so then you like flipped me over. And then I
wanted to flip you over so other people can kind
of play with like your boots and stuff Yeah,
so then we were fucking again that way and my
legs were up and because I had my boots on I
think that's kind of when they left because I
feel like my knees were like what like hitting
people like I was sort of like Yeah, we're putting
on quite the show. There's some bystanders some
spectators standing around. Yeah, and so then
oh When you were fucking me doggy, I was also
the girl's husband who was going down on your
chocolate milkshake he was just standing there
so then I kind of like he kept getting closer
so I was like oh yeah come on over so then I
started touching him so then he took his dick
out so then I was sucking his dick while you
were fucking me doggy yeah you flipped back over
yeah and then flipped me at that point when you
were doggy I I was like so close to coming and
I'm like I didn't want Didn't want to be done.
Yeah, so I pulled out and I'm like I need to
Change focus. So while you were sucking his dick.
I went over to my chocolate milkshake and She
was on like a she was on her back So I put my
dick in her mouth and she was sucking a stroke
in it No, what happened was you actually flipped
me back over you went down on me for a little
bit and then you moved over to her and then after
that is when Dr. Feelgood who had previously
been in there when we were first kind of standing
there trying to figure out where if we could
go anywhere and then he ended up like he's like
well I'm gonna step out because I think my wife
is just gonna want girl time so he stepped out
and then once we found a bed then he came back
in and so then he went down on me and at that
point there was another guy standing on the side
of the bed with his dick out stroking it while
he was watching us fuck and So then I was stroking
so Dr. Phil good's going down on me. I was stroking
the guy on my right and I had my because I was
on my back I was kind of like with my left hand
stroking and kind of like licking I couldn't
really fully suck because I was on my back the
guy who was behind me you had your hands full
I had both hands full and That's the point that
I went over. Yeah, so that's when you went over
and you were basically sat on your chocolate
milkshake's face I gave her my dick at first
and she was sucking and she was into it and she
likes she likes to be a Little rough with like
on her nipples, so I was twisting the shit out
of her nipples. Yeah loving it at that point
I just kind of repositioned myself and it basically
sat on her face Yeah, your balls were like in
one eye. I looked over and I was like your balls
are like on one side of her face. I was like,
I was face fucking her and she put it in her
mouth and I kind of leaned forward and I was
like face fucking her. And meanwhile she was
still getting, she was still getting gone down
or whatever. Getting gone down. Getting gone
down on. Yeah, I'm getting hurt. So then we were,
that was going on but then meantime they kept
coming in being like, you have 15 minutes, 10
minutes, whatever. It was getting close to close.
It was getting close to closing time. So we were
trying to like, OK, we got to wrap this up. And
then the guy who I was stroking on my right side,
he oh, no, then I got up after after Dr. Feelgood
was going down on me. I got up and I was like
kissing him. And then I was like, you know what?
And then I went down on him. Yeah. And I gave
him a blowjob and I was like. I Joke because
I had told I had said in the past that he doesn't
he told me he doesn't like blowjobs He corrected
me and said he just prefers to be the giver rather
than the receiver Not that he doesn't like to
receive just like his preference is his default.
Yeah is that so I was like, okay, so then I was
like So then I knew, I'm like, okay, I can go
down on him and he's not gonna be like, before
I thought it was just like a no -go, like we
just don't, yeah, it's just not what he wants,
yeah. But then he clarified, so I was like, okay,
so I went down on him for a little bit and then
the other guy was still standing there and then,
I think you said like... I think he wants a blowjob
now too. So then I gave him a blowjob. You got
him hard by your stroking him. At least he could
do. I know, right? And then he was like, if I
go to condom, you want to fuck? And I was like,
yeah, sure. And you were like, yeah, I'm good.
Everybody's good. But he ran out before you could
be like, I actually have a condom. He bolted.
And by the time he came back, the guy had already
come in and been like... you know five minutes
or whatever I'm like dude by the time he comes
back with a condom it's not we're not gonna have
enough time and sure enough he came back he started
to put the condom on and it was like there was
the guy came back in was like okay we got to
wrap it up at that point we had you bent over
and he was he was trying to get hard again yeah
the pressure was like yeah hurry up fuck me hurry
up yeah because it was like the guy had already
come in it was gonna be like a just a tip type
of situation yeah Next so I said we had actually
met them at a Sunday fun day Yeah, and I said
well, we know we live kind of in the same area
So I'm sure we'll cross paths again. We'll take
and I just I think I said we'll just rain check
this But yeah, so then we had to leave the playroom
because it was time to go So then we met up with
our friends again outside of the playroom The
metro couple and sweet and sour and then One
other couple anyway, and we were all gonna go
to norms do our norms thing Which is like a Denny's
type. It's a better Denny's. Yeah So we normally
have great experiences We've eaten there so many
times after parties and it's been like the waitresses
are always good and everybody's been friendly
and it was fine But this time I don't know he
was overwhelmed. They were overwhelmed. I guess
and it was like the wait was forever like literally
we were there for like an hour and a half and
it was more than that you think so there I think
two hours yeah it was crazy and at this time
it's like 2 30 in the morning so we literally
didn't get back to the hotel we had teased the
idea we had a couple other friends staying at
the hotel and we were all kind of like well let's
go back to the hotel have a little after -party
And they're texting us saying, like, hey, we're
coming back. And I'm like, hey, we're just going
to make a quick stop at Norm's, get some food.
I'll text you when we're back. And then two hours
later. Yeah. And then it was like 4 AM or 4 .30
or whatever it was. And we're like, OK, now we're
just exhausted. And that experience was not great.
So you and I, we went back to the hotel. Well,
we all, like, we obviously went sweet and sour.
We all headed back to the hotel and then there
are still people out like but We were just like,
uh, I'm exhausted now. This was like kind of
brought down the vibe And then but you were like
I need to come so at that point I hadn't come
in a couple of days. Yeah, so we had some sex
and then and then I was like ready to go so I've
been edging myself basically for two days and
then I had to stop myself at the playroom. I
was like, all right. Yeah, so you were blue balling
it. So we, you and I fucked it didn't, it wasn't
very long. Like you were ready and we were both
tired. It was like a, like a get in. It was like
get into missionary. Okay, now get into this
position. Okay, now get into doggy and we're
done. We're going to fuck. I'm going to make
love to you for a few minutes. Initially we got
back and then you had told me like, that you
wanted to take a shower, at least rinse off.
And I was like, I'll probably take a shower too.
And then you went in, and I'm like, I was thinking
to myself, if I let you go take a shower and
then I shower, you're gonna be sleeping by the
time I get out. And I'm not having that. I'm
all good with sleep sex, but I'm like, I want
you to fuck me back tonight. So I'm like, no,
we're not washing off, we're gonna get down and
dirty. I was thinking I'm gonna put a baby in
you beard and beard and butts analogy of down
and dirty by 930 that would have been a little
more helpful last night because then we wouldn't
have gotten cut off so Quickly into our play
session. Yeah with everybody, but it was still
a lot of fun There was definitely more 10 would
do to get yeah 10 out of 10 would do But yeah,
so it's a lot of fun it was a really good party
The weather was pretty good. It was chilly but
not too chilly Like I said, I was basically naked
at one point But yeah, so that was our Athena's
trip and now we are almost home. So we probably
have to cut this off now. Yeah, so Really quick
we a couple things coming up. I want to talk
about so November 14th my band will be playing
again at the vibe and Temecula, California and
we're gonna be co -hosting again with say less
productions, which is what we did Last month
September. Yes. Yes. We didn't say yes to her
So last last gig was awesome. It was great times.
We're gonna do it again November 14th If you
guys want more details, you can message us on
our sweet side of life sex line and I can give
you more deets and We also November 22nd. We
are going to The San... San Bee Day of the Dead
party. How do you say that? Diez lo Muertos?
Yeah, I don't know. We're really bad with our
Spanish, as people know. Fuck that shit. But
anyways, San Bee, they're up in San Bernardino.
They host another very similar to Athena's. They
put all their eggs in the basket. Yeah, they
host a really good party, too. So we're going
to that, November 22nd. And then New Year's Eve,
plush San Diego, and of course we're going to
Nauti and Nautland's in July of 2026. And I have
one question, excuse me, about that event for
you. It's my understanding that they have a dark
room where you go in one door and then you close
that door and you go into a completely dark room.
And you're basically... Potentially gonna be
touched by anybody and everybody like you have
no idea who's in there. Yeah How does that sound
to you? I don't know. I feel like I kind of need
to know who's in there Well, that's the point
of it. I know it's kind of like a glory hole.
I know but I don't know I have mixed thoughts.
Yeah, I have to think about that one But we have
a few months to think about that one. Yeah, but
I'm pretty sure it was naughty that had that
but anyways I think, uh, I think let's wrap this
up and we'll, I'll see you next Thursday. We'll
do part two. All right. Sounds good. When enjoying
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