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We could While you're going down on me. There's
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choice to do it Alright guys, it's um, we're
actually doing this episode on wine Wednesday
We are doing a day ahead of schedule actually
a whole week ahead of schedule is it cuz we did
one last week Did we? I don't think so. This
should be a bunch of episodes like question marks.
I don't think so. It was last... I disagree.
It was last Tuesday. I agree to disagree. All
right. Well, I disagree as I disagree. All right.
Clearly we've had some wine tonight. All right.
So it's September 16th, which was last Tuesday.
So we are now we're all of a sudden we're weekly.
Look at us agree to disagree. Yeah, we're definitely
not weekly but um We actually uh, we have um
a big weekend ahead of us and We needed to get
it done tonight because tomorrow we're packing
Have you seen that one game that like it's like
a game and it's like You there's a microphone
in the middle and they put down like the word
like family and then if you hear we And then
I told you about it. Yeah, I think you said I
would kill you in it No, you said you would kill
me in it you All right guys It's gonna be a long
one you're drinking wine tonight Clearly, clearly
Mrs. Sweets responds to your snorting. Cheers.
Cheers, motherfucker. So I am just drinking Barefoot
Moscato, but you are doing a wine cocktail. It's
called a blend. A blend, a blend. It's called
a blend and look at those legs. A blend. It's
your miss what it's your Moscato, but it's too
sweet for me. So then I add like Pinot Grigio
Got it. Is it delicious basically drink a gallon
of wine tonight? Mm -hmm, right between the two
of us Yeah, if we're talking about between the
two of us yeah More than a gallon that's fine.
I think it's about a gallon of wine. So And it's
a school night So anyways tonight is gonna be
a serious episode It's supposed to be out of
all the nights we've chosen to get So You handed
me wine as soon as I got back from the gym, I
don't know what you expected I had expected this
So facts as if you're a listener, you know most
of our most of our podcasts are like stories
or venues we're going to or just kind of fun.
So this is going to be a very serious time of
health and vaginal health and boner health. Boner.
Boners. So Then we're gonna talk about this for
a little bit and then after that if you're singing
and then like someone's your backup person That's
where I come into play cuz you're like boner
health and I'm like boner kind of like a hype
man Like boner you're like, yep. Yep So we're
gonna talk about this maybe we don't do this
tonight Do you want to save the vaginal health
for another episode I actually think it's probably
best I do it tonight. Then it won't be so clinical
and boring. But I'll still get the message out
there. Yes. So we're going to talk about some
good stuff, I think. And then we're also going
to touch on expectations of going to your first
lifestyle event and what to bring. Like your
backpack or your little nappy sack or whatever
you got. Yeah, one of our listeners actually
said hey You haven't done an episode like this
and we've kind of danced around the topic But
we've never done a direct episode of hey, this
is what we bring. This is what you should because
we bring everything as As to me it makes sense,
but we've been to so many parties and people
come and they don't have some of the Most basic
things and it's like, okay. Well, maybe it's
like liquor So let's first get into the the the
vaginal health and stuff like that. So What's
the swingers couch podcast a while back they've
actually they're taking a little break right
now, but they're getting ready to come back They
have come back. Wait, don't call it a comeback.
I've been here for years. Is that what it is?
Yes but they they're getting ready to come on
her back yes they've they've taken i'm trying
i'm trying my hardest to be serious So they've
taken a couple months off just to kind of you
know recoup and relax for a little bit But they're
back because they've been in the discord The
past day just post on a bunch of booby and aspects
You know, it's it's game on there. They're getting
ready to come back So I was actually talking
to him. Is it your Latin lovers aspects that
are getting posted? It's it's his wife's aspects.
Thank you very much He actually he actually did
post a titty pic for a titty titty Tuesday So
his tits his tits hers first and Didn't need
to see that but fire But they're coming back
but anyways, I think it was their last episode
She was talking about Vaginal health and some
of the things as a woman you need to know It's
a hard knock life it is so one thing I will say
is being in a monogamous you know marriage or
a couple partners or whatever there's a lot of
things you don't tend to have to deal with right
because you're with your partner and like it
or not vaginas have a bacteria in it there's
a good bacterias and there's bad bacteria i mean
our bodies have bacteria in them no it's just
mostly women um our mouths men are clean all
of our bodies Dicks have bacteria really quick
before we go any further with this. We're gonna
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Please do not sue us as we do not have any money
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is from the situations we have dealt with personally
and or friends or friends giving us advice along
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found have worked for us and or them That being
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this. Don't listen to us unless you want to.
So if you're in like a monogamous relationship
or a partner or whatever the case is, you will
find you will probably not have a lot of these
issues because probably zero because my bacteria.
Gets along with your bacteria. We've we found
a way our bacteria our friends. We figured out
a way They become friends. They become lovers
Yes, our bacteria makes bacteria babies. Yes,
so us we're fine, but The second you go out and
you start interacting with other people's bacterias
as gross as that sounds They don't always get
along they don't and a a woman's Vagina the flora
or the flora the flora flora. I think it is It's
very delicate again. Not doctors is very delicate.
Your pH is very delicate Yeah, and there are
a lot of things that can fuck with that, right?
So so here's a couple things to learn We'll talk
about some of our personal experiences and then
you can be like, oh that makes sense so we my
flora has always been on point from ever forever
i can remember forever ever forever ever however
once we started in the lifestyle not only in
the lifestyle just yeah in the lifestyle i would
say yeah even though we were just soft swapping
we weren't even fucking people just soft swapping
but like touching and then just like all the
things that happen whistle -swapping, mouths,
mostly touching in my mouth on dicks. And then
I was gonna say something and I forgot and you
told me not to say um because we said um too
much so I'm trying not to say um and then I'm
just gonna talk about the um that I'm not saying
until I can think about it. I'm just gonna say
shit. So the first time that we personally had
an experience with it was many years ago we went
to a Halloween party and there was some some
sex with condoms of course which that in itself
like there's still like a certain level of bacteria
that's going to spread you know you're still
condoms also create like a a problem too just
like the foreign a lot of people have different
allergies and And then the different lubes. At
all. Every single one of those things has an
effect. Yeah. So. So that particular, many years
ago, we went to a party and we had a semi full
swap. And then you had partaken in a couple of
penises, like sucking, and you ended up getting
a strep throat. And I will tell you if you are
consulting a doctor for some reason I googled
this and I have talked to many of my friends
in the lifestyle and we all disagree with all
of the things that doctors put out there on the
internets about fucking strep throat and sucking
dick. I'm sorry. It only makes sense what happened.
The fact that, yes, I am more susceptible to
strep throat. I used to get it as a kid. So I
know like it's already kind of like Something
that I'm subceptible to. You get it very easily.
I have had a lot to drink. Let's just keep it.
You get it. I get it. I can get it more easily
than other people. I hadn't had it as an adult
in like forever, but I started as. Yeah, but
I started sucking rando dicks and all of a sudden
it was like. I was constantly getting strep throat,
which I've talked to some of my girlfriends and
they've kind of said the same thing that, yeah,
they've looked it up. And I think I even asked
a doctor and they were like, no. And I'm like,
that just doesn't make sense how it could be
a no. Like it's it's bacteria and dicks obviously
have bacteria. And I also noticed in my own personal
experience that I get it got it less when I.
gave oral to men after like we were in a pool
which which makes or showered but mostly pools
which makes sense if you're if it's chlorinated
and their dick is basically getting washed off
by the pool and then I suck it like like when
i would do summer like the summer program and
i would like circle guys and the summer dick
program and i would just get guys on the side
of the pool and suck dicks like that i didn't
get strep from but just going to parties in the
winter or things that like were just the winter
program was rough on my on my throat so i was
getting strep like pretty frequently which meant
i was taking antibiotics because I was getting
strep and that's the cure for a strep is antibiotics.
Antibiotics obviously kill all the bacterias
like head to toe and you're taking them for whatever
10 days. And so it was obviously like affecting
my vaginal flora as well taking the antibiotics.
It killed a good bacteria. Yeah. So it killed
my good bacteria. And my bad bacteria in my throat
because it was just my whole body just killing
it just nuked all of it all of it Doesn't it's
not selective so not knowing this about antibiotics
and then having not taken antibiotics for a long
time like not realizing I got BV and Given that
I hadn't been in scenario, like I had my pH like
has always been on point, like not realizing
kind of the like what was happening, basically
what caused it, what? Yeah, what triggered it
and then how to fix it. I was like, fuck like.
Advil doesn't do it. Advil doesn't do it. And
it kind of like put a rift between you and I,
because you've always known me as having like
very pH vagina. I wouldn't say a rift. It just...
Not a rift, but it definitely it created a problem
in our sex life. For a little time. Yeah. In
a sense of... Like I didn't view you different.
I just didn't know how to approach it or how
to talk. Yeah, exactly Like it's how do you tell
your significant other or like your partner that
is it was my first time there was a problem you
so yeah, and then a lot of times when you have
Vivi as a woman at least for me like I I can't
like people are like, you have to be able to
know. But realistically, if you look it up, it's
like most of the time it's not triggered until
you're being penetrated like. And then that's
when when you're being penetrated is when the
smell actually comes up. Yep. So you're not like
you can do a finger swipe. Yeah, exactly. I can
like, yeah, I can like pee all day and like wipe
and do all the things and be like, OK, I think
I'm good. But then as soon as like you start
fucking me, then it's like, OK, there's a smell
now. So then it was like, OK, how to like I didn't
know how to like how to fix it, what it was,
what was going on, why it was like that. And.
I mean, that's what I'm telling all of you guys.
I don't want you guys to go through the same
thing. Yeah. The first time, the first go around,
if you don't know what's coming or what to expect,
it can be scary. And you've never had it before.
You're kind of like, fuck, what do I do? Like
when I was younger, the very first woman I ever
went down on, it was a horrible experience. It
wasn't me. It wasn't you. She had I have no idea
what was going on, but. it was very bad bb and
that was the first time so i have like i have
a bit of a ptsd link to it and bb is short for
bacterial vaginosis um so if you're googling
so when you had it it was like it triggered my
ptsd a bit i didn't know a i didn't know at that
point i really i knew some of the the terms,
but I really didn't know pH. I didn't know this.
I didn't know. Yeah. So I was just kind of like,
what is going on? And by the time this happened,
you and I had been together for 17 years or something.
So it's not like it's like although we had been
together for so long because we didn't have ever
experienced this, we didn't really know how to
talk about it because we didn't really know was
neither of us knew what was going on. Like because
you weren't talking to me. I didn't know. I didn't
realize it was something that like that had to
be treated necessarily. It was like, oh, I'm
just like today's just off or whatever. But then
you were triggered by it. So then it kind of
like turned your sexuality down. And then I was
like responding. It was kind of messy. It got
messy. Yeah. Yeah. So. That's kind of how, well,
anyway, so we started doing, I don't know, I
don't know who started doing research. One of
us did, probably you. I think we were both probably
researching in between TikToks, like while we're
scrolling on the side of the bed. And I remember,
and I remember like there was one night where
you said, You said something like, I ordered
something or I think there's something wrong.
Because by that point, we weren't even talking
about it. It was just like. It was just like
we weren't doing anything together. Yeah. And
then. And we were avoiding parties. Yeah. We
were just like not. This was extremely early.
Yeah, this was really early in our LS. But I
remember at one point, you were in bed and you
said, hey, I think I have this. And I ordered
this. Yeah. And I felt like a weight lifted off
my shoulders. I'm like, OK. I can see clearly
I know I just saw like okay. There's there's
a solution Yeah, there's an obvious now we okay.
We've we can talk about this, right? I just didn't
know how to bring it up to you Yeah, so we it's
scary because the last thing I want to do is
like make you feel you know, dirty or unsexy
or whatever. Yeah, that's what you always told
me. You're like, I didn't feel that way about
you at all. You told me you're like, I know you're,
I know it's not because you're not clean. So
that's why I know it's like a medical thing.
Cause I'm like, I watch you shower and like,
I know you clean. Like I know, I know like, I
know your hygiene level is not like you're not
dirty, but it's just, it does make you feel kind
of that way. I would imagine. And the last thing
I wanted to do was compound that. Yeah. By like
saying, Hey, so when you, when you brought it
up, kind of on your own I was like oh oh yeah
okay that's cool it's kind of like all right
yeah I felt like we're in a direction now where
we can we're figuring it out so there's a company
there's multiple companies I think hers does
it I think whatever but the one I used was wisp
and wisp you can do like an online basically
it's essentially a survey wisp .com w w isp .com
yeah it's essentially a survey I mean, I don't
even do like I feel like I didn't even do a consultation
or anything other than I just checked a bunch
of boxes. Like, do you have this? Do you have
this? It's not like you're trying to get like,
you know, pain meds. Yeah. So they. will either
ship it ship a medication to you or they will
send it to your if like if you need it immediately,
they'll send it to your closest pharmacy and
you can pick it up at the pharmacy and then you
can either use I think it's like $90 was for
the medication and the like prescription cost
of you know, the doctor looking at whatever survey
filled out. Let me see your pussy. Yeah, I think
it was $90 for that and then or there might be
a consult fee and then you just whenever you
pick up your prescription, you pay whatever through
your insurance. This last time it was free, but
anyway, so it's a what for the BV or whatever
it's a it's a. Gel that that you put into essentially
what looks like like a tube. It's like a tampon
tube essentially You just squirt the gel into
it. I know all about those. Yeah all about tampons
Yeah, you put the gel you squirt the gel into
it and then you insert it in yourself. You do
it overnight It's like five days and then it's
gone and usually in less than five days. I don't
have an issue but I try to keep that kind of
like on hand just for scenarios when I haven't
if I have an issue that comes up or whatever
every now and then after like a Particularly.
Yeah the party, but I have like a better I think
system. I think a better So that was where so
obviously like my first My first like experience
with being out of balance with my pH was that
and so it was kind of on the extreme Side because
I kind of like didn't know what to do with it
But I think there's like more maintenance programs
and things that are like if you're not fully
at like the BV kind of like full -blown whatever
if you're you know, you're taking antibiotics
like maybe just You know other stuff you can
do or if you know, you're going to a party or
you know Like I don't think you have to go to
full prescription mode if that's not the thing
but the other thing Wisp does have because I
I personally knock on wood do not get this problem
I do not have this problem, but I know a lot
of women do is like urinary tract infections
Like they have medications for that that they
prescribe which also I think is a lot I think
it's an antibiotic which then fucking triggers
BV, you know, it's like a whole There's actually
there's a there's a some type of antibiotic for
BV. So I think there's there's different layers.
Yeah. Again, we're not doctors again. But I know
I just I know like I know you take them antibiotic
for like urinary tract infection, then that can
trigger BV. You know what I mean? It's like I
feel like it just fucking sucks being a woman
with her like vaginas. Being so sensitive. It's
like, oh, my God. But this I as a guy just have
to wash my balls. Right. Just don't get soap
in the urethra and you're good. And even if I
do just pee a couple of times and it's gone,
it's going to burn for a minute, but you're going
to be good. It's a little, it's not quite as
bad as demand flu. Yeah. There you go. So I think
that, um, so this company whisper, I think hers
too, like there's a million of them out there
that'll do all this stuff online. Um, they have,
uh, They do a lot of stuff with like urinary
tract infection or a lot of women's health stuff.
Those are the two off the top of my head that
are big. I mean, honestly, I just went online
to look them up today and they have GLP ones.
If you want that, like you can order them weight
loss medication through them. I mean, they have
a whole they got a whole plethora of things that
you might want to order through them. But yeah,
so. personally Just like through all the conversations
I've had with like friends I think it's like
good information for women to kind of know like
what the dealio is and then it's kind of weird
like Being in the lifestyle. It's not talked
about a lot kind of the contrary though in a
sense of I think the lifestyle is so about honesty.
I've heard you talk with other women quite a
bit, and I've been part of those conversations,
and it's kind of like, this is not bad. This
happens to everybody. Yeah, it's not hidden,
it's not taboo. You're not dirty. If you're out
there having fun, it's gonna happen to you, like
you're not. So I think it's like... We're more
honest with my friends. Like some of our friends
are like, oh, yeah, I can't go into jacuzzi because
it's going to. Yeah, I think I think we're lucky
in the fact that we have friends. We have like
close friends that we can talk about this shit
with. But I mean, when we first started and this
was first happening, I didn't feel like I could
talk to anybody about this. Like I couldn't.
Like I said, we were avoiding parties. We were.
you know, there was like stuff like that void
in me. Yeah, we were avoiding each other. I mean,
honestly, like, realistically, like there's just
things that we weren't doing because we weren't
we didn't we didn't know. So that's kind of why
we wanted to do this podcast, because if anybody's,
you know, listening and doesn't have the friend
group that we have to talk about it or doesn't
feel comfortable, like I know I've talked to,
like I said, I've talked to friends about like,
yeah, I believe oral gives strep throat like
I do. If you're if you're susceptible, yeah,
if you're susceptible to it. especially when
you still have your tonsils. Yeah, it doesn't
make. Tonsils are gone now. So it's not. It doesn't
make sense that that like the one doesn't connect
to the other because it's like I'll go to a party.
I'll give oral to multiple guys and then I'll
have strep. It only makes like the one and it
happens to happen more than once. So it's like
the one thing leads to the other. I don't know.
I'm not a scientist, but I feel like I don't
suck as much dick as I used to. You've slowed
down a bit, but I think. I think it's because
different parties we go to. Yeah. So. Plus, when
I was doing that, we're also kind of just fucking
out more, too. Yeah, we are fucking more. But
also, like some of the other time, I think when
we were going to like the less parties a lot
more, I was like constantly on my period. Yeah.
And then there was zero. Yeah. So it was like
that was my option to do. But yeah, so Where
were we with this? I don't want to say We were
talking about like it's good that we have the
friends we do now. Yeah Because when you first
enter into the lifestyle, you know the first
time you get it if you if you're not aware of
What can happen or what's gonna happen? It can
be a little freak or your partner is not aware
In our case neither one of us were ready. Yeah,
now it's kind of like You know, sometimes we'll
be like, oh, okay. Yeah, you're like, okay, there's
something I'm like, okay, and then I'm like,
cool, I'm gonna take my medication. I'm like,
oh, yeah, that's not quite as fresh or whatever
the case is. Oh, boom, you take care of it. I
am very fresh. Massingale. No, it's like those
old commercials like, mom, I'm not feeling very
fresh today. I don't know what you're talking
about. Old school massing girl. Well, you're
older than I am. I don't know what you're talking
about. I zeroed know what you're talking about.
But now it's like, it doesn't happen very often.
But every now and then there's just that off
day where you're like, eh, could be better. So
then you were talking about. And I recently was
talking to one of my friends about this and actually
just ordered it But you had always said like
another podcast. She always does boric acid work
acid So that's kind of a maintenance program
where it's not prescription. You can order on
Amazon And honestly if you look at boric acid
on Amazon The the first thing that pops up is
Amazon's choice or whatever and that's the one
that my friend Got and so that's the one that
I bought recently. Who's your friend? So Basically
what she says, so I've only used it once, but
it seems to have worked. But I mean, you don't
want to use it. It's not like a daily like, hey,
let's put boric acid in every day because you
don't want to. That can also fuck up your pH.
So just more like she uses it. She says she like,
well, if she's on her period, she'll put them
in and then put the tampon in like that, because
during your period, we all know we I mean, not
you guys, but all us women know that our pH is
kind of fucked up and like we kind of get like
That situation going on so she does that to like
help Maintain during her period and I don't know.
Maybe she does it towards the end. I'm guessing
so she's not doing it every day and then It's
more and then more like at like after you have
a play session That's kind of where the podcast.
Yeah, I'm like every every time she has like
a big night She'll take it that night before
she goes to bed. Yeah, and what and what taking
it means is it's just it's a suppository but
not in your butt in your vagina? Yeah. Is it
still suppository if it's in your vagina? Vagina.
Vagina satori. Vaginal satori. Vaginal satori.
I don't know. Anyway, you put in vagina. Again,
we're not doctors. It very much says on the bottle,
do not swallow. Do not put under your tongue.
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yeah, so I used it. I don't know. We had one
night and I just I was like, I'm just going to
give it a shot. And I mean, I didn't notice she
what she told me is that you'll feel like if
someone came in you and then at the end of the
like the next morning you wake up and you kind
of have that feeling. I feel that more when I
use the Metro gel. The next day. I'm like, oh
shit. It does it's like calm basically, but then
I didn't really have that it wasn't I want to
say I didn't really notice anything but I Could
see maybe because it kind of dissolves inside
of you. It's a Thomas for your pussy. Yeah, so
it just Neutralizes, I guess whatever is in there.
So I just tried it I I can't say if it's like,
I mean, I would need to give it more time to
say like, oh, it works like great. And I've not
had to have to use this other medication since
I started this, you know, regimen of if I play,
I use it. But a lot of people, a lot of women
swear by it. And I would I think it's a good
plan. I think it's a good plan. And another thing,
which is also good ideas are probiotic pills.
Yeah. So I take a daily. Um, women's I get it
from Costco. It's a women's Daily probiotic and
I think that helps too. Yeah, like probiotics
obviously balance your System and the women's
one doesn't hurt specifically, you know, obviously
formulated for a woman's body So i'm assuming
it has some vaginal health in there, too It doesn't
hurt. It tastes like vaginas when you put no
it doesn't So I take that daily as well So, yeah,
that's kind of what I do. I do my probiotic.
I've been doing my probiotic, though. So it definitely
the probiotic definitely doesn't prevent like
BV or whatever. Yeah. If there's enough negative
bacteria in your system, it's going to happen.
Yeah. But I think it just it's an overall just
a health, you know, just main maintenance, like
you say. Yeah. And then, you know, you just handle
bring out the big guns when you have to bring
out the big guns. But I as a man will say to
the woman, Don't ever be ashamed of that. If
you're having that situation, honestly, for me,
I can't speak for every man. But if I'm with
a woman and I go to go down there, she goes,
I'm not good right now. I'm not feeling right.
In my head, I'm like, got it. It's all good.
And it will not change how I view that woman.
I would like, let me know when we're good. I
want a woman to enjoy what I'm doing. Right.
And if you're in your head, you're not going
to enjoy it. A thousand percent. And the last
thing I want to do is, you know, put you or me
or us in a position where it does, it's not good.
And then all of a sudden there's like, well,
bad. And, you know, just. Yeah. So just as all
I can say to women is it's going to happen and
don't be ashamed of it. Yeah. I mean, I don't
know one woman it hasn't happened to, to be honest.
Like I've talked to. All of my friends and I
think every single one of them has had I mean
it's different than the yeast infection. Yeah
And not gonna be bacon bread. Yeah, and I mean
some people I mean and some of my friends are
more prone to yeast infections and again I knock
on wood. That's not my problem and I Feel sorry
for them because I think that's actually I from
what I hear it can be painful. So again I don't
know the cure for that. I know it's not a boric
acid, I think it's more like you really do have
to be on an antibiotic, probably for that. And
then again, you're on the antibiotic and then
that fucking triggers the view. It's just like
a fucking cycle. But and then the other thing
that I feel like is hard sometimes to talk about
is when women are on their periods. And I feel
like it's hard to. I've now I feel more comfortable
before I just didn't want to say anything and
I just like avoided everything But it's like
I mean most of most women I mean We have that
I guess it is what it is every guy that you're
gonna potentially talk to Has dealt with a woman
that is has had it, right? So it's it's not new
that that is something that men know. Yeah, and
we've had various episodes where you know, I'll
like recently went up to one of the parties and
I went up to a girl and I go how you doing good
and I'm like how you doing like how you doing
blah blah blah she goes yeah you can kiss me
but we can't fuck tonight or you can't touch
me below the belt I'm like got it yeah like okay
and then there's some people who will just let
you fuck around with them when they're on their
period like they'll still like you've played
with women who Have just had tampons in they've
just told you him on my period and then you're
like I really don't care as long as you don't
care It's like as long as you Honesty. Yeah be
upfront. I know some guys care everybody. That's
a problem for some I mean, I prefer not to go,
you know finger -painting Yeah, but I mean if
if it's within a manageable stage and you're
comfortable I'm comfortable. Yeah doesn't matter
that much to me Yeah, like I'd prefer not to
look like a murder scene what I've done, but
right well you I don't think you've gone down
on anybody with on their period. Have you um?
Yeah, I think you okay It's happened. It's happened
So yeah, so it's like Every guy some guys are
like but there's a lot of things too out there
like women Can have their cups their dish. What's
the cup? What's just so the cup is a cup again?
We had no idea about any of these before we got
to the LS and we're like, so there's a cup There's
option. I mean, I think I think cups are more
common now I don't think it was the LS that got
the cup triggered, but I think women are just
in general more know about their different options
for me for us. Yeah, I'm just saying, but I think
we knew about it before L .S. Maybe not. I don't
think so. Because OK, so there's a cup is I mean,
it looks like a cup, like a little like a shot
glass shot glass. And basically you stick it
inside of you and it just yeah. it retains it
retains all the liquids the uterine shedding
yeah and then um the disc is kind of the same
idea but it's flatter so the cup looks like a
cup the disc looks like a condom how do you stop
the disc from moving around it goes farther back
oh but i do think like i do think it's kind of
okay so we had a situation where we had a couple
that We had not played with fully. They were
coming over. The plan was to play like full play
and the plan was like we didn't really have like,
oh, we're going to fuck. But it was like they
were like one of the first people we fucked.
So it was like in our brain that this was probably
going to happen tonight. They came over to our
house and I started my period and I was like,
fuck. But we had the disk. My. I didn't say anything
about being on my period and like having the
disk just because I felt like it was going to
be weird or whatever. Like because the disk basically
lays flat like you can't. If you're fucking or
like you can feel it maybe, but it's not like
inhibiting anything. It's like laying flat against.
I don't know. I don't exactly know the. Angle
angle of it, but it's at a 45 degree laying flat
and it's not and like I said, it's like a condom
It's not so a dick would slide past it. Yeah
Okay, how does it block anything? Okay. See this
again. My my I got a great not the cup makes
sense to me It's a bucket. Yeah, not my doesn't
make sense. Yeah, the disc goes back farther
But I mean dicks only go so far Right. For some
of us. So anyway, the disc, like, is definitely
less intrusive to, like, penetrative sex or whatever.
Like, I think we've we've had sex when you've
had the cup and I'm like, oh, there it is. Yeah,
I had to like cut the I had to cut the little
tail on the cut because it wasn't worked. That
cup was the cup didn't really work well for me,
but the disc worked better. Oh, and then Wisp
also has, side note, Wisp also has pills you
can take, Neopron, whatever, that you can take
to push your period. So if you if you know you
have a big event coming up and then you're like,
fuck, it's going to land like on my period, you
can take these pills and essentially like it's
kind of like how birth control works. essentially
just like pushes your period until you stop taking
them and then you have your period after you
stop taking them. So Wisp also has that those
pills too you can order. With that being said,
I need you to track here these next couple of
months, because we got New Year's Eve coming
up. I can't track shit, because my period is
so irregular. Well, you know when you had it
last, and you know when you're going to have
it next. Yeah. So by using that small mathematical
equation. I don't know. No, you can't. No, because
it's so irregular. And then if it's anywhere
within that period, you're going to take those
pills. I'm going to Crush them up in the bottom
of a shake. And the thing is, you can't start
the, it doesn't stop your period. It just, it
doesn't like, if you're already on your period,
it doesn't like, it stops it. No, we're gonna,
basically we're going to the New Year's Eve event
in San Diego and I just need you like with a
clean bill of health, like just rolling in like
hard. Cause I am, I am planning on getting freaky
deaky. Okay, noted. It's gonna get crazy. Anyway,
so they have that. but i wish so i kind of so
we that couple we didn't i didn't say anything
you were like well you could just use your disc
and then like nobody will know well then he was
fingering me in the jacuzzi and then we went
to go fuck And he didn't say anything at the
time But then later I was talking to his wife
like not like way later like once we became way
closer friends And we were talking about she's
like, yeah, he did kind of mention there was
something And then the next time he was with
you there was nothing Because we had fucked him
a couple of times and I was like, yeah I'm like
I was like you should have just said you were
on your period. I'm like, I know She goes that
wouldn't have stopped him. I'm like I get that
but I was like I was just so So I feel like honesty
now is the best policy this hundred percent Yeah,
because some guys will be fine with it and some
guys won't and that's fine for me if a woman
came to me is like Here's the situation. I'm
cool with it. I'm gonna be cool with it If the
girl says I'm not cool with it, then I'm not
cool with it. Yeah, so it's like for me if she's
cool We'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll give it
a shot and honestly he would have he It's not
like I mean like I said, I had everything under
control like cuz I had the disc and it was like
We could still fuck and everything was good.
There was no likes. Yeah, so I don't know I should
have just said it cuz then he was like thinking
I had some weird Alien vagina. No, he didn't
she said she didn't say that but I had like a
mouse trap So so ultimately what it boils down
to you guys is Guys and girls you're gonna encounter
some shit in this Lifestyle journey that you
may or may not get in, you know everyday monogamous
life and The biggest thing from my point of view
is nothing to be ashamed of and communicate communicate
Honesty. Yeah talk about it and you're not the
only one Literally, you are not the only thousand
percent. You're not yeah And you're not dirty.
And it's, it's kind of funny because there's,
there's some times where we're in a playroom
or something and we're like, Oh, somebody has
BV in here. And it's like, we almost want to
zero them out and pull them like, Hey, WISP .com
girl. It'll take care of it really quick. Of
course we wouldn't do that, but it's just, it's
like, just don't be ashamed of it. Just, you
know, Get it taken care of simply, simply. It
is simply. Continue. Yeah. And that is actually
going to carry us over. Is there anything else
you wanted to touch base on that? I don't know.
I'll probably interrupt you at some point. So.
You are correct. We're only gonna be doing this
for an episode. We don't we're not gonna be getting
into the other shit I was talking about. I told
you I thought that was gonna take a lot. I told
you're always like you're always like babe. It's
gonna be like 15 minutes I'm like the fuck it's
gonna be 15 minutes. Sometimes I forget how long
-winded you are So as we're as we're sitting
here talking about vaginal health, I think it's
time to talk about us guys penis health Wash
them, wash them balls. So guys, the secret to
penis health is soap and water. And we're done.
And scene. There's a lot that goes on with men.
As we get older, you have to use like, you don't
have to use but Blu Chu. That's what I use for
my, it's an ED medication. I don't have - You
say as you get older, it has anything to do with
your age. No, as you get older, A lot of guys
have to take it. Right. Because it is a ED medication.
I do not have ED, which is erectile dysfunction.
I just like to use it for sport. Recreationally.
Yes. So a lot of guys use it recreationally.
Swinger's insurance. Swinger's insurance. So
a lot of people like to, I said them again, a
lot of people will use it as insurance because
you go to an event, you get overwhelmed mentally.
The thing with penises is you can be totally
into the situation, but if your mind sees something
or hears something or focuses on something, it's
a fucking rabbit or a squirrel. It's like, boop,
boop, boop. And your dick will go down faster
than anything. So I like to use Bluetooth personally.
There are a lot out there. There's hymns, there's
shameless sex has some new stuff. One thing I
heard about through Shameless Sex, which I was
gonna order, was they have a combination pill
where it's Viagra and it's mixed with the Cialis.
Cialis. Cialis. Cialis? No, it's Cialis. I've
heard the commercials. Okay. Alrighty then. You
guys are about to get your first live death on
the podcast. So right now I use a Viagra. I'm
definitely not saying that correctly. But it's
the active ingredient in Viagra. Viagra is the
brand, but the active ingredient is now used
in Blue Chew and all these other things. So I
use a 45 milligram Blue Chew, which the Viagra's
you get if you go to like a doctor, I think they're
like 100 milligrams. A lot of people cut them
in half or they just take the whole hundred.
On the Blue Chews. YOLO. Yellow on the blue choose
it does say you can take two pills I think I
read the the highest recommended dose of Viagra
is a hundred milligrams So I try to stick with
the 45 and sometimes I'll take another one later
in the night If I if I feel it because they only
last about four to six hours However, I first
heard about shameless sex Did that they did that
combination pill. I actually heard about that
on spring nation because shameless sex the CEO
or whatever was doing like an interview when
one of their podcasts and lo and behold blue
chew Now has that exact pill. It was only a matter
of time So I just ordered some of that tonight
ladies and gentlemen so if you go to blue chew
if you have if you have a Prescription there
It is called the max and it is 45 milligrams
of the viagra with 18 milligrams of the cialis
So this is going to be interesting. So speaking
of actually let me interrupt you. I just remembered
something speaking of um four to six hours of
boners Um boners of boners all the boners so
my friend actually Just sent me some information
on the I have not tried it yet. She has tried
it. She said It's pretty good. She liked it enough.
It's a shot. Yeah, so on It's v -y -l -e -e -s
-i That's the medication name. Violacy? Violacy.
Yeah, so vaginal. I don't know. Youth? I don't
know Vaginal Cialis, I don't know. Anyway, it's
the first FDA approved treatment for low sex
drive in women. So, in certain women who have
not gone through menopause, so I guess you can't
have gone through menopause for this. I haven't
tried it yet, I'm planning on kind of giving
it a little shot to see if it gives you a little
boost. What'd she say, you basically give you
a shot and it's like a four to six hour? Like
a Viagra equivalent. Yeah, it's like a women's
Viagra type of thing. So you take it 45 minutes
before sexual activity so it's a shot and You
can drink with it you I think she said you can't
take more than six shots in a month period or
something Something about it. Oh eight you oh
eight times a month. You can't take more than
I mean, that's one weekend every Saturday and
Sunday. Yeah so you can't get horny during the
week yeah so she says she so she says she pays
zero dollars actually it says most people pay
zero dollars with their um prescription okay
with their medication or with their insurance
but anyway so i'm gonna look into this just to
see if it gives you a little me a little boost
for parties i've already ordered it for you um
it's obviously again one of those online but
this is i think just the i don't think they Don't
think this website No, I think you do I just
think I don't think it's the I don't this I don't
they sell anything else. I don't like wisp which
has literally everything like like I said, you
can get Frickin anything from wisp like weight
loss or medication from wisp but Anyway, she
said she kind of maybe saw like a difference
her husband was kind of saying like it was kind
of fun But anyway, so that's called wine well
Yeah Well, the reason this kind of came up is
because the next topic I was gonna get to was
with the blue choose and all that but one of
the biggest changes for me personally was testosterone
supplements because TRT replacement and I would
say maybe 10, 12 years ago, I got a physical
and I got a blood rash and they said my testosterone
was borderline low, but nothing to be concerned
about and I left it at that. And about three
months, three months ago, I was just starting
to feel like just extremely run down. Like I've
always had a sex drive, but it often had to be
triggered either by you. Like initiating a little
bit like if you initiated like if you like I
walk by you and you grab my butt it would like
And it was like kind of trigger something but
it like at parties and stuff It was always there
but just like day -to -day stuff. It took a little
bit of a trigger So I was that and I was just
run down really tired. So I went to get mine
done and apparently, you know, I don't again.
I'm not a doctor but They want our levels to
be like a thousand, twelve hundred, thirteen
hundred. And I was, and 300 was considered very
low. I was at 196. So I was basically a woman.
So I got on TRT immediately. And I would say
within the first couple of weeks, I noticed a
difference. My sex drive is up. Yeah. Now I'm
like, you know, grabbing at you like a wild animal.
Yeah. Every night I said, I said, whenever I
see you coming, I'm like, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do. But I think I think part of the
attraction of the shots you were talking about
is to bring you closer to my level. Yeah, because
when we so when I we. OK, we go to the same doctor
and I had all my levels checked first, which
is kind of what initiated your like, OK, I should
maybe go get my levels checked. So I had all
the things checked for me. And she was like,
how's your sex drive? And I was like, I think
it's, you know, good. I said normal, you know,
I mean, honestly, in all these questionnaires,
it's always like, how is it? And it's like, well,
what are we comparing it to? I mean, for me,
it's fine. For us, it's fine. Like we have, I
mean, I feel like we're equal and we're good
and we have sex and every six months. No, we
have sex. And, you know, it's like, OK. Well,
then once you got on the testosterone and and
your sex drive went up and you're like constantly
I'm like, shit, my sex drive might be low. I'm
like, I do not have the same energy level you
have. And I'm like, I need a break. But I mean,
honestly, all my girlfriends who've had their
husbands go through like the TRT first part of
it, we've all kind of had the same conversation
of like, yeah, I was like, OK, I'm going to shower.
I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm
going to get in bed, I'm going to just like put
those covers on, I'm going to sleep, and then
he's not going to touch me because I'm asleep.
With you it's your mouth guard. I know, for me
I wear a night guard. So I'm like, okay, I'm
going to put my night guard in and I'm going
to sleep. And I was like, don't look at me. Once
the night guard's in, I know it's over. Actually,
that hasn't stopped me before. It hasn't stopped
you. See, the thing for me is it didn't, this
also translates to the lifestyle. It didn't.
Really change my drive. Like I'm always thinking
about sex. I'm a guy But it it put in a closing
gear. Yeah So energy and energy like I all day
long I'd be thinking about sex and you know flirting
Yeah, we actually had this conversation quick
continue. Sorry I cut you off and And then when
I would get home, I would take a shower. I would
eat dinner Seven eight o 'clock. We watched some
shows and then I would just be exhausted. Yeah,
so I didn't really have like a closing gear But
now it's like alright, I work hard. I think about
sex all day I came home still thinking about
sex and then it's like eight o 'clock nine o
'clock We're doing sex, you know, it's like and
then that translates directly to the lifestyle
in the sense of I've always had fun flirty soft
stuff, but now it's like I have that time to
go fuck gear. And if you listen to the last couple
of the podcasts, you can see where it's like,
okay. Yeah, it's turned up. It's turned up and
it's given me just more confidence and just all
that stuff. So I would say guys, if you haven't
gotten yours checked, I mean, you don't have
to be old as fuck. 30 years old go get it checked
because everybody's body is different everybody's
body you utilizes the testosterone differently
and You could be you could be 30 years old and
have the testosterone of a 50 year old There's
60 year olds that have never been touched and
they have the testosterone of a 20 year old.
So it's There's no standard across the board.
If you're low, you're low, regardless of your
age. And a lot of these companies, they have
like free evaluations. You can go in and get
checked. And there's so many options. You can
do pellets where they put something in your body.
I do shots where I do shots in my legs. I did
another company, I did them in my stomach, but
the new company I work with right now, I do them
in my legs. Little needle, it's over twice a
week, done. Good times. Yeah, I was going to
say, and for men, testosterone is typically a
covered like medication that that you can prescribe.
So your insurance prescription coverage will
cover it if you're in America. I know we have
people in other countries and that's true. You
probably can get that shit for free. But we are
in America. And so But for men, it is typically
a covered medication. And realistically, if for
some reason you don't have insurance, like you
can find places and it's it can be relatively
cheap. Yeah. The other thing I would say is that,
again, if you're in America or even if you're
in other countries, I really don't know how health
care works everywhere. But again, not a doctor,
not a doctor. They. There's a range, right? Like.
For men, it's like 300 to like 1300. So there's
like, I mean, a huge difference between the two.
I would say if you're going like, well, if you're
in America and you're going to your just regular
doctor and they test you and they say, oh, well,
it's in normal range and you're at 300, I would
go seek out a doctor that specializes in hormone
and like. therapy and that kind of thing to actually
like look at a Full panel because unfortunately,
you know in some of our health care systems.
It's just like gets told like oh, you're in normal
range So you're good, but like 300 really is
low for a man very low when you think about the
fact that you could be at 1300 or whatever so
Just Like that's the thing. I don't know. I really
don't understand why they give such a wide range.
It's like for everything, it's the same way.
It's like all the different things is the range
is so high. And it's like, well, where the fuck
should I land? Because that seems a little bit
excessive. And women, too, I mean, since we're
on the world of testosterone, like women obviously
have testosterone as well. And that's one thing
that women should also get tested when you're
I mean, Perry, Pree and menopause, because all
those hormones can fuck with you, too, so that
you're not because if you have low sex drive
or you find yourself hating your husband and
you didn't used to hate him, like maybe go get
your hormones checked. It's not always your husband.
Maybe go get your hormones checked and see because
they're unfortunately. testosterone like replacement
therapy for women is not covered by insurance.
Most insurances are. I don't know. I don't know
if any. But anyway, it's considered like an elective,
I guess, which it shouldn't because we all produce
it. But yeah. So I think it's something to like
for women to get checked to if you feel like,
man, my. Energy level is low like the same thing
you were saying like that men get like obviously
ours shouldn't be as high as men's but Like if
my energy level is low if my sex drive seems
low if I currently like I used to yeah If I used
to love my husband now, I hate him. Um, I've
said that three two three times now Maybe you
need to get your testosterone added on. So what
do you currently use you have a cream, right?
Yeah, so I not your favorite though. Yeah, so
I I don't know if it's working I haven't retested
yet. I just started I still hate you No, I don't
hate you but because my that was the one thing
I had told her when I went back because like
your sex drive skyrocketed and mine was like
still where it was before so i felt left behind
so i was like okay and i knew she had told me
my testosterone level was low on the low side
but not super low so then when i went back i
was like so now my husband wants to fuck all
the time and i don't so maybe i should get like
figure this out so i started a cream testosterone
cream but um egg test again in like a month to
see if it's Raised my levels at all, but some
women do pellets because it's like an it's like
a slow release I think i'm gonna start blending
testosterone in with your pre -workout drink
So, um, but yeah, so I think so everybody that's
like just I think general like sex hormone health,
but So one thing I'll say though is I know right
now like you can go and get testosterone I don't
like the black market almost like you can you
can get testosterone Yeah, and we have some friends
when you can get it in Mexico or whatever and
we've had some friends that just self, you know
self -diagnosed and self -administer and They
get like really high and that in itself is not
good because it thickens your blood. Yeah, it
can create blood clots Yeah, and then also The
thing, again, we're not doctors, but the thing
about, from what I understand about testosterone,
is your body takes the testosterone in, and what
it doesn't use, it turns into estrogen. So they
have what are called DEM blockers, which are
pills that you typically want to take if you're
taking testosterone, so you don't overload your
body with estrogen. Like recently I take them
but every now and then at work my nipples will
be ice hard like they will cut glass They are
super sensitive. Like I'm on my period. Yeah,
and I think it's just cuz the first time you
got your period I was like, oh my god, what's
happening? My co -workers like hey So I think
it's like at that particular time. My body is
just overloaded with estrogen and I only get
it maybe once a week, like for an hour or so
I'll be like, Hey, how you doing? I want to go
to the beach and like show them off. But, um,
so just, I would just recommend going to a doctor
and get it monitored. Cause there's a range you
want to fall between anything above that range.
It can become an issue. Right. And you don't
want to be too high. You don't want to be too
low. Yeah. I mean, it sounds great. Yeah. Number
like testosterone and you're fucking, you know,
Hulk, but it's not good. Your body's not designed
to take that and it's just gonna turn all that
extra shit into estrogen and you're gonna cry
in commercials. Yeah, you cry, hard nipples that
are sensitive. You're gonna be like crying while
you jerk off. That's not sexy. No, not sexy at
all. So I think we've covered everything we intended
on covering in this episode. Did we? I think
so. I mean at least for the the health side of
the episode. Interesting how women's health took
a lot more time than the men's health. Yeah.
Yours was just about boners and testosterone.
You know it I mean then like halfway cover women's
health But I just covered the basics the basics
of what to expect for me It was like the basics
of what to possibly expect when try to get a
little less We get when getting into the LS it's
gonna introduce a lot of you know potential I
don't want to say problems but issues and if
you know how to Take care of them. Yeah, it's
not that big of a deal. Yeah, so well, you're
just in you're just introducing a lot of foreign
objects Yeah, exactly Toys fingers condoms lube
Dicks and also like mouths. It's really uh You
got to kind of find out what kind of condoms
your body's good with yeah, because a lot of
people have latex allergies, so I I don't even
use latex anymore. I just went and I paid extra
for all the really good condoms I have. You know
who did not know that you could order condoms
on Amazon? Who? Beard and Butt. What? Yeah. Yeah.
You can get anything on Amazon. I think they
they found out from you when we were all in Big
Bear. But when we were at dinner the other night.
They were telling me they're like, we just we
just found out you can order condoms on Amazon.
They're so much cheaper. I'm like, you can get
I literally looked at them the exact same way
you looked at me looking at me like right now.
It's like, who are you and what? So like you
go to the grocery store every single time they
said they stop at like CVS. Wow, bro. Yeah, I
have like I have more condoms in my go to bag
than I will ever use in my entire life. I could
go to a party and just like rain condoms like
I'm at the strip club and I will still go home
with way too many. So yeah, I buy the high quality.
I got a bunch of skins and then I also have some
Trojan ones for when I'm using coconut oil as
the lube because coconut oil isn't good with
all the I have nitrile. Yeah. So do some research
and don't be afraid to buy a halfway decent condom.
Yeah, because that's gonna stop a lot of problems
too. Yes, and on the condom train and by the
way, not everybody's a magnum. So yeah, on the
condom train. I would especially if you're new,
I would every time you get new condoms, I would
test them with your partner. Because what we
found recently is that you ordered like a shit
ton of condoms and like Because it because you
wanted to get like a certain night trial or I
don't know what you're getting anyway and They
were smaller. They were tighter than the other
ones that we had been using So then when you
were putting them on they were fucking with both
of us like both of us were trying to put them
on They were super fucking tight. They would
not roll so then in the whole scenario of exactly
men like any squirrel situation it fucks up your
boner if it takes more than five seconds to put
a condom on you're at risk of that sucker going
down so we previously have obviously like being
just us together for years we hadn't used condoms
and then when we started getting lifestyle we're
like okay we're gonna use condoms obviously and
then well not obviously i mean some people don't
that's whatever that's you do you boo but that's
not us so we We're like, okay. Well you were
like, okay Well, I need to do this with you first
so that I can like figure it out with you like
you're my guinea pig essentially and then see
if I'm gonna be able to do this kind of thing.
Yeah, and So we were like, okay, we're good and
we didn't but when we got when you got the new
ones We didn't test them and that kind of fucked
us up in Like a scenario whatever because it
was like fuck that's like really tight. Yeah
So like one I was I got on but then like the
second one I went to roll it on and it was like
it was like I was like we have this working backwards
like you were I was trying to help you and I'm
like this is not working and then of course because
it wasn't working you were getting softer which
was making it not work even more and it was like
yeah it was just a mess so I will practice I
was a practice and invest in good investing good
condoms and always make sure you buy the right
size Yes. Yeah. Like I said, not everybody is
a magnum. You might like to think you are, but
not everybody is a magnum. And also that being
said, some of you guys are indeed magnum and
you're using a smaller condom. Yeah. And you
need to use a proper condom because that was
the other thing when we were trying to put that
condom on you. I'm like, this is going to break.
Like it was so tight on your dick. I was like,
this is not like this is like there's no give
to it. Like it's literally like I'm like it's
like. Like fat man in a little coat Alright,
I love how you're referring to my penis as a
fat man in a little coat on that note I think
we just need to check out cuz I Think it's getting
a little cray up in her. I was trying to think
of something that was tight and that's the first
thing that came to my mind All right. Hi, guys.
Well, thank you for listening to this extremely
serious podcast. And maybe we'll come at you
again next week. We'll see what happens. But
I think our next one, we're going to have to
get into what to expect and what to bring as
first timers or second timers to your first or
second LS event we got. All the details and all
the details and tricks, all the tips and tricks
we know from California. Yes. Every state's different.
A lot of it's going to pertain to everywhere.
But as far as some of the stuff, yeah, it's not
going to really make sense. Yeah. But that being
said, really quick, we are going to New Year's
New Year's New Year's Eve. plush party events
down in San Diego this year. We're going up the
29th through the 31st. We're gonna be there three
nights. If you're on Cassidy, look into local
parties and we actually started a sweet side
of life like hangout group for that event. We're
already up to like 30 people and the idea of
that is to just have like a level of like a friendship
circle going into the event. So this is kind
of for people that maybe don't know a lot of
people or maybe it's their first time there.
Yeah. It's always nice to know. Or if you know
everybody, come come join our group. It's we're
not there's no rules. It's just, you know, why
you started it. Was that the reason why you started
it? Yeah, I just I just know people haven't gone
to the event. I know there's a lot of questions
and plush is horrible with their. They throw
good events, but they're terrible at responding
to people. So actually, I posted today, I'm like,
if you guys have any questions about the events,
post them. We'll do our best. We can let you
know what the food trucks are, what to expect
on the first, second, third night, and just kind
of general questions. And then as we get closer,
I'm looking to just kind of have some people
kind of. build up some connections before we
even get there. And this is really good for people
that are maybe on the shyer side or first timers
that don't know what to expect. Maybe they don't
know anybody. You're going to know a few people
right off the bat. We'll be there. And I'm going
to do some type of chat group where we can all
like, hey, we're getting ready to head downstairs
to dot dot dot. Join us if you want. And especially
because some people say plush events can be a
little clicky. Yeah, I think that and I have
heard this from my other friends that have gone
to this one and gone to other events that it's
this is their least clicky and I don't find it
clicky at all. But and again, friends who have
said other plush events have been clicky have
said this is the least of the clicky events.
But that way, I feel like things aren't as clicky
when you kind of have your own click, I guess.
I think the people. The people that say things
are clicky might say that because they're not
with their click. I know we have been, us personally
have probably been called clicky if we're at
a party and then someone comes in and they just
see us in a group. We do our best to try to include
everybody, but it's just. It is what it is. Clicks
exist. Clicks are friends of groups. Yeah. But
we always have room. Exactly. The biggest thing
is... Sweet and Sour are the most recent addition
to our click, if you will. Welcome to the click,
bitches. Ultimately, we're just trying to form
a little community that's gonna go there and
and you know, you'll have some friends built
in Yeah, it's a great party. So if you guys are
joining us You can go to plush parties calm and
then just click on the New Year's Eve link They
still have rooms at the host hotel, but buy them
soon because they're gonna sell out really soon
It's always a great party. If you have any questions,
you can text our our Sexed sex I was going to
call it the secret I have no idea what you call
it then. I call it something different every
time. The Sweden sex line. The line you get boobs
on. I get a lot of boobs. And vaginas. I love
boobs and vaginas. And ass. And ass. Ass, ass,
ass, ass, ass, ass. I've been noticing... All
right, ladies, ladies. I almost said ladies and
gentlemen, but actually gentlemen too. On the...
I keep saying on the... The group I've been getting
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Be sexy. No, that's not it. I don't I don't remember
what it is. Do you not enjoy the sweet side of
life? Keep your pineapples upside down believe
in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you,
babe. Love you, too. I only did that because
people told me they sound think it's recorded.
This is me live every time live. Well, I mean
like live like I'm alive like currently singing.
Yeah, we were the intros pre -recorded the outros
pre -recorded But not that part the commercials
pre -recorded. There's a part. There's a whole
nother outro I know but that people think that
part right there is not that's live say it again,
but in Spanish All right, that's your mission
is to learn it in Spanish, yeah All right. Next
next episode, you're going to give me a second.
I can chat GPT this shit. All right. I guess
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like I was saying, oh, my show last weekend was
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with all of our sexy friends. The sweet side
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and we're going to have another meet and greet
with live music from my band, The Get Down Party.
So let's pack it out again, folks. Again, all
this information will be out there. Keep your
pineapples upside down. Believe in unicorns and
keep shaking it up. Fuck. All right. Well, maybe
on next episode, she'll have this ready. because
it I just noticed it it picked up your we packed
the place again with and then it was like so
it's going to say we pack the place again with
babe okay this is what I was actually going to
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