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One of our friends well beard was giving us shit
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we busy he said either singer things have slowed
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things get busier Yeah, I Don't want to say you're
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to like sit down like that is always you a Thousand
percent of the time it's you Whenever other listeners
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That he really enjoys the long formats and I
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We're two days early actually We're actually
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when you're talking about a period All right
guys, we are the sweet side of life all the way
from Southern California and we have a very Exciting
episode for y 'all. We had our first orgy You
had your first orgy You've had an orgy before
this? I've been in multiple orgies. Aren't you
a pro? I've been in bands since I was 15 years
old. You don't think I've had an orgies? I got
kids across the nation. No, it was our first
orgy. But before we get into that, we have a
little bit of business we got to get into. Really
quick. Got our drinks. Cheers. Cheers. Chills.
All right. What are you drinking, my love? A
drink I found, because I wanted to have an Aperol
spritz but I think I had already had an Aperol
spritz and when I went back and checked I did
so then I looked for other Aperol drinks. Because
we got Aperol on the bar and it doesn't get used.
It doesn't and we were watching Below Deck before
we were doing this and they all were drinking
Aperol spritzes. It just sounded refreshing.
Yes. So it's called Exxon. Exxon? E -X -E -N
-E. Yeah, I think Exxon is what we determined.
I basically searched Aperol spritz alternatives
or variations or whatever. So it is one and a
half ounces of bourbon. What bourbon? I use Buffalo
Trace. One ounce of Aperol spritz. or Aperol,
whatever, not Aperol spritz. One ounce is Aperol,
Aperif, whatever it is, Aperol. 0 .5 ounces of
lemon juice, 0 .5 ounces of honey syrup, and
half a drop, dropper of the Bitterman's... The
Tiki bitters. Makuli. Oh, I'm like, I thought
you just had a stroke. What the hell? Tiki bitters.
And then so you shake all those ingredients together
and then it can be served three ways. First way
is you could just drink it straight over the
rock, over rocks. The second way is you can top
it with club soda. And then the third way is
you can shake it with one egg white. Or point.
Seven five ounces of aqua faba. Anyway, I had
it with I'm drinking it with them. So the water
Yeah, we didn't have any egg whites laying around.
Yeah, I don't do a lot of drinks with egg whites.
It's weird Sometimes I'll sometimes I'm feeling
adventurous is what's that one drink. You used
to get the gin and fizz or something I hadn't
I Thought I think I used to get that the apparition
or apparition room. Yeah Anyway, so that's what
I'm drinking Don't know if I'm gonna make it
again. It takes a taste a lot like the bitters
in the apperol It gets a very bitter II. It doesn't
really have a lot of other flavor. Yeah, you
said so if you like that, I don't know maybe
The juice wasn't worth the squeeze It was a lot
of ingredients and I had to make my own honey
syrup and you basically just taste it now Yeah,
Tiki bitters in the apperol that's what I taste
so Yeah. All right. Well, I'm moving along I
am having a very special cocktail. So we attended
Sunshine Girls birthday pool party. Was it last
weekend? No, the weekend before last. It was
the Saturday of Labor Day. That's right. And
the host actually got us a vodka called Good
Night Lovin'. I've never seen it before never
seen it before either. So I made a I'm gonna
call it the good night loving because Alright
guys prepare yourself vodka sprite With I added
a a float of Pink Whitney pink lemonade vodka
So it's got like that. It's got like a pinkish
tennis light tinge tinge tint It looks like love
or pussy So sure we're gonna call it the good
night lovin It's it's sweet very sweet. It's
pretty good. It's not my Favorite drink in the
world, but you add it you didn't add it to the
list I'll add it now since you've named it good
night lovin. You're the official drink adder
to our list We try not to duplicate, but I know
I've had just vodka sprite so many different
times Sometimes, you know You just, you don't
feel that imaginative at, you know, 10 PM or
11 PM. During the week. Yes. So a few more other
orders of business. Guys, we are officially going
to Naughty Norlins 2026. We just bought our event
ticket. We haven't booked the hotel yet. I'm
waiting on the link, but it's official. It's
officially official. It's officially official.
We are going. And there's a lot of people I'm
looking forward to meeting. All the other podcasts
go there. So I'm going to meet all of my ones
that I like and hopefully fuck them. I know you
have a few people on your list. There's a few.
So yeah, it's officially official, guys. July
8th. through the 12th, we are gonna be going
to Nadia and Notland. Nadia and Notland, so if
you're out that way. If you're out that way or
if you're going to that event. If you're thinking
about going. Shoot us a message. Here in a little
bit you're gonna hear our, what's it called,
the Sweetums sex line. Let us know and we'll
make it a point to see you guys there. Speaking
of our Sweetums sex line, the 716 couple. Mm
-hmm. They keep sending super hot pictures over
and over and over again. And yeah, it's good
times. And we got a few more today. Did you?
I haven't been... Tiddy Tuesday. You haven't
showed me the chat in a few days. Yeah, I want
you to be part of it. But you're like, I don't
want to download the app. Excuse me. So yes,
they are going to... The secrets event next weekend
or this coming weekend. I guess they were trying
to get us to come but we're busy. We're also
A lot of miles away 3 ,600 miles away or something
like that But the main reason we can't come is
because friday this friday september 19th My
band is performing another show And we are coordinating
with Say Less Productions meeting greet to be
on the same night, same place. It's gonna be
a huge party. So if you guys are in Southern
California, we are gonna be at the Vibe Music
Venue in Old Town Temecula this Friday, September
19th. We're the only band we play from 8 .30
to 11 .30. Doors are at seven. Get there early,
because there can be a line at the door. So if
you guys are in this area, you want to come hang
out, we're going to be there. Again, send us
a message on the Sweetums 6 line, and let us
know you're coming. And we'll make it a point
to say hello. Did you buy beads? I have beads
right there. So what we're gonna be doing is
we're gonna be giving out gold beads to anybody
that's part of our group because it is not a
takeover. It is a public bar. Um, there will
be a lot of Ellis people there, but we're going
to give a bead, a rack of beads to anybody that
wants to be, you know, identifiable in the crowd.
We did it not too long ago for butt's birthday
and it worked out really well. Kind of seeing
the crowd, like the beads and it kind of made
sense. So we're going to do that again. Um, so
yeah, come see us this Friday, September 19th.
Is there anything else we need to go over before
we? Go into my 14th orgy story. No, I don't think
so. All right. Are you going to put the commercial
right here? That would probably be a good idea.
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All right, guys. You're legit looking in the
distance. All right, sweetums, you got the number.
Make sure you send us our pictures or your pictures,
tits and stuff like we like them all. I like
them all. The 716 girl. She is sure. She has
a mission to turn you fully by. Oh, get in line
with all my other friends. Exactly. So she is
very confident that she can turn you from by
comfortable to just by. So here we go. Mission
accepted. But anyway, so this story has been
long overdue. It's now over a month since we
did this, right? So basically we were at long,
long ago. Just kidding. No, basically, the Palm
Springs couple, their anniversary is in August
and they had kept telling us they wanted us to
all go to Big Bear during their anniversary weekend.
And a couple of years like had gone by that they'd
said this. And we were like, yeah, we should
definitely do that. For sure. We should do that.
For sure. We should do that. And then everything
else starts and all the things happen, you know.
So we were literally at like a bar and I was
like, yeah, let's do it. And then we just booked
it like right there while you're drunk in a bar.
Some of the best and worst decisions are made
when you're drunk. This one turned out to be
one of the best. Yes. So we had We had the Palm
Springs couple beard and butt sweet and sour
and That was the only ones that could make it
yeah, we had invited some like another couple
and then there was some other couples that we
had kind of thought about inviting or we were
gonna invite but they there was also a girls
on court event going on the same weekend that
we booked. And one couple was a host. And then
we had known we know one couple always goes.
And it was like their girls in Cork. It was like
their big like their big duo event. Like they
always it's this is the event where they have
like once a year it's their luau. They have the
guys come. They do a whole it's not just girls.
It's co -ed and what I was looking for. Yeah,
it's not just. Just the nighttime thing. It's
like a whole day whole thing. So and we know
that like some other couples they always go To
that like they they're part. They're a big part
of that group. Yeah, so they had already committed
to all of that stuff So anyway, we had that group
of people. So there was eight of us Which I googled
what makes an orgy and it's like over six Okay,
what would be a five is it five some Don't know
we googled it cuz I said after after the night
happened and we're all sitting around I was like
so Orgy You just like literally just put it all
out there. No, so We said it to them. We said
it at the beginning Okay. So anyway, we all go
up to big bear the eight of us are all up there
which for those that don't know what big bear
is big bear is a Mountain city. Yeah, in Southern
California and stuff like that. It's like a few
hours from most places in Southern California.
But basically, it's where like if you're going
to snowboard, that's where you go. There's a
lot of place out there to do that. Like their
big season is the winter because, you know, you
can get snow. But. It's also nice in the summer,
too. Not as busy. But yeah, it's a mountain town.
It's I don't like it in the summer. Yeah, I'm
not a big fan of the summer because the place
we stayed didn't have an AC. Yeah, it was a little
bit warmer. So while the weather was only like
in the seventy fives, it was sticky. Yeah. And
I mean, it wasn't that bad. It was sticky. I
was fine. It was sticky. And for me, I run hot.
So if I'm trying to feel like sex at night, it
got colder. It got cooler. But for me to feel
like sex, I mean, according to, according to
Beard, it was going to get into the 30. I was
like, wait, what? I was like, I don't think it's
going to get that cold. And spoiler alert, it
didn't. It didn't. But anyway, so we went up
there just with the intention on having like.
I mean, we're always like what will be will be
like, but these are all obviously close friends
of ours. So the chances of things happening were
there now to preface. We have obviously hooked
up with beard and butt because we talked about
that. We have we up to this point had not hooked
up with the Palm Springs couple more than just
like oral, like girl and guy oral, like her and
I giving you guys blowjobs and like kissing and
stuff. We hadn't hooked up and we've known them
for a while and then it's been notes one of they're
like a type of couple where You meet them. There's
intention and then just things Constantly happen.
Yeah You go to hang out here and then someone
is sick or someone can't make it It's just like
like a lot of unfortunate and we hang out with
them in vanilla scenarios, too. And so it's like
There's a lot of crossover and it did get to
the point where we're like, is this ever going
to happen? Are we just going to be swirly friends?
Because the last time we hung out with them in
this situation was in Vegas and I screwed that
one up. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm kind of in my
head. I was like, If something doesn't happen
here, I'm kind of like, OK, we're just friends.
We're meant to be, you know, it's just friends
with no benefits, very little benefits. I don't
want that. But I mean, maybe that's where it's
going. Yeah. So and then and then sweet and sour
couple. We've obviously talked about them, but
they're they're new. They're under a year in
it. They still have, you know, boundaries that
they haven't crossed yet. And they. Either don't
intend to or aren't there yet. Oh, it's gonna
happen. Whatever their scenario is it's gonna
happen. So we went into this weekend very like
It's just gonna be a fun weekend like will be
yeah will be so I was looking for anal though
So Friday night we all get up there and obviously
most of us if not all of us worked that day and
so we ended up doing like That night, we just
ended up doing like strip. We played pool. Yeah,
I was at the house. I sat in the couch and just
told girls to take their clothes off. Exactly.
But yeah, it was like the girls were playing.
Yeah. So we did like a couple of tournaments.
You and I didn't play pool because you're not
a big game player. And I was just like, I'm just
here to have all the fun. I was exhausted. I
had a headache and it was just that night was
not a good night for me. Like in that way. But
I didn't feel great. But it was a fun time watching
everybody because they just did like the six
of them just, you know, some of the two couple
or couples would play and then they would winner
would play the next couple. And I mean, they
were I don't know, they played like four rounds
of pool. They had it was a good time. It was
fun watching. And then you had all the girls
Energy strings or thongs or whatever naked topless
playing pool and See that's I enjoy that type
of sexual energy. Yeah, like I Just where it's
like fun Low pressure, but it's still sexy. Yeah,
like and I could just sit there and just like
kick back in Enjoy the view. Yeah, and but was
tired. She was kind of on my level She'd have
a headache like I did but she was kind of on
my level of like she was exhausted And she gets
up really early for her job. Yeah, so They they
went to bed before everybody but then where they
were staying like we were above them like for
their So we were all like, okay. Well, let's
go to the house like to the other room. So we're
not bothering them and then We were kind of sitting
around and then I just basically because of what
happened in Vegas I just turned to everybody
and although Sweet and Sour weren't in Vegas
I know like obviously the Palm Springs couple
were so I just turned to everybody and I said
listen like I don't feel great but that doesn't
mean you guys can't do things like please don't
wait for us to you know Get the party started,
if you will, or feel like if we're not doing
if we're not playing, you guys can't play like
that. Everybody has their own room. Like, yeah,
go do your own thing if that's what you want.
You know, like if you two, if you both you couple
like. sweet and sour and the Palm Springs album
because that's who I was talking to. I was like,
if you guys want to go do something like together,
like, please, you do you don't like don't feel
bad about like whatever. I'm like tonight is
not my night, but you guys go do whatever you
guys want to do. Well, anyway, we all ended up
just going back to our own perspective, respective,
not perspective, respective rooms and and fucking
our significant others. You told me that if I
orgasmed, I'd feel better. Yeah, did you? I mean,
during my orgasm, but then my headache came back
immediately after. That's a you problem. I did
my part. So anyway, so that's what we did that
night. The next day we went out into town and
like we had brunch, which was it was good intent,
well intended, but the restaurant we picked was
not the best. with everything. I didn't even
get food. I picked it because of the bottomless
mimosas. And you were the only one that had bottomless
mimosas. We could have gone anywhere and you
could have just ordered drinks. Yeah. But anyway,
we went into town. We did a brunch. We did. We
just walked around, went to the bars, had drinks,
did some shopping and then went to a Mexican
restaurant down there, had dinnerish. Then Late
lunch. Yeah, but nobody was really hungry because
of everything we ate like at brunch. I think
well Yeah, and then we were just drinking and
I don't I'm either one of the other one I'm drinking
I either get like super hungry and snacky or
I get like I'm not I'm not eating and I wasn't
really Feeling like I wanted to eat a lot But
we yeah, cuz you're kind of Thinking sexy sexy
times and yeah, I don't want to be full. I want
to be all farty and shit Yeah, something like
that so anyway we then we went So oh so the whole
time while we're so then while we're down there
the Palm Springs couple kept going I really want
to get Jenga and we're like I was like what is
with them in this Jenga, but they really wanted
to get Jenga mm -hmm and so we Found Jenga somewhere.
I think it was at the stupid idiotic store. Was
it there? Yeah, cuz it was the drinking Jenga.
Okay, that's right. That's right. That's right.
So um they find Jenga we go so then we go back
to the house and Everyone's like, okay. Well,
let's Like we're all kind of like, OK, we know
tonight, like it was Saturday night. We're like,
hey, tonight's the night. Probably like shit's
going to go down. Right. So we're like, but although
everybody knows each other, like some people
are more friends with others, like I said, sweet
and sour are like more new. And then we hadn't
done. We hadn't really played with the Palm Springs
couple. And then we had Bearden, but who we've
played with, but they hadn't played with the
other couple. You know what I mean? Like it was
kind of like the dynamic was not Not weird, but
like just like there wasn't like that immediate
like, cool, we know what to do. Like we know
where we're going. We know what we're doing into
everybody. Yeah. Not everybody had those connections
yet. So yes, sometimes the transition is the
toughest part. So. I had a feeling their Jenga
thing had something to do with them trying to
make connect all the dots. And it did so. The
Palm Springs couple had the Jenga and they were
like, they numbered all the blocks and then they
had us. They had like we wrote down like, OK,
if you get number, if you pull number one, this
is what you have to do. And it was all like sexual
stuff. So it's basically like a party starter.
So it was like if you, you know, pull a block,
kiss the person, whatever you whatever. Like
it was just like give a blowjob or like whatever.
So. Every block had something on it and we all
looked at the list and agreed that we were all
comfortable with the list. And then so we set
up the Jenga. So first we knew you were all we
knew you'd be comfortable with it. I signed you
off. So we all get home after we're out in town
and we all, you know, shower. And then you're
like, you got to get your lingerie on, because
if you get your lingerie on, then other people
will get their lingerie on. And what's funny
is that. Before I went to go I was like the first
one to go shower and I guess while I was in the
shower Initially the conversation was the Jenga
was gonna be like a strip Jenga. So they were
telling Mrs. Sweet and sour to put on like a
lot of clothes because you know, then you can
like play the game the strip Jenga game, but
then Mrs. Palm Springs couple was like told her
husband like no, I don't want to do anything
like stripping like that's just weird Like let's
just start off, you know Naked or whatever like
start off how we want to start off like let's
start off sexy whatever in the meantime Mrs.
Sweet and sour had gone to her room did not hear
the change of plans. I had no idea what was going
on. Like I didn't hear any plans. I just go shower
and I come out in my lingerie and then Mrs. Sweet
and sour comes out in like pants a jacket like
she had like all the things on it. She's just
like clearly I didn't get the memo and I was
like I was like, yeah, I think we switched it.
We're not doing the stripping thing. So you can
go put on what you want to wear. So then she
went back into her room and changed it to her
lingerie. But it was just funny. She's like,
oh, clearly, like we're on two different levels
here. Oops. So it was just funny. And then. So
we started the game, which the game was really
fun, actually. So we had the Jenga box. We had
all the. I hate games. But this is one of the
more fun games I've ever played. It was fun.
I will say I will give props to those that did
that. Yeah, the Palm Springs couple. It was very
fun. So we so there were things like we had things
like and we as we went, we kind of changed it
because basically it was I think the most fun
ones for me were or the most fun, memorable one
for me was when I was OK. So I had just watched
Mrs. Palm Springs couple do this. So they put
a blindfold on her and she had to guess whose
dick was whose. So blindfold. And every guy comes
up to her and she kind of like strokes him and
guesses, you know, which of who of all the four
guys like who's each of the four guys. Right.
So I had watched her do that. And then A couple
of other rounds go by and then it's my turn.
I pull. I pull the same number she pulled. So
I'm like, OK, I got this for sure. Right. And
every guy, I know not everybody knows these people,
and that's why we use fake names. But so every
guy is definitely different heights for sure.
Obviously, Dicks are different, but like they're
like their height, like everyone's heights are
very different of this group of guys. So. For
her y 'all just lined up like it was like very
like that stuff. Okay, so I blind get blindfold
and and I'm like Feeling and I'm like trying
to guess and then I think you circled back to
I was like Why did I get five like I was trying
to figure it out and then I'm like and Then I'm
like feeling one guys and I'm like, I feel like
I know who's dick this is but it's very high
up here And then I'm like. So this person is
taller than the person that I think whose dick
this is. And then I'm like, and then this person
is shorter than whose I like it was. I was like
blindfolded. I'm like, this is fucking with me
because I really feel like I know whose is whose.
But the height is fucking me up. So then I like
I'm like, I'm just going to go with. Dicks like
I'm just gonna go straight off dicks like forget
the height thing. It's a straight dick straight
dick and I I think I got him all right, but Then
when I took my blindfold off I was like, what
the fuck were you guys doing? And then I I said
I just pictured someone holding beard up in the
air like like Like what's that? I'm trying to
think, I'm trying to think. Rugby? No, yeah,
well that would work too. Rugby works, but I
was thinking of like ice skating. Okay. Like
somebody holding Beard up like in an ice skating
scenario. And then I was like, so that he would
be way taller. And so in my head, I'm like picturing
this when I'm like thinking, cause I think he
stood on a chair and then Mr. Sweet and Sour
like. Squatted yeah, and so I had like different
like the heights were not making sense But anyway,
so we did stuff like that and then we did what
it what was your favorite Jenga pole that you
got I Didn't really follow the rules. Yeah, you
didn't you're right. You didn't I think One I
recall. No, I think you're the one who actually
made it. So we started doing everybody because
initially, initially what we were doing is just
pick one. We were. Yeah, we were rolling dice.
So we were pick. We were drawing a Jenga thing.
So whatever it said, if it said like, oh, kiss
below the waist of the person to your right or
whatever, we were rolling dice to. That told
us how many to the right we would so that because
when we first started we were just doing to the
right and it ended up being like Literally, I
think I got like I somehow got picked like four
times in a row or something. So, okay Let's change
it. So we did dice to randomize that part more
and then So it wasn't like the same people with
the same people, you know, yeah and then So we
did dice to randomize it and then you started
you're like, no, I'm just gonna do everybody
and then so then we're like, okay That's what
we're gonna do this We just switched it to like
if you get like Oh kiss below the waist you kiss
everybody below the waist. Well, I mean not Everybody
you're comfortable with so second a lot of dig.
Yeah. No everybody you're comfortable with so
I mean in our scenario it was girls well, actually
though, but the mrs. Palm Springs, she's bisexual
so she When her came to when her turn came I
think at one point instead of doing guys she
did the girls and then but for the most part
it was guys with girls and girls with guys, but
She I think she did girls at one point for one
of her things all girls But yeah, so it was like
okay ever you do like everybody you want to do
you do that too I Wish there was a video That
would have been a fun video to yeah to go back
and watch So what was your favorite because you
you were the one who started the? Everyone thing
you're like no, I think you got I think you got
sitting on face or something like that or Something
and then you had you had you're gonna have to
kind of walk me through. Yeah I have like snapshots
in my head, but my memory shit to begin with
And now it's over a month old. I'm like, I have
snapshots, but I can't put it together in a chronological
order. I think one of yours was you had to be
blindfolded, and we all sat on your face. And
I had to guess. And you had to guess who was
who. Yeah. And everybody I think but me sat backwards
on your face. That was fun. That was a good time.
Yeah. I think there was one point, I think one
of the first times I broke the rules was, I think
I went down on butt. And wasn't there something
that was like for 10 seconds or something? Yeah.
There was like a timer. Oh, yeah, it was. I was
just like, I just went on and on and on. I think
it was something like go kiss below the waist
or something like that. 10 seconds. But I was
like, yeah, I was like, nope. And they're like,
you're done. I'm like, yeah. And then we said,
who's timing it? And they're like, oh, I guess
it'll be an internal timer. And then you're like,
say less. And you just like your internal timer
just went for like a while. OK, I think I think
we're done. But anyway, the game kind of got
it got a lot more late. But we did play until
the Jenga fell. And then even once it fell, we
were just kind of like drawing. We were just
drawing. Pieces at that point at that point.
It was just an excuse to do something Yeah, things
hadn't fully escalated but they were like getting
there. So it was like we were still pulling pieces
and stuff and then And then I don't even know
it's somehow just transitioned into you and the
Palm Springs couple the lady of that said something
about Pulling like a pad out or something Oh,
so no, we were no. So I think people had kind
of separated. So at that point, I believe what
happened is Beard and Butt were fucking each
other on the couch. And then Mr. and Mrs. Sweet
and Sour were based where I think they were doing
the same fucking each other right next to Beard
and Butt. So then it was just it was the four
of us. It was the Palm Springs couple and you
and I. We were so then rock paper scissors. No,
so then we Started oral like so then her like
I sat on his face and she sat on your face And
we were doing that but then because I was like
on my knees on the carpet It was really and she
was feeling the same way. It was like really
uncomfortable The carpet was like not forgiving
on your knees. So then she ran was not shag Yeah,
she ran in because she had seen something earlier
in the day or the day before, whatever. And she's
like, oh, I remember seeing these like pads or
like whatever in a closet. So she ran. She's
like, hold on. She ran, ran, got him, came down
and like basically covered the floor of the living
room with these like effective. Yeah. With these
like just made the floor like a big ass bed playroom.
Basically. So she made the floor like we just
put a sheet on it and we just made the floor
like a big old bed. So then we continued like
doing that and then Like oral and then I think
we transitioned into fucking them And then I
wanted to fuck her for a long time yeah, I finally
got it yeah, yeah and they had actually well
they had been going to a lot of things and We
I mean, I obviously see them a lot. They actually
hadn't really played From what I understand in
a while So we were like it had been a minute
and then also in our friend group They hadn't
like really they have obviously they have friends
who they've met because they've been in it for
a while Yeah before we met them and so they've
obviously done stuff with them But in our friend
group, they hadn't played with anybody So we
were there first in our friend group, which is
very appropriate since we're the ones who met
them and I I probably Would have felt a certain
type of way if someone else got to get in there
before I'm like god damn it I put in the work
I put in long hours Great yeah, so then we swapped
and then I just remember while I was I was doing
her doggy He had you in missionary and your foot
wasn't like in my face was it and I didn't have
I don't have a foot fetish But I almost like
wanted to start sucking your toes like it felt
like the thing to do Like it was sexy like your
legs are back and I'm like I grabbed it. I'm
like Like I could almost start sucking this thing,
but I didn't want to like I don't want you to
go like Like not not mad but like to start giggling
and kind of yeah in the moment. Yeah, I would
have started laughing Yeah, exactly. So I was
like, oh, let me I won't suck on our toes this
time. Yeah And then And then at one point I was
I don't I think this was the second time actually
you fucked her twice, right? Like we did stuff
with other people and then came back No, I don't
think I fucked her twice. I think so. Maybe.
Maybe I don't think I did. But maybe I think
we. So then I think we kind of were doing stuff
with sweet and sour. After that. Yeah, this is
where cameras. I know. Well, this is also where
so in the moving forward, friends, we're going
we've decided we're going to after events, we're
going to do voice memos. And then that way we
can listen back and and remember better stuff
we got like and like how it goes lacy and dan
dan from swing nation if you haven't heard there
they have a podcast swing nation and um after
every night she does a voice memo and then when
they go to do their podcast they can sit back
and kind of remind themselves yeah yeah we totally
need to do that because yeah my memory is shit
yours is much better than mine yeah But I think
what happened is I believe this is this. This
is what happened. So then I think after this,
like we were really awesome. It's just we can't
we can't physically make it happen is have everybody
here in a room. Yeah. Talking about their version
of the because I also because I know super I
know sweet and sour listen and I know um I mean
obviously because that's how they met us or we
met them Um, and then I know beard and butt listen.
I don't know if the palm springs couple I know
they said they started listening to some but
I don't know if they fully Yeah, I don't I don't
know if they're up to date. Yeah, they they tasted
it a bit. Yeah, so I know what's going to happen
is you're going to put this out and then we're
going to get text messages and they're going
to be like, you forgot about this? This is not
how it went, it went in this order or whatever.
But I guess it doesn't, orgies probably don't
really matter if we get the order right. Here's
the thing though, there's probably going to be
a revision to this episode. The next one will
probably be all the shit we missed. Yeah, because
that's what happens. So I believe what happened,
so we were fucking them. And then I think it
transitioned into we were with Sweet and Sour
Couple. I was blowing him probably. And I don't
know what you were doing, because I was blowing
him. Was that the time you were talking about
the long time you were blowing him? I don't know
if it's the long time, but because there was
one point where you were blowing him for quite
a while. And I had her on her back. I was I was
just like basically fingering her and kind of
playing with her boobs her boobs boobs Yeah,
that that was really fun yeah, so I I don't know
I don't think that was a long time, but maybe
um I Mean before all of this. Yes kind of there
was a lot of Blowjobs and just stuff like that.
Yeah, I So it's like during the pussies that
night in so many different variations at one
point all the girls lined up during the game
all the girls lined up on the couch like and
we all had like our legs in the air and I Want
to say mr. Sweetens our went by I yeah of us.
Yeah, I do recall that. Yeah So that's got to
be just fucking fun checked off on his list And
then we. So so anyway, I believe what happened
next is then we transitioned, we were fucking
around with sweet and sour. I think we're, you
know, doing oral, whatever we were doing there.
And then. I believe we transitioned back to the
Palm Springs couple. And then at this point,
you had her in doggy and I was kissing her and
fingering her while you were fucking her. And
then that's when she was like. Bicomfortable
my ass and she looked at me and I was like I've
never said I was not here for all the things
like that 716 I'm here for I'm here to have a
good time and if like things make sense and like
My hands down there and it reaches and I can
provide assistance I will I will try to do my
best now. Am I the best at any of this? Probably
not like I am practice Probably not but Anyway,
so Was just funny though because we've known
each other for so long and she just like looks
at me and she's like bike bike comfortable my
ass But I think it's because a lot of my female
friends who are bisexual they They have kid gloves
with me and I'm like, you don't have to like
I'll tell you if I'm not gonna do something.
Yeah I mean you've you've had multiple experiences.
Yeah women. Yeah, it's it's just it's mainly
You aren't gonna necessarily Well, you initiated
that one. You're not going to be like the first
one necessarily to initiate it. You're not going
to date a woman. You don't have that level of
it. But like you said, you're in it for a good
time. If a good time means a slinger, a finger
slips in, or you make out, or meh. Yolo, as the
kids say. Right. So then after that, I believe
the... Palm Springs couple then. Now, obviously,
this is our perspective. Clearly, there's a lot
of stuff going on around us during all this time.
Like when we moved away from whatever we were
doing with the sweet and sour couple, that's
because they transitioned to something else.
I think they were together with each other. And
then, you know, beard and butt are still fucking.
And then when we were with the sweet and sour
couple, beard and butt were, I believe, with
the Palm Springs couple. So I again, I don't
know, like, There was a lock. There's obviously
a lot going on and all this stuff This is just
our pers like this is my memory of it and what
I did This is my drunken perspective of a month
Yeah, because I mean obviously when I'm with
somebody I'm not like you're not looking around
to see what everybody else is doing like when
I get up from it I'm kind of like oh and move
to do something else I'm like I can like I see
kind of what's going on around me, but I'm not
like it and then like also staring at what everybody
else is doing so it's like when I have my mouth
on a dick it's I'm basically staring at a belly
button so basically what we're saying is if there's
any videographers out there that are willing
to offer their services for a reduced rate it's
called porn videographers because we're classy
yeah we're gonna have to get some photographers
going because I would love to relive some of
these um at one point i do recall let me see
so then what i was going to say is after after
we so then after the second time we were with
um the uh palm springs couple then um beard and
butt stopped fucking each other long enough that
we then connected with them and um I was him
and I were fucking well I think it started with
um I think she was given we kind of we were kind
of taking a break we got a drink and we were
kind of standing aside she was bent over giving
him a head if I recall correctly oh okay and
she has a great ass and I'm standing there I'm
like I want to fuck that ass I was like boom
put the condom on and went over and started fucking
her and then I think that's when he Like left
his position maybe and yeah with you. Yeah, so
that's how it that's that's how I think at that
point the Palm Springs couple had left the Chat,
I think they were I think they fucked each other
I think they both came probably and then they
left and they went to go shower and do their
thing. So then we were fucking beard and butt
and then I Hurt her You hurt her. Yeah, it's
at some point Actually, yeah at some point he
came over he grabbed a toy mmm, and we were like
holding a toy on her and I tend to Get a little
rough sometimes and I think I was like pushing
down on her knee or something. Oh, yeah Remember
that she's like how much you grab my leg a little
yeah, she's like my knee Like my bad, yeah, sometimes
when I get in a moment I kind of get that like
What's the Animalistic kind of like I just squeeze
hard and yeah I was squeezing in the wrong spot.
So I don't know what because I know I'm pretty
sure that at that point the Palm Springs couple
had went to go shower and like change and stuff
and then I Don't know what sweet and sour were
doing Maybe with each other. Maybe they also
went to go change and stuff, but it was just
the four of us at that point I'm pretty sure
maybe they're watching I can't remember but anyway,
and then Yeah, and then we were fucking again
and then At one point, I think after we were
done with beard and butt, then we turned our
focus to beard and butt I think went on the couch
and they were fucking each other again. They
were riding, she was riding him on the couch.
And then sweet and sour were fucking each other.
He was on the bottom. She was riding on top facing
him Oh, yeah, and then I came up behind and I
was kind of like fingering her her taint -ish
area Mm -hmm, because I wasn't trying to like
hit his dick, too And I was kind of doing that
and she asked you she's like, hey, can you sit
on his face? And then you guys were facing each
other, kissing each other while you were sitting
on his face. So I was sitting on his face, reverse,
facing her while she was fucking him. And then
her and I were kissing. And I was like, then
I went around the front and I was playing with
their clit. Well, yeah. So yeah, that was fun,
too. That was fun. We've had some really fun
setups with them. Yeah. That was definitely a
snapshot. um he couldn't see much because my
butt was in his face but he was getting all the
feels he was in his own universe i don't i don't
think he complained if he if he did it would
sound like i mean he might have been down like
dead down there like yelling for oxygen and we
just thought he was having a great time I was
like holding his legs down. He was shaking shit.
I'm like, I thought he was having a good time
No, he just actually died. That was definitely
a moment in the moment thing cuz that's not I
don't normally like Writing backwards like sitting
on faces backwards With others yeah, you sit
on my face backwards all the time. Yeah. Oh I
do recall there was one point when I was another
point when I was laying on the ground And similar
to you, a lot of women don't like to fully commit
to that position, but the Palm Springs couple,
she fully sat down and she went full 69. And
one of my favorite parts of the 69 is looking
up, you can't see my hands, but looking up and
seeing like the spread of the cheeks. In the
light that is so fucking hot. That's like one
of that's why I always tell you like been over
i'm like That was another man we need fucking
video bro So yeah, so that all Happened so I
I mean i'm sure we're forgetting stuff Not intentionally,
but obviously we didn't take notes today um But
I feel like that's the highlights those are definitely
the highlights and again I don't I would love
to give everybody the perspective of what everyone
else was doing while we were doing what we were
doing with Whoever we were doing things with
But I just know they're having a great time.
I have an idea what We can talk to each one of
these couples and have them record into their
phone some of their highlights And then I can
put all those onto the next podcast Okay, so,
you know, I mean like five minutes here and then
five minutes here and then I can kind of put
them and it's almost like a recap Revision to
and they can like some of their highlights. Yeah
Cuz I know they probably do that. I'm like, I'm
I know that um beard and butt fucked The Palm
Springs couple I'm sure oral things happened
with other people with sweet and sour. I mean
they were parallel playing with beard and butt.
There's a lot of stuff going on. Yeah. I mean,
I guess we were all parallel playing, but they
were literally like right next to each other
on the couch, like listening to each other. I
think they were feeding off of each other. Yeah,
there's a lot of stuff going on. And then at
one point I do recall Mrs. Sweet and sour was
on the couch and beard was eating her out and
Got her off pretty good. She was screaming and
yelling. Yeah, and then we were not a quiet bunch.
No, we were We were going at it for I don't know
how long but a Couple hours. I don't know. I
don't know But when we were all said and done,
we realized that the sliding glass door we had
left this door open because We had the fan like
sitting in front of it to blow cool air into
the room Exactly. So so we we had the curtains
drawn Yeah, i'm not talking about the curtains
the visuals but the the audio there's no there's
there's Someone there was someone next door.
I don't I don't even know if they're home or
if anyone lives there Because it was all all
i'm saying no one was there someone owes us some
money for a show and then And then there's no
one on the other side and then there's um No
one then it's all the way across the street.
No, I don't think anybody heard us I don't know.
They're pretty hot though if they did and then
next time we go there. They're gonna be like
slow clap and then so then It was we started
kind of early because like I said, we got back
to the cabin pretty early and then I think That
was that was the idea in my brain is I know you
and I are night owls. Yeah Couple of the other
couples are not yeah, so beard and butter down
and dirty before 930 Yeah, exactly. So in my
head I kind of wanted to Like if if everybody
was night owls, I probably would have suggested
another bar Let's let's go have another drink
a little more social time. But in my head I was
like Let's let's make this happen. Yeah, let's
get back to the cabin before a everybody's hammered
Yeah and hammered and and and I wanted you know
us to be within a time frame that was suitable
for everybody Yeah, and it worked out. We had
a great time. I would it did and then do it again
and then So then the Palm Springs couple comes
out and they're like, well, we want to go eat
We want we're hungry now cuz like like we said
we didn't really see all night. We didn't really
have dinner We all had like a late -ish lunch
like three o 'clock I think it was about the
time we ate last and it was light We all ate
light so they're like we want to go eat and so
they looked up like a place in Town or whatever
to go eat out and I'm like, well who's driving
and she's like he's good to drive So I'm like,
okay what like we'll go take a quick like Quick
rinses and then like get dressed and then we'll
all go So we all went to this Let it be known
though 24 -hour you and I took a shower and I
Rinsed but I didn't wash my beard out enough.
So he smelled like vagina the entire trip to
the place I smelt all the vaginas which they
are all beautiful vaginas. I just I'm like sitting
around like That's her. Oh, that's her. That's
her. And I'm like, it was great. I was like all
the way there. I was getting like getting horny
again. I'm like, shit. So we go to this restaurant
and it's a 24 -hour restaurant. Basically like
a Denny's. Yeah, basically like a Denny's. And
it was probably midnight when we get there. And
it's us. And there's like another couple at a
far booth. And you're literally telling our waitress,
we're all sitting at the table and you're like,
she's like, OK, what can I get you guys? And
you're like, I'm so thirsty and hungry. We just
got we all just got done fucking each other.
And she just like the waitress just like kind
of. giggle like laughs and you're like you just
kept saying it you're like no really we just
and we're all laugh and all of us at the table
are like off like just super awkwardly laughing
and I'm like stop talking and you're like no
we all just got done fucking each other so we're
really arched I'm super parched I'm so hungry
and we're all like oh my god this is so embarrassing
like shut the fuck up but You're you keep taking
me to these two years point like we There was
no one else in the restaurant and obviously this
lady works the night shift in Big Bear nonetheless
Which she has some shit like we're probably not
the weirdest group of people who've ever walked
in there. So she was Has awkward as it was and
all of us for like that was so annoying You're
like you're like well, I wouldn't have done it
if it was like a full restaurant or whatever.
Yeah, it's it was There was like a couple making
out basically in the booth like I'm an appropriate
When it's okay, I guess. Yeah, it was super inappropriate.
Like we'll never like families around like I
wouldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah But yeah, you're like,
and we're all just so we're all like, what the
fuck? We're all so awkward. Like, hey, let's
let us order our fucking eggs. I should have
been like, you want to smell my finger? You basically
did. It was fricking I was like, oh, my God,
I can't take this guy anywhere. Was that the
night we did all that? We went back to the almost
said hotel to the. The cabin and then um, we
had sex that night you and I right? And that's
I think that's when I was choking you and you
told me that was too much Because I was just
like so sexed up Like I I was choking you which
is normally you're you're you're down for a good
joke. Yeah That was like pushing your head into
the pillow and I was just fucking bam bam and
you're like I'm like, oh, sorry. I'm tapping
out. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Tap, tap. Tumas, tumas.
Yeah. And then the next morning we all got up
and had our cups of coffee together. Reminisce.
So here's the funny thing is. So I was like,
all right, cool. You know, we get all our sex,
sex energy out. I'm like thinking the next day,
I'm like, all right, cool. And then Mrs. Sweet
and Sour comes over in a thong and starts spinning
over picking up shit. I'm like, come on. Oh yeah.
We don't have time for this day too. We were
trying to like, it was like, oh, I lost my, um,
I think she lost her little mini bullet vibrator.
You lost a cock ring. We found a condom that
didn't get into the trash like there was just
like I found butts Zebra print thong Like it
was just like we had cleaned up the night before
but it was obviously dark and we were just like,
you know tired and just ready to like just we
just did a basic cleanup, but then The next morning
we're like, okay, we got to get like everything
out of here like find all your shit like make
sure it's gone So we're like just like crawling
lifting up, you know couch cushions lifting up
the couch going through everything and then even
after you guys so Mrs. Sweet and sour I think
got up earlier than everybody and was kind of
doing all of that So she was getting everything
together then you went through and did a stuff
found stuff and then I went through and that's
when I found But it's thong. I was like, you
guys missed a thong. Full on thong. So it was
like... It's a small piece of material. It was
zebra print, but... It's camouflage. Nature's
camouflage. But anyway, so yeah, it was a fun
weekend. Yes. It was a really fun weekend. So
yeah, I think I'm going to talk to all the couples
and see if they can throw it together. You know,
just a little... phone recording some of their
highlights and uh that should be cool and um
side note all the couples in this podcast are
gonna be at my show this friday nights that's
right ladies and gentlemen we are gonna ravage
that nightclub so we so anyway so the next day
when we were all reminiscing we were looking
i was like did that count as an orgy And we're
like, I think it did. And then someone looked,
Googled it and it was like six or more is an
orgy. I'm like, well, we had eight, so we had
an orgy. So you and I have been in orgy situations,
like where we've been on a bed with maybe one
other couple, like in like the, yeah, in like
a group place setting where there was multiple
beds. Yeah. Not where we've been like, oh, we
jumped to this person, this person did this person,
this person, like did all the thing, like just,
yeah. It was a good time it was a really good
time so testosterone does it was it It was a
good group of people to like I feel like everybody
was like you just I don't know like I feel like
everybody was Attracted to each other on a certain
level key and then everybody knew each other
enough that they felt comfortable and then everybody
like you know because like I said it you it could
have gone anyway like either way because Again
besides beard and butt they were the like Really
like fucking each other. I mean we played with
sweet and sour before obviously we talked about
that um We had actually The least couple that
we had played with was the palm springs couple.
Yeah the one that we've known known the longest
Yeah, and we've known them the longest and she
was at my kindergarten graduation. Yeah Um and
probably had hung out with them the most yeah
for sure. Um yeah, so But they're the rest of
them. Had met because of us, and then they hadn't
really done anything with each other. I don't
even know if I don't even know if they'd done
oral or anything. I think maybe sweet and sour
and bearded, but I'm not even sure. So it was
like it could have gone a lot of different ways,
you know, like you just. Yeah. But I think it
went about as good as it could have gone. Yeah,
and I think it was the good number of people
sometimes you get too many and it's like I don't
know Yeah, you probably could have done one more
couple comfortably comfortably Yeah, and it still
would have made sense but um I mean in the in
the setting we were I mean obviously there's
like big rooms and that's different. Yeah, but
the room we had was good. Yeah and uh, yeah That's
fun So I think we're gonna wrap this one up but
Before we completely wrap it up. We should have
talked about this earlier what? we've talked
about it before but we are going to the San Diego
plush New Year's Eve party. Oh, yeah We are going
out there. It's gonna be the 20. Well, we're
going out the 29th through the 31st It's at the
Marriott in La Jolla the first Do the first.
Well, yes. Yeah, we're leaving on the first.
Yeah, so we're just before new years. Yeah We've
gone the last two years had a great time This
year we are looking for even crazier times. So
it's gonna be a good time You can go to plush
parties comm if you're in a southern california
area get all the details You can find us on cassidy
if you search out the sweet side of life community
You will be directed to us and You can find out
our secret screen name. It's Top Secret. Top
Secret. Secret and clever. Extremely clever.
Is there anything else you would like to say
before we close this motherfucker down? What
time is it? 1107. All right, we got past an hour.
We're an hour and three minutes, baby. Once I
add my commercial, it's gonna be a solid hour
and five. Sweet. All right. Think I think that's
all yeah, we'll see you guys in two to three
months For another podcast. Yeah, we're gonna
try to get better again. Hopefully um Rumor has
it rumor has it after the gig on Friday. There
might be a private party somewhere and That may
or may not be at our house So we'll have to see
maybe we're gonna have a story there and maybe
we can get that 20 person orgy we were talking
about Not at my house. No, it's going to happen.
I already rented the slip and slide. All right,
I think that's it for now. All right, I think
that's it for now. All right, let's go. Let's
close them and forget. All right. When enjoying
the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples
upside down. Believe in unicorns and keep shaking
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