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want to do my butt in my back. Yes, I do you
can't So anyways, we are the sweet side of life
we are live once you know, we're not We're alive
we're alive Which people might be questioning
because this has been I think like a month since
we've actually recorded an actual podcast. We
did a streets No, like in the studio podcasts
like a real one like like real like real real
Yeah, I turned on my computer and it was like,
do you want updates? I'm like, no, no, I don't
want to do. Nobody got time for updates. It's
like updates from 2023. No, I don't have time
for that right now. Speaking of that, I'm gonna
need a new laptop here pretty soon. Oh my God.
Maybe you can do a GoFundMe. Alright, I'm gonna
start a Mr. Sweet's GoFundMe for a new laptop.
It's a threat. We won't be able to do any more
podcasts. People are like, great. Fantastic.
Shut it down. Stop. So we have a lot to cover.
A lot. And it's not going to get done today.
We have been busy. Like we said in this hit in
the streets. We haven't been gone because we've
been gone. Like, we've just been doing a lot
of shit. Busy. We've been busy. We've been...
We are having our hot girl summer. Yeah. Whatever
you want to call that. Hot swingin' summer. Hot
swingin' summer. And it's not over yet. We got
still more coming, but we've just been super
busy. And then like we said in the last one,
we had some stuff around the house happen and
we're now officially... I don't want to say back
on schedule, but I mean, I don't know. We'll
have to see if we do. I mean, it's Monday. We
normally record on a Thursday. So you were pressuring
me. I feel like we're ahead of schedule. We're
ahead of schedule. We're one week. Well, you
were pressuring me. You're like, we need to release
something. I know. And then you're like, then
you reminded me, we don't get paid for this.
So realistically, we can do it whenever the heck
we want. So we don't have a boss. We don't currently
get paid from it. But we do receive actually
boner bears no uh what are they called right
there grab that box oh yeah we need to we were
gonna do a i was gonna do a tiktok yeah so here's
what we're gonna do guys so we got hit up um
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bliss bears no you're right you keep calling
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boner bears okay these are boner bears and then
these are bliss bears Think the guys are boner.
Yeah, the guys are boner Blair's bears and the
girl ones are bliss bears So we got hit up by
this company and they're like, hey, you know,
I don't think they're a new company, but You
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Our sex life the great stuff we got going on
and you know, we we've tried shivers with mixed
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We felt it. I full -on got high Yeah, the first
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we tried shivers It was like sitting on our couch
and it didn't like hit right And then our friends
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So we kind of had a similar thing. Yeah. We sat
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was just kind of like we felt something. You
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key to these just like the moat stuff is you
have put yourself in a situation. We're going
to a pool party this weekend. We are going to
pass these out as favors. We're going to give
them to people. Yes. We're going to take them
and we're going to and then we're going to come
back. We're going to circle back and we're going
to give another review. Yes. Because right now
we don't really have one. Yeah. I just I just
wanted to acknowledge the fact that they they
sent us a shit ton. They hit us up and chewed
to the word within a week. We had a whole trial
pack and we're going to try it. Like this is
like this is like a lot. Yeah. I don't know how
frequently I can get through this. Well now with
your TRT we can give her this. We can also hand
them out on Halloween. It's coming up. No? We're
like here. That's weird. So stay tuned. I just
wanted to acknowledge the fact that we got a
huge trip out of this room though so we remembered
to bring them because that's our problem. We
were going to bring them to Big Bear. We were
going to bring them to a couple other things
we did. Athena's. And we keep forgetting them
because they're sitting in this room which we
only go in. to do this and this we haven't podcasting
we haven't done in a month so every time we're
like shit we forgot them shit we forgot them
so i will i will make an effort to throw them
in our party bag yeah we'll take them out tonight
and we'll put them in our bag and then so yeah
we're gonna take them to a pool party and because
we realize not all products hit everybody the
same way yeah so i don't want to like you know,
give our take only on it. Yeah, we'll get enough
to share. So yeah, we'll give our friend tape
because each pack has three doses. So one dose
is two gummies and there's six in the bag. So
we can give our. Friends them and then get their
take on them. So there's gummies gummies and
there's also honey enhancement. Yeah, there's
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So well, here we are. Here we are all three Mm
-hmm. All right, so we're gonna bring these so
we can remember to share them with our friends
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can get them on Amazon. So they're pretty easy
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When we initially first got hit up by them, I
checked them out on Amazon and a great price
and everything So yeah, we're gonna definitely
give them a fair shake in a in a sexual atmosphere.
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see this is what happens when you skip for a
month you forget what you're doing Yeah, what
are you drinking my love so we both went Pre
mix drinks. Yes. I started with mine. I was like,
hey, you should try the other one That's on the
bar. We'll just do pre mixes this time and just
give them tries. So Mine I like. I was at Costco
and they had the bullet whiskey sour premix.
And a lot of premixes I will say I am very skeptical
of. This one I think is good. It tastes like
a whiskey. It tastes like sour. It's made with
like bullet bourbon sweet and sour lemon juice
or whatever. And then honey. And it's actually
really good. Yeah. Yeah. It's so what it's perfect
for is In California when we go to parties you
it's BYOB. Yeah, and I'm always vodka soda And
that's like kind of what you have to stick with
but at my bar vodka and not just any soda I know
lemon bougie as I know lemon Eddie's vodka and
then my water Lou soda waters but So we bring
both those things but like at home I like, you
know to have a whiskey sour. We all like options.
We can't. Yeah. You like options. Like it's nice
to have something, especially if you're at a
pool party all day, you know, and then you're
it's like pool party to night party. Like we
just were at Athena's, which we're not going
to talk about tonight, but we'll talk about another
night or maybe we'll talk about it. Well, we'll
probably get to it tonight. Anyway, we write
in checks. So Athena's like is a pool party and
then a night party. And when you're drinking
all day long, sometimes it can get like super
redundant just drinking the same thing over and
over again. So This is what this is good for
it gives me a little bit of a variety without
having to bring like my bourbon and my lemon
and my and my Simple syrup and then asking the
bartenders there to like Shake it up and like
make me a cocktail like it just yeah, they're
trying to be efficient Yeah, I just poured over
ice and it actually tastes really good. So I
highly recommend if you're a whiskey sour drinker
There's my my plug That's what I'm drinking.
I'm drinking on the rocks is the brand Yeah,
and it's a strawberry daiquiri mix which not
my favorite not my favorite I like strawberry
daiquiris. Yeah, maybe because it we should have
blended it, but it said to shake on yeah The
first sip it made me recoil in horror The second
sip wasn't as bad. Yeah, and now it's like syrupy
or very syrupy Okay, and then now maybe yeah
blending it would be better. Maybe my palette
has now adjusted to it Yeah, and it's still not
good. Yeah, it's tolerable. Yeah the other half
of it's still on the bar You you drink part of
it, and then you're like I'm not drinking the
rest of this tonight We're not topping this I
love me a sweet drink, but It was it was not
a ten out of ten mine's a ten out of ten mine.
I would say was a Solid four out of ten. Okay.
Yeah, that's okay though. I'll live so back to
Florida. Oh, yeah So anyways, Florida going back
back to Florida, Florida But anyways, so we have
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it was like It was earlier this week. Well, it's
one day. OK, earlier. Late last week, then. Late
last week. Yeah, so we got just a random. It
was like four days ago, five days ago. Let me
see. It was Friday afternoon. Four days ago,
like I said. It just said, is this the sweet
side of life? And I was like, the one and only.
And then shortly after that, I proceeded to get
a bunch of really hot pictures. Tits, vagina.
A good -looking couple from Florida. And great
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I didn't see anything else of him. What about
her face? Huh? What about her face? Her face?
Great, too. You didn't say that. You said her
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great. Fantastic. Ten out of ten. Must try again.
You haven't tried her once. She's trying to change
that, so. She is. She is trying to get us to
go to Florida, which we are all down for, but.
Yeah, we go to Florida twice. Every other year
we go to Florida for our 311 cruise, and we just
went this past. So we're on like a year and a
half waiting list. but they live fairly close
to where we kind of go, so we'll definitely.
And they go to Secrets. Yeah, they go to Secrets.
Which we'll definitely go to again, so. Did you
see that they challenged us to a drinking bill
at Secrets? Okay, I would like to see their drinking
bill. Let me pull it up really quick. No, I didn't
see that. I think recently I haven't looked at
the messages that you've gotten. So we're gonna
call them the 716 couple. Okay. You guys know.
They know. They're about 10 episodes behind right
now. Okay, so they're gonna catch up. They're
gonna get to this way later. Yeah, they're gonna
catch up. Okay, so she said, I bet our drink
bill will outdo yours. Lmao dot dot dot dot challenge
accepted question mark question mark. Well, do
we get another chance at it? Just kidding I have
no desire to spend more than a thousand dollars,
but she said we have a mobile bar So maybe it
wouldn't be that much. So we actually have a
mobile bar. We do we have a mobile bar That's
the key. Yeah, if you stay there you can do the
mobile bar because they have like security at
the gate and you can't go from your room to the
pool where they're not super strict. But yeah,
it's like it's kind of high school if you don't
just buy a drink at the bar. Yeah, or drink it
in your room. So yeah, we'll definitely have
to visit that and we're gonna have to take 716
couple up on their offers. They've offered a
few things. One of the things is she wants us
to take advantage of her both you and I together
like Not even a tag team, just like a. So, um,
challenge accepted. You have, uh, you're starting
to find your, your inner by side over here, young
lady. I never didn't have an inner. It's coming
out more by coming out more and more. It's coming
out more and you'll hear about it, ladies and
gentlemen, not on this episode. Coming soon.
No, I don't think it's coming out more and more.
It's just that people, I feel like people when
I like when some people say, buy comfortable
or whatever, or especially my friends, some of
them that are by and they I think they don't
want to overstep their bounds. There's a preconception
about you. Yeah, that you're more not than am.
Yeah. Yeah. And they respect boundaries. They
do. And they're my friends. So they don't want
to. make it weird or awkward. So then I surprise
them frequently is what happens. And I actually
kind of like that about this whole relationship
I have with them is that I like to sometimes
surprise my people that we've known for years.
Yeah, they can't always, they can't always just
think they know, you know, I gotta keep everybody
on their toes. Guys think they know girls think
they know, but I'm like, I'm like that box, you
have to just I'm like that. That box people have
to unwrap that box that like has like all those
Like ribbons in it or not ribbons But the like
the magic box that you just pull out and it just
keeps going and going and going and you're like
where you take it Okay, there's that too. There's
so many different things underneath. It's like
layers or Yeah, I'm like an onion You're like
You're like a small child that lives in Antarctica
on a winter day. You have a lot of layers. OK,
you're weird. OK, I'm not no weirder than you
are. You made it weird. You made it weird. You
made it really fucking weird. Moving on. Please
do. Edit. So where are we at? Layers. Tits. Boner
bears. Pussy boner bears. Check, check, check.
OK. So we went to EDR like four years ago. It
was like earlier. It was in what month are we
in? We're August right now. July July. So we
went back to EDR. It reopened. Yeah, it was it
was like July 12. It was the weekend after they
reopened on July 4. Yeah. So EDR, if you've heard
us talk about it. It's a an LS Clothing Optional
type joint out here in California and They closed
for a couple of months to LS and they ended up
doing a remodel We weren't sure what they were
gonna do, but they ended up reopening As an LS
and we're all super happy I'm skeptical. I might
have wished them death in the past when they
first broke my heart us and all of our friends,
but Most of us have moved on Until recently now
apparently they're up for sale. Yeah, I don't
I don't know if it's I don't know if it's a Like
a for real sale or just like a test in the market
to see where he's at sale Kenny said what he
was trying to do, but I mean you can never trust
him Yeah, I don't know. I can't trust him as
far as I can throw him but actually I can throw
him pretty far So Ultimately, he's a businessman.
So he's got it out. When I walk in the club.
This is what I mean when you're done. Now this
song stuck in your head. So he's a businessman.
Ultimately, he's not he's not like an LS guy.
Excuse me. So Ultimately, he's gonna do what
a businessman does. He's gonna make a business
decision. And whether or not that involves selling
it to a random hotel that's gonna do something.
So if anybody has $10 million and they want to
buy EDR, it is for sale. 10 .5. You could probably
get them down though. Yeah, I'm sure you can
get them off that five. $500 ,000. So hopefully
he sells to a rich LS person that wants to continue
its history in Palm Springs. But in the meantime,
they're still open for business. We're still
going. Our friends are still going. We're having
as much fun in there as we can until we can't.
So we'll just have to see. So we were there.
Yeah. So we went there and we went out there
for a birthday party. Birthday boy. Yes. So we
went out on a Friday night and we came home on
Monday Yeah, so we did take it away for a little
bit We did so it was for dr. Feelgood's birthday,
which we kind of like briefly talked about on
our hitting the streets And so it was dr. Feelgood
nurse feel good or you call her your chocolate
milkshake Sweet and sour the LBC couple And...
That's it, right? Yeah, Bearden, but we're supposed
to go, but he got sick. So they couldn't come.
Who else? There's a shit ton of people out there.
It's been such a long time ago, my memory's like,
faded. I think that's who we mainly hung out
with, though. That was our main crew. Yeah, if
we are missing you, our apologies, but... Yeah,
we're just we're trying no, I think that's our
I think I think that's pretty solid on oh Sunshine
girl, but yes. Yes, they came in Saturday, but
they came in. Yeah, they didn't come in on Friday
Yeah, they came in. Well, they came in Friday,
but then they like They came in briefly and then
they left they didn't hang out with us. I think
she had to work Yeah, they didn't work. Yeah,
they were like coming in from work or whatever.
So they didn't they didn't They didn't hang out
with us Friday, but everybody else was there
Friday, I think But anyway, so Friday So we were
there those days. So Friday we Friday you got
a hair up your ass. Well, okay, so I had already
basically promised dr. Feel -good that We would
all hook up because he has been on my tick -tock
and there's one tick -tock where I put my ass
in the air in like a doggy position and That's
what he said he wanted for his birthday. He's
not into blowjobs, apparently. And we know I'm
the blowjob queen. So that was off the table.
So I was willing. So you like we're all in the
pool on Friday. And it was actually the perfect
day because they hadn't had their a bunch of
their friends who we really don't know were coming
in, but they hadn't gotten there yet. So it was
mostly just for the most part. That was kind
of my mindset. Yeah. I wanted to do our thing
and I kind of knew Saturday was the big day.
I knew friends were coming in. And I was kind
of like, I think this is feeling right. Yeah,
they weren't supposed to come in. I don't think
Dr. Philgood and Nurse Philgood were supposed
to come in on Friday initially when we first
set everything up. They were just coming for
one night. And then they were like, oh, they
were there. So we're like, okay, perfect. So
you have been on... We'll talk about this in
another podcast with like little more men Yeah,
men's health and women's health stuff, but you
started testosterone. Yes, so So if if for those
that know testosterone TRT replacement My I was
at 196 Extremely low is 300. Yeah, so I Somehow
I still had a sex drive but it wasn't Nowhere
nearer it should be. Yeah, so you started the
testosterone and your your Like you like you
said it it's like your drive is more like you
always want to do things and things are always
into like you're always into like Intent the
intent is there but just the finishing line of
it just never it's the fifth gear. Yeah, I didn't
always We always talk about we're more hanged
in the bang, and that's still very much true.
But the bang is definitely coming in a little
bit closer. Yeah. It's starting to even out a
little bit more. Yeah. And it wasn't that we
don't want to. It's just like you were saying,
like the drive. Everything was fun. I always
enjoyed myself. But to take it past that next
stage, to push to close it, it just wasn't really
in in my yeah my wheelhouse yeah um it is now
yeah so we're in the pool and it was probably
midday maybe a little after and you were like
you literally like i think told like i think
it was night wasn't it it was i mean it was in
the evening maybe but it wasn't super late because
we still had a lot of other things that happened
after that friday night yeah because we didn't
get there till OK, so was the evening. Yeah,
because we did Tiki bars, right? Was that Friday?
Yeah. So was it before or after the Tiki bars?
It was before. No, it was after. Yeah. OK, so
they went to dinner. Yeah, we all went to dinner.
We went to Tiki bars. We came back and it was
definitely OK. So you laid out late afternoon.
Yeah. So you we and then the sweet and sour couple
went to Tonga Hut. Yes, we had dinner. We had
drinks. And then we came back. Anyway, it doesn't
really matter. So we all did. We did all these
things in the same day. So this is this is the
problem when we recap like I know 14000 years
later. So then we came back from the pool flirting.
Yeah, we're off. We got back in the pool. We're
flirting and all the things that you're you just
like told me and nurse feel good. You're like,
um, so are we going to do this? No, I was like.
I asked you I said hey, I'm gonna pull the trigger.
Like are you cool? Yeah, and so I went over to
her She's like in a group of people. I'm like,
hey, are we gonna fuck or what and she's like
say less Okay, that's not exactly how I saw this
like playing out but okay and literally like
seconds later were in their room. Mm -hmm and
Laying down all the towels and everything and
Dr. Phil good and I we did the doggie position
and then flipped over Did other positions we
her and I were kind of matching position. Yeah,
like tip for I think actually he first went down
on me to be honest I think that happened first
and then we were in the doggie and then flipping
positions And then I think you're probably doing
the same. Yeah, and then at some point him and
I were Like we I don't know done or I don't I
don't wanna say done, but you guys were still
going Yeah, and so I came over to kind of assist
you Yeah, cuz you had her toy and you were and
she was like It seemed like she was having a
really good time. I mean, we all were having
a really good time. Either she was having a good
time, or I was hurting her. No. There was a lot
of yelling. There was some noises in there, and
I assumed. Yeah. I mean, I haven't got any charges
brought against me, so I'm assuming it was a
fun time. So I'm getting hard thinking about
it right now. Like you said, 10 out of 10. Let's
try again. Yeah, we'll do again. That's what
it is. Yeah, we'll do again. so yeah we had a
10 will do again yeah we had a great time yeah
we had a good time there um played with them
for a while and then you had to drag me out of
there i i don't know if i dragged you out or
it was just like no because she was she was uh
like you said we all kind of were done and we
stood up and then she was laying on the ground
she has a great ass ground ground she was laying
on the bed so i was like wait why was she on
the ground i went from the back i was playing
with her from between her legs yeah and you were
kind of like touching her legs and at some point
you're like All right, wrap it up. I'm like,
I'm not done. You know, come on. Let's go like
I think like they they were gonna, you know recouple
and yeah, I'm like Yeah, and I know he says he
doesn't like blowjobs but Like at some point
I'm kind of like, okay, where do I go from here?
You know, I'm like Cuz that's one of my go -to
things obviously. So um Maybe he doesn't like
him cuz he hasn't had one for me See, that's
the thing, you just gotta try it. She gives great
head. Yeah. So, I don't know. Or maybe that's
a thing they have. You know, it could be. And
he just doesn't... It could be. Yeah. Everybody,
you know, has sometimes this thing that they
save for their person. Yeah. Maybe that's what
it is. But anyway, so there's another couple
that we know that's. Yeah. Yeah. So no oral.
I mean, he gave me oral, so I know it's no oral
across the board. But maybe we're going to see
them this Saturday. Yeah, I'm not going to ask
them, but they listen. So they might just tell
me like, no, no, no, no, that's not what it is.
And yes, you can. Let's go. I'll take it. We're
going to see them this Saturday. Sunshine Girls
birthday party. Yeah. Pool party. Yeah. So we're
gonna go over there and uh have a great time.
Yeah, and they're gonna be there. So so we'll
see um, but so that was fun. We did that and
then um I I feel like that night more happened.
I feel like we need to record these so we can
Better remember. Yeah, like just record ourselves
on our phones like the next day. We should no
no like video record the entire act Okay, because
like the big bear. I would have loved to have
a like a full like shot of that. We'll discuss
that later. Yeah, that would have been nice.
Yeah. It only lives in your mind. So and in my
beard. So then I feel like more happened that
night because I feel like that was that felt
fairly early. We didn't. Yeah, we didn't call
it a night after that. I think we went back into
the pool. I think they stayed in their room for
a little bit. Yeah, I don't remember really what...
I know Sunshine Girl came off for a little bit,
but then they like had to go do something. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. She got in the pool for a little
bit. It was super brief. And I think for the
most part we were just all chilling. I don't
feel like anything else really happened that
night. I didn't. We'll have to circle back if
something did. I think that's part of it like
when you go with your friends. Yeah. Some of
that random stuff doesn't happen. Yeah. The other
couple that we saw there who was there who is
so random that they were there is the, do we
call them the Bakersfield couple? Yeah. Okay,
who we've seen in Vegas, we see frequent, every
time we almost every time we go on EDR, they're
there. They're stalking us the same time we're
there. And then that couple confuses me. They
do confuse me. And I at this last time, like
there's sometimes flirting, but it's not like
overly. Yeah. I on Saturday night and I was like,
Hey, I told tell him I'm like, Hey, just so you
know, I'm like, really into your wife. He's like,
cool. Yeah. And I was like, got it. Note taken,
hint taken. He's he's hard to read. He is. Yeah.
He's super hard to read. But like she'll like
walk by and rubber butt on me. She's always so
friendly with me. She's not appalled by me. Yeah.
But she you know, she might just not have that.
Yeah, that's completely fine. Yeah. But they're
they're stalking us. So that's weird. They're
not stalking us. But yeah, so they were there,
which we didn't anticipate seeing them there
either. But it is random because we always run
into them there and Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. Again,
swinging is a small world. So I can't really
I don't really feel like trying to think the
maze is still there because we gave Sweet and
Sour a tour. the maze. We went to our tiki bar
but your girlfriend wasn't there. She had just
left. So we didn't get to see her. I think I'm
gonna break up with her. Yeah. I mean she's now
had a child by another man. I think it's over
babe. Right? We haven't seen her in over a year.
The romance is over. The romance is over. So
then Saturday I'm gonna move to Saturday if we
think of something for Friday that we forgot
we can circle back. Yeah But so Saturday we went
to breakfast with sweet and sour and you almost
died you choked on steak Yeah Here's the thing.
I'm sure you get a lot of you guys know this
when when you drink a lot you get dehydrated
and at least for me my my throat muscles kind
of constrict and in the morning I'm always very
hungry and I always get like a steak and eggs
or something and I have this horrible habit of
not chewing it's happened multiple times now
it really has and um it's so much that you'd
think you would break the habit you're so close
and I inhaled steak and a piece got stuck and
I had to go to the bathroom 45 minutes worrying
about you and release it And I was like, in and
out of the bathroom, like I got the peace out,
but in and out of the bathroom 45 minutes, you
know, doing what you do in the bathroom for every
45 minutes. So. So that was fun. I thought for
sure it was going to fuck me up for the rest
of the day, though, because once that gets stuck
in your throat, your throat just gets shredded.
Yeah. And you just yeah. But. I was we set Mr.
Sweet and sour and to find you like we're sitting
at the the breakfast table and They're like looking
at me and I'm like, I'm like, I'm sure he's fine.
And then the more they're staring at me. I'm
like Maybe someone just go make sure he's not
like passed out on the floor of the bathroom
like choking to death Well, I'm here I made it
you made it anyway, so we did that and then we
went straight to the pool I think after that
That sounds right. And we spent the whole day
in the pool. It was a good amount of people there.
Yeah, it was fun. Some people we had seen before
at EDR. A lot of people we hadn't seen, but it
was full. The pool was pretty full. But then
the night comes. I feel like, are we missing
something in the daytime pool? Like, sexy? Yeah,
I could have swore. Somebody like fingered my
butt or something. Well, you said nurse feel
good. Oh, yeah Yeah, so So she came up and she
like she was through my butt. I mean she could
have but she was like back -to -back with me
so her butt was on my butt and then like She
was like having a conversation and I was having
a conversation. Mm -hmm, but our backs to each
other and all of a sudden I feel hurt come through
my legs and was like like tickling my balls like
through my legs and i was like this is very erotic
yeah you came back to me you're like i think
i unlocked a new kink yeah it was funny because
we were like or she unlocked a new we were each
having our own conversation and nobody knew what
was going on but here i was like being ball fingered
underneath the pool and and she was like kind
of dancing around my butthole a little bit and
yeah become a thing of mine now i don't i don't
think it's a testosterone i've had that But we've
experimented a little bit that will touch on
that later. And um, yeah, I was like, I'm really
into this. I was like rock hard. Okay. Yeah,
I feel like there's some other stuff. But again,
it's trying to I know, trying to remember something.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing I realized.
Especially over a month later. Yeah. Here's the
thing I realized is, is doing all this LS stuff.
Every single thing is very exciting at the moment,
but because we've done so many things They don't
stick in my brain as much Like a long strand.
Yeah, like if you were to ask me like our first
thing at FA that's more vivid in my head because
it stood out yeah but now everything like while
it's still super fun it they all start to blend
yeah so like i can remember like the the really
high moments like the sex and like the big things
but all like the little details they start to
kind of fall in the cracks i'm like shit happened
yeah Like, there ain't no way we were in the
pool for six, eight hours and nothing happened.
I just can't. Well, I can tell you one thing
that happened. Dr. Phil Good got his birthday
present from another woman. So they were they
actually because that was the day they were kind
of more celebrating his birthday was the Saturday.
Which is why, like, I wanted the Friday since
for us. Yeah. So we she had they had went and
got got like sandwiches and stuff. The plan she
had told us when they came in the morning, she
was like, hey, we got sandwiches. I got cupcakes
like. We'll get them out like later for everybody
for lunch or whatever. Like we have like platters,
you know. I was like, cool. And our other friends
that were there, the LBC, the LBC couple and
the sweet and sour, they are in the community,
but they're they're not really like they were
there because we like we had invited them. Yeah,
they don't really I'm I don't think they really
know. Them the doctor feel good and nurse feel
good very well, you know, otherwise other than
through us like it's not like they're not There
for like that. Yeah, so I kind of felt like okay
is like everybody but she's like, no No, I have
platters and potters and I'm like, okay, cool.
So time started like going on and Days like and
you had not eaten breakfast basically and yeah
the day started going on and I was like shit
we got it like people have to eat, you know,
like I'm like I need to eat. I don't want to
get trashed. You know, I didn't want you to get
trashed. So I was like, we got to start thinking
about this. And then there Dr. Phil Goods was
in his room with a girl like a woman for his
birthday, like well deserved and as he should
have been for hours. Like, I don't know what
they were doing in there, but. He was having
a great time. I'm sure of it at first I was like
is cuz it was they were in there so long I did
kind of think I'm like are they is he like did
she leave at some point? I didn't see it and
he's having a nap like but no he was in there
having the time of his life and good on them
um So I was like I didn't want to say anything
cuz it's not like I would be like, oh, where
are where are the sandwiches you promised us?
You know, like and he and we didn't and I didn't
want to interrupt him. Exactly. So I was like,
OK, so then I was like, well, we got to think
about food. So we went. So the six of us was
like, OK, let's order some food. So we ordered
sandwiches, oddly enough. That was a whole fiasco
because they brought a Chipotle and then I just
like weren't like some other person's order.
And with my name on it children's order it was
a ton of children it was a ton of kids meals
from chipotle and the person's name was my name
and. So it was two orders with the same name
basically but. Mine was sandwiches for adults
and theirs was like a shit ton of children like
kids meals from Chipotle Which if you guys know
anything about Chipotle, it's it's like a very
simple life Yeah, I'm like I'm that's not what
I'm eating while I'm gonna try and hook up with
people Chipotle is like talk like I'm not trying
to do onions and like salsa and like just Beans
and cheese like this just like a no. It's not
conducive to sexy time. So i was like okay this
has got to go back so i'm trying to get it like
i was like on the phone and i'm like on the app
and i'm like trying to figure out to like get
everything taken care of and then meanwhile like
this whole thing is happening and then nurse
feelgood walks by and she was like Um, are you
guys hungry because I was like gonna try to go
i'm like, oh my god I literally just ordered
sandwiches like a hundred something dollars And
i'm like, oh she's like no because I was gonna
go I know I go Well, I didn't know and I knew
he was in there and it's his birthday and we
didn't want to like say anything And we didn't
want to like she's like, oh my god I have all
these sandwiches and i'm like, well, I just ordered
sandwiches too So yeah, we don't want to put
any pressure on their situation Yeah, because
I mean it was his birthday. And like I said,
they had a bunch of friends there that we Didn't
know so I was like, I don't want to like, you
know, get involved in any of that. So I was like,
anyway, we ended up getting our jersey mics in
the end, but it was like a whole fucking fiasco.
And then she ended up opening the door and taking
out all their sandwiches. And I was like, fuck,
I should have just canceled it. And I've been
like, we'll just eat your guys' sandwiches. I
ate her sandwich. Yeah, you did. It was more
of a taco. Anyway, so that was a whole thing.
But oh I ate her out from behind one of my favorite
pastimes. Did you? That was actually Friday night
or Friday night. It was at the end. Oh, yeah.
It was towards the end. Yeah. I was like, oh,
I haven't done that yet. So yeah, that day that
day was more I feel like it was more just a vibe.
I don't know. I just realized it really happened
during the day. The last time I ate her out.
Was when I fell on my face. Oh At the party.
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, not funny at all. Not
funny. I just thought about that I'm like when
was the last time ooh, how was a while though?
Yeah, I mean that's that's been the last time
we've been like we don't see them. We see them
Freak like not as frequently see them a lot of
meeting greets to yeah and meeting greets. You
can yeah, that's kind of what I mean I because
I'm like we see them a lot but I like not situations
where I've kissed her and I've I've touched her
pussy at a meeting greet You champion dirty dirty
boy champions. I may or may not have had my hands
down her pants at one point You dirty boy All
these things like kind of like little memories.
Flood back in. So yeah, so I feel like during
the day, I don't feel like there was a whole
lot that happened during the day. We just kind
of hung out the pool. But then at night there
was the foam party. And that was not what anybody
expected. But our friend from the LBC couple,
he had a speaker and saved it. Yeah, because
he brought a speaker over to where the foam was.
Let me set this up Don If you listen to this
he doesn't you don't but I love you. I know you
tried your best with what you were given but
basically The way EDR set up is They have they
have like house speakers that are kind of set
up and then when the DJ comes their music is
always so terrible Yeah, when they when the DJ
comes the DJ is fine. Yeah Exactly the house
speakers they use a they use a Sonos commercial
Yes Anyway, so when the DJ sets up he sets up
at like the far side of the pool and he's got
a nice little setup It sounds good while you're
in the pool, but they set this film party up
as far as away as far as far away as you can
in a big open area by like the stripper pole.
So you're so far from the music. The stripper
pole is on the pool side. There's like 14 rows
of chairs and then that's where they set up the...
So you can hardly hear the music from the DJ
stuff. Yeah, you can't hear it at all. And then
we thought it was going to be a foam pool party.
Yeah, everybody did. Which he later said maybe
next time I'll try it in the pool, but... for
whatever reason, I don't know. But he was doing
it on this concrete surface. Concrete. Unstable
concrete. Not flat. And they had like a plastic
kind of construction fence around to help keep
the foam in. And it is what it is. And it was
unnecessary because the foam didn't even make
it to it. Yeah. So it was fun. Initially, we
went in there and it was kind of like, OK, well,
this is going because it was quiet and there
was like four of us in there. But then, like
you said, the LBC couple, he brought his bill
speaker over and started playing music. And so
then we were all dancing in it. And then other
people came to dance in it. Once we started having
fun, then people joined us. Yeah. But the problem
was, is that he, Don had his. trash can full
of the solution, one trash can full of the solution.
He would blow it all out and then he'd run out
and it would fill up and it would kind of be
like fun. It would be like to your waist, you
know, like foamish party. Then he'd have to go
back, fill his trash can again with the solution
and then come back. By the time he went back,
filled his solution, came back, hooked it back
up. The foam was essentially. disintegrated entirely.
So then he had to build it all back up. And then
so it was just this constant like, logistically,
it wasn't it wasn't good. I'm like, why do we
not have two trash cans like one filled one like
one other person here? While one's being worked,
another one is being filled like one other person
and one other trash can would have made that
like, and one speaker would have made that like
10 times better. I was talking to him a couple
of times during the event and I think everything
you just said, I think he learned and realized
that during the event. Yeah, maybe we do like
a trial run. But before we start promoting it
all over. Ultimately, I think it's going to be
better next time if they choose to do a phone
party again, because like I said, he'd learn
something. Who knows if they'll even be open.
Yeah, who knows? Hopefully the new owners will
move it into the pool. We'll see. But anyway,
it was fun. I mean, it was fun because it slightly
because it was comical. It was different. And
it was different. Yeah. Like every EDR we've
gone to, it's it's very similar. The flow is
very similar. Yeah. This was definitely it added
something more. It kind of brought people together
in a way that was like we're all kind of joking
about it. Like that we met several people and
there are people who listen. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's right. Yeah. We met who they were hot.
They were young. Yeah. Yeah. yeah um who were
i think i tried to hit on too and of course you
did um they asked about i like girls they asked
about beard and butt um but yeah so they listened
they i think they're from la they were there
they um they were like our favorite podcasters
i'm like the only podcaster hello here the only
podcast my favorite podcast here tonight and
then i met uh uh Bubbles yeah, that's what we're
calling her. Yeah, okay, so there is this an
older woman we'll say that and She was pretty
tiny and She was having a time of her life. Mm
-hmm. She was not sober the time of her life
And I never felt this way before Yes, I swear
Good And I was naked by this point, so my junk
was swinging around. In the bubbles. In the bubbles.
My junk was covered in fucking bubbles. I don't
know what type of solution he used, if it was
vegan or... What's the key word nowadays? Probiotic.
Like I don't know what. I highly doubt it was
probiotic. So I have no idea what the solution
was made of. It may have been vegan. It might
have been organic. I don't know. So this lady
starts coming in and kind of bopping around and
she comes up to me and starts kind of, you know,
rubbing her hands and foam all over my chest.
And she was like, ah, foam, yeah. I'm like, yeah,
cool. she like walked away for a second and she
came back and she's like ah foam rubs me up again
i'm like yeah whatever um and then she comes
back and then she grabs my dick and she goes
ah and like strokes it for a second says foam
i'm like yeah and then she kind of walked away
and then she comes hold on i gotta stop this
another time my computer just tried to do another
update oh jesus She just cries. So then she comes
back around and she grabs it again, but this
time she strokes it twice and then she's standing
there like rubbing me and she has like my dick
in her hand and my dick gets hard because I mean...
She has your dick in her hand. She's stroking
it. Exactly. I'm just a mere man. And then all
of a sudden she like dips down and starts sucking
it and I was like... She didn't even ask for
consent. She did not. How dare she? I will not
speak for all men. I'm kind of okay with it.
Here's the thing is, uh, I'm not, I'm not going
to fuck anybody. I'm not going to go down on
anybody. I'm not going to kiss anybody, but if
you want to grab my dick and play with it or
even put your mouth on it, I mean, unless you're
a complete troll, I'm kind of okay with it. I'm
kind of okay with it. Because I mean, nothing
has to go. It's not like I love your standards,
babe. I'm different from a woman. Nothing has
to go inside of me. You know what I mean? It's
just it's all out. It's outside. It's okay. If
you want to play with a little bit. That's fine.
Yeah, she just she just went mouth on and she's
sucking it. I and I told her I go I don't know
if you want that foam in your mouth. It's I don't
know. She's like Okay Like I hope she was okay
because I mean that typically gives like diarrhea.
Yeah, so And then oh no, I did ask us to I pulled
her up I'm like is your husband okay with this
like cuz I I didn't see her You didn't she didn't
get consent, but you're trying to get consent
for her Well, I didn't want some guy to come
around and clock me like I'm naked covered in
foam. That's not a good look So I was just like,
at that point I was just like, uh, is your husband
okay? And I'm like, where is he? Like, are we
good? Like, I don't know who your husband is.
She's like pointed. I'm like, and then he's like
thumbs up. I'm like, okay, cool. We're good.
So like it went on for like 20 seconds or whatever.
I'm like, cool. That was fun. It's a story. You
know, I'm like, I was thinking in my head that
you're telling now this is something for the
podcast, uh, content. So that was, that was interesting.
And then, um, at some point he ran out of trash
cans of and I think at that point we went back
into the pool yeah we got back no we got in the
jacuzzi I think for a little bit and there was
some weird dude there and then we got in the
pool oh yeah there was that weird dude and then
we were kind of back and forth between the pool
and jacuzzi because it was hot as fuck and then
cold yeah the definitely the temperature dropped
by that time it was just a very few of us it
was LBC couple they had brought a single guy
over that they vouched for and they had with
them and then sweet and sour and then another
I don't know if they were a couple or what they
were but everybody else had kind of gone it's
late and then um all of us were kind of in the
jacuzzi and that couple I don't know the guy
anyway there was another Group of people. Oh
the manager had let in all her friends Remember
cuz our friends like this cabana had set sat
empty all day. Yeah, that's right. And so The
LBC couple had put like some of their stuff.
They're just mostly just like on the outside
of the like on the other side of the pool and
She came over was like, hey is your stuff over
there? We have people who rented a cabana are
here. I'm like They rented a cabana to come to
the pool at 11 o 'clock at night. Yeah. And if
you do a day pass, you have to be out by what,
two? Two, yeah. Maybe it was even past 11. It
was just, it seemed so skeptical. We later realized
it was her friends. She just let in and told
probably, I mean, I'm sure didn't charge them
for the cabana, just knew there was a cabana
available and just had our friends move their
shit. But anyway, so that was a little bit weird
because they weren't lifestyle. We ended up talking
to one of them in the jacuzzi. Couple that was
there and he was like, oh no We're just like
visiting for a friend's birthday like down from
so it was more like a bachelorette like birthday
party type vibe coming in like not lifestyle
So that was a little bit a little bit weird a
little bit weird but and we also got yelled at
we got yelled at by them because oh Because you
had oh, yeah cuz sunshine girl Yeah, we were
going from the pool to the jacuzzi pool like
you had sunshine girl lifted out of the pool
and you were eating her out Yeah, and they're
like no playing in the pool make well technically
she's not in the pool It's like you're fucking
in there. The rule is no sex in the pool. Yeah.
Oh, yeah That's what she was yelling. No sex
in the pool It's like well, they're not having
sex and she's out of like technically everybody
had her lifted out of the pool Yeah, so I know
it's not like she was gonna squirt like yeah
From that awkward position and yeah, the whole
thing was a little weird. It was weird I'm like
all day long like people were getting me down.
Oh, yeah Oh, by the way, there was a couple the
whole day now that I'm talking about this There
was a couple the whole day fucking all over the
pool creating tidal waves They were fucking so
hard in the pool like literally I was like up
there they go again because I'm getting like
the waves coming up my ass like Yeah, so it was
definitely kind of a weird take but which nobody
said anything to them all day literally all day.
Mm -hmm But anyway, so after that we moved back
to the jacuzzi and I Started going down on you
on the side of the pool or side of the jacuzzi
me. Yeah, and that's when the sunshine girl crawled
up on my back and was kissing my neck and Oh,
yeah, actually, we a lot of stuff actually happened
in the jacuzzi now that I'm remembering video
we gave. Yeah. So so you sunshine girl and her
husband, she was going down on him, I think for
a while. And then you were going then you were
going down on me. And then she came up and was
dancing on you. And then me and Mrs. Sweet and
sour. You told us to give mr. Sweet and sour
a double blowjob. Mm -hmm. So we did that. That's
also one video That's gonna go on tick -tock.
I can't go on tick -tock. We'll blow the face
So there was a double blowjob in the in the jacuzzi.
She enjoyed Which quite a bit who oh, I thought
you said she I was like there's two she's And
then in the pool Mr. Sunshine had her on the
side of the pool and he was going down on her.
For a while. And I think I was like, I was involved
in there somehow. I think I was. I think you
were holding her legs. Holding her legs or playing
games. And I think you were holding your legs
and I think you were videoing. Cause that's their
thing. They like, he likes videos. Oh that's
where she dropped it in the pool. Oh she dropped
her phone in the pool? His phone. Oh his phone?
Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't see that. It works, it's
all good. um but because yeah that's their thing
they like to have they like to i mean everybody
likes to watch videos of them but that's like
really their thing like he really wants the videos
so you always video her when she's going down
on you or whatever and send it to them um so
there was a lot of like oral stuff going on in
the pool and on the well on the outside of the
pool and on the outside of the jacuzzi and then
but then there was like so then I don't know
when, at some point, Sunshine Girl and her husband
went to bed. They left. I think they were just,
it was pretty late. It was very late by that
time, and so it was just the six of us. LBC,
us, and, well no, and then the single guy, and
then. Skip something. What? Saturday evening.
So, a good chunk of the day. I spent trying to
get Mrs. Sweet and Sour's bikini bottoms off.
We got her topless pretty early, but I was trying
to get her bottoms off. And when I set my eyes
on something, I always get what I want. You're
like a dog with a bone -er. And it's kind of
funny because, so we're sitting there, there's
a couple things happened with her that night.
So we're sitting there and... She's like, I was
just trying, I kept saying it, whatever, and
I was like looking away, and she's like, she
took them off, she's like, fine, here you go,
or something like that. And she threw them at
my face. I was maybe five feet away. Less than
that. But I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, you
didn't know she was, so you turned. It was like,
no, heads up, or nothing, it was just like, fine,
here. And I turned around and her... soaked bikini
bottoms, like right on my face. You deserved
it. I thought someone smacked me like, what did
I do? I'm sorry, Bubbles. I didn't mean to. But
yeah, I was like, what the f... And it just completely
took me by surprise. But I won. Yeah, you did.
And by that time I was naked. When we came back
from eating, I think. Yeah, we all ate and then
we went and got drinks or whatever and then at
that point Because mr. Sweet and sour was naked
and I was like well in in solidarity with my
friend over here I'm gonna also get naked because
no one else was naked with him. So I got naked
after but then he didn't even come back He took
a nap. Well, he took like I don't know maybe
a 20 -minute nap. Yeah, and then came back out
And then didn't realize I was naked. And then
I told him, I was like, I got naked because you
were naked and I was doing it in solidarity.
He's like, oh, that was nice of you. I didn't
even notice because I was in the pool. And the
funny thing about Mrs. Sweet and Sour and my
relationship, I'll call it, is she is, what does
she call herself? Awkward sexy? No. She had a
term, silly sexy or something like that. So the
first time I went down on her, she wouldn't stop
laughing. And I'm all about good times. And they're
new. They are new, exactly. Yeah, they're not
even a full year in. So a lot of these experiences
are new to them. Yeah. So I'm all about laughing.
I'm all about having a good time. And the first
time I went down on her, she was just laughing.
I was like, OK, I mean, this is fine, whatever.
And then later, I brought up, you can't laugh
that hard. So then I was kissing her at the side
of the pool and she started laughing again. I
was like, you can't fucking laugh. And I think
I just grabbed her, her mouth and just like kissed
her. I'm like, stop laughing. And I like, I got
her to like, relax, stop laughing. And we've
since had a good time. It's just like, stop laughing.
Stop being so awkward. I love awkward. So I'm
like, I'm good with, I'm just like. Can't laugh
quite as much. But I'm doing something to you
for the first time. You can't laugh. I know,
she's like, I think we figured it out. I'm like,
now we can laugh. The first time I'm doing something
with you, you cannot laugh. So yes, we've since,
we're solid now. You're on solid footing. That's
funny. So yeah, Jacuzzi, Sunshine Girl climbing
all over me. We have videos of that. It's pretty
hot like I'm I'm going down on you and she's
on me like a spider monkey It's pretty hot. Mm
-hmm. Have you seen that video? Yeah, I Lived
it you did. That's true. You saw a different
POV. Yeah, I didn't see anything. I just felt
it from the back. I saw her Maybe we can reenact
this this Saturday Just saying there's her birthday.
It's the least we can do So yeah, so that brought
us to late night Saturday Yes, I think the jacuzzi
was just stupid It was stupid hot and then like
I said, there was this other couple that was
there That the guy kept asking weird fucking
questions. And then his girl, I wasn't sure if
she was there willingly. I'm like it was or she
was just really drunk or on drugs. I'm not sure.
It was just it was it was so awkward and so unsexy.
I'm like, yeah, no, this is not. This is weird.
So sweet and sour. Like, OK, we're going to go
to bed. We're like, good night. So they went
to bed or they went to their room and then we're
kind of just sitting there and I'm like, you
know, I'm kind of over this, too. Like this is
just like not it. And the. LBC couple, she had
already gone to bed. So it was based, it was
just her husband and the single dude in the jacuzzi.
And I'm like, literally a sausage. Yeah. I was
like, I don't know where this is going, but I'm
like, I think I'm done. So, um, we were like,
okay, let's go to bed. But then the sweet and
sour couple, their room was across. from our
room across the yard, a yard from our like cross
little courtyard from our room. So and they had
their blinds open. So when we walked back to
our room, I could see they were in their room
and they were fucking around. So I was like,
well, let's go knock on their window and see
if they want company. They weren't fucking around.
They were. No, they're on their phones. No, that
was earlier in the day when we told them to come
out this. Oh, yes. They were fucking around when
I went. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was earlier in the
day when we were like, you guys need to get out
of here. They, yeah, no, they were fucking around.
So then I like knocked on the window and then
they're like, come in, but their door was locked.
So then I was like, I can't come in. So then
anyway, they let, they let us in. We got drinks,
whatever we were like. So then we went into their
room and we did some like super hot 69 ish parallel
play. It started off with, I said, uh, want to
try some cock rings. Ah, yes. Cause we We're
talking about cock rings with them. Yeah, my
love for cock rings So I'm like, I have a few
like still in package. Yeah. Yes. Let's try them
Yeah, you had some like they were packaged like
condoms. They were and they're weird They're
like the size of a lifesaver at the whole. Yeah,
so they're they're very stretchy, but very stretchy
not very durable not very broke the cock rings,
but yeah, so I went like, oh, let's go get cock
rings and bringing coconut oil. So yeah. Yeah.
So we did that. So we had, we were doing this
like, so they're soft swap only. So, which we
knew that and we're totally fine with. I'm working
on that. And we're totally fine with. So we did
this like, basically if we were on the bed next
to each other and she was, well, we did, I think
I sucked your dick and Don't think I sucked his
cuz they were already in the middle of their
things. We were kind of just joining their scenario.
So then we It was like couple 69 like Like they
were one direction Like she was fucking him or
doing whatever to him in one like sucking his
cock him and I him and I were head to foot Yeah
on our back and then her and I were basically
had to Because we were already you were like
sucking my dick and then he had like your ass
in his yeah in his left hand face or hand or
whatever like his hand Yeah, no his face cuz
her face with you were we are on each other's
partners, but yeah, so I was trying to position
Yeah, I was trying to think of how I'd explain
it was like a couple sixty nine kind of thing
so yeah, so He was fingering me while I was sucking
you and you were fingering her while she was
sucking him And then eventually she was and she
started writing him. So then we were kind of
like participating In that Way you were yeah,
I was I was kind of playing like Like her her
vagina but not because he was fucking her so
I didn't want to touch his dick so I was like
as high as I could be without fully penetrating
her butthole. Yeah. And then I told you to rub
his balls. Yeah. And then he didn't see where
you were at. Yeah. So he just knew my hand was
there and all of a sudden he had hands on balls.
And he was like, I don't know what's going on.
And he like kind of paused for a second, but
I think he realized whatever was happening. Yeah.
So we were doing that. It was, that was fun.
We had a great time. It was just a lot of them
fucking and touching and hurt. think she orgasmed
she sounded like it yeah sounded like it um but
even if she didn't she sounded like she's having
a good time again no charges were brought yeah
um and then i think we and i think i think at
one point we were both fucking doggy Maybe they
were fucking. Oh, I think that's when she started
fucking him was was on him, but we fucked doggy
you and I did Yeah, and then she got on him and
was fucking him and then we kind of like then
moved to like Assist in their situation again.
We need a fucking video. I know it was like a
flow It was a flow, but it was fun. So that was
like We did that and then and then you and I
went back to the room and we fucked again. We
finished Yeah, and then that led us to Sunday,
which was exit day. No, exit from EDR. Yeah,
so we decided to, so I had wanted to because
we haven't done, every time we go to Palm Springs,
we do EDR, which is so fun. I love it. But we
also have things that we like to do out in Palm
Springs that we never get to do because you have
FOMO and you don't want to leave the resort,
which I get. So I was like, okay, we need to
leave the resort. I'm gonna book I can't get
a double blowjob outside of EDR Yeah, I'm gonna
book a hotel outside of EDR For Sunday night
so we can do like our tiki bars and like do our
stuff that we like to do in Palm Springs so Sweet
and sour went to Brian like brunch with us basically
we packed up everything we went to brunch with
them we debriefed we debriefed our evening and
our day and our night and saw how like asked
them you know how they felt because like i said
they're new and we kind of like have been Push
I don't I was a pushing them but like we've got
it then we've been a little of their catalysts
I guess into a lot of the things that they've
done So it's kind of like we talked about like
how everything was and all the different things
that was done that were done and how they felt
and all the Stuff and so we had a good brunch
with them and then they they were leaving as
much as we tried to talk them into staying One
more night And then so then you and I went to
the reef first And while we're at the reef, we
get a text from Sam and Cole. Hey, what are you
guys doing? Or how was how was I don't know,
Palm Springs? Or what are you up to? Or it was
something of that nature. Some version of that.
Yeah. And we're like, oh, we're actually at Tiki
bars in Palm Springs. We're going to hang out.
If you guys aren't doing anything, you're, you
know, come out and see us. They come out and
join us or whatever. And we're here. They were
doing things. And one more night. All right.
Yeah. They're they were at a winery. But I think
I think Sam was. Toasty getting toasty and and
you know, it's funny is later Cole was like,
did you think we were really going to come out
and I said 100 % because the their foodies and
I know they'll like drive like. hours to go eat
like a dinner that they like. And I mean, Palm
Springs has such good food. And they know if
they come out with us that we're going to eat
and we're going to eat good food. And there's
been a lot of times where we've stayed over like
in San Diego and there were like, You want us
to come join you for breakfast? Yeah, and so
they'll like drive an hour like that's not something
that you and I can do I mean just logistically
like our our life doesn't allow for that, but
and I just I don't do that Yeah, and you're not
a foodie. So you definitely wouldn't drive for
food I mean you like good food, but you wouldn't
drive for for food So um, but yeah when he said
that I was like, oh absolutely he goes you're
not wrong Like I know I know you guys like would
come out. So anyway, they joined us and that
was a lot of fun. So we met them at our hotel
lobby bar and probably made our bartender blush
a little. I don't know. They were they were saying
that they've heard different stories as we're
talking about it. But I don't think they had
heard all the stories that we were saying and
while we were in there, because we hadn't seen
them in a minute. So we were just like, yeah.
debriefing a bunch of things because they hadn't
heard that we had. Well, they had heard that
we hooked up with our V &R and they, you know,
wanted our side of the story and like all that
stuff. So there was all that conversation. And
anyway, so we had our martinis and then we went
to Tongahut across the street and had some drinks
over there. And. Don't know what it is about
us, but Sam seems to get really fucking drunk
when she hangs out with us and Cole says it's
only us He's like she can drink like a champ
with anyone else, but she gets her own you guys
and somehow she gets fucked up so we were We're
like we need to eat obviously so we're like okay
Let's figure out like a place to eat and so then
you looked up like a steakhouse because that's
like our love language It was him. It was him.
It was cool. Yeah. Oh, but you made the reservation
because you said you wrote on the reservation.
Yeah, I think he just mentioned like, oh, and
then, oh, and then you. Yeah, I think I just
looked it up. OK. So you you made us a reservation
at the steakhouse in Palm Springs. What did the
reservation say? It said we're celebrating our
polyamory anniversary, polyamorous anniversary,
which. Yeah, so then we're true, but I like to
so we're people exactly. So we're leaving. We're
leaving Tonga Hut and I see like basically someone
who had been there maybe earlier in the day or
a day before or whatever. There was a hat and
heart shaped sunglasses. It was like a bride
hat and sun heart shaped sunglasses just sitting
there like on a tiki like someone had just taken
off and put there on the tiki. And I was going
to grab the hat because you never know. But There
was a little it was a hat, sunglasses and a.
Yeah, exactly. And a little headband. So I grabbed
the headband that said, like, let's party. And
then the sunglasses that were like white heart
shaped sunglasses. And I put them on. Now, this
was close to Sam's birthday. So we were maybe
a week away from her birthday or a few a few
weeks away from her birthday. Anyway, so. I put
the headband on her and the sunglasses on her
and she was already pretty toasty by then. So
she just kind of went with it. Then the freaking
Uber rolls up to take us. And it's a karaoke
Uber like this guy had this whole karaoke set
up in his van. So with microphones and a screen.
And so we're singing girls just want to have
fun. in like the top of our lungs. There's also
a shame that there's also a video of this. I
know it was like the shortest Uber, but it was
so fun. So we couldn't walk. So we had to take.
Yeah, we weren't going. Yeah, we weren't going
to walk. It was Palm Springs in the summer. You're
not walking. So it was like a block and a half
or I don't know. But yeah, it's green like singing.
Girls just want to have fun. There's video of
it. All of us singing in this Uber. And it was
I should be a tick tock. It should be. It was
so fun. And she's like, did you request that?
You're like, no, it's just rolled up. I mean,
we're in Palm Springs. It's a new request feature
on Uber. Can I get the karaoke car, please? And
so then we go to the restaurant and they try
to put us up front with like a bunch of other
people and we're like, you might want to sit
us in the back. We're a little bit toasty and
a little rowdy and we are very inappropriate
for yourself. So. I think at the so at the restaurant
we were I always order dirty martinis when I
drink, when I eat steak, like I just like the
blue, especially if they do blue cheese stuffed
dirty martinis, because I like the blue cheese
stuffed olives with my steak. I just think it's
a good fit. Anyway, some people do red wine.
I do Kettle One dirty martinis with blue cheese
stuffed olives. So I order that. She likes that.
So she orders that. Cole is like, absolutely
not. You don't need another drink. She's like,
fuck you. I'm doing this. So she orders that.
So then I'm like asking them. Because I know
like my night is still going. So I'm asking the
bartender, like once I finish eating and everything,
I'm like, oh, I'm like, I see espresso martinis
on your menu. Do you make them with real espresso?
And he's like, yeah, and. I'm like, I'll have
one of those. And then she's like, I'll have
one of those. And Cole's like, what are you going
to do with that martini when she had not finished?
She probably had like two sips off of. He's like,
what are you going to do with that? And she's
like, well, look at her. She hasn't finished
hers yet. He's like, she's a lot farther along
than you are on yours. And she's a professional.
And she was like, just get me one. So then she
has two martinis sitting there. And then they
bring out the the cake because she was wearing
the party hat. I think when we sat down I said,
oh, it's her birthday not knowing you had put
on the reservation that it was the polyamorous
anniversary So then she has this like they bring
her out this like cake or whatever With I think
it's a happy polyamorous Birthday, or I don't
know it said something and then they're singing
and we're singing polyamorous and it was there's
another couple and there was one other couple
in the dining area we were at that they ended
up putting us in and they were like just like
watching us and then they were singing too and
then they were like wait it is her birthday right
and we're like yeah yeah yeah it's her birthday
and they're like okay yeah because we were they're
like yeah happy birthday but anyway that was
fun and then and then they went to leave well
we had a uh we had a hotel there that night yeah
and you know Honestly, you know, obviously the
back of our minds the whole time is Maybe they
come back to the hotel room exactly and enjoy
a little But earlier in the day when we checked
in our hotel room The AC wasn't working. So it
was hot as fuck. Yeah, so we brought like our
fan in and we were hoping while we were out the
room would cool off. Yeah. And this is the Hyatt
by the way. Yeah, so we're not like a Motel 6
or something. It was the Hyatt. So we did not
anticipate the air not working. So okay, I'm
gonna pull back the curtain. So this the last
five minutes, I'm looking at my phone, and it
would not turn on it would not do anything else
update i was trying to pull up some notes yeah
and my phone was completely dead while you're
talking a story and yeah it just did an update
there's an update fuckers but um oh so anyways
so we when we checked into our hotel room they
weren't coming like that wasn't part of the the
day yet right no it was Yeah, cuz we know no
it wasn't because we checked in earlier and we
just like we didn't even take our stuff out of
our car we just because we were meeting for brunch
with sweet and sour so they went out the Table
and we just like literally went there got our
key and then left. We didn't even go up No, we
went up. We went up. I turned on the ace. Oh,
yeah We went up brief because I was thinking
like I hope when we come back for later. It's
gonna be yeah on so then In my head. I'm like
our fucking room was hot. But then this is like
five hours. Yeah earlier So then we're at we're
at dinner and you know, I'm still thinking like
we're sitting at the dinner table and she's like
rubbing my dick underneath the table Yeah, and
I'm like, okay. Yeah, but then we all realize
that Yeah, she was too much. She was she had
too much. She loved me a good drunk girl, but
she so she So they so Cole's like, all right.
Well, this is our ex. This is our this is we're
leaving. Originally, we were trying to talk to
him and get in a room and stay the night. Yeah.
It was like asking how much for the room and
stuff, wasn't she? Yeah. So she was trying to
get him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And she was like,
well, I'm staying here. And he's like, well,
we're going home. And she's so apparently, but
we're leaving like later. She told us that she's
like when we left there, I don't know if they
took an Uber. back to the hotel or wherever his
car was, their car was parked. But she said she
goes, I just got out. She's like, I sat on the
curb and I was like, all right, you can bring
the car. And he's like, but the car is not here.
And she's like, but I'm right here. I will be
here. You can bring the car around. And he's
like, but this isn't the parking garage where
we parked the car. And she's like. That's fine.
I'll be right here. You will get the car and
you bring it to me. And he was like, oh, my God,
this girl like she was on one. And he he he messaged
her because you had asked him, like, how will
she be in the car? And he was like. I think he
told you, like, she'll yell at me for something
and then she'll fall asleep and the next morning
she'll fucking forget what happened. Love you,
baby. But I asked her that I was like, where
did you like what happened with the sunglasses
and all that stuff? She goes, girl, I found the
sunglasses like they were on like they have this
like dirt area on the side of their house. It's
like the glasses were like in the dirt. She's
like this whole thing by the time they got home.
Love it. The key they message us the next day
like only you guys like she can drink like the
like with the best of them with anybody else
But for some reason with you guys she gets trashed
I'm like, I don't know. It's the it's the martinis
the martinis will do it. Yeah, cuz I ordered
her I didn't realize she also I'd like to think
I'd like to think people Get drunk around us
because they feel like safe Like they don't they're
not having to worry about yeah being pretentious
Because we have a lot of friends that they only
get like drunk around us and it's definitely
because we drink Yeah, but I think it's also
just because we give two fucks. Yeah, we're here
for a good time. Whatever that means Yeah, yeah
act stupid. We don't care. We're here for it.
We don't hold it against you. We've acted plenty
stupid but um, I Was gonna say something Oh,
I didn't realize when they were on their way.
I didn't realize that she had been drinking wine
at the winery. I mean, I should have thought
so. But I didn't think like to the point where
she might have had a tight on a little bit of
a buzz because so when they were on their way,
you were in the room. I think you were showering
before we came down. Something like that. We
didn't check in earlier in the day. We checked
in when they were on their way there. Was it?
Yeah. And then you went and showered and anyway,
it doesn't matter but I was I went down to the
bar and I told you to order you a drink and then
they said they were on their way. So then I ordered
everybody a drink. So I ordered her a martini
because that's what I was drinking. And then
I ordered him a whiskey and then you whatever.
I think I had the bartender just make you something
or surprise. Yeah. But anyway, that's the matter.
So like she. was drinking the wine and then she
came and I immediately ordered her a martini
and then like that was I was like sitting there
waiting for her when she got there and then uh
while we were there she was trying to order something
else I ended up getting a vodka sprite I think
because it was there was like some mix up or
whatever and then you're like you were like well
maybe you just drink that not another martini
and then like because you're like the tiki bars
they have strong drinks Anyway, it was fun, though.
Had a great time. But yeah, ultimately, ultimately,
we didn't end up back in our room. And that was
for the better because our air conditioning still
didn't fucking work. We got back. It was like
cooler outside than it was inside. We should
have actually opened that big old there. There
was a huge patio. We should have just opened
that. Slider so if there was any type of sexy
time that would have happened. No, it would have
been like there wouldn't have been sauna gross
No, there wouldn't have been we were all down
for good We all would have gotten we all would
have gone back there and it would have been bad
because it and the reasons that one of my other
friends like why don't you go to the front desk
and did it well by the time we got back to our
room like you and I cuz you and I got back to
the hotel and then I was like babe, we didn't
go to the bar that we always go shamrocks the
Like dive bar we always go to we should go over
there and have a drink like we have to like that's
why I booked this I want to do all the things
that we don't normally like we don't normally
do when we're out here And that's one of them
and it's across the street like literally we
walk across from the hotel. It's right there
So you're like fine. Let's go over there. So
we went over there. We had drink We had more
than one drink We had a good time over there
like listening to music and everything and then
so I think by the time we got back to it We ate
pizza. Yeah, we had pizza. I think by the time
we got back to our room It was probably like
2 a .m I'm like, I'm not going to go to the front
desk at 2 a .m. Be like, I need to switch room.
I had brought my fan in. Yeah, it was tolerable.
It was fucking hot. But with the fan blowing
directly on us, it was tolerable. But I do not
recommend the Hyatt in Palm Springs in the summer.
Well, maybe it was just that particular room.
No, because I was talking to somebody else and
they said, oh, were you on the sixth floor? Because
that's terrible. And even when you walked out
of our room. It's just an oh, it's an older hotel.
I think it used to be open center. So there's
no room for that cold air to build up in. Yeah,
it used to be a embassy suites. That's why all
the rooms are suites there. It has they have
it has the exact layout of an embassy suite.
And now it's a Hyatt which whatever but It's
just an yeah, they're they needed new air conditioning
system. It's terrible And like I said, I was
talking to someone else about it like yeah, it's
really bad, especially on the sixth floor I'm
like, well, that's the fuck where we were in
the corner on the sixth floor and the hottest
room in hell us from having sexy time Yeah, we
had sex. There's a video of that. Yeah, you face
fucked me. I Asked you to yeah you did Yeah,
there was a whole conversation about that I Asked
you to face fuck me with your dick Mm -hmm. So
you did so I did video that might be a tick -tock
We'll see we have a lot of videos that could
potentially be there's none of those could be
tick -tocks. That's the problem Be creative.
I Don't know how you show a face fucking video
and be creative and have people know what it
is So that concludes our Palm Springs trip. Yeah,
so that was it the next morning We got up and
got the fuck out of that hotel because it was
hot as hell. Yeah so Coming up This Saturday,
like I said, we're going to a Sunshine Girls
pool party birthday party. I Have a feeling it.
I'm gonna I'm gonna be feral. I can already feel
it I can feeling feral so We have a Athena's
trip that we just came back from this past party
we have to touch on, not tonight. We're done
tonight. And then we have Big Bearapalooza, which
we crossed off a couple of firsts on that one.
So we have a lot to talk about and we have a
show coming up where we're gonna focus on female
health and men's health and products that we
use and just some... We're going to get serious
on an episode. We've got some good tips and tricks
that you may or may not know. And you have a
show? Your band is playing? Yeah, September 19th.
It's a Friday night. Say Less community is also
going to combine forces with us and put their
meet and greet on that same night at the same
place. So you can check it out if you go to,
if you're on Cassidy. Search up the sweet side
of life community and also the say less community
and become friends and partners with all of that
and you can get all the tea But basically it's
at the vibe in Temecula and the Blues Club formally
known as the Blues Club And if you want to get
there if you're coming from a minute, I would
get there early. Yes I can't guarantee you'll
sell it out. But here's the thing about situation
the last two times. Here's the thing about Friday
There's no band before us. I think doors are
at seven. Don't like straight doors So that's
the good thing is last time we played on a Saturday.
So there was seats already taken Yeah, and there
was already capacity, you know or not capacity.
There was already occupancy in there Yeah, so
this is gonna be fresh So I'm thinking there's
needs to be a line of people at the door at seven
to get seated So I'll release more details as
we get a little bit closer But yeah, save the
date Friday September 19th You can text us on
our it won't be a full takeover, but it'll be
like basically a full takeover exactly. That's
that's the hope so um We have some other parties
coming up. We're going to we're doing the plush
new year's eve again Down there in la jolla.
We already got tickets. We got hotels. We're
going down there for three nights We're going
to be looking for trouble Um, we'll find it There's
a lot going on. I'm just really tired right now.
So I think we're gonna call this one. Yeah But
stay tuned We'll be back possibly as soon as
next week. We'll see. Yeah, hopefully not a month
No, definitely not in a month. We got to keep
catching up We just had a long last month. We
had a couple things happen. So we're back back
on the bus ready to go Bada bing bada boom bada
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