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Check check is this thing on what what in the

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but Alright guys, we are back in the studio you

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want to do my butt in my back. Yes, I do you

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can't So anyways, we are the sweet side of life

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we are live once you know, we're not We're alive

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we're alive Which people might be questioning

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because this has been I think like a month since

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we've actually recorded an actual podcast. We

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did a streets No, like in the studio podcasts

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like a real one like like real like real real

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Yeah, I turned on my computer and it was like,

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do you want updates? I'm like, no, no, I don't

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want to do. Nobody got time for updates. It's

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like updates from 2023. No, I don't have time

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for that right now. Speaking of that, I'm gonna

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need a new laptop here pretty soon. Oh my God.

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Maybe you can do a GoFundMe. Alright, I'm gonna

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start a Mr. Sweet's GoFundMe for a new laptop.

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It's a threat. We won't be able to do any more

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podcasts. People are like, great. Fantastic.

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Shut it down. Stop. So we have a lot to cover.

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A lot. And it's not going to get done today.

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We have been busy. Like we said in this hit in

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the streets. We haven't been gone because we've

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been gone. Like, we've just been doing a lot

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of shit. Busy. We've been busy. We've been...

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We are having our hot girl summer. Yeah. Whatever

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you want to call that. Hot swingin' summer. Hot

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swingin' summer. And it's not over yet. We got

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still more coming, but we've just been super

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busy. And then like we said in the last one,

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we had some stuff around the house happen and

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we're now officially... I don't want to say back

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on schedule, but I mean, I don't know. We'll

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have to see if we do. I mean, it's Monday. We

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normally record on a Thursday. So you were pressuring

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me. I feel like we're ahead of schedule. We're

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ahead of schedule. We're one week. Well, you

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were pressuring me. You're like, we need to release

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something. I know. And then you're like, then

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you reminded me, we don't get paid for this.

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So realistically, we can do it whenever the heck

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we want. So we don't have a boss. We don't currently

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get paid from it. But we do receive actually

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boner bears no uh what are they called right

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there grab that box oh yeah we need to we were

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gonna do a i was gonna do a tiktok yeah so here's

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what we're gonna do guys so we got hit up um

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by a company um bliss bears no boner bears oh

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bliss bears no you're right you keep calling

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them boner bears okay some of them are called

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boner bears okay these are boner bears and then

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these are bliss bears Think the guys are boner.

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Yeah, the guys are boner Blair's bears and the

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girl ones are bliss bears So we got hit up by

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this company and they're like, hey, you know,

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I don't think they're a new company, but You

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want the yeah, let me see that speaking the speaking

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terms Spice up your cut I don't think they knew

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what they were sending to. No, they had to have

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listened to us before they sent us this shit.

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Oh, dope. Made in the USA. So here's the thing.

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They contacted us and we're like, yeah, you know,

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we're always looking for something to enhance.

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Our sex life the great stuff we got going on

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and you know, we we've tried shivers with mixed

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results Just last time when I tried shivers.

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We felt it. I full -on got high Yeah, the first

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time we tried shivers. We're like promoting another

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brand, but no I'm gonna get there first time

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we tried shivers It was like sitting on our couch

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and it didn't like hit right And then our friends

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swore by. They're like, try it again. We tried

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to get out of a party and it was cool. Yeah.

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So we kind of had a similar thing. Yeah. We sat

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on the couch watching Love Island. You had a

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boner bears and I had the bliss bears. And it

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was just kind of like we felt something. You

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felt something. I felt nothing. But I think the

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key to these just like the moat stuff is you

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have put yourself in a situation. We're going

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to a pool party this weekend. We are going to

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pass these out as favors. We're going to give

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them to people. Yes. We're going to take them

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and we're going to and then we're going to come

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back. We're going to circle back and we're going

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to give another review. Yes. Because right now

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we don't really have one. Yeah. I just I just

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wanted to acknowledge the fact that they they

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sent us a shit ton. They hit us up and chewed

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to the word within a week. We had a whole trial

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pack and we're going to try it. Like this is

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like this is like a lot. Yeah. I don't know how

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frequently I can get through this. Well now with

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your TRT we can give her this. We can also hand

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them out on Halloween. It's coming up. No? We're

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like here. That's weird. So stay tuned. I just

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wanted to acknowledge the fact that we got a

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huge trip out of this room though so we remembered

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to bring them because that's our problem. We

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were going to bring them to Big Bear. We were

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going to bring them to a couple other things

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we did. Athena's. And we keep forgetting them

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because they're sitting in this room which we

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only go in. to do this and this we haven't podcasting

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we haven't done in a month so every time we're

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like shit we forgot them shit we forgot them

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so i will i will make an effort to throw them

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in our party bag yeah we'll take them out tonight

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and we'll put them in our bag and then so yeah

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we're gonna take them to a pool party and because

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we realize not all products hit everybody the

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same way yeah so i don't want to like you know,

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give our take only on it. Yeah, we'll get enough

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to share. So yeah, we'll give our friend tape

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because each pack has three doses. So one dose

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is two gummies and there's six in the bag. So

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we can give our. Friends them and then get their

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take on them. So there's gummies gummies and

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there's also honey enhancement. Yeah, there's

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honey and chocolate tubes They're ideal for swinger

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parties weekend trips and adventurous couples.

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So well, here we are. Here we are all three Mm

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-hmm. All right, so we're gonna bring these so

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we can remember to share them with our friends

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and get their So yeah, well for sure there you

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can get them on Amazon. So they're pretty easy

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to get Yeah, just look up boner bears bliss bears

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When we initially first got hit up by them, I

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checked them out on Amazon and a great price

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and everything So yeah, we're gonna definitely

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give them a fair shake in a in a sexual atmosphere.

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Yeah, we're just sitting there, you know watching

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TV Thank you for listening to the sweet side

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of life podcast if you're looking to get a hold

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of us You can find us at our Sweden's hotline

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can text us there. You can call us and leave

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send us all your dirty pictures and there's a

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good chance I'll hit you back. But you could

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also find us at the sweet side of life podcast

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at outlook .com. You can find our tick tock at

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sweet side of life podcast. And if you're on

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X also known as Twitter, you can find us at the

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sweet side pod. Thank you so much. That's a pretty

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picture, ladies and gentlemen. One thousand percent.

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So you said they're manufactured in Florida?

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Yeah. Speaking of Florida. So as you guys know,

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we have our super sexy sweets hotline, which

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we encourage you guys to call or text. Text is

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probably better. Yeah, call you're just gonna

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leave a voicemail because you're not gonna answer

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it. Yeah, I never answer the voice calls. Wait,

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we didn't cheers, babe. Oh shit. Hold on let

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me I know we'll go ahead and do this Okay Cheers

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see this is what happens when you skip for a

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month you forget what you're doing Yeah, what

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are you drinking my love so we both went Pre

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mix drinks. Yes. I started with mine. I was like,

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hey, you should try the other one That's on the

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bar. We'll just do pre mixes this time and just

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give them tries. So Mine I like. I was at Costco

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and they had the bullet whiskey sour premix.

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And a lot of premixes I will say I am very skeptical

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of. This one I think is good. It tastes like

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a whiskey. It tastes like sour. It's made with

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like bullet bourbon sweet and sour lemon juice

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or whatever. And then honey. And it's actually

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really good. Yeah. Yeah. It's so what it's perfect

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for is In California when we go to parties you

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it's BYOB. Yeah, and I'm always vodka soda And

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that's like kind of what you have to stick with

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but at my bar vodka and not just any soda I know

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lemon bougie as I know lemon Eddie's vodka and

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then my water Lou soda waters but So we bring

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both those things but like at home I like, you

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know to have a whiskey sour. We all like options.

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We can't. Yeah. You like options. Like it's nice

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to have something, especially if you're at a

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pool party all day, you know, and then you're

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it's like pool party to night party. Like we

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just were at Athena's, which we're not going

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to talk about tonight, but we'll talk about another

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night or maybe we'll talk about it. Well, we'll

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probably get to it tonight. Anyway, we write

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in checks. So Athena's like is a pool party and

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then a night party. And when you're drinking

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all day long, sometimes it can get like super

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redundant just drinking the same thing over and

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over again. So This is what this is good for

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it gives me a little bit of a variety without

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having to bring like my bourbon and my lemon

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and my and my Simple syrup and then asking the

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bartenders there to like Shake it up and like

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make me a cocktail like it just yeah, they're

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trying to be efficient Yeah, I just poured over

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ice and it actually tastes really good. So I

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highly recommend if you're a whiskey sour drinker

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There's my my plug That's what I'm drinking.

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I'm drinking on the rocks is the brand Yeah,

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and it's a strawberry daiquiri mix which not

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my favorite not my favorite I like strawberry

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daiquiris. Yeah, maybe because it we should have

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blended it, but it said to shake on yeah The

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first sip it made me recoil in horror The second

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sip wasn't as bad. Yeah, and now it's like syrupy

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or very syrupy Okay, and then now maybe yeah

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blending it would be better. Maybe my palette

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has now adjusted to it Yeah, and it's still not

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good. Yeah, it's tolerable. Yeah the other half

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of it's still on the bar You you drink part of

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it, and then you're like I'm not drinking the

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rest of this tonight We're not topping this I

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love me a sweet drink, but It was it was not

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a ten out of ten mine's a ten out of ten mine.

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I would say was a Solid four out of ten. Okay.

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Yeah, that's okay though. I'll live so back to

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Florida. Oh, yeah So anyways, Florida going back

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back to Florida, Florida But anyways, so we have

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our super sexy secret it's not a secret anymore

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Sweet sex line very very public very public and

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we encourage you guys to Text us hit us up with

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questions general comments and most importantly

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sexy pictures So Randomly I think it let me make

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let me make sure so randomly what day was it

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it was like It was earlier this week. Well, it's

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one day. OK, earlier. Late last week, then. Late

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last week. Yeah, so we got just a random. It

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was like four days ago, five days ago. Let me

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see. It was Friday afternoon. Four days ago,

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like I said. It just said, is this the sweet

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side of life? And I was like, the one and only.

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And then shortly after that, I proceeded to get

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a bunch of really hot pictures. Tits, vagina.

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A good -looking couple from Florida. And great

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tits, great vagina. I saw his face, great face.

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I didn't see anything else of him. What about

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her face? Huh? What about her face? Her face?

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Great, too. You didn't say that. You said her

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tits. I was just scrolling through, just looking

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at her tits. You said her tits. Everything's

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great. Fantastic. Ten out of ten. Must try again.

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You haven't tried her once. She's trying to change

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that, so. She is. She is trying to get us to

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go to Florida, which we are all down for, but.

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Yeah, we go to Florida twice. Every other year

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we go to Florida for our 311 cruise, and we just

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went this past. So we're on like a year and a

00:14:24.580 --> 00:14:29.320
half waiting list. but they live fairly close

00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:32.120
to where we kind of go, so we'll definitely.

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And they go to Secrets. Yeah, they go to Secrets.

00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:37.500
Which we'll definitely go to again, so. Did you

00:14:37.500 --> 00:14:39.759
see that they challenged us to a drinking bill

00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:43.200
at Secrets? Okay, I would like to see their drinking

00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.360
bill. Let me pull it up really quick. No, I didn't

00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:49.379
see that. I think recently I haven't looked at

00:14:49.379 --> 00:14:52.080
the messages that you've gotten. So we're gonna

00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:56.710
call them the 716 couple. Okay. You guys know.

00:14:56.889 --> 00:15:00.529
They know. They're about 10 episodes behind right

00:15:00.529 --> 00:15:02.549
now. Okay, so they're gonna catch up. They're

00:15:02.549 --> 00:15:03.610
gonna get to this way later. Yeah, they're gonna

00:15:03.610 --> 00:15:09.230
catch up. Okay, so she said, I bet our drink

00:15:09.230 --> 00:15:14.820
bill will outdo yours. Lmao dot dot dot dot challenge

00:15:14.820 --> 00:15:17.720
accepted question mark question mark. Well, do

00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:22.279
we get another chance at it? Just kidding I have

00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:24.720
no desire to spend more than a thousand dollars,

00:15:24.779 --> 00:15:27.399
but she said we have a mobile bar So maybe it

00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:29.139
wouldn't be that much. So we actually have a

00:15:29.139 --> 00:15:30.980
mobile bar. We do we have a mobile bar That's

00:15:30.980 --> 00:15:33.779
the key. Yeah, if you stay there you can do the

00:15:33.779 --> 00:15:35.679
mobile bar because they have like security at

00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:37.799
the gate and you can't go from your room to the

00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:39.860
pool where they're not super strict. But yeah,

00:15:39.860 --> 00:15:42.500
it's like it's kind of high school if you don't

00:15:42.500 --> 00:15:44.700
just buy a drink at the bar. Yeah, or drink it

00:15:44.700 --> 00:15:48.019
in your room. So yeah, we'll definitely have

00:15:48.019 --> 00:15:50.039
to visit that and we're gonna have to take 716

00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:52.500
couple up on their offers. They've offered a

00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:57.820
few things. One of the things is she wants us

00:15:57.820 --> 00:16:01.159
to take advantage of her both you and I together

00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:08.730
like Not even a tag team, just like a. So, um,

00:16:08.730 --> 00:16:12.210
challenge accepted. You have, uh, you're starting

00:16:12.210 --> 00:16:14.830
to find your, your inner by side over here, young

00:16:14.830 --> 00:16:19.889
lady. I never didn't have an inner. It's coming

00:16:19.889 --> 00:16:23.509
out more by coming out more and more. It's coming

00:16:23.509 --> 00:16:25.450
out more and you'll hear about it, ladies and

00:16:25.450 --> 00:16:28.529
gentlemen, not on this episode. Coming soon.

00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:31.240
No, I don't think it's coming out more and more.

00:16:31.379 --> 00:16:33.580
It's just that people, I feel like people when

00:16:33.580 --> 00:16:35.759
I like when some people say, buy comfortable

00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:38.940
or whatever, or especially my friends, some of

00:16:38.940 --> 00:16:40.879
them that are by and they I think they don't

00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:44.259
want to overstep their bounds. There's a preconception

00:16:44.259 --> 00:16:48.320
about you. Yeah, that you're more not than am.

00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:50.279
Yeah. Yeah. And they respect boundaries. They

00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:52.000
do. And they're my friends. So they don't want

00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:56.700
to. make it weird or awkward. So then I surprise

00:16:56.700 --> 00:16:59.019
them frequently is what happens. And I actually

00:16:59.019 --> 00:17:01.139
kind of like that about this whole relationship

00:17:01.139 --> 00:17:03.539
I have with them is that I like to sometimes

00:17:03.539 --> 00:17:05.519
surprise my people that we've known for years.

00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:07.960
Yeah, they can't always, they can't always just

00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.380
think they know, you know, I gotta keep everybody

00:17:11.380 --> 00:17:14.940
on their toes. Guys think they know girls think

00:17:14.940 --> 00:17:17.839
they know, but I'm like, I'm like that box, you

00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:21.720
have to just I'm like that. That box people have

00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:24.799
to unwrap that box that like has like all those

00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:28.500
Like ribbons in it or not ribbons But the like

00:17:28.500 --> 00:17:30.960
the magic box that you just pull out and it just

00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:33.500
keeps going and going and going and you're like

00:17:33.500 --> 00:17:35.980
where you take it Okay, there's that too. There's

00:17:35.980 --> 00:17:37.859
so many different things underneath. It's like

00:17:37.859 --> 00:17:43.299
layers or Yeah, I'm like an onion You're like

00:17:45.789 --> 00:17:48.470
You're like a small child that lives in Antarctica

00:17:48.470 --> 00:17:52.549
on a winter day. You have a lot of layers. OK,

00:17:52.630 --> 00:17:54.990
you're weird. OK, I'm not no weirder than you

00:17:54.990 --> 00:17:57.450
are. You made it weird. You made it weird. You

00:17:57.450 --> 00:18:01.049
made it really fucking weird. Moving on. Please

00:18:01.049 --> 00:18:09.309
do. Edit. So where are we at? Layers. Tits. Boner

00:18:09.309 --> 00:18:12.349
bears. Pussy boner bears. Check, check, check.

00:18:12.470 --> 00:18:17.880
OK. So we went to EDR like four years ago. It

00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:23.759
was like earlier. It was in what month are we

00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:28.140
in? We're August right now. July July. So we

00:18:28.140 --> 00:18:32.099
went back to EDR. It reopened. Yeah, it was it

00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:34.799
was like July 12. It was the weekend after they

00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:39.420
reopened on July 4. Yeah. So EDR, if you've heard

00:18:39.420 --> 00:18:43.990
us talk about it. It's a an LS Clothing Optional

00:18:43.990 --> 00:18:47.410
type joint out here in California and They closed

00:18:47.410 --> 00:18:51.009
for a couple of months to LS and they ended up

00:18:51.009 --> 00:18:53.609
doing a remodel We weren't sure what they were

00:18:53.609 --> 00:18:57.250
gonna do, but they ended up reopening As an LS

00:18:57.250 --> 00:19:01.509
and we're all super happy I'm skeptical. I might

00:19:01.509 --> 00:19:04.049
have wished them death in the past when they

00:19:04.049 --> 00:19:07.710
first broke my heart us and all of our friends,

00:19:07.710 --> 00:19:13.410
but Most of us have moved on Until recently now

00:19:13.410 --> 00:19:15.569
apparently they're up for sale. Yeah, I don't

00:19:15.569 --> 00:19:19.609
I don't know if it's I don't know if it's a Like

00:19:19.609 --> 00:19:22.430
a for real sale or just like a test in the market

00:19:22.430 --> 00:19:25.990
to see where he's at sale Kenny said what he

00:19:25.990 --> 00:19:28.190
was trying to do, but I mean you can never trust

00:19:28.190 --> 00:19:30.890
him Yeah, I don't know. I can't trust him as

00:19:30.890 --> 00:19:32.329
far as I can throw him but actually I can throw

00:19:32.329 --> 00:19:38.450
him pretty far So Ultimately, he's a businessman.

00:19:38.950 --> 00:19:43.130
So he's got it out. When I walk in the club.

00:19:43.430 --> 00:19:48.369
This is what I mean when you're done. Now this

00:19:48.369 --> 00:19:54.950
song stuck in your head. So he's a businessman.

00:19:55.210 --> 00:19:58.650
Ultimately, he's not he's not like an LS guy.

00:19:59.029 --> 00:20:02.849
Excuse me. So Ultimately, he's gonna do what

00:20:02.849 --> 00:20:04.829
a businessman does. He's gonna make a business

00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:07.569
decision. And whether or not that involves selling

00:20:07.569 --> 00:20:11.309
it to a random hotel that's gonna do something.

00:20:11.309 --> 00:20:14.950
So if anybody has $10 million and they want to

00:20:14.950 --> 00:20:18.809
buy EDR, it is for sale. 10 .5. You could probably

00:20:18.809 --> 00:20:20.329
get them down though. Yeah, I'm sure you can

00:20:20.329 --> 00:20:24.089
get them off that five. $500 ,000. So hopefully

00:20:24.089 --> 00:20:27.549
he sells to a rich LS person that wants to continue

00:20:27.549 --> 00:20:30.369
its history in Palm Springs. But in the meantime,

00:20:30.529 --> 00:20:32.890
they're still open for business. We're still

00:20:32.890 --> 00:20:34.609
going. Our friends are still going. We're having

00:20:34.609 --> 00:20:37.930
as much fun in there as we can until we can't.

00:20:38.170 --> 00:20:39.609
So we'll just have to see. So we were there.

00:20:39.950 --> 00:20:43.630
Yeah. So we went there and we went out there

00:20:43.630 --> 00:20:49.380
for a birthday party. Birthday boy. Yes. So we

00:20:49.380 --> 00:20:52.700
went out on a Friday night and we came home on

00:20:52.700 --> 00:20:56.500
Monday Yeah, so we did take it away for a little

00:20:56.500 --> 00:20:59.940
bit We did so it was for dr. Feelgood's birthday,

00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:02.680
which we kind of like briefly talked about on

00:21:02.680 --> 00:21:06.259
our hitting the streets And so it was dr. Feelgood

00:21:06.259 --> 00:21:08.819
nurse feel good or you call her your chocolate

00:21:08.819 --> 00:21:19.430
milkshake Sweet and sour the LBC couple And...

00:21:19.430 --> 00:21:21.849
That's it, right? Yeah, Bearden, but we're supposed

00:21:21.849 --> 00:21:25.329
to go, but he got sick. So they couldn't come.

00:21:28.690 --> 00:21:32.170
Who else? There's a shit ton of people out there.

00:21:32.609 --> 00:21:34.349
It's been such a long time ago, my memory's like,

00:21:34.970 --> 00:21:36.609
faded. I think that's who we mainly hung out

00:21:36.609 --> 00:21:40.910
with, though. That was our main crew. Yeah, if

00:21:40.910 --> 00:21:44.690
we are missing you, our apologies, but... Yeah,

00:21:44.690 --> 00:21:46.569
we're just we're trying no, I think that's our

00:21:46.569 --> 00:21:50.150
I think I think that's pretty solid on oh Sunshine

00:21:50.150 --> 00:21:52.490
girl, but yes. Yes, they came in Saturday, but

00:21:52.490 --> 00:21:54.190
they came in. Yeah, they didn't come in on Friday

00:21:54.190 --> 00:21:56.490
Yeah, they came in. Well, they came in Friday,

00:21:56.490 --> 00:21:59.569
but then they like They came in briefly and then

00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:00.990
they left they didn't hang out with us. I think

00:22:00.990 --> 00:22:02.890
she had to work Yeah, they didn't work. Yeah,

00:22:02.930 --> 00:22:04.490
they were like coming in from work or whatever.

00:22:04.789 --> 00:22:07.750
So they didn't they didn't They didn't hang out

00:22:07.750 --> 00:22:10.890
with us Friday, but everybody else was there

00:22:10.890 --> 00:22:17.640
Friday, I think But anyway, so Friday So we were

00:22:17.640 --> 00:22:23.380
there those days. So Friday we Friday you got

00:22:23.380 --> 00:22:26.599
a hair up your ass. Well, okay, so I had already

00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:32.500
basically promised dr. Feel -good that We would

00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:35.880
all hook up because he has been on my tick -tock

00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:38.619
and there's one tick -tock where I put my ass

00:22:38.619 --> 00:22:41.670
in the air in like a doggy position and That's

00:22:41.670 --> 00:22:43.470
what he said he wanted for his birthday. He's

00:22:43.470 --> 00:22:45.349
not into blowjobs, apparently. And we know I'm

00:22:45.349 --> 00:22:48.289
the blowjob queen. So that was off the table.

00:22:48.450 --> 00:22:51.450
So I was willing. So you like we're all in the

00:22:51.450 --> 00:22:54.349
pool on Friday. And it was actually the perfect

00:22:54.349 --> 00:22:56.809
day because they hadn't had their a bunch of

00:22:56.809 --> 00:22:59.069
their friends who we really don't know were coming

00:22:59.069 --> 00:23:01.150
in, but they hadn't gotten there yet. So it was

00:23:01.150 --> 00:23:04.390
mostly just for the most part. That was kind

00:23:04.390 --> 00:23:08.769
of my mindset. Yeah. I wanted to do our thing

00:23:08.769 --> 00:23:11.069
and I kind of knew Saturday was the big day.

00:23:11.450 --> 00:23:14.009
I knew friends were coming in. And I was kind

00:23:14.009 --> 00:23:17.509
of like, I think this is feeling right. Yeah,

00:23:17.509 --> 00:23:19.329
they weren't supposed to come in. I don't think

00:23:19.329 --> 00:23:21.869
Dr. Philgood and Nurse Philgood were supposed

00:23:21.869 --> 00:23:24.349
to come in on Friday initially when we first

00:23:24.349 --> 00:23:25.589
set everything up. They were just coming for

00:23:25.589 --> 00:23:27.150
one night. And then they were like, oh, they

00:23:27.150 --> 00:23:29.829
were there. So we're like, okay, perfect. So

00:23:29.829 --> 00:23:34.299
you have been on... We'll talk about this in

00:23:34.299 --> 00:23:36.720
another podcast with like little more men Yeah,

00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:39.259
men's health and women's health stuff, but you

00:23:39.259 --> 00:23:45.299
started testosterone. Yes, so So if if for those

00:23:45.299 --> 00:23:49.339
that know testosterone TRT replacement My I was

00:23:49.339 --> 00:23:57.440
at 196 Extremely low is 300. Yeah, so I Somehow

00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:03.299
I still had a sex drive but it wasn't Nowhere

00:24:03.299 --> 00:24:08.039
nearer it should be. Yeah, so you started the

00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:13.940
testosterone and your your Like you like you

00:24:13.940 --> 00:24:16.900
said it it's like your drive is more like you

00:24:16.900 --> 00:24:18.819
always want to do things and things are always

00:24:18.819 --> 00:24:21.240
into like you're always into like Intent the

00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:24.519
intent is there but just the finishing line of

00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:27.839
it just never it's the fifth gear. Yeah, I didn't

00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:33.200
always We always talk about we're more hanged

00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:35.759
in the bang, and that's still very much true.

00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:40.240
But the bang is definitely coming in a little

00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:42.960
bit closer. Yeah. It's starting to even out a

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:46.319
little bit more. Yeah. And it wasn't that we

00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:48.619
don't want to. It's just like you were saying,

00:24:48.819 --> 00:24:51.660
like the drive. Everything was fun. I always

00:24:51.660 --> 00:24:55.920
enjoyed myself. But to take it past that next

00:24:55.920 --> 00:25:00.210
stage, to push to close it, it just wasn't really

00:25:00.210 --> 00:25:04.509
in in my yeah my wheelhouse yeah um it is now

00:25:04.509 --> 00:25:08.150
yeah so we're in the pool and it was probably

00:25:08.150 --> 00:25:11.710
midday maybe a little after and you were like

00:25:11.710 --> 00:25:16.029
you literally like i think told like i think

00:25:16.029 --> 00:25:18.369
it was night wasn't it it was i mean it was in

00:25:18.369 --> 00:25:20.130
the evening maybe but it wasn't super late because

00:25:20.130 --> 00:25:21.710
we still had a lot of other things that happened

00:25:21.710 --> 00:25:24.329
after that friday night yeah because we didn't

00:25:24.329 --> 00:25:27.809
get there till OK, so was the evening. Yeah,

00:25:27.809 --> 00:25:30.789
because we did Tiki bars, right? Was that Friday?

00:25:31.569 --> 00:25:33.910
Yeah. So was it before or after the Tiki bars?

00:25:34.130 --> 00:25:38.230
It was before. No, it was after. Yeah. OK, so

00:25:38.230 --> 00:25:39.910
they went to dinner. Yeah, we all went to dinner.

00:25:40.029 --> 00:25:41.890
We went to Tiki bars. We came back and it was

00:25:41.890 --> 00:25:45.170
definitely OK. So you laid out late afternoon.

00:25:45.430 --> 00:25:50.890
Yeah. So you we and then the sweet and sour couple

00:25:50.890 --> 00:25:54.950
went to Tonga Hut. Yes, we had dinner. We had

00:25:54.950 --> 00:26:00.160
drinks. And then we came back. Anyway, it doesn't

00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:01.819
really matter. So we all did. We did all these

00:26:01.819 --> 00:26:03.980
things in the same day. So this is this is the

00:26:03.980 --> 00:26:06.480
problem when we recap like I know 14000 years

00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:13.420
later. So then we came back from the pool flirting.

00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:16.099
Yeah, we're off. We got back in the pool. We're

00:26:16.099 --> 00:26:17.980
flirting and all the things that you're you just

00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:20.779
like told me and nurse feel good. You're like,

00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.940
um, so are we going to do this? No, I was like.

00:26:24.399 --> 00:26:26.740
I asked you I said hey, I'm gonna pull the trigger.

00:26:26.819 --> 00:26:28.799
Like are you cool? Yeah, and so I went over to

00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:30.660
her She's like in a group of people. I'm like,

00:26:31.220 --> 00:26:34.720
hey, are we gonna fuck or what and she's like

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:38.660
say less Okay, that's not exactly how I saw this

00:26:38.660 --> 00:26:42.599
like playing out but okay and literally like

00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:45.900
seconds later were in their room. Mm -hmm and

00:26:45.900 --> 00:26:53.000
Laying down all the towels and everything and

00:26:54.339 --> 00:26:58.640
Dr. Phil good and I we did the doggie position

00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:03.180
and then flipped over Did other positions we

00:27:03.180 --> 00:27:05.380
her and I were kind of matching position. Yeah,

00:27:05.920 --> 00:27:07.700
like tip for I think actually he first went down

00:27:07.700 --> 00:27:10.400
on me to be honest I think that happened first

00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:13.140
and then we were in the doggie and then flipping

00:27:13.140 --> 00:27:17.900
positions And then I think you're probably doing

00:27:17.900 --> 00:27:21.980
the same. Yeah, and then at some point him and

00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:26.420
I were Like we I don't know done or I don't I

00:27:26.420 --> 00:27:27.940
don't wanna say done, but you guys were still

00:27:27.940 --> 00:27:30.599
going Yeah, and so I came over to kind of assist

00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:36.160
you Yeah, cuz you had her toy and you were and

00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.980
she was like It seemed like she was having a

00:27:38.980 --> 00:27:40.519
really good time. I mean, we all were having

00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:42.720
a really good time. Either she was having a good

00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:45.640
time, or I was hurting her. No. There was a lot

00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:47.740
of yelling. There was some noises in there, and

00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:50.779
I assumed. Yeah. I mean, I haven't got any charges

00:27:50.779 --> 00:27:52.660
brought against me, so I'm assuming it was a

00:27:52.660 --> 00:27:55.599
fun time. So I'm getting hard thinking about

00:27:55.599 --> 00:28:00.920
it right now. Like you said, 10 out of 10. Let's

00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.799
try again. Yeah, we'll do again. That's what

00:28:03.799 --> 00:28:07.190
it is. Yeah, we'll do again. so yeah we had a

00:28:07.190 --> 00:28:09.069
10 will do again yeah we had a great time yeah

00:28:09.069 --> 00:28:11.609
we had a good time there um played with them

00:28:11.609 --> 00:28:13.990
for a while and then you had to drag me out of

00:28:13.990 --> 00:28:16.390
there i i don't know if i dragged you out or

00:28:16.390 --> 00:28:20.609
it was just like no because she was she was uh

00:28:20.609 --> 00:28:22.609
like you said we all kind of were done and we

00:28:22.609 --> 00:28:24.309
stood up and then she was laying on the ground

00:28:24.309 --> 00:28:26.490
she has a great ass ground ground she was laying

00:28:26.490 --> 00:28:28.589
on the bed so i was like wait why was she on

00:28:28.589 --> 00:28:30.630
the ground i went from the back i was playing

00:28:30.630 --> 00:28:33.410
with her from between her legs yeah and you were

00:28:33.410 --> 00:28:35.289
kind of like touching her legs and at some point

00:28:35.289 --> 00:28:38.490
you're like All right, wrap it up. I'm like,

00:28:38.490 --> 00:28:40.609
I'm not done. You know, come on. Let's go like

00:28:40.609 --> 00:28:43.589
I think like they they were gonna, you know recouple

00:28:43.589 --> 00:28:48.250
and yeah, I'm like Yeah, and I know he says he

00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:51.869
doesn't like blowjobs but Like at some point

00:28:51.869 --> 00:28:54.049
I'm kind of like, okay, where do I go from here?

00:28:54.069 --> 00:28:57.250
You know, I'm like Cuz that's one of my go -to

00:28:57.250 --> 00:29:01.170
things obviously. So um Maybe he doesn't like

00:29:01.170 --> 00:29:04.519
him cuz he hasn't had one for me See, that's

00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:07.680
the thing, you just gotta try it. She gives great

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:13.279
head. Yeah. So, I don't know. Or maybe that's

00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:15.640
a thing they have. You know, it could be. And

00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:19.319
he just doesn't... It could be. Yeah. Everybody,

00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:21.619
you know, has sometimes this thing that they

00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:24.180
save for their person. Yeah. Maybe that's what

00:29:24.180 --> 00:29:26.759
it is. But anyway, so there's another couple

00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:30.180
that we know that's. Yeah. Yeah. So no oral.

00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:32.980
I mean, he gave me oral, so I know it's no oral

00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:34.700
across the board. But maybe we're going to see

00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:37.000
them this Saturday. Yeah, I'm not going to ask

00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.559
them, but they listen. So they might just tell

00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.119
me like, no, no, no, no, that's not what it is.

00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:46.059
And yes, you can. Let's go. I'll take it. We're

00:29:46.059 --> 00:29:48.519
going to see them this Saturday. Sunshine Girls

00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:51.960
birthday party. Yeah. Pool party. Yeah. So we're

00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:54.400
gonna go over there and uh have a great time.

00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.319
Yeah, and they're gonna be there. So so we'll

00:29:56.319 --> 00:30:00.000
see um, but so that was fun. We did that and

00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:05.819
then um I I feel like that night more happened.

00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:08.579
I feel like we need to record these so we can

00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:11.740
Better remember. Yeah, like just record ourselves

00:30:11.740 --> 00:30:13.779
on our phones like the next day. We should no

00:30:13.779 --> 00:30:18.519
no like video record the entire act Okay, because

00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:21.680
like the big bear. I would have loved to have

00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:24.960
a like a full like shot of that. We'll discuss

00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:27.359
that later. Yeah, that would have been nice.

00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:34.680
Yeah. It only lives in your mind. So and in my

00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:41.079
beard. So then I feel like more happened that

00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.079
night because I feel like that was that felt

00:30:43.079 --> 00:30:45.119
fairly early. We didn't. Yeah, we didn't call

00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.960
it a night after that. I think we went back into

00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:49.730
the pool. I think they stayed in their room for

00:30:49.730 --> 00:30:58.309
a little bit. Yeah, I don't remember really what...

00:30:58.309 --> 00:31:00.329
I know Sunshine Girl came off for a little bit,

00:31:00.329 --> 00:31:02.690
but then they like had to go do something. Yeah,

00:31:02.890 --> 00:31:04.509
yeah, yeah. She got in the pool for a little

00:31:04.509 --> 00:31:08.230
bit. It was super brief. And I think for the

00:31:08.230 --> 00:31:10.829
most part we were just all chilling. I don't

00:31:10.829 --> 00:31:13.569
feel like anything else really happened that

00:31:13.569 --> 00:31:15.589
night. I didn't. We'll have to circle back if

00:31:15.589 --> 00:31:20.049
something did. I think that's part of it like

00:31:20.049 --> 00:31:22.970
when you go with your friends. Yeah. Some of

00:31:22.970 --> 00:31:25.589
that random stuff doesn't happen. Yeah. The other

00:31:25.589 --> 00:31:27.950
couple that we saw there who was there who is

00:31:27.950 --> 00:31:31.869
so random that they were there is the, do we

00:31:31.869 --> 00:31:34.589
call them the Bakersfield couple? Yeah. Okay,

00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:38.529
who we've seen in Vegas, we see frequent, every

00:31:38.529 --> 00:31:41.130
time we almost every time we go on EDR, they're

00:31:41.130 --> 00:31:43.430
there. They're stalking us the same time we're

00:31:43.430 --> 00:31:48.049
there. And then that couple confuses me. They

00:31:48.049 --> 00:31:52.289
do confuse me. And I at this last time, like

00:31:52.289 --> 00:31:56.049
there's sometimes flirting, but it's not like

00:31:56.049 --> 00:32:00.339
overly. Yeah. I on Saturday night and I was like,

00:32:00.339 --> 00:32:02.099
Hey, I told tell him I'm like, Hey, just so you

00:32:02.099 --> 00:32:04.539
know, I'm like, really into your wife. He's like,

00:32:04.619 --> 00:32:09.619
cool. Yeah. And I was like, got it. Note taken,

00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:14.240
hint taken. He's he's hard to read. He is. Yeah.

00:32:14.539 --> 00:32:17.079
He's super hard to read. But like she'll like

00:32:17.079 --> 00:32:19.640
walk by and rubber butt on me. She's always so

00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:21.000
friendly with me. She's not appalled by me. Yeah.

00:32:21.700 --> 00:32:24.099
But she you know, she might just not have that.

00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.069
Yeah, that's completely fine. Yeah. But they're

00:32:27.069 --> 00:32:28.829
they're stalking us. So that's weird. They're

00:32:28.829 --> 00:32:32.829
not stalking us. But yeah, so they were there,

00:32:32.829 --> 00:32:35.109
which we didn't anticipate seeing them there

00:32:35.109 --> 00:32:38.430
either. But it is random because we always run

00:32:38.430 --> 00:32:42.630
into them there and Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. Again,

00:32:42.910 --> 00:32:46.630
swinging is a small world. So I can't really

00:32:46.630 --> 00:32:50.289
I don't really feel like trying to think the

00:32:50.289 --> 00:32:52.609
maze is still there because we gave Sweet and

00:32:52.609 --> 00:32:57.430
Sour a tour. the maze. We went to our tiki bar

00:32:57.430 --> 00:32:59.250
but your girlfriend wasn't there. She had just

00:32:59.250 --> 00:33:01.230
left. So we didn't get to see her. I think I'm

00:33:01.230 --> 00:33:04.910
gonna break up with her. Yeah. I mean she's now

00:33:04.910 --> 00:33:08.789
had a child by another man. I think it's over

00:33:08.789 --> 00:33:12.549
babe. Right? We haven't seen her in over a year.

00:33:12.750 --> 00:33:18.420
The romance is over. The romance is over. So

00:33:18.420 --> 00:33:21.319
then Saturday I'm gonna move to Saturday if we

00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:22.819
think of something for Friday that we forgot

00:33:22.819 --> 00:33:27.619
we can circle back. Yeah But so Saturday we went

00:33:27.619 --> 00:33:30.420
to breakfast with sweet and sour and you almost

00:33:30.420 --> 00:33:35.079
died you choked on steak Yeah Here's the thing.

00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:36.660
I'm sure you get a lot of you guys know this

00:33:36.660 --> 00:33:40.240
when when you drink a lot you get dehydrated

00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:43.140
and at least for me my my throat muscles kind

00:33:43.140 --> 00:33:47.039
of constrict and in the morning I'm always very

00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:49.099
hungry and I always get like a steak and eggs

00:33:49.099 --> 00:33:51.559
or something and I have this horrible habit of

00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:54.740
not chewing it's happened multiple times now

00:33:54.740 --> 00:33:58.740
it really has and um it's so much that you'd

00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.619
think you would break the habit you're so close

00:34:01.619 --> 00:34:07.559
and I inhaled steak and a piece got stuck and

00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:09.760
I had to go to the bathroom 45 minutes worrying

00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:13.599
about you and release it And I was like, in and

00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.599
out of the bathroom, like I got the peace out,

00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:18.699
but in and out of the bathroom 45 minutes, you

00:34:18.699 --> 00:34:21.340
know, doing what you do in the bathroom for every

00:34:21.340 --> 00:34:26.820
45 minutes. So. So that was fun. I thought for

00:34:26.820 --> 00:34:28.139
sure it was going to fuck me up for the rest

00:34:28.139 --> 00:34:30.760
of the day, though, because once that gets stuck

00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:32.639
in your throat, your throat just gets shredded.

00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:37.510
Yeah. And you just yeah. But. I was we set Mr.

00:34:37.650 --> 00:34:40.170
Sweet and sour and to find you like we're sitting

00:34:40.170 --> 00:34:42.769
at the the breakfast table and They're like looking

00:34:42.769 --> 00:34:45.389
at me and I'm like, I'm like, I'm sure he's fine.

00:34:45.389 --> 00:34:47.190
And then the more they're staring at me. I'm

00:34:47.190 --> 00:34:50.929
like Maybe someone just go make sure he's not

00:34:50.929 --> 00:34:52.869
like passed out on the floor of the bathroom

00:34:52.869 --> 00:34:58.289
like choking to death Well, I'm here I made it

00:34:58.289 --> 00:35:01.269
you made it anyway, so we did that and then we

00:35:01.269 --> 00:35:03.570
went straight to the pool I think after that

00:35:04.909 --> 00:35:07.710
That sounds right. And we spent the whole day

00:35:07.710 --> 00:35:11.130
in the pool. It was a good amount of people there.

00:35:11.210 --> 00:35:13.750
Yeah, it was fun. Some people we had seen before

00:35:13.750 --> 00:35:18.469
at EDR. A lot of people we hadn't seen, but it

00:35:18.469 --> 00:35:23.230
was full. The pool was pretty full. But then

00:35:23.230 --> 00:35:26.210
the night comes. I feel like, are we missing

00:35:26.210 --> 00:35:30.889
something in the daytime pool? Like, sexy? Yeah,

00:35:30.969 --> 00:35:35.190
I could have swore. Somebody like fingered my

00:35:35.190 --> 00:35:38.130
butt or something. Well, you said nurse feel

00:35:38.130 --> 00:35:43.230
good. Oh, yeah Yeah, so So she came up and she

00:35:43.230 --> 00:35:44.809
like she was through my butt. I mean she could

00:35:44.809 --> 00:35:47.769
have but she was like back -to -back with me

00:35:47.769 --> 00:35:51.230
so her butt was on my butt and then like She

00:35:51.230 --> 00:35:53.130
was like having a conversation and I was having

00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:55.469
a conversation. Mm -hmm, but our backs to each

00:35:55.469 --> 00:35:57.840
other and all of a sudden I feel hurt come through

00:35:57.840 --> 00:36:01.760
my legs and was like like tickling my balls like

00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:04.579
through my legs and i was like this is very erotic

00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:06.500
yeah you came back to me you're like i think

00:36:06.500 --> 00:36:09.179
i unlocked a new kink yeah it was funny because

00:36:09.179 --> 00:36:11.280
we were like or she unlocked a new we were each

00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:13.380
having our own conversation and nobody knew what

00:36:13.380 --> 00:36:17.099
was going on but here i was like being ball fingered

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:19.619
underneath the pool and and she was like kind

00:36:19.619 --> 00:36:21.940
of dancing around my butthole a little bit and

00:36:21.940 --> 00:36:24.420
yeah become a thing of mine now i don't i don't

00:36:24.420 --> 00:36:27.360
think it's a testosterone i've had that But we've

00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:29.079
experimented a little bit that will touch on

00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:32.199
that later. And um, yeah, I was like, I'm really

00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:36.780
into this. I was like rock hard. Okay. Yeah,

00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:39.820
I feel like there's some other stuff. But again,

00:36:39.940 --> 00:36:42.280
it's trying to I know, trying to remember something.

00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:44.539
Here's the thing. Here's the thing I realized.

00:36:45.619 --> 00:36:48.199
Especially over a month later. Yeah. Here's the

00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:52.639
thing I realized is, is doing all this LS stuff.

00:36:55.220 --> 00:36:58.780
Every single thing is very exciting at the moment,

00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:03.619
but because we've done so many things They don't

00:37:03.619 --> 00:37:07.019
stick in my brain as much Like a long strand.

00:37:07.019 --> 00:37:09.699
Yeah, like if you were to ask me like our first

00:37:09.699 --> 00:37:13.829
thing at FA that's more vivid in my head because

00:37:13.829 --> 00:37:17.269
it stood out yeah but now everything like while

00:37:17.269 --> 00:37:20.690
it's still super fun it they all start to blend

00:37:20.690 --> 00:37:24.269
yeah so like i can remember like the the really

00:37:24.269 --> 00:37:27.610
high moments like the sex and like the big things

00:37:27.610 --> 00:37:30.090
but all like the little details they start to

00:37:30.090 --> 00:37:31.989
kind of fall in the cracks i'm like shit happened

00:37:31.989 --> 00:37:34.349
yeah Like, there ain't no way we were in the

00:37:34.349 --> 00:37:36.230
pool for six, eight hours and nothing happened.

00:37:36.369 --> 00:37:37.789
I just can't. Well, I can tell you one thing

00:37:37.789 --> 00:37:40.750
that happened. Dr. Phil Good got his birthday

00:37:40.750 --> 00:37:44.469
present from another woman. So they were they

00:37:44.469 --> 00:37:46.409
actually because that was the day they were kind

00:37:46.409 --> 00:37:48.449
of more celebrating his birthday was the Saturday.

00:37:48.710 --> 00:37:50.750
Which is why, like, I wanted the Friday since

00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:55.469
for us. Yeah. So we she had they had went and

00:37:55.469 --> 00:37:57.889
got got like sandwiches and stuff. The plan she

00:37:57.889 --> 00:37:59.530
had told us when they came in the morning, she

00:37:59.530 --> 00:38:01.170
was like, hey, we got sandwiches. I got cupcakes

00:38:01.170 --> 00:38:04.469
like. We'll get them out like later for everybody

00:38:04.469 --> 00:38:06.769
for lunch or whatever. Like we have like platters,

00:38:06.769 --> 00:38:12.329
you know. I was like, cool. And our other friends

00:38:12.329 --> 00:38:16.389
that were there, the LBC, the LBC couple and

00:38:16.389 --> 00:38:18.710
the sweet and sour, they are in the community,

00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:20.929
but they're they're not really like they were

00:38:20.929 --> 00:38:24.309
there because we like we had invited them. Yeah,

00:38:24.409 --> 00:38:26.889
they don't really I'm I don't think they really

00:38:26.889 --> 00:38:30.320
know. Them the doctor feel good and nurse feel

00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:32.739
good very well, you know, otherwise other than

00:38:32.739 --> 00:38:35.800
through us like it's not like they're not There

00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:39.019
for like that. Yeah, so I kind of felt like okay

00:38:39.019 --> 00:38:40.739
is like everybody but she's like, no No, I have

00:38:40.739 --> 00:38:42.400
platters and potters and I'm like, okay, cool.

00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:49.019
So time started like going on and Days like and

00:38:49.019 --> 00:38:51.940
you had not eaten breakfast basically and yeah

00:38:51.940 --> 00:38:53.780
the day started going on and I was like shit

00:38:53.780 --> 00:38:55.400
we got it like people have to eat, you know,

00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:58.900
like I'm like I need to eat. I don't want to

00:38:58.900 --> 00:39:01.099
get trashed. You know, I didn't want you to get

00:39:01.099 --> 00:39:04.079
trashed. So I was like, we got to start thinking

00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:08.639
about this. And then there Dr. Phil Goods was

00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:12.619
in his room with a girl like a woman for his

00:39:12.619 --> 00:39:15.820
birthday, like well deserved and as he should

00:39:15.820 --> 00:39:20.059
have been for hours. Like, I don't know what

00:39:20.059 --> 00:39:22.500
they were doing in there, but. He was having

00:39:22.500 --> 00:39:26.440
a great time. I'm sure of it at first I was like

00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:28.719
is cuz it was they were in there so long I did

00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:31.199
kind of think I'm like are they is he like did

00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:32.840
she leave at some point? I didn't see it and

00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.300
he's having a nap like but no he was in there

00:39:36.300 --> 00:39:39.860
having the time of his life and good on them

00:39:39.860 --> 00:39:43.940
um So I was like I didn't want to say anything

00:39:43.940 --> 00:39:46.650
cuz it's not like I would be like, oh, where

00:39:46.650 --> 00:39:49.030
are where are the sandwiches you promised us?

00:39:49.130 --> 00:39:51.530
You know, like and he and we didn't and I didn't

00:39:51.530 --> 00:39:54.530
want to interrupt him. Exactly. So I was like,

00:39:54.530 --> 00:39:57.369
OK, so then I was like, well, we got to think

00:39:57.369 --> 00:40:00.329
about food. So we went. So the six of us was

00:40:00.329 --> 00:40:02.789
like, OK, let's order some food. So we ordered

00:40:02.789 --> 00:40:07.150
sandwiches, oddly enough. That was a whole fiasco

00:40:07.150 --> 00:40:11.010
because they brought a Chipotle and then I just

00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:13.150
like weren't like some other person's order.

00:40:13.969 --> 00:40:17.489
And with my name on it children's order it was

00:40:17.489 --> 00:40:19.789
a ton of children it was a ton of kids meals

00:40:19.789 --> 00:40:23.150
from chipotle and the person's name was my name

00:40:23.150 --> 00:40:26.869
and. So it was two orders with the same name

00:40:26.869 --> 00:40:31.360
basically but. Mine was sandwiches for adults

00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:33.760
and theirs was like a shit ton of children like

00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:37.400
kids meals from Chipotle Which if you guys know

00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:39.960
anything about Chipotle, it's it's like a very

00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:42.460
simple life Yeah, I'm like I'm that's not what

00:40:42.460 --> 00:40:44.420
I'm eating while I'm gonna try and hook up with

00:40:44.420 --> 00:40:46.699
people Chipotle is like talk like I'm not trying

00:40:46.699 --> 00:40:51.880
to do onions and like salsa and like just Beans

00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.360
and cheese like this just like a no. It's not

00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:58.329
conducive to sexy time. So i was like okay this

00:40:58.329 --> 00:41:00.289
has got to go back so i'm trying to get it like

00:41:00.289 --> 00:41:02.789
i was like on the phone and i'm like on the app

00:41:02.789 --> 00:41:04.369
and i'm like trying to figure out to like get

00:41:04.369 --> 00:41:07.789
everything taken care of and then meanwhile like

00:41:07.789 --> 00:41:09.989
this whole thing is happening and then nurse

00:41:09.989 --> 00:41:13.079
feelgood walks by and she was like Um, are you

00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:14.860
guys hungry because I was like gonna try to go

00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:16.880
i'm like, oh my god I literally just ordered

00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:19.960
sandwiches like a hundred something dollars And

00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.780
i'm like, oh she's like no because I was gonna

00:41:22.780 --> 00:41:24.360
go I know I go Well, I didn't know and I knew

00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:25.940
he was in there and it's his birthday and we

00:41:25.940 --> 00:41:27.300
didn't want to like say anything And we didn't

00:41:27.300 --> 00:41:29.019
want to like she's like, oh my god I have all

00:41:29.019 --> 00:41:30.440
these sandwiches and i'm like, well, I just ordered

00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:32.599
sandwiches too So yeah, we don't want to put

00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:34.860
any pressure on their situation Yeah, because

00:41:34.860 --> 00:41:36.420
I mean it was his birthday. And like I said,

00:41:36.420 --> 00:41:39.539
they had a bunch of friends there that we Didn't

00:41:39.539 --> 00:41:41.929
know so I was like, I don't want to like, you

00:41:41.929 --> 00:41:45.150
know, get involved in any of that. So I was like,

00:41:45.170 --> 00:41:48.710
anyway, we ended up getting our jersey mics in

00:41:48.710 --> 00:41:50.869
the end, but it was like a whole fucking fiasco.

00:41:53.030 --> 00:41:56.389
And then she ended up opening the door and taking

00:41:56.389 --> 00:41:58.269
out all their sandwiches. And I was like, fuck,

00:41:58.289 --> 00:42:00.889
I should have just canceled it. And I've been

00:42:00.889 --> 00:42:03.630
like, we'll just eat your guys' sandwiches. I

00:42:03.630 --> 00:42:05.789
ate her sandwich. Yeah, you did. It was more

00:42:05.789 --> 00:42:12.380
of a taco. Anyway, so that was a whole thing.

00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:16.139
But oh I ate her out from behind one of my favorite

00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:19.380
pastimes. Did you? That was actually Friday night

00:42:19.380 --> 00:42:21.980
or Friday night. It was at the end. Oh, yeah.

00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:23.940
It was towards the end. Yeah. I was like, oh,

00:42:24.059 --> 00:42:29.480
I haven't done that yet. So yeah, that day that

00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:32.539
day was more I feel like it was more just a vibe.

00:42:32.739 --> 00:42:34.940
I don't know. I just realized it really happened

00:42:34.940 --> 00:42:37.639
during the day. The last time I ate her out.

00:42:38.489 --> 00:42:42.769
Was when I fell on my face. Oh At the party.

00:42:43.170 --> 00:42:46.369
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, not funny at all. Not

00:42:46.369 --> 00:42:48.690
funny. I just thought about that I'm like when

00:42:48.690 --> 00:42:50.989
was the last time ooh, how was a while though?

00:42:51.989 --> 00:42:54.289
Yeah, I mean that's that's been the last time

00:42:54.289 --> 00:42:57.150
we've been like we don't see them. We see them

00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:01.159
Freak like not as frequently see them a lot of

00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:03.139
meeting greets to yeah and meeting greets. You

00:43:03.139 --> 00:43:05.340
can yeah, that's kind of what I mean I because

00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:07.760
I'm like we see them a lot but I like not situations

00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:12.619
where I've kissed her and I've I've touched her

00:43:12.619 --> 00:43:16.340
pussy at a meeting greet You champion dirty dirty

00:43:16.340 --> 00:43:20.219
boy champions. I may or may not have had my hands

00:43:20.219 --> 00:43:26.030
down her pants at one point You dirty boy All

00:43:26.030 --> 00:43:28.369
these things like kind of like little memories.

00:43:28.869 --> 00:43:31.449
Flood back in. So yeah, so I feel like during

00:43:31.449 --> 00:43:32.849
the day, I don't feel like there was a whole

00:43:32.849 --> 00:43:34.730
lot that happened during the day. We just kind

00:43:34.730 --> 00:43:39.090
of hung out the pool. But then at night there

00:43:39.090 --> 00:43:44.170
was the foam party. And that was not what anybody

00:43:44.170 --> 00:43:48.409
expected. But our friend from the LBC couple,

00:43:48.530 --> 00:43:51.159
he had a speaker and saved it. Yeah, because

00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.900
he brought a speaker over to where the foam was.

00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:57.980
Let me set this up Don If you listen to this

00:43:57.980 --> 00:44:01.079
he doesn't you don't but I love you. I know you

00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:04.280
tried your best with what you were given but

00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:10.400
basically The way EDR set up is They have they

00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:12.840
have like house speakers that are kind of set

00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:14.860
up and then when the DJ comes their music is

00:44:14.860 --> 00:44:17.360
always so terrible Yeah, when they when the DJ

00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:19.840
comes the DJ is fine. Yeah Exactly the house

00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:24.519
speakers they use a they use a Sonos commercial

00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:32.059
Yes Anyway, so when the DJ sets up he sets up

00:44:32.059 --> 00:44:35.019
at like the far side of the pool and he's got

00:44:35.019 --> 00:44:36.679
a nice little setup It sounds good while you're

00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:39.440
in the pool, but they set this film party up

00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:45.199
as far as away as far as far away as you can

00:44:45.420 --> 00:44:48.039
in a big open area by like the stripper pole.

00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:51.119
So you're so far from the music. The stripper

00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.940
pole is on the pool side. There's like 14 rows

00:44:53.940 --> 00:44:57.519
of chairs and then that's where they set up the...

00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:00.780
So you can hardly hear the music from the DJ

00:45:00.780 --> 00:45:02.659
stuff. Yeah, you can't hear it at all. And then

00:45:02.659 --> 00:45:05.840
we thought it was going to be a foam pool party.

00:45:06.260 --> 00:45:09.300
Yeah, everybody did. Which he later said maybe

00:45:09.300 --> 00:45:12.139
next time I'll try it in the pool, but... for

00:45:12.139 --> 00:45:14.440
whatever reason, I don't know. But he was doing

00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:19.300
it on this concrete surface. Concrete. Unstable

00:45:19.300 --> 00:45:24.320
concrete. Not flat. And they had like a plastic

00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:26.800
kind of construction fence around to help keep

00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:30.219
the foam in. And it is what it is. And it was

00:45:30.219 --> 00:45:31.960
unnecessary because the foam didn't even make

00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:36.260
it to it. Yeah. So it was fun. Initially, we

00:45:36.260 --> 00:45:38.599
went in there and it was kind of like, OK, well,

00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:40.539
this is going because it was quiet and there

00:45:40.539 --> 00:45:43.159
was like four of us in there. But then, like

00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.260
you said, the LBC couple, he brought his bill

00:45:45.260 --> 00:45:47.719
speaker over and started playing music. And so

00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:49.599
then we were all dancing in it. And then other

00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:52.420
people came to dance in it. Once we started having

00:45:52.420 --> 00:45:55.820
fun, then people joined us. Yeah. But the problem

00:45:55.820 --> 00:46:02.469
was, is that he, Don had his. trash can full

00:46:02.469 --> 00:46:07.610
of the solution, one trash can full of the solution.

00:46:07.610 --> 00:46:10.789
He would blow it all out and then he'd run out

00:46:10.789 --> 00:46:12.610
and it would fill up and it would kind of be

00:46:12.610 --> 00:46:14.630
like fun. It would be like to your waist, you

00:46:14.630 --> 00:46:19.250
know, like foamish party. Then he'd have to go

00:46:19.250 --> 00:46:21.809
back, fill his trash can again with the solution

00:46:21.809 --> 00:46:24.449
and then come back. By the time he went back,

00:46:24.590 --> 00:46:27.309
filled his solution, came back, hooked it back

00:46:27.309 --> 00:46:31.320
up. The foam was essentially. disintegrated entirely.

00:46:31.699 --> 00:46:34.599
So then he had to build it all back up. And then

00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:37.880
so it was just this constant like, logistically,

00:46:38.260 --> 00:46:40.179
it wasn't it wasn't good. I'm like, why do we

00:46:40.179 --> 00:46:43.079
not have two trash cans like one filled one like

00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.840
one other person here? While one's being worked,

00:46:46.219 --> 00:46:48.599
another one is being filled like one other person

00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:50.500
and one other trash can would have made that

00:46:50.500 --> 00:46:53.199
like, and one speaker would have made that like

00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:55.650
10 times better. I was talking to him a couple

00:46:55.650 --> 00:46:57.949
of times during the event and I think everything

00:46:57.949 --> 00:47:00.690
you just said, I think he learned and realized

00:47:00.690 --> 00:47:03.030
that during the event. Yeah, maybe we do like

00:47:03.030 --> 00:47:07.469
a trial run. But before we start promoting it

00:47:07.469 --> 00:47:10.650
all over. Ultimately, I think it's going to be

00:47:10.650 --> 00:47:13.289
better next time if they choose to do a phone

00:47:13.289 --> 00:47:14.690
party again, because like I said, he'd learn

00:47:14.690 --> 00:47:16.050
something. Who knows if they'll even be open.

00:47:16.230 --> 00:47:19.110
Yeah, who knows? Hopefully the new owners will

00:47:19.110 --> 00:47:22.309
move it into the pool. We'll see. But anyway,

00:47:22.309 --> 00:47:26.039
it was fun. I mean, it was fun because it slightly

00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:29.500
because it was comical. It was different. And

00:47:29.500 --> 00:47:32.099
it was different. Yeah. Like every EDR we've

00:47:32.099 --> 00:47:34.980
gone to, it's it's very similar. The flow is

00:47:34.980 --> 00:47:36.960
very similar. Yeah. This was definitely it added

00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:39.860
something more. It kind of brought people together

00:47:39.860 --> 00:47:41.880
in a way that was like we're all kind of joking

00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:45.920
about it. Like that we met several people and

00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:47.699
there are people who listen. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:47:47.699 --> 00:47:50.119
That's right. Yeah. We met who they were hot.

00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:56.030
They were young. Yeah. Yeah. yeah um who were

00:47:56.030 --> 00:47:58.510
i think i tried to hit on too and of course you

00:47:58.510 --> 00:48:01.869
did um they asked about i like girls they asked

00:48:01.869 --> 00:48:06.489
about beard and butt um but yeah so they listened

00:48:06.489 --> 00:48:08.510
they i think they're from la they were there

00:48:08.510 --> 00:48:12.570
they um they were like our favorite podcasters

00:48:12.570 --> 00:48:16.809
i'm like the only podcaster hello here the only

00:48:16.809 --> 00:48:19.789
podcast my favorite podcast here tonight and

00:48:19.789 --> 00:48:24.820
then i met uh uh Bubbles yeah, that's what we're

00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:29.699
calling her. Yeah, okay, so there is this an

00:48:29.699 --> 00:48:35.000
older woman we'll say that and She was pretty

00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:39.860
tiny and She was having a time of her life. Mm

00:48:39.860 --> 00:48:44.300
-hmm. She was not sober the time of her life

00:48:44.300 --> 00:48:50.320
And I never felt this way before Yes, I swear

00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:58.260
Good And I was naked by this point, so my junk

00:48:58.260 --> 00:49:00.840
was swinging around. In the bubbles. In the bubbles.

00:49:01.420 --> 00:49:05.079
My junk was covered in fucking bubbles. I don't

00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:08.780
know what type of solution he used, if it was

00:49:08.780 --> 00:49:15.570
vegan or... What's the key word nowadays? Probiotic.

00:49:16.429 --> 00:49:19.309
Like I don't know what. I highly doubt it was

00:49:19.309 --> 00:49:21.590
probiotic. So I have no idea what the solution

00:49:21.590 --> 00:49:23.230
was made of. It may have been vegan. It might

00:49:23.230 --> 00:49:28.869
have been organic. I don't know. So this lady

00:49:28.869 --> 00:49:30.809
starts coming in and kind of bopping around and

00:49:30.809 --> 00:49:33.349
she comes up to me and starts kind of, you know,

00:49:33.789 --> 00:49:36.210
rubbing her hands and foam all over my chest.

00:49:36.269 --> 00:49:39.489
And she was like, ah, foam, yeah. I'm like, yeah,

00:49:39.489 --> 00:49:44.159
cool. she like walked away for a second and she

00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:47.420
came back and she's like ah foam rubs me up again

00:49:47.420 --> 00:49:51.719
i'm like yeah whatever um and then she comes

00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:54.860
back and then she grabs my dick and she goes

00:49:54.860 --> 00:49:56.920
ah and like strokes it for a second says foam

00:49:56.920 --> 00:50:00.900
i'm like yeah and then she kind of walked away

00:50:00.900 --> 00:50:05.239
and then she comes hold on i gotta stop this

00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:08.639
another time my computer just tried to do another

00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:14.139
update oh jesus She just cries. So then she comes

00:50:14.139 --> 00:50:16.019
back around and she grabs it again, but this

00:50:16.019 --> 00:50:18.920
time she strokes it twice and then she's standing

00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:20.760
there like rubbing me and she has like my dick

00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:24.340
in her hand and my dick gets hard because I mean...

00:50:24.340 --> 00:50:26.940
She has your dick in her hand. She's stroking

00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:31.300
it. Exactly. I'm just a mere man. And then all

00:50:31.300 --> 00:50:33.420
of a sudden she like dips down and starts sucking

00:50:33.420 --> 00:50:35.739
it and I was like... She didn't even ask for

00:50:35.739 --> 00:50:40.980
consent. She did not. How dare she? I will not

00:50:40.980 --> 00:50:46.239
speak for all men. I'm kind of okay with it.

00:50:47.420 --> 00:50:51.239
Here's the thing is, uh, I'm not, I'm not going

00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:53.579
to fuck anybody. I'm not going to go down on

00:50:53.579 --> 00:50:56.400
anybody. I'm not going to kiss anybody, but if

00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:58.599
you want to grab my dick and play with it or

00:50:58.599 --> 00:51:00.739
even put your mouth on it, I mean, unless you're

00:51:00.739 --> 00:51:05.559
a complete troll, I'm kind of okay with it. I'm

00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:08.340
kind of okay with it. Because I mean, nothing

00:51:08.340 --> 00:51:10.639
has to go. It's not like I love your standards,

00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:13.460
babe. I'm different from a woman. Nothing has

00:51:13.460 --> 00:51:16.119
to go inside of me. You know what I mean? It's

00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.940
just it's all out. It's outside. It's okay. If

00:51:19.940 --> 00:51:21.139
you want to play with a little bit. That's fine.

00:51:21.820 --> 00:51:24.719
Yeah, she just she just went mouth on and she's

00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:26.900
sucking it. I and I told her I go I don't know

00:51:26.900 --> 00:51:30.260
if you want that foam in your mouth. It's I don't

00:51:30.260 --> 00:51:36.559
know. She's like Okay Like I hope she was okay

00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:39.699
because I mean that typically gives like diarrhea.

00:51:40.019 --> 00:51:44.539
Yeah, so And then oh no, I did ask us to I pulled

00:51:44.539 --> 00:51:46.760
her up I'm like is your husband okay with this

00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:49.239
like cuz I I didn't see her You didn't she didn't

00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:51.119
get consent, but you're trying to get consent

00:51:51.119 --> 00:51:53.800
for her Well, I didn't want some guy to come

00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:56.719
around and clock me like I'm naked covered in

00:51:56.719 --> 00:52:01.949
foam. That's not a good look So I was just like,

00:52:02.090 --> 00:52:04.469
at that point I was just like, uh, is your husband

00:52:04.469 --> 00:52:07.050
okay? And I'm like, where is he? Like, are we

00:52:07.050 --> 00:52:08.590
good? Like, I don't know who your husband is.

00:52:08.590 --> 00:52:10.250
She's like pointed. I'm like, and then he's like

00:52:10.250 --> 00:52:11.949
thumbs up. I'm like, okay, cool. We're good.

00:52:12.570 --> 00:52:15.250
So like it went on for like 20 seconds or whatever.

00:52:15.349 --> 00:52:17.530
I'm like, cool. That was fun. It's a story. You

00:52:17.530 --> 00:52:18.849
know, I'm like, I was thinking in my head that

00:52:18.849 --> 00:52:20.610
you're telling now this is something for the

00:52:20.610 --> 00:52:26.909
podcast, uh, content. So that was, that was interesting.

00:52:27.329 --> 00:52:31.519
And then, um, at some point he ran out of trash

00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:36.420
cans of and I think at that point we went back

00:52:36.420 --> 00:52:38.860
into the pool yeah we got back no we got in the

00:52:38.860 --> 00:52:41.059
jacuzzi I think for a little bit and there was

00:52:41.059 --> 00:52:43.300
some weird dude there and then we got in the

00:52:43.300 --> 00:52:45.440
pool oh yeah there was that weird dude and then

00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:47.840
we were kind of back and forth between the pool

00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:49.860
and jacuzzi because it was hot as fuck and then

00:52:49.860 --> 00:52:52.920
cold yeah the definitely the temperature dropped

00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.400
by that time it was just a very few of us it

00:52:55.400 --> 00:52:58.199
was LBC couple they had brought a single guy

00:52:58.199 --> 00:53:00.860
over that they vouched for and they had with

00:53:00.860 --> 00:53:06.179
them and then sweet and sour and then another

00:53:06.179 --> 00:53:08.280
I don't know if they were a couple or what they

00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:12.500
were but everybody else had kind of gone it's

00:53:12.500 --> 00:53:15.719
late and then um all of us were kind of in the

00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:18.820
jacuzzi and that couple I don't know the guy

00:53:18.820 --> 00:53:22.380
anyway there was another Group of people. Oh

00:53:22.380 --> 00:53:27.019
the manager had let in all her friends Remember

00:53:27.019 --> 00:53:30.139
cuz our friends like this cabana had set sat

00:53:30.139 --> 00:53:34.059
empty all day. Yeah, that's right. And so The

00:53:34.059 --> 00:53:36.079
LBC couple had put like some of their stuff.

00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:38.639
They're just mostly just like on the outside

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:42.000
of the like on the other side of the pool and

00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:44.159
She came over was like, hey is your stuff over

00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:46.400
there? We have people who rented a cabana are

00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:49.659
here. I'm like They rented a cabana to come to

00:53:49.659 --> 00:53:52.760
the pool at 11 o 'clock at night. Yeah. And if

00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:54.820
you do a day pass, you have to be out by what,

00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:57.760
two? Two, yeah. Maybe it was even past 11. It

00:53:57.760 --> 00:54:00.159
was just, it seemed so skeptical. We later realized

00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:02.480
it was her friends. She just let in and told

00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.940
probably, I mean, I'm sure didn't charge them

00:54:04.940 --> 00:54:06.739
for the cabana, just knew there was a cabana

00:54:06.739 --> 00:54:08.380
available and just had our friends move their

00:54:08.380 --> 00:54:12.659
shit. But anyway, so that was a little bit weird

00:54:12.659 --> 00:54:14.820
because they weren't lifestyle. We ended up talking

00:54:14.820 --> 00:54:18.630
to one of them in the jacuzzi. Couple that was

00:54:18.630 --> 00:54:21.969
there and he was like, oh no We're just like

00:54:21.969 --> 00:54:24.210
visiting for a friend's birthday like down from

00:54:24.210 --> 00:54:26.650
so it was more like a bachelorette like birthday

00:54:26.650 --> 00:54:29.949
party type vibe coming in like not lifestyle

00:54:29.949 --> 00:54:33.170
So that was a little bit a little bit weird a

00:54:33.170 --> 00:54:35.389
little bit weird but and we also got yelled at

00:54:35.389 --> 00:54:39.429
we got yelled at by them because oh Because you

00:54:39.429 --> 00:54:42.960
had oh, yeah cuz sunshine girl Yeah, we were

00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:45.900
going from the pool to the jacuzzi pool like

00:54:45.900 --> 00:54:48.260
you had sunshine girl lifted out of the pool

00:54:48.260 --> 00:54:49.920
and you were eating her out Yeah, and they're

00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:51.960
like no playing in the pool make well technically

00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:53.800
she's not in the pool It's like you're fucking

00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:57.699
in there. The rule is no sex in the pool. Yeah.

00:54:57.860 --> 00:54:59.300
Oh, yeah That's what she was yelling. No sex

00:54:59.300 --> 00:55:00.760
in the pool It's like well, they're not having

00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:03.559
sex and she's out of like technically everybody

00:55:03.559 --> 00:55:06.500
had her lifted out of the pool Yeah, so I know

00:55:06.500 --> 00:55:08.579
it's not like she was gonna squirt like yeah

00:55:08.670 --> 00:55:11.889
From that awkward position and yeah, the whole

00:55:11.889 --> 00:55:14.929
thing was a little weird. It was weird I'm like

00:55:14.929 --> 00:55:16.789
all day long like people were getting me down.

00:55:17.130 --> 00:55:19.869
Oh, yeah Oh, by the way, there was a couple the

00:55:19.869 --> 00:55:22.130
whole day now that I'm talking about this There

00:55:22.130 --> 00:55:24.570
was a couple the whole day fucking all over the

00:55:24.570 --> 00:55:26.989
pool creating tidal waves They were fucking so

00:55:26.989 --> 00:55:28.849
hard in the pool like literally I was like up

00:55:28.849 --> 00:55:30.289
there they go again because I'm getting like

00:55:30.289 --> 00:55:34.170
the waves coming up my ass like Yeah, so it was

00:55:34.170 --> 00:55:36.309
definitely kind of a weird take but which nobody

00:55:36.309 --> 00:55:38.809
said anything to them all day literally all day.

00:55:38.829 --> 00:55:43.010
Mm -hmm But anyway, so after that we moved back

00:55:43.010 --> 00:55:47.289
to the jacuzzi and I Started going down on you

00:55:47.289 --> 00:55:49.929
on the side of the pool or side of the jacuzzi

00:55:49.929 --> 00:55:53.869
me. Yeah, and that's when the sunshine girl crawled

00:55:53.869 --> 00:56:00.460
up on my back and was kissing my neck and Oh,

00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:03.079
yeah, actually, we a lot of stuff actually happened

00:56:03.079 --> 00:56:05.559
in the jacuzzi now that I'm remembering video

00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:09.840
we gave. Yeah. So so you sunshine girl and her

00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:14.860
husband, she was going down on him, I think for

00:56:14.860 --> 00:56:17.960
a while. And then you were going then you were

00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:20.079
going down on me. And then she came up and was

00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:25.420
dancing on you. And then me and Mrs. Sweet and

00:56:25.420 --> 00:56:29.019
sour. You told us to give mr. Sweet and sour

00:56:29.019 --> 00:56:31.840
a double blowjob. Mm -hmm. So we did that. That's

00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:33.760
also one video That's gonna go on tick -tock.

00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:35.880
I can't go on tick -tock. We'll blow the face

00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:39.639
So there was a double blowjob in the in the jacuzzi.

00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:43.860
She enjoyed Which quite a bit who oh, I thought

00:56:43.860 --> 00:56:50.659
you said she I was like there's two she's And

00:56:50.659 --> 00:57:00.059
then in the pool Mr. Sunshine had her on the

00:57:00.059 --> 00:57:02.079
side of the pool and he was going down on her.

00:57:04.579 --> 00:57:07.639
For a while. And I think I was like, I was involved

00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:09.019
in there somehow. I think I was. I think you

00:57:09.019 --> 00:57:11.380
were holding her legs. Holding her legs or playing

00:57:11.380 --> 00:57:12.619
games. And I think you were holding your legs

00:57:12.619 --> 00:57:15.019
and I think you were videoing. Cause that's their

00:57:15.019 --> 00:57:16.940
thing. They like, he likes videos. Oh that's

00:57:16.940 --> 00:57:19.619
where she dropped it in the pool. Oh she dropped

00:57:19.619 --> 00:57:21.619
her phone in the pool? His phone. Oh his phone?

00:57:21.699 --> 00:57:24.239
Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't see that. It works, it's

00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:28.880
all good. um but because yeah that's their thing

00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:31.559
they like to have they like to i mean everybody

00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:33.000
likes to watch videos of them but that's like

00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.519
really their thing like he really wants the videos

00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:38.199
so you always video her when she's going down

00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:43.480
on you or whatever and send it to them um so

00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:45.619
there was a lot of like oral stuff going on in

00:57:45.619 --> 00:57:48.239
the pool and on the well on the outside of the

00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:51.739
pool and on the outside of the jacuzzi and then

00:57:51.739 --> 00:57:54.190
but then there was like so then I don't know

00:57:54.190 --> 00:57:58.809
when, at some point, Sunshine Girl and her husband

00:57:58.809 --> 00:58:02.550
went to bed. They left. I think they were just,

00:58:02.570 --> 00:58:04.849
it was pretty late. It was very late by that

00:58:04.849 --> 00:58:10.670
time, and so it was just the six of us. LBC,

00:58:10.949 --> 00:58:14.889
us, and, well no, and then the single guy, and

00:58:14.889 --> 00:58:18.349
then. Skip something. What? Saturday evening.

00:58:20.210 --> 00:58:24.760
So, a good chunk of the day. I spent trying to

00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:29.880
get Mrs. Sweet and Sour's bikini bottoms off.

00:58:32.059 --> 00:58:34.980
We got her topless pretty early, but I was trying

00:58:34.980 --> 00:58:38.320
to get her bottoms off. And when I set my eyes

00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:40.340
on something, I always get what I want. You're

00:58:40.340 --> 00:58:45.360
like a dog with a bone -er. And it's kind of

00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:47.880
funny because, so we're sitting there, there's

00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:49.320
a couple things happened with her that night.

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:54.019
So we're sitting there and... She's like, I was

00:58:54.019 --> 00:58:55.619
just trying, I kept saying it, whatever, and

00:58:55.619 --> 00:58:57.539
I was like looking away, and she's like, she

00:58:57.539 --> 00:58:59.599
took them off, she's like, fine, here you go,

00:58:59.619 --> 00:59:01.780
or something like that. And she threw them at

00:59:01.780 --> 00:59:05.639
my face. I was maybe five feet away. Less than

00:59:05.639 --> 00:59:07.860
that. But I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, you

00:59:07.860 --> 00:59:10.000
didn't know she was, so you turned. It was like,

00:59:10.139 --> 00:59:12.159
no, heads up, or nothing, it was just like, fine,

00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:16.280
here. And I turned around and her... soaked bikini

00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:19.980
bottoms, like right on my face. You deserved

00:59:19.980 --> 00:59:22.679
it. I thought someone smacked me like, what did

00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:27.059
I do? I'm sorry, Bubbles. I didn't mean to. But

00:59:27.059 --> 00:59:29.440
yeah, I was like, what the f... And it just completely

00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.539
took me by surprise. But I won. Yeah, you did.

00:59:32.900 --> 00:59:35.099
And by that time I was naked. When we came back

00:59:35.099 --> 00:59:38.929
from eating, I think. Yeah, we all ate and then

00:59:38.929 --> 00:59:41.170
we went and got drinks or whatever and then at

00:59:41.170 --> 00:59:44.289
that point Because mr. Sweet and sour was naked

00:59:44.289 --> 00:59:47.250
and I was like well in in solidarity with my

00:59:47.250 --> 00:59:49.590
friend over here I'm gonna also get naked because

00:59:49.590 --> 00:59:52.329
no one else was naked with him. So I got naked

00:59:52.329 --> 00:59:54.010
after but then he didn't even come back He took

00:59:54.010 --> 00:59:56.349
a nap. Well, he took like I don't know maybe

00:59:56.349 --> 00:59:59.289
a 20 -minute nap. Yeah, and then came back out

00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:01.219
And then didn't realize I was naked. And then

01:00:01.219 --> 01:00:02.960
I told him, I was like, I got naked because you

01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:04.679
were naked and I was doing it in solidarity.

01:00:05.280 --> 01:00:07.079
He's like, oh, that was nice of you. I didn't

01:00:07.079 --> 01:00:10.019
even notice because I was in the pool. And the

01:00:10.019 --> 01:00:12.780
funny thing about Mrs. Sweet and Sour and my

01:00:12.780 --> 01:00:17.340
relationship, I'll call it, is she is, what does

01:00:17.340 --> 01:00:24.800
she call herself? Awkward sexy? No. She had a

01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.989
term, silly sexy or something like that. So the

01:00:27.989 --> 01:00:30.670
first time I went down on her, she wouldn't stop

01:00:30.670 --> 01:00:34.230
laughing. And I'm all about good times. And they're

01:00:34.230 --> 01:00:36.190
new. They are new, exactly. Yeah, they're not

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:39.329
even a full year in. So a lot of these experiences

01:00:39.329 --> 01:00:42.809
are new to them. Yeah. So I'm all about laughing.

01:00:42.909 --> 01:00:45.050
I'm all about having a good time. And the first

01:00:45.050 --> 01:00:46.670
time I went down on her, she was just laughing.

01:00:46.690 --> 01:00:49.809
I was like, OK, I mean, this is fine, whatever.

01:00:50.789 --> 01:00:54.630
And then later, I brought up, you can't laugh

01:00:54.630 --> 01:00:58.699
that hard. So then I was kissing her at the side

01:00:58.699 --> 01:01:02.280
of the pool and she started laughing again. I

01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:04.119
was like, you can't fucking laugh. And I think

01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:06.320
I just grabbed her, her mouth and just like kissed

01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:09.300
her. I'm like, stop laughing. And I like, I got

01:01:09.300 --> 01:01:11.900
her to like, relax, stop laughing. And we've

01:01:11.900 --> 01:01:15.559
since had a good time. It's just like, stop laughing.

01:01:19.059 --> 01:01:23.199
Stop being so awkward. I love awkward. So I'm

01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:25.250
like, I'm good with, I'm just like. Can't laugh

01:01:25.250 --> 01:01:27.489
quite as much. But I'm doing something to you

01:01:27.489 --> 01:01:29.070
for the first time. You can't laugh. I know,

01:01:29.070 --> 01:01:34.469
she's like, I think we figured it out. I'm like,

01:01:34.469 --> 01:01:37.289
now we can laugh. The first time I'm doing something

01:01:37.289 --> 01:01:41.309
with you, you cannot laugh. So yes, we've since,

01:01:41.829 --> 01:01:46.449
we're solid now. You're on solid footing. That's

01:01:46.449 --> 01:01:50.329
funny. So yeah, Jacuzzi, Sunshine Girl climbing

01:01:50.329 --> 01:01:54.519
all over me. We have videos of that. It's pretty

01:01:54.519 --> 01:01:58.159
hot like I'm I'm going down on you and she's

01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:01.500
on me like a spider monkey It's pretty hot. Mm

01:02:01.500 --> 01:02:04.420
-hmm. Have you seen that video? Yeah, I Lived

01:02:04.420 --> 01:02:07.059
it you did. That's true. You saw a different

01:02:07.059 --> 01:02:09.159
POV. Yeah, I didn't see anything. I just felt

01:02:09.159 --> 01:02:12.920
it from the back. I saw her Maybe we can reenact

01:02:12.920 --> 01:02:17.059
this this Saturday Just saying there's her birthday.

01:02:17.059 --> 01:02:21.280
It's the least we can do So yeah, so that brought

01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:24.699
us to late night Saturday Yes, I think the jacuzzi

01:02:24.699 --> 01:02:27.059
was just stupid It was stupid hot and then like

01:02:27.059 --> 01:02:28.719
I said, there was this other couple that was

01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:31.449
there That the guy kept asking weird fucking

01:02:31.449 --> 01:02:33.530
questions. And then his girl, I wasn't sure if

01:02:33.530 --> 01:02:36.809
she was there willingly. I'm like it was or she

01:02:36.809 --> 01:02:39.190
was just really drunk or on drugs. I'm not sure.

01:02:39.469 --> 01:02:42.550
It was just it was it was so awkward and so unsexy.

01:02:42.550 --> 01:02:44.869
I'm like, yeah, no, this is not. This is weird.

01:02:45.670 --> 01:02:47.309
So sweet and sour. Like, OK, we're going to go

01:02:47.309 --> 01:02:49.150
to bed. We're like, good night. So they went

01:02:49.150 --> 01:02:51.369
to bed or they went to their room and then we're

01:02:51.369 --> 01:02:52.349
kind of just sitting there and I'm like, you

01:02:52.349 --> 01:02:53.989
know, I'm kind of over this, too. Like this is

01:02:53.989 --> 01:02:59.300
just like not it. And the. LBC couple, she had

01:02:59.300 --> 01:03:01.099
already gone to bed. So it was based, it was

01:03:01.099 --> 01:03:04.579
just her husband and the single dude in the jacuzzi.

01:03:04.599 --> 01:03:06.719
And I'm like, literally a sausage. Yeah. I was

01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:09.280
like, I don't know where this is going, but I'm

01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:13.420
like, I think I'm done. So, um, we were like,

01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:16.239
okay, let's go to bed. But then the sweet and

01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:19.409
sour couple, their room was across. from our

01:03:19.409 --> 01:03:22.070
room across the yard, a yard from our like cross

01:03:22.070 --> 01:03:25.150
little courtyard from our room. So and they had

01:03:25.150 --> 01:03:26.969
their blinds open. So when we walked back to

01:03:26.969 --> 01:03:28.250
our room, I could see they were in their room

01:03:28.250 --> 01:03:30.449
and they were fucking around. So I was like,

01:03:30.929 --> 01:03:32.530
well, let's go knock on their window and see

01:03:32.530 --> 01:03:34.309
if they want company. They weren't fucking around.

01:03:34.530 --> 01:03:36.530
They were. No, they're on their phones. No, that

01:03:36.530 --> 01:03:38.429
was earlier in the day when we told them to come

01:03:38.429 --> 01:03:41.409
out this. Oh, yes. They were fucking around when

01:03:41.409 --> 01:03:44.449
I went. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was earlier in the

01:03:44.449 --> 01:03:46.070
day when we were like, you guys need to get out

01:03:46.070 --> 01:03:50.050
of here. They, yeah, no, they were fucking around.

01:03:50.449 --> 01:03:52.750
So then I like knocked on the window and then

01:03:52.750 --> 01:03:54.809
they're like, come in, but their door was locked.

01:03:54.969 --> 01:03:57.650
So then I was like, I can't come in. So then

01:03:57.650 --> 01:04:00.269
anyway, they let, they let us in. We got drinks,

01:04:00.469 --> 01:04:02.329
whatever we were like. So then we went into their

01:04:02.329 --> 01:04:07.250
room and we did some like super hot 69 ish parallel

01:04:07.250 --> 01:04:10.070
play. It started off with, I said, uh, want to

01:04:10.070 --> 01:04:13.619
try some cock rings. Ah, yes. Cause we We're

01:04:13.619 --> 01:04:15.539
talking about cock rings with them. Yeah, my

01:04:15.539 --> 01:04:18.219
love for cock rings So I'm like, I have a few

01:04:18.219 --> 01:04:20.920
like still in package. Yeah. Yes. Let's try them

01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:23.079
Yeah, you had some like they were packaged like

01:04:23.079 --> 01:04:25.639
condoms. They were and they're weird They're

01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.320
like the size of a lifesaver at the whole. Yeah,

01:04:28.500 --> 01:04:30.800
so they're they're very stretchy, but very stretchy

01:04:30.800 --> 01:04:35.659
not very durable not very broke the cock rings,

01:04:35.820 --> 01:04:37.860
but yeah, so I went like, oh, let's go get cock

01:04:37.860 --> 01:04:40.659
rings and bringing coconut oil. So yeah. Yeah.

01:04:40.659 --> 01:04:42.880
So we did that. So we had, we were doing this

01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:45.860
like, so they're soft swap only. So, which we

01:04:45.860 --> 01:04:49.059
knew that and we're totally fine with. I'm working

01:04:49.059 --> 01:04:52.119
on that. And we're totally fine with. So we did

01:04:52.119 --> 01:04:58.860
this like, basically if we were on the bed next

01:04:58.860 --> 01:05:02.159
to each other and she was, well, we did, I think

01:05:02.159 --> 01:05:06.110
I sucked your dick and Don't think I sucked his

01:05:06.110 --> 01:05:07.590
cuz they were already in the middle of their

01:05:07.590 --> 01:05:09.630
things. We were kind of just joining their scenario.

01:05:10.090 --> 01:05:17.150
So then we It was like couple 69 like Like they

01:05:17.150 --> 01:05:20.130
were one direction Like she was fucking him or

01:05:20.130 --> 01:05:22.250
doing whatever to him in one like sucking his

01:05:22.250 --> 01:05:24.849
cock him and I him and I were head to foot Yeah

01:05:24.849 --> 01:05:26.510
on our back and then her and I were basically

01:05:26.510 --> 01:05:30.500
had to Because we were already you were like

01:05:30.500 --> 01:05:33.079
sucking my dick and then he had like your ass

01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:35.840
in his yeah in his left hand face or hand or

01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:38.159
whatever like his hand Yeah, no his face cuz

01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:40.480
her face with you were we are on each other's

01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:43.619
partners, but yeah, so I was trying to position

01:05:43.619 --> 01:05:45.260
Yeah, I was trying to think of how I'd explain

01:05:45.260 --> 01:05:47.619
it was like a couple sixty nine kind of thing

01:05:47.619 --> 01:05:51.829
so yeah, so He was fingering me while I was sucking

01:05:51.829 --> 01:05:54.690
you and you were fingering her while she was

01:05:54.690 --> 01:05:57.949
sucking him And then eventually she was and she

01:05:57.949 --> 01:06:00.570
started writing him. So then we were kind of

01:06:00.570 --> 01:06:08.170
like participating In that Way you were yeah,

01:06:08.170 --> 01:06:13.329
I was I was kind of playing like Like her her

01:06:13.329 --> 01:06:15.849
vagina but not because he was fucking her so

01:06:15.849 --> 01:06:18.789
I didn't want to touch his dick so I was like

01:06:18.730 --> 01:06:21.349
as high as I could be without fully penetrating

01:06:21.349 --> 01:06:24.170
her butthole. Yeah. And then I told you to rub

01:06:24.170 --> 01:06:27.130
his balls. Yeah. And then he didn't see where

01:06:27.130 --> 01:06:30.349
you were at. Yeah. So he just knew my hand was

01:06:30.349 --> 01:06:32.829
there and all of a sudden he had hands on balls.

01:06:33.449 --> 01:06:35.110
And he was like, I don't know what's going on.

01:06:35.190 --> 01:06:37.070
And he like kind of paused for a second, but

01:06:37.070 --> 01:06:39.110
I think he realized whatever was happening. Yeah.

01:06:39.670 --> 01:06:42.289
So we were doing that. It was, that was fun.

01:06:42.530 --> 01:06:44.869
We had a great time. It was just a lot of them

01:06:44.869 --> 01:06:47.949
fucking and touching and hurt. think she orgasmed

01:06:47.949 --> 01:06:52.329
she sounded like it yeah sounded like it um but

01:06:52.329 --> 01:06:54.250
even if she didn't she sounded like she's having

01:06:54.250 --> 01:06:57.289
a good time again no charges were brought yeah

01:06:57.289 --> 01:07:02.289
um and then i think we and i think i think at

01:07:02.289 --> 01:07:05.599
one point we were both fucking doggy Maybe they

01:07:05.599 --> 01:07:07.960
were fucking. Oh, I think that's when she started

01:07:07.960 --> 01:07:11.079
fucking him was was on him, but we fucked doggy

01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:13.860
you and I did Yeah, and then she got on him and

01:07:13.860 --> 01:07:16.000
was fucking him and then we kind of like then

01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:19.440
moved to like Assist in their situation again.

01:07:19.619 --> 01:07:21.880
We need a fucking video. I know it was like a

01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:25.420
flow It was a flow, but it was fun. So that was

01:07:25.420 --> 01:07:28.599
like We did that and then and then you and I

01:07:28.599 --> 01:07:31.059
went back to the room and we fucked again. We

01:07:31.059 --> 01:07:38.610
finished Yeah, and then that led us to Sunday,

01:07:40.429 --> 01:07:44.130
which was exit day. No, exit from EDR. Yeah,

01:07:44.309 --> 01:07:47.110
so we decided to, so I had wanted to because

01:07:47.110 --> 01:07:49.289
we haven't done, every time we go to Palm Springs,

01:07:49.389 --> 01:07:51.829
we do EDR, which is so fun. I love it. But we

01:07:51.829 --> 01:07:53.789
also have things that we like to do out in Palm

01:07:53.789 --> 01:07:56.190
Springs that we never get to do because you have

01:07:56.190 --> 01:07:57.690
FOMO and you don't want to leave the resort,

01:07:57.690 --> 01:08:00.920
which I get. So I was like, okay, we need to

01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:02.500
leave the resort. I'm gonna book I can't get

01:08:02.500 --> 01:08:05.179
a double blowjob outside of EDR Yeah, I'm gonna

01:08:05.179 --> 01:08:08.880
book a hotel outside of EDR For Sunday night

01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:12.460
so we can do like our tiki bars and like do our

01:08:12.460 --> 01:08:17.439
stuff that we like to do in Palm Springs so Sweet

01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:20.159
and sour went to Brian like brunch with us basically

01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:22.020
we packed up everything we went to brunch with

01:08:22.020 --> 01:08:25.180
them we debriefed we debriefed our evening and

01:08:25.180 --> 01:08:27.600
our day and our night and saw how like asked

01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:29.140
them you know how they felt because like i said

01:08:29.140 --> 01:08:32.899
they're new and we kind of like have been Push

01:08:32.899 --> 01:08:35.420
I don't I was a pushing them but like we've got

01:08:35.420 --> 01:08:37.520
it then we've been a little of their catalysts

01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:39.159
I guess into a lot of the things that they've

01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:41.560
done So it's kind of like we talked about like

01:08:41.560 --> 01:08:43.600
how everything was and all the different things

01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:45.460
that was done that were done and how they felt

01:08:45.460 --> 01:08:47.880
and all the Stuff and so we had a good brunch

01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:50.340
with them and then they they were leaving as

01:08:50.340 --> 01:08:54.140
much as we tried to talk them into staying One

01:08:54.140 --> 01:09:00.340
more night And then so then you and I went to

01:09:00.340 --> 01:09:03.710
the reef first And while we're at the reef, we

01:09:03.710 --> 01:09:06.869
get a text from Sam and Cole. Hey, what are you

01:09:06.869 --> 01:09:09.850
guys doing? Or how was how was I don't know,

01:09:09.869 --> 01:09:11.609
Palm Springs? Or what are you up to? Or it was

01:09:11.609 --> 01:09:13.529
something of that nature. Some version of that.

01:09:13.590 --> 01:09:15.229
Yeah. And we're like, oh, we're actually at Tiki

01:09:15.229 --> 01:09:16.770
bars in Palm Springs. We're going to hang out.

01:09:16.850 --> 01:09:18.470
If you guys aren't doing anything, you're, you

01:09:18.470 --> 01:09:20.449
know, come out and see us. They come out and

01:09:20.449 --> 01:09:22.789
join us or whatever. And we're here. They were

01:09:22.789 --> 01:09:24.630
doing things. And one more night. All right.

01:09:24.850 --> 01:09:27.909
Yeah. They're they were at a winery. But I think

01:09:27.909 --> 01:09:34.130
I think Sam was. Toasty getting toasty and and

01:09:34.130 --> 01:09:37.010
you know, it's funny is later Cole was like,

01:09:37.350 --> 01:09:38.670
did you think we were really going to come out

01:09:38.670 --> 01:09:42.609
and I said 100 % because the their foodies and

01:09:42.609 --> 01:09:47.539
I know they'll like drive like. hours to go eat

01:09:47.539 --> 01:09:49.699
like a dinner that they like. And I mean, Palm

01:09:49.699 --> 01:09:52.380
Springs has such good food. And they know if

01:09:52.380 --> 01:09:54.180
they come out with us that we're going to eat

01:09:54.180 --> 01:09:56.300
and we're going to eat good food. And there's

01:09:56.300 --> 01:09:58.779
been a lot of times where we've stayed over like

01:09:58.779 --> 01:10:01.199
in San Diego and there were like, You want us

01:10:01.199 --> 01:10:03.500
to come join you for breakfast? Yeah, and so

01:10:03.500 --> 01:10:05.739
they'll like drive an hour like that's not something

01:10:05.739 --> 01:10:08.199
that you and I can do I mean just logistically

01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:10.760
like our our life doesn't allow for that, but

01:10:10.760 --> 01:10:13.359
and I just I don't do that Yeah, and you're not

01:10:13.359 --> 01:10:15.319
a foodie. So you definitely wouldn't drive for

01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:17.359
food I mean you like good food, but you wouldn't

01:10:17.359 --> 01:10:20.760
drive for for food So um, but yeah when he said

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:22.159
that I was like, oh absolutely he goes you're

01:10:22.159 --> 01:10:24.800
not wrong Like I know I know you guys like would

01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:27.100
come out. So anyway, they joined us and that

01:10:27.100 --> 01:10:30.840
was a lot of fun. So we met them at our hotel

01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:34.520
lobby bar and probably made our bartender blush

01:10:34.520 --> 01:10:39.300
a little. I don't know. They were they were saying

01:10:39.300 --> 01:10:42.300
that they've heard different stories as we're

01:10:42.300 --> 01:10:44.199
talking about it. But I don't think they had

01:10:44.199 --> 01:10:46.260
heard all the stories that we were saying and

01:10:46.260 --> 01:10:48.460
while we were in there, because we hadn't seen

01:10:48.460 --> 01:10:50.619
them in a minute. So we were just like, yeah.

01:10:51.469 --> 01:10:53.909
debriefing a bunch of things because they hadn't

01:10:53.909 --> 01:10:55.550
heard that we had. Well, they had heard that

01:10:55.550 --> 01:10:58.829
we hooked up with our V &R and they, you know,

01:10:58.909 --> 01:11:01.350
wanted our side of the story and like all that

01:11:01.350 --> 01:11:04.609
stuff. So there was all that conversation. And

01:11:04.609 --> 01:11:10.310
anyway, so we had our martinis and then we went

01:11:10.310 --> 01:11:16.510
to Tongahut across the street and had some drinks

01:11:16.510 --> 01:11:20.489
over there. And. Don't know what it is about

01:11:20.489 --> 01:11:23.050
us, but Sam seems to get really fucking drunk

01:11:23.050 --> 01:11:25.829
when she hangs out with us and Cole says it's

01:11:25.829 --> 01:11:28.329
only us He's like she can drink like a champ

01:11:28.329 --> 01:11:29.989
with anyone else, but she gets her own you guys

01:11:29.989 --> 01:11:34.630
and somehow she gets fucked up so we were We're

01:11:34.630 --> 01:11:37.750
like we need to eat obviously so we're like okay

01:11:37.750 --> 01:11:40.029
Let's figure out like a place to eat and so then

01:11:40.029 --> 01:11:42.189
you looked up like a steakhouse because that's

01:11:42.189 --> 01:11:45.590
like our love language It was him. It was him.

01:11:45.590 --> 01:11:48.050
It was cool. Yeah. Oh, but you made the reservation

01:11:48.050 --> 01:11:49.630
because you said you wrote on the reservation.

01:11:49.810 --> 01:11:52.590
Yeah, I think he just mentioned like, oh, and

01:11:52.590 --> 01:11:54.270
then, oh, and then you. Yeah, I think I just

01:11:54.270 --> 01:11:57.909
looked it up. OK. So you you made us a reservation

01:11:57.909 --> 01:12:01.130
at the steakhouse in Palm Springs. What did the

01:12:01.130 --> 01:12:04.270
reservation say? It said we're celebrating our

01:12:04.270 --> 01:12:07.850
polyamory anniversary, polyamorous anniversary,

01:12:08.270 --> 01:12:13.050
which. Yeah, so then we're true, but I like to

01:12:13.050 --> 01:12:15.829
so we're people exactly. So we're leaving. We're

01:12:15.829 --> 01:12:19.250
leaving Tonga Hut and I see like basically someone

01:12:19.250 --> 01:12:22.109
who had been there maybe earlier in the day or

01:12:22.109 --> 01:12:26.489
a day before or whatever. There was a hat and

01:12:26.489 --> 01:12:28.449
heart shaped sunglasses. It was like a bride

01:12:28.449 --> 01:12:30.949
hat and sun heart shaped sunglasses just sitting

01:12:30.949 --> 01:12:33.329
there like on a tiki like someone had just taken

01:12:33.329 --> 01:12:36.729
off and put there on the tiki. And I was going

01:12:36.729 --> 01:12:39.699
to grab the hat because you never know. But There

01:12:39.699 --> 01:12:44.899
was a little it was a hat, sunglasses and a.

01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:49.579
Yeah, exactly. And a little headband. So I grabbed

01:12:49.579 --> 01:12:52.100
the headband that said, like, let's party. And

01:12:52.100 --> 01:12:54.520
then the sunglasses that were like white heart

01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:58.560
shaped sunglasses. And I put them on. Now, this

01:12:58.560 --> 01:13:01.840
was close to Sam's birthday. So we were maybe

01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:04.140
a week away from her birthday or a few a few

01:13:04.140 --> 01:13:07.350
weeks away from her birthday. Anyway, so. I put

01:13:07.350 --> 01:13:10.050
the headband on her and the sunglasses on her

01:13:10.050 --> 01:13:11.829
and she was already pretty toasty by then. So

01:13:11.829 --> 01:13:15.350
she just kind of went with it. Then the freaking

01:13:15.350 --> 01:13:19.890
Uber rolls up to take us. And it's a karaoke

01:13:19.890 --> 01:13:23.210
Uber like this guy had this whole karaoke set

01:13:23.210 --> 01:13:28.789
up in his van. So with microphones and a screen.

01:13:28.890 --> 01:13:31.829
And so we're singing girls just want to have

01:13:31.829 --> 01:13:35.659
fun. in like the top of our lungs. There's also

01:13:35.659 --> 01:13:38.159
a shame that there's also a video of this. I

01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:39.979
know it was like the shortest Uber, but it was

01:13:39.979 --> 01:13:42.939
so fun. So we couldn't walk. So we had to take.

01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:44.220
Yeah, we weren't going. Yeah, we weren't going

01:13:44.220 --> 01:13:45.979
to walk. It was Palm Springs in the summer. You're

01:13:45.979 --> 01:13:50.239
not walking. So it was like a block and a half

01:13:50.239 --> 01:13:53.640
or I don't know. But yeah, it's green like singing.

01:13:53.699 --> 01:13:57.119
Girls just want to have fun. There's video of

01:13:57.119 --> 01:14:00.539
it. All of us singing in this Uber. And it was

01:14:00.539 --> 01:14:03.369
I should be a tick tock. It should be. It was

01:14:03.369 --> 01:14:10.270
so fun. And she's like, did you request that?

01:14:10.449 --> 01:14:13.750
You're like, no, it's just rolled up. I mean,

01:14:13.890 --> 01:14:16.689
we're in Palm Springs. It's a new request feature

01:14:16.689 --> 01:14:22.710
on Uber. Can I get the karaoke car, please? And

01:14:22.710 --> 01:14:25.989
so then we go to the restaurant and they try

01:14:25.989 --> 01:14:27.750
to put us up front with like a bunch of other

01:14:27.750 --> 01:14:29.310
people and we're like, you might want to sit

01:14:29.310 --> 01:14:31.609
us in the back. We're a little bit toasty and

01:14:31.609 --> 01:14:34.930
a little rowdy and we are very inappropriate

01:14:34.930 --> 01:14:42.829
for yourself. So. I think at the so at the restaurant

01:14:42.829 --> 01:14:48.369
we were I always order dirty martinis when I

01:14:48.369 --> 01:14:50.949
drink, when I eat steak, like I just like the

01:14:50.949 --> 01:14:53.319
blue, especially if they do blue cheese stuffed

01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:56.880
dirty martinis, because I like the blue cheese

01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:58.979
stuffed olives with my steak. I just think it's

01:14:58.979 --> 01:15:00.920
a good fit. Anyway, some people do red wine.

01:15:01.020 --> 01:15:04.880
I do Kettle One dirty martinis with blue cheese

01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:08.539
stuffed olives. So I order that. She likes that.

01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:12.220
So she orders that. Cole is like, absolutely

01:15:12.220 --> 01:15:14.539
not. You don't need another drink. She's like,

01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:17.439
fuck you. I'm doing this. So she orders that.

01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:20.340
So then I'm like asking them. Because I know

01:15:20.340 --> 01:15:23.119
like my night is still going. So I'm asking the

01:15:23.119 --> 01:15:24.960
bartender, like once I finish eating and everything,

01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:27.020
I'm like, oh, I'm like, I see espresso martinis

01:15:27.020 --> 01:15:30.739
on your menu. Do you make them with real espresso?

01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:33.840
And he's like, yeah, and. I'm like, I'll have

01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:35.359
one of those. And then she's like, I'll have

01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:36.899
one of those. And Cole's like, what are you going

01:15:36.899 --> 01:15:38.979
to do with that martini when she had not finished?

01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:41.619
She probably had like two sips off of. He's like,

01:15:41.640 --> 01:15:43.140
what are you going to do with that? And she's

01:15:43.140 --> 01:15:45.739
like, well, look at her. She hasn't finished

01:15:45.739 --> 01:15:47.899
hers yet. He's like, she's a lot farther along

01:15:47.899 --> 01:15:51.460
than you are on yours. And she's a professional.

01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:55.539
And she was like, just get me one. So then she

01:15:55.539 --> 01:15:58.699
has two martinis sitting there. And then they

01:15:58.699 --> 01:16:01.279
bring out the the cake because she was wearing

01:16:01.279 --> 01:16:04.390
the party hat. I think when we sat down I said,

01:16:04.510 --> 01:16:06.890
oh, it's her birthday not knowing you had put

01:16:06.890 --> 01:16:08.810
on the reservation that it was the polyamorous

01:16:08.810 --> 01:16:12.109
anniversary So then she has this like they bring

01:16:12.109 --> 01:16:15.770
her out this like cake or whatever With I think

01:16:15.770 --> 01:16:19.270
it's a happy polyamorous Birthday, or I don't

01:16:19.270 --> 01:16:21.770
know it said something and then they're singing

01:16:21.770 --> 01:16:26.729
and we're singing polyamorous and it was there's

01:16:26.729 --> 01:16:28.550
another couple and there was one other couple

01:16:28.550 --> 01:16:30.470
in the dining area we were at that they ended

01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:33.010
up putting us in and they were like just like

01:16:33.010 --> 01:16:34.729
watching us and then they were singing too and

01:16:34.729 --> 01:16:36.949
then they were like wait it is her birthday right

01:16:36.949 --> 01:16:39.229
and we're like yeah yeah yeah it's her birthday

01:16:39.229 --> 01:16:42.170
and they're like okay yeah because we were they're

01:16:42.170 --> 01:16:44.970
like yeah happy birthday but anyway that was

01:16:44.970 --> 01:16:50.029
fun and then and then they went to leave well

01:16:50.029 --> 01:16:53.130
we had a uh we had a hotel there that night yeah

01:16:53.130 --> 01:16:56.720
and you know Honestly, you know, obviously the

01:16:56.720 --> 01:17:00.319
back of our minds the whole time is Maybe they

01:17:00.319 --> 01:17:03.079
come back to the hotel room exactly and enjoy

01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:11.840
a little But earlier in the day when we checked

01:17:11.840 --> 01:17:16.800
in our hotel room The AC wasn't working. So it

01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:19.779
was hot as fuck. Yeah, so we brought like our

01:17:19.779 --> 01:17:23.390
fan in and we were hoping while we were out the

01:17:23.390 --> 01:17:27.489
room would cool off. Yeah. And this is the Hyatt

01:17:27.489 --> 01:17:30.770
by the way. Yeah, so we're not like a Motel 6

01:17:30.770 --> 01:17:34.250
or something. It was the Hyatt. So we did not

01:17:34.250 --> 01:17:39.810
anticipate the air not working. So okay, I'm

01:17:39.810 --> 01:17:41.890
gonna pull back the curtain. So this the last

01:17:41.890 --> 01:17:44.890
five minutes, I'm looking at my phone, and it

01:17:44.890 --> 01:17:47.630
would not turn on it would not do anything else

01:17:47.630 --> 01:17:50.229
update i was trying to pull up some notes yeah

01:17:50.229 --> 01:17:52.369
and my phone was completely dead while you're

01:17:52.369 --> 01:17:54.649
talking a story and yeah it just did an update

01:17:54.649 --> 01:18:00.050
there's an update fuckers but um oh so anyways

01:18:00.050 --> 01:18:04.810
so we when we checked into our hotel room they

01:18:04.810 --> 01:18:07.770
weren't coming like that wasn't part of the the

01:18:07.770 --> 01:18:11.159
day yet right no it was Yeah, cuz we know no

01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:13.899
it wasn't because we checked in earlier and we

01:18:13.899 --> 01:18:15.579
just like we didn't even take our stuff out of

01:18:15.579 --> 01:18:17.840
our car we just because we were meeting for brunch

01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:20.479
with sweet and sour so they went out the Table

01:18:20.479 --> 01:18:23.119
and we just like literally went there got our

01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:26.420
key and then left. We didn't even go up No, we

01:18:26.420 --> 01:18:28.720
went up. We went up. I turned on the ace. Oh,

01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:30.359
yeah We went up brief because I was thinking

01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:33.100
like I hope when we come back for later. It's

01:18:33.100 --> 01:18:37.680
gonna be yeah on so then In my head. I'm like

01:18:37.680 --> 01:18:39.600
our fucking room was hot. But then this is like

01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:43.159
five hours. Yeah earlier So then we're at we're

01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:45.439
at dinner and you know, I'm still thinking like

01:18:45.439 --> 01:18:48.020
we're sitting at the dinner table and she's like

01:18:48.020 --> 01:18:50.680
rubbing my dick underneath the table Yeah, and

01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:53.680
I'm like, okay. Yeah, but then we all realize

01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:57.939
that Yeah, she was too much. She was she had

01:18:57.939 --> 01:19:00.539
too much. She loved me a good drunk girl, but

01:19:00.539 --> 01:19:04.869
she so she So they so Cole's like, all right.

01:19:04.949 --> 01:19:07.310
Well, this is our ex. This is our this is we're

01:19:07.310 --> 01:19:09.050
leaving. Originally, we were trying to talk to

01:19:09.050 --> 01:19:10.970
him and get in a room and stay the night. Yeah.

01:19:10.970 --> 01:19:13.470
It was like asking how much for the room and

01:19:13.470 --> 01:19:16.250
stuff, wasn't she? Yeah. So she was trying to

01:19:16.250 --> 01:19:20.250
get him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And she was like,

01:19:20.250 --> 01:19:21.689
well, I'm staying here. And he's like, well,

01:19:21.689 --> 01:19:25.729
we're going home. And she's so apparently, but

01:19:25.729 --> 01:19:28.289
we're leaving like later. She told us that she's

01:19:28.289 --> 01:19:30.149
like when we left there, I don't know if they

01:19:30.149 --> 01:19:32.680
took an Uber. back to the hotel or wherever his

01:19:32.680 --> 01:19:35.460
car was, their car was parked. But she said she

01:19:35.460 --> 01:19:39.420
goes, I just got out. She's like, I sat on the

01:19:39.420 --> 01:19:41.220
curb and I was like, all right, you can bring

01:19:41.220 --> 01:19:43.300
the car. And he's like, but the car is not here.

01:19:43.340 --> 01:19:46.039
And she's like, but I'm right here. I will be

01:19:46.039 --> 01:19:47.960
here. You can bring the car around. And he's

01:19:47.960 --> 01:19:50.399
like, but this isn't the parking garage where

01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:53.560
we parked the car. And she's like. That's fine.

01:19:53.699 --> 01:19:56.260
I'll be right here. You will get the car and

01:19:56.260 --> 01:19:59.000
you bring it to me. And he was like, oh, my God,

01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:04.760
this girl like she was on one. And he he he messaged

01:20:04.760 --> 01:20:06.420
her because you had asked him, like, how will

01:20:06.420 --> 01:20:10.010
she be in the car? And he was like. I think he

01:20:10.010 --> 01:20:11.630
told you, like, she'll yell at me for something

01:20:11.630 --> 01:20:13.250
and then she'll fall asleep and the next morning

01:20:13.250 --> 01:20:15.970
she'll fucking forget what happened. Love you,

01:20:16.029 --> 01:20:18.369
baby. But I asked her that I was like, where

01:20:18.369 --> 01:20:20.229
did you like what happened with the sunglasses

01:20:20.229 --> 01:20:22.630
and all that stuff? She goes, girl, I found the

01:20:22.630 --> 01:20:25.329
sunglasses like they were on like they have this

01:20:25.329 --> 01:20:26.989
like dirt area on the side of their house. It's

01:20:26.989 --> 01:20:29.649
like the glasses were like in the dirt. She's

01:20:29.649 --> 01:20:32.970
like this whole thing by the time they got home.

01:20:32.970 --> 01:20:37.039
Love it. The key they message us the next day

01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:40.159
like only you guys like she can drink like the

01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:42.699
like with the best of them with anybody else

01:20:42.699 --> 01:20:47.319
But for some reason with you guys she gets trashed

01:20:47.319 --> 01:20:50.380
I'm like, I don't know. It's the it's the martinis

01:20:50.380 --> 01:20:53.460
the martinis will do it. Yeah, cuz I ordered

01:20:53.460 --> 01:20:56.159
her I didn't realize she also I'd like to think

01:20:56.159 --> 01:21:00.140
I'd like to think people Get drunk around us

01:21:00.140 --> 01:21:06.800
because they feel like safe Like they don't they're

01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:09.539
not having to worry about yeah being pretentious

01:21:09.539 --> 01:21:13.739
Because we have a lot of friends that they only

01:21:13.739 --> 01:21:15.600
get like drunk around us and it's definitely

01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:18.000
because we drink Yeah, but I think it's also

01:21:18.000 --> 01:21:21.579
just because we give two fucks. Yeah, we're here

01:21:21.579 --> 01:21:24.560
for a good time. Whatever that means Yeah, yeah

01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:26.520
act stupid. We don't care. We're here for it.

01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:28.739
We don't hold it against you. We've acted plenty

01:21:28.739 --> 01:21:33.869
stupid but um, I Was gonna say something Oh,

01:21:33.909 --> 01:21:36.109
I didn't realize when they were on their way.

01:21:36.189 --> 01:21:40.229
I didn't realize that she had been drinking wine

01:21:40.229 --> 01:21:42.189
at the winery. I mean, I should have thought

01:21:42.189 --> 01:21:44.250
so. But I didn't think like to the point where

01:21:44.250 --> 01:21:45.949
she might have had a tight on a little bit of

01:21:45.949 --> 01:21:48.909
a buzz because so when they were on their way,

01:21:49.050 --> 01:21:50.949
you were in the room. I think you were showering

01:21:50.949 --> 01:21:56.210
before we came down. Something like that. We

01:21:56.210 --> 01:21:57.890
didn't check in earlier in the day. We checked

01:21:57.890 --> 01:22:00.149
in when they were on their way there. Was it?

01:22:00.289 --> 01:22:02.850
Yeah. And then you went and showered and anyway,

01:22:02.850 --> 01:22:05.710
it doesn't matter but I was I went down to the

01:22:05.710 --> 01:22:10.010
bar and I told you to order you a drink and then

01:22:10.010 --> 01:22:11.829
they said they were on their way. So then I ordered

01:22:11.829 --> 01:22:15.409
everybody a drink. So I ordered her a martini

01:22:15.409 --> 01:22:17.949
because that's what I was drinking. And then

01:22:17.949 --> 01:22:22.149
I ordered him a whiskey and then you whatever.

01:22:22.390 --> 01:22:24.229
I think I had the bartender just make you something

01:22:24.229 --> 01:22:26.489
or surprise. Yeah. But anyway, that's the matter.

01:22:26.770 --> 01:22:30.420
So like she. was drinking the wine and then she

01:22:30.420 --> 01:22:33.600
came and I immediately ordered her a martini

01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:37.840
and then like that was I was like sitting there

01:22:37.840 --> 01:22:41.760
waiting for her when she got there and then uh

01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:43.899
while we were there she was trying to order something

01:22:43.899 --> 01:22:45.859
else I ended up getting a vodka sprite I think

01:22:45.859 --> 01:22:47.560
because it was there was like some mix up or

01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:49.979
whatever and then you're like you were like well

01:22:49.979 --> 01:22:52.039
maybe you just drink that not another martini

01:22:52.039 --> 01:22:53.880
and then like because you're like the tiki bars

01:22:53.880 --> 01:22:58.500
they have strong drinks Anyway, it was fun, though.

01:22:58.659 --> 01:23:01.800
Had a great time. But yeah, ultimately, ultimately,

01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:04.039
we didn't end up back in our room. And that was

01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:06.520
for the better because our air conditioning still

01:23:06.520 --> 01:23:09.100
didn't fucking work. We got back. It was like

01:23:09.100 --> 01:23:11.560
cooler outside than it was inside. We should

01:23:11.560 --> 01:23:14.020
have actually opened that big old there. There

01:23:14.020 --> 01:23:15.859
was a huge patio. We should have just opened

01:23:15.859 --> 01:23:19.560
that. Slider so if there was any type of sexy

01:23:19.560 --> 01:23:21.180
time that would have happened. No, it would have

01:23:21.180 --> 01:23:23.460
been like there wouldn't have been sauna gross

01:23:23.460 --> 01:23:25.340
No, there wouldn't have been we were all down

01:23:25.340 --> 01:23:27.479
for good We all would have gotten we all would

01:23:27.479 --> 01:23:28.979
have gone back there and it would have been bad

01:23:28.979 --> 01:23:31.239
because it and the reasons that one of my other

01:23:31.239 --> 01:23:32.539
friends like why don't you go to the front desk

01:23:32.539 --> 01:23:34.680
and did it well by the time we got back to our

01:23:34.680 --> 01:23:36.180
room like you and I cuz you and I got back to

01:23:36.180 --> 01:23:37.760
the hotel and then I was like babe, we didn't

01:23:37.760 --> 01:23:43.960
go to the bar that we always go shamrocks the

01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:46.520
Like dive bar we always go to we should go over

01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:48.300
there and have a drink like we have to like that's

01:23:48.300 --> 01:23:50.439
why I booked this I want to do all the things

01:23:50.439 --> 01:23:51.939
that we don't normally like we don't normally

01:23:51.939 --> 01:23:53.199
do when we're out here And that's one of them

01:23:53.199 --> 01:23:55.220
and it's across the street like literally we

01:23:55.220 --> 01:23:56.779
walk across from the hotel. It's right there

01:23:56.779 --> 01:23:58.779
So you're like fine. Let's go over there. So

01:23:58.779 --> 01:24:00.079
we went over there. We had drink We had more

01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:01.899
than one drink We had a good time over there

01:24:01.899 --> 01:24:03.960
like listening to music and everything and then

01:24:03.960 --> 01:24:06.220
so I think by the time we got back to it We ate

01:24:06.220 --> 01:24:08.939
pizza. Yeah, we had pizza. I think by the time

01:24:08.939 --> 01:24:12.880
we got back to our room It was probably like

01:24:12.880 --> 01:24:14.989
2 a .m I'm like, I'm not going to go to the front

01:24:14.989 --> 01:24:17.649
desk at 2 a .m. Be like, I need to switch room.

01:24:17.649 --> 01:24:20.409
I had brought my fan in. Yeah, it was tolerable.

01:24:20.750 --> 01:24:23.350
It was fucking hot. But with the fan blowing

01:24:23.350 --> 01:24:28.529
directly on us, it was tolerable. But I do not

01:24:28.529 --> 01:24:32.109
recommend the Hyatt in Palm Springs in the summer.

01:24:32.250 --> 01:24:34.270
Well, maybe it was just that particular room.

01:24:34.350 --> 01:24:35.729
No, because I was talking to somebody else and

01:24:35.729 --> 01:24:37.729
they said, oh, were you on the sixth floor? Because

01:24:37.729 --> 01:24:39.829
that's terrible. And even when you walked out

01:24:39.829 --> 01:24:43.670
of our room. It's just an oh, it's an older hotel.

01:24:43.670 --> 01:24:47.189
I think it used to be open center. So there's

01:24:47.189 --> 01:24:49.890
no room for that cold air to build up in. Yeah,

01:24:49.970 --> 01:24:53.189
it used to be a embassy suites. That's why all

01:24:53.189 --> 01:24:55.229
the rooms are suites there. It has they have

01:24:55.229 --> 01:24:57.210
it has the exact layout of an embassy suite.

01:24:57.989 --> 01:25:02.899
And now it's a Hyatt which whatever but It's

01:25:02.899 --> 01:25:05.579
just an yeah, they're they needed new air conditioning

01:25:05.579 --> 01:25:07.979
system. It's terrible And like I said, I was

01:25:07.979 --> 01:25:09.579
talking to someone else about it like yeah, it's

01:25:09.579 --> 01:25:10.859
really bad, especially on the sixth floor I'm

01:25:10.859 --> 01:25:12.840
like, well, that's the fuck where we were in

01:25:12.840 --> 01:25:15.020
the corner on the sixth floor and the hottest

01:25:15.020 --> 01:25:18.720
room in hell us from having sexy time Yeah, we

01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:20.619
had sex. There's a video of that. Yeah, you face

01:25:20.619 --> 01:25:25.439
fucked me. I Asked you to yeah you did Yeah,

01:25:25.439 --> 01:25:29.460
there was a whole conversation about that I Asked

01:25:29.460 --> 01:25:31.890
you to face fuck me with your dick Mm -hmm. So

01:25:31.890 --> 01:25:35.250
you did so I did video that might be a tick -tock

01:25:35.250 --> 01:25:37.550
We'll see we have a lot of videos that could

01:25:37.550 --> 01:25:39.409
potentially be there's none of those could be

01:25:39.409 --> 01:25:42.130
tick -tocks. That's the problem Be creative.

01:25:43.770 --> 01:25:46.350
I Don't know how you show a face fucking video

01:25:46.350 --> 01:25:49.289
and be creative and have people know what it

01:25:49.289 --> 01:25:56.689
is So that concludes our Palm Springs trip. Yeah,

01:25:56.689 --> 01:25:58.770
so that was it the next morning We got up and

01:25:58.770 --> 01:26:00.449
got the fuck out of that hotel because it was

01:26:00.449 --> 01:26:06.670
hot as hell. Yeah so Coming up This Saturday,

01:26:07.289 --> 01:26:09.329
like I said, we're going to a Sunshine Girls

01:26:09.329 --> 01:26:13.050
pool party birthday party. I Have a feeling it.

01:26:13.090 --> 01:26:16.630
I'm gonna I'm gonna be feral. I can already feel

01:26:16.630 --> 01:26:24.479
it I can feeling feral so We have a Athena's

01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:26.300
trip that we just came back from this past party

01:26:26.300 --> 01:26:28.520
we have to touch on, not tonight. We're done

01:26:28.520 --> 01:26:33.560
tonight. And then we have Big Bearapalooza, which

01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:36.220
we crossed off a couple of firsts on that one.

01:26:38.220 --> 01:26:40.920
So we have a lot to talk about and we have a

01:26:40.920 --> 01:26:44.140
show coming up where we're gonna focus on female

01:26:44.140 --> 01:26:47.939
health and men's health and products that we

01:26:47.939 --> 01:26:51.050
use and just some... We're going to get serious

01:26:51.050 --> 01:26:54.170
on an episode. We've got some good tips and tricks

01:26:54.170 --> 01:26:56.010
that you may or may not know. And you have a

01:26:56.010 --> 01:26:59.510
show? Your band is playing? Yeah, September 19th.

01:26:59.510 --> 01:27:03.810
It's a Friday night. Say Less community is also

01:27:03.810 --> 01:27:06.710
going to combine forces with us and put their

01:27:06.710 --> 01:27:08.449
meet and greet on that same night at the same

01:27:08.449 --> 01:27:12.050
place. So you can check it out if you go to,

01:27:12.090 --> 01:27:15.699
if you're on Cassidy. Search up the sweet side

01:27:15.699 --> 01:27:18.100
of life community and also the say less community

01:27:18.100 --> 01:27:21.399
and become friends and partners with all of that

01:27:21.399 --> 01:27:24.920
and you can get all the tea But basically it's

01:27:24.920 --> 01:27:28.020
at the vibe in Temecula and the Blues Club formally

01:27:28.020 --> 01:27:30.960
known as the Blues Club And if you want to get

01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:33.300
there if you're coming from a minute, I would

01:27:33.300 --> 01:27:37.279
get there early. Yes I can't guarantee you'll

01:27:37.279 --> 01:27:39.739
sell it out. But here's the thing about situation

01:27:39.739 --> 01:27:41.899
the last two times. Here's the thing about Friday

01:27:42.119 --> 01:27:45.239
There's no band before us. I think doors are

01:27:45.239 --> 01:27:49.640
at seven. Don't like straight doors So that's

01:27:49.640 --> 01:27:51.340
the good thing is last time we played on a Saturday.

01:27:51.340 --> 01:27:54.159
So there was seats already taken Yeah, and there

01:27:54.159 --> 01:27:56.579
was already capacity, you know or not capacity.

01:27:56.600 --> 01:27:59.000
There was already occupancy in there Yeah, so

01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:02.220
this is gonna be fresh So I'm thinking there's

01:28:02.220 --> 01:28:04.119
needs to be a line of people at the door at seven

01:28:04.119 --> 01:28:07.079
to get seated So I'll release more details as

01:28:07.079 --> 01:28:10.119
we get a little bit closer But yeah, save the

01:28:10.119 --> 01:28:13.210
date Friday September 19th You can text us on

01:28:13.210 --> 01:28:15.430
our it won't be a full takeover, but it'll be

01:28:15.430 --> 01:28:18.109
like basically a full takeover exactly. That's

01:28:18.109 --> 01:28:21.710
that's the hope so um We have some other parties

01:28:21.710 --> 01:28:24.210
coming up. We're going to we're doing the plush

01:28:24.210 --> 01:28:27.250
new year's eve again Down there in la jolla.

01:28:27.689 --> 01:28:29.630
We already got tickets. We got hotels. We're

01:28:29.630 --> 01:28:31.289
going down there for three nights We're going

01:28:31.289 --> 01:28:37.569
to be looking for trouble Um, we'll find it There's

01:28:37.569 --> 01:28:39.189
a lot going on. I'm just really tired right now.

01:28:39.189 --> 01:28:42.270
So I think we're gonna call this one. Yeah But

01:28:42.270 --> 01:28:46.510
stay tuned We'll be back possibly as soon as

01:28:46.510 --> 01:28:49.590
next week. We'll see. Yeah, hopefully not a month

01:28:49.590 --> 01:28:51.649
No, definitely not in a month. We got to keep

01:28:51.649 --> 01:28:56.329
catching up We just had a long last month. We

01:28:56.329 --> 01:28:59.029
had a couple things happen. So we're back back

01:28:59.029 --> 01:29:02.710
on the bus ready to go Bada bing bada boom bada

01:29:02.710 --> 01:29:05.960
bing bada boom We just hit our hour and a half

01:29:05.960 --> 01:29:09.479
mark, so... Sweet. Take it away. When enjoying

01:29:09.479 --> 01:29:11.479
the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples

01:29:11.479 --> 01:29:15.279
upside down. Believe in unicorns and keep shaking

01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:18.359
it up. You remembered it. I did. Love you, babe.

01:29:18.380 --> 01:29:20.020
You threw me off because you're looking at me

01:29:20.020 --> 01:29:24.239
weird. Like I was fucking it up. Whatever. Love

01:29:24.239 --> 01:29:31.250
you, babe. Love you. If you would like to get

01:29:31.250 --> 01:29:35.449
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01:29:35.449 --> 01:29:39.069
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