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are sitting here. You sound like you're gonna
tell a story. I am. Can you please put your phone
down? Yes. As soon as I confirm something. What
are you confirming? Okay, I'm done. What are
you confirming? I was looking at prime deals.
For what? It doesn't matter. It matters now.
You've brought us all into your little text messages.
I saw a thing that the built puff bars were on.
I regret asking. Exactly. Anyways, guys, it is
Thursday night. We were supposed to record this
Monday night. No. Yeah. That was just like an
idea. No, I, I wanted to get this out in time
for people to hear it because so Monday night.
We record on Thursday. No Monday night. I wanted
to do this. You weren't in the mood. You were
trying to do early Tuesday night. I was not in
a mood. I was not in the mood on Tuesday. Last
night I was tired. So wait whose fault actually
is this it's mostly yours two nights out of the
four You weren't you weren't into it last night
either. I was fine lies So we defaulted to tonight
and you know in all reality I could have skipped
tonight and Lived with my decision Because we
got a big weekend coming up. We do but you know
the reason The the thing that really drew me
into the studio tonight what? was the fact that
Mr. And mrs. Feel -good No, it's dr. Feel -good.
Mr. And mrs. Dr. Feel -good Are going to EDR
this weekend to celebrate his birthday He texted
us and she said that we are looking forward to
hearing our hearing your podcast Friday morning
as we're driving to Palm Springs So I didn't
want to let her down plus it's his birthday.
It's his birthday birthday It's the least we
can do it is so That's kind of one of the main
reasons I want to get this podcast out is because
I wanted to give them something to listen to
and that and also for those that Didn't hear
it the first 27 times we have announced it on
this podcast. We are going to EDR this weekend
July 11th through the 13th Friday through Sunday
we are gonna be at EDR in Palm Springs and I
know we already have a few listeners that are
we're gonna meet for the first time and then
There's another couple that we've met at the
whispers And he ghosted us Did he? Yes. He claims
in a message to me recently that he did not ghost
us. But he did. Because he had said that they
were going to try to come out to EDR this weekend,
but they weren't sure yet. And this was multiple
weeks back. And then earlier, I think it was
the end of last week, I messaged. I'm like, hey,
are you guys coming? Crickets. Well, in reality,
he ghosted you. That's what I'm saying. No, you
said us. And I had no knowledge or any part in
any of this, so I was not ghosted. So crickets.
And then I was like, oh, apparently I'm not cool
enough. And then he actually texted back. I think
it was yesterday. Hey, sorry, I didn't ghost
you. Ghost is more than a few days. You're like
the needy girlfriend. That was like four to five
days I was left on bread. I don't appreciate
that. It's taking customer service longer to
get back to me. You need to chill, friend. So
if you do come, you're going to get ignored the
entire time. Bullshit. No. I'm just playing.
So yeah, he actually wrote back. They're still
trying to figure it out. They're not sure. It
sounded like they're leaning towards no logistically
with everything he was saying. It just didn't
sound like it was going to work out. It's going
to be a lot of good fun. But yeah, so we're going
to be going to EDR. And originally we had planned
this weekend for a couple of months now. Like
we were shooting for this weekend to go to EDR,
but we did have Dr. Feelgood's birthday and they
were gonna be originally doing at another resort
also in Palm Springs called Secret Springs and
We were gonna Like try to figure out. All right.
Well, yeah doing EDR, but maybe we do a day pass
But they ended up moving their whole party to
EDR Makes everything easier for so much easier.
So thank you I know they did it because of us.
Thank you for making our life easier. Yeah, of
course So yeah, it has nothing to do with the
fact that ADR has Yeah, so Ultimately, it's gonna
be a great weekend We have a lot of a lot of
friends going out there with us a lot of listeners
are meeting us out there So it's made a great
time and sweet and sour is gonna join us Which
y 'all know who Sweet and Sour is now. I know.
I know. Sunshine Girl is going to be out there.
Sunshine Girl is coming out. We just did her
pool party this past Saturday. The LBC couple
is going to be there. LBC couple. LBC couple.
Who's that? The LBC couple is the guy I said
looks like Sweet and Sour. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's LBC couple. Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know
we don't know if I was calling him that before,
but it works. That was the first multiple reasons.
Yeah, I've never heard that. I like it though.
I'll roll with that. Coming out. R and V, the
sheet metal, previously the sheet metal couple,
steel workers, steel workers, which Yes, they
might be coming out on saturday r and v or v
and r. Yeah, we're going so the steelworkers
are now changing to r and v couple v and r v
and r vr the vr couple there you go i'll go vr
um they said we could use their names but for
uh purposes of this podcast we will be not using
their names entirely they are iykyk iykyk i have
a funny thought but anyways Um, so yeah, we're
going to be doing that tomorrow. So we almost
didn't shoot this or record this podcast because
we're both working half days tomorrow and then
we're making our way to EDR. So kind of got to
get a good night's sleep. Wake up bright eyed
bushy tail. Party time. Our suitcases are packed.
Our coolers are packed. Our sex toys are charged.
Our coconut oil is greased up. We are ready to
go. So if you guys are going to see us there,
it's going to be a good time. We didn't choose.
Oh, shit. We didn't even go into that. Yeah.
So I will say something, babe. Yeah. You can
continue to tell people that you cut me off last.
I cut you off last week. I wasn't even gonna
say that. Oh, okay, what? Yeah, so last week
you got to talk about your drink and then you
just squashed my drink, but that's fine. I think
we just both moved on. We moved on fairly quickly.
But here's what I'm gonna say is our drink choices,
we've gotten really lazy. Speak for yourself,
sir. We've gotten really lazy. I... infused tequila
into strawberries a few weeks ago. I had hot
honey drinks, which is definitely on trend. Yeah.
All right. So I've gotten lazy. Yeah. Because
tonight I'm drinking Vodka 7 or Vodka Sprite.
Just because, like I said, it was quick and easy.
I couldn't do the show sober. And yeah. So what
are you drinking? No, you gotta tell you oh i'm
drinking a bellini. Bellini. So I It's vodka.
I put vodka in my bellini Okay, and then prosecco
and then peach juice peach juice that was Chilling
in the fridge. Yeah, because I use peach. You
are braver than I or my other My drink last time
had peach juice in it. Cheers. Cheers I don't
let things go to waste which is why you ate pizza
today for lunch or for dinner. I love it. All
right. So tonight's going to be a a recap of
I think pool party recap, huh? Pool party. We
have butt's birthday. We have two pool parties
and butt's birthday, which have been. No. What
other pool party? We have butt's birthday. We
have oh the night out with Yes, the after party
after butt's birthday. We have the night out
with um vnr And then a pool party So even more
than I originally thought I had two pool parties
in my head. I don't know where the other pool
party. All right, so let's Let's go all the way
back to butt's and then we need an update on
whether the It was ivan, right? Yes, whether
they came or not. Okay Well, spoiler alert, they
did not. I know. But I have spoken to Sir Ivan.
Sir Ivan? Sir Ivan. He's fancy. Sir Ivan. He
made, I think he made a little bit of progress.
Okay. So they didn't come to butt's party. They
did not. Sir Ivan. Now he did say one of the
messages. He goes, um, yeah, you can use my name.
I want to get famous. So well now he's royalty.
You are sir. Um, so yeah, so we'll, we'll touch
out. We'll touch sir. Ivan here in just a minute.
Whoa, calm down consent for that. Um, So let's,
yeah, Butt's birthday. It feels like that was
a long time ago. It was. It's two weeks. Yeah.
Yeah, but it was fun. All right. That's about
it. No, I mean, there really wasn't a whole lot
at her birthday. Like, it was very, it was a
ton of people. A lot of people came out. A bunch
of people showed up. She looked gorgeous. She
did. She was stunning. We decorated the wine
and beer garden a little bit, had a ton of people,
everyone who had beads, that's who was part of
our party. Yeah, we were giving out beads so
everybody could kind of see who was with our
group. Yeah, people like that. So I think we
talked about whenever you do a show and you promote
it through the LS, that we'll probably do something
similar, because a wristband is hard to see.
And most venues have some type of wristband set
up. Yeah, so it's like, well, is that wristband
for this or for that? The beads, they work. Yes.
So, and they're fun. So there was, I mean, there
was a ton of people, there was really fun, a
lot of dancing. The band brought her up on, not
the stage, but in front of the stage and sang
Happy Birthday to her. Yeah, the band got her
up a couple times for all of us to sing. I think
she got Happy Birthday sung to her three different
times that night, once at dinner. Yeah, several
of us went to dinner together. Twice at the venue
because the band, the band did it. Earlier than
I wanted them to yeah. Um, they did it when no
one was ready Yeah, so it kind of snuck up on
all of us. So then we did it again with the actual
birthday cake Yeah, so yeah, so he's singing
into her for her birthday cake. The cake was
good I'm pretty sure There was one guy that was
kind of kept circling the back around to eat
more cake he would take some cake and he kind
of circle around the venue and then like kind
of come back and He'd like maybe like change
he could have taken it with him because I think
there was still cake left when we left He did
enjoy the cake though. Yeah, that's good. Well
cake What is another word for but is cake? Mm
-hmm. There's plenty of cake to go around So
Coming up into this night, I was kind of teasing
the idea of having an after party. I wasn't making
a big thing about it. It was more like whoever
was kind of hanging out with us at the end of
the night, I was just feeling the vibes, see
who would, you know, whatever. So we ended up
having what? There was 10 of us here. Well, including
us though, so eight other people, four couples.
Yes. We brought back, let's see. Sweet and Sour.
Sweet and Sour. LBC Couple. LBC Couple. Palm
Springs Couple. Palm Springs Couple. And then
Beard and Butts Latin Lovers. Latin Lovers? Yeah,
I'm gonna call them, because Carlos is your Latin
Lover, so we'll just call them Beard and Butts
Latin Lovers. That's a long name. I know, but
I mean. We'll think of something better. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know how frequently we're gonna
see them. They're they're not they're not super
local. So yeah, I don't know if we're gonna run
into him that often Yeah, but and then if you
notice the list did not include Bearden, but
sadly But was feeling under the weather towards
the end of the night. So they left before After
party started. Yes, so we continued her birthday
after She left I think what time did we left
probably? Beer and wine around 1 a .m. No, I
think it was like 12 Yeah, anyway, so we all
came back here. We had some drinks. We have a
big bar. So everybody had cocktails shots and
then We got into our six -person jacuzzi all
ten of us which Basically, we had just a constant
overflow of water. It was like an infinity jacuzzi
all night long while all of our bodies were in
it because the water just kept flowing out of
it. The next day the water line was like 14 to
16 inches down from the top. Yeah, it was basically
all of the water was gone. So I had to turn it
off just so it wouldn't cycle and burn up the
motors and I ended up draining it and just starting
over with it. So we were all in there. There
was a lot of, there was a lot of making out,
a lot of touching. Well, the first thing we did
was pretty much everybody kind of got naked -ish
in the house. Oh yeah, everybody was naked in
the house. I have a rule that if you come over
to my house and it's an LS visit, the first thing
is women's tops have to come off. We want to
make everybody comfortable. And and all the girls
tried on my dress. Oh, they did. Yeah, it was
the traveling black dress. It was like one person
has to try it on and someone else has to try
it on and then someone else. It was like by the
time every I think everybody had tried my dress.
I was wearing. But yeah, so we all got naked,
got in the jacuzzi. Yes. Um, the jacuzzi was
fun. The jacuzzi was fun. I mean, literally it's
a six person jacuzzi and there was 10 of us in
it. And you know, like a six person jacuzzi is
not really made for six people. It's really made
for like four to five. It's like a 10 person
limo sits six people. Right. Comfortably. So
yeah, it was literally like laps. It was laps
on laps on laps. So there was a lot of touching,
kissing. I think the first thing you did was
is everybody giving consent? I don't even know
who I'm touching right now. Exactly. Well, the
first. first thing is I was like, all right,
everybody jacuzzi and me and Mrs. Palm Springs
couple, we're like, all right, let's go. So we
went out and we got into the jacuzzi and we're
close and you know, she's touching me, I'm touching
her and we're like talking and we're kind of
like, is anybody else coming? And we were all
inside like doing shots and drinking and hanging
out. And then I see Mr. Palm Springs like come
out and he sticks his head out and he kind of
like scans the backyard really quick and then
goes back in. And we're like, okay, I guess they're
not coming. And we're kind of at the point where
we're like. do we get out and go back in and
be like, hey guys, what's going on? And then
we're sitting there, more time goes by, and she's
da da da. No one can see your hand. Da da da.
He was doing the jerking off motion. She was
da da da. And then he pokes his head out again,
and he's looking confused. And I was like, hey,
what's up? And he looks at me and scans. come
to find out, well, his eyes aren't the greatest.
So the first time around, he was drunk. He completely,
well, he's drunk and his eyes aren't the greatest.
First time around, he was looking for her. Yeah.
And we're just like, and then the second time
I was like, Hey, what's going on? And he's like,
Oh shit, you guys are in the jacuzzi. Yeah. For
15 minutes. Like where is everybody? And then
I started music outside on the jacuzzi speaker,
which ended up Stop in the music inside because
it was conflicting. Yeah, so I was like So then
we were like, oh man the music stopped and then
mr. LBC He was like he was like, oh, don't worry.
I got my phone So he's playing his like music
through his phone Which sounded like shit obviously
cuz it was through a phone and then I was like,
wait a second There might be a reason why the
music went off inside. I'm like they're outside
in the jacuzzi This might be like telling us
like hey guys go out to the jacuzzi like the
party's here the party's supposed to be in the
jacuzzi so and then that's when we all got in
the jacuzzi and I think Yeah, like I said, there
was a lot of making out Somebody fingered my
butthole I the bearded butts Latin lover her
she sucked you off She went Me up on you. Um,
yeah, she kind of jumped out of nowhere I was
like kind of sitting on the edge of jacuzzi.
Yeah, and then she like I don't know how she
flowed so quickly through the jacuzzi Yeah, she
was like and then latched on and I was like,
oh and Between her and mrs. Palm Springs, they
were kind of going down on each other is kind
of what I remember And then there was a lot of
good stuff that happened. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't
even like I couldn't even say what all happened
because obviously I was participating in some
stuff. So I wasn't seeing what was going on everywhere.
Yeah. And then it was just like, like I said,
it was like every like I didn't know who I was
touching. It was fun. Yeah. And then we got got
out at that point. We got out. We're in there
for. Think I got out first I had to pee and I
was like, okay, I'm gonna get out and then slowly
pee I think people kind of trickled out at that
point and then we ran out of water Yeah, and
yeah once we all got out and then it was like
well, there's no water now in the jacuzzi And
at that point two couples left. Yeah, so the
Palm Springs couple they left but first Beard
and butts Latin lovers left, but by this time
it was probably like 233 a .m. Somewhere in that
area. Yeah, so it was just sweet and sour left
and the LBC couple and us so then we're like,
okay, well, let's go get in the shower so then
we got in the shower upstairs and All the girls
sat on the oral bench I was like, let's see how
many people we can get on the oral bench the
three of the girls we sat on the oral bench and
then I did my Signature dick sucking rotation
So we all suck somebody's dick and then Rotated
and then suck somebody else's dick and then the
boys rotated again and suck somebody else's dick
It was a good time. Yeah So we've had six people
in our shower and I still say we can comfortably
fit ten Maybe we could definitely fit. Yeah,
I mean six just over six makes me nervous with
all the glass Yeah. And drunk people. Yeah. And
slick showers. Yeah. At least like with the six,
it was like and it's like people kind of in the
middle, although you do get a like a lot of like
heat and moisture in the air. So you're not really
cold, but like the people in the middle don't
get any water. I don't think we have to worry
about anybody getting cold in that shower. No,
like I said, there's heat, body heat. It could
be the middle of winter. It could be snowing
outside. From the shower, but I'm just, I'm not
saying cold, but you know, people like to be
in the water and like when you're in the middle,
you're not in the water. We have two shower heads.
I know. That's what I'm saying. Two couples were
good. One couple was in the middle. You're overthinking
this entire thing. No. Yes. So I'm still searching.
We're going to get it up to 10. Next after party.
But then after after that after party or after
the after party shower it kind of everybody I
mean by that time I think it was Mrs. Wheaton's
hour reminded me that I had a gym class that
I had signed up for I completely forgot about
at 10 a .m. Yeah, and by that time it was like
430 in the morning. Yeah, so I think we were
all kind of like Exhausted. I mean we had a long
night a long night drink. They could have they
could have went I Was down to keep going. Yeah,
you were I'm Yeah, I'm always the one at the
end saying where's everybody going? Yeah Let's
go but yeah, we had to We had we had things you
had jim. I we had things we had things to do
the next day I mean i'm sure everybody had things
to do the next day. Yeah, so we kind of wrapped
that up and then um And then you and I went back
upstairs and fucked Each other. Yeah after everybody
left and then I opened our like we have a barn
door in our bedroom that goes into our bathroom
so Our curtains in our bedroom like block everything
out the Sun and everything and then but there's
windows in our shower, which Create light so
I when we were done Fucking I went to go to the
bathroom and I opened the slider and I'm like,
oh my god, it's fucking Daylight out right now.
It's like five. It was like 530 in the morning.
I'm like it is daylight right now I You did come.
Good for you. I'm like, this is insane. So, yeah,
it was a fun night, but it was a very long night.
And no, I did not make my gym at 1030 or whatever
time it was. I got up to go to the gym and then
I was like, if I do this. I felt you get up,
then I felt the bed shake. I got up and then
I was like, if I do this now, I'm not going to
be OK for the activities we had later in the
day. And I was like, if I skip the gym, then
I can sleep for another couple of hours and then
be much more lively later. And that was kind
of like the goal. So I just skipped the gym,
which sadly they charged me twelve dollars, but
it's fine. Such a shame. Yeah. But anyway, so
then basically that was Friday. Like that's so
wild. It was Friday until Saturday morning, basically.
Saturday, we. Went to bed so early. We were exhausted.
We had a day of like activities and then we were
both exhausted But then by sunday, we were feeling
a bit better So then we went to we went out to
dinner you and I and then we're like a little
it was a little impromptu Yeah, yeah date night.
So we went to dinner and then we went to um To
pub and grub, which does karaoke. That's the
place we do our most of our Sunday fun days that
we always start at pub and grub. So it was a
I mean, it's a Sunday. So there wasn't a ton
going on in Old Town. So we're like, oh, let's
go to pub and grab. We'll watch some karaoke.
So we did. And then we saw that V and R put out
a rendezvous on Cassidy and Cassidy that they
were out at a bar not too far from where we were
looking for. Like fun. Yeah. Come out. Yeah.
What's everybody doing? So then you so then you
told me that and I was like, OK, well, let's
text them and tell them to come here. So we did.
And then eventually they did come there. So we
drink some more and then we're like, OK, well,
now it's the bars are closing like we got to
go. So they're like. OK, we'll drive you back
to your house. And then they disappeared. And
then I text them like, I thought you guys were
driving us. By that time, you called an Uber.
Then the Uber was almost there. Then they like
roll up and they're like, hey, guys, you guys
still need a ride. And I'm like, yeah, give us
a ride and like cancel the Uber. So I canceled
Uber as I'm like, I know. It's OK. Like I said,
he got his fee. He got his fee. And I'm sure
he picked up another person. The bars were all
closing down there. Yeah. So then we go back
to our house. We have. Some drinks. I think that's
the first time they were inside our house. I
think they've dropped us off before they've never
been inside That was the first time they had
been inside our house and we've been to multiple
parties at their house Yeah, um, they throw a
lot of pool parties there. They're the Super
Bowl parties. We always go to So we had so I
think we had maybe we had another drink or we
least talked about it And then maybe we decide
it wasn't a good idea and then we're like, well
Let's get in the shower. You were like we would
love to take you to our jacuzzi. However, it
has currently no water in it from two nights
ago so Let's get in the shower so we went upstairs
got in the shower and then And then we went to
the bed This time it finished over to the bed.
So yeah, the thing about V &R is we've known
them for many years. Yeah And basically we started
yeah And we've we've played with them. To like,
well, you've you fucked him before. Yeah, I've
played with her on a couple of occasions, but
never like. Fully closed a deal for not out of
lack of want, but just the situation just didn't.
Facilitate whatever the reason was like. Excuse
me, whatever it was. So tonight I was like, all
right. Not tonight, but that night. That night,
yes. That night I was like, all right, tonight's
the night. It's go time. Let's go. So yeah, we
took the shower. I think we took like three showers
that night. I know, it was like in and out of
the bedroom and then the shower and the bedroom
and the shower. So yeah, we took our first shower
and then we went into the bed and it was a go
time. Yeah, you guys were doing all the positions.
Yeah, so you were it was it was uh, it was built
up over many years and I knew um that She has
a big mouth I'm trying to think of a nice way
to say it. Well that it wasn't it love her to
death, but you know I knew she tells people I
knew she was gonna tell people I knew whatever
happened that night would Go out. Yeah, people
are mad. Yeah And well, that's because she Josh's
her husband all the time So she gives him shit
when ever something happens. So you knew that
I would get ribbed. Yeah, just like and it's
it's She's the similar to me. Like I give a shit
to people so yeah, I can take it So I'm like,
okay, I get it and you know, she's a Raider fan.
So well, so I'm a charger fan So I mean that,
yeah, so there's some tension there. So I knew
there would be some problems if I didn't put
the dick down. So I went in there, kind of I
was like, all right, let's go. And we had a great
time. Yeah, you did. It was fun to watch. V &R
said it was a couple hours. So it could have
been. Feel like it was but you said it what I
don't feel like it was a couple hours Maybe it
was I mean the time frame lines up by the time
they left by the time we got there It was like
three and there was a lot there was some showers
involved like back. Yeah, like we would stuff
like that So yeah, I'm not gonna go into all
the details uh you did a doggy you did her front
ways you did her sideways at some point we put
her up on our swing that's hanging from our ceiling
no there was no swing we have a swing we do um
but it wasn't installed it was not in it was
not ready for uh Takeoff. Well, this was a complete
like that's what we always say we like like about
yes The lifestyle is that and and we are again
are not the type of people who are like, oh Let's
go plan and do this and we're gonna go fuck these
people at six o 'clock p .m And do xy we have
some friends of ours that hate that about us.
Yeah, is that we don't plan our play sessions
Yeah, we plan everything we plan to have we go
out with the plan to have a good time a good
time to us could means anything and everything
it could just mean great conversations boom for
sure it could be anal at the end of the night
you didn't do anal i know but for sure that sunday
night we went out to a to we had a steak dinner,
like we went out to a nice restaurant. Yeah,
I had zero intention. We had no intention of
even meeting up with anybody necessarily. Like
we just went out for dinner. We had some cocktails.
I didn't put out a rendezvous. I was like, we're
just going to go out. Yeah. Whatever happens
happens. Yeah. And so then it was like, OK. And
then it was like a long shot. I think when you
saw the rendezvous and I was like, oh, well,
let's just invite them here. They're out and
they're looking for something to do. Come hang
out with us. Not I don't actually think they
even. responded. Yeah, we're on our way. No,
they didn't. They just showed up. It was just
like, oh, hey. Yeah, because I was like, I think
you sent a picture of you feeding me a cherry
or something or a video. Yeah. And then all of
a sudden they're there. But yeah, so it was like.
So definitely not planned, not planned to even
meet up with anybody, not planned to take anybody
home. Like the plans were not there. And so that's
like kind of what it's like. Oh, the night started
one way and then it just led to something else.
And here you are fucking V in our bed. X, Y,
Z ways. So it was great fun. Looking forward
to next time. Which could be in two to three
years. Who knows? Actually, they might be coming
out to EDR this weekend. They're undetermined,
but they might swing by. So yeah, you never know.
I think his girlfriend wants to see it or something.
She's never been there. I feel like that's what
they said. Sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. So so towards
the end of the evening after I was flipping around
a bunch and She she was up on me. She was she
was riding me, but she wasn't riding no penetration.
There's no penetration in She was just like riding
me just like, you know rubbing her clitoral area
on my stomach and stuff So I'm like, I'm like
I was like, how do you come and she's like she's
like like this. Shut the fuck up She didn't say
shut the fuck up But she had that look in her
eyes. Her face said, shut the fuck up. She's
like, like this. Like this until you ruined it.
So she was like riding me like that. And then
you were riding him like that. Yeah. And what
was going on over on your side? Well, we didn't
fuck. We did a lot of oral. And then when I was
rubbing him like that, he came. Yes. On my thigh.
And yeah. It was a good time. And I said I wasn't
going to talk about it if he didn't want me to,
but you said, I mean, I'm sure it felt really
good. And then he said, fuck it, we ain't got
no secrets. I think is what he told me in the
pool. Here's the thing is, if you come, clearly
it was successful. Right. I mean, that's my goal.
Right. It's for everybody to come. It's yeah,
it is what it is. Like, clearly there was a good
time had. So. um yeah after we were there for
a couple hours at least and then they left and
then you and i finished yeah and i think that
was another like four o 'clock in the morning
i know what is wrong with us on a sunday on a
school night we had to work the next day that
was a rough day yeah um totally worth it But
it was a rough day nonetheless. For sure. So
VR next time, let's make it like a Saturday or
a Friday night. Right? Enough of this Sunday
shit. Well, that was on us. That was totally,
but that was a great time. It was fun. And then,
let's see, what else? Oh, Sunshine Girl's pool
party. Yeah, so then this past weekend, we had...
We're busy. After the fourth... You know what
I realized? There's a lot of couples that just
do like... One week in the month or one weekend
every quarter or some people just do it like
on their one -year vacation They'll go and they'll
freak out for that one week. It's like yeah That's
like what you told sweet and sour you told them
you're like, hey guys, like we're gonna invite
you guys to a lot of things Please don't feel
obligated to come to everything We invite you
to like no hard feelings. I just throw the invite
I just throw the invite out there cuz I just
want hey if anybody like whoever wants to come
like we enjoy hanging out with you come but like
Don't feel pressured because we know we do a
lot. Yeah, and and they're new Yeah, so it's
like yeah, it might get overwhelming right or
it might just break you in like fast. Yeah. Oh
I didn't oh We didn't talk about at the after
party. I went down on her Oh, yeah, and the end
of the night towards the end of the night, right?
No, it was kind of before we went into the jacuzzi,
right? I don't know the timeline isn't there.
I think it was after you had her on our couch
that rocks I threw her cuz like she she sat down
and I grabbed her legs and I kind of pushed him
back and She wasn't ready for that. So she's
like, whoa So, um, yeah, that was a good time.
Yeah. All right. Anyways, uh Pull party sunshine
girls will party. Yeah, so that was on July 5th.
So after the fourth of July, obviously, yes Sunshine
girl had a pool party which was Chill, but there
was a decent amount of people there. Yeah. Yeah.
She, she kind of, when she, uh, scheduled issues,
like, it's just going to be small, chill, not
going to advertise it that much. Just, you know,
tell your friends. And, uh, we told sweet and
sour and they came, they came. Beard and butt
came for a little bit. Um, uh, let's see. B and
R were there. B and R were there. There's another
couple we don't have. Do we have a nickname for
them yet? Mm -hmm, but there had a lot of stuff
with sunshine girl. They were there. We'll have
to create a name for them. Yeah. Who else was
there? I don't want to forget somebody and make
them feel bad. Oh. But my brain is fried. We
don't have a nickname for them yet. We'll call
them the sweetie couple. The sweetie couple.
Sweetie couple. I'll tell you where that came
from. Okay. You'll remember. I don't even know
who you're talking about. Exactly. The sweetie
couple. Okay. So. Oh, is the sweetie couple the
one with the cowboy hat? Yes. Okay. And she was
the one sitting on my lap. Yes. I know who you're
talking about now. At least I know who you're
talking about now. I was trying to like. I don't
know why we're calling them the sweetie couple,
but yeah, I got it. Yeah. They're all. They were
actually. She'll know. They're like the first.
Couple I think that has propositioned you Without
me. Oh Yeah, huh. I think that was a miscommunication.
Oh Yeah, cuz I'm not sure you said you think
their dynamic is a little bit more hot wifey
So it would make sense. I would imagine yet.
Well, they're actually listeners so they can
probably clear this up a little bit Hey guys
Because he had said something later to me. I
can't remember because I wasn't sober. He said
something to me in the living room and I can't
remember exactly what it was. I feel like it
was a let's clear this up conversation. All I
remember is I think the key was she wanted you
to go down on her from behind. Because that's
something I like to do and I mentioned on the
podcast. So he was like why don't we go do that
over there and I was like and you're like sitting
right across from me I'm like well that's not
really typically. Here's the thing is Is if if
if we weren't if I wasn't sitting right in front
of you and we were all together As a group like
if if we were walking around the living room
and doing all that and that was proposition to
me In a second. Yeah, I would have been turned
over the couch Yeah, my thing and then but the
fact that like we were all together Yeah, and
you would have had to like leave left. I would
have left you to go do exactly. It just felt
weird to you Yeah, yeah, I get that like if we
were just walking around and you were in jacuzzi
and I was in the kitchen and then sure I've done
that but at that time it was just like We're
a group currently and then yeah, it just it was
just me leaving Would have been just a little
weird but yeah, um, ask me again when we're all
walking around free Because i've definitely i'm
100 down i'm down the clown. Um, so yeah, uh
You guys know who you're at who you are But anyways,
so uh, yeah, um, there's there's a few other
people there I can't I can't remember everybody
right at the moment. But yeah, we got to get
a nickname for the couple. Um I don't think they
listen so we don't Yeah, I don't know and then
there's Yeah Anyway, there was I'm thinking of
now everybody but yeah again, we don't talk about
all of them So it's hard to like on the regular
so I don't want to just on the fly start just
get thinking of names or people or blowing up
people's spots, but It was a good crowd. It's
fun It was chill small but still enough people
to kind of keep it sexy and exciting. So yeah,
so we did a lot of it was the pool that day pool
and then we went over to the jacuzzi we're all
in the jacuzzi we had a shit and there's does
yeah there's actually does flow into their pool
so it really is an infinity there that situation
cycles itself unlike ours it just loses all of
its water and then uh let me see we from the
jacuzzi then at that point Sunshine girl she
always puts on a show So I was asking her I was
like, hey, you know, let me know when you're
ready to put on a show and we'll get out of the
crowd and get in there and She said yeah, let's
go so we ended up crawling the crowd and I'm
speaking slow cuz I'm trying to remember all
the details Yeah, well everyone went upstairs
and she was by that point. Everybody was naked
like I was naked you were naked Yeah, well that
was we all got naked way earlier. I got naked
earlier than I normally do I got naked in daylight
because everybody was trying to get you naked
Everybody was and it you know, it worked out
because as soon as I got naked I got some yeah,
you got a blowjob sunshine girl sunshine girl
Has a very similar oral method to you. Mm -hmm.
She she goes for the balls That's one of my favorite
things when you like lift a dick up and you move
it out of the way and you like get in there So
props to you She's gonna be there this weekend
So, yeah, so so that happened we went upstairs
in a stripper room and she put on a show There
are some other girls there who weren't there
earlier, so I kind of showed up just to dance.
Yeah, it's kind of weird Yeah, I have to get
the story the backstory on that because They
literally like came out of like thin air like
oh, we're here to dance I think they were hiding
in her closet until they were it was dancing
time. I hope she gave him like water So anyways,
uh, so I sat was that a bean? No, no, she has
like the round like round chairs. Okay Yeah,
so you were sitting back and I kind of lean back.
It's like a deep It's like a deep round couch
chair type of thing. So multiple people, there's
at least three of us on it. Yeah. Yeah. And there's
two chairs. That was a sexy time because you
were right behind me. I had a girl's leg next
to me. I was rubbing and then she did a dance
and she came over. She gave me more head. I'm
like, my life does not suck. My life definitely
does not suck. So that was a great time. Sunshine
Girl does, but your life doesn't. Her life doesn't
suck. uh that mouth do what it do let me see
and then after that we went home shortly after
that and we came home yeah we had to be home
a little bit earlier we couldn't party till but
i mean the intention i don't think i think they
were all kind of like sunshine girl and um her
husband were all like kind of wanting to wind
down i mean we had all been there the party started
at two yeah And by that time, I think it was
nine or 10. It was like about 10 o 'clock. Yeah,
we got home around 11. Yeah. So I think the intention
was not for the party to be till, you know, two
to two. And then we got home and you broke a
bottle of vodka on our floor. Not not just a
bottle, a handle, a handle. I have a cooler that
it's got like the it. Comes up from the side,
you know like the handle the whole top, you know
peels off to the side and then it snaps when
it's in the up position Well, apparently I had
something in the cooler that stopped it from
snapping So when I walked it into the kitchen
and I set it down on the counter It wasn't snapped.
So like the the bottom of the cooler was at an
angle and then it opened up and It dropped an
entire handle right onto my like my feet and
then just shattered Glass everywhere. And you
know, it's 11 something at night. We're drunk.
Last thing I want to deal with is this shit.
Clean up glass. So we're cleaning up glass. I
cut my finger. I'm like, this is stupid. You
wasted all that vodka. Yeah, that was a lot of
vodka wasted. Yeah. But, you know. Sad. It's
going to be okay. RIP. Rest in peace. Smirnoff.
It wasn't. It was Kirkland. So that I think we
again went upstairs and I think I let you jerk
me off for a little bit, you know There's video
of that. Let me should I should I upload that
to tik -tok? I don't think they're gonna allow
you do a tik -tok video today. I did not you
fail You know, the thing is is I was thinking
earlier today is you didn't send me any of the
pictures from this that weekend So I didn't have
it. I didn't have pictures of us at dinner and
have pictures of us I think there's karaoke pictures.
I didn't have So you're going to turn this around
and blame me? Yeah. Bullshit. You got to send
me the pics. All right. So, um, let me see. Oh
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back. You know what we didn't talk about was
Sir Ivan. Oh, yeah, Sir Ivan. So I hit up Sir
Ivan the next day. I was like, what up, brah?
Like, you didn't come. And he wrote back. And
it was kind of weird at first. I didn't quite
understand what he was saying. But initially,
I read it as he came and he saw the place and
he liked it. But I don't know. But then I went
back and I'm like, I'm confused. What do you
mean you came then? Actually, he came on Saturday.
Yes, the party was on Friday. Yeah. So he was
a day late. But he that was by design. Yeah,
he didn't like miss it. But I guess him and his
wife were talking that night. And she's like,
I want to go out for a drink. So so we just a
little bit of backstory in case you didn't listen
to the podcast just before this. I'm on you,
sir. Ivan is. somebody who listens to us and
had asked us how do you basically tell your wife
you want to consider the lifestyle or whatever
or see if you know she's interested or whatever
so we kind of gave that spiel last time but then
he said he might come to butt's birthday party
because it's a meet and greet it's simple it's
easy yeah so yeah so anyway so then they came
they he brought his wife to the bar beer and
wine the following day yeah so She's like I want
to go out for a drink and he's like, well, let's
go to this bar You know, that's not local to
us, but let's check it out and I don't I don't
I don't really know if he presented it to her
as this is the bar where we would go for this
Yeah, I don't know exactly what he was expecting
because we do describe it as like a swingers
bar, but it's not obviously like an official
swingers bar. It's just there's a lot of swinger
activity there. Swinger friendly. Yes. Swinger
friendly. And they, you know, there's people
who have official meet and greets there. And
then just if you go there on any given day, you
know, we frequently run into people who we know
are swingers or we've seen at parties or whatever,
which is why we do. We did one of my birthdays
there. We did. Butts birthday there because it's
just and that the staff knows what's going on.
The staff knows what's going on. And then anybody
who shows up, it's not like they're in general.
They're not like shocked at anything they see
because for the most part, I mean, you know,
it's tame. It's but I mean, it's tame. But like
in a but I'm just saying, like they're not like
people who they kind of it has a reputation.
So it's like and then the regulars that are there
that are not swingers, they kind of expect. Yeah,
that stuff and they see when the crowd comes
in they're like, I know what's going on here
So no one's like offended or like, oh, you know,
these people have to leave or whatever. Like
we've never gotten It's also a biker bar. So
it's not like classy in any sort of way. No So
anyway, I don't know what he was expecting because
we do describe it kind of as like the swingers
spot so I don't know if he was expecting to walk
in and see like activity or like kind of See
something and then ease the conversation into
it with her or what his plan was but I Don't
know. I don't even check it out. Just to see
just to see what we talk about and just I think
I think I've been setting it up is For later
at another event he can say oh that bar we went
to oh, so this is not so it's not so Threatening
and threatening but I'm gonna make this even
harder for you Ivan Because our next meet -and
-greet is not at that scene part, right? So on
August 1st Friday August 1st We're gonna be going
to the say less meet -and -greet, which is at
the Cove in Murrieta It's very similar vibe Live
music a good group of people. It's not a biker
bar. It's not a biker bar, but bikers do go there
I have seen a motorcycle or two a parked out
front I mean, that's anywhere. Exactly. No cuts
allowed. So, so, Mr. Ivan, Sir Ivan, um, you
gotta come out. You just gotta, you just gotta
grab your sack and be like, listen here, woman.
Okay, no. Stupid. Say, say, hey baby, please.
Terrible advice. But anyway, so August 1st, Friday
is going to be a say less meet and greet. We're
going to be there, uh, Talk to her and if if
you want to have a phone conversation with us
and her It might not work out in your favor.
We might scare off, but we'd love to give it
a shot Speaking of phone conversations. We have
an interview coming up this Tuesday we are having
a in -person interview with Miss Anastasia from
paradox prism communities and events so She's
gonna come here and she's gonna tell you about
all the cool shit. She's got coming up and that's
gonna be next Tuesday We're gonna shoot that
so I would imagine it'll probably release by
Thursday of next week I'm excited to sit down
with her. She's got a lot of stuff going on.
So We got that coming up and we're hoping to
do some more in in studio interviews soon Is
there anything else you'd like to say before
we close this out? No, this was a lot of like
just what we've been doing. Yeah recaps recap.
All right Well, then but if somebody wants us
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Please let us know if there's a there's a specific
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So, um, yeah send those away anything you got
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But that being said we're gonna close this out
because we got to get up early so we can work
and We got one more sleep till EDR That's tonight
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