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all the way from Southern California. And we
have a second parter tonight. It's a sequel.
A sequel? A sequel. It's Memorial Day Part D.
Part D. So yeah, we're gonna wrap up our Memorial
Day vacation with our friends. I posted on TikTok.
You did. I was gonna give you shit, but you put
two TikToks out today. I put our Vegas out on
TikTok, our Vegas pics, and I put our Kelly Vibes
pics out on TikTok. Did we take any, we didn't
take any with the reggae band, huh? What reggae
band? oh no when we the goodies when we went
out no we didn't we should have duh i know when
we're out we are so content not thinking not
focused at all like we try to take photos we
try to i know we have friends that are like send
me photos and i'm like i don't have any i'll
send you photo nude photos or i mean this is
obviously like off the subject but like on the
subject of we just don't think to take pictures.
It's because I'm a Zeniel and you're a Gen X.
So it's not in like our brains to constantly.
Like I go to a concert and my phone is in my
pocket. Yeah. I think I have. I took mine out
only to tease our friends in Michigan that we
were watching Dirty Heads and there's the song
that was playing is one they know. So. Uh, I
only took my phone out to uh, do like a wish
you were here kind of thing A little braggie.
Yeah a little braggie. You're not here, but wish
you were here so Before we get into our part
do we're gonna do our usual Event lineup come
in. We got our drink of the night and I am drinking
tonight. We are drinking tonight. It is official
I was gonna make like a tiki style not even a
tiki like a island style drink, but It only used
a half ounce of pineapple juice and we have the
Costco pineapple juices, which are like they're
not Costco. They're not a can. Okay. Well, there's
there's six ounce. Yeah. And pineapple juice
does not hold very well. It doesn't in a can.
I don't know. Maybe if we poured it into a glass
or like a Tupperware or something after we opened
it. I don't know if it's like the air with the
can with the aluminum. Aluminum. And then the
like acid in the pineapple juice. All I know
is like one day later it's foul. Yeah, it doesn't
taste as good. It's gross. I pulled a pineapple
out from the back of our fridge. I try to trick
you because I don't like throwing things away.
Oh, you're the worst. And I'll put it in like
your drinks and then you'll be like, did you
use a new pineapple? Oh, I can tell. It tastes
like I licked a aluminum flagpole. It was it's
fucking gross the other day I was I was searching
for like a hidden Red Bull and I found a hidden
pineapple juice all the way in the back of the
fridge and I pulled it out and it was like tar
I dumped it into the disposal and I was like
It was so growth but What anyway, so you didn't
make that drink? So yeah, because it only used
a half ounce of the six ounce or eight ounce
Whatever it was. It wasn't worth it. So The juice
wasn't worth the squeeze if you definitely was
not worth if you will okay, okay so tonight I
am just I am doing a Vodka sunrise because I've
been drinking vodka this evening Surprise surprise.
Yeah, I was gonna say something different something
way different. So Vodka Sunrise is a screwdriver
with grenadine. So it's vodka, OJ, and grenadine.
And it's delightful. You want to tell everybody
what you learned about screwdrivers? Yes, the
screwdrivers. The drink. I can't remember the
countries. But American oil workers, when they
were in... some other country, I don't remember
what it was. We'll say Russia, because it's vodka.
Russia. We're making that part up, but yeah.
Yeah, I don't think they were in Russia when
they were doing this. But supposedly, they would
add orange juice to their vodka. Or vodka to
their orange juice. Or vodka to their orange
juice in the morning. And since they were construction
workers, they didn't have a spoon, so they would
use their screwdrivers to stir it. Hence the
name which is perfect for me. I'm in construction.
I could see myself doing that. I've used pinkie
Yeah, you won't drink the pineapple juice out
of a can that's been in the refrigerator. It's
foul or one day It's fine. You'll stir your drink
with a foul -ass screwdriver. Come on, bro I'll
stir it with my cleanest finger. I'll be like,
alright, I know what this finger is done And
what do you drink in my love You have a whole
precaution. Well, you didn't even say what was
in your... Oh, yeah, you did. There's three things.
Welcome to the show. Drink. You got to tell us
what you have. And you didn't cheers. Cheers.
All right, what are you drinking? So. Fruits
of my labor. Oh, boy. Oh, that's what I'm going
to call it. Just kidding. So I saw a TikTok and
he was making margarita strawberries and like
not a strawberry margarita, margarita strawberries.
So it was, it's strawberries. He put in a jar
and then basically made a margarita and then
just let it sit overnight so that the strawberries
would absorb the margarita. So I did that. I
was like, I have strawberries and I have margarita
stuff. I have tequila. Yes. So I yesterday cut
a bunch of strawberries, poked holes in them
so that they would absorb the liquor. And then
I put lime juice, triple sec and tequila. Well,
that's it was in his recipe. So I did. Okay.
And tequila in the jar. Let it sit. What tequila?
Casamigos, come on. Let it sit overnight. So
this afternoon, not this afternoon, but this
evening, I was eating the strawberries. I should
have added, I feel like agave to it as well,
but he didn't. But if I was to do this again,
I would probably add agave into the mix. You
love agave in your margaritas. Yeah. So it just
the strawberries were sweet. But with the lime
juice, it made the strawberries tart. They were
more tart. than they were fresh. So anyway, I
would say add agave if you're going to do this.
And then, yeah, so I ate the strawberries with
some tahini. And now I from the mixture that
I had the strawberry sitting in, I now have a
strawberry margarita. Boom. Boom. Two birds,
one stone. Yes. Yeah. Is it good? It's good.
It's actually really good. And I did add agave
to my margarita. But you have a pretty healthy
amount left, huh? Yeah, well it's... Do you think
it's like one whole tumbler worth? No. No? I'll
probably just drink the rest of it tomorrow.
Good plan. Fuck it Friday. Fuck it Friday. Speaking
of fuck it Fridays. So anyways... I'll get to
it. It'll make sense in a second. So before we
wrap up our Vegas deal, again, like we always
do, we talk about our upcoming events and places
we can go and places we aren't going, but we
still want to promote it. So today is Thursday,
June 12th. This Saturday the 14th, the suites
are headed. to athena's yes we're going to athena's
all day and night 12 hours on tana 12 hours of
athena's from 2 p .m. to 2 a .m. they are having
their summer beach party it's their kind of their
welcome to summer party i think they had a party
last month but it wasn't like a huge thing but
this is like their welcome back to summer party
um we've talked about athena's before we've always
had a really good time there uh beautiful Private
house on like five acres or some shit like that
and they have a resort style on the back beautiful
pool anyways You can find it if you're on Cassidy
you can look for the Athena's community and Come
join us there a couple days. We're gonna have
a blast there if you can't find the information
you can always message us on our super sexy Sweden's
hotline, and I can give you all the information.
So we are doing that Saturday, but also on Saturday
here in Menife, which is a little bit south of
Fontana, the DTF Lus party is happening. Yes.
Unfortunately, we cannot be at both. No. But
for this one, for this particular day, we chose
pool party because it's summer. Summertime so
summer summer summertime. I went summertime and
living's easy So yeah, so for this particular
weekend We did choose the Athena's party just
cuz we haven't been there in quite a while and
we did the less party a couple months ago. Yeah
We're gonna get back to the less party here pretty
soon Let's see. And then also the following weekend
on the 21st, we're gonna be doing a pool party
in Temecula, California. However, on that Friday
the 20th, there is another say less meeting greet
at the Cove. We have talked about that multiple
times and we actually went to the last one. We're
not sure if we're gonna be able to make this
one or not due to restrictions on our schedule
and stuff and just this already a shit ton of
stuff going on in June, so. Right. We're not
sure if we're gonna be able to make it just yet,
but we're gonna try. But either way, go. Yeah,
check it out. If you're in the area, check it
out. It's fun. You might have more fun if we're
not there. Who knows? Maybe you haven't gone
there because we are there. Now is your chance.
This is your opportunity. So make sure you check
it out. And then 27th, Friday, June 27th, we
are doing a birthday bonanza for Butt. You know
her. You love her. It's the butt. It's the butt
from Beard and Butt. Yes, Beard and Butt. We've
talked about them many times. We are doing her
birthday party at the Temakula Wine and Beer
Garden. We're going to be there all night long.
Some live music. It is a meet and greet style
set up. So even if you don't know her or know
us, it is open to the public. We would love for
anybody and everybody to come join us. But wants
it all. She wants it all. But wants it all. So
yeah, even if you guys don't know her, trust
me, you want to meet her. Come have a good time.
It's going to be a fun time. All the event stuff
is on Cassidy. Again, if you join the Sweet Side
of Life community, you can see all the events
we post. And here pretty soon, I think I'm going
to use our Twitter. and TikTok for some of this
stuff. I'm gonna start making like graphics that
have like all our upcoming party dates and I'll
start using that as some of the advertisement.
Because I realize not everybody has Cassidy.
So I kind of want another place where it's written
down with the details. So I think I'm gonna utilize
Twitter for that. Or X, whatever you want to
call it nowadays. All righty then. So here we're
gonna take a quick break and I'm gonna hit you
with all our social information and all the ways
to get a hold of us. We'll be back in one second.
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the sweet side pod. Thank you so much. Second
gone second gone. Welcome back. You can't do
that. Do do do do I don't think you can do that
Do whatever the fuck I want. You know what then?
Yeah, we actually swingers couch podcast We're
on their discord as you need to be if you haven't
already signed up for it. The link is in our
profiles swingers couch podcast is another podcast
we we go back and forth with for quite a while
now and they for the first time what no my rambling
no stop with the fake laugh it was 30 seconds
i needed to laugh i was trying to beat my quota
inside joke we got a uh we got a couple of um
We've been getting a lot of great positive reviews
on our podcast and that's awesome. Um, we'd love
to see them keep them coming guys, but You know
with the with the good that will be the bad there
will be people who we are not their cup of tea
and that is totally fine Um, so one of them was
that I ramble too much and I get it However,
this is a podcast where literally the only thing
I can do is talk But that's fine. Um, and you
got one saying that you need to Cut the fake
laugh every 30 seconds. To anybody that knows
us in real life, there's nothing fake about that.
You are just laughing all the time and that's
fucking fantastic. And I will say never change.
Never change. What's that outside? Don't change
pony boy or something. There's like something
about that. So the laugh, the laugh is authentic
and I am just I am extremely funny. Yeah, something
like that. Something I'm really funny. I'm laughing
at me. Oh, it's the voices in my head. Just kidding.
The voice is all. So anyways, thank you for your
review. But her laugh is just that's that's her.
It is. She's just authentic. And if you look
at all the other reviews, most of them reference
her laugh. And like I said, the people that know
us, IRL, That's just how she is. So I wouldn't
have her change ever. No, I actually, I used
to laugh with no sound. I literally, yeah, I
used to laugh and it would be like, but not even
that much sound. I remember like one day you
let it out and everybody's like, holy shit, you
got a good laugh girl. And then I think the older
I get, the more I just because when you you're
not as self -conscious. Yeah, I don't I give
zero fucks. So it's like if my laugh annoys you,
sorry, not sorry. But it's all good. We we love
all the all the stuff we're looking for. I have
no idea. Anyway, so we were talking to swingers
couch today. They were doing like a motherfucker.
Yeah, they were doing They were actually recording
their podcast tonight and on the discord. They
put a we are live call in and I had their their
phone number so I Attempted to call in and it
went straight to voicemail And then I tried calling
again. I went straight to voicemail. So I didn't
want to talk to you. Exactly. They were just
sending me. So I texted back in a group. I'm
like, what's going on, guys? And then he actually
called me. And he's like, yeah, it's not working.
Turns out I didn't test this out. So we were
the beta testers. So we talked to them for a
little bit. I'm not sure to what extent they
were recording or were not recording. So we'll
have to see when they. uh, put out their podcast,
but yeah, we had a fun conversation. We're definitely
going to have to get together and do a dual,
um, dual podcast. But the only issue is we, we
live in two different time zones. Right. They
were like in the midst of their podcast and we
were just finishing dinner. So they're in Florida.
We're in California. That's a three hour difference.
And most of the time we record our podcast at
about 11 PM, which is going to be 2 AM for them.
Yeah. and when they record, it's like six for
us and it's not really feasible because we're
in the middle of dinner and we're still doing
all the family stuff. So it's gonna be tough,
but we'll figure it out. That being said, I think
it's time we finish our recap from Memorial Day.
So we talked about Thursday and we talked about
Friday and I think now we are. Right. Yeah talked
about When you say butts issue it sounds like
a butt issue I think now we're waking up Saturday
morning. Yeah, we're waking up Saturday morning
and I don't know what it is about Vegas because
I drink all the time I woke up I woke up not
feeling my best, but I mean, hangover, normal
hangover. But then I started getting ready and
I don't know if it was the heat in the room.
Like I was hot. The room was a little clammy.
Or what? But I got nauseous, like crazy nauseous,
like like I couldn't even function. nausea. Yeah,
it was not just like slight nausea. It was like,
it was like, okay, I'm trying, but yeah, it's
not working. I think we need to start carrying
a portable fan. Maybe because in a lot of these
hotel rooms, especially in Vegas, it's it's clammy.
Yeah, humid. I think if just a fan Just to as
you're sitting there in the morning waking up
just a fan to kind of move the air I think would
help maybe but I mean other places I don't know
maybe just because it was hot and it's hot in
vegas But maybe you just need to sack up. Yeah,
so I was like not functioning. I was You like
got me up where I was like, okay I'm like trying
to get through it. I'm like, okay, maybe if I
get some coffee and some food So you wouldn't
got Starbucks and I'm like, okay, that's right.
I did do that Yeah, and I couldn't even eat it.
I was like one bite. I'm like, oh my gosh, I
can't even think so then I knew One of our friends
she gets migraine. So I thought she might have
some I think it's so friend. Yes that is for
like nausea and She didn't have any with her.
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm like I and I knew
it was frustrating you. But obviously, like you
knew I couldn't do anything about it. Like, I
mean, I didn't make myself nauseous. Well, the
the thing that was frustrating for me is this
is the exact same thing that happened last time
we went to a Whistler's Pool party. Right. So
if anybody's heard that story coming in the same
month, month of June. coming into, well, we were
in May, but anyway, basically the same timeframe.
We were doing Dirty Vegas, the last day of our
Dirty Vegas trip, going to Whispers. I got really
nauseous. Again, same thing. I rallied, but it
took like half the day. And then the whole, the
concept of that day is we had, we had a, you
know, quite a few people going and. What is that
music? Oh, a cell phone. I'm like, what is that?
There's music playing. One of our other cell
phones was going off in the background. I'm like,
you have headphones on, so you couldn't hear
it. And I'm like, what the hell is that music
coming from? So anyways. Oh, so I was nauseous.
I was nauseous before the same thing had happened.
Yes. Oh, so we had a lot of a lot of people and
I run a pretty tight ship with my schedule. My
plan was to get to Whispers right when the door
opens so we could get a section of chairs. Yeah,
because they wouldn't let you reserve. Yeah,
there's absolutely no reservations there. And
so if you go there, just know that you don't
get to reserve your chairs at Whispers. They
have a lot of great like lounge chairs and they
have little areas with cover areas for the sun
shaded areas. That's all great, but you can't
reserve them. I mean, If you know somebody, they
probably do something for you. Put a towel on
it for you. But yeah, there's no purchases. There's
nothing like that. It's a free for all. So I
wanted to get there. We had 10 people. We were
rolling with 10 people, right? Yeah, there's
10 of us. So I wanted us to have a space just
because I knew some of the girls that they got
hot. I wanted an area for shade. So I was all
about. Let's go." So when you started having
your episodes, I'm like, well, fuck. And you
knew none of our friends would actually be there
earlier than you. Yeah. No, no, no. I couldn't.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to say I couldn't count
on them, but... You can't. Not to be early somewhere
or on time. In this episode, for this particular
thing now, it was going to be like, yeah, I had
to be the one, which is me. That's how I am.
That's you. Yeah. So anyway, I was not feeling
good not not figuring it out. I was like getting
worse I thought okay, give me half an hour because
you caught me up kind of early for when we actually
wanted to be there So I was like, okay, give
me half an hour. Let me sleep again. Maybe I
just need more sleep for half an hour and then
like I'll probably be able to rally after that.
Nope, that didn't help. So then I'm like, okay,
and then I was like, well, maybe Dramamine will
help cuz I like helps for nausea, since I mean,
I can't just get a prescription for Zofran like
right away. So then Sam actually was out. So
she went and got me some Dramamine. And honestly,
like that saved the day. I took two of those
and that is now in my backpack. Yeah, everywhere.
Yeah. That doesn't happen to me. This has happened
to me twice. And then it happened again the next
day. Yeah. Not as bad. Not as bad. Well, because
I took the Dramamine, like I knew what I needed
to do. Yeah. To do it. So anyway, so I took the
Dramamine. We rallied. We even though we left
later or I rallied, even though we left later
than you wanted to, we were still the first people
there. Like not of all of Whispers, but like
of our friend group. Yeah. Yeah. And we still
got a nice area. Yeah, we still had a area that
was plenty big for all of us. It worked out.
It's just one of those. It's all great until
it doesn't work out. Yeah. Well, your brain always
goes to worst case scenario. I'm a realist. I
call it a pessimist, but OK. But anyway, so that
obviously didn't start our day off fantastic,
especially because it wasn't just like it was
between you and I that like I wasn't feeling
good. You knew I wasn't feeling good. Our whole
friend group knew I wasn't feeling good because
I had, you know, message the one one person for
Zofran and then And then I just put it out into
the whole text group. Like, does anybody have
Zofran? Like, I thought she would have it. But
just in case anybody else have it. And so that's
obviously when Sam went and got me the germamine.
But. So everybody knew I wasn't feeling good.
So then, you know, every I mean, so then it obviously
brings a vibe when it's when one of your friends
was in kid gloves. Yeah. When one of you. Yeah.
Yeah. And everybody kept checking in on me, which
is obviously like they're my friends. It's just
yeah, it's like it kind of brought the vibe down
for the day. Unfortunately, I think a little
bit starts to vibe a little weak. Yeah. And then
like, yeah. And then I mean. Tom was probably
fine, but Liz was on still on Michigan time.
And we were so out so late on Thursday and Friday.
Her sleep schedule was all jacked, so she was
also super tired on Saturday. So it's just like
between all of the things. And then, of course,
Beard and Butt had just gone through their whole
thing. And and in my my schedule. my schedules
are pretty tight. They don't allow for naps.
Yeah. So that's what that's what Beard said.
He's like, he's like, maybe next time, I love
your vacations, but maybe next time we schedule
in a few naps. It's like, it's like, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom. Honestly, I don't disagree
with him. Yeah. It probably would have helped.
But the vibe a bit for everybody. Probably. But
yeah, you know, when this Deal with FOMO. Yeah
big time So when I know there's an event that
has started and I am NOT at that event at the
time it has started Yeah, I get FOMO. Yeah, and
I'm kind of in a mindset of like well, we're
all the way here in Vegas Where we've done this
this this we've spent this this this this I want
to take the entire Yeah thing by the balls. Yeah
But you do tell me sometimes when I plan like
vacations, you're like, you're like, now let's
not cram in like every single activity we could
potentially do. You did that in Jamaica. That
was ridiculously insane. Had a great time. My
God. You scheduled like 12 hour excursions where
we literally like went up the hill, built a small
village and then came like. That was intense.
So yeah. So maybe take your own advice, friend.
Maybe. Anyways, continue. So so but the pool
party was fun. Like it was it was. It was not
the vibe. Right, guys. Here. Aside from me, it
was not the vibe we were expecting. Here's where
we're going to. This podcast is going to take
a turn. So All right We're gonna complain a bit.
Oh, no. Yes We we're gonna complain with constructive
criticism I'm not gonna ask to speak to anybody's
manager However, all right whispers guys. Yeah
listen You failed me a bit totally failure Because
here's the thing is we've done multiple nighttime
whispers party and we've had a great time We
did one daytime pool party that Sunday of Dirty
Vegas where we rolled in you weren't feeling
good But we rallied we were in the pool. We had
a good time. They had a DJ They had like a barbecue
going on. It was a it was a vibe. It was a total
vibe and I had told all of our friends, I'm like,
listen, we've done the pool parties here. And
we are bringing all these people here, you know,
rolling in with group of 10 all from out of town.
We're like, hey, look at the flyer. The flyer
says DJ. It says food. I'm thinking it's gonna
be that same Sunday. It's a holiday weekend.
It was a holiday weekend. The Sunday we went
was not. It was just a standard Sunday. Yeah,
it was just a regular Sunday. So we rolled out
on Saturday. And they were charging $10 more
than we had paid when we went last year. Yes.
And I think then their normal days are. Yeah.
Which is, it's still not expensive, but I'm just
saying. The price. The point was just like they
charge more. More for less. For less. So basically
the flyer says DJ, food. So in my head, I'm thinking
it's going to be the same thing, but it's going
to be Memorial Day weekend. So it's going to
be. It's a party. It's going to be better, 10
times better. Yeah, let's go. So we get there,
and the stage area where the DJ is set up, it
just has a bed. A mattress. A mattress, which
later had a show on it. I'm not complaining about
that. No. However, I would have loved to see
a DJ there. Right. So I went up to the owner,
and I was like, hey, are you guys, or I was like,
hey, what time is the DJ getting here? And then
they were like, Oh, yeah, we don't actually have
a DJ today. I'm like, oh, OK. All right, cool.
And then he goes, yeah, we're probably not even
going to be doing DJs for like this summer. I'm
like, oh. Then change your flyer. OK. I can I
can deal with parties with there's not a DJ there
as long as there's someone that is paying attention
to the music and the vibe. And the vibe of the
crowd. Yeah, because as we're sitting in the
pool, it's like some yacht rock. Yeah, it was
just she was cheesy. It was way too chill. It
wasn't a party vibe. It. Wasn't on. It did not
feel Memorial Day. No party. Yeah, at all. So
so on top of our energy level as a group, being
on the lower side with all of the things we had
been going on, the energy level of the. we'll
call it a pool party, I don't know, was super
low too. So it really didn't lend itself to like
party vibes. I was thinking, all right, we're
rolling in. We're going to get amped up by this
party and have a good. Yeah. And yeah, just like
a couple of the people from our group like went
up and said, hey, can we change? Yeah, they asked
like how like, can we change it? And then. She's
like our friend, she asked, she's like, hey,
can we change this or can like who's managing
this? And the girl was like, oh, yeah, we should
definitely change. She's like, can we get some
like 90s hip hop or something in here? Like that's
got some beat to it. Like Phil Collins playing.
It was and I love me, Phil Collins. Yeah, just
not at a swingers pool party. Yeah. It was not
a vibe. Yeah, so so then I was really let down
with that right because I'm a music person Right
music is my vibe music sets the tone for everything,
right? so that and I saw this beautiful grill
right next to our our little tent set up I'm
like cool. I was telling everybody that's where
they're gonna be making hamburgers. Maybe it
was my fault for assuming right? Um, nobody ever
came out to make hamburgers. No there was food
inside there was like it was like tortilla it
was fine but it was it was basic swinger food
at some point someone said there was chicken
i went in and the chicken was gone yeah because
that was the only like protein they had and then
they had i think pulled pork after that but you
don't eat pork so here is perhaps where i went
wrong evidently at whispers sunday is the biggest
day for their pool parties yeah I was not aware
of that. However, Saturdays on a Memorial Day
weekend should have been, that whole weekend
should have just been a fucking party. Like from
beginning to end, boom, boom, boom, boom. And
at the very least have reasonable music. Or don't
put a DJ on your flyer if you're not gonna have
a DJ. Yes, so we know what to expect. Yes, and
if they if they knew Sunday was gonna be their
big day Then they should have been like Sunday
DJ this this this and then like Saturday could
have just been left come hang out Yeah, cuz that's
what it was. So that was sad that being said
I I had a little fun in the pool Yeah, I kissed
a little I got a little handy, you know, it was
a good time. Yeah had a good time Saturday, um
Yeah, it was good. I mean, it was a good time.
It just wasn't the time. Put it this way. If
we weren't there with our friends, I probably
would have been looking for where else can we
go right now? Which is you should have brought
that up because I think all of our friends were
thinking the same thing and they just were kind
of following your lead. Yeah. So next time, remember
that. Bring it to the group if you're thinking
that. But in my mind, I didn't. There's nowhere
else to go. Yeah. But now I know something different.
Yeah. So so that was Saturday during the day.
So then Saturday, we went to dinner at a state,
another steakhouse. We did three states. This
one was I know this one was at Cosmo. I don't
remember the name of the steakhouse, but it was
good. Was it a steakhouse or was it just, yeah,
it was a steakhouse, right? I don't know. We
all had steak, though. I think most of us. Well,
no, I think actually, no, I had fish at that
one. That one was. Oh, that was really good.
I had a stuffed. It was like sea bass stuffed
with like scallops and shrimp and stuff. It was
really tasty. But you had steak. I think a lot
of people had steak. Anyway, I don't know where
we ate, but it was in the Cosmo. It was really
good. All right. And it was also really expensive.
But they did make a good, they hand stuffed their
olives for with blue cheese for the dirty martinis.
And that was delicious. But did they have a DJ?
No. OK. So we ate dinner. And I would have loved
to post a lot of these pictures of all of us
at dinner and all the things we did take pictures
like that, because people in our group are much
better than I am, than we are getting photos.
But I don't want to blow up anybody's spot or
talk. So in our group, they weren't here this
weekend. Unfortunately, but the the the the metal
workers. Oh, yeah. He is like our event photographer.
Yeah, he takes pictures everywhere we go. And
then the next morning we get all our pictures
the next day. Of everything. Yeah. Like the like
the next day. I think he told you at the cove
he has a picture of your dick in a in your short
your little your underwear that have Like your
fishnet underwear. Yes. He's like, I think I
have a picture of like, why? Like, why did you
take that picture? He's a piece. He's got probably
more pictures on my dick on his phone than I
do of mine on my phone. That's a whole nother
episode right there. But anyways, so our event
photographer was not with us. He was not. Uh,
so yeah, we took a lot of photos, but you were
going to say something about that. Oh, I just
wish I would have been able to post more of them,
but because then I'm like, but, um, I don't want
to blow up people's spot. I already posted, if
it was just you and one other person and me and
one other person, I posted it with, I put a face,
something on their face, but I'm like, I can't
put like smiley face emojis over like. Eight
other eight other people and then just like that's
just seems silly So anyway, so we had dinner.
I was really good dinner. All of our dinners
were super fun Yeah, the guys got into this whole
argument about making a burrito if it was square
or cylinder and if it was smoking weed I don't
know. Anyway, there was This whole thing they
passed around of that conversation a tablet around
the the The table for everyone to draw it oh
that yeah anyway, so I don't know our I feel
like our dinners were so fun, but um Yeah, so
all really surprised all really expensive, but
also fun surprisingly enough It wasn't that hard
to see ten people. Yeah at a steakhouse in Vegas
You'd think that would be much harder. Well,
we we did we we did reservations reservations
everywhere, but Yeah. So I mean, I think Vegas
is set up for that. You know, like they know
they know people are, you know what I mean? It's
tourists. So I think for the most part, they
kind of know and you can get a reservation if
you need to. Yeah. So somewhere. So after that
dinner, I remember chomping at the bit because
my schedule was running late. The service there
was good, but it took a while. It's a dinner.
It's a nice dinner We're not at like McDonald's
to shove quarter pounders down our throats I
would have been fine with that and that sounded
that could be the name of like another sex video
quarter pounders down our throats So eventually
our plan was to go back to whispers for their
night party, which was schoolgirl themed So we
we all got dressed we went back there and we
Yeah, we've got to the whispers. What are you
doing? I was trying to look at the picture to
see if I could figure out the restaurant, but
We're past that there's a bag, but it just says
the Cosmo doesn't have the Moving on. Okay. I
know go on. Well, don't ask me what I'm doing.
Continue telling your story I'm waiting for you
to chime in so we got two whispers and and what?
Talk with me and what whispers the night party.
Okay. Yeah what we got there and what else what
happened there? Tell me. Oh, I thought you were
telling no. Oh I've been told I ramble too much.
So I'm trying to get you to fucking interact
with me Jesus Christ Sorry, Jose one two three,
I'm trying here Geez, she's over here on her
damn cell phone. Yeah, you're doing everything
but the podcast. All right, so we got to Whispers.
We were all in our schoolgirl skirts. You were
in your schoolgirl skirt. I was. I was looking
pretty fucking good. So you're gonna have to
help me out with the timeline of everything.
I remember going out on the patio. Yeah. Yeah,
all right, so we were on the patio and then after
the pack I I Was there anything about the patio
you want to know there wasn't a whole lot of
that night that was like the first part of that
night that was like We were hanging out with
everybody our friends were all there We were
hanging out then we went to watch the BDSM rooms,
yes Not all of us went in there though, huh?
No. We watched a girl get... When was the Burt?
The Burt thing was... Spoiler alert. That was
earlier, right? Earlier in the night? Early -ish?
Later, but early. No, it was later. It wasn't
after everybody left though. It was before. It
was before. Yeah. So, I think Liz and Tom had
left. For the bird thing they left pretty early.
They're retired So We watched a girl get electrocuted
on her clit Yeah So when the what's that called
a tins unit a tins unit? Yeah, so a guy had this
girl sitting on this Bench, I don't know. She
was like kind of leaned back on like a bench
and restrained Which she was restrained and her
legs spread wide open And saw where babies come
from restrained in that direction as well. And
this guy he was wearing a Like a medical Like
a doctor like he was a doctor and he had his
tins unit and he was Placing it on her clit and
on her on each side of her labia. And what a
TENS unit does, for those that don't know, it's...
Electrical impulses. Yeah, it's basically two
sticky pads that stick on two areas, and then
it shoots electricity through those two pads.
So you can use it to stimulate your back muscles
or forearm muscles if you have issues there,
but in this particular case it was a stimulating
hurt. Clitoral. Well, actually he had it on her
labias, right? And then he was using a bullet
on her clit. Yeah. So it was on the outside,
but it was going through, was what I was saying.
Yeah. It goes through. Really quick, let's pull
back just a second. So if you haven't been to
Whispers, they have a like a little side garage
room. It's a house party, glorified house party.
And they have like a little side garage area
that is kind of dedicated to like kink and BDSM.
that's separate from the rest of the house. So
that's where we were in, in this particular issue.
And one of the rooms, like you said, had a little
reclining chair and then that's all. So we were
in there for a while watching else, um, oddly
hot. It was interesting. I'm not, I'm not big.
I don't know if I thought it was hot or I was
just like intrigued. She was like screaming,
but then like, Don't know it was it was pretty
intense. It was intense and I just kept thinking
I Would not want to be her but she didn't she
signed up. Yeah, she didn't yeah, obviously she
wanted to be there so We didn't really go into
the main room too much. Did we it was crowded?
Yeah, it was really crowded in there. Yeah While
we were standing in the hallway Outside of those
two rooms Yeah, like I said, it was crowded.
There's people in the hallway. Yeah there was
a girl and a guy that were saying, asking me
if I was Burt Kreischer. Which I do bear a resemblance
to Burt Kreischer. Good or bad, technically.
It's gotten me some ends, let's just say that.
I have used that to my advantage. So they were
going on and on about it. Took my, did he take
my picture? No, you can't take their picture.
You can't take a picture in there. That's right.
But at one point, she asked me to sign her boob
as Burt Kreischer. Yeah. Do you know how to spell
Kreischer? No. She pulled out a Sharpie. Yeah.
I go, I'm not going to sign your... First of
all, who carries a Sharpie with them? Yeah. That's
random. She pulled it out of like her fanny packers.
I think you never know you need a good sharpie.
She had like two of them Back up sharpie. She's
prepared Um, but she's like sign it as Bert.
I'm like, well, I'm not really sure how to spell
Chrysler right now because I had been drinking
So I'm like I'll just sign Bert K, but I'm like
I can't do it with a sharpie Yeah, so she ended
up giving me like a brow eyeliner or something
like that Then and then she offered me a pill
Which at the time she said it was a a Moisture
like a saliva. Yes saliva like if you if you're
given oral or something like that It's gonna
like make your mouth more wet and I trusted her.
Yeah, which is not my style. No But I was like,
oh, okay. We're taking drugs from people got
it So she like went to like give it to me and
then she like pulled back She's like no you got
it like eat it off of me or something like that
So I mean put it on her boob and I actually put
it inside of her nipple jewelry Yeah, I had to
work to get a little bit and I took it and then
after I'm like, yeah it it worked but It wasn't
my life before that the one of the oh that was
before yeah, she was like doing like little beating
on you there was a Tennis ball. It was a what
I mean. What do they call like she was a I guess
Yeah, she was like a Dom jr. She was that she
was in the hallway. She didn't get to the big
room yet So it's like DJs. They have open in
DJs. She was an open in Dom Um, she was doing
impact impact play on my back. She's like, well,
she asked of course, and it looked like if those
dog tennis ball throwers, but the tennis ball
stays attached to the end. So she was like, started
like hitting it on my back. And, and I was like,
okay, like it, it didn't, it didn't really do
anything for me, but I'm kind of like, if it
doesn't hurt me and it doesn't bother me, if
you're enjoying it, I'm kind of like, okay, I'm
here for it. Like, that's fine. So she's doing
that and she's like, can I hit your butt? I'm
like, yeah, that's fine. She's like hitting my
butt I'm like, okay, and then she's like, can
we try something else? I Was like like what do
you got in mind? I'll only go so far with this
mind state and then she's like I have these vampire
gloves I was like, okay, let's see this vampire
glove and Basically, it was just like a glove
and it had a bunch of like spikes on like spikes
on it. Yeah So she's like I can I like scratch
you or tickle you or rub you with it. I'm like
Sure, and she's like you got to take off your
shirt. I'm like, all right so I took off my shirt
and she was uh Going in pretty good with the
it kind of felt. Okay, you like having your back
scratch I love having my back scratched and she's
like it's kind of like it's it'll get that that
itch that you can't quite ever get I'm like I
got a few of those So she went in pretty good
And I wouldn't say it wasn't sexual at all, but
I enjoyed it. Because yeah, it was like a good
back scratch. Yeah. I was like, okay, you need
to get one. They don't sell them on Amazon. You
looked. I did. So apparently you just can't buy
a vampire glove on Amazon. Maybe that's not the
name of it. That's what she called it. I know.
I have a feeling just like the dog toy. I think
it was custom made. But hey. I had a good time
there. Was anything else? I think then we left
there. We left there. Yeah. The thing with the
thing with Whispers that night that we will say
as well, like, again, I'm going to complain a
little bit is they didn't have a DJ for their
night party either, which every time we've been
there for a night party, they've had a DJ. And
this time they had. the dom that we normally
see in the room back there. So there were apparently
a lot of doms there that night because there
was already a ton of people in that room and
there was like four or five doms. One of the
doms that we normally see in that room. We'll
call him the head dom. He's pretty much always
there. He was. He's a great dom. He's a great
dom. He's a terrible DJ. He was. You can't yell
at people. Yeah, he was. Oh, my gosh. It was
so bad. Like he was first of all, his music choice.
He didn't know how to use the equipment. It was
stopping me songs that people were vibing to
in the middle of them and then playing like songs
nobody cares about. And then. On the microphone,
he was yelling at people to get their drinks
off of the dance floor, but that what he was
saying. because he was doing it through the microphone
was then being projected to the outdoor speakers.
So people who weren't even in the room with him
who were listening to the music, all of a sudden
their music is being cut off because he's yelling
at people on the dance floor with their drinks
instead of just coming off and going to tell
them privately, like, hey, get your drinks off.
He's like yelling at people over or even like
he was telling people. like a dom yeah instead
of on the microphone like hey guys you can actually
yeah not like can you get nice no drinks off
the dance floor like you could be like yeah a
thousand different ways to do it a million different
ways to do it but he's a dom so he's and he's
in his dom attire and he's donning like donning
his dom donning his dom and like I don't know.
It was just like. And so it just sucked because
we brought all our friends there. And I'm just
like, this is not it. Like we were talking to
place up. We were. And I knew it was it's old
and it gives like we've said before, like that
part of it gives F .A. vibes. But the so and
I mean, if you've been to a lot of swinger stuff,
like there is places you're going to go that
are not like. that are on the older side, you
know, that are that they're still keeping up
or whatever. But like Whispers has been there
for years. So, you know, it's older. It's an
original swinger place in Vegas. So the Rat Pack.
Yeah, exactly. So it's got a vibe in itself to
it. But it's. We've like for the most part, we've
had fun. And like I said, they've always had
a DJ at night. And this is us going to like.
Four different parties not just one like the
pool party four different parties different times
of the year And it's not like paulie d's dj and
but it's no, but it's somebody who's competent.
They're playing exactly They're not stopping
it in the middle of the freaking cupid shuffle
like It you play like three line dance. Yeah,
exactly three line dance talks in a row like
not mixing any of it up. It was just it just
was not good and so it just sucked because I
was like god damn like we brought our friends
here and then this is just not it like this is
not the vibe and anyway so there was that part
of it too that So the whole whispers vibe from
the pool party is just slowly. Yeah, kind of.
It's like they literally just called in the weekend.
They're like, we know people are going to be
out here. We get two shits and they probably
primarily get tourists and anybody who isn't
a tourist who goes there regularly probably cuts
them some slack. Right. Because you have your
normal people, you have your normal spots. You
know what I mean? Like. We probably cut some
places slack that we go to regularly, you know
what I mean? Cuz we're like, oh It's not the
norm. We'll know next time it'll go back. But
like when When you have a big weekend, it's just
like didn't do what they should have done. Yeah
now whispers if you're listening We say this
with all the love. Yeah, we say this with, I
want to say this because I want to be able to
go back and I want to have fun. And I have every
intention on going back. And I encourage people
to go, but we're just kind of pointing out some
of the pretty obvious downfalls for us. Things
that were... Fairly easy easily correctable or
avoidable, right? So that's that's all we're
doing right now is I don't want to rag on them
It's just these were just simple. Yes, that shouldn't
have happened. No, it shouldn't have But anyway,
so we left that room after the Dom stuff and
we let we left the DJ room We're like, okay,
we're done here. Yeah, we left the Dom room And
then we walked by and all you didn't see this,
but I saw this. We were headed to the bathroom
and on the couches in the area, all of our friends
were and like the main kind of living room area.
Yeah. Giving each other oral. Not themselves.
No, they weren't giving themselves oral. They
were all giving each other. I did not see any
of any of this. Yeah. So they called us over
and I was like, hey, we have to go to the bathroom.
We'll be right back. So then. We walked, we went
to the bathroom and we came around the other
side and we walked out and then we walked into
all of our friends there on the couch. And obviously
I was already kind of like, I don't want to say
moody, but just overall let down. Like the day,
the whole day in itself was just kind of like
blah. So then we came around the corner and they
all like looked over at us and like, Beckoned
us over but my mind went to like I Don't want
to say a dark place but lately I've been struggling
with my insecurities and stuff like that, so
I saw the group there started without us and
I took that as like They obviously were waiting
for us to leave before they could start waiting
for us to leave before they can start or like
You know chose not to include us. I Know that's
not that yeah, we weren't even there. We were
doing stuff on our own exactly Which is like
duh like yeah, of course But in my my mind and
my feelings I saw everybody else already going
Which is something I've wanted to do with all
of them Yeah, I've played to some extent with
everybody in that group and I had every intention
on doing so again But when I just came around
that corner and I saw everybody already going
at it without us It just made me feel left out.
Yeah, and I was like, well clearly they didn't
want me to be part of that Otherwise, I wasn't
true. Of course. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been
you know, I would have been invited or Previously.
Right. And again, but as we know, none of this
stuff is planned again. And we're also your feelings
are valid, but they just weren't there. My situation.
Exactly. And I know I know that was not the intention
on anybody in that group. And I am not mad at
anybody in that group. Yeah. At all. This is
all me in my head. And I thousand percent know
that. Yeah. But at the time, you know, you're
drinking. I was already a little bum from the
night, came around the corner and then everybody's
there. And I was a little taken aback and they
kind of like haul us over. And I was just kind
of like, well, fuck. And then you left me. I
immediately walked over and you jumped down and
you jumped right into the frame. I started giving
as you should, like as you should. But that just
further spiraled me because I was like, I'm standing
there by myself. Yeah. Again like by completely
by myself and I'm like shit and then I know in
my head Well in my head I'm thinking well, they
don't want me over there. Why am I gonna go over
there and in my head? I'm also realizing well,
nothing's gonna work right now because yeah,
I am so in my fucking head Yeah, and we've we've
had a couple situations where I know if if my
head goes this way shit ain't working Like any
guy out there knows if you're not if your head's
not into it your head's not into it your other
head's not into it so you run over there and
you jump down and i'm just like like standing
there like a doofus and one of the girl like
kind of scooched over on the couch and she called
me over and instead of me thinking Cool. Yeah,
I'm thinking this is a pity. Yeah, which it wasn't
it wasn't and I thousand percent know that but
in my head I'm like this. Yeah, you already had
negativity in your yeah I was like, well, what
the fuck is this and then and then she scoots
over and called me over I'm like no like this
is just a total pity play and I'm like I gotta
get out of here Yeah, and then everybody thought
you were mad Yeah, and then you came over and
I'm like I need to get a drink. We need to just
leave I need to like Separate myself from this
for a second So you and I went to the bar and
got a drink. Yeah, and then a Couple of the people
came over and said hey, we're getting ready to
leave. We really would like for you guys to come
Yeah, and in my head a couple things going on.
I'm I Was kind of I was kind of by that point.
I was starting to level out of a bit Realized
that I just walked into a situation. That was
just overwhelmed me. Yeah, and I realized You
know just a couple minutes later. I'm like, well
that was not correct But I still knew like my
mind is not I am not feeling sexy right now.
I am not feeling confident and I'm like there's
not one part of me right now that wants to go
back and Interact right with this now. I'm not
saying this group but this situation, right?
I am wanted to interact with all that group.
Yeah and But I'm just like this I've learned
enough of myself in the LS I know what situations
are gonna work for me and I know what situations
are not right and I'm getting better at identifying
those sometimes it takes a second. Yeah, but
in this I'm just like instantly I'm like No for
a couple different reasons one Fomo I hate leaving
places early. Yeah, and this was still is what?
I couldn't even tell you what time it was. I
would say it was maybe 12 12 ish 12 30 maybe
So I Was gonna have FOMO the the the interaction
I'm like, I don't know how this is gonna go I've
felt like I needed distance to kind of clear
my head a little bit more plus last time We were
in Vegas at whispers everybody left early and
you and I Ended up playing in the room and had
a great fucking time. Yeah, so in my head I'm
thinking like I want to do that again Yeah, I
want to go back to that room again, and I want
to you know put on a little public display and
if someone joins us fantastic like I I knew the
time I knew the type of fun you and I were gonna
have at whispers mm -hmm and And I was like in
my head. I'm like, I don't know what the this
other side, if we leave with all this group,
I don't know what's gonna come from there, but
I know that I'm gonna have FOMO. And I know that
I kind of in my head already wanted to have time
with you and the Whispers. So we're like, no,
you guys can go back. But everybody just thought
you were mad. I mean, I did too. I thought you
were mad at first too. I'm mad at everybody.
No, we've since hung out and talked to everybody
since. Yeah, exactly. Everybody knows now what
the situation was. I think we've kind of talked
to everybody about it. We haven't talked to them
to this extent. They're going to get some new
information. I think some people, like I talked
to, well, you talked to Palm Springs guy and
I talked to the girl. Briefly. But I talked to
her in more depth on the phone more recently.
And I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I talked to Cole
at the pool party the following day had kind
of asked me and it was a like light because again
They he thought you were mad and I'm like he
wasn't mad and he definitely wasn't mad I was
giving you head like none of that was like he
wasn't mad at anything actually I'm like but
I can see why everybody thought that because
I initially thought that but it was just because
your reaction was Knee -jerk and you didn't I
think cuz you just didn't really know how to
react Yeah, I think you're processing what you
were feeling and thinking there was anger For
sure, but it was more at you. It was at it wasn't
at anybody in particular It was at the situation
that I I missed Understood the situation right
and that anger at the situation was very momentary.
Yeah, it was just like oh well fuck that you
know, I mean like Just that but then like I realized
I'm like, no, that's not it. Yeah, it's just
my initial and I mean, that's my feelings on
my feelings Your feelings and you're allowed
to have your feelings and that's why I when it
all happened I'm like I got to walk away just
because I knew like I don't know what faces I'm
making like I just need to I just need to leave
I didn't know what faces you were making either
because I was deep into Cole's garage And so
I was just kind of like, I just we just need
to pull away. And we did. And it sounds like
everybody kind of. Yeah. Well, I think a little
bit because of our like because of that situation,
it kind of like I think their intention was to
go back to the hotel room and play. But I think
once everybody got in the cars and the Ubers,
they were tired. And that kind of just like it's
a 20 minute Uber. Yeah. So and then just the
situation kind of probably. brought it down a
little bit, but unfortunately, sadly for them.
Well, we had a great bucket. But we had fun after
they left. Yeah. Once we wrapped our fingers
back around, and we're like, OK. Yeah, we were
just kind of like. I realized you weren't mad.
We had a conversation by the locker. And yeah,
it wasn't like, I'm not mad. It's just whatever
it was. I couldn't really identify it at the
time. Um, a couple of days later, I was able
to kind of think about it and, and diagnose it
and, you know, tear it apart and kind of got
down to the nitty gritty. And it's just, it was
just one of those things. Like you had said previously,
I could tell the past couple of weeks, you haven't
been in a good mood and there's no particular
reason. It's just, you know, ebb and flows of
life. Right. And, um, and I definitely haven't
like, you know, been feeling the best. So that
was just kind of like a dope. worst thing to
come around at the worst moment. For me, it was
like a confirmation of my feelings. And I was
just like - There you go. Yeah, that makes sense.
Even though it wasn't. It wasn't. When you're
feeling a certain type of way and then a situation
comes along and it confirms that. You feel like,
oh, well, this is clearly valid now because of
this. Exactly. You find things to make it valid.
Exactly. You worked a situation and you make
it your truth. So it was just one of those -
perfect storms, like you said, you saw them previously.
I had seen them when we walked. Had I seen them
first, it might have been a completely different
situation. It was just so and heard them say,
hey, guys, come over. Yeah. And then I me telling
them we're going to the bathroom. We'll be right
back. Yeah. And then different. Yeah, I walked
into right exactly. But anyway, so so they all
left Yeah, they left and then you and I had it
like a quick You know pow out the the lockers
kind of got on the same page again And then we
we walked back around and we were watching a
couple go at it in the in the in the Purple rain
rooms about the purple rain. Yeah. Okay, and
no no no. Oh No, you're talking about the one
that was like Daddy daddy teacher. I'm a bad
student and all this stuff. They're not gonna
buy me sneakers Yeah, do you like my sneakers
daddy? There was so we were in the Alison that
was an Alison Wonderland, okay so we were watching
a couple in the Alison Wonderland room and It
was they were older than I am for sure. He was
probably in his late 50s She was probably in
her late 40s, early 50s. And I mean, they look
good, but it was just the banter between them
was throwing me off because it was like it was
a schoolgirl theme. And so she was like, she
was just like, Do you like my sneakers, daddy?
Yeah, daddy. And I was just like, I was. hot
but also i was trying not to laugh at some of
it because i was just like that's not my style
you and i we don't do role playing at all no
we're not big on dirty talk like what we'll talk
my imagination is not good enough like i'm so
analytical that my brain cannot go to role play
like i just get too like weird i feel like and
i am like in my head way too much to be like
all right Yeah, like your sneakers. Hey, I'm
your teacher. But you know what? Good for them.
No, yeah, for sure. Do it. Yeah, I'm not yucking
anyone's gum. But as we're watching it, we had
to make sure we weren't like audibly laughing.
Yeah, because I was just like, it was good. It
was good, but then it was like sometimes she
would say something like, the thing about you
like my sneakers and I'm like, what? The sneakers
threw me. I mean, I guess it's all she was wearing,
so. Yeah, so. Don't know so we it was hot and
then a little bit funny. Yeah and then Did we
watch any other rooms? Yeah, we watched the purple
rain room Tell me about the couple the couple
in the purple rain room. She was bent over and
doggie and they had their door open but they
had like a rope across it and It wasn't a welcome
in room. I would have joined them for sure I've
seen them before. They're locals. I talked to
them. You don't tell me any of these things.
I'm sure I could have been like. And they would
probably be fine. I actually talked to them when
we were at Whispers. How? How come I always hear
about this shit like three months removed? Well,
because they had their I don't care. Listen,
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen listen Linda if you have these thoughts
in your head You need to let me know you cannot
tell me afterwards. You're like, oh by the way,
I wanted to lick his I didn't say Let's not go
too far. That's your style not mine Licking his
asshole you licking assholes. Oh, it's eating
ass. It's different You lick it. It's a different
technique. Okay, I don't I don't know. Anyway,
I don't know about all that. Anyways, basically,
no, when there's when there's a couple that you're
interested in, whether it's behind a velvet rope
or not, you need to be a little more vocal with
me. So. Last time we were at Whispers, the pool
party thing, I was sitting there, sitting in
the kitchen eating and they. They were just sitting
there just like chatting with me. I don't know
where you were probably in the pool Or maybe
going the bathroom. I have no idea. No, I wouldn't
have I have no idea I was by myself. I'm pretty
sure I don't think I maybe you're getting all
our stuff together. Yeah, probably I don't know.
Anyway, I do recall Sitting at a table waiting
for our uber I think or something like that Last
time. Yes. I'm talking about last time. Yeah.
Yeah. So anyway So we watched them for a little
bit and then we went into the big orgy room And
somebody was getting up right as we walked in
there so in the middle of the room So at that
point I Put you on your back. Yeah, you went
down on me yes, I was going down on you for a
little bit and Remember the woman no Yeah, I
was going down on you and you you were on your
back and your tits were facing up Oh, yeah, and
this woman comes by and she says woman and her
husband Yeah, she says and they had been eyeing
me all night and he walked by me earlier in the
night He's like you're gorgeous and I was like,
oh, thank you, you know, and so but then I noticed
him watching me So then we went into the room
tag on you. Yeah when we went into the room,
of course immediately there basically right there
in the room. How convenient. She came up and
she said, what did she say? Do you mind if I
suck or play with your boobs or something like
that? Play with your tits or whatever. And I
was like, and this was true, but I was like,
my boobs are kind of sensitive and not in a good
way. They weren't our type. But you know what,
props to them for trying. Yeah. And props for
them for asking. Yeah. And not pressing the issue.
Yeah. So they just stood there and watched us
for a while. They stuck around the entire time
and watched it. And that's great. Yeah. Enjoy,
you know? Yeah. But there was another couple
in the corner. They were going at it. She was
riding him for a while on like the booth. And
then she left to go to the bathroom, I assume.
And he's just sitting there just wanking himself.
Turned you over at that point. Well, there's
a few you know Little things in there and I started
fucking you from behind. Yeah, and she came back
I'm assuming she just went to the bathroom and
she probably pooped And then she goes and she
sits down on the the thing and They were probably
six feet from me. I would have been okay if they
joined at least her But I was fucking you and
I looked over and she's just looking at us and
she's just going to town on herself I can play
with herself like she had her legs spread wide
open and she was going at herself and I looked
over on my that's fucking hot I told her she
just like smiled and We were fucking for a little
bit. But once that started to happen. I'm like
you came Watching her Watching her watch us and
like watching her masturbate to watching us while
you're fucking me. I tapped out all your things.
I'm all your head exploded. And so did your nuts.
Everything. And I dumped a load on. Well, we
had already been told, though, to wrap it up.
Somebody. Yeah, they were already they had already
walked through and said, you know, they gave
us a time. They're like, correct. You guys were
closing in 30 minutes or whatever they said.
So we were already getting like we already knew
our time was short. So if we were going to wrap
it up, that was the time to wrap it up because
I did. You did. And I came and I put your butt
cheeks together. I'm like, all right, run. And
you ran and you cleaned up, but some still spilled.
So I was standing there with the sheet, like
covering it, waiting for you to come out, because
I didn't want to leave the sheet and like, you
know what I mean? So you came out, we changed
the sheets and. which is probably pointless,
because they're closing up anyways. Yeah, I probably
could have just pulled the sheet off. And then
I left you hanging. You did? Well, that was my
fault. That was your fault. You were fucking
pretty good there. And then so we go out and
we collect our clothes and we get all dressed
and we go into the the main like kitchen seat
in area and we call our Uber and it's like, you
know, 12 minutes away. And you just like, you
pull down your pants while we're standing. I
didn't pull them down. Yes, you did. And then
you grabbed the toy, your vibrator. No, I had
a dress on. I think I pulled up my dress. That
makes sense. Yeah. All I know is you, yeah. I
pulled the vibrator out. And we're standing in
the middle there and you're like, ah. And so
you grab the vibrator and you rode that for a
couple of minutes. The 12 minutes. No, not the
full 12. And then you got yours. Good for you.
So Yeah, so come to find out We had a good time.
We did have a good time and we ate we later told
beard and he's like what Like you always leave
too early. Yeah, he likes to he likes to 9 p
.m. Wait. Yeah, what does he say? What does he
say? 930 Down and dirty down and dirty by 930.
Yeah, there's some people that are like that
and that's not us though We're more like, you
know down and dirty by 1 p .m. 1 a .m We like
to close out the playrooms and yeah, just that's
just kind of how we roll so So that kind of concludes
whispers whispers So then well shit, it's do
you want a third part this or? it's an hour 15
already yeah we could probably because it's just
one party left yeah so then sunday morning we
get up we go to breakfast we actually went to
this really cute breakfast spot it was kind of
It was interesting. But you were feeling the
same nausea. But I was still feeling, I woke
up feeling nauseous again, but I had taken one
dramamine preemptively. And then so when the
nausea started coming on, it wasn't as bad as
the day before. And I took another one immediately
and then it started going away. But. So yeah,
so we went to this breakfast place, really cute.
It was a little French place where they put fresh
fruits and stuff on your table and you kind of
made your own salad. Anyway, it was fun. That's
not what everybody wants to hear about. But then
we went to Flirtz. Flirtz LV, which is, Flirtz
LV and Playhouse LV are owned by the same couple.
Couple. We chose to go to flirts LV Sunday party
because we didn't know they had a Saturday the
way it was presented online is Flirts LV has
a pool Playhouse does not But flirts only did
pool parties on Sunday So I chose whispers for
Saturday flirts on Sunday simple logistical decision,
right? But apparently playhouse hosts parties,
pool parties on Saturday at Flerts and apparently
Sunday is the bigger pool party at Whispers.
Yeah. So and Saturday is the bigger pool party
at Flerts. So it sounds like we just flipped
our days. We went by common sense. We went by
what we know. Typically the bigger pool parties
are Saturdays. That's just Typically how it is.
Yeah, but whispers apparently sold out on yeah,
that was getting emails on Cassidy saying we're
at capacity Don't you think about coming? Yeah
sad Yeah, so it sounds like we should probably
should have flipped it. Who knows? Yeah Hindsides
2020 it is so this was our first time at a flirts
pool party. Yes, and Also, sadly, we didn't get
the best first impression. Well, to start Flirt's
LV, their pool party was advertised as Topshinal,
which is how we read it. And you know, that's
fine. We can do Topshinal. I can keep my pants
on. It's fine. So then we heard... Topshinal
with Playrooms. Yes, we're Playrooms. And then
I think the day before, the day of, we heard
it was actually fully nude. Now, we're like...
Cool. No, it was a day of because Sam and Cole
got there before us. That's what it was. Yeah.
So they messaged us actually while we were in
the Uber on our way there. Saying it's this now.
Yeah. Fun fact. Yeah. So cool. Whatever. So we
get there and so it's a lifestyle pool party.
We've done lifestyle pool parties. We have an
idea of what to expect at lifestyle pool parties.
Yeah. Some are crazier than others. Whispers,
you can pretty much do whatever you want wherever
you want. EDR back in the day. No sex in the
pool. No sex in the pool, but outside of that,
there's blowjobs on the pool. You can do pretty
much anything else. So we get there and we walk
up and we go to the place to check in with Nicole.
one of my uh castley crushes by the way and i
told her that she's like oh it didn't work though
um she's like oh next um and then you had to
go to the bathroom because we had been in an
uber yeah for like 15 20 minutes and you know
drinking drinking you gotta pee i had to pee
and we've been to flirts we know where the bathrooms
are so cool so we're like we go up to the register
we check in Cool, and we get told, hey, we're
gonna give you a tour. And I was like, okay,
cool, we can get another tour, great. And you
start walking towards the bathroom, and then
we were told something like, wait, you gotta
wait for the tour guy, he'll be back in a second.
We're like, oh, she's just using the bathroom,
she'll come back with a tour. And then he comes
around, and I don't remember his name, but I
wouldn't say it anyways. It's kind of a dick.
Yeah, he's like you have to you need to get the
tour So you don't break rules you don't even
know about before you even know about him and
it starts like yelling at us right off the gate
Okay, I guess I will be holding it and then so
can we do this tour then because I really gotta
pee And then he starts telling us he's like,
all right guys, you know, here's the rules you
could be naked But there's you know, absolutely
no touching no kissing No, no, no fluffing in
the water. No touching boobs. You can't make
any contact in what we're like, Whoa, like what?
Yeah, it was very aggressive. It was super aggressive
the way it was presented. And it wasn't what
we expected. No, like, fine. I'm not gonna fucking
the pool. Yeah, of course. But I can do more
at my local Marriott than what he was saying.
And he's like, if you do any of these, you're
immediately kicked out. No, no chances. It's
like you're gone. Yeah. And by that point we
had rented a cabana and I was kind of like, well,
fuck this place. Yeah. But the place was beautiful.
Yeah. And the people were hot. The people were
hot. The pool was beautiful. The setup was beautiful.
Everything was like. But I was. Coming from whispers
the night before I wasn't in a bad mood, but
I was I Was knocked down a peg. I was feeling
like we're all ready to catch a vibe Yeah, and
then we walk in and again no vibe to be caught
that vibe was kicked left in the uber I left
it in the uber So then we walk in and like, okay
fine So then we get our cabana and we're all
kind of sitting there looking at each other like
what the fuck And we're like, was that just us?
And we started talking to our groups of friends
that all came in because we all like we came
in an Uber, like four of us and then four other
people came in an Uber. And then, like I said,
Sam and Cole came or like were there earlier.
So we all kind of came at different times. So
we all got a tour from the same guy. Turns out
we all got the same asshole spiel. Yeah. Which.
Which. I believe one of our friends actually
said something to Nicole. Yeah, I know cuz Sam
was like I'm gonna go say something She's like,
I don't know why first of all why he's being
a dick I she's like I thought it was just us
But if it's everybody like she should know that
the person you have greeting and giving tours
is an asshole the face of yeah And then second
of all, I don't like that. We can't like You're
not gonna tell me I can't kiss my husband in
the pool And then how do you know which one's
my husband right like it's like what? So then
she went and asked so that another guy came over
a different guy, and he was like no No, that's
not it like I'm sorry you guys had that experience.
You know it's just think like think like strong
PG -13 almost are you know, like not quite R,
but like a really heavy PG 13. Like that guy
gave you initial tour. It would have been a totally
different vibe. So he's like, cause he's like,
so even though this other guy is telling us all
this, like he's like, yeah, you guys can, you
can touch your boobs. Like you could make out.
You can, you know, just know, don't, don't take
your pan. Like don't, well, you know, you could
take your pants off because you could be naked
there. So that was the other thing. You could
be completely naked, but you couldn't touch anything.
So then it was like, just don't give me no blow
jobs on the side of the pool. If you want to
go play, go into the one of the playrooms, you
know? And. But yeah, everything else is like
fine, you know, just think. Like heavy PG -13,
low R rated movie like no fucking. So but by
that time we had already gotten the. You won't
get a warning. Yeah, you're so then it's like
yeah, you're gonna get kicked out. So then it's
like already in my head. I was thinking Okay,
this guy's telling me this this other guy's telling
me this but then he's telling me I'm not even
gonna get a warning So what if I cross the line?
I don't even realize I'm crossing like what if
my pg -13 is different than somebody else's pg
-13 And then I don't even get a warning. I just
get kicked out. Yeah, it's like that was always
in my brain. Yeah, and I am I'm pretty chill,
but I have a temper. So I know if that guy was
to come over again and like kick one of us out,
I would probably lose my shit. Not like fighting,
but I would be like, it would become a scene.
I'd be like, you're fucking pretty, you know
what I mean? I would have made a scene and I
didn't want to do that. I don't like when that
side of me comes out. So I was being like. Hands
off like I'm just gonna fucking exist. Yeah,
and for us I know some people we have some friends
that can just literally go from zero to a hundred
They can just like be somewhere and they'd be
like, let's go fuck and go fuck like that's not
us Like our vibe has to build we have to flirt
and do all the like the foreplay and everything
and then you know We can take it to a playroom
and play like fully but like we definitely don't
we're definitely not like Schedule playdate type
of people like That's just not our vibe. So for
us to be in that scenario to then go play it
how we have to have some sort of buildup and
we couldn't have any buildup because we didn't
really know where we could go with it and what
we could do and how to build up. So, yeah, I
was like very it was a very confusing situation.
It was so confusing. And it was so pretty. Like
that's the thing that sucks. I know it's not
because the place was so pretty. The people were
so pretty. The setup was great. Like it was the
like the fact they had the cabana was night like.
They allowed us to have the caban like that.
They sold cabanas and they weren't even that
expensive. No, I Don't know and it's just like
but ultimately one of the other funny things
Again Music yeah, but their music was not good.
Well, here's the they had speakers set up, right
and They had their music was better. It was better.
They had they had some house music. They had
it was it was sexy, however They had it hooked
to someone's cell phone that kept getting phone
calls and alarms. Yeah, so it would go silence
for 20 seconds while the alarm was going off
and then Yeah, and it was like guys get a fixed
device for you I get it buy an iPad, they're
like $200. No, an Amazon tablet. An Amazon tablet.
$125. Buy an extra sound. You'll probably get
one for 50 bucks. I have an extra, I won't give
you one. Look at your local buy nothing. So just
everything. I know we sound like big complainers,
but the problem is that... I don't know. It was
one of those things like we brought our friends.
We we set up the places we were going to go.
And it was just a lot of let downs. And then
it was just things kept happening to all the
hiccups throughout the weekend. Don't get me
wrong. We had a fun. We had a really fun weekend.
But and I would do it again. It was just things
that I'm like, shit. But now we know flirts is
changing their. Like they've already kind of
changed some of their stuff. So I think the plan
is to be a little more lenient in the pool. So
we don't want that to deter anybody who wants
to go there. Just find out ahead of time what
you're getting yourself into is all I would say.
We probably could have if we didn't assume it
was like every other lifestyle pool we've been
to, we would have asked the right questions and
then we would have known what we were walking
into. Yeah. Here's the thing about flirts is
that day I left with the attitude of I'm never
coming back here. But that was that day. Yeah
in retrospect looking back and with the murmurs
we've heard we heard yeah of Different management
style changes. I'm not gonna say anything more
than that, but just from the rumors I heard it
sounds like it's gonna get better better for
Our vibe. Yeah, so I'm definitely looking forward
to trying it again. Yeah for sure I would love
to give them another shot and then the other
things the the flirt nightclub part One of the
things we didn't really like was that they opened
at what was it ten ten? I think And then like
between 10 and 12, it was like naked at all.
No nudity. It was like just talking. But now
they're doing like a seven to nine meet and greet
at the pool at the pool. And then so it's like
so nine. Then they're letting you into the club.
And it sounds like they're loosening up some
of their things that they were super. They're
adding more time. Strict on that was kind of
odd to us for a lifestyle thing, because like
the no like I know when we went to flirts. Night
thing where it was like no topless. No nothing
before midnight. Like that's Like it was it again.
It was like a limited foreplay. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
It limited a lot of foreplay for us Yes, and
that's what we need to get ourselves into naughty
situations and then for for play and this and
this thing it Means the physical and also the
mental that the flirt in like all of ya So it
sounds like they're making some changes for the
nightclub Which is great and the pool party because
the pool party wasn't nude before it was optional
and now it's full nude So it sounds like and
the guy who did tell us that the pg -13 our thing
scenario. He did say that they're They're trying
to loosen up their or they're they might be loosening
up their rules at the pool as well to allow and
don't take our word for that. Yeah, exactly.
This is not like this is in their rules. This
is just what the guy told us when we were there.
Allegedly. And when it's going to happen, I have
no idea. It could already be going on right now.
It happens by the next time we go. Yeah. So I
think I think just I think hopefully that guy
I think it's a good lesson to us because we always
tell people like find out where you're going.
Yeah. Find out like what's what to get like what
you need there. Do you need to bring your own
alcohol? Do you need to bring your own cups?
Yeah. Do you need to bring like our friends in
Michigan? They have to bring their own mixers,
too. So for them coming to parties, this kind
of party like, oh, we only have to bring our
liquor. It's like, yeah, you don't have to bring
mixers. Every place we go to has mixers. But,
you know, some places might not. So it's just
I think a reminder, too, of like Ask the questions.
I know you always like message everybody and
you always ask but like we assumed too much I
think we've gotten to the point where we've done
enough. Yeah, we tend to us Yeah, we assume and
you know what assuming does it makes us an ass
out of you and me that being said So we've gone
way over babe, yeah, and then we had dinner and
our dinner was good we left we left flirts We
didn't play played volleyball And so we left
flirts. We had a good dinner. So first was, I
mean, it was OK for what I guess. I want to wrap
it back up like if it was if if we went to flirts,
just flirts and I didn't have the the hiccups
from the whole prior of the weekend. We just
literally rolled in Sunday to flirts. It would
have been better. Yeah. But it was just that
was like in my mind. Knew that that was the last
Chance last chance last event we were doing yeah,
and I was like when this is this is how we're
gonna end this weekend Yeah, I was like it was
kind of sad. Yeah. Yeah, and then we had dinner
and then we we after dinner we All we were down
To Coolsville. Oh, yeah, we all over down to
Coolsville and we got to tattoo so all ten of
us have Happy face tattoos on our wrist. You've
seen if you're if you've been to our tik -tok,
you can see it Yeah, I posted it on our tik -tok.
So we all did uh $10 tattoos at coolsville For
some of us it was their first First not for me,
but And then uh after that we went to one of
our favorite tiki bars stray pirate and we closed
out the night there we left there like I think
they closed at 12. So I think we left at like
12 something like that But here's the thing.
We had an early flight. We had to get up at like
five for our flight. So in my head, I'm like,
I'm like, we need to go. Yeah, I'm having a good
time. We need to go. So then we all went back
to, you know what a pain in the ass I am to get
up in the morning. Exactly. I can get up two
hours of sleep and be fine, but you are a different
animal. You're like, I don't want to get up.
You have to. We literally have the plane's not
going to wait. You don't have an option here.
This is not something we can discuss and negotiate.
We need to go. So we went back to our hotel room
and ironically enough, this is. I brought our
portable podcast equipment, and then I set it
up in the living room of our suite with the intention
on is, you know, if all of us ever gather into
the room, we'll do a podcast. It never happened
until Sunday night. Yeah. Or Monday, no, Monday
night. Monday night. Monday night at one o 'clock
in the morning. No, Sunday night. Sunday? Yeah,
we were home on Monday. That's right. Yeah. So
like, fuck, everybody came over, we're all like
sitting on the couch and I'm like, You had said
should we podcast I'm like no Like I I don't
I don't want to start this madness right now.
I know like We need to go to bed. Yeah, you had
that in your mind and I was like we're up. We're
up Yeah, you were gonna just So Yeah, so it just
ended with Empty podcast equipment. We were gonna
we were gonna do one, but it didn't happen So
yeah We made our flight. We got home and you
didn't get molested by TSA this time. Well, this
time you got mocked for taking all your stuff
out. So if you guys remember the episode last
last Thursday or whatever it was, I had to take
all of my equipment out and I had to, you know,
I got finger banged and and so this time I'm
like, cool, I'm going to do preemptively do it.
I pulled all my shit out and they just looked
at me like I was a fucking idiot. Yeah, they're
like, you don't have to do that. You don't have
to do any of that. You can just I wish TSA had
a set of fucking standards, right? Like pick
one. I think we went through. I think the reason
why you didn't have to do that, because we didn't
have to take our shoes off either. I think because
the lady in the TSA pre check line was not busy.
I think that's why we went because we were down
that. Yeah, she called us over. We were down
that hallway. Yeah, they were called up. So I
think that's why Whatever but we didn't know
we were in the TSA pre -check line. So like I
have a backpack a CPAP I have a mixer you're
carrying some shit your iPad iPad out This is
fucking ridiculous. Yeah, so we made it home
And we are here made it we did it and I think
we just finished our Memorial Day wrap -up. Yeah
skidded through So Sunday, but we had a really
had a good time. We had a really good time play
other than between us Speak for yourself. Well,
I mean I guess not no play but Minimal minimal
not as much as I had forecasted. I don't like
to go anywhere with a set of Expectations, but
I had a certain level. I think I think all ten
of us had a certain level of expectations. Yeah,
but Don't know the like it was my feelings you
had feelings Vibes were weird people were fainting
on the way there. I Got finger rooms. Yeah, you
got finger bang by TSA rooms were charging us
nine thousand nine thousand dollars It just it
was a lot it was a lot It was a lot. It was a
big weekend, but it was fun though Yeah, I mean
all in all of all the things we complained about
we still had I mean I think we still had fun
I saw it just the places we went they didn't
they didn't meet my expectations, right? Which
was sad so whispers and flirts if you're still
with us do better just figure out some of this
small stuff and we'll come back again. They're
like, we don't give a fuck if you don't come
back. They're like, we could care less if you
guys come back. Please don't, actually. Listen,
guys, so what we're gonna need you to do is really
step it up in the music department. Now, we,
like you said, we just had a certain level of
expectations and that we've been met prior at
some of these places and Flirts was just, it
was a weird one. But everything gets better.
We still have our friends. They're still our
friends. So that's good and We hung out four
days straight with people and they're still our
friend, right? That's fucking amazing and not
one of them said anything about your laugh being
too much They always say they did they did tell
me I ramble though. So here we are I think we're
gonna end this and then we're gonna be at Athena's
Saturday come along hang out and Next episode
we're gonna talk about Cali vibes weekend. Mm
-hmm. We had a fun weekend and we oh I didn't
even mention it at whispers daytime pool party.
We met one of our podcast listeners from oh,
yeah Yeah, they were really nice and yeah Super
nice. He we tried to get them to come to the
night party, but they they ended up going to
the whispers Sunday night party. Okay They said
I had a good time. She ended up getting sick.
So she wasn't able to make the night party drama
means everything. Um, uh, so yeah, they were
a cute couple. Yeah, they were. And they said
they're, they might be joining us EDR and the
12th. Yeah. Uh, they were a little tentative
about EDR because of all the things that went
on. And he actually has a whole rant that he's
texted us about that. We'll probably address
that on the next show. Oh, and also, um, to the
Greek couple. that messaged us on our super sexy,
uh, Sweetums line. You sent, um, a couple, a
couple photos and then you made a reference to,
uh, this is your contribution to ask Eden or
something, something like that. Um, whatever
you sent for that, I'm assuming it's a video.
Um, it crashed my phone. So I couldn't, as soon
as I clicked on your thread, it would bring up
your two photos in your text, but it would freeze.
So if there was a video attached to it, I could
not see it. And I actually had to delete your
thread because I couldn't even reply to it because
my phone would freeze. So I'm assuming it was
some type of video that was not supported by
my phone. So you can email it to the Sweet Side
of Life podcast at outlook .com. If that doesn't
work, I can send you my Dropbox because I really
do want to see what it was you were intending
to send us. Um, you could always try again. Um,
and then I'll just delete it if it doesn't work
out, but we'll, we'll figure it out. Uh, so once
again, that was to the, uh, the couple that was
in Greece and, uh, it looked like you were having
a good time. And, uh, oh, and one of my other
favorite, uh, couples has sent a few more photos
and, uh, oh, the Havasu couple. Oh, and by the
way, thank you everybody for, for sending photos
because his mood got much better the following
day. You know, I love waking up to Folgers in
my cup. Some people want Folgers in your cup,
you want boobies in your phone. A while back
we had a couple invite us out to Paso Robles
Lake, I guess. And they sent a few more pictures
and I'm Googling where it's at. How long will
it take me to get there? Is it a weekend trip
or? Could I do this in a day? Exactly. I don't
think it's a day because I don't know if I'm
allowed to touch but I'm gonna have to spend
a little more time than a day. Anyways, so thanks
guys for sending us pictures and all the kind
words. We definitely love it. So I think we're
gonna call this one right now at an hour and
40 minutes. It's going to be almost two hours
by the time you add the little spiel in. All
right. When enjoying the sweet side of life,
keep your pineapples upside down. Believe in
unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you, baby.
Love you, too. I could fake laugh. If you would
like to get in contact with us, please email
us at thesweetsideoflifepodcast at outlook .com.
Or you can always find us on any one of our socials
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