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Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary
to you. It's to us. Happy anniversary to me.
Happy anniversary to us. Nailed it. Happy anniversary
to mostly me. It is mostly you. You're the lucky
one. So today is officially our 16th 16th anniversary
that's right folks married 16 years together
seven prior so it's been 70 000 years it's been
a long run basically my entire adult life 70
000 years that's just don't say that that's weird
i scooped you up at the nursery it said you did
my you've literally i've been with you my entire
adult life Hard yeah, we'll see. What do you
mean? It is what it is. You make it sound weird.
What? You made it weird. Anyways Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary. Love you. Love you, too Still
Still. Awesome. Who got who a card today though?
You got me a card. Mm -hmm. Yeah You went to
the grocery store literally specifically to give
me a card and liquor I knew exactly what you
were doing. No idea You're like I'm going to
the store babe was like he's getting me a card
and dog food And breakfast sausages for you for
me dog food for me Anyways, all right guys spoiler
alert. We have a dog We're also drunk so We decided
to push our podcast from Thursday night recording
to Friday night because it just made more sense.
Yeah, because for one Friday night, honestly,
oddly enough, our anniversary night, we had nothing
going on. We have zero going on on our actual
anniversary. I got a haircut. Yeah, that's about
it. Yeah, it was a Friday. We worked. Haircuts
were had so we we moved our recording night from
Thursday to Friday Just so we could drink a little
more Party a little more and not be as concerned.
Well, you still got to get up early for the gym.
So I'm yawning I'm not yawning. That was a See
me why you calling me out actually, you know
that being said I Have been getting in our email
like once a day I'm boring. Yes Yeah, so I'm
gonna have to cut me loose. I'm gonna have to
escort you from the show No, no, no, no, we got
a Daily emails about our YouTube presence and
the fact we have none. Oh, yeah, not from like
listeners, but from Marketers. Oh, we also don't
have a tick -tock presence Yeah, we have a tick
-tock We also have a Twitter or an X but That
has zero but we we just we need to really get
better on this because you know why? Here here's
the thing. The problem is you The problem is
you're a gen X I'm a zennial I'm not even a millennial.
I'm just a zennial. What does that even mean?
No, you're a millennial I'm no I'm in between
I'm that like small little pocket in between
a gen X and a millennial so I'm a zennial So
what what does this have to do with you sucking
at tik -tok? We didn't grow up with social media
so social media I It's not me did I my vibe we
we grew up with a different type of social media
My space yes my space and my space I've been
drinking MySpace and Facebook, but like... I
didn't grow up with Facebook. I had Facebook
in college. Yeah, exactly. I actually had it
when you were supposed to have it. I had Facebook
in college when you could only have Facebook
if you were in college. Exactly. You had to use
your college email. You had to use your college...
It had to be EDU or something? Yeah, you had
to use your college email to get it. And all
my, like the younger grades... below me had it
and They're like you need it my like sorority
sister was like you need it and I'm like, I don't
need it and then sorority were you I'm not gonna
say That I was a kappa kappa gamma kind of good
Anyway So I was like, okay, I'll get it and then
but I did have my space before that Yes, so we're
gonna actually talk about my space here in a
second, but But you didn't have to like create
videos and create content. It was just literally
posting. But to, to, to post on my space, you
had to be a coder expert HTML. Like that's where
like really to like actively do it correctly,
to put up like your songs and your, all that
stuff. I don't remember any of it was pretty
cool because you could actually like, you could,
it was semi open source. You could code it. I'm
the bitch. You know Monomi. I don't remember
the song clearly But anyways before we get to
flavor flavor Before you get too into the thick
here Cheers my love Cheers All right, you hear
the clink because I have a can Yeah, we're doing
something a little bit different tonight. Oopsie
so You didn't sip your drink after we cheers.
I hit the microphone I was trying to grab my
phone to... I'm busy. I'm producing this bitch.
So I am all over the place. Excuses, excuses.
Drink your drink. It doesn't count if you don't
drink any of it. So tonight, I've been trying...
I'm drinking a drink that I've been wanting to
try for a while, but if you guys listen to the
last couple episodes, you used all my pineapple
juice. You know the stories have it right? Yeah,
but every time you order from the store you have
not gotten it you continue You haven't put it
on your list Bitch, I told you. I said I said
I need pineapple juice you stole Lord have mercy
we're gonna end this episode. We're gonna fight
each other anniversary. I will fight you so I
finally went to the store myself to get our anniversary
card and dog food. Our anniversary card. And
pineapple juice. So tonight I am drinking a captain's
nest. Considered tropical, buzzy and beach approved.
That's AI. You made me choke. So in this particular
drink I have two ounces of spiced rum. I have
two ounces of vodka. And then I have two ounces
of pineapple juice. And it called for two ounces
of cranberry. I don't have cranberry. I thought
I did. So what I did. You just forgot to get
it at the store. Whatever. Pull back the curtain.
Excuse me. So I just use a little bit of sweet
and sour to get that tartness and then a splash
of 7 -up with a little bit of grenadine for color
Fucking delicious folks. I enjoyed it. It's not
super fruity It's not super tardy. It's strong
because it's four shots. But here we are here
we are So we had a movie night tonight and I
was drinking just Sprite and vodka until I moved
to this beach concoction. Let's see, what are
you texting? Oh, you're texting the Vegas group.
I didn't. I texted like 10 minutes ago. That's
what I just saw. I just saw it. So anyways, because
I had my phone in my hand, I saw the text come
through. So we have a Vegas trip coming up, folks.
Nobody wants to know what I'm drinking. We really
don't care. Alright babe, what are you drinking?
Just move it along. I'm a squirrel right now.
Nobody cares. What are you drinking my love?
So I am drinking a seltzer. Yay for fucking you.
But it's a it's a special seltzer. But you've
been drinking buffalo sours all night until this.
Yeah I was drinking whiskey before this but um
I got these it's negative 196. They're Japanese
seltzers. So it's fruit infused with vodka. And
it's a special process they do in Japan that
it's actually very delightful with very low sugar.
So some of the sweet seltzers that you like have
very high sugar content, which I am not a fan
of. Seltzers I like? Yeah. I don't like seltzers.
Yeah, like you like the mics and those are not
really seltzers, but like the those are canned
malt liquors, malt beverages. Right. OK. Well,
this has. OK, I'm just going to read it to you.
Read it. Real whole fruit frozen and crushed
at negative one hundred and ninety six degrees
Celsius. Using a purple purple little little.
proprietary japanese process then infused with
premium vodka and natural flavors to deliver
the ultimate refreshing taste and whole fruit
flavor and it's only 2 .5 grams of sugar how
many calories they don't say that on here nobody
cares about calories when they're drinking it's
all about the sugar yeah anyway it's six percent
for a seltzer that's pretty high and Made with
vodka and it actually it actually like I like
truly but truly doesn't really taste like the
flavor It says it's like if you smell the flavor,
that's what it tastes like you smell a grapefruit
Okay, it tastes like that. But this actually
tastes like if I taste a grapefruit. Yeah Yeah,
look at you. So pretty good. Maybe we're not
super cheap though But yeah, Japan if you want
to sponsor me Japan if you want to sponsor Japan
if you want to reach out. Hey, they're very sexually
like open there I mean some of their games are
fucking wild Japan they sell panties on the street
invented machine precisely precisely Exactly.
So yeah, if you want to get my panties in a vending
machine just hit me up But um exactly Let's go.
I've been saving them up. Anyway, so I want this
ulcer after drinking whiskey Because I do have
to get up for the gym tour morning, which is
in like three hours No, it's not. Yeah So anyways,
um, we are the sweet side of life all the way
from Southern California Are you ready to put
out our real names yet? No, so we currently are
still mr. Mrs. Sweets That is our names. Oh,
don't gaslight me into thinking I have some other
name weirdo except for the last episode. Gaslight
me. So folks, I keep meaning to make like a whole
prerecorded audio thing that has all of our information,
but our Sweet Side of Life podcast sex line is
951 -226 -5261. Once again, it's 951 -226 -5261.
We have been getting a lot of action on that
line. You've been getting a lot of action. Well,
because I'm the one that I respond and I answer
because it's on my phone. You've been getting
all the pierced vagina pictures. Oh, good times.
Morning titties. Yeah, just a couple of days
ago, it was like, good morning. It was a nice
set of tits. And then like, I'm like, oh, awesome.
And then like pierced vagina, like two seconds
later, I'm like, this day got even better. And
then like I got another titty shot today like
I'm living a pretty good life. Some would say
the sweet side of life. I'm living the sweet
side of life. And I would love to continue living
that. So ladies and gentlemen. Or just the ladies
for you. Mrs. Sweets also likes penis. So I have
not received a penis picture yet in our phone.
And I do share all the photos and text that I
get. I share it with you. So you're in the loop
just as much. I just get them like days later.
Just kidding. So I may regret this, but. Send
the dick pics too, I guess. It's actually funny,
uh, uh, um, Lacey and Dan from the spring nation.
He always talks about, he's like, they have kind
of like a phone number too. He was like, send
the dick pics. And, uh, I know the swingers couch
podcasts love dick pics, autumn send. She's like,
send them my way. Have you said autumn your dick
pic? Uh, not personally. Um, they're, they're
on our Cassidy. Don't know. I don't know if Carlos
has kept it all to himself Speaking of fucking
swingers couch podcast and fuckers. So you said
you were gonna roast. Oh my gosh So I'm a big
listener of them. They they put out an episode
every Tuesday Standard issue every Tuesday, and
then they they did this new thing. We're doing
one Thursday's which is Great night. So now they're
twice a week We're still trying to get to once
a week and I have an idea for that. So stay tuned
But anyways, so they're doing just a tip Thursday,
right great idea and it's it's kind of like a
It's a it's catchy. It's a quick in and out.
It's basically it's I guess It's based around
Like it's based around listeners emails like
questions So, um, so what was it last Thursday?
They had one and I listened to it. It was cool.
And then this yesterday, the new one came up
and I was starting listening to it. I'm like,
this is very deja vu. I felt very like I've heard
this before. I've heard this before and I was
listening a bit before and then I looked at the
title, like the subject of it. I'm like, this
is not make any sense together. And then I eventually
found out that fucking Carlos just sent out,
just re -uploaded the same fucking podcast. So
I texted him and I was like, um, just so you
know, you either fucked up or you're trying to
gaslight all of us. Something's going on. Something's
going on. You're cheating, bro. But he's like,
he goes, no fuck. I'm just getting the whole
life from you. So he fixed it. So I listen and
it's so good. So pretty funny. So good. Yeah,
I'm like the I'm like the quality control for
other people's podcast. You really are. You're
wild. You actually there was another podcast.
You're like, yeah, I think something happened
with your sound. Yeah, they're called the the
it was a sweet something sweet spot. There's
another podcast in our area called the sweet
spot. And Yeah, I was listening one day and the
audio was cutting in and out. It was like unlistenable
And I hit him up and I was like, hey, just so,
you know, the one you just released it's really
bad It's it's not sounding good And uh, he actually
hit me up and asked me for like audio like technical
like yeah stuff I don't think they're, I don't
think they've released any new episodes since
because he said he was just having problems with
his hardware and stuff. I feel like we just saw
them again. We did. We saw them at the last Say
Less Mean Green. The Say Less Mean Green, right?
Yep. Yeah, he was on other one in the Wild Shirt.
yes right he says he told he said he always brings
a second shirt because some people when he goes
to the meet and greets or things that are in
public some people ask him not to wear his like
pineapple shirts and stuff i'm like i've never
i'm like this is what i'm like this is what he
wears like all the time like you go out in no
matter where we're going if it's Bar if it's
a club if it's a funeral if it's like literally
Father's Day like Mother's Day St. Patrick's
Day Easter Doesn't matter what it's gonna be
a loud -ass shirt the holiday is you have your
tiki Hawaiian shirt on so I was like that's weird
that someone would ask you to change like that's
very like They're very Self -conscious I feel
like because people just wear I mean Tommy Bahama
is the thing. Yeah, like it's not just a swinger
thing It's like like Tommy Bahama is a vibe So
maybe that's just your vibe and why would you
make somebody change it? Just I was just like
that's wild Yeah, cuz he was like should I change
my shirt? I'm like, no, I don't break a backup
shirt. No That's just weird. Like I'm like tell
him to fuck off If they care that much, tell
them to fuck off. Yeah, so anyways, don't do
that again, Carlos. I went on a tangent. I had
to bring you back. So if you guys don't know
who I'm talking about, one of our favorite podcasts,
Swingers Couch Podcast, you can find them on
all your favorite podcast programs or whatever
you want to call it, except YouTube. Don't think
they're on YouTube either. No, I don't think
so and They've recently come out a Little bit
public starting to show faces a little bit here
and there our faces already on tick -tock Yeah,
so if you guys know where to go, you can catch
a glimpse. I like a like a That's all I'm gonna
say. I like a my southern accents going Um, so
let's see what else that I want to touch on really
quick besides you So for this weekend Most of
it's a surprise However, I did tell you that
we are gonna visit a place for the first time
ever Yes, we are gonna visit the famous House
of Black in San Diego for our first time ever
Yes, we're gonna check it out. Check it out.
You had to tell me Well, you didn't have to tell
me where we were going, but you didn't have to
tell me the theme Yeah I like surprises, but
I also hate surprises in the sense of I know
you're not a huge fan of surprises in the sense
of you want to know how to prepare and the last
thing I want to do is have you feel uncomfortable
or unprepared right, so everything else I feel
pretty confident but um Excuse me. For this one,
it was trailer park tease is the theme. And I
kind of already told you what to wear. But as
we got closer, you were asking questions like,
well, do I need a jacket? Do I need this? Do
I need this? Do I need this? I'm like, bitch,
fine. All right, here's what we're doing. So
yeah, we're gonna check out House of Black for
the first time. We'll see how it goes. I'm a
little nervous. Are you? No. I think I picture
a dungeon. I feel like it's gonna like underwhelm
me. Here's the thing about house of black From
what we know and from what I can read on the
social medias house of black there in San Diego
It's it's it's a fairly like a BDSM forward type
place like they have a lot of BDSM events dry
events where it's solely focused like The owner
of it. I believe her name is goddess Faye. Like
it's it's the whole thing is very BDSM forward,
but they they're LS as well So they have like
LS theme events and stuff like that. Yeah But
typically, you know most house of black events
seem to be you know BDSM forward so we'll see
that's that's not our our usual style, but we've
also enjoyed watching Stuff in that aspect and
you've you've yourself have part taken have participated
in multiple levels of that. So Mm -hmm. I think
it's gonna be interesting You know, we have some
fun stuff going on before that and we're gonna
finish tonight and then you know just kind of
roll in there and see what happens and I'm sure
we'll have a story or two. Hopefully hopefully
Hopefully good stories great story That's true.
We'll see. We'll see. We know not to touch other
people's toys. Well, that was their fault. Their
fault. Yes. That's right. Anywho. At least we
might have something for our social media. Yeah,
maybe a new TikTok. A TikTok with one picture.
And then guys, we have a big ass event coming
up. next week and girls ladies and gentlemen
we we have mentioned it but we are still going
to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend we are heading
out on the Thursday the 22nd right something
like that Thursday late 30s late Thursday the
22nd and we are leaving Monday so early this
year right Yeah, the 22nd. And then so Friday
the 23rd, we're just gonna be gallivanting around
town doing our thing. And then Saturday, we're
gonna be doing the Whispers Pool Party. And then
that is from 12 to 12 to six. Yeah, 12 to six.
And then we're gonna go go back to the hotel,
shower, shave, and stop yawning. Stop looking
at me. Can't help but you're so beautiful Why
is your top still on take your titties out Should
she take her titties out ladies and gentlemen
People in the car just like the flavor flavor
But um, so What was I saying? Oh, yeah, yeah.
So Saturday. I will have my titties out. Yes.
Saturday we are doing the Whispers party 12 to
6, the pool party. Go back to our room and then
come back from 9 to 3 a .m. for their nighttime
schoolgirl theme party at Whispers. School's
out, not schoolgirl themed. Schoolgirl. Come
on now. Could be a principal. You could be a
teacher. You could be a student. I'm going to
be a teacher that could be that a pencil. I'm
going to be a number two pencil. Anyways, and
then the following Sunday, we're going to be
going to the Flirtz pool party. We've been to
Flirtz at night. Had a great time there, but
this time we're going to go to Flirtz pool party
from 12 to five. So we'll have to see how that
works out. We rented a cabana. We have a super
sexy group coming with us. We have a whole like
chat right now We got what five couples total
going. Yep. If you are a listener, we have Tom
and Liz We have Sam and Cole we have beard and
butt and we have the Palm Springs couple Yes,
and we have a text group and it's it's been getting
pretty hot and heavy Getting some ass play. I'm
seeing some random dicks. Thanks beard I'm really
looking forward to I can always count on beard
beard. He loves putting his fucking dick out
there And yeah looking forward to seeing a Tom
and a thong It's gonna happen it's gonna fucking
happen So I'm gonna get closer to my friends
than I ever thought. Yes, so So here's the thing
is like Most of our friends that are going they're
they're friends that we've made in the LS Michigan
couple is friends that we had Tom and Liz. Yes.
I call it Michigan couple. Yeah We had friends
with them previous or pre the LS. Yeah And because
of your birthday party, they floated into the
LS. Floated, they dove. They dove head first.
They went straight in. So this is the first time
that we're gonna be at a LS event with them.
Yeah. So this is gonna be a little weird. A little
weird. I don't think weird. It will be... Don't
know if I weird is the right word, but it'll
definitely be Something to navigate something
to navigate. Yes, I'll take that. Yeah, cuz she
is like one of my best friends. Yeah, and So
it's Definitely Interesting because we've prior
to them knowing we were even the LS we hung out
and just like did Holidays together and game
nights game nights and normal stuff. By the way,
I'm bringing cards against humanity to Vegas
I hope to God we don't have time to play where
share you like it. We're sharing a two -bedroom
suite Two -bedroom two -bathroom suite with um,
they're sharing a two -bathroom suite with with
the sweets Yeah, so we're sharing it with Tom
and Liz so I'm thinking like in any downtime
because hi when they lived here. I loved playing
cards against humanity. You did too. I know you
know, it's good But um now we're gonna play strip
If you get if you win you have to take you get
the card but you have to take off clothes So
you're a winner and a loser But then everybody
else's winner But I'm actually gonna bring my
we're gonna bring our mobile podcast stuff and
set it up because all the couples we just talked
about, we're all staying at the same hotel. So
there's gonna be a lot of like, and a lot of
people are staying in the same room. So like
I, from my understanding is, so we have Liz and
Tom and like we're in rooming together the whole
weekend, cause we're all getting there like on
the same day. And then some other people are
coming in on Friday. So I think Beard and Butt
and the Palm Springs couple are staying in the
same suite together, but I think the first night
because Beard and Butter are in a different room,
I think the Palm Springs couple is staying with
Sam and Cole. So like everybody like whoever
had like the biggest room. So you're saying there's
going to be a lot of swapping. Yeah. In the rooms.
OK, got it. Got it. What I was going to say is
we're bringing our podcast equipment and there's
going to be a lot of in and outs in our rooms.
But same thing. So I'm hoping to get just you
know a lot of just random interviews kind of
more like the I feel like it would be good to
just do like the Swingers couch podcast like
how we did with them like yeah just pull it out
you know just whip it out whip it out it's me
crazy you can't plan it and it'll just be chaos
yeah basically i'm gonna have four microphones
laying on the counter just listen to us play
cards against humanity that would be fucking
amazing so it's gonna be um skip that one 40
minutes of a skip of us drunken just Nonsense
exactly. So I don't know what's different than
what we do already though Zero zero difference.
So it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun weekend
There's been a lot of checks written who I Didn't
write any checks There's been I I'm pretty sure
I said something about I have no intention on
wearing pants the entire trip You did I was like
TSA if I have something more to say about that.
That's a that's a big big big check, but um We'll
see how it works out cuz yeah, it's gonna be
interesting. It's gonna be an interesting weekend
for sure so looking forward to gonna be fun.
Oh, it's gonna be a fucking blast. I'm no doubt
cuz We've we've done one whispers pool party
But it was at the end of our dirty Vegas last
year. And we talked about one couple will be
there. They might be the Bakersfield couple.
Yeah. I think they're to hatch be more than Bakersfield.
But yeah, they they identify as Bakersfield.
No one knows where to that. We know how to pronounce
that. But yeah, they might be because that's
we saw them at Whispers last year. Or when we
were dirty Vegas, we didn't they weren't at dirty
Vegas, but they were at Whispers I'll message
message them. I think well, they don't check
their yeah, they're like three months. I mean,
it doesn't even matter I mean if they're going
they're going there Yeah, we'll see in there
if they are but well, this is gonna be the first
time we are rolling in with like No, not the
first time I guess because last time we rolled
in with the group. Yeah, that's right. Yeah But
not at a pool party when I got molested on the
dance floor Is it yeah But this is gonna be the
first pool party So, uh, that's me a good time
and then let me see oh Okay, guys in case you
haven't noticed we don't have a script we literally
our podcast It could just be called by the seat
of our pants because sometimes Yeah, it's just
called a squirrel podcast I'll crack the mics
and I'll be like, so what are we talking about?
Like, I don't know. All right, fair enough. Let's
go start it up So one of the things so all these
other podcasts are starting to do like you know,
two episodes a week, like, you know, swingers
couch, they're getting all fancy with their,
uh, just the tip Thursday and, um, you know,
swing nation, they did their Tuesday talks. What's
that? Just two nuts. Okay. Um, anyway, just the
tip and we're just two nuts. That's actually
really good. Not really. Because we're like nutty.
And then it's like balls. Oh, I had no idea what
you were referring to. You're fantastic. Oh,
boy. Anyways, so. It's a marketing thing. It
is a marketing thing. I can like see squirrels
with nuts. Squirrels and nuts. Because we squirrel.
I just. It's like so many things. Like we squirrel.
So squirrels and nuts. Just two nuts. Ball sack.
OK. Let me know when I can continue, please.
Let me know when you're done. Go. Okay. I just
feel like we're missing something here. Okay.
We'll work on that in private. Let me put together
a change order and we'll talk about it. Just
two nuts. It would work better if it was two
dudes doing a podcast. Exactly. Anyway, so I've
been wanting to figure out like a way of doing
like at least a weekly show I don't have an hour
in me weekly just cuz this takes a lot out of
me. This is too much so So what I I think I came
up with a brilliant fucking idea the other day
All right, and you're you ready folks? No, so
We are part of you and I on our face space are
part of many like different pineapple groups.
Yes, and It's fun we we don't interact at all
and then typically every now and then you'll
throw your opinion out I mean my two cents are
worth it They're worth exactly that So sometimes
I'll start typing out like a whole response and
I'll get halfway through my thought Then I just
say I just I don't have the energy to finish
this and I'll just delete it out and I'll move
on with my life. I feel like it takes more energy
to delete it out than just supposed to be okay.
It could But that being said I think our advice
is super valuable because we're like professionals.
Of course duh. We're like so smart and yeah What
yeah, okay, so here's what I'm here's my idea
is every other week Every other week we do our
You just probably got us another negative review
So every every other week we typically release
our full full hour or whatever it is podcast
but Every other other week, I want to do like
a response to these, you know, things on the
forums of the Facebooks or whatever. So like
I was talking about earlier, I grew up in the
era of MySpace and Facebook. So I want to call
this feature. Come face. My face confessionals.
It's like MySpace. Facebook my face we could
workshop this morning. No, I think it's official
to nuts No, so we're gonna do my face confessionals
and what's what's that gonna be is we're gonna
take a random talk topic Off one of these Facebook
groups something that's interesting something
that's you know controversial What? Stop working
workshopping over here. I'm rolling here, babe
And then we're just gonna And I'm gonna hate
in rolling rolling rolling keep me fat and dirty
So I'm gonna I think what we need to do. I'm
gonna delete all of this. You're fucking killing
me, bro fucking killing me You're hurting my
heart right now He does not the word it's Annoying
the shit out of me I Can't even look at you right
now. I'm trying to complete this fucking thought
Can you just leave the room for a second so I
can like finish this Anyways, so we're I'm thinking
every Okay, check check it's a mic on All right,
so every Did I ever tell you guys we're not professional
podcasters So every other week outside of our
normal podcast our full format we're gonna do
Just like a small 10 to 15 minute and where we're
gonna bring up a topic you might bring it up
I might bring it up copy and paste it and we'll
bring it up and we'll kind of talk about it and
And we'll just kind of give like our candid.
We're not going to plan it out. It's going to
be very candid, like everything else we do for
better or for worse. But one of these days we're
going to do a fully formatted, like noted out.
It's going to be so boring. I'll hate it. Yeah.
Well, other people will probably love it. Well,
they can listen to somebody they like that's
formatted. Oh, we got another message. Hello.
Anyways, in our Vegas group, a little bit ago,
we have a butt was on the bed, clapping her cheeks.
Yeah. Clap, clap. I wish I could put that on
sound. Social media. Actually, I think I can.
Can you guys hear that? Well, you can't hear
it now. No, she's clapping her cheeks. She was
laying on the bed. Anyways, anyways, um, it's
a sight to behold. Um, what was I going to say?
Oh, squirrel. So before we shit, it's only 40
minutes in. So here's the thing. We have, we
have a lot of fantastic listeners out there and
um, A lot of people email us, a lot of people
send us, you know, the stuff on the sex line
and stuff like that. So there was one couple
that emailed us on, not emailed, or messaged
us on Cassidy. Speaking of Cassidy, you can find
our community there. If you look up the sweet
side of life, actually just look up the sweet
side of life and then add yourself there and
you'll get to see all the events we're going
to. Got Memorial Day. We got we got pool parties
coming up. We got EDR in Palm Springs in July.
We got Secret Springs Resort in July We got a
shit ton Dr. Phil girl's birthday. We got a shit
ton coming up You know what I Think I'm gonna
save this email for next time because this is
a lot to go through is it well, you know, you
know one thing We talked about talking about
We've talked about it a lot talking about because
we get some noobs on here noobs newbies and About
like what they how do they start blah blah blah.
Well, I'm not gonna tell you how to start you
do that yourself, but Today you got a new bag.
I Got a new bag. You ordered a new bag. Oh, yes
So what's in your bag, baby? So terrible Austin
Powers accent was that supposed to be awesome
power Don't tell anybody it was so bad. So one
of the things we're gonna just touch on briefly
Yes, you know what we were gonna do this as part
of like a whole newbie introduction so bags bags
sex bags sex bags Because you got a new one.
I got a new one And we were talking about dr.
Phil good and he has a good plan too. Yes, so
Anytime you're going to an event, this is just
gonna be this this is this is part two of Newbie
introduction to the LS because you decided to
skip over part one So we're just gonna go to
part really quick and well you got a bag today
so here we are and we'll hit we'll hit rewind
on the next one or so sure we'll see how it goes
make them listen to the see you do it in reverse
and then they have to continue listening so we're
doing part two part one actually hasn't happened
yet we're reverse cowgirling this i'm a fan of
that position except it makes me nervous penis
can break anyone on the top makes you nervous
yeah yeah That's the problem. You've seen too
many videos with dicks breaking not videos. I
don't watch videos of that I've heard it happen.
I've heard like audio read like recants of it.
Yeah So if anybody ever has me on top just know
I'm very much out of practice because mr. Sweets
Does not prefer that position. Well, he likes
that position. I can get him to do it every once
in a while No, no, I love it, but it's just got
to be slow. Yeah, it's got to be slow and I still
have to be in control a bit exactly because the
problem is is is a TMI my dick has like a downward
face and angle to it so If I'm in the reverse
cowgirl It's a fantastic view and I love that
position. But the chance of my penis turning
into a 90 degree angle is higher than others.
So it's a bit of a trust and... Even normal though,
you have to be in control of all of it. I do.
Well, that's just my mentality. But the reverse
cowgirl, it's physically the most... daunting
one I guess so yes so but just remember that
I know she loves to be on top so oh yeah bag
so when you go to events part two when you go
to events It's best to Come see you I'm prepared
with a multitude of things in your bag So for
me I in my I bought a little bag I always take
my backpack which has like our change of clothes
And we initially actually had a bag. We have
a party and we do have a party bag It's called
our party bag and that one has Initially it was
what what basically you've turned your backpack
into more or less. Yeah. Yeah, so it was pasties
a few different lingerie options Condoms Blue
shoes blue shoes lip gloss. They never got back
to me. By the way, I emailed them Damn it. Those
motherfuckers getting some free press here. Um
Lip gloss Hygiene wipes Deodorant. What else
is in there? Locks. Oh yeah, lock for locker.
What else? Just sex toys. Yes, yeah, like toys.
But what was happening was that party bag. Was
large and in charge. Yeah, so we started too
big. It was it wasn't practical. It was it's
a big it's a knapsack It's like something you
take to Disneyland. It's like all the like you're
carrying on. It's your carry -on No, it's not
even that it's bigger than that. It's like a
diaper bag and a carry -on. Yes It's bright.
It was awesome. Good thought but inside that
bag. I carried a mini pineapple bag And in that
bag, I had lube. I had a lube. We didn't say
lube lube. I had the hygiene wipes. I had one
of your smaller toys, condoms and in my blue
shoes. But that that pineapple bag that the ones
that I got was just too small, which it was about
the size. It was about it was a very small makeup
bag. It's about the length of a Red Bull for
those guys out there. Yeah. It's longer than
a Red Bull. It's a big Red Bull. The 16 ounce
Red Bull. Can you just roll with it? You have
to like correct me on everything. 16. Fine. 16
ounce Red Bull. Whatever. They're 20 ounce. Oh
my god. So. But what I was finding is on like
during game time that bag was so small everything
was just stuffed in there. and in the dark trying
to like find everything. It was just too stuffed.
And plus one of your recent additions to your
sex toy. Thank you Palm Springs Couple. Yeah,
for my birthday. For your birthday. That I just
got. It was just too small. So yesterday on Amazon,
I purchased a new pineapple bag, which is about,
what's that? This is a little bit bigger. And
then this one will fit the new toys and it'll
fit all the good stuff. Yeah, but who has the
best? Not I don't know the best option, but a
really good option is Dr. Feelgood. He had like
a little armband pouch thing that he could put
his condoms in and like little pipe. I would
imagine many like the pipe. Well, they sell the
like the plastic packets of lube. Yeah, you can't
put a bottle of lube in there. It was like a
little Arm band that he does great cuz you could
be like naked walking around with our man. Yeah,
like it's it looked like a Like a sweatband professional.
Yeah, it's a professional So but yeah, so for
the newbies out there Figure out something that
you can bring cuz also people ask us like oh,
what do I wear to an event? And I always say
and you always say well you more say dress in
theme Then have something to dress down in yeah
Because especially if you're newer to the lifestyle
like dressing something you're comfortable with
going in it That's usually in a theme because
there's usually a theme But then bring something
when you know women start change. I mean some
parties there is a time when everybody changes
We've never been to one like that, but we've
heard of them. Yeah, I don't think we ever have
but um when all the women start changing and
dressing down to lingerie like then bring something
so you're not feeling out if you want to change
and men oh and men men trust it might feel silly
but bring some like sexy boxers or bring some
you know underwear something um to change into
it might feel weird But it gets you so much more
play. Yeah. Plus, there's a lot of places where
men can't be naked, but you could be in boxers.
And it's definitely like it's one thing to be
wandering around in like your jeans when everybody
else is naked. But like it's a whole nother vibe
to be like, OK, I can be in my my like boxers
or boxer briefs and like be walking around. And
you're not violating like the rules of the. place
but you're still putting yourself putting yourself
out there because like our our friends um when
we went to flirts actually with beard and butt
he was walking around nude because we were all
fucking and doing things and he went out to get
waters or something and he got like scolded for
being nude but i mean had he had like Boxers
or something just to put on and not have to you
know It was like you like his his situation was
he was either jeans or nothing basically I think
so it was like if you have something that in
between something as a guy then you're not gonna
get Scolded and I will say as a guy Any to any
any like literally every single time that I have
like stripped down to some like Underwear briefs
boxer briefs or something Women cannot keep their
hands off of you like You might feel silly, but
I literally will go to a party and especially
how well shit any party now any like you just
go there and you take your pants off and you
get down to some type of underwear and it it
it it opens up the gate and It's just it's instant
like everybody wants to touch because I think
it's I feel like as a woman to speak on that
behalf is Um, it's not as aggressive as somebody
being fully nude Yeah, but it's definitely opens
the door where there's a comfortability of being
like, okay They're clearly like putting themselves
out there, but it's not so aggressive Like I've
got a boner in my face right now that I have
to like like if you want the boner in your face
You have to take another step. Yeah, exactly.
But otherwise you can walk up and you can touch
and you can grope and it's it's still innocent
enough where A it's not you're not like, uh Exceeding
the expectation level like you don't have to
do anything more. Yeah, and yeah, it's like I
love being grouped Yeah, so I do think it kind
of lends that self to like it's like a Yeah,
not as it doesn't feel as aggressive, you know
who I actually the one of the first people I
saw doing that which at first it threw me was
um Let's see what how can I describe them we
went to their birthday party and that's where
we first went there and met Sam and Cole Sam
and Cole and He was running around the birthday
boy. Yeah, and in like some little yeah tidy
whatever and I was like at first I was kind of
like that's weird But then I'm like, oh, that's
fine. And then now I'm like, I'm the weird guy.
Yeah, cuz I'm like that works That fucking works.
Yeah So yeah, so gentlemen, don't be afraid to
dress down to yeah Get comfortable. Bring something
to dress down in. So I guess we have like two.
So we have. So now you have your backpack. We
did have. Well, we still have it, but we don't
bring it to a lot of places. In the party bag.
We call the party bag. A lot of stuff just gets
transferred into the backpack. So you have your
backpack where you carry your liquor and well,
our liquor and my soda waters. And then. I'll
put a lingerie in there, pasties, because you
never know. Some places you have to wear pasties.
Yeah. And then we'll have our all our other things,
the hygiene, the lip gloss. I mean, that's my
thing. Like I need lip gloss and then our hygiene
stuff, because you never know if you're going
to be able to like what it's going to be. So
it's good to have like little hygiene wipes and
stuff just to like whatever condoms, your blue
shoes. I'll wipe my beard. Yeah, exactly what
it smells like vagina Blue shoes anyway, so we
have a bigger bag that has all that stuff in
it And then you have your smaller bag that you
can take into a playroom inside that bigger bag
That will have like toys or whips No, that's
that would be a bigger bag. If you got what since
all mine my new bag is gonna be It's gonna carry
our whip. We have one whip that'll fit in there
We'll see what happens. Yeah, so going to House
of Blues tomorrow House of Blues House of Black
House of Blues is actually closed down in San
Diego. It's just H -O -B When you when you told
me H -O -B at first I thought House of Blues
and then I was like, oh House of Black Yeah,
they're closed now Are they House of Blues? Yeah
in San Diego. Well, that's sad. Yeah So sad.
You played there. I did. Anyway, so that is our
recommendation for going to a party. Bring a
bag and bring a smaller bag and bring all your
things in the bag. So that was part two. Stay
tuned for part six. Stay tuned for part six and
we're going to do part one. Now here's the thing
is we're going to do it so confusing you won't
know what the fuck happened. What we what we
wanted to do was kind of do like a re -intro
to us because we have a lot of newer listeners
that Not everybody's go goes all the way back
to number one. Well, they should they should
but you know if they don't they don't well Come
on what's stopping you guys? so Yeah, so I wanted
to do like a re -intro to talk about us and talk
about 100 ,000 downloads. That's right. That's
one of the things I was talking about. We're
actually we hit 100 ,000. We did? Yeah, we're
there now. High five, babe. So I don't know if
that's good or not, but all I know is we started
at one and that was me. So I downloaded our first
just to make sure it was working. So yeah, we
hit 100 ,000. And that's awesome. So imagine
what we can do if we actually had to work in
Tik Tok. So one of the things that you can also
download our older episodes if you just started
listening. Yes, you can go all the way back to
number numero uno. So it's it is now. What are
we in May? It's gonna be it's gonna be May. So
my goal is next year. We're really going to put
focus on our tick -tock. You're so stupid. I
told you to take it over. In seven months, we're
going to really put our foot down. Now here's
the thing is we have to really start advertising
better because I want to hit, our next big number
I want to hit is 101 ,000. So I really want to
do that like tonight. So let's make that happen.
Do it. So I need to get our Twitter going, our
ex. You don't want to do an Insta. I don't want
to do anything. Because you're lame. I know.
So here's what we're going to do in the next
two months. Our Twitter or our ex is going to...
I wonder how many people just yawned hearing
me yawn. A lot, probably. You're making me yawn.
Isn't that weird? How you see or you hear someone
yawn and then you yawn. Stop talking about fucking
yawning. So here in the next couple months, we're
going to get our X going. We're going to get
our TikTok going. We're going to get an Instaface.
We're going to get our MyFace Chronicles or MyFace
Confessionals. And oh yeah, all the votes have
come in. Fans are Sweetums. No, no, what votes?
We got enough votes for Sweetums. The fuck? I
man the calls. We had a whole thread on sweet
tarts. They wanted sugar sugar babies and sugar.
I know no, it's sweet. I'm sweet tarts I like
it's fucking done sweet. Oh, I asked chat GPT
Like it or not Sweetums is the name of our listeners.
Oh, you know what else we got we had a friend
Who he designed a bunch of stuff, too? Oh, yeah
Starla and Vic. Yes We've talked we talked about
them a while ago We met them a long time ago
and we hung out had a good time with them at
the SMB parties. Yes, and recently we saw them
at beer and wine beer and wine and For the cheese
with cheese with show that by the way people
came out and that was really we didn't talk about
that Yeah, there was a ton of it was hot as hell.
I was sweating like a fucking whore in church,
but It was fun It's a good time. Yeah. All the
pictures I'm like glistening like I just had
a cum facial. Nice. Yeah. Nice. So yeah, Starla
and Vic gave us some great graphics, all kinds
of like different, different like logos. Versions
of all the graphics. So we're gonna have to make
some merch or something. We'll do something with
it. Maybe I'll just put it on the TikTok. Oh
boy. If somebody else do all the work. Fantastic.
No, he did a good job. He like made us pineapple
people. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, so we have
We have a lot a lot a lot coming up and a lot
we have to do We'll touch back in about our House
of Black Shenanigans tomorrow our anniversary
party. Yes, and then we have Memorial Day weekend,
which is that's gonna yield some good stuff some
Good podcast, some good photos for TikTok. See,
that's my problem is that I can't put any of
my friends in our TikTok photos. So it's like
I have photos of all of us and then it's like
I can't post them because they've got other people
in them and I'm not trying to blow up everybody's
spot. That's the problem with being perverts.
Yeah. I have a ton of photos I could put but
then I'm blowing up everybody's spot on our tick
-tock. Yeah, we don't want to do that. No, I
don't So I think we've talked enough shit tonight.
I think we're gonna call it Is there anything
else you want to touch on really quick squirrel?
No nuts All right, all right sweetums, thank
you for sticking around during our Drunken anniversary
episode Take it away my love when enjoying the
sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside
down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it
up Love you, babe. Love you, too If you would
like to get in contact with us, please email
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