WEBVTT 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:08.300 The podcast you're about to listen to is for 00:00:08.300 --> 00:00:11.580 adults only. Anyone under 18, please turn on 00:00:11.580 --> 00:00:14.279 Kidz Bop right now. Any opinions or advice that 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:16.539 we give on this show should not be taken too 00:00:16.539 --> 00:00:18.940 seriously as we are not professionals at all. 00:00:19.379 --> 00:00:21.780 With that being said, make yourself a drink and 00:00:21.780 --> 00:00:24.440 join us on our journey as a married couple and 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:27.199 join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California. 00:00:54.219 --> 00:00:59.299 Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary 00:00:59.299 --> 00:01:04.599 to you. It's to us. Happy anniversary to me. 00:01:05.819 --> 00:01:10.599 Happy anniversary to us. Nailed it. Happy anniversary 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:17.500 to mostly me. It is mostly you. You're the lucky 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:24.370 one. So today is officially our 16th 16th anniversary 00:01:24.370 --> 00:01:28.290 that's right folks married 16 years together 00:01:28.290 --> 00:01:32.950 seven prior so it's been 70 000 years it's been 00:01:32.950 --> 00:01:37.390 a long run basically my entire adult life 70 00:01:37.390 --> 00:01:39.870 000 years that's just don't say that that's weird 00:01:39.870 --> 00:01:44.250 i scooped you up at the nursery it said you did 00:01:44.250 --> 00:01:48.730 my you've literally i've been with you my entire 00:01:48.730 --> 00:01:52.980 adult life Hard yeah, we'll see. What do you 00:01:52.980 --> 00:01:56.540 mean? It is what it is. You make it sound weird. 00:01:56.739 --> 00:02:01.959 What? You made it weird. Anyways Happy anniversary. 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:07.000 Happy anniversary. Love you. Love you, too Still 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:13.379 Still. Awesome. Who got who a card today though? 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:18.129 You got me a card. Mm -hmm. Yeah You went to 00:02:18.129 --> 00:02:20.669 the grocery store literally specifically to give 00:02:20.669 --> 00:02:24.069 me a card and liquor I knew exactly what you 00:02:24.069 --> 00:02:26.969 were doing. No idea You're like I'm going to 00:02:26.969 --> 00:02:29.090 the store babe was like he's getting me a card 00:02:29.090 --> 00:02:33.990 and dog food And breakfast sausages for you for 00:02:33.990 --> 00:02:39.710 me dog food for me Anyways, all right guys spoiler 00:02:39.710 --> 00:02:47.689 alert. We have a dog We're also drunk so We decided 00:02:47.689 --> 00:02:51.889 to push our podcast from Thursday night recording 00:02:51.889 --> 00:02:55.689 to Friday night because it just made more sense. 00:02:56.370 --> 00:02:58.469 Yeah, because for one Friday night, honestly, 00:02:58.750 --> 00:03:00.770 oddly enough, our anniversary night, we had nothing 00:03:00.770 --> 00:03:03.669 going on. We have zero going on on our actual 00:03:03.669 --> 00:03:09.550 anniversary. I got a haircut. Yeah, that's about 00:03:09.550 --> 00:03:13.500 it. Yeah, it was a Friday. We worked. Haircuts 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:17.240 were had so we we moved our recording night from 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:20.400 Thursday to Friday Just so we could drink a little 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:24.759 more Party a little more and not be as concerned. 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:26.439 Well, you still got to get up early for the gym. 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:31.159 So I'm yawning I'm not yawning. That was a See 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:33.900 me why you calling me out actually, you know 00:03:33.900 --> 00:03:38.219 that being said I Have been getting in our email 00:03:38.219 --> 00:03:43.650 like once a day I'm boring. Yes Yeah, so I'm 00:03:43.650 --> 00:03:45.729 gonna have to cut me loose. I'm gonna have to 00:03:45.729 --> 00:03:51.469 escort you from the show No, no, no, no, we got 00:03:51.469 --> 00:03:55.330 a Daily emails about our YouTube presence and 00:03:55.330 --> 00:03:58.169 the fact we have none. Oh, yeah, not from like 00:03:58.169 --> 00:04:02.270 listeners, but from Marketers. Oh, we also don't 00:04:02.270 --> 00:04:07.129 have a tick -tock presence Yeah, we have a tick 00:04:07.129 --> 00:04:12.719 -tock We also have a Twitter or an X but That 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:16.439 has zero but we we just we need to really get 00:04:16.439 --> 00:04:19.240 better on this because you know why? Here here's 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:26.980 the thing. The problem is you The problem is 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:32.839 you're a gen X I'm a zennial I'm not even a millennial. 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:35.000 I'm just a zennial. What does that even mean? 00:04:35.139 --> 00:04:38.319 No, you're a millennial I'm no I'm in between 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:42.300 I'm that like small little pocket in between 00:04:42.300 --> 00:04:45.160 a gen X and a millennial so I'm a zennial So 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:46.699 what what does this have to do with you sucking 00:04:46.699 --> 00:04:49.699 at tik -tok? We didn't grow up with social media 00:04:49.699 --> 00:04:55.459 so social media I It's not me did I my vibe we 00:04:55.459 --> 00:04:59.339 we grew up with a different type of social media 00:04:59.339 --> 00:05:05.680 My space yes my space and my space I've been 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:10.660 drinking MySpace and Facebook, but like... I 00:05:10.660 --> 00:05:12.899 didn't grow up with Facebook. I had Facebook 00:05:12.899 --> 00:05:16.540 in college. Yeah, exactly. I actually had it 00:05:16.540 --> 00:05:18.240 when you were supposed to have it. I had Facebook 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:20.660 in college when you could only have Facebook 00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:23.000 if you were in college. Exactly. You had to use 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:28.040 your college email. You had to use your college... 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:29.680 It had to be EDU or something? Yeah, you had 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.459 to use your college email to get it. And all 00:05:32.459 --> 00:05:36.600 my, like the younger grades... below me had it 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:40.459 and They're like you need it my like sorority 00:05:40.459 --> 00:05:42.980 sister was like you need it and I'm like, I don't 00:05:42.980 --> 00:05:45.560 need it and then sorority were you I'm not gonna 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:50.360 say That I was a kappa kappa gamma kind of good 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:57.339 Anyway So I was like, okay, I'll get it and then 00:05:57.339 --> 00:06:00.779 but I did have my space before that Yes, so we're 00:06:00.779 --> 00:06:02.439 gonna actually talk about my space here in a 00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:06.800 second, but But you didn't have to like create 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.360 videos and create content. It was just literally 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:13.420 posting. But to, to, to post on my space, you 00:06:13.420 --> 00:06:17.300 had to be a coder expert HTML. Like that's where 00:06:17.300 --> 00:06:21.519 like really to like actively do it correctly, 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:24.079 to put up like your songs and your, all that 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:25.680 stuff. I don't remember any of it was pretty 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:27.860 cool because you could actually like, you could, 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:34.050 it was semi open source. You could code it. I'm 00:06:34.050 --> 00:06:35.810 the bitch. You know Monomi. I don't remember 00:06:35.810 --> 00:06:41.389 the song clearly But anyways before we get to 00:06:41.389 --> 00:06:46.129 flavor flavor Before you get too into the thick 00:06:46.129 --> 00:06:50.449 here Cheers my love Cheers All right, you hear 00:06:50.449 --> 00:06:54.850 the clink because I have a can Yeah, we're doing 00:06:54.850 --> 00:06:57.149 something a little bit different tonight. Oopsie 00:06:57.149 --> 00:07:00.370 so You didn't sip your drink after we cheers. 00:07:00.629 --> 00:07:03.779 I hit the microphone I was trying to grab my 00:07:03.779 --> 00:07:08.100 phone to... I'm busy. I'm producing this bitch. 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:10.639 So I am all over the place. Excuses, excuses. 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.639 Drink your drink. It doesn't count if you don't 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:20.000 drink any of it. So tonight, I've been trying... 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.839 I'm drinking a drink that I've been wanting to 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.540 try for a while, but if you guys listen to the 00:07:24.540 --> 00:07:27.980 last couple episodes, you used all my pineapple 00:07:27.980 --> 00:07:32.240 juice. You know the stories have it right? Yeah, 00:07:32.500 --> 00:07:35.199 but every time you order from the store you have 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.779 not gotten it you continue You haven't put it 00:07:37.779 --> 00:07:41.779 on your list Bitch, I told you. I said I said 00:07:41.779 --> 00:07:45.579 I need pineapple juice you stole Lord have mercy 00:07:45.579 --> 00:07:48.100 we're gonna end this episode. We're gonna fight 00:07:48.100 --> 00:07:52.310 each other anniversary. I will fight you so I 00:07:52.310 --> 00:07:54.889 finally went to the store myself to get our anniversary 00:07:54.889 --> 00:07:59.629 card and dog food. Our anniversary card. And 00:07:59.629 --> 00:08:04.490 pineapple juice. So tonight I am drinking a captain's 00:08:04.490 --> 00:08:09.149 nest. Considered tropical, buzzy and beach approved. 00:08:09.709 --> 00:08:15.069 That's AI. You made me choke. So in this particular 00:08:15.069 --> 00:08:21.860 drink I have two ounces of spiced rum. I have 00:08:21.860 --> 00:08:26.620 two ounces of vodka. And then I have two ounces 00:08:26.620 --> 00:08:30.540 of pineapple juice. And it called for two ounces 00:08:30.540 --> 00:08:33.860 of cranberry. I don't have cranberry. I thought 00:08:33.860 --> 00:08:37.500 I did. So what I did. You just forgot to get 00:08:37.500 --> 00:08:40.460 it at the store. Whatever. Pull back the curtain. 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:45.840 Excuse me. So I just use a little bit of sweet 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.820 and sour to get that tartness and then a splash 00:08:48.820 --> 00:08:52.240 of 7 -up with a little bit of grenadine for color 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:56.440 Fucking delicious folks. I enjoyed it. It's not 00:08:56.440 --> 00:09:00.980 super fruity It's not super tardy. It's strong 00:09:00.980 --> 00:09:03.620 because it's four shots. But here we are here 00:09:03.620 --> 00:09:07.480 we are So we had a movie night tonight and I 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:10.379 was drinking just Sprite and vodka until I moved 00:09:10.379 --> 00:09:16.090 to this beach concoction. Let's see, what are 00:09:16.090 --> 00:09:18.490 you texting? Oh, you're texting the Vegas group. 00:09:18.850 --> 00:09:21.830 I didn't. I texted like 10 minutes ago. That's 00:09:21.830 --> 00:09:26.649 what I just saw. I just saw it. So anyways, because 00:09:26.649 --> 00:09:28.490 I had my phone in my hand, I saw the text come 00:09:28.490 --> 00:09:32.330 through. So we have a Vegas trip coming up, folks. 00:09:32.470 --> 00:09:34.830 Nobody wants to know what I'm drinking. We really 00:09:34.830 --> 00:09:40.179 don't care. Alright babe, what are you drinking? 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:43.879 Just move it along. I'm a squirrel right now. 00:09:44.159 --> 00:09:46.740 Nobody cares. What are you drinking my love? 00:09:47.159 --> 00:09:51.779 So I am drinking a seltzer. Yay for fucking you. 00:09:51.820 --> 00:09:54.639 But it's a it's a special seltzer. But you've 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:56.120 been drinking buffalo sours all night until this. 00:09:56.379 --> 00:09:59.980 Yeah I was drinking whiskey before this but um 00:09:59.980 --> 00:10:06.429 I got these it's negative 196. They're Japanese 00:10:06.429 --> 00:10:11.129 seltzers. So it's fruit infused with vodka. And 00:10:11.129 --> 00:10:16.129 it's a special process they do in Japan that 00:10:16.129 --> 00:10:20.830 it's actually very delightful with very low sugar. 00:10:21.629 --> 00:10:26.190 So some of the sweet seltzers that you like have 00:10:26.190 --> 00:10:29.850 very high sugar content, which I am not a fan 00:10:29.850 --> 00:10:33.320 of. Seltzers I like? Yeah. I don't like seltzers. 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:36.440 Yeah, like you like the mics and those are not 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:39.120 really seltzers, but like the those are canned 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:42.840 malt liquors, malt beverages. Right. OK. Well, 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:46.200 this has. OK, I'm just going to read it to you. 00:10:46.220 --> 00:10:49.379 Read it. Real whole fruit frozen and crushed 00:10:49.379 --> 00:10:53.240 at negative one hundred and ninety six degrees 00:10:53.240 --> 00:10:56.940 Celsius. Using a purple purple little little. 00:10:57.340 --> 00:11:02.419 proprietary japanese process then infused with 00:11:02.419 --> 00:11:05.100 premium vodka and natural flavors to deliver 00:11:05.100 --> 00:11:10.059 the ultimate refreshing taste and whole fruit 00:11:10.059 --> 00:11:16.620 flavor and it's only 2 .5 grams of sugar how 00:11:16.620 --> 00:11:19.179 many calories they don't say that on here nobody 00:11:19.179 --> 00:11:22.440 cares about calories when they're drinking it's 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:25.299 all about the sugar yeah anyway it's six percent 00:11:25.299 --> 00:11:29.149 for a seltzer that's pretty high and Made with 00:11:29.149 --> 00:11:32.330 vodka and it actually it actually like I like 00:11:32.330 --> 00:11:34.389 truly but truly doesn't really taste like the 00:11:34.389 --> 00:11:36.730 flavor It says it's like if you smell the flavor, 00:11:36.730 --> 00:11:39.389 that's what it tastes like you smell a grapefruit 00:11:39.389 --> 00:11:41.970 Okay, it tastes like that. But this actually 00:11:41.970 --> 00:11:45.769 tastes like if I taste a grapefruit. Yeah Yeah, 00:11:46.049 --> 00:11:49.529 look at you. So pretty good. Maybe we're not 00:11:49.529 --> 00:11:53.289 super cheap though But yeah, Japan if you want 00:11:53.289 --> 00:11:58.000 to sponsor me Japan if you want to sponsor Japan 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:00.279 if you want to reach out. Hey, they're very sexually 00:12:00.279 --> 00:12:02.879 like open there I mean some of their games are 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:06.360 fucking wild Japan they sell panties on the street 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:10.279 invented machine precisely precisely Exactly. 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:13.360 So yeah, if you want to get my panties in a vending 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:18.480 machine just hit me up But um exactly Let's go. 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:20.779 I've been saving them up. Anyway, so I want this 00:12:20.779 --> 00:12:23.580 ulcer after drinking whiskey Because I do have 00:12:23.580 --> 00:12:25.340 to get up for the gym tour morning, which is 00:12:25.340 --> 00:12:32.620 in like three hours No, it's not. Yeah So anyways, 00:12:32.620 --> 00:12:35.919 um, we are the sweet side of life all the way 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:38.120 from Southern California Are you ready to put 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:41.440 out our real names yet? No, so we currently are 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.519 still mr. Mrs. Sweets That is our names. Oh, 00:12:45.539 --> 00:12:48.279 don't gaslight me into thinking I have some other 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:55.559 name weirdo except for the last episode. Gaslight 00:12:55.559 --> 00:13:02.840 me. So folks, I keep meaning to make like a whole 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:06.340 prerecorded audio thing that has all of our information, 00:13:06.620 --> 00:13:10.940 but our Sweet Side of Life podcast sex line is 00:13:10.940 --> 00:13:18.919 951 -226 -5261. Once again, it's 951 -226 -5261. 00:13:19.659 --> 00:13:21.779 We have been getting a lot of action on that 00:13:21.779 --> 00:13:24.659 line. You've been getting a lot of action. Well, 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.080 because I'm the one that I respond and I answer 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.019 because it's on my phone. You've been getting 00:13:29.019 --> 00:13:34.320 all the pierced vagina pictures. Oh, good times. 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.340 Morning titties. Yeah, just a couple of days 00:13:37.340 --> 00:13:40.480 ago, it was like, good morning. It was a nice 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:42.779 set of tits. And then like, I'm like, oh, awesome. 00:13:42.960 --> 00:13:44.840 And then like pierced vagina, like two seconds 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:47.740 later, I'm like, this day got even better. And 00:13:47.740 --> 00:13:49.679 then like I got another titty shot today like 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:54.899 I'm living a pretty good life. Some would say 00:13:54.899 --> 00:13:57.059 the sweet side of life. I'm living the sweet 00:13:57.059 --> 00:14:00.620 side of life. And I would love to continue living 00:14:00.620 --> 00:14:04.769 that. So ladies and gentlemen. Or just the ladies 00:14:04.769 --> 00:14:08.830 for you. Mrs. Sweets also likes penis. So I have 00:14:08.830 --> 00:14:11.990 not received a penis picture yet in our phone. 00:14:12.590 --> 00:14:17.090 And I do share all the photos and text that I 00:14:17.090 --> 00:14:20.370 get. I share it with you. So you're in the loop 00:14:20.370 --> 00:14:23.529 just as much. I just get them like days later. 00:14:23.809 --> 00:14:29.809 Just kidding. So I may regret this, but. Send 00:14:29.809 --> 00:14:34.789 the dick pics too, I guess. It's actually funny, 00:14:35.649 --> 00:14:38.870 uh, uh, um, Lacey and Dan from the spring nation. 00:14:39.409 --> 00:14:40.950 He always talks about, he's like, they have kind 00:14:40.950 --> 00:14:42.490 of like a phone number too. He was like, send 00:14:42.490 --> 00:14:46.190 the dick pics. And, uh, I know the swingers couch 00:14:46.190 --> 00:14:49.590 podcasts love dick pics, autumn send. She's like, 00:14:49.809 --> 00:14:52.529 send them my way. Have you said autumn your dick 00:14:52.529 --> 00:14:57.230 pic? Uh, not personally. Um, they're, they're 00:14:57.230 --> 00:15:02.370 on our Cassidy. Don't know. I don't know if Carlos 00:15:02.370 --> 00:15:07.090 has kept it all to himself Speaking of fucking 00:15:07.090 --> 00:15:10.450 swingers couch podcast and fuckers. So you said 00:15:10.450 --> 00:15:15.450 you were gonna roast. Oh my gosh So I'm a big 00:15:15.450 --> 00:15:17.590 listener of them. They they put out an episode 00:15:17.590 --> 00:15:21.789 every Tuesday Standard issue every Tuesday, and 00:15:21.789 --> 00:15:24.029 then they they did this new thing. We're doing 00:15:24.029 --> 00:15:28.090 one Thursday's which is Great night. So now they're 00:15:28.090 --> 00:15:32.039 twice a week We're still trying to get to once 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:35.980 a week and I have an idea for that. So stay tuned 00:15:35.980 --> 00:15:40.899 But anyways, so they're doing just a tip Thursday, 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:44.200 right great idea and it's it's kind of like a 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:47.100 It's a it's catchy. It's a quick in and out. 00:15:47.100 --> 00:15:53.759 It's basically it's I guess It's based around 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:57.720 Like it's based around listeners emails like 00:15:57.720 --> 00:16:03.759 questions So, um, so what was it last Thursday? 00:16:04.419 --> 00:16:06.899 They had one and I listened to it. It was cool. 00:16:06.899 --> 00:16:10.799 And then this yesterday, the new one came up 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.620 and I was starting listening to it. I'm like, 00:16:13.799 --> 00:16:19.559 this is very deja vu. I felt very like I've heard 00:16:19.559 --> 00:16:21.740 this before. I've heard this before and I was 00:16:21.740 --> 00:16:24.200 listening a bit before and then I looked at the 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:27.220 title, like the subject of it. I'm like, this 00:16:27.220 --> 00:16:31.049 is not make any sense together. And then I eventually 00:16:31.049 --> 00:16:36.049 found out that fucking Carlos just sent out, 00:16:36.389 --> 00:16:40.330 just re -uploaded the same fucking podcast. So 00:16:40.330 --> 00:16:43.350 I texted him and I was like, um, just so you 00:16:43.350 --> 00:16:45.990 know, you either fucked up or you're trying to 00:16:45.990 --> 00:16:48.909 gaslight all of us. Something's going on. Something's 00:16:48.909 --> 00:16:51.350 going on. You're cheating, bro. But he's like, 00:16:51.350 --> 00:16:53.750 he goes, no fuck. I'm just getting the whole 00:16:53.750 --> 00:16:56.940 life from you. So he fixed it. So I listen and 00:16:56.940 --> 00:17:00.620 it's so good. So pretty funny. So good. Yeah, 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:03.240 I'm like the I'm like the quality control for 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:05.819 other people's podcast. You really are. You're 00:17:05.819 --> 00:17:08.759 wild. You actually there was another podcast. 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:10.619 You're like, yeah, I think something happened 00:17:10.619 --> 00:17:14.059 with your sound. Yeah, they're called the the 00:17:14.059 --> 00:17:17.920 it was a sweet something sweet spot. There's 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:19.920 another podcast in our area called the sweet 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:23.559 spot. And Yeah, I was listening one day and the 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:26.200 audio was cutting in and out. It was like unlistenable 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.039 And I hit him up and I was like, hey, just so, 00:17:29.099 --> 00:17:31.619 you know, the one you just released it's really 00:17:31.619 --> 00:17:35.140 bad It's it's not sounding good And uh, he actually 00:17:35.140 --> 00:17:38.400 hit me up and asked me for like audio like technical 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.940 like yeah stuff I don't think they're, I don't 00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:43.839 think they've released any new episodes since 00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:45.779 because he said he was just having problems with 00:17:45.779 --> 00:17:48.160 his hardware and stuff. I feel like we just saw 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.359 them again. We did. We saw them at the last Say 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:51.660 Less Mean Green. The Say Less Mean Green, right? 00:17:51.940 --> 00:17:56.079 Yep. Yeah, he was on other one in the Wild Shirt. 00:17:56.299 --> 00:18:00.220 yes right he says he told he said he always brings 00:18:00.220 --> 00:18:04.039 a second shirt because some people when he goes 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:05.940 to the meet and greets or things that are in 00:18:05.940 --> 00:18:09.839 public some people ask him not to wear his like 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:12.180 pineapple shirts and stuff i'm like i've never 00:18:12.180 --> 00:18:15.440 i'm like this is what i'm like this is what he 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:19.259 wears like all the time like you go out in no 00:18:19.259 --> 00:18:22.650 matter where we're going if it's Bar if it's 00:18:22.650 --> 00:18:26.589 a club if it's a funeral if it's like literally 00:18:26.589 --> 00:18:31.410 Father's Day like Mother's Day St. Patrick's 00:18:31.410 --> 00:18:36.849 Day Easter Doesn't matter what it's gonna be 00:18:36.849 --> 00:18:40.069 a loud -ass shirt the holiday is you have your 00:18:40.069 --> 00:18:43.190 tiki Hawaiian shirt on so I was like that's weird 00:18:43.190 --> 00:18:45.650 that someone would ask you to change like that's 00:18:45.650 --> 00:18:51.109 very like They're very Self -conscious I feel 00:18:51.109 --> 00:18:53.170 like because people just wear I mean Tommy Bahama 00:18:53.170 --> 00:18:55.369 is the thing. Yeah, like it's not just a swinger 00:18:55.369 --> 00:18:58.490 thing It's like like Tommy Bahama is a vibe So 00:18:58.490 --> 00:19:00.930 maybe that's just your vibe and why would you 00:19:00.930 --> 00:19:03.109 make somebody change it? Just I was just like 00:19:03.109 --> 00:19:05.490 that's wild Yeah, cuz he was like should I change 00:19:05.490 --> 00:19:08.529 my shirt? I'm like, no, I don't break a backup 00:19:08.529 --> 00:19:13.170 shirt. No That's just weird. Like I'm like tell 00:19:13.170 --> 00:19:19.650 him to fuck off If they care that much, tell 00:19:19.650 --> 00:19:25.109 them to fuck off. Yeah, so anyways, don't do 00:19:25.109 --> 00:19:29.210 that again, Carlos. I went on a tangent. I had 00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:33.109 to bring you back. So if you guys don't know 00:19:33.109 --> 00:19:35.990 who I'm talking about, one of our favorite podcasts, 00:19:36.230 --> 00:19:39.829 Swingers Couch Podcast, you can find them on 00:19:39.829 --> 00:19:43.329 all your favorite podcast programs or whatever 00:19:43.329 --> 00:19:46.200 you want to call it, except YouTube. Don't think 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:47.900 they're on YouTube either. No, I don't think 00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:54.619 so and They've recently come out a Little bit 00:19:54.619 --> 00:19:57.559 public starting to show faces a little bit here 00:19:57.559 --> 00:20:00.000 and there our faces already on tick -tock Yeah, 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:02.579 so if you guys know where to go, you can catch 00:20:02.579 --> 00:20:07.380 a glimpse. I like a like a That's all I'm gonna 00:20:07.380 --> 00:20:14.210 say. I like a my southern accents going Um, so 00:20:14.210 --> 00:20:16.029 let's see what else that I want to touch on really 00:20:16.029 --> 00:20:25.150 quick besides you So for this weekend Most of 00:20:25.150 --> 00:20:28.130 it's a surprise However, I did tell you that 00:20:28.130 --> 00:20:31.309 we are gonna visit a place for the first time 00:20:31.309 --> 00:20:35.750 ever Yes, we are gonna visit the famous House 00:20:35.750 --> 00:20:40.609 of Black in San Diego for our first time ever 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:43.900 Yes, we're gonna check it out. Check it out. 00:20:43.900 --> 00:20:45.880 You had to tell me Well, you didn't have to tell 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:47.380 me where we were going, but you didn't have to 00:20:47.380 --> 00:20:51.619 tell me the theme Yeah I like surprises, but 00:20:51.619 --> 00:20:54.339 I also hate surprises in the sense of I know 00:20:54.339 --> 00:20:57.119 you're not a huge fan of surprises in the sense 00:20:57.119 --> 00:20:59.960 of you want to know how to prepare and the last 00:20:59.960 --> 00:21:03.180 thing I want to do is have you feel uncomfortable 00:21:03.180 --> 00:21:08.460 or unprepared right, so everything else I feel 00:21:08.460 --> 00:21:14.490 pretty confident but um Excuse me. For this one, 00:21:14.569 --> 00:21:18.809 it was trailer park tease is the theme. And I 00:21:18.809 --> 00:21:21.549 kind of already told you what to wear. But as 00:21:21.549 --> 00:21:23.509 we got closer, you were asking questions like, 00:21:23.650 --> 00:21:26.289 well, do I need a jacket? Do I need this? Do 00:21:26.289 --> 00:21:28.470 I need this? Do I need this? I'm like, bitch, 00:21:29.230 --> 00:21:32.670 fine. All right, here's what we're doing. So 00:21:32.670 --> 00:21:33.930 yeah, we're gonna check out House of Black for 00:21:33.930 --> 00:21:38.630 the first time. We'll see how it goes. I'm a 00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:43.369 little nervous. Are you? No. I think I picture 00:21:43.369 --> 00:21:46.029 a dungeon. I feel like it's gonna like underwhelm 00:21:46.029 --> 00:21:49.549 me. Here's the thing about house of black From 00:21:49.549 --> 00:21:51.829 what we know and from what I can read on the 00:21:51.829 --> 00:21:55.890 social medias house of black there in San Diego 00:21:55.890 --> 00:22:02.430 It's it's it's a fairly like a BDSM forward type 00:22:02.430 --> 00:22:06.170 place like they have a lot of BDSM events dry 00:22:06.170 --> 00:22:10.720 events where it's solely focused like The owner 00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:13.359 of it. I believe her name is goddess Faye. Like 00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:17.220 it's it's the whole thing is very BDSM forward, 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:20.500 but they they're LS as well So they have like 00:22:20.500 --> 00:22:23.839 LS theme events and stuff like that. Yeah But 00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:27.240 typically, you know most house of black events 00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:31.880 seem to be you know BDSM forward so we'll see 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:37.940 that's that's not our our usual style, but we've 00:22:37.940 --> 00:22:42.500 also enjoyed watching Stuff in that aspect and 00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:45.480 you've you've yourself have part taken have participated 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:48.960 in multiple levels of that. So Mm -hmm. I think 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:51.859 it's gonna be interesting You know, we have some 00:22:51.859 --> 00:22:53.779 fun stuff going on before that and we're gonna 00:22:53.779 --> 00:22:55.559 finish tonight and then you know just kind of 00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:58.079 roll in there and see what happens and I'm sure 00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:01.440 we'll have a story or two. Hopefully hopefully 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:08.359 Hopefully good stories great story That's true. 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:10.440 We'll see. We'll see. We know not to touch other 00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:13.819 people's toys. Well, that was their fault. Their 00:23:13.819 --> 00:23:24.980 fault. Yes. That's right. Anywho. At least we 00:23:24.980 --> 00:23:27.700 might have something for our social media. Yeah, 00:23:27.779 --> 00:23:31.180 maybe a new TikTok. A TikTok with one picture. 00:23:32.140 --> 00:23:35.940 And then guys, we have a big ass event coming 00:23:35.940 --> 00:23:40.130 up. next week and girls ladies and gentlemen 00:23:40.130 --> 00:23:46.670 we we have mentioned it but we are still going 00:23:46.670 --> 00:23:50.410 to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend we are heading 00:23:50.410 --> 00:23:54.890 out on the Thursday the 22nd right something 00:23:54.890 --> 00:23:59.029 like that Thursday late 30s late Thursday the 00:23:59.029 --> 00:24:03.190 22nd and we are leaving Monday so early this 00:24:03.190 --> 00:24:08.210 year right Yeah, the 22nd. And then so Friday 00:24:08.210 --> 00:24:11.549 the 23rd, we're just gonna be gallivanting around 00:24:11.549 --> 00:24:15.390 town doing our thing. And then Saturday, we're 00:24:15.390 --> 00:24:20.269 gonna be doing the Whispers Pool Party. And then 00:24:20.269 --> 00:24:24.470 that is from 12 to 12 to six. Yeah, 12 to six. 00:24:24.690 --> 00:24:28.269 And then we're gonna go go back to the hotel, 00:24:28.470 --> 00:24:32.910 shower, shave, and stop yawning. Stop looking 00:24:32.910 --> 00:24:43.599 at me. Can't help but you're so beautiful Why 00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:51.160 is your top still on take your titties out Should 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.720 she take her titties out ladies and gentlemen 00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:57.319 People in the car just like the flavor flavor 00:24:57.319 --> 00:25:06.259 But um, so What was I saying? Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:11.539 So Saturday. I will have my titties out. Yes. 00:25:11.539 --> 00:25:13.940 Saturday we are doing the Whispers party 12 to 00:25:13.940 --> 00:25:17.759 6, the pool party. Go back to our room and then 00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:22.859 come back from 9 to 3 a .m. for their nighttime 00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:26.220 schoolgirl theme party at Whispers. School's 00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:29.660 out, not schoolgirl themed. Schoolgirl. Come 00:25:29.660 --> 00:25:31.839 on now. Could be a principal. You could be a 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:35.140 teacher. You could be a student. I'm going to 00:25:35.140 --> 00:25:39.079 be a teacher that could be that a pencil. I'm 00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:44.059 going to be a number two pencil. Anyways, and 00:25:44.059 --> 00:25:46.519 then the following Sunday, we're going to be 00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:49.480 going to the Flirtz pool party. We've been to 00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:52.420 Flirtz at night. Had a great time there, but 00:25:52.420 --> 00:25:54.839 this time we're going to go to Flirtz pool party 00:25:54.839 --> 00:25:57.799 from 12 to five. So we'll have to see how that 00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:01.779 works out. We rented a cabana. We have a super 00:26:01.779 --> 00:26:04.819 sexy group coming with us. We have a whole like 00:26:04.819 --> 00:26:06.880 chat right now We got what five couples total 00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:09.940 going. Yep. If you are a listener, we have Tom 00:26:09.940 --> 00:26:12.700 and Liz We have Sam and Cole we have beard and 00:26:12.700 --> 00:26:15.299 butt and we have the Palm Springs couple Yes, 00:26:15.579 --> 00:26:18.180 and we have a text group and it's it's been getting 00:26:18.180 --> 00:26:22.259 pretty hot and heavy Getting some ass play. I'm 00:26:22.259 --> 00:26:28.299 seeing some random dicks. Thanks beard I'm really 00:26:28.299 --> 00:26:31.059 looking forward to I can always count on beard 00:26:31.059 --> 00:26:33.960 beard. He loves putting his fucking dick out 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:41.980 there And yeah looking forward to seeing a Tom 00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:48.380 and a thong It's gonna happen it's gonna fucking 00:26:48.380 --> 00:26:54.029 happen So I'm gonna get closer to my friends 00:26:54.029 --> 00:26:58.210 than I ever thought. Yes, so So here's the thing 00:26:58.210 --> 00:27:02.789 is like Most of our friends that are going they're 00:27:02.789 --> 00:27:08.589 they're friends that we've made in the LS Michigan 00:27:08.589 --> 00:27:12.450 couple is friends that we had Tom and Liz. Yes. 00:27:12.450 --> 00:27:16.109 I call it Michigan couple. Yeah We had friends 00:27:16.109 --> 00:27:21.400 with them previous or pre the LS. Yeah And because 00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:26.279 of your birthday party, they floated into the 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:28.720 LS. Floated, they dove. They dove head first. 00:27:29.019 --> 00:27:33.240 They went straight in. So this is the first time 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.400 that we're gonna be at a LS event with them. 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:42.059 Yeah. So this is gonna be a little weird. A little 00:27:42.059 --> 00:27:47.420 weird. I don't think weird. It will be... Don't 00:27:47.420 --> 00:27:49.599 know if I weird is the right word, but it'll 00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:54.099 definitely be Something to navigate something 00:27:54.099 --> 00:27:58.019 to navigate. Yes, I'll take that. Yeah, cuz she 00:27:58.019 --> 00:28:03.059 is like one of my best friends. Yeah, and So 00:28:03.059 --> 00:28:11.200 it's Definitely Interesting because we've prior 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:14.079 to them knowing we were even the LS we hung out 00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:18.859 and just like did Holidays together and game 00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:22.880 nights game nights and normal stuff. By the way, 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.079 I'm bringing cards against humanity to Vegas 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:31.539 I hope to God we don't have time to play where 00:28:31.539 --> 00:28:36.339 share you like it. We're sharing a two -bedroom 00:28:36.339 --> 00:28:40.240 suite Two -bedroom two -bathroom suite with um, 00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:42.960 they're sharing a two -bathroom suite with with 00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:45.740 the sweets Yeah, so we're sharing it with Tom 00:28:45.740 --> 00:28:53.220 and Liz so I'm thinking like in any downtime 00:28:53.220 --> 00:28:56.380 because hi when they lived here. I loved playing 00:28:56.380 --> 00:28:58.640 cards against humanity. You did too. I know you 00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:02.700 know, it's good But um now we're gonna play strip 00:29:02.910 --> 00:29:09.450 If you get if you win you have to take you get 00:29:09.450 --> 00:29:12.650 the card but you have to take off clothes So 00:29:12.650 --> 00:29:16.990 you're a winner and a loser But then everybody 00:29:16.990 --> 00:29:23.190 else's winner But I'm actually gonna bring my 00:29:23.190 --> 00:29:26.950 we're gonna bring our mobile podcast stuff and 00:29:26.950 --> 00:29:30.640 set it up because all the couples we just talked 00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:34.140 about, we're all staying at the same hotel. So 00:29:34.140 --> 00:29:36.519 there's gonna be a lot of like, and a lot of 00:29:36.519 --> 00:29:38.579 people are staying in the same room. So like 00:29:38.579 --> 00:29:43.700 I, from my understanding is, so we have Liz and 00:29:43.700 --> 00:29:45.859 Tom and like we're in rooming together the whole 00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:47.400 weekend, cause we're all getting there like on 00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:49.599 the same day. And then some other people are 00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:52.960 coming in on Friday. So I think Beard and Butt 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:56.240 and the Palm Springs couple are staying in the 00:29:56.240 --> 00:30:00.019 same suite together, but I think the first night 00:30:00.019 --> 00:30:02.259 because Beard and Butter are in a different room, 00:30:02.420 --> 00:30:05.559 I think the Palm Springs couple is staying with 00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:08.579 Sam and Cole. So like everybody like whoever 00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:11.099 had like the biggest room. So you're saying there's 00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:14.039 going to be a lot of swapping. Yeah. In the rooms. 00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:19.079 OK, got it. Got it. What I was going to say is 00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:21.119 we're bringing our podcast equipment and there's 00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:23.500 going to be a lot of in and outs in our rooms. 00:30:24.099 --> 00:30:28.920 But same thing. So I'm hoping to get just you 00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:31.200 know a lot of just random interviews kind of 00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:33.480 more like the I feel like it would be good to 00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:36.279 just do like the Swingers couch podcast like 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:38.680 how we did with them like yeah just pull it out 00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:42.660 you know just whip it out whip it out it's me 00:30:42.660 --> 00:30:45.180 crazy you can't plan it and it'll just be chaos 00:30:45.180 --> 00:30:47.839 yeah basically i'm gonna have four microphones 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:49.779 laying on the counter just listen to us play 00:30:49.779 --> 00:30:52.359 cards against humanity that would be fucking 00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:57.900 amazing so it's gonna be um skip that one 40 00:30:57.900 --> 00:31:03.880 minutes of a skip of us drunken just Nonsense 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:07.160 exactly. So I don't know what's different than 00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:11.160 what we do already though Zero zero difference. 00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:14.000 So it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun weekend 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:20.079 There's been a lot of checks written who I Didn't 00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.759 write any checks There's been I I'm pretty sure 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:24.660 I said something about I have no intention on 00:31:24.660 --> 00:31:28.319 wearing pants the entire trip You did I was like 00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:30.420 TSA if I have something more to say about that. 00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:36.059 That's a that's a big big big check, but um We'll 00:31:36.059 --> 00:31:38.640 see how it works out cuz yeah, it's gonna be 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:40.039 interesting. It's gonna be an interesting weekend 00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:43.759 for sure so looking forward to gonna be fun. 00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:45.640 Oh, it's gonna be a fucking blast. I'm no doubt 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:50.059 cuz We've we've done one whispers pool party 00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.359 But it was at the end of our dirty Vegas last 00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.960 year. And we talked about one couple will be 00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:59.720 there. They might be the Bakersfield couple. 00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:03.299 Yeah. I think they're to hatch be more than Bakersfield. 00:32:03.500 --> 00:32:06.640 But yeah, they they identify as Bakersfield. 00:32:08.700 --> 00:32:11.779 No one knows where to that. We know how to pronounce 00:32:11.779 --> 00:32:17.240 that. But yeah, they might be because that's 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.460 we saw them at Whispers last year. Or when we 00:32:20.460 --> 00:32:23.079 were dirty Vegas, we didn't they weren't at dirty 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:25.720 Vegas, but they were at Whispers I'll message 00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:27.480 message them. I think well, they don't check 00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:30.059 their yeah, they're like three months. I mean, 00:32:30.059 --> 00:32:31.400 it doesn't even matter I mean if they're going 00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.380 they're going there Yeah, we'll see in there 00:32:33.380 --> 00:32:36.200 if they are but well, this is gonna be the first 00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:39.400 time we are rolling in with like No, not the 00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:41.119 first time I guess because last time we rolled 00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:44.839 in with the group. Yeah, that's right. Yeah But 00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:47.799 not at a pool party when I got molested on the 00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:54.500 dance floor Is it yeah But this is gonna be the 00:32:54.500 --> 00:33:02.539 first pool party So, uh, that's me a good time 00:33:02.539 --> 00:33:08.779 and then let me see oh Okay, guys in case you 00:33:08.779 --> 00:33:13.200 haven't noticed we don't have a script we literally 00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:17.180 our podcast It could just be called by the seat 00:33:17.180 --> 00:33:23.960 of our pants because sometimes Yeah, it's just 00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:25.859 called a squirrel podcast I'll crack the mics 00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:27.680 and I'll be like, so what are we talking about? 00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.059 Like, I don't know. All right, fair enough. Let's 00:33:30.059 --> 00:33:34.259 go start it up So one of the things so all these 00:33:34.259 --> 00:33:37.789 other podcasts are starting to do like you know, 00:33:37.789 --> 00:33:39.930 two episodes a week, like, you know, swingers 00:33:39.930 --> 00:33:42.369 couch, they're getting all fancy with their, 00:33:42.369 --> 00:33:45.890 uh, just the tip Thursday and, um, you know, 00:33:45.970 --> 00:33:50.250 swing nation, they did their Tuesday talks. What's 00:33:50.250 --> 00:33:57.410 that? Just two nuts. Okay. Um, anyway, just the 00:33:57.410 --> 00:34:03.230 tip and we're just two nuts. That's actually 00:34:03.230 --> 00:34:05.950 really good. Not really. Because we're like nutty. 00:34:06.460 --> 00:34:10.340 And then it's like balls. Oh, I had no idea what 00:34:10.340 --> 00:34:15.340 you were referring to. You're fantastic. Oh, 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:18.880 boy. Anyways, so. It's a marketing thing. It 00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.019 is a marketing thing. I can like see squirrels 00:34:21.019 --> 00:34:25.699 with nuts. Squirrels and nuts. Because we squirrel. 00:34:26.300 --> 00:34:29.519 I just. It's like so many things. Like we squirrel. 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:34.199 So squirrels and nuts. Just two nuts. Ball sack. 00:34:34.219 --> 00:34:38.179 OK. Let me know when I can continue, please. 00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:45.019 Let me know when you're done. Go. Okay. I just 00:34:45.019 --> 00:34:47.760 feel like we're missing something here. Okay. 00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:52.460 We'll work on that in private. Let me put together 00:34:52.460 --> 00:34:57.500 a change order and we'll talk about it. Just 00:34:57.500 --> 00:35:00.340 two nuts. It would work better if it was two 00:35:00.340 --> 00:35:07.429 dudes doing a podcast. Exactly. Anyway, so I've 00:35:07.429 --> 00:35:09.590 been wanting to figure out like a way of doing 00:35:09.590 --> 00:35:13.409 like at least a weekly show I don't have an hour 00:35:13.409 --> 00:35:16.349 in me weekly just cuz this takes a lot out of 00:35:16.349 --> 00:35:23.570 me. This is too much so So what I I think I came 00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:26.090 up with a brilliant fucking idea the other day 00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:30.989 All right, and you're you ready folks? No, so 00:35:31.389 --> 00:35:35.190 We are part of you and I on our face space are 00:35:35.190 --> 00:35:38.510 part of many like different pineapple groups. 00:35:38.989 --> 00:35:45.050 Yes, and It's fun we we don't interact at all 00:35:45.050 --> 00:35:47.630 and then typically every now and then you'll 00:35:47.630 --> 00:35:50.150 throw your opinion out I mean my two cents are 00:35:50.150 --> 00:35:55.989 worth it They're worth exactly that So sometimes 00:35:57.090 --> 00:36:00.630 I'll start typing out like a whole response and 00:36:00.630 --> 00:36:04.110 I'll get halfway through my thought Then I just 00:36:04.110 --> 00:36:06.590 say I just I don't have the energy to finish 00:36:06.590 --> 00:36:08.389 this and I'll just delete it out and I'll move 00:36:08.389 --> 00:36:09.989 on with my life. I feel like it takes more energy 00:36:09.989 --> 00:36:12.329 to delete it out than just supposed to be okay. 00:36:12.610 --> 00:36:17.469 It could But that being said I think our advice 00:36:17.469 --> 00:36:19.909 is super valuable because we're like professionals. 00:36:19.969 --> 00:36:27.280 Of course duh. We're like so smart and yeah What 00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:31.480 yeah, okay, so here's what I'm here's my idea 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:38.300 is every other week Every other week we do our 00:36:38.300 --> 00:36:44.880 You just probably got us another negative review 00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:51.059 So every every other week we typically release 00:36:51.059 --> 00:36:54.280 our full full hour or whatever it is podcast 00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:58.280 but Every other other week, I want to do like 00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:03.780 a response to these, you know, things on the 00:37:03.780 --> 00:37:07.019 forums of the Facebooks or whatever. So like 00:37:07.019 --> 00:37:08.940 I was talking about earlier, I grew up in the 00:37:08.940 --> 00:37:14.159 era of MySpace and Facebook. So I want to call 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:19.960 this feature. Come face. My face confessionals. 00:37:20.579 --> 00:37:25.789 It's like MySpace. Facebook my face we could 00:37:25.789 --> 00:37:28.809 workshop this morning. No, I think it's official 00:37:28.809 --> 00:37:32.730 to nuts No, so we're gonna do my face confessionals 00:37:32.730 --> 00:37:34.590 and what's what's that gonna be is we're gonna 00:37:34.590 --> 00:37:38.530 take a random talk topic Off one of these Facebook 00:37:38.530 --> 00:37:40.949 groups something that's interesting something 00:37:40.949 --> 00:37:46.150 that's you know controversial What? Stop working 00:37:46.150 --> 00:37:49.630 workshopping over here. I'm rolling here, babe 00:37:49.630 --> 00:37:54.579 And then we're just gonna And I'm gonna hate 00:37:54.579 --> 00:38:00.159 in rolling rolling rolling keep me fat and dirty 00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:04.019 So I'm gonna I think what we need to do. I'm 00:38:04.019 --> 00:38:06.340 gonna delete all of this. You're fucking killing 00:38:06.340 --> 00:38:12.300 me, bro fucking killing me You're hurting my 00:38:12.300 --> 00:38:23.880 heart right now He does not the word it's Annoying 00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:27.820 the shit out of me I Can't even look at you right 00:38:27.820 --> 00:38:30.960 now. I'm trying to complete this fucking thought 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:37.719 Can you just leave the room for a second so I 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.340 can like finish this Anyways, so we're I'm thinking 00:38:42.340 --> 00:38:52.309 every Okay, check check it's a mic on All right, 00:38:52.329 --> 00:38:57.389 so every Did I ever tell you guys we're not professional 00:38:57.389 --> 00:39:03.929 podcasters So every other week outside of our 00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:07.170 normal podcast our full format we're gonna do 00:39:07.170 --> 00:39:10.329 Just like a small 10 to 15 minute and where we're 00:39:10.329 --> 00:39:13.670 gonna bring up a topic you might bring it up 00:39:13.670 --> 00:39:16.130 I might bring it up copy and paste it and we'll 00:39:16.130 --> 00:39:18.150 bring it up and we'll kind of talk about it and 00:39:18.710 --> 00:39:20.489 And we'll just kind of give like our candid. 00:39:20.630 --> 00:39:22.329 We're not going to plan it out. It's going to 00:39:22.329 --> 00:39:26.389 be very candid, like everything else we do for 00:39:26.389 --> 00:39:32.570 better or for worse. But one of these days we're 00:39:32.570 --> 00:39:34.909 going to do a fully formatted, like noted out. 00:39:34.909 --> 00:39:38.010 It's going to be so boring. I'll hate it. Yeah. 00:39:38.130 --> 00:39:40.389 Well, other people will probably love it. Well, 00:39:40.730 --> 00:39:42.670 they can listen to somebody they like that's 00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:46.789 formatted. Oh, we got another message. Hello. 00:39:47.789 --> 00:39:51.590 Anyways, in our Vegas group, a little bit ago, 00:39:51.949 --> 00:39:55.909 we have a butt was on the bed, clapping her cheeks. 00:39:57.449 --> 00:40:00.730 Yeah. Clap, clap. I wish I could put that on 00:40:00.730 --> 00:40:03.750 sound. Social media. Actually, I think I can. 00:40:05.369 --> 00:40:13.250 Can you guys hear that? Well, you can't hear 00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:15.630 it now. No, she's clapping her cheeks. She was 00:40:15.630 --> 00:40:18.369 laying on the bed. Anyways, anyways, um, it's 00:40:18.369 --> 00:40:22.670 a sight to behold. Um, what was I going to say? 00:40:23.269 --> 00:40:29.550 Oh, squirrel. So before we shit, it's only 40 00:40:29.550 --> 00:40:35.070 minutes in. So here's the thing. We have, we 00:40:35.070 --> 00:40:38.710 have a lot of fantastic listeners out there and 00:40:38.710 --> 00:40:44.280 um, A lot of people email us, a lot of people 00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:48.860 send us, you know, the stuff on the sex line 00:40:48.860 --> 00:40:52.500 and stuff like that. So there was one couple 00:40:52.500 --> 00:40:56.000 that emailed us on, not emailed, or messaged 00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:59.619 us on Cassidy. Speaking of Cassidy, you can find 00:40:59.619 --> 00:41:02.360 our community there. If you look up the sweet 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:05.079 side of life, actually just look up the sweet 00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:06.900 side of life and then add yourself there and 00:41:06.900 --> 00:41:08.460 you'll get to see all the events we're going 00:41:08.460 --> 00:41:12.179 to. Got Memorial Day. We got we got pool parties 00:41:12.179 --> 00:41:16.500 coming up. We got EDR in Palm Springs in July. 00:41:16.500 --> 00:41:20.840 We got Secret Springs Resort in July We got a 00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:23.599 shit ton Dr. Phil girl's birthday. We got a shit 00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:28.400 ton coming up You know what I Think I'm gonna 00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:30.860 save this email for next time because this is 00:41:30.860 --> 00:41:33.699 a lot to go through is it well, you know, you 00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:37.199 know one thing We talked about talking about 00:41:38.259 --> 00:41:40.579 We've talked about it a lot talking about because 00:41:40.579 --> 00:41:46.139 we get some noobs on here noobs newbies and About 00:41:46.139 --> 00:41:49.280 like what they how do they start blah blah blah. 00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:50.500 Well, I'm not gonna tell you how to start you 00:41:50.500 --> 00:41:54.460 do that yourself, but Today you got a new bag. 00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:58.260 I Got a new bag. You ordered a new bag. Oh, yes 00:41:58.260 --> 00:42:03.780 So what's in your bag, baby? So terrible Austin 00:42:03.780 --> 00:42:06.039 Powers accent was that supposed to be awesome 00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:11.409 power Don't tell anybody it was so bad. So one 00:42:11.409 --> 00:42:14.150 of the things we're gonna just touch on briefly 00:42:14.150 --> 00:42:17.630 Yes, you know what we were gonna do this as part 00:42:17.630 --> 00:42:22.269 of like a whole newbie introduction so bags bags 00:42:22.269 --> 00:42:25.730 sex bags sex bags Because you got a new one. 00:42:25.730 --> 00:42:28.829 I got a new one And we were talking about dr. 00:42:29.010 --> 00:42:31.869 Phil good and he has a good plan too. Yes, so 00:42:34.230 --> 00:42:36.750 Anytime you're going to an event, this is just 00:42:36.750 --> 00:42:43.110 gonna be this this is this is part two of Newbie 00:42:43.110 --> 00:42:45.469 introduction to the LS because you decided to 00:42:45.469 --> 00:42:49.789 skip over part one So we're just gonna go to 00:42:49.789 --> 00:42:52.170 part really quick and well you got a bag today 00:42:52.170 --> 00:42:54.550 so here we are and we'll hit we'll hit rewind 00:42:54.550 --> 00:42:57.510 on the next one or so sure we'll see how it goes 00:42:57.510 --> 00:43:00.170 make them listen to the see you do it in reverse 00:43:00.170 --> 00:43:02.409 and then they have to continue listening so we're 00:43:02.409 --> 00:43:04.650 doing part two part one actually hasn't happened 00:43:04.650 --> 00:43:07.570 yet we're reverse cowgirling this i'm a fan of 00:43:07.570 --> 00:43:12.510 that position except it makes me nervous penis 00:43:12.510 --> 00:43:15.110 can break anyone on the top makes you nervous 00:43:15.110 --> 00:43:18.460 yeah yeah That's the problem. You've seen too 00:43:18.460 --> 00:43:21.239 many videos with dicks breaking not videos. I 00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:23.840 don't watch videos of that I've heard it happen. 00:43:23.860 --> 00:43:26.539 I've heard like audio read like recants of it. 00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:30.960 Yeah So if anybody ever has me on top just know 00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.260 I'm very much out of practice because mr. Sweets 00:43:34.460 --> 00:43:36.760 Does not prefer that position. Well, he likes 00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:38.699 that position. I can get him to do it every once 00:43:38.699 --> 00:43:41.119 in a while No, no, I love it, but it's just got 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:44.480 to be slow. Yeah, it's got to be slow and I still 00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:48.820 have to be in control a bit exactly because the 00:43:48.820 --> 00:43:55.159 problem is is is a TMI my dick has like a downward 00:43:55.159 --> 00:44:02.559 face and angle to it so If I'm in the reverse 00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:05.659 cowgirl It's a fantastic view and I love that 00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:09.940 position. But the chance of my penis turning 00:44:09.940 --> 00:44:14.179 into a 90 degree angle is higher than others. 00:44:14.980 --> 00:44:20.460 So it's a bit of a trust and... Even normal though, 00:44:21.539 --> 00:44:25.400 you have to be in control of all of it. I do. 00:44:25.500 --> 00:44:28.400 Well, that's just my mentality. But the reverse 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:32.900 cowgirl, it's physically the most... daunting 00:44:32.900 --> 00:44:41.340 one I guess so yes so but just remember that 00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:50.039 I know she loves to be on top so oh yeah bag 00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:59.099 so when you go to events part two when you go 00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:05.559 to events It's best to Come see you I'm prepared 00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:10.920 with a multitude of things in your bag So for 00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:14.639 me I in my I bought a little bag I always take 00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:17.679 my backpack which has like our change of clothes 00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:21.320 And we initially actually had a bag. We have 00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:24.000 a party and we do have a party bag It's called 00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:28.139 our party bag and that one has Initially it was 00:45:28.139 --> 00:45:29.960 what what basically you've turned your backpack 00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:34.460 into more or less. Yeah. Yeah, so it was pasties 00:45:34.460 --> 00:45:40.960 a few different lingerie options Condoms Blue 00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:44.300 shoes blue shoes lip gloss. They never got back 00:45:44.300 --> 00:45:46.880 to me. By the way, I emailed them Damn it. Those 00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:51.199 motherfuckers getting some free press here. Um 00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:58.639 Lip gloss Hygiene wipes Deodorant. What else 00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:03.820 is in there? Locks. Oh yeah, lock for locker. 00:46:06.820 --> 00:46:12.139 What else? Just sex toys. Yes, yeah, like toys. 00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:16.280 But what was happening was that party bag. Was 00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:18.940 large and in charge. Yeah, so we started too 00:46:18.940 --> 00:46:21.199 big. It was it wasn't practical. It was it's 00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.480 a big it's a knapsack It's like something you 00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:26.099 take to Disneyland. It's like all the like you're 00:46:26.099 --> 00:46:28.360 carrying on. It's your carry -on No, it's not 00:46:28.360 --> 00:46:30.079 even that it's bigger than that. It's like a 00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:33.519 diaper bag and a carry -on. Yes It's bright. 00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:36.699 It was awesome. Good thought but inside that 00:46:36.699 --> 00:46:40.920 bag. I carried a mini pineapple bag And in that 00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:44.420 bag, I had lube. I had a lube. We didn't say 00:46:44.420 --> 00:46:46.440 lube lube. I had the hygiene wipes. I had one 00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:49.719 of your smaller toys, condoms and in my blue 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:54.800 shoes. But that that pineapple bag that the ones 00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:57.840 that I got was just too small, which it was about 00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:01.400 the size. It was about it was a very small makeup 00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:04.619 bag. It's about the length of a Red Bull for 00:47:04.619 --> 00:47:08.170 those guys out there. Yeah. It's longer than 00:47:08.170 --> 00:47:11.210 a Red Bull. It's a big Red Bull. The 16 ounce 00:47:11.210 --> 00:47:12.849 Red Bull. Can you just roll with it? You have 00:47:12.849 --> 00:47:16.809 to like correct me on everything. 16. Fine. 16 00:47:16.809 --> 00:47:19.670 ounce Red Bull. Whatever. They're 20 ounce. Oh 00:47:19.670 --> 00:47:27.449 my god. So. But what I was finding is on like 00:47:27.449 --> 00:47:30.750 during game time that bag was so small everything 00:47:30.750 --> 00:47:34.420 was just stuffed in there. and in the dark trying 00:47:34.420 --> 00:47:37.480 to like find everything. It was just too stuffed. 00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:40.980 And plus one of your recent additions to your 00:47:40.980 --> 00:47:44.099 sex toy. Thank you Palm Springs Couple. Yeah, 00:47:44.179 --> 00:47:45.960 for my birthday. For your birthday. That I just 00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:50.880 got. It was just too small. So yesterday on Amazon, 00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:55.179 I purchased a new pineapple bag, which is about, 00:47:55.300 --> 00:47:59.349 what's that? This is a little bit bigger. And 00:47:59.349 --> 00:48:01.769 then this one will fit the new toys and it'll 00:48:01.769 --> 00:48:05.489 fit all the good stuff. Yeah, but who has the 00:48:05.489 --> 00:48:07.849 best? Not I don't know the best option, but a 00:48:07.849 --> 00:48:10.829 really good option is Dr. Feelgood. He had like 00:48:10.829 --> 00:48:15.530 a little armband pouch thing that he could put 00:48:15.530 --> 00:48:19.909 his condoms in and like little pipe. I would 00:48:19.909 --> 00:48:22.130 imagine many like the pipe. Well, they sell the 00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:24.989 like the plastic packets of lube. Yeah, you can't 00:48:24.989 --> 00:48:27.590 put a bottle of lube in there. It was like a 00:48:27.590 --> 00:48:30.429 little Arm band that he does great cuz you could 00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:32.829 be like naked walking around with our man. Yeah, 00:48:32.849 --> 00:48:36.469 like it's it looked like a Like a sweatband professional. 00:48:36.670 --> 00:48:43.349 Yeah, it's a professional So but yeah, so for 00:48:43.349 --> 00:48:48.409 the newbies out there Figure out something that 00:48:48.409 --> 00:48:51.050 you can bring cuz also people ask us like oh, 00:48:51.090 --> 00:48:53.510 what do I wear to an event? And I always say 00:48:53.510 --> 00:48:57.469 and you always say well you more say dress in 00:48:57.469 --> 00:49:01.440 theme Then have something to dress down in yeah 00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:03.860 Because especially if you're newer to the lifestyle 00:49:03.860 --> 00:49:05.619 like dressing something you're comfortable with 00:49:05.619 --> 00:49:08.139 going in it That's usually in a theme because 00:49:08.139 --> 00:49:11.219 there's usually a theme But then bring something 00:49:11.219 --> 00:49:14.000 when you know women start change. I mean some 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.179 parties there is a time when everybody changes 00:49:16.179 --> 00:49:18.239 We've never been to one like that, but we've 00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:21.219 heard of them. Yeah, I don't think we ever have 00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:25.440 but um when all the women start changing and 00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:29.199 dressing down to lingerie like then bring something 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:32.539 so you're not feeling out if you want to change 00:49:32.539 --> 00:49:37.559 and men oh and men men trust it might feel silly 00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:44.019 but bring some like sexy boxers or bring some 00:49:44.019 --> 00:49:48.599 you know underwear something um to change into 00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:52.489 it might feel weird But it gets you so much more 00:49:52.489 --> 00:49:54.230 play. Yeah. Plus, there's a lot of places where 00:49:54.230 --> 00:49:57.670 men can't be naked, but you could be in boxers. 00:49:57.670 --> 00:50:00.230 And it's definitely like it's one thing to be 00:50:00.230 --> 00:50:02.230 wandering around in like your jeans when everybody 00:50:02.230 --> 00:50:04.849 else is naked. But like it's a whole nother vibe 00:50:04.849 --> 00:50:08.730 to be like, OK, I can be in my my like boxers 00:50:08.730 --> 00:50:11.909 or boxer briefs and like be walking around. And 00:50:11.909 --> 00:50:14.940 you're not violating like the rules of the. place 00:50:14.940 --> 00:50:16.780 but you're still putting yourself putting yourself 00:50:16.780 --> 00:50:19.199 out there because like our our friends um when 00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:21.519 we went to flirts actually with beard and butt 00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:25.219 he was walking around nude because we were all 00:50:25.219 --> 00:50:27.219 fucking and doing things and he went out to get 00:50:27.219 --> 00:50:31.079 waters or something and he got like scolded for 00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:34.690 being nude but i mean had he had like Boxers 00:50:34.690 --> 00:50:37.730 or something just to put on and not have to you 00:50:37.730 --> 00:50:39.869 know It was like you like his his situation was 00:50:39.869 --> 00:50:42.030 he was either jeans or nothing basically I think 00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:44.670 so it was like if you have something that in 00:50:44.670 --> 00:50:47.130 between something as a guy then you're not gonna 00:50:47.130 --> 00:50:52.989 get Scolded and I will say as a guy Any to any 00:50:52.989 --> 00:50:55.829 any like literally every single time that I have 00:50:55.829 --> 00:50:59.250 like stripped down to some like Underwear briefs 00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:03.170 boxer briefs or something Women cannot keep their 00:51:03.170 --> 00:51:07.150 hands off of you like You might feel silly, but 00:51:07.150 --> 00:51:10.630 I literally will go to a party and especially 00:51:10.630 --> 00:51:13.670 how well shit any party now any like you just 00:51:13.670 --> 00:51:15.809 go there and you take your pants off and you 00:51:15.809 --> 00:51:18.710 get down to some type of underwear and it it 00:51:18.710 --> 00:51:25.050 it it opens up the gate and It's just it's instant 00:51:25.050 --> 00:51:27.130 like everybody wants to touch because I think 00:51:27.130 --> 00:51:29.710 it's I feel like as a woman to speak on that 00:51:29.710 --> 00:51:33.519 behalf is Um, it's not as aggressive as somebody 00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:36.780 being fully nude Yeah, but it's definitely opens 00:51:36.780 --> 00:51:39.400 the door where there's a comfortability of being 00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:41.880 like, okay They're clearly like putting themselves 00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:43.900 out there, but it's not so aggressive Like I've 00:51:43.900 --> 00:51:45.800 got a boner in my face right now that I have 00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:47.860 to like like if you want the boner in your face 00:51:47.860 --> 00:51:50.179 You have to take another step. Yeah, exactly. 00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:52.579 But otherwise you can walk up and you can touch 00:51:52.579 --> 00:51:54.519 and you can grope and it's it's still innocent 00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:59.579 enough where A it's not you're not like, uh Exceeding 00:51:59.579 --> 00:52:01.940 the expectation level like you don't have to 00:52:01.940 --> 00:52:05.079 do anything more. Yeah, and yeah, it's like I 00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:08.079 love being grouped Yeah, so I do think it kind 00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:12.219 of lends that self to like it's like a Yeah, 00:52:12.420 --> 00:52:14.139 not as it doesn't feel as aggressive, you know 00:52:14.139 --> 00:52:16.119 who I actually the one of the first people I 00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:19.639 saw doing that which at first it threw me was 00:52:19.639 --> 00:52:24.179 um Let's see what how can I describe them we 00:52:24.179 --> 00:52:25.719 went to their birthday party and that's where 00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:29.900 we first went there and met Sam and Cole Sam 00:52:29.900 --> 00:52:34.639 and Cole and He was running around the birthday 00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:38.539 boy. Yeah, and in like some little yeah tidy 00:52:38.539 --> 00:52:41.179 whatever and I was like at first I was kind of 00:52:41.179 --> 00:52:44.579 like that's weird But then I'm like, oh, that's 00:52:44.579 --> 00:52:46.699 fine. And then now I'm like, I'm the weird guy. 00:52:46.699 --> 00:52:49.860 Yeah, cuz I'm like that works That fucking works. 00:52:50.380 --> 00:52:54.980 Yeah So yeah, so gentlemen, don't be afraid to 00:52:54.980 --> 00:52:57.480 dress down to yeah Get comfortable. Bring something 00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:59.440 to dress down in. So I guess we have like two. 00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:02.300 So we have. So now you have your backpack. We 00:53:02.300 --> 00:53:04.699 did have. Well, we still have it, but we don't 00:53:04.699 --> 00:53:06.559 bring it to a lot of places. In the party bag. 00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:10.159 We call the party bag. A lot of stuff just gets 00:53:10.159 --> 00:53:12.980 transferred into the backpack. So you have your 00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:18.000 backpack where you carry your liquor and well, 00:53:18.139 --> 00:53:25.130 our liquor and my soda waters. And then. I'll 00:53:25.130 --> 00:53:28.349 put a lingerie in there, pasties, because you 00:53:28.349 --> 00:53:30.550 never know. Some places you have to wear pasties. 00:53:30.550 --> 00:53:35.349 Yeah. And then we'll have our all our other things, 00:53:35.389 --> 00:53:36.989 the hygiene, the lip gloss. I mean, that's my 00:53:36.989 --> 00:53:39.429 thing. Like I need lip gloss and then our hygiene 00:53:39.429 --> 00:53:41.909 stuff, because you never know if you're going 00:53:41.909 --> 00:53:44.789 to be able to like what it's going to be. So 00:53:44.789 --> 00:53:46.989 it's good to have like little hygiene wipes and 00:53:46.989 --> 00:53:50.670 stuff just to like whatever condoms, your blue 00:53:50.670 --> 00:53:53.380 shoes. I'll wipe my beard. Yeah, exactly what 00:53:53.380 --> 00:53:58.000 it smells like vagina Blue shoes anyway, so we 00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.460 have a bigger bag that has all that stuff in 00:54:00.460 --> 00:54:03.320 it And then you have your smaller bag that you 00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:07.039 can take into a playroom inside that bigger bag 00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:12.159 That will have like toys or whips No, that's 00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:14.179 that would be a bigger bag. If you got what since 00:54:14.179 --> 00:54:17.940 all mine my new bag is gonna be It's gonna carry 00:54:17.940 --> 00:54:20.199 our whip. We have one whip that'll fit in there 00:54:23.109 --> 00:54:26.030 We'll see what happens. Yeah, so going to House 00:54:26.030 --> 00:54:29.690 of Blues tomorrow House of Blues House of Black 00:54:29.690 --> 00:54:32.190 House of Blues is actually closed down in San 00:54:32.190 --> 00:54:36.590 Diego. It's just H -O -B When you when you told 00:54:36.590 --> 00:54:38.630 me H -O -B at first I thought House of Blues 00:54:38.630 --> 00:54:41.250 and then I was like, oh House of Black Yeah, 00:54:41.250 --> 00:54:44.170 they're closed now Are they House of Blues? Yeah 00:54:44.170 --> 00:54:47.030 in San Diego. Well, that's sad. Yeah So sad. 00:54:47.489 --> 00:54:52.130 You played there. I did. Anyway, so that is our 00:54:52.130 --> 00:54:56.150 recommendation for going to a party. Bring a 00:54:56.150 --> 00:54:58.510 bag and bring a smaller bag and bring all your 00:54:58.510 --> 00:55:01.530 things in the bag. So that was part two. Stay 00:55:01.530 --> 00:55:05.530 tuned for part six. Stay tuned for part six and 00:55:05.530 --> 00:55:09.570 we're going to do part one. Now here's the thing 00:55:09.570 --> 00:55:11.409 is we're going to do it so confusing you won't 00:55:11.409 --> 00:55:14.469 know what the fuck happened. What we what we 00:55:14.469 --> 00:55:17.550 wanted to do was kind of do like a re -intro 00:55:17.550 --> 00:55:20.210 to us because we have a lot of newer listeners 00:55:20.210 --> 00:55:23.329 that Not everybody's go goes all the way back 00:55:23.329 --> 00:55:26.170 to number one. Well, they should they should 00:55:26.170 --> 00:55:29.889 but you know if they don't they don't well Come 00:55:29.889 --> 00:55:35.650 on what's stopping you guys? so Yeah, so I wanted 00:55:35.650 --> 00:55:38.150 to do like a re -intro to talk about us and talk 00:55:38.150 --> 00:55:40.969 about 100 ,000 downloads. That's right. That's 00:55:40.969 --> 00:55:42.210 one of the things I was talking about. We're 00:55:42.210 --> 00:55:44.289 actually we hit 100 ,000. We did? Yeah, we're 00:55:44.289 --> 00:55:50.889 there now. High five, babe. So I don't know if 00:55:50.889 --> 00:55:54.369 that's good or not, but all I know is we started 00:55:54.369 --> 00:55:59.469 at one and that was me. So I downloaded our first 00:55:59.469 --> 00:56:02.630 just to make sure it was working. So yeah, we 00:56:02.630 --> 00:56:07.889 hit 100 ,000. And that's awesome. So imagine 00:56:07.889 --> 00:56:09.789 what we can do if we actually had to work in 00:56:09.789 --> 00:56:15.570 Tik Tok. So one of the things that you can also 00:56:15.570 --> 00:56:17.789 download our older episodes if you just started 00:56:17.789 --> 00:56:20.670 listening. Yes, you can go all the way back to 00:56:20.670 --> 00:56:26.409 number numero uno. So it's it is now. What are 00:56:26.409 --> 00:56:31.829 we in May? It's gonna be it's gonna be May. So 00:56:31.829 --> 00:56:35.139 my goal is next year. We're really going to put 00:56:35.139 --> 00:56:37.739 focus on our tick -tock. You're so stupid. I 00:56:37.739 --> 00:56:39.619 told you to take it over. In seven months, we're 00:56:39.619 --> 00:56:42.039 going to really put our foot down. Now here's 00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:46.039 the thing is we have to really start advertising 00:56:46.039 --> 00:56:49.039 better because I want to hit, our next big number 00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:55.880 I want to hit is 101 ,000. So I really want to 00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:58.480 do that like tonight. So let's make that happen. 00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:02.360 Do it. So I need to get our Twitter going, our 00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:05.320 ex. You don't want to do an Insta. I don't want 00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:08.079 to do anything. Because you're lame. I know. 00:57:08.340 --> 00:57:10.780 So here's what we're going to do in the next 00:57:10.780 --> 00:57:14.280 two months. Our Twitter or our ex is going to... 00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:15.780 I wonder how many people just yawned hearing 00:57:15.780 --> 00:57:19.320 me yawn. A lot, probably. You're making me yawn. 00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:22.400 Isn't that weird? How you see or you hear someone 00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:24.860 yawn and then you yawn. Stop talking about fucking 00:57:24.860 --> 00:57:28.389 yawning. So here in the next couple months, we're 00:57:28.389 --> 00:57:30.269 going to get our X going. We're going to get 00:57:30.269 --> 00:57:32.809 our TikTok going. We're going to get an Instaface. 00:57:33.090 --> 00:57:37.050 We're going to get our MyFace Chronicles or MyFace 00:57:37.050 --> 00:57:39.849 Confessionals. And oh yeah, all the votes have 00:57:39.849 --> 00:57:44.869 come in. Fans are Sweetums. No, no, what votes? 00:57:45.030 --> 00:57:47.769 We got enough votes for Sweetums. The fuck? I 00:57:47.769 --> 00:57:51.460 man the calls. We had a whole thread on sweet 00:57:51.460 --> 00:57:54.559 tarts. They wanted sugar sugar babies and sugar. 00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:57.039 I know no, it's sweet. I'm sweet tarts I like 00:57:57.039 --> 00:58:00.019 it's fucking done sweet. Oh, I asked chat GPT 00:58:00.019 --> 00:58:03.559 Like it or not Sweetums is the name of our listeners. 00:58:04.059 --> 00:58:06.420 Oh, you know what else we got we had a friend 00:58:06.420 --> 00:58:10.920 Who he designed a bunch of stuff, too? Oh, yeah 00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:14.760 Starla and Vic. Yes We've talked we talked about 00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.179 them a while ago We met them a long time ago 00:58:17.179 --> 00:58:19.940 and we hung out had a good time with them at 00:58:19.940 --> 00:58:24.059 the SMB parties. Yes, and recently we saw them 00:58:24.059 --> 00:58:28.340 at beer and wine beer and wine and For the cheese 00:58:28.340 --> 00:58:30.699 with cheese with show that by the way people 00:58:30.699 --> 00:58:33.199 came out and that was really we didn't talk about 00:58:33.199 --> 00:58:36.199 that Yeah, there was a ton of it was hot as hell. 00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:39.460 I was sweating like a fucking whore in church, 00:58:39.619 --> 00:58:45.079 but It was fun It's a good time. Yeah. All the 00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:48.159 pictures I'm like glistening like I just had 00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:53.239 a cum facial. Nice. Yeah. Nice. So yeah, Starla 00:58:53.239 --> 00:58:56.599 and Vic gave us some great graphics, all kinds 00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:59.500 of like different, different like logos. Versions 00:58:59.500 --> 00:59:01.519 of all the graphics. So we're gonna have to make 00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:03.860 some merch or something. We'll do something with 00:59:03.860 --> 00:59:08.519 it. Maybe I'll just put it on the TikTok. Oh 00:59:08.519 --> 00:59:12.769 boy. If somebody else do all the work. Fantastic. 00:59:13.190 --> 00:59:15.150 No, he did a good job. He like made us pineapple 00:59:15.150 --> 00:59:18.590 people. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, so we have 00:59:18.590 --> 00:59:22.050 We have a lot a lot a lot coming up and a lot 00:59:22.050 --> 00:59:26.730 we have to do We'll touch back in about our House 00:59:26.730 --> 00:59:33.130 of Black Shenanigans tomorrow our anniversary 00:59:33.130 --> 00:59:36.269 party. Yes, and then we have Memorial Day weekend, 00:59:36.409 --> 00:59:40.190 which is that's gonna yield some good stuff some 00:59:40.519 --> 00:59:45.920 Good podcast, some good photos for TikTok. See, 00:59:45.980 --> 00:59:47.860 that's my problem is that I can't put any of 00:59:47.860 --> 00:59:51.059 my friends in our TikTok photos. So it's like 00:59:51.059 --> 00:59:55.119 I have photos of all of us and then it's like 00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:58.119 I can't post them because they've got other people 00:59:58.119 --> 01:00:00.300 in them and I'm not trying to blow up everybody's 01:00:00.300 --> 01:00:03.679 spot. That's the problem with being perverts. 01:00:04.340 --> 01:00:06.960 Yeah. I have a ton of photos I could put but 01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:09.000 then I'm blowing up everybody's spot on our tick 01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:10.820 -tock. Yeah, we don't want to do that. No, I 01:00:10.820 --> 01:00:15.639 don't So I think we've talked enough shit tonight. 01:00:15.780 --> 01:00:18.780 I think we're gonna call it Is there anything 01:00:18.780 --> 01:00:21.380 else you want to touch on really quick squirrel? 01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:27.199 No nuts All right, all right sweetums, thank 01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:32.699 you for sticking around during our Drunken anniversary 01:00:32.699 --> 01:00:39.289 episode Take it away my love when enjoying the 01:00:39.289 --> 01:00:41.329 sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside 01:00:41.329 --> 01:00:44.070 down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it 01:00:44.070 --> 01:00:54.969 up Love you, babe. 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