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you remember the day we went to secret alright
everybody we are back from vacation that's right
ladies and gentlemen just one just one man we
have made it back it's been one week since you
looked at me three days I don't know how does
it go There's something about saying sorry. Is
it too late now to say sorry? Little Justin Bieber.
All right. We are about three weeks out from
the last episode. We made zero promises as to
when we're going to come back. That's fine. We
have been... We've over -delivered. Under promise
and over -delivered. Look at us go. We've actually
been getting... text messages and voicemails
saying, um, are you alive? Hey guys, don't forget
about us. Come back. We want to hear what happened
and what happened. Swingers couch podcasts have
already released that they're not going to release
till we release. They really, we're all just
standing around with our dicks in our hand, right?
And the release all over the place. We're just
edging ourselves this whole week. So It is currently
Friday. We were supposed to do this last night
on Thursday. But we did not get home from vacation
until late Tuesday night. Tuesday night. And
we all had to work Wednesday. We all had to work
Thursday. We all had to work Friday. Frankly,
yeah, today as well. And frankly, we were tired.
We're still tired. I'm still exhausted. I almost
put I tried to push this you did you're like,
babe Let's do it tomorrow. I go babe. I was like
I already started drinking. We can't stop the
train now Realize we could do this Monday night,
right? But you you are a stickler for schedules
It's me that's the stickler got it so it is it's
now Friday night And we had a quiet Friday night.
We didn't have any plans. So we decided that
would be a good time to sit down and recap our
vacation. Well, I don't think they care about
half of our vacation. They don't care about most
of it. There's only a handful that is really
going to be something for people. So when did
we leave? What day was it? Oh, really quick.
Cheers. Yeah, I keep over so Alright spoiler
alert We did the 311 cruise which will touch
on briefly because there really wasn't much like
that for this podcast, but That cruise got diverted
to Key West instead of a part of the Bahamas.
I don't think we're gonna get touch on that this
podcast we can Snip it of it the next one, but
this one's gonna be long But it has to explain
this drink and I'm gonna be like you and be like
babe cut it off So you think this is gonna be
a one of two? I think so. I'm fine with that.
We could just cut it now. I'm fucking tired Let
me finish this drink. I'm out No, so Spoiler
alert our crews got diverted instead of going
to harvest Kate. No Great stirrups, K. Great
stirrups, K, because of weather. Stirrup, K.
I don't know. Something like that. There you
go. It's an owned. It's a cruise owned island.
It actually means absolutely nothing. You might
as well be in California. Exactly. So we diverted
to Key West, which Key West is where the rum
runner. originated in 1969. No, it wasn't. That
was just a really good number. No, but you want
to know why it was called the Remrunner? I learned
this when we were in Cuba. You tell me all about
that. So let's cheers first. Yeah. Okay, cheers.
Cheers. So during the Prohibition, because the
Keys are the most southern part of the United
States. Yes. And close to Cuba. Cuba, they would
smuggle in rum from Cuba into Key West, Key West.
And those smugglers were called rum runners.
Yes. So that's what the drink was named after.
Yes. So little key West history for you. Also,
they got a lot of cocks there. A lot of what
cocks. They got a lot of cocks. So So, in celebration
of Key West, I chose Rum Runner. I actually had
one way earlier in the podcast, but it's one
of my favorite drinks. It has a white rum, a
dark rum. Take a whiskey drink and drink a vodka
drink. So, it has a white rum, a dark rum. It
has a banana liqueur, and in this particular
one, it's a Blackberry Brandy. Brandy. What's
her name? Brandy. And then, of course, it has
OJ... pineapple juice and a splash of grenadine.
For color. And I, in this particular, I did one
ounce of each pour. So there's four ounces of
liquor, which maybe you can tell by the way I'm
slurring just a bit. That's on top of every other
drink I had today. So I started drinking at noon.
No, you didn't. I did at work. Stupid. I didn't
get shit done. You should have just come home
then. Right. So what are you drinking, my love?
Um, your concoction, your concoction. Um, I'm
drinking, we named it. It might have a name.
I don't know. I'm calling it a Hawaiian buffalo
sour. So it's a buffalo sour with pineapple juice.
I had an open pineapple juice inside the fridge
from my rum runner. So instead of letting it
go to waste, we just decided to add it to your
favorite tail. Add it to your tail. We're going
to call this a secrets and Cox Cox Cox with secrets,
secrets and Cox. All right. So vacation. Yeah,
we went on it like a couple couple of weeks ago.
We left, right? We went to it feels like a decade
ago. We went to secrets. Oh, you know before
we do all this what? I I want you to record a
Like a whole thing that I could just put into
the podcast, but for now you can reach us on
the sweet side of life podcast six line at 9
5 1 2 2 6 5 2 6 1 once again ladies and gentlemen
Man. 951 -226 -5261. We have been getting a lot
of booby pictures, and there's one individual
out there that is sending a lot of great pictures.
It's fantastic. I have like a whole gallery.
Your phone has lost storage. Thank you. You owe
me $2 .99 because I had to expand my cloud storage.
Thank you very much. No, I got, it started with
tip picks and then it went to like penetration.
Then it went to just, it's pretty wild right
now. So thank you. I appreciate it. And, um,
I want to give a shout out to my spank bank.
Uh, I want to give a shout out to, uh, the swingers
couch, swinger paradise, discord channel. It's
popping over there. Um, I pop in there every
now and then say, hello, how you doing? Nice
to meet you. Hi. But, um, Earlier, just, no,
yesterday when we were supposed to be doing our
podcast, Swinger's Couch, Carlos and, I need
to slow this roll down. Carlos and Autumn, I
almost said Adam. Carlos and Adam were just hanging
out at the fucking pool. Carlos and Autumn were
actually doing their podcast last night as we
should have been doing. But she was doing hers
topless. And they posted a picture of it. So.
Care to join the party? Titties out. Now we're
talking. All right. Nice. Nice. So, yeah, now
it's happening. We got titties out, folks. Tits
out. I took off my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
sexy shirt. That was a pretty nice shirt, but
yeah, let's get rid of it. All right, so. Took
care of that side of business. Uh, we're not
sponsored by blue chew yet, but soon. All right.
So how do we have a code? You should just put
it on the thing. Then at least you get your discount
and they get their discount. I want to, I want
an actual official code. Yeah. But don't you
have a code? Yes. Well put your code. What's
unofficial about your code. It doesn't like,
it doesn't like spell out like our logo. It's
not like SSP or anything. It's Well, for the
time being, you buy enough of that shit, you
might as well put your coat out there. That is
true. Every morning I take two Advil and one
Bluetooth. You just never know throughout the
day what might happen. Speaking of that, we just
finished watching our first episode of Temptation
Island, the new episode there on Netflix. And
we're in our third season of Ted Lasso. Yes,
great show. Not as exciting. So far I like Ted
Lasso. I know it's so good. Temptation Island,
it's kind of like a Swinger training show. So
far it's like, all right, let's bring a bunch
of people in and bring other hot people in and
have them date each other. Ultimately, I think
it's gonna work out. I think two of the two I
feel pretty confident that are gonna leave and
they're gonna be on Cassidy next week. So anyways
We Digress like a motherfucker Speaking of digressing
like a motherfucker Where did we go on our vacation?
Florida Florida we visited Florida man. Yes We
visited some family and then we took A three
hour tour To Kissimmee Kissimmee Florida To go
to the world famous At least the Florida famous
That's pretty world famous No I'm just kidding
Secrets Hideaway Resort Which is right there
in a beautiful Kissimmee Or Kissimmee Kissimmee
Kissimmee Whatever Whatever Florida And um Holy
fuck It's a good time. It's a dope place, but
let's wait wait Here is where you have to insert.
Oh, yes our pre thoughts are Hitting the streets
with the sweets. We recorded a hit in the streets
on the way there We had a long time. So we dropped
a few of our I slept through like two hours You
slept 90 % of the trip and we had talked about
doing a hit in the streets and you're like, yeah,
that sounds good So you slept. Well, you got
me up at 5 a .m. I do not get up at 5 a .m. I
am not a 5 a .m. riser. As we were 20 minutes
out from the venue, I told you, I'm like, well,
you know, you should probably wake up. If we're
gonna do this, we need to do it now because we
typically, our hit in the streets are normally
around 10 to 15 minutes. So I'm like, we should
probably. And we did. Get her done. So we popped
it out. And we're going to drop that right now
to kind of give you the insights to how we were
feeling on that beautiful Saturday morning. Here
we go. Oh, yeah. You're hitting the streets with
the sweets today, ladies and gentlemen. We only
assume. Gentleman part. I need to wake up wake
up a little a little a little a makeup another
coffee in a jigger I need a hand job. So coffee
in a jacob and a jerk -off. Oh a jerk -off Does
not talk about jerk -offs in their songs Coffee
in a jerk -off. I mean shit, that's a remix Anyways
folks we it is early on a Saturday morning March
22nd We are in Florida on The freeway which will
apply here directions here shortly We're on a
very crowded freeway because all these people
are going to Disneyland yet We are going to the
Disneyland for adults nobody here is going to
Disneyland They're going to Disney World. Disney
World. Because we're in Florida. Sorry, Disney
World. So we are on the four, for those of you
that are in this area, you know exactly the traffic
we're in. We are about 20 minutes out from Secrets
Hideaway in Kissimmee, Kissimmee, Florida. That's
right, ladies and gentlemen, we are doing it.
Yes. First time ever Not in Florida, but first
time at secrets. We do listen to our previous
episodes. We are are here on vacation. We're
getting a cruise Here next week and we figured
while we had an open Saturday that would be a
perfect time to Make the drive up to secrets
and we're meeting the swingers couch podcast
up there and a bunch of their friends are all
hanging out so We are 20 minutes Ladies and gentlemen
and we are going to have a great time today The
weather is warming up. It's a nice crisp 60 degrees
outside and the pool party starts in a half hour
So hopefully that number keeps climbing It's
supposed to be oh the weather. Yeah, it's supposed
to be like 78 77 today with the Sun ish. It'll
be good. Well, they said that they heat the pool.
Yes, that's right. We were just listening to
Another podcast called the diary of a swinging
couple with Mike and Chloe and I had listened
to their their secrets interview with the one
of the owners or some of the owners from secrets
And I was having you listen to it for the first
time so you can kind of hear what it's all about
and yeah they were talking about how the water
gets turned over every 90 minutes and It gets
like heated and pushed it back out into the pool
and it's a pretty crazy process. They said it's
a Mike and Chloe from the podcast were saying
it's like some of the clearest water they've
ever seen in like a community pool and Yeah,
so we're looking forward to peeing in that one
I want to really test that system. See how I'm
never getting out of that pool today So it's
March 22nd. We are there for their eye candy
takeover is actually they're doing their thing
this weekend So unfortunately, we're not able
to stay on site because they had a three day
minimum. So we're only going there tonight, today,
tonight. So we're staying at the Quality Inn
right around the corner, which apparently is
the hot spot. Where am I going? 17 North. It's
not that one, we're not going to Disney World.
It says towards Disney World. Yeah, well 417
North, okay. Yeah. all right so it's a good thing
i'm in the car otherwise mr sweets would never
get anywhere there'd be a lot more peace and
quiet although i will say this entire almost
four hour trip you've been sleeping most of it
well because you got me up at the ass crack of
dawn it was up at five out by six on the road
let's go so i since we only have one day keep
right Says 1 .1 mile keep right now Anyway, I
only had The one day there so we had to make
that we had the one day there So he wants he
wanted to get there like the first sign of I
want to be the first one to pee in the pool So
yeah, we we're basically doing a 24 -hour turnaround
we're gonna get there We're gonna party all day
party all night. It's a wonderland theme tonight,
which I have nothing really for I'm usually okay
with doing getting into theme, but I I didn't
have anything ready for this one. You got something
Yeah, well, I was a Cheshire cat for One of the
Halloween parties we did so I had that costume
Yeah, I could repurpose for this theme There
you go. Yep, and then I I have some Bright pants
and a bright vest and a flashy hat and I don't
know I might put together Captain disco, which
makes zero sense But it's it's a it's a it's
a costume that I initially brought for the the
cruiser doing But um, yeah, I might bring that
out tonight. We'll see or I might just be dressed
as me Just you just me deal with it. Yeah So
The tiki bar you think it's gonna be an actual
tiki bar. I hope it's gonna be a tiki with tiki
drink But here's the thing in out here in Florida.
They call just about any bar outside a tiki bar
Yeah, it's like in California If you see the
words tiki bar, there's a good chance. It's got
some level of authentic authentic tiki vibes
like you know the drinks or but out here They
throw a couple of palm fronds across a wood framing
and they call it a tiki bar. They call it a palapa
Exactly. They're like here. We are tiki bar.
So I don't know those secrets They seem to be
pretty legit I mean everything I've heard about
this place is really good and the tiki bars new
from what I understand Yeah, so you never know
they might have I was looking at their menu inside
the hideaway cafe and everything has kind of
got like a perverted name attached to it So it
might be just, you know, basic tiki drinks, perhaps.
I'm not expecting to go in there and get like
an authentic Mai Tai or anything like that. But
I don't know. We'll see. If they could do something
like a Bahama Mama or like some version of a
Mai Tai, I'll be happy. Yeah. So this resort
is different for us because in California and
other places we've been, it's always been BYOB
because they're not allowed to sell liquor with
the nudity situation but we just heard on the
other podcast that the law in this county that
this um that secrets is in their rule is you
can't be in an enclosed building selling liquor
with nudity so the outdoor spaces are completely
fine to have an outdoor bar open space on sale
premises on and sell liquor on -premise but that's
why they said that the club is no nudity in the
club because it's an enclosed building and they
sell liquor in the club so that's interesting
so I am gonna be more expensive because we're
drinkers so yeah and I've heard excuse me I've
heard people say that their their drinks are
a little pricey But we are also used to California
pricey. Yeah, we went to a tiki bar Since we've
been in Florida that we were before the jungle
bird in Cape Coral and I was looking at the prices
and I was like these actually aren't bad prices
they were like 10 and 11 and that most was a
$12 tiki drink and For us we're used to spending
17 to 20 at least plus dollars and if you go
to some of our normal outside resorts that aren't
LS like the casino resorts Your minimum 16 to
18 dollars just to for a drink. Yeah, if we roll
in and secrets is you know, 10 to 12 that that's
We're used to that. So that's that that's kind
of good for us. The toll would be low I would
say we were used to 16 to 18. Yeah, no, I'll
say if it's 10 to 12, that's low for us So but
we'll see I mean, I'm kind of I'm torn because
I do I do like to treat like the whole traditional
bar Set up where you go and you you purchase
and stuff like that, but I do like the BYOB however
When we're when we're BYOB in Would say more
often than not we get a little drunker than we
probably should because we're pouring our own
drinks. Yeah So when someone else is doing a
measured pour, you know by the law, I think we're
probably you know safer safer and Safe isn't
always fun, but you know Sometimes sometimes
it's nice to be measured especially on the day
like today when we're gonna be drinking from
I would say, you know, 11 a .m. to 2 a .m. You
know, that's a long day of drinking. Yeah. So,
it's probably better that we're somewhat throttled.
Somebody's got the choke on us, but we'll see.
We'll see. So yeah, we're like 15 minutes out
now. We're getting excited for it, giving it
a new shot. I'm glad we're not in traffic anymore.
Yeah, traffic opened up. I hope we can check
into our hotel. Yeah, I hope so, too. This is
really early though, so we'll see. Maybe we can
give them a little wink and a smile. Maybe we
can pay extra. An early check -in fee or something.
Yeah. Yeah, because we have a whole suitcase
and we're not wearing our clothes that we're
gonna wear to secret. So we'll see. If not, you
know, around the... We can just take what we
need for the pool party and then... you know,
for the dinner, come back home, and you know,
shower, shave, get ready for the night party.
So, we'll see. We'll play it by ear. Yes. We
are live! We are not live. So, I will have to
say, this week, our Sweet Side of Life phoned
sex line. Has been getting a lot of love. I've
been getting all kind of titty pictures. I'm
loving it And yeah, it's a great time. So I will
say this again. I don't know the number off the
top my head and I'm driving But if you've heard
it from any other episode, I think and it's actually
in our in our podcast credits I do accept tit
picks and aspects and just if you want to just
simply say hello That's great. If you got something
the question will do our best to answer It's
been treating me pretty good over here. And let
it be known, all the texts coming through, I
do share with you. So you get to see the movies
too. I didn't get to see, I saw one couple texts,
but then you said, oh, there was more, but I
had already given you back your phone. So I'll
have to look at it later. Yeah. The one I sent
you was the couple from central California that
invited us out to their third lake parties. So
I had to make it out there. They were a cute
couple. They were a cute couple. So they're five
hours from us? About to figure out a long weekend.
Yeah, we just drove three. I drove three, you
slept three. You drove three, I slept for two.
I need my beauty sleep. You do. I'm glad. I didn't
want you to be grumpy, so I was gonna let you
sleep as long as you wanted to sleep. I'm not
the early riser here between the two of us. No,
I was stoked. I love getting up at 5 a .m. I
feel like a Navy SEAL when I get up at 5 a .m.
Oh my gosh. Get up, although my back is still
hurting, so I didn't get up like a Navy SEAL.
I didn't get up and do like the push -ups and
sit -ups that they probably do, but yeah. I did.
You did? You did just set up some push -ups?
Yeah, I did some set -ups and push -ups today.
Nice, nice. Little plank shoulder taps. Nice.
You got yourself a nice suntan sitting around
the pool yesterday. Yesterday at the pool at
our Airbnb, I got a weird ass sunburn. You had
like a top with straps on like an open chest
area. I had a bathing suit top on, but then I
had a dress over it, so like... you can see kind
of where the ties were. It was, it's the weirdest.
Maybe we should take that picture and make that
like the secondary podcast picture. My weird,
my weird sunburn. And now the sun is blaring
on it right now from this car. Yeah. Yeah. Even
it out a bit. We'll see. All right. Well, so
this is going to, I think we're going to end
the hitting the streets because we're going to
be pulling up here pretty soon. And um, But I
think while we're there, we're gonna somehow,
someway try to figure out a way to sit down with
the Swingers Couch Podcast and do some type of
on -site podcast. He said he was gonna bring
his equipment. I'm not really sure exactly how
we're gonna work out. I do know that we're staying
at the same hotel. So maybe when we break away
to go change or something, we might be able to
sit down and do something then. We'll see, we'll
play by ear. I hate. I hate leaving places because
I get major FOMO, but from what I heard from
the Swing Nation podcast, they said there's always
kind of a lull around that four or five o 'clock
hour while people are getting dinner and getting
ready for the night party. So if there's a lull,
I feel a little bit better about it. But I hate
when the DJs... and like titties are flying around
and I'm like, I don't wanna go. So we'll see
how it goes. So wish us luck everybody, first
time at Secrets. When enjoying the sweet side
of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe
in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you
baby. Love you too. Alright everybody, I hope
you enjoyed that. And yeah, we have a couple
things to say about... our original thoughts
on that, uh, that hit in the street. Yeah, we
have a lot of thoughts that we had. First of
all, I'd like to say I actually got nervous.
You got nervous? Yeah. Once remember like once
we got to the hotel and we couldn't check in
and like, yes, just things weren't working out
the way I had thought they were. And then I was
like, okay, um, basically Don't know. I just
I don't know I guess cuz I didn't know what to
expect and I don't get that nervous anymore for
Events I used to get like every single event.
I would be like, oh my god. I think I'm gonna
throw up I I get I get nervous, but I never get
to the point where I'm like Feeling like I have
to throw up. Yeah, I I just feel like I have
to jerk off And I knew I do No, I understand
what you're saying. Like, you get a little bit
of that knot in your stomach. Yeah, the knot
in your stomach, and you're just like, I don't
know what to expect. I don't know. For me, I
don't know people here. I don't know. For me,
it's always logistical issues. Like, are we going
to get a seat? Are we going to be able to do
this? Are we going to have problems checking
in? I don't get nervous based off of what we're
doing. Like, we're going to an LS thing. That
part, I'm well past that. I just get nervous
of the fact that I don't know what check -in
looks like. I bought tickets online. Are these
tickets going to be good? Am I going to have
to fight somebody? We just drove three hours
and flew eight. Three hours and we couldn't check
into our hotel because we were really early.
So it made sense. So we had to leave our stuff
in our car and then we had to figure out, well...
Do we drive there and then leave the car there?
So I called them and they said, no, if you leave
it overnight, it's going to get towed. So then
we like, all right, came back and we're like,
but then you're like, I have to go to the bathroom
and the freaking hotel's restroom was out of
order. So we walked to a Denny's. So it was like
the whole initial process was just a lot of extra
like, and in my mind, I'm already having FOMO
cause the place is already open an hour. So I'm
like, You're like, let's get going. And I'm like,
I need a minute. I need to compose myself because
I was just like, oh, my gosh, this is a lot.
Yeah. Things that I thought was going to happen
didn't happen. And I just yeah, I didn't really
know what to expect. And then our Uber canceled
or no, our Uber of our Uber. So check this out,
guys. We've never had this. On top of you having
Phonomo and me having a little bit of anxiety.
We live and die by Ubers and Lifts. I use them
all the time, never have an issue. I'm five -star
rated all across the board. Well, except for,
I don't know, I think you fucked up my rating.
You and your friends. But anyways, so we called
an Uber. to our hotel. I know how to operate
the app. I know. Like I said, I'm a professional.
I have over a six million rides. I know how to
place the dot where you are. I know how to do
it. So I'm standing there. We're standing outside
of the hotel at the recommended drop off or pickup
point. I call the Uber and it's right there on
the dot where we're standing. All right. Cool.
The secrets. It's like, Less than a mile walk,
which again, we should have just walked, but
sure. So we're standing there. All of a sudden
the app says, uh, your driver's here. We'll pick
you up in a second. And then it's like, and then
all of a sudden it's like. Acting like it's taken
us to our destination. And I'm still standing
in the parking lot of the hotel, which is right
around the corner. And I'm following the guy
and he is like in the other direction from us.
He's not nowhere near our hotel, but he's driving
to secrets. And so he, for whatever reason, said
that he picked us up. Like, you know, I don't
understand how the app didn't figure that out.
Yeah. Two miles away. It allowed him to say he
picked us up and then he goes to secrets and
then he texts me. I'm here. Like, where are you?
You called him trying to figure out what he was
doing. I'm like, where are you, bro? And he's
like, I'm at secrets. Where are you? I'm like,
I'm it says I'm in your car, but I'm not and
we and he had like broken English and I don't
speak any Spanish So we're trying to figure it
out. Eventually. I just I'm getting pissed cuz
he's saying like no, no, no, you did it wrong.
I'm like So like this is on top of all the other
shit and we're just like, alright I was like
maybe we shouldn't go Yeah, we drove three hours
so I'm like cancel he's like you cancel like
you can't Wait, did we ever check if we got charged
for that? I don't know. I'm over it. So anyways,
we called another one and that one came no problem.
He figured it out. Somehow, some way he figured
out that we're at the hotel. But anyway, so we
get to the hotel or to the resort finally. Yeah.
And we pulled in and there's a security guard
at the front gate and he kind of looks at us.
We get out of the Uber. He points us to the front
door. And we start walking to the front door.
And what happened with you? What do you mean?
What happened with me? Absolutely nothing. I
was just I was trying to see if you were like,
I was like, what are you talking about? I'm like,
are you literally going to give them step by
step? Yes. So this is the step by step. It takes
40 steps to get to the door from the guard gate.
Now it's fifty five. So so we get in the we get
in the front door and it's like. It's dope. It's
like it's like a full -on resort like it's yeah
a whole check -in like the whole check -in desk
like a hotel yeah, yeah, like everything everywhere
we have in California is Anything that resembles
a resort is much smaller scale like the check.
Yeah, I see what you're talking about and It's
BYOB. It's it's which makes it a lot cheaper
spoiler alert Come to California But nothing
nothing that we have been to have felt like this
Level of resort like I walked in and I was like
damn we're wearing like a fucking resort like
a real deal and They checked us in my tickets
worked Yay, yay. Well, the thing of that was
weird about the tickets is if you go onto the
website and You click on their events at least
for the month I was in, like you click on Fridays,
like Friday, March 22nd, whatever it was, you
click on that Friday, it would show you Saturday's
events. You click on Saturday, it would show
you Sunday. So it was like, everything was like
pushed a day. So when I went to buy tickets,
it was under Friday, but on the ticket, it was
Saturday. So the ticket had like two different.
conflicting informations on it. So I was a little
like, I was kind of ready to be like, well, just
shit ain't right. You know what I mean? So I
kind of already built up like a possible scenario
in my head of, you know, this ain't gonna work,
but it worked just fine. You're wild. Well, it
was Friday and Saturday and I went, what the
fuck? So what was your first impression when
we walked in? Yeah, it was a big counter. I noticed
the promoter of eye candy. And because he was
up there talking to everybody and I was like,
OK, this is somebody who knows all these people.
Dude is wild. Yeah. He was all over the place
and like, yeah, had a lot of they they have an
energy drink. He drank a lot of them. Yeah. He
had a keg of energy drink. Yeah. I forgot his
name. I don't want to put his name out there
just in case. I don't know. They have a podcast.
I don't know. OK. I don't remember his name,
though. Anyway, we'll just say the eye candy
promoter. Yeah. It was a guy and a girl. Yeah,
but I just he was in the lobby. He was the one
that we saw Yeah, we had a sign something saying
we won't sue them We also had to sign something
saying if we wanted to purchase One of their
condos, oh, yeah, I was actually on their website
they have some for sale Yeah, the thing that
said are you interested? So the way secret maybe
our retirement plan. I don't know the way secrets
is is It is a resort and they have rooms on site,
but the rooms are all Kind of privately owned
So each like the owners of the rooms you buy
it like a condo basically and then you can stay
there for X amount of days and you rent it out
just like a like almost like an Airbnb but a
lot of the rooms have like Different themes to
it. We didn't explore any of the rooms. I know
which I'm kind of sad. We were there for one
day And there was a lot to see and a lot to do
and a lot of people there and a lot of people
to do. There was a lot going on. So but just
just from all the podcasts that I listen to,
it's you can like buy the room, you can modify
the room and there's different levels to the
rooms. So, yeah, when you go there, you basically
say, do you want to take a tour of the rooms?
Almost like a timeshare. Yeah. If we lived in
Florida, I would have 100 percent. Own a room
there. Yeah But we don't go to Florida but every
two years It wouldn't be a I mean, it's a it's
a good income cuz yeah, anyways, okay So here's
the thing How much so in monthly other thing
I noticed and it might have been because of the
eye candy Event that was there and it was a really
big event and they told us that they said they
were busy because You know one of their biggest
groups were there, which was eye candy. But they
didn't give us any kind of tour, not even just
talking about like. The rooms, but just like
it was just kind of like, OK, there's the pool,
like head down the hallway, there's the pool
and we're kind of like, uh, and we wanted to
find lockers. Well, the first direction was to
the restrooms and we couldn't even find that
because she said she said the second door on
your left and it was actually the second door
on your right. So we're like walking around you're
right. Yeah, we're like walking around we couldn't
even second It was the third door. Yeah, our
first our first set of directions failed us We
found it eventually But yeah, so That was one
thing I was like, okay So that didn't help with
my anxiety because I was like where the fuck
are we going? What are we walking into and then
the door we open the doors and it's like the
party was going and it was 1030 or 11 o 'clock.
Yeah, it was pretty early. It was pretty early
and it was a Decent amount of people it got way
busier later, but it was a decent all the chairs
were taken all the chairs had towels on them
and Which was fine we're not chair sitting people
yeah, but I had a big old backpack and I Lockers
and they're like, oh they're in the playroom
But you know, but then we went to the playroom
and the playroom was closed and we're like, okay,
so then we were like Fuck it, we just went to
the bar and we met a really cute bartender and
I can't remember her name, but she was very cute.
She had a name? Yeah. She was very cute. And
so we talked to her for a little bit and then
she kind of said, well, they should be open in
a little bit. So we went over and they were.
So we finally got a locker, which was good because
then, like, you don't want to carry a bunch of
shit around. Yeah. And then we got kind of got
it. We went to the other bar We were in the tiki
bar first and really it was it was like how Florida
calls tiki bars It was basically a hut with palm
fronds In Florida they consider tiki is very
different than like if you go to like Vegas or
California or other places where tiki bar has
a vibe It's got a whole drinks. It's got its
own Like just have like Polynesian. Yeah, it's
it's its own like. Yeah, it's just its own vibe.
It's like if you say you go to a dive bar, if
you go to it just has its has a vibe. So but
in Florida, any building they've put palm palm
dead palm fronds on, they are now calling it
a tiki bar. And that was the same with secrets.
They basically put a had a pull out a huge pull
up structure. And yes, that was a tiki bar. So.
If you're a tiki connoisseur, enthusiast, shall
we say. It's not a tiki bar. It's not a tiki
bar. It's a tiki. Don't go there asking for like
a zombie or something like painkiller. You're
not going to get any kind of like special mug.
You're going to get a cute girl and a thong serving
you. And that's fine. I'm fine with that. I'm
fine with that. Just don't just lower your expectations
on the tiki bar part. Yeah. Well, that was the
thing when we were talking, I think we probably
talked about it on the on the the drive up. I
was like, Tiki bar like I was looking for the
menu to see if they have any additional Tiki.
No, no, no, no, they don't but the T the girl
in the tiki bar. She made you a cocktail you
liked Yeah, she made me like a version of like
a Bahama mama. Yeah Slash she had you good on
my tie thing So we did that and so then we went
and got a couple more drinks. So by this time
I mean our plan was to meet Carlos and Autumn
there, but they had gone Friday before, so they
were still sleeping, because they had a long,
crazy night the night before. Yeah, we texted
them when we were having Uber issues. And I think
they didn't even go to bed until like four or
five a .m. And then we were there at like 11,
texting them. So I was like, all right, we're
here, blah, blah, blah. And they're like, cool,
we'll be there in a little bit. Yeah. So we ended
up going to... The original like middle bar like
yeah, the other bar by like in between the Jacuzzi's
much smaller bar. Yeah But there were chairs
at the bar. Yeah, so it just seemed like I was
kind of looking for a spot that I could still
interact with people but like they had to come
to me and like yeah, you can just have cop cat
like casual conversations at the bar versus being
Kind of just walking aimlessly in the area I
didn't really know or like in the pool was was
there But there was probably five people in the
pool at this point there wasn't popping So I
was like I don't really want to get in the pool
because then we're just gonna end up talking
to each other Which is fine, but that's you kind
of annoying me though. We just spent three hours
together in the car exactly So I was like you
slept in that's why I was like, okay Let's go
to this bar where there's stools so we can sit
around it and then as people come in we can kind
of bullshit with them and Talk and get a little
more comfortable. This is going to come into
play a little bit later as well. Did I talk about
a hurt in my back in the previous episode? I
have no idea. Probably because you've been bitching
about it for like fucking three months. Three
months? Feels like eternity. Same girl, same.
Like our marriage. I'm in construction and I
do construction things and I get construction
injuries so a while like two months now I I twisted
my ankle really bad that fucked me up a little
bit and then a couple of days before a vacation
Because of my ankle being all weird I was walking
weird and you know favoring it I ended up pulling
something in my back. I've always had lower back
issues So I pulled something to my back that
fucked me up pretty good. So going into our Florida
vacation, I was hobbling pretty bad, like sitting
in the car or sitting in the airplane was just
torture. And then of course, we had this three
hour drive to Orlando, like every hour I had
to stop and stretch, I could barely get out of
the car. I was hurting pretty good. Yeah. So
when you were talking about sit and I was like,
we need to sit. Yeah. Like my back is screaming
at me and Was trying to drink it away, but I'm
this kind of comes into play later. I was like
while I had a great time I was just anybody that
has like chronic back pain knows it just it fucks
with your Yeah, like it just it stops you from
like Getting like too happy. Yes, you could say
cuz it's just your body is just fighting all
day long Just to stay upright and it just kind
of fucks it but we'll talk about more of that.
But should I call the ambulance? Can you go give
me a glass of suck it up juice, please? A glass
of suck it up juice. That's like the guy at the
bartender Key West say. He said something and
I told him about the suck it up juice line. He's
like, I'm using that one. But anyways, so when
you were like, let's sit at the middle bar, I'm
like, yes. Yeah. Well, my thought wasn't about
your back. My thought was just about the social
aspect of it. I was social aspect, but I'm also
gay. My back is screaming. So we're sitting there
and we're kind of looking around, you know, just
we're expecting Carlos and Autumn at some point
to kind of come in. And you had asked me if I
knew what they look like. So nothing on their
profile shows what they look like. But a while
ago, they posted like, no, actually it was the
Friday night of the They were there on Friday
night. They posted like one picture of them in
the 360 thing. Oh got it So I saw what they looked
like there and I'm like, okay I had a pretty
good idea like physically face wise I didn't
really know for sure but So we were standing
there and then a couple were sitting there and
then a couple walks by with a bunch of hats that
say Swinger Couch Podcast on it. I'm like, I
think that might be them. You know, I'm fucking
brilliant. I'm like FBI over here. Yeah, you
are. I'm like, hey, CIA. I think that's them.
So I'm the FBI Female Body Inspector. Yeah, I
knew that was going. So they walked by us and
I yelled out, Carlos, autumn. And they turn and
I came over and lo and behold, it was them. We
finally met. the infamous and famous infamous
and famous famously uh carlos my latin lover
and autumn sins i finally met them i wonder if
that's their real last name sense no that's definitely
not their last name i don't know why i thought
that i didn't ask them that they were talking
to them well it's it was carlos and autumn sins
was kind of like her her pseudonym oh like they
sin yeah but now they call themselves the sins
because of the sweets ah yeah so yeah i dig they
that's right you don't listen so you don't know
all the sweets so now on discord he's mr sins
she's still uh autumn autumn sins but he's mr
sins so they kind of so he switched from carlos
your well because he's only your latin lover
now he's my latin lover so uh so yeah we finally
met them and um She said she was looking for
the tall white boy. And apparently I'm the tall
white boy. You were sitting though. I was sitting.
I think when I stood up she's like, oh, you're
the tall white boy. So yeah, it was so awesome
to finally meet them. Like we've been talking
to them on Discord, talking to them. It was super
easy to talk to. Like the vibe was super good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt like we'd known them
for... Yeah, I mean you talk but you talk to
them in discord and you talk to them Like you
guys you listen to each other's pot. Well, you
listen to the podcast. I think carlos listens
to ours Yeah, I know autumn's not a big listener
from what I understand and I don't really listen
I mean i'll listen to every once in a while to
one but um So you I would get feeling like you
knew them because of all of that, but for me
I've that's not my experience, but I felt like
it felt very natural. I don't want to say like,
oh, it was like, but the vibe was good. Yeah,
super good vibe. Good people. Yeah, good people.
So see, what do we do from there? I feel like
we kind of just hung out for a bit. Had some
drinks. Yeah, we we actually and then we we were
drinking doubles. From the time we got there,
we were drinking doubles. So some of this is
a bit foggy. Some of it. Here's the thing, what's
funny is, so, Swinger's Couch Podcast, they released
their Friday, they were up there a day earlier
than us, and they said they were gonna let us
release our Saturday version of events first,
and then, but I was hoping they would go first,
because like, help me kind of remember, because,
yeah, like you said, you know, we were drinking
like double since like 11 a .m., and we didn't
stop till. 2am 2 or 3 and our our bill showed
that yeah, but um, I was kind of like hoping
I'm like, oh, that's right one thing that we
so we might have to do like a recap when they
release their episode So we honestly we should
have done like a one together. Yeah to remind
each other It's just a yeah the time the time
zone. Yeah, what we could probably do is is we
could probably do like a recap Recap a recap
recap where we could just kind of touch. Yeah
touch on stuff that they reminded us touch our
stuff. They touch my stuff. Carlos has self -tans.
He is your Latin lover. He has a whip too. Oh
yeah. He carries on him. So I didn't see the
whip. We used it later. Really? I spanked myself
with it. Of course you did. I wanted to see what
it was all about. So the pool party was really
fun, but it was kind of tame as far as like things
go. And I think they kind of mentioned that's
how it was. And that's how a lot of pool parties
are that we go to. There's some get a little
crazier than others. But I will say the pool
parties we go to at EDR when it was speaking.
Oh, OK. EDR. That's a whole nother fucking subject.
EDR. Got pretty wild. Yeah secrets was team.
Okay. Here's the thing secrets was dope as fuck.
I enjoyed the shit out of it fun however EDR
Yeah, yeah Yeah, and I've gotten blowjobs. Yeah,
I've had like women sitting on my face on my
head while I'm standing in the pool Yeah, I don't
know what it is Well, for one, okay, here's I
can tell you part of what it is. B -Y -O -B,
you get drunker faster. That, but we were getting
pretty drunk pretty fast. But, um, the thing
is, is that secrets is so big. Yes. The pool
is so big. It's, but what everybody has said
about it being crystal clear, like no matter
what time of day it was, that shit was clear
as fuck. Like no matter how many people, like
at one point the pool was full. And it was crystal
clear. And it was crystal clear. Well, it overturns,
what does the guy say, every 90 minutes? 90 minutes.
Every 90 minutes, the water in that pool is fully
cycled. Fresh water is reheated and cycled back
into the pool. It was a great temperature. Yes,
it was warm. It got cold when you got out because
it was a little bit windy that day. It was windy,
yeah. And it's still spring. Yeah. Yeah. So,
but it wasn't like freezing. It was just a little
chilly when you got out. Yeah. But... And I would
say like most people were topless. Some were
naked, but there wasn't a lot of nudity. There
is more nudity other places we go to. And and
it's it's a smaller place. So I think it thinks
I think it like makes people. Don't know like
I think it's something about touching people
like really that's the thing into people or touching
people I got EDR kind of pushing you together
EDR at a big pool party your skin to skin with
strangers Yeah, this pool it had separation even
though so there was no there was no forced conversation,
right? Where at EDR, I had that move where I
would just kind of back up and I go, oh, excuse
me, excuse me. And then you're conversating with
somebody. I've also heard. I mean, we also kind
of heard, too, that eye candy can be a little
clicky. I didn't feel it was clicky. Obviously,
you could tell some people knew each other. Yeah.
And you could tell they were like kind of groups.
But I felt like people were very friendly with
us and talked to us like I talked to several
people at the bar when I would go up to get drinks
while I was standing there. The bartender was
really nice. I mean, the. We met people who listened
to our podcast. Yeah, we met a few listeners
and they were super nice. I wouldn't I I would
say standard clicky. Yeah, but I know you and
I me personally because of the back issues. I
wasn't super social. Yeah, I we have a saying
when I'm feeling feeling feral. Yeah, I wasn't
Yeah, you weren't feeling I was just like I was
just there. Yeah. mentally and physically hanging
on. Yeah, I had a great time, but I was not feral.
Yeah, you weren't. I was actually probably a
little more feral than you were. You might have
been. So. So, yeah, like the pool. Yeah. Super
clear. Super. I like peed six, seven times. You
didn't. It was amazing. No. No, I didn't. If
there's one thing I know about you, it's that
you're not peeing in a pool. I'm not a pool peer
now. I'm a rule follower, and that applies to
all areas of my life. And pool, piano is one
of them. But yeah, the pool was amazing. The
eye candy group was very attractive. Yeah, super
attractive group. I was trying to fly out there
for Memorial Day weekend. You were you like literally
while we're there, you're like, we could actually
come here for Memorial Day weekend. I'm like,
babe, we're not flying to Florida for Memorial
Day weekend. You are crazy. You have yet to give
me a solid reason why not. So just saying. I
mean, we just paid a shit ton in taxes. That's
one reason. That's true. So we're going to go
to Mississippi for Memorial Day weekend. We're
going nowhere. We're staying home. We're going
to Vegas, baby. Yeah, probably going to Vegas.
But anyway, I digress like a motherfucker. You
digress like a father fucker. It was one person
on our crew. She had a hat that said, your dad
is my cardio. I did not see that, but I love
it. anyway um so i forgot what i was talking
about so okay so yeah we're not peeking pools
um but anyway yeah the crowd was super attractive
um they they had it was high energy yeah the
pool party was super high energy they had a dj
they had contests of different things um twerking
contests and things like that so it was i lost
it was a vibe at um so at one point um carlos
and autumn went to go take a nap and then kind
of refresh for the evening but we stayed because
that's just what we do and um i found myself
into a uh pool volleyball rotation that's right
i went well I went to the bathroom and I went
to the bar and then I looked out and you're playing
volleyball. I'm like, yeah. All right. You don't
even know how to play volleyball in a pool. It
was fun. It was a great scene. Yeah. So there
was that. And then, yeah, we met like I'm trying
to think of people we met, but it's like it's
kind of a blur a little bit again because of
our probably how many drinks we had. Yeah. So.
On the way here in our hit in the streets, we
are talking about drink prices and how California
is different than Florida. And we drink all day
all the time. But yeah, we built that bill up
like it was it was our job. So Carlos and Autumn
were like, you guys can drink. For the first
half of the day. And if any of our local friends
are listening, they know that's true. There's
no surprises here, but. That's not a shocker.
We got there at like 11 ish, whatever it was.
And then the cute girl in the thong said she
had to close the tab out at five because that's
when she rotated out. So I went to close our
bill and it was like four or four fifty. No,
that was the high one. Yeah, it was like seven.
Oh, that one was seven? Yeah, because the other
one was from like five to like. That's true.
Yeah. Yeah. yeah it was just it was close to
seven hundred dollars for our first part of the
bill it was a lot but i was drinking i don't
even remember i had i tipped her with my phone
number but maybe she wrote that out as a cash
tip i had uh i was drinking the espresso martinis
and everything was buffalo sours doubles we got
some coconut shrimp yeah doubles we got double
coconut It was a lot. Yeah. Yes. So we're currently
taking donations for our drinking fund. Our drinking
problem. Tonight I am drinking water because
that's all we can currently afford. I put a drop
of food color in it to make it look fancy. So
we turned over our, we closed that bill and then
we had to open up another tab. for the nighttime.
But oh, we were left. We so we did end up leaving
like after we closed our tab. We did end up leaving
because we had to change and we had food too.
Oh, yeah, we needed to eat. So we went to the
Denny's that was right by our hotel. We were
staying at like the quality and right around
the corner, which is if you guys go into secrets
and you can't. And you can't stay at secrets.
If we ever go back to secrets or when we go back
to secrets, you have to stay at secrets because
you can bring your bill. Yeah, your bill would
be a lot cheaper if you could stay there because
you could go back to your room and take shots.
Yeah. And then go back to the pool. You just
can't bring outside alcohol into the pool. So
it was. Yeah. And I mean, realistically, they
don't check your bags that hard. So or your so
it's like, I mean, you could figure it out. But
We went to We went to Denny's we ate And then
we went back to our room to shower and change
for the night party, which was a Wonderland themed
yes party and Then see what we do then. Yeah,
so we changed we changed so I was in like fish
pink fish nuts and a purple Lingerie like bodysuit
lingerie, and then I had ears and a tail. I was
the Cheshire cat and like Like knee -high socks
and like just like very very sexy a very cute
little sexy I wanted one trying to rip the thing
off of you on that long. I'm like, can I rip
it? You're like no So we leave and then we're
like gonna go meet up with Carlos and autumn
in their room to like just because we were gonna
do a podcast. Yes, so We were in our hotel and
I'm in just that and I Normally I would wear
like a coat or like something over it, but I
don't know I was already drunk so I had zero
fucks to give you were feeling yourself and I
Was literally walking around the hotel in that
outfit like trying to figure out which Like we
were going up the stairs. I was like in the lobby.
We were going up the stairs the second floor
Yeah, let's backtrack just a little bit. So so
we were kind of sitting around like alright,
we need to get back and then We were like, well
do we contact Carlos and like, you know talk
about a podcast and I was kind of like well,
I don't want to I Don't want to interfere with
whatever they're doing, you know, and then they
actually texted us and said hey You want to come
over for a quick podcast? I was like sounds good.
And then he was like, well mrs. R is running
around in her underwear right now and in autumns
in the shower getting ready. I'm like We'll be
there in two seconds. Like don't let anybody
put their clothes on. So we like run out of the
room and. The way this hotel set up, there's
two separate buildings. Yeah. So we were in one
building. We were in the front building and he
said we're in room dot dot dot whatever it was.
To something. So we assumed it was upstairs.
I just thought it was up. So yeah, we come out
to a room. We're in the lobby. We're going up
and down. Look for an elevator. There's no elevators.
The manager's like, no, you're going to need
to go outside. And he's like, the guy who's at
the front desk is like, what the heck? I'm sure
it's not the first time. I mean, they're right
down the streets from secrets. And if you can't
stay at secrets, I'm sure that's where you stay.
because it's every every person we saw yeah every
person we saw there was some level of address
um so then we realized it's in a whole other
building so then i had to walk outside around
the building total hooker style but we made it
we made it and uh we didn't miss it mrs r was
still running around in her underwear and uh
autumn was still in the shower so by that point
um That's when we met Mr. And Mrs. R. R and R.
No, I don't it's I don't think it's Mr. And Mrs.
It's just R and R. But I mean we have to I don't
there's a Mr. And Mrs. part of it. But I don't
think they're married yet. It doesn't matter.
So Miss. It doesn't matter. I'm calling him Mr.
And Mrs. R. So ladies and gentlemen, I got to
see Autumn. completely naked. That's right. She
came out of the shower in a towel and she may
or may not have flashed everybody. I saw her
culito and it was very nice. Very nice. Very
nice. What's that? You're saying it like it's
a secret. So yeah, so we we walked into a party.
Yeah, there was a lot going on in there was a
lot going on so Yeah, so we all just kind of
like hung out a little bit there had us some
drinks there and then Mr. Carlos said hey, let's
pull out our microphones and record this shit
show So I as of this recording have not listened
to this I believe he did and I believe he said
it's a shit show So I'm just going to trust him
and um, most of what we do is a shit show. So
yeah, I don't think we've ever done anything
that wasn't a shit show. So I'm going to go ahead
and drop that interview right now. This is a
world premiere. Oh yeah. Cause we get to drop
it first. Yeah. Cause uh, according to them,
we're the, we're the visiting team. So we get
to drop it. So this is a world. Like it's hot.
Like it's hot. So this is the world premiere
of, um, the secrets hotel shit show interview
with, um, you, me, Carlos autumn and R and R
all yelling over two microphones. That are sitting
on a, I think a box on the bed. A bud light to
hold it still. A bud light, a box. Yeah, it wasn't
very professional. On a bed. But here we go.
So we're going to drop that right now and we'll
be back in just a second. So keep shaking it
up. Bye. This is what we get when we go to a
fucking lifestyle event and we decide to record
a fucking podcast with a whole bunch of people
in the same room. It's so weird listening to
myself and listening to you. So we got the ghetto
set up in here. We got people in panties. We
got love plugs. How's it been right now? How's
it been? How's it feeling? It's nice in my culito.
You're welcome. All right, guys. Now, now I wanted
to, the one thing I wanted to do with you guys
is ask a few questions, a few questions, ask
you guys a few questions about how you guys started
on the podcast. No one ever. have interview like
basically us in the podcast and I know the same
goes with you guys because you guys never had
anyone like really go to your podcast and ask
you some of the questions that I would like to
know. One of the things I always wanted to know
is when you decided to make the podcast. We decided
to make the podcast when she decided to make
the podcast. So she was the one with the idea.
So my original thought process for the podcast
was so weird I can hear myself in these headphones.
I never wear headphones. I wanted to watch porn
with him and then commentate it. That was my
original idea was we watch porn and we commentate
it because it's just funny. Porn is fucking funny.
It's fucking funny and we would just watch it.
yeah super i don't know who said that it's me
oh it's so weird because in my head i can't even
i'm like was it you was it you i don't know i'm
like yeah no because porn is fucking funny and
so that's what my original thought was he goes
that's copyright we're going to be able to do
that there's a lot of copyright issues all right
you're right yes i'm like yeah i don't want to
go to that realm yeah so i was like it's not
fighting people at the door cool idea with that,
like, you know, you play some clip or something
from it. We're making zero dollars, but getting
sued for $3 ,000. That is not a business model.
So how about we send each other videos or should
we go and we talk about each video that we make.
Oh, you know. There we go. You want to watch
my blowjob video? Now I want to see. Now you
got my attention. You are good. Yes, very good.
I don't know how you guys want to do if you want
to record anything or ask any questions and we
go set it up. However, you could cut it, whatever
editing or whatever. But the other thing is,
so now you say you was the one with the idea
about the podcast. Who was the one that started
with the idea of getting into the lifestyle?
Well, getting into the lifestyle, that's that
kind of goes all the way back. to I had some
friends well we had some friends way back when
we just first started dating yeah and um some
friends that are still friends to this day uh
what are them on our uh they are the metro couple
okay and um they used to go to fa uh freedom
which is a lifestyle place that's not open anymore
but it was in southern california okay it was
like og they uh They, they, she, she, when we
were younger, had like kind of a little crush
on her. I was into her too, but we never, we
never hooked up. We never dated, but we didn't
stay friends. But at that time they're like,
Hey, come to this place. It's super sexy. She
didn't really say what exactly it was. It wasn't
like, Hey, this is Like, because that was a word
none of us really knew at that point. But it
was like, hey, you can come. It's sexy. You can
be nude. You can have fun with your friends.
It's like, cool. So we actually went up quite
a few times and had a great time there. But we
ended up moving about two to three hours south.
And we didn't know lifestyle was an actual like
thing. We just thought, oh, there's one club.
And that's what they do and that's it. Yeah,
we didn't realize it was like a whole community
that we could have just like where we were, we
could have just like reconnected with people
where we lived. No, we just thought, oh, we drive
four hours and we go do this club and then that's
it. Like we didn't realize it was a lifestyle.
Right. I guess. So it's kind of a lot more new.
We knew kind of what was going on, but we had
zero idea how to reach out to anybody, anything
outside of this one particular one particular
friend with this one particular club. Outside
of that, I was like, we knew nothing. No, thanks
God for laying in there, right? Right? That's
what 2020 did was we were literally home just
staring at each other like, well, what do we
do now? And it was like, okay, I would love to,
I love you, but I would love to stare at someone
else too. Actually, what we were doing with,
when we were on the lockdown, with the lockdown
with COVID, we had called Secrets was doing like
a meetup, virtual meetup, like virtual parties.
We weren't really part of it. It was interesting.
We did like once or twice something like that.
It was fun. So how did you guys get into it?
Well, I've been in lifestyle since like 20, when
I was 20. And me and her got together, then we
ended up going to one of the clubs we used to
visit, but it's just a vanilla club. and a lot
of swingers in our town. Actually, the owner
of Secrets lived in our town. And he was, well,
a lot of the swingers used to go to the club
and rent a little VIP section where they used
to hang out. And I'm just like, are those the
swingers? I said, yeah, they're the swingers.
The swingers over there. I'm like, yeah, you
want to hang out with them? Because I know them.
You want to hang out with him? She's like, no,
no, no, no. So I'm thinking like, damn, can she
be the one that I get in the lifestyle with me?
She's a little bit interested. And then I'm like,
well, let me try. Now we have kids. And after
the kids, you know, things slow down sexually.
So I'm like, send him a text message. What would
you like to do with this guy? What about this
thing? What about this? What was it that we were
using? I want to say Tinder, but it's not Tinder.
Really? No Tumblr. Tumblr? Like where you send
like little gif gifs, whatever they call them,
and he would send them like these like monstrous
black guys fucking somebody, and he'd be like,
it's hot right? You like that right? And I'd
be like, he'd be on one side of the couch and
I'd be on the other, and I'd be like, are you
setting this to me? Is this you? I mean, yeah,
I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah,
I'm down. And then we started talking. We fucking.
And then I'll be like, so you like to be like,
if I bring another guy right now, will you? And
she'd be like, yeah, you want to do it. Would
wait until you were right at that height of ecstasy.
You know, you will say no to nothing. Yeah. And
you'd be like, I could bring somebody in right
now and they could fuck you. I'm like, yeah,
yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. I don't care. Just fuck
me harder. So you want to do it? And I'd be like,
what? Wait, what? That was really weird. What
did I just agree to? What did I sign off on?
Yeah. But it was the same with us. Then one day,
she just came and said, well, let's do it. Let's
try it. And I tried to do a corny, porn situation.
I was like, we're going to do this. We're going
to go to the hotel room. We're going to bring
the guy. He's going to be the camera guy, the
videotape guy. We're going to do that like a
year. But the one guy didn't show up. The guy
that we were supposed to play with didn't show
up. So the camera guy ended up taking his place,
so we saved the night, but yeah, that's how we
started. What is your guys' dynamic? Or sexual?
We're full -swapped. We don't prefer like raised
or anything. I don't do guys. That's bad. Completely
straight. I don't know, you feel a lot of filter
by like your leg. I'm not saying I'm not going
to touch you. I'm just not going to let you do
me. Also, you're a power bottle. Oh, man. Yeah,
no, we completely full swap, usually always same
room. We've done like separate rooms before.
So it's fun, I think, when the other person's
not there. Because we'll like totally be like,
somebody will be like, it's awesome. Yeah. I
feel like that's so cool. We'll stop for a minute
and then go back to us. Yeah. I'll be with the
girl and I'll be banging. I'll be like, look
at that. Look at the other side. Oh, yes, you're
riding them hard, right? So I stop it. I sit
down and watch this shit. The dynamic, whatever
works. There's a lot of chair in here. Yeah.
I'm sitting on it. I'm considering myself more
of a stag and vixen than a cuckhole because I
don't put up with the humiliation with anyone,
not just towards me, towards her, towards you,
towards anybody. If you're within the group,
I don't... Now, if that's something you like,
and I know that that's how you guys work it out,
that's your dynamic, I gotta respect that, but
anybody that's... around me or hanging out with
me, especially when, you know, because this is
sexual and the girls have to feel comfortable
around us. You know, I I'd rather for you to
feel comfortable knowing that, you know, I could
go with Carlos at the at the club and I know
he's not going to take advantage of me or I know
he's not going to let nothing else happen to
me or someone spiked the drink on me or something.
That's my main concern when it comes to, you
know, so when I like some light BDSM. You know,
you saw the fly. I had, last night, I was...
Actually, I had my little leather paddle that
I was wearing. I had it last night. Actually,
I'm taking it tonight and I'm just seeing everywhere.
Most of the girls. And, you know, but I kind
of... I ask for consent and most of the girls
be like, yeah, yeah, no problem. You know what
I mean? Like, oh, yeah. Oh, they see me be like,
hey, you hit me with it, you know? Yeah. Most
girls want to consent to some level. I've never
met a girl that's like, I'm good, thanks. No,
they all want the level of it. Yes. No. But at
the same time, I want every... You just gotta
bring it out of them. They'll be mean tonight,
okay? No thanks. No thanks. And they give it
a few hours later, you're just... I got about
10 minutes. I don't know how long you guys want
to record. You guys want to take blue shoes.
blue shoes for everybody. I never tried one.
I will take one. Hey, let's go. Oh, everybody's
just going to be taking blue shoes right now.
Not right now. Does anybody here not like erections?
Who says no? You're not going to get an erection
tonight. Do you have any heart conditions? Do
you have any heart conditions? I'm low pressure
too. He's taking Viagra. I'm taking this now.
This has the active ingredient of Viagra. Oh.
This is 45 milligrams. It tastes, well, Mr. Sweet
tells me it tastes like shit. It's not that great.
I just gave you an empty packet. Have you ever
taken one? Have you ever taken a Viagra? No.
Do you have a heart condition? No. He looks like
a strapping gun, man. Okay, my English, I'm gonna
talk here for a minute. She said if I have a
heart condition, that's why I'm taking the blue
shoe. Because I can't get it hard. So yeah, I
got a heart condition. So this has nothing to
do with not being able to get it hard. I'm gonna
cheer you up. So here's the thing about blue
shoes, is they're much like Viagra. I wish we
got paid for this shit to be honest. Blue shoe,
you should be sponsoring us with this mess. We're
about 10 guys in here about to take blue shoes.
So here's the thing about these. We will take
them. These alone taste like shit. Bluetooth
work on the taste. But the taste is not the greatest.
You literally chew them and you eat them. In
about 30 minutes, they're going to kick in. Everybody
experiences slightly different symptoms. You
might feel a little warm, like a little flush
in your neck. But if you're sitting down, just
like hanging out, watching TV, you'll feel the
side effects. But if you get up and you're walking
around, you probably won't feel it at all. You
might get like a little bit of a... in here but
that's just the blood flowing okay yeah now you're
not gonna get an erection like you're not gonna
walk around me like however if someone walks
by and goes One time I took... It was the Viagra
RSC. I took Viagra because I didn't know which
one it was. So we took it and we were hanging
out at one of our friends' house. Lifestyle friends
and we were staying over there for the weekends.
And we ended up fucking with them and then they
went to their room. And we like in this big ass
room, big ass bed. All them comes around and
get close to me. My dick go hard. I said, fuck
it, we going again. So we're done. And we fell
in. I was sleeping already. She goes, touching
my leg. I said, OK, we go. We're doing it again.
Round two, four times. No, we already went two
rounds before with the first couple. Then I went
three rounds already. Four times. After the third
time, I said, listen, don't fucking touch me.
Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm not touching
you. Not, seriously. All right, so player three,
join. Cheers to the Bluetooth. Cheers to the
Bluetooth team. That chew it, it tastes like
ass, but you'll get passed out. It tastes like
the vitamin C fucking... No, I want to eat ass
in this. It's not bad. It's not fun. That person's
sweet, the end of it is not good. It has levels.
Blue juice! No chase girl, blue juice, your pills
taste good. You're going to sponsor us. We're
going to come back and get a review on this.
Fantastic. I have soda. I better lick a dirty
asshole right now. I'm telling you, we'll be
a better team. Now, the problem is, how we know
that shit? You know, we've all been down that
road. Yes, we all have. Well, let's start cutting
this thing out, guys. Let's finish getting dressed
and... All right, everybody, I hope you enjoyed
that shit show And yes, we are not sponsored
by blue chew yet either one of us, but it's gonna
happen so after this we all finally made our
way back back to secrets what was i wearing i
don't remember i remember autumn was wearing
uh the a little like um the rabbit from alice
in wonderland yes like a little cute little outfit
and then um ms r was wearing a little black dress
who's that mrs r And I know what I was wearing.
And I know Carlos was wearing a King of Hearts
shirt. Yes. T -shirt. What was I wearing? I don't
remember, babe. Oh, I was. Oh, I think you just
wore your matching DJ pineapple. Yes, that matching
board short. And yes, and like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right. Pineapple. So. So yeah, there's
pictures there is picture somewhere So yeah,
we made it back to the venue. Mr. R was wearing
I think just an open shirt mesh mesh or crocheted
something like that, right so we got there and
We walked we walked back into the venue and it
was all nice and like again the courtyard was
beautifully lit they had string and lights and
they had laser beams shooting across the pool
and I appreciate that type of ambiance. I like
sound, light in, audio, visual, like all that
stuff. That's, that's what gets me hard. So,
um, I came in. So at that point, um, as you heard,
we all cheers with the blue chew. So at that
point, it didn't take a whole lot to get me hurt.
So it was the lasers at that point. So, um, we
kind of rolled in. We went into inside the club.
Yeah, I went to the club club was freaking awesome
It was like a high atrium lasers great sound
dj the bar the bar Can't which we then spent
another four hundred dollars Ran up another rack,
uh for our second half of the day bill. So yeah,
if you've done the the math We're at eleven hundred
dollars. That's a lot of money freaking alcohol
in one day That's a lot of money. We have a problem
You have a problem or a solution. I don't know
which So So at that point Everybody was dressed
a little more sexy. Yeah, it gives I don't know
Well, not more sexy because I mean earlier in
the pool. It was like autumn and I were both
topless I don't know. I feel like Just the vibes
different. Yeah, it's because it's nice. There's
pool sexies different than night sexy. Yeah Because
I was actually more covered. Yeah and uh and
um yeah so i'm trying to think where did the
night go from there like so then you were telling
us you at some point had said the girls should
Take their tops off or whatever because all of
us had tops on yeah, and it's usually that tries
to get people do the top but the thing with There
is you can't be topless in the club because of
the fact the laws there You can't sell alcohol
if people are nude. So I had pasties So I took
the girls to the lockers to all of us put on
pasties Well, while while you guys were changing
the pasties, I said all the guys we should get
into our boxers and underwears Did you? Yeah.
That's why my pants came off and I was in my
my underwears and I don't even remember that.
Shit. We're all like I'm like if you guys are
dressed down, I'm gonna dress down. It's like
sun's out, dick's out, you know. So yeah, all
of us guys. I'm gonna strip down to our underwears.
Was that before we went into the dungeon? I was
in my underwear in the dungeon. Oh, were you?
Yeah. Huh. Huh. I probably should drink less.
No, I think you're just used to me being in my
underwear. It's like, oh, were you topless? Yeah.
So I so we spend a little bit of time in the
club. Yeah. Talking to people. There was the
people who listen to our podcast were in there.
She came up to me. She's like, she's like, hey,
like, what's up? She goes, oh, my God. I completely
forgot my underwear at home. I'm like hot. That's
a good, that's a good, uh, that's a good thing
to say to a guy. I like it. I'm like, oh my God,
I feel so crazy right now. So crazy. Um, yeah.
So that was cool. Yeah. Um, me too. Like so weird.
I have mine, but that's all I have. I remember,
uh, I was being up at the, I was leaning at the
bar, getting the drink and you came up and you
started. Mm -hmm to my Underneath the bar and
I'm like, uh, you're gonna get us in trouble
and you're like, uh stroke on your dick Yes Sounds
like something I would do I uh, I believe all
the ladies in our group Had my hand on my dick
at one point in that club really? Yeah, you're
a lucky guy. It's fantastic Was not super feral
but I was feral enough where I may have guided
a hand here I may have guided a hand there. Okay,
and I definitely Handled a couple of boobs. Yeah
you did But that is that's one regret. I do have
is that I was not feeling fairer Yeah, and I
obviously vibe off of you. Yeah, you you follow
my lead. Yeah Um, there was a lot of stuff I
wanted to do, but it's just my psyche wasn't,
I was drunk and having a great time, but I was
just chemically, my mind was just not where it
needed to be. Yeah. So we ended up going to,
we obviously had to see the dungeon. We had been
told by Sam and Cole that we had to go. And obviously
Carlos and Autumn said, you got to go see this,
even if Whatever, just to see it. So we go down
there and Ms. R sits on a chair. Yes. And then
I think you started licking one of her boobs,
playing with her nipples. I was. Yeah, I was.
Of course, I. Here's a guy. We wind a bit. So
I am. Am drawn To I want to say newbies but newbies
I am drawn to people that are kind of new because
you want them to have a good experience a I like
being I Yeah, cuz because she was extremely nervous.
Yeah. Yeah, she had told us she was really nervous
at the hotel she was like I'm nervous and Find
that endearing. Yeah, and I'm kind of like you
find it cute. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, don't be
nervous, you know, like nothing's gonna happen
that you don't want to happen and When I find
myself around newbies, I like I I want to try
to make whatever experience they have positive
fun memorable But the way we are is we are so
low -pressure Like there's nothing that I'm gonna
push I'm not going to try to make you do something
that you're not ready to do. So I have a thing
for newbies because of that. And plus I'm used
to when we're hosting like our parties, like
I'm, you know, I talk to new people and it's
just kind of one of the things I do. So they
were fairly new. So I had like that drive. I'm
like, all right, I'm going to make sure she has
a good time. Relax, you know? Yeah. So, yeah.
we put her on a chair and uh I was I was on her
right nipple and then you were I pulled you over
at one point yeah I'm like you get on the other
one yeah and uh she was telling me she likes
to be bit on her nipples yeah that's hard That's,
it's not my style. It's not my style either.
So then I'm like, I don't know how hard to bite.
I would bite. I would go, is that good? Is that
good? And then it's like, is that sexy? Like
every time. Then it's not sexy anymore. So like
it's, but I'd rather, I'd rather do that than
hurt someone. Then go too far. Yeah. So I mean,
as we know, LS is all about consent and sometimes
Consent can be annoying if you're constantly
good. Are we good? Are we good? But yeah when
you've just met someone and you're playing with
them for the first time It's probably air on
the safe You have to you have to because the
last thing I want to do is piss someone off or
give someone a bad experience Hurt someone bite
too hard. So yeah, I'm gonna be that guy. That's
probably gonna get annoying. Is that good? Is
that good? Is that good? Is that good? Yeah,
but um She wanted it hard. Yeah, a little bit
harder than I think I was prepared because I
I can choke I can choke you and I can spank the
best of them but Biden I'm that's not my realm.
Yeah yet yet. I'll get there. Yeah, but um, so
yeah, we had some fun with her and and definitely
licked on Autumn's boobies a couple of times.
That was later. Yeah. So still staying in the
dungeon. We you were like, hey, you get up on
this thing. It was like I don't know what it
was. It was like it was just like it was like
it was almost like a horse horse workbench. Yeah.
If you were going to put a saddle like hang your
saddle on something, that's what it was. It was
the bench for that. It looked like it didn't
have a saddle on it. But you were like, hey,
get up there. So then I Started to get on this
somebody immediately came over was like no you
have to put a towel down And you have to have
at least two toys. Yeah, I was like Okay, here's
the thing about Dungeons and stuff of that nature
is there are so many. Yes, which I get because
in a situation like this where People can potentially
be hurt or scarred or whatever it is you have
to have a certain level of safety precautions
but I was fully dressed like other than my my
tits being out I had well I was gonna fuck you
that's the reason I put you up on that yeah but
I had my body suit on yeah so it's not like I
was it's not like I was going like vagina to
yeah I don't know but like I get it but it's
just it's it's a lot like yeah I just wanna fuck
you And then I was like, you need two toy minimum.
Yeah, I was like, OK, what? Two toys? You need
a library card. Bring me something. Fetch me
one, sir. Yeah. But when we got there, there
was a girl on like a fence and she was being
she was blindfolded and she was being like caressed
and spanked and all the things. And then there
was so then when we couldn't. fuck on the whatever
bench thing. We were looking over and there was
somebody doing Shabari. Yeah. Like suspension
suspension Shabari. They're working up to suspension.
Yeah. So he had a girl who volunteered to, you
know, be tied. And so we were watching her get
tied. So she got fully tied, like top to bottom.
And then he hooked her to these hooks essentially
in the ceiling and like tied her up to that.
I was like, that's so cool. I was talking to
Autumn about it. Like, like has have you like
wanted to do this? Like, I don't know. And I'm
like, I don't I can't remember. She said she's
been tied before or not, but. Don't feel like
she said she was because you were describing
to her like how the ropes yeah So I don't think
I think this guy had the soft ropes But obviously
I wasn't gonna stand there forever Like it was
cool to watch but I'm like, uh, we'll move on
to something It was it was towards it was getting
closer to the end of the night Yeah, I was getting
late and I think by that time R &R like Like
she was starting to try and like dip out. Yeah,
they were they were getting ready to go. Yeah,
so We ended up going up to the back up to the
top and then they left. I'm pretty sure Maybe
we went into the club again for a little bit,
but I'm pretty sure they left pretty shortly
Yeah, I think are in our like out around that.
Yeah So and then they had a whole nother story
of what happened after they left But I'll let
them tell that story as we weren't there in the
dungeon though Mr. R and me Both had her had
our dicks out and she was like playing with both
of her dicks at the same time who? Mrs. R. Yes.
Oh, she was and me and mr. R. Oh, yeah, I think
I said something like Have you ever had like
two dicks in your hand or something like that?
And she's like, yeah, and I'm like, well have
you ever sucked two dicks at a time? And she's
like no and I'm not going to or something like
it didn't ultimately it didn't happen, but I
was trying Yeah, you know I was making the effort
but uh, that's funny So then they ended up leaving
So it was just Carlos, Autumn, myself and you.
And we went up to that. We might have. I think
we went to the patio because it was in the club.
It was so. packed, I believe, is why we kind
of navigated. We were on the outside. It was
a little warm at that point, like inside. So
what it was was, yeah, we went inside and it
was just it was just for me personally, it was
just too much. Yeah, there was a ton of people.
And there was another DJ on the outside patio.
Yeah. More room. And in my opinion, at that time,
the sound outside was better. Yeah. And I was
like, all right, I got it. I want to be outside.
I need some air. Yeah. So we were talking to
a couple of people out there. Again, I can't
really remember. I can't even picture who we
were talking to besides, obviously, Carlos and
Autumn. I spanked Autumn. Yeah, you spanked her.
I gave her two whacks. The second one, she's
like, I'm done. The first one, I'm like, he had
the whip. I think I hit her. I spanked her a
couple of times, but I asked if she likes to
be spanked. She's like, yeah. So when I spank,
I like to caress the culito. Like a second. It's
kind of like a a I have I like to feel where
the underneath of the cheek is Mm -hmm, cuz that's
I want to make sure I hit the right area and
it's also like a pre -care like they always talk
about aftercare I like a little bit of like like
this is where I'm gonna spank you. This is my
hand I find you underneath of the cheek and then
I So I gave her one and she's like hard. I do
I gave her one. She's like meh second one. She's
like, okay, okay So yeah, and then you and I
were nice You and I were sucking on her nipples.
Yes, and she loves her nipples And she's you
had told me before we went there that if she
focuses and she had said that too Like if I focus
I can come sometimes from my nipples and I'm
like, that's wild I my nipples are sensitive,
but like not in a good way. Yeah You know, they're
sensitive in like a it kind of doesn't feel good
type of way sometimes Yeah, that's why I like
when I'm playing with your boobs. I know it's
like Limited time don't spend too much time on
it because yeah, it's not a fool for you Yeah,
usually after a event we've gone to I'm like,
oh don't touch my nipples cuz they've been touched
so much that they just don't feel like even my
shirt rubbing against home like You have beautiful
breasts though people want to touch them So We
were but she likes it a little bit harder to
a little bit of tough like pulling. Yeah. Yeah
She does she like biting. I can't remember um
I believe she I believe she did yeah, if I recall
correctly Yeah, so we were sucking on her nipples,
and then it was kind of like okay. Well you guys
want to go To the playroom like yeah, let's do
that So you and I but I was like I have to pee
Then so in my life. Yeah, I know so I go into
the and by this time I have my top off in my
I don't know where my pasties are so We go we're
going back into the I might even have had I think
I had my whole body suit off I was just walking
around in the Yeah, I think pretty much by this
time I had my whole body suit off I was I was
trying to rip it off of you. I think you just
took it off Yeah, I was walking around take it
off. So you stop trying to rip it my fishnets.
Yeah And that's it. And so, but going back into
the club, I had to put my body suit back on to
go to the bathroom. So we go in there, go through
the line, like go to the line in the bathroom,
and then we go into the playroom area. You know,
you have to get fully nude. The lockers are right
off of it's in like the same building. Yeah.
So we go to the locker to get all of our stuff
off, which, by the way, I left on top of the
locker, my ears and my tail. You're welcome.
Whoever found that. Yeah. So you can claim it
as yours and smell it. This is sweet. So anyway,
we got undressed and then we were like we went
and well, we took like a quick shower in like
the little shower areas. And then we went and
grabbed like a towel and like a sheet and stuff
that they give you as you walk in. And then we
kind of just walk the room for a little bit.
We didn't see anybody we knew. Yeah. A .K .A.
we didn't see Carlos in autumn. So then we kind
of walked back out and then. We. Oh, no, we didn't
have a we didn't have a sheet at that time. We
just had our towels or something. And then I
think then we grabbed it back out of the sheet,
but I used it to dry off. Yeah, something like
that. So then we walked back out. We grabbed
towel or a sheet and we walked back in through
the whole thing. We still didn't see anybody.
So then we kind of made our way to the back.
There was this huge projector type of thing.
And then there was a big bed underneath it. That
was like multiple beds pushed together. And it
was like a couple and then a throuple. But then
there was an area that was kind of in the corner
in the back corner where we were kind of like
Okay We can set up here. So we kind of set up
camp there We were kind of watching everybody
and then you and I were fucking around a little
bit. I gave a guy next to me lube. Yeah Yeah,
like I think he was like licking his finger or
something. I'm like you want lube, bro? He's
like, yeah And so we were kind of watching everybody
like the the throuple was doing their thing and
then the other couple and then I think they left
and Then there was some other people down but
like we were a little bit raised or other people
down on like other beds We were kind of watching
and like I said, we were pretty wild room house.
Yeah, there was like different level I'd like
to go in there sober. Yeah to see like again
how it was because there was a bunch of private
I feel like there was stuff around private. We
didn't see so there was yeah, there's a shit
ton of private rooms and Yeah, we didn't walk
all the way again. It's because part of it, too,
is you're naked and everybody else. Yes, they're
naked. But when some people were like standing
on the wall just watching. So when you're walking
through all these people watching, you kind of
feel. mean when I was walking through I could
just feel like eyes on me and it was so it was
a little bit uncomfortable like yeah it's like
butt -naked like walk and I walked through them
like four times because we walked through them
once and then we went back and then we walked
through them again and then we went back and
I'm just like okay I cannot walk these people
one more time so I'm just gonna stay here where
I'm at yeah this section of the wall so yeah
so you and I kind of fucked around a little bit
and then it was kind of like okay we were both
like so drunk we were just like All right, we
got to go. We have to go. So we never ended up
finding Autumn and Carlos, which is so weird
because the next day we were like. Well, what
had happened was being that you have to go back
there naked, our phones and everything. Oh, yeah,
everything was in our locker. So we came. Had
no way to like connect with them once we went
in there. So we were kind of just all looking
for each other and somehow. Yeah, she was saying
that she did a look around and. So when we came
out of the room, we got dressed and, you know,
I put my wallet, my phone in my pockets and we're
like, all right, let's get out of here. Let's
go back to the hotel room. I didn't even look
at my phone or I didn't even do anything like
that. So then we walked to the front and I was
getting ready to call an Uber. And then there
was a couple standing there and they're like,
hey, where are you going? Yeah, there it was.
It wasn't a couple. It was a it was a little
blonde girl with a southern accent. Oh, yeah.
And she was in this lace She's like, well, y
'all go in. Yeah, light blue, full body suit.
And obviously I'm dressed very similar. Like
I have my leggings and I didn't bring anything.
So. She was like, yeah, she's like, where y 'all
going? And I was like, oh, are y 'all going to
the quality in? And I was like, yeah, she's like
us too. And then she was talking to me about,
oh, we got this car and we bought it or we. Verbo.
Verbo or something. You can just I have a terrible
Southern accent, but it was like twenty dollars.
It was like twenty dollars. You want to get in
our car. She's like, you want to you. She's like,
my boyfriend's going to drive us. It's just down
the street. You can fit in the car. You want
to come. He's coming up right now. And I was
like, I'm just like, sure. I'm thinking it's
like 3 a .m. There's no way we're going to find
an Uber that's going to take us half a mile and
like a one minute drive. And I was like, plus
we're in the middle. I mean, Kissimmee is not
the most populated area I've ever seen. So I
was just like. And in my drunken state of mind,
I'm like, this sounds like a great idea, like
friends being friends. Like, let's go. So we
get in the car and he like peels out and we're
like, oh, God. On the way out, he like jumps
a curb. We're like, oh, maybe this wasn't the
greatest decision. But we made it back. But it
was like it was a quarter mile. It was a quarter
mile. And it was a straight road. It was a one
right in that hotel room. Yeah, it's like he
got out, went right. And then right again, and
then we're basically at the hotel. And then you
didn't even let him park. You're like, we'll
get out here. I was like, he's not her Uber.
He could have let him park where he was going
and we could have walked. I was like, but he
sure did stop. I think they said they were at
the second building. I'm like, you know what?
I'm good. He stopped. He was like, you're like,
bye. We're here. OK. I mean, it worked out. But
anyway, so then later you saw that. Yeah, we
get up to the hotel room and I look at my phone
and there's like a missed calls and a voicemail
from Carlos, which was very nice. He was like,
checking in, checking in, making sure you guys
that you make it back to the room if I need to
come back and get you. Yeah, super nice. So I
appreciate that. Like that type of mentality.
Yeah, you're the same way. It's like leave no
swinger behind. Yeah. And I do appreciate that.
So to show my appreciation, I FaceTimed them
while you were giving me a blowjob. Oh, yeah,
we got back to the hotel and we were like, well,
maybe we're not done. Well, we got back to the
room. We went to the bathroom and whatnot. And
then I sent him a thing on my hay. You know,
we made it back. Thank you. And he said something
like, you know, do you want to come back to the
room and party? But I knew we were exhausted.
Yeah, by that time I had already fully undressed.
And yeah, and I'm like, probably taking off my
makeup. And yeah, and I'm like, I said, we're
probably just going to check out right now. And
he's like, all right, cool. Sounds good. And
then like two minutes later, I FaceTime him and
you're just and all of a sudden, there's they're
both sitting there on the bed watching the show.
But I can't see any of this because I have you
just in my mouth. You got your mouth full. So
you're sucking me and then I pulled you up and
I start fucking you doggy style and they're just
watching. It's super hot. I'm an exhibitionist
and a voyeurist and I'm all of the ists. The
ists. So I'm not a masochist though. No. But
I am very much an exhibitionist. It was fun.
They were they were watching and then and then
and then autumn's like, okay She wanted him to
go but then and then I I ended up coming and
you Yeah, and then we lay back down. It's almost
like all right your turn. So she starts sucking
him. Yeah, then Come to find out he fell asleep.
I don't think during the blow job But I think
yeah, they were kind of like, all right. Good
night. And then he literally went to sleep. So
I heard both the the guys got yelled at the next
morning because they both fell asleep. And there's
some chicken tender stories in there. Chicken
wing, chicken wing. So all in all, it was a fantastic
night. Super fun. We were talking to them the
next day before we left and it's like, yeah,
you know, it would have been nice to, you know,
connect a little more. But, you know, things,
everything happens for a reason. Yeah. And I
mean, it was such a fast turnaround for us. Like
literally we got up at five a .m., drove to Kissimmee.
Immediately started partying and then didn't
go to bed until like 4 or 4 a .m 24 hours and
then we had to get up because we needed to get
back to The house family family stuff. So we
literally had to get up in the morning and then
drive another three hours So it was like and
then in the morning you you demanded that I fuck
you again. Well, yeah So yeah, so that was a
lot of work for me That's a lot of work for you.
There's a lot of work from my back. I feel so
bad for you. You should. My balls were very empty
that morning. So, yeah, so it was a lot of fun.
I would have loved to have had more time for
all of the things. Yeah. And then maybe we wouldn't
have felt so pressured to like drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink and like get the party started
so fast. And then once you get the party started,
it's like you can't stop the party. But you fall
asleep. It's a train. So you got to keep the
train moving. So I think if we were able to go
back out there, definitely stay on site, stay
on site and at least two days, two days, three
nights. Yeah. So you're not feeling so pressured
to. You know everything but I mean the I fit
everything in in one day. Yeah, the eye candy
crowd was actually really cool. Yep Oh, yeah,
we met we met the promoters. Yeah carlos actually
met them and brought them over introduced them
to us We exchanged phone numbers Um, so yeah,
they said hit them up, you know, we'll try to
coordinate something because right now they're
they're primarily on the east coast and kind
of the midwest I think but he's like, we're going
worldwide. So yeah, I said, well, we're in California.
So when you're ready to, yeah. And they have
a whole brand. I mean, I'm telling you, they
had merch, they had energy drinks. They had,
I mean, all of the things. I mean, when I say
merch, I'm talking about like a whole merch tent.
Yeah. It was like a tour concert. Yeah. And yeah,
it was. Motley Crue has less merch. Right. They
had a whole situation. So they definitely know
how to do some branding. Their colors were popping.
Like they had the pink and the blue. It was really
cute. Very cotton candy. Very cotton candy. I
mean, eye candy, cotton candy. It makes sense.
Eye candy, I think, is a great name for something
like that. And they were eye candy with the eye,
not a... Eyeball like an eye. Yeah, they were
eye candy. Yeah, they were like I like iPhone
Yes. Yeah makes sense Much of Millennials so
all in all We had a great time. Yes. It was well
worth me getting up at 5 a .m. Yes What was it
what was I gonna say? Oh, say it quick Autumn
in their episode was talking but she's an eye
girl and she was like Saying how she loves your
eyes. She loved my eyes and she's like I have
boring brown eyes You don't you have like a she
has like a said like a deep seductive. Oh, yeah
She's really pretty like a brown almost hazel.
Yeah very like I Told her that one. I'm like
very seductive. Yeah, it's not just brown. Like
yeah, it's it was like a I just I was meaning
to say that earlier, but We're talking about
eye candy. Yeah. It just reminded me of eyes
burning. You know who had cute, pretty eyes too?
Who's that? There was a single male. I cannot
remember his name. I want to say it started with
a J, who I talked to almost every time I walked
up to the bar. Oh, yeah, that's right. He walked
by a few times, right? Yeah, he had very pretty
eyes. All right. Enough about him. Enough about
J. Jason Jagoff, whatever the fuck his name was.
Speaking of jealousy That was his name. Hey jealousy
So speaking of things to do tonight is Friday
night this Sunday Sunday Sunday We are going
to the metal workers. They are hosting steel
workers. We call them the steel workers. They're
steel workers They are going there. They are
hosting their first spring pool party of the
season because we got some nice weather this
Sunday So we are gonna be going there if you
hear this in time in your local Hit us up. You
can come hang out. Are you my way out to everybody?
It's an open invite Anybody and everybody. I
mean you obviously have to contact me and I have
to approve Yeah, I mean I could just get their
address right now cycle But we're actually we
might actually try to do some live podcast From
that we always say that shit and then we don't
do it. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm gonna take
my mixer and then uh Well, at least try to do
a couple couples and then we'll we'll blend them
in a couple couple couple couples I'm hoping
to do a couple couple couples couple couples.
Um, but yeah, so i'm really excited for that
because Yeah, my back's feeling better. I feel
a little more feral. Um, I have rabies So yeah,
we're looking to have a good time there and I
think that's gonna be our recap for this Wednesday
or Wednesday For this Saturday, whatever the
fuck day was Friday. No the party. Oh, it was
Saturday We'll touch on our cruise a little bit
and nothing too crazy went on for our crews.
We had a good time, but Nothing too crazy. But
on the next episode we're gonna recap that because
this is gonna be almost two hours Think we're
gonna go ahead and call this one ladies and gentlemen
one gentleman All right when enjoying the sweet
side of life keep your pineapples upside down
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