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seriously as we are not professionals at all.

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With that being said, make yourself a drink and

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join us on our journey as a married couple and

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join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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you remember the day we went to secret alright

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everybody we are back from vacation that's right

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ladies and gentlemen just one just one man we

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have made it back it's been one week since you

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looked at me three days I don't know how does

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it go There's something about saying sorry. Is

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it too late now to say sorry? Little Justin Bieber.

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All right. We are about three weeks out from

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the last episode. We made zero promises as to

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when we're going to come back. That's fine. We

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have been... We've over -delivered. Under promise

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and over -delivered. Look at us go. We've actually

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been getting... text messages and voicemails

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saying, um, are you alive? Hey guys, don't forget

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about us. Come back. We want to hear what happened

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and what happened. Swingers couch podcasts have

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already released that they're not going to release

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till we release. They really, we're all just

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standing around with our dicks in our hand, right?

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And the release all over the place. We're just

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edging ourselves this whole week. So It is currently

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Friday. We were supposed to do this last night

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on Thursday. But we did not get home from vacation

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until late Tuesday night. Tuesday night. And

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we all had to work Wednesday. We all had to work

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Thursday. We all had to work Friday. Frankly,

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yeah, today as well. And frankly, we were tired.

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We're still tired. I'm still exhausted. I almost

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put I tried to push this you did you're like,

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babe Let's do it tomorrow. I go babe. I was like

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I already started drinking. We can't stop the

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train now Realize we could do this Monday night,

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right? But you you are a stickler for schedules

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It's me that's the stickler got it so it is it's

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now Friday night And we had a quiet Friday night.

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We didn't have any plans. So we decided that

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would be a good time to sit down and recap our

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vacation. Well, I don't think they care about

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half of our vacation. They don't care about most

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of it. There's only a handful that is really

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going to be something for people. So when did

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we leave? What day was it? Oh, really quick.

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Cheers. Yeah, I keep over so Alright spoiler

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alert We did the 311 cruise which will touch

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on briefly because there really wasn't much like

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that for this podcast, but That cruise got diverted

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to Key West instead of a part of the Bahamas.

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I don't think we're gonna get touch on that this

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podcast we can Snip it of it the next one, but

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this one's gonna be long But it has to explain

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this drink and I'm gonna be like you and be like

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babe cut it off So you think this is gonna be

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a one of two? I think so. I'm fine with that.

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We could just cut it now. I'm fucking tired Let

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me finish this drink. I'm out No, so Spoiler

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alert our crews got diverted instead of going

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to harvest Kate. No Great stirrups, K. Great

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stirrups, K, because of weather. Stirrup, K.

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I don't know. Something like that. There you

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go. It's an owned. It's a cruise owned island.

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It actually means absolutely nothing. You might

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as well be in California. Exactly. So we diverted

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to Key West, which Key West is where the rum

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runner. originated in 1969. No, it wasn't. That

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was just a really good number. No, but you want

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to know why it was called the Remrunner? I learned

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this when we were in Cuba. You tell me all about

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that. So let's cheers first. Yeah. Okay, cheers.

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Cheers. So during the Prohibition, because the

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Keys are the most southern part of the United

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States. Yes. And close to Cuba. Cuba, they would

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smuggle in rum from Cuba into Key West, Key West.

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And those smugglers were called rum runners.

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Yes. So that's what the drink was named after.

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Yes. So little key West history for you. Also,

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they got a lot of cocks there. A lot of what

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cocks. They got a lot of cocks. So So, in celebration

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of Key West, I chose Rum Runner. I actually had

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one way earlier in the podcast, but it's one

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of my favorite drinks. It has a white rum, a

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dark rum. Take a whiskey drink and drink a vodka

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drink. So, it has a white rum, a dark rum. It

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has a banana liqueur, and in this particular

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one, it's a Blackberry Brandy. Brandy. What's

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her name? Brandy. And then, of course, it has

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OJ... pineapple juice and a splash of grenadine.

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For color. And I, in this particular, I did one

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ounce of each pour. So there's four ounces of

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liquor, which maybe you can tell by the way I'm

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slurring just a bit. That's on top of every other

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drink I had today. So I started drinking at noon.

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No, you didn't. I did at work. Stupid. I didn't

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get shit done. You should have just come home

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then. Right. So what are you drinking, my love?

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Um, your concoction, your concoction. Um, I'm

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drinking, we named it. It might have a name.

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I don't know. I'm calling it a Hawaiian buffalo

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sour. So it's a buffalo sour with pineapple juice.

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I had an open pineapple juice inside the fridge

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from my rum runner. So instead of letting it

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go to waste, we just decided to add it to your

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favorite tail. Add it to your tail. We're going

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to call this a secrets and Cox Cox Cox with secrets,

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secrets and Cox. All right. So vacation. Yeah,

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we went on it like a couple couple of weeks ago.

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We left, right? We went to it feels like a decade

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ago. We went to secrets. Oh, you know before

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we do all this what? I I want you to record a

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Like a whole thing that I could just put into

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the podcast, but for now you can reach us on

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the sweet side of life podcast six line at 9

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5 1 2 2 6 5 2 6 1 once again ladies and gentlemen

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Man. 951 -226 -5261. We have been getting a lot

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of booby pictures, and there's one individual

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out there that is sending a lot of great pictures.

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It's fantastic. I have like a whole gallery.

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Your phone has lost storage. Thank you. You owe

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me $2 .99 because I had to expand my cloud storage.

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Thank you very much. No, I got, it started with

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tip picks and then it went to like penetration.

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Then it went to just, it's pretty wild right

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now. So thank you. I appreciate it. And, um,

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I want to give a shout out to my spank bank.

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Uh, I want to give a shout out to, uh, the swingers

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couch, swinger paradise, discord channel. It's

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popping over there. Um, I pop in there every

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now and then say, hello, how you doing? Nice

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to meet you. Hi. But, um, Earlier, just, no,

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yesterday when we were supposed to be doing our

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podcast, Swinger's Couch, Carlos and, I need

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to slow this roll down. Carlos and Autumn, I

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almost said Adam. Carlos and Adam were just hanging

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out at the fucking pool. Carlos and Autumn were

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actually doing their podcast last night as we

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should have been doing. But she was doing hers

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topless. And they posted a picture of it. So.

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Care to join the party? Titties out. Now we're

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talking. All right. Nice. Nice. So, yeah, now

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it's happening. We got titties out, folks. Tits

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out. I took off my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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sexy shirt. That was a pretty nice shirt, but

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yeah, let's get rid of it. All right, so. Took

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care of that side of business. Uh, we're not

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sponsored by blue chew yet, but soon. All right.

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So how do we have a code? You should just put

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it on the thing. Then at least you get your discount

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and they get their discount. I want to, I want

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an actual official code. Yeah. But don't you

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have a code? Yes. Well put your code. What's

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unofficial about your code. It doesn't like,

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it doesn't like spell out like our logo. It's

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not like SSP or anything. It's Well, for the

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time being, you buy enough of that shit, you

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might as well put your coat out there. That is

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true. Every morning I take two Advil and one

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Bluetooth. You just never know throughout the

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day what might happen. Speaking of that, we just

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finished watching our first episode of Temptation

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Island, the new episode there on Netflix. And

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we're in our third season of Ted Lasso. Yes,

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great show. Not as exciting. So far I like Ted

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Lasso. I know it's so good. Temptation Island,

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it's kind of like a Swinger training show. So

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far it's like, all right, let's bring a bunch

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of people in and bring other hot people in and

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have them date each other. Ultimately, I think

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it's gonna work out. I think two of the two I

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feel pretty confident that are gonna leave and

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they're gonna be on Cassidy next week. So anyways

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We Digress like a motherfucker Speaking of digressing

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like a motherfucker Where did we go on our vacation?

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Florida Florida we visited Florida man. Yes We

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visited some family and then we took A three

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hour tour To Kissimmee Kissimmee Florida To go

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to the world famous At least the Florida famous

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That's pretty world famous No I'm just kidding

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Secrets Hideaway Resort Which is right there

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in a beautiful Kissimmee Or Kissimmee Kissimmee

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Kissimmee Whatever Whatever Florida And um Holy

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fuck It's a good time. It's a dope place, but

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let's wait wait Here is where you have to insert.

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Oh, yes our pre thoughts are Hitting the streets

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with the sweets. We recorded a hit in the streets

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on the way there We had a long time. So we dropped

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a few of our I slept through like two hours You

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slept 90 % of the trip and we had talked about

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doing a hit in the streets and you're like, yeah,

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that sounds good So you slept. Well, you got

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me up at 5 a .m. I do not get up at 5 a .m. I

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am not a 5 a .m. riser. As we were 20 minutes

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out from the venue, I told you, I'm like, well,

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you know, you should probably wake up. If we're

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gonna do this, we need to do it now because we

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typically, our hit in the streets are normally

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around 10 to 15 minutes. So I'm like, we should

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probably. And we did. Get her done. So we popped

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it out. And we're going to drop that right now

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to kind of give you the insights to how we were

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feeling on that beautiful Saturday morning. Here

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we go. Oh, yeah. You're hitting the streets with

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the sweets today, ladies and gentlemen. We only

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assume. Gentleman part. I need to wake up wake

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up a little a little a little a makeup another

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coffee in a jigger I need a hand job. So coffee

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in a jacob and a jerk -off. Oh a jerk -off Does

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not talk about jerk -offs in their songs Coffee

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in a jerk -off. I mean shit, that's a remix Anyways

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folks we it is early on a Saturday morning March

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22nd We are in Florida on The freeway which will

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apply here directions here shortly We're on a

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very crowded freeway because all these people

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are going to Disneyland yet We are going to the

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Disneyland for adults nobody here is going to

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Disneyland They're going to Disney World. Disney

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World. Because we're in Florida. Sorry, Disney

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World. So we are on the four, for those of you

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that are in this area, you know exactly the traffic

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we're in. We are about 20 minutes out from Secrets

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Hideaway in Kissimmee, Kissimmee, Florida. That's

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right, ladies and gentlemen, we are doing it.

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Yes. First time ever Not in Florida, but first

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time at secrets. We do listen to our previous

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episodes. We are are here on vacation. We're

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getting a cruise Here next week and we figured

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while we had an open Saturday that would be a

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perfect time to Make the drive up to secrets

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and we're meeting the swingers couch podcast

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up there and a bunch of their friends are all

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hanging out so We are 20 minutes Ladies and gentlemen

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and we are going to have a great time today The

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weather is warming up. It's a nice crisp 60 degrees

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outside and the pool party starts in a half hour

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So hopefully that number keeps climbing It's

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supposed to be oh the weather. Yeah, it's supposed

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to be like 78 77 today with the Sun ish. It'll

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be good. Well, they said that they heat the pool.

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Yes, that's right. We were just listening to

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Another podcast called the diary of a swinging

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couple with Mike and Chloe and I had listened

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to their their secrets interview with the one

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of the owners or some of the owners from secrets

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And I was having you listen to it for the first

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time so you can kind of hear what it's all about

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and yeah they were talking about how the water

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gets turned over every 90 minutes and It gets

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like heated and pushed it back out into the pool

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and it's a pretty crazy process. They said it's

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a Mike and Chloe from the podcast were saying

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it's like some of the clearest water they've

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ever seen in like a community pool and Yeah,

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so we're looking forward to peeing in that one

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I want to really test that system. See how I'm

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never getting out of that pool today So it's

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March 22nd. We are there for their eye candy

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takeover is actually they're doing their thing

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this weekend So unfortunately, we're not able

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to stay on site because they had a three day

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minimum. So we're only going there tonight, today,

00:16:46.629 --> 00:16:49.250
tonight. So we're staying at the Quality Inn

00:16:49.250 --> 00:16:52.230
right around the corner, which apparently is

00:16:52.230 --> 00:16:57.590
the hot spot. Where am I going? 17 North. It's

00:16:57.590 --> 00:16:59.230
not that one, we're not going to Disney World.

00:16:59.309 --> 00:17:01.690
It says towards Disney World. Yeah, well 417

00:17:01.690 --> 00:17:04.619
North, okay. Yeah. all right so it's a good thing

00:17:04.619 --> 00:17:06.640
i'm in the car otherwise mr sweets would never

00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.819
get anywhere there'd be a lot more peace and

00:17:10.819 --> 00:17:13.519
quiet although i will say this entire almost

00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:15.539
four hour trip you've been sleeping most of it

00:17:15.539 --> 00:17:17.660
well because you got me up at the ass crack of

00:17:17.660 --> 00:17:23.920
dawn it was up at five out by six on the road

00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:30.779
let's go so i since we only have one day keep

00:17:30.779 --> 00:17:37.240
right Says 1 .1 mile keep right now Anyway, I

00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.700
only had The one day there so we had to make

00:17:40.700 --> 00:17:42.779
that we had the one day there So he wants he

00:17:42.779 --> 00:17:47.000
wanted to get there like the first sign of I

00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:50.700
want to be the first one to pee in the pool So

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yeah, we we're basically doing a 24 -hour turnaround

00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:56.759
we're gonna get there We're gonna party all day

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party all night. It's a wonderland theme tonight,

00:18:00.299 --> 00:18:05.519
which I have nothing really for I'm usually okay

00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:09.099
with doing getting into theme, but I I didn't

00:18:09.099 --> 00:18:11.160
have anything ready for this one. You got something

00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:16.920
Yeah, well, I was a Cheshire cat for One of the

00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:20.599
Halloween parties we did so I had that costume

00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:25.980
Yeah, I could repurpose for this theme There

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you go. Yep, and then I I have some Bright pants

00:18:30.619 --> 00:18:34.579
and a bright vest and a flashy hat and I don't

00:18:34.579 --> 00:18:38.920
know I might put together Captain disco, which

00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:43.240
makes zero sense But it's it's a it's a it's

00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:46.519
a costume that I initially brought for the the

00:18:46.519 --> 00:18:50.359
cruiser doing But um, yeah, I might bring that

00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:52.680
out tonight. We'll see or I might just be dressed

00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:59.299
as me Just you just me deal with it. Yeah So

00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:03.480
The tiki bar you think it's gonna be an actual

00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:06.700
tiki bar. I hope it's gonna be a tiki with tiki

00:19:06.700 --> 00:19:09.420
drink But here's the thing in out here in Florida.

00:19:09.519 --> 00:19:13.220
They call just about any bar outside a tiki bar

00:19:13.220 --> 00:19:17.779
Yeah, it's like in California If you see the

00:19:17.779 --> 00:19:20.400
words tiki bar, there's a good chance. It's got

00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.900
some level of authentic authentic tiki vibes

00:19:23.900 --> 00:19:27.910
like you know the drinks or but out here They

00:19:27.910 --> 00:19:31.289
throw a couple of palm fronds across a wood framing

00:19:31.289 --> 00:19:34.190
and they call it a tiki bar. They call it a palapa

00:19:34.190 --> 00:19:36.630
Exactly. They're like here. We are tiki bar.

00:19:36.670 --> 00:19:40.150
So I don't know those secrets They seem to be

00:19:40.150 --> 00:19:42.410
pretty legit I mean everything I've heard about

00:19:42.410 --> 00:19:45.690
this place is really good and the tiki bars new

00:19:45.690 --> 00:19:48.569
from what I understand Yeah, so you never know

00:19:48.569 --> 00:19:51.269
they might have I was looking at their menu inside

00:19:51.269 --> 00:19:53.529
the hideaway cafe and everything has kind of

00:19:53.529 --> 00:19:56.369
got like a perverted name attached to it So it

00:19:56.369 --> 00:19:59.609
might be just, you know, basic tiki drinks, perhaps.

00:19:59.890 --> 00:20:02.230
I'm not expecting to go in there and get like

00:20:02.230 --> 00:20:05.509
an authentic Mai Tai or anything like that. But

00:20:05.509 --> 00:20:09.190
I don't know. We'll see. If they could do something

00:20:09.190 --> 00:20:12.150
like a Bahama Mama or like some version of a

00:20:12.150 --> 00:20:14.710
Mai Tai, I'll be happy. Yeah. So this resort

00:20:14.710 --> 00:20:18.329
is different for us because in California and

00:20:18.329 --> 00:20:21.309
other places we've been, it's always been BYOB

00:20:21.309 --> 00:20:25.230
because they're not allowed to sell liquor with

00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:29.690
the nudity situation but we just heard on the

00:20:29.690 --> 00:20:34.089
other podcast that the law in this county that

00:20:34.089 --> 00:20:39.250
this um that secrets is in their rule is you

00:20:39.250 --> 00:20:42.930
can't be in an enclosed building selling liquor

00:20:42.930 --> 00:20:48.230
with nudity so the outdoor spaces are completely

00:20:48.230 --> 00:20:52.359
fine to have an outdoor bar open space on sale

00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:56.299
premises on and sell liquor on -premise but that's

00:20:56.299 --> 00:20:59.660
why they said that the club is no nudity in the

00:20:59.660 --> 00:21:04.539
club because it's an enclosed building and they

00:21:04.539 --> 00:21:07.819
sell liquor in the club so that's interesting

00:21:07.819 --> 00:21:10.220
so I am gonna be more expensive because we're

00:21:10.220 --> 00:21:15.279
drinkers so yeah and I've heard excuse me I've

00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:18.000
heard people say that their their drinks are

00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:21.779
a little pricey But we are also used to California

00:21:21.779 --> 00:21:26.140
pricey. Yeah, we went to a tiki bar Since we've

00:21:26.140 --> 00:21:29.079
been in Florida that we were before the jungle

00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:32.420
bird in Cape Coral and I was looking at the prices

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and I was like these actually aren't bad prices

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they were like 10 and 11 and that most was a

00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:41.400
$12 tiki drink and For us we're used to spending

00:21:42.390 --> 00:21:46.369
17 to 20 at least plus dollars and if you go

00:21:46.369 --> 00:21:49.069
to some of our normal outside resorts that aren't

00:21:49.069 --> 00:21:53.809
LS like the casino resorts Your minimum 16 to

00:21:53.809 --> 00:21:57.269
18 dollars just to for a drink. Yeah, if we roll

00:21:57.269 --> 00:22:01.569
in and secrets is you know, 10 to 12 that that's

00:22:01.569 --> 00:22:03.549
We're used to that. So that's that that's kind

00:22:03.549 --> 00:22:05.269
of good for us. The toll would be low I would

00:22:05.269 --> 00:22:10.180
say we were used to 16 to 18. Yeah, no, I'll

00:22:10.180 --> 00:22:14.500
say if it's 10 to 12, that's low for us So but

00:22:14.500 --> 00:22:18.099
we'll see I mean, I'm kind of I'm torn because

00:22:18.099 --> 00:22:21.859
I do I do like to treat like the whole traditional

00:22:21.859 --> 00:22:26.119
bar Set up where you go and you you purchase

00:22:26.119 --> 00:22:30.779
and stuff like that, but I do like the BYOB however

00:22:30.779 --> 00:22:35.440
When we're when we're BYOB in Would say more

00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:37.720
often than not we get a little drunker than we

00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.099
probably should because we're pouring our own

00:22:40.099 --> 00:22:44.240
drinks. Yeah So when someone else is doing a

00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:48.000
measured pour, you know by the law, I think we're

00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:54.380
probably you know safer safer and Safe isn't

00:22:54.380 --> 00:22:57.980
always fun, but you know Sometimes sometimes

00:22:57.980 --> 00:23:00.059
it's nice to be measured especially on the day

00:23:00.059 --> 00:23:02.059
like today when we're gonna be drinking from

00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:07.579
I would say, you know, 11 a .m. to 2 a .m. You

00:23:07.579 --> 00:23:10.980
know, that's a long day of drinking. Yeah. So,

00:23:10.980 --> 00:23:14.480
it's probably better that we're somewhat throttled.

00:23:16.259 --> 00:23:19.079
Somebody's got the choke on us, but we'll see.

00:23:20.339 --> 00:23:23.980
We'll see. So yeah, we're like 15 minutes out

00:23:23.980 --> 00:23:26.279
now. We're getting excited for it, giving it

00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:28.380
a new shot. I'm glad we're not in traffic anymore.

00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:30.960
Yeah, traffic opened up. I hope we can check

00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:35.980
into our hotel. Yeah, I hope so, too. This is

00:23:35.980 --> 00:23:41.000
really early though, so we'll see. Maybe we can

00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.559
give them a little wink and a smile. Maybe we

00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:45.740
can pay extra. An early check -in fee or something.

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:47.980
Yeah. Yeah, because we have a whole suitcase

00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:51.299
and we're not wearing our clothes that we're

00:23:51.299 --> 00:23:54.599
gonna wear to secret. So we'll see. If not, you

00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:56.539
know, around the... We can just take what we

00:23:56.539 --> 00:23:59.400
need for the pool party and then... you know,

00:23:59.579 --> 00:24:03.119
for the dinner, come back home, and you know,

00:24:03.220 --> 00:24:05.539
shower, shave, get ready for the night party.

00:24:06.779 --> 00:24:11.559
So, we'll see. We'll play it by ear. Yes. We

00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.319
are live! We are not live. So, I will have to

00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:22.380
say, this week, our Sweet Side of Life phoned

00:24:22.380 --> 00:24:25.619
sex line. Has been getting a lot of love. I've

00:24:25.619 --> 00:24:27.400
been getting all kind of titty pictures. I'm

00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:31.940
loving it And yeah, it's a great time. So I will

00:24:31.940 --> 00:24:34.299
say this again. I don't know the number off the

00:24:34.299 --> 00:24:37.440
top my head and I'm driving But if you've heard

00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:39.740
it from any other episode, I think and it's actually

00:24:39.740 --> 00:24:44.440
in our in our podcast credits I do accept tit

00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:47.140
picks and aspects and just if you want to just

00:24:47.140 --> 00:24:50.279
simply say hello That's great. If you got something

00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:55.309
the question will do our best to answer It's

00:24:55.309 --> 00:24:57.789
been treating me pretty good over here. And let

00:24:57.789 --> 00:24:59.930
it be known, all the texts coming through, I

00:24:59.930 --> 00:25:02.410
do share with you. So you get to see the movies

00:25:02.410 --> 00:25:07.950
too. I didn't get to see, I saw one couple texts,

00:25:07.990 --> 00:25:09.730
but then you said, oh, there was more, but I

00:25:09.730 --> 00:25:11.269
had already given you back your phone. So I'll

00:25:11.269 --> 00:25:13.589
have to look at it later. Yeah. The one I sent

00:25:13.589 --> 00:25:17.470
you was the couple from central California that

00:25:17.470 --> 00:25:22.630
invited us out to their third lake parties. So

00:25:22.630 --> 00:25:24.329
I had to make it out there. They were a cute

00:25:24.329 --> 00:25:27.970
couple. They were a cute couple. So they're five

00:25:27.970 --> 00:25:31.670
hours from us? About to figure out a long weekend.

00:25:32.029 --> 00:25:35.549
Yeah, we just drove three. I drove three, you

00:25:35.549 --> 00:25:37.430
slept three. You drove three, I slept for two.

00:25:38.430 --> 00:25:42.230
I need my beauty sleep. You do. I'm glad. I didn't

00:25:42.230 --> 00:25:43.990
want you to be grumpy, so I was gonna let you

00:25:43.990 --> 00:25:49.549
sleep as long as you wanted to sleep. I'm not

00:25:49.549 --> 00:25:52.269
the early riser here between the two of us. No,

00:25:52.470 --> 00:25:55.710
I was stoked. I love getting up at 5 a .m. I

00:25:55.710 --> 00:25:58.150
feel like a Navy SEAL when I get up at 5 a .m.

00:25:58.150 --> 00:26:01.769
Oh my gosh. Get up, although my back is still

00:26:01.769 --> 00:26:04.990
hurting, so I didn't get up like a Navy SEAL.

00:26:05.390 --> 00:26:07.349
I didn't get up and do like the push -ups and

00:26:07.349 --> 00:26:11.190
sit -ups that they probably do, but yeah. I did.

00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:13.039
You did? You did just set up some push -ups?

00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:15.299
Yeah, I did some set -ups and push -ups today.

00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:21.779
Nice, nice. Little plank shoulder taps. Nice.

00:26:21.859 --> 00:26:24.940
You got yourself a nice suntan sitting around

00:26:24.940 --> 00:26:27.059
the pool yesterday. Yesterday at the pool at

00:26:27.059 --> 00:26:31.480
our Airbnb, I got a weird ass sunburn. You had

00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:34.759
like a top with straps on like an open chest

00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:37.359
area. I had a bathing suit top on, but then I

00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.640
had a dress over it, so like... you can see kind

00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:43.319
of where the ties were. It was, it's the weirdest.

00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.640
Maybe we should take that picture and make that

00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:48.319
like the secondary podcast picture. My weird,

00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.500
my weird sunburn. And now the sun is blaring

00:26:51.500 --> 00:26:54.500
on it right now from this car. Yeah. Yeah. Even

00:26:54.500 --> 00:26:59.839
it out a bit. We'll see. All right. Well, so

00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:02.200
this is going to, I think we're going to end

00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:03.539
the hitting the streets because we're going to

00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:06.650
be pulling up here pretty soon. And um, But I

00:27:06.650 --> 00:27:08.490
think while we're there, we're gonna somehow,

00:27:08.490 --> 00:27:11.349
someway try to figure out a way to sit down with

00:27:11.349 --> 00:27:15.170
the Swingers Couch Podcast and do some type of

00:27:15.170 --> 00:27:17.289
on -site podcast. He said he was gonna bring

00:27:17.289 --> 00:27:21.190
his equipment. I'm not really sure exactly how

00:27:21.190 --> 00:27:22.829
we're gonna work out. I do know that we're staying

00:27:22.829 --> 00:27:26.690
at the same hotel. So maybe when we break away

00:27:26.690 --> 00:27:29.630
to go change or something, we might be able to

00:27:29.630 --> 00:27:32.029
sit down and do something then. We'll see, we'll

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:35.299
play by ear. I hate. I hate leaving places because

00:27:35.299 --> 00:27:40.079
I get major FOMO, but from what I heard from

00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:44.720
the Swing Nation podcast, they said there's always

00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:47.660
kind of a lull around that four or five o 'clock

00:27:47.660 --> 00:27:51.160
hour while people are getting dinner and getting

00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:54.400
ready for the night party. So if there's a lull,

00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:58.220
I feel a little bit better about it. But I hate

00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:03.180
when the DJs... and like titties are flying around

00:28:03.180 --> 00:28:07.279
and I'm like, I don't wanna go. So we'll see

00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:11.279
how it goes. So wish us luck everybody, first

00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:14.420
time at Secrets. When enjoying the sweet side

00:28:14.420 --> 00:28:16.680
of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe

00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.720
in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:23.059
baby. Love you too. Alright everybody, I hope

00:28:23.059 --> 00:28:27.079
you enjoyed that. And yeah, we have a couple

00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:30.609
things to say about... our original thoughts

00:28:30.609 --> 00:28:32.670
on that, uh, that hit in the street. Yeah, we

00:28:32.670 --> 00:28:35.289
have a lot of thoughts that we had. First of

00:28:35.289 --> 00:28:40.390
all, I'd like to say I actually got nervous.

00:28:40.710 --> 00:28:44.170
You got nervous? Yeah. Once remember like once

00:28:44.170 --> 00:28:46.450
we got to the hotel and we couldn't check in

00:28:46.450 --> 00:28:48.650
and like, yes, just things weren't working out

00:28:48.650 --> 00:28:50.869
the way I had thought they were. And then I was

00:28:50.869 --> 00:28:58.079
like, okay, um, basically Don't know. I just

00:28:58.079 --> 00:29:00.359
I don't know I guess cuz I didn't know what to

00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:04.519
expect and I don't get that nervous anymore for

00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:08.200
Events I used to get like every single event.

00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:09.720
I would be like, oh my god. I think I'm gonna

00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:14.400
throw up I I get I get nervous, but I never get

00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:17.240
to the point where I'm like Feeling like I have

00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:20.299
to throw up. Yeah, I I just feel like I have

00:29:20.299 --> 00:29:26.859
to jerk off And I knew I do No, I understand

00:29:26.859 --> 00:29:28.200
what you're saying. Like, you get a little bit

00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:29.619
of that knot in your stomach. Yeah, the knot

00:29:29.619 --> 00:29:31.400
in your stomach, and you're just like, I don't

00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:35.079
know what to expect. I don't know. For me, I

00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:37.940
don't know people here. I don't know. For me,

00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:42.720
it's always logistical issues. Like, are we going

00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:44.460
to get a seat? Are we going to be able to do

00:29:44.460 --> 00:29:45.859
this? Are we going to have problems checking

00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:50.619
in? I don't get nervous based off of what we're

00:29:50.619 --> 00:29:53.720
doing. Like, we're going to an LS thing. That

00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:57.349
part, I'm well past that. I just get nervous

00:29:57.349 --> 00:29:58.869
of the fact that I don't know what check -in

00:29:58.869 --> 00:30:01.490
looks like. I bought tickets online. Are these

00:30:01.490 --> 00:30:03.829
tickets going to be good? Am I going to have

00:30:03.829 --> 00:30:07.650
to fight somebody? We just drove three hours

00:30:07.650 --> 00:30:10.910
and flew eight. Three hours and we couldn't check

00:30:10.910 --> 00:30:12.670
into our hotel because we were really early.

00:30:12.809 --> 00:30:17.029
So it made sense. So we had to leave our stuff

00:30:17.029 --> 00:30:19.430
in our car and then we had to figure out, well...

00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:23.079
Do we drive there and then leave the car there?

00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:25.000
So I called them and they said, no, if you leave

00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.519
it overnight, it's going to get towed. So then

00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:29.180
we like, all right, came back and we're like,

00:30:29.259 --> 00:30:31.119
but then you're like, I have to go to the bathroom

00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:33.579
and the freaking hotel's restroom was out of

00:30:33.579 --> 00:30:37.240
order. So we walked to a Denny's. So it was like

00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:40.980
the whole initial process was just a lot of extra

00:30:40.980 --> 00:30:43.720
like, and in my mind, I'm already having FOMO

00:30:43.720 --> 00:30:46.119
cause the place is already open an hour. So I'm

00:30:46.119 --> 00:30:48.130
like, You're like, let's get going. And I'm like,

00:30:48.309 --> 00:30:51.670
I need a minute. I need to compose myself because

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:54.190
I was just like, oh, my gosh, this is a lot.

00:30:54.750 --> 00:30:56.750
Yeah. Things that I thought was going to happen

00:30:56.750 --> 00:31:01.769
didn't happen. And I just yeah, I didn't really

00:31:01.769 --> 00:31:05.069
know what to expect. And then our Uber canceled

00:31:05.069 --> 00:31:08.549
or no, our Uber of our Uber. So check this out,

00:31:08.990 --> 00:31:11.730
guys. We've never had this. On top of you having

00:31:11.730 --> 00:31:14.569
Phonomo and me having a little bit of anxiety.

00:31:15.170 --> 00:31:19.769
We live and die by Ubers and Lifts. I use them

00:31:19.769 --> 00:31:22.990
all the time, never have an issue. I'm five -star

00:31:22.990 --> 00:31:25.210
rated all across the board. Well, except for,

00:31:25.210 --> 00:31:26.569
I don't know, I think you fucked up my rating.

00:31:27.529 --> 00:31:31.809
You and your friends. But anyways, so we called

00:31:31.809 --> 00:31:35.099
an Uber. to our hotel. I know how to operate

00:31:35.099 --> 00:31:38.259
the app. I know. Like I said, I'm a professional.

00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:42.160
I have over a six million rides. I know how to

00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:44.880
place the dot where you are. I know how to do

00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:47.319
it. So I'm standing there. We're standing outside

00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:49.579
of the hotel at the recommended drop off or pickup

00:31:49.579 --> 00:31:54.819
point. I call the Uber and it's right there on

00:31:54.819 --> 00:31:57.500
the dot where we're standing. All right. Cool.

00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:00.349
The secrets. It's like, Less than a mile walk,

00:32:00.369 --> 00:32:02.849
which again, we should have just walked, but

00:32:02.849 --> 00:32:06.329
sure. So we're standing there. All of a sudden

00:32:06.329 --> 00:32:10.450
the app says, uh, your driver's here. We'll pick

00:32:10.450 --> 00:32:13.289
you up in a second. And then it's like, and then

00:32:13.289 --> 00:32:16.829
all of a sudden it's like. Acting like it's taken

00:32:16.829 --> 00:32:19.109
us to our destination. And I'm still standing

00:32:19.109 --> 00:32:21.869
in the parking lot of the hotel, which is right

00:32:21.869 --> 00:32:24.230
around the corner. And I'm following the guy

00:32:24.230 --> 00:32:27.950
and he is like in the other direction from us.

00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.039
He's not nowhere near our hotel, but he's driving

00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:36.299
to secrets. And so he, for whatever reason, said

00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:39.480
that he picked us up. Like, you know, I don't

00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:41.279
understand how the app didn't figure that out.

00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.640
Yeah. Two miles away. It allowed him to say he

00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:48.299
picked us up and then he goes to secrets and

00:32:48.299 --> 00:32:51.000
then he texts me. I'm here. Like, where are you?

00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:53.460
You called him trying to figure out what he was

00:32:53.460 --> 00:32:54.900
doing. I'm like, where are you, bro? And he's

00:32:54.900 --> 00:32:57.640
like, I'm at secrets. Where are you? I'm like,

00:32:57.690 --> 00:33:01.250
I'm it says I'm in your car, but I'm not and

00:33:01.250 --> 00:33:04.009
we and he had like broken English and I don't

00:33:04.009 --> 00:33:06.869
speak any Spanish So we're trying to figure it

00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:09.089
out. Eventually. I just I'm getting pissed cuz

00:33:09.089 --> 00:33:11.089
he's saying like no, no, no, you did it wrong.

00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:15.890
I'm like So like this is on top of all the other

00:33:15.890 --> 00:33:19.569
shit and we're just like, alright I was like

00:33:19.569 --> 00:33:23.390
maybe we shouldn't go Yeah, we drove three hours

00:33:23.390 --> 00:33:25.509
so I'm like cancel he's like you cancel like

00:33:25.509 --> 00:33:28.440
you can't Wait, did we ever check if we got charged

00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:32.740
for that? I don't know. I'm over it. So anyways,

00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:35.960
we called another one and that one came no problem.

00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:39.940
He figured it out. Somehow, some way he figured

00:33:39.940 --> 00:33:43.119
out that we're at the hotel. But anyway, so we

00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:46.140
get to the hotel or to the resort finally. Yeah.

00:33:46.980 --> 00:33:50.240
And we pulled in and there's a security guard

00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:53.880
at the front gate and he kind of looks at us.

00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:55.799
We get out of the Uber. He points us to the front

00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.720
door. And we start walking to the front door.

00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:03.279
And what happened with you? What do you mean?

00:34:03.339 --> 00:34:05.140
What happened with me? Absolutely nothing. I

00:34:05.140 --> 00:34:07.559
was just I was trying to see if you were like,

00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:09.239
I was like, what are you talking about? I'm like,

00:34:09.260 --> 00:34:10.880
are you literally going to give them step by

00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:14.980
step? Yes. So this is the step by step. It takes

00:34:14.980 --> 00:34:17.280
40 steps to get to the door from the guard gate.

00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:22.179
Now it's fifty five. So so we get in the we get

00:34:22.179 --> 00:34:25.550
in the front door and it's like. It's dope. It's

00:34:25.550 --> 00:34:28.250
like it's like a full -on resort like it's yeah

00:34:28.250 --> 00:34:30.969
a whole check -in like the whole check -in desk

00:34:30.969 --> 00:34:35.690
like a hotel yeah, yeah, like everything everywhere

00:34:35.690 --> 00:34:40.730
we have in California is Anything that resembles

00:34:40.730 --> 00:34:43.989
a resort is much smaller scale like the check.

00:34:44.010 --> 00:34:47.510
Yeah, I see what you're talking about and It's

00:34:47.510 --> 00:34:51.090
BYOB. It's it's which makes it a lot cheaper

00:34:51.090 --> 00:34:58.940
spoiler alert Come to California But nothing

00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:02.440
nothing that we have been to have felt like this

00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:05.260
Level of resort like I walked in and I was like

00:35:05.260 --> 00:35:07.920
damn we're wearing like a fucking resort like

00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:11.599
a real deal and They checked us in my tickets

00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:16.860
worked Yay, yay. Well, the thing of that was

00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:19.320
weird about the tickets is if you go onto the

00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:23.320
website and You click on their events at least

00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:28.659
for the month I was in, like you click on Fridays,

00:35:28.940 --> 00:35:31.860
like Friday, March 22nd, whatever it was, you

00:35:31.860 --> 00:35:35.119
click on that Friday, it would show you Saturday's

00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:37.539
events. You click on Saturday, it would show

00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:39.659
you Sunday. So it was like, everything was like

00:35:39.659 --> 00:35:43.860
pushed a day. So when I went to buy tickets,

00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:47.480
it was under Friday, but on the ticket, it was

00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.159
Saturday. So the ticket had like two different.

00:35:51.019 --> 00:35:53.800
conflicting informations on it. So I was a little

00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:57.179
like, I was kind of ready to be like, well, just

00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:58.619
shit ain't right. You know what I mean? So I

00:35:58.619 --> 00:36:01.820
kind of already built up like a possible scenario

00:36:01.820 --> 00:36:03.519
in my head of, you know, this ain't gonna work,

00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.539
but it worked just fine. You're wild. Well, it

00:36:05.539 --> 00:36:07.780
was Friday and Saturday and I went, what the

00:36:07.780 --> 00:36:11.699
fuck? So what was your first impression when

00:36:11.699 --> 00:36:17.480
we walked in? Yeah, it was a big counter. I noticed

00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:21.269
the promoter of eye candy. And because he was

00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:22.949
up there talking to everybody and I was like,

00:36:23.010 --> 00:36:25.150
OK, this is somebody who knows all these people.

00:36:25.289 --> 00:36:27.469
Dude is wild. Yeah. He was all over the place

00:36:27.469 --> 00:36:31.610
and like, yeah, had a lot of they they have an

00:36:31.610 --> 00:36:35.309
energy drink. He drank a lot of them. Yeah. He

00:36:35.309 --> 00:36:38.230
had a keg of energy drink. Yeah. I forgot his

00:36:38.230 --> 00:36:40.849
name. I don't want to put his name out there

00:36:40.849 --> 00:36:43.170
just in case. I don't know. They have a podcast.

00:36:43.550 --> 00:36:45.710
I don't know. OK. I don't remember his name,

00:36:46.030 --> 00:36:47.389
though. Anyway, we'll just say the eye candy

00:36:47.389 --> 00:36:52.860
promoter. Yeah. It was a guy and a girl. Yeah,

00:36:52.860 --> 00:36:55.119
but I just he was in the lobby. He was the one

00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:57.300
that we saw Yeah, we had a sign something saying

00:36:57.300 --> 00:37:00.599
we won't sue them We also had to sign something

00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:05.940
saying if we wanted to purchase One of their

00:37:05.940 --> 00:37:09.599
condos, oh, yeah, I was actually on their website

00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:12.900
they have some for sale Yeah, the thing that

00:37:12.900 --> 00:37:15.239
said are you interested? So the way secret maybe

00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:18.059
our retirement plan. I don't know the way secrets

00:37:18.059 --> 00:37:23.070
is is It is a resort and they have rooms on site,

00:37:23.070 --> 00:37:27.449
but the rooms are all Kind of privately owned

00:37:27.449 --> 00:37:32.550
So each like the owners of the rooms you buy

00:37:32.550 --> 00:37:36.389
it like a condo basically and then you can stay

00:37:36.389 --> 00:37:38.730
there for X amount of days and you rent it out

00:37:38.730 --> 00:37:41.250
just like a like almost like an Airbnb but a

00:37:41.250 --> 00:37:44.030
lot of the rooms have like Different themes to

00:37:44.030 --> 00:37:46.190
it. We didn't explore any of the rooms. I know

00:37:46.190 --> 00:37:48.590
which I'm kind of sad. We were there for one

00:37:48.590 --> 00:37:52.090
day And there was a lot to see and a lot to do

00:37:52.090 --> 00:37:54.230
and a lot of people there and a lot of people

00:37:54.230 --> 00:37:59.170
to do. There was a lot going on. So but just

00:37:59.170 --> 00:38:01.429
just from all the podcasts that I listen to,

00:38:01.429 --> 00:38:04.590
it's you can like buy the room, you can modify

00:38:04.590 --> 00:38:06.869
the room and there's different levels to the

00:38:06.869 --> 00:38:10.130
rooms. So, yeah, when you go there, you basically

00:38:10.130 --> 00:38:11.670
say, do you want to take a tour of the rooms?

00:38:11.750 --> 00:38:15.130
Almost like a timeshare. Yeah. If we lived in

00:38:15.130 --> 00:38:18.840
Florida, I would have 100 percent. Own a room

00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:22.900
there. Yeah But we don't go to Florida but every

00:38:22.900 --> 00:38:27.500
two years It wouldn't be a I mean, it's a it's

00:38:27.500 --> 00:38:32.159
a good income cuz yeah, anyways, okay So here's

00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:35.679
the thing How much so in monthly other thing

00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:37.780
I noticed and it might have been because of the

00:38:37.780 --> 00:38:41.099
eye candy Event that was there and it was a really

00:38:41.099 --> 00:38:43.059
big event and they told us that they said they

00:38:43.059 --> 00:38:46.519
were busy because You know one of their biggest

00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:51.019
groups were there, which was eye candy. But they

00:38:51.019 --> 00:38:53.000
didn't give us any kind of tour, not even just

00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:57.179
talking about like. The rooms, but just like

00:38:57.179 --> 00:39:00.340
it was just kind of like, OK, there's the pool,

00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:01.880
like head down the hallway, there's the pool

00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:04.679
and we're kind of like, uh, and we wanted to

00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:06.760
find lockers. Well, the first direction was to

00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:08.619
the restrooms and we couldn't even find that

00:39:08.619 --> 00:39:10.559
because she said she said the second door on

00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:12.719
your left and it was actually the second door

00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:15.969
on your right. So we're like walking around you're

00:39:15.969 --> 00:39:17.409
right. Yeah, we're like walking around we couldn't

00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:20.070
even second It was the third door. Yeah, our

00:39:20.070 --> 00:39:24.090
first our first set of directions failed us We

00:39:24.090 --> 00:39:31.449
found it eventually But yeah, so That was one

00:39:31.449 --> 00:39:34.230
thing I was like, okay So that didn't help with

00:39:34.230 --> 00:39:35.889
my anxiety because I was like where the fuck

00:39:35.889 --> 00:39:38.429
are we going? What are we walking into and then

00:39:38.429 --> 00:39:41.150
the door we open the doors and it's like the

00:39:41.150 --> 00:39:45.059
party was going and it was 1030 or 11 o 'clock.

00:39:45.099 --> 00:39:46.719
Yeah, it was pretty early. It was pretty early

00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:49.920
and it was a Decent amount of people it got way

00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.760
busier later, but it was a decent all the chairs

00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:54.780
were taken all the chairs had towels on them

00:39:54.780 --> 00:39:59.000
and Which was fine we're not chair sitting people

00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:04.139
yeah, but I had a big old backpack and I Lockers

00:40:04.139 --> 00:40:06.320
and they're like, oh they're in the playroom

00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:08.440
But you know, but then we went to the playroom

00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:10.880
and the playroom was closed and we're like, okay,

00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:12.519
so then we were like Fuck it, we just went to

00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:15.880
the bar and we met a really cute bartender and

00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.199
I can't remember her name, but she was very cute.

00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:20.940
She had a name? Yeah. She was very cute. And

00:40:20.940 --> 00:40:22.579
so we talked to her for a little bit and then

00:40:22.579 --> 00:40:23.920
she kind of said, well, they should be open in

00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:27.619
a little bit. So we went over and they were.

00:40:27.739 --> 00:40:29.619
So we finally got a locker, which was good because

00:40:29.619 --> 00:40:30.880
then, like, you don't want to carry a bunch of

00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.929
shit around. Yeah. And then we got kind of got

00:40:34.929 --> 00:40:36.750
it. We went to the other bar We were in the tiki

00:40:36.750 --> 00:40:40.070
bar first and really it was it was like how Florida

00:40:40.070 --> 00:40:44.510
calls tiki bars It was basically a hut with palm

00:40:44.510 --> 00:40:52.369
fronds In Florida they consider tiki is very

00:40:52.369 --> 00:40:55.610
different than like if you go to like Vegas or

00:40:55.610 --> 00:40:57.929
California or other places where tiki bar has

00:40:57.929 --> 00:41:01.309
a vibe It's got a whole drinks. It's got its

00:41:01.309 --> 00:41:06.210
own Like just have like Polynesian. Yeah, it's

00:41:06.210 --> 00:41:09.469
it's its own like. Yeah, it's just its own vibe.

00:41:09.590 --> 00:41:11.030
It's like if you say you go to a dive bar, if

00:41:11.030 --> 00:41:14.769
you go to it just has its has a vibe. So but

00:41:14.769 --> 00:41:19.230
in Florida, any building they've put palm palm

00:41:19.230 --> 00:41:22.489
dead palm fronds on, they are now calling it

00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:24.309
a tiki bar. And that was the same with secrets.

00:41:24.329 --> 00:41:26.769
They basically put a had a pull out a huge pull

00:41:26.769 --> 00:41:30.710
up structure. And yes, that was a tiki bar. So.

00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:35.920
If you're a tiki connoisseur, enthusiast, shall

00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.510
we say. It's not a tiki bar. It's not a tiki

00:41:39.510 --> 00:41:42.429
bar. It's a tiki. Don't go there asking for like

00:41:42.429 --> 00:41:44.969
a zombie or something like painkiller. You're

00:41:44.969 --> 00:41:47.969
not going to get any kind of like special mug.

00:41:48.190 --> 00:41:50.329
You're going to get a cute girl and a thong serving

00:41:50.329 --> 00:41:52.809
you. And that's fine. I'm fine with that. I'm

00:41:52.809 --> 00:41:55.829
fine with that. Just don't just lower your expectations

00:41:55.829 --> 00:41:58.710
on the tiki bar part. Yeah. Well, that was the

00:41:58.710 --> 00:42:00.550
thing when we were talking, I think we probably

00:42:00.550 --> 00:42:04.369
talked about it on the on the the drive up. I

00:42:04.369 --> 00:42:06.940
was like, Tiki bar like I was looking for the

00:42:06.940 --> 00:42:09.079
menu to see if they have any additional Tiki.

00:42:09.079 --> 00:42:13.719
No, no, no, no, they don't but the T the girl

00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:15.780
in the tiki bar. She made you a cocktail you

00:42:15.780 --> 00:42:18.980
liked Yeah, she made me like a version of like

00:42:18.980 --> 00:42:23.199
a Bahama mama. Yeah Slash she had you good on

00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:26.599
my tie thing So we did that and so then we went

00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:28.460
and got a couple more drinks. So by this time

00:42:28.460 --> 00:42:32.269
I mean our plan was to meet Carlos and Autumn

00:42:32.269 --> 00:42:35.309
there, but they had gone Friday before, so they

00:42:35.309 --> 00:42:37.369
were still sleeping, because they had a long,

00:42:38.010 --> 00:42:40.269
crazy night the night before. Yeah, we texted

00:42:40.269 --> 00:42:43.449
them when we were having Uber issues. And I think

00:42:43.449 --> 00:42:45.550
they didn't even go to bed until like four or

00:42:45.550 --> 00:42:47.710
five a .m. And then we were there at like 11,

00:42:48.449 --> 00:42:51.489
texting them. So I was like, all right, we're

00:42:51.489 --> 00:42:53.329
here, blah, blah, blah. And they're like, cool,

00:42:53.409 --> 00:42:55.650
we'll be there in a little bit. Yeah. So we ended

00:42:55.650 --> 00:42:59.960
up going to... The original like middle bar like

00:42:59.960 --> 00:43:02.880
yeah, the other bar by like in between the Jacuzzi's

00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:06.119
much smaller bar. Yeah But there were chairs

00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:09.559
at the bar. Yeah, so it just seemed like I was

00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:12.760
kind of looking for a spot that I could still

00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.199
interact with people but like they had to come

00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:17.920
to me and like yeah, you can just have cop cat

00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:22.059
like casual conversations at the bar versus being

00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:25.539
Kind of just walking aimlessly in the area I

00:43:25.539 --> 00:43:28.539
didn't really know or like in the pool was was

00:43:28.539 --> 00:43:30.760
there But there was probably five people in the

00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:32.880
pool at this point there wasn't popping So I

00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:34.000
was like I don't really want to get in the pool

00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:35.440
because then we're just gonna end up talking

00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.900
to each other Which is fine, but that's you kind

00:43:37.900 --> 00:43:39.880
of annoying me though. We just spent three hours

00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:42.699
together in the car exactly So I was like you

00:43:42.699 --> 00:43:45.119
slept in that's why I was like, okay Let's go

00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.440
to this bar where there's stools so we can sit

00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:49.360
around it and then as people come in we can kind

00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.639
of bullshit with them and Talk and get a little

00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:54.659
more comfortable. This is going to come into

00:43:54.659 --> 00:44:00.039
play a little bit later as well. Did I talk about

00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.139
a hurt in my back in the previous episode? I

00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:04.360
have no idea. Probably because you've been bitching

00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:08.820
about it for like fucking three months. Three

00:44:08.820 --> 00:44:13.460
months? Feels like eternity. Same girl, same.

00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:22.440
Like our marriage. I'm in construction and I

00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:24.800
do construction things and I get construction

00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:29.980
injuries so a while like two months now I I twisted

00:44:29.980 --> 00:44:32.260
my ankle really bad that fucked me up a little

00:44:32.260 --> 00:44:36.699
bit and then a couple of days before a vacation

00:44:36.699 --> 00:44:40.599
Because of my ankle being all weird I was walking

00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.679
weird and you know favoring it I ended up pulling

00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:46.280
something in my back. I've always had lower back

00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:49.159
issues So I pulled something to my back that

00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:53.119
fucked me up pretty good. So going into our Florida

00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:56.659
vacation, I was hobbling pretty bad, like sitting

00:44:56.659 --> 00:44:59.679
in the car or sitting in the airplane was just

00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:02.820
torture. And then of course, we had this three

00:45:02.820 --> 00:45:05.659
hour drive to Orlando, like every hour I had

00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:07.340
to stop and stretch, I could barely get out of

00:45:07.340 --> 00:45:11.019
the car. I was hurting pretty good. Yeah. So

00:45:11.019 --> 00:45:13.280
when you were talking about sit and I was like,

00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:16.360
we need to sit. Yeah. Like my back is screaming

00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:20.809
at me and Was trying to drink it away, but I'm

00:45:20.809 --> 00:45:23.309
this kind of comes into play later. I was like

00:45:23.309 --> 00:45:26.590
while I had a great time I was just anybody that

00:45:26.590 --> 00:45:29.909
has like chronic back pain knows it just it fucks

00:45:29.909 --> 00:45:33.969
with your Yeah, like it just it stops you from

00:45:33.969 --> 00:45:38.170
like Getting like too happy. Yes, you could say

00:45:38.170 --> 00:45:41.170
cuz it's just your body is just fighting all

00:45:41.170 --> 00:45:43.570
day long Just to stay upright and it just kind

00:45:43.570 --> 00:45:45.090
of fucks it but we'll talk about more of that.

00:45:45.130 --> 00:45:49.159
But should I call the ambulance? Can you go give

00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:51.400
me a glass of suck it up juice, please? A glass

00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:55.039
of suck it up juice. That's like the guy at the

00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:59.079
bartender Key West say. He said something and

00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.179
I told him about the suck it up juice line. He's

00:46:01.179 --> 00:46:06.179
like, I'm using that one. But anyways, so when

00:46:06.179 --> 00:46:08.239
you were like, let's sit at the middle bar, I'm

00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:11.000
like, yes. Yeah. Well, my thought wasn't about

00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:13.360
your back. My thought was just about the social

00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:16.599
aspect of it. I was social aspect, but I'm also

00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:21.519
gay. My back is screaming. So we're sitting there

00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:25.860
and we're kind of looking around, you know, just

00:46:25.860 --> 00:46:28.679
we're expecting Carlos and Autumn at some point

00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:31.559
to kind of come in. And you had asked me if I

00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:34.659
knew what they look like. So nothing on their

00:46:34.659 --> 00:46:40.280
profile shows what they look like. But a while

00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:43.179
ago, they posted like, no, actually it was the

00:46:43.179 --> 00:46:47.730
Friday night of the They were there on Friday

00:46:47.730 --> 00:46:51.429
night. They posted like one picture of them in

00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:55.650
the 360 thing. Oh got it So I saw what they looked

00:46:55.650 --> 00:46:59.449
like there and I'm like, okay I had a pretty

00:46:59.449 --> 00:47:03.269
good idea like physically face wise I didn't

00:47:03.269 --> 00:47:06.690
really know for sure but So we were standing

00:47:06.690 --> 00:47:09.610
there and then a couple were sitting there and

00:47:09.610 --> 00:47:12.150
then a couple walks by with a bunch of hats that

00:47:12.150 --> 00:47:14.829
say Swinger Couch Podcast on it. I'm like, I

00:47:14.829 --> 00:47:17.309
think that might be them. You know, I'm fucking

00:47:17.309 --> 00:47:19.030
brilliant. I'm like FBI over here. Yeah, you

00:47:19.030 --> 00:47:22.150
are. I'm like, hey, CIA. I think that's them.

00:47:23.690 --> 00:47:26.789
So I'm the FBI Female Body Inspector. Yeah, I

00:47:26.789 --> 00:47:28.989
knew that was going. So they walked by us and

00:47:28.989 --> 00:47:31.110
I yelled out, Carlos, autumn. And they turn and

00:47:31.110 --> 00:47:34.389
I came over and lo and behold, it was them. We

00:47:34.389 --> 00:47:38.280
finally met. the infamous and famous infamous

00:47:38.280 --> 00:47:43.000
and famous famously uh carlos my latin lover

00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.099
and autumn sins i finally met them i wonder if

00:47:46.099 --> 00:47:49.900
that's their real last name sense no that's definitely

00:47:49.900 --> 00:47:51.320
not their last name i don't know why i thought

00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:53.500
that i didn't ask them that they were talking

00:47:53.500 --> 00:47:56.960
to them well it's it was carlos and autumn sins

00:47:56.960 --> 00:47:59.500
was kind of like her her pseudonym oh like they

00:47:59.500 --> 00:48:03.460
sin yeah but now they call themselves the sins

00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:10.110
because of the sweets ah yeah so yeah i dig they

00:48:10.110 --> 00:48:12.010
that's right you don't listen so you don't know

00:48:12.010 --> 00:48:16.170
all the sweets so now on discord he's mr sins

00:48:16.170 --> 00:48:19.530
she's still uh autumn autumn sins but he's mr

00:48:19.530 --> 00:48:21.889
sins so they kind of so he switched from carlos

00:48:21.889 --> 00:48:23.610
your well because he's only your latin lover

00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:29.710
now he's my latin lover so uh so yeah we finally

00:48:29.710 --> 00:48:34.659
met them and um She said she was looking for

00:48:34.659 --> 00:48:38.780
the tall white boy. And apparently I'm the tall

00:48:38.780 --> 00:48:42.699
white boy. You were sitting though. I was sitting.

00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:44.400
I think when I stood up she's like, oh, you're

00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:47.820
the tall white boy. So yeah, it was so awesome

00:48:47.820 --> 00:48:49.880
to finally meet them. Like we've been talking

00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:52.039
to them on Discord, talking to them. It was super

00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:55.059
easy to talk to. Like the vibe was super good.

00:48:55.219 --> 00:48:57.039
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt like we'd known them

00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.119
for... Yeah, I mean you talk but you talk to

00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:01.619
them in discord and you talk to them Like you

00:49:01.619 --> 00:49:03.760
guys you listen to each other's pot. Well, you

00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:06.059
listen to the podcast. I think carlos listens

00:49:06.059 --> 00:49:09.500
to ours Yeah, I know autumn's not a big listener

00:49:09.500 --> 00:49:11.440
from what I understand and I don't really listen

00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:13.380
I mean i'll listen to every once in a while to

00:49:13.380 --> 00:49:18.719
one but um So you I would get feeling like you

00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:22.079
knew them because of all of that, but for me

00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.699
I've that's not my experience, but I felt like

00:49:25.699 --> 00:49:28.500
it felt very natural. I don't want to say like,

00:49:28.699 --> 00:49:30.480
oh, it was like, but the vibe was good. Yeah,

00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:33.679
super good vibe. Good people. Yeah, good people.

00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:38.820
So see, what do we do from there? I feel like

00:49:38.820 --> 00:49:41.599
we kind of just hung out for a bit. Had some

00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:45.340
drinks. Yeah, we we actually and then we we were

00:49:45.340 --> 00:49:49.059
drinking doubles. From the time we got there,

00:49:49.059 --> 00:49:51.679
we were drinking doubles. So some of this is

00:49:51.679 --> 00:49:55.980
a bit foggy. Some of it. Here's the thing, what's

00:49:55.980 --> 00:49:59.239
funny is, so, Swinger's Couch Podcast, they released

00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.420
their Friday, they were up there a day earlier

00:50:02.420 --> 00:50:06.659
than us, and they said they were gonna let us

00:50:06.659 --> 00:50:10.420
release our Saturday version of events first,

00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:13.139
and then, but I was hoping they would go first,

00:50:13.460 --> 00:50:16.320
because like, help me kind of remember, because,

00:50:16.480 --> 00:50:18.559
yeah, like you said, you know, we were drinking

00:50:18.559 --> 00:50:21.260
like double since like 11 a .m., and we didn't

00:50:21.260 --> 00:50:27.239
stop till. 2am 2 or 3 and our our bill showed

00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:30.119
that yeah, but um, I was kind of like hoping

00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.219
I'm like, oh, that's right one thing that we

00:50:32.219 --> 00:50:34.199
so we might have to do like a recap when they

00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:40.679
release their episode So we honestly we should

00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.320
have done like a one together. Yeah to remind

00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:46.820
each other It's just a yeah the time the time

00:50:46.820 --> 00:50:49.960
zone. Yeah, what we could probably do is is we

00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:54.059
could probably do like a recap Recap a recap

00:50:54.059 --> 00:50:57.039
recap where we could just kind of touch. Yeah

00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.280
touch on stuff that they reminded us touch our

00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:06.800
stuff. They touch my stuff. Carlos has self -tans.

00:51:06.860 --> 00:51:10.960
He is your Latin lover. He has a whip too. Oh

00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:14.019
yeah. He carries on him. So I didn't see the

00:51:14.019 --> 00:51:18.960
whip. We used it later. Really? I spanked myself

00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:23.150
with it. Of course you did. I wanted to see what

00:51:23.150 --> 00:51:26.369
it was all about. So the pool party was really

00:51:26.369 --> 00:51:29.570
fun, but it was kind of tame as far as like things

00:51:29.570 --> 00:51:31.929
go. And I think they kind of mentioned that's

00:51:31.929 --> 00:51:33.670
how it was. And that's how a lot of pool parties

00:51:33.670 --> 00:51:36.369
are that we go to. There's some get a little

00:51:36.369 --> 00:51:41.309
crazier than others. But I will say the pool

00:51:41.309 --> 00:51:44.210
parties we go to at EDR when it was speaking.

00:51:44.610 --> 00:51:46.510
Oh, OK. EDR. That's a whole nother fucking subject.

00:51:47.630 --> 00:51:52.469
EDR. Got pretty wild. Yeah secrets was team.

00:51:52.510 --> 00:51:54.570
Okay. Here's the thing secrets was dope as fuck.

00:51:54.570 --> 00:51:59.769
I enjoyed the shit out of it fun however EDR

00:51:59.769 --> 00:52:05.829
Yeah, yeah Yeah, and I've gotten blowjobs. Yeah,

00:52:05.829 --> 00:52:08.309
I've had like women sitting on my face on my

00:52:08.309 --> 00:52:11.670
head while I'm standing in the pool Yeah, I don't

00:52:11.670 --> 00:52:15.860
know what it is Well, for one, okay, here's I

00:52:15.860 --> 00:52:17.800
can tell you part of what it is. B -Y -O -B,

00:52:17.860 --> 00:52:20.639
you get drunker faster. That, but we were getting

00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:24.480
pretty drunk pretty fast. But, um, the thing

00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.860
is, is that secrets is so big. Yes. The pool

00:52:28.860 --> 00:52:32.400
is so big. It's, but what everybody has said

00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:34.400
about it being crystal clear, like no matter

00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:37.340
what time of day it was, that shit was clear

00:52:37.340 --> 00:52:39.900
as fuck. Like no matter how many people, like

00:52:39.900 --> 00:52:43.030
at one point the pool was full. And it was crystal

00:52:43.030 --> 00:52:45.409
clear. And it was crystal clear. Well, it overturns,

00:52:45.590 --> 00:52:47.730
what does the guy say, every 90 minutes? 90 minutes.

00:52:47.730 --> 00:52:50.889
Every 90 minutes, the water in that pool is fully

00:52:50.889 --> 00:52:52.690
cycled. Fresh water is reheated and cycled back

00:52:52.690 --> 00:52:56.510
into the pool. It was a great temperature. Yes,

00:52:56.590 --> 00:52:57.929
it was warm. It got cold when you got out because

00:52:57.929 --> 00:52:59.150
it was a little bit windy that day. It was windy,

00:52:59.710 --> 00:53:03.909
yeah. And it's still spring. Yeah. Yeah. So,

00:53:04.449 --> 00:53:06.650
but it wasn't like freezing. It was just a little

00:53:06.650 --> 00:53:10.659
chilly when you got out. Yeah. But... And I would

00:53:10.659 --> 00:53:14.960
say like most people were topless. Some were

00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:17.460
naked, but there wasn't a lot of nudity. There

00:53:17.460 --> 00:53:22.480
is more nudity other places we go to. And and

00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.500
it's it's a smaller place. So I think it thinks

00:53:25.500 --> 00:53:31.500
I think it like makes people. Don't know like

00:53:31.500 --> 00:53:33.280
I think it's something about touching people

00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.880
like really that's the thing into people or touching

00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:39.119
people I got EDR kind of pushing you together

00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:42.340
EDR at a big pool party your skin to skin with

00:53:42.340 --> 00:53:45.820
strangers Yeah, this pool it had separation even

00:53:45.820 --> 00:53:49.300
though so there was no there was no forced conversation,

00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:52.420
right? Where at EDR, I had that move where I

00:53:52.420 --> 00:53:54.440
would just kind of back up and I go, oh, excuse

00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:56.579
me, excuse me. And then you're conversating with

00:53:56.579 --> 00:53:58.739
somebody. I've also heard. I mean, we also kind

00:53:58.739 --> 00:54:00.800
of heard, too, that eye candy can be a little

00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:02.780
clicky. I didn't feel it was clicky. Obviously,

00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:04.820
you could tell some people knew each other. Yeah.

00:54:04.820 --> 00:54:06.659
And you could tell they were like kind of groups.

00:54:06.739 --> 00:54:08.739
But I felt like people were very friendly with

00:54:08.739 --> 00:54:10.519
us and talked to us like I talked to several

00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:12.719
people at the bar when I would go up to get drinks

00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:14.980
while I was standing there. The bartender was

00:54:14.980 --> 00:54:18.639
really nice. I mean, the. We met people who listened

00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:20.420
to our podcast. Yeah, we met a few listeners

00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:24.619
and they were super nice. I wouldn't I I would

00:54:24.619 --> 00:54:29.239
say standard clicky. Yeah, but I know you and

00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:33.260
I me personally because of the back issues. I

00:54:33.260 --> 00:54:36.320
wasn't super social. Yeah, I we have a saying

00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:39.260
when I'm feeling feeling feral. Yeah, I wasn't

00:54:39.260 --> 00:54:41.320
Yeah, you weren't feeling I was just like I was

00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:44.690
just there. Yeah. mentally and physically hanging

00:54:44.690 --> 00:54:47.469
on. Yeah, I had a great time, but I was not feral.

00:54:47.730 --> 00:54:50.050
Yeah, you weren't. I was actually probably a

00:54:50.050 --> 00:54:51.630
little more feral than you were. You might have

00:54:51.630 --> 00:54:57.550
been. So. So, yeah, like the pool. Yeah. Super

00:54:57.550 --> 00:55:00.889
clear. Super. I like peed six, seven times. You

00:55:00.889 --> 00:55:06.429
didn't. It was amazing. No. No, I didn't. If

00:55:06.429 --> 00:55:07.789
there's one thing I know about you, it's that

00:55:07.789 --> 00:55:09.849
you're not peeing in a pool. I'm not a pool peer

00:55:09.849 --> 00:55:14.820
now. I'm a rule follower, and that applies to

00:55:14.820 --> 00:55:18.219
all areas of my life. And pool, piano is one

00:55:18.219 --> 00:55:22.809
of them. But yeah, the pool was amazing. The

00:55:22.809 --> 00:55:25.929
eye candy group was very attractive. Yeah, super

00:55:25.929 --> 00:55:27.710
attractive group. I was trying to fly out there

00:55:27.710 --> 00:55:30.030
for Memorial Day weekend. You were you like literally

00:55:30.030 --> 00:55:31.570
while we're there, you're like, we could actually

00:55:31.570 --> 00:55:33.929
come here for Memorial Day weekend. I'm like,

00:55:34.070 --> 00:55:36.869
babe, we're not flying to Florida for Memorial

00:55:36.869 --> 00:55:39.730
Day weekend. You are crazy. You have yet to give

00:55:39.730 --> 00:55:42.849
me a solid reason why not. So just saying. I

00:55:42.849 --> 00:55:47.349
mean, we just paid a shit ton in taxes. That's

00:55:47.349 --> 00:55:52.329
one reason. That's true. So we're going to go

00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:54.670
to Mississippi for Memorial Day weekend. We're

00:55:54.670 --> 00:55:56.630
going nowhere. We're staying home. We're going

00:55:56.630 --> 00:55:59.030
to Vegas, baby. Yeah, probably going to Vegas.

00:55:59.670 --> 00:56:04.969
But anyway, I digress like a motherfucker. You

00:56:04.969 --> 00:56:09.809
digress like a father fucker. It was one person

00:56:09.809 --> 00:56:14.369
on our crew. She had a hat that said, your dad

00:56:14.369 --> 00:56:17.789
is my cardio. I did not see that, but I love

00:56:17.789 --> 00:56:26.420
it. anyway um so i forgot what i was talking

00:56:26.420 --> 00:56:29.179
about so okay so yeah we're not peeking pools

00:56:29.179 --> 00:56:31.760
um but anyway yeah the crowd was super attractive

00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:38.000
um they they had it was high energy yeah the

00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:40.460
pool party was super high energy they had a dj

00:56:40.460 --> 00:56:45.340
they had contests of different things um twerking

00:56:45.340 --> 00:56:48.500
contests and things like that so it was i lost

00:56:48.500 --> 00:56:52.099
it was a vibe at um so at one point um carlos

00:56:52.099 --> 00:56:55.019
and autumn went to go take a nap and then kind

00:56:55.019 --> 00:56:58.440
of refresh for the evening but we stayed because

00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:03.079
that's just what we do and um i found myself

00:57:03.079 --> 00:57:07.400
into a uh pool volleyball rotation that's right

00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:11.119
i went well I went to the bathroom and I went

00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:13.360
to the bar and then I looked out and you're playing

00:57:13.360 --> 00:57:15.239
volleyball. I'm like, yeah. All right. You don't

00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:17.500
even know how to play volleyball in a pool. It

00:57:17.500 --> 00:57:21.019
was fun. It was a great scene. Yeah. So there

00:57:21.019 --> 00:57:25.400
was that. And then, yeah, we met like I'm trying

00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:28.599
to think of people we met, but it's like it's

00:57:28.599 --> 00:57:30.840
kind of a blur a little bit again because of

00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:37.300
our probably how many drinks we had. Yeah. So.

00:57:37.849 --> 00:57:40.849
On the way here in our hit in the streets, we

00:57:40.849 --> 00:57:44.510
are talking about drink prices and how California

00:57:44.510 --> 00:57:49.329
is different than Florida. And we drink all day

00:57:49.329 --> 00:57:53.969
all the time. But yeah, we built that bill up

00:57:53.969 --> 00:58:00.269
like it was it was our job. So Carlos and Autumn

00:58:00.269 --> 00:58:04.500
were like, you guys can drink. For the first

00:58:04.500 --> 00:58:06.099
half of the day. And if any of our local friends

00:58:06.099 --> 00:58:08.320
are listening, they know that's true. There's

00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:10.340
no surprises here, but. That's not a shocker.

00:58:10.559 --> 00:58:12.880
We got there at like 11 ish, whatever it was.

00:58:12.900 --> 00:58:16.300
And then the cute girl in the thong said she

00:58:16.300 --> 00:58:18.420
had to close the tab out at five because that's

00:58:18.420 --> 00:58:21.159
when she rotated out. So I went to close our

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:24.039
bill and it was like four or four fifty. No,

00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:27.400
that was the high one. Yeah, it was like seven.

00:58:27.739 --> 00:58:30.199
Oh, that one was seven? Yeah, because the other

00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:32.139
one was from like five to like. That's true.

00:58:32.219 --> 00:58:35.539
Yeah. Yeah. yeah it was just it was close to

00:58:35.539 --> 00:58:37.920
seven hundred dollars for our first part of the

00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.519
bill it was a lot but i was drinking i don't

00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:44.900
even remember i had i tipped her with my phone

00:58:44.900 --> 00:58:47.079
number but maybe she wrote that out as a cash

00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:52.599
tip i had uh i was drinking the espresso martinis

00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:56.659
and everything was buffalo sours doubles we got

00:58:56.659 --> 00:59:00.340
some coconut shrimp yeah doubles we got double

00:59:00.340 --> 00:59:08.159
coconut It was a lot. Yeah. Yes. So we're currently

00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:11.699
taking donations for our drinking fund. Our drinking

00:59:11.699 --> 00:59:14.320
problem. Tonight I am drinking water because

00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:18.659
that's all we can currently afford. I put a drop

00:59:18.659 --> 00:59:21.179
of food color in it to make it look fancy. So

00:59:21.179 --> 00:59:24.179
we turned over our, we closed that bill and then

00:59:24.179 --> 00:59:26.699
we had to open up another tab. for the nighttime.

00:59:27.599 --> 00:59:31.000
But oh, we were left. We so we did end up leaving

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:35.679
like after we closed our tab. We did end up leaving

00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:38.719
because we had to change and we had food too.

00:59:38.940 --> 00:59:41.420
Oh, yeah, we needed to eat. So we went to the

00:59:41.420 --> 00:59:44.619
Denny's that was right by our hotel. We were

00:59:44.619 --> 00:59:46.300
staying at like the quality and right around

00:59:46.300 --> 00:59:48.559
the corner, which is if you guys go into secrets

00:59:48.559 --> 00:59:50.800
and you can't. And you can't stay at secrets.

00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:53.059
If we ever go back to secrets or when we go back

00:59:53.059 --> 00:59:55.340
to secrets, you have to stay at secrets because

00:59:55.340 --> 00:59:57.420
you can bring your bill. Yeah, your bill would

00:59:57.420 --> 00:59:59.360
be a lot cheaper if you could stay there because

00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:01.179
you could go back to your room and take shots.

01:00:01.340 --> 01:00:03.380
Yeah. And then go back to the pool. You just

01:00:03.380 --> 01:00:07.039
can't bring outside alcohol into the pool. So

01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:10.480
it was. Yeah. And I mean, realistically, they

01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:14.179
don't check your bags that hard. So or your so

01:00:14.179 --> 01:00:17.619
it's like, I mean, you could figure it out. But

01:00:18.769 --> 01:00:27.889
We went to We went to Denny's we ate And then

01:00:27.889 --> 01:00:31.070
we went back to our room to shower and change

01:00:31.070 --> 01:00:34.570
for the night party, which was a Wonderland themed

01:00:34.570 --> 01:00:39.150
yes party and Then see what we do then. Yeah,

01:00:39.409 --> 01:00:43.469
so we changed we changed so I was in like fish

01:00:43.469 --> 01:00:49.789
pink fish nuts and a purple Lingerie like bodysuit

01:00:49.789 --> 01:00:52.329
lingerie, and then I had ears and a tail. I was

01:00:52.329 --> 01:00:56.389
the Cheshire cat and like Like knee -high socks

01:00:56.389 --> 01:00:59.210
and like just like very very sexy a very cute

01:00:59.210 --> 01:01:02.190
little sexy I wanted one trying to rip the thing

01:01:02.190 --> 01:01:03.769
off of you on that long. I'm like, can I rip

01:01:03.769 --> 01:01:08.429
it? You're like no So we leave and then we're

01:01:08.429 --> 01:01:10.929
like gonna go meet up with Carlos and autumn

01:01:10.929 --> 01:01:14.110
in their room to like just because we were gonna

01:01:14.110 --> 01:01:20.579
do a podcast. Yes, so We were in our hotel and

01:01:20.579 --> 01:01:23.360
I'm in just that and I Normally I would wear

01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:25.579
like a coat or like something over it, but I

01:01:25.579 --> 01:01:28.019
don't know I was already drunk so I had zero

01:01:28.019 --> 01:01:31.739
fucks to give you were feeling yourself and I

01:01:31.739 --> 01:01:34.340
Was literally walking around the hotel in that

01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:38.460
outfit like trying to figure out which Like we

01:01:38.460 --> 01:01:40.760
were going up the stairs. I was like in the lobby.

01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:43.380
We were going up the stairs the second floor

01:01:43.380 --> 01:01:47.769
Yeah, let's backtrack just a little bit. So so

01:01:47.769 --> 01:01:49.849
we were kind of sitting around like alright,

01:01:49.989 --> 01:01:52.730
we need to get back and then We were like, well

01:01:52.730 --> 01:01:55.849
do we contact Carlos and like, you know talk

01:01:55.849 --> 01:01:57.469
about a podcast and I was kind of like well,

01:01:57.469 --> 01:02:00.409
I don't want to I Don't want to interfere with

01:02:00.409 --> 01:02:02.050
whatever they're doing, you know, and then they

01:02:02.050 --> 01:02:04.150
actually texted us and said hey You want to come

01:02:04.150 --> 01:02:06.909
over for a quick podcast? I was like sounds good.

01:02:07.170 --> 01:02:10.570
And then he was like, well mrs. R is running

01:02:10.570 --> 01:02:14.130
around in her underwear right now and in autumns

01:02:14.130 --> 01:02:15.849
in the shower getting ready. I'm like We'll be

01:02:15.849 --> 01:02:18.369
there in two seconds. Like don't let anybody

01:02:18.369 --> 01:02:21.269
put their clothes on. So we like run out of the

01:02:21.269 --> 01:02:24.530
room and. The way this hotel set up, there's

01:02:24.530 --> 01:02:27.010
two separate buildings. Yeah. So we were in one

01:02:27.010 --> 01:02:29.170
building. We were in the front building and he

01:02:29.170 --> 01:02:31.909
said we're in room dot dot dot whatever it was.

01:02:32.130 --> 01:02:33.530
To something. So we assumed it was upstairs.

01:02:33.530 --> 01:02:35.329
I just thought it was up. So yeah, we come out

01:02:35.329 --> 01:02:37.329
to a room. We're in the lobby. We're going up

01:02:37.329 --> 01:02:39.610
and down. Look for an elevator. There's no elevators.

01:02:39.989 --> 01:02:41.909
The manager's like, no, you're going to need

01:02:41.909 --> 01:02:44.949
to go outside. And he's like, the guy who's at

01:02:44.949 --> 01:02:47.269
the front desk is like, what the heck? I'm sure

01:02:47.269 --> 01:02:48.670
it's not the first time. I mean, they're right

01:02:48.670 --> 01:02:50.409
down the streets from secrets. And if you can't

01:02:50.409 --> 01:02:51.989
stay at secrets, I'm sure that's where you stay.

01:02:51.980 --> 01:02:55.099
because it's every every person we saw yeah every

01:02:55.099 --> 01:02:57.340
person we saw there was some level of address

01:02:57.340 --> 01:03:00.260
um so then we realized it's in a whole other

01:03:00.260 --> 01:03:02.420
building so then i had to walk outside around

01:03:02.420 --> 01:03:06.940
the building total hooker style but we made it

01:03:06.940 --> 01:03:12.059
we made it and uh we didn't miss it mrs r was

01:03:12.059 --> 01:03:15.000
still running around in her underwear and uh

01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:18.980
autumn was still in the shower so by that point

01:03:18.980 --> 01:03:25.929
um That's when we met Mr. And Mrs. R. R and R.

01:03:26.090 --> 01:03:28.150
No, I don't it's I don't think it's Mr. And Mrs.

01:03:28.150 --> 01:03:31.449
It's just R and R. But I mean we have to I don't

01:03:31.449 --> 01:03:33.510
there's a Mr. And Mrs. part of it. But I don't

01:03:33.510 --> 01:03:35.449
think they're married yet. It doesn't matter.

01:03:35.789 --> 01:03:38.630
So Miss. It doesn't matter. I'm calling him Mr.

01:03:38.670 --> 01:03:45.250
And Mrs. R. So ladies and gentlemen, I got to

01:03:45.250 --> 01:03:51.469
see Autumn. completely naked. That's right. She

01:03:51.469 --> 01:03:54.530
came out of the shower in a towel and she may

01:03:54.530 --> 01:03:59.789
or may not have flashed everybody. I saw her

01:03:59.789 --> 01:04:06.389
culito and it was very nice. Very nice. Very

01:04:06.389 --> 01:04:09.130
nice. What's that? You're saying it like it's

01:04:09.130 --> 01:04:15.190
a secret. So yeah, so we we walked into a party.

01:04:15.420 --> 01:04:17.500
Yeah, there was a lot going on in there was a

01:04:17.500 --> 01:04:22.059
lot going on so Yeah, so we all just kind of

01:04:22.059 --> 01:04:24.539
like hung out a little bit there had us some

01:04:24.539 --> 01:04:28.840
drinks there and then Mr. Carlos said hey, let's

01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:32.300
pull out our microphones and record this shit

01:04:32.300 --> 01:04:37.980
show So I as of this recording have not listened

01:04:37.980 --> 01:04:43.159
to this I believe he did and I believe he said

01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:46.179
it's a shit show So I'm just going to trust him

01:04:46.179 --> 01:04:50.280
and um, most of what we do is a shit show. So

01:04:50.280 --> 01:04:51.920
yeah, I don't think we've ever done anything

01:04:51.920 --> 01:04:54.619
that wasn't a shit show. So I'm going to go ahead

01:04:54.619 --> 01:04:56.880
and drop that interview right now. This is a

01:04:56.880 --> 01:05:00.719
world premiere. Oh yeah. Cause we get to drop

01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:03.699
it first. Yeah. Cause uh, according to them,

01:05:03.780 --> 01:05:07.099
we're the, we're the visiting team. So we get

01:05:07.099 --> 01:05:11.900
to drop it. So this is a world. Like it's hot.

01:05:12.039 --> 01:05:14.280
Like it's hot. So this is the world premiere

01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:19.699
of, um, the secrets hotel shit show interview

01:05:19.699 --> 01:05:25.920
with, um, you, me, Carlos autumn and R and R

01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:30.679
all yelling over two microphones. That are sitting

01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.519
on a, I think a box on the bed. A bud light to

01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:37.719
hold it still. A bud light, a box. Yeah, it wasn't

01:05:37.719 --> 01:05:40.639
very professional. On a bed. But here we go.

01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:42.119
So we're going to drop that right now and we'll

01:05:42.119 --> 01:06:00.920
be back in just a second. So keep shaking it

01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:35.469
up. Bye. This is what we get when we go to a

01:06:35.469 --> 01:06:38.570
fucking lifestyle event and we decide to record

01:06:38.570 --> 01:06:40.750
a fucking podcast with a whole bunch of people

01:06:40.750 --> 01:06:42.550
in the same room. It's so weird listening to

01:06:42.550 --> 01:06:47.889
myself and listening to you. So we got the ghetto

01:06:47.889 --> 01:06:53.210
set up in here. We got people in panties. We

01:06:53.210 --> 01:07:01.409
got love plugs. How's it been right now? How's

01:07:01.409 --> 01:07:03.670
it been? How's it feeling? It's nice in my culito.

01:07:05.349 --> 01:07:09.489
You're welcome. All right, guys. Now, now I wanted

01:07:09.489 --> 01:07:12.030
to, the one thing I wanted to do with you guys

01:07:12.030 --> 01:07:14.869
is ask a few questions, a few questions, ask

01:07:14.869 --> 01:07:16.849
you guys a few questions about how you guys started

01:07:16.849 --> 01:07:22.929
on the podcast. No one ever. have interview like

01:07:22.929 --> 01:07:24.849
basically us in the podcast and I know the same

01:07:24.849 --> 01:07:27.230
goes with you guys because you guys never had

01:07:27.230 --> 01:07:29.530
anyone like really go to your podcast and ask

01:07:29.530 --> 01:07:31.170
you some of the questions that I would like to

01:07:31.170 --> 01:07:34.170
know. One of the things I always wanted to know

01:07:34.170 --> 01:07:39.730
is when you decided to make the podcast. We decided

01:07:39.730 --> 01:07:42.070
to make the podcast when she decided to make

01:07:42.070 --> 01:07:45.050
the podcast. So she was the one with the idea.

01:07:47.399 --> 01:07:51.380
So my original thought process for the podcast

01:07:51.380 --> 01:07:53.639
was so weird I can hear myself in these headphones.

01:07:53.739 --> 01:07:57.699
I never wear headphones. I wanted to watch porn

01:07:57.699 --> 01:08:02.440
with him and then commentate it. That was my

01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:05.659
original idea was we watch porn and we commentate

01:08:05.659 --> 01:08:11.179
it because it's just funny. Porn is fucking funny.

01:08:11.659 --> 01:08:15.260
It's fucking funny and we would just watch it.

01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:18.640
yeah super i don't know who said that it's me

01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.500
oh it's so weird because in my head i can't even

01:08:21.500 --> 01:08:23.859
i'm like was it you was it you i don't know i'm

01:08:23.859 --> 01:08:30.340
like yeah no because porn is fucking funny and

01:08:30.340 --> 01:08:31.800
so that's what my original thought was he goes

01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:33.920
that's copyright we're going to be able to do

01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:36.300
that there's a lot of copyright issues all right

01:08:36.300 --> 01:08:37.939
you're right yes i'm like yeah i don't want to

01:08:37.939 --> 01:08:39.939
go to that realm yeah so i was like it's not

01:08:39.939 --> 01:08:43.460
fighting people at the door cool idea with that,

01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:45.260
like, you know, you play some clip or something

01:08:45.260 --> 01:08:49.539
from it. We're making zero dollars, but getting

01:08:49.539 --> 01:08:53.260
sued for $3 ,000. That is not a business model.

01:08:53.479 --> 01:08:56.979
So how about we send each other videos or should

01:08:56.979 --> 01:09:00.500
we go and we talk about each video that we make.

01:09:00.739 --> 01:09:02.899
Oh, you know. There we go. You want to watch

01:09:02.899 --> 01:09:13.090
my blowjob video? Now I want to see. Now you

01:09:13.090 --> 01:09:15.829
got my attention. You are good. Yes, very good.

01:09:16.109 --> 01:09:17.689
I don't know how you guys want to do if you want

01:09:17.689 --> 01:09:19.909
to record anything or ask any questions and we

01:09:19.909 --> 01:09:21.670
go set it up. However, you could cut it, whatever

01:09:21.670 --> 01:09:24.529
editing or whatever. But the other thing is,

01:09:24.529 --> 01:09:27.189
so now you say you was the one with the idea

01:09:27.189 --> 01:09:29.390
about the podcast. Who was the one that started

01:09:29.390 --> 01:09:31.590
with the idea of getting into the lifestyle?

01:09:33.489 --> 01:09:36.710
Well, getting into the lifestyle, that's that

01:09:36.710 --> 01:09:39.159
kind of goes all the way back. to I had some

01:09:39.159 --> 01:09:41.239
friends well we had some friends way back when

01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:45.819
we just first started dating yeah and um some

01:09:45.819 --> 01:09:48.880
friends that are still friends to this day uh

01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:52.239
what are them on our uh they are the metro couple

01:09:52.239 --> 01:09:58.319
okay and um they used to go to fa uh freedom

01:09:58.319 --> 01:10:01.180
which is a lifestyle place that's not open anymore

01:10:01.180 --> 01:10:04.000
but it was in southern california okay it was

01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:10.880
like og they uh They, they, she, she, when we

01:10:10.880 --> 01:10:12.840
were younger, had like kind of a little crush

01:10:12.840 --> 01:10:15.159
on her. I was into her too, but we never, we

01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:17.079
never hooked up. We never dated, but we didn't

01:10:17.079 --> 01:10:19.380
stay friends. But at that time they're like,

01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:23.880
Hey, come to this place. It's super sexy. She

01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:26.880
didn't really say what exactly it was. It wasn't

01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:31.119
like, Hey, this is Like, because that was a word

01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:32.899
none of us really knew at that point. But it

01:10:32.899 --> 01:10:35.340
was like, hey, you can come. It's sexy. You can

01:10:35.340 --> 01:10:37.100
be nude. You can have fun with your friends.

01:10:37.220 --> 01:10:39.619
It's like, cool. So we actually went up quite

01:10:39.619 --> 01:10:43.399
a few times and had a great time there. But we

01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:46.859
ended up moving about two to three hours south.

01:10:47.060 --> 01:10:49.899
And we didn't know lifestyle was an actual like

01:10:49.899 --> 01:10:52.020
thing. We just thought, oh, there's one club.

01:10:52.319 --> 01:10:55.119
And that's what they do and that's it. Yeah,

01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:57.899
we didn't realize it was like a whole community

01:10:57.899 --> 01:10:59.920
that we could have just like where we were, we

01:10:59.920 --> 01:11:02.060
could have just like reconnected with people

01:11:02.060 --> 01:11:05.079
where we lived. No, we just thought, oh, we drive

01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:08.380
four hours and we go do this club and then that's

01:11:08.380 --> 01:11:11.479
it. Like we didn't realize it was a lifestyle.

01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:14.220
Right. I guess. So it's kind of a lot more new.

01:11:14.420 --> 01:11:16.779
We knew kind of what was going on, but we had

01:11:16.779 --> 01:11:20.060
zero idea how to reach out to anybody, anything

01:11:20.060 --> 01:11:22.890
outside of this one particular one particular

01:11:22.890 --> 01:11:25.569
friend with this one particular club. Outside

01:11:25.569 --> 01:11:27.109
of that, I was like, we knew nothing. No, thanks

01:11:27.109 --> 01:11:29.449
God for laying in there, right? Right? That's

01:11:29.449 --> 01:11:33.010
what 2020 did was we were literally home just

01:11:33.010 --> 01:11:35.329
staring at each other like, well, what do we

01:11:35.329 --> 01:11:39.710
do now? And it was like, okay, I would love to,

01:11:39.710 --> 01:11:41.590
I love you, but I would love to stare at someone

01:11:41.590 --> 01:11:46.189
else too. Actually, what we were doing with,

01:11:47.010 --> 01:11:49.449
when we were on the lockdown, with the lockdown

01:11:49.449 --> 01:11:54.460
with COVID, we had called Secrets was doing like

01:11:54.460 --> 01:11:59.600
a meetup, virtual meetup, like virtual parties.

01:12:01.380 --> 01:12:04.880
We weren't really part of it. It was interesting.

01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:06.779
We did like once or twice something like that.

01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:09.439
It was fun. So how did you guys get into it?

01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:12.520
Well, I've been in lifestyle since like 20, when

01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:16.359
I was 20. And me and her got together, then we

01:12:16.359 --> 01:12:18.960
ended up going to one of the clubs we used to

01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:23.800
visit, but it's just a vanilla club. and a lot

01:12:23.800 --> 01:12:25.520
of swingers in our town. Actually, the owner

01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:29.760
of Secrets lived in our town. And he was, well,

01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:32.260
a lot of the swingers used to go to the club

01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:35.100
and rent a little VIP section where they used

01:12:35.100 --> 01:12:37.659
to hang out. And I'm just like, are those the

01:12:37.659 --> 01:12:39.300
swingers? I said, yeah, they're the swingers.

01:12:40.039 --> 01:12:42.399
The swingers over there. I'm like, yeah, you

01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:43.819
want to hang out with them? Because I know them.

01:12:45.160 --> 01:12:46.659
You want to hang out with him? She's like, no,

01:12:46.680 --> 01:12:49.800
no, no, no. So I'm thinking like, damn, can she

01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:53.340
be the one that I get in the lifestyle with me?

01:12:53.460 --> 01:12:57.819
She's a little bit interested. And then I'm like,

01:12:57.920 --> 01:12:59.939
well, let me try. Now we have kids. And after

01:12:59.939 --> 01:13:02.260
the kids, you know, things slow down sexually.

01:13:02.340 --> 01:13:05.899
So I'm like, send him a text message. What would

01:13:05.899 --> 01:13:07.859
you like to do with this guy? What about this

01:13:07.859 --> 01:13:09.600
thing? What about this? What was it that we were

01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:13.310
using? I want to say Tinder, but it's not Tinder.

01:13:13.470 --> 01:13:16.529
Really? No Tumblr. Tumblr? Like where you send

01:13:16.529 --> 01:13:19.369
like little gif gifs, whatever they call them,

01:13:19.670 --> 01:13:23.310
and he would send them like these like monstrous

01:13:23.310 --> 01:13:25.850
black guys fucking somebody, and he'd be like,

01:13:26.029 --> 01:13:27.510
it's hot right? You like that right? And I'd

01:13:27.510 --> 01:13:28.909
be like, he'd be on one side of the couch and

01:13:28.909 --> 01:13:32.010
I'd be on the other, and I'd be like, are you

01:13:32.010 --> 01:13:35.239
setting this to me? Is this you? I mean, yeah,

01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:37.560
I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah,

01:13:37.619 --> 01:13:41.180
I'm down. And then we started talking. We fucking.

01:13:41.340 --> 01:13:44.060
And then I'll be like, so you like to be like,

01:13:44.340 --> 01:13:46.739
if I bring another guy right now, will you? And

01:13:46.739 --> 01:13:49.279
she'd be like, yeah, you want to do it. Would

01:13:49.279 --> 01:13:52.159
wait until you were right at that height of ecstasy.

01:13:52.159 --> 01:13:55.060
You know, you will say no to nothing. Yeah. And

01:13:55.060 --> 01:13:57.000
you'd be like, I could bring somebody in right

01:13:57.000 --> 01:13:58.359
now and they could fuck you. I'm like, yeah,

01:13:58.600 --> 01:14:01.600
yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. I don't care. Just fuck

01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:06.510
me harder. So you want to do it? And I'd be like,

01:14:06.609 --> 01:14:08.670
what? Wait, what? That was really weird. What

01:14:08.670 --> 01:14:11.510
did I just agree to? What did I sign off on?

01:14:11.829 --> 01:14:13.710
Yeah. But it was the same with us. Then one day,

01:14:13.850 --> 01:14:16.029
she just came and said, well, let's do it. Let's

01:14:16.029 --> 01:14:19.729
try it. And I tried to do a corny, porn situation.

01:14:20.510 --> 01:14:22.569
I was like, we're going to do this. We're going

01:14:22.569 --> 01:14:24.029
to go to the hotel room. We're going to bring

01:14:24.029 --> 01:14:26.550
the guy. He's going to be the camera guy, the

01:14:26.550 --> 01:14:29.329
videotape guy. We're going to do that like a

01:14:29.329 --> 01:14:32.789
year. But the one guy didn't show up. The guy

01:14:32.789 --> 01:14:34.210
that we were supposed to play with didn't show

01:14:34.210 --> 01:14:37.850
up. So the camera guy ended up taking his place,

01:14:38.409 --> 01:14:41.710
so we saved the night, but yeah, that's how we

01:14:41.710 --> 01:14:46.310
started. What is your guys' dynamic? Or sexual?

01:14:48.369 --> 01:14:51.890
We're full -swapped. We don't prefer like raised

01:14:51.890 --> 01:14:57.850
or anything. I don't do guys. That's bad. Completely

01:14:57.850 --> 01:15:00.130
straight. I don't know, you feel a lot of filter

01:15:00.130 --> 01:15:04.359
by like your leg. I'm not saying I'm not going

01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:06.779
to touch you. I'm just not going to let you do

01:15:06.779 --> 01:15:13.960
me. Also, you're a power bottle. Oh, man. Yeah,

01:15:14.079 --> 01:15:17.000
no, we completely full swap, usually always same

01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:19.439
room. We've done like separate rooms before.

01:15:19.800 --> 01:15:22.359
So it's fun, I think, when the other person's

01:15:22.359 --> 01:15:25.060
not there. Because we'll like totally be like,

01:15:25.159 --> 01:15:29.600
somebody will be like, it's awesome. Yeah. I

01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:31.399
feel like that's so cool. We'll stop for a minute

01:15:31.399 --> 01:15:36.180
and then go back to us. Yeah. I'll be with the

01:15:36.180 --> 01:15:38.680
girl and I'll be banging. I'll be like, look

01:15:38.680 --> 01:15:42.939
at that. Look at the other side. Oh, yes, you're

01:15:42.939 --> 01:15:45.579
riding them hard, right? So I stop it. I sit

01:15:45.579 --> 01:15:50.020
down and watch this shit. The dynamic, whatever

01:15:50.020 --> 01:15:52.680
works. There's a lot of chair in here. Yeah.

01:15:52.760 --> 01:16:00.670
I'm sitting on it. I'm considering myself more

01:16:00.670 --> 01:16:07.250
of a stag and vixen than a cuckhole because I

01:16:07.250 --> 01:16:11.829
don't put up with the humiliation with anyone,

01:16:12.050 --> 01:16:14.409
not just towards me, towards her, towards you,

01:16:14.550 --> 01:16:17.229
towards anybody. If you're within the group,

01:16:17.369 --> 01:16:20.050
I don't... Now, if that's something you like,

01:16:20.550 --> 01:16:22.750
and I know that that's how you guys work it out,

01:16:22.770 --> 01:16:25.369
that's your dynamic, I gotta respect that, but

01:16:25.369 --> 01:16:28.239
anybody that's... around me or hanging out with

01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:30.140
me, especially when, you know, because this is

01:16:30.140 --> 01:16:33.439
sexual and the girls have to feel comfortable

01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:36.479
around us. You know, I I'd rather for you to

01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:38.159
feel comfortable knowing that, you know, I could

01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:41.739
go with Carlos at the at the club and I know

01:16:41.739 --> 01:16:43.659
he's not going to take advantage of me or I know

01:16:43.659 --> 01:16:45.800
he's not going to let nothing else happen to

01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:48.060
me or someone spiked the drink on me or something.

01:16:48.439 --> 01:16:50.420
That's my main concern when it comes to, you

01:16:50.420 --> 01:16:55.300
know, so when I like some light BDSM. You know,

01:16:55.500 --> 01:17:01.859
you saw the fly. I had, last night, I was...

01:17:01.859 --> 01:17:06.399
Actually, I had my little leather paddle that

01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:08.760
I was wearing. I had it last night. Actually,

01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:11.159
I'm taking it tonight and I'm just seeing everywhere.

01:17:11.359 --> 01:17:14.060
Most of the girls. And, you know, but I kind

01:17:14.060 --> 01:17:16.029
of... I ask for consent and most of the girls

01:17:16.029 --> 01:17:17.529
be like, yeah, yeah, no problem. You know what

01:17:17.529 --> 01:17:19.109
I mean? Like, oh, yeah. Oh, they see me be like,

01:17:19.149 --> 01:17:21.050
hey, you hit me with it, you know? Yeah. Most

01:17:21.050 --> 01:17:24.810
girls want to consent to some level. I've never

01:17:24.810 --> 01:17:28.090
met a girl that's like, I'm good, thanks. No,

01:17:28.130 --> 01:17:32.810
they all want the level of it. Yes. No. But at

01:17:32.810 --> 01:17:36.069
the same time, I want every... You just gotta

01:17:36.069 --> 01:17:38.689
bring it out of them. They'll be mean tonight,

01:17:38.729 --> 01:17:42.590
okay? No thanks. No thanks. And they give it

01:17:42.590 --> 01:18:05.140
a few hours later, you're just... I got about

01:18:05.140 --> 01:18:07.000
10 minutes. I don't know how long you guys want

01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:09.520
to record. You guys want to take blue shoes.

01:18:12.470 --> 01:18:15.109
blue shoes for everybody. I never tried one.

01:18:15.510 --> 01:18:18.229
I will take one. Hey, let's go. Oh, everybody's

01:18:18.229 --> 01:18:19.609
just going to be taking blue shoes right now.

01:18:19.710 --> 01:18:23.289
Not right now. Does anybody here not like erections?

01:18:26.010 --> 01:18:29.829
Who says no? You're not going to get an erection

01:18:29.829 --> 01:18:34.090
tonight. Do you have any heart conditions? Do

01:18:34.090 --> 01:18:37.680
you have any heart conditions? I'm low pressure

01:18:37.680 --> 01:18:40.020
too. He's taking Viagra. I'm taking this now.

01:18:40.619 --> 01:18:43.539
This has the active ingredient of Viagra. Oh.

01:18:43.579 --> 01:18:46.479
This is 45 milligrams. It tastes, well, Mr. Sweet

01:18:46.479 --> 01:18:49.760
tells me it tastes like shit. It's not that great.

01:18:50.039 --> 01:18:53.800
I just gave you an empty packet. Have you ever

01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:56.460
taken one? Have you ever taken a Viagra? No.

01:18:56.680 --> 01:19:00.319
Do you have a heart condition? No. He looks like

01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:07.000
a strapping gun, man. Okay, my English, I'm gonna

01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:11.479
talk here for a minute. She said if I have a

01:19:11.479 --> 01:19:13.760
heart condition, that's why I'm taking the blue

01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:16.720
shoe. Because I can't get it hard. So yeah, I

01:19:16.720 --> 01:19:21.319
got a heart condition. So this has nothing to

01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:24.539
do with not being able to get it hard. I'm gonna

01:19:24.539 --> 01:19:30.409
cheer you up. So here's the thing about blue

01:19:30.409 --> 01:19:33.689
shoes, is they're much like Viagra. I wish we

01:19:33.689 --> 01:19:38.289
got paid for this shit to be honest. Blue shoe,

01:19:38.649 --> 01:19:44.170
you should be sponsoring us with this mess. We're

01:19:44.170 --> 01:19:46.390
about 10 guys in here about to take blue shoes.

01:19:47.390 --> 01:19:52.369
So here's the thing about these. We will take

01:19:52.369 --> 01:19:55.510
them. These alone taste like shit. Bluetooth

01:19:55.510 --> 01:20:00.210
work on the taste. But the taste is not the greatest.

01:20:00.789 --> 01:20:02.529
You literally chew them and you eat them. In

01:20:02.529 --> 01:20:05.909
about 30 minutes, they're going to kick in. Everybody

01:20:05.909 --> 01:20:08.109
experiences slightly different symptoms. You

01:20:08.109 --> 01:20:10.409
might feel a little warm, like a little flush

01:20:10.409 --> 01:20:13.409
in your neck. But if you're sitting down, just

01:20:13.409 --> 01:20:15.310
like hanging out, watching TV, you'll feel the

01:20:15.310 --> 01:20:17.050
side effects. But if you get up and you're walking

01:20:17.050 --> 01:20:18.949
around, you probably won't feel it at all. You

01:20:18.949 --> 01:20:21.460
might get like a little bit of a... in here but

01:20:21.460 --> 01:20:23.960
that's just the blood flowing okay yeah now you're

01:20:23.960 --> 01:20:25.859
not gonna get an erection like you're not gonna

01:20:25.859 --> 01:20:29.619
walk around me like however if someone walks

01:20:29.619 --> 01:20:51.659
by and goes One time I took... It was the Viagra

01:20:51.659 --> 01:20:54.560
RSC. I took Viagra because I didn't know which

01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:56.880
one it was. So we took it and we were hanging

01:20:56.880 --> 01:21:00.380
out at one of our friends' house. Lifestyle friends

01:21:00.380 --> 01:21:02.840
and we were staying over there for the weekends.

01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:07.319
And we ended up fucking with them and then they

01:21:07.319 --> 01:21:10.359
went to their room. And we like in this big ass

01:21:10.359 --> 01:21:12.579
room, big ass bed. All them comes around and

01:21:12.579 --> 01:21:14.460
get close to me. My dick go hard. I said, fuck

01:21:14.460 --> 01:21:19.180
it, we going again. So we're done. And we fell

01:21:19.180 --> 01:21:21.359
in. I was sleeping already. She goes, touching

01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:23.699
my leg. I said, OK, we go. We're doing it again.

01:21:24.680 --> 01:21:28.079
Round two, four times. No, we already went two

01:21:28.079 --> 01:21:29.960
rounds before with the first couple. Then I went

01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:32.859
three rounds already. Four times. After the third

01:21:32.859 --> 01:21:34.899
time, I said, listen, don't fucking touch me.

01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:36.920
Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm not touching

01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:39.680
you. Not, seriously. All right, so player three,

01:21:39.680 --> 01:21:42.920
join. Cheers to the Bluetooth. Cheers to the

01:21:42.920 --> 01:21:49.220
Bluetooth team. That chew it, it tastes like

01:21:49.220 --> 01:21:52.380
ass, but you'll get passed out. It tastes like

01:21:52.380 --> 01:21:57.020
the vitamin C fucking... No, I want to eat ass

01:21:57.020 --> 01:22:01.779
in this. It's not bad. It's not fun. That person's

01:22:01.779 --> 01:22:05.140
sweet, the end of it is not good. It has levels.

01:22:09.359 --> 01:22:15.859
Blue juice! No chase girl, blue juice, your pills

01:22:15.859 --> 01:22:20.159
taste good. You're going to sponsor us. We're

01:22:20.159 --> 01:22:22.399
going to come back and get a review on this.

01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:28.859
Fantastic. I have soda. I better lick a dirty

01:22:28.859 --> 01:22:31.640
asshole right now. I'm telling you, we'll be

01:22:31.640 --> 01:22:36.520
a better team. Now, the problem is, how we know

01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:41.420
that shit? You know, we've all been down that

01:22:41.420 --> 01:22:44.680
road. Yes, we all have. Well, let's start cutting

01:22:44.680 --> 01:22:47.180
this thing out, guys. Let's finish getting dressed

01:22:47.180 --> 01:23:07.500
and... All right, everybody, I hope you enjoyed

01:23:07.500 --> 01:23:12.039
that shit show And yes, we are not sponsored

01:23:12.039 --> 01:23:14.420
by blue chew yet either one of us, but it's gonna

01:23:14.420 --> 01:23:21.619
happen so after this we all finally made our

01:23:21.619 --> 01:23:26.100
way back back to secrets what was i wearing i

01:23:26.100 --> 01:23:28.479
don't remember i remember autumn was wearing

01:23:28.479 --> 01:23:33.619
uh the a little like um the rabbit from alice

01:23:33.619 --> 01:23:35.899
in wonderland yes like a little cute little outfit

01:23:35.899 --> 01:23:41.939
and then um ms r was wearing a little black dress

01:23:41.939 --> 01:23:46.770
who's that mrs r And I know what I was wearing.

01:23:47.050 --> 01:23:49.710
And I know Carlos was wearing a King of Hearts

01:23:49.710 --> 01:23:53.189
shirt. Yes. T -shirt. What was I wearing? I don't

01:23:53.189 --> 01:24:02.569
remember, babe. Oh, I was. Oh, I think you just

01:24:02.569 --> 01:24:06.229
wore your matching DJ pineapple. Yes, that matching

01:24:06.229 --> 01:24:11.050
board short. And yes, and like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:15.000
Yeah, that's right. Pineapple. So. So yeah, there's

01:24:15.000 --> 01:24:18.300
pictures there is picture somewhere So yeah,

01:24:18.300 --> 01:24:20.680
we made it back to the venue. Mr. R was wearing

01:24:20.680 --> 01:24:26.340
I think just an open shirt mesh mesh or crocheted

01:24:26.340 --> 01:24:30.979
something like that, right so we got there and

01:24:30.979 --> 01:24:35.020
We walked we walked back into the venue and it

01:24:35.020 --> 01:24:37.939
was all nice and like again the courtyard was

01:24:37.939 --> 01:24:40.300
beautifully lit they had string and lights and

01:24:40.300 --> 01:24:42.579
they had laser beams shooting across the pool

01:24:42.579 --> 01:24:48.180
and I appreciate that type of ambiance. I like

01:24:48.180 --> 01:24:51.600
sound, light in, audio, visual, like all that

01:24:51.600 --> 01:24:55.340
stuff. That's, that's what gets me hard. So,

01:24:55.380 --> 01:25:00.159
um, I came in. So at that point, um, as you heard,

01:25:00.319 --> 01:25:03.319
we all cheers with the blue chew. So at that

01:25:03.319 --> 01:25:05.159
point, it didn't take a whole lot to get me hurt.

01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:09.760
So it was the lasers at that point. So, um, we

01:25:09.760 --> 01:25:13.260
kind of rolled in. We went into inside the club.

01:25:13.260 --> 01:25:15.760
Yeah, I went to the club club was freaking awesome

01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:19.220
It was like a high atrium lasers great sound

01:25:19.220 --> 01:25:24.579
dj the bar the bar Can't which we then spent

01:25:24.579 --> 01:25:27.779
another four hundred dollars Ran up another rack,

01:25:27.779 --> 01:25:30.899
uh for our second half of the day bill. So yeah,

01:25:30.899 --> 01:25:34.539
if you've done the the math We're at eleven hundred

01:25:34.539 --> 01:25:37.239
dollars. That's a lot of money freaking alcohol

01:25:37.239 --> 01:25:40.260
in one day That's a lot of money. We have a problem

01:25:40.670 --> 01:25:43.010
You have a problem or a solution. I don't know

01:25:43.010 --> 01:25:49.989
which So So at that point Everybody was dressed

01:25:49.989 --> 01:25:52.350
a little more sexy. Yeah, it gives I don't know

01:25:52.350 --> 01:25:55.069
Well, not more sexy because I mean earlier in

01:25:55.069 --> 01:25:56.949
the pool. It was like autumn and I were both

01:25:56.949 --> 01:26:01.189
topless I don't know. I feel like Just the vibes

01:26:01.189 --> 01:26:03.430
different. Yeah, it's because it's nice. There's

01:26:03.430 --> 01:26:07.649
pool sexies different than night sexy. Yeah Because

01:26:07.649 --> 01:26:12.399
I was actually more covered. Yeah and uh and

01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:17.340
um yeah so i'm trying to think where did the

01:26:17.340 --> 01:26:19.460
night go from there like so then you were telling

01:26:19.460 --> 01:26:22.659
us you at some point had said the girls should

01:26:22.909 --> 01:26:25.270
Take their tops off or whatever because all of

01:26:25.270 --> 01:26:27.989
us had tops on yeah, and it's usually that tries

01:26:27.989 --> 01:26:31.569
to get people do the top but the thing with There

01:26:31.569 --> 01:26:35.630
is you can't be topless in the club because of

01:26:35.630 --> 01:26:37.949
the fact the laws there You can't sell alcohol

01:26:37.949 --> 01:26:42.029
if people are nude. So I had pasties So I took

01:26:42.029 --> 01:26:46.109
the girls to the lockers to all of us put on

01:26:46.109 --> 01:26:48.050
pasties Well, while while you guys were changing

01:26:48.050 --> 01:26:50.390
the pasties, I said all the guys we should get

01:26:50.390 --> 01:26:53.750
into our boxers and underwears Did you? Yeah.

01:26:54.750 --> 01:26:57.289
That's why my pants came off and I was in my

01:26:57.289 --> 01:27:00.029
my underwears and I don't even remember that.

01:27:01.369 --> 01:27:04.989
Shit. We're all like I'm like if you guys are

01:27:04.989 --> 01:27:07.710
dressed down, I'm gonna dress down. It's like

01:27:07.710 --> 01:27:10.630
sun's out, dick's out, you know. So yeah, all

01:27:10.630 --> 01:27:13.590
of us guys. I'm gonna strip down to our underwears.

01:27:14.069 --> 01:27:17.850
Was that before we went into the dungeon? I was

01:27:17.850 --> 01:27:19.529
in my underwear in the dungeon. Oh, were you?

01:27:19.750 --> 01:27:24.079
Yeah. Huh. Huh. I probably should drink less.

01:27:24.659 --> 01:27:26.340
No, I think you're just used to me being in my

01:27:26.340 --> 01:27:32.319
underwear. It's like, oh, were you topless? Yeah.

01:27:34.340 --> 01:27:37.619
So I so we spend a little bit of time in the

01:27:37.619 --> 01:27:42.180
club. Yeah. Talking to people. There was the

01:27:42.180 --> 01:27:44.600
people who listen to our podcast were in there.

01:27:44.779 --> 01:27:46.920
She came up to me. She's like, she's like, hey,

01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:51.319
like, what's up? She goes, oh, my God. I completely

01:27:51.319 --> 01:27:57.199
forgot my underwear at home. I'm like hot. That's

01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.479
a good, that's a good, uh, that's a good thing

01:27:59.479 --> 01:28:02.119
to say to a guy. I like it. I'm like, oh my God,

01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:07.460
I feel so crazy right now. So crazy. Um, yeah.

01:28:07.460 --> 01:28:11.300
So that was cool. Yeah. Um, me too. Like so weird.

01:28:11.300 --> 01:28:13.920
I have mine, but that's all I have. I remember,

01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:16.659
uh, I was being up at the, I was leaning at the

01:28:16.659 --> 01:28:18.359
bar, getting the drink and you came up and you

01:28:18.359 --> 01:28:22.810
started. Mm -hmm to my Underneath the bar and

01:28:22.810 --> 01:28:25.529
I'm like, uh, you're gonna get us in trouble

01:28:25.529 --> 01:28:31.350
and you're like, uh stroke on your dick Yes Sounds

01:28:31.350 --> 01:28:35.789
like something I would do I uh, I believe all

01:28:35.789 --> 01:28:39.689
the ladies in our group Had my hand on my dick

01:28:39.689 --> 01:28:42.649
at one point in that club really? Yeah, you're

01:28:42.649 --> 01:28:48.600
a lucky guy. It's fantastic Was not super feral

01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:51.739
but I was feral enough where I may have guided

01:28:51.739 --> 01:28:55.920
a hand here I may have guided a hand there. Okay,

01:28:56.180 --> 01:28:59.979
and I definitely Handled a couple of boobs. Yeah

01:28:59.979 --> 01:29:04.720
you did But that is that's one regret. I do have

01:29:04.720 --> 01:29:08.439
is that I was not feeling fairer Yeah, and I

01:29:08.439 --> 01:29:11.979
obviously vibe off of you. Yeah, you you follow

01:29:11.979 --> 01:29:15.140
my lead. Yeah Um, there was a lot of stuff I

01:29:15.140 --> 01:29:20.260
wanted to do, but it's just my psyche wasn't,

01:29:20.659 --> 01:29:24.100
I was drunk and having a great time, but I was

01:29:24.100 --> 01:29:28.800
just chemically, my mind was just not where it

01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:31.279
needed to be. Yeah. So we ended up going to,

01:29:31.340 --> 01:29:33.619
we obviously had to see the dungeon. We had been

01:29:33.619 --> 01:29:37.899
told by Sam and Cole that we had to go. And obviously

01:29:37.899 --> 01:29:40.460
Carlos and Autumn said, you got to go see this,

01:29:40.460 --> 01:29:43.430
even if Whatever, just to see it. So we go down

01:29:43.430 --> 01:29:52.430
there and Ms. R sits on a chair. Yes. And then

01:29:52.430 --> 01:29:56.489
I think you started licking one of her boobs,

01:29:57.130 --> 01:30:02.270
playing with her nipples. I was. Yeah, I was.

01:30:02.409 --> 01:30:07.210
Of course, I. Here's a guy. We wind a bit. So

01:30:07.210 --> 01:30:17.159
I am. Am drawn To I want to say newbies but newbies

01:30:17.159 --> 01:30:20.699
I am drawn to people that are kind of new because

01:30:20.699 --> 01:30:23.659
you want them to have a good experience a I like

01:30:23.659 --> 01:30:28.319
being I Yeah, cuz because she was extremely nervous.

01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:30.840
Yeah. Yeah, she had told us she was really nervous

01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:34.779
at the hotel she was like I'm nervous and Find

01:30:34.779 --> 01:30:36.920
that endearing. Yeah, and I'm kind of like you

01:30:36.920 --> 01:30:38.899
find it cute. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, don't be

01:30:38.899 --> 01:30:40.640
nervous, you know, like nothing's gonna happen

01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:43.760
that you don't want to happen and When I find

01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:47.720
myself around newbies, I like I I want to try

01:30:47.720 --> 01:30:51.180
to make whatever experience they have positive

01:30:51.180 --> 01:30:56.739
fun memorable But the way we are is we are so

01:30:56.739 --> 01:31:00.600
low -pressure Like there's nothing that I'm gonna

01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:03.420
push I'm not going to try to make you do something

01:31:03.420 --> 01:31:07.720
that you're not ready to do. So I have a thing

01:31:07.720 --> 01:31:10.720
for newbies because of that. And plus I'm used

01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:12.840
to when we're hosting like our parties, like

01:31:12.840 --> 01:31:16.100
I'm, you know, I talk to new people and it's

01:31:16.100 --> 01:31:19.100
just kind of one of the things I do. So they

01:31:19.100 --> 01:31:22.220
were fairly new. So I had like that drive. I'm

01:31:22.220 --> 01:31:23.939
like, all right, I'm going to make sure she has

01:31:23.939 --> 01:31:26.680
a good time. Relax, you know? Yeah. So, yeah.

01:31:27.130 --> 01:31:31.710
we put her on a chair and uh I was I was on her

01:31:31.710 --> 01:31:35.090
right nipple and then you were I pulled you over

01:31:35.090 --> 01:31:37.130
at one point yeah I'm like you get on the other

01:31:37.130 --> 01:31:39.729
one yeah and uh she was telling me she likes

01:31:39.729 --> 01:31:43.939
to be bit on her nipples yeah that's hard That's,

01:31:44.239 --> 01:31:46.600
it's not my style. It's not my style either.

01:31:47.140 --> 01:31:49.159
So then I'm like, I don't know how hard to bite.

01:31:50.220 --> 01:31:53.260
I would bite. I would go, is that good? Is that

01:31:53.260 --> 01:31:55.479
good? And then it's like, is that sexy? Like

01:31:55.479 --> 01:32:01.000
every time. Then it's not sexy anymore. So like

01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:05.100
it's, but I'd rather, I'd rather do that than

01:32:05.100 --> 01:32:07.979
hurt someone. Then go too far. Yeah. So I mean,

01:32:07.979 --> 01:32:12.260
as we know, LS is all about consent and sometimes

01:32:13.200 --> 01:32:15.680
Consent can be annoying if you're constantly

01:32:15.680 --> 01:32:18.439
good. Are we good? Are we good? But yeah when

01:32:18.439 --> 01:32:20.420
you've just met someone and you're playing with

01:32:20.420 --> 01:32:23.439
them for the first time It's probably air on

01:32:23.439 --> 01:32:25.460
the safe You have to you have to because the

01:32:25.460 --> 01:32:27.380
last thing I want to do is piss someone off or

01:32:27.380 --> 01:32:30.140
give someone a bad experience Hurt someone bite

01:32:30.140 --> 01:32:33.100
too hard. So yeah, I'm gonna be that guy. That's

01:32:33.100 --> 01:32:34.520
probably gonna get annoying. Is that good? Is

01:32:34.520 --> 01:32:36.699
that good? Is that good? Is that good? Yeah,

01:32:36.699 --> 01:32:41.460
but um She wanted it hard. Yeah, a little bit

01:32:41.460 --> 01:32:44.060
harder than I think I was prepared because I

01:32:44.060 --> 01:32:47.720
I can choke I can choke you and I can spank the

01:32:47.720 --> 01:32:52.760
best of them but Biden I'm that's not my realm.

01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:57.159
Yeah yet yet. I'll get there. Yeah, but um, so

01:32:57.159 --> 01:33:00.869
yeah, we had some fun with her and and definitely

01:33:00.869 --> 01:33:03.770
licked on Autumn's boobies a couple of times.

01:33:03.869 --> 01:33:07.430
That was later. Yeah. So still staying in the

01:33:07.430 --> 01:33:10.090
dungeon. We you were like, hey, you get up on

01:33:10.090 --> 01:33:12.430
this thing. It was like I don't know what it

01:33:12.430 --> 01:33:15.609
was. It was like it was just like it was like

01:33:15.609 --> 01:33:19.890
it was almost like a horse horse workbench. Yeah.

01:33:19.890 --> 01:33:21.970
If you were going to put a saddle like hang your

01:33:21.970 --> 01:33:23.989
saddle on something, that's what it was. It was

01:33:23.989 --> 01:33:25.489
the bench for that. It looked like it didn't

01:33:25.489 --> 01:33:28.170
have a saddle on it. But you were like, hey,

01:33:28.170 --> 01:33:30.510
get up there. So then I Started to get on this

01:33:30.510 --> 01:33:32.489
somebody immediately came over was like no you

01:33:32.489 --> 01:33:34.649
have to put a towel down And you have to have

01:33:34.649 --> 01:33:39.390
at least two toys. Yeah, I was like Okay, here's

01:33:39.390 --> 01:33:42.890
the thing about Dungeons and stuff of that nature

01:33:42.890 --> 01:33:47.510
is there are so many. Yes, which I get because

01:33:47.510 --> 01:33:51.229
in a situation like this where People can potentially

01:33:51.229 --> 01:33:54.420
be hurt or scarred or whatever it is you have

01:33:54.420 --> 01:33:56.560
to have a certain level of safety precautions

01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:58.779
but I was fully dressed like other than my my

01:33:58.779 --> 01:34:01.199
tits being out I had well I was gonna fuck you

01:34:01.199 --> 01:34:03.260
that's the reason I put you up on that yeah but

01:34:03.260 --> 01:34:06.859
I had my body suit on yeah so it's not like I

01:34:06.859 --> 01:34:09.560
was it's not like I was going like vagina to

01:34:09.560 --> 01:34:13.899
yeah I don't know but like I get it but it's

01:34:13.899 --> 01:34:16.680
just it's it's a lot like yeah I just wanna fuck

01:34:16.680 --> 01:34:20.159
you And then I was like, you need two toy minimum.

01:34:20.460 --> 01:34:22.479
Yeah, I was like, OK, what? Two toys? You need

01:34:22.479 --> 01:34:25.819
a library card. Bring me something. Fetch me

01:34:25.819 --> 01:34:29.039
one, sir. Yeah. But when we got there, there

01:34:29.039 --> 01:34:33.140
was a girl on like a fence and she was being

01:34:33.140 --> 01:34:36.260
she was blindfolded and she was being like caressed

01:34:36.260 --> 01:34:39.779
and spanked and all the things. And then there

01:34:39.779 --> 01:34:43.939
was so then when we couldn't. fuck on the whatever

01:34:43.939 --> 01:34:48.960
bench thing. We were looking over and there was

01:34:48.960 --> 01:34:52.600
somebody doing Shabari. Yeah. Like suspension

01:34:52.600 --> 01:34:55.260
suspension Shabari. They're working up to suspension.

01:34:55.420 --> 01:34:59.319
Yeah. So he had a girl who volunteered to, you

01:34:59.319 --> 01:35:01.520
know, be tied. And so we were watching her get

01:35:01.520 --> 01:35:04.779
tied. So she got fully tied, like top to bottom.

01:35:05.619 --> 01:35:09.439
And then he hooked her to these hooks essentially

01:35:09.439 --> 01:35:13.020
in the ceiling and like tied her up to that.

01:35:13.159 --> 01:35:15.199
I was like, that's so cool. I was talking to

01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:17.920
Autumn about it. Like, like has have you like

01:35:17.920 --> 01:35:19.460
wanted to do this? Like, I don't know. And I'm

01:35:19.460 --> 01:35:21.079
like, I don't I can't remember. She said she's

01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:24.060
been tied before or not, but. Don't feel like

01:35:24.060 --> 01:35:25.819
she said she was because you were describing

01:35:25.819 --> 01:35:29.039
to her like how the ropes yeah So I don't think

01:35:29.039 --> 01:35:31.640
I think this guy had the soft ropes But obviously

01:35:31.640 --> 01:35:34.220
I wasn't gonna stand there forever Like it was

01:35:34.220 --> 01:35:36.300
cool to watch but I'm like, uh, we'll move on

01:35:36.300 --> 01:35:38.239
to something It was it was towards it was getting

01:35:38.239 --> 01:35:40.340
closer to the end of the night Yeah, I was getting

01:35:40.340 --> 01:35:46.300
late and I think by that time R &R like Like

01:35:46.300 --> 01:35:48.600
she was starting to try and like dip out. Yeah,

01:35:48.659 --> 01:35:50.460
they were they were getting ready to go. Yeah,

01:35:50.460 --> 01:35:54.640
so We ended up going up to the back up to the

01:35:54.640 --> 01:35:57.500
top and then they left. I'm pretty sure Maybe

01:35:57.500 --> 01:35:59.100
we went into the club again for a little bit,

01:35:59.100 --> 01:36:01.140
but I'm pretty sure they left pretty shortly

01:36:01.140 --> 01:36:03.340
Yeah, I think are in our like out around that.

01:36:03.340 --> 01:36:07.020
Yeah So and then they had a whole nother story

01:36:07.020 --> 01:36:09.039
of what happened after they left But I'll let

01:36:09.039 --> 01:36:11.220
them tell that story as we weren't there in the

01:36:11.220 --> 01:36:17.539
dungeon though Mr. R and me Both had her had

01:36:17.539 --> 01:36:19.600
our dicks out and she was like playing with both

01:36:19.600 --> 01:36:24.199
of her dicks at the same time who? Mrs. R. Yes.

01:36:24.340 --> 01:36:27.260
Oh, she was and me and mr. R. Oh, yeah, I think

01:36:27.260 --> 01:36:29.859
I said something like Have you ever had like

01:36:29.859 --> 01:36:31.420
two dicks in your hand or something like that?

01:36:31.420 --> 01:36:32.920
And she's like, yeah, and I'm like, well have

01:36:32.920 --> 01:36:35.760
you ever sucked two dicks at a time? And she's

01:36:35.760 --> 01:36:38.899
like no and I'm not going to or something like

01:36:38.899 --> 01:36:41.859
it didn't ultimately it didn't happen, but I

01:36:41.859 --> 01:36:46.060
was trying Yeah, you know I was making the effort

01:36:46.060 --> 01:36:50.340
but uh, that's funny So then they ended up leaving

01:36:51.190 --> 01:36:55.050
So it was just Carlos, Autumn, myself and you.

01:36:55.310 --> 01:36:57.010
And we went up to that. We might have. I think

01:36:57.010 --> 01:36:59.810
we went to the patio because it was in the club.

01:36:59.810 --> 01:37:02.720
It was so. packed, I believe, is why we kind

01:37:02.720 --> 01:37:04.460
of navigated. We were on the outside. It was

01:37:04.460 --> 01:37:06.859
a little warm at that point, like inside. So

01:37:06.859 --> 01:37:08.720
what it was was, yeah, we went inside and it

01:37:08.720 --> 01:37:11.079
was just it was just for me personally, it was

01:37:11.079 --> 01:37:13.000
just too much. Yeah, there was a ton of people.

01:37:13.000 --> 01:37:15.420
And there was another DJ on the outside patio.

01:37:15.500 --> 01:37:18.520
Yeah. More room. And in my opinion, at that time,

01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:21.659
the sound outside was better. Yeah. And I was

01:37:21.659 --> 01:37:23.460
like, all right, I got it. I want to be outside.

01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:26.159
I need some air. Yeah. So we were talking to

01:37:26.159 --> 01:37:29.180
a couple of people out there. Again, I can't

01:37:29.180 --> 01:37:31.619
really remember. I can't even picture who we

01:37:31.619 --> 01:37:33.779
were talking to besides, obviously, Carlos and

01:37:33.779 --> 01:37:37.140
Autumn. I spanked Autumn. Yeah, you spanked her.

01:37:37.340 --> 01:37:38.979
I gave her two whacks. The second one, she's

01:37:38.979 --> 01:37:43.960
like, I'm done. The first one, I'm like, he had

01:37:43.960 --> 01:37:46.979
the whip. I think I hit her. I spanked her a

01:37:46.979 --> 01:37:49.159
couple of times, but I asked if she likes to

01:37:49.159 --> 01:37:53.659
be spanked. She's like, yeah. So when I spank,

01:37:53.760 --> 01:37:58.800
I like to caress the culito. Like a second. It's

01:37:58.800 --> 01:38:02.560
kind of like a a I have I like to feel where

01:38:02.560 --> 01:38:05.340
the underneath of the cheek is Mm -hmm, cuz that's

01:38:05.340 --> 01:38:07.340
I want to make sure I hit the right area and

01:38:07.340 --> 01:38:09.779
it's also like a pre -care like they always talk

01:38:09.779 --> 01:38:12.779
about aftercare I like a little bit of like like

01:38:12.779 --> 01:38:14.579
this is where I'm gonna spank you. This is my

01:38:14.579 --> 01:38:16.699
hand I find you underneath of the cheek and then

01:38:16.699 --> 01:38:20.140
I So I gave her one and she's like hard. I do

01:38:20.140 --> 01:38:22.380
I gave her one. She's like meh second one. She's

01:38:22.380 --> 01:38:30.600
like, okay, okay So yeah, and then you and I

01:38:30.600 --> 01:38:35.659
were nice You and I were sucking on her nipples.

01:38:35.800 --> 01:38:38.960
Yes, and she loves her nipples And she's you

01:38:38.960 --> 01:38:41.159
had told me before we went there that if she

01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:43.239
focuses and she had said that too Like if I focus

01:38:43.239 --> 01:38:45.220
I can come sometimes from my nipples and I'm

01:38:45.220 --> 01:38:47.560
like, that's wild I my nipples are sensitive,

01:38:47.560 --> 01:38:50.909
but like not in a good way. Yeah You know, they're

01:38:50.909 --> 01:38:53.109
sensitive in like a it kind of doesn't feel good

01:38:53.109 --> 01:38:54.829
type of way sometimes Yeah, that's why I like

01:38:54.829 --> 01:38:57.369
when I'm playing with your boobs. I know it's

01:38:57.369 --> 01:39:00.649
like Limited time don't spend too much time on

01:39:00.649 --> 01:39:03.369
it because yeah, it's not a fool for you Yeah,

01:39:03.550 --> 01:39:05.930
usually after a event we've gone to I'm like,

01:39:05.930 --> 01:39:07.710
oh don't touch my nipples cuz they've been touched

01:39:07.710 --> 01:39:10.050
so much that they just don't feel like even my

01:39:10.050 --> 01:39:12.470
shirt rubbing against home like You have beautiful

01:39:12.470 --> 01:39:19.020
breasts though people want to touch them So We

01:39:19.020 --> 01:39:21.380
were but she likes it a little bit harder to

01:39:21.380 --> 01:39:25.159
a little bit of tough like pulling. Yeah. Yeah

01:39:25.159 --> 01:39:29.359
She does she like biting. I can't remember um

01:39:29.359 --> 01:39:33.239
I believe she I believe she did yeah, if I recall

01:39:33.239 --> 01:39:36.000
correctly Yeah, so we were sucking on her nipples,

01:39:36.020 --> 01:39:37.960
and then it was kind of like okay. Well you guys

01:39:37.960 --> 01:39:40.680
want to go To the playroom like yeah, let's do

01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:43.600
that So you and I but I was like I have to pee

01:39:44.780 --> 01:39:48.960
Then so in my life. Yeah, I know so I go into

01:39:48.960 --> 01:39:50.859
the and by this time I have my top off in my

01:39:50.859 --> 01:39:54.539
I don't know where my pasties are so We go we're

01:39:54.539 --> 01:39:57.300
going back into the I might even have had I think

01:39:57.300 --> 01:39:59.699
I had my whole body suit off I was just walking

01:39:59.699 --> 01:40:03.819
around in the Yeah, I think pretty much by this

01:40:03.819 --> 01:40:05.600
time I had my whole body suit off I was I was

01:40:05.600 --> 01:40:07.079
trying to rip it off of you. I think you just

01:40:07.079 --> 01:40:09.000
took it off Yeah, I was walking around take it

01:40:09.000 --> 01:40:12.020
off. So you stop trying to rip it my fishnets.

01:40:12.100 --> 01:40:18.369
Yeah And that's it. And so, but going back into

01:40:18.369 --> 01:40:20.750
the club, I had to put my body suit back on to

01:40:20.750 --> 01:40:25.329
go to the bathroom. So we go in there, go through

01:40:25.329 --> 01:40:27.470
the line, like go to the line in the bathroom,

01:40:27.510 --> 01:40:31.069
and then we go into the playroom area. You know,

01:40:31.069 --> 01:40:33.890
you have to get fully nude. The lockers are right

01:40:33.890 --> 01:40:36.109
off of it's in like the same building. Yeah.

01:40:36.109 --> 01:40:38.050
So we go to the locker to get all of our stuff

01:40:38.050 --> 01:40:40.069
off, which, by the way, I left on top of the

01:40:40.069 --> 01:40:43.890
locker, my ears and my tail. You're welcome.

01:40:43.989 --> 01:40:48.229
Whoever found that. Yeah. So you can claim it

01:40:48.229 --> 01:40:53.750
as yours and smell it. This is sweet. So anyway,

01:40:53.750 --> 01:40:56.550
we got undressed and then we were like we went

01:40:56.550 --> 01:40:58.869
and well, we took like a quick shower in like

01:40:58.869 --> 01:41:03.359
the little shower areas. And then we went and

01:41:03.359 --> 01:41:05.840
grabbed like a towel and like a sheet and stuff

01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:07.960
that they give you as you walk in. And then we

01:41:07.960 --> 01:41:09.640
kind of just walk the room for a little bit.

01:41:09.640 --> 01:41:12.680
We didn't see anybody we knew. Yeah. A .K .A.

01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:15.140
we didn't see Carlos in autumn. So then we kind

01:41:15.140 --> 01:41:21.590
of walked back out and then. We. Oh, no, we didn't

01:41:21.590 --> 01:41:23.130
have a we didn't have a sheet at that time. We

01:41:23.130 --> 01:41:25.329
just had our towels or something. And then I

01:41:25.329 --> 01:41:27.229
think then we grabbed it back out of the sheet,

01:41:27.229 --> 01:41:29.409
but I used it to dry off. Yeah, something like

01:41:29.409 --> 01:41:31.529
that. So then we walked back out. We grabbed

01:41:31.529 --> 01:41:34.609
towel or a sheet and we walked back in through

01:41:34.609 --> 01:41:36.470
the whole thing. We still didn't see anybody.

01:41:36.569 --> 01:41:38.210
So then we kind of made our way to the back.

01:41:38.430 --> 01:41:42.329
There was this huge projector type of thing.

01:41:42.329 --> 01:41:44.850
And then there was a big bed underneath it. That

01:41:44.850 --> 01:41:46.649
was like multiple beds pushed together. And it

01:41:46.649 --> 01:41:51.220
was like a couple and then a throuple. But then

01:41:51.220 --> 01:41:54.680
there was an area that was kind of in the corner

01:41:54.680 --> 01:41:57.880
in the back corner where we were kind of like

01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:02.340
Okay We can set up here. So we kind of set up

01:42:02.340 --> 01:42:04.279
camp there We were kind of watching everybody

01:42:04.279 --> 01:42:05.880
and then you and I were fucking around a little

01:42:05.880 --> 01:42:10.140
bit. I gave a guy next to me lube. Yeah Yeah,

01:42:10.560 --> 01:42:12.520
like I think he was like licking his finger or

01:42:12.520 --> 01:42:14.079
something. I'm like you want lube, bro? He's

01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:19.100
like, yeah And so we were kind of watching everybody

01:42:19.100 --> 01:42:21.640
like the the throuple was doing their thing and

01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:23.880
then the other couple and then I think they left

01:42:23.880 --> 01:42:26.399
and Then there was some other people down but

01:42:26.399 --> 01:42:28.060
like we were a little bit raised or other people

01:42:28.060 --> 01:42:30.000
down on like other beds We were kind of watching

01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:32.180
and like I said, we were pretty wild room house.

01:42:32.399 --> 01:42:33.699
Yeah, there was like different level I'd like

01:42:33.699 --> 01:42:36.779
to go in there sober. Yeah to see like again

01:42:36.779 --> 01:42:38.579
how it was because there was a bunch of private

01:42:38.579 --> 01:42:40.399
I feel like there was stuff around private. We

01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:42.140
didn't see so there was yeah, there's a shit

01:42:42.140 --> 01:42:44.460
ton of private rooms and Yeah, we didn't walk

01:42:44.460 --> 01:42:46.220
all the way again. It's because part of it, too,

01:42:46.220 --> 01:42:48.520
is you're naked and everybody else. Yes, they're

01:42:48.520 --> 01:42:50.439
naked. But when some people were like standing

01:42:50.439 --> 01:42:52.840
on the wall just watching. So when you're walking

01:42:52.840 --> 01:42:54.920
through all these people watching, you kind of

01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:57.960
feel. mean when I was walking through I could

01:42:57.960 --> 01:43:00.380
just feel like eyes on me and it was so it was

01:43:00.380 --> 01:43:02.119
a little bit uncomfortable like yeah it's like

01:43:02.119 --> 01:43:03.619
butt -naked like walk and I walked through them

01:43:03.619 --> 01:43:05.220
like four times because we walked through them

01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:07.180
once and then we went back and then we walked

01:43:07.180 --> 01:43:08.479
through them again and then we went back and

01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:10.220
I'm just like okay I cannot walk these people

01:43:10.220 --> 01:43:12.800
one more time so I'm just gonna stay here where

01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:19.140
I'm at yeah this section of the wall so yeah

01:43:19.140 --> 01:43:20.380
so you and I kind of fucked around a little bit

01:43:20.380 --> 01:43:22.180
and then it was kind of like okay we were both

01:43:22.180 --> 01:43:25.550
like so drunk we were just like All right, we

01:43:25.550 --> 01:43:29.649
got to go. We have to go. So we never ended up

01:43:29.649 --> 01:43:31.689
finding Autumn and Carlos, which is so weird

01:43:31.689 --> 01:43:33.689
because the next day we were like. Well, what

01:43:33.689 --> 01:43:37.069
had happened was being that you have to go back

01:43:37.069 --> 01:43:39.949
there naked, our phones and everything. Oh, yeah,

01:43:40.149 --> 01:43:42.409
everything was in our locker. So we came. Had

01:43:42.409 --> 01:43:44.250
no way to like connect with them once we went

01:43:44.250 --> 01:43:46.210
in there. So we were kind of just all looking

01:43:46.210 --> 01:43:48.489
for each other and somehow. Yeah, she was saying

01:43:48.489 --> 01:43:52.060
that she did a look around and. So when we came

01:43:52.060 --> 01:43:55.180
out of the room, we got dressed and, you know,

01:43:55.180 --> 01:43:57.220
I put my wallet, my phone in my pockets and we're

01:43:57.220 --> 01:43:58.359
like, all right, let's get out of here. Let's

01:43:58.359 --> 01:44:00.399
go back to the hotel room. I didn't even look

01:44:00.399 --> 01:44:02.380
at my phone or I didn't even do anything like

01:44:02.380 --> 01:44:05.659
that. So then we walked to the front and I was

01:44:05.659 --> 01:44:07.920
getting ready to call an Uber. And then there

01:44:07.920 --> 01:44:09.380
was a couple standing there and they're like,

01:44:09.380 --> 01:44:11.239
hey, where are you going? Yeah, there it was.

01:44:11.260 --> 01:44:14.880
It wasn't a couple. It was a it was a little

01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:17.760
blonde girl with a southern accent. Oh, yeah.

01:44:18.359 --> 01:44:22.180
And she was in this lace She's like, well, y

01:44:22.180 --> 01:44:25.220
'all go in. Yeah, light blue, full body suit.

01:44:25.680 --> 01:44:28.680
And obviously I'm dressed very similar. Like

01:44:28.680 --> 01:44:31.260
I have my leggings and I didn't bring anything.

01:44:31.720 --> 01:44:34.989
So. She was like, yeah, she's like, where y 'all

01:44:34.989 --> 01:44:37.770
going? And I was like, oh, are y 'all going to

01:44:37.770 --> 01:44:40.250
the quality in? And I was like, yeah, she's like

01:44:40.250 --> 01:44:43.090
us too. And then she was talking to me about,

01:44:43.270 --> 01:44:46.489
oh, we got this car and we bought it or we. Verbo.

01:44:46.649 --> 01:44:49.210
Verbo or something. You can just I have a terrible

01:44:49.210 --> 01:44:51.090
Southern accent, but it was like twenty dollars.

01:44:51.109 --> 01:44:53.210
It was like twenty dollars. You want to get in

01:44:53.210 --> 01:44:55.489
our car. She's like, you want to you. She's like,

01:44:55.510 --> 01:44:57.329
my boyfriend's going to drive us. It's just down

01:44:57.329 --> 01:44:59.329
the street. You can fit in the car. You want

01:44:59.329 --> 01:45:01.189
to come. He's coming up right now. And I was

01:45:01.189 --> 01:45:04.779
like, I'm just like, sure. I'm thinking it's

01:45:04.779 --> 01:45:06.979
like 3 a .m. There's no way we're going to find

01:45:06.979 --> 01:45:10.800
an Uber that's going to take us half a mile and

01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:14.380
like a one minute drive. And I was like, plus

01:45:14.380 --> 01:45:15.979
we're in the middle. I mean, Kissimmee is not

01:45:15.979 --> 01:45:18.720
the most populated area I've ever seen. So I

01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:21.399
was just like. And in my drunken state of mind,

01:45:21.479 --> 01:45:23.520
I'm like, this sounds like a great idea, like

01:45:23.520 --> 01:45:25.880
friends being friends. Like, let's go. So we

01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:28.720
get in the car and he like peels out and we're

01:45:28.720 --> 01:45:31.319
like, oh, God. On the way out, he like jumps

01:45:31.319 --> 01:45:33.340
a curb. We're like, oh, maybe this wasn't the

01:45:33.340 --> 01:45:35.439
greatest decision. But we made it back. But it

01:45:35.439 --> 01:45:38.000
was like it was a quarter mile. It was a quarter

01:45:38.000 --> 01:45:40.060
mile. And it was a straight road. It was a one

01:45:40.060 --> 01:45:41.960
right in that hotel room. Yeah, it's like he

01:45:41.960 --> 01:45:44.390
got out, went right. And then right again, and

01:45:44.390 --> 01:45:46.010
then we're basically at the hotel. And then you

01:45:46.010 --> 01:45:47.649
didn't even let him park. You're like, we'll

01:45:47.649 --> 01:45:49.529
get out here. I was like, he's not her Uber.

01:45:49.649 --> 01:45:52.369
He could have let him park where he was going

01:45:52.369 --> 01:45:54.789
and we could have walked. I was like, but he

01:45:54.789 --> 01:45:57.069
sure did stop. I think they said they were at

01:45:57.069 --> 01:45:58.810
the second building. I'm like, you know what?

01:45:59.229 --> 01:46:01.430
I'm good. He stopped. He was like, you're like,

01:46:01.550 --> 01:46:04.909
bye. We're here. OK. I mean, it worked out. But

01:46:04.909 --> 01:46:07.710
anyway, so then later you saw that. Yeah, we

01:46:07.710 --> 01:46:09.710
get up to the hotel room and I look at my phone

01:46:09.710 --> 01:46:12.449
and there's like a missed calls and a voicemail

01:46:12.449 --> 01:46:14.869
from Carlos, which was very nice. He was like,

01:46:14.869 --> 01:46:17.069
checking in, checking in, making sure you guys

01:46:17.069 --> 01:46:19.449
that you make it back to the room if I need to

01:46:19.449 --> 01:46:22.350
come back and get you. Yeah, super nice. So I

01:46:22.350 --> 01:46:24.550
appreciate that. Like that type of mentality.

01:46:24.789 --> 01:46:26.930
Yeah, you're the same way. It's like leave no

01:46:26.930 --> 01:46:30.079
swinger behind. Yeah. And I do appreciate that.

01:46:30.600 --> 01:46:35.340
So to show my appreciation, I FaceTimed them

01:46:35.340 --> 01:46:37.659
while you were giving me a blowjob. Oh, yeah,

01:46:37.659 --> 01:46:40.199
we got back to the hotel and we were like, well,

01:46:40.220 --> 01:46:43.020
maybe we're not done. Well, we got back to the

01:46:43.020 --> 01:46:44.960
room. We went to the bathroom and whatnot. And

01:46:44.960 --> 01:46:49.000
then I sent him a thing on my hay. You know,

01:46:49.000 --> 01:46:51.140
we made it back. Thank you. And he said something

01:46:51.140 --> 01:46:52.619
like, you know, do you want to come back to the

01:46:52.619 --> 01:46:54.520
room and party? But I knew we were exhausted.

01:46:54.560 --> 01:46:56.680
Yeah, by that time I had already fully undressed.

01:46:56.840 --> 01:46:58.520
And yeah, and I'm like, probably taking off my

01:46:58.520 --> 01:47:01.760
makeup. And yeah, and I'm like, I said, we're

01:47:01.760 --> 01:47:04.260
probably just going to check out right now. And

01:47:04.260 --> 01:47:06.000
he's like, all right, cool. Sounds good. And

01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:08.239
then like two minutes later, I FaceTime him and

01:47:08.239 --> 01:47:13.619
you're just and all of a sudden, there's they're

01:47:13.619 --> 01:47:15.819
both sitting there on the bed watching the show.

01:47:16.270 --> 01:47:18.229
But I can't see any of this because I have you

01:47:18.229 --> 01:47:20.649
just in my mouth. You got your mouth full. So

01:47:20.649 --> 01:47:22.949
you're sucking me and then I pulled you up and

01:47:22.949 --> 01:47:25.050
I start fucking you doggy style and they're just

01:47:25.050 --> 01:47:28.569
watching. It's super hot. I'm an exhibitionist

01:47:28.569 --> 01:47:31.529
and a voyeurist and I'm all of the ists. The

01:47:31.529 --> 01:47:35.069
ists. So I'm not a masochist though. No. But

01:47:35.069 --> 01:47:39.380
I am very much an exhibitionist. It was fun.

01:47:39.500 --> 01:47:41.859
They were they were watching and then and then

01:47:41.859 --> 01:47:44.020
and then autumn's like, okay She wanted him to

01:47:44.020 --> 01:47:46.500
go but then and then I I ended up coming and

01:47:46.500 --> 01:47:48.979
you Yeah, and then we lay back down. It's almost

01:47:48.979 --> 01:47:51.460
like all right your turn. So she starts sucking

01:47:51.460 --> 01:47:55.619
him. Yeah, then Come to find out he fell asleep.

01:47:55.779 --> 01:47:58.979
I don't think during the blow job But I think

01:47:58.979 --> 01:48:00.380
yeah, they were kind of like, all right. Good

01:48:00.380 --> 01:48:02.859
night. And then he literally went to sleep. So

01:48:02.859 --> 01:48:05.520
I heard both the the guys got yelled at the next

01:48:05.520 --> 01:48:08.140
morning because they both fell asleep. And there's

01:48:08.140 --> 01:48:10.060
some chicken tender stories in there. Chicken

01:48:10.060 --> 01:48:14.399
wing, chicken wing. So all in all, it was a fantastic

01:48:14.399 --> 01:48:16.939
night. Super fun. We were talking to them the

01:48:16.939 --> 01:48:18.859
next day before we left and it's like, yeah,

01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:21.119
you know, it would have been nice to, you know,

01:48:21.300 --> 01:48:23.659
connect a little more. But, you know, things,

01:48:23.739 --> 01:48:25.600
everything happens for a reason. Yeah. And I

01:48:25.600 --> 01:48:28.119
mean, it was such a fast turnaround for us. Like

01:48:28.119 --> 01:48:31.699
literally we got up at five a .m., drove to Kissimmee.

01:48:32.390 --> 01:48:34.350
Immediately started partying and then didn't

01:48:34.350 --> 01:48:38.710
go to bed until like 4 or 4 a .m 24 hours and

01:48:38.710 --> 01:48:41.189
then we had to get up because we needed to get

01:48:41.189 --> 01:48:45.569
back to The house family family stuff. So we

01:48:45.569 --> 01:48:47.590
literally had to get up in the morning and then

01:48:47.590 --> 01:48:50.149
drive another three hours So it was like and

01:48:50.149 --> 01:48:52.789
then in the morning you you demanded that I fuck

01:48:52.789 --> 01:48:56.529
you again. Well, yeah So yeah, so that was a

01:48:56.529 --> 01:48:59.609
lot of work for me That's a lot of work for you.

01:48:59.710 --> 01:49:01.850
There's a lot of work from my back. I feel so

01:49:01.850 --> 01:49:05.770
bad for you. You should. My balls were very empty

01:49:05.770 --> 01:49:10.909
that morning. So, yeah, so it was a lot of fun.

01:49:11.270 --> 01:49:13.750
I would have loved to have had more time for

01:49:13.750 --> 01:49:17.229
all of the things. Yeah. And then maybe we wouldn't

01:49:17.229 --> 01:49:19.090
have felt so pressured to like drink, drink,

01:49:19.149 --> 01:49:21.890
drink, drink, drink and like get the party started

01:49:21.890 --> 01:49:23.569
so fast. And then once you get the party started,

01:49:23.609 --> 01:49:24.909
it's like you can't stop the party. But you fall

01:49:24.909 --> 01:49:27.590
asleep. It's a train. So you got to keep the

01:49:27.590 --> 01:49:30.630
train moving. So I think if we were able to go

01:49:30.630 --> 01:49:33.010
back out there, definitely stay on site, stay

01:49:33.010 --> 01:49:36.550
on site and at least two days, two days, three

01:49:36.550 --> 01:49:40.789
nights. Yeah. So you're not feeling so pressured

01:49:40.789 --> 01:49:43.750
to. You know everything but I mean the I fit

01:49:43.750 --> 01:49:45.890
everything in in one day. Yeah, the eye candy

01:49:45.890 --> 01:49:48.409
crowd was actually really cool. Yep Oh, yeah,

01:49:48.409 --> 01:49:51.350
we met we met the promoters. Yeah carlos actually

01:49:51.350 --> 01:49:53.149
met them and brought them over introduced them

01:49:53.149 --> 01:49:57.210
to us We exchanged phone numbers Um, so yeah,

01:49:57.210 --> 01:49:59.409
they said hit them up, you know, we'll try to

01:49:59.409 --> 01:50:01.170
coordinate something because right now they're

01:50:01.170 --> 01:50:03.170
they're primarily on the east coast and kind

01:50:03.170 --> 01:50:05.579
of the midwest I think but he's like, we're going

01:50:05.579 --> 01:50:08.300
worldwide. So yeah, I said, well, we're in California.

01:50:08.520 --> 01:50:10.859
So when you're ready to, yeah. And they have

01:50:10.859 --> 01:50:12.439
a whole brand. I mean, I'm telling you, they

01:50:12.439 --> 01:50:17.340
had merch, they had energy drinks. They had,

01:50:17.340 --> 01:50:21.020
I mean, all of the things. I mean, when I say

01:50:21.020 --> 01:50:22.739
merch, I'm talking about like a whole merch tent.

01:50:23.039 --> 01:50:26.600
Yeah. It was like a tour concert. Yeah. And yeah,

01:50:26.699 --> 01:50:29.960
it was. Motley Crue has less merch. Right. They

01:50:29.960 --> 01:50:32.680
had a whole situation. So they definitely know

01:50:32.680 --> 01:50:34.979
how to do some branding. Their colors were popping.

01:50:35.180 --> 01:50:36.920
Like they had the pink and the blue. It was really

01:50:36.920 --> 01:50:39.359
cute. Very cotton candy. Very cotton candy. I

01:50:39.359 --> 01:50:41.439
mean, eye candy, cotton candy. It makes sense.

01:50:41.479 --> 01:50:43.279
Eye candy, I think, is a great name for something

01:50:43.279 --> 01:50:45.979
like that. And they were eye candy with the eye,

01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:48.729
not a... Eyeball like an eye. Yeah, they were

01:50:48.729 --> 01:50:51.350
eye candy. Yeah, they were like I like iPhone

01:50:51.350 --> 01:50:57.029
Yes. Yeah makes sense Much of Millennials so

01:50:57.029 --> 01:51:02.170
all in all We had a great time. Yes. It was well

01:51:02.170 --> 01:51:07.569
worth me getting up at 5 a .m. Yes What was it

01:51:07.569 --> 01:51:13.939
what was I gonna say? Oh, say it quick Autumn

01:51:13.939 --> 01:51:16.479
in their episode was talking but she's an eye

01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:19.819
girl and she was like Saying how she loves your

01:51:19.819 --> 01:51:21.760
eyes. She loved my eyes and she's like I have

01:51:21.760 --> 01:51:24.399
boring brown eyes You don't you have like a she

01:51:24.399 --> 01:51:27.039
has like a said like a deep seductive. Oh, yeah

01:51:27.039 --> 01:51:29.119
She's really pretty like a brown almost hazel.

01:51:29.199 --> 01:51:32.119
Yeah very like I Told her that one. I'm like

01:51:32.119 --> 01:51:34.859
very seductive. Yeah, it's not just brown. Like

01:51:34.859 --> 01:51:37.680
yeah, it's it was like a I just I was meaning

01:51:37.680 --> 01:51:39.439
to say that earlier, but We're talking about

01:51:39.439 --> 01:51:42.539
eye candy. Yeah. It just reminded me of eyes

01:51:42.539 --> 01:51:45.119
burning. You know who had cute, pretty eyes too?

01:51:45.199 --> 01:51:48.380
Who's that? There was a single male. I cannot

01:51:48.380 --> 01:51:50.000
remember his name. I want to say it started with

01:51:50.000 --> 01:51:52.359
a J, who I talked to almost every time I walked

01:51:52.359 --> 01:51:54.880
up to the bar. Oh, yeah, that's right. He walked

01:51:54.880 --> 01:51:56.619
by a few times, right? Yeah, he had very pretty

01:51:56.619 --> 01:52:02.060
eyes. All right. Enough about him. Enough about

01:52:02.060 --> 01:52:05.659
J. Jason Jagoff, whatever the fuck his name was.

01:52:07.179 --> 01:52:12.039
Speaking of jealousy That was his name. Hey jealousy

01:52:12.039 --> 01:52:15.819
So speaking of things to do tonight is Friday

01:52:15.819 --> 01:52:20.319
night this Sunday Sunday Sunday We are going

01:52:20.319 --> 01:52:23.100
to the metal workers. They are hosting steel

01:52:23.100 --> 01:52:25.840
workers. We call them the steel workers. They're

01:52:25.840 --> 01:52:28.500
steel workers They are going there. They are

01:52:28.500 --> 01:52:31.939
hosting their first spring pool party of the

01:52:31.939 --> 01:52:34.539
season because we got some nice weather this

01:52:34.539 --> 01:52:38.819
Sunday So we are gonna be going there if you

01:52:38.819 --> 01:52:42.020
hear this in time in your local Hit us up. You

01:52:42.020 --> 01:52:44.979
can come hang out. Are you my way out to everybody?

01:52:45.359 --> 01:52:48.960
It's an open invite Anybody and everybody. I

01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:51.340
mean you obviously have to contact me and I have

01:52:51.340 --> 01:52:54.640
to approve Yeah, I mean I could just get their

01:52:54.640 --> 01:52:58.840
address right now cycle But we're actually we

01:52:58.840 --> 01:53:03.369
might actually try to do some live podcast From

01:53:03.369 --> 01:53:05.050
that we always say that shit and then we don't

01:53:05.050 --> 01:53:07.590
do it. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm gonna take

01:53:07.590 --> 01:53:10.949
my mixer and then uh Well, at least try to do

01:53:10.949 --> 01:53:13.529
a couple couples and then we'll we'll blend them

01:53:13.529 --> 01:53:15.630
in a couple couple couple couples I'm hoping

01:53:15.630 --> 01:53:18.369
to do a couple couple couples couple couples.

01:53:18.449 --> 01:53:21.170
Um, but yeah, so i'm really excited for that

01:53:21.170 --> 01:53:24.449
because Yeah, my back's feeling better. I feel

01:53:24.449 --> 01:53:32.310
a little more feral. Um, I have rabies So yeah,

01:53:32.350 --> 01:53:35.609
we're looking to have a good time there and I

01:53:35.609 --> 01:53:38.229
think that's gonna be our recap for this Wednesday

01:53:38.229 --> 01:53:41.670
or Wednesday For this Saturday, whatever the

01:53:41.670 --> 01:53:44.210
fuck day was Friday. No the party. Oh, it was

01:53:44.210 --> 01:53:47.130
Saturday We'll touch on our cruise a little bit

01:53:47.130 --> 01:53:48.949
and nothing too crazy went on for our crews.

01:53:48.949 --> 01:53:51.909
We had a good time, but Nothing too crazy. But

01:53:51.909 --> 01:53:53.770
on the next episode we're gonna recap that because

01:53:53.770 --> 01:54:01.090
this is gonna be almost two hours Think we're

01:54:01.090 --> 01:54:03.270
gonna go ahead and call this one ladies and gentlemen

01:54:03.270 --> 01:54:07.390
one gentleman All right when enjoying the sweet

01:54:07.390 --> 01:54:09.750
side of life keep your pineapples upside down

01:54:09.750 --> 01:54:16.970
believe in unicorns and keep shaking Love you,

01:54:17.069 --> 01:54:26.789
babe If you would like to get in contact with

01:54:26.789 --> 01:54:30.250
us, please email us at thesweetsideoflifepodcast

01:54:30.250 --> 01:54:33.890
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01:54:33.890 --> 01:54:35.949
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01:54:35.949 --> 01:54:36.729
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