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Paddy's Day everybody. Hi. Hi. So today is our
Paddy's Day special. It's being recorded on Paddy's
Day. It's gonna be released the day after Paddy's
Day. What's special about it? It's Paddy's Day.
Ah. Yeah. We did nothing for St. Patrick's Day
today. It's a Monday. I made a stew. Sorta an
Irish stew But the main reason is because we
have a Shit ton of stuff coming up. We are leaving
for vacay. We are we were packing we were packing
Putting together all our vibrators and I'll make
sure we have all our charging cables intact Because
tomorrow Which is March 18th, we are leaving
on a jet plane Wednesday yes, but we are starting
our vacation tomorrow evening as we start progressing
our way to the airport. So yes So on Wednesday
We are going to be making our way to Florida
and Then making our way out on a cruise shortly
thereafter. So we got a lot coming up but Before
we go any further We are we are drinking simple
tonight Cheers, my love Cheers. Cheers. Keep
it simple stupid. I know you guys look to us
for all the latest Fads in the drinking but tonight
we are just going with our tried and trusted
Vodka drinks. I am got a vodka sprite and you
have a drink you get a whiskey drink and you
could have even had a song that remind them of
the good times Oh Danny, oh, it's an Irish song
Danny boy Yes Any who yes any who is right so
we are Just going simple tonight because a we
can't get drunk Because it's we started this
podcast way late. We wanted right You had all
the intention you actually lied to everybody
on the yes, I know I lied to so many people this
week So our plan was to release this episode
Last week sometime Thursday we were supposed
to record this Thursday of last week But Thursday
at work, I pulled my back pretty good Um, so
by the time I came home Thursday, I was just
not feeling it. Nope. I was hurting, um, not
in a good mood. I took some, uh, Vicodin and
at the end of this being a drunken show, I, I,
I tend not to like to mix two. I mean, every
now and then YOLO, but, um, I didn't want to.
So then we were going to be pushed it to Friday
and Friday. You were still in a bad mood. I was
still hurting. I was grumpy. And you're like,
let's just push it. I was like, I'm not doing
this with you tonight. Like, let's push it to
Sunday. But on Saturday, we went out for St.
Patrick's Day. We went down to San Diego gas
lamp area, which a bunch of our with with a bunch
of our LS friends to just party at their shamrock
patties day festival. It was an all day drinking
thing. And it should have turned into You know
an orgy or something, but again, I was hurting
wasn't in the best mood And if I'm not in a good
mood, nothing's gonna happen. So So I had a good
time But yeah, I was not I was not feeling walking
around all day. I was not feeling feral. Yeah,
I Was not feral at all. Like I was just I was
you were so We we had a great time with our friends,
but our night ended at like 1130 much to some
some people's much to my dismay your dismay there
this people are like we're ready to party, but
I Was like I'm done. So we get back to me enough
all the guys were asleep, right? so we get back
to our hotel room and Like you said you're drunk.
You're feral I'm not drunk, but I'm feeling pretty
good, but I'm hurting By that point, we had spent
six hours, seven hours walking around, and my
back was just screaming at me. So all I could
think of in my head was just, I need to get to
bed and lay down. And all that was in your head
was, just lay down, let me ride you. And I'm
like, that sounds great in theory. But you're
like saying let me ride you and we and I was
like no not right now, babe I don't think it's
a good idea because it was my lower back is what
hurt and You ride in me if you made one false
move and you drop down on my hips that would
have hurt So I had to be like I had to be the
responsible one. So We ended up wrestling because
boring because I wouldn't uh succumb to your
desires and then you bit me and Yeah, it's still
bruised and it's I have raised you deserve skin
underneath So yeah, well you deserved it. I did
deserve it. So anyways, uh I'm feeling better.
I'm still sore, but i'm definitely better than
I was. We were hungover on sunday Was that we
were hungover? Oh, yeah, we were supposed to
do a sunday We came home from San Diego Sunday,
came home and we just were hungover, not feeling
it. So we pushed it again from Sunday to Monday,
like procrastinating. We love procrastinating,
but we had to get this out before we left. And
tomorrow night we are heading to our friends
in Orange County and stay in the night there
to make our morning trip easier. So tonight was
literally the last night. Mm -hmm and we are
we packed we were ready to go. Well, you're almost
packed. I'm barely packed so we are here and
We we are living up to our commitment of doing
this last Thursday night So yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna talk about Vegas part two And we
got an upcoming trip we'll talk about really
quick So before I forget you can guys can reach
us at our Hotline sweet side of life hotline
9 5 1 2 2 6 5 2 6 1 and I keep saying this because
this number is getting me a lot of nudies Yeah,
yeah, we had a couple a couple of days back They
sent a couple of nice pictures and then I think
it was yesterday the day before he dropped the
mother load on me and Oh, yeah, that's right
here There's no identifying marks here as far
as like I don't have a nickname for the couple
yet. So There we go, we'll start there So yeah,
there's a lot of nice booty pictures or some
butt plug action. There's some some penis It's
uh, yeah, like I said drop the motherload. So
Little breakfast and titties breakfast breakfast
titties That's their that's their name breakfast
titties. It looks like she likes to be spanked.
Yeah, there you go But anyways, um, so yeah,
i'm gonna put that number out there. Well, I
already put that number. Um Feel free to send
pictures I will not argue. Um Oh, and it's a
drippy pussy Did you see that? Oh, it's a drippy
pussy with a butt plug. It's a drippy pussy with
a butt plug. It is. That's my new screen saver.
Anyways, you can also reach us at the Sweet Side
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know, anything. If you have a question for us
or like a topic you'd like to hear us discuss
on the podcast, shoot it this way. Or if you
just want to send Teddy picks. I will take them.
Dick picks too. Sure. Why not? That actually
makes me think of Autumn Sins from the Springer
Couch podcast. She, Carlos and her always talk
about she loves dick picks. She's like the more
the merrier. She's just send them boys. But the
reason I bring them up is because we are actually
going to see them Saturday, this Saturday the
22nd, because we're going to go to Florida. Then
on Saturday, we're gonna make our way up to Orlando
or the Kissimmee area and we are gonna go to
secrets for the first time ever and If you guys
don't know what secrets is it is a LS? lifestyle
clothing optional resort there in Kissimmee,
Florida and That's where all the people hang
out all the cool people and we're actually gonna
meet them They're going out on Friday and they're
gonna stay through the weekend So we are going
to hang out with them and most likely do some
version of a podcast with them live. It will
be live. It'll be recorded. Nope, they're gonna
be live. We will be alive. They are bringing
their radio truck with a satellite dish on the
top and we are going live. So we're looking forward
to Secrets. If you guys get this message before
Saturday the 22nd, send us your thoughts on Secrets.
something there that we have to check out is
there like a special playroom feature that you
know you didn't you didn't notice till the second
or third time you went like we're only gonna
go this one time i don't foresee us going back
there at least for a few years but we want to
make sure we see all the things um on this first
go -around so let us know all right uh is there
anything else you want to address before we dive
into vegas part two No, all right, so so one
thing we forgot to say about what had happened
on Friday what happened was we got back to the
hotel after we had eaten and Left the left the
place sat in an uber eight and then went back
to our hotel and you got undressed and what was
what were you still wearing sir? So once I walked
into the hotel room and you know after all the
fun it was it's a couple hours from now and after
all the fun was done and you know the the blood
was settled down and I noticed I had like a bit
of like a pinch like an itch or like a pinch
down in my crotch or region and I was like well
that's weird and I pull my pants off and I still
have my cock ring on. It's a silicone cock ring,
so you can live with it. It's not the first time
and it won't probably be the last time that you've
left it on and forgot about it. No, the first
time was when you put it on me when I was completely
hammered. That was understandable. The second
time in Vegas... I wasn't even I wasn't drunk.
I was like I was I was loose I was definitely
was that was the other thing I was gonna say
about Friday too because we talked to beard and
butt about that like is I was pretty sober and
I don't not that I can't play sober I just usually
don't like yeah, we're just usually drinking
and that does help loosen Like me up. Yeah, and
but I guess cuz they're our friends it was easier.
But yeah, I was nowhere near drunk and beard
was saying he Was completely sober. Yeah, and
that's not and that's unusual for him, too And
you were pretty sober and I don't know where
but was that but I was I was damn near sober
just just because of How the event started like
we talked about in the first episode how like
the first couple hours was a meeting greet it
was weird for me to kind of catch up and like
figure my place. Yeah. And part of it too is
we took a nap earlier in the day. Yeah. And then
we got up. And so we kind of like all that we
had drank during the day was kind of basically
gone. So we started from ground zero when we
woke up from our nap and got ready. Yeah. So,
um, yeah. So that was fun. Yeah. So anyway, um,
moving on to night two. Night two. Well, day
two. Day two. Yes. Day two. Saturday. I mean
nothing. Like day two, we ended up doing a bunch
of Tiki bars. Bunch of Tiki bars. We hit all
the Tiki bars. No, all of them. Did we hit all
of them? We went Golden Tiki. We did Golden Tiki
first. We did Frankie's Tiki. We did Frankie's
first. We did Golden Tiki second. We went to
Frankie's and one of our friends there, she...
She removed her top Oh bar. So Sam was actually
Wearing a sweater that day and it was a warm
day like the weather was so random in Vegas like
one second It was cold and then the next day
it was warm, but that day was particularly warm
Yeah, so she was wearing a sweater We actually
started our day off at a brunch and this place
if you I believe I posted the picture on tik
-tok But we're at brunch and it's the place that's
by It was called I can't remember the name of
it, but it was next to oh it was Park it was
called Park Park on Fremont Park on Fremont.
Yeah, so we went there for brunch Which was a
good brunch spot by the way, if you're down there,
um Super cute little like kichi kichi kichi kichi
kind of place, but I'm sitting there talking
We're out on the patio and I'm sitting there
talking to everybody. We're all just having conversation
and all this and I look over and I'm like are
those horses fucking in that picture? And sure
as shit, they have a huge painting on this wall
outside that has two horses fucking. And the
trainers like standing there. There's a lady
just holding one of the horses little rain. And
then there's two horse. Yeah, it was. Funny I
just thought it was funny out of all the places
we could have picked to eat brunch We had never
none of us had ever been there, but I wonder
if I could find my photo. I think on my tik -tok.
Well Park on Fremont, right? Yeah, but Beard
sent us the photo. I have this right and I believe
I put it on the tik -tok I believe it's in one
of the like reels I posted or whatever on the
tick. Oh, yeah. There it is So yeah. Yep. I could
make this as the sub picture to our Oh, to the
podcast. Oh, there you go. So anyway, so that
was just funny. But so we did the brunch and
then we did the tiki bars. And yes, Sam, because
it was she was wearing a sweater and it was too
hot. She's like took off her shirt. Well, the
thing about Frankie's is when you walk in from
the outside, it is like pitch black inside. So
you walk in and you get in the corner and you
have this feeling of like seclusion. but then
as your eyes adjust, you realize as dark as you
thought you took your shirt off and you can now
see everywhere and everybody else that was already
in there the entire time was able to see you
for that time taking off. But I mean, she was
wearing a sports bra. I wasn't a regular bra.
But yeah, yeah. I mean, her shirt wasn't her
bra wasn't any different. My shirt looked like
a bra too. But it was a shirt. It was just funny.
So anyway, it was just funny because yeah. so
here we went so we did that and then we went
to golden tiki um which is cute and the bathroom
is well i don't want to spoil it for people but
if you ever go into the bathroom is that golden
tiki go into the the bathroom. Or if you want
to look it up because you don't think you'll
ever be able to go there because you live in
some other part of the world, look up Golden
Tiki bathroom. I'm sure Las Vegas, I'm sure there's
plenty of stuff that's been posted on it. But
anyway, so we did that and we then we went over
to some of us, some people left, but some people
of us went to Moss Porfavor. Oh, yeah, that's
right. And we did the speakeasy. It's a tequila
bar speakeasy. that's really cute over it's right
next door inside of a like a mexican restaurant
yeah um but it's like cartel themed so we did
that and we did not make it to um the strip club
oh yeah we were gonna go to the strip club say
it again sam's yeah play it again sam's play
it again sam so uh we did not make it there however
yeah so then we went to Oh and then at that point
it was like we all went back to the hotel. The
girls, we gambled and the boys went and took
a nap. And then that night though is the night
where we were going to Whispers. Whispers. So
that night I was more tipsy because I didn't
go to take a nap. I just kind of continued holding
my buzz on. You took a nap. Sounds right. Cole
took a nap. Don't I think beard and butt took
naps. Yeah, they left early and they both went
back to the hotel and took naps so anyway, we
we whispers is a different very different vibe
and very different setup than Flirts one thing
we didn't I don't believe we talked about flirts
is how attractive the crowd was there. Yeah,
I don't think we Really touched on that too much.
Yeah, there was a lot of good looking people.
It was very similar to plush how we said you
could throw a dart. Yeah, very, very similar.
Not everybody my type, but everybody was exactly.
Yeah. Good looking. You can, you can appreciate,
you can be like, all right, this is a good looking
crowd here. Yeah. Not our type necessarily. Yeah.
Not necessarily everybody, but yeah, but yeah,
it was a good looking crowd. So whispers was
actually busier. I would say then flirts. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, flirts has a hard a hundred Capacity,
I think if I recall correctly that they cut off
And they also stop allowing people in at a certain
time. So I think I Think that's by design just
so it's not like so crazy in there. But yeah
whispers was like nuts. Yeah so whispers we got
there and Again it was the same group of people
only this time Sam and Cole made it in. They
did make it there, yeah. And they had never been
there, I don't think. No, I don't believe so.
I don't think Beard and Butt had ever been there
either. Pool party, I think. Oh yeah, they had
said they'd never been to night parties. Yeah,
so this is now our third night party there. Yeah,
not that weekend, but in general. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, at Whispers. Yeah. The first time we went
there, it was okay. You had a little bit of a...
Mildly bad experience second time was much better.
Yeah pool party was fun. And then this time we
had another good time So yeah, the averages are
working out better. Yeah so whispers is definitely
gives more of a if you know, you know, like Fa
vibes like it's an older house. It's The crowd
is kind of eclectic more eclectic I would say
and Had to move the my her microphone like her
entire face was like behind the mic and I'm like
looking I'm like, what am I looking at? All right
Much better. I want to look at your face. So
the The crowd is definitely more eclectic. There's
like old and young and just All different types
of people. Yeah It's more it's Don't want to
say I Don't want to say it's like a dive bar.
But for me It's more my realm Yeah, it's not
as it's not as like you don't feel as like hoity
-toity like the people at flirts There was some
like really nicely dressed people and that's
great for them. Yeah, that is not so much my
style It's your style. You'll get dressed to
the tent. Yeah, but I'm more like a sneakers
ball cap Shorts, you know, that's more my realm.
Yeah, and whispers definitely lends itself Yeah,
you'll definitely see a different range of people
in their attire 100 % and also they don't have
like a rule about nudity or Yeah, you walk in
and it's yeah, it's go time from the second you
walk. Yeah, there's no Rules about any of no
announcements. Yeah, it's just like hey come
out come as you are. Have a good time Yeah, and
they have a full spread of food Well, they were
having a special stuff, too, because it was Valentine's
Day weekend. Yeah. But yeah, so that was so then
there was that was fun. And then our friends
who ended up not being able to come because they
weren't feeling well. Palm Springs couple. Yeah.
They she had set up a birthday thing with Tina
Marie. Tina Maria whispers. Yeah. Yeah all surprise
for me a surprise for me and Then be when you
found out they couldn't come when we found out
they couldn't come they weren't feeling well
they You pass it off on to you. So you took that
over and it was a surprise it was So here's the
thing I Like I said the Palm Springs couple She
came up with the idea She hit up Tina Marie and
said hey, is there anything special you can do
for the birthday girl? We have a whole party
coming in and She said actually, you know what
I can get you a cake. I can hook you guys up
I can make it a whole big thing and she's like
great So yeah when she passed it off to me then
I was like cool. So when we get there I I had
already contacted Tina Marie at this point saying
hey, I'm the new point for this. This is what's
happening. When are you going to be there? Who
can I blah, blah, blah, blah. So I get there
and I'm looking for her. She's not there yet.
I'm trying to talk to her and let her know who
I am, but not letting her know with in front
of you. Like it's like a secret, you know? Yeah.
So I'm trying to be secretive. And then she's
like, okay, okay, we'll we'll do this. Well,
yeah, sounds good. Sounds good. and then every
time like she would come around she's like are
you guys ready? I'm like yeah but then I would
start looking around and some of our friends
were like in the bathroom or outside or something
so I kept trying to corral everybody and like
guys stay here. Did they know? Yes. Okay. Yes
to a point so I didn't want to I didn't want
to tell everybody because then the more people
you tell the more chance it's going to get spoiled.
Right. So I was just basically saying, Hey, there's
something going on here. Stay here. And then
I would see everybody and then one person would
like leave to the bathroom. And I'm like, God
damn it. So finally we get it coordinated and
Tina Marie comes over. She's like, okay, you
know, the DJ is going to make an announcement.
You guys can walk in. So I'm like, cool. So we
start walking around the corner and I had you
by the hand. I'm starting to walk you past like
our tables that we are sitting at we were starting
to walk more towards the dance floor bar Yeah,
we're walk past the bar past our table more towards
the dance floor And then the DJ gets on the microphone
and do you remember what he said? No, so what
I this is what I remember or this is what my
brain went okay so we're going and i'm like oh
i need a drink and you're like we'll get one
in a minute and so then you're pulling me and
then i just see a chair in the middle of the
dance floor alone by itself and you're pulling
me towards the dance floor and i'm like oh hell
to the no and you're like yep and i'm like nope
and you're like yep and i'm like absolutely not
sir and you're like Nope, we're doing this. Who
won that tug of war? Sit down. Who won that tug
of war? You did. You're like, sit down. I'm like,
O -M -G. There was a group of people I knew,
but then there was a whole shit ton of people
there. I had no fucking clue who they were. Yep.
So that's when it did. Oh, and, and, and, and
at this point, I had removed all of my clothes.
I was wearing my knee -high boots, and that's
it. Underwear. Oh, and my thong. Yeah. My thong.
and knee -high boots. I wouldn't have had you
sit on that seat without underwear. Red thong
and knee -high boots is all I was wearing at
that point. I had no intention on being sat in
front of an entire group. I mean, yeah, I was
walking around but in a crowd. I had no intention
of having a spotlight put on me essentially.
Yeah. So then the DJ made the announcement and
then sat you down and I proceeded to give the
worst not even a lap dance just like a around
like around merry -go -round dance around you
a little bit and then We called a few people
from the crowd. No Tina Marie came out with the
cake. Oh, that's right. That's right Tina Marie
came out with the cake the entire place sang
to me happy birthday and then I Jiggled her boobs
because there was no Candle on the she's like,
oh, we don't have a candle and I was like, it's
right. I'll just motorboat you. And then it was
like, OK, now let's give her lap dances. Yes.
And then you did that. And then this older gentleman
fit guy comes in front and just does a lap dance
and then does the splits directly in front of
me. And then. Yeah, it was wild. And then. our
some of our friends came and I think um uh my
chocolate milkshake yeah nurse feel good she
uh put some of her drink on me and then licked
it off me and then some other yeah it was it
was fun but I don't like being Like, I don't
like being, like, the center of that kind of
attention. Like, I was like, there is no way.
And I'm glad I kept drinking all day because
if I had been, if it had been the way I was at
flirts, I would have, like, I don't think I would
have sat down. I would have fought you harder.
You wouldn't have won. So, so that was fun. That
was fun. So there was a... So we were there.
Let me see. Okay, so There was a couple a couple
of couples a couple of couples. We had our friends
there and there was there was a couple that walked
in And He was a very tall black gentleman black
yes And she was a shorter blonde girl super short
also fit. Yeah, but very like tiny little blonde
um woman who he was with and they were not they're
not married we found out later but spoiler alert
so they came in and they caught my eye yeah well
he was in a pink thong yeah yes he was in a he
was in a pink thong and and she was cute she
was very cute yeah they're both good -looking
i was like okay good -looking couples i was like
okay i'm digging i'm digging yeah i'm thinking
i'll make my move at some point So then we kind
of pushed that aside and they were just kind
of frolicking and and then whispers Is the place
that has outside by the pool party or the pool
area? They have a little like a secondary garage
building I guess you'd call it and it has a couple
different rooms and one of the rooms is the It's
not a dungeon it's not it has like frilly Blankets
on the bed and a dungeon It has a couple of rooms
where they have is like some unique sex types
beds and a swing and a tie -down There's a swing.
Yeah, I'm one of those rooms. Are you sure that's
pretty sure the middle room has I don't think
so. I think there's a Spanking bench and then
there's like another tea tea bench and then the
other one has beds around it. I'm I don't think
there's a swing. I don't know. We'll have to
check it out again. Yeah. Anyway. And then in
the other room, there's the St. Andrew's cross.
Yes. Mr. Sweets is playing with his dick right
now. Anyway. So, yeah, there was and then there's
always a couple. Well, I don't know about always,
but every time we've been there, they've been
there. There's a couple of the exception of the
pool party. Was he there then? Oh, I didn't go
in there. But anyway, there was um, was it feeling
good? That's right. We wouldn't have gone anywhere
near that. Yeah, there was a Anyway, there's
a couple that does like Demonstrations, I guess
or like just yeah, and then there's people who
it seems like go regularly probably live in obviously
live in the area and they kind of Use it and
yeah use because they bring all these whips and
all this stuff too with them so I had every intention
of getting up and getting spanked and doing all
of that. Because not the not the last time, but
the time before you had some of that stuff done.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it. But my turn got overlooked.
So the guy was doing all the stuff to another
girl. And then he told me, OK, just sit in this.
Sit over here and then you'll be next. And I'm
like, OK. And then he went and did something
else. And then really big backstory. Is I had
gone in there and I was standing there right
behind you at the doorway and then he the dungeon
master Said there's a bed over there. So I walked
over to them like alright, I'll go get a bed
first row action and then That's where my chocolate
milkshake followed me over to the bed So I was
over there on the bed with her watching you guys
and you went and got on the couch and you were
like kind of in like your queue Yeah, and then
so you're in you're in a queue Somebody went
up got done and then it should have been your
Yeah, and then I think another a couple actually
went in and did like their thing and then it
should have been me next But then he walked away
And his wife was still in there. And I don't
I really think she didn't realize I was next.
But she ended up pulling up her friend, which
looked suspicious. But I honestly think it was
just like she just didn't realize she had her
own line in mind. Yeah, exactly. So she had her
friend come up. And then at that point, I'm just
like, at first I was sitting next to Cole on
the couch and then he got up. And so then I'm
just sitting there. by myself with these other
people sitting on the couch who I don't know.
So then I was just kind of like, this is kind
of I'm like wasting my night essentially just
sitting here. And I just I don't need it that
bad. I don't want it that bad. I'm not going
to wait, you know, three hours. Well, like you
were saying, some of our other friends had left
the building. Yeah, too. And it was kind of like
part of it was to be like, have fun, perform
with your friends. Yeah. And then. So I was on
the bed getting like a mini handy and I'm watching
you and I could see you're getting frustrated
Yeah, and I wasn't getting fresh. I was just
like bored bored. I could read you Yeah, your
face shows a lot. Yeah, so I could kind of tell
like you were annoyed You were getting annoyed
and then you like I didn't I didn't necessarily
Translate what had happened with the girl to
the friend? Yeah, because I was like the girl
that got pulled up. I was like This is gonna
be fun to watch. I was kind of like just in the
moment because since I wasn't I wasn't waiting
It didn't matter as much to me. Yeah, but then
you got up and you just like peaced out. Yeah,
and I'm over this and I would I thought It was
because of me. I thought I was doing something
wrong. You know, I mean like it was just one
of those like Shit, no, I was like hold up Sitting
here by myself and I went out there and I got
you you're like, no, I'm fine I just I just I
was just ready to move on. Yeah, I'm like, oh
with my night and then the guy The guy who initially
told me to have a seat there and I'd be next
dungeon master. He was like He later he's like,
I'm sorry. You didn't get a chance to go up.
I'm like, whatever. It's fine Don't let it happen
again, sir. Exactly So then we Became out of
the that room and I think by that point I think
beard and butt had left beard and butt had left
salmon coal had left salmon coal had left. Yeah,
so like Kind of all of our nurse feel good We're
still there, but I think they were in a room
with somebody because I didn't see them for a
while Yeah, so I think they had already they
were doing they're doing whatever they were doing
by that time So like all of our, all of our options
that we had kind of, I never want to say intended
or had, um, what's the word I'm looking for?
Um, expectations. There was definitely some level
of like, Hey, we're probably going to play, but
everybody had pieced out and we're like, Oh,
okay, cool. Let's all right. Let's transition.
What are we going to do? Cause we weren't ready
to leave. So we started walking around and we
found a spot. Yeah, the big orgy room. Yeah,
it has like the beds all like a big you. Yeah,
they there was hardly anybody in there. There
was like one couple in like the far corner. And
there were some people sitting on the couches
watching. But other than that, like there was
nobody on the bed. So we ended up putting down
a sheet and then getting onto like the edge of
the you if you will. Yeah. And you and I just
Fucking and started playing it's me sitting on
your face. Mm -hmm All of the things yeah, you
see on your face then fucking then blowjobs and
and then things as we're standing there the Couple
not standing we're laying on the bed. You're
fucking me that couple the original one with
the the pink thong They were actually standing
like really close at one point and I I noticed
none of this. This is all your recollection And
I said something, I can't remember what I said,
but they're like, oh yeah, we're like watching
you, you guys. I was like, oh, okay. And I was
like, do, do, do, do. And then they ended up
moving over to the other side of the room and
they were standing up. So I had you in missionary
and I was fucking you. And then I had the vibrate
or the, not the vibrate, yeah, the vibrator.
in my hand, playing with that and playing with
your boobs, I'm like, there's too many things
to do here. So I'm like, I need an extra hand.
So I called out to the room, I beckoned, I go,
I need an extra hand over here. And they came.
They came running from the other side of the
room. And they weren't running. They ran. They
ran. They ran as... You're so weird. You always
are like... And then they came running. They
came running. No one came running. Like you're
so dramatic about it. In my eyes, that's what
I saw. So then they came over and he pulled down
his thong and bada bing bada boom. He kind of...
He was very fit, like I said. He was in like
a squatting position, essentially. Your head
was basically hanging off the edge of the bed.
Yeah, my head was on the edge of the bed. So
he essentially was like squatting. Over me. So
I was like sucking his dick and licking his balls
and stuff and then and she was he was doing the
same and Playing with your boobs. Yeah, she was
sitting on the edge of the bed next to me kind
of playing With things and then you were Did
you were you touching her? Um, no not at that
point so We We were doing all of that. I was
just I was just concentrating on fucking you
and i'm like finally I got my extra hands in
here like I can focus now so we're doing that
as i'm fucking you he's he's playing with your
clit a little bit and then I think I I reached
under and I grabbed her boob for like a second
It was a very awkward position because she was
at the head of the bed or the head of the thing
Yeah, she's on the side next to me so I kind
of grabbed her boob for a second and then everybody
kind of stopped and But by this point you had
mouth on dick, mouth on balls, like you were,
you know, throat deep. You were all in it. You
were in it. Definitely not throat deep. His dick
was a two handed dick. It was huge. You said
it was a girthy. Super girthy. Two hands. To
be clear. Three hands. And I have big hands.
All righty then. So, so we're doing all that.
And in my head, I'm like, okay, I could see this
going somewhere, you know? So we kind of pause
for a second. And then she's like, you know,
what's everybody's rules or like, you know, boundaries
or something, something to that effect. And I
don't even think we answered. We didn't even
get a chance to answer. Yeah, she said hers was
condoms for everything, including oral. Yeah.
And I was like, I was like condoms. I heard condoms.
I don't think. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And then
she's like for everything. And I was like, and
then she said including oral, including oral.
And then her guy said, um, He said, I'm good.
Clearly he was good with condoms, not condoms
for oral, because I was giving him oral without
condom. But exactly. He said, I'm good with whatever,
basically. I mean, he didn't really seem to have
condoms for sex, I'm assuming. But I think that's
what he said, actually. And then I could kind
of tell, like. Your wind come out of your sails
when you had heard this Well, here's the thing
is condoms for oral up to that point and actually
at no point did she ever Contact she never touched
me. Yeah so I was kind of already like thinking
like I Definitely didn't feel out of the picture.
Yeah, but I was on a I was on my own island Yeah,
like it was you him and her were all touching
everything and I was doing my thing. So I kind
of already was like, yeah, maybe she's just into
girls. Yeah. Whatever. I would I would have I
would have played along. I would have played
along. But when she said oral for everything,
or kind of for everything, including oral, that
was that was like a man for me. Yeah, there's
no way I'm going to maintain any type of erection.
Right. With a condom on and it's kind of like,
If that's your boundary, fantastic. Great. I
love that for you. Say less. So it's just that
that's not how we would want to play. Yeah. And
nothing against it. You do you. But there's just
no way I would be able to maintain any type of,
you know, and it's not it's not fun. Oral with
a condom. Yeah. For you. For me personally. So
that I think they could tell the the room Yeah,
the other room a little bit when that was said
so they are like oh we're gonna go to the bathroom
and they got up and then like Went to the went
into the bathroom, which the bathroom actually
then leads to the locker room meanwhile all her
clothes were still on the bed and then you and
I kind of like wrapped up what we were doing
and then we're like like they never came out
of the bathroom, but then we ended up like We
really didn't expect them to come back because
we could all tell it was kind of just like it
had fizzled. So but we walked to the to the locker
to stand in there and they're standing there
getting dressed and they're like, oh, no, we
just so there was this like awkward kind of like
we weren't trying to like, yeah, like, you know,
fine guys, leave or whatever. We're like, it's
totally fine. We all caught the same vibe. Don't
worry. Not a problem. Yeah. Mean, well, we're
like, hey, if you want to listen to our podcast.
So that's kind of like, um, that's probably our
second time we've had that type of thing happen
to us, except the first time we, we pushed past
it. It was the, uh, the couple that didn't kiss.
Oh yeah. Yeah. That was the first and only time
we've had that happen to us. Right. Where no
kiss thing. The no kiss. Yeah. Don't think I
could do that. Yeah, you know what if they would
just have to be like They would have to check
so many boxes for me Mm -hmm to not kiss. Yeah,
but see the problem with that That girl again.
She enjoyed everything I was doing to her, but
she didn't ever touch me So it's like it's kind
of like if you if you don't kiss got it What
else are you gonna do like what yeah, what are
what are you gonna do to fill that void? Yeah,
cuz I'm I'm a big kisser. Like things start with
kissing. Yeah, and Sometimes they are kissing
only right? That's fine. I mean, we have a lot
of that we do a lot of that. Yeah, we just Make
out with people and it's fun. So yeah for for
us they would for for us to be with another no
kissing couple They would have to check a lot
of boxes. Yeah, and I don't know. I don't I don't
think I could do that again But um, so that's
you live and you learn you do That's the beauty
of this is everybody has boundaries and that's
fine And they did the responsible thing by saying
hey, what are your boundaries? Yeah before we
go any further with this, right? Before my guy
just shoves his dick any further down your wife's
throat What are your boundaries? Well, sir. Third
base. Yeah. So we wrapped up there. So sad. And
then went home or went back to the hotel. And
then the next day, most of our friends were leaving.
Yeah. So we kind of just hung out a little. We
went to a We went into a to a Argentinian restaurant
in the morning or in the afternoon I guess with
beard and butt which was nice. Had some different
type of food. Yeah and then um went to Cabo Wabo
with some friends beard and butt and then some
other friends and had some cocktails and then
we ended up um they every so all those people
left and the only people left the only the lone
soldiers were uh Sam and Cole and us So we met
up with them. We met up with them at it back
in down downtown Vegas, Fremont Street, Fremont
Street. We actually met up with them at the container
park, which is pretty cool. And if you go, it
just so happened to be the second Sunday, I think
is what it is, of the month. And they do like
a whole outdoor like DJ concert thing. Yeah.
almost all day and so While we were at Cabo Wabo
Sam and Cole were enjoying that they had stumbled
upon it and we're enjoying that cocktails outside
at like some of the different bars that are there
so We ended up meeting him there. That was really
cool And then we went and had dinner at the last
tiki bar that we didn't go to which is the one
Glitter Gulch Glitter Gulch. Tiki. Glitter Gulch.
Bar. I do not recommend Glitter Gulch. Yeah,
if you're a tiki bar person, don't recommend.
If you are like a tiki bar enthusiast and you
want real tiki drinks and you want the good stuff,
this is like a Disney tiki bar. Yeah, it's like
and then what's so weird is they named it after
that old strip club that was on. Yeah, on Fremont
Street. Fremont Street. Why would you why would
they do that? I don't know. it's so bizarre to
me but they didn't know how to make some simple
drinks they had like a zombie but it was in like
a like a vat like a boat yeah like a four person
drink and i go well i don't want a four person
zombie can i just get like a single one person
will spend it they're like oh we we don't know
how to make that do that like we'll just divide
it by four but i mean like a any tiki bar is
gonna know how to make a freaking zombie but
just divide the recipe by four you dodo birds
but i was like nope i'm done and then like they
had like weird versions of the painkiller and
It was just it was the inside vibe was dope like
the lights. Yeah the seats. It was comfy It was
a chill place there, but just the menu Yeah,
if you're a tiki enthusiast Yeah, don't call
yourself a tiki bar if you can't do basic tiki
drinks. Alright, I'm getting off my chair Get
off get off your little soapbox So yeah, so don't
recommend but we did go there and we got Cole
to drink a rum drink oh yeah he's not he's not
a he's a whiskey drinker but um anyway so then
we ended up going down to downtown Vegas and
we watched the bands that are out there like
your free live music they have three stages down
yeah we were at the one outside of the D the
D the D and uh we learned some new things about
our friend Mr. Cole. Mm hmm. He is an 80s hair
band enthusiast. He did not know he was such
a fan of Poison. Right. He was an enthusiast.
So we basically just got really drunk. Like we
got drunk. Because if you're in old Vegas, that's
the part I like about downtown Vegas. The drinks
are always so strong. Yes. And. They're not as
expensive as on this trip the regular strip and
then like they're just so strong and they're
way cheaper and we Probably stood there for hours
or more Just listening to the band singing dancing
drinking and getting way too drunk so again with
the drinking like there was there was a little
bit of intention slash expectation maybe that
us four we're gonna yeah hang out hang out and
play um but yeah everybody just we just we're
having such a see that's the thing is expectations
can be bad yeah because we had a great night
we had everybody singing and screaming at the
top of their lungs drinking whiskey like there's
no tomorrow And it was a great time. It was a
great time. Had we followed our expectations
and maybe not drank as much and retired to the
room like that wouldn't have happened. Yeah,
we could. I mean, it could have still been a
good time. But at the same time, they wouldn't.
You couldn't. For us, for us, it was like the
vibe was already vibing. Yeah. And why change
the why change the vibe? Like, like we say, more
about the hang. Yeah. And then the hang was really
fun. The hang was super fun. And Um, it's like
if it was if that's what was supposed to happen
that night then that's where our night would
have led us, you know, but our night led us to
this really killer 80s band cover band that was
just Rocking out and it was just like so we ended
up just doing some makeout sessions a little
bit And confusing the hell out of the other people
around us. Probably I love the points. Um, but
yeah, so I got way too drunk Wait after as we
were standing there. I think I left to get a
drink or something I came back and Cole had left
on a pizza He went to go get pizza or no tacos
tacos tacos, but he went the entire wrong way
Yeah, and he just left and where'd he go? get
tacos and everybody's like no we're not no idea
sam had already left to get tacos so then he
went after her yeah everybody just left to get
and then everybody split and then by that time
i mean it was already really late and i think
the band was the band was down was done yeah
we sang the last encore yeah so then i'm like
okay well let's go get food oh actually you know
we did we uh we met another couple there one
of our listeners oh yeah yeah that's right that's
right i forgot the we were gonna um go to because
we We were maybe gonna do the pool. They're the
couple that send us their concierge Yes, there's
that indoor pool. And then yeah, they're they're
listening of ours listeners of ours and they
sent our there sent us their private like kind
of host guy and We ended up not going but they
still went but then they joined us downtown and
we were hanging out with them for probably felt
about like an hour I don't know. But anyway,
yeah. Yeah I hung out with them for a little
bit, messing with new friends and their locals.
To here? Ish. Yeah. So, yeah. So then, but by
that time I was already really drunk. So, um.
So we, I said, let's call it, cause I can read
you. Yeah. Once I saw you. Getting to that point.
I scaled back on my drinking because one of us
has to you know, be the manager one here. Yeah
so I kind of scaled back on my drinking and You
were Again Farrell You you were just going and
you're like, let's let's go. Let's go gamble.
Let's go I'm like babe. We we have a mission
like we need to well I wanted to eat But I didn't
want to eat at the same place we'd eaten at the
past two late nights, which was the little place
takeaway place in our hotel. So I was like, let's
go to a different hotel. So we went to the Binion's
to eat at the cafe. And I ordered a BLT and I
was like, oh, this is gross. There's like way
too much bacon on this, which when I told Sam
and Cole that later, they were like, okay, now
we know you were really drunk because nobody
ever says there's too much bacon on something.
And I'm like, it was just so over. Especially
on a BLT. I know I had like one bite of it. I
ate most of your soup from your meal. And then
we finally made it back to the room. Started
back. Started walking to our room and We were
probably about 10 minutes out and you looked
at me you're going you're like I'm not feeling
good And in my head like the timer starts going
off. I'm like, you know ting ting ten nine So
we start start I'm like pushing you through the
casino. Yeah and Got you upstairs Perfect timing.
Yeah, and we We had upgraded our room to a bigger
room. So we had a really big shower with a really
big tub So I got in that and I threw up and you
made yourself at home in there for about two
hours I slept in there for like two hours throwing
up periodically pushing it down the drain Very
hot. It's very hot and I would I was exhausted,
but I couldn't go to bed because I had to Make
sure I wasn't gonna drown in the shower. So I
kept checking on you and then once Once you were
done, like I could tell you had emptied out.
I'm like, alright, let's get you up. Let's get
you into bed So yeah that ended that night, but
that was the only night I threw up in which is
pretty fucking impressive. She's pretty good
So yeah that ended that night and then Everybody
left the next day. Everybody left the next day.
It was just us. So, um, we hadn't, yeah, we had
intended the day before. So we had intended actually
when we went to, um, dirty Vegas to do the $10
tattoos. Yeah, we didn't do it. Um, uh, part
of it's cause the pool parties, you don't want
to have your tattoo in the pool parties. And
then part of it is like, again, the last day
I just was like nauseous and not feeling great.
which is the day we were planning on to do it.
So we ended up didn't end up doing it anyway.
We didn't end up doing it still was on our radar.
So we have each other's initials tattooed on
our wrists and we were going to add something
to it after because we did it while we were dating.
And so while we're since we're well now we're
married, obviously. So we're going to add something
to it. So we decided to add. a heart next to
it, just the 20, well it was $20, was it 20 or
10? It was 10. 10, yeah, just the $10 tattoo,
a heart next to it. So if you don't know what
she's talking about, in Vegas there's a tattoo
parlor called Coolsville and there's actually
four locations in Vegas and they have $10 tattoos.
You go in and it's like, it takes longer to fill
out the paperwork than the tattoos. Yeah, it
really does. For yours, I literally like... You
sat down he was like prepping everything. I went
to the bathroom. I came out and you were done.
I'm standing up saying yeah, I know I was like,
oh dang So yeah, they had like $10 tattoos $20
tattoos and they have like a it's just flash
art really simple stuff, but it's cool You know
if you want to go there and they have you know,
dumb little hearts animals like little things.
It's yeah Just stuff whatever like the infinity
sign. Mm -hmm So we were actually the night before
with Sam and Cole. We were gonna get one with
them Well, he has a very specific idea. Well,
he was talking about doing a turtle on a log,
but they didn't have that as flash art anyway.
But we were going to do it with them. But the
tattoo place closed at seven. And by that time,
it was way past seven when we started talking
about it. So we didn't end up doing it with them.
We were still going to do we were going to do
both. So we were going to do one with them. We
were still going to do our heart or whatever
we were going to add to it. We were going to
do two if we ended up doing one with them. But
yeah. um we didn't end up doing one we just ended
up doing ourselves so that next day we uh monday
once everybody had left and it was just you and
i we went and we did our flash tattoo nailed
it got our ten dollar tattoos and then we went
to another tiki bar which we didn't go to with
our friends which is the stray pirate That's
a good one. That's a good one. That is a good
one I wish we would have been able to go there
with our friends like if we would have made it
to that one because it's it is a good one and
it's got a cool vibe and it's got cool like like
not animatronic, but the like Like you're like
it's like you're in a submarine kind of well
They have a bunch of TVs kind of like how I have
the our bar They have a tee they have a bunch
of TVs and they're set up like with aquatic.
It looks like an aquarium Yeah, like you're under
the water. Yeah So yeah, it's like us and it's
like dog themed so stray Yeah, I think they also
they um, I think they donate part of their proceeds
or stuff to uh local animal animal shelters,
which were big dog people so that was like that's
just a plus I Buy merch from there because of
that Exactly. So that's our second time there
now and both times are cool Yeah, the thing with
tiki bars and going there with friends that aren't
tiki bar enthusiast is you're not going to get
a third tiki bar out because people get wasted
at those. Yeah. Like you and I can go out and
we can jump. Yeah. We, you and I can jump, jump,
jump and we can knock them out. Yeah. But I think
at the end of like golden tiki, people were like
tapped out. They're like, I can't, I can't do
another one. Yeah. Um, plus we had plans that
night, but, um, yeah. So we did this straight
pirate and then I mean, we had to get up really
early the next morning for a flight. So did we
do anything after Stray Pirate? Oh, yeah, we
went and ate at Oscars. So in. We did it last
time, too, we were in Vegas, but in the. Yeah,
at the in downtown Vegas, the the plaza there,
there's an Oscar steakhouse, which we ate at
last time, which was really good. We had reservations
last time. This time we were able to. Walk in
and sit. I mean their inside was all Booked I
guess but they have a patio which they open for
Walk -ins so we were able to do that and had
a nice steak dinner I kept off the Vegas weekend.
Yeah, and then went to bed Yes, and then flew
home the next morning super fucking early. Yes
Like all in all like 5 a .m. But all in all Vegas
trip was a success. It was a super big success
It was a lot of fun. Yeah, had a really good
time. It was good friends, good food, good drinks,
good fucking. Good penis. So now we are caught
up on Vegas and we're gonna recap really quick.
So this are a couple of days from we are leaving
to Florida. On Saturday the 22nd, we are going
to Secrets for the very first time. The week
after that, we are getting on the 311 cruise.
We are going to be going into Bahamas, Harvest
K, music on the boat all day, and we have an
LS group that we've put together that's going
to be on that boat with us. And that should be
a good time. So if you're listening, we're going
to see you soon. And we got bracelets, so everybody
will know each other. Yes. And my goal is to
flip a vanilla. I don't like, I don't love that.
I love it. Unless it's a single. Nah, a couple.
No, because then you might cause problems in
their relationship. That's a whole nother story.
True. I don't want to be the source of what happens
on the boat stays on the problem. What happens
on the boat? I think you could tell the couple,
though. Like like if they've been together, they've
thought about it. I think it's going to happen.
And Yeah, and then maybe someone in our LS group
will see There's a couple people in there I got
my eye on I'm just saying Um, but if you guys
aren't able to join us In florida at secrets
And it's too late to get a ticket on the 311
cruise because that shit sold out months ago
Yeah, it sold out when it started and if you
find yourself in southern california with nothing
to do this weekend on friday March 21st say less
say less productions is having another world
-famous meet -and -greet at the Cove in Murietta
You can find that information on Cassidy if you
go to their community Join the say less productions.
You'll see all the information there or if you
just go to the parties and events page They're
on the left tab and look for the March 21st.
You will see all the information there That is
shaping up to be a fantastic event And in April,
what is the date on that one? April 13th or April
12th? I don't know. The lust party. I have no
idea. I think you said the 12th. Let's see. April
12th is a Saturday. We are going to be making
an appearance at the lust party. We haven't been
there since, what, October? Yeah. Remember? Life
got busy, other events and all that stuff. So...
As of right now, we're planning on going to that.
That's gonna be a first for quite a few months.
It's gonna be good to get back there, hang out.
Let's see, what else do we have coming up? Anything
of note at the moment? I can't even, my brain
is so fried right now. We are coming into - I
need my vacation ASAP. We are coming into pool
party. Pool party mode. We got parties at Bia
Vida coming up. We got Memorial Day weekend.
We're trying to figure out if we're going to
do that at Whispers in Vegas or if we're going
to do the at Bia Vida here in SoCal. There's
a couple different options there. We also got
places out in Palm Springs. We got Cali vibes.
We got Cali vibes coming up on Saturday. We're
only going on one day. I think it's the seventh.
Saturday June 7th. We are going to be going to
Cali vibes, which is a reggae festival in Long
Beach, California We'll be putting out rendezvous
and you know, probably try to put together a
group of people We already have a few people
that are going if you hear this and you are interested
in information for that just shoot us a text
and We can give you more information if you can't
find it if Google is broken We can help you out
but again Thank you guys for listening. I think
we're gonna call it cuz it is time for bed Yeah,
so good night. Good night Just kidding And When
enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples
upside down believe in unicorns and keep shaking
it up Love you, babe. Love you, too. So I have
to come before we go to bed. How are you gonna
do that? I swear it's gonna be fast. How do you
want to make this happen? Mean you put you probably
could have done it during the podcast. You should
have told me I would have Two birds one stone.
I'm all about multitasking. There is actually
a podcast where they They used to do like a blowjob
on the air And I think they got complaints like
people were saying it was like too much because
you heard all the slurping sounds and It didn't
bother me. There's it there's not much that bothers
me like nothing grosses me out or yeah like arrogance
and annoying does, but like as far as sexual
stuff, like whatever, you know, if that's what
you want to do on your episodes, but they stopped
doing it because I think they just got too many
complaints. So. Well, I didn't do it. So here
we are. Yep. I think you need to do the outro
again. I digress like a motherfucker. Springer's
couch. See you guys soon. Let's see that cool
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