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We are very much alive.

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We're here currently, but when they're listening to this, it's not live.

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How do you know?

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Because what?

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This doesn't make sense.

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So anyways, we are the sweet side of life all the way from Southern California.

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This is episode number 41, coming at you live.

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Not live.

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Gee, Merry Christmas.

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So we got a lot to cover in this episode.

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Got a lot of exciting news coming up.

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We didn't even warn me we were starting.

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A lot of exciting stuff that's already happened.

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So if you guys keep up with our podcast, you guys know that I'm in a band and we just had

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our second reunion show.

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How many reunion shows can you actually have before it's just weird?

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I mean, I feel like more than three weeks needs to go between two different, like you

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can have like a reunion show and then maybe like 25 years later have another one, but

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I think it has to be longer than three weeks.

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So we did about a three week, maybe a month, three weeks?

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So we had our second show.

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And again, it was a success.

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The place was at capacity again.

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All of our friends came out.

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It was awesome.

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So again, thank you everybody that made it out to that show.

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It was awesome seeing everybody.

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Can't wait to do it again.

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We're in talks with a few people to play their venues.

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And if you guys have listened to us, you've heard us talk about say less productions.

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They do like meeting greets and stuff like that around town.

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We're actually working with them right now to put together a date where we actually play

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at one of their meeting greets.

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So that'll be a fun time.

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So we're in talks with a couple of different venues right now trying to make that happen.

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We're also really busy though.

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We're stupid busy.

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I think that's it for the show, right?

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I think we're a solid three minutes.

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That's it.

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We haven't even cheers.

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I didn't even know we started.

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Well maybe you should pay attention.

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So as we always say, we are a drinking show.

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And tonight I am going lame.

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So I'm going to let you introduce your drink really quick.

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I wrote it down.

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It's a peach frosty.

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Peach fizz.

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Something like that.

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It doesn't have an egg in it though.

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I am.

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Royal peach fizz.

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Royal peach fizz.

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What is it?

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Crown Royal Peach.

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Did you even try?

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I did.

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I was at phone all work day today.

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It's not even 7up.

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It's Sprite tonight.

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notepad saying what we've drank and now we're up to you know 40 something.

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We got a lot of different shit but I just think we have to we just have to I don't know

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maybe hire a bartender.

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See where our budget's at.

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Our budget says no.

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Our budget is at zero currently.

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So before we go too much further into our into our episode I just wanted to give a quick

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shout out to somebody that actually shot us a text message this morning at like 5am.

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Thanks by the way.

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Yeah and they're in California.

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They are in California.

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We're going to call them the R and M couple and they are from Southern California and

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they actually hit us up ironically enough.

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They shared some pictures from Vegas which we were just there and they're like you know

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hey we were just out in Vegas and I wonder if they were there the same weekend because

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he didn't specify when and they were there.

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But they're on free monster.

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You know what I saw.

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The week I think oh yeah I showed it to you yesterday.

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Valentine's Day weekend.

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This thing came up on my Tik Tok where you said it was the window washer thing.

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tongue twister.

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Went flying in through their window.

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booked for that weekend and then I ended up changing it because I wanted to stay in downtown

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That would have been wild brah.

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So we dodged a bullet.

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So we narrowly escaped death.

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Wow.

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And a lawsuit.

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Well we could have got some money.

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We could have got some money.

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But so yeah it made us think about Vegas because we're actually going to dive into the first

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part of our Vegas trip on this episode.

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So it's kind of ironic that they messaged saying hey you know we just went to Vegas.

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We were looking for things to do in Vegas.

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They're a brand new couple and they it doesn't sound like they've had any experience.

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No they said they haven't.

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So they're looking for that first couple to break them in and they're like kind of asking

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for places to go and we're going to talk about that in this episode and the next.

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So make sure you listen.

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They said they went to some that weren't their thing.

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So I wonder which ones they went to.

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You didn't ask.

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But they were asking for like you know recommendations of places to go and I got them actually signed

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up on Cassidy so now I can give them all the recommendations.

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I actually told him to go back two or three episodes because we went down that whole list

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of places that we know.

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In Southern California.

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That was the last episode wasn't it.

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I don't know if it was the last one but one of the last ones.

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Irregardless.

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It's regardless.

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Here regardless.

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It's regardless.

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So yeah shout out to R&M from SoCal.

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So listen to this episode you'll get some hints and tips and tips and tricks and dips

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and dicks and tips and what what.

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But anyways if you guys are wondering how to reach out to us you can actually text us

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or call us at our sweet side of life podcast hotline.

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It's a 951.

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Hotline.

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I got to make sure I get the right number.

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951-226-5261.

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If you guys text us there.

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There's a good chance I'll return the text.

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If you call us there you can leave a voice mail.

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It's pretty unlikely I'll call you back because that's kind of weird.

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Shoot the shit.

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You know hey what's up Bob but speaking of phone calls.

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I was about to say speaking of phone calls and the fact that I just realized you're

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getting pretty tan again.

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Why are you getting tan babe?

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It's kind of funny.

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It's funny you say that because I was actually going to talk about this.

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You're like reading my mind.

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So that's what I do.

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I am I am I think German Irish and I'm just white.

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I'm like I'm like ghost.

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Say white.

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Even ghost go damn bro.

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You're white.

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So during pool party season I do my best to put on a base burn.

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Just to you know just achieve some level of you know color.

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Melanin.

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Melatonin.

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Melanin.

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Sleep.

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Yeah melatonin.

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So I do have a tan in salon I go to.

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And I've been there a few times now as I'm preparing for upcoming vacations which we'll

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talk about here in just a minute.

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However today in Southern California today and yesterday it's been raining a lot.

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And it doesn't do that a whole lot here.

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So when it rains in Southern California shit shuts down like people just like Armageddon.

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You know people just like they like go inside they turn off their lights like candles and

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turn on Netflix and just like you know just yeah.

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I literally said that my gym keeps me like accountable because I sign up for it each

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time I go so I have to go otherwise they charge me because I told my gym buddy I said

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if if I didn't have to be here because I signed up for it a week ago I would not.

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I'm one of those people where I'd be like bundled up in my heater.

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This weather is not conducive to physical activity.

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No.

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So anyways I'm I leave the house I'm wearing like watermelon board shorts.

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That you are.

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And flip flops and I walk into this tan in salon and they looked at me like they literally

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saw a ghost because I'm sure they've had no business today like who is you know running

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around in this typhoon that we have going on.

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And it was dark.

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And it was dark.

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You went at night.

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So I walked in and they looked at me like whoa what are you doing.

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I think they literally said what are you doing.

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I'm here to tan.

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They're like oh it's pretty crazy out there huh.

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I'm like yeah it's rain it's fine.

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I'm from Florida so like rain is kind of like whatever rain doesn't necessarily stop me

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from what I'm doing.

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But yeah it was pouring down rain it's dark and I'm wearing watermelon board shirts and

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it's like what's the same dress for the job you want.

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There you go.

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You're ready for vacation.

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I'm ready for vacation.

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It might only be March but I'm ready for pool party season here we come.

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But that kind of leads me up to the reason I'm trying to achieve some level of color

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is uh.

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Melanin.

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Melanin.

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We're um we're actually going to Florida here in the next couple of weeks.

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Yeperoo.

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Yeah well I think it's March 19th or 20th.

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We are going to Florida which is where I come from and we're going to visit some family

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and we are also going to cruise out of Miami.

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And if you have listened to any of the past episodes we're going on the 311 cruise which

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is a 311.

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A bunch of authority somethings.

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Get in crazy.

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Yep bunch of Gen Xers and so yeah that's what we're doing.

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However I was looking at our time frame we are flying in that Wednesday the 19th or the

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20th or whatever it is.

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And we have been talking to the folks from Swinger's Couch podcast.

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Folks.

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The folks.

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Um my Florida is coming out.

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I was like.

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Come on y'all.

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He used to be your Latin lover what happened.

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I'm getting there.

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What happened.

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So we've been talking to them for a while and we always keep saying they're going to

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come out to Southern California.

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We're going to visit them in Florida.

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But there's like I think it's like an 8000 mile trip between the two.

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It's like basically here.

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Russia it's the same thing.

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So we had told them that we're going to be coming out and we're going to be staying in

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the southwest side of Florida.

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And then on the day of the cruise we are going to go to Miami.

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The day before the cruise we are going to go to Miami.

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And there was talks of them coming out to us and hanging out with us that Tuesday I

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think it was in Miami.

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But it was kind of just unrealistic.

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I mean who's going to make that.

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I think it was like a four hour trip from where they're at.

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Yeah it was pretty bad.

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It was like there's trains.

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There's planes.

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Florida is like California.

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It's big.

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So big.

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That's what she said.

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And then um so it was like the thought was there.

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The thought was nice but it wasn't very realistic.

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And I would have felt bad for them like driving that far just to have dinner with them.

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We're so boring.

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What's that?

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We're so boring.

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Yeah we are.

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So I mean speak for yourself.

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But the more I was looking at our schedule and I'm like you know what that 22nd March

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22nd is a Saturday.

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There's no reason why we just can't leave the family for a night a day and a night.

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And go to secrets which is a LS club there in Florida.

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It's Kissimmee right over there by Orlando.

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And we hear about it all the time and I've always wanted to go but it's just never been

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realistic.

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So I started looking at the schedule and sure enough there's a big eye candy takeover there.

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So we're looking at schedules and we actually booked the hotels and I'm getting ready to

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buy the tickets.

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So we talked to them and they are going to come out and they are going to give it their

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hotel and they are going to buy their tickets.

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So it looks like we're going to have a official sweet side of Swinger's couch podcast.

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So yeah we're all going to get together.

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Sweet sweet swingers couch.

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Sweet swingers couch.

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It should be like a moist swingers couch.

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So anyways so we actually I hit them up earlier today.

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We've never spoken before in IRL.

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We've talked on Discord.

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If you guys don't know they have a Discord channel.

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It's called Swinger's Paradise.

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And we talk a bunch on there and you know we've just messed around talking via podcast.

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But I was like hey Carlos my Latin lover.

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But why don't we just get together really quick and have just a quick you know speakerphone

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conversation and just chat a bit you know.

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So yeah so we did.

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We had that earlier today and we're going to play that right now and that's just a little

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bit of fun times and just you know getting excited for our upcoming trip.

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So we're going to go ahead and play that and we'll be right back in a second.

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Alright so we are here with the world famous Swinger's couch podcast.

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My Latin lover Carlos and of course the beautiful Autumn Sins.

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How are you guys doing tonight?

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Doing good.

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How are you guys?

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I'm doing great guys.

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How are you?

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Good.

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It was super early here but super late there.

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Well it's not too bad.

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It's only 11 o'clock for us here.

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Oh I would be in bed.

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Yeah the only night during the week that we stay up past like 9 p.m. is Thursdays because

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that's typically when we do our podcast.

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So yeah it's a touch base with you guys sooner than later because we are coming to you guys

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on March 20th.

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More or less that's where they live.

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We're coming in the front.

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We're coming all over Florida.

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So yeah March 22nd we're going to be coming out to secrets there and is it Kissimmee or

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Kissimmee or what is it?

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I don't even know.

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I think most of us here say now you have any question how to say it.

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Kissimmee.

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Kissimmee.

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Yeah.

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Kissimmee.

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Okay I've heard Lacey and Dan have that argument before on their podcast the Swing Nation.

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They've talked about it and I've never been there.

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I know I've heard of it because I used to live in Florida many years ago many lifetimes

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ago I was Florida man back in the day.

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Oh okay.

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Did you guys know that there's a whole TV show called Florida Man and it's about all

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the stupid shit that people in Florida do?

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Yeah I've seen a few episodes of that.

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That is classic.

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I don't want to say it because if people watch it they'll be like oh but there's one of eating

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weird things.

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Spoiler alert.

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Oh god.

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Okay so you guys are coming over on the 22nd correct?

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Yeah March 22nd, Saturday March 22nd.

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We're actually going out to Florida that Wednesday like the 19th I think.

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Visiting family and ultimately we're cruising out of Miami but we have that Saturday the

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March 22nd free and we're like well you know what while we're out there let's buzz down.

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It's about a three hour drive from where we're at.

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Tune out there early Saturday morning, enjoy the day party and the night party and we're

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staying at the quality inn that you guys recommended.

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Yes that's where we're staying at.

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Yeah that's what we're planning to do.

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We could probably go on Friday.

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Friday after late Friday because we'll get the hotel and then we'll go to the party

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on Friday night and then we'll give people everybody a chance to go meet up with us on

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Saturday maybe then we could chill there for a minute.

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Now I've heard reviews about secrets.

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I've looked on the internet, I've looked on face spaces and it seems like a pretty cool

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thing but can you guys like give us a little insight as to what to expect because this

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is probably going to be I don't want to say the last time we're going to go to secrets

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because we don't find ourselves in Florida very often.

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So I got family out there but I only go out there every you know once every couple of

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years and this just kind of worked out perfectly.

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So I want to make sure we have our best experience and hit all the fun rooms and find the secret

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palm trees like I know you guys go there all the time so what are like can not.

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The first thing you have to have is extra towels they always got problems with towels.

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The only problem that I had a secret to is with lockers.

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I always had problems with the lockers or where at one point we had some people in the

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same locker with us.

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They double booked our locker because back in the day it used to be like you're talking

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about old school right so they would take your ID and put it in like a card collecting

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book and that's how you would get your locker and you'd have those old fashioned little

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orange keys.

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Now they became all sophisticated with credit cards and all that and I don't know how it

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happened but it happened that was like the worst thing but it's it's an absolute fun

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time it's it's anything can happen anywhere literally anywhere.

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Now they got the new pool the new pool make it even even nicer because back in the days

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they only had that one pool by the entrance but now they have the other pool which is

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actually pretty cool because it's like a beach pool for where it goes like very low and then

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a little bit into the deep.

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Oh right in front of where they got like a volleyball net on it by the stage where they

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do all the in the stage they do all like all the parties like all the little shows.

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They'll do like competitions you know yeah like a double deal big parties do the competition

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or all kinds of like crazy stuff and you're like right there for it so it's a lot of fun.

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If I'm not mistaken the play rooms don't open up until like one I think one in the afternoon

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right I think that's what I read during the day and at night time I think they'll take

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the pretty much open I'm not sure I can remember.

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Now the club what's the other club name?

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The dungeon?

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Yeah.

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The dungeon is usually open like around when the club opened now you could go see you could

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go people they usually using the thing and you could talk actually to the dungeon masters

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and at the end once the club closes like around three then they open the dungeon and I think

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you got to pay extra for it I never really done it because I'm not like deep into the

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BDSM but it's pretty cool to go talk to people then they got a lot of knowledge.

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Do I have to bring my own ball gag for the dungeon or?

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I bring my own balls.

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I have a question so we've been to some resorts here where like the day party is like the

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party and the night party can kind of like go either way is it always like a good day

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party and a good night party or?

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Usually is the same way but since it's going to be and I can't take over I can't throw

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some big party in a lot of people follow them around so it's going to be a big one.

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So I feel like the day parties are fun but like more reserved so it's more like the interactively

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people having a good time chit chatting everything like that were in the nighttime everything

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kind of gets a little bit more wild as far as like sexiness and freakiness but they're

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both a whole lot of fun.

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I don't even know what's the theme for those days.

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It's Wonderland it's like fantasy stuff.

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Like Tusser Cat taught like what do they say like Alice in Wonderland type of like stuff

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like that.

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Now one thing I was reading maybe you guys can clarify this is on the on the website

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for the the club it says that all genitals have to be covered including boobs like you

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have to wear pasties is that true or is it pretty much no holds barred inside the club.

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Those rules those rules are there by 90 percent of the people don't follow them because we've

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been at the club and ladies are just walking around there without freaking boobs just out

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out there guys are like on a on a thong and in flip flops there've been times where we

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had there was no one time where the lady was getting big in the middle of the dance floor

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and squirting all over it so it's a little while.

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So it's obviously free mixers provided then.

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Now Carlos my Latin lover are we going to wear match and thongs.

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I only wear my my my leopard prints.

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I don't think I have a leopard I think I have a cheetah thong so.

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That's that's kind of matchy matchy still and it kind of goes with the fantasy.

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I walk around naked all the time.

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What I do wear is like one of those towers with the with the velcro on for the guys of

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the tower that I wear with the buckle.

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Oh like a wrap around.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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That's why I be wearing because he says he's not to the club though but like to the party

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and to the pool and everything.

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Now I heard that they just recently opened up their new Tiki bar.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Nice.

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When it wasn't open.

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No it wasn't.

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They were building.

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Nice.

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We are huge Tiki enthusiasts.

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So when I heard Tiki bar open that you know made things move as they say.

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And in front of pictures it looks huge so.

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That's what she said.

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Yeah now it actually is pretty big.

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That's what she said.

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It wasn't open.

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They were building it when last time we went over there.

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So it should have been done because he was almost done.

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So he was coming out.

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He was coming along pretty good though.

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So really looking forward to it just got a couple couple more weeks of work to get through.

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No, no.

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Then we on BK.

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Woohoo.

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Nice.

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Now out here in California most of our like when you these type resort type places we

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have out here most of the party is more the daytime pool party.

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But I know.

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I am recapping.

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I am recapping.

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Woman.

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So.

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You not hear me?

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So once the club hours open up at like I think it's six.

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Do they still party outside at the pool with the jacuzzi's like is there still like a DJ

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outside or does the party like just completely transfer to inside club.

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Okay.

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No, this is a DJ outside in the pool and this one inside.

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The party usually goes in and out.

505
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,040
There's a couple of bars outside.

506
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,440
I know one of them the Tiki bar stays open.

507
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,440
I'm pretty sure.

508
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,880
And there's just two more bars in the club.

509
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,480
Now it stays open now when they close completely like what time you said to.

510
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Yeah.

511
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,960
At 2am is when the club shuts down.

512
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,560
That's when that's when you're allowed to I think all the bars themselves close down.

513
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,800
I think that's when you're allowed to bring your own alcohol.

514
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800
That's right.

515
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800
Yeah.

516
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,800
Yeah.

517
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800
And I don't know.

518
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,400
They said that usually now they're telling people to leave at 3am.

519
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,480
At 3am is the new supposed like time that because it used to not like be a time for

520
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,800
people to leave but I guess they had so many people that would just sleep on the chairs

521
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,800
and the pools and stuff.

522
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,920
Now they made a rule like at 3 o'clock if you don't have a room there.

523
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
You have to get out.

524
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,920
Yes.

525
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,920
Got it.

526
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,520
I'm going to take my whole recording system.

527
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,640
So maybe we'll throw a whole episode over there with you guys and.

528
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,120
Yeah for sure.

529
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,480
I'll forward the files to you guys.

530
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,000
Email them to you guys to make it easier.

531
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,800
Maybe get an SD card right there.

532
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Yeah.

533
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,800
Good.

534
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Yeah.

535
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,320
We're looking forward to seeing some kooloos as you say.

536
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,320
And kooloos.

537
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,320
Yes.

538
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,320
Yes.

539
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320
Koolo.

540
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:28,720
I'm trying to line up a few people so we'll see if we can get a few people going.

541
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:34,800
All right well none of my friends are coming because it's 3,500 miles away I think so.

542
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,160
Yeah we're looking forward to meeting you guys hang out with you guys and meeting some

543
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,040
of your friends and just having a great time there in Florida man.

544
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,040
For sure.

545
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,040
Yes sir.

546
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,040
Awesome.

547
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,400
Well we're going to go ahead and wrap this call up as you say.

548
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Yes.

549
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,320
What's the saying they say we're going to go ahead and wrap it up.

550
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,680
I can't remember your exact words but.

551
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,240
We're going to start wrapping this one up.

552
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,240
There you go.

553
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,740
There it is.

554
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,720
So yeah we will see you guys here in just a couple of weeks.

555
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720
Looking forward to meeting you guys in person.

556
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,720
Yes I'm so excited.

557
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,240
All right guys have a great night.

558
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,240
Good to see you guys.

559
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,240
You have a good night as well.

560
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,240
Bye.

561
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,240
All right.

562
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,280
I hope you guys enjoyed that.

563
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,480
The quality wasn't the best but you know it's speakerphone.

564
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,920
We can't get it.

565
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,920
But we're going to get together.

566
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,120
What can you do.

567
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,440
What can you do.

568
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,640
So we're definitely going to like we talked about in the phone call we're going to do

569
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,160
a try to do some level of podcast there while at secrets.

570
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,240
I don't know how it's going to how it's going to work.

571
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,640
I've never been there but we'll do our best.

572
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,640
Sounds like a fun place though.

573
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,440
Yeah I mean everything I've looked at it sounds awesome.

574
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:51,160
And all the all the previous podcasts that have done interviews with them or whatever.

575
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:56,040
It sounds like a great place but I've never really listened to the podcast too hard because

576
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,360
I've never really thought of it as a place we would make it to.

577
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,360
I know look at us being traveling swingers.

578
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360
Look at us.

579
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaking of traveling.

580
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
We just got back from Vegas.

581
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,880
Where are you going.

582
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,320
So yeah we got back from Vegas over Valentine's Day weekend.

583
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:21,560
We went what Thursday Thursday night we flew out and then we came home Tuesday.

584
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,240
That's a long time in Vegas.

585
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,240
It was a good time.

586
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,400
Do you remember any of it.

587
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Yeah.

588
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,520
All right let's I'm going to let you kind of take the reins and I'm going to fill in

589
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,400
the gaps the best because.

590
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,040
You're going to correct me as what you mean.

591
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,400
I'll do my best.

592
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:43,160
I'll try to insert my version of the memory and then if I have to correct you then I will

593
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,360
correct you.

594
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,480
So we had Thursday night.

595
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,880
Well nothing really happened Thursday night.

596
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,880
We got there.

597
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,880
We got on a plane and we made it alive.

598
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,600
We got on a plane and we made it alive.

599
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,880
Which I guess yeah with the plane wreckers nowadays that's a big deal.

600
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,400
I will say I was a little bit more nervous than normal to be on a plane after hearing

601
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,680
everything that's been going on so yeah we made it.

602
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680
We did.

603
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,080
Both plane rides there and back.

604
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,080
Yes.

605
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,840
The one going there though was a little rough.

606
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,640
Yeah because it got delayed.

607
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,960
The weather like speaking of rain in California like we never have this much rain and we had

608
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,280
rain that day.

609
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,920
So I thought I was being all clever and cute because it was a holiday weekend.

610
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,440
I was like oh flights are way cheaper on Thursday night than they are on Friday morning.

611
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:35,840
Let's just go out Thursday night and yeah mother nature was like.

612
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,720
All the flight delays were originated earlier in the day because of the rain and the wind.

613
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Yeah it was crazy.

614
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,240
But yeah so we drank a lot at the airport.

615
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,240
No.

616
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,800
While we waited for our plane.

617
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:55,880
We were buying doubles at the airport which is so stupid.

618
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,320
Yeah because then you have to use the airplane bathroom.

619
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,320
Yeah.

620
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,320
So once you break that seal.

621
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,480
Yeah that's never a good time.

622
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,600
So we did make it.

623
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,680
We made it to our hotel.

624
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,000
We stayed at the Golden Dugget which is tried and true for us.

625
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Good hotel.

626
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,080
We upgraded.

627
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
Look at us.

628
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,640
We didn't get to fuck on our couch though.

629
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,520
We didn't even fuck in our room at all.

630
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,480
No we did not.

631
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,440
So we went to bed that night.

632
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,520
We got there so late because of all the delays we got in there super late.

633
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,360
It was like one.

634
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,360
It was late.

635
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360
It wasn't.

636
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,080
I mean by the time we got to the hotel and everything yeah it was late and then we just

637
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,840
tried to go find something to eat and then went to bed.

638
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,840
So we were boring.

639
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:48,080
But then we got up in the morning you had the worst steak of your life.

640
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080
Yeah.

641
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,080
For breakfast.

642
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:57,440
Yeah I'm a steak and eggs guy but when it comes to steak I eat filets pretty much that's

643
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440
it.

644
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
I eat filets.

645
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,840
I only do filets.

646
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:08,040
But you know every now and then I'll step down off my high horse and I'll eat with the

647
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,800
commoners.

648
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,640
So I had to steak steak and eggs and I chose it medium and it was just it was like it was

649
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:20,840
a New York strip and it was like yeah I mean that's that's always this and then it was

650
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,640
like rare raw.

651
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,840
Yeah it's like I had two bites and I chewed it for like 15 minutes and I'm like I can't

652
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:32,440
even like my jaws like I don't have this right type of teeth to like break this meat

653
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,440
and teeth.

654
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:38,160
I need like some real canines in here.

655
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,520
And our waiter was nice.

656
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,640
He or he he without us even asking saw that it was super rare.

657
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,000
He came over he took it away as I was like are you guys done.

658
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,560
Yeah he looked at it goes whoa that's not what you ordered but I've not one to complain.

659
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,440
So he calmed us that which was nice.

660
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,440
Yeah very nice.

661
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,440
So I'm not going to blow up the spot.

662
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,880
Yeah I'm not going to talk too much shit on the steakhouse inside of GoldenEye.

663
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,880
Oh my gosh.

664
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,880
What's that?

665
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,880
You're the worst.

666
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880
I'm going to say their name.

667
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,040
Because there's multiple.

668
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,440
No the waiter was awesome.

669
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Yeah.

670
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,240
I will never eat there again.

671
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,240
Never.

672
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,240
I don't think I can.

673
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,720
How do you fuck up steak and eggs?

674
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720
Yeah that's pretty bad.

675
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,640
And the eggs weren't even that good.

676
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640
Yeah.

677
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,440
So again we won't name the place.

678
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,440
Stupid.

679
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,920
I have no ill will I just won't ever eat there again.

680
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,920
Yeah.

681
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,920
I mean you get better steak at Applebee's.

682
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,920
All right.

683
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,920
I'll call yourself a steakhouse.

684
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,160
You get the point so many Christmas.

685
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,440
So then we just had to wait for our friends to arrive and we gambled.

686
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,440
What day was this?

687
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,440
This was Friday.

688
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440
Friday.

689
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,440
Okay.

690
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,440
We gambled.

691
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,960
And I would like to just let everybody know that I am no longer calling it winter lose

692
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,320
with gambling.

693
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,160
I think this is a perspective everybody should take on.

694
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,640
We're just calling it spent.

695
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Spent money?

696
00:34:53,640 --> 00:35:00,960
Because if you go to like an arcade and you buy like a card and you put money on the card

697
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,760
I do not expect my money back.

698
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,440
I just expect to play games which.

699
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Yeah but you're going to ultimately you're going to get points at the end that you can

700
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,960
go and buy candy.

701
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,080
Not a coin up.

702
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080
Not a coin up.

703
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,920
Well that that that place is different.

704
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,680
And honestly I don't even get anything because it's all stupid.

705
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:22,520
You get candy which okay we spent $400 for you to get three tootsie rolls.

706
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,120
Not me.

707
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,240
No.

708
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,760
Let's let's clarify really quick.

709
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,480
You play slots.

710
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,960
I play slots exactly like an arcade.

711
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,440
I like to play the slots.

712
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,320
I like the games.

713
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,800
So I'm not going to say I won or I lost unless I win.

714
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:47,080
If I lose I'm going to say I spent.

715
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,960
So I spent money at the slot machines.

716
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,200
As long as you.

717
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,800
And I had a great time.

718
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,800
Did you.

719
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,800
I did.

720
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,480
And so we waited for our friends to arrive.

721
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:07,040
So our friends that came out with us were Sam and Cole and Bearden Butt.

722
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:14,160
And um and Doctor Feel Good and Nurse Feel Good came out but they were.

723
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,160
Like chocolate milkshake.

724
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,760
Yeah they weren't staying like in the same hotel as us.

725
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,520
They had their own accommodations and they kind of met up with us at certain times.

726
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,080
They were out there way earlier.

727
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,760
Yeah they had other reasons to be out there and it just worked out we were all out there

728
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,000
for the same time.

729
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,760
So we met up at different events together but in like different things throughout the

730
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:37,760
time we were there but we didn't like they weren't staying where we were all staying.

731
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:47,320
So we so Friday night we so everybody got there right everybody arrived.

732
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,280
We um that was our flirts night and we hadn't been to flirts before.

733
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,120
Flirts LV it's it's the partner or the partner.

734
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,440
It's owned by the same people as Playhouse LV.

735
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,480
Which we haven't been there either.

736
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,480
We haven't.

737
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:12,600
So Playhouse LV and Flirts LV same owners both in Vegas but Playhouse has a little different

738
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,520
they have like a no alcohol rule on premise type setup.

739
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:21,440
I'm not exactly sure how that all works out but Flirts LV is BYUB.

740
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:26,160
So that's why out of the two this particular we chose this one because we know we know

741
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,160
the BYUB.

742
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,840
Bring your own bring own your booze.

743
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,560
I don't know babe.

744
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,400
I don't know what you're trying to say.

745
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Yeah BYUB.

746
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,840
So we got all dressed up.

747
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,040
The theme was that one night probably.

748
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

749
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,160
It was literally on Valentine's Day.

750
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,160
On Valentine's Day.

751
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,400
Yeah so Friday.

752
00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:02,560
So we went to LV Playhouse I mean Flirts LV and it was actually it's right by whispers

753
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,760
like when we were driving there was like I recognize all of this like places.

754
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,880
I know this neighborhood.

755
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,640
Yeah and they did it they I think they had a really good setup.

756
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,120
Now somebody had said okay to me it didn't look like anybody could possibly live there.

757
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:23,680
That was that would have been a lot of work to take to put up to take down like every

758
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,640
weekend because they do parties the whole weekend don't they.

759
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,080
But somebody I had heard said they somebody lives there.

760
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:37,400
I mean I guess I don't think it's a matter of taking down and putting up.

761
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,600
I mean if if if that is curtains and all those beds in the living room I think they

762
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:51,520
can stay because here's a wild is if you own multiple venues and that is your job and that

763
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,320
is your passion.

764
00:38:53,320 --> 00:39:01,760
I think there could be a whole another section of that that house that had like a master bedroom

765
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,640
that had its own setup you know I mean we didn't obviously see the entire venue.

766
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:12,560
So there could have been a whole living area and that was just like another kitchen.

767
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,000
They could still use that kitchen.

768
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,840
I know but that is wild.

769
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,840
I don't know.

770
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:22,680
I don't I don't I don't think I don't think they live there.

771
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,080
But it wouldn't it wouldn't shock me if they did.

772
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,760
Like I didn't look at it as like there's no way.

773
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,520
I looked at it as there is no way.

774
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:37,560
So basically you enter into the kitchen that's where you check in and don't worry about bringing

775
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,560
your QR code because they just ask you your name anyway.

776
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:48,520
Yeah I'm I'm like a I'm a rule follower stickler and if there's like there if there's technology

777
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:54,040
involved I'm like I get it I save it get the QR code so I had everything all saved.

778
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:59,320
I had like every section of the thing and they're like what's your name like oh all right come

779
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,600
on in it's like but you didn't even scan.

780
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,600
Oh we don't do that.

781
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,000
We don't have a way to scan it.

782
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,960
They didn't even have a way to scan it.

783
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,880
I think it's like it's I don't know it just looks so more official like when I like I have

784
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,320
the QR I'm just just click an act like it just take your phone and go boop.

785
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,360
Yeah like make me feel like I didn't waste my time.

786
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,680
But really quick it was like it was a little bit different because you couldn't get in

787
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,640
there until 10 p.m.

788
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,960
Yes you couldn't arrive till 10 so we we took an Uber with beard and butt there and then

789
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:36,440
Sam and Cole were going to meet us and then Dr. Feelgood and Nurse Feelgood they were

790
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,280
they were already there already there but they were going to meet us essentially.

791
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,160
We ended up getting there I think like 10 20.

792
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,760
Yeah with the Uber ride and getting the Uber and all that stuff.

793
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,200
So yeah they were already there but there wasn't a ton of people there like when we

794
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:54,160
got there it definitely filled in more towards like 11 but if you're not there by midnight

795
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:00,960
you do not get in like they lock it down shut it up like nothing comes in or out.

796
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:07,400
Well basically what it is is you said you knew this I personally didn't really know

797
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:17,480
this about this place is from 10 to midnight is kind of like their meet and greet portion

798
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,080
of the night.

799
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:28,760
So what I had read online was that during at well in the bar area that men had to have

800
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:33,680
most or clothes on women could be naked no play though there's like you know stuff like

801
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,920
that fairly basic you know don't play around the buffet.

802
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,240
Don't put your dick in the sauce.

803
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:44,760
Exactly don't stir the ranch with your sir.

804
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:51,520
But when we got there they said like basically from 10 to 12 like everybody had to maintain

805
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:57,960
yeah level of clothing in the main area which was like the well anywhere because they didn't

806
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,160
have the play rooms open but I mean everybody congregated to the lounge.

807
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,160
There was no where else related to you.

808
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,680
Exactly so you just you passed the play rooms and well yeah because they weren't open.

809
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:11,280
So you walk into this you walk past the play rooms and then you walk into this area and

810
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,320
it's like a two story high ceiling.

811
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:20,160
They have what do you want to call curtains like hanging down really decked out really

812
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,960
nicely and they did a really good job.

813
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,760
The lights the vibe the bar like they had awesome like lounge seats everywhere and the

814
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,480
DJ in the corner great vibe.

815
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,640
But it was just a little it was weird at first for me for like the 10 to 12 thing like even

816
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,280
women were like not.

817
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:43,480
Yeah everybody was like my boobs are my superpower and I can't show them I have no superpowers

818
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,480
right.

819
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,720
So I first wanted to kind of explain so when you first walk in you walk into the kitchen

820
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:51,920
that's where you check in then you move over there's like a little closet kind of looking

821
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,440
thing with some lockers.

822
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:58,000
So if you you can get a key for a locker for five dollars you get your five dollars back

823
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,840
when you return the key.

824
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,560
So then when you kind of go in there's like what's called it's the living room I know because

825
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,240
it was there was a fireplace in it.

826
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:14,040
But basically it opens up to a big living room but they've sectioned it off in like

827
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:22,720
what I think it was what one two three four five six beds in it with just kind of sheer

828
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,520
dark curtains.

829
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:29,520
So they're semi private area it's a semi private area because you kind of have the curtain

830
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,120
so people aren't just like big orgy room like just jumping from bed to bed.

831
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,560
So you can still hear everybody you can still see a lot of things and things like that.

832
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,720
So then there was like a little couch and then that's when you walked into the room

833
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:46,160
where basically everybody congregated because none of that was open when you first get there

834
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,360
they kind of give you the tour if you want to see it but then it's not open for anything

835
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,020
until midnight.

836
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:57,400
So that's why everybody congregates into the bar area in the dance floor where the DJ was

837
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,240
because there was really nowhere else to go because you can't be in any of the playrooms

838
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,040
which is all there else was all there was.

839
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,040
I don't know.

840
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Anyway, there was a private room with a actual door I think one or two of those.

841
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,800
And then in the dance floor area because it was too because the ceiling was basically

842
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,080
two stories high there was essentially kind of like a loft which they created two bedrooms

843
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:29,560
up there which were semi semi private because you could you could close the blinds and close

844
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,640
the door and make it a private room or you could leave everything open and over the dance

845
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,160
floor and overlook the dance floor and there was kind of a bigger window in the room.

846
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,440
So there was all that.

847
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,760
So yeah it was kind of odd like the first and then there's a bar and I mean everything

848
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,680
looks great like they did a really good job like the couches look sleek the tables the

849
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:53,280
lighting the curtains that went from floor to ceiling.

850
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:58,200
They did a really good job of making things look nice like really nice.

851
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,560
The bar was nice.

852
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:05,520
Only thing I didn't like about the bar was they put chairs in front of the bar which

853
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:12,320
makes sense for a normal bar but for me it created like a problem like when I wanted

854
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,720
to go to the bar I was kind of like they didn't have any service stations like yeah there

855
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,480
was no yeah there was no literally at one point I was like reaching over people's heads

856
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:26,680
and I was standing by like a trash can like trying to get like I'm like hey like getting

857
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:33,040
my drink from like the side entrance to the bar behind the bar so I feel like there was

858
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,040
a little bit of a flow issue there.

859
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:39,000
Yeah I feel like that was a flow issue for sure they could have not put so many chairs

860
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:45,160
or did high tops elsewhere instead of putting a bunch of chairs in front of the bar.

861
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,400
Because the thing with like if you're if you're standing at the bar and you excuse me and

862
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,400
then people can kind of create that space but if you're in a chair yeah that's you can't

863
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,400
move.

864
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:01,200
You're in the chair yeah yeah so it's it was like kind of awkward yeah and it made getting

865
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,560
a drink a little painful like later in the night when there's a lot more people in there.

866
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:10,240
Right like when we first got there was no one there but when you know closer to 11 and

867
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:15,400
12 there was a lot more people in there so yeah definitely was a little bit more difficult

868
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:23,880
so we were there with beard and butt and doctor and nurse feel good and some other people and

869
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:30,240
then actually I believe that Sam and Cole called him the mayor so I'm gonna go with

870
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,240
that.

871
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:38,800
A couple that we met in Vegas when we were at Dirty Vegas he lives there so him and his

872
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:44,280
fiance showed up and we didn't know they were gonna be there.

873
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,240
I don't think Sam and Cole knew they were gonna be there but I mean they live there so I think

874
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:53,440
they had said they went to some show out and on the strip and then just came there afterwards.

875
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,880
Okay so anyway they knew a bunch of people but they so they showed up and they remembered

876
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,920
us from Dirty Vegas so.

877
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,920
They remembered you.

878
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:08,040
I think they remembered both of us but I didn't even have my tits out at that time so it couldn't

879
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,800
even be like my superpower wasn't even there.

880
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,760
He was looking at your eyes.

881
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,800
Yeah but you were kind of like keeping in touch with Sam and Cole and they weren't there

882
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,600
yet so we're trying to figure out what happened with that and you're kind of like trying to

883
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:25,120
figure that out and be discreet with your phone but honestly they didn't really even say anything

884
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120
about phones you know what I mean.

885
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,680
Which normally places do but I guess it's kind of just like a normal thing.

886
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,080
Well at that hour you had to be closed and.

887
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,200
Yeah exactly everybody had to close on.

888
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:38,520
Yeah I think you weren't supposed to but I was going out I was going outside and I was

889
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,520
trying to.

890
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,920
Yeah communicate with them.

891
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:48,880
It sounds like I still don't know the entire story but apparently they had never been there

892
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,880
before either.

893
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,480
Right they had always done play house.

894
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,320
So they entered they just searched for flirts.

895
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,080
Yeah they ended up at a bar or some house or I don't know some random place.

896
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,720
There is another bar called flirts which is like 15 minutes away.

897
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,480
She said it was like a house or something.

898
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,880
I don't know what it is but she's like I'm here and I went outside I'm like no you aren't.

899
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,880
No you're not.

900
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,440
And she's like yeah I'm over here and I'm like honk your horn and she honks her horn

901
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:23,200
and I don't hear you and she's like yeah I'm at dot dot dot Shan board street or whatever

902
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,600
I go well I am not.

903
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,080
Wrong place.

904
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:32,840
So yeah that was a whole fiasco and I think they ended up getting there like after the

905
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,880
deadline or something so they were they were ultimately they weren't able to get it.

906
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:41,120
Ultimately they weren't able to get in I was trying to get the mayor to help and all the

907
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,120
things but.

908
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,120
They had already.

909
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,640
They had already taken off by that time.

910
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,640
That was a whole fiasco.

911
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,880
That was a whole thing but anyway they so they didn't make it so when you don't hear

912
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:56,880
about Sam and Cole in this episode it's because they didn't make the party.

913
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,600
So that's yeah next time.

914
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,080
So anyway so they do the whole meet and greet thing type of thing and then literally at

915
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,240
like midnight some girl gets on the microphone and she's like all right thank you guys for

916
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:13,440
coming and the playrooms are open basically.

917
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,160
You can now disrobe.

918
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Yeah and so then.

919
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:23,000
But you know what's wild is I've heard about that whole spiel on other podcast of other

920
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
clubs.

921
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Oh so it's a thing.

922
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,920
It's a thing it's it's it's called the dress down.

923
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,000
So like like all of a sudden all right everybody's having a good time it's blah blah blah time

924
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:40,360
now we dress down and at that point you're almost required to get down to some level

925
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,800
of lingerie or something.

926
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,000
A lot of parties do that.

927
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
They didn't require anything.

928
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,560
I know I'm just I'm just saying that.

929
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,080
Typically the other events I hear is it's it basically is a requirement.

930
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:56,320
I mean I guess you could if you're like no I refuse to I paid all this money to keep

931
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,060
my pants on says no one ever.

932
00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:04,960
So I've heard about it but this is the first event where we've ever been to where there's

933
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:14,320
been like that line in the sand announcement and literally it was like so I straight off

934
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:24,720
to the locker to get my lingerie that I brought which I wore for approximately five minutes.

935
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:35,760
So so we you and I were in the main dance area after I changed and and then beard and

936
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:42,400
butt I actually don't know where nurse and doctor feel good when I have no idea at this

937
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:52,640
point where they were but we we were I'm trying to think yeah I don't know so we were kind

938
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:59,240
of like wandering and just checking out the playrooms and then I think beard had said

939
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:04,440
what I thought he said was are you are you going to a playroom and I said no not like

940
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,840
right now and then but I think now what he had actually said was do you want to and I

941
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,840
was like no not right now so then he grabbed but he was like we're going to go over there

942
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,720
you know I was like oh you guys do your thing so we went back into the dance room and then

943
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:22,240
you had already talked to somebody that like earlier in the day on Cassidy or whatever

944
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:26,560
that was doing they were going to do Shabari.

945
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:33,560
Yeah I was I was on the I think it was the the party event page or something to something

946
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:39,000
like that on Cassidy and there was a couple that said hey we're going to be there tonight

947
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,080
or Friday or whatever it was and we're bringing Shabari ropes if anyone gets tied up and I

948
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,800
looked and they were actually from Southern California as well and I looked and they were

949
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,600
cute I'm like cool so I put I put our name in I'm like hey yeah we're down the wife

950
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:58,600
likes to get tied up so we we actually early in the night during the meeting greet as we

951
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,920
were walking around she came over she's like hey I listen to you I listen to your podcast

952
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:08,840
and blah blah blah and she's like yeah we have Shabari I'm like wait are you the and then they

953
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,640
ended up we found out they were the couple I was talking to and they're actually listeners

954
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,520
so it was like it was perfect I think just she does she is yeah yeah so it's like it's

955
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,960
odd perfect not odd like normally it's the guy and so it's like yeah does this switch

956
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:26,320
for me that it was the girl you know I feel like it's lately more the women that either

957
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,920
do or at least admit to it because we seem to be getting approached by more women saying

958
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:35,920
hey I listen to yeah you know death there's definitely guys in there but if you're just

959
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,400
getting approached by girls and I'm getting approached by dude maybe that's how it should

960
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:49,080
be so anyway so after you turn down Mr. Beard I didn't turn him down and later I was like

961
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,760
I don't think that's what he said I was like you know the music it was and I said something

962
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,360
to him later he's like oh I don't even know what I said I was like okay I wasn't trying

963
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:05,480
to be a dick the thing we've talked about in other episodes is we're more about the

964
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:11,840
hang than the bang and it was still early in the night so we were still hanging yeah you

965
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,120
had said I want to get another drink like we went and looked at the player and they

966
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:18,240
like I want to get another drink and I was like okay so we went in back into the yeah

967
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:22,920
the main room we went back into the main room and then we were kind of looking around looking

968
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,200
for you know the next thing to do and we looked up up the stairs in that room yeah I looked

969
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:32,520
up and I saw she was getting he was tying her up in the window yeah it was so sexy it

970
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:39,880
was like um like a red light district style you know yep like ding ding ding super sexy

971
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:44,240
so I was like I love the door let's integrate into this crowd yeah I was like let's go see

972
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:48,840
if we can watch so it was just at that point it was that couple and then one other couple

973
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:54,360
was in there yeah so we went up and we went up we sat on the couch that was there and we

974
00:53:54,360 --> 00:54:02,480
watched him tie his wife up but he just what he did was he did um like he wasn't like tying

975
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:10,040
hands or feet it was like um tying like a like a like a boost like a bra like a bra almost

976
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:16,040
like a rope bra with a little like a handle on the handle on the back for um someone to

977
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:23,600
maybe control you while they're doing you doggy so he did that and um then he tied up

978
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:30,920
tied the other girl so both of them kept their uh lingerie on and he kind of tied around

979
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:36,520
it yeah I think the second girl she pulled her top down but she still kept like her like

980
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:44,000
the baby doll style of it on and then his wife had a bra and uh panties or whatever so they

981
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,600
kept their lingerie on so then we're we're kind of up there and then by this time I think

982
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:57,480
um Dr. Philgood came up and was kind of sitting there or I don't know anyway she asked if I

983
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:04,120
wanted to get tied so I was like say less that's why we're sitting here in line like

984
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:10,640
I thought I pulled my number already so now serving number three so then he started to

985
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,840
tie me and you're like uh uh uh we're not wearing oh yeah yeah all of that and having

986
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,880
him tie over over all of that and I was like what and I was just wearing like a baby doll

987
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,760
thing and I was like if I take this off and basically we nude and you're like take it

988
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:30,040
off so it's like fine so I wore it for all of like five to ten minutes so I took it off

989
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:36,560
and then he tied he tied me in this a similar way with the the boost the bra rope bra type

990
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:41,440
of thing I don't and he had the good ropes so the ropes that aren't like scratchy he

991
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:48,520
said his wife likes the ones that his I'm thinking wife but maybe partner anyway um that are

992
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:54,520
the silk or nylon or whatever so they're so they're smooth so when they're when the

993
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:59,120
ropes that I have when he's like pulling it like through things it just like rubs like

994
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,840
all the way across your body and it's like it just gives me like goosebumps and it just

995
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:11,920
it feels good and then um but he had he was I don't know how long he's been doing it but

996
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:16,800
he had like a whole thing and he was like he he put his arms like he was like okay from

997
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:22,360
this to this he put his hands up like giving me like giving me a range you know from this

998
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:28,920
to this like how how tight can I touch you or whatever basically like from medical doctor

999
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:35,040
to to my wife and I and I didn't understand his question at first and I was like wait

1000
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:40,760
what and he was like how much can I touch you I was like oh you're fine and then like

1001
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,800
he was like okay and then he just said um you know let me know if it's too tight or if

1002
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,920
it feels tight it's gonna get tighter so if initially it feels tight tell me so that because

1003
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:55,880
it he's like as I tie more it gets tighter yeah if it's already too tight at that point

1004
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:03,360
yeah so I think we have pictures so maybe we could put them up um maybe like one or two

1005
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:08,680
up are there any on our Cassidy no yeah I only have the videos I never saw pictures oh

1006
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:14,360
we have pictures too I've never I don't know where the pictures went we got sent them I

1007
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:19,600
I so anyway we while we were up there um well if you don't have my happen so I can give

1008
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:26,680
you but um you obviously didn't download them they're in your text um so while we were up

1009
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:34,600
there um getting tight I was getting tied so at some point doctor feel good walked in

1010
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:40,560
and then beard and butt walked in and so you were like getting ready to leave and I'm like

1011
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,600
where are you going and you're like well I wanted to take pictures and beards like I

1012
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:51,120
got my phone I got you guys yeah I was like um I was like you are not leaving well this

1013
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:57,880
is being done you have to watch like what is wrong with you so um yeah so we did so we

1014
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:03,920
got tied and stop saying we well I got tight well we is in all the girl like I was I was

1015
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,040
only one in our group that got tied yeah I didn't see emails so then it's a good thing

1016
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,160
girls are allowed to be walking around with nothing because I was walking around with

1017
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:22,160
nothing I just had rope on mm-hmm that was a good look yeah so then after that we um

1018
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:26,360
the guy was that was while you're getting tight I was getting some yeah exactly I think you

1019
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,280
were the guy the only thing he said about the the rope tie thing is just like make sure

1020
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,080
he gets his ropes at the end of the night yeah which I was like oh that's okay I will

1021
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,400
find you I'll make sure you get even if I have to mail them to you I will make sure

1022
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:41,320
yeah something happens and you guys leave before we leave and I'm still wearing them

1023
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:48,120
I will make sure they get to your house but yeah so while I was getting tied what was

1024
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:57,680
happening to you I was watching you getting tied I was I was getting hand jobs and blow

1025
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:06,880
jobs and I got a ninja blow job what's a ninja blow job well my my primary blow job was happened

1026
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:13,160
and it was wonderful and then she pulled away for one second and there was another girl that

1027
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:17,800
was standing next to me and she like from the full standing position like went all the

1028
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:23,520
way down and went and did like one blow pop motion and like basically ran away oh yeah

1029
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:28,200
there was another couple there was like a ninja blow pop who we know from here that

1030
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,880
was there they didn't come with us they came to see a concert or something but just so

1031
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:39,800
happened to be staying in our same hotel and going to the same clubs we were so I don't

1032
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:45,800
know how much of a coincidence that was but since we posted everything on Cassidy but

1033
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:51,840
yeah so they were there so she was your ninja blow job she was I remember you said that

1034
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:57,920
she was like poop poop it was like what where'd that come from all right so after the ninja

1035
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:06,800
blow job beard and butt were obviously done with their their first session and then we

1036
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:13,600
went back downstairs and you're all tied up yeah I went when it might I had my little

1037
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:20,840
rope boosty a yarn boosty whatever we want to go for a bra yep yep yep and then what

1038
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:26,880
did we do after that so then we went down peed okay we don't need to hear about every ball

1039
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:38,480
movement you had we went down to so then we went down after we I got tied up you got blow

1040
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:50,880
jobs we went we went down to the playroom so then we went to the big the big group big

1041
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,560
group room that was like not really a group room but the one I first talked about talking

1042
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:59,880
slow because we're trying to remember all the yeah so the big group room that wasn't

1043
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:03,960
really a group room but it was kind of a group room where the sheer curtains and there was

1044
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:09,200
an empty bed in the back like in the corner or whatever so we ended up so we were there

1045
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:15,840
with beard and butt and in the other bed actually was I don't know if they were there

1046
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:21,120
when we first got there or they were there later but anyway at some point in the other

1047
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:29,400
bed was doctor and nurse feel good but and also which ours didn't have a curtain like

1048
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,840
theirs and ours were all all on the back wall so we didn't actually have a curtain between

1049
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,920
ours had about 15 each other between the yeah there was a but yeah there was a lot of space

1050
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:41,520
between the beds but there was like because that's where the fireplace was there's a fireplace

1051
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:47,600
between us but then yeah so there was no curtain so we could see them over there that fireplace

1052
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,840
on because it was hot as fuck yeah so that was the other thing it was way too warm because

1053
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:58,440
it was cold outside and I get that but once we were inside it was freaking a furnace and

1054
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:04,360
then they had fans that were not on so there was no circulation of air so when we first

1055
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:09,120
got back there it was okay but then once you start fooling around it's like body he starts

1056
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:17,680
going hot so so beard goes he tells me to lay down and I just look at him and I said no you

1057
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:24,320
have been asking me to sit on your face for I don't know how long so it's happening he

1058
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:33,520
was like shut up and lay down say less so he lay down I sat on his face then you and

1059
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:40,560
but we're and you went down on her we were playing a game of chess of chess no yeah I

1060
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:47,760
was going down on her for a while and and I think then I switched to going down on him

1061
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:53,040
so she probably flipped to that's probably that's what happens it's like one one goes

1062
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:57,920
kind of flow as a couple yeah that sounds right and then I think you were standing on the bed

1063
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:03,920
on the edge and standing on standing on the edge of the bed and not the edge of the bed but on the

1064
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:10,560
floor but at the edge of the bed and she was blowing you and then and then beard was got a

1065
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,480
condom on it I just looked at you I said are we doing this and you're like we're doing it because

1066
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:21,520
this this couple they've been on our radar for a while and we've been on their radar but it's

1067
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:27,760
kind of like as much as we hang out it just never happened where we've yeah it's like we hang out a

1068
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:32,880
shit ton and it yeah it's just circumstances yeah we've never soft played with them before and like

1069
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:39,120
a couple of instances but nothing like has been in a circumstance where it's like okay now we're

1070
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:45,440
thinking this was an episode where like everything was perfect except for the fucking heat yeah exactly

1071
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:55,040
that was the only thing but so then um yeah so beard fucked me doggy started yeah yeah which is

1072
01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:01,280
so he's shorter than I am and shorter than you so it was a little bit different like it's definitely

1073
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:06,240
different when you're like even though it's the same position it's a little bit different because

1074
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:14,240
normally I'm legs in with you and with him I was legs out yeah both you and I are 5 10 and taller

1075
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:21,200
yeah both them are 5 8 and shorter I would say 5 9 maybe he's 5 9 I don't know I don't want to give

1076
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:32,160
him the wrong 5 2 she I think is like 5 2 5 she's yeah and so is the opposite for me like she's in

1077
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:39,920
doggy and I'm like I'm like way above her so I had to like legs all the way out so we were both in

1078
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:47,360
spread leg but it was fun it was a good time we kind of flip different positions uh he pulled the

1079
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:54,880
the rope thing for a little bit um yeah it was a good time I would say fun you did a little trick

1080
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:02,800
with your condom that a little trick on my condom oh so condom suck yeah um we've all we all know

1081
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:08,400
that yeah they're there for our protection however they are not the best thing I have read somewhere

1082
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:19,600
um is if you put a little bit of lube some guys are gonna be like yeah I did not I'm not a condom

1083
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,320
guy yeah I mean we are when we play with other yeah exactly like when you when we don't we got

1084
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:31,920
together yeah you were one of my first and you and I have just been not condoms because he birthed

1085
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:39,600
control and we had together a thousand years so when we got into the LS my condoms literally I had

1086
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:47,200
before LS I had used a condom one time well we used one once was that it yeah we did we wouldn't

1087
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:51,920
no we did we went and bought them we use them and you were like I can't feel anything and you were

1088
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:57,440
such a little bitch about it I was like fine I'll get on birth control okay so two times

1089
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:07,040
um before the LS and uh did there a struggle I'll admit you know any guy any guy that says

1090
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:13,200
they don't suck on there's a few people but I have not had a lot of experience with it so one

1091
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:18,400
of the things I had read was if you put a little bit of lube on your dick before you put the condom

1092
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:23,840
on obviously not enough for the condom you know where a proper fitting condom that will stay on

1093
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:31,760
but if you put a little bit it it adds a little more friction friction like a natural lube friction

1094
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:39,200
inside the condom so it it feels better and then that with the trusty cock ring oh yeah you put a

1095
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:44,640
cock ring because I found that that helps me because uh any guy will say like you can get into

1096
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:50,080
your head if you get into your head it's over yeah and the condoms are big part of getting into your

1097
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:56,640
head like that time you can be rock hard and you could be so turned on but that time it takes you

1098
01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:05,600
to turn around rip the condom pull the condom off put it on you turn back around that 10 seconds

1099
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:12,320
can be like yeah there was another thing you said to pre opening um yeah do that uh I did not do it

1100
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:20,640
for this one but um uh Dan from Swinging Nation bless his heart uh says he has a little tip

1101
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:28,240
is if they know they're about to get down he'll pre rip a condom and put it on the bedside because

1102
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:37,760
if your hands are covered with lube or or uh lady juices your hands are slippery right and you go to

1103
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:44,320
I experienced this I'm like okay I'm I'm hard I'm like let's go go team you know and I turn around

1104
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:48,880
I grab the grab the condom it's like whoop whoop whoop let's just fucking slip and find it in the

1105
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:53,200
bag it was in the dark I couldn't find it in the dark we had no light and in my head this whole time

1106
01:07:53,200 --> 01:08:00,560
I'm like yeah could it just fucking play in this so much better um but yeah pre rip that shit and if

1107
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:04,880
you don't use it throw it away because you don't want to dry up obviously but I mean if you're to

1108
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:10,320
the point where you have it your bedside pre rip it but anyway so put a little bit of lube on put

1109
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:19,920
the condom on and then the for me the cockering it keeps me gives me that extra the elongated period

1110
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:26,480
of uh erection and it gives me like a confidence so like even if my mind's starting to say you know

1111
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:33,200
hey this condom sucks doesn't it you're not gonna be able to do this this condom sucks bro um the

1112
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:39,440
cockering says nah I got you I got you and then that's that's you know what happened turn around and

1113
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:47,040
uh put it in her butt no you didn't you didn't put it in her I put it in and then uh you know once

1114
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:52,640
you start doing your thing then all of a sudden your mind checks out and you realize oh this feels

1115
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:58,800
good and then yeah you were like I might come and I was like do it but I then I think you started

1116
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:03,920
talking yourself out of it or something no I didn't want to finish it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

1117
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:09,200
because we were still fucking well yeah because butts or butts like beer is always like you know

1118
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:15,440
three hours yeah let's go and I'm like well well I knew with that heat I wasn't going three hours

1119
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:21,120
yeah no I was like I want to try to like at least 15 minutes I want to at least get a few minutes in

1120
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:28,320
here um so yeah I I could have come if if I like clicked that box in my head like all right this

1121
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:32,720
is what we're doing but I was like you know what this I'm having a really good time um yeah it was

1122
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,400
a really good time I'm not in a rush but though I could have just I could have kept going but I was

1123
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:41,600
sweating like a freaking poor yeah that's what happened to me and then also because of like I said

1124
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:47,920
because um beard and butt are shorter than us he had me positioned short way on the bed not long

1125
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,720
way on the bed when we first you know started he was like well let's go this way and I get what he

1126
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:57,200
was thinking it gave us more room like side to side yeah it would have been hard to be because

1127
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:02,080
there was only like maybe a queen queen at best yeah so we would have if we would have been going

1128
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:07,040
long ways like we would have basically been laying right next like literally right next to each other

1129
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,080
which we were obviously right next to each other but it wasn't like it gave us a little bit of

1130
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:17,600
space so I get why he did that but because I'm so long that he was when he was um fucking me from

1131
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:25,760
behind I was like being pushed off the bed like forward so I was and then because we were all on

1132
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:32,000
the bed together um you know we would all get our rhythm and we would be perfectly like like our

1133
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,520
rhythm would be perfect like it'd be like okay we're keeping everybody on the bed yeah we're

1134
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:40,880
keeping the bed moving in the same motion but then one person would get off and then it's like the

1135
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,960
whole bed was just basically like earthquake and then it was like okay we have to find our rhythm

1136
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,840
again so I'd stop like I would basically stop moving and then let him find his rhythm again and

1137
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:54,240
then pick back up so you guys could it was like I'm like this is the things like when you're on like

1138
01:10:54,240 --> 01:11:00,800
a shaky bed not like I mean those beds were obviously you know cheap cheap they're not installed

1139
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:05,680
yeah they're not yeah it's not like that bed at edr that we yeah the whole thing tipped over yeah

1140
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:10,240
fell off in the middle it's a while I think it was on like a thing in the center it didn't even have

1141
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:18,880
side yeah that one like just completely teeter taught did a teeter taught um anyway so we so we

1142
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:26,320
didn't really fuck spirit in but yeah doggy forward want to do it again I didn't I did ride

1143
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:32,480
um but it was because it got so hot ridiculously so then I was like hey I'm hot I need water

1144
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,920
like I can't breathe like I just and I felt gross I started feeling gross I was just like I'm

1145
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,880
sweaty and I know I feel like sweaty yeah like he was like you feel fine and I'm like I mean

1146
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:49,360
position uh fucking her was missionary yeah and I'm like leaning over I know my sweat's like

1147
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:57,200
pouring in her and I'm like yeah like if it's you it's fine I'm like you know what but like

1148
01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:01,760
first time with someone else it's like I'd like to get a return visit so I'm trying not to like

1149
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:08,000
gross you out too much so then we at that point we like switch partners I'm like yeah well I got

1150
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:12,160
water and then it was like okay then they were still so then they went to each other because I

1151
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:15,760
was kind of standing up and trying to like figure out what I was going to do I literally felt like

1152
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:20,720
I was going to pass out at one point there's a there's a lot of like cross hand play and yeah

1153
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:27,040
that was that's my favorite type of play is when there's a lot of cross yeah like hands like that

1154
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:31,440
one point you know I'm doing this to her and this to her you're making out with him and you have to

1155
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:36,800
say what you're doing you're like fingering her and I I'm just everything yeah touching her and then

1156
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,840
um so they were they were together so then it was like once I was like cooled down a little bit I

1157
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:49,040
got some water I was like okay so then you and I started a fucking and then you did come before we

1158
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:55,680
started fucking uh but was right and him and I'm like she's thirsty so I grabbed the bottle of water

1159
01:12:55,680 --> 01:13:01,040
and I grabbed her hair I'm like here here's some water and she's like so I was like all right you

1160
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:08,400
know and then yeah at that point that's when we got together and uh we had a good time too and I

1161
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:13,280
finally got to grab that handle yeah you grabbed the handle on my rope I didn't last very long no

1162
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:23,600
I think uh I think he was he I had you in doggy I think he was yeah he was being very neat yeah

1163
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:28,080
and I was like warning shut yeah that's we always seem to be in that position with them where I'm

1164
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:38,000
like just so you know I'm about to go and um yeah she was yeah she was riding him and then

1165
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:46,080
once you came then I think you got my toy yeah that's when we flipped you and I started using

1166
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:50,560
the toy on you yeah so you were using my vibrator on me so then he was grabbing my legs and then I

1167
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:57,680
started coming and he was like you both were fighting me because I was trying to move trying to

1168
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:04,080
pull away you guys both were because he and he was still being fucked so he was grabbing my leg

1169
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:12,400
it was like a hole and then um and then I think they were still fucking and I was like she I think

1170
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:18,400
she was in reverse cowgirl with him because I feel like I was like rubbing her hair like I was like

1171
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:25,360
rubbing her hair and her boobs and I'm pretty sure I think she was in reverse cowgirl but it was so

1172
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,960
hot she was like she was like when you were doing that it felt good but I knew I was so sweaty and

1173
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:33,840
I was like oh we were all sweaty like it was that was the that was probably the only thing I would

1174
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:39,680
have said is like I just wanted that fan to turn on I just needed air to move to me like the sweat

1175
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:48,560
thing isn't as bad as long as everybody's like okay we're all sweaty yeah great but it was just

1176
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:53,280
hot yeah and like it's like there's one there's like you can sweat because you're doing a lot and

1177
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:58,800
it's still not ridiculously hot but it was just humid yeah and yeah there was a lot of bodies in

1178
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:03,440
there a lot of bodies and no air movement and there was and all the curtains which are like sexy

1179
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:09,440
are also blocking any movement of air yeah and since we were in the very last room yeah so um

1180
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:16,400
there was literally no yeah that would be one of the only tips I would say to them is you've got

1181
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:22,160
the fans turn them on two tips I would say is move the chairs in front of the bar yeah and the second

1182
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:29,040
tip would be turn the fans on like regardless of how cold it is outside it's just airflow it need we

1183
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:35,920
need airflow it doesn't yeah fans don't make air cold yeah it just moves it right and it's just that's

1184
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,680
all you need is just a little bit airflow and you you tried to pull them and they were they were

1185
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:43,200
on and then I was and then I looked up and I was like fuck I hope there's not a light attached to

1186
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:50,880
this because then I'm just blowing up everybody's spot all of a sudden the cops are like it's like

1187
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:58,720
cops are here it's a raid it's kidding um but yeah so that was a lot of fun and then next to us was

1188
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:08,640
doctor and nurse feel good like in the bed next to us so they were oh you know there was one thing

1189
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:19,040
we almost uh almost got into more trouble is a mayor and his girl uh-huh she was like scouting

1190
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:26,800
while we were doing our thing when I was when I was fucking um but uh I almost said beard

1191
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:35,200
she she was like within like three feet of us just kind of looking and watching

1192
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:43,280
and my natural instinct would be to call her over and like hey I could use a hand but

1193
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:51,680
but when I'm since when I'm with you you have told me in the past like you can kind of when

1194
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:59,280
we're in this position you can kind of do whatever you want like invite like you've said that before

1195
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:07,040
you know yeah and so you know spoiler invite trouble um but I since I was with not not with you I was

1196
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:12,400
with her yeah I didn't want to invite her because I didn't yeah I didn't know that level of consent

1197
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:17,600
wasn't there right so I was like looking at her I'm like this could be fun yeah but I'm like

1198
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:23,360
I think that was the best idea not it is yeah it is it's always good to go on that side of

1199
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:28,880
caution definitely um yeah so that was one of those things if it was if I was just supposed to

1200
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:34,720
mess up our flow we were having a good we had a good flow it was a good time so and it was and I

1201
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:39,840
like I liked how they had the setup where you could hear everybody because that's part of like

1202
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:45,200
the fun of it too is like not just your own group you're with hearing them but hearing what everybody

1203
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:49,920
else is doing and then private rooms are fun but those type of groups are fun yeah and then

1204
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:56,080
because we could see over the bed next to us like seeing what they were doing and then even

1205
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:59,920
when we were done and trying to like go on over there like clean up all our stuff I was kind of

1206
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:03,440
like oh there's some good stuff going on over there while we were doing our thing there was like

1207
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:09,760
like three three guys getting head like right next to our bed on the fireplace they're all

1208
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:17,520
sitting there really like yeah so yeah sometimes you just have to step back and like oh yeah because

1209
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:24,080
some of I didn't even see that but I mean obviously I was busy you're busy falling off the bed so yeah

1210
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:28,400
ultimately flirts we had a good time yeah we had a really good time so then we get done

1211
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:34,960
and honestly I could have played longer if it wasn't so hot yeah yeah I was that was the only

1212
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:40,720
thing and that was just like I that was the only reason I let myself come yeah because I'm like

1213
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:45,440
we're getting towards the end here yeah I just I just don't have it in me to keep going water and

1214
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:50,240
it was just hot so I know we keep saying that but that was really like the unsexy part of it

1215
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:55,920
and I just started feeling unsexy even though you know he was like you're fine you're not like

1216
01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:02,480
dripping you're just a little glossy or whatever you're moist I was like I just don't feel sexy

1217
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:07,440
anymore so it's like I said when I'm leaning over and I can feel like sweat building up yeah it's

1218
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:17,920
like yeah so I was like I'll just keep the mystery like um no so we ended up finishing up there and

1219
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:22,640
then um you guys were kind of like I think it was you we were like well did you guys want to do you

1220
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:28,320
want to have a drink here still and I was like for what it's like for what purpose it's like 1 a.m.

1221
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:34,240
it was still 2 a.m. no it's 2 a.m. I think and they were open until 3 till 3 yeah they're like

1222
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,240
you're like they're open till 3 I was like but there's no point it's not like we're gonna go back

1223
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:45,520
in there but then um so then I went out to find the guy who who did the rope tie on me yep and

1224
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:54,080
um to have him untie me so I went over to him and then Beard came over to at some point while

1225
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:59,120
I was getting untied and um I ended up making out with the guy I don't know if I told you yeah I

1226
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:03,760
thought I did okay I was like I usually do but um so yeah I was I made out I wanted to make

1227
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:10,960
out with her but you weren't there I know I don't know where you were the thing is uh earlier in

1228
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:17,280
the night when we were up in the room I was like I was kind of into the idea of doing something

1229
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,040
with that couple but that other couple was there yeah they were kind of they already kind of paired

1230
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,400
up yeah a little bit so I was like all right I'm they were already talking about boundaries and all

1231
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:28,240
that stuff and what they're into and what they're not into so they were the four of them were already

1232
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:32,560
having that conversation so I think that's why we stepped out because we were kind of all little

1233
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:36,080
yeah I didn't want to be in that but then it was like okay this is getting like they were sitting

1234
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:40,080
on the bed after he tied me he they were all four sitting on the bed talking about like what

1235
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:44,480
their boundaries are and stuff so I was like okay I'm gonna we're we'll go and that's when we went

1236
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:50,160
to the playroom because we were like okay we'll step out well I've uh I've connected with them on

1237
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:58,560
Cassidy and thank them for a good time and all that stuff so yeah it was good it it is fun and I

1238
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:03,600
do like the way he tied me because it wasn't restricting in the way of like I can't move my

1239
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:08,960
arms or I can't move my legs which it's a little bit of that scares me I'm not I'm not like not

1240
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:13,360
saying I'm not willing to try it because the things that scare you probably excite you too

1241
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:18,880
you had a functional tie but yeah you were able to enjoy your night and still have that yeah that

1242
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:24,080
restraint restraint feeling like the which is kind of ideal because yeah we're there to have a good

1243
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:29,920
time right you don't want to you tied up in a corner and you're just like I'm thirsty I got a pee

1244
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:36,320
yeah show the thought about that yeah or like people do the um the ones where they hang from

1245
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:40,400
the ceiling and stuff yeah yeah yeah I mean obviously we couldn't do that there they'd have to have

1246
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:45,120
like that's a different level yeah they'd have to have hooks and things of that nature but yeah

1247
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:52,720
anyway so he and tied me we made out and then we grabbed all our stuff got dressed and got a new

1248
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:59,440
burr home don't don't don't right not home back to the hotel I think we went and got food at that

1249
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:05,360
point after once we go back to the hotel yeah of course we did we went and had like I think I had

1250
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:11,840
pasta oh yeah because um I was I wasn't I was still hot like I was still like not feeling I was

1251
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:17,680
hungry but you know when you're hot and you don't feel hungry yeah super hungry so um I just I got a

1252
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:24,800
parfait because I was like nothing sounded good to me I had had the salad the day before and um

1253
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:30,080
it wasn't great and then I was just like I don't want anything warm like hot still doesn't sound

1254
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:39,200
good to me because I'm still just feel warm so I was like oh get a parfait but yeah so then we went to

1255
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:46,560
bed so that takes us into Friday night finished up and then now we're on Saturday morning that took

1256
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:54,480
us into Saturday morning because we left there at 3 a.m. which Saturday morning is gonna be part two

1257
01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:59,040
yeah we can't go on to Saturday because Saturday we did tiki bars and then we did stuff at night so

1258
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:05,600
we need a whole nother one for that yes so um we normally do our podcast every other week

1259
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:11,040
but since we're going to be going on that vacation we're actually gonna do one next week

1260
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:17,360
to take care of part two and kind of get us on that every other week schedule again so

1261
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:23,280
um I think that's it for tonight baby I think that's it I got a lot to edit

1262
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:31,920
it only because you farted

1263
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:40,320
all right you know what to say take it away baby when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your

1264
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:45,760
pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up all right love you baby love you

1265
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:56,720
too bye bye if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at the sweet side of life

1266
01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:02,960
podcast at outlook.com or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the

1267
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:16,480
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