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You said, all right, guys.
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It's not live.
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Yes.
This is not live.
This is pre-recorded.
Well, we're recording it now when they listen to it.
It's pre-recorded.
It's a very confusing process.
Should we start this podcast?
If you don't understand it, it's fine.
Nobody expects you to.
It's basically like quantum physics right there.
That whole little thing.
Should we start this over?
I feel like maybe we should.
Anyways.
So, yeah.
We have a lot coming up and we had a lot happen recently.
We still got so much shit.
We're like in constant catch up mode.
Some of the events that we haven't even talked about, I don't remember them anymore.
This is true.
I literally was like, what have we talked about?
What have we not talked about?
I remember bits and pieces.
We need to go back and listen.
To what?
To our own podcast?
No, no, no, no.
To see what we talked about?
No, I know what we haven't talked about.
Really?
Really quickly before we get to it.
Let's do our cheers.
Cheers.
Damn, you almost broke my glass.
A little bit aggressive there, sir.
Okay.
So, tonight I am drinking.
Nobody cares.
Just kidding.
Malibu Rose.
No, babe.
Kiss from a rose.
No.
Malibu Summer Rose.
Malibu Summer Rose, which is just a basic asterisk.
It's Malibu.
This particular one, it was two ounces of Malibu coconut rum.
Maybe two ounces, just under two ounces of peach snobs.
Then I did equal parts of orange juice, pineapple with a splash and a dash of grenadine.
Did you do a splash and a dash?
Yes, so I did a splash and then a dash.
So it's a, it tastes good.
It's nice and sweet.
Like I like them.
It pretty much tastes like a sunset in Hawaii sitting on the beach.
Speaking of sweet and pineapple.
This is like a PSA.
Okay.
I bought this from somebody from their Tik Tok purchases.
Oh, oh.
Like where'd you go?
I bought those pineapple gummies that were supposed to, if you know you know, IYKYK, that
were supposed to make your vagina taste like pineapple.
And I've been recently told I still just taste like water.
It didn't work.
You know, maybe.
I've taken a whole package of them and it, like not at once, but like the two recommended
a day.
Maybe that's where you went wrong.
Like the two recommend, like it's like two a day.
Is it a gummy?
Yeah.
You're not supposed to put them in your drink?
No.
It's like two a day.
It's not something you're supposed to insert.
A suppository?
That's your butthole.
But could it be a suppository if it's your vagina?
I don't think a gummy in your butthole is going to make your vagina taste bad.
You don't know.
Um.
No, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to chew it.
Anyway.
I don't know.
You're right.
Maybe that's where you went wrong.
I read the instructions.
They were in Chinese, just kidding.
It says something about orange chicken.
Anyway.
Don't order them.
They are a waste of money.
I'm in my second bag.
For you, they didn't work.
I don't think they work for anybody.
You don't know this.
Babe, if they want to sponsor me and send me some free shit, I will promote them.
You just got done slandering them.
So I don't think.
However, the ones I purchased, they didn't work for shit.
They taste delicious in the morning.
It's like I take all my vitamins and I have the shitty vitamin taste and then I chew those
and they taste fantastic.
However, maybe I'm supposed to chew them while going down on me and then my vagina taste
pineapple.
That's, I think that's where we're going wrong.
And then I get a yeast infection because of the sugar in them.
You know what?
That's here we are.
Does the yeast infections taste like pineapple?
Ew.
I don't know, but I doubt.
Moving on, moving on.
So what are you drinking?
I am drinking ranch water, which I had heard of before.
And yeah, the term I say.
Honestly, it sounds disgusting because I was thinking like ranch dressing in water, which
is diluted ranch dressing.
That is gross.
Ranch that was left on the dash of your car for too long.
You just got some chicken nuggets and you left that up there and it watered down.
There's that.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, however, I looked up, I was like Googling recipes and I was already on the tequila train,
which by the way, I snorted tequila earlier accidentally.
I, when I went to take my shower, I was drinking my tequila.
You had a shower tequila.
No.
Yeah.
So you were like, take your margarita to go shower while you're showering and drink
it.
You know?
So I took it with me, a showering and then I was like, went to, um, towel dry my hair.
So I took a sip of my margarita and then I put my head upside down to towel dry my hair.
And the margarita went instantly up my nose from my mouth to my nose.
Nice.
So I snorted some tequila earlier today.
All right.
Um, anyway, so I was on the tequila train and I decided that I was going to stay on the
much tequila trains, I looked up tequila cocktails and ranch water is very popular apparently
right now, but it's basically a skinny margarita.
Okay.
Kind of.
So it was two ounces of, um, costumigos, two, and I'm not, I'm not sponsored by them.
We're not sponsored by anybody just FYI.
Whatever we say is what we like.
Um, so two ounces of cost, however, costumies I would like to sponsor me.
I will take all the sponsorships.
Which, which costumigos?
Blanco.
Yeah, Blanco.
So it said Blanco, it said a Blanco tequila, which costumigos.
Try the Reposado.
You didn't really like the Reposado that much.
I mean, I'm just, I just like the Blanco.
I don't know.
It's easy.
All right.
It mixes with everything that you want.
Easy like me.
Um, so, so two ounces costumigos, two ounces lime juice and then half an ounce.
Um, is it Controy?
Contru, Contru.
Controy.
Contru.
Anyway, anyway, um, and then top it with soda water and well, and what I've read was it
like, it has to be top, top, bochiko.
Otherwise, it's not officially ranch water.
I did not have top, top of Chico.
So I just did regular.
Isn't top of Chico like a, a seltzer?
There is a seltzer.
Okay.
Yeah.
But they're, they also do the, they have a, they do just have a soda water.
Yeah.
It's the ones in the glass bottles.
Yeah.
It's basically a skinny.
Yeah.
It's a little bit of a burrito.
It's just a fancy name.
It's very tart though, cause it is equal parts of lime juice with the tequila.
So it's like super tart, but it's pretty good.
Actually, the more I drink it, I'm like, I could actually, I could, I could ride with
this.
All right.
Sounds good.
Anyway.
So let me see.
Before I go any further.
Oh geez.
The phone is coming out.
Let me reference my notes here.
The notes are coming forward.
So really quick.
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And for those in the back.
Oh my God.
Do not say it again.
So, um, I try to, uh, respond to most people that message out.
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Uh, we do have some events coming up really quick, quick on a touch on.
So to, like I said, today is Thursday, two, 20 February 20th tomorrow.
Friday, the 21st.
We are going to be attending for the first time us as a couple, the say less productions
meeting greet.
Oh yeah.
I went by myself.
You went by yourself for a couple hours last month, but this time, um, I was able to make
it.
So say less productions.
Um, they're doing a meeting greet at the Cove in Murrieta.
Um, you can find their information on California, not Georgia.
Not, not Murrieta, Georgia, exactly California.
Um, you can find all their information on Cassidy.
If you look up say less, or you can just, if you wanted to join our, uh, community,
sweet side of life podcast, I advertise, I cross advertise all these events.
And then on Sunday, the 22nd, no, the 23rd, 22nd, Saturday, the 23rd, we're going to be
doing Sunday fun day at Old Town Pub and grub.
It used to be a Sunday football day football day.
Football's over.
Uh, Eagles one goes one to Super Bowl.
Congratulations.
I'm glad it was in the chiefs.
Right.
No offense to the chiefs fans out there.
Anybody but the chiefs at this point, I mean, we're a charger fan.
So we, we needed the other team to win.
Yeah.
We needed to humble my home just a bit.
But anyway, so football is over.
So, uh, what we did through the season was at this venue, we always had like Sunday fun
day, get togethers and we all watched the game and had a good time.
We didn't want to stop that.
Why stop that?
So we're going back there and now they're starting to do carry oaky.
So we're going to have a little get together on Sunday.
Again all this information's out there and the parties and events and you guys, if you
want to join us, I know we got a lot of local listeners to the podcast.
Hopefully you hear this in time and you can come hang out.
Um, oh, so before we go any further, I need to address the elephant.
Further ado, I need to address the elephant in the room.
What?
I don't see an elephant.
So as you guys heard, um, in our previous podcast, my band got back together.
And we did a show, um, at Old Town Blues Club here in Southern California.
And um, I threw the invite to everybody and it turned out extremely good.
Yeah.
You guys packed it.
So fortunately, unfortunately, depending on what side of the gate you were on, uh, that
place actually sold capacity about 20 minutes before we even went on stage.
So we had a shit ton of people come out and stayed packed and it stayed packed the whole
time.
You guys were there.
Uh, it was amazing.
Thank you everybody that came out.
It's been over two years since I've been on the stage and it was so awesome seeing everybody,
all my friends, all my new friends, all my girlfriends, all my baby mamas out in the
crowd all supporting me and all the new friends we made that traveled from, you know, hours
away to come hang out.
And unfortunately there was a couple of people that were for sure left on the wrong side
of the gate because they were not able to get in.
However,
In all fairness, you did tell people to get there early.
Yes, I did.
You did say there was a capacity.
There is a capacity and, uh, you know, what's the saying?
Uh, I can lead the horse to water, but I can't make him drink.
So, um, that being said, March 1st, another Saturday coming up, not this coming Saturday,
but next Saturday, we're going to do it all over again.
So, uh, Old Town Blues Club didn't get in, get there early.
Get.
Yeah.
If you're coming, get there early.
Heed my advice.
Get there early, get a chair, get a cocktail and be ready for the party.
All these details are again on our castities.
You can find it all there, but March 1st, Old Town Blues Club, we go on at 830.
If you have any questions, if you're not able to, um, you know, find this event information
on Cassidy or if you're not on Cassidy and you wish to travel to the show, just shoot
us a text or shoot us an email and I will give you all the information you could possibly
want and I'll even see you a dick pic.
And it's only $5.
And it's a $5 cover gets you in.
Um, it's going to be awesome.
So, again, what's that?
And they have good liquor.
They have great liquor, full bar.
Um, thank you again to everybody that made it out.
It made that show a very special show for me.
And uh, yeah, we got another one coming.
What's that?
And for the bar.
The bar, the bar was happy.
So everybody was stoked.
We had a great night.
Can't wait to do it again.
It was a really, it was a really fun night.
Yeah.
So let's do it again.
March 1st, everybody, um, come hang out.
So there's a bunch of things on our, on our list of events that we've gone to.
We've had an extremely busy winter and it's not slowing down.
So I'm just going to recap a couple of things right now, just so we're, we're not going
to talk about it all tonight because there's a lot going on, but we still have our, that
one jacuzzi excapade.
We never talked about that.
Oh gosh.
And then we have, now we've had two parties at sunshine girls house that we haven't talked
about Christmas party and a birthday party.
Both of those events were awesome.
And then we had a Super Bowl party that we went to.
We did.
That was fun.
There, there wasn't a whole lot that really went on there, but, um, one of the things that
you had said when I was starting to get the band back together, you're like, listen, if
you get this band back together, because all of our friends that know us, most of them,
we've met within the two years that I have not been playing in the LS.
In the LS.
We have, we have quite a few that knew me towards the tail end of my band.
Um, but most of our friends, you know, they've come into our lives, which in the, within
the last couple of years.
So most of them had no idea that, you know, I played music or I do anything.
So you were saying like, wait till, you know, some of these women to see you're going to
get so much head.
I'm like, yeah, funny, funny, funny.
Well at the Super Bowl, the day after the gig, I indeed had three women going down on
me at the same time.
There you go.
I told you.
Nailed it.
So now I'm booking a world tour and hopefully this happens in every city I go to.
Thank you for talking me into that.
You're welcome.
Babe, I knew it.
So I've, I've done what women want.
I've done, I've done a three.
Now I need four.
I need you.
You claim there was four.
I swear at, um, EDR, there was four.
We talked about it on the podcast.
I can go back.
Yeah.
I don't recall four though.
I, I, I have three, a solid three in my head.
I could actually think right now who the four, four are.
I don't know.
Yep.
I don't know.
I can't remember all the names we gave all the people.
Yeah.
I can remember.
I'm trying to think about, no, I don't, I can't think of a fourth.
It was, it was a shit.
I'm trying to think of their names without like giving them away.
We'll discuss this off the air.
Cause I just remembered.
I don't see four.
I remembered who all the four was.
Sign language.
It was our friends whose birthdays wife was there.
No.
It was yes.
And it was the other person who's the female whose birthday it was there.
Yes.
No, I don't know.
And it was the girl who has hit a book as of a couple of times, but she actually never
shows up.
Yes.
Her and then me for, I don't know.
I'm going to have to talk to the referees.
But anyways, so if that's the case, then I want four again.
He won five.
I don't know if you could, I don't know where five would land, babe.
I'll figure it out.
You be surprised.
Someone's on your chode.
If I have to be on my back with my legs like lifted towards my shoulder, I could see this
happening.
I could very easily see it.
I mean, I'll look your butt hole while they.
There you go.
See your team player.
I am.
So anyways, that's that's next episode.
We'll figure that out.
And then we just went on a awesome Vegas trip.
Yes, we did.
We got to recap that, which we should right now.
No, we're not going to.
I already told you we're not going to recap that right now.
We have to know.
I talked about this and you said, no, I agreed.
You told me you were going to talk about everything.
Everything.
What are we going to talk about?
You're going to talk about your butthole.
My butthole.
Yeah.
So a couple of different things.
I'm going to really quick.
I have an idea.
I was talking to you about this earlier.
We're part of Swinger's Paradise Discord, which is the discord of the Swinger's couch.
I'm not totally on board with this.
Why not?
I don't know.
You got to give me an eye.
Why not?
Because.
All right, before you get all weird about it.
So I'm thinking there's a lot of chatters in the discord and it's all done over text.
I'm thinking we arrange like a zoom happy hour.
It sounds like a fucking cluster.
Oh, it's going to be a cluster.
It's not going to be smooth.
But I'm thinking maybe or two.
Okay, it's going to be a cluster fuck or nobody shows up or people show up and they just don't
say anything.
Okay, camera off.
Any one of those options is fine with me.
I think we need to coordinate with the Swinger's couch and set up like a co-hosting where we're
host, they're host and worst case scenario, we're sitting there talking to each other
and that's fantastic.
So.
Are we recording it?
We could.
We could possibly, you know.
I mean, if you record it, you're not less people show up.
Yeah, I'm just, if it.
Why do you have to overthink everything?
It's just my life.
Yeah, we'll stop.
I'm handling this.
So yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to reach out.
I haven't reached out to anybody because I just had this fabulous idea earlier today,
but I'm going to reach out and I think the biggest problem is going to be time zones
because we're, you know, Pacific time and they're Eastern.
So we always have to record podcasts late, which obviously push it even later for them,
which is why we haven't been able to put together like a dual podcast yet, but that's
something we have to do.
And also recently we, we kind of made a pseudo decision.
It's not in the books yet.
Tickets have not been bought, but let's see when is it?
You just want color vibes?
No, no, no, not yet.
Even before that we're going to, we've talked about it before.
We're doing a three 11 cruise.
Yes, we have.
In the end of March, we're actually going out to Florida.
That's tickets are purchased.
Those tickets are purchased, but we're, we're going out in the March and we're going to
be in Florida.
So I figured while we're in Florida, when in Rome, go to secrets is basically what they
said.
So as of right now, it's like I said, it's not tickets bought, but I'm thinking March
22nd, it's a Saturday night that we can escape from the family for a night and go to secrets.
They have a takeover going on.
So I have to see if there's even tickets available.
But if anybody's out there in the Florida area and think it's a good idea, let us know.
Cause again, I know there's a lot of listeners out there that are in that area and it would
be great to meet you all.
So we'll update you guys probably by the next podcast.
If we officially buy tickets, we're still kind of in the planning phase of that.
What's your opinion on that?
You think that's a good idea?
Yeah, I know I want to go to secrets.
Sounds good.
All right.
What?
Sounds good.
Sounds great.
So what is your opinion on what life?
No, we don't have enough time for that.
We've been around a lot of people lately in the Polly lifestyle.
Ah, it's, it's springing this on me.
It's called podcast baby.
That's why I said it.
There's a couple of things I wanted to talk about.
Okay.
This episode is just going to be a chat episode.
I didn't want to go through all events yet.
I'm going to run.
I'm going to forget what I did in Vegas.
You are not.
That's me.
We are getting daily reminders.
So I've always, you know, since being the podcast listener, I hear about all the Polly
and I, I hear about all the different, you know, type of dynamics within the Polly and
all the Polly lifestyle, but up until recently, we haven't really like personally seen it.
But now we have two couples, two friends of ours that are, you know, knee deep and or
head deep or neck deep and whatever you want to call it, dick deep and they're two completely
different versions of it.
So we have one friend.
He in essence, he, he has his wife and then now he has what he calls his second wife.
I don't think there's an actual, you know, certificate attached that because that's not
legal.
That's sister wives.
I know.
Um, so that's going on.
And then we have another friend of ours where the couple, the girl has a boyfriend and it's
a, it's a different dynamic, but it's still, you know, within that Polly umbrella and the
boyfriend of that last couple, he, uh, he's been in the Polly lifestyle for a couple
years and he was actually talking to us about coming on our podcasts and doing an episode
kind of, you know, breaking down his life and, you know, how it works for him and stuff
like that.
So, uh, hope to be doing that interview within a couple of months.
We just had to find some free time when we're all kind of together in the same area and
we have our podcast stuff and, but he's ready to talk and I got open mics.
So we'll just have to figure out time to make it.
But that being said, now that we've seen it firsthand, you do it.
Me?
Yeah.
No, you couldn't.
I don't think so.
You don't think so.
So, but you also have to think of, okay.
So I never want to say no.
Exactly.
Cause the shit we do now.
Yeah.
I never want to say no, but, and then we have a third friend who she had a boyfriend.
Oh yeah.
And then it didn't, it just things he got to attached or something.
Well, that's actually applies to two of our friends.
We have two other friends that have that exact same scenario.
But I don't know if there were more of like a, a thruple kind of like a thruple situation.
But, um, the, the two ones I just recently mentioned seemed, seems a little more, I don't
know.
But if I was going to do that, my scenario would be the scenario of our friends who,
of our, of Sam and Cole.
Okay.
Because their dynamic was the boyfriend kind of like filled the gaps of where the husband
like didn't want to do things.
Not that he couldn't, but he just wasn't really into it.
You know, like he was like, and he traveled and things like that.
And so I think for me, and then the husband and the boyfriend from what I understand had
like a cool relationship where they all three did things together and they, and then just
the two, like the boyfriend and the husband went and did things together.
And then the wife and the, the boyfriend went things, you know what I mean?
Like everybody had their own dynamic, but they all, they all worked together and then
they all had their individual dynamics.
And I think for me, that's the only way it would work is if we could all three hang out.
And then if when you were like, I'm tired or I don't want to do that, or like I don't
want to, I don't want to go dance or whatever.
And then the boyfriend would be like, yeah.
And the boyfriend would be like, okay, well, I want to go do that.
I'll dance.
Yeah.
I'll go do that.
Or like whatever, like you're like, I don't want to go to a country music festival.
Or whatever.
And I'm like, well, I kind of do.
And then he's like, I kind of do too.
Or whatever.
I don't know.
Like that was seems like it would maybe make sense.
But like, um, when I feel like the, I feel like the relationship between, um, like if
the relationship between the husband and the boyfriend, there isn't one there.
I just feel like that lends itself to, I'd be really tough to creep.
Like, not like creeping in like jealousy and, um, and just like you can't all like, you
can all hang out together and you can be kind of like superficially cool.
But like, there's not really like a real friendship there.
To me, it would, it would, it would create like two completely different lives.
Yeah.
Like if, if, if you were in the point where the two guys don't aren't the best.
Yeah.
I mean, and I like, I think one of our friends, I'd be like co-parenting.
Yeah.
I think her, I think her boyfriend and her husband like coexist, but I just feel like
they're so opposite that it's hard for them to find common ground to do anything other
than just be cordial with each other.
Their common ground is her pussy.
Exactly.
And in this lifestyle, there's a lot of pussy out there.
So, um, so I just don't know.
And then I know that like he has a wife and I know his wife's not really involved in their
relationship, which is kind of true poly sort of is like, there's not like, like, because
we've watched shows on this, not that I'm like a super expert, but, um, we've watched
shows on this and a lot of what I watched was there's a main partnership and then there's
the, like a hierarchy, kind of a hierarchy.
Um, I've seen it go both ways.
Or, known hierarchy.
And then everybody's even.
Yeah.
Or there's like every, like everybody has their main and then they have all their other
like partners, but they don't really interact except for maybe in like an orgy situation
or something like that.
But otherwise the woman will go on dates with her boyfriend and the husband doesn't really
ask questions or he'll go on a date with his girlfriend.
And you know what I mean?
Like people don't really ask questions.
They don't really intermingle.
There's not a lot of common ground.
Sometimes they don't even like really know the person so well.
Um, it's just kind of their person ways to do it.
Yeah.
And then you have our other friends where from what I understand is she doesn't live there
with them, but she comes and stays for a while.
Like she lives out of state.
The first couple I mentioned.
Yeah.
So she, so it's.
Well, that's right.
She's out of state.
Yeah.
She lives out of state.
So then she'll come and visit for like long periods of time, but then my understanding,
because this couple we knew as lifestyle couple and basically they're out of the lifestyle
and they're just in the poly relationship, but it's because my understanding and I could
be completely wrong, but primarily is because the, the third they brought in is super jealous
and like doesn't want anybody looking at the guy.
Um, so that for me, given that she's the girlfriend, not even the wife, like that's odd to me.
But I mean, to each their own, you know, I'm not trying to yuck anybody's young, but that
wouldn't really for us to understand.
Yeah.
It wouldn't really work for me because, um, I don't know.
I feel like we got into this just to have fun and I like my friends and I like hanging
out and I like, and both you and I are in situations where we, the part of this that
we like is like the unknown and what could happen, you know, like, Oh, we could go into
this orgy room and this could happen or we could do this and this could happen or, you
know, it's like, which is why when we were in Vegas or not Vegas, but we could talk about
that.
But when we were in like, um, at plush New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, why it was like,
well, we want to go to this orgy room and then see what could happen.
Yeah.
We had friends texting us.
Yeah.
Friends texting us like, Hey, yeah.
Well, I mean, at the time I didn't have my phones.
I don't know who it's like, but I saw later it was like, Oh, friends were texting us and
we had a known group of people there that we could have, you know, gone to their room
hung out with.
We could have texted them, whatever, but we all went into this orgy room together and
then they disappeared.
But for you and I were like, well, this is kind of, well, there's, they have a different
story.
They said that you squirrel.
I squirrel.
Well, I probably did.
But, um, I'm not going to deny that.
I'm not going to dispute that because I don't really remember.
But here or there.
Yeah.
But, um, I, it's like the, it's like the unknown of what could happen.
And that's why we like to go, not that we're like here for all the orgies, but like just
what could happen if we go to an orgy room, you know, like who could, who could we potentially
like meet or, you know, get involved with.
And you just never know, cause you can have all the conversations of people in the world
and then like, sometimes you talk yourself out of some fun, you know what I mean?
Like you see somebody, they're super hot and you're like, God damn, they're hot.
But then you start talking to me like, fuck, they're stupid or I hate that.
You know what I mean?
You're just like, I hate the way they speak or I just, whatever, like they've said, they
just have totally turned me off.
But like if you're in it, well, that's, that's not, no.
Yes.
That's not a problem.
That is a turn off, but I'm saying that's not what I'm in it.
That's not my point.
My point is that you talk to somebody and they've turned you off by talking to you because
like, God damn, you're stupid.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, I liked the way you looked and now you've spoken and now I'm like, eh.
Can't we just turn the lights off?
But exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
But in an orgy room, you could be like, I don't have to talk to you.
I've seen you, you're hot.
And it's like, let's move on with what we want to do, which is completely physical.
I'm literally not trying to like, you know, marry you or meet my best friend here or,
you know what I mean?
So there's like two sides to it because we also like the good, like the friendship side
of it and the, um, we have a lot of great friends and who've shown up and you know what
I mean?
Like been good friends and been there supporting us in all of our endeavors and, um, and then
we've played with them and some of them and it is what it, you know what I mean?
Like that's, that's fun too.
But at the same time, like part of this is the fact that it's like the unknown.
Yeah.
Some of it's the unknown.
So I don't know if the poly back to your question.
That's the whole thing with the poly thing is it's like, I'm not really looking for a
boyfriend or someone to fill some gap that I'm feeling in my life right now.
So it doesn't make sense to me, but if at some point you don't have a whole lot of
gaps that need to be filled, like, and normally I have plenty of people to fill all of the
gaps that I have.
Um, but I, uh, so it's like hard for me to kind of understand that, but I feel like if
I was to understand it, it would be something, you know, like Sam and Cole probably.
All right.
I was a lot.
Well, you asked me a question, you got me drunk and then you asked me a question.
Did you think I was going to stop talking?
I didn't think you were going to make a run on sentence.
All right.
So my simple answer.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Kill it.
Baby.
I know you're just going to be like, no.
I want a boyfriend for me.
Um, I want you to have a boyfriend coming from my, my point of view.
Yes.
We want your POV.
I could get, and if I had another woman, I could get double the sandwiches.
You could get one sandwich.
I don't make you sandwiches.
So, um, the way that I am, I do not believe I'm pretty confident in saying that, um, I
can not do Polly.
Yeah.
Cause for me, for me, like for you to have a boyfriend, like, I don't know, it doesn't,
it doesn't really sound good to me.
Like it doesn't, it doesn't tick a box.
Like it, um, I don't know.
You know, that, that might change, you know, again, you never say never, but for me, there's
no box that needs to be ticked there.
And I think if that, if we were able ever to go that direction, I would have to probably
be the aggressor and be like, Hey, you should try this.
Yeah.
And as of right now, there's not even a box to check it.
You let it alone.
I don't have a pen.
Like there's, I don't have the tools to do that.
So, um, that, no, um, as far as like having like a secondary, I do not, I do not have
the emotional capability to care about another person enough to
Okay.
Psychopath.
Maybe, maybe, um, I love all, all of our friends.
I love them.
I love them in a friendship, you know what I mean?
But to like, to, to take someone and like have like a second wife or like a girlfriend
where there's true feelings involved, I just don't have it in me.
You don't have the capacity.
I do not.
Um, I struggle on a daily basis with like people feelings and stuff.
Like there's, there's, I guarantee you there's people that know me and they'll see like the
really fun side of me.
I'm like, Hey, and then when I, when I go into my bubble, I'm like shut down and they're
like, Hey, are you in there?
Like, and I become like emotionally and physically unavailable.
And I, I just know me.
So there's, there's just no way.
I'm like, I'm good with you.
You're my love.
I will, I will be great friends with everybody and I will eat all the asses.
But um, I just, one thing you didn't do in Vegas.
Did I not?
I mean, I didn't see it.
Let me recap.
Uh, no, no, I can carry the one.
I can carry the two flip it over.
Nope.
Uh, spoiler alert.
We'll talk about it next time, but you got yours.
I got it.
I don't know why that was like, that was fucking hilarious.
And again, I screamed.
You did.
And at least it wasn't in a quiet room.
It was not in a quiet room.
So stay tuned for that bad boy.
That was a, we had a very fun Vegas.
So, um, I think we'll have to recap that one prop maybe on the next episode.
We'll sit down and do a recap.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll try to do a week.
A week.
What's that?
What do you mean?
Like another one in a week.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Uh, possibly.
Yeah, I think, yeah.
All right.
So one of the other things that, uh, I wanted to touch base on since we're just kind of
going random tonight.
You're going random.
I told you I'm going random.
So you're going rogue.
We kind of knew this, kind of knew this about us.
Um, what did you know about this?
What did you know about me?
You are one sexy beast.
Wow.
No, we kind of, this kind of, uh, it wasn't a surprising thing to hear, but we, if you
added it to our list, so I can catch up.
No.
So all of tonight, yeah, I have my own list.
All of tonight is all brand new to you.
Yeah.
I'm just dropping these bombs.
You are just bomb dropping on me.
Dropping loads everywhere.
Um, this is something that we've known about us and we knew it kind of went around, but
apparently we had a bit of a reputation.
Oh, for not playing?
Not playing.
Yeah.
And it's cause we're selective.
Just no, we are not really not selective.
It's not selective.
It's, it just goes, it goes to our, our motto.
We're here for the hang more than the bang.
Yeah.
The hangs.
It happens.
The hangs turn into bangs.
Yeah.
And that's great.
And they're fun.
They're fantastic.
Um, but we're always more about the party and more about the randomness and seeing what
happens next.
Yeah.
And then like forcing something.
Yeah.
One thing we do not do we have never done is set up a play date.
That's true.
That is, that is just way too much pressure.
It is.
For both of us.
Neither one of us like pressure like that.
No.
We've, we've done, we've invited people over for jacuzzi with the intention on playing,
but it's not being like, all right guys, this is what we're doing.
I think partially because our reputation was a little bit like we don't play.
A lot of people just kind of come into our situation when we do invite them over.
They're like, uh, like they don't really know what to expect either.
Like they're like, are, am I just here to have drinks or am I here to like get down?
And that's fine.
Keep in guessing.
Yeah.
Because they might just come over and have drinks or they might come over and get, I
mean, most of the time they can get down, but, um, in some way.
Whether it's soft or not.
You know, we have that reputation, but we're also have the reputation of being low pressure.
Yeah.
Which is what I would be more concerned about being known as.
Like I could care less if, if we have like a banner on our head that says, you know,
we don't play.
That's fine.
Whatever.
We're lucky.
Yeah.
Right.
The ones who played with us are like, we got real lucky because the people who don't
play, they played with us.
Like what did you do?
What did you say?
I mean, there's, we've had clearly, if you listen to our episode, we've had plenty of
play in our, in our journey.
We're not like every time and again.
I think, I think a lot of that stems from.
And we don't like fuck everybody.
No, no, no, no.
Even if we play like it's very few people we've fucked.
So I think that might be it too.
And see, that's the thing is the word play doesn't mean fuck.
You know what I mean?
So I think, I think it'd be better to say they don't fuck a lot.
Yeah.
And we don't, we don't.
It's not like, we play quite a bit.
I mean, I get my dick sucked all the time as do you.
My dick sucked.
No, you suck.
Pull it out.
And that, that's constitutional.
I could say, I could proudly say I've never had my dick sucked.
Yes.
But that, that's played, that constitutes play.
And you know, sometimes that's, that's the level of fun we have for that night.
And sometimes it goes further.
Sometimes it doesn't.
And that's a badge of honor.
And our friends that were telling us this weren't saying it like it was bad.
It's just one of those things like we got, we got closer to them this weekend.
Yeah.
Because we spent an extended extended period of time.
Like they've been good friends for a while, but we really had some time, you know, to
chat about different things and it just kind of came up.
But I think where a lot of this comes from is a lot of our time over the last outside
of the last like five months, we were pretty much, we were a mainstay at the DTF less parties
every month.
And you did the music.
I did the music there.
And you're a perfectionist.
And we were just kind of like a staple of that party.
As of the last four or five months, we haven't been able to go.
I don't do the music there anymore.
And I think a lot of that reputation comes from those parties because a lot of our friends
there would come, they would end up in the back rooms.
But because I am the way I am with my music, I never really wanted to leave the party.
Yeah.
We're going to a room because the music gets squirrely sometimes.
Yeah, it gets shit.
Like, you know, I do all my playlists on Spotify and I set up pre-playlists and I do live
mixing during the party.
But as some of you guys know, Spotify can get wonky on you.
If you, if a playlist or if a song ends that you programmed, it'll do like a jump recommended
song and then it goes down a fucking rabbit hole sometimes.
So at these parties, you know, I liked, I like to make sure I'm bringing my best.
So I never really was a fan of leaving the main area to go into a room and go back there
for an hour.
Like, so I would do little oral things here and there.
But I mean, we kind of always kept the party, you know, as our focus, which lends itself
to more for the hang than the bang.
Yeah.
However, since I don't really, I don't do the music at that party anymore.
And in these later parties and stuff we've been going to, I don't do the music.
We had definitely been finding ourselves in the playrooms quite a bit more often and having
a great time.
So no complaints here.
So yeah, we just wanted to address that rumor really quick for those that listened.
You wanted to address the rumor.
Yes.
The other rumor is, yes, I do have a bleach butthole.
Is it?
No.
I haven't seen it.
Bleach with saliva.
I've seen it.
So yeah, so that was one of the things that popped up this weekend in Vegas that I was
kind of like, again, it didn't bother me at all.
It just made me, I'm like, you know, that's worth addressing because it's been told to
us by multiple people.
Yeah, we had already heard that.
And we kind of really, it didn't really matter.
Like, I really don't care if people think that we're, I guess, lifestyle prudes or whatever.
But I don't know.
I think there's a place for everybody.
There is.
And whether or not you want to be soft or full or selective on your full or complete
horrors or whatever you want to be, whatever you want to be, you know, if gang bang, butt
orgies are your thing.
Like there's a place for you if, I mean, obviously there's all the kinks.
I've heard some recent kinks.
I'm like, okay, here we are.
But, but yeah.
So I don't know.
I don't really care.
Yeah.
There's, like you said, there's a place for all of us.
And yeah, so it was, it was kind of cool dispelling, you know, those rumors and, and putting it
in some butts this weekend.
You know what I'm saying?
Putting it in some butts.
And some butts.
What butts did you put it in?
All of them.
Cigarette butts.
You didn't see outside that one club.
I had a lie and I ran a train.
I can't remember what his name was though.
It was train.
So anyways, um, see, is there anything else on my list here?
I don't know.
Cause I don't have your list.
So I'm very confused.
Okay.
I do have one more thing, which we'll end on.
So we got summer coming up.
Yes.
We got pool parties coming up.
We do not have EDR coming up.
Fuck EDR.
So EDR on our Tik Tok are still like, well, I, yeah, I commented on a few.
I actually thought I took down all of the EDR ones, but I remember there was somewhere
I just had photos that stayed up with EDR tagged.
People are commenting like, when are you guys going back?
And I'm like, never.
It'll be a cold day in hell.
So yeah, we, we normally do our Memorial Day and our Labor Day and our summer birthdays.
We do all that stuff and EDR.
That's no longer there.
So I think our first biggest conundrum is Memorial Day.
Figuring out what we're going to do.
So while we were in Vegas this past weekend, one of the places we went was Whispers and
Whispers holds a bomb pool party along with their night parties.
We did their night party this time, but our last, our previous visit was their pool party
and they have a big pool, great, great resort style pool with the playrooms, et cetera,
et cetera.
We talked to them about doing our podcast from there.
I mean, let's not build it up too much.
Their pool is not resort style.
It's bomb, babe.
It's a backyard pool, but it's a good fucking time.
I don't want someone going there expecting like.
It's a resort.
Here is resort.
It is a resort.
It does not have a lazy river.
It is a resort style.
It's a backyard pool though, but it is a good fucking time.
It's a big ass pool.
It's a good fucking time.
And during the summer, they have the entire pool edge lined with tent like canopies and
chairs and they have a cook making all the hamburgers.
Yep.
It's fantastic.
Those are good hamburgers too.
Very good.
But yeah, it's a good time.
So we're going to, we're going to, we're thinking that either whispers for Memorial Day weekend
or be a Vita, which is in Lake Elsinore, which is another great pool party set up.
We've done a podcast from there already.
We've done a couple of great events there.
Had a great time there.
So we're kind of going between those two.
And I think a lot of it's going to depend on, we have some friends in Michigan, the ones
that were actually on our podcast via zoom a couple of episodes ago.
Yeah.
Tom and Liz.
Um, they might be in Vegas for work during that weekend.
So if they're able to extend their stay, I think we'll probably do whispers.
If we can't get any connections out there, we might just stay local and do be a Vita
because that'll, that's going to be a bomb party too.
So if anybody plans on, uh, intended those again, shoot us a text, let us know, but,
uh, we're going to have whispers as they have a whole group that comes there, like
two groups or something.
Yeah, that's right.
Ones from Canada.
Yeah.
Isn't that what they said?
Maybe I'll have to talk to Tina Marie.
I think that's what she was saying.
Yeah.
But, uh, yeah, so we had a great time at whispers.
We'll, uh, we'll talk about that in the next couple of episodes, most likely.
Um, I think that's it for the random shit.
This was the random shit episode.
Wanted to just cover, these are all like little things that I didn't think needed a full show
dedicated to them.
So I just kind of wanted to throw them at the wall.
See what sticks.
You know what I mean?
Could have warned me.
No.
Cause then you would have been, yeah, when you do, I replayed Vegas in my head to be
ready.
Oh, well you should take notes.
You should take notes.
I got notes.
I got pictures.
I have pictures.
I got pictures too.
I have video of when you got tied up.
I got tied up.
I got sat down.
I got grinded on and old man did splits in front of me.
Oh yeah.
And you also got penetrated a few times.
Yep.
So yeah, all coming up on the next episode.
But in the meantime, make sure you send us messages, send me titty pics, join our community
on Cassidy.
Send you titty pics.
You just like slid that right in there.
Do you want dick pics?
You have any interest in dick pics?
I'll afford them to you.
I'm good.
You're good?
You're good on dick pics?
You get enough dick pics.
You know what else we talked about in our, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You threw curveballs at me.
All right.
So you know what else we talked about when we were in Vegas with our group of friends
and then we were on the text group with?
What's that?
Is your list of celebrities that you want to fuck.
I don't have a list.
Bullshit.
Mm-mm.
Everybody has a list.
I really don't.
You have no celebrities that you want to fuck.
I don't know if it constitutes a list.
If there's people on a, if you're braid, it's a list.
It's not like I have mine written down.
You're the only celebrity I want to fuck.
Bullshit.
I'm not a celebrity.
So what are yours?
I'll start thinking of mine because when you guys were having that conversation, I wasn't
even like paying attention, frankly.
I was so turned down.
See, this is why you can't have a girlfriend.
Exactly.
I have enough energy for one woman.
You barely, you barely have enough energy for one woman.
Exactly.
So what's, who's on your list?
So we just started watching Reacher again.
Keep in mind we only have a few minutes.
I have is the time I had, I have all the time in the fucking world.
So we just started watching Reacher again.
It just came out guys two night.
Season three.
So good.
So Jack Reacher.
I know his, I know his like character, that's his character name, but it has to be Jack
Reacher because I've seen, I've seen the, the celebrity Alan something.
Alan Richardson.
Um, skinny.
Yeah.
Oh, no, he's, no, he's balked up now.
He's always balked up.
Oh, but didn't you show me a picture of him?
He was, he was in other movies, skinny.
Yeah.
So it can't be the skinny guy.
And in real life, he also talks like really fast.
Like he's really excitable.
And it's like, whoa, I'm here for it.
We want Reacher.
I'm here for Reacher.
Yeah.
Um, so Jack Reacher, um, of course Jason Momoa, but it has to be with the beard.
Like very specific.
I mean, it is my celebrity list.
So I can be, whatever version of whatever you want, as I want.
The funny thing is, I don't think I've seen Jason, Jason Momoa in any actual movie.
Yeah.
I mean, Aquaman.
You haven't watched that.
It's just commercials.
And then the Johnny Depp trial.
That's all you need.
I'll take the Jason Momoa from the Johnny Depp trial.
He was actually funny.
Yeah.
Did you watch it?
No, I didn't watch it.
It was funny.
He was kind of funny.
All right.
Okay.
Anyway, I think he's funny in real life probably.
He seems like, and he's a bass player.
Oh, you know what?
He's a bass player.
Bass players do it low.
All right.
Um, you know who else is a bass player?
Who's that?
Cole.
Is this getting?
Cause he's black.
Slap and bass.
I'm not sure.
Slap and bass.
We were doing, uh, 80s music.
We were listening to it in Vegas.
We were watching, we were on Fremont street watching a band and he started to play air
guitar.
I go, no, you're black.
It's bass.
You got to play air bass.
So he's like, oh, okay.
Slap and bass.
Um, have you thought of anybody?
Um, I mean, if we're going back.
Jennifer love Hewitt was always, I was going to say does was always a crush of mine.
Jennifer love Hewitt in the client.
Cause that's also your kink with your girl.
Yeah.
She was a little bit older there.
I'd go younger.
I go now.
That's fine.
Um, I don't know about now, but Sandra Bullock was always, you know, and I know that was
one of our other friends, like one.
Yeah.
Um, I love Helen Hunt.
Stop.
It's that was for you.
Beard.
Um, our friend beard of beard and butt.
He has a weird, um, like really big hate actually.
It's very unfounded.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Helen Hunt's face and her face is pleasant.
Nicholas's cage face.
Yes.
You know, Nick's next cage kind of annoys me too.
But, um, but not to the level that I think it does him.
And that's fine.
That's fine.
That's his own personal feelings.
He could have those feelings.
I still, I'm pretty sure Helen Hunt's not on his list.
No.
He's all put a bag over her head.
I, uh, I don't know.
I would have to really sit down and think, I don't, yeah, I don't, bro, I don't have
much of a celebrity list.
I'm more of a real girl list.
Okay.
Who's your real girl list?
You.
Okay.
Duh.
Again, I, I, I can't name names.
Come on.
All right.
You're terrible at this game.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, I don't like games.
That's true.
You know that this is a version of a game.
That's true.
If, if I need to put together a comprehensive list, um, maybe I'll have that ready by the
next episode.
It'll probably just be one added maybe.
Um, yeah.
So.
Punky Brewster.
Sole Moon Fry.
I did not like her as Punky Brewster.
Okay.
So when I, when I was a kid, she was a kid.
I, she was a, she was my kid crush as a kid.
Um, she has grown into a very fine specimen.
Um, I'm a lady.
Sole Moon Fry.
Yep.
Um.
Topanga.
I did not have a crush on Topanga.
But would you do her now?
Yeah.
I think so, right?
She's hot.
Yeah.
Women like that don't age badly or get ugly or anything like that.
No.
What do you mean women like that?
Topanga.
She was an angel.
Topanga.
She was an angel from the heavens.
She was an angel.
No, she, I think I feel like I've seen her on something recently and she's, she's Topanga.
Um, I think she can probably get us, uh, um, movie tickets at a cheaper price.
I don't know if she's that old or not.
No, but anyways, no, I don't, uh, I don't have a huge list.
I mean, I just added like 10 people to your list right now.
You added them.
I know.
I'm just reminding you of who you like.
What are you doing over there?
Playing with my strings on my pants.
So um, I think, I think we're going to end this right now because it's getting into,
uh, a weird territory right now.
So is there anything you want to tell all the people?
There's a lot.
All right.
But I, you've told me I can't.
Not tonight.
Cause we're at an hour baby.
So let's wrap it up.
Chihuahua.
Ichihuahua.
Okay.
Let's go.
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and keep shaking it up.
Love you baby.
Love you.
Okay.
I do.
Got you chief.
Nailed it.
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