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My mic was moving like a dick.
I feel like I haven't sat here in a minute.
It has been a couple of minutes.
It is now mid-January and we are just now finally coming at you.
All the way from Southern California with our New Year's Eve celebratory podcast.
I like most people in the world got sick.
In this case it was the Swinger Flu.
I was actually talking to my Latin lover from the Swinger's Couch podcast.
He reached out and heard about all the wildfires out here in SoCal.
He was just making sure that we are all good.
Which we are.
We are good.
We are very much South.
We're South and inland.
But anyways, he reached out.
I kind of mentioned that I got the Swinger Flu.
He's like, what?
He's never heard of that.
Really?
Basically the Swinger Flu.
Everyone passes it around.
Actually a lot of podcasts have a word of the week, the phrase that pays, whatever it
is.
We are going to talk about the Swinger Flu today.
Swinger Flu is not an actual flu.
It's a...
Like the Swine Flu.
Yes.
It is just basically an umbrella term for sicknesses that you get from attending big
events.
Yeah.
And kissing a lot of people.
Kissing a lot of people.
Being in close vicinity with a lot of people.
In my case, eating some ass.
You ate ass?
Okay.
Apparently we're going to dive in deep on this recap.
We're going to recap everything.
Yeah.
New Year's Eve.
There's two asses I ate.
What?
Okey-dokey.
I mean, you were standing right there.
You basically helped spread them for me.
I'm just going to say it, I'll probably remember, I'm not recalling.
You're 100% now.
I'm not recalling.
But anyway, so...
But currently, and I know in a lot of the world, there's a lot of stuff going around
right now because it is flu season and all that.
Yeah, I was sick over Christmas.
Yeah.
And got better just before New Year's.
Thank God, because we had the party to go to.
And then you were fine.
You were like, I dodged it.
You were like taking all the vitamin C, doing all the things.
I don't know, I was good.
You're like, I'm not going to get sick.
We were like staying away from each other.
We were basically celibate from each other.
Yeah.
Like, don't get close to me.
Bro hugs.
Bro hugs and like family kisses on the cheeks.
I don't want to get sick before New Year's.
And then we both sailed through New Year's.
Yep, we got through New Year's.
And then you got sick right after.
Yeah.
And then we got rich on, see, what was it?
That weekend we had some stuff the weekend after.
Yeah, it was basically the weekend after.
Like the fourth or the fifth or whatever it was.
Yeah, it was like the fourth and the fifth.
That Saturday we were coming home.
We had like a weekend full of just family stuff.
And that Saturday night, I started feeling funky.
And then Sunday, all day long, I was like, all right.
So you got through, it took you two days from the big party we were at to get sick.
So and then that whole next week, I was all sick and I'm still, you might be able to hear
it in my voice.
I'm like still right at the end.
I feel fine and but I just, it's whatever's going around right now in SoCal.
It's, it's, it's like, it's very respiratory and lingering and it's, it sticks around right
now, which is why.
So why we are telling you all of this is the fact that this is why we have not taken.
Yeah.
We have been doing a podcast since what we did a, we did like the 28th or something.
No, we did one with our Michigan friends.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That was like the last one of the new year.
It was like the 28th.
It was right before we left.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
So that's why we had big plans.
We basically almost went three weeks without doing one is because we've been, well, you've
been under the weather.
So forgive us please.
Please.
I, uh, I didn't, I almost didn't want to do one tonight, but looking at our schedule
and like tonight was the last chance we have before and we got a lot of stuff coming up
that we wanted to talk about.
And of course we wanted to talk about New Year's Eve and.
We want to recap on New Year's Eve.
So I'm manning up from my man flu.
Yeah, good.
Yeah.
Manning up.
I got a man flu.
So before we go any further.
Um, this is a drink and show.
So tonight we are drinking some beverages.
Cheers.
I don't ever, just kidding.
All right, what are you drinking, my love?
So Mr. Santa Claus brought me the special blue bottle of Baileys which has a
recipe for chocolate martini. So it's almost like Santa knows you. Right? So have you been
kissing Santa? So I'm having a hard time with my name. Yeah, maybe that's why Santa got sick. So I'm
doing it's the Baileys, the blue bottle Baileys. I don't know how else to describe it. Chocolate
Baileys. Yeah, the chocolate Baileys. I think there's a few of them but anyway. And then I did,
it said vanilla vodka but we don't have vanilla vodka but you use whipped cream vodka for your
upside down pineapple shots. Yes. So we have that which is sweeter I think than vanilla vodka. So
what I did was I did one and a half shots of the whipped cream vodka, half a shot of kettle one,
and then I did one and a half shots of the Baileys. Yeah, that's a big martini. Yeah,
it wasn't actually delicious. Delicioso. Like dessert. Nice, nice. I am drinking, it's called,
I don't know if this is the official name of it, it's called the Key Lime Pie. Tic-tac. And basically,
if you guys are on Tic-tac, there is a woman out there, Michelle the bartender. She basically
does bartending skits and she makes drinks and all that stuff. But anyway, she came on the other
day, she did a Tic-tac and she was asked, what is your go-to drink if someone asked you what they
did, or like they want a sweet drink. And she said one of her favorites is the Key Lime Pie. So I
was like, ah, so Key Lime Pie and her recipe is equal parts Malibu and rum chata with three
quarter ounce of lime juice and topped with pineapple juice. It tasted good. It wasn't my
favorite, but it was good and it's nice to have something that uses rum chata because we have
two bottles of it and I don't know why we have two bottles. I don't know. That's gonna be a you
thing because you're the one that has to go to Albertson's, you have to buy six bottles. Because
you get 10% off. Yeah. So that's why we ended up with two bottles of rum chata. We never once
finished one bottle of rum chata. I think it was gifted. One of the bottles was gifted. I think I
bought a bottle and then one of the bottles is gifted. No. I'm pretty sure. Excuse me. My throat
is still fairly rough right now. Anywho. This man flu. I liked it. My man flu is strong. But no,
it was good. I would definitely have it again. It was the rum chata thickens it up. What? Oh,
you're snapping at me. Yeah, I'm just saying it is good. Oh, you're like doing random snaps in the
air. It is good. Oh, but so yeah. Snap to snaps to the right. So that brings me to TikTok. TikTok
may or may not be going away. If it was up to you, it would go away. I cannot keep up with it. You
live on TikTok, but not on our TikTok. I don't live on TikTok. No. Bitch. Come on now. Fish please.
You scroll for two, three hours. I'm on labels on Facebook because I'm old. Lies. Lies. So no,
you are on TikTok. You just don't want our TikTok to have to continue. I don't want to have to do
TikTok. Yeah. So here's what we're going to do. New Year's resolutions. I know you got one. I got
one for you too. Bitch please. Get down on your goddamn knees. So the latest on TikTok from what I
understand is there's currently the ban in place. Was that the song? What? Bitch please. Get down on
your goddamn. Really? Yeah. That's catchy. Yeah. Snoop of Greece. Snoopin, I think, exhibit. Yeah,
they had a good time with that song. Those are some clever mother fuckers. Yeah. Anyways, TikTok,
as far as I understand, is supposed to go dark on Sunday, but there's some last minute things
going on right now that are supposed to push it out a little bit. So hopefully for our sake,
but most importantly, there's a lot. There's millions and millions of influencers. Yeah,
I know a lot of people make money off of it. That rely on that as their job. I'm not trying to be
an asshole. I just don't want to have to post. You're just being selfish. So hopefully they figure
it out. And if not, you can find us on Red Note. We're also on Lemon 8. We're going to be on
Lemon 8 at some point. You keep telling me about this Lemon 8 stand. Yeah, because not Lemon 8,
it's Lemon 8. Lemon 8? Lemon 8. Lemon 8. 8. Like the number 8. Lemon. Lemon. And the number 8.
That is so stupid. Like TikTok is any fucking better. TikTok, motherfucker. It's got like a
ring to it. Lemon 8. Well, you just said Lemon 8. Yeah, make it Lemon 8. No, it's Lemon 8. That's
stupid. Anyway, I've already had people on TikTok requests to be on my Lemon 8. I don't know how
they found it. You have a Lemon 8? Yeah, because I, yes, babe, I told you this. Lemon 8. Lemon 8.
Lemon 8. Lemon 8. Maybe that's where it came from. Lemon 8. Stupid. No. Yeah. Yes, because I feel
like you told me or someone told me that was going to be the next thing after TikTok. And so,
years ago, I'm hoping Tom from MySpace comes back and saves us from all of this. Tom is not MySpace,
is he? Tom was MySpace. Was he? I thought he was Facebook. No, that's Facebook is Mark Zuckerberg,
but he's never been like a face of it. Tom was like, with the white shirt guy. Yeah, he was like
that stupid little face and he was always like your number one friend until you changed it.
He's my number one fan. No, Tom, he, my only fans, that's Tom. Tom from MySpace. He made a shit ton
of money and he's like a photographer and he just travels now, but maybe he can come back,
rejuvenate MySpace. Maybe we could create the next TikTok. Okay. We never have to post on it,
we just own it and then we become a photographer and then we just travel the world. All right. Okay.
All right. So anyways, brilliant idea. Let's touch on that again later. Let's retap all that.
Let's move on from that. So, yes, so what? I had said earlier today that I was going to drink more
drinks before we did this. I felt like I was falling a little flat and now I think you're
regretting my decision. Yeah. Just a bit. No, it's okay. It's okay. Anyways, so here's the deal
for New Year's Eve recap. There's a bunch of podcasts that I listen to that when they go to
these long events, they kind of go back to the room and they record little five minute entries
that kind of documents that day and then they put it all in a compilation and this beautiful
package. It's tied up with a bow. They tied up with a pretty bow. We tried that, but we are not
disciplined enough to A, commit to like any type of regularly scheduled updates and when we do,
we're like hammered. Well, here's the thing. Actually, here is the thing. Here's the thing.
Okay. So we try. We will post this at the end of this podcast. All of these recordings that we did.
So if you'd like to stay tuned, stay tuned. At the end of the podcast, there will be a shit show.
A shit show. About 20 minutes worth of a shit show. Yeah. So if you'd like to listen to it,
it could, it's gonna, half of it's gonna be boring. Half of it's gonna be a shit show. I don't know
which half is which, but here it is. You told me we're gonna do this. So we did it. We tried.
The 29th. We were there from the 29th, I think until the first, right? We were there three days.
Yes. Okay. So we did it the 29th. We did it the 30th, but we did them in the morning. So it was
like we were hungover slightly. We weren't drunk. Yes, true. Probably not as, these ones are probably
not as like fun, right? Yeah. So then you had, when you had told me this idea, you were like,
we, the people who did it was super funny because they were super drunk and it was super fucking
funny. And I was like, okay, so we got back on technically, okay, so my recording says it's
the 31st, but it's actually, I believe the end of the night of the 30th, because it definitely
wasn't New Year's Eve yet. Okay. So it was the end of the night of the 30th. So it would have been like
2am on the 31st. Yeah, exactly. We get back to the room and I tried. You were just annoying.
Well, we'll let the jury, the jury's still out on that. So I tried to do one where we were drunk
and you basically told me I'm too drunk. I'm not doing it. So they will hear that part of it,
where I try and you shut me the down. So then we did one on the 31st, but it was in the morning.
And it was after you woke me up and you're like, we're going to go to brunch. And I'm like, are
we though? But anyway, so I don't know. I think that might have been the morning we did brunch.
But anyway, so there's like, yeah, like 20 minutes between the four recordings that I have. The one
that I think would have been the best is the one you shut me down in. And that was only 18 seconds.
Yeah, I could just, I'm like, this is not a good idea. I just hit the stop button.
See, that's you can't you, you're like the governor on the drink bottle. You just got to take the
governor off because that shit will just slow you down. Minality is pretty good.
That's all right. Well, I mean, it's, it's hard to get a good pour without the governor on a handle.
No, you get the best pour. She goes everywhere. Precisely. Now we don't, we don't need that.
That's we're not that hard. He's here. But um, so, so yeah. Okay, so we did four days of our
trying to remember the whole thing. We did three days of plus or a plush. We did three days of
plush, which where's plush plush. Plush is everywhere. But plush New Year's Eve is in La Jolla,
San Diego. Yes. At a well known chain of hotels. Yes. And they do a like soft opening, we'll call
it because it's not a full takeover the first night, like the night before the night. Yeah,
the takeover doesn't begin until the 30th at noon. Yeah. But they have, you can, you know,
check in obviously whenever you want them to 29th and they have a nighttime party in one of the
ballrooms. But the takeover doesn't begin until Oh my God. Until you said ballroom, I totally forgot
about that. You got about the ballroom. Yeah, actually that couple. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait.
Okay, we'll start hit the boss button. We'll start in the beginning. All right. So we get there. We
went very fucking early. We checked in, but there was nothing going on. We've gone into our room
and so we went out to go drinking in La Jolla, which we did dukes, dukes. And we did Hawaiian bar
type place. Yeah. And then we went to Javier's Javier's. We were trying to do a speakeasy,
but that didn't really work out. No. And then we get chips and salsa. And then we went back to
the hotel after that. So we did some day drinking. Yes. Had some lunch. At that point, there was
definitely people there for the event, but there was nothing going on for the event at that time
at the hotel. Yeah. So we did all that. We came back to the hotel. It was little black dress night.
Yes. We were supposed to get our wristbands. Yes, we did get our wristbands. So now you remember
the ballroom. Yeah. Okay. So what I was going to say is that the couple that we have seen many
times at EDR and at, uh, they were at Bia Vita. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's call them the rave couple. The rave couple. Okay. They, we saw them
the night, the little black dress night, right? Yes. Okay. And we walked in and they're, and everyone
loved my little black dress. First of all, she said, she's like, you walked in and I was like,
oh my God, I love her dress. And then I looked up and I was like, oh my God, I know her. And so
that was their first time doing plush though. Yes. I don't know what they had done in the past,
but anyway, they, I don't know what they said, but anyway, they're like, yeah,
we're giving this a try. And then they were like, we weren't really sure we were walking into. So
we kind of had to explain to them like it's going to get bigger. Cause basically for the,
for the first night, not everybody comes the first night. It's like that because it's not a
full takeover. So, and you have to be covered and all that stuff. And then so basically the ballroom
they cut in half with the dividers. So it was a very, it was more, much more intimate, which I
like. Yeah, I do like the forced interaction. Yeah, because we talked to them. We talked to
another couple from here who we hadn't talked to before, but they were like hanging out,
hung out with some of our, they hung out with Bearden, but before we talked to them,
the tall couple, and then, which later, later in the, or later in the event, turns out they're
very big in the BDSM community, which they put on quite the show. Yeah. The next night. No,
that wasn't, that was New Year's Eve in the big ballroom. It was New Year's Eve. I thought it
was the following night. I don't know. Maybe not. I think it was the following night. Yeah. Yeah.
So then we talked to them. We talked to some other people who listened to the podcast or
sheet. No, she listened to one podcast. Oh yeah. I listened to one. It's like, okay,
so it's not good to continue. That's her stops. Okay. That's, that is totally fine. So if she's
listening, then she's got to do, she's got into two. Hey, what's up? How you doing?
That is funny. We saw a lot of people that weekend that, that listened, but that was the
funniest. She's like, I listened to one of them. Yeah. She like, she made sure we knew it was just,
just one. Like we, we got like 36. We don't have a whole lot out there, but I mean, she's like,
she got one. It was funny. Anyway, we talked to them. We ended up seeing them actually as we
were leaving. Um, but anyway, it was, it's nice, like the first night and this is what we wanted
to do. We wanted to settle ourselves in and I think it was a good, it was a good plan. If you
guys listened to our one from last year, we went to the same event, but we came on the 30th and we
walked in day two, basically, but when it was full takeover mode. Yeah. We walked into the lobby
and it was just like a nut to butt party. Everyone was drunk already. We were sober. It was a lot.
So we had to, we went in a day early to kind of ease ourselves, start on our own terms and it
definitely was good. Yeah. I think it was good. Give us a chance to get into our room, set up our
bar. Yeah. And, um, I mean, La Jolla is a perfect place to be. Like there's nothing like you can
do so much in La Jolla, but anyway, so, and like I said, we met, not that we met, but we talked to
a lot of people that we wouldn't have talked to otherwise. Cause now I'm thinking like that couple
from the rave couple you're calling them. We actually didn't see them again, huh?
I mean, cause at that point the party gets so big. We definitely saw them. Did we? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't see them. The gentleman of the rave couple, he's, um, he likes to wear
very scandalous clothing. Oh yeah. Well, he prefers to be naked. And he's, he's pierced and,
and he's, he's, yeah, he's normally as naked as you can possibly be. Yeah. He was running out,
running around in the lobby of the Marriott with everything hanging out with us, just except like
a small string. Oh, was he? Multiple times. I waved to him no less than five times the entire event.
That was the only time we'd like talk, talk to them, but they were definitely around. So they
seemed like they had a good time. I mean, from what I could tell. Next time I see them, next time
we see them, I'm going to, they seem like they're having a time. We'll definitely see them in the
summer cause they're, they're definitely, um, poor people. Um, anyway, so that was the first
night. It was good. Like I said, I always liked those like smaller vibes so that we can like talk
to people and stuff. And then, um, the next day was when the full takeover started. Yes.
Here's the funny part apparently about this whole thing. And they said it happens every year,
funny and not funny. Okay. So technically our took a takeover started at noon. Yes. On
whatever day, the 30th, which is my contract is when everybody's previously not part of this group
was supposed to be off premise. Nudity could start like they still like said pasties and that
kind of stuff. But like it's not like nudity, just like go out. But yeah. Yeah. Pasties. However.
Okay. So however, you and I are in our room and we can, we have a view of the pool. So you're like,
we're getting ready to go to the party downstairs and the theme is like sports. So I have,
we're a charger fan. So I have lightning bolt, blue and gold pasties on a like fishnet crop top
and like my charger leggings. And you're like looking over the balcony and you're like,
I think there are kids in the pool. And I'm like, there's no way. By this point, it was like 12,
it was well after 12, 15, 12, 30, like, yeah. So I'm like, there's no way. You're like,
I think there are kids. They look and I'm like, we're, but we're at like, we're on like the 15th
floor or something. So I'm like, I think it was like the 12th, whatever. So I'm like, I'm like,
maybe you're not seeing them right. And so then you're like, no, I'm pretty sure I look over. I'm
like, sure the fuck enough, there was fucking kids. So I'm like, Oh my God, like I don't want to go
downstairs like this. So we wait a little bit longer. We have a few more drinks. And then
we go down to the lobby when we're thinking there's, you know, clearly, we're now like an hour
into the hour, our time. There should be no one here. That shouldn't be. And then the plush guy,
we go to the lobby, we're drinking, we're talking to another couple or like talking to another couple.
She's wearing just a small thong and like a small top. Everything. She's actually dressed
though, like a bathing suit, honestly. She had her top was a tank top, but it was, I mean,
she's dressed like a bathing suit. I do have pasties on and I am wearing pants, but, but there
are bathing suit thongs and she was wearing a tank top, but it's a thong, but she was wearing a tank
top. Anyway, so the plus and we're in the lobby. Obviously that's where the party was. There's a
DJ going there. The plush guy comes over and he's like, so every really nice. He was nice. I just,
I was waiting. He was like, started his introduction and I was like waiting for him to get to the
point. Yeah, it was. Cause he's like, hi, I'm so in so with plush. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah. So every year there's this church group that always rents out the, or has their event here,
whatever. They do. Clearly it's not, it's not a takeover because we all, we all had rooms the
night before, but he's like, they have their own thing. They do the night before ours and it's every
year for the past seven years that we've done this or whatever it was. And they're trying to get them
off premise, but they can't. So there's like a couple of, couple of people that just refused to
leave. So we were like, and then you were like, yeah, and there were kids in the pool and he's
like, Oh God, I'm going to go there next. And he's like, but we were just wondering or the
hotel staff was just wondering if in the meantime you guys wouldn't mind covering up. And I'm like,
the fuck. And then you're like, go put my jersey on. I go upstairs and I'm looking at your jersey
and I'm like, it's huge. Like it's a nightgown. It's a nightgown and I'm like, it's zero sexy. So
I'm like, fuck this. I just took everything off and I'm like, I'm just going to put a dress
on that has absolutely nothing to do with the theme and come back downstairs. So that was kind of like
whatever. I don't know. It was like, get the fucking church people out of here. It was annoying for
a second. It was annoying for a second, but it was just, yeah. It was like, all right, just got to
go. And then I just didn't feel comfortable. Like when should I go get back into what I was wearing?
I heard people talking about they attached like an hour, hour and a half. There was like a time frame.
It was like a, maybe like a three o'clock or three 30. There was a hard number attached to,
okay, this is when we officially can do this. But yeah, it was annoying because I saw many women
putting clothes on and that is so sad. That's annoying. It is so sad. So anyway, we got over it,
but then we ended up having a little party of our own in our room. So we ended up inviting like,
we had our bar set up. So we had some of our friends that we know from around here come up and
then they had friends that came up and our friends from San Diego came up and Batman and Catwoman.
Yeah, Sam and Cole. Bearden, but beard and butt. No, beard and butt weren't worth beard and butt
there too. I think they didn't show up till the next day. Starleve it came and joined us. And yeah,
so we had a nice again, this I'm probably blended multiple nights of because there was multiple
times we had a bunch of different people up there. Yeah. Oh, so the first night, oh, I totally
forgot the first night we had a couple come up. Oh, yeah. So I was, I was again, everybody loved my
dress. So the first night, the little black dress night, I was standing there and this couple like
waves me over to the table and they're like, she was like, I love your dress. I'm like, thank you.
And then they were kind of talking to me. You were kind of like the fuck and nobody's talking to me.
Well, you weren't wearing my little black dress. So maybe I need to wear a black dress.
Anyway, so I was talking to them and then they, we're, we were like, okay, and we kind of separated
and they were going to go get a drink and then they were in the drink line and then
we had walked up, we're like, okay, we're going to go to drink like minute, like, I don't know,
a while after we were like, okay, we're going to go get a drink to just you and I, you know,
and then we got into line because on the first night, the lines were getting a little long. They
didn't have as many bartenders lined up. So it wasn't, yeah, it wasn't plus on all the other
nights they had like security that would monitor like you keeping your drink, like you couldn't
go to your room, bring a drink back down in your own glass, but on the first night they weren't.
I mean, there was nobody there doing anything. Like you didn't even get your wristbands the first
night. So you could literally go to your room, make a drink and bring it back down to the party.
So that's what we ended up doing. Yeah, but we, well, no, so the first, so then we went into
line and when it, well, no, when I got, okay, so we were like, oh, we're going to go to drink. So we
got into line and then I realized that the people I had just been talking to were like only like
two people in front of us. And I said, oh my gosh, you guys are still in line because I felt like
it could have been a while since we had kind of separated and they said they were going to go
in line. They're like, yeah, I'm like, you and I are both like, okay, well, we're not going to get
in line here because we can go to our room because nobody was monitoring it. And then you, so you
started walking away and then you didn't realize I had invited them to our room. Yeah. We're like
walking all of a sudden, turning around and there's like people following us. I'm like, oh,
I had told them, I said, Hey, we have drinks in our room. If you guys want to come to our room
and not wait in this line. And they're like, sure. So they followed. So they went to our room. There
it was a piggy and daddy. Their dynamic is obviously he's her daddy. And so it was very
interesting because they were in our room. And so it was just the four of us. And like hearing
their thing, like she had to ask him for everything. Like if you asked her if she wanted a drink,
she had to ask him, is it okay if I have a drink? I think at one point I was like,
all right, ladies need to take their tops off. Yeah, you were like, ladies need to take your
tops off. And then she was like, is it okay, daddy? If I take my top off, which for me is
a totally different dynamic. Like I am not, it's not my dynamic, but hey, more power to you.
That's that's the beauty of the LS is there's something different for everybody. We don't
yuck. Anybody's young. Oh, no, 1000%. So I was like, Oh, right. Kind of went with the flow. Oh,
okay. He said, yeah, she could. She was he was like, well, he is providing a drink. So you can
take your top off. And then even when she had to pee, she was like, I have to pee. And then she
was like, can I, and I was like, Oh yeah, you can use our restroom. And then she was like,
can I daddy? And I was like, this is wild to me. But I mean, hey, like I said, to each your own,
if that's your dynamic, it is what it is. She was sitting in our cockshare. So I'm glad he gave
permission and she didn't have to go in the cockshare. We had a pretty nice cockshare.
Yeah. So, so that was the first night I totally forgot. I mean, like, totally blew my mind.
But anyway, then they ended up bringing us like three bottles of liquor the next day.
Yeah. As a thank you for like having hosting them in our room, we found out like she only plays
a yeah, she only plays with girls. And then so I think they're they only do three sums probably.
Or I mean, I guess they could do an orgy with all girls and just him, I don't know.
But that's what that's a dream. So anyway, so, so anyway, he brought ended up bringing us
like three bottles of liquor the next day, like super nice couple. Well, I mean,
yeah, couple for the weekend. She's married, but yeah, very interesting dynamic. Yeah. It was fun.
We talked to them for about an hour. Yeah, kind of getting like a couple cocktails and yeah,
yeah, you were like, you at first you were like, what are you doing? And then I was like,
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just being me. I'm friendly. I don't know. And you're like, okay.
But no, they were super nice. And then no regrets, no regrets ever. So yeah, we talked to that. We
had like a drink or two with them, talked to them for an hour and then went back down. Anyway,
back to the second day. So when did you eat us? New year's Eve. I don't think we're going to get
there in this recap. This might be a two parter. The fuck. Yeah, I'm looking at it with all the
audio I got to put in at the end. You can just make it a long one. You know how I feel about
that. So she said, okay, so, okay, so, okay, so the first party, sorry, the first party, I, we had
people up in our room. And then we, that was fun, though. Yeah, that was a good time. I was
fun to host it. Well, last year we brought all the bar, but we didn't, we never didn't have anybody
up in our room. We never brought anybody back. But I think, I think now we're more known for that.
When we go to events, we bring a bar. So now I think people, people like, hey,
they know we have liquor. They're like, hey, is the bar open yet? Yeah, they know we have liquor,
because yeah, we've done a lot of cool parties where we brought the bar and that mobile bar,
man, it's a good investment. So yeah, that was fun. And then we went back down to the party,
hung out. You clearly didn't eat ass there. I don't think we really did anything that night,
huh? Let me see. Sports party, sports party. I don't think there was... Daddy had asked me if I was,
if I played solo. I was like, no. No, I do not. He's like, I just had to ask. I was like, I get it.
Hey, you gotta shoot your shot. You miss all the shots you don't take, right? I know Sam got some
that day, that afternoon. Yeah, I can't remember what she was calling the guy. There was a guy there
that was, he had really nice teeth. I feel like she was calling him Emmett Smith that I could
totally be fucking wrong. I think you're right. Was that a football player on the Cowboys? Yes.
Okay, and that's her team. So I think that's what she was. That sounds right. I think that's who
she was. He was a good looking guy. But yeah, so she had a little afternoon delight.
Later when I saw her, I was like, she's like, I fucked him. I was like, you did?
I'm like, in my next life, I'm going to be more like Sam. That's right.
And that was kind of a topic of discussion for the rest of the weekend as I want to be more like
in your next life. And then, yeah, so then the night party was,
what was the theme? Night time party. What did I wear? That was
probably anything most of the weekend, but. Oh, um, Daisy Dukes. Oh, yeah. Daisy Dukes and
diamonds and denim. So I ended up wearing my slashed out
jean shorts and a sequin, I don't know what sequin, but like a rhinestone mesh shirt.
I looked fucking delicious. Yeah, you were in all silver. Do we have a picture?
Uh, we have to. Do we take a picture? We were terrible this year about taking pictures.
There might be a picture out there somewhere. Yeah, then I'll put it on our TikTok if we do.
TikTok, hopefully you do it before Sunday. Yeah. But, um, that night was fun. That was fun.
We weren't, we definitely were not as, um, as a hoey as we could have been. No. And I didn't
even know the, um, orgy room was open. You know, I completely forgot about that. Oh, you did. I
didn't, I wasn't, it wasn't even in my brain, like where it was. So, but that was the night that we
had the, um, I'm pretty sure that was the night that there was that, the EDSM thing you're talking
about. You think that was the night? Yeah, it was the tall couple and they had like four girls
and they had them all bent over the couch and the guy did the, did this whole whipping show on them.
Yeah, he was, he had a lot of, a lot of tools. Yeah. So, there was that and then
I'm like, that night is kind of a little bit of a blur. I feel like we took a nap and then we like
woke up, hurry it up, got ready and then, I don't even know, like, and then I'm just like drawing.
You know what we need? We need a personal secretary. Follow us around. Follow us around.
And I, that's a terrible idea actually. And dictate. That's a terrible idea. Anything that
happens because. I don't think, I think if I forgot it, I probably don't want to remember it.
No, no, I just, that night we went in, we also, we went and had sushi, right?
Yeah. We had sushi during. We went to the sushi place. Day dinner. With, um, some friends. Yeah.
It wasn't as spontaneous as last time. No. Because we didn't know all the people we were eating sushi
with. Um, yeah, I feel like that one, that night was just like, I can't even think of what we did.
Yeah. But yeah, so we had, I'm sure it was fun. See, this is why we probably should recap before we
have these. No, this is the night though that we were so wasted that I tried to, I tried to record
us and you were like, no, we're not doing it. And so maybe that's why too. We were just like
super wasted too. Maybe we just got too drunk. Maybe. I don't know. Anyway, so then the following day,
you rat, tried to rally me for brunch with our friends and I was like, that's a no.
And then I was like, I know. And then I was like, is everybody going fine? And I got up and showered.
I had like, it was like slow, a slow go. What we did, we went to brunch in La Jolla, which was super
nice actually to get out and we had some good drinks and good brunch. And then took a very small
Uber home with her back to the hotel with Sam and Cole. Very tiny Uber. It was like a, it was like
a Honda Civic for the five of us, the driver and the bus for and the only small one of us for is Sam.
The rest of us, we are not small. No. So that was like. I claimed to suck in really quickly. Yeah,
you did. I ain't trying to jam back there. We were sitting on each other's laps.
And then that daytime party was just a lingerie party. Yeah. Yeah. I wore lingerie and nobody
was there to tell me to put clothes on before. That's right. I got my dick bit.
Your dick bit? Yeah. I kind of remember this. Yeah. By who?
Fuck it. Catwoman. Batman and Catwoman. Oh yeah. Basically. We were standing by the bar on the
corner. Right when we walked down there. Yeah, we kind of went down there and we had had some
drinks. So I wasn't sober by any means. And Cat bless her heart. It was, it was, you know,
probably one PM at that point. And she was pretty drunk. Yeah. They had clearly already been drinking.
Yeah. And I think we kissed a little bit. And then she like dropped down to her. You said,
fuck it. Catwoman. And then we like, she like dropped down to her knees and I'm like, all right.
All right. We're into Marriott Lobby. Let's go. And she didn't pull it out like I thought she was
going to. She just simply grabbed the entirety of it and bit it. Almost like a dog with a dog
toy. She didn't like shake her head. She didn't go, but she put some pressure on it. And I was like,
oh, was not expecting that. She bit me. And it really hurt. And then I think she stood up.
She stood up and then she did it again. The second time I think I was like, all right. All right.
I got into this. This is cool. I appreciate the effort. However, I don't want to have to explain
bite marks to anybody. So I don't know who you would be explaining them to. I was standing right
there. I don't know. You don't remember shit though. Apparently when you're standing right there.
I don't. I really don't. So, um, so yeah. So, yeah. So there's that. Yes. Okay. I'm back.
Guess who's back? I think back again. I think that kind of like woke you up. Woke me up.
Because I was definitely tired, but I was like, whoa. I'm trying to think what other, like were
there, there was definitely some making out, making outs to be had. Yeah. That's probably
where I got the man flu. I'm trying to think what else is very I'm telling you. I'm trying to figure
out when the fuck you ate us. We need a personal secretary. No, that's dangerous. Very dangerous.
Nobody needs to document all of the things we do, even though this is what we're exactly doing in
this podcast. We need a better recollection because our recollections. We need to just
not drink as much. Sure. Why not? That's a terrible idea. Let me know how that goes.
I do remember that night we went to dinner with Bearden Butt. It was just the four of us. Oh,
yeah. That's right. We went back to the sushi restaurant. Yeah. We had sushi again. Yep. Yep.
I was like kind of like the calm before the storm. That time we had like a shit service though.
Yeah. Remember that. Yeah. Wasn't very good. But this is on New Year's Eve, right? Yeah. We're
there yet. Okay. Yeah. So this is New Year's Eve. And the theme in the evening was fancy as fuck.
Yes. So the party ended. Laundry party ended. Do you remember the chicken elevator?
You're gonna have to be more specific. I had said, Oh, I was questioning you earlier.
And you're like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Like I did that. I said that.
There was a younger couple there that I have a thing for innocence. I like to
talk to people that they're uncomfortable because I'm always uncomfortable. But I've been doing
this long enough that I can fake it pretty good. And I feel like my or our vibe, I will say,
is can be very beneficial to newcomers because we're welcoming low pressure. Yeah. And we're just
vibes and you know, we got here for the party. Yes. So there was a couple that had walked in and
they looked uncomfortable as fuck. And she was a cutie. So I'm like, Oh, she's cute. And then he,
he was cute too. I'm like, All right. You know, but I was kind of in my head thinking like if we
ever like come close enough, I might I'll say, but I'm like, I wasn't gonna like be lying across the
room. Yeah. But then like later in the elevator, they walked in, I was like, Oh, I was questioning
you earlier. And she's like, Oh, I don't remember this. And you're like, Oh, shit, I wasn't aware of
that. To you were saying that to me. Because like, yeah, I didn't tell you, I didn't like go out on
my way. But it's pretty funny. I'm like, Yeah, Christian, you're like, huh? So it's pretty funny.
You don't remember that? No, she ran. You just made her feel very awkward.
I think so. I added to her awkwardness. Hey, you know what? You got to shoot the shots, right?
That was funny, though. I don't remember that. Yeah, we were drunk. So yeah. So then the evening
party was fancy as fuck. Yes. And you wore the sequined jacket you wore last year. Yeah,
because we're also you can wear it. I only got so much fancy. So I have so much fancy. And I spent
like 50, 60 bucks on that last year. Like I want to fucking wear that shit again. Because you were
literally only worn at once. It's not going to go anywhere else except for a party such as this.
Yeah. So I did that and my my crush DJ was playing again. DJ Lolo DJ. DJ Lolo was actually
at both of the daytime parties. Yeah. But she was able to shine because her the music was a
little bit lower. Yeah. And she is a tech house DJ. And she really was she can't really do tech
house at like a daytime party. It doesn't really fit. You're like you need to keep it like very
basic kind of electro house. And like, you know, kind of like there's so much going on. I didn't
even know there was a DJ. Yes. So she was spinning that. But yes, she she was one of the main DJs
at the big party. So I still have to say we've been to two plush New Year's parties and my favorite
parts of the parties are the daytime parties. Yes. It's everyone's so much more like crammed
together. You're required to talk to the people around you. It's a vibe. It's not fancy and
pretentious, which I mean, not necessarily the nighttime parties are but there's a level of it.
There is a level of it. I mean, there are people that are definitely, you know, are dressed to
are dressed to denies. Yeah. And that is not us. No, that's not our style. I mean, it's more you.
It's not me. Like, I'm I got fancy shorts. And that's where I draw the line. So like, you know,
I'm a ball cap Florida boy Florida boy flip flops, like fancy shorts, you know, cargo shorts. And
so fancy for me is your shorts don't have holes. Exactly. It's not really my vibe. You you clean
up much nicer than I do. But yeah, so like the daytime parties where it's a little more, you know,
kick your kick your like for me, I'm like, I can wear my slippers on lingerie night. I can wear
my sneakers on sports day. So I'll agree with you. I had a had a great time every single party
with the daytime parties. I've already blocked off my work calendar for next year. So yeah,
other managers have also done that. But I'm like, if they try to make me work, I'm just going to give
them a fucking finger. So New Year's Eve night, we were having a good time. Yeah, it was getting
towards the end. I'm not going to say who it was. But there was a particular lady there
that I don't remember my exact words, but it I'm pretty sure it was something like, Hey,
hey, let me lick your ass. And he did not fight me. She did not fight me. And I bent her over
slightly at a 45 degree angle. Were you over a couch? Or you just literally went over in the
middle of the room. It was in the middle of the room. But I'm pretty sure she was I think I would
say there's probably a couch in the equation there. It would definitely been more comfortable for her.
Yeah. I bent her over, I lifted up what little clothing she had on. And I went to town. And then
there was another young lady right next to her. And I think I said something to the effect of
like your next or do you want some of this or I don't know what what clever. But I was no as deep
again. Like, it's great. I'm going to write who it was right now. Okay. Because I need I need to
know because I really do not remember any of this and I apparently was standing right there. But
here I am. Okay. Yeah, we're all hanging out in the group there. So yeah, I just I don't I don't
think anybody would be ashamed if I said their names. But you know what, I'm just gonna I don't
I don't look and tell. Yeah, no, I think we do lick and tell that's the whole point of this. And I
don't think either of them would care. But I'm going to keep it as our little secret. Okay.
Okay. So yeah, I did not do that. No one looked my butt.
I think you need to make your butt more approachable.
Because I'm dead. I think I think I'm gonna say this in a nice way. I think I think some people
are a little bit. You said I'm gonna say this in the nicest way a little bit intimidated by you
by me a little bit. Whereas like, I'll do outlandish it and I'll be like, hey, you know,
kind of lick your ass. People typically don't say that to you not because they don't want to.
But I think there's a little bit of not not a bad intimidation just
I don't know how to explain it. I mean, like even when I do that to you, I'm like, I still feel like
I have to ask twice. You know what I mean? Like, are you sure? Are you sure? And by the second time,
you're like, you know, you know what, probably not. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. We're good.
So yeah, open your butt. I really don't want people to lick my butt. That's not your thing.
No, that's not your thing. No, that's not your thing. No. So I when I ask somebody and they
immediately are like, yeah, then okay, it's your thing. Yeah, if it's your thing, it's my thing.
I love that for them. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like bully them into an ass licking. I will sit
on a face. I will sit on the face to I've sat on your face before. It's quite nice. But um,
so anyway, so we did the ass before that's different. I've yes, I've done a lot of things
face. So we did the ass licking contest and then shortly thereafter, I think we all just kind of
went down to the playroom. So there was a big playroom which we totally forgot about the first
night or I don't know what happened the first night we forgot about it got hungry. I'm not sure.
I think it was a combination of everything. Yeah, because that that wasn't the night we got the
hamburgers. Yeah. Yeah. That we two bites of we had some friends of ours they're like, hey,
is the after party in your room right now and it was like 230 we're like,
not tonight we're hungry. We're about getting really like we're on our way to get some hamburgers.
We're already in line I think. Yeah. But um, yeah, so there was a there was a playroom. There's
an open playroom but I swear last year, it had beds in it. It did. It did, right? Yeah. Okay,
it's not just my brain. It was it was a whole tour and the yeah there was beds, yeah, and all the
walls. Yeah. Okay, so this year, they went cheap. They skimped on the beds. They didn't put any
fucking beds. So it was literally the couches from the party upstairs, which they moved downstairs
to the playrooms, which were just like they had a couple like sex. They had some sex furniture
type things. Well, that's what we were playing on initially. Was it? I thought it was a broken couch.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a couch. People just broke. Oh, shit. I'm fucking on. I thought it
was like a sex couch. No, I'm like, look at these angles. Pretty sure it was just a Ikea couch that
people just had sex on it. Right. Ikea. Shit breaks way too easy. It was what's funny is those
couches were used just a couple of days prior to praise the Lord. Stupid. I don't those might be
fleshed as couches, but now they're broken. I don't think travels with maybe they should get the
beds back. So anyway, we walked into the room. It was pretty busy. Like a lot of people watching
and there wasn't a ton of space to do anything. And I'm like, I'm not fucking on the floor. So
like you're above that. I am very much above that unless there is a broken Ikea couch. A broken
Ikea couch. So we I don't know. Okay, so beard tells the story of like me running away and all
this. And I do not remember any of that. But anyway, somehow we got separated like in the middle
of a blow job. I'm not really sure. I remember. Well, here's the thing about you is sometimes you
squirrel. Right. I don't always know why. But I do recall we were standing there and then my pants
dropped. And it was supposed to be a double blow job with a beard and not beard. But with but new.
And everybody dropped to their knees and my weiner came out and but started and then like,
like, yeah, you kind of left the scene. I'm not sure. I'm not I don't know. I don't know either.
I he was sober. Here's the thing earlier in the night earlier in the night, we were looking for
lube. Yeah, Sam, so I don't I don't know. Maybe you were looking for that. You might have been
looking for water. You might have been looking for a spot like I'm not really sure what you went
looking for. I don't know either. Maybe I did find a spot. I did find a spot. It was a broken
couch again a broken couch. And then we were looking for Lou and then Sam got us Lou from her
friends that we had met earlier like two days earlier. And then but then by that time, Bearden
but we're gone. And then everybody was gone. And then Sam left like she gave us lube and then
rub my boobs and then left. And there was a there was another couple that I knew and I were fucking.
Well, there's another couple that we had. They hit us up on on Cassidy earlier in the day.
And they're like, Hey, you know, you guys want to meet later or something like that. I'm like,
well, we'll be at the parties if you see us say hi. Yeah. And then they actually came on that night.
And they said, Hey, hey, how's it going? And he was a beautiful black man. And she she was a good
looking blonde. So I was like, Okay, I could I could get down with this, you know, we talked to
them briefly in the party room. And then later, they were in the playroom. We saw them in the
playroom. But that was that was after so first, I think you and I just fucked for a little bit
on the broken IKEA couch on the broken IKEA couch. And then we were like, Okay, let's go get some
water and let's go get it like our lube and yeah, let's go get our bag, which has like condoms and
lube and vibrators. And so we went and did that. And then came back down and it was I think that's
where we lost beard and butt probably sounds like. And then yeah, Starlovic was gone as well. I don't
know when they left, but they were there initially, I think with us and then they were gone. Yeah.
I think when you squirreled, it kind of separated everybody kind of like,
um, took off and like did your own thing. Yeah. So then we were, we went back down. And it was like,
the room was a lot, there was a lot less spectators and more people like doing things. Yeah. So then
you and I kind of found another a different broken IKEA couch. And then again, we were fucking. And
then I know a couple we had met up, like briefly at brunch, they didn't sit with us at brunch,
but they kind of came as we were leaving at brunch. She kind of crawled over and was like,
yeah, they were, I remember I was standing and you were on your knees blowing me. And, um,
they were going at it about 10 feet away. And then all of a sudden I saw her crawling over on
the force. I was like, what is about to happen? And then she came over to you, started rubbing
your boobs a little bit. And then she went up and grabbed my dick and started stroking me. I'm
like, Oh, Oh, and then she was trying to call her husband over. And then he was like, he was, he got
all, he was like, I just came. I literally just came. He's like, I literally just came. I wanted
to fuck this girl. Yeah. He was telling me, he's like, I've been wanting to fuck you like since
I saw you with your ass, et cetera, et cetera. And I just came and I can't do anything. I'm like,
we're good. It's like, like, don't relax. And then we ended up actually after this whole thing,
ended up seeing him at the food truck at like what, 5am. And we were just talking, they've been it for
like 18 years or something. I think they said, and done all the cruises and the different
resorts. So we were talking to them for a little bit. But yeah, he's like, he's like,
he's like, if I want to know that I would have been over here, we would have totally played with
you guys. But yeah, so she sucked your dick for a little bit. And then after that was over,
that's when that couple came over with a guy came over. Oh yeah. And he kind of stood next to you.
And you kind of started playing with him for a little bit. And then, and then I was kind of like,
all right, well, like, where's your chick? This is what I'm thinking. So we, we stood up and we
started, we kind of walked over, or he left for a second and we walked over. And she was talking
to someone else. And then some other woman came up and started talking to him. And we were kind
of like standing there like awkward, like, waiting for our turn to like talk to them. And I'm like,
okay, I'm done. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to stand around and like wait in line. Yeah. And then
as we started walking away, and he was like, wait, are we gonna? Did you guys want to, and we're
like, Oh, no, we're, we're gonna go to food. By that time, we'd already checked out mentally. Yeah,
it's like, yeah, we were, we were, we were drunk. We were in it, we were drunk, we were in it while
it was going, but then it's like, as soon as we get a pause, we're like, you know,
as soon as I happen, it would have happened. I zipped up our bag. And my pants came back on and
it's time to go. And then beard and but we're texting, but you were like, come back down here.
But then they were already fucking there up there, preoccupied. We were, I'm kind of like,
like, I was down to go like party with them upstairs. But I also, I have FOMO. You like
the, you like to, you like to be in the space of like, I don't know what's gonna happen. Like,
what could happen, you know, and, and that night, nothing really crazy happened. But
you never know. And that's why we put ourselves in these situations, because
sometimes nothing happens. And that's fine. We fuck each other. And sometimes,
you know, we end up in like, crazy situations, or like, Oh, shit, like,
this just happened, or I just did this, or whatever. So, so that's kind of
my mentality of that night is beard and but we're like, come, come hang out. And we're like, yeah,
we're like, come down here. We're like, we're down here right now. Like, come down here. But
then they were already preoccupied. So they did their thing. But and then eventually,
I will sit on Beards face eventually. It's gonna happen.
And yeah, it's bound to happen.
Let's see what. So that's that was kind of New Year's Eve. Yeah, that was New Year's Eve to New
Year's Day. And then literally the next day we had to go home. So sad. On the way we went on a way home.
I did not come that night before. Because by the time we got food and went back to the room and
everything. So on the way home, you you ruined my pants. I gave you a hand job. My pants.
And then hotel lotion. And then a couple days later, I handily keep in my purse just for occasions
such as that. Exactly. And then a couple days later, I had the flu, the flu, had the flu, A, B,
COVID, nor virus, whatever is going around out there. Mono. I got it all. But overall, we had a
really good time. And like I said, I already blocked my calendar off for next year. Yeah, but
before we get to next year, we got a lot of shit coming up. We do. So today is today is the 16th,
which is a Thursday. Thursday, Thursday. Tomorrow is the 17th. And this podcast is not going to go
out till probably tomorrow night. But if for some reason I get it out before the 17th, is a say less
party at the the Cove. Yes, that's right. It's a meet and greet at a public bar. It's not a take
over just a meeting greet. Yeah. Say less is our friend, Sam and Cole. They kind of put together
like a little, a little promotional company, and they're going to be doing meeting greets
throughout the area. And this is their second one. And it's going to be at the Cove. So you guys
that can actually find their community say less productions on Cassidy. I don't know if they're
on any other SLS or SDC or anything like that. But they're doing that. Which just I'm going to.
Yes, you are going to that because we have a little bit, but we have family shit. So really
early family shit Saturday morning. So I'm going to be the responsible one. I'm going to be responsible,
but I can go and have fun without drinking. Yes, I cannot. And then after that, February 8th is
going to be a very special day in history. I don't know if you guys, I don't know if I've
talked about it. I've talked a little bit about it, I think, but we really haven't, you really
haven't done anything since we kind of started this. Yeah. So I'm a musician. I play guitar,
sing in a band, and my band is actually coming off of a two year hiatus. And this is going to be our
Welcome Back show. Welcome back Connor. Welcome back. Cotter. Oh, it's Cotter. Pretty sure it's Cotter.
Yeah. Well, it's a 70 show. I wasn't born. Welcome back Connor. Welcome back Jeremiah. But anyways,
so February 8th is a Saturday night. We're going to be playing at Old Town Blues Club
in downtown Temecula. So if you guys are anywhere local, you can find us, find us event if you go
to our community, Sweet Side of Life. All the flyers all posted there. February 8th, it's going to be a
huge party. There's going to be a shit ton of vellas people there. It's not a takeover. It is a public
bar. So you have to behave a little bit. It's still a bar. It is still a bar. So we're going to play
the show. I think we played till like 11. And after that, we're going to go out and hang out at
other bars. And I'm pretty sure a couple of the hotel rooms that are local are going to have after
parties. So it's going to be a fun night. February 8th, put it on your calendar and then February 14th
through the 17th. President's Day weekend. We're going to celebrate my birthday in Vegas. So we're
going to go out there on that Thursday night. Friday night, we're probably going to go to
Flirts in Flirts, Las Vegas. We've never been. So we're excited for that. Saturday, whispers.
Whispers. We've been there multiple times and they actually hit us up not too long ago about
doing a podcast there during the summer pool parties. So we're going to go out do a little
recon and... And pate. Pate. And then Sunday, we're going to do the pool party. It's not L.S.
because it's winter. Yes. But what hotel did we say? I thought it was cotton. Anyway, there's a
hotel that has a dome over their pool. So they do year round adult pool parties. So it's a
dull... And a freaking dome, bro. It's a dull. It's not L.S. but it is adult. So it should be fun.
Yeah, it's going to be a good time. So that weekend... We've got like three couples right now for sure
going like this. So if you guys are going to be out in Vegas during that time or if you live in
Vegas and you want to meet us at any of these parties, shoot us a message. The Sweet Side of
Life podcast at Outlook.com. You can find us on what's called Cassidy. If you search the community
Sweet Side of Life, we're on there. And we'll put Rondevue's out. We'll put all the Rondevue's out,
confirm in. We're going to talk about this, this upcoming dates again in the next couple of episodes
as we have more time. But we're... And then in March... What's going on in March? Oh yeah, March. Oh my
gosh, babe. We're like ready for all of the things. So in March, we're doing the 311 cruise. So if you
are LS listening and you're also doing the 311 cruise, please join that community. It's a Facebook
group. It's called the 311 pineapple crew. Yeah, so we're doing the cruise. It's not
obviously an LS cruise, but it's a 311 cruise. And we've created... With a bunch of drunk 40 somethings.
Yeah, we've created it. As LS you can get without the NLS. We've created an LS group though, so that
we can see all the like-minded people out there, even the ones that don't want to reveal themselves.
But even before we go on the cruise, since we're going to be out in Florida, because that's where
the cruise goes out of, is Miami. Miami. We're going to try to meet up with
Swinger's Couch podcast, right? Yep. At Secrets. I don't know if they're going to make the secrets,
but yeah, basically what it is is we're flying out to Florida, or like mid, like the 19th.
And we're going to be hanging out in Florida, but on the 22nd, Saturday, March 22nd, I want to do a
day pass. Either way, we're going to go to Secrets. Yeah. So I'm hoping... We're hoping that Swinger's
Couch podcast can meet us there. Because they were talking about meeting us on the day before we go to
leave on the cruise in Miami, but it's like a Tuesday. Yeah. And it's a weird... I think it's a longer
drive for them. It's like five hours from, I think, where they live, where Secrets is basically in
their backyard. Yeah. So I know on their Discord right now, they're talking about doing a... At the...
In the February, doing a big secrets trip. But yeah, hopefully we can work it out where we
see them on the March 22nd. I'm thinking we go out there, you know, around noon. It'll be a
day thing for us. Daytime party. And then we'll stay the night and then come home on the next day.
Okay. So... So either way, I think we're doing secrets. Yeah. Most... I would say we're doing
secrets. I mean, yeah. So we're doing secrets. So... And we're hoping to be able to catch up with
Swinger's Couch podcast while we're out in Florida. Yeah. Because that's where they're at. Whether or
not it's at Secrets or in Miami or wherever, we're going to be there and we're hoping to...
She likes to have her nipples played with. Well, there you go, babe. Yolo.
On the other hand, I have very sensitive nipples. What?
Usually like nine times at its head, my nipples are very sensitive. Yes, they are. However,
a lot of people like to play with them and that makes them more sensitive. So then you have the
problem the next day where I'm like, don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. So I'm starting
to lose my voice. I can feel it. Yeah. We've done... This is a long one, babe. But we haven't been for
a minute. We haven't been for a minute. So I think we're going to close this episode up here.
Like you were saying earlier, there's about 20 minutes of just random audio. Most of it's morning
bullshit. So probably not as exciting and probably we re-discuss things we might have. I don't know.
And some of it may actually make more sense because it was literally right after it happened. So
the night recap might be... Or the morning recap will probably be more valid than what we just
went over. But I don't know, maybe. If anything's contradictory, believe the morning recap versus
this. So we're going to close this one up. Our next episode, I want to talk about New
Year's resolutions. I want to look back. Oh, I didn't say my New Year's resolution. We're going to do
it for next week. Yeah, next week. So I want to... Next week, I want to do New Year's resolution. I
want to recap 2024 a little bit. We got some stories in there that we never talked about. We have our
jacuzzi romp that we never talked about. Oh, our date with Beardenbott. We never talked about that.
And the dinks. And the dinks. Oh, that was a good one. We never touched on that one. And then we also
have a Sunshine Girls party. Our latest Sunshine Girls party we didn't talk about. Oh, Christmas.
Yeah. Well, that's another party we're doing. We have another party with them, Private Party,
in February. And then we have another Private Party next weekend.
Yeah, I'm exhausted. I don't have enough blue juice for all these parties, babe. Shit.
Yeah, you do. I've seen your drawer. I had to hold... There's plenty. I had to hold the prescription
because they were shipping faster than I can use them. Now, and apparently, you're going to shoot
your dick up with fucking... No, Trimax. Trimax. I was telling you that I wanted to try the Trimax.
It sounds fun. I don't know. I would never want to put a freaking needle in my vagina,
so I don't know why you'd want to do that in your dick. I don't have a needle issue.
So I don't know. It just sounds like a fun time. Oh, and I bought gummies that are supposed to make
my vagina taste like pineapples. I'll fill everybody in once I get them. Well, maybe you
can fill everybody in if my vagina tastes like pineapple after I've started taking these.
Not that I have a problem with how my vagina tastes. I've just been told it tastes like nothing,
so hey, let's spice it up with some pineapple. Pour some Malibu on it. Well, that's a yeast
infection. Exactly. I don't want that. Make a mixed drink out of your vagina. If anyone has the same
TikTok feed or TikTok FIP I do, they've probably already heard about what I'm talking about.
You've told me about these pills. They're gummies. Well, you don't have a vagina, so maybe that's
why. But I do look at them, so. It's true. So anyway, stick around for the next couple minutes,
and you're going to hear some interesting outtakes. Or end it here. But in the meantime, whatever you
want to do. I don't even remember what they want to do. Just kidding. Keep your pineapple. Wait,
right? Can you keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns, and keep shaking it up?
Love you, babe. Love you too, babe. Bye. Bye. Dear diary. It's 7 p.m. on December 29th.
We are holed up in our hotel room because our mom and dad won't let us go play.
All right, guys, we're at the... I have a smoker's coffin. I don't even smoke.
All right. We're at the pre-pre-pre-pre-party. Pre-party. I think we got here a little too early.
We got here just in time. I think it was early. Too early. No, it's fine. So,
we're at the New Year's Eve plush party. We're here on March 31st. Just a couple days early.
Just a few days early. Nine months, to be exact. That's fine. Just enough time for our baby to be
born. So, no, we're here. We're in our hotel room. I just got done setting up our bar. Yeah, you did.
And we're watching some football. We have been down here in San Diego since about 1 p.m. So early.
So, what did we do? We went to Dukes. We had some Mai Tai. Dukes is like a Hawaiian. It's not a
Tiki bar, by any means. They don't know what Dukes is. Not at... Babe, we have people that listen to
us from Russia. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Not everybody. So, Dukes is a Hawaiian American restaurant.
It started in Hawaii. It started in Hawaii, but it's very much commercialized. So, there's one
here in La Jolla. So, we had some seafood, which for those people that don't know, La Jolla is in
Southern California on the water. So, it's like a beach city. It's like a rich, ritzy beach city.
Although, it was very overcast today. It was shitty weather. It was really shitty weather. I had a
brilliant idea of let's go down to the coast and enjoy some sun. It was sunny or where we live.
Just a few days after Christmas, I was expecting sunshine, but here we are. It was sunny. It was
sunny where we lived. Yes. It's just by the beach you get this like beachy overcast, and we thought
it was going to burn off. It did not. It was full of gas. So, it was fine though. We had some Mai Tai's.
I literally tried, I think almost all of the drinks on the menu at Dukes. You did. I had
Uzu lemonade drink. I had... I didn't know we were doing a commercial. Mai Tai, I had a...
Oh, I had their jalapeno watermelon margarita. Yeah. You tried it all? Yeah. Our bill reflected that.
Yeah. And then after that, we decided... We were going to try to do a speakeasy. We were going to
try a speakeasy, but they were completely booked and reservations only. You lost your interest.
Your ADD kicked in and you said, I'm not even going to try. No, I was done. I'm moving on. We did
Javier's, which is a high-end Mexican restaurant. So, we had some beautiful... Because we're in La Jolla.
So, everything's high-end in La Jolla. And we're in San Diego, which is a lot of Mexican cultures
and food. Yeah. So, it was a rich restaurant. Javier's is a chain though too. Is it? Yeah.
That's how I knew it was expensive. The people in Russia don't know that again. There's one in Newport,
also a high-end area of Southern California. Anyway, so that's what we did today. So, I
clearly got here a little too early because I wasn't going to try to take a nap, but it just...
Not here just in time. My nap wasn't napping. So, the pre... The official pre-party for tonight
starts at 9 p.m. Yeah. Which is a little black dress. And it's only... It's not even 7. You said
7. It's still 3 minutes. We've been in this for about almost 4 minutes and we still have 3 minutes
still. Are you saying that I'm lying to our listeners? Yeah. Your liar, liar, pants on fire.
So, yeah. So, we're gonna... We just got finished setting up the room. We're gonna
shower, shave and start to head down here to the pre... Pre-official pre-party. In two hours.
In two hours. That's a lot of time. I have a lot to shave.
I'm gonna go bare. I'm gonna be a bare-bear tonight. A bare-bear? A bare-bear.
We got drinks to be made. We got people to meet. Most of our friends are not coming until tomorrow.
Yeah. But tonight... I feel like we could have showed up like... No. No. A little bit later.
Did you not have a good time? I did. But now I'm feeling very down-timey. I could give a fuck.
You felt... You had a great time with me earlier and that's fine. We had some good time together
before I'm making out with someone else. So, I felt like that was a really good time together.
Yeah. Yeah. It's called planned woman. Maybe. Yeah. But you didn't make out with me.
You were too drinking... Too busy drinking saplers. I couldn't. I had no time in between. But anyways.
So, we planned it perfectly. So, yeah. Here in a little bit, we're gonna start getting ready.
We're gonna shower. A little black dress tonight. Yeah. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a shower.
You're gonna wear your little black dress? I have two. I'm not sure which one I look best in. So,
I'm gonna put it to TikTok though. I'm gonna put out a TikTok video. Which dress?
Which dress should you wear? Which dress should I wear? It might not make it out until
after we're gone from here but we'll see. So, then you'll wear nothing.
That's the plan. No, not tonight. You can't wear nothing. You can't not wear nothing. You can't
wear nothing tonight. Yeah. Yeah. It's not officially... Tonight's not a full takeover. So...
Until noon tomorrow. Look at you yawning. Yeah, I've been yawning all day.
It's called lack of oxygen. So, our plan for this weekend to set people up
is we're gonna do these little snippets. Yes. Is what your plan was. I'm thinking that's a good idea.
Yeah. Snippets of our weekend. We were gonna bring our full array, our full setup. But as we were
breaking down like our suitcases and our bar and everything, it was just... It was a lot. Yeah.
And we're way up here on the 12th floor and if we bring people up to do a podcast, we can just
record like this and you guys can just live with it. Because there's a lot of equipment. For me to
do it proper, it's a lot of equipment. Yeah. And... It's honestly more likely to happen like this than
with all of our equipment. More than likely. Yeah. Less pressure. Yeah. Then yeah, everybody just
kind of comes up and there's a bunch of microphones on the bed. We just sit on the bed and we just talk.
We have a circle. Circle jerk. Circle jerk time. So yeah. Tomorrow's more... Tomorrow afternoon's
theme is sports. Sports, yes. And then the nighttime theme is denim and diamonds, which I think I have
got. I know I've said it earlier in podcasts. I didn't know what to wear, but I think I might have
dialed it in. I got my shit nailed down. I honestly still haven't even put it all together. So...
I'm nailed down. If I don't win all the championships... What championships?
There's contests. No, there's not. There should be. There's not. They're just fucking jealous.
I'm jealous. You are jealous of my outfit. It's fucking amazing. So anyways, yeah, we're doing that
tomorrow night and then on the actual 31st is PJ's and lingerie during the day, which starts at 1pm,
I believe. And then nighttime is Fancy's book. Which I got some duds. And then we'll wrap this up
on our way home. Maybe if we're feeling adventurous. We'll see. We'll see. No promises. We'll have no
voice. Exactly. But yeah, so that's the plan. We're gonna do... So basically you're gonna get all of
this all in one. So if you're listening now, you'll stay tuned because you're gonna continue to get
the rest of our weekend. That's our plan. So this is Sunday night at 7pm on Sunday night.
Still Sunday night. Still Sunday night. Yeah. And we're sober-ish.
You are not. Ish. Ish. Ish. I said ish. Ish. Can you smell the bourbon? I can smell the bourbon.
And the garlic. Yeah. I can smell your breath. The bourbon breath. All right. Let's call it.
All right. Well, we're not... We can't do the upside down pineapple thing because it's not the end.
So we're just saying... Toodaloo. Toodaloo. Bye. Toodaloo for now. Bye. We're back. Yep. We...
It's the next morning after the little black dress party. Yep. And we're getting ready to go eat
some breakfast. Yep. Everything you're just gonna say, yep. Yep. And I am getting my shoes on.
Yes. It is breakfast time. I am extremely hungover. It was fun though. Maybe we had a good time. We...
It was a heck of a pre-party. It was a heck of a pre-party. They did a good job because they
cut the ballroom in half. Yeah. They made it more like forced to talk to people. Yeah. It was more...
What's the word? Quaint. Not quaint but... Yeah. Because it wasn't like a grandma's living room.
It was very demure. It was very demure. But yeah, it was fun. We... The only bad part was the lines
for the bar but that was okay because we went and came back to our room to get drinks. So
made it a little cheaper. Yeah. Was there only one bartender? No, there was two, right? There was
three I think but for some reason everybody wanted to go to the one we wanted to go to and I think
it's because he told everybody that he's a strong pour. He's a heavy pour. And he has done these
events and I do remember him from last year. Yeah. Yeah. And I ended up bringing a daddy to...
And they're... Well, they call themselves Piggy and Daddy. Yeah. Back to our room but just to have
drinks. Yeah. Because they were standing in the same line and our room was like a mere five minutes
away. So we just... We said, hey... All bailed out and back to our room. We had some drinks.
So how about a drink? Probably about an hour conversation at least, right? It was a while.
Yeah. We were talking to them but then they were like, oh, she doesn't play with guys and I mean
that wasn't my intention anyway. Yeah. I just wanted to... I don't play with guys either.
Yeah, exactly. I just wanted to be nice because it was like a long line and they were friendly
with me. And we brought a bar for a reason. So... Yeah, exactly. And they're like I said,
they're friendly with me. She was very complimentary to my dress which seemed to be a hit last night.
She didn't say anything nice about my dress. No. Well, it's because you weren't wearing your dress.
No. But... I was wrapping the podcast t-shirt. Yeah. I did post that on TikTok. So... Yeah.
Yeah. You haven't... Check out the talks. Seen it. My dresses. Met another pseudo listener last night.
She came up and started talking to us and then the husband was like, oh, hey, that's the podcast
you listened to the other day. Yeah. That was pretty cool. And then she walked away. So she
must not like the podcast. Hey, we're not for everybody. And then what else did we... We
danced a little bit. We danced. We met... I mean, I did. I don't dance. I make money moves. We...
Yeah. It was good little pre-start party. I'm actually not as hungover as I thought I would be.
You are. I am hurting. Yeah. I'm... Did anybody get the license plate of that truck that hit me?
I'm... But it's fine. It's not the Natomamosa and breakfast burrito won't help. Right. And we're
going to go eat some breakfast. And then... Starbucks. Starbucks and then breakfast. And then
a little brisk walk. Yes. Get outside air. I'm gonna finish my water. And then at one o'clock is the
start of the next party. Which is themed... Sports team. So, I will be in my LA Chargers sort of here.
I've made... I made shifted it more sexy. Make shifted it... More sexy. Yeah. We're LA Charger fans.
But I am not ripping the Chargers today. I am... I have an old school... Remember,
married with children. The Al Bundy. He was polk high. Well, I have a polk high Bundy jersey.
And then I have a no-mam hat. So, that's gonna be my sports team ripping. I'll be ripping
Al Bundy's polk high. Polk high. Polk high. Four touchdowns one season. Or one game.
Not one season. That'd be fucking lame. So, that'll be me today. And I'll take pictures and we'll
post them on our TikTok if you want to see them. Yeah. We have a shit ton of friends flowing in
tonight. Where they've already been texting us at like 8. Good morning. Like, fuck you.
They didn't pre-party. Well, they pre-party during the day. They went and watched football.
Yeah. Like, I don't even know what time we went to bed. I don't either. We were... I was talking about
that this morning. I remember you were trying to get me to sex you. Yeah. And I was like,
nothing's working at all right now. Like... So, then I just... I'm on like life support at the moment.
So, then I tore into a bag of Doritos like a rabbit. You can't get the sex you're gonna eat. I woke
up this morning and there's a bag of Doritos in the corner and I was like, it was like a bear tour
through our campsite at night. Like, what the fuck? Does someone break in? It just kept ripping.
Drunk eating Doritos. You can't get the sex you're gonna eat the Doritos. And you're gonna be really
mad about it. Eat my feelings. Anyway, so we will get back atcha. Maybe next time we will be drunk.
Well, you said you're still drunk. I just finished my water. I wouldn't drive at the moment.
All right. Toodles. La-ter.
And day two, right? Two. Three. Four. Five. Today's Tuesday, I think. Oh, we were recording? Yeah.
Um, yeah, welcome back everybody. What day? I'm fucking exhausted, bro. I know.
Um, it's Tuesday. It's New Year's Eve. Officially New Year's Eve. Yes. There we go. Happy New Year's
Eve. Happy New Year's Eve. We are, last night we did the Diamonds and Denim and then we missed the
Orgy Room. We missed the Orgy Room. We heard about it though. But we, we forego the Orgy Room for
hamburgers. We did. Which we didn't eat. The fries were good though. Yeah, the fries were good. Oh, shit. Um, yeah. So,
what are we talking about? We did. I'm not there yet. We did the party. Yeah, we partied last night.
The party last night. We had a good time. We had a bunch of people in our room for a while.
And we made drinks up here for the day party. Oh, it was yesterday, huh? Yeah.
Yeah. I met some new people. Yeah, I met some new people. We were gifted some liquor. We were gifted
some liquor. Dad to our bar. Yeah, Daddy and Piggy. Daddy brought us. That sounds funny. The same.
Daddy brought us whiskey. Whiskey and bourbon and vodka. Yeah. Some bottles. Thank you, Daddy.
So, now we're, we're just got back from breakfast. Yeah, we went to brunch with some friends. We had a
bunch of text messages. We're trying to see if people are coming to our room right now or if we're
just gonna go back down. We know. We, um, bearded but want to come to our room for a drink. Okay.
Tell them to come on by. So, yeah, so we have our bar set up. So, we had a bunch of people over yesterday, but now
we went to brunch and then we're gonna go back down to the party. We just came up and changed.
Steelworkers are power napping. Oh, they're not coming up? No. Okay. He just texted.
He said, I'm not tired, but she's taking a power nap. Oh, I can see that. Well, she drank a whole
bottle of champagne and brunch. So, yeah, we had a great breakfast down on the coast on the beach and,
we're doing a podcast right now. Yeah. So, we're just recapping ourselves. So,
yeah, today's, did you already say today's? Yeah, you said it like three times. No, lingerie. Oh,
lingerie. Yeah. Today's lingerie. PJ's and lingerie. You have your leg rest shirt on? Yes. We're gonna
go down there and continue the party here shortly once a few of our friends are coming to get some
drink and then, um, tonight is fancy as fuck. Fancy as fuck. You looked good last night. You had all
your diamonds on. I felt good. Shine like a diamond. You actually had the same hat as the bartender.
Yes. Much funny. He said he wears them at all of his festivals. Yeah. My only problem is it does
not hold a charge. You guys lost your charge at the same time? Four hours. It's like a four hour
charge, which, you know, anybody that's anybody knows a party lasts longer than four hours.
So, I'm gonna have to write Amazon about that. We got back to our room last night and we,
yeah, Sam just came down and got snacks. Oh yeah. Sam from Sam and Cole came down and got snacks.
I want snacks. Anyway, I wasn't sure if that was code word. Like, no. Well, she said, she said,
y'all fucking. Like, I got, I got it. Um, anyway, yeah, I think I'm like, I tried to do this last
night, but you said no. Last night. Yeah. Like three o'clock in the morning. You're, you're fucking
drunk. I'm drunk. You're like, let's podcast. I'm like, yeah, no. Like, no, no, no, no. We just need
to finish this cheeseburger and go to bed. We didn't. We had to throw it away this morning.
So yeah, wish y'all were here. Um, some of you guys are. We actually met two new listeners.
Yeah. Yesterday. Uh, one in the elevator. She recognized me on the network. I did. I wasn't there.
You weren't there. She was just like, wait, are you like, you guys do the beer? You do the podcast,
huh? Yeah. She said, oh, nice to meet you. So we met her and we met another couple that she
listened to one podcast. So I don't think that's a win, but she only went. She said she was a one
and done. That's fine. You know, I'm, I'm one and done often. So speaking of being one and done,
I think we're done. Are we? I gotta, yeah, we got a part of the YouTube. I know we do. I got,
I got some snacks to get and uh, and I'm wearing basically nothing. Yeah, you are basically almost
nude. Almost nude. All right. Well, that was day two. It was very, it was much more fun than it
sounds on the podcast. Bye. Bye. If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at
the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com. Or you can always find us on any one of our
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