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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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My mic was moving like a dick.

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I feel like I haven't sat here in a minute.

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It has been a couple of minutes.

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It is now mid-January and we are just now finally coming at you.

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All the way from Southern California with our New Year's Eve celebratory podcast.

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I like most people in the world got sick.

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In this case it was the Swinger Flu.

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I was actually talking to my Latin lover from the Swinger's Couch podcast.

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He reached out and heard about all the wildfires out here in SoCal.

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He was just making sure that we are all good.

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Which we are.

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We are good.

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We are very much South.

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We're South and inland.

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But anyways, he reached out.

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I kind of mentioned that I got the Swinger Flu.

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He's like, what?

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He's never heard of that.

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Really?

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Basically the Swinger Flu.

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Everyone passes it around.

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Actually a lot of podcasts have a word of the week, the phrase that pays, whatever it

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We are going to talk about the Swinger Flu today.

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Swinger Flu is not an actual flu.

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It's a...

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Like the Swine Flu.

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Yes.

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It is just basically an umbrella term for sicknesses that you get from attending big

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events.

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And kissing a lot of people.

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Kissing a lot of people.

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Being in close vicinity with a lot of people.

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In my case, eating some ass.

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You ate ass?

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Apparently we're going to dive in deep on this recap.

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We're going to recap everything.

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Yeah.

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New Year's Eve.

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There's two asses I ate.

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What?

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Okey-dokey.

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I mean, you were standing right there.

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You basically helped spread them for me.

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I'm just going to say it, I'll probably remember, I'm not recalling.

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You're 100% now.

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I'm not recalling.

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But currently, and I know in a lot of the world, there's a lot of stuff going around

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right now because it is flu season and all that.

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Yeah, I was sick over Christmas.

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And got better just before New Year's.

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Thank God, because we had the party to go to.

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You were like, I dodged it.

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You were like taking all the vitamin C, doing all the things.

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I don't know, I was good.

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You're like, I'm not going to get sick.

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We were like staying away from each other.

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We were basically celibate from each other.

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Like, don't get close to me.

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Bro hugs.

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Bro hugs and like family kisses on the cheeks.

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I don't want to get sick before New Year's.

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And then we both sailed through New Year's.

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Yep, we got through New Year's.

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And then you got sick right after.

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And then we got rich on, see, what was it?

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That weekend we had some stuff the weekend after.

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That Saturday we were coming home.

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We had like a weekend full of just family stuff.

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So and then that whole next week, I was all sick and I'm still, you might be able to hear

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I'm like still right at the end.

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I feel fine and but I just, it's whatever's going around right now in SoCal.

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now, which is why.

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We have been doing a podcast since what we did a, we did like the 28th or something.

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That was like the last one of the new year.

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It was like the 28th.

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It was right before we left.

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So that's why we had big plans.

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We basically almost went three weeks without doing one is because we've been, well, you've

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So forgive us please.

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I, uh, I didn't, I almost didn't want to do one tonight, but looking at our schedule

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and like tonight was the last chance we have before and we got a lot of stuff coming up

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that we wanted to talk about.

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And of course we wanted to talk about New Year's Eve and.

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We want to recap on New Year's Eve.

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So I'm manning up from my man flu.

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Manning up.

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I got a man flu.

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So before we go any further.

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Um, this is a drink and show.

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So tonight we are drinking some beverages.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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I don't ever, just kidding.

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All right, what are you drinking, my love?

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So Mr. Santa Claus brought me the special blue bottle of Baileys which has a

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recipe for chocolate martini. So it's almost like Santa knows you. Right? So have you been

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kissing Santa? So I'm having a hard time with my name. Yeah, maybe that's why Santa got sick. So I'm

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doing it's the Baileys, the blue bottle Baileys. I don't know how else to describe it. Chocolate

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Baileys. Yeah, the chocolate Baileys. I think there's a few of them but anyway. And then I did,

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it said vanilla vodka but we don't have vanilla vodka but you use whipped cream vodka for your

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upside down pineapple shots. Yes. So we have that which is sweeter I think than vanilla vodka. So

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what I did was I did one and a half shots of the whipped cream vodka, half a shot of kettle one,

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and then I did one and a half shots of the Baileys. Yeah, that's a big martini. Yeah,

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it wasn't actually delicious. Delicioso. Like dessert. Nice, nice. I am drinking, it's called,

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I don't know if this is the official name of it, it's called the Key Lime Pie. Tic-tac. And basically,

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if you guys are on Tic-tac, there is a woman out there, Michelle the bartender. She basically

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does bartending skits and she makes drinks and all that stuff. But anyway, she came on the other

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day, she did a Tic-tac and she was asked, what is your go-to drink if someone asked you what they

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did, or like they want a sweet drink. And she said one of her favorites is the Key Lime Pie. So I

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was like, ah, so Key Lime Pie and her recipe is equal parts Malibu and rum chata with three

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quarter ounce of lime juice and topped with pineapple juice. It tasted good. It wasn't my

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favorite, but it was good and it's nice to have something that uses rum chata because we have

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two bottles of it and I don't know why we have two bottles. I don't know. That's gonna be a you

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thing because you're the one that has to go to Albertson's, you have to buy six bottles. Because

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you get 10% off. Yeah. So that's why we ended up with two bottles of rum chata. We never once

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finished one bottle of rum chata. I think it was gifted. One of the bottles was gifted. I think I

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bought a bottle and then one of the bottles is gifted. No. I'm pretty sure. Excuse me. My throat

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is still fairly rough right now. Anywho. This man flu. I liked it. My man flu is strong. But no,

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it was good. I would definitely have it again. It was the rum chata thickens it up. What? Oh,

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you're snapping at me. Yeah, I'm just saying it is good. Oh, you're like doing random snaps in the

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air. It is good. Oh, but so yeah. Snap to snaps to the right. So that brings me to TikTok. TikTok

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may or may not be going away. If it was up to you, it would go away. I cannot keep up with it. You

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live on TikTok, but not on our TikTok. I don't live on TikTok. No. Bitch. Come on now. Fish please.

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You scroll for two, three hours. I'm on labels on Facebook because I'm old. Lies. Lies. So no,

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you are on TikTok. You just don't want our TikTok to have to continue. I don't want to have to do

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TikTok. Yeah. So here's what we're going to do. New Year's resolutions. I know you got one. I got

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one for you too. Bitch please. Get down on your goddamn knees. So the latest on TikTok from what I

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understand is there's currently the ban in place. Was that the song? What? Bitch please. Get down on

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your goddamn. Really? Yeah. That's catchy. Yeah. Snoop of Greece. Snoopin, I think, exhibit. Yeah,

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they had a good time with that song. Those are some clever mother fuckers. Yeah. Anyways, TikTok,

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as far as I understand, is supposed to go dark on Sunday, but there's some last minute things

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going on right now that are supposed to push it out a little bit. So hopefully for our sake,

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but most importantly, there's a lot. There's millions and millions of influencers. Yeah,

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I know a lot of people make money off of it. That rely on that as their job. I'm not trying to be

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an asshole. I just don't want to have to post. You're just being selfish. So hopefully they figure

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it out. And if not, you can find us on Red Note. We're also on Lemon 8. We're going to be on

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Lemon 8 at some point. You keep telling me about this Lemon 8 stand. Yeah, because not Lemon 8,

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it's Lemon 8. Lemon 8? Lemon 8. Lemon 8. 8. Like the number 8. Lemon. Lemon. And the number 8.

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That is so stupid. Like TikTok is any fucking better. TikTok, motherfucker. It's got like a

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ring to it. Lemon 8. Well, you just said Lemon 8. Yeah, make it Lemon 8. No, it's Lemon 8. That's

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stupid. Anyway, I've already had people on TikTok requests to be on my Lemon 8. I don't know how

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they found it. You have a Lemon 8? Yeah, because I, yes, babe, I told you this. Lemon 8. Lemon 8.

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Lemon 8. Lemon 8. Maybe that's where it came from. Lemon 8. Stupid. No. Yeah. Yes, because I feel

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like you told me or someone told me that was going to be the next thing after TikTok. And so,

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years ago, I'm hoping Tom from MySpace comes back and saves us from all of this. Tom is not MySpace,

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is he? Tom was MySpace. Was he? I thought he was Facebook. No, that's Facebook is Mark Zuckerberg,

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but he's never been like a face of it. Tom was like, with the white shirt guy. Yeah, he was like

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that stupid little face and he was always like your number one friend until you changed it.

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He's my number one fan. No, Tom, he, my only fans, that's Tom. Tom from MySpace. He made a shit ton

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of money and he's like a photographer and he just travels now, but maybe he can come back,

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rejuvenate MySpace. Maybe we could create the next TikTok. Okay. We never have to post on it,

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we just own it and then we become a photographer and then we just travel the world. All right. Okay.

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All right. So anyways, brilliant idea. Let's touch on that again later. Let's retap all that.

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Let's move on from that. So, yes, so what? I had said earlier today that I was going to drink more

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drinks before we did this. I felt like I was falling a little flat and now I think you're

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regretting my decision. Yeah. Just a bit. No, it's okay. It's okay. Anyways, so here's the deal

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for New Year's Eve recap. There's a bunch of podcasts that I listen to that when they go to

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these long events, they kind of go back to the room and they record little five minute entries

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that kind of documents that day and then they put it all in a compilation and this beautiful

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package. It's tied up with a bow. They tied up with a pretty bow. We tried that, but we are not

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disciplined enough to A, commit to like any type of regularly scheduled updates and when we do,

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we're like hammered. Well, here's the thing. Actually, here is the thing. Here's the thing.

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Okay. So we try. We will post this at the end of this podcast. All of these recordings that we did.

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So if you'd like to stay tuned, stay tuned. At the end of the podcast, there will be a shit show.

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A shit show. About 20 minutes worth of a shit show. Yeah. So if you'd like to listen to it,

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it could, it's gonna, half of it's gonna be boring. Half of it's gonna be a shit show. I don't know

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which half is which, but here it is. You told me we're gonna do this. So we did it. We tried.

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The 29th. We were there from the 29th, I think until the first, right? We were there three days.

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Yes. Okay. So we did it the 29th. We did it the 30th, but we did them in the morning. So it was

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like we were hungover slightly. We weren't drunk. Yes, true. Probably not as, these ones are probably

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not as like fun, right? Yeah. So then you had, when you had told me this idea, you were like,

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we, the people who did it was super funny because they were super drunk and it was super fucking

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funny. And I was like, okay, so we got back on technically, okay, so my recording says it's

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the 31st, but it's actually, I believe the end of the night of the 30th, because it definitely

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wasn't New Year's Eve yet. Okay. So it was the end of the night of the 30th. So it would have been like

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2am on the 31st. Yeah, exactly. We get back to the room and I tried. You were just annoying.

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Well, we'll let the jury, the jury's still out on that. So I tried to do one where we were drunk

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and you basically told me I'm too drunk. I'm not doing it. So they will hear that part of it,

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where I try and you shut me the down. So then we did one on the 31st, but it was in the morning.

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And it was after you woke me up and you're like, we're going to go to brunch. And I'm like, are

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we though? But anyway, so I don't know. I think that might have been the morning we did brunch.

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But anyway, so there's like, yeah, like 20 minutes between the four recordings that I have. The one

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that I think would have been the best is the one you shut me down in. And that was only 18 seconds.

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Yeah, I could just, I'm like, this is not a good idea. I just hit the stop button.

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See, that's you can't you, you're like the governor on the drink bottle. You just got to take the

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governor off because that shit will just slow you down. Minality is pretty good.

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That's all right. Well, I mean, it's, it's hard to get a good pour without the governor on a handle.

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No, you get the best pour. She goes everywhere. Precisely. Now we don't, we don't need that.

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That's we're not that hard. He's here. But um, so, so yeah. Okay, so we did four days of our

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trying to remember the whole thing. We did three days of plus or a plush. We did three days of

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plush, which where's plush plush. Plush is everywhere. But plush New Year's Eve is in La Jolla,

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San Diego. Yes. At a well known chain of hotels. Yes. And they do a like soft opening, we'll call

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it because it's not a full takeover the first night, like the night before the night. Yeah,

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the takeover doesn't begin until the 30th at noon. Yeah. But they have, you can, you know,

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check in obviously whenever you want them to 29th and they have a nighttime party in one of the

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ballrooms. But the takeover doesn't begin until Oh my God. Until you said ballroom, I totally forgot

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about that. You got about the ballroom. Yeah, actually that couple. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait.

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Okay, we'll start hit the boss button. We'll start in the beginning. All right. So we get there. We

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went very fucking early. We checked in, but there was nothing going on. We've gone into our room

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and so we went out to go drinking in La Jolla, which we did dukes, dukes. And we did Hawaiian bar

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type place. Yeah. And then we went to Javier's Javier's. We were trying to do a speakeasy,

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but that didn't really work out. No. And then we get chips and salsa. And then we went back to

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the hotel after that. So we did some day drinking. Yes. Had some lunch. At that point, there was

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definitely people there for the event, but there was nothing going on for the event at that time

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at the hotel. Yeah. So we did all that. We came back to the hotel. It was little black dress night.

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Yes. We were supposed to get our wristbands. Yes, we did get our wristbands. So now you remember

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the ballroom. Yeah. Okay. So what I was going to say is that the couple that we have seen many

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times at EDR and at, uh, they were at Bia Vita. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's call them the rave couple. The rave couple. Okay. They, we saw them

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the night, the little black dress night, right? Yes. Okay. And we walked in and they're, and everyone

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loved my little black dress. First of all, she said, she's like, you walked in and I was like,

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oh my God, I love her dress. And then I looked up and I was like, oh my God, I know her. And so

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that was their first time doing plush though. Yes. I don't know what they had done in the past,

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but anyway, they, I don't know what they said, but anyway, they're like, yeah,

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we're giving this a try. And then they were like, we weren't really sure we were walking into. So

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we kind of had to explain to them like it's going to get bigger. Cause basically for the,

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for the first night, not everybody comes the first night. It's like that because it's not a

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full takeover. So, and you have to be covered and all that stuff. And then so basically the ballroom

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they cut in half with the dividers. So it was a very, it was more, much more intimate, which I

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like. Yeah, I do like the forced interaction. Yeah, because we talked to them. We talked to

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another couple from here who we hadn't talked to before, but they were like hanging out,

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hung out with some of our, they hung out with Bearden, but before we talked to them,

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the tall couple, and then, which later, later in the, or later in the event, turns out they're

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very big in the BDSM community, which they put on quite the show. Yeah. The next night. No,

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that wasn't, that was New Year's Eve in the big ballroom. It was New Year's Eve. I thought it

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was the following night. I don't know. Maybe not. I think it was the following night. Yeah. Yeah.

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So then we talked to them. We talked to some other people who listened to the podcast or

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sheet. No, she listened to one podcast. Oh yeah. I listened to one. It's like, okay,

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so it's not good to continue. That's her stops. Okay. That's, that is totally fine. So if she's

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listening, then she's got to do, she's got into two. Hey, what's up? How you doing?

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That is funny. We saw a lot of people that weekend that, that listened, but that was the

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funniest. She's like, I listened to one of them. Yeah. She like, she made sure we knew it was just,

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just one. Like we, we got like 36. We don't have a whole lot out there, but I mean, she's like,

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she got one. It was funny. Anyway, we talked to them. We ended up seeing them actually as we

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were leaving. Um, but anyway, it was, it's nice, like the first night and this is what we wanted

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to do. We wanted to settle ourselves in and I think it was a good, it was a good plan. If you

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guys listened to our one from last year, we went to the same event, but we came on the 30th and we

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walked in day two, basically, but when it was full takeover mode. Yeah. We walked into the lobby

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and it was just like a nut to butt party. Everyone was drunk already. We were sober. It was a lot.

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So we had to, we went in a day early to kind of ease ourselves, start on our own terms and it

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definitely was good. Yeah. I think it was good. Give us a chance to get into our room, set up our

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bar. Yeah. And, um, I mean, La Jolla is a perfect place to be. Like there's nothing like you can

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do so much in La Jolla, but anyway, so, and like I said, we met, not that we met, but we talked to

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a lot of people that we wouldn't have talked to otherwise. Cause now I'm thinking like that couple

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from the rave couple you're calling them. We actually didn't see them again, huh?

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I mean, cause at that point the party gets so big. We definitely saw them. Did we? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't see them. The gentleman of the rave couple, he's, um, he likes to wear

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very scandalous clothing. Oh yeah. Well, he prefers to be naked. And he's, he's pierced and,

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and he's, he's, yeah, he's normally as naked as you can possibly be. Yeah. He was running out,

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running around in the lobby of the Marriott with everything hanging out with us, just except like

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a small string. Oh, was he? Multiple times. I waved to him no less than five times the entire event.

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That was the only time we'd like talk, talk to them, but they were definitely around. So they

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seemed like they had a good time. I mean, from what I could tell. Next time I see them, next time

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we see them, I'm going to, they seem like they're having a time. We'll definitely see them in the

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summer cause they're, they're definitely, um, poor people. Um, anyway, so that was the first

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night. It was good. Like I said, I always liked those like smaller vibes so that we can like talk

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to people and stuff. And then, um, the next day was when the full takeover started. Yes.

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Here's the funny part apparently about this whole thing. And they said it happens every year,

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funny and not funny. Okay. So technically our took a takeover started at noon. Yes. On

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whatever day, the 30th, which is my contract is when everybody's previously not part of this group

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was supposed to be off premise. Nudity could start like they still like said pasties and that

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kind of stuff. But like it's not like nudity, just like go out. But yeah. Yeah. Pasties. However.

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Okay. So however, you and I are in our room and we can, we have a view of the pool. So you're like,

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we're getting ready to go to the party downstairs and the theme is like sports. So I have,

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we're a charger fan. So I have lightning bolt, blue and gold pasties on a like fishnet crop top

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and like my charger leggings. And you're like looking over the balcony and you're like,

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I think there are kids in the pool. And I'm like, there's no way. By this point, it was like 12,

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it was well after 12, 15, 12, 30, like, yeah. So I'm like, there's no way. You're like,

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I think there are kids. They look and I'm like, we're, but we're at like, we're on like the 15th

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floor or something. So I'm like, I think it was like the 12th, whatever. So I'm like, I'm like,

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maybe you're not seeing them right. And so then you're like, no, I'm pretty sure I look over. I'm

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like, sure the fuck enough, there was fucking kids. So I'm like, Oh my God, like I don't want to go

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downstairs like this. So we wait a little bit longer. We have a few more drinks. And then

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we go down to the lobby when we're thinking there's, you know, clearly, we're now like an hour

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into the hour, our time. There should be no one here. That shouldn't be. And then the plush guy,

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we go to the lobby, we're drinking, we're talking to another couple or like talking to another couple.

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She's wearing just a small thong and like a small top. Everything. She's actually dressed

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though, like a bathing suit, honestly. She had her top was a tank top, but it was, I mean,

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she's dressed like a bathing suit. I do have pasties on and I am wearing pants, but, but there

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are bathing suit thongs and she was wearing a tank top, but it's a thong, but she was wearing a tank

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top. Anyway, so the plus and we're in the lobby. Obviously that's where the party was. There's a

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DJ going there. The plush guy comes over and he's like, so every really nice. He was nice. I just,

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I was waiting. He was like, started his introduction and I was like waiting for him to get to the

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point. Yeah, it was. Cause he's like, hi, I'm so in so with plush. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Yeah. So every year there's this church group that always rents out the, or has their event here,

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whatever. They do. Clearly it's not, it's not a takeover because we all, we all had rooms the

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night before, but he's like, they have their own thing. They do the night before ours and it's every

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year for the past seven years that we've done this or whatever it was. And they're trying to get them

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off premise, but they can't. So there's like a couple of, couple of people that just refused to

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leave. So we were like, and then you were like, yeah, and there were kids in the pool and he's

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like, Oh God, I'm going to go there next. And he's like, but we were just wondering or the

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hotel staff was just wondering if in the meantime you guys wouldn't mind covering up. And I'm like,

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the fuck. And then you're like, go put my jersey on. I go upstairs and I'm looking at your jersey

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and I'm like, it's huge. Like it's a nightgown. It's a nightgown and I'm like, it's zero sexy. So

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I'm like, fuck this. I just took everything off and I'm like, I'm just going to put a dress

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on that has absolutely nothing to do with the theme and come back downstairs. So that was kind of like

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whatever. I don't know. It was like, get the fucking church people out of here. It was annoying for

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a second. It was annoying for a second, but it was just, yeah. It was like, all right, just got to

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go. And then I just didn't feel comfortable. Like when should I go get back into what I was wearing?

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I heard people talking about they attached like an hour, hour and a half. There was like a time frame.

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It was like a, maybe like a three o'clock or three 30. There was a hard number attached to,

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okay, this is when we officially can do this. But yeah, it was annoying because I saw many women

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putting clothes on and that is so sad. That's annoying. It is so sad. So anyway, we got over it,

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but then we ended up having a little party of our own in our room. So we ended up inviting like,

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we had our bar set up. So we had some of our friends that we know from around here come up and

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then they had friends that came up and our friends from San Diego came up and Batman and Catwoman.

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Yeah, Sam and Cole. Bearden, but beard and butt. No, beard and butt weren't worth beard and butt

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there too. I think they didn't show up till the next day. Starleve it came and joined us. And yeah,

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so we had a nice again, this I'm probably blended multiple nights of because there was multiple

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times we had a bunch of different people up there. Yeah. Oh, so the first night, oh, I totally

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forgot the first night we had a couple come up. Oh, yeah. So I was, I was again, everybody loved my

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dress. So the first night, the little black dress night, I was standing there and this couple like

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waves me over to the table and they're like, she was like, I love your dress. I'm like, thank you.

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And then they were kind of talking to me. You were kind of like the fuck and nobody's talking to me.

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Well, you weren't wearing my little black dress. So maybe I need to wear a black dress.

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Anyway, so I was talking to them and then they, we're, we were like, okay, and we kind of separated

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and they were going to go get a drink and then they were in the drink line and then

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we had walked up, we're like, okay, we're going to go to drink like minute, like, I don't know,

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a while after we were like, okay, we're going to go get a drink to just you and I, you know,

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and then we got into line because on the first night, the lines were getting a little long. They

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didn't have as many bartenders lined up. So it wasn't, yeah, it wasn't plus on all the other

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nights they had like security that would monitor like you keeping your drink, like you couldn't

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go to your room, bring a drink back down in your own glass, but on the first night they weren't.

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I mean, there was nobody there doing anything. Like you didn't even get your wristbands the first

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night. So you could literally go to your room, make a drink and bring it back down to the party.

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So that's what we ended up doing. Yeah, but we, well, no, so the first, so then we went into

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line and when it, well, no, when I got, okay, so we were like, oh, we're going to go to drink. So we

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got into line and then I realized that the people I had just been talking to were like only like

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two people in front of us. And I said, oh my gosh, you guys are still in line because I felt like

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it could have been a while since we had kind of separated and they said they were going to go

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in line. They're like, yeah, I'm like, you and I are both like, okay, well, we're not going to get

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in line here because we can go to our room because nobody was monitoring it. And then you, so you

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started walking away and then you didn't realize I had invited them to our room. Yeah. We're like

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walking all of a sudden, turning around and there's like people following us. I'm like, oh,

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I had told them, I said, Hey, we have drinks in our room. If you guys want to come to our room

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and not wait in this line. And they're like, sure. So they followed. So they went to our room. There

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it was a piggy and daddy. Their dynamic is obviously he's her daddy. And so it was very

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interesting because they were in our room. And so it was just the four of us. And like hearing

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their thing, like she had to ask him for everything. Like if you asked her if she wanted a drink,

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she had to ask him, is it okay if I have a drink? I think at one point I was like,

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all right, ladies need to take their tops off. Yeah, you were like, ladies need to take your

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tops off. And then she was like, is it okay, daddy? If I take my top off, which for me is

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a totally different dynamic. Like I am not, it's not my dynamic, but hey, more power to you.

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That's that's the beauty of the LS is there's something different for everybody. We don't

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yuck. Anybody's young. Oh, no, 1000%. So I was like, Oh, right. Kind of went with the flow. Oh,

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okay. He said, yeah, she could. She was he was like, well, he is providing a drink. So you can

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take your top off. And then even when she had to pee, she was like, I have to pee. And then she

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was like, can I, and I was like, Oh yeah, you can use our restroom. And then she was like,

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can I daddy? And I was like, this is wild to me. But I mean, hey, like I said, to each your own,

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if that's your dynamic, it is what it is. She was sitting in our cockshare. So I'm glad he gave

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permission and she didn't have to go in the cockshare. We had a pretty nice cockshare.

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Yeah. So, so that was the first night I totally forgot. I mean, like, totally blew my mind.

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But anyway, then they ended up bringing us like three bottles of liquor the next day.

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Yeah. As a thank you for like having hosting them in our room, we found out like she only plays

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a yeah, she only plays with girls. And then so I think they're they only do three sums probably.

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Or I mean, I guess they could do an orgy with all girls and just him, I don't know.

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But that's what that's a dream. So anyway, so, so anyway, he brought ended up bringing us

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like three bottles of liquor the next day, like super nice couple. Well, I mean,

393
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:28,920
yeah, couple for the weekend. She's married, but yeah, very interesting dynamic. Yeah. It was fun.

394
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,280
We talked to them for about an hour. Yeah, kind of getting like a couple cocktails and yeah,

395
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,120
yeah, you were like, you at first you were like, what are you doing? And then I was like,

396
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,680
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just being me. I'm friendly. I don't know. And you're like, okay.

397
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:53,240
But no, they were super nice. And then no regrets, no regrets ever. So yeah, we talked to that. We

398
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,560
had like a drink or two with them, talked to them for an hour and then went back down. Anyway,

399
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:06,200
back to the second day. So when did you eat us? New year's Eve. I don't think we're going to get

400
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,720
there in this recap. This might be a two parter. The fuck. Yeah, I'm looking at it with all the

401
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,960
audio I got to put in at the end. You can just make it a long one. You know how I feel about

402
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:27,720
that. So she said, okay, so, okay, so, okay, so the first party, sorry, the first party, I, we had

403
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:34,040
people up in our room. And then we, that was fun, though. Yeah, that was a good time. I was

404
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:41,560
fun to host it. Well, last year we brought all the bar, but we didn't, we never didn't have anybody

405
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:49,800
up in our room. We never brought anybody back. But I think, I think now we're more known for that.

406
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:55,480
When we go to events, we bring a bar. So now I think people, people like, hey,

407
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,320
they know we have liquor. They're like, hey, is the bar open yet? Yeah, they know we have liquor,

408
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:04,360
because yeah, we've done a lot of cool parties where we brought the bar and that mobile bar,

409
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:13,800
man, it's a good investment. So yeah, that was fun. And then we went back down to the party,

410
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:19,560
hung out. You clearly didn't eat ass there. I don't think we really did anything that night,

411
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:29,480
huh? Let me see. Sports party, sports party. I don't think there was... Daddy had asked me if I was,

412
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:40,920
if I played solo. I was like, no. No, I do not. He's like, I just had to ask. I was like, I get it.

413
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:47,480
Hey, you gotta shoot your shot. You miss all the shots you don't take, right? I know Sam got some

414
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,680
that day, that afternoon. Yeah, I can't remember what she was calling the guy. There was a guy there

415
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:57,240
that was, he had really nice teeth. I feel like she was calling him Emmett Smith that I could

416
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:02,680
totally be fucking wrong. I think you're right. Was that a football player on the Cowboys? Yes.

417
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,160
Okay, and that's her team. So I think that's what she was. That sounds right. I think that's who

418
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,160
she was. He was a good looking guy. But yeah, so she had a little afternoon delight.

419
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,520
Later when I saw her, I was like, she's like, I fucked him. I was like, you did?

420
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,960
I'm like, in my next life, I'm going to be more like Sam. That's right.

421
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:28,600
And that was kind of a topic of discussion for the rest of the weekend as I want to be more like

422
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:36,600
in your next life. And then, yeah, so then the night party was,

423
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:46,120
what was the theme? Night time party. What did I wear? That was

424
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:54,280
probably anything most of the weekend, but. Oh, um, Daisy Dukes. Oh, yeah. Daisy Dukes and

425
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,200
diamonds and denim. So I ended up wearing my slashed out

426
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:07,560
jean shorts and a sequin, I don't know what sequin, but like a rhinestone mesh shirt.

427
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:14,120
I looked fucking delicious. Yeah, you were in all silver. Do we have a picture?

428
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:19,320
Uh, we have to. Do we take a picture? We were terrible this year about taking pictures.

429
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,680
There might be a picture out there somewhere. Yeah, then I'll put it on our TikTok if we do.

430
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:32,600
TikTok, hopefully you do it before Sunday. Yeah. But, um, that night was fun. That was fun.

431
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:41,720
We weren't, we definitely were not as, um, as a hoey as we could have been. No. And I didn't

432
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:47,080
even know the, um, orgy room was open. You know, I completely forgot about that. Oh, you did. I

433
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:52,600
didn't, I wasn't, it wasn't even in my brain, like where it was. So, but that was the night that we

434
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,880
had the, um, I'm pretty sure that was the night that there was that, the EDSM thing you're talking

435
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,920
about. You think that was the night? Yeah, it was the tall couple and they had like four girls

436
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:09,000
and they had them all bent over the couch and the guy did the, did this whole whipping show on them.

437
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,960
Yeah, he was, he had a lot of, a lot of tools. Yeah. So, there was that and then

438
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,440
I'm like, that night is kind of a little bit of a blur. I feel like we took a nap and then we like

439
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:30,680
woke up, hurry it up, got ready and then, I don't even know, like, and then I'm just like drawing.

440
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:36,120
You know what we need? We need a personal secretary. Follow us around. Follow us around.

441
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:42,040
And I, that's a terrible idea actually. And dictate. That's a terrible idea. Anything that

442
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,600
happens because. I don't think, I think if I forgot it, I probably don't want to remember it.

443
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:51,800
No, no, I just, that night we went in, we also, we went and had sushi, right?

444
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:58,280
Yeah. We had sushi during. We went to the sushi place. Day dinner. With, um, some friends. Yeah.

445
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,680
It wasn't as spontaneous as last time. No. Because we didn't know all the people we were eating sushi

446
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:13,640
with. Um, yeah, I feel like that one, that night was just like, I can't even think of what we did.

447
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah. But yeah, so we had, I'm sure it was fun. See, this is why we probably should recap before we

448
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:27,960
have these. No, this is the night though that we were so wasted that I tried to, I tried to record

449
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,000
us and you were like, no, we're not doing it. And so maybe that's why too. We were just like

450
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:39,400
super wasted too. Maybe we just got too drunk. Maybe. I don't know. Anyway, so then the following day,

451
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:45,240
you rat, tried to rally me for brunch with our friends and I was like, that's a no.

452
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:52,760
And then I was like, I know. And then I was like, is everybody going fine? And I got up and showered.

453
00:40:52,760 --> 00:41:00,120
I had like, it was like slow, a slow go. What we did, we went to brunch in La Jolla, which was super

454
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:07,800
nice actually to get out and we had some good drinks and good brunch. And then took a very small

455
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:17,640
Uber home with her back to the hotel with Sam and Cole. Very tiny Uber. It was like a, it was like

456
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:27,000
a Honda Civic for the five of us, the driver and the bus for and the only small one of us for is Sam.

457
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:34,440
The rest of us, we are not small. No. So that was like. I claimed to suck in really quickly. Yeah,

458
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:40,440
you did. I ain't trying to jam back there. We were sitting on each other's laps.

459
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:50,520
And then that daytime party was just a lingerie party. Yeah. Yeah. I wore lingerie and nobody

460
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:57,800
was there to tell me to put clothes on before. That's right. I got my dick bit.

461
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,880
Your dick bit? Yeah. I kind of remember this. Yeah. By who?

462
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:13,880
Fuck it. Catwoman. Batman and Catwoman. Oh yeah. Basically. We were standing by the bar on the

463
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,040
corner. Right when we walked down there. Yeah, we kind of went down there and we had had some

464
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:27,240
drinks. So I wasn't sober by any means. And Cat bless her heart. It was, it was, you know,

465
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:33,400
probably one PM at that point. And she was pretty drunk. Yeah. They had clearly already been drinking.

466
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:40,200
Yeah. And I think we kissed a little bit. And then she like dropped down to her. You said,

467
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:46,760
fuck it. Catwoman. And then we like, she like dropped down to her knees and I'm like, all right.

468
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:55,880
All right. We're into Marriott Lobby. Let's go. And she didn't pull it out like I thought she was

469
00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:05,240
going to. She just simply grabbed the entirety of it and bit it. Almost like a dog with a dog

470
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:11,240
toy. She didn't like shake her head. She didn't go, but she put some pressure on it. And I was like,

471
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:20,120
oh, was not expecting that. She bit me. And it really hurt. And then I think she stood up.

472
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,640
She stood up and then she did it again. The second time I think I was like, all right. All right.

473
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:39,160
I got into this. This is cool. I appreciate the effort. However, I don't want to have to explain

474
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,280
bite marks to anybody. So I don't know who you would be explaining them to. I was standing right

475
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,560
there. I don't know. You don't remember shit though. Apparently when you're standing right there.

476
00:43:47,560 --> 00:44:03,640
I don't. I really don't. So, um, so yeah. So, yeah. So there's that. Yes. Okay. I'm back.

477
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:11,480
Guess who's back? I think back again. I think that kind of like woke you up. Woke me up.

478
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,760
Because I was definitely tired, but I was like, whoa. I'm trying to think what other, like were

479
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:24,760
there, there was definitely some making out, making outs to be had. Yeah. That's probably

480
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:36,200
where I got the man flu. I'm trying to think what else is very I'm telling you. I'm trying to figure

481
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:41,960
out when the fuck you ate us. We need a personal secretary. No, that's dangerous. Very dangerous.

482
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,600
Nobody needs to document all of the things we do, even though this is what we're exactly doing in

483
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:53,160
this podcast. We need a better recollection because our recollections. We need to just

484
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:58,280
not drink as much. Sure. Why not? That's a terrible idea. Let me know how that goes.

485
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:06,520
I do remember that night we went to dinner with Bearden Butt. It was just the four of us. Oh,

486
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,600
yeah. That's right. We went back to the sushi restaurant. Yeah. We had sushi again. Yep. Yep.

487
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,320
I was like kind of like the calm before the storm. That time we had like a shit service though.

488
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:21,080
Yeah. Remember that. Yeah. Wasn't very good. But this is on New Year's Eve, right? Yeah. We're

489
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:30,040
there yet. Okay. Yeah. So this is New Year's Eve. And the theme in the evening was fancy as fuck.

490
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:34,600
Yes. So the party ended. Laundry party ended. Do you remember the chicken elevator?

491
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:41,400
You're gonna have to be more specific. I had said, Oh, I was questioning you earlier.

492
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:47,000
And you're like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Like I did that. I said that.

493
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:58,440
There was a younger couple there that I have a thing for innocence. I like to

494
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:07,560
talk to people that they're uncomfortable because I'm always uncomfortable. But I've been doing

495
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:16,440
this long enough that I can fake it pretty good. And I feel like my or our vibe, I will say,

496
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:25,320
is can be very beneficial to newcomers because we're welcoming low pressure. Yeah. And we're just

497
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:31,000
vibes and you know, we got here for the party. Yes. So there was a couple that had walked in and

498
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:38,280
they looked uncomfortable as fuck. And she was a cutie. So I'm like, Oh, she's cute. And then he,

499
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:43,560
he was cute too. I'm like, All right. You know, but I was kind of in my head thinking like if we

500
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:50,200
ever like come close enough, I might I'll say, but I'm like, I wasn't gonna like be lying across the

501
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:55,560
room. Yeah. But then like later in the elevator, they walked in, I was like, Oh, I was questioning

502
00:46:55,560 --> 00:47:01,320
you earlier. And she's like, Oh, I don't remember this. And you're like, Oh, shit, I wasn't aware of

503
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,920
that. To you were saying that to me. Because like, yeah, I didn't tell you, I didn't like go out on

504
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:13,000
my way. But it's pretty funny. I'm like, Yeah, Christian, you're like, huh? So it's pretty funny.

505
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,600
You don't remember that? No, she ran. You just made her feel very awkward.

506
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:25,400
I think so. I added to her awkwardness. Hey, you know what? You got to shoot the shots, right?

507
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:35,240
That was funny, though. I don't remember that. Yeah, we were drunk. So yeah. So then the evening

508
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:42,520
party was fancy as fuck. Yes. And you wore the sequined jacket you wore last year. Yeah,

509
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:48,200
because we're also you can wear it. I only got so much fancy. So I have so much fancy. And I spent

510
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,360
like 50, 60 bucks on that last year. Like I want to fucking wear that shit again. Because you were

511
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,320
literally only worn at once. It's not going to go anywhere else except for a party such as this.

512
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:08,280
Yeah. So I did that and my my crush DJ was playing again. DJ Lolo DJ. DJ Lolo was actually

513
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:16,600
at both of the daytime parties. Yeah. But she was able to shine because her the music was a

514
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:24,120
little bit lower. Yeah. And she is a tech house DJ. And she really was she can't really do tech

515
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:29,000
house at like a daytime party. It doesn't really fit. You're like you need to keep it like very

516
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,280
basic kind of electro house. And like, you know, kind of like there's so much going on. I didn't

517
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:41,080
even know there was a DJ. Yes. So she was spinning that. But yes, she she was one of the main DJs

518
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:47,560
at the big party. So I still have to say we've been to two plush New Year's parties and my favorite

519
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:55,320
parts of the parties are the daytime parties. Yes. It's everyone's so much more like crammed

520
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:03,240
together. You're required to talk to the people around you. It's a vibe. It's not fancy and

521
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:08,440
pretentious, which I mean, not necessarily the nighttime parties are but there's a level of it.

522
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:16,040
There is a level of it. I mean, there are people that are definitely, you know, are dressed to

523
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:23,720
are dressed to denies. Yeah. And that is not us. No, that's not our style. I mean, it's more you.

524
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:31,640
It's not me. Like, I'm I got fancy shorts. And that's where I draw the line. So like, you know,

525
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:40,200
I'm a ball cap Florida boy Florida boy flip flops, like fancy shorts, you know, cargo shorts. And

526
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:48,920
so fancy for me is your shorts don't have holes. Exactly. It's not really my vibe. You you clean

527
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:56,360
up much nicer than I do. But yeah, so like the daytime parties where it's a little more, you know,

528
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,840
kick your kick your like for me, I'm like, I can wear my slippers on lingerie night. I can wear

529
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:14,040
my sneakers on sports day. So I'll agree with you. I had a had a great time every single party

530
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:20,520
with the daytime parties. I've already blocked off my work calendar for next year. So yeah,

531
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:25,240
other managers have also done that. But I'm like, if they try to make me work, I'm just going to give

532
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:35,080
them a fucking finger. So New Year's Eve night, we were having a good time. Yeah, it was getting

533
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:42,600
towards the end. I'm not going to say who it was. But there was a particular lady there

534
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,920
that I don't remember my exact words, but it I'm pretty sure it was something like, Hey,

535
00:50:48,920 --> 00:51:03,400
hey, let me lick your ass. And he did not fight me. She did not fight me. And I bent her over

536
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:08,200
slightly at a 45 degree angle. Were you over a couch? Or you just literally went over in the

537
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:15,240
middle of the room. It was in the middle of the room. But I'm pretty sure she was I think I would

538
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:20,200
say there's probably a couch in the equation there. It would definitely been more comfortable for her.

539
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:30,280
Yeah. I bent her over, I lifted up what little clothing she had on. And I went to town. And then

540
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:37,800
there was another young lady right next to her. And I think I said something to the effect of

541
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:50,440
like your next or do you want some of this or I don't know what what clever. But I was no as deep

542
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:58,840
again. Like, it's great. I'm going to write who it was right now. Okay. Because I need I need to

543
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:03,880
know because I really do not remember any of this and I apparently was standing right there. But

544
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:13,160
here I am. Okay. Yeah, we're all hanging out in the group there. So yeah, I just I don't I don't

545
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:19,000
think anybody would be ashamed if I said their names. But you know what, I'm just gonna I don't

546
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,160
I don't look and tell. Yeah, no, I think we do lick and tell that's the whole point of this. And I

547
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:31,480
don't think either of them would care. But I'm going to keep it as our little secret. Okay.

548
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:38,440
Okay. So yeah, I did not do that. No one looked my butt.

549
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,240
I think you need to make your butt more approachable.

550
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:57,560
Because I'm dead. I think I think I'm gonna say this in a nice way. I think I think some people

551
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:04,520
are a little bit. You said I'm gonna say this in the nicest way a little bit intimidated by you

552
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:13,480
by me a little bit. Whereas like, I'll do outlandish it and I'll be like, hey, you know,

553
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:19,480
kind of lick your ass. People typically don't say that to you not because they don't want to.

554
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:24,440
But I think there's a little bit of not not a bad intimidation just

555
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:30,200
I don't know how to explain it. I mean, like even when I do that to you, I'm like, I still feel like

556
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:36,680
I have to ask twice. You know what I mean? Like, are you sure? Are you sure? And by the second time,

557
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,960
you're like, you know, you know what, probably not. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. We're good.

558
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:50,360
So yeah, open your butt. I really don't want people to lick my butt. That's not your thing.

559
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:56,520
No, that's not your thing. No, that's not your thing. No. So I when I ask somebody and they

560
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,480
immediately are like, yeah, then okay, it's your thing. Yeah, if it's your thing, it's my thing.

561
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:07,400
I love that for them. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like bully them into an ass licking. I will sit

562
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:14,520
on a face. I will sit on the face to I've sat on your face before. It's quite nice. But um,

563
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:20,440
so anyway, so we did the ass before that's different. I've yes, I've done a lot of things

564
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:29,080
face. So we did the ass licking contest and then shortly thereafter, I think we all just kind of

565
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,160
went down to the playroom. So there was a big playroom which we totally forgot about the first

566
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,920
night or I don't know what happened the first night we forgot about it got hungry. I'm not sure.

567
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,120
I think it was a combination of everything. Yeah, because that that wasn't the night we got the

568
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:49,160
hamburgers. Yeah. Yeah. That we two bites of we had some friends of ours they're like, hey,

569
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,120
is the after party in your room right now and it was like 230 we're like,

570
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:59,160
not tonight we're hungry. We're about getting really like we're on our way to get some hamburgers.

571
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:05,160
We're already in line I think. Yeah. But um, yeah, so there was a there was a playroom. There's

572
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:11,880
an open playroom but I swear last year, it had beds in it. It did. It did, right? Yeah. Okay,

573
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,360
it's not just my brain. It was it was a whole tour and the yeah there was beds, yeah, and all the

574
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:23,240
walls. Yeah. Okay, so this year, they went cheap. They skimped on the beds. They didn't put any

575
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:36,040
fucking beds. So it was literally the couches from the party upstairs, which they moved downstairs

576
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,720
to the playrooms, which were just like they had a couple like sex. They had some sex furniture

577
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:48,200
type things. Well, that's what we were playing on initially. Was it? I thought it was a broken couch.

578
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:53,560
I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a couch. People just broke. Oh, shit. I'm fucking on. I thought it

579
00:55:53,560 --> 00:56:01,480
was like a sex couch. No, I'm like, look at these angles. Pretty sure it was just a Ikea couch that

580
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:08,040
people just had sex on it. Right. Ikea. Shit breaks way too easy. It was what's funny is those

581
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:16,200
couches were used just a couple of days prior to praise the Lord. Stupid. I don't those might be

582
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,840
fleshed as couches, but now they're broken. I don't think travels with maybe they should get the

583
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:26,120
beds back. So anyway, we walked into the room. It was pretty busy. Like a lot of people watching

584
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,880
and there wasn't a ton of space to do anything. And I'm like, I'm not fucking on the floor. So

585
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:36,120
like you're above that. I am very much above that unless there is a broken Ikea couch. A broken

586
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:45,960
Ikea couch. So we I don't know. Okay, so beard tells the story of like me running away and all

587
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:50,520
this. And I do not remember any of that. But anyway, somehow we got separated like in the middle

588
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:56,040
of a blow job. I'm not really sure. I remember. Well, here's the thing about you is sometimes you

589
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:06,840
squirrel. Right. I don't always know why. But I do recall we were standing there and then my pants

590
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:15,640
dropped. And it was supposed to be a double blow job with a beard and not beard. But with but new.

591
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:26,680
And everybody dropped to their knees and my weiner came out and but started and then like,

592
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:35,240
like, yeah, you kind of left the scene. I'm not sure. I'm not I don't know. I don't know either.

593
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,520
I he was sober. Here's the thing earlier in the night earlier in the night, we were looking for

594
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:47,960
lube. Yeah, Sam, so I don't I don't know. Maybe you were looking for that. You might have been

595
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:53,000
looking for water. You might have been looking for a spot like I'm not really sure what you went

596
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:58,440
looking for. I don't know either. Maybe I did find a spot. I did find a spot. It was a broken

597
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,880
couch again a broken couch. And then we were looking for Lou and then Sam got us Lou from her

598
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:12,520
friends that we had met earlier like two days earlier. And then but then by that time, Bearden

599
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:18,120
but we're gone. And then everybody was gone. And then Sam left like she gave us lube and then

600
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:24,600
rub my boobs and then left. And there was a there was another couple that I knew and I were fucking.

601
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:31,160
Well, there's another couple that we had. They hit us up on on Cassidy earlier in the day.

602
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:36,200
And they're like, Hey, you know, you guys want to meet later or something like that. I'm like,

603
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:43,160
well, we'll be at the parties if you see us say hi. Yeah. And then they actually came on that night.

604
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:50,600
And they said, Hey, hey, how's it going? And he was a beautiful black man. And she she was a good

605
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:57,160
looking blonde. So I was like, Okay, I could I could get down with this, you know, we talked to

606
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:05,080
them briefly in the party room. And then later, they were in the playroom. We saw them in the

607
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:11,000
playroom. But that was that was after so first, I think you and I just fucked for a little bit

608
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,800
on the broken IKEA couch on the broken IKEA couch. And then we were like, Okay, let's go get some

609
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:21,320
water and let's go get it like our lube and yeah, let's go get our bag, which has like condoms and

610
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:26,760
lube and vibrators. And so we went and did that. And then came back down and it was I think that's

611
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:35,320
where we lost beard and butt probably sounds like. And then yeah, Starlovic was gone as well. I don't

612
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:40,040
know when they left, but they were there initially, I think with us and then they were gone. Yeah.

613
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,840
I think when you squirreled, it kind of separated everybody kind of like,

614
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:52,360
um, took off and like did your own thing. Yeah. So then we were, we went back down. And it was like,

615
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:57,800
the room was a lot, there was a lot less spectators and more people like doing things. Yeah. So then

616
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:05,880
you and I kind of found another a different broken IKEA couch. And then again, we were fucking. And

617
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:11,240
then I know a couple we had met up, like briefly at brunch, they didn't sit with us at brunch,

618
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,960
but they kind of came as we were leaving at brunch. She kind of crawled over and was like,

619
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:22,920
yeah, they were, I remember I was standing and you were on your knees blowing me. And, um,

620
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:31,400
they were going at it about 10 feet away. And then all of a sudden I saw her crawling over on

621
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:39,160
the force. I was like, what is about to happen? And then she came over to you, started rubbing

622
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,720
your boobs a little bit. And then she went up and grabbed my dick and started stroking me. I'm

623
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:49,560
like, Oh, Oh, and then she was trying to call her husband over. And then he was like, he was, he got

624
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:54,760
all, he was like, I just came. I literally just came. He's like, I literally just came. I wanted

625
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,360
to fuck this girl. Yeah. He was telling me, he's like, I've been wanting to fuck you like since

626
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,760
I saw you with your ass, et cetera, et cetera. And I just came and I can't do anything. I'm like,

627
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,240
we're good. It's like, like, don't relax. And then we ended up actually after this whole thing,

628
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:12,840
ended up seeing him at the food truck at like what, 5am. And we were just talking, they've been it for

629
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:18,520
like 18 years or something. I think they said, and done all the cruises and the different

630
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,720
resorts. So we were talking to them for a little bit. But yeah, he's like, he's like,

631
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,080
he's like, if I want to know that I would have been over here, we would have totally played with

632
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:32,600
you guys. But yeah, so she sucked your dick for a little bit. And then after that was over,

633
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:38,280
that's when that couple came over with a guy came over. Oh yeah. And he kind of stood next to you.

634
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:44,200
And you kind of started playing with him for a little bit. And then, and then I was kind of like,

635
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:49,160
all right, well, like, where's your chick? This is what I'm thinking. So we, we stood up and we

636
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:54,040
started, we kind of walked over, or he left for a second and we walked over. And she was talking

637
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:58,520
to someone else. And then some other woman came up and started talking to him. And we were kind

638
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:03,480
of like standing there like awkward, like, waiting for our turn to like talk to them. And I'm like,

639
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:09,000
okay, I'm done. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to stand around and like wait in line. Yeah. And then

640
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,880
as we started walking away, and he was like, wait, are we gonna? Did you guys want to, and we're

641
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,960
like, Oh, no, we're, we're gonna go to food. By that time, we'd already checked out mentally. Yeah,

642
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:23,000
it's like, yeah, we were, we were, we were drunk. We were in it, we were drunk, we were in it while

643
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,040
it was going, but then it's like, as soon as we get a pause, we're like, you know,

644
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:34,120
as soon as I happen, it would have happened. I zipped up our bag. And my pants came back on and

645
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:39,320
it's time to go. And then beard and but we're texting, but you were like, come back down here.

646
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:45,320
But then they were already fucking there up there, preoccupied. We were, I'm kind of like,

647
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:53,240
like, I was down to go like party with them upstairs. But I also, I have FOMO. You like

648
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,800
the, you like to, you like to be in the space of like, I don't know what's gonna happen. Like,

649
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,880
what could happen, you know, and, and that night, nothing really crazy happened. But

650
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,480
you never know. And that's why we put ourselves in these situations, because

651
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:11,400
sometimes nothing happens. And that's fine. We fuck each other. And sometimes,

652
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:16,120
you know, we end up in like, crazy situations, or like, Oh, shit, like,

653
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:21,800
this just happened, or I just did this, or whatever. So, so that's kind of

654
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:28,280
my mentality of that night is beard and but we're like, come, come hang out. And we're like, yeah,

655
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:34,120
we're like, come down here. We're like, we're down here right now. Like, come down here. But

656
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:39,560
then they were already preoccupied. So they did their thing. But and then eventually,

657
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,480
I will sit on Beards face eventually. It's gonna happen.

658
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:52,520
And yeah, it's bound to happen.

659
01:03:55,560 --> 01:04:00,680
Let's see what. So that's that was kind of New Year's Eve. Yeah, that was New Year's Eve to New

660
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:06,520
Year's Day. And then literally the next day we had to go home. So sad. On the way we went on a way home.

661
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:14,280
I did not come that night before. Because by the time we got food and went back to the room and

662
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:20,920
everything. So on the way home, you you ruined my pants. I gave you a hand job. My pants.

663
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:27,640
And then hotel lotion. And then a couple days later, I handily keep in my purse just for occasions

664
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:35,560
such as that. Exactly. And then a couple days later, I had the flu, the flu, had the flu, A, B,

665
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:44,040
COVID, nor virus, whatever is going around out there. Mono. I got it all. But overall, we had a

666
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:51,480
really good time. And like I said, I already blocked my calendar off for next year. Yeah, but

667
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:58,280
before we get to next year, we got a lot of shit coming up. We do. So today is today is the 16th,

668
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:06,200
which is a Thursday. Thursday, Thursday. Tomorrow is the 17th. And this podcast is not going to go

669
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:14,600
out till probably tomorrow night. But if for some reason I get it out before the 17th, is a say less

670
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:20,680
party at the the Cove. Yes, that's right. It's a meet and greet at a public bar. It's not a take

671
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:27,720
over just a meeting greet. Yeah. Say less is our friend, Sam and Cole. They kind of put together

672
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:32,120
like a little, a little promotional company, and they're going to be doing meeting greets

673
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:37,400
throughout the area. And this is their second one. And it's going to be at the Cove. So you guys

674
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:42,920
that can actually find their community say less productions on Cassidy. I don't know if they're

675
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:51,800
on any other SLS or SDC or anything like that. But they're doing that. Which just I'm going to.

676
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:57,400
Yes, you are going to that because we have a little bit, but we have family shit. So really

677
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:04,520
early family shit Saturday morning. So I'm going to be the responsible one. I'm going to be responsible,

678
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:17,800
but I can go and have fun without drinking. Yes, I cannot. And then after that, February 8th is

679
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:24,920
going to be a very special day in history. I don't know if you guys, I don't know if I've

680
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,120
talked about it. I've talked a little bit about it, I think, but we really haven't, you really

681
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:33,160
haven't done anything since we kind of started this. Yeah. So I'm a musician. I play guitar,

682
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:39,560
sing in a band, and my band is actually coming off of a two year hiatus. And this is going to be our

683
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:47,160
Welcome Back show. Welcome back Connor. Welcome back. Cotter. Oh, it's Cotter. Pretty sure it's Cotter.

684
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:53,080
Yeah. Well, it's a 70 show. I wasn't born. Welcome back Connor. Welcome back Jeremiah. But anyways,

685
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:59,640
so February 8th is a Saturday night. We're going to be playing at Old Town Blues Club

686
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:07,000
in downtown Temecula. So if you guys are anywhere local, you can find us, find us event if you go

687
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:15,480
to our community, Sweet Side of Life. All the flyers all posted there. February 8th, it's going to be a

688
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:20,840
huge party. There's going to be a shit ton of vellas people there. It's not a takeover. It is a public

689
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:27,800
bar. So you have to behave a little bit. It's still a bar. It is still a bar. So we're going to play

690
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:32,680
the show. I think we played till like 11. And after that, we're going to go out and hang out at

691
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:37,640
other bars. And I'm pretty sure a couple of the hotel rooms that are local are going to have after

692
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:45,160
parties. So it's going to be a fun night. February 8th, put it on your calendar and then February 14th

693
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:52,760
through the 17th. President's Day weekend. We're going to celebrate my birthday in Vegas. So we're

694
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:57,720
going to go out there on that Thursday night. Friday night, we're probably going to go to

695
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:04,760
Flirts in Flirts, Las Vegas. We've never been. So we're excited for that. Saturday, whispers.

696
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:09,640
Whispers. We've been there multiple times and they actually hit us up not too long ago about

697
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:14,040
doing a podcast there during the summer pool parties. So we're going to go out do a little

698
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:22,280
recon and... And pate. Pate. And then Sunday, we're going to do the pool party. It's not L.S.

699
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:28,040
because it's winter. Yes. But what hotel did we say? I thought it was cotton. Anyway, there's a

700
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:33,960
hotel that has a dome over their pool. So they do year round adult pool parties. So it's a

701
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:40,120
dull... And a freaking dome, bro. It's a dull. It's not L.S. but it is adult. So it should be fun.

702
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:46,200
Yeah, it's going to be a good time. So that weekend... We've got like three couples right now for sure

703
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:51,880
going like this. So if you guys are going to be out in Vegas during that time or if you live in

704
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:58,280
Vegas and you want to meet us at any of these parties, shoot us a message. The Sweet Side of

705
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:06,120
Life podcast at Outlook.com. You can find us on what's called Cassidy. If you search the community

706
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:12,040
Sweet Side of Life, we're on there. And we'll put Rondevue's out. We'll put all the Rondevue's out,

707
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:18,040
confirm in. We're going to talk about this, this upcoming dates again in the next couple of episodes

708
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:23,400
as we have more time. But we're... And then in March... What's going on in March? Oh yeah, March. Oh my

709
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:30,600
gosh, babe. We're like ready for all of the things. So in March, we're doing the 311 cruise. So if you

710
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:38,040
are LS listening and you're also doing the 311 cruise, please join that community. It's a Facebook

711
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:43,880
group. It's called the 311 pineapple crew. Yeah, so we're doing the cruise. It's not

712
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:48,040
obviously an LS cruise, but it's a 311 cruise. And we've created... With a bunch of drunk 40 somethings.

713
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:53,960
Yeah, we've created it. As LS you can get without the NLS. We've created an LS group though, so that

714
01:09:53,960 --> 01:10:00,200
we can see all the like-minded people out there, even the ones that don't want to reveal themselves.

715
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,720
But even before we go on the cruise, since we're going to be out in Florida, because that's where

716
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:07,960
the cruise goes out of, is Miami. Miami. We're going to try to meet up with

717
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:14,200
Swinger's Couch podcast, right? Yep. At Secrets. I don't know if they're going to make the secrets,

718
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:23,400
but yeah, basically what it is is we're flying out to Florida, or like mid, like the 19th.

719
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:31,000
And we're going to be hanging out in Florida, but on the 22nd, Saturday, March 22nd, I want to do a

720
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:36,680
day pass. Either way, we're going to go to Secrets. Yeah. So I'm hoping... We're hoping that Swinger's

721
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:43,320
Couch podcast can meet us there. Because they were talking about meeting us on the day before we go to

722
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:48,040
leave on the cruise in Miami, but it's like a Tuesday. Yeah. And it's a weird... I think it's a longer

723
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:53,480
drive for them. It's like five hours from, I think, where they live, where Secrets is basically in

724
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:59,480
their backyard. Yeah. So I know on their Discord right now, they're talking about doing a... At the...

725
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:05,080
In the February, doing a big secrets trip. But yeah, hopefully we can work it out where we

726
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:11,240
see them on the March 22nd. I'm thinking we go out there, you know, around noon. It'll be a

727
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:15,880
day thing for us. Daytime party. And then we'll stay the night and then come home on the next day.

728
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:21,560
Okay. So... So either way, I think we're doing secrets. Yeah. Most... I would say we're doing

729
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:27,400
secrets. I mean, yeah. So we're doing secrets. So... And we're hoping to be able to catch up with

730
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:31,320
Swinger's Couch podcast while we're out in Florida. Yeah. Because that's where they're at. Whether or

731
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:36,360
not it's at Secrets or in Miami or wherever, we're going to be there and we're hoping to...

732
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,760
She likes to have her nipples played with. Well, there you go, babe. Yolo.

733
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:46,520
On the other hand, I have very sensitive nipples. What?

734
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,280
Usually like nine times at its head, my nipples are very sensitive. Yes, they are. However,

735
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:54,840
a lot of people like to play with them and that makes them more sensitive. So then you have the

736
01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:01,560
problem the next day where I'm like, don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. So I'm starting

737
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:06,280
to lose my voice. I can feel it. Yeah. We've done... This is a long one, babe. But we haven't been for

738
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:12,280
a minute. We haven't been for a minute. So I think we're going to close this episode up here.

739
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:20,360
Like you were saying earlier, there's about 20 minutes of just random audio. Most of it's morning

740
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:26,280
bullshit. So probably not as exciting and probably we re-discuss things we might have. I don't know.

741
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:31,400
And some of it may actually make more sense because it was literally right after it happened. So

742
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:36,520
the night recap might be... Or the morning recap will probably be more valid than what we just

743
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:43,720
went over. But I don't know, maybe. If anything's contradictory, believe the morning recap versus

744
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:51,720
this. So we're going to close this one up. Our next episode, I want to talk about New

745
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:56,840
Year's resolutions. I want to look back. Oh, I didn't say my New Year's resolution. We're going to do

746
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:02,920
it for next week. Yeah, next week. So I want to... Next week, I want to do New Year's resolution. I

747
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:09,480
want to recap 2024 a little bit. We got some stories in there that we never talked about. We have our

748
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:15,880
jacuzzi romp that we never talked about. Oh, our date with Beardenbott. We never talked about that.

749
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:21,160
And the dinks. And the dinks. Oh, that was a good one. We never touched on that one. And then we also

750
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:30,840
have a Sunshine Girls party. Our latest Sunshine Girls party we didn't talk about. Oh, Christmas.

751
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:35,960
Yeah. Well, that's another party we're doing. We have another party with them, Private Party,

752
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:42,680
in February. And then we have another Private Party next weekend.

753
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:50,600
Yeah, I'm exhausted. I don't have enough blue juice for all these parties, babe. Shit.

754
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:58,360
Yeah, you do. I've seen your drawer. I had to hold... There's plenty. I had to hold the prescription

755
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:02,600
because they were shipping faster than I can use them. Now, and apparently, you're going to shoot

756
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:10,120
your dick up with fucking... No, Trimax. Trimax. I was telling you that I wanted to try the Trimax.

757
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:16,680
It sounds fun. I don't know. I would never want to put a freaking needle in my vagina,

758
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:20,360
so I don't know why you'd want to do that in your dick. I don't have a needle issue.

759
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:27,240
So I don't know. It just sounds like a fun time. Oh, and I bought gummies that are supposed to make

760
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:33,480
my vagina taste like pineapples. I'll fill everybody in once I get them. Well, maybe you

761
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:37,240
can fill everybody in if my vagina tastes like pineapple after I've started taking these.

762
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:42,840
Not that I have a problem with how my vagina tastes. I've just been told it tastes like nothing,

763
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:49,960
so hey, let's spice it up with some pineapple. Pour some Malibu on it. Well, that's a yeast

764
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:57,560
infection. Exactly. I don't want that. Make a mixed drink out of your vagina. If anyone has the same

765
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:02,200
TikTok feed or TikTok FIP I do, they've probably already heard about what I'm talking about.

766
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:07,800
You've told me about these pills. They're gummies. Well, you don't have a vagina, so maybe that's

767
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:14,360
why. But I do look at them, so. It's true. So anyway, stick around for the next couple minutes,

768
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:21,160
and you're going to hear some interesting outtakes. Or end it here. But in the meantime, whatever you

769
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:27,160
want to do. I don't even remember what they want to do. Just kidding. Keep your pineapple. Wait,

770
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:35,320
right? Can you keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns, and keep shaking it up?

771
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:51,560
Love you, babe. Love you too, babe. Bye. Bye. Dear diary. It's 7 p.m. on December 29th.

772
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:58,120
We are holed up in our hotel room because our mom and dad won't let us go play.

773
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:08,360
All right, guys, we're at the... I have a smoker's coffin. I don't even smoke.

774
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:15,160
All right. We're at the pre-pre-pre-pre-party. Pre-party. I think we got here a little too early.

775
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:20,040
We got here just in time. I think it was early. Too early. No, it's fine. So,

776
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:29,080
we're at the New Year's Eve plush party. We're here on March 31st. Just a couple days early.

777
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:34,200
Just a few days early. Nine months, to be exact. That's fine. Just enough time for our baby to be

778
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:42,040
born. So, no, we're here. We're in our hotel room. I just got done setting up our bar. Yeah, you did.

779
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:50,040
And we're watching some football. We have been down here in San Diego since about 1 p.m. So early.

780
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:58,520
So, what did we do? We went to Dukes. We had some Mai Tai. Dukes is like a Hawaiian. It's not a

781
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,160
Tiki bar, by any means. They don't know what Dukes is. Not at... Babe, we have people that listen to

782
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:13,080
us from Russia. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Not everybody. So, Dukes is a Hawaiian American restaurant.

783
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:20,520
It started in Hawaii. It started in Hawaii, but it's very much commercialized. So, there's one

784
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:26,200
here in La Jolla. So, we had some seafood, which for those people that don't know, La Jolla is in

785
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:32,200
Southern California on the water. So, it's like a beach city. It's like a rich, ritzy beach city.

786
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:39,640
Although, it was very overcast today. It was shitty weather. It was really shitty weather. I had a

787
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:46,520
brilliant idea of let's go down to the coast and enjoy some sun. It was sunny or where we live.

788
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:51,080
Just a few days after Christmas, I was expecting sunshine, but here we are. It was sunny. It was

789
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:56,680
sunny where we lived. Yes. It's just by the beach you get this like beachy overcast, and we thought

790
01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:02,840
it was going to burn off. It did not. It was full of gas. So, it was fine though. We had some Mai Tai's.

791
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:06,840
I literally tried, I think almost all of the drinks on the menu at Dukes. You did. I had

792
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:16,120
Uzu lemonade drink. I had... I didn't know we were doing a commercial. Mai Tai, I had a...

793
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:26,680
Oh, I had their jalapeno watermelon margarita. Yeah. You tried it all? Yeah. Our bill reflected that.

794
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:33,320
Yeah. And then after that, we decided... We were going to try to do a speakeasy. We were going to

795
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:38,920
try a speakeasy, but they were completely booked and reservations only. You lost your interest.

796
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:44,760
Your ADD kicked in and you said, I'm not even going to try. No, I was done. I'm moving on. We did

797
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:51,720
Javier's, which is a high-end Mexican restaurant. So, we had some beautiful... Because we're in La Jolla.

798
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:56,360
So, everything's high-end in La Jolla. And we're in San Diego, which is a lot of Mexican cultures

799
01:18:56,360 --> 01:19:01,160
and food. Yeah. So, it was a rich restaurant. Javier's is a chain though too. Is it? Yeah.

800
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:06,360
That's how I knew it was expensive. The people in Russia don't know that again. There's one in Newport,

801
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:12,040
also a high-end area of Southern California. Anyway, so that's what we did today. So, I

802
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,800
clearly got here a little too early because I wasn't going to try to take a nap, but it just...

803
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:23,320
Not here just in time. My nap wasn't napping. So, the pre... The official pre-party for tonight

804
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:29,960
starts at 9 p.m. Yeah. Which is a little black dress. And it's only... It's not even 7. You said

805
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:35,720
7. It's still 3 minutes. We've been in this for about almost 4 minutes and we still have 3 minutes

806
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:41,880
still. Are you saying that I'm lying to our listeners? Yeah. Your liar, liar, pants on fire.

807
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:48,200
So, yeah. So, we're gonna... We just got finished setting up the room. We're gonna

808
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:56,920
shower, shave and start to head down here to the pre... Pre-official pre-party. In two hours.

809
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,360
In two hours. That's a lot of time. I have a lot to shave.

810
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:09,800
I'm gonna go bare. I'm gonna be a bare-bear tonight. A bare-bear? A bare-bear.

811
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:18,200
We got drinks to be made. We got people to meet. Most of our friends are not coming until tomorrow.

812
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:23,320
Yeah. But tonight... I feel like we could have showed up like... No. No. A little bit later.

813
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:28,760
Did you not have a good time? I did. But now I'm feeling very down-timey. I could give a fuck.

814
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:33,080
You felt... You had a great time with me earlier and that's fine. We had some good time together

815
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:39,320
before I'm making out with someone else. So, I felt like that was a really good time together.

816
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:43,800
Yeah. Yeah. It's called planned woman. Maybe. Yeah. But you didn't make out with me.

817
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:52,760
You were too drinking... Too busy drinking saplers. I couldn't. I had no time in between. But anyways.

818
01:20:53,960 --> 01:21:00,360
So, we planned it perfectly. So, yeah. Here in a little bit, we're gonna start getting ready.

819
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:06,200
We're gonna shower. A little black dress tonight. Yeah. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a shower.

820
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,520
You're gonna wear your little black dress? I have two. I'm not sure which one I look best in. So,

821
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:15,320
I'm gonna put it to TikTok though. I'm gonna put out a TikTok video. Which dress?

822
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:19,640
Which dress should you wear? Which dress should I wear? It might not make it out until

823
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:23,080
after we're gone from here but we'll see. So, then you'll wear nothing.

824
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:28,200
That's the plan. No, not tonight. You can't wear nothing. You can't not wear nothing. You can't

825
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:33,960
wear nothing tonight. Yeah. Yeah. It's not officially... Tonight's not a full takeover. So...

826
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:37,320
Until noon tomorrow. Look at you yawning. Yeah, I've been yawning all day.

827
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:46,120
It's called lack of oxygen. So, our plan for this weekend to set people up

828
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:53,080
is we're gonna do these little snippets. Yes. Is what your plan was. I'm thinking that's a good idea.

829
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:59,080
Yeah. Snippets of our weekend. We were gonna bring our full array, our full setup. But as we were

830
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:05,400
breaking down like our suitcases and our bar and everything, it was just... It was a lot. Yeah.

831
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:13,080
And we're way up here on the 12th floor and if we bring people up to do a podcast, we can just

832
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:19,240
record like this and you guys can just live with it. Because there's a lot of equipment. For me to

833
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:24,600
do it proper, it's a lot of equipment. Yeah. And... It's honestly more likely to happen like this than

834
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:30,520
with all of our equipment. More than likely. Yeah. Less pressure. Yeah. Then yeah, everybody just

835
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:34,360
kind of comes up and there's a bunch of microphones on the bed. We just sit on the bed and we just talk.

836
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:44,200
We have a circle. Circle jerk. Circle jerk time. So yeah. Tomorrow's more... Tomorrow afternoon's

837
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:55,400
theme is sports. Sports, yes. And then the nighttime theme is denim and diamonds, which I think I have

838
01:22:55,400 --> 01:23:00,760
got. I know I've said it earlier in podcasts. I didn't know what to wear, but I think I might have

839
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:06,680
dialed it in. I got my shit nailed down. I honestly still haven't even put it all together. So...

840
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:11,800
I'm nailed down. If I don't win all the championships... What championships?

841
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:17,000
There's contests. No, there's not. There should be. There's not. They're just fucking jealous.

842
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:25,000
I'm jealous. You are jealous of my outfit. It's fucking amazing. So anyways, yeah, we're doing that

843
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:35,080
tomorrow night and then on the actual 31st is PJ's and lingerie during the day, which starts at 1pm,

844
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:43,240
I believe. And then nighttime is Fancy's book. Which I got some duds. And then we'll wrap this up

845
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:50,840
on our way home. Maybe if we're feeling adventurous. We'll see. We'll see. No promises. We'll have no

846
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:59,240
voice. Exactly. But yeah, so that's the plan. We're gonna do... So basically you're gonna get all of

847
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:04,200
this all in one. So if you're listening now, you'll stay tuned because you're gonna continue to get

848
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:13,240
the rest of our weekend. That's our plan. So this is Sunday night at 7pm on Sunday night.

849
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:21,400
Still Sunday night. Still Sunday night. Yeah. And we're sober-ish.

850
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:30,920
You are not. Ish. Ish. Ish. I said ish. Ish. Can you smell the bourbon? I can smell the bourbon.

851
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:39,960
And the garlic. Yeah. I can smell your breath. The bourbon breath. All right. Let's call it.

852
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:43,400
All right. Well, we're not... We can't do the upside down pineapple thing because it's not the end.

853
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:54,920
So we're just saying... Toodaloo. Toodaloo. Bye. Toodaloo for now. Bye. We're back. Yep. We...

854
01:24:54,920 --> 01:25:04,360
It's the next morning after the little black dress party. Yep. And we're getting ready to go eat

855
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:15,320
some breakfast. Yep. Everything you're just gonna say, yep. Yep. And I am getting my shoes on.

856
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:21,800
Yes. It is breakfast time. I am extremely hungover. It was fun though. Maybe we had a good time. We...

857
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:26,920
It was a heck of a pre-party. It was a heck of a pre-party. They did a good job because they

858
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:33,640
cut the ballroom in half. Yeah. They made it more like forced to talk to people. Yeah. It was more...

859
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:40,360
What's the word? Quaint. Not quaint but... Yeah. Because it wasn't like a grandma's living room.

860
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:48,280
It was very demure. It was very demure. But yeah, it was fun. We... The only bad part was the lines

861
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:52,440
for the bar but that was okay because we went and came back to our room to get drinks. So

862
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:57,320
made it a little cheaper. Yeah. Was there only one bartender? No, there was two, right? There was

863
01:25:57,320 --> 01:26:01,400
three I think but for some reason everybody wanted to go to the one we wanted to go to and I think

864
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:06,520
it's because he told everybody that he's a strong pour. He's a heavy pour. And he has done these

865
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:15,800
events and I do remember him from last year. Yeah. Yeah. And I ended up bringing a daddy to...

866
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:24,760
And they're... Well, they call themselves Piggy and Daddy. Yeah. Back to our room but just to have

867
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:31,480
drinks. Yeah. Because they were standing in the same line and our room was like a mere five minutes

868
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:35,880
away. So we just... We said, hey... All bailed out and back to our room. We had some drinks.

869
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:40,840
So how about a drink? Probably about an hour conversation at least, right? It was a while.

870
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:46,760
Yeah. We were talking to them but then they were like, oh, she doesn't play with guys and I mean

871
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:51,880
that wasn't my intention anyway. Yeah. I just wanted to... I don't play with guys either.

872
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:56,920
Yeah, exactly. I just wanted to be nice because it was like a long line and they were friendly

873
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:00,520
with me. And we brought a bar for a reason. So... Yeah, exactly. And they're like I said,

874
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:05,400
they're friendly with me. She was very complimentary to my dress which seemed to be a hit last night.

875
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:09,160
She didn't say anything nice about my dress. No. Well, it's because you weren't wearing your dress.

876
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:15,480
No. But... I was wrapping the podcast t-shirt. Yeah. I did post that on TikTok. So... Yeah.

877
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:23,960
Yeah. You haven't... Check out the talks. Seen it. My dresses. Met another pseudo listener last night.

878
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:28,520
She came up and started talking to us and then the husband was like, oh, hey, that's the podcast

879
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:32,760
you listened to the other day. Yeah. That was pretty cool. And then she walked away. So she

880
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:44,200
must not like the podcast. Hey, we're not for everybody. And then what else did we... We

881
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:52,680
danced a little bit. We danced. We met... I mean, I did. I don't dance. I make money moves. We...

882
01:27:55,400 --> 01:28:00,280
Yeah. It was good little pre-start party. I'm actually not as hungover as I thought I would be.

883
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:05,400
You are. I am hurting. Yeah. I'm... Did anybody get the license plate of that truck that hit me?

884
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:11,320
I'm... But it's fine. It's not the Natomamosa and breakfast burrito won't help. Right. And we're

885
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:18,360
going to go eat some breakfast. And then... Starbucks. Starbucks and then breakfast. And then

886
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:24,920
a little brisk walk. Yes. Get outside air. I'm gonna finish my water. And then at one o'clock is the

887
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:36,040
start of the next party. Which is themed... Sports team. So, I will be in my LA Chargers sort of here.

888
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:44,120
I've made... I made shifted it more sexy. Make shifted it... More sexy. Yeah. We're LA Charger fans.

889
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:50,200
But I am not ripping the Chargers today. I am... I have an old school... Remember,

890
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:57,800
married with children. The Al Bundy. He was polk high. Well, I have a polk high Bundy jersey.

891
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:03,320
And then I have a no-mam hat. So, that's gonna be my sports team ripping. I'll be ripping

892
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:08,040
Al Bundy's polk high. Polk high. Polk high. Four touchdowns one season. Or one game.

893
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:13,960
Not one season. That'd be fucking lame. So, that'll be me today. And I'll take pictures and we'll

894
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:18,200
post them on our TikTok if you want to see them. Yeah. We have a shit ton of friends flowing in

895
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:22,680
tonight. Where they've already been texting us at like 8. Good morning. Like, fuck you.

896
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:27,080
They didn't pre-party. Well, they pre-party during the day. They went and watched football.

897
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:30,760
Yeah. Like, I don't even know what time we went to bed. I don't either. We were... I was talking about

898
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:34,920
that this morning. I remember you were trying to get me to sex you. Yeah. And I was like,

899
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:40,920
nothing's working at all right now. Like... So, then I just... I'm on like life support at the moment.

900
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:49,080
So, then I tore into a bag of Doritos like a rabbit. You can't get the sex you're gonna eat. I woke

901
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:53,480
up this morning and there's a bag of Doritos in the corner and I was like, it was like a bear tour

902
01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:58,680
through our campsite at night. Like, what the fuck? Does someone break in? It just kept ripping.

903
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:06,920
Drunk eating Doritos. You can't get the sex you're gonna eat the Doritos. And you're gonna be really

904
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:16,840
mad about it. Eat my feelings. Anyway, so we will get back atcha. Maybe next time we will be drunk.

905
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:22,520
Well, you said you're still drunk. I just finished my water. I wouldn't drive at the moment.

906
01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:27,560
All right. Toodles. La-ter.

907
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:44,360
And day two, right? Two. Three. Four. Five. Today's Tuesday, I think. Oh, we were recording? Yeah.

908
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:52,360
Um, yeah, welcome back everybody. What day? I'm fucking exhausted, bro. I know.

909
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:59,240
Um, it's Tuesday. It's New Year's Eve. Officially New Year's Eve. Yes. There we go. Happy New Year's

910
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:08,360
Eve. Happy New Year's Eve. We are, last night we did the Diamonds and Denim and then we missed the

911
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:15,320
Orgy Room. We missed the Orgy Room. We heard about it though. But we, we forego the Orgy Room for

912
01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:23,400
hamburgers. We did. Which we didn't eat. The fries were good though. Yeah, the fries were good. Oh, shit. Um, yeah. So,

913
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:31,000
what are we talking about? We did. I'm not there yet. We did the party. Yeah, we partied last night.

914
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,280
The party last night. We had a good time. We had a bunch of people in our room for a while.

915
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,960
And we made drinks up here for the day party. Oh, it was yesterday, huh? Yeah.

916
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:44,280
Yeah. I met some new people. Yeah, I met some new people. We were gifted some liquor. We were gifted

917
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:52,760
some liquor. Dad to our bar. Yeah, Daddy and Piggy. Daddy brought us. That sounds funny. The same.

918
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:59,080
Daddy brought us whiskey. Whiskey and bourbon and vodka. Yeah. Some bottles. Thank you, Daddy.

919
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:11,800
So, now we're, we're just got back from breakfast. Yeah, we went to brunch with some friends. We had a

920
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:16,040
bunch of text messages. We're trying to see if people are coming to our room right now or if we're

921
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:22,840
just gonna go back down. We know. We, um, bearded but want to come to our room for a drink. Okay.

922
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:29,240
Tell them to come on by. So, yeah, so we have our bar set up. So, we had a bunch of people over yesterday, but now

923
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:34,760
we went to brunch and then we're gonna go back down to the party. We just came up and changed.

924
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:42,600
Steelworkers are power napping. Oh, they're not coming up? No. Okay. He just texted.

925
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:48,920
He said, I'm not tired, but she's taking a power nap. Oh, I can see that. Well, she drank a whole

926
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:56,440
bottle of champagne and brunch. So, yeah, we had a great breakfast down on the coast on the beach and,

927
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:06,200
we're doing a podcast right now. Yeah. So, we're just recapping ourselves. So,

928
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:12,440
yeah, today's, did you already say today's? Yeah, you said it like three times. No, lingerie. Oh,

929
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:19,720
lingerie. Yeah. Today's lingerie. PJ's and lingerie. You have your leg rest shirt on? Yes. We're gonna

930
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:24,440
go down there and continue the party here shortly once a few of our friends are coming to get some

931
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:33,000
drink and then, um, tonight is fancy as fuck. Fancy as fuck. You looked good last night. You had all

932
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:39,240
your diamonds on. I felt good. Shine like a diamond. You actually had the same hat as the bartender.

933
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:47,560
Yes. Much funny. He said he wears them at all of his festivals. Yeah. My only problem is it does

934
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:52,600
not hold a charge. You guys lost your charge at the same time? Four hours. It's like a four hour

935
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:58,120
charge, which, you know, anybody that's anybody knows a party lasts longer than four hours.

936
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:04,920
So, I'm gonna have to write Amazon about that. We got back to our room last night and we,

937
01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:11,560
yeah, Sam just came down and got snacks. Oh yeah. Sam from Sam and Cole came down and got snacks.

938
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:18,200
I want snacks. Anyway, I wasn't sure if that was code word. Like, no. Well, she said, she said,

939
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:29,080
y'all fucking. Like, I got, I got it. Um, anyway, yeah, I think I'm like, I tried to do this last

940
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:34,280
night, but you said no. Last night. Yeah. Like three o'clock in the morning. You're, you're fucking

941
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:42,040
drunk. I'm drunk. You're like, let's podcast. I'm like, yeah, no. Like, no, no, no, no. We just need

942
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:46,840
to finish this cheeseburger and go to bed. We didn't. We had to throw it away this morning.

943
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:55,080
So yeah, wish y'all were here. Um, some of you guys are. We actually met two new listeners.

944
01:34:55,080 --> 01:35:00,200
Yeah. Yesterday. Uh, one in the elevator. She recognized me on the network. I did. I wasn't there.

945
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:05,320
You weren't there. She was just like, wait, are you like, you guys do the beer? You do the podcast,

946
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:12,680
huh? Yeah. She said, oh, nice to meet you. So we met her and we met another couple that she

947
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:19,000
listened to one podcast. So I don't think that's a win, but she only went. She said she was a one

948
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:26,120
and done. That's fine. You know, I'm, I'm one and done often. So speaking of being one and done,

949
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:31,480
I think we're done. Are we? I gotta, yeah, we got a part of the YouTube. I know we do. I got,

950
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:39,880
I got some snacks to get and uh, and I'm wearing basically nothing. Yeah, you are basically almost

951
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:47,560
nude. Almost nude. All right. Well, that was day two. It was very, it was much more fun than it

952
01:35:47,560 --> 01:36:00,440
sounds on the podcast. Bye. Bye. If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at

953
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:06,600
the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com. Or you can always find us on any one of our

954
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:18,760
socials that are listed in the podcast links.