1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,600 The podcast you're about to listen to is for adults only. 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,160 Anyone under 18, please turn on Kitsbop right now. 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,160 Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,440 we are not professionals at all. 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:24,120 With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:31,120 and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California. 7 00:00:54,120 --> 00:01:02,480 All right, welcome back everybody. 8 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:08,720 This is the Sweet Side of Life podcast with a emergency emergency podcast. 9 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,520 That's right everybody. 10 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,160 We were going to do one on Thursday, but it's Tuesday. 11 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:22,680 But then we realized Thursday is Halloween and we're leaving this weekend. 12 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,480 So tonight was kind of our only option. 13 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,960 We had to do it. 14 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,280 So we've had a busy few weeks. 15 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,280 Busy few weeks. 16 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:36,880 Tonight, we're just going to touch on a couple things that happened this particular weekend. 17 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,400 But we'll go back. 18 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,880 Yeah, we got we have. 19 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,880 I feel like we will sorely disappoint Beardenbud if we don't talk about our weekend with them. 20 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,200 Yeah, we have a whole whole weekend. 21 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,240 We got a recap. 22 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:57,640 But we had a couple things happen this weekend or this week that needed our immediate attention, 23 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,920 which is why the emergency podcast. 24 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,920 Such an emergency. 25 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,040 We didn't even make special drinks. 26 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,120 We went so basic. 27 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,480 We went with our standard issue. 28 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,280 Basic bitches over here. 29 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:16,080 Vodka Sprite and lemon vodka soda water. 30 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,080 Yeah. 31 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,440 It's our it's our go to. 32 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,520 I like to call it my daily drinker. 33 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,560 It's not so much daily but until we close, I am not a daily drinker. 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:31,200 So it's my weekend and party drink. 35 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,840 So my easy drink to bring to a party. 36 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,880 So where do we start? 37 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,880 First off, we got to cheer. 38 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 Cheers. 39 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,720 And we have a good cheers. 40 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,720 Cheers. 41 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,880 Because we hit 50,000 downloads. 42 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,320 That's now like 51.5. 43 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,640 So you didn't drink after our cheers. 44 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,640 That's right. 45 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:52,640 Jeez. 46 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,520 What the fuck is wrong with you? 47 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,520 Yeah. 48 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,680 So we think I'm still recovering from my concussion. 49 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,960 Oh my gosh. 50 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,240 So we hit over 50,000 downloads. 51 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:09,600 We hit 50,000 like yesterday or something like that or the day before yesterday. 52 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,400 And yeah, that's a big number for us. 53 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Our last big number was 25,000. 54 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,840 So thank you guys for listening and downloading. 55 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,200 We figured out we're in half of the countries in the world. 56 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,840 94 countries. 57 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 Which is about half. 58 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,840 Is that what I said? 59 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,840 94. 60 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 Yeah, something like that. 61 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,160 Which is about half because we asked Alexa and there's like 195 countries. 62 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,120 Yeah, there's a shit ton of countries out there. 63 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:39,600 But we're in at least once we're in someone's cell phone. 64 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,600 94 countries. 65 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,520 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 66 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:50,720 I did like a breakdown and most were in the United States. 67 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,480 It was like mostly United States. 68 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,960 There was a shit ton in Canada. 69 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,640 We all speak the same language so that makes sense. 70 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,200 And a shit ton in Australia. 71 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,320 We all speak the same language so that makes sense. 72 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,760 And then a bunch in Britain. 73 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,080 Also speaking the same language. 74 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,080 But then after that, after that it gets cray. 75 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,360 You know, there's like, yeah, it's pretty wild. 76 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,840 Some of the countries probably shouldn't be listening to this type of content. 77 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,200 I don't know if their government allows it or not. 78 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,240 But who am I to judge? 79 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,360 I'm just a mere Sweden. 80 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaking of that, I haven't used that term in a while. 81 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:33,000 So yes, our listeners, our fans, you guys are known as Sweetums. 82 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 No. 83 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Yes. 84 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Only if you want to be. 85 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 No, you're sweetums. 86 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I'm not going to force that on anybody. 87 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 No, you're sweet. 88 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's fucking happening. 89 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:46,240 So, yeah, we have a lot to cover in a very limited short period of time because I'm tired. 90 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,880 So party pooper. 91 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,880 Yes. 92 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,440 So where where do we start? 93 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Do we start with? 94 00:04:53,440 --> 00:05:00,400 I feel like we feel like, so the reason why we kind of had to have this emergency podcast 95 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:06,880 because we actually were mentioned on another big podcast and we couldn't let anyone who 96 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:12,160 is going to listen and then come listen to our podcast get our last one, which was like 97 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,400 10 minutes long and just in the car. 98 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,400 No, no, that was the dual. 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Yeah. 100 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 Okay. 101 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,600 So 20 minutes long. 102 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,480 For those that listen, we do the hit in the streets with the sweets, which is a fun little 103 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,360 version of our show, but it's not very well produced because it's like literally you holding 104 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,720 the cell phone up in the air and like, you know, you get it sounds like when, but it's 105 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,640 just the AC events blown on. 106 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaking of that Carlos from this, the swingers couch podcast was complimenting our production 107 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:47,000 for it for our and he's like the streets with the speed because they started doing a similar 108 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,480 concept and when they go out to events, they, they have been recording themselves and and 109 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:59,200 the last one that they did sounded like they were underwater and he was saying he's like 110 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:04,000 they might have androids and they're also in Florida, which recently got hit by a lot 111 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,480 of hurricane says they, so they could have been under water, but they don't have androids. 112 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,480 They have iPhones. 113 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,480 Yeah. 114 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,480 Yeah. 115 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:19,280 Well, because I've texted Mr. Carlos, my Latin lover and he's all of our Latin lovers. 116 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,760 There's enough of Carlos to go around. 117 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,360 But anyways, I love how you've never actually met him, but you're just putting that out 118 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,120 there that there's an F of him to go around. 119 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:32,880 I can only assume if he advertises you're a Latin lover, then he has enough to share. 120 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,880 That's all I can assume. 121 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:40,960 So any who, since I've, I've texted him, I can only tell that he has an iPhone. 122 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 Right. 123 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:46,480 So the blue ones got the blue text cloud. 124 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:50,920 So anyways, the other day he was like, yeah, I have to hit up Mr. Suites and ask him, you 125 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:55,960 know, how we get our quality for the show and stuff. 126 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:00,000 And I was like laughing because we hit record on the memo, right? 127 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 That's what I do. 128 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Voice notes. 129 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:08,320 Now, like we do have in the studio, we have a nice studio set up professional quality. 130 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:14,080 And I'm like, I was kind of thinking like when we went out and did our streets, I wanted, 131 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:22,800 we did buy some little like Bluetooth microphones and they worked okay when we did our feeling 132 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 the heat with the sweets. 133 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,360 When we did like a jacuzzi episode. 134 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,880 They sounded pretty good in there. 135 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,960 But we did do one hit in the streets with the sweets using these microphones and it 136 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,960 was horrible. 137 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,640 Well, just you were just like, I, you were so much louder than I was. 138 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,640 I was talking louder. 139 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,880 Cause you have your like radio voice on and the mic is literally under your chin. 140 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,880 So probably not necessary. 141 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,120 It's a lapel mic. 142 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,000 It clips onto your, your t-shirt. 143 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:55,600 So anyways, so Carlos, my Latin lover, our secret to our hit in the streets with the 144 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 sweet sweets. 145 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:04,000 And voice memos on your iPhone is a Mrs. sweets literally takes her iPhone and she opens up 146 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,920 voice memos and she holds her elbow at a 90 degree level. 147 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:15,200 And it's about, it's a little bit closer to her mouth than it is mine because I'm just 148 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,800 naturally louder. 149 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:22,080 And then I think the key, the key is before you email it to me. 150 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,080 Oh yeah. 151 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,800 There's a little thing inside voice memos. 152 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,120 You do enhanced audio. 153 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,120 Yeah. 154 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:32,560 And it helps take out a little bit of that low end rumble and it does enhance the voice. 155 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,560 And then that's the secret. 156 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,960 And I, then I text it to you. 157 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:42,080 You text it to me and then I, I look at it and I upload it. 158 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,080 So there you go. 159 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,400 There's your audio one on one. 160 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,400 Yeah. 161 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:54,480 I was hoping it, I'm sure you expected to be fancier, but in this episode it's not. 162 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,480 Yeah. 163 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,480 It's not. 164 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,480 However, however. 165 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:03,400 So speaking of your setup here and what we were going to previously, what I was started 166 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,880 to talk about where you went into this voice memo thing. 167 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,560 Diagress like a mother. 168 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,560 Yeah. 169 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,080 Is tell everybody what you did. 170 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,080 Okay. 171 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:17,960 So in the world of podcasts, let's go back to 1987. 172 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960 No. 173 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,960 Podcast did not exist. 174 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,440 When podcasts were not here. 175 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:27,560 There's a, there's a lifestyle podcast called the swing nation. 176 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,960 There's no way you haven't heard it. 177 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:34,720 If you, if you listen to podcasts and they're probably, I would say they're probably the 178 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,680 biggest voice in the LS podcast community. 179 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:43,600 There's, there's like three or four monsters that are out there and they're definitely 180 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,560 like up there in a one, two or three. 181 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:50,360 There's, they kind of shuffle spots with a few others. 182 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,680 But they're also really known across the tick tock world. 183 00:09:54,680 --> 00:10:00,680 They're, you know, one of the big voices in the swing, excuse me, swing talk community. 184 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,280 Dan and Lacey with swing nation. 185 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,600 They do a parties and they're just like I said, a huge voice out there. 186 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,720 But anyways, they, basically their job is being that is their sole job. 187 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,680 They, they are professional swingers. 188 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,160 They do a very great job at it. 189 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:20,280 And they're one of my top podcast and they're one of the, one of the podcasts that actually 190 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,440 got me into doing podcasts. 191 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,800 Like you wanted to do it. 192 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:31,120 I was like, nah, but then I just, I really do enjoy listening to our podcasts. 193 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 It's funny. 194 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,520 It's informative. 195 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,160 And it's just good. 196 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,480 And they're a pretty hot couple too. 197 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 So that doesn't hurt. 198 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,480 Yeah. 199 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:45,600 So anyways, so they typically do just like a weekly podcast up until a couple of months 200 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:52,720 ago when they started Tuesday talks and Tuesday talks is a weekly episode. 201 00:10:52,720 --> 00:11:00,320 It's like typically like a 15 minute and they do like just answer one question, like a listener 202 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,880 asked question. 203 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:07,440 And every time they started off their thing, they would always like kind of tease like 204 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,640 we need a jingle. 205 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,640 We need a jingle. 206 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:14,040 And then Dan would sing some little silly thing and then everybody would laugh and move 207 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 on. 208 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,640 And I took that as a challenge. 209 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,920 I'm like, I can write jingles. 210 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,040 I'm a musician. 211 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,040 Some would say failed. 212 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,920 Some would say content. 213 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 Content. 214 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:32,880 So I took that as a personal challenge and I sat down and I wrote just a quick little 215 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,400 like 10 second jingle. 216 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,400 It was funny. 217 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,920 I'm quite proud of it. 218 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:43,920 And I sent it over to them and I think I'll go ahead and throw it in. 219 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:51,920 So today, which is Tuesday, Tuesday the 29th, they actually played it. 220 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,560 And lo and behold, they started it with my jingle. 221 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,880 And they had nothing but good things to say about it. 222 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,320 And Lacey was like, oh, this is it. 223 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,880 This is the jingle. 224 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:05,280 And then Dan was like, you know, it's great, but you know, let's keep the submissions coming. 225 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:11,320 So I'm probably going to send a few more because they're like, can anybody top Mr. Sweets and 226 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,320 his his jingle? 227 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,680 And I was like, well, it was all produced. 228 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,480 I might have my have your whole situation here. 229 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,240 Yeah, like they to the point where Lacey thought it was AI. 230 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,240 Yeah. 231 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,640 And you're like, I absolutely not AI wrote and recorded. 232 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:28,240 I recorded all of the instruments and the vocals. 233 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 Yes. 234 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,440 And I wrote it. 235 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:34,480 I remember when I was recording it, the vocals, you came up and you popped your head in the 236 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,480 studio. 237 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,480 You're like, why are you yelling? 238 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:41,120 I was like, why are we yelling the same thing over and over again? 239 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,000 It's called tracks double. 240 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You got to double your vocals. 241 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:53,680 But anyways, so right about now is when I'm going to play the the the jingle. 242 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,680 Listen. 243 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,680 Yeah. 244 00:12:55,680 --> 00:13:00,240 And then definitely check out if you haven't already, definitely check out the Swing Nation 245 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,680 podcast and all their fun stuff. 246 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:29,360 So here's the jingle. 247 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,360 And we're back everybody. 248 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,320 So hopefully you enjoyed that second. 249 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:39,920 And I do offer my services if you would like a jingle or a full song or something. 250 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,720 We were talking about that the two and a half men show the guy. 251 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,720 Yeah. 252 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Charlie Sheen. 253 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,720 Charlie Sheen character. 254 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720 That was his job. 255 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,720 And that's how he made all his money. 256 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,720 Yeah. 257 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,680 Apparently you can make millions and live in Malibu apparently by riding jingle. 258 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,680 So here we go. 259 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,720 So this is where we're putting our name in the hat. 260 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,600 And my R I mean your I have no musical abilities. 261 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:09,200 It was funny though this morning because we we live in California obviously and Swinger's 262 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,720 couch podcast Carlos and Ottom Sins. 263 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,560 They live in Florida and we are part of their Discord channel. 264 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,960 So make sure you join that. 265 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,120 I don't have the link. 266 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,360 I don't know what to look for right now. 267 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,200 But if you check out go to their podcast Swinger's couch podcast and in their links they'll have 268 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,640 like how to get on the Discord. 269 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,920 But basically if you know Discord it's just kind of like a big chat and just always like 270 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,880 naked pictures going back and forth and it's just a fun fun channel. 271 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:41,880 But anyways I got a message from that channel from Carlos saying congratulations to the 272 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,440 Swedes for being mentioned. 273 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,440 And I was like oh cool. 274 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,440 I didn't even get to hear it yet. 275 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:51,360 But I checked it out this morning and then before I went to work I came in and woke you 276 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,920 up and I was like maybe it's too early. 277 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:58,480 You know but you know you might be moving here within the next week because it kind of 278 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480 hit the big time. 279 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,480 Big time. 280 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,080 I'm just waiting for the checks to roll in. 281 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,000 So I have maybe I'm a professional jingle writer. 282 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 There we go. 283 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,040 But anyway so since we got mentioned on Swing Nation they did mention our podcast. 284 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,480 So we thought we might get a few listeners and we didn't want our last one that they 285 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,720 listened to to be. 286 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,120 To be one of our lower producers. 287 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,120 Lower yeah. 288 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,320 I don't want to say bad because they're all fun. 289 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,360 No and honestly we needed to do this anyway because we've literally been a little bit 290 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,360 slacky. 291 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:34,560 We've been slacky and we have a busy weekend coming up that we are not going to be able 292 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560 to do anything. 293 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560 So right. 294 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,840 And it's not an LS. 295 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 It's not an LS. 296 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,840 Unfortunately. 297 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:45,400 So that's the big news. 298 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,880 That's the biggest thing for the emergency. 299 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,080 Because I've already noticed like 50,000 downloads. 300 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,320 Our views already like doubled today. 301 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,320 Oh really? 302 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,320 Oh yeah. 303 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,880 The numbers already started like peeking up. 304 00:15:55,880 --> 00:16:02,000 So we just wanted to make sure we got out you know somewhat of a more legit episode. 305 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,320 And let anybody know that the one previous to this was not our normal episode. 306 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,040 That was a special. 307 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,040 We do those hitting the sweets with the streets. 308 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,600 So that's what happened to me. 309 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,200 Biskar's suite hit the street. 310 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,000 Oh yeah that's our. 311 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,520 More coming. 312 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:28,440 So yeah hitting the streets with the sweets is just a special like a bonus episode that 313 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,120 we do on our way to LS events and stuff like that for the people who have never heard us 314 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120 before. 315 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:38,600 But anyways if you haven't heard us before we are a long time married couple living in 316 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600 Southern California. 317 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,920 A very long time married couple. 318 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,000 Very long time. 319 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And yeah this is our. 320 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,880 Yeah we're still so young. 321 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,280 I am so amazing how young I am. 322 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,880 But no this is our podcast so if you're new this is your first one welcome. 323 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:58,920 This is our journey and our podcast is just us having fun us laughing. 324 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,360 It's a drinking show. 325 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,640 It's freestyle. 326 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,120 Freestyle we don't take ourselves seriously. 327 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:08,480 We don't edit unless we say something stupid that really needs to come out. 328 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,480 Yeah more if we were going to embarrass somebody else. 329 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,480 Yeah sometimes we say somebody's name or whatever. 330 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:21,080 We try to give all of our friends some cookie names so that nobody knows who they are. 331 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,920 Even other friends. 332 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920 Even them sometimes. 333 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920 Yeah even them sometimes. 334 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,920 Like wait what? 335 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,400 Wait are they talking about me? 336 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,320 So yeah welcome to all the new listeners and to all the old listeners thank you guys 337 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,320 so much for helping us hit. 338 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,120 The previous listeners. 339 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,120 Continued listeners. 340 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:40,520 We'll say continued listeners. 341 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:46,840 So we'll conclude this portion of the episode. 342 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,640 Thank you guys so much for all the continued listening and let's roll into what we did 343 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,280 this past weekend really quick. 344 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,600 So we had Halloween parties. 345 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,800 Halloween parties. 346 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,880 And one was Vanilla and then we went to an LS one. 347 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,880 This was on Saturday. 348 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880 This was on Saturday. 349 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,880 Yeah. 350 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,200 And you're still celebrating my birthday by the way. 351 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,480 Yes we're still celebrating Mr. Sweet's birthday. 352 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,480 Yes. 353 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,800 Of course the whole month of October is his birthday. 354 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,440 And probably the first couple weeks of November I'm thinking. 355 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,800 You didn't get enough. 356 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,800 No. 357 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,240 So we went to the Lust Party. 358 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,000 Yes the world famous Lust Party. 359 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,640 Yeah and it was actually a really good party actually. 360 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,880 There was several people who hadn't been for a while who went and we talked to them the 361 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,160 next day and they're like oh my god that was such a good party. 362 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,080 Like there was a really good turnout. 363 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:45,280 People knew and people who hadn't ever been there or people who had regularly come and 364 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:50,120 then people who had never been and people who didn't regularly come but showed up for 365 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 a few different events. 366 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,840 So it was just a really good crowd. 367 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,560 Yeah and we had quite a few listeners there as well. 368 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,560 Yes we've met previous and now listen as well. 369 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,560 Yeah exactly. 370 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:05,720 We met some people at Athena's actually who they came to Lust and they're listening. 371 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,440 Well I think he's a listener. 372 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,520 Most funny is that most people we meet I feel like it's always the guy that's more of the 373 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:17,960 listener and then the females always like I'm not really listening but he's told me 374 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:22,040 or he's mentioned it or he's brought it up or whatever. 375 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:27,480 He showed me or whatever but yeah it's mostly the guys that listen and that's what I found 376 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,560 with our listeners at least. 377 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,120 Like I said there's some women that listen but it seems to be the higher percentage. 378 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,840 Yeah the higher percentage that we meet is the guy who listens. 379 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:46,240 Anyway so we met some Athena's and then they came and some other people that we've met 380 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:50,600 at like Bia Vita and then our long time at Procibly. 381 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,280 What the fuck was I supposed to say there? 382 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,640 Probably and possibly. 383 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640 Possibly. 384 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640 Possibly. 385 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,040 Did you say possibly? 386 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:08,120 Possibly one of our first listeners ever the vet couple were there. 387 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,840 Yes they're there frequently but yeah. 388 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 We haven't seen them. 389 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,680 We haven't seen them in a minute. 390 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,880 They were there to congratulate us on our numbers. 391 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:24,640 They're always so supportive of us and our journey and they're always good listeners. 392 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,600 I had a little fun with her. 393 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600 Did you? 394 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 I did. 395 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,680 I don't think we talked about this because I did tell you didn't I tell you that he 396 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,680 came up to me? 397 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,680 No. 398 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,800 I did but you must have forgot. 399 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,680 Something that had a lot happened to me that night. 400 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,200 So what happened? 401 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,520 It was not a whole lot. 402 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:53,280 It was just he lifted her shirt up and me and you. 403 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:59,480 Oh we're like grabbing her butt and licking her nipples. 404 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:06,400 You had you and her had kind of previously messed around. 405 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,560 Well yeah she's into girls. 406 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:14,480 And she was never really into me personally because that's not their dynamic. 407 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,480 Right. 408 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,440 We've talked about this before and I'm perfectly fine with it. 409 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,360 But something slightly changed that night because all I know is I had a mouthful of 410 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 boob. 411 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,360 Yeah. 412 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,360 So baby steps. 413 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:31,000 And he came up to me later in the night and was like can I can we can I kiss you. 414 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,880 And I was like sure. 415 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,360 So we made out a little bit. 416 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:42,400 But that like I previously like the first day like the first time we actually met them 417 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,800 I sucked his dick. 418 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,280 But that was it. 419 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:52,800 And then I found out their dynamic was more like about her and her journey and her liking 420 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 women. 421 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,840 And I'm also watching him getting pleased. 422 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,840 Okay. 423 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,840 I didn't. 424 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,840 Yeah. 425 00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,840 I didn't realize that. 426 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,440 I believe because you had asked her at that night. 427 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,880 She was okay with like I of course I asked and it was fine. 428 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,480 I think that's what it was. 429 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,920 She's like she's just not into other guys. 430 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,400 So I actually the part of her watching him getting pleased I didn't realize like that 431 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,400 was part of it because I'm pretty sure in the previous times we've been after so after 432 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,400 that since we've hung out with them and I've kind of known their dynamic more of like her 433 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,320 with girls. 434 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:31,960 I've not like I mean we're always like talking to them and everything but I'm not like viewed 435 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:37,160 it as like he would want to do anything more with me because I just never saw that as their 436 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160 dynamic. 437 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,360 So I was so anyway needless to say I was surprised. 438 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 Yeah. 439 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:46,520 When he came up to me was like I was like can I kiss you and I'm like yeah like she was 440 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,560 the one a while back when I was like can I kiss you. 441 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,560 She's like no I'm good. 442 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560 Yeah. 443 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,560 I'm like okay. 444 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,560 That's cool. 445 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,560 I love it. 446 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,560 I love honesty. 447 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,560 No I'm good. 448 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,560 I'm alrighty then. 449 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:04,960 So yeah so that and then I do remember that we were kind of like playing around with her 450 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:10,760 a little bit because she was a Wednesday Adams but then she'd had a like lingerie underneath 451 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,880 her like Wednesday Adams dress. 452 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:20,400 So that was fun and then what else like you your goal was to get as many blowjobs as possible 453 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,800 so how did you do on that. 454 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,320 I don't remember. 455 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,360 I know you got at least one. 456 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:35,880 No there's there's I know I got quite a few just the details from that night are really 457 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,560 really murky at the moment. 458 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:48,000 So you guys know how concussions work though there's I was definitely having a good time. 459 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,680 There's one point I walked out of a bathroom and you were you were giving head to someone 460 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:59,480 and I kind of walked up I was like what's going on her and then his partner was like 461 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,480 let me show you. 462 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,480 Yeah. 463 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:11,040 And so I get there and then there's a few others without naming names but at one point 464 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,280 I have a friend or we have a friend we have a couple friend. 465 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,360 How can we describe when we've talked about them before. 466 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,040 I know when I was thinking do we not give them you're talking about the girl you went 467 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,040 down on. 468 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,520 Yes we didn't spoiler alert. 469 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520 Sorry. 470 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 I we didn't give them a name. 471 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520 We didn't. 472 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,360 So at the party he was Mr. He was Dr. Feelgood. 473 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360 Okay. 474 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,640 I didn't even catch that. 475 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,640 Yeah. 476 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,080 So Mr. and Mrs. Feelgood. 477 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,040 Look we'll go with that. 478 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,040 So they were like I know we've talked about them before but we they were the couple that 479 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,800 goes way back in the day. 480 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:51,040 If you listen to our previous episodes way back in the day we went to a Halloween party 481 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,000 and a different one. 482 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Yeah. 483 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Yeah. 484 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,720 Many years ago and there was this particular woman I was messing around with her and you 485 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,520 were unsure if the husband was into you. 486 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,560 Yeah me which is clarified. 487 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:11,080 And then since then he's he's become a podcast listener and he now on multiple occasions 488 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,080 has said yes. 489 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,080 I need to clear that up. 490 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,400 I am very much into you. 491 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:23,880 But she she is my she's my chocolate milkshake. 492 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,760 That's how I'm going to describe it. 493 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,000 It's just I don't know. 494 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,480 She's got great energy. 495 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,480 Her energy. 496 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480 She's sexy. 497 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,480 Her vibe. 498 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,480 Her confidence. 499 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480 Yeah her confidence. 500 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480 She knows what she wants. 501 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:41,760 Those are three things that just I'm a I'm a fan of. 502 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,760 Yeah. 503 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,840 When you let it known to be let it known to me that you're into me. 504 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,840 Yeah. 505 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,840 Then I'm good. 506 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,840 Yeah. 507 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:51,840 And she definitely does. 508 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,840 Yeah. 509 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,640 I think she's called her call me like her little white boy or something like that at some point 510 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,640 something to that something to that phase and I'll take it. 511 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:10,640 And so yeah at one point in the evening I escorted her over to a couple of chairs and 512 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,920 I peeled her legs back and I proceeded to as some of our friends that witnesses I just 513 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,920 went all. 514 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,920 Yeah. 515 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,640 When you go in having a good old time I go in. 516 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,640 I don't do anything. 517 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640 The memory to fade. 518 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,640 I don't like I remember doing all of that. 519 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:33,040 I had to go back when I had to turn out its business. 520 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,040 And yeah. 521 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,600 I saw I actually didn't see you're like you looked over there. 522 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,600 I didn't see you going down on her. 523 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,040 She was probably going more up. 524 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,040 Yeah. 525 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,560 The angle was more up. 526 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:51,680 So I saw her with your hand like you like her you guys like she had your hand and you 527 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:59,360 guys were like walking towards the outside playrooms and you're walking like that way 528 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:07,160 and then I looked away and then all of a sudden there's commotion and I'm like then I look 529 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:16,320 back and you're being helped up off the ground and I was like what the hell happened. 530 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,880 So I walk over there and I'm like I was on the ground when you came over. 531 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,880 Yeah. 532 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,960 That's I said you were on the ground like people are helping you get up helping me up. 533 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960 Yeah. 534 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,960 I was okay. 535 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,260 No you were still on the ground like you were on all fours and people were helping you 536 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,840 up when I went over there. 537 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,960 So I'm coming over there and I'm just seeing blood and I'm seeing it in your mouth and 538 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,080 I'm worried about your teeth. 539 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,520 I'm like that was the first thing I thought of. 540 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,000 I was like I've knocked my teeth out a couple of times. 541 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yeah. 542 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,640 I'm like looking at you and I'm like I'm like smile. 543 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,640 Let me see your teeth. 544 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640 Let me see your teeth. 545 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,640 You're bleeding. 546 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,520 I'm like is it from your teeth and then I'm like I think it's from his nose. 547 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,000 I'm like let me see your teeth and I'm like they look okay. 548 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,280 They look okay. 549 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,400 So then we get you like ice and your nose was bleeding and you really didn't know what 550 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,400 happened. 551 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,200 You're kind of out of it. 552 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:10,680 So later we found out from a friend who we went out with the following day that what 553 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,680 had happened. 554 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,200 Like he had seen what happened. 555 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,160 You and I devised a bunch of potential scenarios. 556 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,320 Yeah we were like talking about everything like what could have happened. 557 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320 You tripped. 558 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,320 You dropped your phone. 559 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,680 Went to get it and then. 560 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:28,720 Because here's the thing is as I've talked about before I control the music with my phone. 561 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,680 I you know quote unquote DJ I've gotten shit from other people because it's not DJ. 562 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,560 It's not DJing but you do provide the music. 563 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560 If you look up DJ. 564 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560 Oh my God. 565 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,040 Are we getting into this. 566 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,000 It's literally says nothing about a fucking controller. 567 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 I tore a table. 568 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 No. 569 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Okay. 570 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 So anyways. 571 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 For the record you do that as well. 572 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 I do that as well. 573 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It's not this party. 574 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,120 So I was I was I carry normally I put my phone in a pocket but I was wearing like these brief 575 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,840 boxers that didn't have a pocket. 576 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,840 Right. 577 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,920 So I was playing the music and there was multiple times throughout the night where I dropped 578 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,280 my phone. 579 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:09,680 So in my head I'm thinking I must have like I was walking and I dropped it and I bent over 580 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:15,080 to pick it up and just you know being drinking drunk that I just you know did a header. 581 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,160 Yeah. 582 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,280 And it all makes perfect sense. 583 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:25,280 But I just remember like that night waking up and having blood all over and you checking 584 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:29,480 my teeth and I was like fuck that hurt. 585 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,480 Yeah. 586 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,240 But then we stayed for a little bit longer because yeah we stayed longer. 587 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,520 I wasn't like I'm not in my night on that. 588 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520 Right. 589 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520 Excuse me. 590 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,480 And I choked up thinking about it. 591 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480 So we talked to our friend the next day. 592 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,480 Yeah. 593 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,560 We've seen it and he was like he goes no I'll tell you what happened. 594 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:59,320 And he said you were walking across with Mrs. Feelgood and I like chocolate milkshake. 595 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:06,480 And he goes and you stopped and you put your you leaned on a table that was there like a 596 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,880 water table like a table that had like a water jug on it. 597 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,840 And he's like and then the table basically collapsed like flipped like underneath you 598 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:20,040 and the water jug like then fell on top of you oddly enough it didn't break. 599 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,320 You broke it's fall I guess. 600 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,320 Yeah. 601 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320 And it was glass. 602 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,360 You know that's that probably caught me in the eye too. 603 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,360 Maybe. 604 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:34,400 Because yeah all of that happened and then we we we party a little bit after we went 605 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,560 to Jack in a box. 606 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560 Yeah. 607 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,080 And then you were trying to keep me up because you thought I was like if you have a concussion 608 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,120 you can't go to sleep. 609 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:49,560 And I again this is all I don't I don't think I had a concussion because I showed zero 610 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:55,240 symptoms outside of being knocked out which apparently I was told by our friend that I 611 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,000 was out for like a minute. 612 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,120 Yeah. 613 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:04,400 But I wasn't showing any other symptoms like I woke up I was alert I knew where I was and 614 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,360 in fact one of the first things I did. 615 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,680 Oh yeah our friends are like one of the first things you did was grab your phone and we're 616 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,120 like this song is shit and change the music and they're like as I'm like gushing blood 617 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,120 on my nose. 618 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,280 I was like you know if I'm if I'm gonna die I'm gonna die to a good song. 619 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,280 Okay. 620 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,120 So it's a little dramatic. 621 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,800 It was very dramatic but so I don't think I actually got a concussion but yeah you were 622 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,280 trying to keep me up that night. 623 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,280 Yeah. 624 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,520 And I well your eye still doesn't look great. 625 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,600 Like you're basically your eye is black. 626 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,920 It looks like you're like one eye is like an 80s rock band. 627 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,520 And the other eye is not an 80s rock band. 628 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:51,440 When I woke up on Sunday morning I remember I woke up and I was like I woke up and my 629 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,920 whole face was swollen. 630 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,920 Yeah. 631 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 I'm like ow. 632 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,920 Yeah like above your eye was swollen. 633 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,640 Yeah my top of my right side of my forehead was swollen. 634 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,920 My nose was red swollen. 635 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:11,400 My eye was swollen and then my top right part of my gums and my jaw were swollen. 636 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,680 Yeah. 637 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,240 I fucking ate shit. 638 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,320 Yeah so we're like maybe you hit the table regardless. 639 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,320 You either hit the ground or the table or all the above. 640 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,320 I hit the table. 641 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,320 The table hit me. 642 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,320 I hit the ground. 643 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,200 The ground hit back. 644 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,920 The water jug probably caught me. 645 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,920 I don't know. 646 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:33,360 I got I've fallen and I've hit my head before but I the range. 647 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:39,080 Of the swelling was so far. 648 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Yeah. 649 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,440 Like I felt like yeah. 650 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440 But anyway. 651 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,440 You survived. 652 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:51,160 So I woke up Sunday and I took a shower and immediately texted our friends and confirmed 653 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,880 that our football party plans were still actually intact. 654 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,440 So we were going to go out with some friends for football and the ones that had seen what 655 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,800 had happened. 656 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:06,160 They texted in the morning they're like so are we still on for football at the bar. 657 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,360 And we're like let's go. 658 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,280 Because they were like are you OK. 659 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,440 Like I'm not OK but let's go. 660 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:19,920 So we rallied and went to the bar to watch the football game. 661 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,120 It took me it took me a couple of drinks to I was cloudy. 662 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,120 Yeah. 663 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,080 I woke up and like very cloudy. 664 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,720 But I think it was mostly hangover cloud. 665 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720 Yeah. 666 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,720 But I did have like a headache. 667 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,040 I'm like all right let's take some good news as you woke up. 668 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,720 I did wake up this time. 669 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,760 Yes I did wake up. 670 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,120 I'm like a cockroach. 671 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:50,000 It takes a lot more than a mild head injury to damper my party. 672 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,120 So then yeah we were we're Charger fans in case I don't think have we talked about that. 673 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,280 I don't think so. 674 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:03,040 We are Charger fans and we went out to one of our local bars and met a bunch of LS friends. 675 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,880 A lot of LS friends came out. 676 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:10,360 We put a rendezvous out on Cassidy and a bunch of people came out. 677 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,680 And so Chargers won. 678 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,280 Chargers won against the Saints. 679 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,920 And then our which I actually I think is my chocolate milkshakes team. 680 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,920 Oh yeah. 681 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,920 You had said that because we were talking about if they would come out too. 682 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,640 But I don't think we didn't actually reach out directly. 683 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,000 But anyway. 684 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:38,800 So we were so the friends we were with at the bar we had been out with obviously the night 685 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,120 before but also the weekend before we were we did the same thing. 686 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,880 We went to the same bar to watch. 687 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,040 I mean the Chargers weren't playing but the their team was watch the Raiders. 688 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,920 Yeah the Raiders were playing. 689 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:58,000 So we so the I think I named them the Steelworkers. 690 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,360 Yes I was trying to watch your head baby. 691 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:06,240 Mr. and Mrs. on the TV Mr. and Mrs. Steelworker. 692 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:13,600 So we went out with them and then Mrs. Steelworker she was drinking Jack and Coke and got slammer. 693 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,840 We talked about last weekend. 694 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,560 Yeah and apparently previous week. 695 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,320 Yeah the previous weekend. 696 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,040 And apparently after we had left. 697 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:26,680 Well first of all the first before while we were still there she was like we go to another 698 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:32,840 bar and she just starts making out like hardcore with like some of our other friends. 699 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,520 Beard to be exact. 700 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,000 And so and me too. 701 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000 And you yeah. 702 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,440 So first it was beard and then it was you and then she so she was just like kind of 703 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,280 all over the place and then apparently so then we left we left and apparently she told 704 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,480 us because when we seen her this past weekend she wasn't drinking whiskey and coke she was 705 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,800 drinking high noons and we're like oh why are you being like so low key and she's like 706 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,240 well I don't we don't need another like weekend like last weekend because she apparently after 707 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:09,280 she after we left she was like running around the town hiding in bushes because she didn't 708 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:15,320 want to leave and her husband was trying to get her to leave and she was like hiding in 709 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,440 basically plain sight but like thinking. 710 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,520 Like peekaboo when you're like when you're a kid and you think people can't see you because 711 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:30,680 you can't see them and so she was like yeah it was a whole situation she was like texting 712 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,280 random people and just like she was like it was just bad so she's like I'm trying to minimize 713 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,040 that okay fast forward so that's the whole situation so she was using high noon not to 714 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:45,640 do all this right so then she's she's doing that and I'm like super hung over from the 715 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,800 night before and I'm like I need to drink some water or something and then and then 716 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,080 they're like okay shots and I was like oh my god so they which is a good substitute for 717 00:36:54,080 --> 00:37:00,240 water yeah so they bring out just shots of the girls for some reason so all of us girls 718 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:07,520 took a shot I had fireball and so we take the shot that that bar then we go to another 719 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:13,280 bar and then one of the other guys thought it was a great idea to buy again all the just 720 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:20,760 the girls shots so I get another fireball shot and then another guy is like oh well he 721 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,640 bought all the girls shots I'm gonna buy all the girls shots so he buys all of us shots 722 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:31,800 then we do like a Mexican candy shot and then I don't know who else bought the last shot 723 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:38,000 to be honest with you but another shot goes comes out and it's Mexican candy shot so we've 724 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:46,120 now done four shots and I was also drinking truly's and I had been drinking vodka so 725 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,960 earlier than they you know I had been drinking Bloody Mary's and vodka so does as a previous 726 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:58,520 bar so a lot of drinking happening and then shots so then the Mrs. Steelworker she we're 727 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:04,240 in a vanilla bar she's like getting her tips out and we're like you have to put your tips 728 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:09,800 back in like I I was telling her I'm like I never want to hear myself saying this but 729 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,240 you need to put your tips away and ladies like I got her tips out and then I'm wearing 730 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:21,080 kind of like a crop top shirt that's loose and you had me take my broth previously in 731 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,640 the day like did a vote at the table and was like should she take her broth yes or no so 732 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:31,240 then I took my broth so I had no brawn and this little crop top like barely hanging on 733 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:41,360 shirt and so I'm jumping around and then a total under boo was happening and then Mrs. 734 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:47,680 Steelworker's got her tips out so then our other friend the husband he's standing next 735 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:53,960 to me and he's trying to hold my shirt down so that we don't get kicked out of this bar 736 00:38:53,960 --> 00:39:01,360 because I'm just dancing with my hands in the air and like raising my shirt like the 737 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:07,120 roof and there's so many messy pictures I'm like oh my gosh my feet like it's just yeah 738 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,560 I'm trying I was trying to find the song but there's the I think the DJ Khaled song was 739 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:17,240 like put your hands up yeah and they stay there and they stay there and you put your 740 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:23,240 hands up and then he would grab your shirt pull it down like holding onto my shirt for 741 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:28,840 dear life yeah appropriate for a vanilla bar so then at some point I just like we need 742 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,240 to get out of here because yeah everybody was like getting really really fun but I mean 743 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:39,240 it's Sunday and it's like six maybe yeah we had to get home yeah we need to get out of 744 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:48,440 here so we get in the Uber and about and it's not that far maybe 15 minutes from our from 745 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:55,720 the bar to our house so apparently at some point in the Uber I just yeah so passed out 746 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:01,400 I don't know so we're driving and you're like you said something like I'm not feeling good 747 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,240 I'm not feeling good I'm like all right baby we only have you know 10 minutes left or whatever 748 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:10,520 all right baby we only have five minutes left at some point your head just went bro and 749 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,960 just kind of like fell into my shoulder I'm like well I'm thinking if she's passed out 750 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:19,240 she's probably not throwing up sick so so we start pulling into our neighborhood and 751 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:25,720 we're way at the end and the Uber driver starts to slow down and I'm like no no no keep going 752 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:30,760 because I'm like I'm gonna have to walk you all the way the driveway and up the stairs 753 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:36,200 just I want to get as close as this Uber driver can get yeah he pulls us all the way to the end 754 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:43,560 and as the has the cars come into a stop you know his his his app says you know you have arrived 755 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:50,360 at your destination or whatever but it wasn't in English so I don't know what language it was um 756 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:58,680 I don't think it was Spanish because but it was just another language so it said another language 757 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:07,800 and you just went what the fuck and the driver started laughing because you were just like you 758 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:16,520 went from being silent for like the last five minutes of the drive to what the fuck I'm like oh 759 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:24,200 god this is the start of a fun night so we get upstairs I basically carried you out of the Uber 760 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:30,760 yeah I know it's that and then uh yeah we started heading upstairs I have to walk you up the stairs 761 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:38,040 and then you get me into bed I get you in the bed and then I'm just like babe oh no I got you in 762 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:43,000 the bed I tucked you in I thought my night was good yeah I thought all right cool this is all good 763 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,680 so I go downstairs and I throw a you know a steak and cheese and a microwave and I'm all one minute 764 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:57,720 30 seconds it's all ding and I go in to grab my plate I heard babe I was like what so I run upstairs 765 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:05,320 and I'm throwing you're throwing up in bed and I'm like I'm like okay it's fine it's not our first 766 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:12,360 rodeo you know we all party right this is what happens when you party sometimes yeah you just 767 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:17,560 you just party too hard and especially two days in a row two days in a row shit happens so um 768 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:24,520 so I get you uh I get well we continue just let you throw up just gonna be like all right yeah 769 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,160 whatever we have to take all the sheets off anyway it's not gonna change just get out as much as you 770 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:36,760 can and then I got you into the shower and then you sat on our oral bench and we turned on the 771 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,240 hot water and you were sitting on the oral bench just having a good time and then I'm like I'm 772 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:47,960 changing the sheets and you know washing out stuff in the sink and and then I come back around the 773 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:54,600 corner and in your land on our flower floor in the shower and it's it's a recently remodeled shower 774 00:42:54,600 --> 00:43:00,760 it's a party shower it's a big shower like I like I'm tall and I can lay fully out it and have plenty 775 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:06,600 of room so you're laying you're just laying on your and it has dual heads so I laid with my head 776 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,240 not under the water one that was I was under the water was on the one where my legs were 777 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:20,520 so I'm like I was good you're good so I come around the corner I'm like okay so I'm I'm not 778 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,640 I'm not nearly as drunk as you are but I'm you didn't do any shots they only bought the shots I 779 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:30,680 was drinking I was doing long islands I mean I was I was feeling good but it was the shots it was 780 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:36,280 like back to back to back shots but I was the responsible adult in this particular episode so 781 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:44,760 so you've had our moments with me being the opposite right so I was like all right cool so our our 782 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:51,880 our shower it's it's got like a ledge to it so if you block the drain it could flood yeah so at one 783 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:58,120 point your butt cheek was blocking the drain so the water was starting to rise I mean it's only 784 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:03,400 going to go like two and a half inches so it's not like a drowning thing but it's a flood in our 785 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:08,680 bathroom yeah so I had to go in there and like pick your butt up so it would unplug the drain 786 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:16,680 yeah and then at one point you rolled over on your side 787 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:24,600 and then I'm like just leave me here and I was like no babe I can't like I'll let you stay in 788 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:30,440 there for a little bit longer but I mean like I can't leave you in here like at some point I 789 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:36,840 as well would like to go to bed so like I'm fine with you being messy just just move the messy to 790 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:42,520 the bed and then you're in there on you're laying on your side there for probably about an hour 791 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:48,360 really you're in there for a bit and then time flies when you're drunk I was having a really fun 792 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:54,360 when you're fast out and then because I went in there a few times I was like let's go and you're 793 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:59,000 like no I'm like well I'm not gonna I'm not gonna physically drag you out of the shower right like 794 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,240 you have to be a will-in participant so I went back in there and then finally you're like okay 795 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:11,560 let's go and then um you didn't tell what you did first though what oh we're gonna talk about that 796 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:21,880 all right so we have this thing we have an agreement um that I basically have 797 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:34,840 open consent to basically do whatever I want to her whenever I want to so oftentimes when she 798 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:43,320 um gets too drunk but you're horny I punish her by fucking her while she's drunk so um 799 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:50,840 at one point while she was in the shower uh she she was she was on her side and I was like 800 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:59,000 now and I rolled you back over on your back and uh yeah you're like I'm good at that's a perfectly 801 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,240 good hole let's go so you went down on me too didn't you I went down on you and I I vaguely 802 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:13,960 remember this yeah and I got the toys yeah I got the whips no whips that's crazy but um yeah so I 803 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:20,760 I was fucking you while you're you were drunk but you were awake yeah I vaguely remember it you 804 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:25,960 were making noises and stuff but I kept banging your head into the top of the shower 805 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:33,000 the problem is you probably didn't feel good on your knees no because I was having to 806 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:39,720 uh let my legs spread open to like and my left leg was catching on the the tub rail and then my 807 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:46,920 right was catching on the wall so it was not comfortable whatsoever yeah and it wasn't like a 808 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,840 long experience so it's more of like I can do this right now because I looked in the shower 809 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:57,960 earlier that day yes in a different position two different positions yes I sat on you in the reverse 810 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:06,200 yes and then standing standing I fully bent over standing over that I was like a human pretzel 811 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:14,200 yes so we've made use of the shower yeah but then at some point I finished all that I'm like 812 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:20,200 you know I'm gonna hurt so much in the morning your face your knees your back my knees my back 813 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,960 I'm like I'm getting too old for all this like my pussy yeah my crack so I'm like in my head 814 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,320 I was kind of like I'm gonna get you in bed and I'm gonna continue yeah I'm gonna continue 815 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:38,760 you know punishing you in the bed and at some point I did get you up and then I got you in the 816 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:49,880 bed and uh yeah it's kind of like finally my night was coming to me so we yeah nice clean sheets 817 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:59,960 we had we're both a mess you fell your face got punished and then the following day I got 818 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:05,160 way too drunk I haven't gotten that drunk in a long time no it's gonna happen but it was the shots 819 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,960 like the shots literally every time yeah because it was like literally back to back to back like 820 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:20,200 within an hour or two four shots yeah plus drinks so the moral of the story is we had a good weekend 821 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:25,960 we had a great fucking weekend there's a few parts in there I could have done without right 822 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:33,240 but you know what what's the saying I don't know there's a probably a saying in there that would 823 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:37,400 really work yeah we had a fun weekend though it was juice worth the squeeze the juice was worth 824 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:43,880 the squeeze you got blowjobs apparently you don't remember all of them I don't remember all of them 825 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,600 a lot of that night was a blowjob 826 00:48:51,160 --> 00:49:00,360 oh apparently oh apparently I told another another friend friend that he missed his 827 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:05,080 opportunity to get a blowjob I do not remember that and they actually gave you a birthday gift 828 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:14,200 yes so one of our friends and then also podcast listener starla vick they they wrote me a nice 829 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:20,680 nice card and they brought me a buzz bomb buzz bomb buzz ball yeah big one it's a 830 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,800 like a giant but it's a huge buzz ball or whatever it was just slightly smaller than a bowling ball 831 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,320 yeah they actually brought that to um to the to the party for your birthday yes and apparently I had 832 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:36,040 told him he missed his opportunity for a blowjob I don't remember that so if you're listening 833 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:44,520 your opportunity is not completely missed because I will blow you maybe maybe it was me that missed 834 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:50,920 the opportunity with him I don't know shit that the night like I'm telling you concussions will 835 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:59,560 fuck you up anyways I don't remember saying that thank you so much you guys for the gift 836 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:09,720 and for listening they are they're sweetums my fellow sweetums um but anyways guys guys guys guys 837 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:16,200 so we have so much coming up first off in case you guys didn't catch the the last episode we do 838 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:25,960 actually have a phone number um 951 226 5261 you can text us there you can leave us voicemails if 839 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:32,520 you text I'll probably text you back um you can also find us we have a community on Cassidy if you 840 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:41,400 just look up the sweet side of life we're uh we're in talks about uh becoming a uh getting 841 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:52,760 sponsored by sdc um we got a lot of stuff in the works so guys thank you it's like where are you 842 00:50:52,760 --> 00:51:00,760 going with this I'm totally freestyling a lot of podcasts have a piece of paper no I have we got 843 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:06,680 nothing we barely have brain cells we sit down before episode and we say what are we what are we 844 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:11,720 gonna talk about and I say we'll figure it out I'll figure it out and then I hit the record button 845 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:18,040 and then it's just literally a stream of conscious conscious made off the top of our head which is 846 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:23,080 not always a good thing no especially when you're fresh off a concussion yeah I don't think you had 847 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:28,360 a concussion I don't think so either um I've had concussions before and that didn't feel like it 848 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:34,760 yeah definitely fucked me up a little bit though yeah um your eye looks crazy yeah looks pretty dope 849 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:40,680 um is there anything else we want to talk about we talked about swinger's couch podcast check them 850 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,880 out swing the nation podcast our jingle thanks for the shout out thanks for the shout out thank you 851 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:51,320 starlet vick for the birthday wishes thank you vet couple thank you my chocolate milkshake 852 00:51:54,840 --> 00:52:01,000 dtf less party through another fun party I kiss dr. feel good what's up I kiss dr. okay there you go 853 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,720 yeah I was trying to think what else I did that night I'm like it's a little bit I have a friend 854 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:12,680 I know I have a friend that took pictures and I was like I was like I do not remember doing that so 855 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:18,680 so they have this thing he has this thing with taking a picture of my butt against somebody 856 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:25,320 else's who has a big butt mine is always the biggest it's like a butt-on-butt crime oh speaking 857 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:33,480 of butt-on-butt crime we we have a um uh we have to get her permissions but we have a uh 858 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:40,120 a lady that modeled her butt with our podcast sticker oh yeah we have to get the permissions on 859 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:48,360 that we have a uh our friends from michigan our what are we gonna call them i don't know 860 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:53,480 we'll figure out a name from them michigan friends we'll figure out they actually have names but I 861 00:52:53,480 --> 00:53:02,040 like off the tommy and tommy and Liz Liz yeah yeah so they're our friends from michigan we have not 862 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:08,280 done a uh interview a FaceTime interview with them we haven't we need to we talked about doing it but 863 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,200 it's a time zone thing yeah we haven't done it yet there's a lot going we're supposed to be doing 864 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:17,400 interview with swinger's podcast but he made us a logo yeah he made us a new logo for our 865 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:23,080 podcast um I don't think it's completely done yet but we're gonna be making merch I think you 866 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:31,560 were saying you wanted to do t-shirts and temporary tattoos and and like pens and like no pads and 867 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:40,760 shit yeah let's write notes to each other posters um yeah we're gonna post we're gonna 868 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:47,400 commercialize this motherfucker um anyways I think that's gonna be it for now um is there anything 869 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,200 things we have coming up what do we have coming up we have nothing yet not well we're do we are 870 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:57,000 doing the plush we've gotten a lot of questions about that the plush yes yeah the new year's eve 871 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,520 plush party down in San Diego so we're doing that that's our next big event yeah we don't have 872 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:08,520 anything in November we have we have some like local parties we might go to but as far as big 873 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,720 events november's kind of chill yeah and then december we'll see how december happens but at 874 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:19,720 the end december obviously the plush party so um so if you guys are going to that drop us a line 875 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:25,560 let us know well yeah if there's enough interest we might do like a like a podcast meeting greet 876 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,960 or something like that at the event you know everybody can just come into our room and 877 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:40,840 like meet my meat oh my gosh they could meet and greet my meat oh geez we should probably close 878 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,920 us out i'm getting kind of tired you're getting kind of delusional yeah it's a concussion 879 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:51,880 so when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and 880 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:57,400 keep shaking it up and don't hit your head on the concrete that's not part of it all right love you 881 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:07,400 baby don't do that love you too if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at 882 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:13,560 the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com or you can always find us on any one of our 883 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:25,720 socials that are listed in the podcast links