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Hello.
It's the sweets.
We didn't die.
Yet.
We...
You're not rid of us yet.
We realized we haven't put out a podcast in three weeks.
We didn't just realize this.
Four weeks?
No, it's like three.
Three weeks?
It'll probably be four weeks by the time we get another one out, like a real one.
Not a hit in the streets with the sweets.
We just...
You got sick.
I was sick a little bit.
The throat wasn't feeling the greatest.
Life.
We had a bunch of other stuff going on.
And we do have...
Two weekends ago we had something to talk about actually, because we went out with beard
and butt.
Yeah.
And we had a good weekend.
We ended up spending essentially the entire weekend with him.
Basically, yeah.
So that was fun.
We'll have to talk about that on our actual podcast.
But first off, why are we doing a hit in the streets with the sweets?
So we are on our way to Athena's Halloween party.
You said that very dramatically.
Did I?
Halloween.
Halloween party.
I'm gonna call it the Horween party.
The Horween party.
Horrors and weenies party.
There you go.
Horrors and weenies.
So that's where we're headed to.
So it's a hitting the streets with the sweets is what you get from us after three weeks
of nothing.
But...
Yeah.
We will get it back.
We'll get back on track.
Holy shitballs.
Traffic is stopping.
And I am too.
Good.
So...
That's the idea.
We were gonna do one a couple of days ago, but then we were tired.
And we were gonna do one last night, but then we were tired.
So...
I didn't know we were doing one last night.
It was a potential...
You didn't say anything to me.
Well, because I didn't want you to get your hopes up.
Because what you do is you get me drinking.
You're like, hey, we're gonna do a podcast and you get me drinking in the middle of the
week.
And then you're like, nevermind.
I'm tired.
I'm like, why the hell did I start drinking that in the middle of the fucking week?
Yeah, what we had talked about before is most of our podcasts, we don't start recording
until like 10 or 11 o'clock and it's typically a weekday night.
So, yeah, I get tired.
So, sometimes, you know, we...
We have real jobs.
We go in with the best intentions, but then it just...
I'm sitting there and get tired and we get absorbed into our below deck reality shows.
And before you know it, I'm yawning.
And it's bedtime.
And the Jersey Shore.
The Jersey Shore, yeah.
We do all the cheeseball shows, but...
So we just decided to do a kind of a quick hit in the street with the sweets.
Just to keep you guys updated, we, like she said, we are still alive.
We are still alive and we are still doing things.
And we do have some stuff to talk about, but today we're going to Athena's.
What is your costume?
I wouldn't necessarily call...
I'm not a costume guy.
What I like to do is get a shirt that has perverted funny saying on it that loosely fits the theme.
And then I wear that.
So tonight, it's obviously just Halloween.
So I am just a human breathalyzer.
So I have just a shirt that says like, you know, something out below me to see how fun
you are or something to that effect.
So I hopefully will be checking a lot of BACs tonight.
A lot of people's blood alcohol levels.
Because it is my birthday weekend.
Happy birthday.
We need lots of...
We need lots of BAC checks.
Yes.
Speaking of birthdays, it was also Carlos from Swinger's Couch birthday just a couple of
days ago.
So happy birthday Carlos.
Happy birthday.
So in this court chat, I asked if a dick pic would be appropriate.
And he said not for him, but Autumn would love one.
So let me...
I'll have to rifle through my photo, see if I can find one.
But so yeah, happy birthday Carlos.
Happy birthday me.
Happy birthday you.
Happy birthday Carlos.
So yeah.
All you Libra...
Libra children.
So yeah.
So what else can we talk about here today?
Kind of keeping it brief, but not too cray.
Well you didn't ask me what I was going to be.
Oh yeah, what are you going to be?
You're rude.
Well you don't even know what you're going to be.
I know, I know.
I have two costumes.
I'm not sure.
Because we do have other Halloween parties to go to.
Yeah, we're doing.
The DTF Lest Party next Saturday, the 26th.
And you're still going to be celebrating your birthday there as well.
Yes.
Any parties...
In October.
Within the latter, second half of October are considered my birthday parties.
So I might be a human breathalyzer at that party too.
Most likely.
Most likely we're sticking with that.
It really depends on how well it treats me tonight.
Yeah.
Well we'll know a lot more people at the Lest Party than this one.
This one's a lot bigger I think.
That's what she said.
Yeah, the party itself is going to be bigger, but it's not in our...
Our exact relative area.
So there's definitely going to be less people that we know now.
So you're going to get better stranger.
I'll get more strange.
More stranger blows.
Last year you were...
I was a firefighter and you were a candle.
Oh yeah.
Because it was your birthday and you're like, blow me.
Yeah.
Or it's my birthday, blow me out or something like that.
Something like that.
Blow me, something like that.
I'm not sure for the other party I said pretend on my candle...
Or pretend...
Yeah, pretend on my candle.
Yeah, and blow me.
Yeah.
So yeah, always...
Somehow you always find a costume shirt that tells people to blow you.
Yeah.
Intestine.
Why not?
It's my Amazon special.
Yeah, all of this can be found on Amazon and we are not sponsored by them.
Although by the looks of our front porch 99% of the time we should be.
But anyway, I haven't decided, I was set on what I was going to wear and then I kind
of thought maybe I'll wear something different so I'm not wearing the same thing to both
parties because there is going to be different...
Some of the same people but some different people at the parties.
Yeah.
Plus pictures.
Yes.
So I have a...
To date, Junior?
Cheshire cat from the Alice in Wonderland.
I have a little bat costume and then...
Which is what?
How are you going to wear that?
So I just got...
Because you showed me a picture of the cat and it's in a big ass sweater.
So you were not wearing a sweater.
So describe what you are.
So I have either pink or purple lingerie, like a bodysuit and then I was going to do
the opposite color fishnets, depending on which one I chose.
And then I have the ears and a tail that's part of...
That's one of those just like Amazon sets that go with the...
Whatever.
You would wear with a costume.
Like accessories.
A choker that's purple and pink.
So that's what I...
That's costume number one that I'm kind of leaning towards because the night that we
have the Les party, we have a vanilla pre-party at a neighbor's house.
So I'm thinking my other costume is more appropriate to wear to a vanilla and then a...
Which is?
So that one is the Hooters girl.
Yes.
So I got a Hooters girl costume and I'm thinking like that one would be more appropriate to
wear to both and then I wouldn't have to change in the middle of the night on our way to the
other party.
So that's why I'm leaning towards...
The Cheshire.
Cheshire Cat one.
Plus it's a little bit sexier because it's lingerie.
And the Hooters one is literally the Hooters whole Hooters costume.
Also purchased on Amazon.
Also purchased on Amazon again.
Not sponsored.
Just easy.
So.
But yeah, so we're on our way there now and I don't really know what else we could talk
about because I don't really want to get into our last weekend.
We can't get into that because that was...
It was a whole weekend.
Friday night.
Yeah.
Some bar hopping and we met another couple.
No, that was Saturday.
No, Friday.
Because then the pool party was on Sunday.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And then we met up with another couple friends of ours.
We'll call them the...
We had a name for them.
The Dinks.
Mr. and Mrs. Dink.
And what is that?
That stands for...
I mean, if they don't know...
No, it's dual income, no kids.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So, we ended up bringing them back to the house with the jacuzzi.
The jacuzzi at our house.
But we'll...
Once again...
Beard and butt.
Mr. and Mrs. Dinks.
That was a good night.
And then...
I guess it's just Dink.
No kid.
Anyway.
The Dink.
And then we did another pool party on that Sunday.
So, yeah, we had a fun weekend.
But, unfortunately, we couldn't talk about it.
Until next time.
Until we have a little more time.
Yeah.
So...
We're getting ready to pull up here in just a few minutes to our place.
And then hopefully we have time for...
Well, maybe not this next one, but hopefully we have enough things to talk about after this
party, your birthday.
Yeah, hopefully.
So that we can actually do two podcasts.
Yeah.
And as the day...I thought that we would be losing like, pool parties and stuff, but it
just keeps staying warm out here in Southern California.
Yeah, right?
It's winter, but it's like mid-80s.
Like, okay.
So, I don't know that our pool parties are leaving anytime soon.
But anyway...
I think we're just gonna wrap this really quick episode up.
Make sure you guys look in the...what's it called...episode notes.
Because there's gonna be a phone number in there.
Oh, yeah, we got a text.
We got some texts.
Yeah, we got a couple of texts.
From people.
Just some general people that they were flirting with us.
Yeah.
But, yeah, we're gonna put out our phone number again in the notes.
I can't say it right now because I don't remember it and I'm driving.
But I will put it in the notes and, yeah, you can leave us voicemails.
You can shoot us text messages.
And I might even reply to a text message.
I will not answer the phone calls because no calls go throughout my phone.
But texts, I might be able to answer it.
So, yeah, shoot us that.
Shoot us a mail.
And, oh, when you send us texts, if you have any ideas of other topics you want to talk
about or if you want to tell us a story, if you leave anything that's really detailed,
make sure you let me know if we have permission to use, like, whatever your name is that you
signed the text with or if you want to remain anonymous, just let me know.
And I'll make sure we respect those rules.
And then...
Even though we almost gave Carlos a heart attack, apparently, from our last one when
we joked that we were gonna give his number out on our podcast.
And he said he was listening to it and was like, almost had a...
Like, he's like, shit, I'm gonna have to change my number.
Yeah, even had a heart attack.
We would not do that.
And less were paid a million dollars.
All right, well, in the meantime, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns,
and keep shaking it up.
Love you, baby.
Love you, too.
Rock and roll, baby.
All right.
All right, we're back.
And it's probably not a good sign that we're back.
We've never done a hitting the streets with the sweets on our way home because we've always
been too tired, hungover, no energy.
I am all of those things right now.
Oh, I'm not feeling as that.
Wow.
Gay for you.
Congratulation.
So, we went to Athena's last night.
Yes, as you probably heard earlier in this episode.
And these are together because I was having issues posting the first part last night.
So, we just decided, hey, we'll actually do a post party hitting the streets.
And then we'll put them together so it's a little bit longer because our pre-party was
a very short one, too.
And this one, I don't know how long it's going to be because we had fun.
We had a good time.
But there's not a whole lot to say.
No, I had a very feral attitude.
But one of the things I'll tell her before the party is I'm feeling feral tonight.
That's normally when I'm feeling myself and I'm going to be bad news for whoever's in
the night.
Or good news.
Good news for yourself.
But I went into last night feeling kind of feral and I warned her and apparently I was
a very tame animal last night.
Yeah.
We had a great time with our friends but it didn't turn into anything really beyond that.
Yeah.
So, I went with the Cheshire Cat.
Cheshire Cat.
Like Cheshire.
Cheshire Cat.
Costume.
Yes.
And it was a hit.
It was a hit.
People seemed to like it.
My choice.
Especially when the top portion came off.
The top came off because I already got my tips out.
And I got Marty Grobb beads for having my tips out.
And the guy there, his costume was he came up to me and was like, hey, I'm Marty Grobb.
You get beads and then he gave me these Halloween beads.
Speaking of that, I think that's going to be my next weekend's costume.
You're changing it.
Yeah.
It was very clever.
I do believe that that's perfect.
Yeah.
It was pretty clever.
So, we got there early and it was...
Speaking of costumes and being a very...
That costume, Marty Grobb is a very direct way of just asking people to see their tips.
But it reminded me many years ago I was playing in a band and we did a Hawaiian theme night.
We were a cover band.
For some reason I just decided to make it a Hawaiian theme.
So, I went out and I bought a bunch of lays.
I remember this.
I was walking through the crowd asking people if they wanted to get laid.
And most people were like, huh?
But there's two girls.
I walked up to them and I was like, hey ladies, you looking to get laid tonight?
And they looked at each other and they looked back at me and they're like, sure.
Let's go.
And I was like, no, no, no, no.
I pulled the lay out behind my back.
But yeah, it just reminded me of that.
I'm like, shit, apparently you just have to ask.
All you have to do is ask.
Yeah, what's the saying?
You miss all the shots you don't take.
Yeah, exactly.
But anyway.
Anyway, so you did it guys.
Yes.
Like a motherfucker.
So, we went to the party.
Well, first we went to this Mexican restaurant.
Mexican sports bar.
It's in the area.
La Caterina Candina.
Yeah, so we went there first and what's funny is the guy who waited on us, he remembered us from like four months ago when we were going.
We went there first before another, a different Athena's party obviously.
And he remembered us.
I'm like, what makes you remember us?
Is it the fact that we're obnoxious or loud or the fact that we're the only white people who ever come here?
I'm not sure.
But it's good food and they have good drinks.
So it's a good place for us to start.
So we did that.
And then yes, I landed on the Cheshire Cat, which was a big hit.
You wore your free spanking shirt.
Yeah.
And you gave out some free spanking.
Yeah, I did.
You gave out to a guy too.
I did?
Yeah, the one, the guy that had it.
Because one of the couples that we knew there, I don't know if we call them friends, but like we see them in a lot of things.
We talk to them like we're friendly with them.
Well, if I spanked him, I'm going to call him a friend.
Yeah, so he was wearing an open back gown like a patient.
And then his wife was a nurse.
And so yeah, he's like, well, it's not to play to everybody.
I think he told you and you're like, sure.
No.
Wind and rope.
Oh my gosh.
That was funny.
But yeah, I got my hands on a lot of cheeks last night.
Yeah, you did.
So that's another one too.
That shirt's a hit.
It is.
Actually, I spanked one part of a lesbian couple.
Oh yeah, she came back for more secretly.
The other part wasn't exactly thrilled.
But the other girl, she came up to me and she asked for it.
And I was like, OK, OK, so I gave her one on the left cheek and then I followed up with
the right cheek and she enjoyed it.
And then her partner was looking at her like, really?
Like, we don't do that.
And I was just kind of like in the middle, like kind of like backed away.
And then yeah, probably about 15 minutes later, she came right up.
She's like, can I get it again?
But her partner wasn't with her.
I was like, yeah, OK.
She was in clothes again.
I think they were getting ready to leave.
Yeah, they were.
Yeah.
So I didn't get as much cheek because it was like over pants or something.
But yeah, she definitely came back for seconds.
And here I am.
So hey, you only serve the public.
Yes.
So we also rented some people who were listeners.
So if you're listening, no.
Thanks for coming up and saying hi to us.
It was good meeting you.
And there was quite a few listeners that we've met prior that were there last night.
But yeah, definitely some new ones.
Yeah.
So it's always good to meet people who listen to us and may or may not find us annoying.
I don't know.
But they listen anyway.
Like we always say, if you do see us in public, definitely come up and say hi.
We enjoy it.
Yeah.
We love meeting new people.
Yeah, for sure.
That's why we're here.
So we got there super early.
We got there right when it opened, so there was like nobody there.
But it was kind of good because then we could put our stuff in a locker, get our booze at the bar.
And I always like to kind of set my vibe.
And I hate walking in a place that's like already jamming.
Yeah.
So we did that.
So we didn't really have a ton of people that we like hang out with regularly that were there.
There was just one other couple who came a little bit later that we hang out with on the regular.
But the rest was pretty much people we've seen, a lot of the people we've seen at different things like EDR or even Athena's before.
Some of them from last, but not like people we talk to regularly.
Some people from the champion, the main grade or whatever.
But yeah, so we just hung out.
We hung out.
I know we drank a lot.
We were getting ready to go to an after party.
Yeah, we got invited to an after party and our intention was kind of to go there.
But then we got the address.
I put it in my phone and it was like a 30 minute drive.
And it was like two o'clock in the morning at that point.
Yeah, I was like 1.30.
We had gotten a hotel so it would have been kind of silly because it's basically halfway.
Yeah.
If we were going home it would have made a little bit more sense probably.
But then we were driving like 30 minutes then to go back to our hotel room 30 minutes to then turn around and go home.
And then these are all movers we would be taking.
Yeah, by that point.
Because we were actually when we were getting ready to leave, we, or before we were getting ready to leave, we were actually getting ready to go into a playroom.
And then this guy comes out and he's like, you're going to probably want to put your top back on.
The cops are here and I'm like, what?
I'm like, yeah.
The whole, what's weird is that.
Hello, Ossifer.
I was like, what's weird is that the Athena's is a fully like gated house with a huge backyard and that's basically where they do their parties.
But the whole property is pretty big and it's all gated.
So I was like, why don't you just close the gate?
Like they're not allowed to come in if you have the gate closed.
Like why didn't somebody let them in?
But then I'm like thinking and I'm like, I really didn't see any cops.
So I think it was just, yeah, they just decided to like,
I don't know, I think it was just a party is over.
So we didn't end up making it into the playroom because we got cock blocked.
Last time, last time, last time we had the Athena's playroom.
We had quite a good time.
So yeah, so I was going to go pop her head in and see what's going on.
See what was going on in there.
Nada.
Yeah.
So there really was not a whole lot to say.
I mean, like I said, we had a really good time.
We always had a good time, party, a shit ton of people there.
A ton of people.
I saw a lot of boobies.
Yeah.
A lot of butts.
I mean, that's a win-win.
Right.
Touch the butts.
Touch lots of butts.
I didn't kiss or lick any butts.
Yeah.
I did warm up someone's hands with my balls.
With your balls.
With my balls.
You're here to serve, like I said.
If their hands are cold, your balls are here to warm them up.
My balls are warm.
I guarantee you my balls are at least 97.9 or whatever.
Body temperature.
Speaking of not licking any ass, do you remember when we were at the restaurant and we were
talking and I said, you're like, we told me we were going to be feral and then I was
like, you're like, I'm my ass tonight.
And then I was like, and then I said, I said that I think the reason why you don't get
an ass is because you wear contact and it blocks it.
It's like a barrier.
It's a barrier because I'm like, you eat a lot of ass.
I haven't had a freaking pink eye.
Ever.
Like I think last time was when I was a small child.
Yeah.
I'm like, because you eat a lot of ass.
It's also, baby, I'm picky.
Yeah.
I eat clean ass.
Well, let's hope so.
I would hope anybody who allows that to happen is clean, but hey, you never know.
That is true.
We don't know these people.
We don't know.
So maybe he's not like a child.
You have your contacts to protect you from the guy.
I think all my life choices right now.
You put it like that.
Hey, do what you love.
Love what you do.
Anyways, so yeah, no ass eating.
The day is young.
Yeah, I know some of our other friends asked us what the party was like, et cetera.
And we're like, it was good, but we didn't really do anything.
And then they're like, well, there's always today.
Like you can come hang out.
We'll hang out with you guys today.
Two dicks are better than one or something.
There was like some meme or something that came across.
But anyway, try to think if there's anything else notable.
They did, they had good Halloween decorations.
They did a really good job decorating.
The thing I enjoy about Athena's is they do all the right things in return.
In regards to like lighting, the ambiance.
The decorations are always on point.
And they, you know, they definitely put a lot of money into the lights.
And they have a stream that goes underneath like the cabanas.
And yeah, I really, I really enjoy that place for that reason.
Because it's a house party, but it feels like you're at a resort.
Yeah, it's got multiple layers.
Yeah, they do a good job with all of that.
And a lot of places don't.
They are on the more expensive side for parties that we've gone to.
But they do put in effort for that.
And they do have people, I think they pay.
They have a lot of staff there.
And I don't know that all of them are necessarily like volunteers.
But they, you know, they have like, I don't know about security,
but basically kind of like keeping everything like good.
Yeah, they definitely have security, but they don't,
you don't see them like walking around with their chest.
Yeah, and they're not like.
Security shirt.
They kind of blend in and it's a chill joint.
Yeah, so we had, like I said, we had a really good time.
Nothing, I mean, notable.
I didn't even, I had my tits out.
I didn't kiss anybody.
I didn't suck one dick.
I didn't, I didn't.
Oh, I beat, I did.
You sucked a dick?
Huh? What?
What's that?
I think the only dick I touched was yours at the bar.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, warmed my hands.
Yeah.
But yeah, I literally, I don't know.
There was a lot of sexy people there too.
Yeah, it's just the other vibe, like we were talking like the vibe was, there's a lot of
sexy, a lot of sexiness to be had, but yeah, we were just kind of just chilling.
We weren't as feral as we thought.
No.
And by the time we were trying to get feral, they shut us down.
Hold the cops.
I know.
And if that after party had been a little closer, like we were thinking 15 minutes.
Well, initially in the, the invite, it said a mere 15 minutes away.
Okay.
From Athena's.
And I was like, all right.
Yeah.
But then when I put it into my phone, I'm like, there was like 28 minutes.
I'm like, fuck.
28 minutes at 1.30 in the morning.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
And I'm like, we're tired and hungry and we did not need to drink anymore.
Right.
Well, I don't know if we would have drank anymore at that party.
Probably not.
Probably not enough.
Probably would have been more feral at that party.
Probably.
Because it would have been a smaller scale, I think.
Yeah.
Obviously.
But you got it.
So, it's got to go with what the bank gives you.
If they listen, thank you for inviting us.
We would like to come another time, but we did not.
Yeah.
Live closer.
Yeah.
Live closer to Athena's.
Feel my mind moving your house.
It's a little bit closer to Athena's that much appreciate it.
Or just invite us directly over there.
For that.
And then we just get Athena's all together.
There you go.
But yeah.
So whoever went to the after party, I'm sure they had a great time.
The hosts are really cool people.
We're hosting it.
So, I'm sure it was fun.
I think we might have promoted it a little bit, which I think is fine because they promoted
it, right?
Like at the end of the night, people were kind of like, oh, the cops are here.
Where is everybody going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we were kind of like, well, there's a party if you guys want to go.
Yeah, I mean, the...
But it was on the...
It was on Athena's.
Athena's, yeah.
It was the official after party.
So, it wasn't some...
Yeah.
So, anyway, I don't know that we have anything else.
I'm trying to think like...
What do we got coming this Saturday?
We're doing lust, which probably will...
I mean, we know like 99% of the people there, so it might be a little more feral there.
Potentially.
Yeah.
The guest list there is shaping up quite nicely now.
Yeah.
We'll be re-celebrating our birthday again.
The whole month of October.
You know it.
So, yeah, we're doing lust and then I don't think we have anything else.
We've got nothing else on the books until New Year's Eve.
But that always changes.
Yeah, exactly.
Things pop up.
The weather's still nice, so who knows?
I mean...
Another pool party.
Yeah, talking about EDR, I'm like...
The weekends are just what we need.
Now we're going into the holiday season and I think summer's called the swinger season
and we're kind of heading out of that.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
Yeah.
But we live on the west coast, so we can do a lot of things.
People in the Midwest I think have it harder.
Yeah.
You got snow, you get snowed in and you can't do pool parties.
You can't go outside the east coast.
It's hard to be sexy when you're freezing your balls off.
Yeah.
Like in Monterey or anything sexy.
Yeah, exactly.
But yeah, so I think that's it.
Yeah.
When enjoying...what is it?
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns
and keep shaking it up.
Love you.
Love you too.
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