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Episode 31.
Seems like it's been longer, but it has not.
So it's just seems like it's been seems like it's been a long time, but it's only 31 episodes.
How long have we been married now?
Seriously what's the number?
I don't know.
Why are you asking me this right now?
Because I think 15 years.
15 years married?
Yeah.
Sure.
2009.
It's 2024.
It's the math.
Math.
I think.
But we've been together for 22 years.
22 years.
That's pretty good for me.
Yeah.
This is the longest commitment I've ever had.
Just short of my last marriage.
Like our mortgage is about that long.
It's a pretty big commitment.
I was never married before.
Anyways, we are back.
We are the sweet side of life podcast all the way from Southern California.
Or close to Southern California.
All the way closer to you.
I don't know.
Like you say all the way from, but they may be really close to us.
All right guys, this is going to be a kind of a short episode tonight.
I can already tell.
Because you've had a couple of cocktails.
It is thirsty Thursday.
It is.
Which is Thursdays when we normally do our podcast.
Every other Thursday is what we shoot for.
I guess you shoot for that.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
It just kind of works out.
Thursdays seems to be a good night and it's got a good title Thursday.
Thursday, I mean it goes perfectly with our drinking show.
That it does.
Speaking of such things.
What are you drinking tonight, my love?
I'm having a French martini.
A French martini.
Yeah.
And what is that?
Yes.
Yes, queen.
Yes.
Yes, queen.
It is a French martini.
What's in it is vodka, pineapple juice, and shambord.
Would you care to tell me the pours on that?
Two ounces vodka, two ounces pineapple juice, and half an ounce shambord.
Shambord.
But you said you think our shambord is not good anymore.
I don't know.
It's been a hot minute since we had it.
And I'm not loving it, but I think it's just shambord in general.
Shambord has to be done.
It's like booze or say or boo kow or blue say or blue whatever the fuck the blue shit.
Blue cursel.
You got me all fucked up.
You said it the wrong way.
That one too.
You put too much in it.
It kills the drink.
So yeah.
Cis-cer-er-er.
Cis-er-er-er.
So shambord, yes, it's good.
It can definitely make a drink, but it can break a drink very quickly too.
What are you drinking?
I am drinking.
I don't have a name for it.
A drink you made up.
It's not that original.
I just, it's Appleton rum, pineapple juice because you cracked a can of pineapple.
So I wanted to try to finish it.
I know because it doesn't last in the fridge.
Pineapple in the fridge gets really- Metallicy.
Metallicy.
It tastes like a bad, like a gross penny like you find on the sidewalk.
A penny.
At first I thought you said penny.
Yeah.
I was like why are you- I'm making a habit of just wandering around, grabbing a penny
off the ground and just giving them a lick.
That would explain this so much.
That is raunchy.
It is so disgusting.
So that was a gross visual.
Maybe I should make that the cover of the podcast is like a pair of panties on the ground.
What's that saying?
Oh, Appleton rum, pineapple juice and Sprite.
A lemon lime soda.
It's, it was alright.
It's doing okay.
It's not my favorite, but I'm kind of running out of favorites now.
Cheers.
Our dogs are making noises outside the studio.
Yum, yum, yum.
Tasty.
Yum, yum, yum.
So tonight is Thursday, Thursday.
And you know what it also is?
What?
It's the night that Hurricane Helena, or Helen, I think it's Helena is currently-
Helena or Helen.
I think it's Helena is hitting Florida.
Because you know that there's been studies and cases where that hurricanes that they
name female names and hurricanes that they name male names, the ones they name female
names, people prepare less for them because they think they're going to be less severe
than the ones that they've named male names.
They're all Hurricane Dora the Explorer.
Bless you.
Oh, excuse me.
You know what?
That could be because I-
Like psychologically people just think, oh, Helena's coming.
It's fine.
It's a girl hurricane.
And then they're like, Isaac, batting down the hatches.
Ian.
Yeah.
But yeah, so Florida, from what I can see, is getting hit pretty hard, certain parts
of it.
And we actually, I have family out in Florida.
They are not really affected by this particular hurricane as much, but the last one, Ian, went
right up their asshole where my family lives.
Yeah, they were out like 10 days without-
Yeah, their power was out.
And power, water, anything.
And entire cities around them were just obliterated.
And people say that living in California is wild.
Yeah.
We have earthquakes like every day and I rarely ever feel that way.
We do have wildfires.
I guess.
We did have some fires recently.
We've had some really bad fires this season.
We do have earthquakes.
It didn't affect us.
But man, I've lived in Florida and I've lived in California and the hurricanes there are
no joke.
And you get the tornadoes there are no joke.
So we don't get that side of mother nature out here.
But it is pretty hairy because if you guys listen to the Swinger's Couch podcast, they're
in Florida as well.
And I was talking to them on their Discord channel and they're not really in the path
of it either.
But their power went out and they're getting all the storms and all that.
And I was actually talking to Autumn Sins and she showed me what her prep kit was for
the hurricane.
It was toilet paper, wine.
I should turn a sweet strawberry wine.
It's like adult fruit juice that was she was drinking.
But like we know firsthand, toilet paper is one of the first things you got to get under
control when you have any type of natural disaster.
I'm like, I never let it get down too low.
And then if I do, I'm like, shit, where's my backup?
Exactly.
So we wish you guys well out there in Florida.
If you're dealing with it, I know there's quite a few people that we that also have
podcast and and all that stuff.
So prayers and all that stuff.
If you do that and wish you guys the best.
And what's it gonna say?
I had something else in my mind.
I have no idea what's on your mind.
My mind is a scary place.
Agreed.
Oh, speaking of Swinger's Couch podcast, they, so they had a rebuttal to our rebuttal.
In their last podcast where they decided to call themselves the the sins.
The sins.
It's it's autumn since Carlos, your Latin lover and an autumn sense.
So they were saying when you say sins, you're saying like S I N S like sense of yeah.
Got it.
So they were kind of toying with the idea of going by, you know, Mr. and Mrs. sense.
I think that's a great idea.
And then they also did a a version of hitting the streets with the sweets.
They went out and they did like a from the road podcast.
Okay.
I can't remember.
They didn't call it anything.
Did they just kind of like like utilize the idea?
So that's cool.
That's cool.
They can utilize our idea.
They have to find a clever name though.
Yeah.
Oh, we are talking.
I was talking about that when we eventually do get together and do a podcast.
I wanted to call it.
What was it?
Sweet sins.
No, it was.
No, that was good though.
Not really.
Shut up.
You shut up.
It was sinning, sinning in the sheets with the sweets.
That's sort of a sinning.
We're going to do it from our bed.
Whatever, whatever makes the name work.
So sinning with the sweets under the sheets.
That's pretty fucking good.
So here's the deal.
It's simple, stupid.
Okay.
The kiss method.
Um, I think that's pretty fucking clever.
So, uh, so yeah, we've been trying to figure out a way to do like a, uh, uh, you know,
uh, simul, I don't want to say simulcast because it's not live, like a podcast with those
two.
Um, the problem is they're in Florida, which is a three hour difference from us.
And we always record on Thursday night.
It's now 11 PM California time.
So it's two o'clock AM Florida time.
So we can't really expect them to do that.
No.
Um, but they did say if we did something like on a Friday or Saturday, they'd be able to
kind of meet us halfway.
So, so we can figure it out.
And we just, um, need to, I just need to figure out the equipment side of things.
Like, are we going to call FaceTime?
Do we do smoke signals?
Like how are we going to do this?
I have a lot of equipment.
So we could probably figure out a way to do it.
Yeah, you do.
Okay.
Speaking of a lot of equipment, I know, I think it was last episode, I teased that I
wanted to do a TikTok doing a tour, but I haven't done it yet.
Yeah, you haven't.
You're right.
And I have put out some TikToks.
You have, but it doesn't, I put on one today.
Your TikTok did not require the amount of work that's going to go into what I need to
do.
I know.
So, but did you see I put on one out today?
I did not see one you put out today.
You did it today.
I did it today.
I did a throwback Thursday one.
Throwback Thursday.
Yeah.
I did a TikTok that showed when we went to whispers, like what I wore and then a picture
of me in one of the rooms whispers.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whispers Vegas.
Whispers in Vegas.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Where was it?
I'm not seeing it.
You can just go to our profile friend.
Happy Patty's Day?
No, babe.
Oh my goodness.
I'm literally in the profile.
You are the worst.
You're probably in your own profile.
No.
Ding dong.
I'm in.
Right here.
Oh no.
I didn't go into, I went into your TikTok.
You're Miss Emily Sweets TikTok.
Here.
Oh, you know, that's what happened.
Okay.
The, the sweet side of life disappeared on my accounts.
So I had to re-add it.
That's so annoying.
It does that to me a lot.
It did that to my other one.
Anyway, this is it.
It's from the, it's.
That's nice.
Oh.
TikTok doesn't let you put too much on there.
That's quite a, oh.
Hey now.
So for you guys want to know what's going on, just check out our TikTok.
If you search up, things are moving downstairs.
If you search sweet side of life podcast on TikTok, you can see what video I was just
touching myself to.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to get weird.
Too late.
But yeah, you can check us out there and you can actually reach our email at the, the
sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
And we are also adding a new feature here tonight.
That's right.
Ladies and gentlemen, a lot of podcasts lately have been adding a phone number to their,
to their social media, to their podcast for, you know, voicemails for text messages.
And tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight,
you can find.
Okay.
Now we have a phone number everybody.
So pull out your piece of paper.
I'll let you just let me know when you're ready.
Get a pen.
Find a pen.
Take three or junk drawer to find a pen.
Go into that drawer in your kitchen and pull it out.
Our phone number is 951-226-5261.
And you can text us there.
You can call and leave a voicemail.
We will not answer because it is not that type of line, but you can leave a voicemail.
You can text.
Send me booby pics.
I'm a big boo.
He's a big pen and dick pics too.
I love me some dick pics and I'll make sure I take those dick pics and forward them to
Autumn Sends because she has said many times she loves dick pics.
So I will forward those right away.
And speaking of forwarding, Mr. Carlos, my Latin lover.
Your Latin lover?
My Latin lover.
That's what he says in every podcast.
Your personal Latin lover.
So when I listen to the podcast, he goes, I'm Carlos, your Latin lover.
So I mean, if I'm listening, he's mine, right?
So he actually contacted us before we got in the Discord and he sent me his phone number.
Which we are going to post.
I'm just kidding.
That number everybody is.
So he said, hey, this is my personal number.
I'm like, cool.
So I texted him.
He hasn't texted you back.
No.
I was like, hey, is this Carlos?
It's probably because you didn't say my Latin lover.
I was.
Okay, I'm going to do that.
Should I text him now?
No, it's 2am.
I'm going to text him right now.
Don't text him right now.
It's literally fucking 2am there.
Let me see if I can find this number.
And they probably just went to bed because they're in the middle of a goddamn storm.
Okay.
Is this Carlos my Latin lover?
Carlos, I just sent you another text.
Should I do a dick pic?
Should I show you my dick talking again?
Get your dick going to send the pic.
Oh boy.
Can we end this now?
I think we've hit our...
We've heard everything we needed to cover.
So yes guys.
So, 512265261, that is the sweet side of live podcast, officially official.
Unofficially official.
Voice mail text line.
So we'd love to hear from you guys if you just want to leave a goofy voicemail.
You just understand if you leave a goofy voicemail and it's really good, we'll probably
play it.
If you say within that text or that voicemail, please do not play it.
We will not play it.
And if you guys have ideas, anything you want to hear, just let us know.
We get a lot of emails, but the emails go to a junk folder and it's not something I
check on the regular.
Like I try to, but shit gets hung up in there sometimes and it's just kind of annoying.
So this is kind of like a direct line to the fans.
So yeah, we'd love to hear from you guys.
Is there anything else we need to touch on before we move into our recaps?
I think those are the things you wanted to talk about.
Oh, let's, before we go any further, let's talk about what we do have coming up this
weekend.
Okay.
So it is Thursday, September 26, 2024 for those that are keeping count.
We have a couple of things coming up this Saturday.
The, what is it, the 28th?
Um, yeah, no, yeah, the 28th.
So you have heard us talk about be a Vita, um, resort.
It's the pool party resort down here in Southern California.
So we got an invite.
The owner hit us up the other day and kind of reminded us about this big party has coming
on.
So we figured out, we got it all set up and we're going to go out there for a SoCal Palooza,
which is an event that's put on by their hot wife, um, community also in Southern California.
And they, they partner with a few other places out in Vegas, I think.
Um, Jeannie, Jeannie wishes, I think is the name of the community.
Anyways, they get together and they throw these hot wife events.
We are not a hot wife couple.
But the party, while it's, it's, that's its basis.
Obviously anybody can go, anybody can have, you know, have a good time.
It's just going to be a, you know, a fun pool party.
So it's still in the mid 80s here.
Mid, well, Saturday actually is the peak of a heat wave and it's supposed to be like
94.
Really?
Yeah.
I looked it up.
I didn't see that hot, but yeah, it's supposed to be the hottest day of the week, which is
perfect.
My phone says 88.
88.
Your phone sucks balls.
My phone says 90,000 degrees.
90,000?
Yeah.
The temperature did go down.
Hot as this thing.
Checked it, but irregardless.
Anyway, it's still warm here.
Yep.
Still, still pool party weather.
Yeah.
So, especially if the pool's heated.
Yes.
Well, in the, uh, the advertisement it says it is.
So we are going to do that.
And we thought we were done with pool parties.
I had, I stopped going to the tan in salon.
I canceled all my Amazon thong orders that I ordered because I'm like, you know what?
I think I'm done.
Yeah, but here we are.
Here we are.
We actually already made plans initially to go to, um, Mountain Side Acres Resort on,
um, Cassidy is a community also in Southern California and they throw some meet and greets
down here in Southern California as well.
And we had already planned on going to their Saturday night meeting greet and that was
our evening plans, but then we just added this pool party.
So it's going to be a, it's going to be a hustling.
It's going to be a long day.
It's going to be a fun day.
Hustling and bustling day.
It's going to be a little bit different though.
We're going to be going from being partially naked to fully clothed to partially naked
again, potentially.
So it's going to be an interesting day.
It's going to be exhausting, but, um, that's what we do.
So that's what, that's what's going on here the 28th.
And um, let me see.
We don't really have anything other than after that we have a Halloween parties.
We got a shit ton of hot.
We got two, two big Halloween parties.
19th, we have the Athena's Halloween party.
Athena's Halloween on October 19th and then October 26th, we are going to the DTF.
Last party Halloween party.
Halloween party.
So that's what we have coming up in the next couple of weeks, but.
Slow and down a little bit.
It is, is it?
Although I didn't, this Saturday we just added the pool party.
So it was going to be a little slower, but now it's a little busier all in one day.
It was just going to be the meeting greet, which is like starts at seven.
Um, but yeah, we added the pool party.
So that's on us, but we're just trying to have a good time while we still can.
Um, while we're young, dumb and full of cum.
All right.
So what we wanted to touch on a couple of things.
Yeah.
So pre we previously did, I think we did a hitting that.
Yeah.
We did a hitting the streets with the sweets.
A few, maybe a month ago where we were going to Huntington beach.
Yes.
And we weren't sure we weren't, we're thinking we weren't going to do anything else necessarily
related.
We went to a concert.
We had a concert to go to.
And we were actually missing in a less party because we had plans already to go down there.
But in just so happened, there was a plush party going on down there who plushes who
we've done.
We did dirty Vegas with, they do some have a suit parties, which we've never been to.
And then we love their new year's party.
That's the one that like got us hooked into their community or like their, their new year's
party was the best.
So we were kind of going back and forth.
And I think we ended the podcast saying we didn't think we were going to go to the plush
party.
It wasn't in our plan.
But then, I don't know, we went out to the thing, we came back.
Basically what it, what had happened was we, we had talked to some friends of ours and
they kind of gave us, gave us an idea of where the event was at.
Cause it's, it's kind of like a speakeasy setup.
Yeah.
So they don't tell you the address.
IYKYK.
They don't tell you the address until you like buy the ticket.
And even then sometimes you don't get the address.
And then you may, if you buy too late, yeah.
I will say pre-buy, pre-pay to give yourself time to figure it out.
The one thing clutch needs to work on is communication with people in their community.
Yeah.
We love their events.
We love the fact that they're putting on the events.
We want to support them the best we can, but their communication does lack.
Yeah.
And I am not the only one that has ever said that.
100%.
I've often on some of their events online on their message board, I try to get answers
to people.
If I know the answers, I try to give answers because they're not going to communicate it.
But for my understanding, it's just a couple of people, like the owners are just a couple,
like a couple and they're just, you know, probably swamped, but I don't know.
Yeah.
It's hard.
I can't speak about it too much.
So, yeah.
But anyway, so.
So anyways.
IYKYK.
So, we kind of had an idea of where this event was.
So that night after we had dinner, after we went to the concert, we went back to the hotel
and we got changed into our evening wear and we were just going to hit someone like the
local bars like Sharkies and.
Yeah.
This isn't Huntington Beach.
So it's a beach city.
So I want to just say that I had I known we were going to an LS event, I would have dressed
very differently than had I known or than what my thought process was of us going to
a like, I thought I was getting dressed to go to a beach bar type setup.
Like, you know, normal people, like I had brought an outfit that was.
But it ripped.
It, I, but I had a backup.
But I was just like not comfortable in it because I'm like, I'm not going to wear this
sexy revealing like crop top boobs hanging out ass hanging out outfit.
If we're just going to like places where normal people are, you know, normal people
are because one, I don't want that kind of attention because sometimes it just can be.
You don't want attention.
I don't, not that I don't want attention.
I don't want that kind of attention because sometimes I can just.
Yeah.
That type of bar because yeah, exactly.
And an LS bar where everybody knows the rules, everybody's about respect, et cetera, et
cetera, et cetera.
That's fine.
Like I want the attention, but like in a normal bar, I'm like with 21 year old guys, you know,
who don't know what the fuck to do with themselves.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, this is not going to.
So anyway, I dressed in a like tank top style body con tight dress to go out to what I was
thinking we were going beach bar like, and I'm in flip flops like beach bar.
And then we get down there and you're like, well, let's just see.
Well, the idea was we, everything on the website said, um, there was a fairly strict dress
code.
I'm not big on dress codes.
I'm not big on dressing up.
It's not my style.
I'm a hat.
You're a Florida boy.
I'm a Florida Southern California Florida boy.
I own one pair of jeans.
Yeah, exactly.
And it's just not my style.
So when I saw all the dress code stuff, I was like, yeah, it's probably not going to meet
our criteria.
So when we got, we're getting dressed and everything we realized the place was fairly
close.
So I was like, you know what, might as well just walk down there at least kind of like
check out the area and see, you know, if we potentially could get in.
I mean, both of us were like, sure, we'd prefer to go to that if you could.
Yeah.
If you weren't dressed for it, I wasn't dressed for it based off of what I read.
Yeah.
So then we walked down like the alley where we knew it was and there was people standing
there and I went up to the guy.
I'm like, Hey man, um, we'd like to come in, but do I match the dress code?
Can I come in?
He's like, you're totally fine.
He's like, there is no dress code.
There's no dress code.
We were like, oh.
Plus party pie hates that we're saying this because they're like, they want, I understand
you want dress to impress.
Yeah.
So for me, I'm always about, I want to wear what I feel most comfortable.
And you always wear a color shirt.
Yeah.
I had a nice pineapple color shirt.
I didn't look like a homeless person.
I looked like a homeless person that just came up on some money and could afford to order
a shirt off an Amazon.
So like, I'm not, I'm not like a vagrant, but, um, no, he's like, no, come on in.
So we ended up going inside and I was like, Oh, all right, cool.
Like this is, this is where I wanted to be.
I just didn't think I would be able to do it.
So I kind of like, you know, yeah.
And I think it was Mrs. Plush's birthday party, right?
Yeah.
So it was actually very busy.
We first came in, it was actually, there's kind of two rooms and it was empty when we
got there.
We got there early.
We walked in the front room and it was a very, very, very dark.
And they had a DJ, but it was tiny.
It was very tiny and there was probably about 10 bar stools.
So we sat down and ordered a drink, opened a tab and we were just kind of sitting there.
We, I didn't realize like that this thing went past that room.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden they're like, I saw so many come out another room and we're like,
what's back?
Oh, that's the other room, which was a lot bigger.
Yeah.
And we walked in there and it's like, with a dance floor.
Yeah.
Fucking stage, the cages that they always bring.
It's another bar, another DJ.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Okay.
This makes, the first one felt like I was like, oh shit.
Like we're in for some weird shit right now.
This is like P Diddy territory.
Like, I saw things like baby oil on the counter a little too soon.
But I was like, I don't know.
I know there was like a black, there's like a black curtain off area.
Yeah.
And it was dark as fuck.
Like I could hardly see you.
There was no lights.
I do enjoy darkness, but I enjoy light and ambience.
And like you can do sexy things with lights, but there was nothing being done in that room.
So I'm like, this is just kind of like a weird, weird dark room.
I'm like, do I take my pants off?
Like, I could have.
But yeah, then eventually it opened up into a whole nother big ass room, which we later
made our way in once we realized, like, oh shit.
So we went into the other room and we were like in there and it was, I mean, we were
there early because we got there.
Probably like, I think the event was like nine or nine.
We were like nine or five.
We got there early, but and then it started piling in and by the end of it, it was packed.
Yeah.
Like there was a ton of people.
It was a good time.
It was the only, it was just funny to me though, because literally like, okay, first of all,
this is a community that we've been to some of their stuff and some of the people I recognize,
like I had seen at other parties, but there wasn't a ton of people that I recognized.
So it was all new people basically to us.
There was a little group that clearly does like all the, at least all the ones in Huntington
because they knew their way around that place.
They were on like a, they chained a girl to a swing and they were doing like whipping.
Like what is it with the, I don't know, like, yeah, a whip, a flogging.
Yeah, a flogging.
They're flogging her and like this guy had his whole bag of tricks and yeah, like a flamethrower.
No, not a flamethrower, but so he was doing all of that.
And then security made him unchain her because of fire code.
You can't have people chained.
Like, yeah, restrained.
I mean, it makes sense, but it is very funny.
Like it's like, he's just like, she's chained up and he's whipping her in the security
guards like, yeah, you can't.
You can't chain her.
You could, you could whip her, but she can't be chained.
First thing for fire for vices.
So it went from like a very like, you know, sex charge, you're like, oh no, we're still
in a building that has fire codes.
So there was, there was that going on and then that same group of people.
Again, let me just remind you guys what I'm wearing.
I am wearing like a bodycon tank top shirt, like dress.
That in itself is a very sexy outfit and sexy look you have.
But it's for like, yeah, it's for going out.
Like I wear it to like family functions and stuff, you know, like it's not my LS outfits.
So especially cause the theme that night was a fishnet fish.
Yeah.
So I was definitely not in fishnet.
So women are like topless with fishnets and just yeah.
So I looked very conservative and so every time like, cause we open the tap at the other
bar in the other room, so you stepped away from me a few times to like go and just left
me at the bar where I was like sitting to go get me another drink and then eventually
we ended up closing out that lab or that tab.
But anyway, it took a hot minute.
Yeah.
So you kept going back and forth and then the like the group that was doing the flogging
and all that like stuff, they came over to me and they were staying there and then they're
like, Oh hi, you know, just being friendly and I'm being friendly back.
And then they're like, is this your first like party ever?
And I was like, I was just laughing cause I'm like, and I'm like, no, it's not.
And they're like, Oh, are you here by yourself?
And I'm like, I've been sitting with a guy for like, since you guys have been doing your
whole ass thing over there and like, no, I'm not here by myself and this is not my first
party.
But I was like thinking like what I was wearing just wasn't screaming like, I've been in it.
Like, wasn't screaming experience.
Yeah, it wasn't at all.
So then I'm like screaming kindergarten teacher.
Yeah.
It was so they were funny.
And then there was another couple that we talked to over at the like, I think you were going
to the bathroom or whatever and they were in the hallway and they were getting changed.
And yeah.
So we kind of talked to them for a little bit and then that guy was, they were, I don't
think they were looking for, they were looking for something.
They were going around the bar looking for and they came back and then he hugged me when
he came back.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And the guy, the guy who had asked me if it was my first party or whatever.
And if I was by myself, he comes back over after the guy hugged me and walked away and
he goes, if that guy touches you again, I will beat him up if you'd like me to.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening here?
Like, do I look like I need to be protected?
I'm like, I was like, no, it's fine.
I'm like, he's like, do you know him?
I'm like, I mean, I met him tonight, but it's fine.
He just came up and hugged me.
It's not like, I was like, it's not fully clothed.
Yeah.
I'm literally fully clothed.
It's like you appreciate it.
But yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, it's a little too much.
Relax, relax.
We don't need that.
Yeah.
Relax.
And then there was a lot going on there and then we, you went to the bathroom again and
you just can't leave me alone.
That's the problem.
Well, the one time I took you to the bathroom, I came out of the bathroom and you were making
out with a chocolate individual.
And I was like, where did this come from?
You're apparently the line in your bathroom was way too long.
It wasn't.
That guy just moved fast and I came out and you were lip locked.
I'm like, whoa, hey, how's it going?
And then, yeah, like, and then he took off really fast.
Like he did something wrong.
I'm like, whoa.
Yeah.
And sometimes that's a little weird.
That for me is weirder than just saying, hey, nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Introducing yourself or whatever.
Yeah.
It's like when you flee the scene of an accident.
It's like then all of a sudden it's like, it looks guilty.
Yeah.
We're like, were you doing something wrong?
Yeah.
And I understand like, like protocol typically dictates, you know, like the man talks to
the man and then you say like, this is this is what we're doing.
Are you okay with this?
I mean, some people who's protocol, some people go by that.
Yeah.
And I understand that aspect of it.
It's protocol.
But I'm kind of like your, your own woman.
Yeah.
And I'm like, if this is something you want to do, you don't need permission.
Yeah.
But it does make it weird when I come out and dude's got his afterburners on like.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, okay.
So yeah, so we walked away and I'm like, all right, cool.
So I can't leave you alone.
I can't take you with me.
Do I just like, like put you in the car or something?
I can't put baby in the corner.
So and then there was a, and they had like a makeshift playroom.
Yeah.
Which we walked into kind of to check out, see what it was like, see if we wanted to
participate.
It was like a 20, we'll say, we'll say 15 by 15.
It was small.
It was very tiny.
And there was just like a.
And there was a shit ton of people in it.
Yeah.
Already.
And it smelled like ass.
And it looked like a PDD party.
It smells like ass.
Yeah.
There's a curtain as soon as you open up that curtain.
It was like, to me, it was hot.
To me, it wasn't like ass.
It was just like, it was hot.
It was hot.
There's hot sex.
There was no butt sex that I could say.
It was no, it was, I have the perfect, it was hot sex without proper ventilation.
Yeah.
Zero ventilation.
Hot sex is fine.
And it was like the whole, like it was almost like a sauna of bodies.
Yes.
Sweaty balls.
There's a little, yes.
So if you wanted to participate in that, I don't know.
Yeah, there was no way I was like, I can't, like I can't with this room.
But we had a good time.
We had a great time.
It's like that, that particular room was not our vibe.
No.
We walked in, we were probably in there for like maybe 10 seconds.
I did a quick scan of the room.
I'm like, well, this is a lot.
Yeah.
And there really wasn't any new room for us necessarily.
We were to literally had to lay on top of people.
Yeah.
And it was, yeah, it wasn't, I mean, they tried.
That's the one thing though, because some of the plush events we've been to, they haven't
even attempted to put any kind of play.
Probably because of regulations or whatever, whatever.
They tried.
They succeeded.
They did.
For the people that were in there.
Oh yeah.
So I will say.
I'm not a fan of the movie theater.
I wonder if you can like the movie theaters, like buy a ticket to the seat and then just
get, I would say, yeah, it was a success for the people that were in there.
They seemed to be having a really good time.
Yeah.
It just wasn't our vibe at that moment in time.
So it was a lot.
But I will give it to plush for putting something together.
You know what?
But yeah, we had a really great time there.
And then eventually a few of our friends that we did know from town and from the LUS parties
and beating greets showed up.
Yeah.
The, what did we call them?
We didn't give them a name.
The chiefs.
Was it the chiefs?
Yeah.
Because we had the other, the football couple.
Yeah.
So the chiefs couple.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll call the chiefs couple that makes.
They showed up and they came out just for the night.
It was quite the drive.
Yeah.
So they rolled in and it was kind of.
The only problem was he was sober.
He was sober.
I hate that.
That's why we Uber everywhere.
Cause it's like, if you're a drinker, if you're a sober person, this, I don't want to say
I hate sober, like being, people being sober.
That's pretty rough.
No.
If, cause that's what it sounded like.
That's not what I meant.
Fuck them.
No.
If you're sober and that's how you live your life and you go into social, yeah, you operate
within that, you know, and you socialize and that, and that's how you socialize.
That's different.
Cause usually people who are actually sober, like they can still interact with other people
and it's not, it doesn't feel awkward, you know?
But he was sober and he's not normal.
Like that's not how he operates.
So he felt a little reserved and awkward.
He was operating like I would be a little bit reserved and awkward, not awkward, but
reserved.
I cannot be sober at this type of.
Yeah.
As bad as that may or may not sound.
I just can't because my inhibitions and my everything gets in the way of all of that.
So I cannot roll into that type of event and be sober.
And he did more power to him, but yeah, he could tell he was kind of like, and he's,
he's just shy to begin with.
So you put a sober, shy person in a room.
So yeah.
And then I was super drunk.
You were, you pretty drunk.
I was super drunk.
And yeah.
So.
So yeah.
Anyways, there are a couple that we're into.
Um, but yeah, just didn't work out that night.
Um, she was very sweaty.
She kept telling you.
She kept telling me I'm very sweaty.
And I am not a, I am not like a sexually charged person about sweat, but I do like
fresh sweat with you when you come home from the gym.
I like fresh sweat.
Like, like, uh.
On your back and your shoulder, like none of that bothers me.
And that's what she had.
And I touched her back.
I'm like, ooh, that's kind of sexy.
Um, but I stopped there because any further would have been creepy.
But um, so yeah, we hung out with them for a little bit.
And then.
I was trying to get into the cage.
Yes.
That's right.
We're trying to get into the cage.
I got really drunk.
I don't even know.
And then at one point I passed by a guy I feel like, or did I meet him again in the bathroom
while you were in the bathroom?
That was another guy, another, another chocolate individual.
I came, I went, took you to the bathroom again and I came out and you were not where I left
you and I came around the corner and you were talking to this guy.
Yeah.
And, uh, you kissed him.
Yeah.
So I'm just like, what the fuck?
At this point it's a two and O because I, I had, I didn't kiss anybody at all at that
particular party.
But that was kind of during my, um, when I lost my swinger powers.
Yeah.
Um, I've since regained them.
Hallelujah.
Is that a thing you say?
Hallelujah.
I don't know.
Um, so during that time I was in a dry spell of just like, um, not feeling as flirty, not
feeling as flirty, not as confident and I don't know, whatever the case was that night.
I wasn't, I was having a great time, but I didn't have like the drive.
No, it wasn't the drive.
I didn't have the deal close in aspect.
I didn't like, normally I'm just like, Hey, you look pretty good.
You want to stick it?
You know, you're talking about the, um, but I just, I lost it, but it's, it's, it's all
good.
But you've, you've since regained it.
Yes.
The problem with that guy, not the problem, but like, so I made out with that guy and
then we walked around for a little bit and again, I somehow got really fucking wasted.
And then we walked back by him and then he like grabbed me again and made out again.
And then he was introducing his wife, I think, but his wife, I knew you were not going to
be into.
Yeah.
Just her look wasn't, I don't remember.
I remember, I remember.
Yeah.
I don't remember what she looks like at all, which is, I mean, she was pretty, but she
just wasn't your, I knew she wasn't your like vibe.
So I was like, okay, thanks, bye, I'm moving on.
Plus at that point I was like, when I get into that really drunk stage, I get very
flighty and I'm just like one thing to the next.
Like I'm like a squirrel, like on crack.
I'm like, ping, ping, ping, ping, like trying to catch my attention is a really difficult.
Yes.
So, so I was already, I had moved on to the next thing and I was like, I had talked to
this other girl and we were going to try to get into the cage.
And dance because nobody was in the cage dancing the whole night.
Two perfectly, perfectly good cages.
So I talked to her and I can't remember.
I think she was going to go, I feel like, oh, I was going to go, I think, I feel like
I was going to go get the girl from the couple, the chief's couple.
And then I was going to try to get her to go with me.
And then that girl was going to try to get one of her friends or something.
I don't know.
There was something and then we split up, which was a bad idea.
If we were really going to try to do something because then flighty, I became flighty again
and I don't even remember what happened.
And then I just fell at the bar and then I was like, I told you, I was like, I'm done.
You're like, we need to go.
Powered out.
And I was like, okay, this guy.
So yeah, we didn't even say bye.
I don't think to the chief's couple.
No, no, I later messaged him.
I'm like, hey, sorry.
We just peaced out when like we've been drinking since I think 11am.
Yeah, we had to drinking all day.
We've had a super long day and we both just hit a wall and I think even earlier than 11.
I don't know, some like that.
But I'm like, I'm like, we've been drinking all day.
We both hit a wall and we just had to get out of there.
And they're like, yeah, that's totally cool.
So we ended up going back to the hotel room and had some pretty good drinks.
Yeah.
So I, so then I was like ready.
I was like, okay, well, now we're back at the hotel room.
I'm feeling a little better.
I had some water.
At that point, you're safe.
Yeah.
You don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself.
Yeah, just with you.
And then, so then I'm like, I don't know.
I think I told you, you have to fuck me.
I think you, you got on the bed and you just bent over and you said, take me from behind.
You know, something, something to that effect.
And then I put a cock ring on you.
Well we had fucked around for quite a bit.
I got a lot of video of that.
And then yeah, you, you put a cock ring on me and we both fell asleep.
And then I woke up the next day and I had some hardware on and luckily it wasn't, it
wasn't super tight.
It was a silicone.
So I had give to it and it was, it was one of the bigger, bigger ones.
So it didn't like completely restrict me.
Yeah.
Cause if they say you're not supposed to keep those on for very long, but I mean,
So we both wake up the next morning, they, but I stay in a hotel room, in a hotel room.
And then we're just spread out.
You have a cock ring on stills.
I was like, what the fuck happened last night?
We got coconut oil on the ground.
Coconut oil everywhere.
Freaking K-Y over here.
Yeah.
We used both.
Yeah.
We used both.
Coconut and K-Y.
We busted into everything.
I think we even used the, like the shower lotion.
And she, she never used that, but yeah, we had a really good time.
We did.
I don't even remember falling asleep, but clearly neither of us do because we probably
wouldn't have fallen asleep with a cock ring on.
I think I put your, you put the cock ring on and then we did a few more, maybe a couple
minutes and I just, I kind of remember just being like, all right.
And then I don't even remember.
I just died when I woke up and how we woke up.
I was like, Oh my God.
I looked back at the videos there.
We had a good time.
Yeah.
That was like, Oh my God.
I don't remember when you gave me like a 15 minute hand job for me to come.
You are tough.
You're like a marathon runner when it comes to hand jobs.
Well, it's because, it's because for you when you start drinking, when you get that
drunk, it's hard for you to come.
So I'm like, I can get hard.
I have a good time.
Yeah.
It's just like coming.
Actually coming.
And I'm like, you're going to come.
You're going to do it.
And I can't, I don't have enough pressure with my mouth to give you enough friction and
pressure.
And then fucking you have to put in more work.
So hand jobs seem to work the best for you at that point.
Yeah.
If I can, I usually can get it with a hand job.
So that was, that was the night before the birthday, the other birthday pool party, huh?
Yes.
Because I remember I woke up the morning of that Sunday.
We did something else before the birthday one, but we did, we went to, we went to EDR.
That's what it was.
Okay.
So we did that like a month ago and then this, the last pool party that we went to EDR, which
we talked about the following day we had a LS birthday party to go to house party, which
was the same house, which was our first house party.
Yes.
So I remember after that EDR, there was a lot of hot sex after that EDR after we talked
about that.
We had, we had, we had fighting, we had angry sex and then makeup sex.
And then I had, I had red irritated penis just from all the hand manipulations in the
mouth and the vaginals.
Yeah.
So we were going to this other pool party at our friend's house.
It was her birthday party.
And I remember like my penis was like a little red.
I'm like, Oh, this is going to, you know, tender penises don't make Mr. Suites happy.
So it recovered though.
It did.
I know it was, we just got to give it a little break.
I came home coconut oil or aqua for my secret is aqua for aqua for heals everything.
So we came home.
I dabbed a little aqua for on it and it was ready to go.
Little break.
And then we had the other party to go to.
Yes.
Which do you want to talk about that today?
Tonight?
That one wasn't that, there wasn't that much that happened at the party.
There wasn't a whole lot, but because you still, there's a couple things that happened.
Yeah.
You were there.
I was just kidding.
Oh yeah.
I remember what happened.
There's a quite a few things that happened.
I can think of three, four.
Say it.
All right.
So we went to the party.
We got there earlier and we loaded in and we had a good time.
All right.
Everybody thanks you for, no, we, it took a little bit.
We were there for a few hours and then let me see what was the first thing that happened?
We got in the pool.
It was a pool party.
So we were in the pool.
We were having drinks.
We were having like, what in the hours?
Oh, the, I got another double blow job.
You did?
Yeah.
In the kitchen.
Who?
The birthday girl and I, we don't have a name for the other couple.
The one I returned to favor later.
Steel workers.
Sure.
I went in to get a drink.
I think I was refilling our drinks and we have the most unsexy days for all of our friends.
Alfred and Elvira.
The steel workers.
So, so I went in there and got some drinks and then I walked in as I was making my drink.
Mr. Steel worker was, was getting head from the birthday girl.
Oh, okay.
And I was kind of like, I think I got down.
I did like a, I was like, oh, you know, like really close.
And then, um, awkward.
Mrs. Steel worker.
Uh, yes.
Mr. Steel worker dropped down to her knees and then she pulled my steel worker out.
Your dick out and sucked your dick.
And then, yeah, she was doing it and then the birthday girl finished up on him and they
proceeded to share me.
And, um, that's what's funny is last time I was in a dual blow job situation with, um,
Mrs. Steel worker, she passed me off.
Oh yeah.
And you have never let her live it down.
So she was going and then the birthday girl gets in and she, she starts, she passed me
off and started standing up and I said, Nope.
I got her head and I pushed her back down.
I'm like, we're not doing this shit again.
Right.
And she just laughed.
I'm like, so yeah, I got a nice, uh, nice DB, DBBJ.
Um, and then, uh, a little bit later, we were all in a pool and we were talking to Mrs.
Steel worker.
That's funny.
I know.
And we were talking about how she's not like a huge fan of oral on her.
Yeah.
To take it.
Yes.
She's not a huge fan of receiver and I love to give it.
So I'm kind of always like, why?
Like, what's what's actually the previous times we've played with them.
Yeah.
She like her husband has fucked me.
He's gone down on me.
I've gone down on him.
Like, but you, she's gone down on you and that's basically it.
Right.
Yeah.
And I offered to go down.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did, but she was like, no, no, no.
And in the moment, I'm not going to pressure you.
You right.
I mean, that's not.
Yeah.
In the moment, if you say no, I'm going to take it.
Cause for you guys in the moment when you did it, it was, she had already gone down
on you.
You guys were already doing your thing and then her husband was and I were already playing.
So you didn't want to like make it weird.
Yeah.
So I'm like, if you don't want it, you know, there's a reason and we'll leave it at that
and we'll figure it out later.
So, so this was kind of just like kind of a conversation and I was like, you know, what
is it about it that you don't enjoy?
Yeah.
At this point, there's no moment like we're just all having the three of us having a conversation
just talking.
And that, that's more of a moment where you were asked that.
And I was like, you know, what is it?
And she's like, you know, I don't know.
It's just, I don't really.
I kind of get insecure wondering like, you know, what are they thinking while they're
down there, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, we don't, we're not thinking like we're not guys as a guy, we're not thinking
like we're, you know, responding to your body, we're, we're trying to please you.
Yeah.
We're trying to feel what your body's doing.
We're trying to hear you, hear you, see if you're breathing heavy, see if you're moving.
That's the extent of it.
I mean, and then she's like, no, you know, I don't know.
It's not really my thing.
And, you know, most guys can't like, you know, do it good or doesn't work.
I'm like, I love a good challenge.
Say less.
And I don't remember what the magic words were, but before I knew it, we are walking
over to a couch on the patio.
Yeah.
You guys tucked yourselves into a corner and you were, because there was no like, spec,
like people weren't watching.
Yeah.
We kind of took her away.
We still out in the public, but it was kind of a way a little bit.
Yeah.
And then, uh, yeah, I grabbed her legs and I pushed them back behind her, behind her
head and started going at it.
And, um, she seemed to have a good time.
Yeah.
She said she did.
Yeah.
I mean, and it's, and oh, the other thing I was telling her, she's like, yeah, I don't
come from it.
And I was like, you don't have to come.
Yeah.
There's no pressure.
Yeah.
Like with guys, like I've gotten, you know, quite a few blow jobs.
I blow guys all the time.
Yeah.
And I'm not going to have to get a lot of expectation that they're going to come.
In fact, I don't do it for them to come.
I mostly do it because I just want to do it.
And if they come great, if they don't, it's fine with me.
I still did what I wanted to do.
So it's kind of like, like I was telling her that I'm like, you know, not everything has
to have a, like a completion to it.
You can do things just because it's fun.
Just because it's a good time.
So I've had a lot of blow jobs.
And, you know, they're always fun.
They always feel good, but I've only came once with another woman besides you.
Well, we're not counting the counting the stripper in Mexico.
Okay.
Well, no, cause she didn't blow you to completion.
She started it with that.
That's a, that's another story for another day.
But like in the LS, I've only come directly from another woman once.
And that's a fucking story too.
We'll have to, but we need them on to do that.
We need to bring them for that one.
But, um, anyways, so that's what I was telling her.
I'm like, it's just no pressure.
Nobody needs to come.
Just go back there.
You have a fun time and that's literally all it is.
And when you're done, tell me you're done.
You're done.
So she, that she said she came and if she did, we can only take it for her.
Exactly.
Um, I put in a little work and she seemed to have a good time.
And ultimately that's all that matters.
If she, if she just, if she said she came because she just wanted to end, then that's
fine too.
Right.
Cause that, that was her finish time.
Right.
And that was her magic word to get out of it, whatever it was, but.
And she told you, you were the best of the two.
Yeah.
Who are down on her.
I mean, other than her husband.
Yeah.
In LS.
Um, so yeah, so.
She even told the person who was the other person that you were the best.
I hate that.
Savage.
But, uh, so yeah, so yeah, we had a great time.
But he's the guy that likes a challenge too.
So he's probably going to try again.
We're going to be battling now.
She's created, she's created the perfect scenario.
She knows what she's doing.
She's like, Oh, by the way, did you know that?
So I don't know.
I'm down for a competition.
So then that happened and you had some activity in the pool too.
In the pool?
Yeah.
I don't remember exactly what happened, but we talked about it because remember you handed
me your drink.
I don't think I did anything in the pool.
You did.
So I can't remember exactly what it was, but, um, yeah, I can't remember all the details.
I gave, uh, Mr. Steelworker a blowjob in the kitchen.
In the kitchen?
That kitchen gets a lot of work.
Well, it's not the pool.
I didn't see that.
I did not see that either.
He's always one to be like, to just be like, just pull it out and be like stuck it.
Like that's, that's his like MO.
Like he will, he will just get a like, try and get a blowjob anywhere he can.
Don't blame him.
Shit.
He's like, come on.
And then, um, so after that, we made our way, all of the whole group made our way up to
the, the, the stripper pool.
Oh yeah.
Also I gave him a blowjob later in the night than this, this conversation.
Oh, okay.
So it was after.
I was after.
Yeah.
So yeah, I might not be going in chronological order.
I feel like I am.
But we all went upstairs.
Um, because the birthday girl has like a full.
She has a full stripper.
Like a full dance room.
It's like lounging chairs, lights and a stripper pole and mirrors.
And she has all her like stripper shoes, like displayed.
Yeah.
Like it's a really cute setup.
She's ready to go with lights and everything.
Cause she did some pole dancing, like classes and stuff.
So she, I don't know, maybe she practices as I'm not sure.
She likes to put on a show.
Yeah.
I think her husband likes to watch.
Of course.
Why not?
That's his thing.
No, like watch her like in a lot of different scenarios.
I'm not a hundred percent sure on that, but that's what I think.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
Um, so we went up there.
I remember sitting in the chair for a little bit and there's a little, some dances going
on.
Yeah.
And that's the birthday girl got on the pole and then, uh, one of our other friends
came and she got on the pole.
Came.
No, like came to the party late.
Oh, I thought you said one of her friends came later and then they were up there and
then she got on the pole.
And then they got you on the pole.
Briefly.
I'm not very good on the pole.
I think I, I fell on the ground.
Yeah.
And then the birthday girl, I think 69 you.
That sounds about right.
Yes.
And we, Swinger powers back and forth.
And we, we later, uh, in messages, um, she said I was a very good dance partner.
So, well, if you call me laying on the ground and just getting your dick sucked.
Oh, she's the new outlier.
Yeah.
Flipped, he flipped.
Yeah.
Sure.
I love dancing.
So yeah, I think we got invited back to the next one.
Yeah.
We had a great time at that party as we always do.
So we're a fun couple.
We don't see them very often, but we always have a good time.
So I think, um, that, that kind of wraps up summer.
Now we're going into the fall and we still got some.
Apparently we're ending fall with another pool party.
Yeah.
Let's go.
So, yeah, so we got a lot of shit coming up.
We got all those, got this Saturday coming up.
I got the Duhlin, uh, Halloween parties.
We got New Year's Eve that we're going to be spending in, um, Sandy Ago with the plush
parties and, uh, we're going to, we're going to try to see if we can make it to, uh, Naughty
in New Orleans next year, Naughty in New Orleans.
That's around the July time.
So we have to figure out.
It's like a year and that's like, uh, far away.
I can't even think that far.
Tickets are already almost sold out.
I know.
So we have to, um, we have to kind of close that deal relatively soon.
Um, it's very close to our crews that we're doing now.
So yeah, we're going, I think we mentioned it before.
We're doing a three 11 crews in March, um, with a bunch of, you know, three 11 fans and
stuff.
And we actually have a LS group that we formed for that cruise.
If you guys are into three 11 and you're on that cruise by chance, just do a search for,
uh, three 11 pineapple cruisers, I think is the name of it.
I think we talked about this last time.
Three 11 pineapple crew and join our little private group and we kind of arranged a little
meetups and whatnot on the boat.
So anyways, um, yeah, three 11 pineapple crew.
So anyways, um, you can reach us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
You check out our tick talk sweet side of life podcast.
And like I was saying earlier, you can find us at nine, five, one, two, two, six, five,
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Uh, you can send text messages.
You can leave voicemails.
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And if you feel obliged dick pics, I will forward those to Carlos, my Latin lover and
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So, um, I think that's it baby.
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns
and keep shaking it up.
Love you baby.
Love you too.
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