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With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple

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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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Hey, welcome back to the sweet side of life.

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Swing Your Lifestyle Podcast.

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I feel like I'm looking for the full title of it.

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Well, it's been two weeks.

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So long.

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It feels like it.

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It literally does.

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We normally record our pot.

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We're going to pull back the curtain.

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We normally pull.

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We normally do our podcast typically on Thursday night, which is a thirsty Thursday.

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It just kind of makes sense.

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But it's Friday now.

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It's Friday, Friday.

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You had an interest in week.

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I've had a busy fucking week.

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So we weren't able to do our normal, normal schedule.

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Nobody panic.

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Don't be alarmed.

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So after this, after we record this on Friday, we're actually going to go to the jacuzzi.

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Holy balls.

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Two podcasts in a night.

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Holy ballsack.

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Feeling the heat with the sweets.

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So anyways, before we get any further, as you know, or as you maybe don't know, we are

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a drink and podcast first and foremost.

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We can swing in lifestyle.

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Do I need to add that adjectives to it?

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So anyways, let's cheers really quick.

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Cheers.

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Your eyes is dead.

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This is melting.

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That was weird.

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So what are you?

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What are you doing?

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What are you drinking?

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Chica chica.

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Chica chica.

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I'm drinking.

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This is the first time I've had when I'm drinking.

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Oh, yeah?

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It's actually kind of tasty.

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It's sweet.

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Super basic.

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I'm trying to find where.

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So I'll go ahead and kill time.

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It's a sweet amaretta sour.

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So two ounces amaretta.

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Is this how you made it?

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Well, because whenever I first make a drink, I always try to make it per the recipe so

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that I don't fuck it up.

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So with that in mind, I could have made it a little more tart for my taste.

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an amaretta sour.

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I've never heard sweet amaretta sour.

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I've always just heard amaretta sour.

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So maybe the simple syrup is what made it sweet.

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So anyway, sweet amaretta, it's two ounces amaretta.

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Get to the chorus.

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One ounce simple syrup, three fourths of an ounce lemon juice.

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It called for one and orange slice, but I just did two of the fancy cherries.

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I ended up buying if you'd listen to previous bonus at work or something.

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If you listen to myself to the good, the good, the $20 of fucking bottle cherries.

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So two of those, which probably 50 cents a cherry.

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I don't know when you're in the jar.

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It's good.

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Is it a drink you're going to have again?

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it's different than the sweet one.

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use a little more on the chart side.

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Well, at least someone's finally using the amaretta that's been on our bar for ever.

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I know.

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We were just talking about this.

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I think a friend that we have drinks it, but then you were like thinking he drinks Southern

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Comfort and I was like, I'm pretty sure I was giving him shit about being a low, um,

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a low level, like a low percentage alcohol.

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So I'm pretty sure it's amaretta, but we'll have to ask him when we see him next.

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Who's right?

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It might be tomorrow.

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Yeah, it might be tomorrow.

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So what are you drinking my love?

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I am drinking something that's fucking with my throat right now.

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Is that jam meat mouth?

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That it's just so gross.

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So gross.

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I am kind of going old school.

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It's a drink I used to drink back in the day.

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Back when, when I was a partier.

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I am no longer a partier.

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You party more now.

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I party more now than I ever have.

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It's a Adios motherfucker.

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Motherfucker.

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And now you are a motherfucker.

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I am.

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I am a motherfucker.

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So for those that don't know, this is kind of like a, it's basically a Long Island iced

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Which is basically a Tokyo tea, which is basically a Long Beach iced tea.

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Which is basically, it all kinds of kind of originates from the Long Island iced tea.

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So I don't do tequila in none of my iced teas.

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None of my drinks.

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I don't drink tequila in any of your drinks.

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So this particular recipe is, I don't know the pours.

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I just did a free pour.

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You told me you made it for the recipe.

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No, I said I made it closer to the recipe.

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Normally I make them.

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I make all my drinks strong.

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Mr. Sweet Strong drinks.

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Like there was kind of, I probably did a one ounce pour of vodka as my base.

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Adios.

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Say it again.

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Adios, motherfucker.

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An ounce of vodka, half ounce of gin, half ounce of triple sec, half ounce of just a

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Bacardi white rum, half ounce of blue curacao.

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That blue shit.

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That blue Smurf come.

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Did I miss something sweet and sour?

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Sweet and sour and Sprite.

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It is a sweet ass drink.

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But it's also pretty strong.

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So that's, but for only if you, it's only strong if you order in a bar.

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I feel like your drinks are normally just this strong, normal.

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Like you could drink anything and it's this strong because you just like, yes, like pour

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None of my drinks typically would be legal in a bar.

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So that's so funny that you say that because last night when I was at the girls on quark

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thing, the lifestyle girls event.

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And there's one of our friends was there and she was like, have you had his drinks?

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Cause he can drink that guy.

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Pour me a drink, like his painkillers and he was like, or she was like, she was asking

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you if you have my, no, like asking girls I was standing with talking about you.

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Like, oh, have you had his drinks?

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And then saying like the only place or only people her husband drinks around or her boyfriend

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drinks around is us.

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And yeah, it's just funny.

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She's like, have you had his drink?

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He can make a mean drink.

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Well, I'm good at something.

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I'd rather it be that.

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Speaking of drinks, we, we've gotten a couple emails of people asking about, you know, what

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we used to record and, and just kind of stuff like that.

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So you're pretty soon.

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I'm gonna.

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Speaking of drinks moves into what we were used to record.

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You'll see, you'll see how this is going to connect here.

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I'm weaving in stories.

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I'm weaving in stories.

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It's all going to make sense in about 27 minutes.

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Got it.

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So I made the bar.

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So here you are in charge of the ticktocks.

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I don't know how I got designated to that, by the way, because you know how to ticktock.

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But you must have forgotten because there hasn't been a ticktock in about two weeks.

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Well, you have another podcast in two weeks.

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You can't do that.

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All right, everybody, please raise your hands if you want more ticktocks.

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So do them.

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So I'm gonna, I'm going to take it upon myself to do a new ticktock here soon.

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That's gonna actually, it's going to be like a tour of things that we mentioned in our

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Where we record.

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Where we, you're going to get a little tour of our recording studio.

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You're going to get, you're going to see videos of our bar.

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You're going to see videos of the jacuzzi area where we record the getting or feeling

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the heat with the sweets.

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Naked.

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No, I'm ticktock.

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You won't see us naked in it.

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Maybe on the spicy page.

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And then of course.

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There's plenty of nudity on the spicy page of me and the jacuzzi.

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That is true.

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Maybe they want more of me.

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Mate.

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Maybe.

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You never know.

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Say less.

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Say more.

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So we're going to, and then of course we got our party shower.

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So we've, we've kind of, you know, talked about all these areas that are fairly prevalent

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within our podcast.

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So I don't, I don't, I can't, I don't know about everybody, but myself, I'm a visual

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person.

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So I liked when somebody does a podcast.

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It could be a let down though.

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Am I a let down?

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I don't know.

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I suppose people are like, the book was better than the movie.

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It could be.

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But we're just going to have to see.

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We're just going to have to play that one by year.

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Cause I know like whenever there's a podcast that they release a video of it or they, they

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do something where I get to see, you know, a little behind the curtain.

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I always enjoy those a lot just cause I like to see what people are working with.

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And when somebody says, you know, like in our case it was like, yeah, you know, we're

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doing, you know, we're filming a podcast in the jacuzzi.

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I would kind of like to see that visual in my head so then I can create the picture in

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my mind as I'm listening to that podcast.

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So here pretty soon, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to try to put together like that

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tour video montage montage.

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So you'll be able to find that on our Tik Tok.

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If you just search the sweet side of life or the sweet side of life podcast, either one

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of those will take you to our Tik Tok and then you can email us while I'm just talking

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about socials at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.

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But yeah, we got a couple of emails kind of asking about our equipment and stuff.

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So I was like, you know what, let's just kind of tackle this in that video.

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I'll show you the equipment we use and I'll show you kind of like how we do our stuff.

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Will you show your equipment?

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I will show my equipment on Tik Tok.

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Going to get us kicked off.

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Tik Tok.

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That's the plan.

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So yeah, that's where I was going to because we mentioned the bar and I'm like, all right,

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well, let me spit this out really quick before we get into our nightly story.

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Tonight on the sweet side of life podcast.

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So speaking of that, I got Carlos from the Swingers Couch podcast.

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I reached out to them.

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They reached back out to us and he actually gave me his cell phone number.

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So we're going to post it live.

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Are you guys ready?

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You have a pen and paper?

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So JK.

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I do recall.

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Psych.

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Psych.

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How old are you?

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How old?

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I do recall Autumn Sins saying she enjoys dick pics.

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So I might have to just Google a bunch of random dick pics and just blow up their cell

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phone.

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But this is Carlos's phone.

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You could send your dick pic from that we talked about before that your friend still

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had from when you were like 24.

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No, I wasn't at 22.

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No, that was like nice.

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That was like 20 to year old dick.

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Yeah.

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That was nice 22.

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I have the same dick now, but it's you know, much older dick.

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It's aged like fine wine.

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It's seen some things.

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It's seen some things.

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Anywho.

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So what are we going to talk about tonight?

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EDR.

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Oh, yes, EDR.

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Because I got, we went, I feel like that was our last podcast and we're going to do a

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hitting the streets with the sweets.

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You're supposed to do one on the way there.

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We were supposed to, but we just were going to and we just didn't think you got lame on

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me for some reason.

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I think I did.

305
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No, we were just, I was in my brain because we started thinking about other like there

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were, we were thinking about, I started thinking about other things.

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I can't remember what it was.

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Oh, because we're, we're thinking about doing merch.

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Like, oh yeah.

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Like we're thinking about doing like just like swing or a tire to sell.

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Not really to like make big bucks off of it or anything, but just because I've been looking

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big bucks and I can't.

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I like big bucks and I can't.

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You other ones get to know.

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No, we just, we have like some sayings.

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So yeah, I just looked up some, I was, I've always like searching on like Amazon or whatever

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for like stuff and it's all lame and all the same.

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All right.

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There's another tagline all lame and all the same.

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So we were, I was like in my head, like I just got stuck on that and like thinking of

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things to like put on merch.

322
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Yeah.

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And it just documented some ideas.

324
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Yeah.

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And it's just like, once my brain starts going on something, I just can't.

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I'm just like there.

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That's what I was just doing.

328
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And so I was so silent.

329
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You're like, are you hungry?

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What do you need?

331
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Like, are you hungry?

332
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Are you hungry?

333
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What did I do?

334
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What did I do?

335
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You have to pee.

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And I was just silent.

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I'm like, no, I'm just thinking.

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Like my brain is just, you could see the steam coming out of my ear.

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That's what it was.

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Like I was thinking in my head, we should do a podcast, but I'm like, you're just really

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quiet.

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So this is going to be a really boring podcast.

343
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Because typically the hidden the streets with the sweets is driven by you because I'm driving.

344
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So I can, I'm not like a hundred percent.

345
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You're driving the car.

346
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I'm driving the conversation.

347
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Yeah, but you weren't driving shit that day.

348
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I was driving nothing.

349
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Yeah.

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The hamster and my brain, the hamster in my brain was running real fast, but nothing

351
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was coming out.

352
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No, just ideas.

353
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So anyway, we didn't, but we did go to EDR.

354
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Yes.

355
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And we had a really good time.

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This was over Labor Day weekend.

357
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Yes.

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And then we did a day.

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Saturday.

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And so prior to going to that, and only reason why I wanted to bring this up is because people

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who like live in our area and listen to us and no EDR or like have heard stuff or part

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of their group or whatever, there has been a lot of this and that back and forth.

363
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Rumors.

364
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Rumors.

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And I've just been asked like 50 times because people know we go, you know, what is, what

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is real?

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And even the other, the other night when I was talking to some women, the thing I was

368
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at like people were still spreading kind of the rumors, you know, and I was like, oh,

369
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

370
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Yes.

371
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Yes.

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What you received, the information you received, you did receive like not trying to like say

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you didn't receive that information.

374
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However, they backtrack several times.

375
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So basically what happened is EDR was either having an event or whatever and saying they

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were changing their policies essentially on clothing, whether or not it was for one event

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or whether or not it was for their entire club.

378
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They didn't really specify necessarily and they kind of made it seem one way or another.

379
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But anyway, I think they got backlash from the community regardless.

380
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Sounds like it.

381
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So for those of you that don't know, EDR is exotic dreams resort.

382
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It's a clothing, optional lifestyle resort in Palm Springs, Southern California.

383
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Yeah.

384
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And it's one of our favorites.

385
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We've been there quite a bit.

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If you listen to our past, if you listen to our past episodes, we've talked about it

387
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quite a bit.

388
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Yeah.

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So we don't want to, I don't want to speculate one way or another on what their intention

390
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was.

391
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I don't know their intention.

392
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All I know is the information we were getting and we were getting mixed.

393
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So finally we were like, but we had already kind of planned to go there for Labor Day.

394
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So we were like, well, let's just go see for ourselves what it, what it is.

395
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Because there was retractions on emails, there was emails, there was retractions on the retractions.

396
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It was like kind of messy.

397
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160
Yeah.

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It wasn't handled very well.

399
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,520
It wasn't handled very well at all.

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So we went and nothing changed.

401
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,840
Just so you know, if anybody is in Southern California and this is what you, and you

402
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have been avoiding EDR, but you liked it before, but you thought they changed something.

403
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It may have changed for a couple of weekends.

404
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Yeah.

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And it's, it's back to what it was.

406
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To what it was.

407
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Yeah.

408
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There's no, there's literally no difference.

409
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
Yeah.

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00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880
There's no difference.

411
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,880
It was clothing optional, just the same as it always was in all the areas.

412
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,840
There's play in place everywhere.

413
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Like there was, I mean, and we'll talk to that because we did play low jobs on the pool

414
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in the pool, under the pool, under the water.

415
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:06,880
So there was no, like it was literally like business as usual for us.

416
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,440
So we'll just swipe, swipe, swipe clean.

417
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,440
Yeah.

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So just, yeah.

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So if anybody, like I said, if anybody has heard anything and they've been avoiding it

420
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because, I mean, now we're going into a little bit of more of their off season.

421
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,840
But if you're avoiding it because you thought XYZ, just know we were just there.

422
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Nothing has changed.

423
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320
Give them another chance.

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00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,440
If you have another chance.

425
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,680
If you, yeah.

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If these places don't exist and if we don't support the places that do exist, they will

427
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not exist.

428
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,360
And right.

429
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,840
So we're, we have nowhere, nowhere to play.

430
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We're back in our own bedroom.

431
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,040
So that was kind of our thing is like, we just wanted to check it, make sure everything

432
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was good.

433
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Cause they, like you said, all the emails came out.

434
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,920
Nope.

435
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920
We're the same.

436
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,920
We're the same.

437
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So we just went, saw with our own eyes and everything was legit and it felt good.

438
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So got to keep supporting it.

439
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,200
Yeah, exactly.

440
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,000
We want to definitely support all the different things that we possibly can in our area because

441
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there's not a lot of them.

442
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And we, you know, need to make sure that we support so they stay in business and we have

443
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places to go and meet like minded people.

444
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Exactly.

445
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,360
Um, but yeah, so we went, we got there super fucking early because you got my ass out of

446
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,680
bed at fricking eight o'clock.

447
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,120
Our day pass starts at nine AM.

448
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,920
You didn't get me out of bed at eight o'clock in the morning.

449
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You had me out the door at eight o'clock in the morning.

450
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560
Exactly.

451
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Nine AM or day pass starts.

452
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Right.

453
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So we don't like wasted time.

454
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We got there.

455
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560
Exactly.

456
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It was a day pass cause they do, um, for holiday weekends, they always do a two or three day

457
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stay and we couldn't stay for two or three days.

458
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We had one night for, yeah, we had a, we had an event on Friday and we had an event on

459
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Sunday.

460
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,920
So we just went up for a day and then, uh, came back home the next morning.

461
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,080
Yeah.

462
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,880
So we stayed offsite, but it was close where we stayed.

463
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,760
It was kind of a weird place, but it was fine.

464
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,760
That's a whole other thing.

465
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,760
Yeah.

466
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,760
Nothing, nothing good though.

467
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,760
Yeah.

468
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,720
Um, so we got there at like 10 30.

469
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:14,640
I'd say 10 30 after we did the whole, um, hotel, hotel and everything.

470
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,640
Yeah.

471
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:21,640
So, um, we got there at like 10 30 and it was pretty dead and it was Saturday and I

472
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:26,880
was a bit concerned, but then I always know like when we stay, people go get breakfast.

473
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,440
They are hung over from the night before a little bit.

474
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If they were there Friday.

475
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,880
So it was kind of like benefited of that outright cause I was like, fuck, they fuck themselves.

476
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880
Like,

477
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Well, especially cause when we did get in the pool, the, the talk amongst everybody,

478
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:45,000
everybody was all of the emails and all the bullshit.

479
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,760
And it was like a lot of the people, you know, almost didn't come because of all the

480
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:57,320
staples, people who we have seen there every time we go, they were like, we, and not only

481
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,760
always see there, they always get a cabana.

482
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:04,360
They're always like the, like you always like people know who they are, you know, if I describe

483
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,200
them, they're like, Oh yeah, I know who that is.

484
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,720
They might know their names, but they know who they are cause they're a fun couple and

485
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,480
they're always like dancing and doing all the things.

486
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,640
So it's like they, I overheard her saying like, yeah, we were already looking at other

487
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:21,320
reservations cause her, her, um, significant, who's the guy she always comes with, um, he

488
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,320
likes to be nude.

489
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,960
And you know, one of the things was no nudity.

490
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So I mean, what is what they kind of said.

491
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,080
So then when they were like, Oh shoot, we can't be nude.

492
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,080
Like no, he likes to be nude.

493
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,840
She actually gets a nude later in the night or whatever, but like he's a nude immediately.

494
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,920
So I feel like, um, yeah.

495
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,400
And then they were like, no, no, no, it's fine.

496
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,880
Like when they, I guess when they called the canceler reservation, they were like, no,

497
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you're good.

498
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,800
It's no rules have changed, et cetera, et cetera.

499
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,160
So when we go in, it's like kind of all the conversations that everybody is having, like

500
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:52,000
the experience they had, the emails they got, what they were doing, a layer of animosity

501
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
and a little bit.

502
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,320
It's like we're all here, but kind of under protest.

503
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320
Yeah.

504
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,120
Like only cause we couldn't get our money back.

505
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,120
Or like whatever, you know what I mean?

506
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,120
It was just kind of like a, hmm.

507
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,480
Yeah, definitely started off like that.

508
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,480
Yeah.

509
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,120
And I mean, it was not a big crowd in the pool at that time.

510
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,400
So I was kind of concerned too.

511
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,880
I'm like, Oh shit, like this is a holiday weekend.

512
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,680
It should be busy.

513
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:17,880
So, um, but anyway, we, we talked to a bunch of people and beyond that and met some other

514
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,000
couples and then all that, I swear to God, like one, just one moment I looked up and

515
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,160
I was like, Holy shit, the pool is full.

516
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,640
Well we, we, we kind of migrated to the deep end.

517
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,640
Yeah.

518
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,640
Cause it was in the shade.

519
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,280
There's shade and we had our back to the shallow wind, which is typically where people enter

520
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,200
on the stairs.

521
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,320
So we're talking to like some people in the deep end and then like you said, yeah, we

522
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,000
turned around and all of a sudden there's people on our backs.

523
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
We're like, Oh shit.

524
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Yeah.

525
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
It was just packed.

526
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
We didn't like, where did they come in?

527
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Did they let them in the side gate?

528
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
It was literally about like, did they parachute in?

529
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,440
Two 30 or three o'clock and it was packed.

530
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440
Yeah.

531
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,000
So which I think is about normal, right?

532
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,840
Like, but I was just kind of like freaking out a little bit.

533
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:02,280
And after all that, I mean, I, I, along with everything we heard in the pool, I'm part

534
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,040
of like the message boards and on the website.

535
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,040
Yeah.

536
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040
On the EDR website.

537
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,760
And there was a lot of negativity flowing around.

538
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,400
I was like, yeah, shit.

539
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400
Who knows.

540
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,400
Yeah.

541
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,960
So anyway, we met some couples in the pool.

542
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,640
We were hanging out and then like I said, I looked up and I was like, Holy shit, there's

543
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,080
like literally a packed pool.

544
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,480
And then we get out and you get some use.

545
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,880
So this is what you said too.

546
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,800
This is like the first time where people have some, my tattoos, I get compliments all the

547
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,960
time on my tattoos.

548
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,080
This is like the first time that your tattoos have been called.

549
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,320
Would you have to like a lot of them?

550
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,200
Probably more than I do, but just minds all in one central area.

551
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,200
Yeah.

552
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,480
But there was a girl there and her boyfriend.

553
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,480
And she had tattoos, like all of her thighs.

554
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,480
She was, she was.

555
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,480
She had a big booty.

556
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,280
I say she was probably 70% covered.

557
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,280
I feel like.

558
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,280
Yeah.

559
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280
She had them on her back.

560
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280
Yeah.

561
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280
She's, yeah.

562
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
She's tatted up a lot.

563
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,280
Yeah.

564
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280
A lot.

565
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280
And she had a big old booty, big old natural booty.

566
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,280
I tripped over it a few times.

567
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,280
Yeah.

568
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,280
Huge natural booty.

569
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,280
Really pretty face.

570
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,280
Yeah.

571
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:19,480
So this her and her boyfriend were there and they, they weren't, she had, I think she

572
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:24,120
had said she had done lifestyle stuff before, but he had never been to this place.

573
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,840
So you were telling me he was like, dude, this is crazy.

574
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,840
Like talking to you.

575
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,840
Yeah.

576
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,360
Every time when like I would pass them by the bathroom, he like, dude, this is pretty

577
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360
wild.

578
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,480
Like he, he, he plays some sports and he's like, you know, I'm, I play sports and you

579
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,680
know, I end up at some crazy parties, but I mean, this is pretty wild.

580
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,240
I'm like, I'm like, this is fairly tame.

581
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,240
Yeah.

582
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240
Like at this point it was tame.

583
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,240
Well, you know, there was titties out and there was a couple of things going on, but

584
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,800
I'm like, this is fairly tame, bro.

585
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Like, you know, yeah.

586
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,600
So keep your eyes open for later.

587
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:59,280
So, but that, but she was telling me that she was like, yeah, like I'd prefer to come

588
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,720
to one of these places than to like a regular pool party.

589
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,240
She's like, because obviously she catches eyes.

590
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:13,200
Like she, like I said, she has a naturally big ass and like she's, you know, she has,

591
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,880
she's somebody you are like, holy shit.

592
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,640
Like you, you turn your head to look at her cause she's just, like I said, all the tattoos

593
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,160
my neck still hurts.

594
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,160
Exactly.

595
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,160
All the tattoos, all the things.

596
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,160
You notice her.

597
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,640
So I'm like, I'm sure at a normal pool party, she obviously gets noticed.

598
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,320
So, but it's probably more awkward.

599
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,080
Like, no, that's what she was saying.

600
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,400
She's like, it's more awkward.

601
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,920
And then two like guys don't know how to act.

602
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,560
They're acting crazy.

603
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,800
And then she's like, at least here, you know, I know everybody's respectful.

604
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,120
Everybody asks like, does consent, like there's consent happening, you know, all the things

605
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:51,880
and I, she's like, so I told her, she's like, I told my boyfriend, I was like, let's just

606
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,920
go to this pool party because I feel like it's cause she has done, she has done stuff

607
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,320
in the lifestyle before him.

608
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:04,040
But so she was like, I feel like it's more real and more like safe and more like just

609
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,960
not as you just meet more genuine people and you, you know what their intent is and they'll

610
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,280
tell you like, and you could tell them like she was like, we're not at the point where

611
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,520
we're playing and we're like, cool, let's just have a conversation.

612
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,520
You know what I mean?

613
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,960
She's like, she was told me, she's like, but I, you caught my eye as soon as I walked

614
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,040
in, like you walked in, she goes, I don't know what it is.

615
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,960
She's like, literally the way you put your bag down even I was like, that's my home.

616
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,960
You know, it was just funny.

617
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,640
She's like, she's like, I saw you as soon as you walked in and just the way you carry

618
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,640
yourself.

619
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,640
We're talking about you.

620
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,640
Yeah.

621
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,640
About me.

622
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,920
She's like, the way you carry yourself, the way you like walked in here, like even the

623
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,640
way you just like, this is funny what she said, she's like, this is gonna sound crazy,

624
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,640
but even the way you put your bag down, I was just like, that's my girl.

625
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,200
I was like, I didn't wipe up my bag down a certain type of way.

626
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,840
Even the way you farted in the pool was just like, what?

627
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,560
But it was just funny that that's not the first time you heard that though.

628
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:01,200
No, you heard that at, I think our last podcast about the B of E of the view.

629
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,240
No, it was a sea mountain in sea mountain in.

630
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240
Yeah.

631
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,240
Not B of E. Yeah.

632
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:12,720
The guy told me that his wife told him her, her told him that, but I'm tall and I mean,

633
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,000
I definitely have a look.

634
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,920
You're tall, you have a look and then you have a big, big boobs, big butt.

635
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,920
Yeah.

636
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,120
So I mean, yeah, you're not going to sneak into a room.

637
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,520
I'm not sneaking in anywhere.

638
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520
No.

639
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,520
You would not make a very good ninja.

640
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,520
Not a good ninja.

641
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,400
I'm not, definitely not like.

642
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,400
That should be a t-shirt.

643
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,400
I'm not a good ninja.

644
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,600
I am definitely not a good ninja.

645
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Nobody is missing me.

646
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,840
Whether you like me or you don't, you're definitely not missing me.

647
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,960
Not sneaking in.

648
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,560
So anyway, she was like, so I see you immediately and I mean, and obviously my tattoo, she likes

649
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,880
my tattoos, but anyway, it was just funny.

650
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,280
So we talked to them for a while.

651
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:55,000
They were fun and it was just interesting to hear like what brought them there and like,

652
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,280
you know, I never want to go to another vanilla pool party again.

653
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,280
I know.

654
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,880
I'm like, I don't, I have no desire to keep my top on like anywhere.

655
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880
Literally.

656
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:11,640
We have some places that are pretty close to us that are fun, that offer fun pool parties

657
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,600
and adult spaces, but it's not lifestyle.

658
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,480
I'm just like, I just can't have to keep my top on and that is terrible.

659
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:23,280
Like if I have a choice between A and B, B is going to be fun, but I'm going to go with

660
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,280
A every time.

661
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,280
Yeah.

662
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,320
A, B and the new LS places, the new optional.

663
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:37,320
So we hung out in the pool for a while and then will you met a girl, a woman?

664
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,920
Well, we met a woman.

665
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
We met a woman.

666
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:46,080
And because you didn't give her what she expected immediately, you actually grabbed her attention

667
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,400
more than anybody.

668
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,960
I am shy.

669
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,240
People don't believe this.

670
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240
I am shy.

671
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,720
I am, I am a natural introvert.

672
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:02,880
I, I, I have to, as bad as it sounds, I have to drink for me to kind of come out socially,

673
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,480
but even after I've had a few, I still kind of had my little bubble.

674
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,480
Yeah.

675
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,520
And it does take something to get in that bubble.

676
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,520
So it was earliest in the day.

677
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,000
I had definitely had a couple of drinks.

678
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah.

679
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,120
It was still bright out or suns out, suns out, suns out, suns out.

680
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,360
I don't remember exactly what she said the first time, but she kind of came over to me

681
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,680
and she complimented me.

682
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680
Yeah.

683
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,680
It was very nice.

684
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:32,040
I don't, I don't remember exactly what it was, what she said at that time, but she was

685
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,880
like, she, she made her presence known.

686
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,880
Right.

687
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,880
And she was like, Hey, what's up?

688
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:36,880
I'm like, Hey, what's up?

689
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,560
Her, her husband was around somewhere.

690
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,440
I don't even remember who he was.

691
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,720
I couldn't pick him out.

692
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,400
I've, I never, I couldn't pick him out of a lineup for sure.

693
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,560
I don't recall ever meeting him.

694
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,480
No, I don't think we did, but he was around, but she was on a solo mission.

695
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,920
She was on a solo mission and she kind of came up and, you know, she made her presence

696
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,560
known and I think, you know, quick introduction or whatever.

697
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:07,800
And then, but I didn't, I didn't give her too much and then, um, maybe like half hour

698
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,040
later, 45 minutes, she came up and kind of was like, Hey, how's it going?

699
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,400
I'm like pretty good.

700
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:18,280
And she goes, listen, um, I'm wooing you right now.

701
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,880
And she goes, I never woo anybody.

702
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,800
I know she told, she told me, she's like, I have never had to work this hard for a guy

703
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,280
before in my life.

704
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,280
She's like women.

705
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Yeah.

706
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:34,120
And she goes, but she goes, but she goes, I came over here and like, you're cool, but

707
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,880
like, because he won't give me kind of the time of day, like it's kind of making me

708
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,440
like feel a certain time away.

709
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Yeah.

710
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,880
So she just like, I don't woo anybody.

711
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,720
I'm like, Oh, you know, thank you.

712
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,040
She's like, she's like, listen, you're fucking hot.

713
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,800
And so yeah, I'm just going to keep wooing you.

714
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,720
I'm like, Oh, look forward to it.

715
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,920
You know, I'm like, thank you.

716
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,400
Like, all right, cool.

717
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640
And then it got borderline awkward.

718
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,960
Just because you're awkward.

719
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,960
Because I'm awkward.

720
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,240
And I don't know, not like, not your, like you just felt awkward because you're not

721
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,160
used to people complimenting you and like, and that direct of a way and that.

722
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,160
Yeah, exactly.

723
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,160
That direct.

724
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:17,000
Like I always, which is funny because I, for me to operate within the lifestyle, I, I

725
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,600
need, I need a certain level of assurance from the woman.

726
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,840
Yeah.

727
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:30,760
And typically if you, if you give me enough signs or hints, um, and I know like you have

728
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,320
interest, then I can kind of, you know, take it the rest of the way.

729
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Yeah.

730
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320
She was giving me everything.

731
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,880
She was so direct.

732
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,080
And so it was like, it made me feel like I'm like, literally, I'm like, I don't have to

733
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,080
do anything.

734
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,440
This is, this is too easy.

735
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,360
You know.

736
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,640
And then it was fun.

737
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,160
It was fun.

738
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,280
And then, you know, she kept coming up throughout the day and then she came up at one point,

739
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,680
like a little bit later, she goes, listen, she, you know, she's like, Hey, how's it

740
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,680
going?

741
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,680
I'm like, so I'm great.

742
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,840
She's like, listen, I give you blanket consent to do whatever the fuck you want to do to

743
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:07,840
me.

744
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,840
I'm just like, wow.

745
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:14,840
I don't even think I've said those words to you.

746
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:20,440
You haven't sober, but, um, but I was like, wow.

747
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,640
I'm like anything.

748
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640
She's like, yes.

749
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,640
I'm like, all right.

750
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,640
See, that was your stunt.

751
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640
But you could have done.

752
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,400
You know, I'm like, my truck needs an oil change.

753
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,680
But again, it was just, it was just so much.

754
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,280
It took it.

755
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,800
I'm not going to say it turned me off.

756
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,800
It didn't.

757
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,240
It didn't turn me off, but it, it threw you.

758
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,040
It threw me and it took away my hunt instinct.

759
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,040
Right.

760
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,400
Cause you're like, shit, I'm like, I had, I literally don't have to do it.

761
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400
I don't have to do anything.

762
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,900
Yeah.

763
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:56,840
And that continued throughout the day into the evening.

764
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:02,000
And then you're going to see, what do you remember about the later part of the evening?

765
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,680
Cause see, I have a couple of things in my head, but I'm trying to think if there's anything

766
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,040
else that happened in between.

767
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,040
Oh no.

768
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,040
So, okay.

769
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,540
So if we're just going like, are we going chronologically?

770
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:13,520
Or you just want to talk about her.

771
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,800
Let's maybe focus on her.

772
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,280
And then we can kind of talk about the other.

773
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,280
Yeah.

774
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280
So continue.

775
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:25,240
I'm, I'm trying to, you don't know what it, do you remember anything else like about her?

776
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,240
Yes.

777
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,480
As, as we're going into the night, how did the snorkel dick happen?

778
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
I don't know.

779
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,600
That's what I'm, I was trying to like, I think you, I have no idea.

780
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,920
She probably, oh, you want to know what happened?

781
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,920
Tell me.

782
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:47,120
We came back from dinner and you took your, you didn't have, both of us were naked.

783
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120
Oh, so neither.

784
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,480
The pants off.

785
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,480
Yes.

786
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,960
So neither of us had anything on and we were back in the pool and then she got in, she

787
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,800
was in the pool and she's like, oh, you're naked now.

788
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,120
Throughout the day she was trying to get my pants off.

789
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,400
She was trying to get your pants off.

790
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,400
Yes.

791
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400
I do.

792
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,400
And then she was like, oh, you're naked now.

793
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,400
And so.

794
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,960
See this is where we need each other to connect the dots.

795
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:13,040
And so, um, I don't know how your naked now went to that, but it did.

796
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,720
So you can tell, you can tell her that.

797
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:21,240
I think she probably just grabbed it and, and, and you have a nice dick and people think

798
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,920
you're hiding something that you're not.

799
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,680
I tend not to my, my drawers typically do not come off early in the day.

800
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,440
It takes a little bit and it typically requires, you know, the evening sky to take over.

801
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,280
If the sun's out, my gun's not out.

802
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,000
That's typically how I roll.

803
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,120
The sun's out, my gun's not out.

804
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,520
That's typically how I roll.

805
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520
So we'll see.

806
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,520
It's a evolution.

807
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,520
Yeah.

808
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:51,960
Um, but yeah, I think she was playing with a little bit and then she, she went underwater

809
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,960
and she plugged her nose.

810
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,400
She plugged her nose and then went under to suck your dick.

811
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,400
Yeah.

812
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,400
She gave me a sub.

813
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,480
She gave me, let's call it a, a submarine blow job.

814
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,480
Snorkel.

815
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,480
She snorkeled you.

816
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,240
And, and that was interesting.

817
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,800
Is that an actual thing?

818
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,320
Urban, we should urban dictionary blowing somebody under the water.

819
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:18,440
I'm going to say you can't, I couldn't really feel anything cause there's just so much going

820
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440
on.

821
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440
Yeah.

822
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440
It was a, it was a fun trick.

823
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440
I mean, she qualified for the Olympics.

824
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,800
But what I thought was funny is she plugged her nose and I told her later, he was like,

825
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,800
why did you plug your nose?

826
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,800
She's like, well, how else do you go underwater?

827
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,760
I was like, you just don't breathe friend.

828
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,680
But then I think at that point I'm like, all right, you want to blow me?

829
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,680
Let's go.

830
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,200
And I pulled her over to the stairs and I stood on the stairs and then she blew you

831
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,200
there.

832
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200
She blew me for a little bit there.

833
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,200
So everything's the same at EDR.

834
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,920
You can still get a blow job in the pool.

835
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:55,760
And then later in the night we cross paths again.

836
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,000
You know about this, I think.

837
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

838
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,840
We crossed paths again and I fucked her in the butt.

839
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,840
What?

840
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,840
No.

841
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,840
I was like, I did not know about that.

842
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,760
No, she came up and, and she wanted to kiss.

843
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,760
So I kissed her.

844
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Like it's the least I could do.

845
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:16,040
I kissed her and I ran my hand up between the back of her hair and I pulled her hair

846
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,440
a little bit and then I fingered her.

847
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,240
And she more or less melted into my hand.

848
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,840
She goes, oh, you're a dom.

849
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,320
I go, you fingered her in the pool.

850
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320
Yes.

851
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,320
That's what I'm talking about.

852
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,040
Oh, so we're in, you're in the pool.

853
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040
Yeah, this whole situation.

854
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,680
I do remember seeing that.

855
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:39,320
So it was just kind of like a, it was my way of taking over.

856
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,920
Yeah, taking back your control.

857
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:46,080
Yeah, cause she had up to this point, she, she was controlling the narrative.

858
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,080
And when I pulled her to the side of the pool, that was me kind of controlling the narrative.

859
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,280
I'm like, all right, if you want to do this, let's do it right.

860
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280
Yeah.

861
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280
And then later it was me.

862
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280
Let me feel it not under the water.

863
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,280
Although that was a cool trick.

864
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,280
It was a great trick.

865
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,760
Check off your bucket list.

866
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,200
But it was very much me kind of like, all right.

867
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,800
Although I hope she didn't get anything from the fucking pool at EDR.

868
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,680
I'm sure that came into her mouth.

869
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:14,240
I'm sure that's not my, anyways, so yeah, I got back in the pool.

870
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:19,480
What, it wasn't too far after the blowjob, I don't think, cause I went in there and that's

871
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,640
when I'm like, Oh, all right, you want to play games?

872
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,880
Let's fucking play games.

873
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,680
And then I did that and she's like, Oh, you're a Dom.

874
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:34,320
I'm like, not really like not enough for you can tag me with that.

875
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,320
Yeah.

876
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,280
I'm not hashtag Dom.

877
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,240
But I do elicit that type of behavior kind of.

878
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,560
But yeah, so she and she enjoyed that couple of seconds.

879
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,880
The seconds.

880
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,560
I gave her the best five seconds of her life.

881
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:55,000
No, I gave her the best five seconds of her 15 minute period in the pool at that time.

882
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And then did she leave?

883
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,800
Cause I feel like I, she like, I don't, where did she go?

884
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,480
I don't even remember seeing her after that.

885
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,960
I'd like to think I just made her pass out.

886
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
Maybe.

887
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,960
She's now in a random ER in Palms Rings.

888
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,960
She's still out.

889
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,960
No, I don't know.

890
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,960
On the side of the pool.

891
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,760
I think at that point we kind of drifted off to other.

892
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,280
Yeah, there was another couple.

893
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,720
There was two other couples actually in the pool.

894
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,720
She wasn't super sober.

895
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,720
Yeah.

896
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,400
So she, she might have just like called it a night.

897
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,400
Yeah.

898
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,400
All right, we're done.

899
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,400
Yeah.

900
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,400
So backtracking.

901
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400
Yes.

902
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,400
Let's backtrack a bit.

903
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:36,040
So yeah, we should have probably gone chronologically because now I'm all fucked up in my brain.

904
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040
All right.

905
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040
So we're, let's start over again at 10 a.m.

906
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,040
All right.

907
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,040
So we were driving to Palm Springs.

908
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,720
So we were talking about, so we went, so we ended up going to dinner.

909
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:48,720
Yes.

910
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,280
Because we were hungry.

911
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,560
We needed to eat and yeah, we decided like we should probably eat.

912
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,800
So we ended up going to dinner, but so during, before dinner.

913
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,880
Well really quick.

914
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:06,020
Last time, last time we were in Palm Springs, we were at sea mountain.

915
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:10,120
And we left sea mountain to try to go to your favorite Thai place.

916
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120
So in my head, I'm like, all right, we're gonna end up going.

917
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,680
We didn't end up going that day.

918
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,680
It was close.

919
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,680
Yeah.

920
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,520
But I'm like, let's get you to that Thai food place this time.

921
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,520
So we did.

922
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,640
We went at a responsible time.

923
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:31,160
But so before we went to dinner is when this woman was before the snorkel blow job and

924
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,760
before all that, but it was more in the daytime.

925
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,560
She had already like been like, I'm moving you.

926
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,680
You can, you know, like putting herself out there, you know, and trying to get you naked

927
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,320
and all the things.

928
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,280
And so we go to dinner and I obviously had been drinking and then I was drinking at dinner

929
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,200
and I was telling you, I was like, babe, I was thinking about this woman and she wasn't

930
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,200
super young.

931
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,160
She wasn't old by any means, but she wasn't like super young, you know, but I was thinking

932
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:04,200
about her and I was just like, I was like, babe, we are the youngest.

933
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200
We are ever going to be.

934
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,200
Well, you said the youngest and the hottest.

935
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,840
I was getting there and we're the hottest we're ever going to be, but I've rethought

936
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840
that.

937
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,760
I mean, I might, I'm picking one of the gyms, so I may get hotter at some point.

938
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,880
We'll see, but definitely not getting any younger.

939
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,560
So it was like, babe, I think I'm the best I'll ever be.

940
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:27,920
I was like, babe, we are the youngest and the hottest we are ever going to be.

941
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,760
So we really need to take this opportunity to be slept.

942
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:37,440
Yeah, you said, let's let's let's whore it up a bit because we're, we're, we've always

943
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,960
been kind of little conservative.

944
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,280
Yeah, we're on the conservative side of the Swinger society.

945
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,600
Yes.

946
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:48,160
We have our fun, but we like we say we're more about the hang than the bang.

947
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:54,160
And we still do like that, but I was just like, I don't want to be older and not as

948
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,520
attractive to a larger group of people.

949
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:05,480
You know, like, I think not to, not to like honk my own horn, but in general, I think that

950
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,640
I appeal to a larger, broader group at this point in my life.

951
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:14,360
Like I'm on the younger side of a lot of the people.

952
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:20,960
So I'm like, I would hate to be like in my sixties or something and like, yeah.

953
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,080
No, I mean, I expect plenty of dick.

954
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,400
I should have fucked that dick.

955
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,480
Or I should have like, I should have.

956
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,280
Like, I don't know.

957
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,040
I don't want to be like, we did all of the, I mean, you know, live your life.

958
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,040
No, we're Gertz, right?

959
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,920
But not even one are, but.

960
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,720
Okay, but copyright.

961
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:47,360
Um, but I was just like thinking about it.

962
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,760
And I'm like, at some point, I'm not going to be as attractive to the larger group of

963
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,760
people.

964
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,360
So I'm like, every day that passes is one day closer to death.

965
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,240
And we just got real deep.

966
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:07,240
But no, basically, I mean, it's, yeah, it's a way of thinking.

967
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,680
But I was like, babe, we just like got to.

968
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,880
We got that engine.

969
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,520
We got to get in there.

970
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,520
Put me in coach.

971
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,520
We got to get deeper.

972
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,600
We need more orgies in our life.

973
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,320
That's what a lot of people, you know, would say.

974
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,320
So yeah, and I think I was like, I concur.

975
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:32,280
I mean, yeah, let's talk about that.

976
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280
So then we ate our dinner.

977
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,360
So this is our dinner conversation.

978
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,760
Anyway, so we ate our dinner.

979
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:47,680
We came back to the resort and we instantly got naked and naked.

980
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,200
I was like, I'm just going to be naked all the time now.

981
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,800
So I got naked and then we ran into some friends of friends.

982
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800
Yes.

983
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
Beard and butt.

984
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,040
We ran into some friends of beard and butt.

985
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040
Mm-hmm.

986
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Those are now friends of ours.

987
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Which are now friends of ours.

988
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,920
They haven't received an official name yet though.

989
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:09,400
Yeah, we're still working on their name, but we're kind of flirting with them in the pool.

990
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,400
Kind of flirting.

991
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,440
We were flirting a lot with them.

992
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,440
What happened with that?

993
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,080
So tell people about that situation because you're sitting there and then you're like,

994
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,520
all of a sudden you're like, do you have hardware?

995
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,520
Give me a second.

996
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:33,960
So we've met these friends a couple months ago initially at a vanilla event.

997
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:40,000
And then we've seen them again at another pool party via Vita.

998
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,000
And I've always been attracted to her, but again, I don't.

999
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Unless I'm...

1000
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Unless someone tells you they're attracted to you.

1001
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Yeah, unless you...

1002
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,600
You don't just put yourself out there prematurely.

1003
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:56,520
You basically have to write me a note, get it notarized, laminate it, fold it up, lick

1004
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,240
the envelope and put it in my mailbox.

1005
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,240
And then I might check it.

1006
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,240
And then lick my balls.

1007
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,240
And then I'm like, okay.

1008
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,000
And then I'm like, well, maybe she likes me.

1009
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
I don't know.

1010
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,600
I'm like, I still don't know if this one...

1011
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,600
If she likes it.

1012
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,600
I don't know.

1013
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,800
She literally...

1014
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,000
She did not say.

1015
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Stop, bro.

1016
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
You're stupid.

1017
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,880
But anyway, so they saw us and they ran over like, hey, how's it going?

1018
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,880
How's it going?

1019
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,280
And then, yeah, we're just kind of chatting in the pool.

1020
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,520
And she was on a pool noodle.

1021
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,800
Oh, yeah, with her butt kind of up.

1022
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Yeah.

1023
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
And you're a butt guy.

1024
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
I'm a huge butt guy.

1025
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,800
So you were touching it.

1026
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,800
I was touching it.

1027
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
And then I'm like...

1028
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,680
And then I'm like, I'm going to get on the back of this.

1029
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Let's ride.

1030
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,680
You know?

1031
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,440
So I jumped on the back of the pool noodle.

1032
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,400
And she started like gyrating, like just enough where it was like tickling on my underside.

1033
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,120
I'm like, oh, this is weirdly erotic.

1034
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:54,680
I'm like a, you know, pool noodle from the dollar store is kind of getting me going right

1035
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,680
now.

1036
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,680
That's like crying.

1037
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,680
I don't think it was the pool noodle.

1038
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,680
It wasn't.

1039
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,280
I mean, the pool noodle had like 2% of the blame.

1040
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,560
But so then, yeah, at some point we were in the pool and, you know, my hands were wandering

1041
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:13,120
and I was, you know, touching her butt and fondling and I'm like, I'm a butt guy.

1042
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:20,200
So my, my hand goes down like her crack and my middle finger all of a sudden, it goes

1043
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,200
thud.

1044
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,440
I was like, what the fuck?

1045
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,440
And I kind of did like a little exploratory like tickle.

1046
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,720
I go, you're packing hardware right now.

1047
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,560
She's like, oh my God, I forgot I had a butt plug in.

1048
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:37,560
So I like, I tapped it a few times.

1049
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,120
I'm like, yep, it's there.

1050
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,560
And then you're like, should I pull it out?

1051
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,560
She's like, absolutely not.

1052
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:48,960
We're not pulling the butt plug out of the pool.

1053
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,280
It was a weird moment, but it was oddly hot again at the same time.

1054
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:58,120
It was kind of like a very, it just, it was just, I did not expect that.

1055
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,120
I did not expect that.

1056
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,120
Oh, it's funny.

1057
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,120
But so yeah.

1058
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,120
I was sort of flirting with them a bit, but then we got separated.

1059
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,560
Like we went to the bathroom and then they went into the jacuzzi and I made a drink and

1060
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,520
I went to go, the bathroom was out of toilet paper, the main, the one by the pool.

1061
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,800
So I was like trying to go find toilet paper for the next person who was in there and I

1062
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,960
feel like, I know, I don't want to leave anybody hanging.

1063
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:28,360
So I feel like, um, I think we just, I mean, being drunk, we just like got back in the pool.

1064
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,120
I was like, I'm hot for running around trying to find a freaking toilet paper for some,

1065
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,360
for the bathroom.

1066
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,440
Well, we also had another couple that we had met there.

1067
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,880
We've talked to them a little bit on Cassidy or I've talked to them, I should say.

1068
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,000
And for almost two years, we've kind of exchanged, Hey, are you going?

1069
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah, maybe not.

1070
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,240
But they ended up making it.

1071
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:53,200
So we were chatting to them at the same time we were chatting.

1072
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,920
So anytime there was like a little distraction, we would get pulled.

1073
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,920
I don't know who you're talking about now.

1074
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,920
Who are you talking about?

1075
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,920
We'll call them, we'll call them the football couple.

1076
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,920
Okay.

1077
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,920
Yeah.

1078
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,920
The football couple.

1079
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,920
Yeah.

1080
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,920
So we, yes.

1081
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920
So we started chatting to them and so we got kind of, I think we kind of got sidetracked.

1082
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,920
There's a lot of sidetracks.

1083
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,120
And then literally, I know it's like always like squirrel, squirrel.

1084
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,440
So there's a lot of squirrels.

1085
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,880
We, um, some festy stopped.

1086
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,360
We lost track of beard and butt's friend, which we'll give them a name at some point.

1087
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,000
We lost track of our pants, we lost track of everything.

1088
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,320
So, um, so we were talking to the football couple, let it be known.

1089
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,720
I came back with my flip flops and my shorts.

1090
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:39,400
In fact, there was an extra pair of flip flops at our table.

1091
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:44,520
We had rented a cabana and when we were leaving, there was two pairs of flip flops at our table.

1092
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,520
Flip flop gods.

1093
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,720
And we only took one.

1094
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,760
So there's another pair still sitting there.

1095
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,920
I might have accidentally brought back another pair though.

1096
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,920
Two.

1097
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,920
Maybe.

1098
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,800
So I was leaving my flip flops at our table.

1099
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,680
We rented a cabana.

1100
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,360
So I was leaving my flip flops at the table.

1101
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,880
So I didn't, but I might have got it out of the pool one point and just grabbed flip

1102
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,880
flops and brought.

1103
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,800
So I might have taken flip flops again.

1104
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,800
We left them there though.

1105
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,800
Yeah, we left them.

1106
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,760
There was one pair that was left.

1107
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,760
We didn't take both.

1108
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,760
That's what I'm saying.

1109
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,680
I might have brought it back to our table.

1110
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:19,400
Oh, you might have brought him from the pool to our table, but they weren't yours.

1111
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,400
They weren't, but they look.

1112
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,800
Which is why they were sitting there.

1113
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800
Exactly.

1114
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:28,040
And then the night I was like, why do we have four pairs of like four flip flops here that

1115
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,560
are not yours?

1116
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,920
So anyway, I think that's fuck.

1117
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,040
I'm horrible with you are flip flops.

1118
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,760
So we had another couple that we've speaking of that we'll have to touch on more about

1119
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,640
the flip flop story later on another podcast.

1120
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,640
Yeah.

1121
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,480
There's, there's more to the flip flop story, not this one, but the previous one.

1122
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,600
But anyway, so yes, we were talking to the football couple.

1123
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,400
We were talking to a beard and butt friends couple.

1124
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,680
And then we saw another couple that are always that EDR.

1125
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,040
Where's the calm, the EDR couple at this point?

1126
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,200
Yeah, they're, they're always there when we're there.

1127
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:06,360
They live really close to us, but we only see them at EDR.

1128
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,440
And he comes up to me and he's like, you know, we've made out four times.

1129
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,240
And I was like, I remember making out with you, but not four times.

1130
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,640
And he's like, it's been four times.

1131
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,640
I'm like, okay.

1132
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,640
And then he's like, let's make it five.

1133
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,080
And I was like, okay.

1134
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,560
But then you were with his wife.

1135
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:29,120
And no, at this time you were actually with the girl, the snorkel girl.

1136
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,400
And she was sucking your dick on the.

1137
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,720
So this was during that time.

1138
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,720
Yeah.

1139
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:34,720
Now we're, now we're blending the stories.

1140
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:35,720
Yeah.

1141
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,720
So she was sucking your dick on the steps and I was hanging out and then he, that's when

1142
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:44,320
he started talking to me and he was like, you know, and then he was like, and then he

1143
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,320
goes.

1144
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,680
And then after he was, we made out for a little bit, then he goes, wait, should I have asked

1145
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,680
your husband?

1146
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,280
And I was like, I looked over and I was like, he's getting his dick sucked on the side of

1147
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,280
the pool.

1148
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,280
I think we're good.

1149
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:02,000
And then, and then we're making a little bit more.

1150
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,520
And then he was like fingering me, but I don't like to be fingered in a pool because I don't

1151
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:11,720
want any kind of like, yeah, I don't want anything getting in my vagina.

1152
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,360
So I was like, okay, that's good.

1153
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,400
We're not doing that in here.

1154
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,680
But didn't he say, we made out four times.

1155
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Let's make it five.

1156
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Yeah.

1157
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680
And then he said, well, let's make it six.

1158
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,680
Yeah.

1159
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,480
And then he like, he just kept saying, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, every

1160
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,120
time you start to stop, I don't know.

1161
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,520
It's like, I don't know what we even got up to.

1162
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,920
But anyway, then the other girl had left the snorkel girl, whatever.

1163
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,960
That's why I don't really know what happened there.

1164
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,440
Like when she left and what had happened.

1165
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,960
Cause I was making out with that guy and then his wife was there though.

1166
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,640
So then I think you started kissing her.

1167
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,640
Yeah.

1168
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,640
We've, we met them.

1169
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,640
And she's short.

1170
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,640
Yeah.

1171
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,840
We met them a while ago.

1172
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,840
And I'm always going to track the track.

1173
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,680
You were carrying her around like on your hip leg.

1174
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,680
She is tiny.

1175
00:51:54,680 --> 00:52:00,960
I, I'm a tall, taller guy and I normally prefer taller women.

1176
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,920
But I do have a thing for short women as well.

1177
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,040
I just have a thing for women.

1178
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:10,600
I mean, I mean, I've realized this the more I've been in the LS like I thought I had

1179
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:15,440
a type, but I think it's just my type is women.

1180
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:21,000
Like there's something I can find attractive about, you know, just about every woman.

1181
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,560
And I do enjoy the concept of a tiny little woman.

1182
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,680
I would say tiny little girl without asking some weird.

1183
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,520
And I've always been attracted to, she's very pretty.

1184
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,240
And so yeah, I think, uh,

1185
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,600
So I think you were making out with her.

1186
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:40,640
And I were making out and she complimented by kissing.

1187
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:41,640
Oh yeah.

1188
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,840
She said, she said, she goes, you're a very good kisser.

1189
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,840
You've been told that before.

1190
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:45,840
I was like, well, thank you very much.

1191
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:46,840
As you are as well.

1192
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:55,600
So, so yeah, so we kind of like light played with them a little bit in the pool.

1193
00:52:55,600 --> 00:53:00,280
And then we got out and we went to a playroom.

1194
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,280
We went to a playroom.

1195
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,280
Yeah.

1196
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,280
I lost our bag.

1197
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,520
And she's apparently our bag with like vibrators and condoms and stuff.

1198
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,520
I forgot about it.

1199
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,520
But I remember.

1200
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,520
And you're like looking everywhere for it.

1201
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,520
I'm like, oh, it's wrapped in this sheet.

1202
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:19,360
But we went to a playroom and we, um, you and I fucked.

1203
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,160
And then some listeners to our podcast, like next to us.

1204
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,160
Oh yeah.

1205
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:31,160
And then the football couple fucked in the other bed across from us.

1206
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,160
And she was a squirter.

1207
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,240
I could literally hear the juices as she's getting fucked.

1208
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:39,440
I'm like, I was like, she is a wet clean up on aisle nine.

1209
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,440
Yeah.

1210
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,440
And then.

1211
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,440
And then we left.

1212
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,440
No.

1213
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,440
We left.

1214
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,440
Yeah.

1215
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,440
Yeah.

1216
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,720
We had a little bit of a issue there.

1217
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,720
We had a misunderstanding.

1218
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,560
We'll have a misunderstanding.

1219
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:58,000
I'll let you, I'll let you say how that misunderstanding made you feel because you were, you were on

1220
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
that side of the misunderstanding.

1221
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Yeah.

1222
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
No.

1223
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,680
I think in the lifestyle, it's obviously communication and then you have to be heard,

1224
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,280
but alcohol has a part to play in that.

1225
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,040
Like, so I wasn't being heard.

1226
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:19,880
Like I felt, uh, at some point I felt like I wanted to like just be with you because

1227
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,720
I just needed reassurance.

1228
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,240
And then you were not understanding what I was saying.

1229
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,040
Like I wasn't being clear enough apparently.

1230
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,520
And we also came off of the speech at dinner.

1231
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,520
Yeah.

1232
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:37,160
So I'm like, in my head, I'm like, all right, you know, I know what we've done and I know

1233
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:41,960
where we're at and, you know, we just talked about, let's turn up the volume a little bit.

1234
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,560
And then I reached for the stereo.

1235
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,560
Yeah.

1236
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,080
And I'm fine with still turning up the volume.

1237
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,200
It was just at that moment I was like, I need to check it.

1238
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,200
I need to, you know, I need a little bit more reassurance because we can turn up the volume,

1239
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,000
but like, let's do it a little bit, like a little bit slower, maybe.

1240
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Like I didn't know where, I don't know.

1241
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,040
I was just, I was feeling a certain type of way and I needed, I needed reassurance from

1242
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,240
you and I wasn't feeling like I was getting it.

1243
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:09,200
So then it created a little bit of an argument, which I think if everybody's being honest,

1244
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,800
I feel like a lot of people go through that.

1245
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,920
Like communication is key.

1246
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,080
And I think the key to this is just realizing like we then went, we kind of had a little

1247
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,720
argument or whatever.

1248
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,120
And then we went to go fuck.

1249
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,400
And then we came back out and we had a little bit more of an argument.

1250
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,760
And then we left and then we just fucked again all night.

1251
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,280
And then the next morning I feel like we were good.

1252
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,480
Yeah, we left, we'd left when we should have left.

1253
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:39,320
I wanted to stay a little bit longer in my head because I never want to leave the party.

1254
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:44,240
But we were both, we've been at that point, we had both been drinking for 12 hours at

1255
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,240
least.

1256
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,240
Way more than that.

1257
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,040
Cause we left at like midnight and we started at like 10.

1258
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,000
That's true.

1259
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,280
So we, we needed to go.

1260
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,280
Yeah.

1261
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,960
But like I said, I have FOMO.

1262
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,880
I never like, if I'm allowed to be there until 2am, I want to be there until 2 10.

1263
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:04,240
That's just how I'm wired because I don't know.

1264
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:10,480
But yeah, so we, we had a little, a little tiff and you know, anybody knows when you

1265
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,320
have two drunk people having an argument, it does, it goes nowhere.

1266
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,080
Yeah, it goes in circles.

1267
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,080
It goes in circles.

1268
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,280
Cause I'm feeling a certain type of way.

1269
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,280
You're feeling a certain type of way.

1270
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,960
And we're just talking in circles.

1271
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,240
In my mind, like you're feeling your way and I'm, I'm, I'm, I was more confused.

1272
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,240
Yeah.

1273
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,160
Cause I'm like, it's just, it kind of came out of nowhere.

1274
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,200
I was like, whoa, you know, and I was like, I, and I'm like, I understand what you're

1275
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:37,120
saying, but it's, it's just hard to, you know, make sense when you're drunk and you're in

1276
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,800
a hyper sexual situation.

1277
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:44,680
So if anybody out there that says they've never had that, I don't want to call you a

1278
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:50,360
liar, but so yeah, that we kind of ended the night there.

1279
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,240
And you know, it was a quiet Uber ride home.

1280
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,640
It was a very quiet Uber ride.

1281
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,840
And then we're back to the hotel, but, and then it was a very, well, and then it was

1282
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,960
like a very quiet, like entering the hotel and this hotel had a key, an actual key.

1283
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
Yes.

1284
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,840
It was in like a lock box and there was a thing and I'm looking at you put the key in wrong

1285
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,920
and I'm like, I was putting the key in backwards backwards and I'm just watching you do it.

1286
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,800
And then normally, like normally I'd be like, Hey babe, like you got it backwards and I'd

1287
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,800
be like, but I just was like, I, in my head, I was like, I'm just going to watch this motherfucker

1288
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800
struggle.

1289
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,560
I was literally just so irritated.

1290
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,680
I was like, not going to help you at all.

1291
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,840
And that decision didn't benefit you at all.

1292
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,880
Like you're standing there in a courtyard of a, it's like, we could have all just gotten

1293
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,200
to the, and then we go back and we get into the room and then there was a little bit of

1294
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,800
stomping around and then it's like, and then we just go and I don't even know, but how

1295
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,800
we ended up, but we did.

1296
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,800
We ended up fucking all the way.

1297
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,880
I think I said, I think I was just like, I think it was as much as just like, bitch,

1298
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,720
take your clothes off.

1299
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:50,560
And there were, there was some angry fucking, there was some choking.

1300
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,760
There was some, some rough shit that was happening.

1301
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,360
But yeah, I mean, it was all in love.

1302
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,800
And then in the morning I was like, where's the key when we were trying to leave?

1303
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:05,160
I was looking everywhere for the key to the door so we could leave and put it back because

1304
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,160
it wasn't like a card game.

1305
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,040
It was like a turnkey.

1306
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,200
And literally you're like, it might still be in the door and sure.

1307
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,200
I was joking.

1308
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,920
I was like, no, I opened the door and it was, it was still in the fucking door.

1309
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,120
But we locked the deadbolt, which did not operate.

1310
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,120
So we were safe.

1311
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:27,400
We were safe, but plus the whole thing was, I mean, keypad, you know, like the whole compound

1312
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,600
was like, oh, but yeah, it was like, it's in the fucking door.

1313
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,360
I just remember the door all night.

1314
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,480
We had like, that's how drunk we were.

1315
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,480
Yeah.

1316
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,240
I just remember we had our, our, our hate sex and then the next morning I woke up and

1317
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,280
I reached over and I'm like, I'm sorry about last night.

1318
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,280
You're like, yeah, me too.

1319
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,280
And then we fucked again.

1320
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:51,240
So yeah, angry sex can be fun.

1321
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,360
They always say makeup sex is the greatest sex.

1322
00:58:53,360 --> 00:59:01,560
I don't, I do agree to an extent, but I don't like the feelings of being angry.

1323
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,560
Yeah.

1324
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,240
I feel that like deep in my soul.

1325
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:10,120
So I don't like the first part of anger, angry sex or makeup sex.

1326
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,280
But all in all, we had a good, you came twice.

1327
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,640
I came three times.

1328
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,640
It worked out.

1329
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,640
Yeah.

1330
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,140
It worked out great.

1331
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,980
You owe me one.

1332
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:24,360
So yeah, we had a really good time.

1333
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:30,400
So to summer it up, EDR, EDR is dope.

1334
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,400
Still dope.

1335
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,080
And then see that was Saturday night.

1336
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,520
So the Sunday night we went to another LS pool party, which we'll talk about next time.

1337
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,920
We'll have to talk about next time because we got to wrap this motherfucker.

1338
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,920
It's late.

1339
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,920
It is.

1340
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:48,520
So you guys make sure you rate us on all the places you listen.

1341
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,520
Greatest good.

1342
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,520
Greatest good.

1343
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,560
Just rating us in general is not going to help us out.

1344
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,560
Yeah.

1345
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:59,120
The higher you rate us, we get pushed out to more people.

1346
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,520
And yeah, that's what we're trying to do here.

1347
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,960
So let me see.

1348
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,120
Email us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.

1349
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:15,120
If you guys have any ideas coming up soon, we're going to do like an intro to LS type

1350
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,120
podcast.

1351
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,720
Oh yeah, we talked about doing that until I forgot.

1352
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,720
Yeah.

1353
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,120
We keep talking about it, but then we have an event we want to cover.

1354
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,120
So here pretty soon.

1355
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,120
How does that go?

1356
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,120
EDR?

1357
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,120
Because I just keep getting it.

1358
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,120
Exactly.

1359
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:31,960
So we're going to do that intro to podcast here probably within a month, I'll say.

1360
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:36,120
And then keep your eyes out on TikTok for our new videos.

1361
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,240
So we're going to do the tour video here pretty soon.

1362
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:44,120
And is there anything else you want to do before we close this bad boy up?

1363
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,920
The hokey pokey.

1364
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,920
And you turn yourself around.

1365
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,920
No, I'm good.

1366
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,680
It's all about.

1367
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:56,080
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns

1368
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,920
and keep shaking it up.

1369
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:58,920
Love you, baby.

1370
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,920
Love you too.

1371
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:10,720
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at the sweet side of life

1372
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,520
podcast at outlook.com.

1373
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:30,560
Or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.