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Hey, welcome back to the sweet side of life.
Swing Your Lifestyle Podcast.
I feel like I'm looking for the full title of it.
Well, it's been two weeks.
So long.
It feels like it.
It literally does.
We normally record our pot.
We're going to pull back the curtain.
We normally pull.
We normally do our podcast typically on Thursday night, which is a thirsty Thursday.
It just kind of makes sense.
But it's Friday now.
It's Friday, Friday.
You had an interest in week.
I've had a busy fucking week.
So we weren't able to do our normal, normal schedule.
So we just had to push it to Friday, but that's fine.
Nobody panic.
Don't be alarmed.
So after this, after we record this on Friday, we're actually going to go to the jacuzzi.
And maybe we'll do a secondary.
Holy balls.
Two podcasts in a night.
Holy ballsack.
Feeling the heat with the sweets.
So anyways, before we get any further, as you know, or as you maybe don't know, we are
a drink and podcast first and foremost.
We can swing in lifestyle.
Do I need to add that adjectives to it?
So anyways, let's cheers really quick.
Cheers.
Your eyes is dead.
This is melting.
Yeah.
Mm.
That was weird.
So what are you?
What are you doing?
What are you drinking?
Wow.
Chica chica.
Mm.
Wow.
I'm drinking.
This is the first time I've had when I'm drinking.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
It's actually kind of tasty.
It's sweet.
It's a fairly basic drink.
Super basic.
I'm trying to find where.
All right.
So I'll go ahead and kill time.
It's a sweet amaretta sour.
So two ounces amaretta.
Is this how you made it?
It is.
Okay.
Well, because whenever I first make a drink, I always try to make it per the recipe so
that I don't fuck it up.
And then later I'm like, oh, I could have added more of this or that.
So with that in mind, I could have made it a little more tart for my taste.
Mm.
And I don't know, maybe there's a difference between a sweet amaretta sour and just like
an amaretta sour.
I've never heard sweet amaretta sour.
I've always just heard amaretta sour.
Yeah.
So maybe the simple syrup is what made it sweet.
So anyway, sweet amaretta, it's two ounces amaretta.
Don't bore us.
Get to the chorus.
Right.
One ounce simple syrup, three fourths of an ounce lemon juice.
And then I put in two cherries.
It called for one and orange slice, but I just did two of the fancy cherries.
I ended up buying if you'd listen to previous bonus at work or something.
Yeah, exactly.
If you listen to myself to the good, the good, the $20 of fucking bottle cherries.
There we are.
All right.
So two of those, which probably 50 cents a cherry.
I don't know.
I don't know when you're in the jar.
Maybe the bonus wasn't as good as if you're counting.
You're counting each cherry.
Anyway, it's good.
It's good.
It is good.
Is it a drink you're going to have again?
I think I would probably do, maybe, maybe I just look up on reticauer and like see if
it's different than the sweet one.
And if it doesn't include like simple syrup or it is a little sweet for me, but I could
use a little more on the chart side.
Well, at least someone's finally using the amaretta that's been on our bar for ever.
I know.
We were just talking about this.
I think a friend that we have drinks it, but then you were like thinking he drinks Southern
Comfort and I was like, I'm pretty sure I was giving him shit about being a low, um,
a low level, like a low percentage alcohol.
So I'm pretty sure it's amaretta, but we'll have to ask him when we see him next.
Who's right?
It might be tomorrow.
Yeah, it might be tomorrow.
So what are you drinking my love?
I am drinking something that's fucking with my throat right now.
Is that jam meat mouth?
That it's just so gross.
So gross.
I am kind of going old school.
It's a drink I used to drink back in the day.
Back when, when I was a partier.
I am no longer a partier.
You party more now.
I party more now than I ever have.
It's a Adios motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
And now you are a motherfucker.
I am.
I am a motherfucker.
Alrighty then.
So for those that don't know, this is kind of like a, it's basically a Long Island iced
tea.
Which is basically a Tokyo tea, which is basically a Long Beach iced tea.
Which is basically, it all kinds of kind of originates from the Long Island iced tea.
So I don't do tequila in none of my iced teas.
None of my drinks.
None of them.
I don't drink tequila in any of your drinks.
So this particular recipe is, I don't know the pours.
I just did a free pour.
You told me you made it for the recipe.
No, I said I made it closer to the recipe.
Normally I make them.
I make all my drinks strong.
Mr. Sweet Strong drinks.
But when you make a Long Island strong or whatever, you're just asking for trouble.
So I did standard issue pours.
If I had to, if I had to guess, there were probably half ounce pours.
Like there was kind of, I probably did a one ounce pour of vodka as my base.
And then I did half ounce pours of everything else, which would be one of my drink.
Adios.
Say it again.
Adios, motherfucker.
An ounce of vodka, half ounce of gin, half ounce of triple sec, half ounce of just a
Bacardi white rum, half ounce of blue curacao.
That blue shit.
That blue Smurf come.
Did I miss something sweet and sour?
Yeah.
Sweet and sour and Sprite.
It is a sweet ass drink.
Yeah.
But it's also pretty strong.
Yes.
So that's, but for only if you, it's only strong if you order in a bar.
I feel like your drinks are normally just this strong, normal.
Like you could drink anything and it's this strong because you just like, yes, like pour
the liquor on.
None of my drinks typically would be legal in a bar.
So that's so funny that you say that because last night when I was at the girls on quark
thing, the lifestyle girls event.
And there's one of our friends was there and she was like, have you had his drinks?
Cause he can drink that guy.
Pour me a drink, like his painkillers and he was like, or she was like, she was asking
you if you have my, no, like asking girls I was standing with talking about you.
Like, oh, have you had his drinks?
And then saying like the only place or only people her husband drinks around or her boyfriend
drinks around is us.
And yeah, it's just funny.
She's like, have you had his drink?
He can make a mean drink.
Well, I'm good at something.
I'd rather it be that.
Yeah.
Speaking of drinks, we, we've gotten a couple emails of people asking about, you know, what
we used to record and, and just kind of stuff like that.
So you're pretty soon.
I'm gonna.
Speaking of drinks moves into what we were used to record.
You'll see, you'll see how this is going to connect here.
I'm weaving in stories.
It's all going to make sense in about 27 minutes.
Got it.
So I made the bar.
So here you are in charge of the ticktocks.
I don't know how I got designated to that, by the way, because you know how to ticktock.
But you must have forgotten because there hasn't been a ticktock in about two weeks.
Well, you have another podcast in two weeks.
You can't do that.
All right, everybody, please raise your hands if you want more ticktocks.
All right.
So do them.
So I'm gonna, I'm going to take it upon myself to do a new ticktock here soon.
That's gonna actually, it's going to be like a tour of things that we mentioned in our
podcast.
Where we record.
Where we, you're going to get a little tour of our recording studio.
You're going to get, you're going to see videos of our bar.
You're going to see videos of the jacuzzi area where we record the getting or feeling
the heat with the sweets.
Naked.
No, I'm ticktock.
You won't see us naked in it.
Maybe on the spicy page.
And then of course.
There's plenty of nudity on the spicy page of me and the jacuzzi.
That is true.
Maybe they want more of me.
Mate.
Maybe.
You never know.
Say less.
Say more.
So we're going to, and then of course we got our party shower.
So we've, we've kind of, you know, talked about all these areas that are fairly prevalent
within our podcast.
So I don't, I don't, I can't, I don't know about everybody, but myself, I'm a visual
person.
So I liked when somebody does a podcast.
It could be a let down though.
Am I a let down?
I don't know.
I suppose people are like, the book was better than the movie.
It could be.
But we're just going to have to see.
We're just going to have to play that one by year.
Cause I know like whenever there's a podcast that they release a video of it or they, they
do something where I get to see, you know, a little behind the curtain.
I always enjoy those a lot just cause I like to see what people are working with.
And when somebody says, you know, like in our case it was like, yeah, you know, we're
doing, you know, we're filming a podcast in the jacuzzi.
I would kind of like to see that visual in my head so then I can create the picture in
my mind as I'm listening to that podcast.
Yes.
Exactly.
So here pretty soon, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to try to put together like that
tour video montage montage.
So you'll be able to find that on our Tik Tok.
If you just search the sweet side of life or the sweet side of life podcast, either one
of those will take you to our Tik Tok and then you can email us while I'm just talking
about socials at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
But yeah, we got a couple of emails kind of asking about our equipment and stuff.
So I was like, you know what, let's just kind of tackle this in that video.
I'll show you the equipment we use and I'll show you kind of like how we do our stuff.
Will you show your equipment?
I will show my equipment on Tik Tok.
Going to get us kicked off.
Tik Tok.
That's the plan.
So yeah, that's where I was going to because we mentioned the bar and I'm like, all right,
well, let me spit this out really quick before we get into our nightly story.
Tonight on the sweet side of life podcast.
So speaking of that, I got Carlos from the Swingers Couch podcast.
I reached out to them.
They reached back out to us and he actually gave me his cell phone number.
So we're going to post it live.
Are you guys ready?
You have a pen and paper?
So JK.
I do recall.
Psych.
How old are you?
How old?
I do recall Autumn Sins saying she enjoys dick pics.
So I might have to just Google a bunch of random dick pics and just blow up their cell
phone.
But this is Carlos's phone.
You could send your dick pic from that we talked about before that your friend still
had from when you were like 24.
No, I wasn't at 22.
No, that was like nice.
That was like 20 to year old dick.
Yeah.
That was nice 22.
I have the same dick now, but it's you know, much older dick.
It's aged like fine wine.
It's seen some things.
Anywho.
So what are we going to talk about tonight?
EDR.
Oh, yes, EDR.
Because I got, we went, I feel like that was our last podcast and we're going to do a
hitting the streets with the sweets.
You're supposed to do one on the way there.
We were supposed to, but we just were going to and we just didn't think you got lame on
me for some reason.
I think I did.
No, we were just, I was in my brain because we started thinking about other like there
were, we were thinking about, I started thinking about other things.
I can't remember what it was.
Oh, because we're, we're thinking about doing merch.
Like, oh yeah.
Like we're thinking about doing like just like swing or a tire to sell.
Not really to like make big bucks off of it or anything, but just because I've been looking
big bucks and I can't.
I like big bucks and I can't.
You other ones get to know.
No, we just, we have like some sayings.
So yeah, I just looked up some, I was, I've always like searching on like Amazon or whatever
for like stuff and it's all lame and all the same.
All right.
There's another tagline all lame and all the same.
So we were, I was like in my head, like I just got stuck on that and like thinking of
things to like put on merch.
Yeah.
And it just documented some ideas.
Yeah.
And it's just like, once my brain starts going on something, I just can't.
I'm just like there.
That's what I was just doing.
And so I was so silent.
You're like, are you hungry?
What do you need?
Like, are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
What did I do?
You have to pee.
And I was just silent.
I'm like, no, I'm just thinking.
Like my brain is just, you could see the steam coming out of my ear.
That's what it was.
Like I was thinking in my head, we should do a podcast, but I'm like, you're just really
quiet.
So this is going to be a really boring podcast.
Because typically the hidden the streets with the sweets is driven by you because I'm driving.
So I can, I'm not like a hundred percent.
You're driving the car.
I'm driving the conversation.
Yeah, but you weren't driving shit that day.
I was driving nothing.
Yeah.
The hamster and my brain, the hamster in my brain was running real fast, but nothing
was coming out.
No, just ideas.
So anyway, we didn't, but we did go to EDR.
Yes.
And we had a really good time.
This was over Labor Day weekend.
Yes.
And then we did a day.
Saturday.
And so prior to going to that, and only reason why I wanted to bring this up is because people
who like live in our area and listen to us and no EDR or like have heard stuff or part
of their group or whatever, there has been a lot of this and that back and forth.
Rumors.
And I've just been asked like 50 times because people know we go, you know, what is, what
is real?
And even the other, the other night when I was talking to some women, the thing I was
at like people were still spreading kind of the rumors, you know, and I was like, oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
What you received, the information you received, you did receive like not trying to like say
you didn't receive that information.
However, they backtrack several times.
So basically what happened is EDR was either having an event or whatever and saying they
were changing their policies essentially on clothing, whether or not it was for one event
or whether or not it was for their entire club.
They didn't really specify necessarily and they kind of made it seem one way or another.
But anyway, I think they got backlash from the community regardless.
Sounds like it.
So for those of you that don't know, EDR is exotic dreams resort.
It's a clothing, optional lifestyle resort in Palm Springs, Southern California.
Yeah.
And it's one of our favorites.
We've been there quite a bit.
If you listen to our past, if you listen to our past episodes, we've talked about it
quite a bit.
Yeah.
So we don't want to, I don't want to speculate one way or another on what their intention
was.
I don't know their intention.
All I know is the information we were getting and we were getting mixed.
So finally we were like, but we had already kind of planned to go there for Labor Day.
So we were like, well, let's just go see for ourselves what it, what it is.
Because there was retractions on emails, there was emails, there was retractions on the retractions.
It was like kind of messy.
Yeah.
It wasn't handled very well.
It wasn't handled very well at all.
So we went and nothing changed.
Just so you know, if anybody is in Southern California and this is what you, and you
have been avoiding EDR, but you liked it before, but you thought they changed something.
It may have changed for a couple of weekends.
Yeah.
And it's, it's back to what it was.
To what it was.
Yeah.
There's no, there's literally no difference.
Yeah.
There's no difference.
It was clothing optional, just the same as it always was in all the areas.
There's play in place everywhere.
Like there was, I mean, and we'll talk to that because we did play low jobs on the pool
in the pool, under the pool, under the water.
So there was no, like it was literally like business as usual for us.
So we'll just swipe, swipe, swipe clean.
Yeah.
So just, yeah.
So if anybody, like I said, if anybody has heard anything and they've been avoiding it
because, I mean, now we're going into a little bit of more of their off season.
But if you're avoiding it because you thought XYZ, just know we were just there.
Nothing has changed.
Give them another chance.
If you have another chance.
If you, yeah.
If these places don't exist and if we don't support the places that do exist, they will
not exist.
And right.
So we're, we have nowhere, nowhere to play.
We're back in our own bedroom.
So that was kind of our thing is like, we just wanted to check it, make sure everything
was good.
Cause they, like you said, all the emails came out.
Nope.
We're the same.
So we just went, saw with our own eyes and everything was legit and it felt good.
So got to keep supporting it.
Yeah, exactly.
We want to definitely support all the different things that we possibly can in our area because
there's not a lot of them.
And we, you know, need to make sure that we support so they stay in business and we have
places to go and meet like minded people.
Exactly.
Um, but yeah, so we went, we got there super fucking early because you got my ass out of
bed at fricking eight o'clock.
Our day pass starts at nine AM.
You didn't get me out of bed at eight o'clock in the morning.
You had me out the door at eight o'clock in the morning.
Exactly.
Nine AM or day pass starts.
Right.
So we don't like wasted time.
We got there.
Exactly.
It was a day pass cause they do, um, for holiday weekends, they always do a two or three day
stay and we couldn't stay for two or three days.
We had one night for, yeah, we had a, we had an event on Friday and we had an event on
Sunday.
So we just went up for a day and then, uh, came back home the next morning.
Yeah.
So we stayed offsite, but it was close where we stayed.
It was kind of a weird place, but it was fine.
That's a whole other thing.
Yeah.
Nothing, nothing good though.
Yeah.
Um, so we got there at like 10 30.
I'd say 10 30 after we did the whole, um, hotel, hotel and everything.
Yeah.
So, um, we got there at like 10 30 and it was pretty dead and it was Saturday and I
was a bit concerned, but then I always know like when we stay, people go get breakfast.
They are hung over from the night before a little bit.
If they were there Friday.
So it was kind of like benefited of that outright cause I was like, fuck, they fuck themselves.
Like,
Well, especially cause when we did get in the pool, the, the talk amongst everybody,
everybody was all of the emails and all the bullshit.
And it was like a lot of the people, you know, almost didn't come because of all the
staples, people who we have seen there every time we go, they were like, we, and not only
always see there, they always get a cabana.
They're always like the, like you always like people know who they are, you know, if I describe
them, they're like, Oh yeah, I know who that is.
They might know their names, but they know who they are cause they're a fun couple and
they're always like dancing and doing all the things.
So it's like they, I overheard her saying like, yeah, we were already looking at other
reservations cause her, her, um, significant, who's the guy she always comes with, um, he
likes to be nude.
And you know, one of the things was no nudity.
So I mean, what is what they kind of said.
So then when they were like, Oh shoot, we can't be nude.
Like no, he likes to be nude.
She actually gets a nude later in the night or whatever, but like he's a nude immediately.
So I feel like, um, yeah.
And then they were like, no, no, no, it's fine.
Like when they, I guess when they called the canceler reservation, they were like, no,
you're good.
It's no rules have changed, et cetera, et cetera.
So when we go in, it's like kind of all the conversations that everybody is having, like
the experience they had, the emails they got, what they were doing, a layer of animosity
and a little bit.
It's like we're all here, but kind of under protest.
Yeah.
Like only cause we couldn't get our money back.
Or like whatever, you know what I mean?
It was just kind of like a, hmm.
Yeah, definitely started off like that.
Yeah.
And I mean, it was not a big crowd in the pool at that time.
So I was kind of concerned too.
I'm like, Oh shit, like this is a holiday weekend.
It should be busy.
So, um, but anyway, we, we talked to a bunch of people and beyond that and met some other
couples and then all that, I swear to God, like one, just one moment I looked up and
I was like, Holy shit, the pool is full.
Well we, we, we kind of migrated to the deep end.
Yeah.
Cause it was in the shade.
There's shade and we had our back to the shallow wind, which is typically where people enter
on the stairs.
So we're talking to like some people in the deep end and then like you said, yeah, we
turned around and all of a sudden there's people on our backs.
We're like, Oh shit.
Yeah.
It was just packed.
We didn't like, where did they come in?
Did they let them in the side gate?
It was literally about like, did they parachute in?
Two 30 or three o'clock and it was packed.
Yeah.
So which I think is about normal, right?
Like, but I was just kind of like freaking out a little bit.
And after all that, I mean, I, I, along with everything we heard in the pool, I'm part
of like the message boards and on the website.
Yeah.
On the EDR website.
And there was a lot of negativity flowing around.
I was like, yeah, shit.
Who knows.
Yeah.
So anyway, we met some couples in the pool.
We were hanging out and then like I said, I looked up and I was like, Holy shit, there's
like literally a packed pool.
And then we get out and you get some use.
So this is what you said too.
This is like the first time where people have some, my tattoos, I get compliments all the
time on my tattoos.
This is like the first time that your tattoos have been called.
Would you have to like a lot of them?
Probably more than I do, but just minds all in one central area.
Yeah.
But there was a girl there and her boyfriend.
And she had tattoos, like all of her thighs.
She was, she was.
She had a big booty.
I say she was probably 70% covered.
I feel like.
Yeah.
She had them on her back.
Yeah.
She's, yeah.
She's tatted up a lot.
Yeah.
A lot.
And she had a big old booty, big old natural booty.
I tripped over it a few times.
Yeah.
Huge natural booty.
Really pretty face.
Yeah.
So this her and her boyfriend were there and they, they weren't, she had, I think she
had said she had done lifestyle stuff before, but he had never been to this place.
So you were telling me he was like, dude, this is crazy.
Like talking to you.
Yeah.
Every time when like I would pass them by the bathroom, he like, dude, this is pretty
wild.
Like he, he, he plays some sports and he's like, you know, I'm, I play sports and you
know, I end up at some crazy parties, but I mean, this is pretty wild.
I'm like, I'm like, this is fairly tame.
Yeah.
Like at this point it was tame.
Well, you know, there was titties out and there was a couple of things going on, but
I'm like, this is fairly tame, bro.
Like, you know, yeah.
So keep your eyes open for later.
So, but that, but she was telling me that she was like, yeah, like I'd prefer to come
to one of these places than to like a regular pool party.
She's like, because obviously she catches eyes.
Like she, like I said, she has a naturally big ass and like she's, you know, she has,
she's somebody you are like, holy shit.
Like you, you turn your head to look at her cause she's just, like I said, all the tattoos
my neck still hurts.
Exactly.
All the tattoos, all the things.
You notice her.
So I'm like, I'm sure at a normal pool party, she obviously gets noticed.
So, but it's probably more awkward.
Like, no, that's what she was saying.
She's like, it's more awkward.
And then two like guys don't know how to act.
They're acting crazy.
And then she's like, at least here, you know, I know everybody's respectful.
Everybody asks like, does consent, like there's consent happening, you know, all the things
and I, she's like, so I told her, she's like, I told my boyfriend, I was like, let's just
go to this pool party because I feel like it's cause she has done, she has done stuff
in the lifestyle before him.
But so she was like, I feel like it's more real and more like safe and more like just
not as you just meet more genuine people and you, you know what their intent is and they'll
tell you like, and you could tell them like she was like, we're not at the point where
we're playing and we're like, cool, let's just have a conversation.
You know what I mean?
She's like, she was told me, she's like, but I, you caught my eye as soon as I walked
in, like you walked in, she goes, I don't know what it is.
She's like, literally the way you put your bag down even I was like, that's my home.
You know, it was just funny.
She's like, she's like, I saw you as soon as you walked in and just the way you carry
yourself.
We're talking about you.
Yeah.
About me.
She's like, the way you carry yourself, the way you like walked in here, like even the
way you just like, this is funny what she said, she's like, this is gonna sound crazy,
but even the way you put your bag down, I was just like, that's my girl.
I was like, I didn't wipe up my bag down a certain type of way.
Even the way you farted in the pool was just like, what?
But it was just funny that that's not the first time you heard that though.
No, you heard that at, I think our last podcast about the B of E of the view.
No, it was a sea mountain in sea mountain in.
Yeah.
Not B of E. Yeah.
The guy told me that his wife told him her, her told him that, but I'm tall and I mean,
I definitely have a look.
You're tall, you have a look and then you have a big, big boobs, big butt.
Yeah.
So I mean, yeah, you're not going to sneak into a room.
I'm not sneaking in anywhere.
No.
You would not make a very good ninja.
Not a good ninja.
I'm not, definitely not like.
That should be a t-shirt.
I'm not a good ninja.
I am definitely not a good ninja.
Nobody is missing me.
Whether you like me or you don't, you're definitely not missing me.
Not sneaking in.
So anyway, she was like, so I see you immediately and I mean, and obviously my tattoo, she likes
my tattoos, but anyway, it was just funny.
So we talked to them for a while.
They were fun and it was just interesting to hear like what brought them there and like,
you know, I never want to go to another vanilla pool party again.
I know.
I'm like, I don't, I have no desire to keep my top on like anywhere.
Literally.
We have some places that are pretty close to us that are fun, that offer fun pool parties
and adult spaces, but it's not lifestyle.
I'm just like, I just can't have to keep my top on and that is terrible.
Like if I have a choice between A and B, B is going to be fun, but I'm going to go with
A every time.
Yeah.
A, B and the new LS places, the new optional.
So we hung out in the pool for a while and then will you met a girl, a woman?
Well, we met a woman.
We met a woman.
And because you didn't give her what she expected immediately, you actually grabbed her attention
more than anybody.
I am shy.
People don't believe this.
I am shy.
I am, I am a natural introvert.
I, I, I have to, as bad as it sounds, I have to drink for me to kind of come out socially,
but even after I've had a few, I still kind of had my little bubble.
Yeah.
And it does take something to get in that bubble.
So it was earliest in the day.
I had definitely had a couple of drinks.
Yeah.
It was still bright out or suns out, suns out, suns out, suns out.
I don't remember exactly what she said the first time, but she kind of came over to me
and she complimented me.
Yeah.
It was very nice.
I don't, I don't remember exactly what it was, what she said at that time, but she was
like, she, she made her presence known.
Right.
And she was like, Hey, what's up?
I'm like, Hey, what's up?
Her, her husband was around somewhere.
I don't even remember who he was.
I couldn't pick him out.
I've, I never, I couldn't pick him out of a lineup for sure.
I don't recall ever meeting him.
No, I don't think we did, but he was around, but she was on a solo mission.
She was on a solo mission and she kind of came up and, you know, she made her presence
known and I think, you know, quick introduction or whatever.
And then, but I didn't, I didn't give her too much and then, um, maybe like half hour
later, 45 minutes, she came up and kind of was like, Hey, how's it going?
I'm like pretty good.
And she goes, listen, um, I'm wooing you right now.
And she goes, I never woo anybody.
I know she told, she told me, she's like, I have never had to work this hard for a guy
before in my life.
She's like women.
Yeah.
And she goes, but she goes, but she goes, I came over here and like, you're cool, but
like, because he won't give me kind of the time of day, like it's kind of making me
like feel a certain time away.
Yeah.
So she just like, I don't woo anybody.
I'm like, Oh, you know, thank you.
She's like, she's like, listen, you're fucking hot.
And so yeah, I'm just going to keep wooing you.
I'm like, Oh, look forward to it.
You know, I'm like, thank you.
Like, all right, cool.
And then it got borderline awkward.
Just because you're awkward.
Because I'm awkward.
And I don't know, not like, not your, like you just felt awkward because you're not
used to people complimenting you and like, and that direct of a way and that.
Yeah, exactly.
That direct.
Like I always, which is funny because I, for me to operate within the lifestyle, I, I
need, I need a certain level of assurance from the woman.
Yeah.
And typically if you, if you give me enough signs or hints, um, and I know like you have
interest, then I can kind of, you know, take it the rest of the way.
Yeah.
She was giving me everything.
She was so direct.
And so it was like, it made me feel like I'm like, literally, I'm like, I don't have to
do anything.
This is, this is too easy.
You know.
And then it was fun.
It was fun.
And then, you know, she kept coming up throughout the day and then she came up at one point,
like a little bit later, she goes, listen, she, you know, she's like, Hey, how's it
going?
I'm like, so I'm great.
She's like, listen, I give you blanket consent to do whatever the fuck you want to do to
me.
I'm just like, wow.
I don't even think I've said those words to you.
You haven't sober, but, um, but I was like, wow.
I'm like anything.
She's like, yes.
I'm like, all right.
See, that was your stunt.
But you could have done.
You know, I'm like, my truck needs an oil change.
But again, it was just, it was just so much.
It took it.
I'm not going to say it turned me off.
It didn't.
It didn't turn me off, but it, it threw you.
It threw me and it took away my hunt instinct.
Right.
Cause you're like, shit, I'm like, I had, I literally don't have to do it.
I don't have to do anything.
Yeah.
And that continued throughout the day into the evening.
And then you're going to see, what do you remember about the later part of the evening?
Cause see, I have a couple of things in my head, but I'm trying to think if there's anything
else that happened in between.
Oh no.
So, okay.
So if we're just going like, are we going chronologically?
Or you just want to talk about her.
Let's maybe focus on her.
And then we can kind of talk about the other.
Yeah.
So continue.
I'm, I'm trying to, you don't know what it, do you remember anything else like about her?
Yes.
As, as we're going into the night, how did the snorkel dick happen?
I don't know.
That's what I'm, I was trying to like, I think you, I have no idea.
She probably, oh, you want to know what happened?
Tell me.
We came back from dinner and you took your, you didn't have, both of us were naked.
Oh, so neither.
The pants off.
Yes.
So neither of us had anything on and we were back in the pool and then she got in, she
was in the pool and she's like, oh, you're naked now.
Throughout the day she was trying to get my pants off.
She was trying to get your pants off.
Yes.
I do.
And then she was like, oh, you're naked now.
And so.
See this is where we need each other to connect the dots.
And so, um, I don't know how your naked now went to that, but it did.
So you can tell, you can tell her that.
I think she probably just grabbed it and, and, and you have a nice dick and people think
you're hiding something that you're not.
I tend not to my, my drawers typically do not come off early in the day.
It takes a little bit and it typically requires, you know, the evening sky to take over.
If the sun's out, my gun's not out.
That's typically how I roll.
The sun's out, my gun's not out.
That's typically how I roll.
So we'll see.
It's a evolution.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, I think she was playing with a little bit and then she, she went underwater
and she plugged her nose.
She plugged her nose and then went under to suck your dick.
Yeah.
She gave me a sub.
She gave me, let's call it a, a submarine blow job.
Snorkel.
She snorkeled you.
And, and that was interesting.
Is that an actual thing?
Urban, we should urban dictionary blowing somebody under the water.
I'm going to say you can't, I couldn't really feel anything cause there's just so much going
on.
Yeah.
It was a, it was a fun trick.
I mean, she qualified for the Olympics.
But what I thought was funny is she plugged her nose and I told her later, he was like,
why did you plug your nose?
She's like, well, how else do you go underwater?
I was like, you just don't breathe friend.
But then I think at that point I'm like, all right, you want to blow me?
Let's go.
And I pulled her over to the stairs and I stood on the stairs and then she blew you
there.
She blew me for a little bit there.
So everything's the same at EDR.
You can still get a blow job in the pool.
And then later in the night we cross paths again.
You know about this, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We crossed paths again and I fucked her in the butt.
What?
No.
I was like, I did not know about that.
No, she came up and, and she wanted to kiss.
So I kissed her.
Like it's the least I could do.
I kissed her and I ran my hand up between the back of her hair and I pulled her hair
a little bit and then I fingered her.
And she more or less melted into my hand.
She goes, oh, you're a dom.
I go, you fingered her in the pool.
Yes.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, so we're in, you're in the pool.
Yeah, this whole situation.
I do remember seeing that.
So it was just kind of like a, it was my way of taking over.
Yeah, taking back your control.
Yeah, cause she had up to this point, she, she was controlling the narrative.
And when I pulled her to the side of the pool, that was me kind of controlling the narrative.
I'm like, all right, if you want to do this, let's do it right.
Yeah.
And then later it was me.
Let me feel it not under the water.
Although that was a cool trick.
It was a great trick.
Check off your bucket list.
But it was very much me kind of like, all right.
Although I hope she didn't get anything from the fucking pool at EDR.
I'm sure that came into her mouth.
I'm sure that's not my, anyways, so yeah, I got back in the pool.
What, it wasn't too far after the blowjob, I don't think, cause I went in there and that's
when I'm like, Oh, all right, you want to play games?
Let's fucking play games.
And then I did that and she's like, Oh, you're a Dom.
I'm like, not really like not enough for you can tag me with that.
Yeah.
I'm not hashtag Dom.
But I do elicit that type of behavior kind of.
But yeah, so she and she enjoyed that couple of seconds.
The seconds.
I gave her the best five seconds of her life.
No, I gave her the best five seconds of her 15 minute period in the pool at that time.
And then did she leave?
Cause I feel like I, she like, I don't, where did she go?
I don't even remember seeing her after that.
I'd like to think I just made her pass out.
Maybe.
She's now in a random ER in Palms Rings.
She's still out.
No, I don't know.
On the side of the pool.
I think at that point we kind of drifted off to other.
Yeah, there was another couple.
There was two other couples actually in the pool.
She wasn't super sober.
Yeah.
So she, she might have just like called it a night.
Yeah.
All right, we're done.
Yeah.
So backtracking.
Yes.
Let's backtrack a bit.
So yeah, we should have probably gone chronologically because now I'm all fucked up in my brain.
All right.
So we're, let's start over again at 10 a.m.
All right.
So we were driving to Palm Springs.
So we were talking about, so we went, so we ended up going to dinner.
Yes.
Because we were hungry.
We needed to eat and yeah, we decided like we should probably eat.
So we ended up going to dinner, but so during, before dinner.
Well really quick.
Last time, last time we were in Palm Springs, we were at sea mountain.
And we left sea mountain to try to go to your favorite Thai place.
So in my head, I'm like, all right, we're gonna end up going.
We didn't end up going that day.
It was close.
Yeah.
But I'm like, let's get you to that Thai food place this time.
So we did.
We went at a responsible time.
But so before we went to dinner is when this woman was before the snorkel blow job and
before all that, but it was more in the daytime.
She had already like been like, I'm moving you.
You can, you know, like putting herself out there, you know, and trying to get you naked
and all the things.
And so we go to dinner and I obviously had been drinking and then I was drinking at dinner
and I was telling you, I was like, babe, I was thinking about this woman and she wasn't
super young.
She wasn't old by any means, but she wasn't like super young, you know, but I was thinking
about her and I was just like, I was like, babe, we are the youngest.
We are ever going to be.
Well, you said the youngest and the hottest.
I was getting there and we're the hottest we're ever going to be, but I've rethought
that.
I mean, I might, I'm picking one of the gyms, so I may get hotter at some point.
We'll see, but definitely not getting any younger.
So it was like, babe, I think I'm the best I'll ever be.
I was like, babe, we are the youngest and the hottest we are ever going to be.
So we really need to take this opportunity to be slept.
Yeah, you said, let's let's let's whore it up a bit because we're, we're, we've always
been kind of little conservative.
Yeah, we're on the conservative side of the Swinger society.
Yes.
We have our fun, but we like we say we're more about the hang than the bang.
And we still do like that, but I was just like, I don't want to be older and not as
attractive to a larger group of people.
You know, like, I think not to, not to like honk my own horn, but in general, I think that
I appeal to a larger, broader group at this point in my life.
Like I'm on the younger side of a lot of the people.
So I'm like, I would hate to be like in my sixties or something and like, yeah.
No, I mean, I expect plenty of dick.
I should have fucked that dick.
Or I should have like, I should have.
Like, I don't know.
I don't want to be like, we did all of the, I mean, you know, live your life.
No, we're Gertz, right?
But not even one are, but.
Okay, but copyright.
Um, but I was just like thinking about it.
And I'm like, at some point, I'm not going to be as attractive to the larger group of
people.
So I'm like, every day that passes is one day closer to death.
And we just got real deep.
But no, basically, I mean, it's, yeah, it's a way of thinking.
But I was like, babe, we just like got to.
We got that engine.
We got to get in there.
Put me in coach.
We got to get deeper.
We need more orgies in our life.
That's what a lot of people, you know, would say.
So yeah, and I think I was like, I concur.
I mean, yeah, let's talk about that.
So then we ate our dinner.
So this is our dinner conversation.
Anyway, so we ate our dinner.
We came back to the resort and we instantly got naked and naked.
I was like, I'm just going to be naked all the time now.
So I got naked and then we ran into some friends of friends.
Yes.
Beard and butt.
We ran into some friends of beard and butt.
Mm-hmm.
Those are now friends of ours.
Which are now friends of ours.
They haven't received an official name yet though.
Yeah, we're still working on their name, but we're kind of flirting with them in the pool.
Kind of flirting.
We were flirting a lot with them.
What happened with that?
So tell people about that situation because you're sitting there and then you're like,
all of a sudden you're like, do you have hardware?
Give me a second.
So we've met these friends a couple months ago initially at a vanilla event.
And then we've seen them again at another pool party via Vita.
And I've always been attracted to her, but again, I don't.
Unless I'm...
Unless someone tells you they're attracted to you.
Yeah, unless you...
You don't just put yourself out there prematurely.
You basically have to write me a note, get it notarized, laminate it, fold it up, lick
the envelope and put it in my mailbox.
And then I might check it.
And then lick my balls.
And then I'm like, okay.
And then I'm like, well, maybe she likes me.
I don't know.
I'm like, I still don't know if this one...
If she likes it.
I don't know.
She literally...
She did not say.
Stop, bro.
You're stupid.
But anyway, so they saw us and they ran over like, hey, how's it going?
How's it going?
And then, yeah, we're just kind of chatting in the pool.
And she was on a pool noodle.
Oh, yeah, with her butt kind of up.
Yeah.
And you're a butt guy.
I'm a huge butt guy.
So you were touching it.
I was touching it.
And then I'm like...
And then I'm like, I'm going to get on the back of this.
Let's ride.
You know?
So I jumped on the back of the pool noodle.
And she started like gyrating, like just enough where it was like tickling on my underside.
I'm like, oh, this is weirdly erotic.
I'm like a, you know, pool noodle from the dollar store is kind of getting me going right
now.
That's like crying.
I don't think it was the pool noodle.
It wasn't.
I mean, the pool noodle had like 2% of the blame.
But so then, yeah, at some point we were in the pool and, you know, my hands were wandering
and I was, you know, touching her butt and fondling and I'm like, I'm a butt guy.
So my, my hand goes down like her crack and my middle finger all of a sudden, it goes
thud.
I was like, what the fuck?
And I kind of did like a little exploratory like tickle.
I go, you're packing hardware right now.
She's like, oh my God, I forgot I had a butt plug in.
So I like, I tapped it a few times.
I'm like, yep, it's there.
And then you're like, should I pull it out?
She's like, absolutely not.
We're not pulling the butt plug out of the pool.
It was a weird moment, but it was oddly hot again at the same time.
It was kind of like a very, it just, it was just, I did not expect that.
I did not expect that.
Oh, it's funny.
But so yeah.
I was sort of flirting with them a bit, but then we got separated.
Like we went to the bathroom and then they went into the jacuzzi and I made a drink and
I went to go, the bathroom was out of toilet paper, the main, the one by the pool.
So I was like trying to go find toilet paper for the next person who was in there and I
feel like, I know, I don't want to leave anybody hanging.
So I feel like, um, I think we just, I mean, being drunk, we just like got back in the pool.
I was like, I'm hot for running around trying to find a freaking toilet paper for some,
for the bathroom.
Well, we also had another couple that we had met there.
We've talked to them a little bit on Cassidy or I've talked to them, I should say.
And for almost two years, we've kind of exchanged, Hey, are you going?
Yeah, maybe not.
But they ended up making it.
So we were chatting to them at the same time we were chatting.
So anytime there was like a little distraction, we would get pulled.
I don't know who you're talking about now.
Who are you talking about?
We'll call them, we'll call them the football couple.
Okay.
Yeah.
The football couple.
Yeah.
So we, yes.
So we started chatting to them and so we got kind of, I think we kind of got sidetracked.
There's a lot of sidetracks.
And then literally, I know it's like always like squirrel, squirrel.
So there's a lot of squirrels.
We, um, some festy stopped.
We lost track of beard and butt's friend, which we'll give them a name at some point.
We lost track of our pants, we lost track of everything.
So, um, so we were talking to the football couple, let it be known.
I came back with my flip flops and my shorts.
In fact, there was an extra pair of flip flops at our table.
We had rented a cabana and when we were leaving, there was two pairs of flip flops at our table.
Flip flop gods.
And we only took one.
So there's another pair still sitting there.
I might have accidentally brought back another pair though.
Two.
Maybe.
So I was leaving my flip flops at our table.
We rented a cabana.
So I was leaving my flip flops at the table.
So I didn't, but I might have got it out of the pool one point and just grabbed flip
flops and brought.
So I might have taken flip flops again.
We left them there though.
Yeah, we left them.
There was one pair that was left.
We didn't take both.
That's what I'm saying.
I might have brought it back to our table.
Oh, you might have brought him from the pool to our table, but they weren't yours.
They weren't, but they look.
Which is why they were sitting there.
Exactly.
And then the night I was like, why do we have four pairs of like four flip flops here that
are not yours?
So anyway, I think that's fuck.
I'm horrible with you are flip flops.
So we had another couple that we've speaking of that we'll have to touch on more about
the flip flop story later on another podcast.
Yeah.
There's, there's more to the flip flop story, not this one, but the previous one.
But anyway, so yes, we were talking to the football couple.
We were talking to a beard and butt friends couple.
And then we saw another couple that are always that EDR.
Where's the calm, the EDR couple at this point?
Yeah, they're, they're always there when we're there.
They live really close to us, but we only see them at EDR.
And he comes up to me and he's like, you know, we've made out four times.
And I was like, I remember making out with you, but not four times.
And he's like, it's been four times.
I'm like, okay.
And then he's like, let's make it five.
And I was like, okay.
But then you were with his wife.
And no, at this time you were actually with the girl, the snorkel girl.
And she was sucking your dick on the.
So this was during that time.
Yeah.
Now we're, now we're blending the stories.
Yeah.
So she was sucking your dick on the steps and I was hanging out and then he, that's when
he started talking to me and he was like, you know, and then he was like, and then he
goes.
And then after he was, we made out for a little bit, then he goes, wait, should I have asked
your husband?
And I was like, I looked over and I was like, he's getting his dick sucked on the side of
the pool.
I think we're good.
And then, and then we're making a little bit more.
And then he was like fingering me, but I don't like to be fingered in a pool because I don't
want any kind of like, yeah, I don't want anything getting in my vagina.
So I was like, okay, that's good.
We're not doing that in here.
But didn't he say, we made out four times.
Let's make it five.
Yeah.
And then he said, well, let's make it six.
Yeah.
And then he like, he just kept saying, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, every
time you start to stop, I don't know.
It's like, I don't know what we even got up to.
But anyway, then the other girl had left the snorkel girl, whatever.
That's why I don't really know what happened there.
Like when she left and what had happened.
Cause I was making out with that guy and then his wife was there though.
So then I think you started kissing her.
Yeah.
We've, we met them.
And she's short.
Yeah.
We met them a while ago.
And I'm always going to track the track.
You were carrying her around like on your hip leg.
She is tiny.
I, I'm a tall, taller guy and I normally prefer taller women.
But I do have a thing for short women as well.
I just have a thing for women.
I mean, I mean, I've realized this the more I've been in the LS like I thought I had
a type, but I think it's just my type is women.
Like there's something I can find attractive about, you know, just about every woman.
And I do enjoy the concept of a tiny little woman.
I would say tiny little girl without asking some weird.
And I've always been attracted to, she's very pretty.
And so yeah, I think, uh,
So I think you were making out with her.
And I were making out and she complimented by kissing.
Oh yeah.
She said, she said, she goes, you're a very good kisser.
You've been told that before.
I was like, well, thank you very much.
As you are as well.
So, so yeah, so we kind of like light played with them a little bit in the pool.
And then we got out and we went to a playroom.
We went to a playroom.
Yeah.
I lost our bag.
And she's apparently our bag with like vibrators and condoms and stuff.
I forgot about it.
But I remember.
And you're like looking everywhere for it.
I'm like, oh, it's wrapped in this sheet.
But we went to a playroom and we, um, you and I fucked.
And then some listeners to our podcast, like next to us.
Oh yeah.
And then the football couple fucked in the other bed across from us.
And she was a squirter.
I could literally hear the juices as she's getting fucked.
I'm like, I was like, she is a wet clean up on aisle nine.
Yeah.
And then.
And then we left.
No.
We left.
Yeah.
We had a little bit of a issue there.
We had a misunderstanding.
We'll have a misunderstanding.
I'll let you, I'll let you say how that misunderstanding made you feel because you were, you were on
that side of the misunderstanding.
Yeah.
No.
I think in the lifestyle, it's obviously communication and then you have to be heard,
but alcohol has a part to play in that.
Like, so I wasn't being heard.
Like I felt, uh, at some point I felt like I wanted to like just be with you because
I just needed reassurance.
And then you were not understanding what I was saying.
Like I wasn't being clear enough apparently.
And we also came off of the speech at dinner.
Yeah.
So I'm like, in my head, I'm like, all right, you know, I know what we've done and I know
where we're at and, you know, we just talked about, let's turn up the volume a little bit.
And then I reached for the stereo.
Yeah.
And I'm fine with still turning up the volume.
It was just at that moment I was like, I need to check it.
I need to, you know, I need a little bit more reassurance because we can turn up the volume,
but like, let's do it a little bit, like a little bit slower, maybe.
Like I didn't know where, I don't know.
I was just, I was feeling a certain type of way and I needed, I needed reassurance from
you and I wasn't feeling like I was getting it.
So then it created a little bit of an argument, which I think if everybody's being honest,
I feel like a lot of people go through that.
Like communication is key.
And I think the key to this is just realizing like we then went, we kind of had a little
argument or whatever.
And then we went to go fuck.
And then we came back out and we had a little bit more of an argument.
And then we left and then we just fucked again all night.
And then the next morning I feel like we were good.
Yeah, we left, we'd left when we should have left.
I wanted to stay a little bit longer in my head because I never want to leave the party.
But we were both, we've been at that point, we had both been drinking for 12 hours at
least.
Way more than that.
Cause we left at like midnight and we started at like 10.
That's true.
So we, we needed to go.
Yeah.
But like I said, I have FOMO.
I never like, if I'm allowed to be there until 2am, I want to be there until 2 10.
That's just how I'm wired because I don't know.
But yeah, so we, we had a little, a little tiff and you know, anybody knows when you
have two drunk people having an argument, it does, it goes nowhere.
Yeah, it goes in circles.
It goes in circles.
Cause I'm feeling a certain type of way.
You're feeling a certain type of way.
And we're just talking in circles.
In my mind, like you're feeling your way and I'm, I'm, I'm, I was more confused.
Yeah.
Cause I'm like, it's just, it kind of came out of nowhere.
I was like, whoa, you know, and I was like, I, and I'm like, I understand what you're
saying, but it's, it's just hard to, you know, make sense when you're drunk and you're in
a hyper sexual situation.
So if anybody out there that says they've never had that, I don't want to call you a
liar, but so yeah, that we kind of ended the night there.
And you know, it was a quiet Uber ride home.
It was a very quiet Uber ride.
And then we're back to the hotel, but, and then it was a very, well, and then it was
like a very quiet, like entering the hotel and this hotel had a key, an actual key.
Yes.
It was in like a lock box and there was a thing and I'm looking at you put the key in wrong
and I'm like, I was putting the key in backwards backwards and I'm just watching you do it.
And then normally, like normally I'd be like, Hey babe, like you got it backwards and I'd
be like, but I just was like, I, in my head, I was like, I'm just going to watch this motherfucker
struggle.
I was literally just so irritated.
I was like, not going to help you at all.
And that decision didn't benefit you at all.
Like you're standing there in a courtyard of a, it's like, we could have all just gotten
to the, and then we go back and we get into the room and then there was a little bit of
stomping around and then it's like, and then we just go and I don't even know, but how
we ended up, but we did.
We ended up fucking all the way.
I think I said, I think I was just like, I think it was as much as just like, bitch,
take your clothes off.
And there were, there was some angry fucking, there was some choking.
There was some, some rough shit that was happening.
But yeah, I mean, it was all in love.
And then in the morning I was like, where's the key when we were trying to leave?
I was looking everywhere for the key to the door so we could leave and put it back because
it wasn't like a card game.
It was like a turnkey.
And literally you're like, it might still be in the door and sure.
I was joking.
I was like, no, I opened the door and it was, it was still in the fucking door.
But we locked the deadbolt, which did not operate.
So we were safe.
We were safe, but plus the whole thing was, I mean, keypad, you know, like the whole compound
was like, oh, but yeah, it was like, it's in the fucking door.
I just remember the door all night.
We had like, that's how drunk we were.
Yeah.
I just remember we had our, our, our hate sex and then the next morning I woke up and
I reached over and I'm like, I'm sorry about last night.
You're like, yeah, me too.
And then we fucked again.
So yeah, angry sex can be fun.
They always say makeup sex is the greatest sex.
I don't, I do agree to an extent, but I don't like the feelings of being angry.
Yeah.
I feel that like deep in my soul.
So I don't like the first part of anger, angry sex or makeup sex.
But all in all, we had a good, you came twice.
I came three times.
It worked out.
Yeah.
It worked out great.
You owe me one.
So yeah, we had a really good time.
So to summer it up, EDR, EDR is dope.
Still dope.
And then see that was Saturday night.
So the Sunday night we went to another LS pool party, which we'll talk about next time.
We'll have to talk about next time because we got to wrap this motherfucker.
It's late.
It is.
So you guys make sure you rate us on all the places you listen.
Greatest good.
Just rating us in general is not going to help us out.
Yeah.
The higher you rate us, we get pushed out to more people.
And yeah, that's what we're trying to do here.
So let me see.
Email us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
If you guys have any ideas coming up soon, we're going to do like an intro to LS type
podcast.
Oh yeah, we talked about doing that until I forgot.
Yeah.
We keep talking about it, but then we have an event we want to cover.
So here pretty soon.
How does that go?
EDR?
Because I just keep getting it.
Exactly.
So we're going to do that intro to podcast here probably within a month, I'll say.
And then keep your eyes out on TikTok for our new videos.
So we're going to do the tour video here pretty soon.
And is there anything else you want to do before we close this bad boy up?
The hokey pokey.
And you turn yourself around.
No, I'm good.
It's all about.
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns
and keep shaking it up.
Love you, baby.
Love you too.
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at the sweet side of life
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