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First off, welcome back to the Sweet Side of Life podcast, all the way from Southern California.
But yeah, our last couple of podcasts we've been doing from the road because we've just
been so busy.
This has been a very busy summer for us.
With life, with LS, with just everything.
It's been like almost three weeks now and it still hurts.
So we're back.
Sort of.
Sort of, but before we get into any more, we're going to go ahead and cheers our drinks.
Cheers.
What are you drinking, my love?
Should we cheers first?
Sure.
Cheers.
What are you drinking?
I just perped.
I just farted.
I'm having a Manhattan.
Which is?
Which is whiskey.
You've been on whiskey kick lately, so.
Been on the whiskey train for a hot minute.
So I'm drinking a whiskey, sweet vermouth.
Bitters.
And you're supposed to put a maraschino cherry in it.
I totally forgot to put that in my cart.
When I, it's now in my cart.
And it's.
The really expensive ones?
Yeah, they're fucking $19 a jar.
Like I don't know if I'm actually going to purchase them, but.
It's just going to sit in your cart forever.
It's like, it's like a, I could, they have the ones that are like what $4, but those
are just not the right ones.
And then they have the ones that are $19.
$20 for cherries.
But anyway, so I think the cherry though is what makes it.
So I think I need to.
You really think the cherry makes it?
You kidding me?
Oh God.
Okay, well buy your fucking cherries.
Wasn't there something else in your drink?
No.
Lemon juice?
No.
And ice cube.
Ice cube.
Got it.
Well, I'm sorry folks.
I'm just going to bore everybody.
I'm just drinking my basic ass Monday night vodka Sprite.
I wasn't feeling a whole mixology class tonight.
Like you said, you sprained your ankle.
I sprained my ankle.
You can't make cocktails.
Rum doesn't taste the same when I can't.
You can't make cocktails on a sprained ankle.
It's hard to get like a full shake when you can't post on your foot.
Think of it like a quarterback.
You can't throw that ball down the field because you can't post on your right foot.
Same thing with shaking a shaker.
Shaking it up.
So anyways, so yeah, I'm just going with the basic ass drink tonight.
But yeah, it's all good.
But we're doing it.
And doing it.
Well, all right, so we got a bunch of things coming up this weekend.
Our summer is starting to come to an end, but it's not there yet.
So let's talk about what we got coming up really quick.
We have this Saturday, which is August 31st.
EDR.
We're going to EDR, which is in Palm Springs.
It's they they're having their full weekend Labor Day party.
And last year we did the full weekend, but we just couldn't we had we have things happen
in on Friday and we had things happen in on Sunday.
So we couldn't we couldn't do it.
So we could only do this Saturday, which is the big party day here at EDR on holiday weekend.
So right.
So it should be fun.
Yeah, we're doing a day pass there.
We're seeing it in all adults resort though.
Yeah.
And EDR.
We're going to see if that's going to have any LS vibes because it's in Palm Springs.
It probably either way.
It could have just like LGBTQ vibes and I'm fine with that or it could be LS.
Well, here's the thing is we're not going to experience that hotel at all.
A little.
Yeah.
Because we're literally going to get there at like 10 a.m. drop off our car and Uber
to EDR.
Yeah.
We're going to be EDR all day.
We're going to leave EDR probably one, two, three a.m. go back to the hotel and then go
to sleep.
If the party is good enough will be at EDR to one, two or three a.m.
Yeah.
If it's not, then we'll go back to the hotel and then we'll go to the Tiki bars.
Yeah.
I highly doubt we're going to leave EDR.
You never know.
It's never happened.
You never know.
So and then and then Sunday we're going to a friend's pool party.
Yes.
So that's going to be.
It's a birthday.
Yep.
It's a birthday.
It is an LS party.
Yeah.
It's a private event.
So I'm not going to talk about it.
Right.
As far as locations and stuff, but that'll be a fun one.
And then that's going to conclude our summer.
I think she, her house was actually the first.
I think she was the first LS like house party we went to.
Right.
Totally.
And we were so, we had no idea what to expect.
We were so like, I didn't know what to wear.
I knew there was a pool.
I was like, am I going to be, do I need, like I brought a suit.
Am I going to be like, don't need to be nude.
Like, like we had no idea.
We like brought our stuff.
We brought our dish to share.
They had it.
We were the first ones there.
Which I have to be.
Which was so awkward.
We had just met these people.
Like literally, I think we had met them at the party.
Like they invited us off Cassidy.
Yeah.
Like they just saw our profile and they're like, hey, come on down.
Like we're celebrating her birthday.
Yeah.
We never had met them before.
Like we knew nobody was going to be there.
You kind of knew one couple.
Like we had kind of thought one couple that we hadn't met, I think maybe a couple of times.
But we really didn't know them at the time.
Yeah.
We went to a lot of our meet and greets that we used to go to.
Yeah.
That we knew of them.
But we never like officially met them.
We kind of talked to them, I think.
But we really didn't know what to expect.
We didn't know it was so wild.
But it was fun.
So there are first.
And then we were going to go back to their Christmas party that year.
But I think I ended up getting sick or something.
We got sick.
Yeah.
I think both of us did.
So we had to bail out of that.
And then, yeah.
But that was funny.
That was wild.
And I think we had to leave.
I mean, it started early, but we had to leave our sitter or whatever.
We just had to go.
We had to go.
But I think a lot of it had to do with we saw people were starting to pair off and go
to the rooms.
Right.
And we were just like, no, we're good.
We were so nervous.
We were like, what the?
Just, I mean, still just like today, where, you know, we're there for the hang more than
the bang.
And definitely at that point.
Yeah.
I mean, we might have like now, if we made a connection.
Yeah.
We were like, we were like, we're going to be more of a place where we would play because
it's more private than like a big old thing.
But like, um, at that particular time, we were like, uh, we need to go.
We need to get out of here.
Yeah.
I also think it wasn't like awkward.
I think I was also borderline on my period and I always get weird.
You know what?
Yes, you were.
That explains it.
Yeah.
I always get, I'm always like, even if I haven't fully started, I'm like, uh, like if I know
it's coming, I freak out.
I'm like, what if it happens in the middle of play?
I freak out.
But that's a whole another podcast.
There's a, there's a, another podcast I listened to.
It was called, um, let me, let me, if I'm going to plug them up, I want to make sure
I plug the right name.
Yeah.
That's a good plan.
And where are they?
I was listening to them today and it's, it's ironic you were talking about period because
uh, I, here's the problem is I finished the show.
So it's not in my up next anymore.
Um, maybe here.
Talk for a second.
Okay.
What, what, what was it?
What did they talk about that was that you could plug them?
Uh, butt sex.
Butt sex?
Oh, no.
Um, I was like, oh, okay.
I will find it here shortly.
But it was, um, basically they went to like a resort and they were there for two days
and the first day everything was good the next morning she woke up with her friend.
Yeah.
We actually, while you're looking, um, diary of a swinging couple.
Okay.
And, uh, yeah.
So, so they went to a thing.
Um, and yeah.
And then he's like, well, that's fine.
No problem here, but you know what you got to do.
You got to put in the double duty.
You got to suck that dick.
Oh, see, and I'm always down for that.
Like we, we tend to go to parties and I don't know why some of these parties always land
right on it.
Yeah.
And, but I'm, well there for a while, the, the less party we go to, it was basically
this almost the same weekend.
And it was just, it just seemed to always lock.
So I was just like, I'll suck a dick all day long.
Like here we are.
Complain about that.
So no, nobody was complaining.
So I think it was fine, but yeah, it definitely limits for me cause I just get like really
weird about it.
I know some people will and good on them.
And I wish I was that, I don't want to say brave, but like that my mentality was that
way that I could just be like, tell the person and then decide if or they wanted to or not.
But I, my mental capacity is not there.
Like I just don't feel like sexy in that kind of way.
So anyway, so I think that's what actually was.
It was part of it too.
Was I, that was just like a cherry on the top.
Another cherry, a bloody cherry.
Anyway, so, but anyway, so yeah, we're going.
So this is actually the first time.
So we went to her first party.
That was our first house party.
We were supposed to go to their Christmas party.
We didn't make it to that.
I don't know if they've had other, oh, they did have one of their pool party.
They invited us.
We weren't able to make it to, but anyway, between all of that, I'm not sure.
I think they kind of got out of it for a little bit.
Because I really, you said you really didn't see any posts.
I didn't see any post.
We saw them at a less party.
The profile has stayed up.
But yeah, we didn't see them for a long time.
We didn't hear from them for a long time.
And then all of a sudden they popped up as a RCP at a less party and they showed up.
I was like, oh, hey, how's it going?
And they did say they've been super, I talked to them briefly and they said they've been
like super busy with work and stuff.
And it's just like, nothing's really worked out.
So anyway, I think they kind of maybe stepped aside just like life happened for a long time.
So probably it happens.
It does.
And then you can't do anything.
Not even make a drink.
But then so anyway, so a few weeks ago, they invited us when we couldn't make it, but then
they invited us to this one for her birthday again.
So what's ironic is that we will be our first party at their house birthday.
Our last, our most recent party and next party is going to be her birthday again.
It is going to be crazy though, because we're literally going to be coming home from EDR.
Coming home, feeding the dogs and then going back out to another pool party.
So it's going to be a fun time looking forward to the weekend.
So speaking of Palm Springs, we went to Palm Springs here recently.
We did.
We'll watch on that event here really quickly.
We're going to pause for the cause really quick and we're back everybody.
So what's going on?
What?
Anyways, so yeah, so Palm Springs, take it away, my lady.
So we did.
We went to see.
We went to see mountain.
See mountain in sea mountain resort, see mountain resort.
It's got like a thousand different names.
One in LA or Vegas as well.
We've never been to that one.
But we had previously been to the one in Palm Springs and it was our first like Ellis resort.
If you haven't listened to that or our first podcast, go back and listen to them because
we talked about that.
Yep.
But we decided to give it another chance because not chance, but like just another go because
now we're a little more experienced, have a little more knowledge under our belts and
we always do 80 hours.
The problem is you can't take your belts there.
No, you can't.
So the knowledge under the belts didn't.
So we decided to go back and just like do it again and see how we like how we felt about
it this time.
Going back with a little more information and it is still all nude.
So we were do we did just a day pass the first time we went we stayed overnight, but this
time we just did a day pass and well day and night pass, I guess.
And it was their Halloween summer, ween or whatever like summer.
Yes, summer Halloween costume thing, which I was so confused.
A lot of places are doing that nowadays.
Like EDR is like Thanksgiving.
Oh yeah.
We were going.
It's like something weird like palm swing, but it's like, yeah, I can't remember.
But yeah, people like coming up with these weird split things.
Labor day.
I don't know that you needed a different theme on Labor Day.
Yeah, like Labor Day.
Labor Day.
Hello.
We're going to Labor Day.
But anyway, so we decided to go and see Mountain Inn and we had a good time.
Great time.
We had a really good time.
For me, I realized that if everyone else is naked, I literally have zero problems getting
fully naked.
Yeah.
And it was just like, sun's out, bun's out.
And if you listen to our hit in the streets with the sweets, we had talked about there
were some birthdays there that we were going to celebrate.
Yeah.
So if you listened to any of our, some of our other ones, we did an interview with Brittany
Bitch and Zac Efron is our names for them.
And it was Zac Efron's birthday.
Unbeknownst.
I don't know how that goes.
Like anyway, to us, we didn't know when we decided we were going that they were also
doing his birthday there.
Like it wasn't really like a birthday thing.
It was just like she was bringing him for his birthday.
Because that's one of their favorite places.
Because yeah, they, that's, they're more like on the nudist side.
So anyway, so we found out they were going.
So that was fun.
They were there like basically when we got there.
Yeah, they were.
I feel like they showed up like right when we did because they were still getting their
little buzz on.
They're still kind of loading in because she was still going out to her car to get something.
And yeah, so we got there early.
They're pretty early.
We got, it was hot as hell, but we got a little, we found some chairs in the shade and there
was a fan.
So that's the key.
Look for the fans and look for the chairs in the shade.
Like you may not be up against the pool, but that's fine.
If you're in the pool, you're in the party.
But it was a good crowd there.
There was quite a few people that are regulars that I talked to.
Yeah.
They go there a lot.
They live in some people I live in San Diego area, but they drive up there.
And then we met a person who listens to us, who found us from Swingers Couch podcast.
Yeah.
And then, so we met them.
We met what, two, two new couples that we, that listened.
Yeah.
That's still, that's still pretty crazy to be like recognized.
Like just, they're like, Hey, we listen.
I'm like, how did you even know?
Except for the fact I'm wearing a hat.
That's the sweet side of life.
I guess.
I don't know if that's what gives it away.
But we've been getting,
Unless they watch our Tik Tok, then they know what we look like.
Yeah.
Cause we do show faces on Tik Tok.
Yeah.
And we also show.
Can't show titties on Tik Tok.
Can't show titties, but that's what only fans are.
Yeah.
And, but yeah, we've, we've been meeting a lot of people that heard of us from the Swingers
Couch podcast.
So the other day he, we were talking about how we made contact with the Camel Slide couple.
And he threatened me, not the Camel Slide couple, but, but Carlos from the Swinger Couch
podcast said, do not steal my listeners.
You know what?
Not only am I going to steal your listeners, I'm going to steal your whole entire identity.
So with that being said, we're going to take a short break.
We'll be right back.
Welcome back everybody.
Welcome back.
I'm Carlos, your Latin lover and you are Autumn Sims.
Take that.
I can't.
I can't either.
So anyways.
Thanks for the shout out.
Swingers Couch podcast.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guys heard on our last podcast, we're going to have one night in
Miami in March.
So I know you guys aren't very close to Miami, but if it works out, we're also going to be
in another part of Florida.
Yeah.
Um, so I don't know.
I don't think that's any closer necessarily.
It's, it's yeah.
Yeah.
But we were going to try to make it out to secrets, but the timeframe that we're open
is like a Monday, Tuesday, and we're nowhere near secrets.
So if I go to secrets, I want it to be the Friday, Saturday party.
Party.
Yeah.
So we'll just have to plan it out.
We'll plan another Florida trip out.
But anyway, if you guys are anywhere near Miami, Florida and have.
You want to wake up in the morning and someone new and have time.
We can chat it up.
We can still have to do an interview with those people.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
And you know what, the new equipment that we just actually bought, I think would make
that whole setup easier.
Yeah.
Because remember last time I had a lot of jumping cables when I was trying to do it with our
other friends.
This one actually, I can actually run the FaceTime into a whole another independent channel.
And I think it might work out easier.
So there you go.
There you go.
You know what we just did?
What?
Digressed like a motherfucker.
We did.
Oh boy.
On that note, we were talking about see about it.
That's right.
We were.
All right.
Back to the back to it.
So not only did we steal your listener, one of your listeners, but.
Not steal.
We're taking.
We're holding them hostage.
He graciously lent me his knee.
Oh, yes.
Well, we were watching the, we were inside the pool and we were watching the, the show,
the costume contest thing.
And then later he emailed us and was like something about my knee.
I'm glad to have let, you know, miss Emily sit on my knee.
My face is jealous.
Yeah, my face is jealous.
So I'm here to say next time, let it be the face.
But no, so we met like some really, really cool people.
We met like you said listeners and then also people who have not listened before, but I
don't know if they have now.
I think they actually asked for when they contacted us after.
For the name of the contest.
They asked for the name of it.
Yeah.
So they were down there.
They asked me about this couple that I just, I just like, it's just like you never know
where the night's going to go.
Right.
Yes.
I got into the pool and like I started talking to them, this couple and they basically told
me like we're more, I used your tagline with them actually because they're like, we're
more just like, we like to hang out with people like minded.
We have one couple that we kind of like connected with and we hook up with them, but we're not
a poly.
We just like, like hanging out with them, but we really don't, I mean, we're more friends
with them than anything.
And then they're like, we don't really play a lot.
And so I said, oh, you're, I was like, my husband has a name like a saying for that.
Like we're more here for the hang than the bang, you know, and they're like, exactly.
Like we just love the vibes and the atmosphere.
Like sometimes we do, but most of the time we don't like play or whatever.
So then the night goes on.
Fast forward.
The drinking goes on and her whole ass is lifted out of the pool by people, me and her
husband.
And I think other helpers were just helping.
There's many helpers.
Like lifting her whole ass out of the pool and then you go down on her.
Is it going down when it's, I was kind of going up.
You were level with her.
You were leveling with her.
How did that, I remember doing it.
I remember all of the, like the action, but how did it come to like, where did that idea
come from?
I just remember like going up and like, I think she was in my face and when I see that,
I think she was kind of climbing you a little bit and then like, it was, yeah.
And then it was like, she was starting to put her legs.
Yes.
She would put her legs on your shoulders and then put her body in the water.
Like she was drowning herself basically.
I do recall that.
So then we were all like trying to try to save her life.
Like we were like, I gave her mouth to mouth through the wrong pole.
The right hole for the circumstance.
You gave her a vagina to mouth.
All I know is she, I saved her life.
Yeah.
So, so that happened probably three times.
I remember I can, I can see two times for sure.
Yeah.
Maybe just two.
But then like she hopped on me and was like making out with me and then later I was talking
to her husband and I was like, I didn't really say anything, but I was just kind of like,
well, it looks like, you know, you guys have had a good time.
Like, are you sure she's okay?
Like with everything that's happened?
Cause she was pretty drunk.
And he was like, oh no, she's fine.
She saw you walking by on the pool and was like, it's her, we have to get to know her.
That's it.
And I was like, yeah, like when she was sober.
So I was like, okay.
He's like, so yeah, she picked you out like immediately.
Sticking her claim right away.
And I was like, okay.
So I'm like, I'm just making sure cause she was like, she was, she was a good time.
She was fun.
She was all over the place, but definitely had a lot to drink.
So we got their numbers.
We haven't actually connected with them.
I connected with someone, Cassidy.
Cassy.
Yeah.
Nothing beyond that.
Just, I think I can't remember exactly what it was.
Yeah.
You called my phone from her phone.
Yeah.
Cause what happened?
Left a voicemail.
Well, because, well, I was also drinking, but what had happened was the costume thing
was happening, you know, and then we, we got out, they had gotten out at some other point.
Cause like I said, she had had a lot to drink.
So I think they got out to eat.
And then I was walking by their area where they were sitting and we were kind of sitting
behind them and she was like, your phone, your phone number.
I want your phone number.
And then I was like, um, and I don't know at the time I thought it was better to give
yours.
I was like, well, let me call.
I don't know if I thought you were going to answer.
I don't really know.
I was drunk.
So I was like, let me call my husband.
Maybe just cause I do the communications more.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I'm typically the one that kind of organizes and, and creates the, the group text groups
or whatever it is.
So yeah, the next day I'm like, Oh, did you get their numbers?
And you're like, yeah, I think so.
And I, I remember I looked at my voice mail and there was like a voicemail and it was
you screaming and yelling about your calling your husband and I was like, Oh, so then I
texted them.
I was like, Hey, is this so-and-so?
They're like, Oh yeah.
Hey, but then, um, we ended up connecting on Cassidy.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So that was a fun couple.
Yeah.
Um, the show was interesting.
There was like the little Halloween contest they did was like people like, I was trying
to figure out what people were going to be, I'm like, how are you in a costume nude?
But I figured it out.
They just did lingerie.
You were allowed to be dressed during that.
Yes.
So, but there was this couple that like stood on their heads basically was doing like gymnastics
and like, it was like, it was like yoga, gymnastics.
It was like yoga.
I was so funny.
I was like, I mean, it's cool, but it seemed a bit show, not showy.
It was definitely showy.
It was one of those things where they've developed a really cool skill, but it doesn't apply to
very many real world applications.
And this is like, this is our time to shine.
It was kind of just awkward.
It was a little bit.
Watching them because everyone else was just like, would walk through, do a little dance
or whatever and then like go on their way.
There was like a high school talent show.
It was just so cute to show like everybody's little cute outfits and being sexy, but they
did like a full like acrobatic show and it was just, well, it felt awkward.
For me, it was dinner and a show.
Yeah.
You ate out and then you had a show.
I don't know if you call you went up too though.
Up where?
You got the same treatment that she got.
I was no, you guys kept trying to get me.
No, we got you up.
We hoisted you up and you did.
You did.
I do recall that.
We got you up there.
Who went down on me?
I don't remember.
I don't either.
I don't remember going up.
Are you in up?
Are you sure?
You, 1000%.
It was, it was brief.
Maybe it was him.
I mean, that would make sense.
Maybe it was her husband.
I did make out with him.
I'm pretty sure.
It might have been her.
I'm pretty sure I made out with him.
Probably.
Yeah.
But yeah, we also drink a lot.
Well, what it was is that you're in the heat and I was really trying not to drink a ton,
but then they kept coming through with fireball.
Yeah, fireball shots.
In not shots, but just in the, like doing them in your mouth, like just pouring the
fireball into your mouth from the bottle.
And that kept happening.
And then also, or also they had a, like a premixed margarita they were serving.
And then they were also, somebody had a premixed margarita they were pouring into people's
mouth.
They were just giving it out.
They were just giving out.
And then they were had a premixed margarita.
Yeah.
Nothing's for sale there as far as like drinking or even food.
But yeah.
So then they're pouring the premixed margarita too.
Like it was just like people just kept coming.
And I, it wasn't even, I don't even, it wasn't even like sea mountain.
It was just people who were partying there.
Yeah.
We're like bringing alcohol and just like, you know, it's like typically when I go to
a pool party, I take what I want to drink and I take stuff to give to others as well.
So yeah, we do that too.
Not at this party because I didn't have a home base to set up.
Yeah.
We didn't have a bar.
We had to be limited on what we could bring.
Yeah.
We had a few bottles.
But yeah.
So they did all of it.
So then it just like got, like we both got really drunk.
Yeah.
More drunk than I think we intended or we knew we were getting, but we did eat a little bit.
Yeah.
Not enough though.
Not a whole lot.
They had a bunch of food there though and it was like all day they kept refreshing it
like they had chicken and dogs and they had salads and.
Speaking of EDR, they're going to have a barbecue on Saturday.
So yeah.
So we, so when we walked back after I gave your phone number to that couple or called
you apparently, we, you were like, well, okay, earlier in the day, we actually found out
they had us another playroom we didn't know about before that wasn't there before.
Two other playrooms.
It was a.
When we went there before they had that one center room with a DJ would set up.
Yeah.
They had a stripper pole and they had like some couches and then there was a massage
room that was set up with a table.
Right.
And then, but now that massage room was an actual playroom and then they also had a
third playroom that had a bed in it.
Yeah.
So they expanded.
They made more playrooms.
So earlier in the day, we had gone into the playroom that was like open air kind of open
air.
I mean, it was like a room, but they basically had both like doors open.
You talk about the DJ room.
No, no, the other one, the other one, the bed with the bed and we had gotten on there
or whatever and just like fucked around.
I think I sucked your dick.
You sucked my dick in there.
Did you?
I did.
I remember we both went, huh?
I fucked you in there.
Yeah.
You fucked me in there, but before that I sucked your dick and there was a couple in the jacuzzi
watching us because you from the jacuzzi you can see into that room.
Okay.
Perverts.
Oh dear.
It wasn't like the doors were wide ass open.
And then we went to.
So then later in the night, so we did that earlier in the day and then later in the night,
after like, like I said, after all the shows and everything we're done, we were actually
getting ready to go kind of, but then you're like, let's go into here.
So we went into the DJ room where there were some people dancing and sitting on the couch
and there's this like round couch that's basically in the middle of the dance floor right by the
stripper pole.
And you and I, we first, I think you met me over and fucked me doggy style.
Then we flipped into a 69.
This is before I sprained my ankle.
Yeah.
So I was able to do all this stuff.
Yeah.
So I think we flipped into a 69.
And then we were while we were, um, I was doing you doggy style.
There was a couple that was playing and they stopped playing and they'd both sat in the
chairs and we're just like, I fucking us.
Yeah.
I didn't see any of that.
Honestly, they had fog in that room.
Yeah.
Cause it was a dance room too.
So as low as I was, cause you're, you're on your knees, you know, with your head above
the fog, I was, I was, I was doggy with my head in the fog and in the pillows.
So I didn't see any of that.
I was just in the moment doing my thing.
Like I, so this couple, they were watching us and like she was sitting next to him, like
stroking him and I could tell they were like just waiting for the come hither.
And I was thinking about it.
I'm like, from what I could see through the fog, they looked attractive and, but by that
point I was just so exhausted.
Yeah.
And I was like, I can't contend with a whole another couple right now.
Right.
I'm like, I looked up and I made eye contact with them and I was like, no, sir, not tonight.
And then I think that's when you flipped me into the 69.
I'm like, yeah, I need to, we need to change positions.
Yeah.
And then we just, we, I don't know, it was like so much fog and stuff.
We just exited after that.
We were making love on the cloud.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And then, and then we went to leave and well, I was packing up the cooler.
I was packing up the cooler and you went to go find my shoes.
They were by over by the pool.
So you come back with my shoes, with your shoes and you're like, I couldn't find your
shoes.
I was like, okay, that's fine.
So I had at this, at the previous party, I lost a pair of shoes.
That'd be a V to you.
So I ordered another pair of cheap Amazon flip flops, you know, $10, but they're very
basic.
They're, you know, black bottom with like a brown strap, very basic gas.
Basic men's standard, the standard men flip flop.
So in my inebriated state, I walk over to the pool and I go to where I would have put
them and a little bit to the left was a pair of brown strap.
I'm like, great.
Standard men's.
I put them on my feet and they fit like a glove.
I'm like, cool.
These must be mine.
Of course they're mine.
So then I walk back to the chair and I go to get dressed and my very fancy board shorts
that I came in and are missing gone.
And they're bright as fuck.
They are like super bright.
Like they did not fall underneath anything.
We had our, like we're trying to be discreet because obviously people are still there and
they're still naked and we're, we have our phones, but you're not supposed to obviously
have your phones, but we have our phones out like with the flashlight because it's dark.
It's dark as fuck.
Like once that sun went down, there was no like, like lighting back.
Yeah, no, it's supposed to be like dark and sexy and it makes sense until you're trying
to find your board shorts.
Yeah.
So we're like, we both have our phones with our flashlights trying to search for your
shorts.
And like when I say they're bright as fuck, they're literally like rainbow, like a unicorn
shooting rainbows out of its nose.
Like with a sloth writing it or something of that nature.
They're obscenely bright.
Yeah.
Like so bright.
You're not just going to accidentally lose these.
So we don't find them.
Nope.
Bottom line is we don't find them.
So good thing is I found my shoes.
I did not find my pants.
So then I'm sitting there naked.
And we have to get into an Uber.
We have to get into an Uber.
So everything is more, you know, harder to do when you're enabryated.
So I'm like digging through my backpack and I had packed a pair of boxer.
I'm thinking you're going to have to go home in like my dress and I'll just.
I could have wore like a towel or something.
But like sarong around me or something.
I'm like, how are we going to do this?
Like, well, so the thing about sea mountain is during the day it's new, but at night you're
allowed to wear lingerie for the party if you want to.
So in my head earlier, I packed a pair of boxer briefs.
So if we are there later, if I wanted to, you know, put on a pair of something just
to walk around and these would meet that criteria.
Right.
Okay.
So I packed a pair of boxer briefs.
Thank God.
Because I had.
Those were your pants.
So I put those on and I had to take an Uber all the way back to the hotel in my underwear.
The more I think about this the more the funnier it is because then we get to the hotel and
we obviously have to use our key to get cart like our key to get in because it's late.
It's super late and they don't just like the door zone just opening.
They're just going.
So we have to go through the lobby.
There's a night manager or whatever is sitting there in the lobby while we're walking in
and we have a cooler.
We had to go get our bags, which we had kept in lockers in the hotel because we couldn't
check in because it was so late.
So we had to, we, you had a cooler, a backpack, a cooler loaded with just crap, like everything.
Yeah.
A backpack.
You have a, we have to get our bag that's locked in the locker.
So we have to talk to this night manager.
We're doing all of this while you're in my underwear.
It's what two o'clock in the morning.
Maybe I didn't realize till just now.
No, it wasn't that late.
It was earlier.
No, cause it wasn't even one.
It was like, cause we went out after.
No we didn't.
Yes, we did.
Yeah.
We tried.
Yeah.
So it was about nine and 30, 10.
Yeah.
And that's even weirder cause there's other people in the lobby.
There was a mom with a baby.
I remember cause I was like, why is our baby out here so late?
So then so, so we, we bring in this heavy ass cooler to the third floor.
No.
So the elevator was broken.
So we go to go get on.
We have a bag, a cooler, a backpack and I'm no help.
We've already discussed that.
So then the night manager goes, oh, you're on the third floor, but the elevator is broken.
We're like, what the fuck?
Meanwhile, I just like to remind everybody he is in his underwear.
Okay.
So then like, we kind of like get like, I'm like, okay, I'll take the bag and I'll go
up and then the night manager offers to like help you cause you had like so much stuff
you were carrying.
So he's behind you carrying some stuff behind you going up the stairs and then finally we
get into the room at first.
I was like, it's not the keys not working.
We're going to have to go and then like, I, then I finally figured it out.
It was a combo I think or something.
Anyway, it was like a five.
It was a combo.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
It wasn't a key.
It was a combo and I had entered it backwards or something.
I flipped a number.
But, um, yeah, all of this in your underwear.
Yep.
The best part was the next morning as we're going to leave, we look at the cooler and
we realized that cooler had no reason to come upstairs.
We literally walked by our truck.
When we got out of the Uber, I could have just simply transferred this heavy cooler
to the back of the truck and walked up the stairs and my underwear had been just fine.
But no, I had to carry this whole thing up just to be like reminded the next day that
was all pointless.
Yeah, because then we had to carry it back down, but the elevator worked in the morning.
So then the next morning as we're figuring all this out, I go to put on my shoes and
I look down and I'm happy to say I came up.
I came up with some reefs, some nice reef sandals.
They're not mine.
So I apologize to the universe that, uh, or if somebody's listening and we took your
shoes, we're sorry.
Sorry, bro.
They look just like them.
The person who you took, they probably took yours.
Yeah, probably.
They get the same thing and then they're like, damn, they're pissed.
They probably got home and they're like, damn, I got the wrong shoes.
Yeah, I came up in that one.
I mean, yours were newer than theirs were.
Mine were newer, but it was a $10 Amazon.
So to alleviate that problem, I bought a pair of ridiculous.
Actually, that's where you sprained your ankle, Dodo bird.
No, it was another cooler incident.
Don't blame those shoes.
Don't blame the shoes.
It was, I bought these obscene, go on Amazon and type in shark sandals and they're like
these teal shark where your feet go through the mouth.
They're just, they're awesome, but they suck for actual use.
They look cool, but the problem, you're not going to mistake them for anyone else's shoes
in the dark.
These do not disappear in the dark.
The problem with these shoes is, I have no grip is the top, the bottom has grip.
The bottom's okay, but the top where your feet actually hit, once it gets wet, it's
like a slip and slide.
It doesn't have any type of fabric that grabs your foot.
So once your feet get wet, it's a death trap.
So yeah.
Maybe that's cause they're sharks.
Yeah.
So I don't know what I'm going to do with those.
Very dangerous.
Maybe just warm her on the house, but whatever.
I think that's how you sprained your ankle.
So, so what's funny is, so our plan was, all right, let's do sea mountain and then wait,
we forgot one other thing you lost there.
Your fucking sunglasses.
Yes, I lost my sunglasses the next morning.
So I left everything there.
Yeah.
The next morning also we're trying to, we realized, oh, you got the wrong shoes.
And then you're like, okay, let's go and you go to put your sunglasses on.
You're like, where are my sunglasses on?
Like, well, this doesn't surprise me because while we were there, you lost them no less
than three times.
I had people, I, they were in the bathroom.
They were like, I had people handing them to me.
Are these your husband's sunglasses?
Yes.
I coming into the bathroom.
Somebody left their sunglasses up.
Those are my sunglasses.
So that doesn't surprise me.
They're probably in the bathroom there.
Maybe next time I'll grab them.
But um, yeah, so that was eventful, but we had talked about like, let's go to sea mountain
and, and let's hang out during the day and then during the night, if it's not like crazy
part, like crazy fun party, we'll go out and we'll hit some of the places that we like
to hit, which mainly is a tiki bar and then a Thai place.
Yeah.
So we left with the intention on, all right, let's go back to the room.
Let's shower.
Let's go have Thai dinner, which closed, but it was at 10.
So that's a terrible idea.
It was a terrible idea, but they closed.
Yeah.
But the bar should have still been open.
But then, uh, the tiki bar, uh, we always go to, uh, one of our favorite bartenders
were like, all right, let's just go to, so let's go to Tonga hut.
Yeah.
We walk in the Tonga hut.
She's not working.
She works Sundays only now.
So we're over to.
Yeah.
So then the, the manager, he knows that we go for her.
So he's like, he literally like basically sat us and then he goes, well, she's not here.
And then we're like, we kind of just looked and then he's like, and our kitchen is closing
because all the other thing we like is when they have really good coconut shrimp.
So we're, he's like, and our kitchen is closing and we're like, wow.
He's all the only thing we, he, no, he said the only thing we're doing, oh no, their kitchen
was closed.
He said, the only thing we're doing is we'll order you pizza from downstairs because there's
a pizza place that's downstairs and you can eat it up here.
And we're just like, well, if our bartender isn't here, we're not going to pay overpriced
for like overpriced Tiki drinks when we're already wasted.
They're not going to like taste like we're not going to.
We had no business trying to get Tiki drinks at that time, but it was on our to-do list.
So once he said all that, and then we just kind of looked at him, he's like, and then
you, I think you said like, maybe we should go down and get the pizza.
He's like, that's probably a good idea.
Like he basically agreed with us.
He's like, yeah, there's like, he could probably tell we were so drunk and like, just was like,
if you guys are just wanting to see your friend, she's not here or eat food that we serve,
it's not here.
Just go.
So we ended up just going straight down stairs.
We went down to the pizza bar.
And we had like a drink there, maybe two.
Yeah.
I had a drink and then I was like, I can't.
I just went with, I just had her fill up my drink with salsar water.
I was like, just do soda water.
We were topped off at that point.
Yeah.
And we were like, I don't know if it's because, but we ate pizza.
Yeah.
Finished the night with some pizza and then, and then we went back to the room and I recall
correctly, you laid on the bed with your butt up in the air and you're like, you need to
put it in me right now.
It was something to that effect.
Yeah.
So.
Sounds right.
So we had a good time.
Yeah.
We fucked some more.
And then we fell asleep.
And we were like, like, I don't even remember falling asleep.
Like I woke up like nude, obviously.
No, you're thinking of Huntington Beach.
No, this time too.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Huntington Beach is where you put a cock ring on me and then fell asleep.
And then I woke up the next day with a cock ring on.
I'm like, whoa.
Like you're not supposed to keep those on for very long.
Good thing you chose like a big enough one where it wasn't constricted my flaccid penis.
So I woke up and I'm like, oh, hey.
But that's a whole nother story.
That's a Huntington Beach party.
Yeah.
That was fun too.
But I'm pretty sure that night too, we did the same thing.
We just fucking passed out like.
No.
No, what happened?
You remember?
No, there was.
It's coming back to me now.
I have multiple videos from that night.
Of what?
You.
At EDR or the Sea Mountain Inn night.
Yeah, I think so.
Do you?
Yeah.
That's the one where, yeah, you were, yeah.
I think that's the one where you were like, we fucked for a little bit and then I rolled
over and you were like just going to town and.
Going to town what?
Can you be more specific?
On my penis?
Oh, like sucking your dick?
With your mouth and hands.
Sucking your dick?
Yeah.
That sounds like me.
That's the one.
Remember I think that's the one where I showed you the video.
You're like, oh man, I look drunk.
I'm like, yeah, you were, but you were on a mission and you won.
So yeah, so that was a fun night.
So you came?
Yes.
Yeah.
So that was a good time.
Very good time.
So we recommend Sea Mountain Inn.
Yeah.
You do have to be nude, so you have to get past that.
Yeah, they have like, you can do a towel, but to like go in the pool or.
Yeah.
So there was somebody who showed up.
I think actually this couple that we first talked about, but they, she was wearing, remember
she was wearing a thong.
Yeah.
She was walking around with a thong.
And you were like, like, I don't care.
Yeah.
It doesn't bother me.
I'm going to say anything, but I personally, I'm not a fan of the, the, I don't want to
say forced nudity, but I do like having an option.
Yeah.
That's just my vibe.
So I wasn't, I didn't have an issue with that, but I'm like, I don't think they're
going to let her do that for very long.
No, they didn't.
They were like a 20 minutes later.
She was.
Yeah.
So no, they didn't allow her to do that very long, but, and we actually talked to the owner
Dewey for a minute.
And he said, he said he would come on the podcast.
So yeah, next time we're go there, we got to get a room.
Yeah, we'll do a room and then we can bring our stuff in and interview him.
Yeah.
He was, he was nice as soon as we said, well, he was nice the first time we were there too,
but as soon as like we were, you were, we were talking about some, I think you brought
up the podcast or something.
I think when they, you get there, they say like, welcome home or whatever.
And then like, have you been here before?
Yeah, we've been here before.
And then you had said like, he said, why did it take you so long to come back?
And you're like, well, we go to EDR.
And I was like, it was literally like a dig, I think in his heart.
I think so.
The problem with me is, is I can be fairly honest and I don't always really think about
what I say.
Yeah.
You didn't think about that.
And when I say we, we go to EDR, I don't mean it as a dig.
I just mean it as like, that's where we've been.
That's where we go.
I'm not a feature of habit.
So once I find something I'd like, I don't typically like going outside of that because
I don't want to waste a day.
I don't want to go to like, if there's a bar I know I like with great music, I go to that
bar every single time.
Because I don't want to lose a night at a shitty bar.
So we just, we've done C mountain and I knew what it was.
We went to EDR.
It matches my preferences better, but it doesn't mean C mountain is not fun.
So exactly.
It's a great time.
So, so yeah, I heard him a little bit.
You heard his soul, I think, because then, and then somehow it came up that we have a
podcast and then, because he came back around and I had my hat on and I was pointing at my
hat.
I go, Hey, I'm like, this is something we do.
You know, we'd love to have you on at some point.
And then that's when he started talking about it.
And then, yeah.
So then every time I saw him, he was like, how are you?
Are you okay?
Is everything good?
Are you having fun?
And then I was like, yeah, I'm good.
And he's like, I'm just going to keep asking you this all day just to make sure you're
having a good time.
So you come back and I was like, no, we're having a great time.
Like we're having fun.
He's like, okay, let me know if you need anything.
Do you need a drink?
I'm like, no, I'm fine.
I've got water.
I got everything.
I've got my things.
I'm like, I'm good.
So, yeah, so he was super accommodating.
And I think he's like that.
I mean, just even before when we went, he was super like, the thing about him is everybody
knows him.
And I mean, he's got a sign that says like, welcome to Dewey land, like instead of Disneyland,
it's like Dewey land and that that's definitely his vibe and people that know him think of
him that way.
Like he's one of the first people you see when you walk in the building and very welcome
in very nice guy.
Like we said, like their whole like slogan or saying or whatever is like welcome home.
Like just, you know, wanting to make everybody.
Yeah, we missed you or it's been too long or whatever, like wanting to make everybody
feel welcome.
And I think they do a good job of that.
I mean, I've never, I've heard people have negative things to say, but I've not felt
that in any of the two times we've been like where I felt like, like we walked in, we were
clothed, we went to our chairs, we found a space, like we put our stuff down.
You know, it's not like we got there.
Like some people, I feel like make it sound like they get there, like they strip you down.
Like, no, that's not what happens at all.
Like literally he gave us a tour while we were fully clothed again, even though it was
our second time being there.
He, like we found a place to sit.
We like unloaded all of our stuff, got our first drink in us, you know, like really,
you know, got settled and then we got naked, you know, and like it was very much at your
own pace.
But yes, this is what you do eventually have to get to this point.
You do have to get to this point and that is what it is.
And your pace has to be probably faster than maybe some people will like.
Yeah.
But it wasn't like a very like aggressive, like this is what you do and you have to
do it this way.
And yeah, I don't know.
I just, it was good.
So I, for people who've had that experience, I'm sorry you've had that experience, but
that's not been my experience there.
It's been very, everybody has their own story, but that is not our story.
That's not our story.
We had a great time.
But we did.
And everybody like the people who were there normally, like they said they were regulars,
they were all super friendly people who had just been there were super friendly.
The women who work there are super friendly and it's all women that were there.
They're also super naked.
Yeah, they're super naked, super friendly, but they're all women besides Dewey.
And Dewey's not naked.
We just perfectly planned.
I know.
And Dewey's not naked though.
The first time we went, he was.
He was.
Yeah.
I'd say about 50% of the time he was.
But this time, the entire time he wasn't.
Yeah.
And maybe it depends on like what he's got going on too, or maybe just people's comfort
level too.
Maybe he's got feedback.
I don't know.
Could have been.
Yeah.
Who knows.
But all in all, I give it a solid five boners, five out of five boners.
But that being said, I'm definitely looking forward to EDR this weekend.
Yeah, we got a big weekend coming up.
So next, not next, I'm never going to say in next podcast what we're going to do, but
we do have a Huntington Beach plush party that we went to for the first time.
I know if you listen to our, our hitting the streets with the Swedes, you'll know that
we were on our way to Huntington and we didn't intend ongoing initially to this plush party,
but we did end up going.
So we had a little bit to talk about there.
Spoiler alert.
It was fun.
So, so yeah.
Let's see.
Is there anything else I need to address?
One of these episodes coming up, I want to do a episode dedicated to other podcast.
I want to basically, you know, list all the podcasts that I listened to and just try to,
you know, pimp them out and just kind of put my own personal list out there.
So I will be silent for that one.
No.
You'll be here for comedic purposes.
So anyways, I'll be here for a digression.
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