Oh my goodness.
And welcome to New York.
I'm sure you will love it.
Shoot, shoot, ba-doot, doot-da-doot, doot-da-doot-da-doot-da.
Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Sweet Side of Life,
Swinger's Lifestyle Podcast.
Oh shit, we're driving.
And we need to be taken to the road.
We... Jesus.
I had the freaking cars in front of me slamming on our brakes.
Anywho...
This is not a traditional hitting the streets with the sweets.
We almost hit the street, literally.
We almost hit the Volkswagen in front of us.
But anyways, so yeah, welcome to our adventures.
We realize our last episode was also a
Hidden the Streets with the Sweets episode.
We like to try to bookend a live studio one.
However, we were just so busy this week, so tired,
and it was just a very busy week.
So we weren't able to get into the studio and do a regular episode.
So we are doing one now on Saturday morning,
as we're making our way to Huntington Beach, California.
Yes.
But we are going to make this one more like a normal one.
I mean, obviously we're not drinking, we had coffee.
But we are going to...
It's going to be longer.
Some of our Hidden the Streets are just like,
hey, this is what we're going, this is what we're doing.
But that's not what this is going to be.
No.
It's going to be a longer one, more like we're in the studio,
telling a story, et cetera, et cetera.
So we're on our way to Huntington Beach.
We are going to see the Wheeling Brothers at the beach.
And then, party in Huntington.
Yeah, we were going to go to the Plush Party there.
They do a like a middle mini bar takeover type thing in downtown.
However, they got a dress code and we're rolling into Huntington Beach in the summer.
We got flip flops on.
I ain't trying to wear no jeans and no crazy...
Yeah, so we're just going to skip the dress code and just do some party and at some of the local bars out there and have a good old time.
So that's our on our way to, but we wanted to go over late...
Or not go over, but we had talked about...
Did you guys do your homework?
Did you do your homework?
Let's go over what we're going to discuss today.
If you open your book to Chapter 13...
I've gotten some people who've talked about the fact that you no longer say chapter volume.
Or like if somebody references it, I'm like, oh, you're still in our early like our first season of our podcast.
First couple episodes, I didn't know if it was a volume, a chapter, an episode, a season.
But now we got to dial this season and episode.
So we don't have, we don't announce it every time.
I don't even know what number we're on right now.
I don't know. I think 25.
That sounds about right.
Around 25.
Somewhere in that area.
So we did...
That car almost hit me.
Kind of intended...
Okay, this is a while, while West after all Saturday.
On the 5th.
Coming up in a little BMW.
Jesus, terminates.
So we talked about, we went to, we're going to...
Via Vita and we discussed potentially doing a podcast from Via Vita.
Yes.
However, sadly, that did not happen.
I took all the stuff.
I set up all the equipment.
And I would like to put a record, I did bring in like a couple bags.
Yeah, you totally helped.
I did.
Totally helped, bro.
Just fine, but we had every intention on doing a podcast, but like we've kind of said, it's
hard to like break away from the party when the party's going.
And there was actually two people, like two couples there.
I think, one I'm kind of sad because I don't know if we'll have the opportunity to interview
them again, you know?
Yeah.
It was kind of like a, we were both there.
Who you were referring to.
I think you said Cindy.
Oh, Cindy and Mitch.
Mitch.
Yeah, if you guys are listening, we definitely want to talk with you guys.
It's kind of funny, I went back and I traced out.
You had said you were on another podcast, Casual Swingers, and I found the episode and I actually
remember not listening to you guys this episode.
You guys have a great story.
So yeah, next time we'll have to catch up with you guys and get you on the air and do a full
interview, but yeah, just didn't work out that weekend.
I'm not sure if we would run into them again.
I mean, hopefully, and we could do, you know, a podcast with them.
So there one and then the other one is the couple that if you listen to our first that
we met at the Halloween, our first Halloween party that you played with her.
And then I guess in my podcast, I said, I wasn't sure if he was in the podcast.
I wasn't sure if he was into me and then in the pool.
So he they started listening to us and he was like in the pool is like, you need to get the
record straight.
Like I was into you.
Like what are you talking about?
Like he was like, I need some I need this to be put on the record.
So I was laughing.
He said, we need to go back and amend the episode.
So this is the amendment.
So I was kind of laughing about that.
But so they would have been fun to have on too, because they're they're a couple as well.
Yeah.
And then of course, beard and butt.
Yeah, we didn't have beard and butt where they're to.
We could have talked to them.
There's there's a lot of people that we wanted to that I kind of had like a list of people
in my head.
But there's a few times I said, should we do this now?
You're like, oh, not yet.
And you're like, should we do a snow?
Oh, not yet.
Yeah, like you were in you were doing something or I was doing before you know it.
It's one o'clock in the morning and I'm breaking down the podcast equipment.
You're using you.
But you know what?
Right.
There's another time we're all about it's got it's got a few right.
Yeah, I got to do it for the fun.
If it didn't, if it from whatever reason, it didn't work out.
It was meant to be right.
So anyway, so there.
So that's that we did have a great time at the Aveda.
It was basically a less party in the water.
A lot more people actually who we've seen at less parties, but not all that's all together.
We're there.
We definitely had a big group.
We had we had a bunch of people recognize us again from the podcast and I'm going to tell everybody if you if you recognize this from the podcast, please come up and say hello.
We love nothing more than that.
You know, if you're shy or whatever, just get over it.
And just come say hello because it's always great to meet people that listen to us and it is funny because like people will like right.
People will like reference something from, you know, eight episodes ago and I'm like, huh?
I know.
And then they go back and listen to it and then they start telling us what we were saying.
I'm like, that sounds like something I'd say.
But yeah, so if you guys are listeners, we love to meet each and every one of you and yeah, we want to party.
So yeah, so anyway, so be a leader was a good time, even though we didn't get to use our podcast, probably why we had such or not why, but like showing that we had such a good time.
We didn't have a chance to use our podcast exactly doing so much.
But and I ate.
We ate dinner.
Yeah, we did eat.
That was cool.
That makes life so much easier when you're not going 12 hours on it.
One protein bar.
Yeah.
So we stayed.
Yeah, we both said like we kind of like got our buzz on, but we didn't like I don't either of us.
I never got drunk to the point where I was like sideways.
Sideway.
I definitely didn't get sideways.
I was still kind of, um, I've said it before on the podcast.
I don't want to use words suffer, but I definitely have an anxiety about about me and it takes a couple of drinks for me to, you know, relax enough to be in this type of environment.
But it takes even more for me to loosen up and kind of, you know, engage, I guess you could say.
So like the other day I was telling you, I feel like I'm losing my swinger powers because it's just if it's just, um, past couple events, it just kind of like I just get so into my head.
And I think the one that we did, well, when you say events, what do you,
Well, our last four events, I feel like I've not really done anything at sea mountain, which we'll talk about not today, but at sea mountain, I think part like that was what I was talking about.
Like that was you got too drunk.
Well, that was at the end.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, um, I think there was like a point of like trying to get there and then we're too far, you know, yeah.
And then, um,
Cause you didn't give me food.
Then you're like, yeah, I did.
I tried.
And then there was a point of like, then there's a point of like, okay, you go one party and that happens.
And the next party, you try to be extra careful not to do that.
And then you end up sober.
Yes.
It's like a balancing act.
Yeah.
Um, but anyway, so we've done a lot of stuff this summer.
I think we're talking about doing, um, EDR, um, August 31st, just like a day past.
It's Labor Day weekend.
So that Saturday is going to be a big party.
Hopefully.
Yeah.
And, um, we, uh, well, basically we're like, it's like the end of like summer swinger season.
Yeah.
So we were like, oh, we have to do something.
At least get one more EDR visit in before it starts getting, before it starts snowing in Palm Springs.
No, it just doesn't snow.
But definitely before it starts getting colder and before, you know, all the fall stuff starts.
Plus my weekend schedule coming up is going to get much busier.
So it's just, it's going to be hard to do the full daytime stuff.
Yeah.
So we've got that, but we've done a lot of stuff this summer.
One of which was like two months ago now, two months ago, we were talking about it is
we went to Athena's.
It was their like first summer party of the year.
Yeah.
It was their summer party, their opening summer party.
Um, and we never got to talk about that, which was a fun party.
Yeah.
It was a fun time.
So I think we should talk about Athena's.
Next episode.
Thank you guys so much.
No, you always do that.
No.
So, okay.
So Athena's is a pool party in, where is that?
Fontana.
What did you say?
Rialto.
Isn't Rialto out there too?
It's out there.
Okay.
And Fontana.
And, um, so whenever we go out there, we'll usually get a hotel and stay because it's,
again, we don't drink and drive and we both like to drink.
So we could, could Uber, I guess.
That's it.
Okay.
So the cost of the Uber is more than the cost of the hotel.
And it's like, yeah.
So we, um, we stay down there so, or up there again.
So, um, we usually will go, we actually found a good spot to have margaritas before.
Oh yeah.
The Mexican restaurant.
There's a Mexican restaurant out there.
It's a Mexican sports bar.
Yeah.
If you go out there and look at the Mexican sports bar, if you're looking for a place
to eat, it was pretty good food.
And yeah, actually it was really good food.
Yeah, it was really good.
And the drinks were really good.
And it was a good, good pre-party spot.
Pre-party spot, yeah.
Because our hotel, the freaking bar, it opened until like four and this was a daytime party.
And the party starts at two.
So yeah.
So anyway, we get there.
Um, it's our, the party's already going.
Like it, it, I don't know why we were there.
We got there about like maybe a half hour after the party started.
But yeah, it felt like it was, yeah.
Yeah.
People, I will say, swingers for the most part are on time because they realize that,
A, if you show up to a party late, connections have already been made.
So you've got to get there early while the pickings are good.
Yeah.
You know, it's a early, early swinger gets the worm.
You know, I'm pretty sure that's the same.
I don't think so.
I want to make a t-shirt.
It says early swinger gets the worm.
I think you're going to need to take that through a bit more.
I love it.
It's perfect.
Um, anyway, anyways, so, um, we get there like the pool's already full.
There's already a bunch of people we bring our art.
Well, first of all, we thought all our drinks were going to one bar,
but then they had the other bar open.
Yeah.
Which threw, I think a lot of people off, but yeah.
So this place has two bars.
Um, and it's B Y O B.
B Y O B.
Um, so we get all our stuff in our drinks and everything.
And then I mean a bunch of people are there who we know.
There's some people there who host Pink Taco.
Yeah.
There's people there who, uh, uh, Brittany and Zac Efron were there.
Brittany bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were there.
Um, and there's a whole bunch of people there.
I mean, just, I can keep going forever, but anyway, so, um, we're there with our,
and then some other friends, they're coming way later.
Yeah.
So we do the pool for a little bit.
And then I honestly like the daytime kind of just like, I don't even know what we did during the day.
It was, I feel like we just blended.
It, it was just consistent drinking and just talking.
There was, yeah, there was nothing to write home about in the beginning part of the day.
It was just, yeah, just loose enough.
I got offered Coke.
You did get offered Coke.
And she's not talking about the mixer commonly used.
No, I didn't.
This is the first time I've been offered drugs at a party.
Really?
I think so.
No, I guess when we went like out with some people we didn't know, like we were bar hopping or whatever.
I think they offered it.
Really?
Yeah.
But um, but I was in line at the bathroom and a girl comes up and she's like, are you in line in the bathroom?
I'm like, yeah, she's like, I just want to go touch up my makeup.
If that's okay.
Can I go in with you?
And I'm just like, that's fine, whatever.
So I go in, she goes in, she's like touching her makeup up and then she, she does a bump.
I get, I mean, I get Miss Lingo is very foreign to me.
And then she's like, I'm literally still peeing and she looks at me.
I'm like, no, thank you.
I'm good.
I'm going to pass.
Um, and then later, we get high on live later.
I told you, you're like, well, thanks for not doing coke in the bathroom.
Yeah.
So yeah, that was funny.
I was like, okay.
Coming out, talking about tires, blood in general.
Um, I mean, in general, I don't know.
And what's weird is that there was another couple that we will talk about later.
We found out did coke as well.
And I just, I don't know, like if it's certain parties, it's more prevalent.
I have no idea.
Cause I honestly like, and I know a lot will say like no drugs for 20 friendly, which
obviously like they have to put that.
So I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
Anyway, I just, I was just,
You're going down a rat.
I know it was just weird.
Cause I've been to so many parties and that was like the first time I've ever been offered
drugs.
I guess apparently we haven't been to very good parties.
My face doesn't say give me drugs.
Man, shoot.
When we went to Jamaica, I got offered every drug.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah.
Um, that's right.
You white boys like cocaine.
Yeah.
So, um, that was really one of the main things I remember.
That's a highlight of your daytime memories.
I think we can move past that.
Yeah.
So anyway, 20 minutes on cocaine.
I know, which I didn't do.
So, um, so let's fast forward a little bit.
We've got the pool parties there.
That was all fun and done.
And then later around, I think it was eight o'clock.
They actually had a band.
Yeah.
Um, they had a DJ throughout the day, which was pretty standard.
It was fun.
And then they had a band that started, I think it was eight.
It was about flashbacks or something like that.
The entire party was, uh, eighties, glow theme.
Yeah.
So it was, uh, it was fun.
Everybody's kind of dressed up a little bit and, um, yeah, they had a whole stage set
up and it was pretty dope, pretty dope.
Yeah.
So that part, so the, um, the band is playing and we're kind of dancing or whatever.
And then our, uh, some other friends come that, um, we talked about before.
So they show up and then we're, okay, we, we need to, we need to give them names.
We, yeah, this is hold this people from before these people like, yeah, we need some type
of context.
So are you talking about our, our friends from podcast one?
Yes.
Okay.
So let's call them.
The metro couple, the metro couple.
That makes sense.
So we're going to call them the Metro.
She's Mrs.
Yes.
Mr.
Mrs.
That makes perfect.
So there, there are the couple, if you listen to podcast one that they basically
introduced, let's say introduced the idea of the club, FAA and all that to you, which
is, and then introduced it to me.
And then basically that's where our stories kind of started.
Um, and we've remained friends, uh, more or less like through this whole, I mean, before
we were even, you and I were even married.
Yeah.
We were friends and then we moved in with her.
This is Metro.
Um, and then we kind of like moved to different, we moved to San Diego and then we kind of
touched for a little bit, but then
and then we moved back into town and, you know, we, uh, just, you know, still hung out
with them every now and then and we actually got them coming to the, uh, all the DTF less
parties.
So yeah, we remade contact.
So there you go.
So Mr. and Mrs. Metro.
Yes.
Okay.
So they, Mr. and Mrs. Metro show up and, um, so we're partying with them or, you know,
all dancing and everything.
And then there's another couple.
Um, there is well who goes to less parties who's met Mr. and Mrs. Metro before.
What can we call them?
So we're all, we're all dancing and, um, I don't know, what can we call them?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, um, uh, let's call them.
I don't have to remember this for future ones too.
I'm trying.
That's why I'm trying to remember.
I don't want to call them like Mr. B and Mr. C. You know what I mean?
Like I'm trying to get like a nickname so it sticks.
Yeah.
Let's see.
What, what do I think of when I think of them?
Um, uh, I can't think.
Okay.
So I'll keep thinking.
Okay.
So there's another, there's another couple that's there, uh, to be, to be named later.
Um, anyway, so I think he, but, but that's not a very good.
No.
So, uh, this couple though is the one that you ate her from behind and then looked her
butt at the Marriott, at the takeover with flush for New Year's.
Yeah.
That's what's in my head.
I'm trying to think of a way to package that up in it with a pretty belt.
Yeah.
So anyway, so, um, we, so we're all, you know, hanging out, whatever.
And then in my, in my fashion, I suggest, I feel like I did like suggested blowjobs
while we're kind of like on, we'll call it the dance floor.
It was more like the grassy area in front of the.
Was that, was that before, uh, Mrs. Jade walked up or was, did Mrs. Jade come in after?
After, right?
Okay.
I think you saw her later or I think you saw her earlier, you, whatever.
And then, um, I think that happened later.
Okay.
So anyway, so in your, so I, cause it was just the six of us, the six of us at that point.
Yeah.
So Jade came in shortly thereafter, but in the same area while we were standing there.
Yeah, probably.
So, um, so I suggest blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure.
And we're not talking about the shot ladies.
I'm not sure.
I'm pretty sure it was me cause that just sounds like me to do that.
Yeah.
Let's just circle blowjob here right there in the middle of this dance floor.
That sounds about right.
Um, the couple that we haven't named yet, they actually, she blowjob, she gave her husband
a blowjob.
She blowjob.
She started her husband, on her husband.
And then I was in front of Mr. Metro and then you were in front of Mrs. Metro.
So we, so here's the thing with you.
I muted that.
I don't know.
You didn't.
I turned off the entire volume.
Um, I'm not sure.
I turned off the entire volume.
So we've got, we've got directions now.
Um, serial butts in.
Going on.
So yes, we're driving.
Um, anyway, so the thing with Mrs. Metro and you is, and this is important, I think,
context.
Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna address it later, but now.
So Mrs.
Cause there was a whole thing about her going down on you.
So I think it's important that.
A whole thing?
Like, she was like, are you sure?
Oh, so yeah, Mrs. Metro and I, we have a past, not like a, not like a past, like a sketchy
past or anything.
It's just we've been friends for a long time.
Pre-LS, like we were talking about pre before I met you.
Yeah.
And it was one of those things like back in the day, in all reality, we probably would
have dated to some extent, but it just never happened for various reasons.
You know, either I had a girlfriend.
She had a boyfriend.
Whatever the case was, it just never happened.
And there was definitely an attraction.
There was definitely an attraction there.
And it was just one of those missed opportunities, I guess you could say.
So fast forward.
So I know this obviously.
You know this.
I meet you guys and Mr. Metro knows this too, but I meet you, you guys when, you know, with
her, like your friends with her when I meet you.
So, and I, I know like there's, you know, I think I even talked about in the first podcast.
Yeah.
And there was an attraction between you and her.
We've talked about this.
Yeah.
So anyway, so now that everybody's married and you know, that things ever really happen
between any of us?
Well, it kind of goes back to a few less parties ago when we kissed for the first time.
It was kind of like it was a little, it was different.
I don't want to say weird, but it was just like, okay, we just did that.
Yeah.
So we're, we're very much, we're very much walking out of snail's pace.
Yeah.
Um, in the sense of just cause there is a history there, like I want to make sure first and foremost,
you know, our friendship doesn't get messed up.
And you know, I just want to make sure obviously you're good and she's good.
And you know, just, yeah, I value friendships and I've obviously value our marriage.
So I just, I'm definitely taking this one easier than I would with just, you know, someone
we just met where there's no history.
So that's always in my mind when we're hanging out is I just want to make sure I respect
everybody's boundaries and I don't cross anything accidentally.
So when we first kissed a while ago, it was like, it was a long time coming type of thing.
And we was like, cool, it was fine.
Everything worked out.
And that's where it stopped at that particular point, but then here at this party, you know,
you're throwing out blowjob suggestions and she was just like, yeah, we're good.
I'm like, we're going to find out, you know, but no, it was, yeah, she, um, she got down
there and she did good.
She did fantastic.
So then in my true fashion as well, I rotated all of us.
Yes.
We all blew the three of them, the three of us through the three of them, blew the three
of them.
Anyway, so we did that.
We were basically in the middle.
I don't want to say the middle of the dance floor, but we were like more or less in front
of the stage kind of like, but more on the grass.
The band was definitely had a show.
Um, so we did that.
And then there like was a suggestion, like there's one playroom there.
So they were, well, there's like a band as you can play in the outside.
No, no, you're skipping a whole, you're skipping a lot.
Yeah.
And then there was a girl named Mrs. Jane.
Okay.
Jesus.
I don't remember this.
That's when we're standing there and she came up and she goes, she's like, you look
familiar or something like that.
And then she goes, and she's like, you look just like Burt Kreischer.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't remember that.
Yeah.
She was talking to me.
Obviously.
I don't look like Burt Kreischer or Lyobot.
And she was a good looking woman.
She was actually a unicorn, but she was there with her bowl.
So they both kind of walked over and her and I ended up making out for a little bit.
Oh, at that point?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't, I missed all of that.
You were standing right there.
I missed all of it.
You were distracted by something.
I was oblivious.
I usually am.
Yeah.
No, she came up and she was talking about that and I was like, I think I grabbed her
boob and, and yeah, we made out for a little bit.
And yeah, that's, that's I think probably why later she was like very comfortable with
just saying, Hey, yeah, so actually I think she sucked my dick there too.
Stop.
I now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she did.
Like I said, this is, this is recapping that something happened, you know, quite a few
months ago and my memory is not the best when it comes to details.
I remember moments and I remember overall, yeah, the screen shots and I remember had
a really good time, but I can't walk you, you know, through it all.
But I do recall Bert Kreischer and I do recall kissing her and grabbing her boobs.
And I, I want to say she at least gave me a hand job.
She at least like not like, you know, not to, to completion types, but she definitely
touched you dick.
Yes.
Okay.
So then we're, yeah, we're all standing around.
Okay.
I did not realize that.
Yeah.
That's what happens.
Um, pay attention.
Yeah.
So we're standing there and it was suggested, Hey, let's all go play.
Cause there's one place I'm going to say is there's one playroom there.
Um, there's some outdoor like Havana ish play areas.
Um, and then there's, but there's one actual playroom that has a full bed to couch and
like stuff.
So we, they're like, Hey, let's go into the playroom.
And so we were like, okay, you know, it was like the six of us basically at that point,
the unicorn had left.
Yes.
And then we just walked away.
Cause I don't remember if she wasn't there at that point.
No.
So then, um, everybody's like, okay, yeah, let's go.
And then you were like, um, let's go get some water to me.
Yeah.
And I was like, okay.
So they all turned and started walking thinking that we were right behind them and we just
kind of like like backed away and like, let's go get some water.
But I think it's cause you wanted to check in to make sure I was good.
It was a hundred percent because like I knew where this was going and yeah, just big.
Based off of the, the limitations and, and everything that we just discussed and where
my mind was at.
I'm like, okay, we just crossed another boundary, me and Mrs. Metro.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I don't know about going to this next boundary yet.
I was like, let's, let's pull away really quick and just kind of, you know, like I wanted
to go.
Yeah.
But I was like, let's just step away for a second, you know, get our thoughts together.
Yeah.
And then yeah.
And then we were like, we're just going to get some water and we were just kind of hanging
out for a little bit outside the bar.
And then you're like, okay, let's go in and see what they're all doing or whatever.
Yeah.
So we go in and Mrs. Metro and the guy we haven't named yet.
He, the guy who has not been named.
Yeah.
They're on the couch.
She's riding him on the couch and then Mr. Metro has the girl we have not named yet
bent over on the bed.
And so they're, they're fucking clearly.
And so we're kind of just watching and we're standing by the door right where you walk in.
Yeah.
So we're kind of just watching our popcorn, watching the show.
And then, and then this Jade is what you're calling her.
Yes.
She walks in and she goes over with her bowl and she goes over to the other bed.
No.
She walks by us and she goes, Hey, Bert.
Yeah.
Come play.
Yeah.
And she's like, come join us.
So I thought she was already over there.
No, no, no.
She said, but she walked by us.
She said, Bert, come join us.
Yeah.
And I was like, say less.
So then we go in with them to the other bed and I honestly don't remember a whole lot.
I was like, I do remember.
I got to do one of my favorite things I enjoy doing.
What?
Going down on a woman from behind.
Yeah.
So I do remember like, we were all playing all different things.
Like her guy was there too.
So it was like the four of us doing a lot of different.
Yeah.
I was going down on her from behind while she was going down on you.
Yeah.
I do remember like kind of like a train almost.
So like you were going down on the back of behind.
So she was bent over the bed.
I was laying on the bed face up.
She was going down on me and then I was laying.
My head was laying underneath the guy and I was sucking his dick from underneath.
The thing with him though is that he also did Coke.
So he was having a hard time getting hard.
Yeah.
And even with her, like fully hard.
Even with her.
So don't do Coke friends.
It doesn't help your sex life apparently.
I've heard that.
Yeah.
I have to actually.
Since then I've read stuff like that.
The thing about Coke is I've never done it.
I think I would like some of the effects of it, but I would not enjoy the Coke dick part.
Yeah.
That wouldn't be cool.
So he was even like even so then we so we were doing that and I don't need like a rock
hard dick to suck a dick like it's fine.
Yeah.
So we were doing that and then we kind of switched it up a little bit and then like
he was in his head because he wasn't really getting hard and performing and which is a
real thing.
So he was like a single male so that's probably even more fucked him up you know because it's
like what else does he provide to this lifestyle if he can't get his dick hard.
Yeah.
Kind of thing.
And then you don't have a home base to return to.
Like if I'm struggling like I can go back to you.
Yeah.
Well he hurt him.
It seems like they're good friends and they go out together a lot.
And if he had a you know like their their buddies in that way so well I'm just saying
like I can tell like this was the first time they've hung out and been together.
Yeah.
You know what I mean.
Like they clearly were like good friends or whatever good fuck buddies whatever it is.
So she went to him to try and help him and but even with her he couldn't like he was
trying everything but so he was just kind of like figuring his shit out which kind of
was like okay I'm not going to put any more pressure on him by like you know I'm just
going to do something else.
So then I think you and I were kind of just messing around.
You and I were messing around a little bit.
Well she was trying to get him out of his head and hard or whatever.
And then at one point Mrs. Jade or Miss Jade went over to the other bed with Mr. Metro.
Yeah.
And Mrs. Metro came over to our bed and the bull started going down on Mrs. Metro.
And I think I was there but I can't remember exactly what I was doing.
He was trying to fuck her but he again he just couldn't knock it hard.
So he like had was flipping her in all different positions really trying but he was it was
not working for him.
So then she was just kind of like what I like kind of like how I was like okay like
I'm not going to like this is you know like stop putting so much pressure on yourself
it's fine.
Yeah.
Like you know just hang out watch whatever.
So then then you I think I was like so then Mrs. Metro because she was with him kind of
got off the bed and went over back over to where her husband was.
And then I was I think you were laying there and I was blowing you and jerking you off
and then you were like.
No you skipped something.
Okay what.
I have to wait to like see where you're going and I'm like nope she skipped a step.
Okay.
While Mrs. Metro was playing with the bull when he he tried to fuck her like you said
then he pulled out and he started licking her and I was sitting there I think I was
unoccupied at that time I'm not sure where you were.
But I was like all right I'm going to I'm going to push another boundary and I was like
hey let me get some of that to Mrs. Metro and he moved and I went down on her for the
first time.
Oh yeah.
So on that bed was the actual first time.
I don't know where it was either.
That's what I'm saying like I.
Oh you know where I think I went.
I went to get water.
I went to get everybody water.
That's right.
I'm like you were there.
Yeah.
But then you weren't.
Yeah so somebody I think I needed water and then.
Everybody in that room was begging for water.
Yeah I think even this Jade said like I really need water too so I went out.
I ran out naked but as they get into the whole open grass area across the whole thing to
the bar like if you're if you've ever been there it's a long run from like if you're
but as they get in it like nobody else is running to go get water so I went and got
yeah I went and got water.
Note to self we need to bring like a jug of water.
Yeah.
And just have like a bunch of straws out of it.
I don't think they want you to have drinks in there.
Yeah this is too much.
Yeah I wouldn't got every I wouldn't got some water.
I mean there's a freaking summer and the room had AC but it was hot.
Yeah so that's that must have been where I was.
Yeah.
Because I don't recall that at all.
So yeah I just went down on for a little bit and I was like all right and then and then
you came back into the room and that was yeah so then we fast forward to back.
I was on the bed.
You were blowing me.
I was on my back.
By that point Mrs. Metro went all the way back to like the couches near the front and
was kind of done.
Yeah.
She was kind of done.
Mr. Metro was over there and then you were yeah you were I was laying on my back and
you were sucking me and you were jerking me off and I was having a great time and I was
like Mr. Metro was sitting on the bed.
You see comment on how quickly I was jerking.
Oh.
My hand was moving.
And then I was like you know what's missing right now.
Somebody's sitting on my face.
So that's when I called out I was like Mrs. Metro Mrs. Metro get over here and then she
was kind of far away and she's like huh.
I'm like Mrs. Metro get over here and then Mr. Metro was like he's calling you.
You need to go.
And then she came over and yeah she sat on my face and I was like reaching up grabbing
her boobs and you were jerking me off.
I'm like well this is fucking awesome.
It doesn't get a whole lot better than that.
And I'm sitting there yeah I'm like going going.
I was like oh my god I'm about to go.
I'm like kind of just a heads up to everybody and yeah it was fantastic.
I came all over your hand, pry her back.
But yeah that was a really good time.
Yeah so that was fun.
And then we all got dressed.
And then we went to Denny's.
So Mr. and Mrs. Metro and myself and you we all were like okay now it's like the freaking
two o'clock in the morning by that time I think very close to it.
We're exhausted and we're all hungry.
Because again we really didn't eat.
So we're like they were going home.
They took an Uber there and they were Ubering home and we were staying in the area so we
were like well let's just go to eat.
There's someone to Denny's like they apparently that's what they do after like I don't know
whatever they do.
Oh that was the best thing.
Yeah whenever they go out I think they go there for whatever.
But I hadn't been in a really long time.
Anyway so we went to Denny's.
We're all like I mean I think I'm wearing like a t-shirt like your t-shirt probably.
Yeah.
And like we look haggard like party has been had.
Yes.
We go to Denny's and then me and Mrs. Metro are like we want a donut because we saw a
donut shop across the party lot.
Were they just getting ready to close too or something?
They were they said they were open to like I don't know.
I think they were 24 hours but not the inside so we thought they were closed.
So you have to like get it through this window.
Anyway so we finished eating at Denny's and then her and I walked over there to get donuts.
So we got donuts and then they went on their merry way home and we went to our hotel.
So that was Athena's.
Yes Athena's is fun.
It was fun.
We're probably going to go back to Athena's for their Halloween party.
It's coming up on October 19th is their official Halloween party.
So we're probably going to be going to that so that'll be fun.
That's the night time only.
There's no pool party during that because it's going to be October.
It's going to be a little chilly.
But yeah looking forward to that and we got EDR August 31st.
And see was there anything else I wanted to touch on.
Shout out to the Swing Horse Couch Podcast.
They were talking shit again the other day saying that we stole one of their collars
and you know what we did.
One of their collars.
It's funny.
The collars in our area though.
Yeah so yeah but anyways yeah we are totally down when you make it out here to SoCal if
you want to meet up and have a drink and we're actually going to be going to Miami in March.
I can't remember where exactly you guys live but we're going to have like a day or two
in Miami in March if you guys are in the area and you want to meet up for a drink that'd
be totally cool.
Yeah totally good.
Yeah we're going on a cruise.
We're leaving out of the Miami port.
So we're going to go up there a couple days early and kind of hang out and get settled
in.
Well we have plenty of time to discuss that.
Right.
However yeah if you guys are ever coming out here we'd love to show you around.
We've got some great places.
Great things to do out here.
Check us out at the Sweet Side of Life Podcast Tik Tok which is managed by you.
Terribly managed by me.
You will get updates once every two weeks.
A quarter.
And it's like a five second video.
So we're going to get better on that right.
I don't know.
Are you going to start doing that?
I might have to.
You can reach us at the Sweet Side of Life Podcast at Outlook.com.
When I can become a professional swinger that's when it'll be better.
When I have time for that shit.
All your mindset you got to go into over the right mindset.
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Our upcoming parties and yeah.
So is there anything else you'd like to say?
My love?
No.
I don't think so.
Except for when enjoying the Sweet Side of Life keep your pineapples upside down, believe
in uniforms and keep shaking it up.
Love you baby.
I love you too.
Let's try to make it there without an accident.
I know.
I should stop this podcast without it.