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So tonight's going to be a rough night.
Miss Emily Sweets over there has a little bit of an attitude tonight.
You have an attitude.
So yeah, we'll see how this one goes.
Emily Sweets with the attitude.
But anyways, so we are back once again.
It's been a little bit since we've done a full in studio podcast.
The last one we did was, what was it called?
Thoughts from the jacuzzi, also known as...
We actually got some good ideas from some friends.
Yeah, we had a good idea.
I kind of like this one.
Let me pull it up really quick.
Can we cheers?
I really want to get stuff in my drink.
No.
Let me go.
Where's the that?
There it is.
All right.
So I guess before we do this, we need to cheers.
Cheers.
All right.
Take a sip of our cocktail.
Not like yours.
Not a big fan.
When did you make yourself?
It's called liquor right.
Liquor correctly.
Liquor right.
It's kind of a play on a sex on the beach.
So this particular one has vodka, peach, snops, pineapple juice.
And cranberry juice.
So much like the sex on the beach and the other play on the sex on the beach.
I didn't really like those two.
So why do you keep doing it?
Because it's easy.
And it had a nice name.
Liquor right.
I mean it doesn't get a whole lot better.
You sent me like 10 million cocktail recipes.
So you chose the one that's just like the ones you don't like.
I wanted to get it for a shake.
So what are you drinking, my love?
I'm drinking a lemon cello whiskey sour.
Lemon cello whiskey sour.
Yeah.
It has a little more like, it tastes a little more wriny.
Riny.
Than a normal whiskey sour.
So it has whiskey, lemon cello, and then it still has the lemon juice and the simple
syrup.
Just those two are cut a little bit more than I would normally put in a.
What's the pours that you did on it?
Two ounces of whiskey, one ounce lemon cello, three fourths of an ounce lemon juice, and
then half an ounce simple syrup.
And then you shake vigorously.
Vigorously.
It's okay.
Do you like yours?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm still trying to decide if I like it or not.
You've been drinking whiskey sour tonight.
I know.
Maybe if you weren't drinking just like a good whiskey sour and you went to this, but you've
been drinking like the good one and then you went to this.
It really just tastes a lot more like the rind of a lemon.
Like the lemon cello, I think gives it more, I don't know, wriny taste.
Is this a contest?
How many times you can say wriny in a fine.
Can I say the word wriny or rine in a podcast?
It's very wriny.
I don't know.
Take a check.
Take it for yourself.
I literally bought the lemon cello.
Just for this?
Yeah.
Did you really?
I mean, I like lemon cello, but I was at Costco and I mean, I do like lemon cello like
to sip on like a shot of it or whatever, but to sip.
But I was at Costco and they had it on.
I don't even know if it was on sale.
It was just out and I was like, oh yeah, there was a cocktail I looked at that had lemon
cello.
So I bought it.
But yeah, so I don't know.
The jury's still out.
I'm not sure.
It's a hung jury.
Yeah.
I feel like it needs like maybe more whiskey.
Less lemon cello, more whiskey.
Just maybe more whiskey, maybe equal everything else, but maybe more whiskey.
Because your way of doing whiskey sour earlier was four shots of whiskey.
I know.
Yeah, that's a lot.
And what's the, what's called Buffalo Trace?
Yeah, that's what you've been drinking lately.
Yeah.
They have that at Costco too.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's right.
You got the handle.
So anyways, oh yeah, our last episode we did from our jacuzzi and one of our friends actually,
she said, she said you should have a contest for the name of your thoughts from the jacuzzi.
However, her was feeling the heat with the sweets or heating it up with the sweets.
I think I like feeling the heat with the sweets.
I like it because it rhymes.
We have our other version of hitting the streets with the sweets, feeling the heat with the
sweets.
I mean, it just, it goes with the progression of ideas.
I dig it.
So I mean, thanks Catwoman.
Do we just, is that where we're going to call it now?
I think we should just call it that.
Contest closed, winner has been announced.
You will get your McDonald's gift certificate in the mail.
I mean, it must have been a big hit, but you can come up with something way more clever.
Yeah, I mean, if you got something, throw it at us.
You can email us at the sweet side of life podcast at Outlook.com.
And we'll consider it.
We'll think about it.
It's not written in stone yet, but it's written on paper.
Here's a really quick.
It's tagged in our phone.
Here's a really quick thing about our email.
I've been noticing all the emails we get have been hit in our junk folder.
So if we don't respond right away, it's just because I forgot to check the junk folder.
Yeah, but I'm getting better.
It's, it's, yeah, it's just weird.
You get like junk in your regular full-time.
I get junk in my trunk with the actual shit.
It goes straight to the junk.
No, I have junk in my trunk.
You have junk in the trunk.
That is true.
So just keep that in mind.
I've gotten used to now checking the spam folder and I'm catching a lot of them quicker
now, but just in case.
We're not ignoring you.
We're not.
So this is a very overdue episode.
Very overdue.
And that's on you.
Thanks.
What's that sound?
That's the sound of the bus backing up.
Yep.
We went...
Beep beep beep.
Just let me know when you're done.
I think I'm done.
You sure?
Beep.
All right, cool.
No.
Thanks, thanks for the support, babe.
So we went to a party.
Shut the fuck up.
Did I not warn you guys that she's on one tonight?
She is on one.
She's about...
This is your fourth whiskey sour tonight.
I think so.
My bad.
Anyways, so July 6th we went to a pool party.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all night.
You started that one.
There's a place in Lake Elsinore, which is a city in Southern California.
And there is a pool party type resort.
It's out of house, but it's like a resort style house.
They have a cool little setup.
And it's been on our radar for quite a while.
But we are...
I'll say me.
I'm a creature of habit.
And you tend to fall within my habit.
So when we have a free weekend, we tend to go to the places that we know we like, which
is EDR or GTF LUS parties.
So it's like when we get those weekends off, it's pretty maturity planned out.
However, this particular weekend where like we got to try out this new place.
It's not even a new place.
It's been around for over a year now, but a lot of our friends have been going there
recently and giving it really good reviews.
Excuse me.
So we decided, let's go.
Let's do it.
So we went on July's...
Wow thing.
So we went on July 6th and it was basically their 4th of July weekend party, Saturday
being the 6th, which was the biggest party of the weekend.
So we're like, this is perfect.
We know it's going to be jamming.
It's going to be a good time.
And yeah, we went and we decided to take our podcast there.
I think we actually mentioned that we are going and that we were going to take our podcast.
Of course we mentioned it.
So we did that.
We took our podcast.
We did a couple interviews.
We did a debut version of...
What's it called?
Sayles with Sammy and Emily or Emily and Sammy.
Do we know which one's going first?
It's Sayles with Sammy and Miss Emily.
There we go.
Yes.
Jesus.
Who's on first?
So yeah, we did our debut version of that.
That's fucking insane.
I'll just say you guys know.
I just finished up doing the edit on it earlier and it is not for the faint of hearts.
It's a very, very sexually charged, women only podcast and it's pretty intense.
That's because we started it and then a friend who's actually been on the podcast before,
KJ.
Yep.
And so she walked into the little bungalow where we were doing it while Sammy and I were
discussing talking, starting it and it went up or downhill from there.
I'm not sure which one you want to say.
It went up and down multiple times.
It took an elevator to the 32nd floor.
It jumped off like a base jumper.
Bungie jumped all the way down and went back up the elevator.
It was very...
It was fun.
It was a lot.
It's a lot and I will say...
It was fun and unscripted.
Very unscripted.
So you had to cut, not cut, but like, you know, we definitely want to...
When we say edit, the things that you edit are just like we want to be respectful of
people's privacy.
Yeah.
So if we have to...
If I have to take out a name or take out a description of something.
Like when in a moment, I don't know if you guys have ever been drunk before.
When you're drunk and you're screaming into a microphone, sometimes you say shit.
So that's literally the only time I edit stuff is when I just have to, you know, for someone's
privacy or if I say something that's just really stupid and I'm like, you know what,
I don't like that.
But all in all, it was...
We have two interviews.
Condensating on my tits.
You're condensating.
Your drink is dripping.
My drink is condensating on my titties.
It's dripping all over your boobies.
So what we're going to do is we're going to do a quick episode.
We're going to talk about our experiences here at Bia Vita.
And then at the end of the episodes, we're going to actually have two interviews.
We did an interview with our longtime friends.
And then of course, we have the Say Less debut show, which was wild.
I had a good time editing it.
I was blushing.
I blushed a few times.
Now I want to listen to it again.
I mean, I was there.
My penis moved a few times.
I was there for all of it.
It was a good time.
I was there for a lot of it on the pot.
You can hear me kind of walk in.
I'm like, what are you guys doing?
And like in the background, and you're like, get out.
Get out.
It's a women's only podcast.
It was a really good time, which there was definitely some sexual activity that happened
in this episode.
So anyways, so Bia Vita.
Like Alsonor, you can check it out on the internet's first.
Let's discuss the good, bad and the ugly.
What was ugly?
Nothing.
Spoiler alert.
There was absolutely nothing that was ugly, which is awesome.
We had a great time.
Here's the thing about this place is it's it's fairly local to us.
And we were really hoping that it was going to be cool.
And it checked that mark.
It checked.
Yeah, it was fun.
We had a really good time.
So here's the thing about Bia Vita is it has a from what I understand, there's a couple
owners involved and they throw two different parties.
They I don't know if it's a rotating every other weekend or or how they divide it.
I haven't seen it yet, but we went to Steve and Sasha's party, which was the July 6th.
And there's another MNPP something like that.
That's the other partner and he throws his own parties.
We haven't been to his parties yet.
So we can only speak about the Steve and Sasha's parties.
So we went there once, which was very respectful party.
Yes, there was a great time.
Yeah.
You want to tell them about the when we got there?
The wristbands?
No, no, no.
What else?
I drove there and you watched me load in all our gear and the coolers.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
And I was sweating.
Yeah, you were sweating.
You were loading in gear.
It was hot.
Yeah.
And you didn't help.
I don't ever help.
I told you I wasn't going to help.
I don't know.
There was no expectation.
I don't know why.
If you expected that, that was on you.
I would sometimes I would love help.
You should find somebody to do that.
I'm going to have to hire somebody to help us on this.
But anyways, us help you.
I don't need help.
I'm good.
It was hot.
I will say that.
It was very warm.
So tell us a little bit about your experience.
They I thought you were talking about like the wristbands and stuff.
Yeah, that's part of your experience.
They do allow single males.
They say a few select.
Yes.
Yeah.
To enter the party.
But basically they give you a wristband.
When you enter and they kind of explain them.
So red means you don't want.
Red means you're part of a couple.
No.
For the female, red means like don't you don't want.
It doesn't matter if you're part of a couple or not for red.
You sure?
Yes.
Because what would unicorns get?
They don't necessarily want single males talking to them either.
This is solely on single male situation.
So blue, let's start with blue because that's what you were.
Blue is a man in a relationship with his significant other there.
Red means you do not want like single males kind of aggressively pursuing you.
Like they could, I mean, obviously have a conversation with all humans, but like you're
not really open to necessarily like having pushy conversations or whatever.
So I understand that you as a single male there, you if you have to like, you have to
be initiated into the conversation like you can't initiate it.
Isn't that correct?
No, that's not what she said.
Oh, I thought that's what it was.
No, I mean, I think they can just talk.
I mean, you can talk to people, but it's like you can't be like.
It can't be like, oh, let's go XYZ.
Like it basically puts us fine that like you're not necessarily open to it.
Yeah.
Green means you're open to it, have all the conversations you want, like ask the questions,
move it along.
And then the single males have yellow wristband, which just identifies them separate from the
blue wristband, which is the males who are not single males.
So that was, and they're like, and if you want to come back and get a different color
wristband, if you pick a wristband color and then you decide I want a different wristband
color as a female, then you can change it up.
So whether or not you're a whether or not you're a single, sober, you're red.
Yeah.
And then you get a couple drinks in you and you go green.
So whether or not you're a single female or a female and a couple, you choose between
red and green.
They don't automatically give single females green.
Like that's not fair.
I thought they did.
No.
Because what if you want to just play with a couple?
What if you don't want to play with single males?
I don't know.
Exactly.
I'm pretty sure that you can choose.
I think you're right.
Yeah, I am right.
All right, guys, well, thank you so much for listening.
We out.
Anyway, so they explained all of that, which either way, it was whatever to me because,
but I get it.
I guess if there's like a ton, I didn't see a ton of single males there though the day
we were there.
I saw maybe four or five.
Yeah, same.
Yeah.
One of them we knew and we know he's not necessarily a single male, but he was just there as a single
male.
We know his.
Their dynamic allows him to.
Significant other.
Yeah.
Go out.
And yeah, I don't, honestly, you saw four or five.
I saw two, I think.
I was searching them out.
You were seeking.
No, there was quite a few.
I mean, about four or five, like I said.
Yeah.
So anyway, it wasn't a situation where we were being aggressively attacked because obviously
I didn't even notice them.
The ones that I saw were definitely playing it cool.
They're playing by the kind of the quote unquote rules.
So that's all you can expect.
Right.
Just everybody being respectful of everybody regardless of whatever situation you're in
specifically.
Because I mean, I know single males get like a bad rap, but like couples and males in couples
and females in couples, we've all had our days.
Yeah.
And all you can ask is that everybody is respectful of each other.
And I felt that everybody was respectful of each other that night.
Yeah, for sure.
So it's a good group of people, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
Wow, that took you 15 minutes to say that.
Oh my God.
And I'm the one on one tonight.
You are.
All right.
So, so we got our wristbands.
We checked in.
What was the wristband you chose again?
I chose red.
Right.
Let me see.
So we I loaded in the equipment before I as I was loading and swept my butt off, I got
you a drink ready and you opened a seltzer.
You opened a seltzer for me.
A seltzer that I prepped in a cooler with ice for you.
Just kidding.
You're good.
I'm not gonna give you a fucking interview.
You're a pain.
So we got there.
We loaded in.
Everything was cool.
We went into the room.
Basically when I say room, they they had like four like little bungalows, little bungalows
which you can reach.
They're basically like I want to describe them as kind of like sheds.
There were sheds.
There were 100% sheds.
Yeah.
So we had each bungalow had a queen bed in it.
It had a TV.
I had a little mini fridge and it had a AC which was like a little small kind of window
AC which is one of the biggest reasons I wanted it because I knew it was gonna be hot as
sin.
It was hot as sin.
And I wanted to be able to have that room that we could kind of go into.
Right.
Let's be like just set up our bar and we set up the bar and we had our podcast table to
do the podcast.
So we rented one of the bungalows.
They do actually have a full size like room that you can rent off the pool that has a
private shower, private bathroom and all the other things that was just the same.
But for this particular party, we just rented the bungalow and they have a bunch of little
cabanas along the edge that you can rent.
And it's a really nice setup.
It's not a huge pool, which is good because you don't want it to be too big.
Right.
And then everybody gets lost in the sauce and it's hard to bump into people.
It's hard to do the old man move that I've perfected.
I think I used it once there that weekend.
I think so.
But it was a really cool setup.
We had a great time and then we were just partying all day, drinking.
Drinking.
We had a bunch of friends there.
Yep.
A whole bunch of friends there.
We met some new people.
We met some 311 fans.
Yep.
We did.
We met some listeners.
We met actually, we met some, some people that have been friends on Cassidy for probably
a better part of a year, but we never actually met them, met them until this particular
party.
Was that the yoga couple?
No, that was the 311 couple.
Oh.
Yeah.
The 311 couple where the guy escorted us.
Yes.
He parked us.
Parked us.
That couple, yes.
Got it.
I was getting ready to say their names, but I'm like, eh.
And then we, yeah, we'll talk more about this one later, but we met some, a couple of podcast
listeners.
Yeah.
A few of them.
Yeah.
One of them will come up later.
So.
But yeah, so I was just chatting it up while you were loading in, but meeting people.
Yeah.
So we got all loaded in, we got into the pool, we got our drinks going and you, you, you
had a rough morning at work.
Oh, I did.
I had some shit going on.
So all the, all the way there.
The hour is like through work, my phone and all that.
All the way there, you were like facing your, like facing your phone.
My work phone, yeah.
Like trying to, you know, figure out some issues that had come up and, and I, I could
tell you were definitely kind of into that.
So we get there and you're still kind of in, in it.
You're trying to figure it out.
And then assembly.
Okay.
Pool for a couple hours and I was like, yeah, what do you mean?
And she goes, no, he said, um, I don't know.
I just kind of got like a weird vibe from her for a second.
I go, I mean, as far as I know, she's, she's fine.
She's, you know, here's the thing.
And I actually asked him about that later.
I said, you gave Mr. Sweets, like the idea that there was something wrong.
Hey, and I said, what, like, what made you think that I looked at you?
You saw where I was.
He was like, Oh no, it's just cause your energy level when you came in.
And I don't know why I've been hearing that a lot lately.
Like people are like, if I don't walk into somewhere, like tits out, like fucking butt,
like wild, like, hey, like people think something's wrong with me.
And I guess it's just like a little bit of my like resting bitch face, like energy, maybe
a little bit, like just trying to figure things out.
A lot of these people only see one side of you.
So when they see the transitional side of you where you're coming in from the street
and you might have something else on your mind, you haven't had that first cocktail
yet and you haven't amped up that energy.
Yeah.
So he was like, no, I didn't, he's like, no, I wasn't talking about that.
I was talking about when you first got here because your energy level was just not there
and you just didn't seem like you weren't yourself.
And I was like, you had him like thinking I was drowned in the pool somewhere or like
in the corner.
Like I was like, you had him questioning and then he was like, where the fuck is she?
And I, cause I asked him, I said, well, I was like, you looked at me.
I literally looked at you.
What did you not know where I was?
Like why did you say that?
And he was like, Oh, I didn't even, I wasn't even talking about that.
I was talking about way earlier in the day.
I was like, Oh, well you had his brain going another different way.
And I was like, Oh my God.
So yeah, I'm in the pool and I had previously had that conversation you were just talking
about and, and then I look around and you went up and you were getting some drinks.
Yeah.
And you came back down and you set the drinks down.
I gave you your drink and then I went to the pool, but you didn't know that.
Yeah.
And then I'm sitting there and you, in my eyes, you were gone.
Yeah.
And then I was like, How did you, your drink from outside at the pool?
And then you just got in the pool and then I got in the pool, but you didn't see me
getting into the pool.
And you had just left me though.
Like you were sitting right next.
We were all sitting together.
So then you left and you gave me my drink and then I was expecting you to come sit back
down by me and then I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there and I'm just talking to nobody.
I'm just like staring off into the distance.
And then it kind of hit me, I'm like, Where is she?
And then his conversation to me got me like just going in my paranoia.
And I'm looking around.
I'm scanning the pool, which is so weird because I was standing like basically in the middle
of it.
I walked through me is normally at a pool party, you're wearing a white hat or one
of your hats from Mexico, but you were wearing my black hat.
That has like our podcast information on it.
So for whatever reason, I was just scanning the crowd and you were not there.
So I immediately go like, Okay, something must have hit at work.
So I get up and I go into our, our cabana, our bungalow, excuse me.
And I, I'm like, Where is she? and I grab my phone and I do a find me and it says you're
right here.
I'm thinking maybe you went out front to be on your phone, taking a private call.
And but I'm like, was that a topless?
I don't know.
But it said, according to find my, you were like standing right next to me.
So then I went over into the dresser where we put all our wallets and purses and there's
your phone right there.
I'm like, All right, well, she's not on her phone.
Where the fuck is she?
So I start making my rounds around this whole place three or four or five times.
I'm asking people like, have you seen her?
And they're like, No, the last time we saw her was when you guys checked in.
Okay, so I'm going around.
I'm going to the bathrooms.
There's two bathrooms.
I'm knocking on the bathrooms.
I'm like, Hello, Hello.
You're creepy.
I was, but I was trying to find you.
And I'm like, what is where what's happening?
You know, and I'm Mr. Worstcase scenario.
So, right.
So I'm, I'm just going everywhere and I'm, I'm anxious.
I'm getting a little upset.
I'm like, where the hell is she that she would, this point it's been probably 20 minutes
since I've seen you.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I was at the pool and I'm like, where, what is she doing that?
I haven't seen her for 20 minutes.
And then I'm looking around.
I'm standing on the edge of the pool, scanning the horizon, looking around.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And then I look down and you're standing with the black hat on.
I'm like, that motherfucker.
And I got into the pool.
I'm like, where have you been?
She's like here.
Right here.
This whole time.
I literally handed you your drink outside of the pool.
I walked around, got in the pool.
And as soon as I got in the pool, the couple that the yoga couple, he grabbed like, I won't
say grab me, but like he, he pulled me into a conversation.
And so I was literally just standing there having a conversation with him and another
couple and his wife or his significant other.
You didn't think to throw some smoke signals for me or something?
Bruh, I was sitting in the middle of the fucking pool.
And like I said earlier, the pool's not that big.
It's not that big.
And I was literally like five feet from you.
I don't know why you couldn't hear my laugh.
Apparently the jokes weren't that funny on that side of the pool because I did not
hear a laugh.
Yeah, it was wild.
And you're like, and what was even funnier is I was like, I was like, how did you get
out of the pool without like basically knocking into me because it was like.
I probably said excuse me to you as I'm getting out of the pool.
What literally happened?
Excuse me, I got to go find my wife.
What he said was you jumped, you got out like on the ledge you were sitting on so you didn't
get out like in the normal exit of the pool, which you would have basically elbowed me.
I think because there's too many people blocking that way and you're one of the people blocking.
You would have actually elbowed me if you would have gotten out that way.
So I was like, what is your problem?
I've been standing here this whole fucking time and then of course I had no idea you
were looking for me.
By the way, to this day, you still have yet to apologize.
You're the worst.
So I eventually found my missing wife.
You knew I was wearing the hat too.
It was funny too.
You're probably looking for a blonde with.
Looking for a blonde in finance.
Six, five.
So that was a bad 20 minutes.
I was just like, where is she?
So they have playrooms.
You're like all in there.
I'm all I checked.
I was just pulling up like lifting up the mattresses in the playrooms.
I'm like, I don't know what is going on here, but she's here somewhere.
They have a big playroom with like what four beds in it.
Yeah, the only thing about the playroom is that it's attached essentially to the bathroom.
To the bathrooms.
Yeah.
It's in the same room.
So literally like at one point I walked in to go to the bathroom and some people I knew
were like playing and then people were watching and I was like, okay, this is awkward.
I'm like, I'm just got a piece.
Sorry.
Not trying to interrupt anything, but.
It's definitely it's definitely a public playroom.
Yeah.
There's nothing private about this particular one.
So if you want a private playroom, you get a bungalow.
All the bungalows have privacy.
You can pull the curtain shut the doors.
You have all the privacy you want.
And they actually have a big screened like because not because it's like a tent.
I don't know what it is on the backside of the pool by the.
Oh, they also have a glory hole set up.
We didn't go over and look at it.
We didn't make it that far.
But that one tinted area where we saw the silhouettes of those four people going at
it.
Was that a playroom or was that somebody's?
No, that was a playroom.
That's just a straight up playroom.
Yeah.
So at the end of the night, we're all in the jacuzzi and there's a, I want to say four
people playing in this room, but it was literally like shadow puppets.
Yeah.
And it was like, cause they had lights on in the room and then that's the whole point.
It's, it's, it's, I think it's called this might be called the silhouette room or something.
Oh, is it?
That was the concept of it is so you can see it.
So you literally were getting the silhouettes of everybody.
And what's funny is when I saw who walked out at the end, I was like, oh my God, I know
them.
They were putting on quite the show.
Yeah.
But when sort, when they're in there, you really don't know who they are.
I had no idea.
The shadows.
And I was like, I don't know who this is.
He was in there, but they're having a good time.
And we were not, we were not mad about the show we were getting.
I mean, it was a, the puppet show was there.
It was like a drive up theater.
Like we're all in the jacuzzi with our drinks just watching like this big screen, the silhouette.
Yeah.
Um, so that was later in the night.
That was fun.
Yeah.
So, um, we did many hours.
We were there for about 12 hours when it was all said and done.
I know.
Because these parties are 12 30 PM to 12 30 AM.
So noon to midnight, basically.
So yeah, it was hot.
We were drinking all day long.
We only ate a protein bar.
One protein bar.
That was a terrible idea.
Really bad idea.
But, um, sometimes for the bigger parties, they do cater and food.
They have an ice machine.
It is BYOB, um, but unlike some of the other places, I don't, did they have no bartender?
Yeah.
There was no bartender.
Well, not that I saw.
I could think some people got like a tour, but because our whole situation was a little
bit different, like trying to get everything in their podcast stuff.
And we really didn't get a tour of it.
Like I relied on like a friend to show me where the bathroom was.
There was like a common area that had a refrigerator and like a whole kitchen set up.
There wasn't.
I never saw any kind of bar set up.
Yeah.
There was no bar set up.
And, um, I don't.
Except for ours.
Yeah, we had a bar.
And I don't think there was like, uh, traditional kind of mixers included type set up because
there was no bartender.
So it's, it's definitely BYOB.
Bring everything you want.
Except for your ice.
They have a nice commercial ice machine.
Bring your cup.
Bring your booze.
Bring your mixers.
Red Solo cup.
But you can leave your ice at home.
So yeah, we, we brought a bar, which we typically do when we have some type of pineapple.
What's that?
Except for you forgot the pineapple.
All the shit we brought.
And I forgot the fucking pineapple juice, which is crucial to make our pineapple upside down
shots.
Upside down pineapple shots.
So we ended up making some variations and it turned out fine.
Um, we did some whiskey shots.
We did some, uh, upside down.
She takes a whiskey shot.
She takes a longer shot.
So we, so we're doing all that.
Excuse me.
I got that meat mouth again.
Actually, I'll have me mouth.
Um, so let me see where we're at.
So it got dark.
Was there anything that happened earlier in the day?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I'm trying to think of anything.
Besides me going missing.
Besides you missing.
How do you want a milk carton?
It's kind of a, kind of a chill, chill day.
Actually, you know what?
While I'm here, let me touch on that.
So we earlier, we said good, bad, ugly.
Um, there was no ugly at all.
There was a lot of good.
The only thing that I said that would fall within bad is not even bad.
It's all, it's kind of a personal choice is I'm a musician.
I'm a DJ.
I enjoy music.
There was none.
There was music, but it was like a single speaker setup.
He has, there's neighbors in that area.
So you can't bring in, you know, Avicii and like, you know, it's not a freaking festival.
But I do like the element of a live DJ for the pool parties, you know, to kind of ramp
up the energy and like play makers, you know, people that go around and do games.
This particular resort and our experiences is not that.
It's definitely much more chill, which a lot of people prefer.
So that, that is literally just a personal preference.
Like I like EDR because they have a DJ and they have really only for the big part.
It's big part of the time, but they do, they have a DJ and then they have like people
that go around and do like, you know, shot, you know, stuff like best boobs contest and
they do stuff like that.
And I enjoy that aspect of the party.
Not everybody does.
But EDR doesn't always do that.
They do a lot, but on the bigger parties, like you said.
So I don't know, we've only been to be a Vita once and I have no idea if this is something
that they do on other events.
Again, this is just a small, small blip that we've been there and just a little bit of
information.
I do enjoy that aspect of it.
So it's definitely a little more chill.
It doesn't feel as rager, which is a lot of people love it because there's a place out
here used to be called Tuscany Hills and it was more chill and a lot of people really
enjoyed that vibe.
So again, it's pure personal preference.
But there is a party coming up.
It's the DTF takeover kind of co-op party on August 10th.
And that's the next time we're going there.
So that is going to be a major.
And one thing I did hear about be a Vita too is like Tuscany is it's best to go with a
group of people.
Like there's people to be met there.
But like you just kind of, from what I understand is you kind of don't know what you're going
to get a little bit.
Like you could go on a day and it's like dead.
Could be a slow, slow weekend or something like that.
Or you could go on a day and it'd be like super good.
I would say if you're planning on going, advertise it.
That you're going to your friends.
Or do like a, what do you call it?
Rondevue.
For this last time, I actually within our sweet side of life community, I created like
our own party link to the sixth.
Just cause I wanted to get the word out the best I could to get as many people as I could
there and as many friends as I could.
So we created like a whole community and we definitely had some people there that showed
up.
Would you like to discuss?
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
So I'm going to leave this one to you.
Oh yeah.
So a little bit later in the evening.
Well first off, we did, we did a couple of podcasts.
We did a podcast with, we are calling them Zach and Brittany.
Zach Efron and Brittany bitch.
Yep.
We're going to, at the end of this episode, we're going to post up our two interviews
and so we did one with Zach and Brittany and then we did of course your say less and
that, that was earlier in the day.
So we knocked all that stuff out.
Yeah.
And like I said, it's insane.
Check it out.
And as the night started, as the sun fell into the background.
Wait, no.
How does the song go?
When the night.
Yes.
Goes down.
Has fun.
In the city.
Oh different songs.
You're singing journey.
I'm singing stand by me.
Okay.
When the night has come.
Do do do do.
We were literally just talking about that.
How goes down in the city.
When the sun goes down at the city right.
But we were just talking about that too.
Heather, we were talking about your chair.
I Amazon bought your new chair.
I Amazon.
Wow.
That was a joke chair.
Okay.
And you were like, oh, it does lean back.
You told me you didn't like it because it didn't lean back.
You bought me an Amazon special to replace my broken office chair.
Amazon day.
And I put it all together and it didn't lean back.
Lean back.
And then all of a sudden I came up to the office and I pulled the lever and it started
to lean back.
So she went through every version of lean back.
Then you did too.
Lean like a cholo.
Yeah, there's so many lean songs.
I digress.
In the words of Springer's couch podcast, we digress like a motherfucker.
So anyways, yeah, check them out.
Springer's couch podcast everybody.
They are a great podcast out of Florida.
And we keep going back and forth with talking about each other and stuff like that.
So it was kind of funny.
We're so digressing.
We're so digressing like a motherfucker.
So Tuesday, no, today's Tuesday.
Last week they released an episode, Springer's couch podcast.
And they talked to this couple from California for a while now.
And these guys are kind of known as the camel slide couple.
And they sent in a lot of stories to Springer's couch podcast and they read them and they're
kind of following their journey.
So on this last episode, they actually mentioned that they started listening to our episode
because of the Springer's couch podcast.
So I was kind of like, oh, that's cool.
I'm like, oh, there's from SoCal.
I'm like, where in SoCal?
So at the very end of the email, it said their Cassidy profile name.
Wait, did you look them up?
Yeah.
Did you tell me you looked them up?
Yeah, we've had discussions.
You and I have had discussions?
Or you and them?
Yeah, I have had discussions that I've had discussions with them.
Oh, OK.
Welcome to the party.
Yeah.
I'm always the last to the party.
I'm talking to you.
You have this glaze look in your eyes.
That's you not listening apparently.
Yeah, it is.
So the problem is, is I talk to you sometimes when you're sober.
And it's like the drunk you doesn't remember the sober you.
Precisely.
And I will say that and stand by that 100%.
Are you done?
No, I'm not, frankly.
Continue.
I'm trying.
So they actually put their profile up so I went immediately to Cassidy and I looked
it up and I found out where they live and they're very local to us.
So I messaged them.
I was like, hey guys, I heard you talking about us.
And I'm like, hey, and then they wrote back to like, hey, oh my God, yeah, we listening
to you guys.
We listen all the episodes.
So it's pretty cool.
Just like kind of reach out like, hey, we're listening.
Don't talk shit.
So what the camel slide is, is apparently if you take your, your wiener and you set it
inside the vaginal lips, kind of like a hot dog inside a bun and you just kind of slide
it up and down, slide it up and down.
Trust me.
You've done that.
I have.
So that is the camel slide.
If I recall correctly.
And anyway, it's like a version of the Mormon soak.
Oh Lord.
I've heard a lot of the shit that those people do.
The Mormon soaked and they have the, like the bed rocker where you do the Mormon soak
and it's someone shakes the bed and you're like, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Not me.
There's so many loopholes.
I would hope that every Mormon becomes a lawyer because they are king of like loopholes and
just like verbiage and anyways, such a digression.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yes.
So Mormon slide side to side.
Oh, one of the cool things about.
For it to back.
So one, one before I go to any further camel.
Okay.
I'm just going to sit back.
You just let me know when you're done.
Give me a thumbs up.
Thumbs up.
We're good.
There's sideways actually.
So what before I go any further, one of the other cool things about Bavita is they have
a urinal.
Oh, why is that cool?
As a man, that's pretty fucking cool.
It's a urinal.
It's like outside.
It's an outside urinal behind like the, what's called bungalows.
So you can just walk up and it's just, that's great.
It's fantastic.
One of the best parts.
I enjoyed that.
And so one of our female friend, one of our female friends, she walked back there and
she found that she is capable of peeing in the urinal because the thing about this urinal
is some urinals are like really close to the wall and they don't give you a big area.
But this one had like a, like a whole tongue that came out.
It was like, it was just guaranteeing that it was going to catch all the urine.
She utilized that tongue.
I love that for her.
And she figured out a crouch that worked and that right there is a loophole.
All these other women are standing in line for the other bathrooms.
That's what's so funny.
That's true.
There was no line.
I was like, friend, why are we doing this?
She's like, cause I can't.
She is, she's crazy, but she has the greatest energy.
She does have really good energy.
She's a good time.
We love it all.
We could do many podcasts about her.
So anyways, so we were, it was getting close to the night and we were kind of closing up
the podcast.
We don't ended up doing too because it's easy to say you're going to do podcasts, but when
you get there, you go into your room, you shut the door, the phone will hit you, you
hear people having fun.
And it's just really hard to dedicate that time to pull people away and be like, yes,
let's go talk in our room privately.
But we try and we're going to keep trying.
However, so I was in, I was in the room, you were out talking to people at this point.
You weren't even in the room and listen, I'm, you said you were going to let me take it
and then you're just going to butt in.
I know that's where we're at.
You're just going to butt in.
Continue.
Continue, sir.
I threw me off.
I wasn't in the room.
You were in the room.
So I went into the room and I started shutting down the computer and kind of just, you know,
situating, making a drink.
And all of a sudden this couple comes in and they walk in and they're like, I don't remember
exactly, like I said, this was later in the night.
Many drinks were had at that point, but they came in there like, Hey, we are, we're listeners
to your podcast.
We messaged you earlier.
I'm like, Oh yeah.
And they told me their screen name.
And I was like, Oh yeah.
They had said they were coming.
You're like, Rain Man with screen names.
I am.
I struggle with real names, right?
Give me a screen name.
I can associate that with everything.
You're all over it.
But um, so they walked in, they introduced themselves.
I'm like, Oh, hey, how's it going?
They're like, is it too late for a podcast?
And I was like, Yeah, I'm actually, I've shut everything down.
And at this point I've, I've checked out from the podcast brain.
I'm like, I'm not going to sit down.
So we're just talking.
They're like, Yeah, we came all the way, all the way down from, all the way down from
Camarillo.
But it was, that's not how you say it, but that's how I said it.
Camarillo.
It's, it's, it's like Camarillo or something.
I'm like, no, it's Cramal Camarillo.
And anyways, we're going back and forth about how they were saying their name or their city
wrong, according to me.
But uh, that is like five or six hours away and they came all the way down just to come
to this party and like say hey and stuff.
I think they said they were here for, they were kind of in the area for something else.
And yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just worked out.
I'm like, Oh cool.
That's awesome.
You know, they're like, Yeah, we listened to your podcast.
They were only up to, I think episode 13 or something at that point.
Yeah.
So I think probably where you were still saying episode and season and volume and volume chapter
page number.
Oh, that's, um, so anyways, at that point, I think that's when I called you in from
the outside.
I was like, Hey, they're a really nice couple.
Yeah.
I was like, Hey, come on in, come chat.
So we're chatting for a little bit.
And then, um, I think you had left again.
I think it was that friend we were talking about that pissed in the urinal.
Yes.
I was talking to them too, because they had gotten there around the same time.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
So yeah, she pulled you out.
So there's just me and then those two and then yeah.
So I'm just trying to remember all the details.
So we had some of the, um, uh, the whipped cream vodka, like the no vodka, whipped
cream, vodka infused whipped cream.
If you say it the wrong way, it's completely wrong product.
So I picked the bottle up and I was like, Hey, you know what I like to do with this?
And she was like, what?
I'm like, put it on nipples.
So she, she dropped her top like a convertible and, um, I put some on both nipples and then
I called, um, our friend over.
I'm like, I'll get one nipple.
You get the other one.
And she came running around the corner and we both, um, enjoyed the whipped cream.
We both enjoyed the whipped cream.
Yeah.
And then I put the whipped cream bottle down and I was like, Hey, okay, cool.
And then she, we're going to call them the salacious couple because they were, she goes,
you know what I like to put whipped cream on.
I'm like, I have no idea.
Could you possibly be talking about, she goes, uh, dicks.
I was like, okay, Doki.
She's like, can I, I'm like, and I warned her.
I'm like, I'm not ready.
Like I have no chub.
I'm like, I'm not, I'm not ready for it.
I'm like, you're going to, you're going to get some soft penis to start.
Just so you know.
She goes, I have no problem with that and it won't last long.
I was like, Oh, ready.
So I dropped her out and then sure enough, put it right on and then she jumped down there
and, uh, um, yeah, it didn't last long.
Um, meaning your, your soft penis didn't last long.
She went down there and she handled business and, uh, she was going, going at it for probably
about 20 seconds and her husband actually kind of went down and was fingering her from
behind.
She was crouched down like a catcher.
Imagine like a picture and a picture floors and there are tile, tile.
So they are not BJ friendly.
So she was crouched down like, we need mats.
I have like at the gym home depot cells.
Actually in my truck, I have a few home depot cells, like oral mats, I guess.
So I'm going to bring them to the next podcast party.
But anyways, so the husband, uh, starts fingering her from the back while she's giving me head
and my, my feet are basically just below.
All of a sudden she goes, she's like, just squirts all over my feet.
And she's like, I'm sorry.
I'm like, no, no, no, it's completely fine.
Like not a problem, not a care there.
And then it was a slippery one right though.
I had to be sure I was good.
And then, um, he, if I recall correctly, he left and then he left the room.
So it was just me and her.
And then she, she was sucking my, I was hard at this point.
And you said it only to, yeah, it didn't, it didn't take long.
I mean, someone squirts on my foot.
I'm like, oh, here we are.
And then, um, all of a sudden with no help from me, because I'm standing up and then
he's gone.
She has another orgasm.
And I'm like, what's going on?
And then she, she tells me at that point that she can come from other people's energy.
So she's like, if I can tell you're having a good time, I can have an orgasm without
touch.
It's like that tantric.
It's like very tantric-y.
I'm like, oh, well, clearly you were right.
So I'm having a great time.
And then, um, I think, shortly thereafter, she finished and she stood up and she was
like, she was like, uh, am I going to be in trouble?
I'm like, what do you mean?
She's like, she's like your wife, is she okay with this?
And like, you were out there.
I'm like, yeah, she's fine.
I'm like, I yelled to you.
I'm like, Hey, you're good.
You're like, I'm good.
She's like, okay, how's, I was just a little scared that, you know, like, you know, she
didn't ask you and there wasn't like that full circle.
Yeah.
But I feel like for us, if you say it's okay, you know that I will be okay with it.
Yeah.
We have a level of understanding.
Yeah.
And the same thing for me, like if I say something's okay, then I'm, the understanding is that
you've already signed off on it.
Yeah.
Like our dynamic is, um, when it comes to like soft play, pretty much as long as we're,
you know, kind of in a public area and we're not like in a private room with the door shut.
It's kind of like, it's all good.
For the most part, it's just kind of all good.
You can play it by ear, but for the most part, you know, it's, it's nothing new.
Right.
Um, so yeah, I was like, I went into it knowing full well that it was fine.
Right.
And then she just, obviously she doesn't know our dynamic, which is, I do appreciate the
concern of her saying like, Oh, shit.
A little late though.
I mean, at that point it's a little late, but I mean,
you have come twice and once on his feet.
So I mean, it's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.
So um, so yeah, that was, uh, that was a very interesting, uh, uh, plot twist.
I was not expecting that night.
No, I mean, I was expecting something like that, but not to like have like a podcast
listener come in and then like just straight energy.
They had good energy.
They were fine.
And she, otherwise I wouldn't have like gone with it cause, but I was like, yeah, this,
these are fun couple.
Yeah.
And then, uh, she shared her pineapple vodka.
We made some good drinks with that a little bit after the blow job.
Oh really?
Yeah.
She brought like a, um, uh, I can't remember the Russian brand, but it was like ice cold.
Oh yeah.
And we were doing like some variation.
You definitely talked to them more than I did.
Cause yeah, like I said, they got there like right at the same time as, um, some other
friends got there.
And so we kind of, we had to split off a little bit.
I got pulled a bit for the other friends, especially when the one girl came in to do
the whole, um, uh, licking the nipples.
It kind of left her husband just out there.
So I'm, and I were just kind of standing there like just chatting cause I'm like, okay.
So, I mean, I watched part of it, but, um, yeah.
And then that was, I was going into the night and then was there anything else you remember
besides the very end?
I feel like, um, besides the very end, well, besides your, your, uh, lick down.
Oh, that wasn't at the very end.
That was actually, I think before that whole thing happened with you.
No.
Yeah.
It was, it was not.
Yes.
It was because it was when before our friends left.
Really?
A thousand percent.
It was actually almost a little bit daylight.
It was just getting dusk.
In my head, I had that as the, the last part cause then we went to the jacuzzi.
No.
I think you're incorrect, but I'll go with you on this.
I am definitely correct because then I saw, um, Sammy and her husband fucking at the same
time I was kind of keeping an eye on what you were doing, not keeping an eye, but like
just seeing what you were doing in the room.
Like, and then our, the friends got there.
It was basically a desk because what actually happened was I was chatting.
It was still daylight, but it was getting dark.
I was chatting with, um, Roberto, um, and then, um, Cole and we were all chatting and
then they said, and then I think Sammy was there too.
And then they were like, oh, we should have a contest of, um, if you can guess who's eating
you out to me.
And I was like, oh yeah, let's do that.
I should probably pee first and then let's do that.
And so then I went to the bathroom and then I came back and then, but then I guess, um,
Roberto and some other friends that he brought, um, and Katerina and them, they had like a
scheduled Uber or something.
So then they were basically leaving and I was like, what happened to this whole plan?
And then, um, I think Sam, Sammy and Cole were going to go with them, but then Sammy
was like, well, I'll still do it.
Like I'm still here.
And I was like, okay, let's have fun.
But then everybody else was wrapping up around, but it was basically, it was still essentially
like a, but team dusk and like at dusk, basically when that was happening.
And then my time is different with yours, but and then they all, yeah.
Then they all, so then Sammy went down on me.
What?
Yeah.
In their cabana.
What?
Yep.
She went down on me and then they'll hear later.
She went down on somebody else.
How dare you?
So that was fun.
And then while she was going down on you, I was just kind of tickling her vagina.
Were you?
On the back.
Yeah.
I didn't want to interrupt.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I was just there and I was just kind of like, I was going to go down her from the back,
but two things.
A she was scooted forward on the bed a little bit too much.
Yeah.
And then mainly I was just thinking, I'm like, I don't want this to be anything but what
it is.
Right.
So I just kind of tickled a little bit from the back.
Like I didn't want to interrupt it.
I didn't want to throw off the game.
I was just like, yeah.
So anyway, so yeah.
So then that and then, but then I thought Cole and Sammy actually left, which is why
I know the timeline because I thought they left because I thought they were actually
getting Ubers with Roberto and Katerina.
But then later I seen them in the cabana f*****g.
So I was like, oh, they didn't actually leave.
They missed Uber.
But in the same kind of timeline is when that couple came and then when the other friends
came.
So for sure my timeline is right.
And then after that, we went into the jacuzzi.
But the last couple hours, I was just drained because we didn't have food.
Yeah.
Because we only won protein bar each.
I wasn't like hammered like that.
I was just exhausted.
Yeah.
It was a long day.
It was a lot of heat.
A lot of heat.
A lot of drinking.
Yeah.
At the end of the night, we ended up, so we were in the jacuzzi, but then we ended up
getting back into the pool.
At least I did.
I thought you were there.
I remember being on the side of the pool for a long time.
Okay.
So maybe you were just talking outside of the pool.
I was talking to a couple and I honestly can't remember which couple I was talking to, to
be honest with you.
That's so bad.
At that point, we were just, we were on autopilot.
Yeah.
So we, like you and I, we'd like to, we don't, we like to be the last one.
We're like the last one in, first one in, last one out.
We're like the Marines.
The Marines are swinging.
You got to kick us out.
So it's very rare that we're like trying to leave like early.
Yeah.
But we were, but then we, then it was just like at one point, then we got out, I got
out of the pool.
You must not have been in the pool.
Must have just been me in the pool with a couple.
And then I was just like, we got to go.
Like we were like, we got to go.
We got to go eat.
I mean, by this time it was like 1230.
Yeah.
And we still had to pack up all of our stuff.
Pack up our stuff and then.
So then you sat in the lawn chair and watched me pack up all the stuff.
That's cool.
At least it was a lot cooler.
Yeah.
It's great.
And then I did talk to that couple a little bit, the one source she gave you a head, but
and she was like, we're going to go fuck if you guys want to join us.
I was like, I have zero energy.
And then she told me, at least you found your voice because I, I guess in a podcast, I must
have said it's hard for me to say no, which it is.
Yeah.
But it's come up a couple of times.
Yeah.
Like I said, which it is just like, well, at least you found your voice.
I was just like, at that point I'm like, I don't have, there's nothing I can say, but
I'm exhausted.
Like it's not even about him.
He hadn't.
At that point it's just like, I have zero energy for anything.
And then we door dashed Taco Bell on her way home, so it would be here when we got here.
Yeah.
We got a shit ton of Taco Bell.
And then you didn't even eat it.
We actually neither of us ate everything we ordered.
No, I ordered way much, but I still had.
So we had a really good time.
Be a Vita thumbs up.
Like I said, the only, only things that were not my favorite are strictly a personal preference.
Yeah.
But I understand, you know, my personal preference is not everybody's.
So of all the things that are like, I can say as far as safety, cleanliness, they were
all great.
We enjoyed it a lot.
And like I said, we were going back on August 10th to the DTF glow party.
So they're going to have a bunch of black lights set up.
So if you guys want to go there, you can look it up.
It starts in the day, right?
It's of 1230 to 1230.
Just saying that it'll be not really glow during the day.
It's going to be pool party all night, but once it gets dark, then the black lights come
out.
Yeah, sounds funny.
And it's going to be, yeah, it's going to be a whole glow party.
So you can find that if you just search on Cassidy, if you search be a Vita, you can
find the link there.
If you search up the DTF community, they got links in there.
And you can also add yourself to our Cassidy community.
Just search up the sweet side of life.
You can add us there.
There's another podcast that's promoting it too, right?
Front porch swingers are actually going to be hanging out there as well.
They're not doing, from what I understand, they're not doing their podcast, but they
are friends and partners with the owners and they do hot wife events up at Club Joy, which
is in LA.
They partner there and they partner some, like there's another company from Arizona.
So it's going to be a fairly large event.
So check that out.
And August 3rd, this Saturday, we are going to be doing our second visit to see mountain
in and Palm Springs.
If you guys are original listeners, you may have heard our first time there, which is
one of our first like resort ever things.
And we were like scared little children.
Scared.
We did not know what to do.
You told me, what did you tell me?
You said the first time we went, I brought my new wife or something like that.
And then this now I'm going to bring my slut.
Yeah.
The first time I took my wife, second time I'm taking my slut.
Cause like the first time, you know, you had a, you had a robe pulled up to your chin and
we were sitting there and you were silent.
When you're uncomfortable, you get silent.
When I'm uncomfortable, I make jokes.
So you're making terrible jokes.
I'm making dumb jokes as you're not laughing with the towel pulled up to your freaking
nose and you know, no, don't look at me.
You weren't saying that, but that's what your body language was saying.
But now we go to pool parties and you're like, why aren't you looking at me with your tits
out?
So I'm thinking it's going to be.
Well, apparently, because if I don't do that, people think there's something wrong with
me.
Exactly.
Like I'm dying or something.
So I'm thinking this weekend is going to be slightly different result.
And it's their Halloween, it's their summer, or something.
Summer.
We didn't know we were, we didn't know we were rolling into a big event.
So we'll see.
Yeah.
It's their summer Halloween.
And I was trying to figure out what to do.
And I was like, we haven't, we've been talking about doing SMI again on our podcast.
We haven't done it.
I'm like, we have a free weekend.
Let's go.
Let's do that.
So we got the all day pass there and we're going to go there first thing in the morning.
Let's stay as long as we're having fun.
And then once the fun stops, we have some other bars, our favorite bars and whatnot
and Palm Springs will hit if we, if we need to.
So we have a big weekend planned.
Is there anything else we need to touch base on before we close this sucker out?
No, because we're not closing it out.
They're just about to get some wild party vibes.
Wow.
This is a long ass episode.
What is this?
What did it?
It's a 7 right now.
With just us.
Just us.
So anyways, I think that's it baby.
All right.
Well, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in
unicorns and keep shaking it up.
I love you.
I love you baby.
Love you.
Bye.
Hello.
So we have, we're here.
We're here.
We are here at Bea Vida.
At their pool party.
In July.
July.
Is that what you do Mr. Sweet, you just ask…
He's my Hive Guy.
He's my Hive Guy!
So our first our first
Couple our first podcast of our first couple of this party we have mr. Zac Efron
and Brittany bitch
It's Brittany bitch. It's Brittany bitch and she's got her ass
All right, you know she is all of a sudden she has spread eagle on our bed. This is true
It's okay if she plays giant on our bed, and I'm like that's a best-case scenario
Well, I asked for the penis and they said no
I'm kneeling on the side of the bed at this point, but I'm totally fine with that. I'm good. I'm solid
No, I'm solid with this like
Decision here
I'll be in the corner here
So anyway, we have our friends here who we met
I
Don't know how long it's like
It had to be the one of the first
Yeah, it had to be one of the it had to be one of the first like times we met you guys like like within the lifestyle like within months
Like we had one and only day we've ever been on this is true. We've never absolutely
Other way hang on hang on hang on I'll be honest though other than the dive bar that I seriously thought I was gonna get stabbed in the
liver like
other than that like
Yeah, that was super scary like I was like
It was fantastic up until I was like oh shoot I'm karaoke and my shoes stick to the floor and yes, that was it
I walked I walked out of there. Yes
First and only let's just say I mean, you know
Well, I was like get her more shots. Yeah, like
No, you guys were actually you guys were kind of one of our first I don't want to say our first dates
But like very few like we don't yeah, we don't date
And we typically made out of events
But yeah, every now and then we'll go out and do like a date and you were guys were probably one of four
I feel like they were like hey, let's go let's go hang out and like meet these people and hang out so
We met you guys at the less party. That's what I remember. Yes. Yeah with last party and then honestly like
We had never been out in the area that we've been and so you guys like hey, we're solid. We know this area
Yeah, we know that in and out. Oh my
fantastic time
We should do it we had never been big drinkers and I appreciate that because you guys right no no
You guys recognize that
Like no, no, no, like like no, no, no saying people begging for shots. Just another
Guys make good shots
Yeah, see right like you guys make good shots
Your name you could remove your hat maybe
But like no, I mean it was our first experience in that realm and
It was really cool to see you guys really come. I mean it really respectful and we really appreciated that like it made us feel really good
And
Yeah, no mr. Sweets mr. Sweets you're well beyond that no no
And I kissed you and I touched your butt
Oh
I'm touching her
Without touching yes, I mean
So this
I guess that means that it's not she's taking anything up there. I'm just saying I don't remember but okay
No, it was a very I'm like hey can I touch your butt you're like of course and then it was just a quick crest
Yeah, but it was like like that it's gotten there
I you know, I'm gonna stop right where I'm they get don't want to get it to ahead of myself
I totally get it
I see and that's
Oh, oh you stand up well now you sit up now I'm dick level
Let's just let's just you know, let's just keep talking. Let's live the fantasy
All right, so so hang on so I'll be one
Yeah, yeah, okay, so we we okay, so our first date and our actually not first person only yeah has been
But
Like there's so many things different for so many people like so many people say like hey dating is for us
Yeah, and we want to see it that way
You know parties are for us
house parties are for us
Pool parties are for us
Hotel takeovers yeah all that kind of stuff and honestly like for us
It's kind of like we have kind of like talked and said like where do we fit in within the life?
So we're like a multi-day
We have cuz I think cuz I think if you want to put it like one way we're like a slow burn
So we're we generally are like a multi-day
It like coming to something like this where it's like a one-day one afternoon quick unless unless you know somebody unless you know somebody
Likely that we would play but it hasn't but it has happened before yes, but it's not often
You know what I actually really really to especially today
I've been around you a bit talking to people
I'm talking to Brittany right now
Brittany bitch um, but like is your honesty
Literally, I don't have the balls to be as honest as you are like I am such a people pleaser like literally you're like
That's on us. We don't play you say
No, no, no she has the balls that does not have the balls
I know I know you are no you have balls you have balls
Appreciate that we're talking figuratively not
Literally literally literally I was like well, I got that surgery
It's on it's on the book. It's on the books right now
But I honestly don't have the
Colonies to be like oh, yeah, that's not I sir. Oh, yeah that like I you know what though because I'm trying to make this a comfortable
Experience for me it and it and I and that's what it should be. I am such a flirt. I'm a flirt
I'm a tease, but I'm probably not
99.9% of the time not gonna put out in the end
Which is what you said to somebody really like if you get I love that
I'm gonna get a kiss out of me like you scored
Okay, so it's you already scored because you got a kiss out of me
But like if you get that out of me like you have scored. Yeah, and like I but I love to flirt
I love you dirty. I love to yeah, I love to rub up you look to be naked
I like to be naked. Yeah, but I don't want there to be an expectation
Yeah, and then in the lifestyle if you put yourself out there
There they're for better or for worse there could be there is a bit of an open door
Yeah, and I'm trying to walk the line of being me being the dirty whore
Flirt that you are put out. Yeah that I am the tease the tease that I am
But you're not let people down or piss people off right and honestly I
Like I said, this was no joke. I was listening to and I was like this bitch
She is literally just putting it out there like it is and I don't have the balls to do that
I will flirt and tease and then I'll just let people down
Her all the time she writes shitload of check
I don't I don't cash any of them. I'm the worst. It's very few checks. I cashed time we were here I
I
At least one man told me that I am very hard to read and that it makes it difficult for them
And it's not it's not that it's not my intention, but I don't know how to be me right without letting people down
So so that's my even if it's difficult for someone else. It doesn't matter. Yeah exactly
Just being really straightforward. Hey, this is what you're gonna get and honestly
I literally was sitting here and I'm like I fucking love her like oh my god. I want to be her
I want to be I have a girl in the lifestyle like friends of ours
I call it we like I'm I am the good elf to her bad elf
And I want to be her because if you think I'm outspoken she's like a hundred percent more than me really and I
I hope I go out to be bad out mr.
Sweets always tells me I need to find my voice because it's hard for me and sometimes I do
but
Most of time I don't and I'll just be quiet if I say nothing sometimes it's that's what says something because I won't
Speak I'll just be like quiet. I'm just like
Not gonna say anything because I don't have anything good to say
Yeah, which is why no, that's not why I need you Brittany bitch
That's not why I named you Brittany bitch
But it was just like because Brittany and Zach Efron makes it to do
Oh, they do you guys do
Well, he might not be
Yeah, he got really weird
Yeah, he looked weird
You know who actually looked weirder in the new movie to me and we like googled how old she was was Nicole Kidman
She looked a bit alien like her eyes are really close together her nose
I was like, why would she fucking do her nose? She had the cutest nose
There's a there's a thing of like aging gracefully and then saying I don't want to age and I'm gonna look hideous
Yeah
No, baby your nose is perfect. I might do my lower lip your lower lip
Maybe my ear lobe
Your low by my right toe need some attention. I mean that I would do I would be like my jawline
That would be that would be where I would go. I
Don't want to get into with you guys and your guys
You know, okay, so so so for us like you guys are like
You know what low but probably the hottest couple out here. I disagree that being said, I agree. Thank you. Yeah
No, no, no, no, so like okay, so like
for us it was a
Like this
He's here for it. We're doing it. Zack is here. We're talking like no, no, no
Go go go like no like but I feel like with each
Everybody looks for something different, right?
Well, we both okay, so apparently it's not as different as I thought it was
So besides those two things
I promise it's too big for many assholes
He started a point struggles struggles of a big day which I don't have so
But no like but just I feel like when you come to the lifestyle, there's something for something for everybody
Oh, yeah, and it's like so many people think oh, it's it's I'm I'm only here to
Everybody has to go bang, right? Like it's like I come here within 10 minutes
I gotta find someone like there's people who just come here just to have a good time and drink and just see some people make it
They like to be naked, but that's it. Yeah, and I feel like that's kind of like
People have a hard time with it when they come here is they think they have to do more right and I feel like that's the
Biggest we feel a little bit of pressure sometimes our friends fuck a lot more than we do and they're like you guys never play and we're like
It's not that we never play we just for us. It has to be a vibe and it has to be fluid
And it has to just happen like we're not gonna be like come to come to like we're not gonna be like
Organic can you make weird sex jokes about organic mr. Sweet? Yeah, exactly
We're not like we're not the people who are gonna be like
Like like call like call you out and be like let's go fuck like that's not us
So I will but I thousand percent all suck your dick on the side of the pool like 100
So so that was something that we going into this work
The idea that
You know each person is gonna be completely different in what they're looking for
Yeah, there's some people that we call them and and we found out like when we went to like it was weird
We went to a place in Las Vegas and they had some like classes and
This person was talking about where do you meet individuals at like so like very typical of you know, let's say animal kingdom
So watering holes, so that's where you would you go?
So
I don't think there's that many swingers at Disneyland, but I could be wrong because I've never been there
Okay, like I said, I could be wrong and I was wrong
I'm not gonna lie if you have they're dressed up as busy if they're dressed up as Mickey I'm done
Interested we know a couple
If they're about the Disney if they're like I think I think it's a furby thing. I'm done. I'm done
If it's a furby thing, I'm not a furby thing but the idea is it's just kind of like like the idea that where you meet that like
You go to like certain areas certain people certain things
And so you don't have to think just because I go to this pool party
I have to participate in whatever you have to feel comfortable and I feel like that's a big misconception
That's so many people and we we had that big misconception
Yeah, is you have to be the certain way and you're you don't have to be I think the problem not the problem
I'm gonna say problem. I think with you guys is that you guys you guys are a really good-looking couple and
I think just agree, but okay
Okay
You can't say you can use that word
for nothing
Cute but there's knowing it and then knowing it
So I think there's people who can just come to this shit and like just ride right because they're just normal-looking and nobody's trying to get
Normal looking okay. I'm a normal person. That's a perfect way put you are normal, but you are normal normal
I'm a five like a solid five within that. So just keep can we just just move it on just move it on
No, no, no, we're moving on we're moving on we said a five schedule or still one to five. No, no, no, we're fine
We're okay anyway continue on I think I think I would suck your dick
Just say it like can we get this it is official okay good
We get into writing yeah, no
There's a lot of fucking around here, but I think that's a little bit more for you guys is like some people who are like better looking
Get a little bit more pressure. I think well
I think for me at the risk of sounding conceited like I think I'm cute. I don't think I don't think I'm like God's gift to anything
But I'm cute and
Thanks, I mean, I think that's the general consensus, but I think for men that's and you're younger too
You guys are not sure that that's hard to attain
It's younger in the lifestyle
I mean, okay, so so we've been we've been like
Yeah, exactly no exactly that's what I get passed for 30 all the time so we yeah, so we went to like Illuminati
That's fine. No, you're good. Okay. Didn't want to call him out
But no you're but like which is you know fine, but it was a very like
The way the best I can think is like people who are in like younger are very immature and have a very clicky attitude
We never been we were early 30s. We were relying on you guys early 30s early 30s and like the but but everybody that yeah
late 20s early 30s and everybody kind of clicked off and
And I feel like we should go there. Oh
There might be a need for that
25 or something like and he was cute
He had a good body and I was just talking to him
And I said something and he took it as like an invitation like oh
I would be willing to play with you and I was more just having a conversation
Yeah, and but I wasn't I was like, okay. Well, thank you. That's a compliment, you know
But I was like, but I think I could probably be your mom like it's just a whole
Like do I think we could have fun and do I think like we could be trying to marry them
We could be on equal playing field ground. Absolutely, but do I feel a little weird cuz you're a little young?
Oh, yeah, like I might be molesting it. That's her problem. Not mine. Oh, okay. Zack everyone's like I would love her at 25 years old.
So, yes, Zack is...
Well, that's true and the girl that that guy was with was like a CrossFit queen with a booty that you could freaking bounce a quarter off of
And yeah, he would have been all over that
Except we do need to go to the Illuminati parties apparently we need to go to CrossFit
But they move quickly they move it was a one evening thing so it was like four hours and if in four hours
You like you get the tour and then you take your clothes off and then you play and I'm like
Yeah, I'm gonna give you guys a little
The saying that we coined we coined not too long ago. Okay. This actually fits you guys perfectly
So we are here for the hang more than the bang
That's the saying that's how we are. This is true. That's exactly how you guys are. We are more about hanging out having a good time
If it happens that happens you're not there. If I suck a dick, I suck a dick. If I suck a dick
She sucks a dick. Here's the deal. No, you know what you have to play the lottery to win the lottery
And as often as we play it's kind of like winning the lottery, right?
You got to find the people that like the Sun the moon the stars and every other planet aligns
It's like winning the fucking lottery, but if you don't play
It doesn't win. Yes. Yes. Yours was better. Yours rhymed
But so you know poet and he doesn't know it
So I come here I put my tits out there
Sometimes sometimes it depends on it
It depends on the level of the male nudity if the if the men are willing to whip it out
I'm willing to take the bottoms off if they're not well fuck you
I'm actually a ton of males. No, honestly, this was out of respect for one man who I had a really funny conversation
Yeah, so I was like fine fine. You got it out. Are you like nude? You're normally not nude. Yeah
He does it a lot less Britney's nude. He does it a lot less
Yeah
Yeah, but but when it's everybody everybody's on the same plane. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I get mad if I'm gonna show all my goods
Yeah, I want to see yours and it's not because I care what your dick looks like because I'm not goodie
Do not care
Promise, but if I'm gonna be vulnerable. I want someone else
All I do all it is is I want my tits out all the time I would live with my tits out
You know what you do always have your tits out. I do always always and you have
You have amazing you have amazing tits. Thank you. I haven't heard complaints. So wait are yours natural
We've had this conversation. Are they I don't know no, but they look it. They do they do
They're a doctor assisted natural they're a doctor. No, he added a little bit, but you came with the majority
We kept the nipples we kept everything. Yeah formation just expanded we expanded there you go
We gain some weight just in my tips
See so when you step on the scale, you're like
It's actually mostly my boobs
That's the only way I can gain boobs is if I gain weight
I know mr. Sweets and I stay in page
We gotta eat some peanut butter M&M so that we can grow our tits
And this one over here is a calf run just goes to the gym
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's the right way to do it. That's the right way to do it. That's the right way to do it
What's your what's your bench solid like
I've been I've been known to do a hundred a few reps
Get back in the gym
How dare you
All right guys, this has been an awesome interview
We learned quite a bit I hope your listeners learned a lot they learned a lot yeah
But what we did learn is I actually took photos through this entire event so there's gonna be all of that online
Thank you very much. Please please yeah, as long as it's on like a website with yeah, like it's it's on the website
It's gonna be a craigslist
Craigslist like right at my space right at my space. It's too red. It's too red. Let's find out a lot
We need to get this guy an only fans
Maybe her
Oh, no, she has an only fans pictures. Oh
BSP
Friend us you're gonna be really disappointed because all you get is like from no like if you're not our friend
You get the blurry face pictures if you're our friend. Oh really? Yeah, you they still don't get our faces. I don't know how to do that
Like it's too too complicated
No, I don't know how to do that
Clearly I need to be
You know what that makes sense makes the money while you're at it. You want to thank everybody for their only fans
But anyways, thank you guys so much we're here at our first day at bea vida with our first interview with some old friends and
Not old not old young young
Young old friends
Well, thank you guys so much for being our numero uno. Thank you miss sweet. Let's do some shots
I hate this for you. How do you put us in time out already? All right, everybody. Welcome to Say Less with Sammy and miss Emily sweets
I got put in time out. You got put in time out before we even started
What the fuck?
Say less say less say less actually you got fucked. I thought
I did by two I did by two two. I wasn't there for two. Yeah, I did who was the two?
um, we're gonna call him
He liked to call himself the um
Rich mexican. Oh, I was not there for the rich. Yeah, and we're gonna call him
The chocolate thunder. I was there for chocolate thunder. Yeah, I was I had to go to the bathroom
I know you left us and you came back and we were done
I did but you didn't catch the other part. I didn't see it was it was a situation
It's a situation. Yeah, I'm gonna have to hit you back up. Yeah, and know who is
The rich mexican is that what we said?
He said he called himself the rich mexican
And I said what the fuck does that mean? He said the rich mexican. I said the rich mexican
What does that mean? How rich how rich are you? Can we talk about it?
Can we talk about how rich you are? I mean if you're rich
Say less in my bank account say less in my bank account if you want to be rich bitch
I got you. I would like to know who this person is me too because I would like rich in my bank account. I would too
I would pay me bitch pay me pay me all the fucking things. I love this for us
Yeah, they called himself. We have kj kj just kidding
Hi baby
We're doing girl shit. We're doing girl shit. We're discussing sammi's recent uh ronde vues. Yes. Yes and a little while ago in there
Did you have a rendezvous today? Have you had one yet? No, unfortunately. No, we hate that for you
What are we getting here? What are we trying to get for you?
Are you guys?
I love this for all of us
No, you don't bitch. I know you don't I am girl friendly. No girl friendly or girl pro. They're not the same
Here I am am I gonna lick your pussy probably not and if I did it probably wouldn't be the best pussy lickin you've ever had in your life
Facts, okay. Okay. I'm probably terrible at it. I am a very good dick sucker
pussy licking
Probably subpar subpar and I don't like doing things subpar
I'm a lesbian for eight years, but I eat great pussy. Whoa. I am fantastic hands down. I'm amazing kj would love to feel this
I am I am kj kj is like say less sammi
I'm gonna take you know what as soon as we are done girl. I am taking you in there. Here's what we're gonna do
Here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do
Sammy you're gonna eat kj's pussy and I'm gonna make out with kj. Well, okay
Well, I do it doing it and then I'll make out with you and then kj's pretty good at that too. So maybe she can go down
kj? Yeah, yeah, okay
Kj went out on me. You're speaking on volume. So I'm just making sure that we know no kj went down on me
Okay, I love that for you
Kj never let me
I did let my partner. Yeah, but you've never let me Cole has done it Cole has done that you have not asked
I didn't know that was an option. I know you're not I know you're not really
You're not truly here for that. So I never want to overstep that you know
He didn't it out who has a green wristband who has a red. I have a red wrist. Yeah, I have a green friend
I have a green I may change mine out to yellow. I don't know that
Yellow is for a single male's friend
And we're being good on yeah, you can do it. Do you need a shot to eat my pussy take so here?
No, she doesn't eat your pussy. She she doesn't need a shot to eat anybody's pussy. I will eat your pussy kj's here for all of it
For that kj right that shit's over that far kj's here was like wait. I got you know kj's here for all of it
Okay, okay, okay, so we have a so
Mr. Mrs. Sweets we have a full bar set up. Well, I don't want to say full because literally it's just a bunch of
I would feel different. I would say yeah, I would say it's just a bunch of different types of vodka
If you're a vodka connoisseur, then you're here for and if you want pre-made margarita mix
This one is good. Are you drinking the vanilla? Yeah, no that one's whipped cream. It's whipped cream. Oh, I haven't done the whipped cream
It's super fun. Oh, is that the whipped cream where you take shots off of nipples? Yeah. Oh, yes
Oh that other people do at other parties
Okay, so what's the plan?
We're gonna give we're gonna give a full report tomorrow. Yes
No, we have a full report happening later. We're gonna do a full pussy eating report
I think this is the one. Yeah, this one. No, no, no, no, no
Whip shots I think has higher alcohol content. It does that's why I don't fuck with Malibu
That's why I don't fuck with Malibu. God damn it
Mr. Sweets, can you open this up for us?
We're doing a sample tasting of some things
The whip shots. Yeah the whip shots because we go
A thousand percent we got titties. We have six titties in the room friend. Say less
Say less say less
But it's not a video so everyone's gonna have to use their imagination and you're gonna have to use it right
Hold on. Hey, you could look at uh sammy's world. Um, that was your face
You know, I don't love it in my face
He meant to do that. I don't love it in my face. All right. I got I don't love it in my
Oh, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's happening. Okay, go you go
Wait
Get on the mic get on the mic hold on hold on hold on we're mic-ing this shit
Okay, wait, wait, don't let it melt
So what do you know this one?
Ah, quick. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh
Mr. Sweet attack. I am not attack the city attack the city
I just clean up four titties. Why did I just clean four titties and
Mine are already done. Oh
No, it's not.
Can you do it that way?
I did this one.
And I cleaned this shit up right.
I did four.
I did four at the same time.
You're in the center.
You're in the middle.
I'm always in the middle.
You chose your spot.
I'm always in the middle.
I'm always in the middle, baby.
You chose your spot.
I'm always in the middle.
You got things moving.
Would that be your penis, friend?
Would that be your penis?
You know what, say less.
Say less.
Yeah, say less.
Jiggle, jiggle.
With your in and out pants.
Bye.
We love this for you.
What's your ass crack out, my friend, with your in and out pants?
OK, moving on.
Moving on.
I'm watching out here for the things that are happening.
Your tits done.
Oh, you are.
That's right.
In what, 13 days.
I was like, two weeks.
Yes.
9, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Are you so excited?
I'm so excited.
Are you excited?
But you're going to do.
I am so excited.
So you're going to do.
I have not liked my.
Can I play with them when they're done?
That's why you have a top on?
Yeah.
But I'm going to play with them when she's done.
I've had three kids.
I've done all the breastfeeding.
I lost a lot of weight.
It's just not.
I don't.
I hate that you don't like your tits.
Because your tits are great.
I know.
And my man, you know what?
You know what?
My shirt tells me all the time how beautiful I am
and how much he loves them.
Yeah.
All the time.
He keeps trying to tell me to take my top off.
But I do.
You should.
But you have to feel comfortable.
That's OK.
We just had another friend who had her tits done.
They look fucking fantastic.
They look amazing.
Amazing.
So I'm going to get this done.
Six months.
I'm going to get my implants.
Yeah.
You're going to do lip first.
Yeah.
I do lip first.
And then the implants.
I'm going back again to get the 360 lipo and the BBL.
Oh, bitch.
Because I'm going to tell you right now,
I do a lot of squats.
And my butt is solid muscle.
OK.
It's just a hard, rock muscle.
Because I have no fat on my butt.
OK.
So I'm going to get it put in.
We're adding fat.
We have to add fat.
And if people say exactly that, yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Because I said it somewhere else.
Because it's my fat.
Would you like some of my fat?
Somewhere else.
I would love some of your fat.
I will donate some of my fat.
I will life on the shape right now.
I will life on the shape.
I got you.
Just say it.
Hold on.
Just suck that shit out.
My thighs.
Suck that shit out.
Put it somewhere else.
You can take my thighs.
I'm going to take my back fat.
I know, right?
Can I get this lipo right here?
And he was like, no.
And I'm like, why?
Because I'm Puerto Rican.
And I was like, Puerto Rican.
My husband's black.
We all know.
I'm Puerto Rican.
No, that's my nummies.
I was like, yes, that's a thing.
That's a thing.
My husband's white.
And he's not as excited about that about me.
So maybe I need to get a Puerto Rican.
You might need a little color in your life, friend.
I might need a little color.
You do need a little color in your life.
She needs a little color in your life, friend.
You do.
Everybody does.
I love my white guy.
I love that for you.
I love my white guy.
I love that for you.
I love that journey for you.
As I watch my husband out the window touching our friend.
What is he doing?
He's touching our first new titties.
With her new titties.
Uh-huh, as he should be.
I love this for him, too.
I do love this for him.
You know what?
I love the LS world.
I think I know her surgeon, actually.
Oh, and TJ?
I'm so scared.
Oh, I'm not doing that shit.
I'm not doing that.
Here's the thing.
I'm not Mexican.
I'm not Mexican, though.
So they're going to look at me and be like,
oh, we're going to take advantage of this girl right here.
And then I'm going to get some weird shit happening to me.
I had already told KJ.
I was like, I did my shit in La Jolla.
If you'd love to do your shit in La Jolla,
I will give you my surgeon.
We did.
I did mine, actually.
Marietta, he was fantastic.
Thousands of people asked me, or my tits real.
I thought we'd for sure be at Lucy.
No, we are going to get back to that.
That's our next episode, because we're
going to talk about it.
That's next.
Please give me a hand.
Move on, sir.
Listen in and out.
Yeah, in and out.
What?
This is only a podcast.
I don't know how we're doing.
Your phone is over there, babe.
I feel like maybe I should test out if you're good or not.
I understand.
Surgeon?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you're a nurse, right?
I'm a nurse.
But what does the ER nurse have to do with being a lesbian?
Wait, what?
I just hate great people.
How does that?
I know you are.
You know what?
Just say, can you eat my pussy?
Are you going to eat my weird outfits for months?
Yes.
Just say, just say, can you eat my pussy?
Would that let's not circulate being a nurse?
What does a nurse have to do with that?
As a medical nurse.
Oh, as a medical professional.
I understand.
I don't know how like.
Anatomy works?
Like the anatomy and the vascular system and the neural
trance.
I understand that.
You don't have to mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Sam and I are both operations managers, essentially.
Or you could just say, bitch, you like to eat pussy.
So could you eat mine and tell me how it is?
Like that's.
Yeah, and that.
That part.
That's where I think.
That part.
That's where I feel like he needs to go with that part.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's not bring in the nurse aspect.
We're going to just, we're going to go whip shots.
Yeah, we're going to whip shots.
We're going to pause.
On Sammy's vagina.
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm in in KJs.
But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
So Sammy's going to eat the whip shots off of KJs vagina.
Yeah, 100%.
And then we'll circle back and she can give her a report
if I was good.
She's probably going to give her a report.
Yeah, all right.
OK, we're going to pause it.
We need to cut this.
We need to pause.
Mr. Sweets, we got.
We're going to pause.
We got to pause.
Sammy is going to eat KJs vagina with the whip shots.
Yep.
And we're going to report on it.
Yes.
Afterwards.
Yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
And like I was a different machine.
Say less.
Live.
Say less.
Here we are.
We're back.
We're back bitches.
We are back bitches.
We have our update.
We have all of our things.
Sammy.
KJ, how did Sammy do?
Um.
I'm not a kayaker.
You're speechless.
Are you okay?
I miss being a lesbian.
Yeah.
And you know that's the biggest compliment from a lesbian.
Here we are.
Right.
That's the biggest compliment from a lesbian though.
I don't know what to say right now.
I'm gonna watch for words.
She's speechless.
So now you know where to find us.
That was good.
Do you want to hurt her?
I am.
I'm gonna give it to you though.
Okay, thank you.
Yes.
You're welcome.
I got you.
I love you.
I got you.
So.
Say less.
So say less.
So like, say less.
So Sammy just ate the fuck out of KJ's pussy.
I did.
She did.
She was fantastic.
I'm speaking for somebody.
I'm speaking for KJ now.
Cause she can't speak for herself.
I can't talk.
That's cause she can't speak for herself.
She's gonna need a moment.
We're gonna circle back.
So.
It's fine.
So I was playing a supporting actor.
You were.
You did.
You played a great supporting.
I was busy eating pussy so I don't know what you touched.
I was tickling all of you.
Oh, I wanted to know.
And then I remembered.
I remembered.
Yeah.
That KJ gets off on pain.
Oh, she does.
So I started pinching her legs and grabbing her legs
and clawing her.
Yes.
Yeah.
And then all of it went black for her.
And all came together.
It all came together.
All the good pussy eating then just came to full circle.
It's full circle.
Full circle.
Cause.
Full circle.
I normally can't talk.
You always have something to say and now you don't.
So I was like scratching you.
Sammy was licking your pussy very good.
And then your sir, your sir had told me where to squeeze you.
Like where to.
And I have nails.
Well, he would know.
So yeah, exactly.
So he told me where I was squeezing your legs
and I was clawing at you.
What?
Does he like I did?
No.
OK, that part.
Everyone, that part.
And men don't.
They don't.
Take note.
They don't.
One day, Emily Sweets is going to let you.
You're amazing.
No, we love you, sir.
But I'm just letting you know one day too,
Emily Sweets is going to let me and then her life
is going to be changed.
I'm going to be a lesbian.
Yeah, that part.
I've contemplated it many of times in my life.
I have.
You're like, I'm just going to be a lesbian.
I should call her.
You should call me.
Don't worry.
We're going to exchange numbers.
This was an experiment and I got you.
I can give you pain too, I promise.
Yeah, well, so here's the.
Say less.
Here's the key friend.
She's got it on her butt.
She's got it on her.
She's on it.
Here's the key friend.
So when you're eating your heart,
you have to squeeze the inner part of her thigh.
I get that.
Claws.
I get that.
I get that, but this is the first time.
I know.
So we're testing it.
So I was partnering with you.
Yes.
But you guys.
You did a great job supporting.
There was so many things.
You guys.
Did you know?
Did you know that?
I knew.
I knew that.
I knew she was.
Yeah, I knew she was a pain person.
So I was like.
And then he was like, he goes here.
And I was like, oh, OK, on both sides, I got you.
And then she came so fucking hard.
Right.
Yes.
And I tasted all of it.
Would we.
Can we high five?
We can high five.
We can fucking high five.
And KJ is going to take another shot.
She can't speak.
You're welcome, baby.
She had so much to say until now.
Until now.
But you know what?
She's like, I'm ready for 90 night.
You know where to find us, weekly.
We're going to start doing this.
I'm going to debrief you on all of the crazy shit that
happens in my life.
Sammy will just tell you about all the vaginas she's eating
and also all the dick she's fucked.
Depends on.
You have to wait until I eat your pussy.
That's true.
I was also a lesbian.
I love this.
I was also a lesbian.
I'm just saying.
You know what?
She's like, I played one on TV.
I have no doubt.
She played one on TV.
What the fuck?
Were you a part of the Ellen DeGeneres show?
Like what the fuck just happened?
No, you tasted fantastic.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And no, the whipped cream I did.
I didn't put the whipped cream on your vagina.
I only put it on the top.
I didn't put the whipped cream on your vagina.
Cam says, oh, well, he says I taste like, oh, what is it?
Pink starburst.
I don't know.
Fuck up.
Yeah, that's what he says.
Now she's going to want to know.
Now that's what he says.
He says I taste like a pink starburst.
OK, are we going on air?
No, because we can't translate it.
No, we're going to be getting.
We'll report back in 20 minutes.
We'll be back for part three.
Part three.
This is why Mr. Swedes can't leave us alone.
He's going to be.
He's left us alone in water.
He's going to be kicked out.
You want to know what's happened?
He's been distracted by tits.
There's lots of tits out there.
He's always.
That where my man is.
Let's go.
No, your man.
No, where is everyone at?
Your man is.
I don't know where your man went.
Where did everyone go?
Yeah, where is your man go?
I thought he was in the pool.
So my man is on there.
There we go.
He's like, oh, that's never good.
That's we're watching you.
I see you motherfucker.
Dear white people.
We're being cut off.
But you know what, Mr. Swedes, so we can't do anymore.
But we will definitely see you next week
to update you on the rest.
Yeah, this is a week.
This is like a yearly thing.
No, friends, not if you want to be famous.
I have to eat the thing off of her vagina.
You're not.
This is a weekly event.
We need more vagina eating.
We are great.
We are fantastic.
Mr. Swedes, I need more vagina eating too.
Good night.
Good day.
I'm not disagreeing.
Good night.
All the things.
All the things, friends.
OK, I'm going to sign off right now because my pussy's
getting vagina eaten.
All right.
Get some of the take in the fucking room off there.
And bye.
Say less.
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