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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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We'll come back, everybody.

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So tonight's going to be a rough night.

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Miss Emily Sweets over there has a little bit of an attitude tonight.

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You have an attitude.

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You have an attitude.

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So yeah, we'll see how this one goes.

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Emily Sweets with the attitude.

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But anyways, so we are back once again.

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It's been a little bit since we've done a full in studio podcast.

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The last one we did was, what was it called?

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Thoughts from the jacuzzi, also known as...

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We actually got some good ideas from some friends.

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Yeah, we had a good idea.

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I kind of like this one.

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Let me pull it up really quick.

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Can we cheers?

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I really want to get stuff in my drink.

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No.

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Let me go.

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Where's the that?

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There it is.

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So I guess before we do this, we need to cheers.

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Cheers.

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Take a sip of our cocktail.

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Not like yours.

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Not a big fan.

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When did you make yourself?

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It's called liquor right.

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Liquor correctly.

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Liquor right.

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It's kind of a play on a sex on the beach.

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So this particular one has vodka, peach, snops, pineapple juice.

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And cranberry juice.

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So much like the sex on the beach and the other play on the sex on the beach.

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I didn't really like those two.

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So why do you keep doing it?

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Because it's easy.

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And it had a nice name.

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Liquor right.

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I mean it doesn't get a whole lot better.

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You sent me like 10 million cocktail recipes.

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So you chose the one that's just like the ones you don't like.

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I wanted to get it for a shake.

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So what are you drinking, my love?

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I'm drinking a lemon cello whiskey sour.

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Lemon cello whiskey sour.

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It has a little more like, it tastes a little more wriny.

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Riny.

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Than a normal whiskey sour.

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So it has whiskey, lemon cello, and then it still has the lemon juice and the simple

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syrup.

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Just those two are cut a little bit more than I would normally put in a.

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What's the pours that you did on it?

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Two ounces of whiskey, one ounce lemon cello, three fourths of an ounce lemon juice, and

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then half an ounce simple syrup.

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And then you shake vigorously.

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Vigorously.

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Vigorously.

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It's okay.

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Do you like yours?

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I don't know.

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I'm still trying to decide if I like it or not.

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You've been drinking whiskey sour tonight.

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I know.

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Maybe if you weren't drinking just like a good whiskey sour and you went to this, but you've

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been drinking like the good one and then you went to this.

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It really just tastes a lot more like the rind of a lemon.

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Like the lemon cello, I think gives it more, I don't know, wriny taste.

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Is this a contest?

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How many times you can say wriny in a fine.

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Can I say the word wriny or rine in a podcast?

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It's very wriny.

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It's very wriny.

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I don't know.

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Take a check.

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Take it for yourself.

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I literally bought the lemon cello.

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Just for this?

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Did you really?

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I mean, I like lemon cello, but I was at Costco and I mean, I do like lemon cello like

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to sip on like a shot of it or whatever, but to sip.

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But yeah, so I don't know.

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The jury's still out.

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I'm not sure.

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It's a hung jury.

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I feel like it needs like maybe more whiskey.

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Less lemon cello, more whiskey.

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Just maybe more whiskey, maybe equal everything else, but maybe more whiskey.

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Because your way of doing whiskey sour earlier was four shots of whiskey.

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I know.

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Yeah, that's a lot.

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And what's the, what's called Buffalo Trace?

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Yeah, that's what you've been drinking lately.

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They have that at Costco too.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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You got the handle.

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So anyways, oh yeah, our last episode we did from our jacuzzi and one of our friends actually,

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she said, she said you should have a contest for the name of your thoughts from the jacuzzi.

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However, her was feeling the heat with the sweets or heating it up with the sweets.

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I think I like feeling the heat with the sweets.

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I like it because it rhymes.

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We have our other version of hitting the streets with the sweets, feeling the heat with the

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I mean, it just, it goes with the progression of ideas.

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I dig it.

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So I mean, thanks Catwoman.

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Do we just, is that where we're going to call it now?

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I think we should just call it that.

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Contest closed, winner has been announced.

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You will get your McDonald's gift certificate in the mail.

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I mean, it must have been a big hit, but you can come up with something way more clever.

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Yeah, I mean, if you got something, throw it at us.

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You can email us at the sweet side of life podcast at Outlook.com.

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And we'll consider it.

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We'll think about it.

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It's not written in stone yet, but it's written on paper.

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Here's a really quick.

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It's tagged in our phone.

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Here's a really quick thing about our email.

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I've been noticing all the emails we get have been hit in our junk folder.

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So if we don't respond right away, it's just because I forgot to check the junk folder.

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Yeah, but I'm getting better.

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It's, it's, yeah, it's just weird.

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You get like junk in your regular full-time.

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I get junk in my trunk with the actual shit.

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It goes straight to the junk.

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No, I have junk in my trunk.

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You have junk in the trunk.

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That is true.

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So just keep that in mind.

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I've gotten used to now checking the spam folder and I'm catching a lot of them quicker

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now, but just in case.

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We're not ignoring you.

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We're not.

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So this is a very overdue episode.

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Very overdue.

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And that's on you.

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Thanks.

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What's that sound?

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That's the sound of the bus backing up.

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We went...

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Beep beep beep.

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Just let me know when you're done.

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I think I'm done.

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You sure?

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All right, cool.

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Thanks, thanks for the support, babe.

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So we went to a party.

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Shut the fuck up.

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Did I not warn you guys that she's on one tonight?

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She is on one.

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She's about...

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This is your fourth whiskey sour tonight.

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I think so.

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My bad.

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Anyways, so July 6th we went to a pool party.

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There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.

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There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all night.

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You started that one.

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There's a place in Lake Elsinore, which is a city in Southern California.

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It's out of house, but it's like a resort style house.

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They have a cool little setup.

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And it's been on our radar for quite a while.

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I'll say me.

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I'm a creature of habit.

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And you tend to fall within my habit.

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So when we have a free weekend, we tend to go to the places that we know we like, which

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is EDR or GTF LUS parties.

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So it's like when we get those weekends off, it's pretty maturity planned out.

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However, this particular weekend where like we got to try out this new place.

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It's not even a new place.

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It's been around for over a year now, but a lot of our friends have been going there

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recently and giving it really good reviews.

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Excuse me.

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So we decided, let's go.

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Let's do it.

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So we went on July 6th and it was basically their 4th of July weekend party, Saturday

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being the 6th, which was the biggest party of the weekend.

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So we're like, this is perfect.

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We know it's going to be jamming.

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It's going to be a good time.

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I think we actually mentioned that we are going and that we were going to take our podcast.

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Of course we mentioned it.

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So we did that.

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We took our podcast.

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We did a couple interviews.

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We did a debut version of...

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What's it called?

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Sayles with Sammy and Emily or Emily and Sammy.

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Do we know which one's going first?

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It's Sayles with Sammy and Miss Emily.

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There we go.

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Yes.

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Jesus.

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Who's on first?

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So yeah, we did our debut version of that.

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That's fucking insane.

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I'll just say you guys know.

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I just finished up doing the edit on it earlier and it is not for the faint of hearts.

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It's a very, very sexually charged, women only podcast and it's pretty intense.

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That's because we started it and then a friend who's actually been on the podcast before,

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KJ.

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And so she walked into the little bungalow where we were doing it while Sammy and I were

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discussing talking, starting it and it went up or downhill from there.

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I'm not sure which one you want to say.

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It went up and down multiple times.

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It took an elevator to the 32nd floor.

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It jumped off like a base jumper.

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Bungie jumped all the way down and went back up the elevator.

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It was very...

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It was fun.

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It was a lot.

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It's a lot and I will say...

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It was fun and unscripted.

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Very unscripted.

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So you had to cut, not cut, but like, you know, we definitely want to...

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When we say edit, the things that you edit are just like we want to be respectful of

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people's privacy.

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So if we have to...

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If I have to take out a name or take out a description of something.

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Like when in a moment, I don't know if you guys have ever been drunk before.

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When you're drunk and you're screaming into a microphone, sometimes you say shit.

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So that's literally the only time I edit stuff is when I just have to, you know, for someone's

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privacy or if I say something that's just really stupid and I'm like, you know what,

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I don't like that.

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But all in all, it was...

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We have two interviews.

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Condensating on my tits.

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You're condensating.

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Your drink is dripping.

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My drink is condensating on my titties.

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It's dripping all over your boobies.

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So what we're going to do is we're going to do a quick episode.

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We're going to talk about our experiences here at Bia Vita.

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And then at the end of the episodes, we're going to actually have two interviews.

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We did an interview with our longtime friends.

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And then of course, we have the Say Less debut show, which was wild.

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I had a good time editing it.

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I was blushing.

272
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I blushed a few times.

273
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Now I want to listen to it again.

274
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I mean, I was there.

275
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My penis moved a few times.

276
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I was there for all of it.

277
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It was a good time.

278
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I was there for a lot of it on the pot.

279
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You can hear me kind of walk in.

280
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I'm like, what are you guys doing?

281
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And like in the background, and you're like, get out.

282
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Get out.

283
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It's a women's only podcast.

284
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It was a really good time, which there was definitely some sexual activity that happened

285
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in this episode.

286
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So anyways, so Bia Vita.

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Like Alsonor, you can check it out on the internet's first.

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Let's discuss the good, bad and the ugly.

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What was ugly?

290
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Nothing.

291
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Spoiler alert.

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There was absolutely nothing that was ugly, which is awesome.

293
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We had a great time.

294
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Here's the thing about this place is it's it's fairly local to us.

295
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And we were really hoping that it was going to be cool.

296
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And it checked that mark.

297
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It checked.

298
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Yeah, it was fun.

299
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We had a really good time.

300
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So here's the thing about Bia Vita is it has a from what I understand, there's a couple

301
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owners involved and they throw two different parties.

302
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They I don't know if it's a rotating every other weekend or or how they divide it.

303
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I haven't seen it yet, but we went to Steve and Sasha's party, which was the July 6th.

304
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And there's another MNPP something like that.

305
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That's the other partner and he throws his own parties.

306
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We haven't been to his parties yet.

307
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So we can only speak about the Steve and Sasha's parties.

308
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So we went there once, which was very respectful party.

309
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Yes, there was a great time.

310
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Yeah.

311
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You want to tell them about the when we got there?

312
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The wristbands?

313
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No, no, no.

314
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What else?

315
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I drove there and you watched me load in all our gear and the coolers.

316
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I don't even know what you're talking about.

317
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And I was sweating.

318
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Yeah, you were sweating.

319
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You were loading in gear.

320
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It was hot.

321
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Yeah.

322
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And you didn't help.

323
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I don't ever help.

324
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I told you I wasn't going to help.

325
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I don't know.

326
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There was no expectation.

327
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I don't know why.

328
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If you expected that, that was on you.

329
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I would sometimes I would love help.

330
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You should find somebody to do that.

331
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I'm going to have to hire somebody to help us on this.

332
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But anyways, us help you.

333
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I don't need help.

334
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I'm good.

335
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It was hot.

336
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I will say that.

337
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It was very warm.

338
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It was very warm.

339
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So tell us a little bit about your experience.

340
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They I thought you were talking about like the wristbands and stuff.

341
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Yeah, that's part of your experience.

342
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They do allow single males.

343
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They say a few select.

344
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Yes.

345
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Yeah.

346
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To enter the party.

347
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But basically they give you a wristband.

348
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When you enter and they kind of explain them.

349
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So red means you don't want.

350
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Red means you're part of a couple.

351
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No.

352
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For the female, red means like don't you don't want.

353
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It doesn't matter if you're part of a couple or not for red.

354
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600
You sure?

355
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Yes.

356
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Because what would unicorns get?

357
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They don't necessarily want single males talking to them either.

358
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This is solely on single male situation.

359
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,800
So blue, let's start with blue because that's what you were.

360
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Blue is a man in a relationship with his significant other there.

361
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Red means you do not want like single males kind of aggressively pursuing you.

362
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Like they could, I mean, obviously have a conversation with all humans, but like you're

363
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not really open to necessarily like having pushy conversations or whatever.

364
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So I understand that you as a single male there, you if you have to like, you have to

365
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,920
be initiated into the conversation like you can't initiate it.

366
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920
Isn't that correct?

367
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,920
No, that's not what she said.

368
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,920
Oh, I thought that's what it was.

369
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,520
No, I mean, I think they can just talk.

370
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:13,400
I mean, you can talk to people, but it's like you can't be like.

371
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It can't be like, oh, let's go XYZ.

372
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Like it basically puts us fine that like you're not necessarily open to it.

373
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,600
Yeah.

374
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Green means you're open to it, have all the conversations you want, like ask the questions,

375
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move it along.

376
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:36,360
And then the single males have yellow wristband, which just identifies them separate from the

377
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blue wristband, which is the males who are not single males.

378
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:47,960
So that was, and they're like, and if you want to come back and get a different color

379
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wristband, if you pick a wristband color and then you decide I want a different wristband

380
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color as a female, then you can change it up.

381
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So whether or not you're a whether or not you're a single, sober, you're red.

382
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Yeah.

383
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And then you get a couple drinks in you and you go green.

384
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:12,760
So whether or not you're a single female or a female and a couple, you choose between

385
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red and green.

386
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,440
They don't automatically give single females green.

387
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,440
Like that's not fair.

388
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,840
I thought they did.

389
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,840
No.

390
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,000
Because what if you want to just play with a couple?

391
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
What if you don't want to play with single males?

392
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I don't know.

393
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
Exactly.

394
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,880
I'm pretty sure that you can choose.

395
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,880
I think you're right.

396
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,440
Yeah, I am right.

397
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:38,280
All right, guys, well, thank you so much for listening.

398
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We out.

399
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:49,960
Anyway, so they explained all of that, which either way, it was whatever to me because,

400
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960
but I get it.

401
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,800
I guess if there's like a ton, I didn't see a ton of single males there though the day

402
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800
we were there.

403
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,800
I saw maybe four or five.

404
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800
Yeah, same.

405
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,800
Yeah.

406
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,280
One of them we knew and we know he's not necessarily a single male, but he was just there as a single

407
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
male.

408
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,520
We know his.

409
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,040
Their dynamic allows him to.

410
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040
Significant other.

411
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,040
Yeah.

412
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,040
Go out.

413
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,160
And yeah, I don't, honestly, you saw four or five.

414
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,080
I saw two, I think.

415
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,080
I was searching them out.

416
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
You were seeking.

417
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,680
No, there was quite a few.

418
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,880
I mean, about four or five, like I said.

419
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,880
Yeah.

420
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,920
So anyway, it wasn't a situation where we were being aggressively attacked because obviously

421
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I didn't even notice them.

422
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,680
The ones that I saw were definitely playing it cool.

423
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,840
They're playing by the kind of the quote unquote rules.

424
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,400
So that's all you can expect.

425
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,400
Right.

426
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,880
Just everybody being respectful of everybody regardless of whatever situation you're in

427
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,880
specifically.

428
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:56,560
Because I mean, I know single males get like a bad rap, but like couples and males in couples

429
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,520
and females in couples, we've all had our days.

430
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520
Yeah.

431
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,400
And all you can ask is that everybody is respectful of each other.

432
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,000
And I felt that everybody was respectful of each other that night.

433
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Yeah, for sure.

434
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,720
So it's a good group of people, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

435
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,720
Wow, that took you 15 minutes to say that.

436
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720
Oh my God.

437
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,880
And I'm the one on one tonight.

438
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,880
You are.

439
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,880
All right.

440
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,720
So, so we got our wristbands.

441
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,720
We checked in.

442
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,400
What was the wristband you chose again?

443
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,400
I chose red.

444
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,720
Right.

445
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:35,920
Let me see.

446
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:42,280
So we I loaded in the equipment before I as I was loading and swept my butt off, I got

447
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:47,600
you a drink ready and you opened a seltzer.

448
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,920
You opened a seltzer for me.

449
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,280
A seltzer that I prepped in a cooler with ice for you.

450
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280
Just kidding.

451
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,280
You're good.

452
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,520
I'm not gonna give you a fucking interview.

453
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,840
You're a pain.

454
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,840
So we got there.

455
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840
We loaded in.

456
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,680
Everything was cool.

457
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,760
We went into the room.

458
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:12,600
Basically when I say room, they they had like four like little bungalows, little bungalows

459
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,600
which you can reach.

460
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,880
They're basically like I want to describe them as kind of like sheds.

461
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,880
There were sheds.

462
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,880
There were 100% sheds.

463
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,880
Yeah.

464
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,760
So we had each bungalow had a queen bed in it.

465
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,240
It had a TV.

466
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:33,040
I had a little mini fridge and it had a AC which was like a little small kind of window

467
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,480
AC which is one of the biggest reasons I wanted it because I knew it was gonna be hot as

468
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,480
sin.

469
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480
It was hot as sin.

470
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,240
And I wanted to be able to have that room that we could kind of go into.

471
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,240
Right.

472
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:48,120
Let's be like just set up our bar and we set up the bar and we had our podcast table to

473
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,680
do the podcast.

474
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,520
So we rented one of the bungalows.

475
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:59,280
They do actually have a full size like room that you can rent off the pool that has a

476
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,600
private shower, private bathroom and all the other things that was just the same.

477
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:09,960
But for this particular party, we just rented the bungalow and they have a bunch of little

478
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,600
cabanas along the edge that you can rent.

479
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,280
And it's a really nice setup.

480
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,680
It's not a huge pool, which is good because you don't want it to be too big.

481
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,600
Right.

482
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:24,000
And then everybody gets lost in the sauce and it's hard to bump into people.

483
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,920
It's hard to do the old man move that I've perfected.

484
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,240
I think I used it once there that weekend.

485
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,000
I think so.

486
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,880
But it was a really cool setup.

487
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:41,400
We had a great time and then we were just partying all day, drinking.

488
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,400
Drinking.

489
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,880
We had a bunch of friends there.

490
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,880
Yep.

491
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,880
A whole bunch of friends there.

492
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,880
We met some new people.

493
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,360
We met some 311 fans.

494
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,360
Yep.

495
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,360
Yep.

496
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,360
We did.

497
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360
We met some listeners.

498
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:58,600
We met actually, we met some, some people that have been friends on Cassidy for probably

499
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:05,040
a better part of a year, but we never actually met them, met them until this particular

500
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,040
party.

501
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,040
Was that the yoga couple?

502
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,800
No, that was the 311 couple.

503
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
Oh.

504
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,800
Yeah.

505
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:16,000
The 311 couple where the guy escorted us.

506
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yes.

507
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
He parked us.

508
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Parked us.

509
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
That couple, yes.

510
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Got it.

511
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:27,200
I was getting ready to say their names, but I'm like, eh.

512
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:32,920
And then we, yeah, we'll talk more about this one later, but we met some, a couple of podcast

513
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,920
listeners.

514
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,920
Yeah.

515
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,920
A few of them.

516
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,920
Yeah.

517
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,560
One of them will come up later.

518
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,560
So.

519
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:46,280
But yeah, so I was just chatting it up while you were loading in, but meeting people.

520
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,040
Yeah.

521
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:57,160
So we got all loaded in, we got into the pool, we got our drinks going and you, you, you

522
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,800
had a rough morning at work.

523
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,120
Oh, I did.

524
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,280
I had some shit going on.

525
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,920
So all the, all the way there.

526
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,080
The hour is like through work, my phone and all that.

527
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:12,120
All the way there, you were like facing your, like facing your phone.

528
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,120
My work phone, yeah.

529
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:18,880
Like trying to, you know, figure out some issues that had come up and, and I, I could

530
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,840
tell you were definitely kind of into that.

531
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,280
So we get there and you're still kind of in, in it.

532
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040
You're trying to figure it out.

533
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,040
And then assembly.

534
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,040
Okay.

535
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,880
Pool for a couple hours and I was like, yeah, what do you mean?

536
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,440
And she goes, no, he said, um, I don't know.

537
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,640
I just kind of got like a weird vibe from her for a second.

538
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,400
I go, I mean, as far as I know, she's, she's fine.

539
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,840
She's, you know, here's the thing.

540
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,000
And I actually asked him about that later.

541
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:48,560
I said, you gave Mr. Sweets, like the idea that there was something wrong.

542
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,080
Hey, and I said, what, like, what made you think that I looked at you?

543
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,080
You saw where I was.

544
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:57,040
He was like, Oh no, it's just cause your energy level when you came in.

545
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,200
And I don't know why I've been hearing that a lot lately.

546
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:05,480
Like people are like, if I don't walk into somewhere, like tits out, like fucking butt,

547
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,960
like wild, like, hey, like people think something's wrong with me.

548
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,600
And I guess it's just like a little bit of my like resting bitch face, like energy, maybe

549
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,480
a little bit, like just trying to figure things out.

550
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,600
A lot of these people only see one side of you.

551
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:24,600
So when they see the transitional side of you where you're coming in from the street

552
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,880
and you might have something else on your mind, you haven't had that first cocktail

553
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,280
yet and you haven't amped up that energy.

554
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Yeah.

555
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Yeah.

556
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,520
So he was like, no, I didn't, he's like, no, I wasn't talking about that.

557
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,800
I was talking about when you first got here because your energy level was just not there

558
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,280
and you just didn't seem like you weren't yourself.

559
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:48,880
And I was like, you had him like thinking I was drowned in the pool somewhere or like

560
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880
in the corner.

561
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:54,760
Like I was like, you had him questioning and then he was like, where the fuck is she?

562
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,760
And I, cause I asked him, I said, well, I was like, you looked at me.

563
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,920
I literally looked at you.

564
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,440
What did you not know where I was?

565
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,440
Like why did you say that?

566
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,840
And he was like, Oh, I didn't even, I wasn't even talking about that.

567
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,360
I was talking about way earlier in the day.

568
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,440
I was like, Oh, well you had his brain going another different way.

569
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,520
And I was like, Oh my God.

570
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:17,000
So yeah, I'm in the pool and I had previously had that conversation you were just talking

571
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,960
about and, and then I look around and you went up and you were getting some drinks.

572
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,960
Yeah.

573
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,040
And you came back down and you set the drinks down.

574
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,720
I gave you your drink and then I went to the pool, but you didn't know that.

575
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,720
Yeah.

576
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,920
And then I'm sitting there and you, in my eyes, you were gone.

577
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920
Yeah.

578
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,440
And then I was like, How did you, your drink from outside at the pool?

579
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,280
And then you just got in the pool and then I got in the pool, but you didn't see me

580
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,280
getting into the pool.

581
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,880
And you had just left me though.

582
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,360
Like you were sitting right next.

583
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,680
We were all sitting together.

584
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,640
So then you left and you gave me my drink and then I was expecting you to come sit back

585
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:56,680
down by me and then I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there and I'm just talking to nobody.

586
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,720
I'm just like staring off into the distance.

587
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,440
And then it kind of hit me, I'm like, Where is she?

588
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:11,560
And then his conversation to me got me like just going in my paranoia.

589
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,160
And I'm looking around.

590
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,920
I'm scanning the pool, which is so weird because I was standing like basically in the middle

591
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,920
of it.

592
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:26,480
I walked through me is normally at a pool party, you're wearing a white hat or one

593
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,760
of your hats from Mexico, but you were wearing my black hat.

594
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,760
That has like our podcast information on it.

595
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:41,480
So for whatever reason, I was just scanning the crowd and you were not there.

596
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:47,320
So I immediately go like, Okay, something must have hit at work.

597
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,920
So I get up and I go into our, our cabana, our bungalow, excuse me.

598
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,640
And I, I'm like, Where is she? and I grab my phone and I do a find me and it says you're

599
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,640
right here.

600
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:04,200
I'm thinking maybe you went out front to be on your phone, taking a private call.

601
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,520
And but I'm like, was that a topless?

602
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,440
I don't know.

603
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,480
But it said, according to find my, you were like standing right next to me.

604
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,040
So then I went over into the dresser where we put all our wallets and purses and there's

605
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,640
your phone right there.

606
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,760
I'm like, All right, well, she's not on her phone.

607
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,840
Where the fuck is she?

608
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:28,040
So I start making my rounds around this whole place three or four or five times.

609
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,720
I'm asking people like, have you seen her?

610
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,040
And they're like, No, the last time we saw her was when you guys checked in.

611
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,640
Okay, so I'm going around.

612
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,640
I'm going to the bathrooms.

613
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640
There's two bathrooms.

614
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,880
I'm knocking on the bathrooms.

615
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,760
I'm like, Hello, Hello.

616
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,000
You're creepy.

617
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,840
I was, but I was trying to find you.

618
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,360
And I'm like, what is where what's happening?

619
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,720
You know, and I'm Mr. Worstcase scenario.

620
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,800
So, right.

621
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,040
So I'm, I'm just going everywhere and I'm, I'm anxious.

622
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,040
I'm getting a little upset.

623
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,240
I'm like, where the hell is she that she would, this point it's been probably 20 minutes

624
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,240
since I've seen you.

625
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,240
Yeah.

626
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:07,640
Meanwhile, I was at the pool and I'm like, where, what is she doing that?

627
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,400
I haven't seen her for 20 minutes.

628
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,400
And then I'm looking around.

629
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:16,600
I'm standing on the edge of the pool, scanning the horizon, looking around.

630
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,120
And I'm like, what the fuck?

631
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,440
And then I look down and you're standing with the black hat on.

632
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,640
I'm like, that motherfucker.

633
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640
And I got into the pool.

634
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,640
I'm like, where have you been?

635
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,640
She's like here.

636
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640
Right here.

637
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,640
This whole time.

638
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,200
I literally handed you your drink outside of the pool.

639
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,760
I walked around, got in the pool.

640
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:41,000
And as soon as I got in the pool, the couple that the yoga couple, he grabbed like, I won't

641
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,040
say grab me, but like he, he pulled me into a conversation.

642
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:51,200
And so I was literally just standing there having a conversation with him and another

643
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:56,840
couple and his wife or his significant other.

644
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,400
You didn't think to throw some smoke signals for me or something?

645
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,080
Bruh, I was sitting in the middle of the fucking pool.

646
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,120
And like I said earlier, the pool's not that big.

647
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,120
It's not that big.

648
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,680
And I was literally like five feet from you.

649
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,720
I don't know why you couldn't hear my laugh.

650
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,920
Apparently the jokes weren't that funny on that side of the pool because I did not

651
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,920
hear a laugh.

652
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920
Yeah, it was wild.

653
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,320
And you're like, and what was even funnier is I was like, I was like, how did you get

654
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,920
out of the pool without like basically knocking into me because it was like.

655
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,920
I probably said excuse me to you as I'm getting out of the pool.

656
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920
What literally happened?

657
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,480
Excuse me, I got to go find my wife.

658
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,720
What he said was you jumped, you got out like on the ledge you were sitting on so you didn't

659
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:40,040
get out like in the normal exit of the pool, which you would have basically elbowed me.

660
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,120
I think because there's too many people blocking that way and you're one of the people blocking.

661
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,640
You would have actually elbowed me if you would have gotten out that way.

662
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,320
So I was like, what is your problem?

663
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,560
I've been standing here this whole fucking time and then of course I had no idea you

664
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,560
were looking for me.

665
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,840
By the way, to this day, you still have yet to apologize.

666
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,960
You're the worst.

667
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,120
So I eventually found my missing wife.

668
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,960
You knew I was wearing the hat too.

669
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,480
It was funny too.

670
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,240
You're probably looking for a blonde with.

671
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,840
Looking for a blonde in finance.

672
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,440
Six, five.

673
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,800
So that was a bad 20 minutes.

674
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,640
I was just like, where is she?

675
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,800
So they have playrooms.

676
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800
You're like all in there.

677
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
I'm all I checked.

678
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,680
I was just pulling up like lifting up the mattresses in the playrooms.

679
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,840
I'm like, I don't know what is going on here, but she's here somewhere.

680
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,960
They have a big playroom with like what four beds in it.

681
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:44,120
Yeah, the only thing about the playroom is that it's attached essentially to the bathroom.

682
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120
To the bathrooms.

683
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,120
Yeah.

684
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,120
It's in the same room.

685
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:52,600
So literally like at one point I walked in to go to the bathroom and some people I knew

686
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,600
were like playing and then people were watching and I was like, okay, this is awkward.

687
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,160
I'm like, I'm just got a piece.

688
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,160
Sorry.

689
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,440
Not trying to interrupt anything, but.

690
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,000
It's definitely it's definitely a public playroom.

691
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Yeah.

692
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,200
There's nothing private about this particular one.

693
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,920
So if you want a private playroom, you get a bungalow.

694
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,480
All the bungalows have privacy.

695
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,560
You can pull the curtain shut the doors.

696
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,560
You have all the privacy you want.

697
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:25,680
And they actually have a big screened like because not because it's like a tent.

698
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,000
I don't know what it is on the backside of the pool by the.

699
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,200
Oh, they also have a glory hole set up.

700
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,080
We didn't go over and look at it.

701
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,640
We didn't make it that far.

702
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:40,600
But that one tinted area where we saw the silhouettes of those four people going at

703
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,600
it.

704
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Was that a playroom or was that somebody's?

705
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,080
No, that was a playroom.

706
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,880
That's just a straight up playroom.

707
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Yeah.

708
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:55,520
So at the end of the night, we're all in the jacuzzi and there's a, I want to say four

709
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,720
people playing in this room, but it was literally like shadow puppets.

710
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,720
Yeah.

711
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,760
And it was like, cause they had lights on in the room and then that's the whole point.

712
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,520
It's, it's, it's, I think it's called this might be called the silhouette room or something.

713
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,520
Oh, is it?

714
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,200
That was the concept of it is so you can see it.

715
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,960
So you literally were getting the silhouettes of everybody.

716
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,760
And what's funny is when I saw who walked out at the end, I was like, oh my God, I know

717
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,760
them.

718
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,080
They were putting on quite the show.

719
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
Yeah.

720
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,720
But when sort, when they're in there, you really don't know who they are.

721
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,720
I had no idea.

722
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720
The shadows.

723
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,720
And I was like, I don't know who this is.

724
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,200
He was in there, but they're having a good time.

725
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,200
And we were not, we were not mad about the show we were getting.

726
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,720
I mean, it was a, the puppet show was there.

727
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,480
It was like a drive up theater.

728
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,200
Like we're all in the jacuzzi with our drinks just watching like this big screen, the silhouette.

729
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Yeah.

730
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,480
Um, so that was later in the night.

731
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,480
That was fun.

732
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480
Yeah.

733
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,960
So, um, we did many hours.

734
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,040
We were there for about 12 hours when it was all said and done.

735
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,240
I know.

736
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:04,680
Because these parties are 12 30 PM to 12 30 AM.

737
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,680
So noon to midnight, basically.

738
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,640
So yeah, it was hot.

739
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,680
We were drinking all day long.

740
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,480
We only ate a protein bar.

741
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,480
One protein bar.

742
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,480
That was a terrible idea.

743
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Really bad idea.

744
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,960
But, um, sometimes for the bigger parties, they do cater and food.

745
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,040
They have an ice machine.

746
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:31,760
It is BYOB, um, but unlike some of the other places, I don't, did they have no bartender?

747
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760
Yeah.

748
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760
There was no bartender.

749
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,080
Well, not that I saw.

750
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,720
I could think some people got like a tour, but because our whole situation was a little

751
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,800
bit different, like trying to get everything in their podcast stuff.

752
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,560
And we really didn't get a tour of it.

753
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,120
Like I relied on like a friend to show me where the bathroom was.

754
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,640
There was like a common area that had a refrigerator and like a whole kitchen set up.

755
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,640
There wasn't.

756
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,640
I never saw any kind of bar set up.

757
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,640
Yeah.

758
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,640
There was no bar set up.

759
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,360
And, um, I don't.

760
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,360
Except for ours.

761
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,920
Yeah, we had a bar.

762
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,880
And I don't think there was like, uh, traditional kind of mixers included type set up because

763
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,120
there was no bartender.

764
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,840
So it's, it's definitely BYOB.

765
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,840
Bring everything you want.

766
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,920
Except for your ice.

767
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,440
They have a nice commercial ice machine.

768
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,440
Bring your cup.

769
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,440
Bring your booze.

770
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Bring your mixers.

771
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Red Solo cup.

772
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:23,760
But you can leave your ice at home.

773
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,480
So yeah, we, we brought a bar, which we typically do when we have some type of pineapple.

774
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,480
What's that?

775
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,440
Except for you forgot the pineapple.

776
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,040
All the shit we brought.

777
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,600
And I forgot the fucking pineapple juice, which is crucial to make our pineapple upside down

778
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,600
shots.

779
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,600
Upside down pineapple shots.

780
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,640
So we ended up making some variations and it turned out fine.

781
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,880
Um, we did some whiskey shots.

782
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,280
We did some, uh, upside down.

783
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,960
She takes a whiskey shot.

784
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,960
She takes a longer shot.

785
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:58,280
So we, so we're doing all that.

786
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,080
Excuse me.

787
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,840
I got that meat mouth again.

788
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,800
Actually, I'll have me mouth.

789
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,520
Um, so let me see where we're at.

790
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,600
So it got dark.

791
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,040
Was there anything that happened earlier in the day?

792
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,440
What do you mean?

793
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440
I don't know.

794
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,440
I'm trying to think of anything.

795
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440
Besides me going missing.

796
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440
Besides you missing.

797
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,520
How do you want a milk carton?

798
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,880
It's kind of a, kind of a chill, chill day.

799
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,320
Actually, you know what?

800
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,920
While I'm here, let me touch on that.

801
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,520
So we earlier, we said good, bad, ugly.

802
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,120
Um, there was no ugly at all.

803
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,680
There was a lot of good.

804
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:44,280
The only thing that I said that would fall within bad is not even bad.

805
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:49,280
It's all, it's kind of a personal choice is I'm a musician.

806
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,800
I'm a DJ.

807
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,360
I enjoy music.

808
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,440
There was none.

809
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,000
There was music, but it was like a single speaker setup.

810
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,280
He has, there's neighbors in that area.

811
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:07,480
So you can't bring in, you know, Avicii and like, you know, it's not a freaking festival.

812
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:13,160
But I do like the element of a live DJ for the pool parties, you know, to kind of ramp

813
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:19,600
up the energy and like play makers, you know, people that go around and do games.

814
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,160
This particular resort and our experiences is not that.

815
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:29,040
It's definitely much more chill, which a lot of people prefer.

816
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,200
So that, that is literally just a personal preference.

817
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:38,440
Like I like EDR because they have a DJ and they have really only for the big part.

818
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,200
It's big part of the time, but they do, they have a DJ and then they have like people

819
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:49,080
that go around and do like, you know, shot, you know, stuff like best boobs contest and

820
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,360
they do stuff like that.

821
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,560
And I enjoy that aspect of the party.

822
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,560
Not everybody does.

823
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,560
But EDR doesn't always do that.

824
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,600
They do a lot, but on the bigger parties, like you said.

825
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,800
So I don't know, we've only been to be a Vita once and I have no idea if this is something

826
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,480
that they do on other events.

827
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:17,160
Again, this is just a small, small blip that we've been there and just a little bit of

828
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,160
information.

829
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,480
I do enjoy that aspect of it.

830
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,200
So it's definitely a little more chill.

831
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,320
It doesn't feel as rager, which is a lot of people love it because there's a place out

832
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:33,720
here used to be called Tuscany Hills and it was more chill and a lot of people really

833
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,800
enjoyed that vibe.

834
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,400
So again, it's pure personal preference.

835
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,480
But there is a party coming up.

836
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:48,960
It's the DTF takeover kind of co-op party on August 10th.

837
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,400
And that's the next time we're going there.

838
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,560
So that is going to be a major.

839
00:38:53,560 --> 00:39:01,360
And one thing I did hear about be a Vita too is like Tuscany is it's best to go with a

840
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,200
group of people.

841
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,760
Like there's people to be met there.

842
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:12,040
But like you just kind of, from what I understand is you kind of don't know what you're going

843
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,200
to get a little bit.

844
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,360
Like you could go on a day and it's like dead.

845
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,520
Could be a slow, slow weekend or something like that.

846
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,920
Or you could go on a day and it'd be like super good.

847
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,880
I would say if you're planning on going, advertise it.

848
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,600
That you're going to your friends.

849
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,280
Or do like a, what do you call it?

850
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,320
Rondevue.

851
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,520
For this last time, I actually within our sweet side of life community, I created like

852
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,760
our own party link to the sixth.

853
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:52,000
Just cause I wanted to get the word out the best I could to get as many people as I could

854
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,760
there and as many friends as I could.

855
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,840
So we created like a whole community and we definitely had some people there that showed

856
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,840
up.

857
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,840
Would you like to discuss?

858
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,400
I'm just kidding.

859
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,400
Yeah.

860
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,440
So I'm going to leave this one to you.

861
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440
Oh yeah.

862
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,400
So a little bit later in the evening.

863
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,800
Well first off, we did, we did a couple of podcasts.

864
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,000
We did a podcast with, we are calling them Zach and Brittany.

865
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,600
Zach Efron and Brittany bitch.

866
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,600
Yep.

867
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,640
We're going to, at the end of this episode, we're going to post up our two interviews

868
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,400
and so we did one with Zach and Brittany and then we did of course your say less and

869
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,040
that, that was earlier in the day.

870
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,680
So we knocked all that stuff out.

871
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,680
Yeah.

872
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,840
And like I said, it's insane.

873
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,840
Check it out.

874
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:40,680
And as the night started, as the sun fell into the background.

875
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,680
Wait, no.

876
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,240
How does the song go?

877
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,240
When the night.

878
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,240
Yes.

879
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,240
Goes down.

880
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,240
Has fun.

881
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,240
In the city.

882
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,240
Oh different songs.

883
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,240
You're singing journey.

884
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,240
I'm singing stand by me.

885
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,240
Okay.

886
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,240
When the night has come.

887
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,240
Do do do do.

888
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,240
We were literally just talking about that.

889
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:03,240
How goes down in the city.

890
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:07,240
When the sun goes down at the city right.

891
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,960
But we were just talking about that too.

892
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,400
Heather, we were talking about your chair.

893
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,600
I Amazon bought your new chair.

894
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,600
I Amazon.

895
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,600
Wow.

896
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600
That was a joke chair.

897
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600
Okay.

898
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,040
And you were like, oh, it does lean back.

899
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,520
You told me you didn't like it because it didn't lean back.

900
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,160
You bought me an Amazon special to replace my broken office chair.

901
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,160
Amazon day.

902
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,760
And I put it all together and it didn't lean back.

903
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,760
Lean back.

904
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,440
And then all of a sudden I came up to the office and I pulled the lever and it started

905
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440
to lean back.

906
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,080
So she went through every version of lean back.

907
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,560
Then you did too.

908
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,200
Lean like a cholo.

909
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,280
Yeah, there's so many lean songs.

910
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,680
I digress.

911
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:57,600
In the words of Springer's couch podcast, we digress like a motherfucker.

912
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,200
So anyways, yeah, check them out.

913
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,560
Springer's couch podcast everybody.

914
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:07,480
They are a great podcast out of Florida.

915
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:12,040
And we keep going back and forth with talking about each other and stuff like that.

916
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,080
So it was kind of funny.

917
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,080
We're so digressing.

918
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,160
We're so digressing like a motherfucker.

919
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,600
So Tuesday, no, today's Tuesday.

920
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:29,080
Last week they released an episode, Springer's couch podcast.

921
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:34,600
And they talked to this couple from California for a while now.

922
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,600
And these guys are kind of known as the camel slide couple.

923
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:47,120
And they sent in a lot of stories to Springer's couch podcast and they read them and they're

924
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,280
kind of following their journey.

925
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,720
So on this last episode, they actually mentioned that they started listening to our episode

926
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,400
because of the Springer's couch podcast.

927
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,960
So I was kind of like, oh, that's cool.

928
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,840
I'm like, oh, there's from SoCal.

929
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,760
I'm like, where in SoCal?

930
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:08,360
So at the very end of the email, it said their Cassidy profile name.

931
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,840
Wait, did you look them up?

932
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,840
Yeah.

933
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Did you tell me you looked them up?

934
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Yeah, we've had discussions.

935
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,480
You and I have had discussions?

936
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480
Or you and them?

937
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,840
Yeah, I have had discussions that I've had discussions with them.

938
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,320
Oh, OK.

939
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,320
Welcome to the party.

940
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,320
Yeah.

941
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,000
I'm always the last to the party.

942
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,880
I'm talking to you.

943
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,320
You have this glaze look in your eyes.

944
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,880
That's you not listening apparently.

945
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,200
Yeah, it is.

946
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,480
So the problem is, is I talk to you sometimes when you're sober.

947
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,480
And it's like the drunk you doesn't remember the sober you.

948
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480
Precisely.

949
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,840
And I will say that and stand by that 100%.

950
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,080
Are you done?

951
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,200
No, I'm not, frankly.

952
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,200
Continue.

953
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,360
I'm trying.

954
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,320
So they actually put their profile up so I went immediately to Cassidy and I looked

955
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,120
it up and I found out where they live and they're very local to us.

956
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,520
So I messaged them.

957
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,400
I was like, hey guys, I heard you talking about us.

958
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,840
And I'm like, hey, and then they wrote back to like, hey, oh my God, yeah, we listening

959
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,840
to you guys.

960
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,840
We listen all the episodes.

961
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:11,840
So it's pretty cool.

962
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,680
Just like kind of reach out like, hey, we're listening.

963
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,320
Don't talk shit.

964
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:25,320
So what the camel slide is, is apparently if you take your, your wiener and you set it

965
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,200
inside the vaginal lips, kind of like a hot dog inside a bun and you just kind of slide

966
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,080
it up and down, slide it up and down.

967
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,080
Trust me.

968
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,080
You've done that.

969
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,600
I have.

970
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,080
So that is the camel slide.

971
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,280
If I recall correctly.

972
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,240
And anyway, it's like a version of the Mormon soak.

973
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,360
Oh Lord.

974
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:52,800
I've heard a lot of the shit that those people do.

975
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,920
The Mormon soaked and they have the, like the bed rocker where you do the Mormon soak

976
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,480
and it's someone shakes the bed and you're like, I'm not doing it.

977
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,920
I'm not doing it.

978
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,920
Not me.

979
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,920
Not me.

980
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,320
There's so many loopholes.

981
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:13,160
I would hope that every Mormon becomes a lawyer because they are king of like loopholes and

982
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:19,080
just like verbiage and anyways, such a digression.

983
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,080
What was I talking about?

984
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,080
Oh, yes.

985
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:29,080
So Mormon slide side to side.

986
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,080
Oh, one of the cool things about.

987
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,320
For it to back.

988
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,840
So one, one before I go to any further camel.

989
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,840
Okay.

990
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,960
I'm just going to sit back.

991
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,960
You just let me know when you're done.

992
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,360
Give me a thumbs up.

993
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,360
Thumbs up.

994
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,360
We're good.

995
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,360
There's sideways actually.

996
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:53,960
So what before I go any further, one of the other cool things about Bavita is they have

997
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
a urinal.

998
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,720
Oh, why is that cool?

999
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,000
As a man, that's pretty fucking cool.

1000
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
It's a urinal.

1001
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,200
It's like outside.

1002
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:09,560
It's an outside urinal behind like the, what's called bungalows.

1003
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,280
So you can just walk up and it's just, that's great.

1004
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,280
It's fantastic.

1005
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,280
One of the best parts.

1006
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280
I enjoyed that.

1007
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:21,800
And so one of our female friend, one of our female friends, she walked back there and

1008
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:26,400
she found that she is capable of peeing in the urinal because the thing about this urinal

1009
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,400
is some urinals are like really close to the wall and they don't give you a big area.

1010
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,240
But this one had like a, like a whole tongue that came out.

1011
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:40,400
It was like, it was just guaranteeing that it was going to catch all the urine.

1012
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,640
She utilized that tongue.

1013
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,920
I love that for her.

1014
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:48,480
And she figured out a crouch that worked and that right there is a loophole.

1015
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,560
All these other women are standing in line for the other bathrooms.

1016
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,560
That's what's so funny.

1017
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,560
That's true.

1018
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,560
There was no line.

1019
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:59,360
I was like, friend, why are we doing this?

1020
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,680
She's like, cause I can't.

1021
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,560
She is, she's crazy, but she has the greatest energy.

1022
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,560
She does have really good energy.

1023
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,560
She's a good time.

1024
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,560
We love it all.

1025
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:13,640
We could do many podcasts about her.

1026
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:19,640
So anyways, so we were, it was getting close to the night and we were kind of closing up

1027
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
the podcast.

1028
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,600
We don't ended up doing too because it's easy to say you're going to do podcasts, but when

1029
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,760
you get there, you go into your room, you shut the door, the phone will hit you, you

1030
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,960
hear people having fun.

1031
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:36,920
And it's just really hard to dedicate that time to pull people away and be like, yes,

1032
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,800
let's go talk in our room privately.

1033
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,600
But we try and we're going to keep trying.

1034
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,800
However, so I was in, I was in the room, you were out talking to people at this point.

1035
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:56,400
You weren't even in the room and listen, I'm, you said you were going to let me take it

1036
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,400
and then you're just going to butt in.

1037
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,400
I know that's where we're at.

1038
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400
You're just going to butt in.

1039
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,400
Continue.

1040
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,400
Continue, sir.

1041
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,400
I threw me off.

1042
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,400
I wasn't in the room.

1043
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400
You were in the room.

1044
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:14,160
So I went into the room and I started shutting down the computer and kind of just, you know,

1045
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,200
situating, making a drink.

1046
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,920
And all of a sudden this couple comes in and they walk in and they're like, I don't remember

1047
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,280
exactly, like I said, this was later in the night.

1048
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,840
Many drinks were had at that point, but they came in there like, Hey, we are, we're listeners

1049
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,320
to your podcast.

1050
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,320
We messaged you earlier.

1051
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,320
I'm like, Oh yeah.

1052
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,520
And they told me their screen name.

1053
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,680
And I was like, Oh yeah.

1054
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,680
They had said they were coming.

1055
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,360
You're like, Rain Man with screen names.

1056
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,860
I am.

1057
00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:40,360
I struggle with real names, right?

1058
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,480
Give me a screen name.

1059
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,240
I can associate that with everything.

1060
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,480
You're all over it.

1061
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,040
But um, so they walked in, they introduced themselves.

1062
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,400
I'm like, Oh, hey, how's it going?

1063
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,960
They're like, is it too late for a podcast?

1064
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,760
And I was like, Yeah, I'm actually, I've shut everything down.

1065
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,200
And at this point I've, I've checked out from the podcast brain.

1066
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,400
I'm like, I'm not going to sit down.

1067
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,400
So we're just talking.

1068
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,240
They're like, Yeah, we came all the way, all the way down from, all the way down from

1069
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,240
Camarillo.

1070
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:08,560
But it was, that's not how you say it, but that's how I said it.

1071
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,560
Camarillo.

1072
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,120
It's, it's, it's like Camarillo or something.

1073
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,880
I'm like, no, it's Cramal Camarillo.

1074
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,840
And anyways, we're going back and forth about how they were saying their name or their city

1075
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,520
wrong, according to me.

1076
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,800
But uh, that is like five or six hours away and they came all the way down just to come

1077
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,680
to this party and like say hey and stuff.

1078
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,640
I think they said they were here for, they were kind of in the area for something else.

1079
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
And yeah, yeah, yeah.

1080
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,640
They just worked out.

1081
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,640
I'm like, Oh cool.

1082
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,640
That's awesome.

1083
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,400
You know, they're like, Yeah, we listened to your podcast.

1084
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,320
They were only up to, I think episode 13 or something at that point.

1085
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,320
Yeah.

1086
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:46,880
So I think probably where you were still saying episode and season and volume and volume chapter

1087
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,240
page number.

1088
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:55,680
Oh, that's, um, so anyways, at that point, I think that's when I called you in from

1089
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,680
the outside.

1090
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,800
I was like, Hey, they're a really nice couple.

1091
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,800
Yeah.

1092
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,440
I was like, Hey, come on in, come chat.

1093
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,800
So we're chatting for a little bit.

1094
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,760
And then, um, I think you had left again.

1095
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,480
I think it was that friend we were talking about that pissed in the urinal.

1096
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,480
Yes.

1097
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,160
I was talking to them too, because they had gotten there around the same time.

1098
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,160
Yeah.

1099
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,160
Yeah.

1100
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,160
Yeah.

1101
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,160
That's right.

1102
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,160
Yeah.

1103
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
So yeah, she pulled you out.

1104
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,720
So there's just me and then those two and then yeah.

1105
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,620
So I'm just trying to remember all the details.

1106
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:32,960
So we had some of the, um, uh, the whipped cream vodka, like the no vodka, whipped

1107
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,800
cream, vodka infused whipped cream.

1108
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,760
If you say it the wrong way, it's completely wrong product.

1109
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,240
So I picked the bottle up and I was like, Hey, you know what I like to do with this?

1110
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,240
And she was like, what?

1111
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,400
I'm like, put it on nipples.

1112
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:54,880
So she, she dropped her top like a convertible and, um, I put some on both nipples and then

1113
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,280
I called, um, our friend over.

1114
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,440
I'm like, I'll get one nipple.

1115
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,440
You get the other one.

1116
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,640
And she came running around the corner and we both, um, enjoyed the whipped cream.

1117
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,560
We both enjoyed the whipped cream.

1118
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,560
Yeah.

1119
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,960
And then I put the whipped cream bottle down and I was like, Hey, okay, cool.

1120
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:20,600
And then she, we're going to call them the salacious couple because they were, she goes,

1121
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,320
you know what I like to put whipped cream on.

1122
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,600
I'm like, I have no idea.

1123
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:29,040
Could you possibly be talking about, she goes, uh, dicks.

1124
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,800
I was like, okay, Doki.

1125
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,640
She's like, can I, I'm like, and I warned her.

1126
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,280
I'm like, I'm not ready.

1127
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,400
Like I have no chub.

1128
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,320
I'm like, I'm not, I'm not ready for it.

1129
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,440
I'm like, you're going to, you're going to get some soft penis to start.

1130
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,880
Just so you know.

1131
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:49,160
She goes, I have no problem with that and it won't last long.

1132
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,320
I was like, Oh, ready.

1133
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,440
So I dropped her out and then sure enough, put it right on and then she jumped down there

1134
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,520
and, uh, um, yeah, it didn't last long.

1135
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,920
Um, meaning your, your soft penis didn't last long.

1136
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:10,320
She went down there and she handled business and, uh, she was going, going at it for probably

1137
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:15,360
about 20 seconds and her husband actually kind of went down and was fingering her from

1138
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,760
behind.

1139
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,200
She was crouched down like a catcher.

1140
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,160
Imagine like a picture and a picture floors and there are tile, tile.

1141
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,560
So they are not BJ friendly.

1142
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,520
So she was crouched down like, we need mats.

1143
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,960
I have like at the gym home depot cells.

1144
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,640
Actually in my truck, I have a few home depot cells, like oral mats, I guess.

1145
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,800
So I'm going to bring them to the next podcast party.

1146
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:46,520
But anyways, so the husband, uh, starts fingering her from the back while she's giving me head

1147
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:51,000
and my, my feet are basically just below.

1148
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:59,160
All of a sudden she goes, she's like, just squirts all over my feet.

1149
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160
And she's like, I'm sorry.

1150
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,720
I'm like, no, no, no, it's completely fine.

1151
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,840
Like not a problem, not a care there.

1152
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,800
And then it was a slippery one right though.

1153
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,120
I had to be sure I was good.

1154
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:16,880
And then, um, he, if I recall correctly, he left and then he left the room.

1155
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,760
So it was just me and her.

1156
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:24,120
And then she, she was sucking my, I was hard at this point.

1157
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,720
And you said it only to, yeah, it didn't, it didn't take long.

1158
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,120
I mean, someone squirts on my foot.

1159
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,120
I'm like, oh, here we are.

1160
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:37,080
And then, um, all of a sudden with no help from me, because I'm standing up and then

1161
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,480
he's gone.

1162
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,000
She has another orgasm.

1163
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,320
And I'm like, what's going on?

1164
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:53,080
And then she, she tells me at that point that she can come from other people's energy.

1165
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:58,360
So she's like, if I can tell you're having a good time, I can have an orgasm without

1166
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,360
touch.

1167
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,840
It's like that tantric.

1168
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,000
It's like very tantric-y.

1169
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,120
I'm like, oh, well, clearly you were right.

1170
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,520
So I'm having a great time.

1171
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:13,000
And then, um, I think, shortly thereafter, she finished and she stood up and she was

1172
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,120
like, she was like, uh, am I going to be in trouble?

1173
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,600
I'm like, what do you mean?

1174
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,640
She's like, she's like your wife, is she okay with this?

1175
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,120
And like, you were out there.

1176
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,280
I'm like, yeah, she's fine.

1177
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,440
I'm like, I yelled to you.

1178
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,920
I'm like, Hey, you're good.

1179
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,560
You're like, I'm good.

1180
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,720
She's like, okay, how's, I was just a little scared that, you know, like, you know, she

1181
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:37,480
didn't ask you and there wasn't like that full circle.

1182
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,480
Yeah.

1183
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:44,360
But I feel like for us, if you say it's okay, you know that I will be okay with it.

1184
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,360
Yeah.

1185
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,360
We have a level of understanding.

1186
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,360
Yeah.

1187
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:53,480
And the same thing for me, like if I say something's okay, then I'm, the understanding is that

1188
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,400
you've already signed off on it.

1189
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,400
Yeah.

1190
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:05,960
Like our dynamic is, um, when it comes to like soft play, pretty much as long as we're,

1191
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:12,160
you know, kind of in a public area and we're not like in a private room with the door shut.

1192
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,040
It's kind of like, it's all good.

1193
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,640
For the most part, it's just kind of all good.

1194
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,600
You can play it by ear, but for the most part, you know, it's, it's nothing new.

1195
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,600
Right.

1196
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,280
Um, so yeah, I was like, I went into it knowing full well that it was fine.

1197
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,280
Right.

1198
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,280
And then she just, obviously she doesn't know our dynamic, which is, I do appreciate the

1199
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,600
concern of her saying like, Oh, shit.

1200
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,600
A little late though.

1201
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,880
I mean, at that point it's a little late, but I mean,

1202
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,120
you have come twice and once on his feet.

1203
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:43,800
So I mean, it's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.

1204
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:50,280
So um, so yeah, that was, uh, that was a very interesting, uh, uh, plot twist.

1205
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,600
I was not expecting that night.

1206
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:58,120
No, I mean, I was expecting something like that, but not to like have like a podcast

1207
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,880
listener come in and then like just straight energy.

1208
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,880
They had good energy.

1209
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,880
They were fine.

1210
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:08,200
And she, otherwise I wouldn't have like gone with it cause, but I was like, yeah, this,

1211
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,200
these are fun couple.

1212
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,200
Yeah.

1213
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,120
And then, uh, she shared her pineapple vodka.

1214
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,360
We made some good drinks with that a little bit after the blow job.

1215
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,360
Oh really?

1216
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,360
Yeah.

1217
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,360
Yeah.

1218
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,400
She brought like a, um, uh, I can't remember the Russian brand, but it was like ice cold.

1219
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,400
Oh yeah.

1220
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,400
And we were doing like some variation.

1221
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,400
You definitely talked to them more than I did.

1222
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:30,120
Cause yeah, like I said, they got there like right at the same time as, um, some other

1223
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,120
friends got there.

1224
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,760
And so we kind of, we had to split off a little bit.

1225
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:38,680
I got pulled a bit for the other friends, especially when the one girl came in to do

1226
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:44,800
the whole, um, uh, licking the nipples.

1227
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,800
It kind of left her husband just out there.

1228
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:51,160
So I'm, and I were just kind of standing there like just chatting cause I'm like, okay.

1229
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:56,040
So, I mean, I watched part of it, but, um, yeah.

1230
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:01,360
And then that was, I was going into the night and then was there anything else you remember

1231
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,960
besides the very end?

1232
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:13,200
I feel like, um, besides the very end, well, besides your, your, uh, lick down.

1233
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,720
Oh, that wasn't at the very end.

1234
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:17,280
That was actually, I think before that whole thing happened with you.

1235
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,280
No.

1236
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,280
Yeah.

1237
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,280
It was, it was not.

1238
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,280
Yes.

1239
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,280
It was because it was when before our friends left.

1240
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,280
Really?

1241
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,280
A thousand percent.

1242
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,840
It was actually almost a little bit daylight.

1243
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,840
It was just getting dusk.

1244
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:33,720
In my head, I had that as the, the last part cause then we went to the jacuzzi.

1245
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,240
No.

1246
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,560
I think you're incorrect, but I'll go with you on this.

1247
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:44,360
I am definitely correct because then I saw, um, Sammy and her husband fucking at the same

1248
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,040
time I was kind of keeping an eye on what you were doing, not keeping an eye, but like

1249
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,960
just seeing what you were doing in the room.

1250
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,200
Like, and then our, the friends got there.

1251
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,000
It was basically a desk because what actually happened was I was chatting.

1252
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,040
It was still daylight, but it was getting dark.

1253
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:11,760
I was chatting with, um, Roberto, um, and then, um, Cole and we were all chatting and

1254
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,760
then they said, and then I think Sammy was there too.

1255
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:21,560
And then they were like, oh, we should have a contest of, um, if you can guess who's eating

1256
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,000
you out to me.

1257
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,120
And I was like, oh yeah, let's do that.

1258
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,560
I should probably pee first and then let's do that.

1259
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:35,200
And so then I went to the bathroom and then I came back and then, but then I guess, um,

1260
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:40,440
Roberto and some other friends that he brought, um, and Katerina and them, they had like a

1261
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,040
scheduled Uber or something.

1262
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:49,520
So then they were basically leaving and I was like, what happened to this whole plan?

1263
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:55,520
And then, um, I think Sam, Sammy and Cole were going to go with them, but then Sammy

1264
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,160
was like, well, I'll still do it.

1265
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,160
Like I'm still here.

1266
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,420
And I was like, okay, let's have fun.

1267
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:04,880
But then everybody else was wrapping up around, but it was basically, it was still essentially

1268
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:09,640
like a, but team dusk and like at dusk, basically when that was happening.

1269
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:15,120
And then my time is different with yours, but and then they all, yeah.

1270
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,720
Then they all, so then Sammy went down on me.

1271
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,720
What?

1272
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,720
Yeah.

1273
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,720
In their cabana.

1274
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,720
What?

1275
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,720
Yep.

1276
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,720
She went down on me and then they'll hear later.

1277
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,720
She went down on somebody else.

1278
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,720
How dare you?

1279
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,720
So that was fun.

1280
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:39,280
And then while she was going down on you, I was just kind of tickling her vagina.

1281
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Were you?

1282
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,280
On the back.

1283
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,280
Yeah.

1284
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,280
I didn't want to interrupt.

1285
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280
Yeah.

1286
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,280
Exactly.

1287
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:51,960
I was just there and I was just kind of like, I was going to go down her from the back,

1288
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,200
but two things.

1289
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,480
A she was scooted forward on the bed a little bit too much.

1290
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,480
Yeah.

1291
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:02,160
And then mainly I was just thinking, I'm like, I don't want this to be anything but what

1292
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,160
it is.

1293
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,160
Right.

1294
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,640
So I just kind of tickled a little bit from the back.

1295
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,520
Like I didn't want to interrupt it.

1296
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,520
I didn't want to throw off the game.

1297
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:14,720
I was just like, yeah.

1298
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,880
So anyway, so yeah.

1299
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,800
So then that and then, but then I thought Cole and Sammy actually left, which is why

1300
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,080
I know the timeline because I thought they left because I thought they were actually

1301
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,720
getting Ubers with Roberto and Katerina.

1302
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,440
But then later I seen them in the cabana f*****g.

1303
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,040
So I was like, oh, they didn't actually leave.

1304
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,040
They missed Uber.

1305
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,680
But in the same kind of timeline is when that couple came and then when the other friends

1306
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,680
came.

1307
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,280
So for sure my timeline is right.

1308
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,480
And then after that, we went into the jacuzzi.

1309
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:58,000
But the last couple hours, I was just drained because we didn't have food.

1310
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Yeah.

1311
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,240
Because we only won protein bar each.

1312
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,880
I wasn't like hammered like that.

1313
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,880
I was just exhausted.

1314
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,880
Yeah.

1315
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:09,880
It was a long day.

1316
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,120
It was a lot of heat.

1317
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,120
A lot of heat.

1318
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,120
A lot of drinking.

1319
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,120
Yeah.

1320
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,720
At the end of the night, we ended up, so we were in the jacuzzi, but then we ended up

1321
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,280
getting back into the pool.

1322
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,160
At least I did.

1323
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,680
I thought you were there.

1324
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,200
I remember being on the side of the pool for a long time.

1325
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,200
Okay.

1326
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,800
So maybe you were just talking outside of the pool.

1327
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,360
I was talking to a couple and I honestly can't remember which couple I was talking to, to

1328
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,360
be honest with you.

1329
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,360
That's so bad.

1330
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,840
At that point, we were just, we were on autopilot.

1331
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:37,840
Yeah.

1332
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:43,600
So we, like you and I, we'd like to, we don't, we like to be the last one.

1333
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,880
We're like the last one in, first one in, last one out.

1334
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,880
We're like the Marines.

1335
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,440
The Marines are swinging.

1336
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,160
You got to kick us out.

1337
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:56,360
So it's very rare that we're like trying to leave like early.

1338
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,360
Yeah.

1339
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:03,360
But we were, but then we, then it was just like at one point, then we got out, I got

1340
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,480
out of the pool.

1341
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,480
You must not have been in the pool.

1342
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,200
Must have just been me in the pool with a couple.

1343
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,320
And then I was just like, we got to go.

1344
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,760
Like we were like, we got to go.

1345
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,760
We got to go eat.

1346
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,880
I mean, by this time it was like 1230.

1347
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:15,880
Yeah.

1348
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,040
And we still had to pack up all of our stuff.

1349
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,320
Pack up our stuff and then.

1350
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,640
So then you sat in the lawn chair and watched me pack up all the stuff.

1351
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,640
That's cool.

1352
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,160
At least it was a lot cooler.

1353
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,160
Yeah.

1354
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,160
It's great.

1355
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,560
And then I did talk to that couple a little bit, the one source she gave you a head, but

1356
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,000
and she was like, we're going to go fuck if you guys want to join us.

1357
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,400
I was like, I have zero energy.

1358
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,040
And then she told me, at least you found your voice because I, I guess in a podcast, I must

1359
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,280
have said it's hard for me to say no, which it is.

1360
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,280
Yeah.

1361
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,280
Yeah.

1362
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,280
But it's come up a couple of times.

1363
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,280
Yeah.

1364
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,880
Like I said, which it is just like, well, at least you found your voice.

1365
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:56,760
I was just like, at that point I'm like, I don't have, there's nothing I can say, but

1366
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,760
I'm exhausted.

1367
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,760
Like it's not even about him.

1368
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,760
He hadn't.

1369
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:04,160
At that point it's just like, I have zero energy for anything.

1370
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:09,320
And then we door dashed Taco Bell on her way home, so it would be here when we got here.

1371
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,320
Yeah.

1372
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,320
We got a shit ton of Taco Bell.

1373
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,320
And then you didn't even eat it.

1374
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,200
We actually neither of us ate everything we ordered.

1375
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,880
No, I ordered way much, but I still had.

1376
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,040
So we had a really good time.

1377
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,080
Be a Vita thumbs up.

1378
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:33,000
Like I said, the only, only things that were not my favorite are strictly a personal preference.

1379
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Yeah.

1380
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,600
But I understand, you know, my personal preference is not everybody's.

1381
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:44,200
So of all the things that are like, I can say as far as safety, cleanliness, they were

1382
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
all great.

1383
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
We enjoyed it a lot.

1384
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:52,600
And like I said, we were going back on August 10th to the DTF glow party.

1385
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,440
So they're going to have a bunch of black lights set up.

1386
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,680
So if you guys want to go there, you can look it up.

1387
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,120
It starts in the day, right?

1388
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,120
It's of 1230 to 1230.

1389
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,200
Just saying that it'll be not really glow during the day.

1390
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:07,320
It's going to be pool party all night, but once it gets dark, then the black lights come

1391
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,320
out.

1392
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,440
Yeah, sounds funny.

1393
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,320
And it's going to be, yeah, it's going to be a whole glow party.

1394
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:19,040
So you can find that if you just search on Cassidy, if you search be a Vita, you can

1395
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,200
find the link there.

1396
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:24,280
If you search up the DTF community, they got links in there.

1397
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:28,240
And you can also add yourself to our Cassidy community.

1398
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,160
Just search up the sweet side of life.

1399
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,160
You can add us there.

1400
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:36,400
There's another podcast that's promoting it too, right?

1401
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,440
Front porch swingers are actually going to be hanging out there as well.

1402
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,240
They're not doing, from what I understand, they're not doing their podcast, but they

1403
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:50,080
are friends and partners with the owners and they do hot wife events up at Club Joy, which

1404
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,480
is in LA.

1405
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:56,960
They partner there and they partner some, like there's another company from Arizona.

1406
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,280
So it's going to be a fairly large event.

1407
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,480
So check that out.

1408
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:12,440
And August 3rd, this Saturday, we are going to be doing our second visit to see mountain

1409
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,040
in and Palm Springs.

1410
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:19,480
If you guys are original listeners, you may have heard our first time there, which is

1411
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,840
one of our first like resort ever things.

1412
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,160
And we were like scared little children.

1413
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,160
Scared.

1414
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,400
We did not know what to do.

1415
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,600
You told me, what did you tell me?

1416
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:35,040
You said the first time we went, I brought my new wife or something like that.

1417
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,200
And then this now I'm going to bring my slut.

1418
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,200
Yeah.

1419
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,200
The first time I took my wife, second time I'm taking my slut.

1420
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:46,680
Cause like the first time, you know, you had a, you had a robe pulled up to your chin and

1421
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,960
we were sitting there and you were silent.

1422
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,800
When you're uncomfortable, you get silent.

1423
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,800
When I'm uncomfortable, I make jokes.

1424
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,440
So you're making terrible jokes.

1425
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:59,520
I'm making dumb jokes as you're not laughing with the towel pulled up to your freaking

1426
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,360
nose and you know, no, don't look at me.

1427
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,440
You weren't saying that, but that's what your body language was saying.

1428
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:10,960
But now we go to pool parties and you're like, why aren't you looking at me with your tits

1429
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,960
out?

1430
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,360
So I'm thinking it's going to be.

1431
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,120
Well, apparently, because if I don't do that, people think there's something wrong with

1432
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,120
me.

1433
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,120
Exactly.

1434
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,120
Like I'm dying or something.

1435
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:24,240
So I'm thinking this weekend is going to be slightly different result.

1436
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:28,160
And it's their Halloween, it's their summer, or something.

1437
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,160
Summer.

1438
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,680
We didn't know we were, we didn't know we were rolling into a big event.

1439
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,680
So we'll see.

1440
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,680
Yeah.

1441
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,680
It's their summer Halloween.

1442
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,400
And I was trying to figure out what to do.

1443
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,920
And I was like, we haven't, we've been talking about doing SMI again on our podcast.

1444
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,920
We haven't done it.

1445
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,560
I'm like, we have a free weekend.

1446
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,560
Let's go.

1447
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,400
Let's do that.

1448
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:54,200
So we got the all day pass there and we're going to go there first thing in the morning.

1449
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,080
Let's stay as long as we're having fun.

1450
01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:01,640
And then once the fun stops, we have some other bars, our favorite bars and whatnot

1451
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,800
and Palm Springs will hit if we, if we need to.

1452
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,480
So we have a big weekend planned.

1453
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,480
Is there anything else we need to touch base on before we close this sucker out?

1454
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,760
No, because we're not closing it out.

1455
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:18,240
They're just about to get some wild party vibes.

1456
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,240
Wow.

1457
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,280
This is a long ass episode.

1458
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,280
What is this?

1459
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:23,280
What did it?

1460
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,360
It's a 7 right now.

1461
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,480
With just us.

1462
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:26,680
Just us.

1463
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,760
So anyways, I think that's it baby.

1464
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,760
All right.

1465
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:35,280
Well, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in

1466
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,720
unicorns and keep shaking it up.

1467
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,720
I love you.

1468
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,720
I love you baby.

1469
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,720
Love you.

1470
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,720
Bye.

1471
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,720
Bye.

1472
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,720
Bye.

1473
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:45,720
Bye.

1474
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,720
Bye.

1475
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720
Bye.

1476
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,720
Bye.

1477
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,720
Bye.

1478
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,720
Bye.

1479
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,720
Bye.

1480
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:52,720
Bye.

1481
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,720
Bye.

1482
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:00,200
Hello.

1483
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,560
So we have, we're here.

1484
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,860
We're here.

1485
01:08:04,860 --> 01:08:08,300
We are here at Bea Vida.

1486
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:10,700
At their pool party.

1487
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,700
In July.

1488
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,700
July.

1489
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,320
Is that what you do Mr. Sweet, you just ask…

1490
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:21,060
He's my Hive Guy.

1491
01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:22,460
He's my Hive Guy!

1492
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:31,900
So our first our first

1493
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:41,540
Couple our first podcast of our first couple of this party we have mr. Zac Efron

1494
01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:44,540
and Brittany bitch

1495
01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:49,380
It's Brittany bitch. It's Brittany bitch and she's got her ass

1496
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:55,820
All right, you know she is all of a sudden she has spread eagle on our bed. This is true

1497
01:08:56,620 --> 01:09:00,500
It's okay if she plays giant on our bed, and I'm like that's a best-case scenario

1498
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:03,580
Well, I asked for the penis and they said no

1499
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:10,300
I'm kneeling on the side of the bed at this point, but I'm totally fine with that. I'm good. I'm solid

1500
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:14,580
No, I'm solid with this like

1501
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:16,580
Decision here

1502
01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:19,860
I'll be in the corner here

1503
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:34,300
So anyway, we have our friends here who we met

1504
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,300
I

1505
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:38,300
Don't know how long it's like

1506
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:41,620
It had to be the one of the first

1507
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:48,180
Yeah, it had to be one of the it had to be one of the first like times we met you guys like like within the lifestyle like within months

1508
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:53,860
Like we had one and only day we've ever been on this is true. We've never absolutely

1509
01:09:54,580 --> 01:10:00,660
Other way hang on hang on hang on I'll be honest though other than the dive bar that I seriously thought I was gonna get stabbed in the

1510
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:02,100
liver like

1511
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:04,100
other than that like

1512
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,700
Yeah, that was super scary like I was like

1513
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:16,500
It was fantastic up until I was like oh shoot I'm karaoke and my shoes stick to the floor and yes, that was it

1514
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,900
I walked I walked out of there. Yes

1515
01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:23,380
First and only let's just say I mean, you know

1516
01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:27,420
Well, I was like get her more shots. Yeah, like

1517
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:36,620
No, you guys were actually you guys were kind of one of our first I don't want to say our first dates

1518
01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:40,100
But like very few like we don't yeah, we don't date

1519
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:44,060
And we typically made out of events

1520
01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:48,940
But yeah, every now and then we'll go out and do like a date and you were guys were probably one of four

1521
01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:54,820
I feel like they were like hey, let's go let's go hang out and like meet these people and hang out so

1522
01:10:55,540 --> 01:11:00,660
We met you guys at the less party. That's what I remember. Yes. Yeah with last party and then honestly like

1523
01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:07,180
We had never been out in the area that we've been and so you guys like hey, we're solid. We know this area

1524
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,500
Yeah, we know that in and out. Oh my

1525
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,060
fantastic time

1526
01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:18,460
We should do it we had never been big drinkers and I appreciate that because you guys right no no

1527
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,220
You guys recognize that

1528
01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:24,100
Like no, no, no, like like no, no, no saying people begging for shots. Just another

1529
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,700
Guys make good shots

1530
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:29,740
Yeah, see right like you guys make good shots

1531
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,020
Your name you could remove your hat maybe

1532
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:43,780
But like no, I mean it was our first experience in that realm and

1533
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:51,140
It was really cool to see you guys really come. I mean it really respectful and we really appreciated that like it made us feel really good

1534
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:54,460
And

1535
01:11:55,340 --> 01:12:00,700
Yeah, no mr. Sweets mr. Sweets you're well beyond that no no

1536
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:05,700
And I kissed you and I touched your butt

1537
01:12:07,060 --> 01:12:09,060
Oh

1538
01:12:09,460 --> 01:12:11,460
I'm touching her

1539
01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:17,940
Without touching yes, I mean

1540
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,380
So this

1541
01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:31,900
I guess that means that it's not she's taking anything up there. I'm just saying I don't remember but okay

1542
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:38,540
No, it was a very I'm like hey can I touch your butt you're like of course and then it was just a quick crest

1543
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,580
Yeah, but it was like like that it's gotten there

1544
01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:53,100
I you know, I'm gonna stop right where I'm they get don't want to get it to ahead of myself

1545
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,100
I totally get it

1546
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:58,220
I see and that's

1547
01:12:58,220 --> 01:13:03,620
Oh, oh you stand up well now you sit up now I'm dick level

1548
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:13,540
Let's just let's just you know, let's just keep talking. Let's live the fantasy

1549
01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:17,720
All right, so so hang on so I'll be one

1550
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:27,480
Yeah, yeah, okay, so we we okay, so our first date and our actually not first person only yeah has been

1551
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,560
But

1552
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:40,040
Like there's so many things different for so many people like so many people say like hey dating is for us

1553
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,040
Yeah, and we want to see it that way

1554
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,200
You know parties are for us

1555
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,200
house parties are for us

1556
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,920
Pool parties are for us

1557
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:55,840
Hotel takeovers yeah all that kind of stuff and honestly like for us

1558
01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:00,640
It's kind of like we have kind of like talked and said like where do we fit in within the life?

1559
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,640
So we're like a multi-day

1560
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:06,960
We have cuz I think cuz I think if you want to put it like one way we're like a slow burn

1561
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,920
So we're we generally are like a multi-day

1562
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:17,120
It like coming to something like this where it's like a one-day one afternoon quick unless unless you know somebody unless you know somebody

1563
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:25,360
Likely that we would play but it hasn't but it has happened before yes, but it's not often

1564
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,320
You know what I actually really really to especially today

1565
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:32,240
I've been around you a bit talking to people

1566
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,360
I'm talking to Brittany right now

1567
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:38,360
Brittany bitch um, but like is your honesty

1568
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:46,520
Literally, I don't have the balls to be as honest as you are like I am such a people pleaser like literally you're like

1569
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:49,880
That's on us. We don't play you say

1570
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:54,520
No, no, no she has the balls that does not have the balls

1571
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:58,600
I know I know you are no you have balls you have balls

1572
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,800
Appreciate that we're talking figuratively not

1573
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:08,000
Literally literally literally I was like well, I got that surgery

1574
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,600
It's on it's on the book. It's on the books right now

1575
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,240
But I honestly don't have the

1576
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:21,000
Colonies to be like oh, yeah, that's not I sir. Oh, yeah that like I you know what though because I'm trying to make this a comfortable

1577
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:27,000
Experience for me it and it and I and that's what it should be. I am such a flirt. I'm a flirt

1578
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,000
I'm a tease, but I'm probably not

1579
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,640
99.9% of the time not gonna put out in the end

1580
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:36,040
Which is what you said to somebody really like if you get I love that

1581
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,680
I'm gonna get a kiss out of me like you scored

1582
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,200
Okay, so it's you already scored because you got a kiss out of me

1583
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:46,560
But like if you get that out of me like you have scored. Yeah, and like I but I love to flirt

1584
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,920
I love you dirty. I love to yeah, I love to rub up you look to be naked

1585
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,000
I like to be naked. Yeah, but I don't want there to be an expectation

1586
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,920
Yeah, and then in the lifestyle if you put yourself out there

1587
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:01,640
There they're for better or for worse there could be there is a bit of an open door

1588
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:07,440
Yeah, and I'm trying to walk the line of being me being the dirty whore

1589
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:12,720
Flirt that you are put out. Yeah that I am the tease the tease that I am

1590
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:18,880
But you're not let people down or piss people off right and honestly I

1591
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,480
Like I said, this was no joke. I was listening to and I was like this bitch

1592
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:27,240
She is literally just putting it out there like it is and I don't have the balls to do that

1593
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,720
I will flirt and tease and then I'll just let people down

1594
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,040
Her all the time she writes shitload of check

1595
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:52,000
I don't I don't cash any of them. I'm the worst. It's very few checks. I cashed time we were here I

1596
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,600
I

1597
01:16:53,600 --> 01:17:01,000
At least one man told me that I am very hard to read and that it makes it difficult for them

1598
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:09,040
And it's not it's not that it's not my intention, but I don't know how to be me right without letting people down

1599
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:13,720
So so that's my even if it's difficult for someone else. It doesn't matter. Yeah exactly

1600
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:19,040
Just being really straightforward. Hey, this is what you're gonna get and honestly

1601
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:24,160
I literally was sitting here and I'm like I fucking love her like oh my god. I want to be her

1602
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,640
I want to be I have a girl in the lifestyle like friends of ours

1603
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:33,440
I call it we like I'm I am the good elf to her bad elf

1604
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:41,080
And I want to be her because if you think I'm outspoken she's like a hundred percent more than me really and I

1605
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,000
I hope I go out to be bad out mr.

1606
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,220
Sweets always tells me I need to find my voice because it's hard for me and sometimes I do

1607
01:17:48,220 --> 01:17:50,020
but

1608
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:56,700
Most of time I don't and I'll just be quiet if I say nothing sometimes it's that's what says something because I won't

1609
01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:59,940
Speak I'll just be like quiet. I'm just like

1610
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:03,580
Not gonna say anything because I don't have anything good to say

1611
01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:10,660
Yeah, which is why no, that's not why I need you Brittany bitch

1612
01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:12,660
That's not why I named you Brittany bitch

1613
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:17,100
But it was just like because Brittany and Zach Efron makes it to do

1614
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,520
Oh, they do you guys do

1615
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:22,660
Well, he might not be

1616
01:18:24,380 --> 01:18:26,380
Yeah, he got really weird

1617
01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:38,220
Yeah, he looked weird

1618
01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:44,300
You know who actually looked weirder in the new movie to me and we like googled how old she was was Nicole Kidman

1619
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:50,100
She looked a bit alien like her eyes are really close together her nose

1620
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:54,620
I was like, why would she fucking do her nose? She had the cutest nose

1621
01:18:55,860 --> 01:19:02,980
There's a there's a thing of like aging gracefully and then saying I don't want to age and I'm gonna look hideous

1622
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:04,980
Yeah

1623
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:18,260
No, baby your nose is perfect. I might do my lower lip your lower lip

1624
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,820
Maybe my ear lobe

1625
01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:34,580
Your low by my right toe need some attention. I mean that I would do I would be like my jawline

1626
01:19:34,580 --> 01:19:37,220
That would be that would be where I would go. I

1627
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,820
Don't want to get into with you guys and your guys

1628
01:19:41,260 --> 01:19:45,300
You know, okay, so so so for us like you guys are like

1629
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:52,020
You know what low but probably the hottest couple out here. I disagree that being said, I agree. Thank you. Yeah

1630
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:56,860
No, no, no, no, so like okay, so like

1631
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,460
for us it was a

1632
01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:02,300
Like this

1633
01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:08,020
He's here for it. We're doing it. Zack is here. We're talking like no, no, no

1634
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:15,620
Go go go like no like but I feel like with each

1635
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:18,300
Everybody looks for something different, right?

1636
01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:23,420
Well, we both okay, so apparently it's not as different as I thought it was

1637
01:20:27,540 --> 01:20:29,860
So besides those two things

1638
01:20:29,860 --> 01:20:32,220
I promise it's too big for many assholes

1639
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:40,540
He started a point struggles struggles of a big day which I don't have so

1640
01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:47,420
But no like but just I feel like when you come to the lifestyle, there's something for something for everybody

1641
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:52,740
Oh, yeah, and it's like so many people think oh, it's it's I'm I'm only here to

1642
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:58,260
Everybody has to go bang, right? Like it's like I come here within 10 minutes

1643
01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:04,500
I gotta find someone like there's people who just come here just to have a good time and drink and just see some people make it

1644
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:08,780
They like to be naked, but that's it. Yeah, and I feel like that's kind of like

1645
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:16,300
People have a hard time with it when they come here is they think they have to do more right and I feel like that's the

1646
01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:22,900
Biggest we feel a little bit of pressure sometimes our friends fuck a lot more than we do and they're like you guys never play and we're like

1647
01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:28,560
It's not that we never play we just for us. It has to be a vibe and it has to be fluid

1648
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:34,100
And it has to just happen like we're not gonna be like come to come to like we're not gonna be like

1649
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:41,500
Organic can you make weird sex jokes about organic mr. Sweet? Yeah, exactly

1650
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:48,980
We're not like we're not the people who are gonna be like

1651
01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:54,140
Like like call like call you out and be like let's go fuck like that's not us

1652
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:59,080
So I will but I thousand percent all suck your dick on the side of the pool like 100

1653
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,320
So so that was something that we going into this work

1654
01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:05,380
The idea that

1655
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:09,820
You know each person is gonna be completely different in what they're looking for

1656
01:22:09,820 --> 01:22:14,660
Yeah, there's some people that we call them and and we found out like when we went to like it was weird

1657
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:19,660
We went to a place in Las Vegas and they had some like classes and

1658
01:22:20,380 --> 01:22:28,460
This person was talking about where do you meet individuals at like so like very typical of you know, let's say animal kingdom

1659
01:22:28,460 --> 01:22:31,300
So watering holes, so that's where you would you go?

1660
01:22:32,660 --> 01:22:34,660
So

1661
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:42,280
I don't think there's that many swingers at Disneyland, but I could be wrong because I've never been there

1662
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,940
Okay, like I said, I could be wrong and I was wrong

1663
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:53,800
I'm not gonna lie if you have they're dressed up as busy if they're dressed up as Mickey I'm done

1664
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,960
Interested we know a couple

1665
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:03,340
If they're about the Disney if they're like I think I think it's a furby thing. I'm done. I'm done

1666
01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:12,380
If it's a furby thing, I'm not a furby thing but the idea is it's just kind of like like the idea that where you meet that like

1667
01:23:12,660 --> 01:23:16,340
You go to like certain areas certain people certain things

1668
01:23:16,340 --> 01:23:20,340
And so you don't have to think just because I go to this pool party

1669
01:23:20,340 --> 01:23:25,580
I have to participate in whatever you have to feel comfortable and I feel like that's a big misconception

1670
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:28,740
That's so many people and we we had that big misconception

1671
01:23:28,740 --> 01:23:34,260
Yeah, is you have to be the certain way and you're you don't have to be I think the problem not the problem

1672
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:39,740
I'm gonna say problem. I think with you guys is that you guys you guys are a really good-looking couple and

1673
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,220
I think just agree, but okay

1674
01:23:43,180 --> 01:23:45,180
Okay

1675
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:47,540
You can't say you can use that word

1676
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:50,460
for nothing

1677
01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:55,740
Cute but there's knowing it and then knowing it

1678
01:23:55,940 --> 01:24:02,940
So I think there's people who can just come to this shit and like just ride right because they're just normal-looking and nobody's trying to get

1679
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:08,300
Normal looking okay. I'm a normal person. That's a perfect way put you are normal, but you are normal normal

1680
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:13,820
I'm a five like a solid five within that. So just keep can we just just move it on just move it on

1681
01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:20,980
No, no, no, we're moving on we're moving on we said a five schedule or still one to five. No, no, no, we're fine

1682
01:24:23,740 --> 01:24:27,900
We're okay anyway continue on I think I think I would suck your dick

1683
01:24:34,220 --> 01:24:36,780
Just say it like can we get this it is official okay good

1684
01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:40,540
We get into writing yeah, no

1685
01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:48,180
There's a lot of fucking around here, but I think that's a little bit more for you guys is like some people who are like better looking

1686
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:50,860
Get a little bit more pressure. I think well

1687
01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:57,460
I think for me at the risk of sounding conceited like I think I'm cute. I don't think I don't think I'm like God's gift to anything

1688
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,460
But I'm cute and

1689
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:05,780
Thanks, I mean, I think that's the general consensus, but I think for men that's and you're younger too

1690
01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:08,940
You guys are not sure that that's hard to attain

1691
01:25:08,940 --> 01:25:11,420
It's younger in the lifestyle

1692
01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:17,260
I mean, okay, so so we've been we've been like

1693
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:27,380
Yeah, exactly no exactly that's what I get passed for 30 all the time so we yeah, so we went to like Illuminati

1694
01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:31,740
That's fine. No, you're good. Okay. Didn't want to call him out

1695
01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:36,740
But no you're but like which is you know fine, but it was a very like

1696
01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:43,520
The way the best I can think is like people who are in like younger are very immature and have a very clicky attitude

1697
01:25:43,860 --> 01:25:52,420
We never been we were early 30s. We were relying on you guys early 30s early 30s and like the but but everybody that yeah

1698
01:25:52,420 --> 01:25:54,940
late 20s early 30s and everybody kind of clicked off and

1699
01:25:54,940 --> 01:26:01,220
And I feel like we should go there. Oh

1700
01:26:02,140 --> 01:26:04,140
There might be a need for that

1701
01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:11,020
25 or something like and he was cute

1702
01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:14,220
He had a good body and I was just talking to him

1703
01:26:14,220 --> 01:26:18,260
And I said something and he took it as like an invitation like oh

1704
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:21,420
I would be willing to play with you and I was more just having a conversation

1705
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:25,140
Yeah, and but I wasn't I was like, okay. Well, thank you. That's a compliment, you know

1706
01:26:25,140 --> 01:26:29,820
But I was like, but I think I could probably be your mom like it's just a whole

1707
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:37,020
Like do I think we could have fun and do I think like we could be trying to marry them

1708
01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:43,500
We could be on equal playing field ground. Absolutely, but do I feel a little weird cuz you're a little young?

1709
01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:53,500
Oh, yeah, like I might be molesting it. That's her problem. Not mine. Oh, okay. Zack everyone's like I would love her at 25 years old.

1710
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:55,500
So, yes, Zack is...

1711
01:26:56,820 --> 01:27:04,460
Well, that's true and the girl that that guy was with was like a CrossFit queen with a booty that you could freaking bounce a quarter off of

1712
01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:07,260
And yeah, he would have been all over that

1713
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:13,460
Except we do need to go to the Illuminati parties apparently we need to go to CrossFit

1714
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:21,500
But they move quickly they move it was a one evening thing so it was like four hours and if in four hours

1715
01:27:21,620 --> 01:27:27,120
You like you get the tour and then you take your clothes off and then you play and I'm like

1716
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:32,400
Yeah, I'm gonna give you guys a little

1717
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:39,280
The saying that we coined we coined not too long ago. Okay. This actually fits you guys perfectly

1718
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:42,240
So we are here for the hang more than the bang

1719
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:48,880
That's the saying that's how we are. This is true. That's exactly how you guys are. We are more about hanging out having a good time

1720
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:53,880
If it happens that happens you're not there. If I suck a dick, I suck a dick. If I suck a dick

1721
01:27:53,880 --> 01:28:01,160
She sucks a dick. Here's the deal. No, you know what you have to play the lottery to win the lottery

1722
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:06,440
And as often as we play it's kind of like winning the lottery, right?

1723
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:11,240
You got to find the people that like the Sun the moon the stars and every other planet aligns

1724
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,360
It's like winning the fucking lottery, but if you don't play

1725
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:19,320
It doesn't win. Yes. Yes. Yours was better. Yours rhymed

1726
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:24,080
But so you know poet and he doesn't know it

1727
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,840
So I come here I put my tits out there

1728
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,160
Sometimes sometimes it depends on it

1729
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:40,800
It depends on the level of the male nudity if the if the men are willing to whip it out

1730
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:45,040
I'm willing to take the bottoms off if they're not well fuck you

1731
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:51,440
I'm actually a ton of males. No, honestly, this was out of respect for one man who I had a really funny conversation

1732
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:58,240
Yeah, so I was like fine fine. You got it out. Are you like nude? You're normally not nude. Yeah

1733
01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:01,560
He does it a lot less Britney's nude. He does it a lot less

1734
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:05,680
Yeah

1735
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:10,320
Yeah, but but when it's everybody everybody's on the same plane. Yeah

1736
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,320
Yeah

1737
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:17,800
Yeah, I get mad if I'm gonna show all my goods

1738
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:22,820
Yeah, I want to see yours and it's not because I care what your dick looks like because I'm not goodie

1739
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,720
Do not care

1740
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:28,480
Promise, but if I'm gonna be vulnerable. I want someone else

1741
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:36,240
All I do all it is is I want my tits out all the time I would live with my tits out

1742
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:40,320
You know what you do always have your tits out. I do always always and you have

1743
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:49,080
You have amazing you have amazing tits. Thank you. I haven't heard complaints. So wait are yours natural

1744
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:54,280
We've had this conversation. Are they I don't know no, but they look it. They do they do

1745
01:29:54,280 --> 01:30:01,920
They're a doctor assisted natural they're a doctor. No, he added a little bit, but you came with the majority

1746
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:08,440
We kept the nipples we kept everything. Yeah formation just expanded we expanded there you go

1747
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,040
We gain some weight just in my tips

1748
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:14,440
See so when you step on the scale, you're like

1749
01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:18,840
It's actually mostly my boobs

1750
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:23,260
That's the only way I can gain boobs is if I gain weight

1751
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,160
I know mr. Sweets and I stay in page

1752
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:35,400
We gotta eat some peanut butter M&M so that we can grow our tits

1753
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,560
And this one over here is a calf run just goes to the gym

1754
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:46,200
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's the right way to do it. That's the right way to do it. That's the right way to do it

1755
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:51,900
What's your what's your bench solid like

1756
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,920
I've been I've been known to do a hundred a few reps

1757
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,840
Get back in the gym

1758
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:08,840
How dare you

1759
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,320
All right guys, this has been an awesome interview

1760
01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:20,200
We learned quite a bit I hope your listeners learned a lot they learned a lot yeah

1761
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:27,720
But what we did learn is I actually took photos through this entire event so there's gonna be all of that online

1762
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:35,080
Thank you very much. Please please yeah, as long as it's on like a website with yeah, like it's it's on the website

1763
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,240
It's gonna be a craigslist

1764
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:43,080
Craigslist like right at my space right at my space. It's too red. It's too red. Let's find out a lot

1765
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:45,160
We need to get this guy an only fans

1766
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:47,720
Maybe her

1767
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:55,720
Oh, no, she has an only fans pictures. Oh

1768
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:05,240
BSP

1769
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:12,280
Friend us you're gonna be really disappointed because all you get is like from no like if you're not our friend

1770
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:20,280
You get the blurry face pictures if you're our friend. Oh really? Yeah, you they still don't get our faces. I don't know how to do that

1771
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,360
Like it's too too complicated

1772
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:25,800
No, I don't know how to do that

1773
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:28,440
Clearly I need to be

1774
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:38,120
You know what that makes sense makes the money while you're at it. You want to thank everybody for their only fans

1775
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:46,840
But anyways, thank you guys so much we're here at our first day at bea vida with our first interview with some old friends and

1776
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,560
Not old not old young young

1777
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:51,880
Young old friends

1778
01:32:51,880 --> 01:33:07,880
Well, thank you guys so much for being our numero uno. Thank you miss sweet. Let's do some shots

1779
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:20,360
I hate this for you. How do you put us in time out already? All right, everybody. Welcome to Say Less with Sammy and miss Emily sweets

1780
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:25,560
I got put in time out. You got put in time out before we even started

1781
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:28,360
What the fuck?

1782
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:34,280
Say less say less say less actually you got fucked. I thought

1783
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:41,240
I did by two I did by two two. I wasn't there for two. Yeah, I did who was the two?

1784
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:43,960
um, we're gonna call him

1785
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:45,960
He liked to call himself the um

1786
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:50,840
Rich mexican. Oh, I was not there for the rich. Yeah, and we're gonna call him

1787
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:57,720
The chocolate thunder. I was there for chocolate thunder. Yeah, I was I had to go to the bathroom

1788
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:00,600
I know you left us and you came back and we were done

1789
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:05,240
I did but you didn't catch the other part. I didn't see it was it was a situation

1790
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:12,120
It's a situation. Yeah, I'm gonna have to hit you back up. Yeah, and know who is

1791
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:15,080
The rich mexican is that what we said?

1792
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:18,520
He said he called himself the rich mexican

1793
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:25,320
And I said what the fuck does that mean? He said the rich mexican. I said the rich mexican

1794
01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:30,280
What does that mean? How rich how rich are you? Can we talk about it?

1795
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:34,760
Can we talk about how rich you are? I mean if you're rich

1796
01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:44,360
Say less in my bank account say less in my bank account if you want to be rich bitch

1797
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:49,880
I got you. I would like to know who this person is me too because I would like rich in my bank account. I would too

1798
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:57,320
I would pay me bitch pay me pay me all the fucking things. I love this for us

1799
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:02,120
Yeah, they called himself. We have kj kj just kidding

1800
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,840
Hi baby

1801
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:13,960
We're doing girl shit. We're doing girl shit. We're discussing sammi's recent uh ronde vues. Yes. Yes and a little while ago in there

1802
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:21,000
Did you have a rendezvous today? Have you had one yet? No, unfortunately. No, we hate that for you

1803
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:25,080
What are we getting here? What are we trying to get for you?

1804
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:28,360
Are you guys?

1805
01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:32,920
I love this for all of us

1806
01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:39,480
No, you don't bitch. I know you don't I am girl friendly. No girl friendly or girl pro. They're not the same

1807
01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:46,040
Here I am am I gonna lick your pussy probably not and if I did it probably wouldn't be the best pussy lickin you've ever had in your life

1808
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:50,520
Facts, okay. Okay. I'm probably terrible at it. I am a very good dick sucker

1809
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,760
pussy licking

1810
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:56,440
Probably subpar subpar and I don't like doing things subpar

1811
01:35:56,760 --> 01:36:04,920
I'm a lesbian for eight years, but I eat great pussy. Whoa. I am fantastic hands down. I'm amazing kj would love to feel this

1812
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,840
I am I am kj kj is like say less sammi

1813
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:16,520
I'm gonna take you know what as soon as we are done girl. I am taking you in there. Here's what we're gonna do

1814
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:19,960
Here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do

1815
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:25,480
Sammy you're gonna eat kj's pussy and I'm gonna make out with kj. Well, okay

1816
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:31,640
Well, I do it doing it and then I'll make out with you and then kj's pretty good at that too. So maybe she can go down

1817
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:34,680
kj? Yeah, yeah, okay

1818
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:40,280
Kj went out on me. You're speaking on volume. So I'm just making sure that we know no kj went down on me

1819
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:42,600
Okay, I love that for you

1820
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,560
Kj never let me

1821
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:52,120
I did let my partner. Yeah, but you've never let me Cole has done it Cole has done that you have not asked

1822
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,520
I didn't know that was an option. I know you're not I know you're not really

1823
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:01,320
You're not truly here for that. So I never want to overstep that you know

1824
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:06,360
He didn't it out who has a green wristband who has a red. I have a red wrist. Yeah, I have a green friend

1825
01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:09,560
I have a green I may change mine out to yellow. I don't know that

1826
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,160
Yellow is for a single male's friend

1827
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:21,400
And we're being good on yeah, you can do it. Do you need a shot to eat my pussy take so here?

1828
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:27,800
No, she doesn't eat your pussy. She she doesn't need a shot to eat anybody's pussy. I will eat your pussy kj's here for all of it

1829
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:34,360
For that kj right that shit's over that far kj's here was like wait. I got you know kj's here for all of it

1830
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,000
Okay, okay, okay, so we have a so

1831
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:43,400
Mr. Mrs. Sweets we have a full bar set up. Well, I don't want to say full because literally it's just a bunch of

1832
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:48,680
I would feel different. I would say yeah, I would say it's just a bunch of different types of vodka

1833
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:52,680
If you're a vodka connoisseur, then you're here for and if you want pre-made margarita mix

1834
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:59,080
This one is good. Are you drinking the vanilla? Yeah, no that one's whipped cream. It's whipped cream. Oh, I haven't done the whipped cream

1835
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:03,320
It's super fun. Oh, is that the whipped cream where you take shots off of nipples? Yeah. Oh, yes

1836
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:05,880
Oh that other people do at other parties

1837
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,680
Okay, so what's the plan?

1838
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:16,920
We're gonna give we're gonna give a full report tomorrow. Yes

1839
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:21,240
No, we have a full report happening later. We're gonna do a full pussy eating report

1840
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,520
I think this is the one. Yeah, this one. No, no, no, no, no

1841
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:28,920
Whip shots I think has higher alcohol content. It does that's why I don't fuck with Malibu

1842
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:31,640
That's why I don't fuck with Malibu. God damn it

1843
01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:35,560
Mr. Sweets, can you open this up for us?

1844
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:38,760
We're doing a sample tasting of some things

1845
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:43,320
The whip shots. Yeah the whip shots because we go

1846
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:49,240
A thousand percent we got titties. We have six titties in the room friend. Say less

1847
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:51,240
Say less say less

1848
01:38:56,520 --> 01:39:00,280
But it's not a video so everyone's gonna have to use their imagination and you're gonna have to use it right

1849
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:06,520
Hold on. Hey, you could look at uh sammy's world. Um, that was your face

1850
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:09,880
You know, I don't love it in my face

1851
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:14,680
He meant to do that. I don't love it in my face. All right. I got I don't love it in my

1852
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:22,680
Oh, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's happening. Okay, go you go

1853
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:25,320
Wait

1854
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:32,680
Get on the mic get on the mic hold on hold on hold on we're mic-ing this shit

1855
01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,480
Okay, wait, wait, don't let it melt

1856
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:40,840
So what do you know this one?

1857
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:43,880
Ah, quick. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh

1858
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:51,400
Mr. Sweet attack. I am not attack the city attack the city

1859
01:39:56,440 --> 01:40:00,440
I just clean up four titties. Why did I just clean four titties and

1860
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:03,320
Mine are already done. Oh

1861
01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:04,680
No, it's not.

1862
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:06,800
Can you do it that way?

1863
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:07,840
I did this one.

1864
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:09,160
And I cleaned this shit up right.

1865
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:10,000
I did four.

1866
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,800
I did four at the same time.

1867
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:13,960
You're in the center.

1868
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:14,960
You're in the middle.

1869
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:16,200
You're in the middle.

1870
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:17,040
I'm always in the middle.

1871
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:17,880
You chose your spot.

1872
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:19,640
I'm always in the middle.

1873
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:20,740
I'm always in the middle, baby.

1874
01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:21,760
You chose your spot.

1875
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:22,880
I'm always in the middle.

1876
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:23,720
You got things moving.

1877
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:25,080
You got things moving.

1878
01:40:25,080 --> 01:40:27,480
Would that be your penis, friend?

1879
01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:29,120
Would that be your penis?

1880
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,400
You know what, say less.

1881
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,080
Say less.

1882
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:34,160
Yeah, say less.

1883
01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:35,600
Jiggle, jiggle.

1884
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,920
With your in and out pants.

1885
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:38,160
Bye.

1886
01:40:38,160 --> 01:40:38,920
Bye.

1887
01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:41,000
We love this for you.

1888
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:44,400
What's your ass crack out, my friend, with your in and out pants?

1889
01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:45,480
OK, moving on.

1890
01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:46,880
Moving on.

1891
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:51,160
I'm watching out here for the things that are happening.

1892
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:53,200
Your tits done.

1893
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:54,120
Oh, you are.

1894
01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:54,760
That's right.

1895
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,520
In what, 13 days.

1896
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,320
I was like, two weeks.

1897
01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:57,920
Yes.

1898
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,240
9, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

1899
01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:01,880
Are you so excited?

1900
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:02,880
I'm so excited.

1901
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:03,560
Are you excited?

1902
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:05,040
But you're going to do.

1903
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:06,600
I am so excited.

1904
01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:07,320
So you're going to do.

1905
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:08,400
I have not liked my.

1906
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:09,720
Can I play with them when they're done?

1907
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:11,600
That's why you have a top on?

1908
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:12,440
Yeah.

1909
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:15,680
But I'm going to play with them when she's done.

1910
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:17,720
I've had three kids.

1911
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:19,320
I've done all the breastfeeding.

1912
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:21,160
I lost a lot of weight.

1913
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:23,000
It's just not.

1914
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:23,440
I don't.

1915
01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:25,240
I hate that you don't like your tits.

1916
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:26,200
Because your tits are great.

1917
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:26,640
I know.

1918
01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:28,560
And my man, you know what?

1919
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:29,080
You know what?

1920
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:31,360
My shirt tells me all the time how beautiful I am

1921
01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:32,560
and how much he loves them.

1922
01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:33,280
Yeah.

1923
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:34,440
All the time.

1924
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:36,080
He keeps trying to tell me to take my top off.

1925
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:37,480
But I do.

1926
01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:38,440
You should.

1927
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:40,120
But you have to feel comfortable.

1928
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:41,560
But you have to feel comfortable.

1929
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:42,280
That's OK.

1930
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:44,400
We just had another friend who had her tits done.

1931
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:45,880
They look fucking fantastic.

1932
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:47,320
They look amazing.

1933
01:41:47,320 --> 01:41:48,360
Amazing.

1934
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:49,440
So I'm going to get this done.

1935
01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:50,120
Six months.

1936
01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:51,280
I'm going to get my implants.

1937
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:51,480
Yeah.

1938
01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:52,560
You're going to do lip first.

1939
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:53,060
Yeah.

1940
01:41:53,060 --> 01:41:53,840
I do lip first.

1941
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:55,320
And then the implants.

1942
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:58,360
I'm going back again to get the 360 lipo and the BBL.

1943
01:41:58,360 --> 01:41:59,440
Oh, bitch.

1944
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:01,040
Because I'm going to tell you right now,

1945
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:02,680
I do a lot of squats.

1946
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,760
And my butt is solid muscle.

1947
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:06,480
OK.

1948
01:42:06,480 --> 01:42:08,440
It's just a hard, rock muscle.

1949
01:42:08,440 --> 01:42:10,200
Because I have no fat on my butt.

1950
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:10,880
OK.

1951
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,120
So I'm going to get it put in.

1952
01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:13,240
We're adding fat.

1953
01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:14,040
We're adding fat.

1954
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,120
We have to add fat.

1955
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:17,360
And if people say exactly that, yes, it is.

1956
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:17,920
Yes, it is.

1957
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:18,960
Because I said it somewhere else.

1958
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:20,080
Because it's my fat.

1959
01:42:20,080 --> 01:42:21,520
Would you like some of my fat?

1960
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:22,240
Somewhere else.

1961
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:22,920
I would love some of your fat.

1962
01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:25,880
I will donate some of my fat.

1963
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,440
I will life on the shape right now.

1964
01:42:27,440 --> 01:42:28,680
I will life on the shape.

1965
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:29,680
I got you.

1966
01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:30,240
Just say it.

1967
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:31,240
Hold on.

1968
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:32,480
Just suck that shit out.

1969
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:33,480
My thighs.

1970
01:42:33,480 --> 01:42:34,280
My thighs.

1971
01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:36,200
Suck that shit out.

1972
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:37,200
Suck that shit out.

1973
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:38,440
Put it somewhere else.

1974
01:42:38,440 --> 01:42:41,120
You can take my thighs.

1975
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:43,000
I'm going to take my back fat.

1976
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,600
I know, right?

1977
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:46,080
Can I get this lipo right here?

1978
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:47,200
And he was like, no.

1979
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,160
And I'm like, why?

1980
01:42:48,160 --> 01:42:49,360
Because I'm Puerto Rican.

1981
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:51,920
And I was like, Puerto Rican.

1982
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:52,880
My husband's black.

1983
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:53,880
We all know.

1984
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:55,040
I'm Puerto Rican.

1985
01:42:55,040 --> 01:42:56,040
No, that's my nummies.

1986
01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:59,360
I was like, yes, that's a thing.

1987
01:42:59,360 --> 01:43:00,800
That's a thing.

1988
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:02,040
My husband's white.

1989
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:06,280
And he's not as excited about that about me.

1990
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:08,360
So maybe I need to get a Puerto Rican.

1991
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:11,360
You might need a little color in your life, friend.

1992
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:12,760
I might need a little color.

1993
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:15,600
You do need a little color in your life.

1994
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:18,320
She needs a little color in your life, friend.

1995
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:19,240
You do.

1996
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:20,280
Everybody does.

1997
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:23,960
I love my white guy.

1998
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:25,040
I love that for you.

1999
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:26,240
I love my white guy.

2000
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,320
I love that for you.

2001
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:28,880
I love that journey for you.

2002
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:37,840
As I watch my husband out the window touching our friend.

2003
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:38,600
What is he doing?

2004
01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:40,600
He's touching our first new titties.

2005
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:41,760
With her new titties.

2006
01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:43,240
Uh-huh, as he should be.

2007
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:45,240
I love this for him, too.

2008
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:46,280
I do love this for him.

2009
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:46,880
You know what?

2010
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:48,080
I love the LS world.

2011
01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:51,160
I think I know her surgeon, actually.

2012
01:43:51,160 --> 01:43:52,400
Oh, and TJ?

2013
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:53,200
I'm so scared.

2014
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:54,400
Oh, I'm not doing that shit.

2015
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:55,320
I'm not doing that.

2016
01:43:55,320 --> 01:43:56,280
Here's the thing.

2017
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:58,360
I'm not Mexican.

2018
01:43:58,360 --> 01:43:59,640
I'm not Mexican, though.

2019
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:01,120
So they're going to look at me and be like,

2020
01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:03,080
oh, we're going to take advantage of this girl right here.

2021
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:05,080
And then I'm going to get some weird shit happening to me.

2022
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,160
I had already told KJ.

2023
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:07,640
I was like, I did my shit in La Jolla.

2024
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:09,240
If you'd love to do your shit in La Jolla,

2025
01:44:09,240 --> 01:44:11,200
I will give you my surgeon.

2026
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:11,960
We did.

2027
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,080
I did mine, actually.

2028
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,640
Marietta, he was fantastic.

2029
01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:17,160
Thousands of people asked me, or my tits real.

2030
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:19,600
I thought we'd for sure be at Lucy.

2031
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:21,400
No, we are going to get back to that.

2032
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:22,680
That's our next episode, because we're

2033
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:24,440
going to talk about it.

2034
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:26,240
That's next.

2035
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:27,200
Please give me a hand.

2036
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:28,840
Move on, sir.

2037
01:44:28,840 --> 01:44:30,360
Move on, sir.

2038
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,280
Listen in and out.

2039
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:34,360
Yeah, in and out.

2040
01:44:34,360 --> 01:44:35,360
What?

2041
01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:36,560
This is only a podcast.

2042
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:37,480
I don't know how we're doing.

2043
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:38,880
Your phone is over there, babe.

2044
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:43,480
I feel like maybe I should test out if you're good or not.

2045
01:44:43,480 --> 01:44:44,280
I understand.

2046
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:44,880
Surgeon?

2047
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:45,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2048
01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:46,880
Because you're a nurse, right?

2049
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:47,760
I'm a nurse.

2050
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:48,720
I'm a nurse.

2051
01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:51,480
But what does the ER nurse have to do with being a lesbian?

2052
01:44:51,480 --> 01:44:52,080
Wait, what?

2053
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:54,960
I just hate great people.

2054
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:55,960
How does that?

2055
01:44:55,960 --> 01:44:57,320
I know you are.

2056
01:44:57,320 --> 01:44:57,800
You know what?

2057
01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,680
Just say, can you eat my pussy?

2058
01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:02,080
Are you going to eat my weird outfits for months?

2059
01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,080
Yes.

2060
01:45:03,080 --> 01:45:06,800
Just say, just say, can you eat my pussy?

2061
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:10,000
Would that let's not circulate being a nurse?

2062
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:11,600
What does a nurse have to do with that?

2063
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:12,880
As a medical nurse.

2064
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,360
Oh, as a medical professional.

2065
01:45:15,360 --> 01:45:16,240
I understand.

2066
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:18,440
I don't know how like.

2067
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:19,640
Anatomy works?

2068
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:23,720
Like the anatomy and the vascular system and the neural

2069
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:23,840
trance.

2070
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:25,240
I understand that.

2071
01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:25,920
You don't have to mean?

2072
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:27,040
Yeah, yeah.

2073
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:31,720
Sam and I are both operations managers, essentially.

2074
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:35,160
Or you could just say, bitch, you like to eat pussy.

2075
01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:37,400
So could you eat mine and tell me how it is?

2076
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:37,880
Like that's.

2077
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:38,920
Yeah, and that.

2078
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:39,560
That part.

2079
01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:40,360
That's where I think.

2080
01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:40,480
That part.

2081
01:45:40,480 --> 01:45:42,080
That's where I feel like he needs to go with that part.

2082
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:43,280
Yeah, let's do that.

2083
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:45,880
Let's not bring in the nurse aspect.

2084
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:49,480
We're going to just, we're going to go whip shots.

2085
01:45:49,480 --> 01:45:50,720
Yeah, we're going to whip shots.

2086
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:51,200
We're going to pause.

2087
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:52,240
On Sammy's vagina.

2088
01:45:52,240 --> 01:45:53,680
No, wait, no, no, no.

2089
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:55,640
I'm in in KJs.

2090
01:45:55,640 --> 01:45:58,440
But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.

2091
01:45:58,440 --> 01:45:59,160
Yeah, 100%.

2092
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:02,160
So Sammy's going to eat the whip shots off of KJs vagina.

2093
01:46:02,160 --> 01:46:02,920
Yeah, 100%.

2094
01:46:02,920 --> 01:46:05,200
And then we'll circle back and she can give her a report

2095
01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:05,840
if I was good.

2096
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:06,720
She's probably going to give her a report.

2097
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:08,520
Yeah, all right.

2098
01:46:08,520 --> 01:46:09,560
OK, we're going to pause it.

2099
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:10,560
We need to cut this.

2100
01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:12,120
We need to pause.

2101
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:12,880
We need to pause.

2102
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:14,040
Mr. Sweets, we got.

2103
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:15,640
We're going to pause.

2104
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:17,160
We got to pause.

2105
01:46:17,160 --> 01:46:22,240
Sammy is going to eat KJs vagina with the whip shots.

2106
01:46:22,240 --> 01:46:22,720
Yep.

2107
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:24,240
And we're going to report on it.

2108
01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:24,740
Yes.

2109
01:46:24,740 --> 01:46:25,240
Afterwards.

2110
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:26,240
Yes.

2111
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:29,440
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

2112
01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:46,640
And like I was a different machine.

2113
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:47,320
Say less.

2114
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:48,480
Live.

2115
01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:49,320
Say less.

2116
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:50,160
Say less.

2117
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:50,920
Say less.

2118
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:51,600
Here we are.

2119
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:52,160
Here we are.

2120
01:46:52,160 --> 01:46:53,000
We're back.

2121
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:54,920
We're back bitches.

2122
01:46:54,920 --> 01:46:56,440
We are back bitches.

2123
01:46:56,440 --> 01:46:57,520
We have our update.

2124
01:46:57,520 --> 01:46:58,560
We have all of our things.

2125
01:46:58,560 --> 01:46:59,400
Sammy.

2126
01:47:00,300 --> 01:47:02,160
KJ, how did Sammy do?

2127
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:05,240
Um.

2128
01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:06,440
I'm not a kayaker.

2129
01:47:06,440 --> 01:47:07,560
You're speechless.

2130
01:47:07,560 --> 01:47:08,520
Are you okay?

2131
01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:10,640
I miss being a lesbian.

2132
01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:11,480
Yeah.

2133
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:16,800
And you know that's the biggest compliment from a lesbian.

2134
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:17,640
Here we are.

2135
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:18,720
Right.

2136
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:21,040
That's the biggest compliment from a lesbian though.

2137
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:23,360
I don't know what to say right now.

2138
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:25,200
I'm gonna watch for words.

2139
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:26,320
She's speechless.

2140
01:47:26,320 --> 01:47:27,760
So now you know where to find us.

2141
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:28,600
That was good.

2142
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,440
Do you want to hurt her?

2143
01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:30,280
I am.

2144
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:32,200
I'm gonna give it to you though.

2145
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:33,040
Okay, thank you.

2146
01:47:33,040 --> 01:47:33,880
Yes.

2147
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:34,720
You're welcome.

2148
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:35,560
You're welcome.

2149
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:36,400
I got you.

2150
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:37,240
I love you.

2151
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:38,080
I got you.

2152
01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:38,920
So.

2153
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:42,520
So.

2154
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:43,360
Say less.

2155
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:44,200
So say less.

2156
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:45,040
So like, say less.

2157
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:49,880
So Sammy just ate the fuck out of KJ's pussy.

2158
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:50,720
I did.

2159
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:51,560
She did.

2160
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:55,120
She was fantastic.

2161
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,160
I'm speaking for somebody.

2162
01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:58,480
I'm speaking for KJ now.

2163
01:47:58,480 --> 01:47:59,800
Cause she can't speak for herself.

2164
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:00,800
I can't talk.

2165
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:01,640
That's cause she can't speak for herself.

2166
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:03,120
She's gonna need a moment.

2167
01:48:03,120 --> 01:48:04,360
We're gonna circle back.

2168
01:48:04,360 --> 01:48:05,200
So.

2169
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:06,040
It's fine.

2170
01:48:06,040 --> 01:48:09,480
So I was playing a supporting actor.

2171
01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:10,320
You were.

2172
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:11,160
You did.

2173
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:12,000
You played a great supporting.

2174
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:15,000
I was busy eating pussy so I don't know what you touched.

2175
01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:16,800
I was tickling all of you.

2176
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:17,640
Oh, I wanted to know.

2177
01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:19,160
And then I remembered.

2178
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:20,480
I remembered.

2179
01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:21,320
Yeah.

2180
01:48:21,320 --> 01:48:23,000
That KJ gets off on pain.

2181
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:24,240
Oh, she does.

2182
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:27,240
So I started pinching her legs and grabbing her legs

2183
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:28,440
and clawing her.

2184
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:29,280
Yes.

2185
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:30,120
Yeah.

2186
01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:30,960
And then all of it went black for her.

2187
01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:33,280
And all came together.

2188
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:35,120
It all came together.

2189
01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:38,480
All the good pussy eating then just came to full circle.

2190
01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:39,320
It's full circle.

2191
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:40,160
Full circle.

2192
01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:41,320
Full circle.

2193
01:48:41,320 --> 01:48:42,160
Cause.

2194
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,000
Full circle.

2195
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:44,320
I normally can't talk.

2196
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:49,000
You always have something to say and now you don't.

2197
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:51,720
So I was like scratching you.

2198
01:48:51,720 --> 01:48:55,240
Sammy was licking your pussy very good.

2199
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:58,920
And then your sir, your sir had told me where to squeeze you.

2200
01:48:58,920 --> 01:48:59,760
Like where to.

2201
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:00,760
And I have nails.

2202
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:01,600
Well, he would know.

2203
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,520
So yeah, exactly.

2204
01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:05,320
So he told me where I was squeezing your legs

2205
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:08,120
and I was clawing at you.

2206
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,120
What?

2207
01:49:09,120 --> 01:49:10,440
Does he like I did?

2208
01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:11,040
No.

2209
01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:12,960
OK, that part.

2210
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:14,040
Everyone, that part.

2211
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,520
And men don't.

2212
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:16,640
They don't.

2213
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:17,880
Take note.

2214
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:19,280
They don't.

2215
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:21,760
One day, Emily Sweets is going to let you.

2216
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:22,960
You're amazing.

2217
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:24,480
No, we love you, sir.

2218
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:26,600
But I'm just letting you know one day too,

2219
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:28,680
Emily Sweets is going to let me and then her life

2220
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:29,880
is going to be changed.

2221
01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:31,600
I'm going to be a lesbian.

2222
01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:33,480
Yeah, that part.

2223
01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:37,480
I've contemplated it many of times in my life.

2224
01:49:37,480 --> 01:49:38,120
I have.

2225
01:49:38,120 --> 01:49:38,840
I have.

2226
01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:40,560
You're like, I'm just going to be a lesbian.

2227
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:42,640
I should call her.

2228
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:43,200
I should call her.

2229
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:45,480
You should call me.

2230
01:49:45,480 --> 01:49:45,920
Don't worry.

2231
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:47,960
We're going to exchange numbers.

2232
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:50,600
This was an experiment and I got you.

2233
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:52,880
I can give you pain too, I promise.

2234
01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:54,760
Yeah, well, so here's the.

2235
01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:55,920
Say less.

2236
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:57,680
Here's the key friend.

2237
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,880
She's got it on her butt.

2238
01:49:58,880 --> 01:50:00,080
She's got it on her.

2239
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:01,160
She's on it.

2240
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:02,360
Here's the key friend.

2241
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:03,520
So when you're eating your heart,

2242
01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:06,200
you have to squeeze the inner part of her thigh.

2243
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:06,800
I get that.

2244
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:07,480
I get that.

2245
01:50:07,480 --> 01:50:08,120
Claws.

2246
01:50:08,120 --> 01:50:09,080
I get that.

2247
01:50:09,080 --> 01:50:10,880
I get that, but this is the first time.

2248
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:11,280
I know.

2249
01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:13,480
So we're testing it.

2250
01:50:13,480 --> 01:50:15,240
So I was partnering with you.

2251
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:15,720
Yes.

2252
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:16,600
But you guys.

2253
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:17,600
You did a great job supporting.

2254
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:18,800
There was so many things.

2255
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:19,400
You guys.

2256
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:20,360
Did you know?

2257
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,800
Did you know that?

2258
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:22,280
I knew.

2259
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:23,000
I knew that.

2260
01:50:23,000 --> 01:50:24,000
I knew she was.

2261
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,960
Yeah, I knew she was a pain person.

2262
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:27,240
So I was like.

2263
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,960
And then he was like, he goes here.

2264
01:50:28,960 --> 01:50:31,120
And I was like, oh, OK, on both sides, I got you.

2265
01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:33,040
And then she came so fucking hard.

2266
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:33,720
Right.

2267
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:34,480
Yes.

2268
01:50:34,480 --> 01:50:35,640
And I tasted all of it.

2269
01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:36,400
Would we.

2270
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,320
Can we high five?

2271
01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:39,360
We can high five.

2272
01:50:39,360 --> 01:50:42,080
We can fucking high five.

2273
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:45,440
And KJ is going to take another shot.

2274
01:50:45,440 --> 01:50:46,480
She can't speak.

2275
01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:47,720
You're welcome, baby.

2276
01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:49,640
She had so much to say until now.

2277
01:50:49,640 --> 01:50:51,400
Until now.

2278
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:52,520
But you know what?

2279
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:54,920
She's like, I'm ready for 90 night.

2280
01:50:54,920 --> 01:50:56,480
You know where to find us, weekly.

2281
01:50:56,480 --> 01:50:58,120
We're going to start doing this.

2282
01:50:58,120 --> 01:51:01,720
I'm going to debrief you on all of the crazy shit that

2283
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:02,360
happens in my life.

2284
01:51:02,360 --> 01:51:05,560
Sammy will just tell you about all the vaginas she's eating

2285
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:08,960
and also all the dick she's fucked.

2286
01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:09,680
Depends on.

2287
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:12,200
You have to wait until I eat your pussy.

2288
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:13,320
That's true.

2289
01:51:13,320 --> 01:51:14,760
That's true.

2290
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:16,080
I was also a lesbian.

2291
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:17,200
I love this.

2292
01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:20,280
I was also a lesbian.

2293
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:21,680
I'm just saying.

2294
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:22,400
You know what?

2295
01:51:22,400 --> 01:51:24,200
She's like, I played one on TV.

2296
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:25,760
I have no doubt.

2297
01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:26,960
She played one on TV.

2298
01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:28,520
What the fuck?

2299
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:31,080
Were you a part of the Ellen DeGeneres show?

2300
01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:33,880
Like what the fuck just happened?

2301
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:36,240
No, you tasted fantastic.

2302
01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:36,800
Thank you.

2303
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:37,600
You're welcome.

2304
01:51:37,600 --> 01:51:38,200
You're welcome.

2305
01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:39,520
And no, the whipped cream I did.

2306
01:51:39,520 --> 01:51:41,800
I didn't put the whipped cream on your vagina.

2307
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:43,160
I only put it on the top.

2308
01:51:43,160 --> 01:51:45,800
I didn't put the whipped cream on your vagina.

2309
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:51,400
Cam says, oh, well, he says I taste like, oh, what is it?

2310
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:52,800
Pink starburst.

2311
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:53,360
I don't know.

2312
01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:53,920
Fuck up.

2313
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:55,120
Yeah, that's what he says.

2314
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:56,320
Now she's going to want to know.

2315
01:51:56,320 --> 01:51:58,120
Now that's what he says.

2316
01:51:58,120 --> 01:52:00,160
He says I taste like a pink starburst.

2317
01:52:00,160 --> 01:52:02,360
OK, are we going on air?

2318
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:05,120
No, because we can't translate it.

2319
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:06,400
No, we're going to be getting.

2320
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:08,440
We'll report back in 20 minutes.

2321
01:52:08,440 --> 01:52:10,400
We'll be back for part three.

2322
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:12,400
Part three.

2323
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:15,760
This is why Mr. Swedes can't leave us alone.

2324
01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:16,480
He's going to be.

2325
01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:18,320
He's left us alone in water.

2326
01:52:18,320 --> 01:52:20,000
He's going to be kicked out.

2327
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:21,360
You want to know what's happened?

2328
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:23,880
He's been distracted by tits.

2329
01:52:23,880 --> 01:52:25,560
There's lots of tits out there.

2330
01:52:25,560 --> 01:52:26,160
He's always.

2331
01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:27,360
That where my man is.

2332
01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:28,040
Let's go.

2333
01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:30,120
No, your man.

2334
01:52:30,120 --> 01:52:31,840
No, where is everyone at?

2335
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:33,680
Your man is.

2336
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:34,960
I don't know where your man went.

2337
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:36,320
Where did everyone go?

2338
01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:37,880
Yeah, where is your man go?

2339
01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:39,560
I thought he was in the pool.

2340
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,640
So my man is on there.

2341
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:43,160
There we go.

2342
01:52:43,160 --> 01:52:44,000
There we go.

2343
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:47,000
He's like, oh, that's never good.

2344
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:49,560
That's we're watching you.

2345
01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:50,840
I see you motherfucker.

2346
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:52,840
I see you motherfucker.

2347
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:55,520
Dear white people.

2348
01:52:55,520 --> 01:52:56,440
We're being cut off.

2349
01:52:56,440 --> 01:52:59,000
But you know what, Mr. Swedes, so we can't do anymore.

2350
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:01,320
But we will definitely see you next week

2351
01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:02,520
to update you on the rest.

2352
01:53:02,520 --> 01:53:03,960
Yeah, this is a week.

2353
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:06,000
This is like a yearly thing.

2354
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:09,600
No, friends, not if you want to be famous.

2355
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:13,080
I have to eat the thing off of her vagina.

2356
01:53:13,080 --> 01:53:13,720
You're not.

2357
01:53:13,720 --> 01:53:15,360
This is a weekly event.

2358
01:53:15,360 --> 01:53:18,120
We need more vagina eating.

2359
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:18,960
We are great.

2360
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:19,720
We are fantastic.

2361
01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:22,880
Mr. Swedes, I need more vagina eating too.

2362
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:23,600
Good night.

2363
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:25,080
Good day.

2364
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:25,880
I'm not disagreeing.

2365
01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:26,880
Good night.

2366
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:29,360
All the things.

2367
01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:31,160
All the things, friends.

2368
01:53:31,160 --> 01:53:33,480
OK, I'm going to sign off right now because my pussy's

2369
01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:37,760
getting vagina eaten.

2370
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:40,720
All right.

2371
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:42,320
Get some of the take in the fucking room off there.

2372
01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:44,600
And bye.

2373
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:45,360
Say less.

2374
01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:52,800
If you would like to get in contact with us,

2375
01:53:52,800 --> 01:53:55,960
please email us at theSweetSideOfLife podcast

2376
01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:57,760
at outlook.com.

2377
01:53:57,760 --> 01:54:00,720
Or you can always find us on any one of our socials

2378
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,600
that are listed in the podcast links.