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It started?
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Oh, we were checking and now we're not checking.
We're checked out.
We have checked out.
I've checked out already.
We're all checked out.
Happy 4th of July.
We made it.
I don't even know what that means.
We made it to the 4th of July.
We did.
One more.
We made it to one more.
Welcome back, everybody.
We are the Sweet Side of Life podcast.
Coming to you all the way from Southern California.
It could be all the way for some people.
It could be.
Very close for us.
All right.
I can see where this is going.
Anyways, so this is an episode that was supposed to be recorded two nights ago.
Then last night.
And then it was supposed to be last night.
And then we almost didn't do it tonight.
We were so tired.
And drinking.
That's the problem is we have to do it at night.
It's like I have so much motivation at 7 o'clock.
Oh yeah.
If we could do it at like noon.
Yeah.
It'd be fantabulous.
Yeah.
My motivation kind of dwindles from 11 o'clock at night.
But yeah, we have to wait till it's a little bit later.
But anyways.
Cheers.
We're here.
So hence our lack of, you know, the motivation that we had.
The motivation we had to not include making craft cocktails.
Nothing fancy.
I literally earlier today, well two days ago, because this is what we're supposed to do
is two days ago, I literally froze half of my banana from my breakfast to make you the
hot two drink.
Hot two.
So that's coming soon.
Yeah.
It has to come soon because no pun intended because there's a banana that's frozen in
our freezer right now just waiting to be hot to dawn.
So that being said, what is their drink of choice tonight?
I'm being fancy with a vodka, lemon eddies vodka and a Waterloo blackberry lemonade
soda water.
All right.
So vodka soda.
Yeah.
Okay.
But in a martini glass.
Because you were drinking martini.
We watched the movie, a family affair on Netflix with Zach Efron and Nicole Kidman.
And it was cute movie.
Yes, it was I.
Yeah.
You didn't like it.
It was kind of a romantic comedy.
So I was there for it.
Rom-coms are not as good as they used to be.
We both got a chuckle out of one part of it and I can't remember what it was, but I know
we were both.
No, it was cute.
It was cute.
Yeah.
It just, I feel like once Netflix started making their like straight to, you know, straight
to Netflix movies, some of them get mailed in.
Yeah.
And this one, I wouldn't say mailed in.
It was cute.
But it wasn't.
Well, let's just talk about the fact that you thought Zach Efron was in his mid 40s.
I don't know.
He had some work done.
We were looking at the age gap between him and Nicole Kidman and I'm like, it's like
20 years.
You're like, he's in his mid 40s.
I'm like, he's not.
He's in his mid 30s.
Yes.
In fact, he was.
Anyways.
So.
So that's what we finished doing before we decided to come in here.
So really quick.
Did we cheers?
We did cheers.
But you know what we're going to cheers again.
Because at the end of the last podcast, I was saying that our goal, we were going to
be hitting 20,000 downloads.
And we did it.
We hit 20,000 on that one.
Cheers.
And we're now at like 25,000.
So that's pretty cool.
But you know, that was a big, big thing for us.
And I don't know why that number, something about that number just like turned me on.
Throw another thousand.
So we hit that number plus since we recorded our last podcast.
So thank you for all who listened to our bullshit every time we put it out.
You know, we put out bullshit and people eat it up and then they download the next thing
of bullshit.
So that's great.
Appreciate it, guys.
We do want to hear from you guys.
We've been getting a lot of emails lately and people asking for like advice on places
to go and so Cal and Arizona.
Yeah.
And yeah, so we try to reply and, you know, answer all those people.
So if you guys have any questions or anything, you can shoot us an email at the sweet side
of life podcast at outlook.com.
Or if there's something you want us to talk about besides our own bullshit.
If you have questions, if you guys have anything you want us to talk about, if you guys have
stories, we'll read them online.
Okay, ASMR, let me know.
Speaking of ASMR, I don't think I had anything to do with our episode, but after we released
our episode of ASMR, the Swinger's Couch podcast, Autumn Sends was saying how she hates ASMR.
I don't think it's connected.
It just happened to be like, she was saying something.
I can't remember the whole context of it.
So she was saying something.
She's like, Oh my God, this makes it makes me nauseous.
I'm like, same girl, same.
Like, just hear it.
Like, just thinking about it.
There's a few things in life that make me nauseous and like really intense ASMR is one
of it.
But I'm just don't listen.
I don't.
Good.
Except when I have to edit your shit.
But anyways, what else was they going to talk about?
So yeah, the email, you can find our tick talks and,
I need to put out a tick talk.
I was going to put out a tick talk if I made the hot to drink, but I didn't make it.
So tonight is now a Friday night, right?
Friday night, the fifth of July.
And tomorrow morning, we have our big trip to be a Vita.
It's our first time there.
It's a resort here in Southern California.
We've never been there and it's actually fairly close to us closer than some of the other
ones that we go to on a regular basis.
So, but it's not an overnight resort.
It's a day is a come and go.
Coming home.
Speaking of come and go, you made me, I asked you to surprise me with a drink earlier.
And we're calling it the, see, that's what you should have been drinking, or at least
we should have said you were drinking.
I don't lie to the people.
I know.
I think we should name our fans, sweetums.
You're freaking weird.
Is that right?
Sounds good.
Sweetums.
Like our fans are sweetums.
You're weird.
All right.
I didn't want to lie to the sweetums.
I don't love that for you.
So I made, yeah, I made you, you were like, surprise me.
That's, that's dangerous.
Yeah.
Why would we do that?
Why do you do that to yourself?
Because you know, I'm going to fuck it up.
Yeah.
You don't, you don't go online.
You don't look up recipes.
You just grab.
You just get a bottle.
Bottles.
You free bottle it.
I free bottle it.
So you had a earlier today, I made you, it was, well first, yeah, so it was Malibu coconut
rum, Malibu pineapple rum.
You put the Malibu pineapple in there?
Yeah.
You didn't tell me about that one.
I'm for sure I did.
No, you told me Malibu coconut.
You said Bacardi white.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
I did that.
Bacardi white, Bacardi gold.
Bacardi gold.
And it was the pineapple rum.
Malibu pineapple.
The two, I almost put the Malibu watermelon in there, but I was like, that's too much.
So I did Malibu coconut Malibu pineapple Bacardi white Bacardi gold.
All of this was just, I just eyeballed it into the shaker.
There's no jiggers.
There is no jiggers.
And then I was like, I'm going to add orange juice to this.
I'll add triple sec to add an extra flare of orange juice or the orange.
So I added triple sec.
And then I taught like I put in orange juice, a little bit of grenadine and then splash.
I shook it up and then I put it in your glass and then I topped it with um, Sprite.
And we called that drink, when in doubt, rum one out.
Rum one out.
So that was your original invention recipe.
Yeah.
We had to, I'll put that, uh, that, that concoction.
How was it?
I didn't taste it.
I was good.
The color of the drink did not prepare me for the taste of it.
Yeah.
Cause it was kind of like reddish.
It looked like a sunset.
Yeah.
I was excited.
I was thinking maybe it was a Bahama mama.
But when I took the sip, the Bacardi white and the Bacardi gold is what hit my palate
first.
Yeah.
You thought I put Myers in it.
I almost put, um, it was the Bacardi gold was maybe, you know what I might have put
the fuck.
I might have put spice from it too.
Oh.
No, I don't think I did.
I think I thought about it and I was like, Emily, don't go too deep.
Don't go too deep here.
That's what she said.
And I was going to call it the five handed rum.
Five handed rum one out.
Rum one out.
Cause it was going to be five rums.
That would have been intense.
Yeah.
Maybe next time we'll put a float next time.
So that was how dinner went.
We had a, I had two of those because she made a shaker.
So I had two of those.
But now we're just, uh, we're trying to wind the night down because we have a long day
tomorrow.
A long ass day tomorrow.
You got the gym in the morning and then we are partying from 12 30 PM to 12 30 AM.
We have a 12 hour shift in the hundred degree plus sun.
Yeah.
We have a little, we did rent the bungalow, which has an AC, which I think is going to
be key.
Yeah.
And we are also doing our podcast from there.
Yes.
We're planning, we're hoping to, um, we're hoping to interview the owners and, um, Sammy
and myself might do a little prequel to our, a prequel to our podcast.
The pilot episode.
Yeah.
The pilot episode.
We'll see how people feel about it.
Say less with Sammy and Emily.
We'll see how, we'll see how that goes.
Uh, I talked to her about it.
She's, uh, I think she's down.
I think she's scared.
I think she's getting a little nervous now.
No.
You don't think so?
No.
Okay.
I will see.
I don't think so.
I think she's excited.
I hope so.
It was her idea.
So basically in case, I think we mentioned it in the last episode, we're going to be
doing a, uh, like a girls only podcast.
It's going to be, it's going to be part of the sweet side of life family under the,
it's going to be on the same channel.
It's just going to be a different episode that we're going to release kind of separate
with the separate, you know, a different title, but it's going to be the same umbrella
company, basically.
Company.
We fancy.
We are going public next week.
We fancy.
We would, we, you could exchange socks.
Yes.
So, um, we're going there tomorrow and yeah, it's going to be a long weekend.
So you guys, if you haven't already joined our Cassidy group, if you search up the sweet
side of life, you can join us there and then you can find out, you know, the actual information
about all the events we attend monthly.
Yeah.
So, and you can get on like the, it's not the mailing list, but you know, we send out
like invitations and event parties and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
So if you're in Southern California and you've, so I see a lot right now on all these
Facebooks, Facebook groups are on in like Swinger stuff that they're like, um, people
are always like, what do I do?
How do I find things to do in Southern California or in Orange County?
And I don't know anything to do.
And I'm like, friend, I could throw a rock and like any day of the week at any time and
find something to do.
You just need to join a community or like a group or a lot of the people just don't know
social media, essentially for a lot of people are still Craigslist swingers.
Yeah.
And I don't realize like that there are so many options and like when we first joined
Cassidy, we're like, whoa, yeah, like we were doing Reddit, you know, we were doing like
trying to figure out how to find the parties and there's a lot of he said, she said, but
then all of a sudden Cassidy is like, yeah, like you said, every single day of the week,
you could find some something or somebody to do.
I can have a gang bang at brunch time and then a freaking party at dinner and a midnight
rendezvous like there can be a lot going on.
And that's just Thursday.
Exactly.
Get to the weekends.
So yeah, so if you're if you're listening and you are not part of a paid, I don't know,
lifestyle, social media, dating website, there are so many like Cassidy in our area.
I think Cassidy is the biggest and there's SDC, SLS.
Yeah.
If you're in like the if you're in like central or East Coast, I think else LL is more SLS
and SDC and then there's also three fun and then there's also what's the three fun is
free though.
There's a paid version of it, I think, but I've actually seen a lot.
Our friends do it.
Our friends like they joined all of the things and they said that they get a lot of like
fake stuff.
Anything that has a free membership, you gotta have to be aware because people just post
it to get like that thrill of but they don't follow it.
Yeah.
Or they're pictured.
I don't know if I would do three fun.
I mean, check it out.
It's not for us.
We don't per I think I looked at it and then I think the thing about three fun.
Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe there was a couple sign up.
I or maybe individual.
Maybe it was another.
There's another one out there.
It starts with a P or something.
This is me being not informed at all.
I wasn't even ready for this, but there's a bunch of them.
Anyway, but if you're in Southern California where we are, we feel like Cassidy is probably
one of the biggest ones out here.
We've literally not had a problem finding anything to do at any time.
Join different communities and that's the other thing is once you join the site, search
communities in your type in like names or whatever.
And then next thing you know, your, your timeline is just filled with parties.
And if you go to the party tab, you can search within your area.
It's just, it's a lot of a lot of shit at your fingertips.
It's endless.
So like I said, I've, I've just seen that a lot.
I feel like on this space.
Are we trying to get sponsored by Cassidy?
I know, right?
On these Facebook groups.
And yeah, this is not a paid sponsorship.
But hey, Cassidy, if you'd like to pay, we'd like to pay it.
We'll promote the fuck out of you.
I'll take some stickers.
Yeah, exactly.
Um, but anyway, so I've just seen it a lot.
So if you are listening at that's what I would recommend is join some sort of group because
that's where you're going to find.
Yes.
Legitimate parties and stuff.
But that being said, that is where we found the party that we went to in Vegas or parties,
which we started talking about last podcast.
Part one.
Part one, we barely got through.
We went back and kind of listened to it because I'm like, did we talk about this?
We don't, I feel like we had our worst breakfast, but I feel like that was on this day.
But yeah, we talked about the party on Thursday night, the pink party, which was, we both
said was probably our favorite nighttime party because it was smaller and, um,
the dog snuck in at the door.
Just scared the crap out of me knocked at the door.
Um, but because it was smaller and, um, as far as like more quaint, um, but still a ton
of people and you had said when we were there, we're like looking at like we're, we're in
the party and there's just a ton of people and everybody's so close together and it's
just like really good vibe.
But you were kind of like, basically what you said is like looking around.
You're like, I could throw a dart.
And anyone it hit, I would be fine with hooking up with like, it was just, I could throw a
dart up in the air, close my eyes.
It was just wherever it lands.
So many good looking people, young, old, middle age, like all the different ages, all the
different like nationalities.
But what happened was I threw it up in year and it hit myself.
So I just masturbated in the middle of the room and ultimately that got me kicked out.
Apparently that's put down upon.
But that's just like, I feel like that's a lot of the Plesh stuff that we go to.
I don't know.
I've never seen like an ugly person at a Plesh thing.
Like it's just everybody's good looking and it's just kind of like, am I the one they
used to balance out the pretty?
Yeah, no, it's like a lot of good looking people.
So that was kind of the joke the whole weekend was like, I could throw a dart.
I could throw a dart.
And before we were leaving our hotel room, like, all right, do you have your darts in
your pocket?
Yeah, exactly.
Because oh my gosh, so many good looking people.
But anyway, so we, so Friday morning, so Friday they had a day party at the Ahearn, which was
the host hotel.
But that day we were switching hotels.
We were switching from downtown Vegas to the Sahara.
Yeah, we were staying at the Golden Nugget Wednesday and Thursday night, but then we
wanted to get closer to the party.
Yeah, so it was a, the Sahara was a overflow hotel because we couldn't, we couldn't figure
out how to get into the actual hotel.
Turns out later I talked to people and they were like, you needed to call.
You couldn't have done it online.
We're like, oh well.
Now we know.
We didn't know at the time.
So we ended up staying at the Sahara, which was great because we also had a concert later
that night, which their hotel was also the Sahara.
So everything was right close together.
But with moving hotels and checking into a new hotel and all of that stuff, we got to
the pool party.
About two and a half hours after it started, which normally we like to get there when it
starts.
We had to help people set up parties.
And I'm not normally that type of person, but after showing up at this party two and
a half hours into it, I was so overwhelmed because I was sober.
That's what happened to us at the plush New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
As we did the pre-party night.
Exactly, we talked about that.
And we walked in, we were like.
Yeah.
It's overwhelming when everybody's drunk and like half naked and we're like, I'm sober
and I'm fully clothed and I don't know what to do.
So literally I was like, we walked in and like, I'm like, oh my God.
And I wasn't even in my bathing suit.
I mean, because we came from another hotel.
So I was like, and this one you couldn't be topless because of pasties on.
So I was like in basically like my stretch shorts and my tank top, like basically what
I'm wearing right now, right?
Which is basically my casual clothes, like my lounge clothes.
And I anticipated like going there, changing and then walking into the party.
You were in your hotel hop in close.
Yeah.
We literally walked right into the party and I was like.
From the lobby, you walked in and it was right there.
We were like, duh.
Yeah.
Because the pool is right off the lobby.
So I'm like, oh my God, I'm so overdressed.
I just felt like and it was sober.
And the music was just pumping in.
And the music was so loud and I was like, oh my God.
And it was so many people.
I'm like, I can't right now.
It took a few minutes.
So we got a drink and then I was like, I need to go to the bathroom.
I need to change and like get into sexy clothes.
So I feel at least if I don't even look it, I at least feel the part like I'm in my, I'm
in my, you know, clothes that I want to be in.
Yeah.
And it was hot.
It was hot as fuck.
So yeah.
So I did that.
And then eventually we kind of settled into to it.
But the found a few friends.
Yeah.
And the pool was really tiny.
I will say that it was tiny for how many people were there.
It was, it was, yeah, it was like not to buy it like in the pool and it was standing room
only.
I know that plush wants to make this their like host hotel for Dirty Vegas every year.
Yeah, we'll see.
Yeah.
I don't know how that's going to work.
I mean the event center, like the, the first party we had was so good.
That room was so good for it.
They have the room for it when it comes to like the event center and the sister pool
is not the most.
The pool is not made for, there's nowhere to sit.
I think it would have been better had we gotten there a little bit earlier.
I don't think, I don't think our, our critiques would have been as much had we gotten there.
I don't know.
You don't think so?
It, the pool was still fucking small and it was shallow.
Yeah.
So yeah, I don't know.
It was, I mean, we still had a good time obviously.
It just, it just took a minute.
It took a minute and then it was just a lot.
And then we hung out with Sammy, Sam and Cole and then who else was there?
We ran into another one of my Cassidy crushes.
And found out they listened to us.
Yeah.
We, so there's, there's a girl.
She has been to one or two of the less parties and I've always had my eye on her.
Of course, why not?
But I think I briefly, we've met them briefly.
It was just like a pass in.
Yeah.
But we're standing there talking and then yeah, it just.
They're friends with Sam and Cole.
Yep.
I mean, cause we're all from kind of the same area.
So we're all talking there and then was it him?
He started talking about.
He's like, listen to your podcast and I was like, Oh shit.
I had no idea.
The girl with the pineapple tattoo on her butt.
Yep.
And then a little bit, a little bit later I broke it down to her.
I'm like, just so you know, you're one of my Cassidy crushes.
She's like, oh, and then she walked away.
No, we kind of.
To be continued.
She's, I think she's super, like they're, she's super shy.
I think.
Yeah.
She's super introverted and shy and.
Yeah.
That's never.
Yeah.
Someone's going to have to break the mold.
But no, it's a, if you're listening sup, we'll call them a GNB.
Okay.
That makes sense.
I love it.
Whatever.
Sure.
GNB.
We got beard and butts.
GNB.
The upside down pineapple people.
She has it on her butt.
That described everybody.
No, she has the tattoo on her butt and then he has it, I think on his arm.
Right.
Arm.
I think it was arm.
I was too busy looking at her butt.
Yeah, exactly.
My eyes were busy.
Yeah.
So anyway, so we were talking to them a little bit and.
Then we did eventually get in the pool there.
For like a second.
We got in the pool and then that's when I also developed a crush.
Yeah.
On the DJ.
Hey DJ.
Oops, go DJ.
Shout out to, to DJ Lolo.
DJ Lolo.
Um, yeah, we were in the pool and I was looking at you.
I go, I'm going to say something that you don't normally hear me say.
And you're like, what?
I go, I think I have a crush on the DJ because normally DJ is a guy, but she was not.
She was not.
She was cute.
She was cute little blonde.
I guess her hair pink in it.
I think something like that.
Yeah.
She had sparkles.
She was all raved out.
But, um.
But no, the, there's like three or four DJs there.
They were all great.
She was the best.
Yeah.
So we're in the pool there.
We've gotten the pool for like maybe 20 minutes.
I mean, it was, it was, it was just ridiculous.
It was like sardines and it can.
It's like you had to level up.
You would enter and then you would hit like a group of people and then when people would
leave for the bathroom, you were able to move in deeper into the pool.
Yeah.
I think we got to like level two of 15.
Yeah.
And then we were like, we have to pee and then we got out and we lost our level.
So, yeah, it was.
And it was super fucking hot.
I mean, it was Vegas in the middle of summer.
Vegas, 100 plus.
Yeah, it was a lot.
It was a good time, but.
Yeah.
It was a good time.
We had a good time.
I mean, and then we basically stood in the lobby because it was air conditioned even
though it was still warm because everything was open, but at least there was some air
conditioning.
But, um, Cole and I ended up going to go get a drink and then running into the birthday
boy, the guy with the crown and the long hair.
Um, I think I was right.
Yeah.
He was like, he was like, can I have a hug?
And Cole was kind of making it sound like him and I were together and I was like, oh,
it's wrong with it.
So then like, he was like, he was like, can I give her a hug?
Can I have a hug?
And I like, can I have a hug?
I mean, it's because I had just pasties on.
So tits were out essentially.
It was just, you know, but this place was.
It was a very comfortable.
Absolutely no nudity.
Like.
No.
They were, that was kind of the weird part for me this whole, that whole weekend is that
I'm kind of, I'm like used to being topless.
Yeah.
And, um, I expected it to be a little bit more like the party for New Year's.
Yeah.
Where it was like, I mean, it's just funny because you think in Vegas, like in Vegas,
you just, you tend to be like, you think party, you think crazy, but a her and they were,
they were kind of, they were super strict about it.
Very strict.
Yeah.
So, um, yeah.
So it was kind of, I mean, I had my, what was weird for me, what's not, what's, what's
different for us is that our play style is like very like go with the flow.
So we tend to play in public more often than not.
And usually it's soft.
Obviously we're not like fucking on the floor over there, but we do soft stuff like in public.
Yeah.
But there was like none of that.
Like you couldn't do anything.
So it was very like PG.
PG with pasties.
Yeah.
So it was fun, but it was just kind of like.
My wiener was very confused.
Yeah.
I think all of the wieners were confused.
Um, because yeah, it was very like a ton of women walking around with pasties on.
But all the men have pants on or, you know, short, they're shorts on.
They obviously weren't.
And then there was definitely no play at all.
No.
And there was no play rooms for that either.
So definitely not at the pool party.
Yeah.
Or any of the parties.
I mean, I think people in the night ones maybe posted like, Oh, our room is open if
you want to.
Exactly.
But there was nothing like at, at plush New Year's Eve, there was like a whole room.
There's a whole room dedicated to you.
That was part of the party, which wasn't somebody's actual room.
That was open for play.
And they had like several beds in there.
So it was just different.
It wasn't what I expected.
I didn't realize we'd never made it to any of the pre parties with that one couple from
San Diego.
Yeah.
It's just because we had everything.
So then, okay, so we had the pool party.
So we did all that.
And I mean, again, you can't play on site.
You would have to just go back to somebody's room essentially.
So there really wasn't any play there.
We, you know, just, we had a really good time.
I mean, I'm not going to say we didn't have a good time.
Really good time, like talking to all our friends and just like meeting new people.
But then we had a concert to go to that night.
So we were going to go see the movement at the Virgin Hotel, which was actually kind
of a cool hotel.
Yeah.
It was their cool hotel and they had a nice little concert set up in the back.
It was all outside.
Yeah.
So we did VIP tickets because I mean, if there's a my own bathroom in my own bar, I'm like,
say less, I'm paying for the VIP.
I'm at an age where I'm like, please.
Yes, please.
So we did the VIP, which we didn't even know at the time what it included.
I was just like, it's actually not that much more.
So we're just going to do it.
But it ended up having like a little, like we had little couches.
Yeah, it was nice.
It was really close to the state.
Like we were, we had stage access.
Yep.
You could walk right up straight up to the stage.
I probably could have jumped on stage and jam.
Yeah.
I wanted to.
So that was a really good concert.
It was fun.
And then we did that and then that concert ended and then we rushed back to our hotel
to change to shower shave to change for the eighties party that plush had, which we were
not, we assumed it was going to be in the same area as the pink party.
So we got there and they were like, no, it's across the thing in the convention center.
We were like, wait, what?
So it was in this huge room and the couple that we met that we kind of like told about
the party and everything, they were there.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, they were there.
And then some other couples that we know from down here that were there.
But I mean, it was the room to me like it was good because I heard last year the problem
was there was a million, like the lines were ridiculous for bars.
So it sounds like they fixed that problem because we weren't here last year to know that.
Because there were zero lines.
There was like six bars, if not more.
Oh, there's yeah.
It was like a circle basically around the middle of the room was bars and then there
was a DJ and a stage and all that stuff.
And then a ton of people dancing and then the kind of couches kind of where people they
did like that's sure.
They bought.
Yeah, stripper poles in front of the couch.
They bought like VIP, I guess, or whatever there, but it was kind of like sporadic.
But then there was a whole open area that just kind of was dead space a little bit.
And it allowed you to separate yourself from the loudness of the dance, but it also it
kind of separated.
It didn't.
Yeah, it didn't force you to kind of like in the smaller space, it forced you to be
upstairs.
You were like together.
You had to talk to people.
Yeah.
And for people like us that were not people always say they don't believe.
This, but we're not like super outgoing.
It takes us a second.
Yeah.
It did not lend itself to us.
Right.
And then people can say like, oh, I have heard people say like, oh, plush parties can get
kind of clicky.
And I could see where they may see that because everybody has their little couches.
And then if you're not on the dance floor and you're like, you're kind of just like
out like, you know, like we had our group of friends there, which we love our group of
friends.
It's great, but also we like to meet new people, but then it's kind of like, what do I go sit
on somebody's couch that they paid for, you know, as VIP?
It kind of like does lend itself to some clickiness because you can't really meet people if you're
on a dance floor.
Yeah.
You know, like that's not conducive to like meeting people.
So it didn't force people together like the room upstairs did that was smaller.
So that was my downside to it is I wish it was a little bit smaller of an area or more
people that filled up that area.
I'll give them a call and let them know.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm sure they want our input.
I'm sure they care.
We know you've been doing this for many years, but have you ever thought about this?
And I mean, they obviously don't get to choose the space 100%.
But they could have blocked off some areas.
Like they could have, you know, how places will put up like those curtains, essentially.
Yeah.
That kind of kind of creates a corral and yeah, creates it makes it smaller.
But then we probably would be complaining about being corralled and maybe I don't know.
I think it's one of those things is I really did like the first party upstairs.
I did too.
I just think it's it's up to us if you want to break those boundaries.
Yeah.
And it just didn't happen this night.
And that's fine.
But we had fun.
We've learned whatever happens happens, just go with the flow.
And that's just we had a great time.
And the thing though is for next year, we have to we kind of have to think about, do
we want to do Dirty Vegas or do we want to do naughty in New Orleans?
Yeah.
Because they're like a week apart.
I know.
And I'm already getting invites for naughty.
Yeah.
So it's like, I don't know if I would want to do Dirty Vegas again.
Yeah.
I would do Dirty Vegas again.
But I kind of want to try naughty.
Yeah.
Because it's a little more, a little more of a destination.
We've done Vegas a thousand times.
And naughty is obviously we've already.
I just think and I said this before we went doing Dirty Vegas in Vegas, there's so much
to do in Vegas.
In Vegas.
It's kind of like bringing sand to the beach.
Yeah.
A little bit.
And as much fun as we had, we'll both agree.
The pool parties, the pool party on the second day was probably the best one because it could
be topless.
Yeah.
Oh, and we got there early.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So it's just like with all the restrictions there were for everything that we did that
weekend, I'm like, there was other places that we know of that are there that we could
have had a lot less restrictions and been more lifestyle friendly.
Yeah.
But it was an event.
We did it.
Yeah.
We had a good time.
I mean, ultimately we had a good time.
And we do like plush events in general.
Like we've always had a good time.
We already booked.
New Year's.
Booked, yeah.
We already booked tickets and the hotel for New Year's Eve 2025 in San Diego.
Right.
So that's the other thing that we said is that if we're doing these plush events, we
want to stay on site.
Like on at the host hotel.
We have to be the host hotel.
Because just like.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
Well, yeah.
Well, because like I said, especially with the hotel.
With Ahern.
Vanilla ice.
Like how you couldn't play.
There was no play like public play or like anything.
Unless you knew someone that had a room.
Yeah.
So then if we had a room, it was like it would be different.
Well, I like for this, I brought a whole bar and we.
And I never set it up because.
I know Sahara.
So here Sahara was one of the overflow, but it was very inconvenient to get to and from.
Yeah.
So it would have been like, Hey, how are you doing?
What's up?
You want to come back to the room and get a drink?
Sure.
And then you can come back to the 15 dollars and Uber later.
Or you could take the, you could take the bus that came every 20 minutes.
That was nice.
They had a shuttle.
What was so funny is the guy in the shuttle.
So there's a guy, there's a shuttle, right?
And it basically has like a handwritten like.
Cran drawing of like, it says plush on it, right?
On the side of this like white band.
And there's a guy in it with Fedora and he.
So we, we wrote it once.
We wrote it once and I'm like talking to him and I'm like, we're the only ones in the
band and I'm talking to him and I'm like, well, do you know what kind of party you're
like shuttling?
And he's like, I just know what's like, they told me it was like a bunch of party people.
And I was like, it's a bunch of swingers and he's like, what?
I haven't been hit on once.
I go, well, that's not how this works.
Like if you're not in it, we're not trying to attack you or recruit you.
Like that's not how this works.
And he's like, what the heck?
And then we saw him later in the party at the, the last party of the night.
And he was, he was like, I'm having such a good time now that I know.
I was like, oh, it's funny.
I was like, now I realized I can look at boobs and they didn't tell you what they, what you
were shut, who you were shuttling around or what kind of party it was.
He's like, they didn't tell me, they just told me it was party people.
And I was like, I mean, I guess that's valid.
But, but anyway, so yeah, there was a little shuttle, but it was kind of like the timing
of it.
It's like, when is it coming?
When is it going to end?
It was like every 20 minutes and then it's got three hotels that has to go between.
And I am like, when I'm ready to go somewhere, I'm a timeline person.
When I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go and I'm not going to wait for 20 minutes.
I'm going to call an Uber and have it there in two and get me back to the room.
Like, because there's always what's next.
We're moving to a reservation or something.
So then speaking of that, what's next?
We went to, so then Saturday, there was two parties you could have gone to.
So one at the Ahearn at the same hotel we were at, which could not be, which had, you
had to have pasties.
Yeah.
The second that was the same pool party we just did the same.
We did the day before the second one was at the Lexi, which is an adults only European
style pool.
So obviously tops are optional.
So we opted for the tops optional pool, which was actually a nicer pool.
It wasn't much bigger, but it was deeper.
Well, the thing that was weird though, we got there on time, like right when the party
was set to start.
We walk in the front door.
Oh, it was so weird.
And we was like a drag queen doing a big speech and we're like, did we walk into the wrong
like, what did we walk into?
It's like we walked in and in the lobby, there was a bunch of people seated and drag queens
on the stage.
It was like a whole show.
I'm like, are we at the right party?
Which way is the pool?
And they're like, oh, you're here for the pool party.
Go that way.
That was so confusing.
That was so weird.
Yeah.
It was confusing.
I'm like, I mean, I would love to watch this brunch show, but I am not here for this.
Um, yeah.
So that one was topless and that I feel like the lexie because it was adults only and there's
got to be a reason why they're not making that the host hotel, but it probably don't
have the convention.
Yeah.
They don't have the convention center for the parties, huh?
They have a slightly bigger pool, bigger layout, but they don't have the people and it was
it's and it's tops optional on the pool in the pool.
But the even just like, I feel like the security guards there because they're like probably
used to, I mean, I don't know who was hired by Plesh and who was like part of the hotel.
And I just felt like the vibe in general was a lot friendlier, like less like very like
the A-hearn was very rigid.
It was like, you can't do this, you can't do that.
And I was like, okay, I didn't really know what to do.
I was like, I don't want to be in the hotel.
The security at the front of the hotel yelled at our Uber driver.
Yeah.
Because she, she like parked in the wrong area or she, she drove against one way, but there
was like no threat to safety.
And he was like yelling at her and saying like, apparently reading is not part of your
job description.
And he was screaming at her like, wow.
And then the same guy later.
Anything about swingers, like we're not aggressive.
Yeah, exactly.
We're basically the hippies of.
And then like that same guy that yelled at our Uber driver yelled at one of our friends
inside.
Yeah.
And then later outside, he was outside punching the bushes.
Like that dude had like a.
It was just like too much.
Anger problem.
Big time.
Like go home, bro.
Yeah.
So I just felt like the vibe in general was a lot more lenient.
Yeah.
Like the security guards, the security guards, like they got it.
Yeah.
Right.
They were like, nobody's hurting anybody.
Like you're all adults here.
I definitely felt much looser.
Yeah.
It was much more of a loose.
Like at the Ahern while we were in the lobby, like all the security, this is where, this
is where people fuck up.
When you have security that's dressed like cops.
Yeah.
They're all in black.
They got their mag flashlights and they'd look like they're there to cause problems.
And they were like checking everyone's bag.
It was just fine.
Like check our bags.
You can do it so much nicer though.
Yeah.
It was just very.
Here's what I would do.
If I did that, I would like have my security guards in like light colors.
Yeah.
Security across it.
But when, when you have like a group that's just partying and not here to do anything to
anybody, but the overall vibe of the security was just, it felt like I was doing something
wrong.
I wasn't making money.
I mean that there was a line at the bar all the time.
It's like, it's not like anybody was trying to like run.
I mean there are people who are probably trying to sneak shit in and people probably got stuff
in.
You know, if they want to, they'll get it in.
Right.
Like we have freaking SPF bottles that look like SPF bottles, but really we could fill
them with liquor.
Like if we wanted to, we could.
Don't tell our secrets.
Yeah.
But like it's like their bar was packed.
They made tons of money.
You know, the hotel was packed.
Like it's like just fucking relax a bit.
Like chill dude.
Yeah.
It felt very militant.
Yeah.
I was trying to make light of things as I was like, as I got drunk or like going through
and they were kind of joking with me, but it was still like very much like you can't pass
without like us like cavity checking you.
And I'm like, what do you think I have a fucking flash shoved up my asshole?
Like no.
Like, you know what it was just like, it felt very like strict.
Yeah.
You know, much different than the other events where that's like, you know, like, you know,
just where the security disappears into the background and they're there when they're
needed.
Yeah.
This one, like right at the front door, there was like six security guards.
Yeah.
And it was so many of them.
I'm like, why do we need six people here checking bags?
Like that seems a bit excessive to me.
It just, it just, like I said, it felt very militant.
And then so coming into that and then walking in just made the overall uncomfortableness
of the whole thing.
Yeah.
Super uncomfortable.
I didn't know what to do.
I was like, what to do.
Yeah.
I was like, when we're on at the Lexi on Saturday, it just felt looser.
Like I, and because I had been at the A-hearn the day before, I like immediately walked
up to the, to the security guy and I'm like, I go, so I know the pool's topless.
Like, what can I do?
Where can I be?
Well, I, yeah, I was like, I go, the bathroom is essentially like right across from the pool,
but I do have to kind of enter into the sort of the hotel.
Like you kind of cross over a bit, but it's literally like right there.
Yeah.
Right.
So my thought process would be I'd be fine, but I didn't know and I didn't want to get
yelled at because that would have just ruined my fucking day.
It would have ruined your day because you would have been pissed.
They yelled at me.
So I was like, and then all our friends would have been pissed.
Like it would just would have been, you know, something I'm just going to figure this out
before I started getting drunk and I just know like where I need to be.
So then he was like, I'm not sure.
I think it's fine, but let me find out for you.
So I guess he went and found out, but I was already in the pool and doing things like
it.
So then when I came back out, I kind of looked at him and I'm like, do I need to tell?
I'm doing, did you figure this out?
He's like, I went to go look for you, but I couldn't find you to let you.
You know, you're fine.
As long as all you're doing is walking from here to there to that bathroom, you're not
going to the lobby or anything.
You're fine.
Topless.
I'm like, okay.
They just felt just way more friendly.
You know, it was just, he seemed friendly about it.
You know, he's like, oh, I tried to find you, but I couldn't find you.
I just want you to know you're fine.
And it just seemed looser.
And so that day was a really fun day.
We had a really good time that day.
But again, there was no play on site.
I mean, I think I saw some people giving a blow job in the pool, but it was technically
not allowed.
Yeah.
Again, it was a little looser.
Yeah.
And the pool was super crowded, but it was deeper.
So it didn't feel as crowded, I guess, because we were there early.
So we kind of got our spot.
Yeah.
We were like in the corner by the, by the stairs.
The entry.
Yeah.
And we had, the pool had more depth to it.
So you weren't like literally like waist level sticking out like a can of sleep.
You know what I mean?
I think one of our friends, I got meat mouth again.
I'm so gross when you say that.
Anyways, I'm kind of tall.
So I was standing in the water and I heard like, help me.
And then all of a sudden one of our friends that she was like the water was up to her
neck.
She grabbed my shoulders and she like pulled pulled up on me.
She's like, oh, thank you.
Yeah.
And apparently if you're short, you can drown in the, but we, we had like a kind of a private
bartender off, off the main pool that not many people knew about.
So we actually met her and, and open the tab there early and she had plastic cups that
were sitting down in the sun and they were literally melting.
It was hot.
They were like melting.
It was hot.
And I go, you should probably move those in a shade.
And DJ Lolo was in the house again.
Yeah.
Her set at a, a her and was better.
I'll just say that.
I know you said that.
You know, like, I'm so sad to say this, but her set was better.
You know what?
Oh, we didn't talk about so really quick before we go any further.
So Friday as we're leaving, we're leaving to go to our concert because we obviously
we needed to go eat dinner.
We needed to get dressed and go to the concert.
So we were on timeline.
So we were outside waiting for our Uber and you were like, I want some water.
And then you started to get up and I'm like, I don't want you going into the lobby.
I said, it's better if I don't go into the lobby.
You should go get me water because it's better if I don't go into the lobby because if I
go into the lobby, people are going to start talking to me and I'm never going to get out
of there and we're going to miss like getting our Uber or whatever.
I think we're actually waiting for the band.
I think that's the term.
Maybe the band.
Yeah.
But anyway, so I was like, you need to go in and get me water so that I don't get like
caught up and you could just be in and out.
Because I'm less likely to talk to people.
Well, yeah.
I'm more, I'm like more like a ninja.
So I was like, you go in and out and you're going to be fine.
So you go in there and I look over and I'm like, this guy, he's having a full on conversation
with his little DJ crush.
I walk up to the water and she comes up from my left.
I'm like, oh, hey, from a fellow DJ.
Great set.
And we, yeah, we started chatting for a few minutes.
She was like, what's your DJ name or something?
Yeah.
And I was like, is this Chris?
And she's like, just Chris?
I go, yeah, I don't really have like a fancy name.
So she goes, no, it's fucking Chris.
I go, okay, I'll take it.
Fucking Chris.
So yeah.
So I ended up being in there for a few minutes.
I come out and you're like, what the fuck?
I was like, you were supposed to be the quick one and you are not.
It would have been faster if I went in, but it was fine.
We didn't miss our best or our van or whatever the fuck.
Oh, and you also, you shot your shot with a chick in the A-horn pool.
No, that was the next day.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
I saw her in the A-horn and then I shot my shot in the Lexi.
So for those that-
She wasn't very impressed.
For those of you-
I don't even knew I was shooting my shot.
I'm so awkward.
I don't think she did.
Because here's the thing about you.
You are by comfortable, by situational.
You have a type when it comes to women.
I mean, I can appreciate all women, but if I'm watching something or seeing somebody,
a woman who catches my eye is usually dark hair, super dark hair.
I think I've said this before.
And full body tattoos.
Shit ton of tattoos.
But a pretty face.
Yes, pretty face.
Piercings are a plus.
You like the bad girl.
So you shot your shot and we were talking and you're like, oh my god, look at her.
I was like, all right.
And I saw the guy she was with and it wasn't me.
It wasn't me either.
Well, of course you don't look anything like the guy she was with.
No, I just he wasn't like, if I'm going to give a guy type, I don't know.
He wasn't your type.
Yeah.
It's just like he gave a vibe that wasn't.
Yeah.
Wasn't a good vibe.
It was let's just say it was it was people that we probably would not get along with
on a regular basis on just like a standard conversation.
The only one there that looked like that.
Yeah.
And she was pretty, but not as pretty as I normally would have liked.
Yeah.
So.
Pickens were slim.
It was yeah.
It was just like she only caught my eye most.
Well, she caught my eye mostly because she was one of very few people there.
She stood out.
Yeah.
She stood out.
Yeah.
I think she was like the only one.
And you know who stood out to me?
There was a girl there that from the back.
She was naked.
Oh yeah.
She had like a like it was like a butt plug.
She had a butt plug that was holding her entire front.
So she had like she had like a strap that went around her neck and then it came down
and there was like two small bands that covered her nipples and then it went down and there
was a string over her vagina that barely covered it.
But then it all attached to a butt plug.
Yeah.
So the butt plug was the anchor.
And then when you're like it's a butt plug I can see it when she bends over a little
bit.
And she was dancing.
You could tell she was like clenching.
Yeah.
Um, that was very odd.
It was interesting.
It was yeah.
It was it was definitely I'm like at first I'm like she's fucking naked.
I know from behind she looked naked.
Yeah.
And I was like I didn't think that was allowed.
Yeah.
I'm like what?
I didn't get the memo.
Because the first day I saw her was actually at the Ahern but she was covering just enough
to make it appropriate because she covered like her little strips covered her nipples
which is what they cared for.
But I guess you could have your ass out.
I mean it makes sense because people are string bikinis or whatever.
Yeah.
We were standing in line and I complimented her.
I think I said yeah.
I was like very nice suit there.
I like how that all comes together.
I'm sure you're the only person who complimented her that day.
She goes oh thanks babe.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're the only one who said anything.
The only one.
The only one who acknowledged it.
So at that particular pool party again it was very it felt very tame.
Well it was because you couldn't do anything.
I mean you made that with somebody.
I did.
You did.
I did.
Some guy that looked like LeBron James.
Yeah.
Everybody said he was like a short LeBron James.
Short LeBron James.
He was good looking.
And then I oh I made that with somebody.
Who?
I remember.
One of her friends.
Remember we were getting ready to leave and I was sitting down in the gazebo.
Oh yeah.
And she came and she jumped on me.
Yeah.
She was drunk.
Yeah.
Not that that's why she did it.
That's not what I meant.
That's not why I just thought of that because she was like saying how she had to go.
That explains her being so forward.
Yeah.
How she had to go eat and stuff or she didn't want to eat or whatever.
Well earlier I think it was earlier that night or the date earlier she was telling us.
She was like we got to get together and play and I'm like hey yeah.
And then she was really trying to force it that day and it was like well we're literally
in the mess.
We'll go have dinner with you guys and then we'll go back to our room.
I mean.
Well we did go back to the room.
So we.
Oh my gosh.
So we were in the pool all day.
You got to think at this point we've been partying since Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Partied.
Thursday.
Party.
Friday.
Party.
Saturday.
You know six.
Five to six hours each day pool party in the sun.
We went back to our room I think we ate.
We ate.
We went and ate dinner at our hotel and then we went back to our room.
To take a nap.
A quick nap.
And I'm not usually a napper but I was like I have to.
I was actually going to stay up and gamble.
But then I was like no I need a nap.
Like I really if I'm going to hang tonight I have to get some sleep.
So I think we went back it was about six thirty maybe or so.
And we were going to sleep until eight.
I think you told me it was just like an hour hour and a half.
Yeah we're going to get up.
We're going to get ready you're like eight because you know me how I'm not a napper.
You're like you're going to get up.
You're going to do this.
And I was like yeah yeah like tell me when to get up I'll get up you know it's fine.
So we wake up.
But here's what happens.
Here's what happens.
So we sleep with rain sounds because that just cuts out the noise right.
So apparently when you sync your phone to your Bluetooth speaker but you don't play
the rain sounds very loud.
It also turns down your alarm sounds.
Very uninaudable.
So we're sitting there and sleeping sleeping sleeping and then you get up and you use the
bathroom and the light from the bathroom wakes me up and I look over and I tap the top of
my phone and it's 1130.
Which if you know me it I panicked.
We are on time everywhere we fucking go.
The party started at nine.
If I say we're going to be somewhere we're going to be there and that was the plan.
And you had like you had like four people like texting.
I had a phone text.
Where are you?
I don't know.
Because you don't put your phone on silence.
I don't know how you missed the beeps from the.
We were just we're out.
We were out.
So we slept from whatever 630 to 1130.
But like I said all the audio on my phone was going through the speaker.
So since I had the speaker turned down.
So you had like a million texts like we're here where are you are you coming like what
are you doing like it was like and like fuck you're like you better get ready fast but
I'm I'm not one to take forever to get ready like I'm usually like quick to get ready plus
I mean you're able to save your makeup you just had to touch touch up a little bit here
and there space themes I just did space funds don't have to worry about like straightening
her and we had most likely no I don't know if we showered before but I think we showed
before and then we showed we got up but it was quick shower because we were really showered.
So anyway we got ready real fast like 30 minutes we were out the door.
We were at the party by like midnight or Uber driver we told her she's like you're fine.
We're like it goes till three.
She's like oh you're a perfect time to get to arrive.
You're like not if you know me.
But then I got there and I was still dragging ass and I felt like I had to catch up and
we walked in sobered up because we slept and we walked in and it was another one of those
everybody's drunk they come running up to you and good to see you.
And I was just like and I walked I stepped away for a second I got I can't I can't do
this right now.
Like I walked away kind of regain my composure took a few drinks and then we had a good time
Saturday night but it was I was I was it felt like I was in the same area.
Yeah I was ketchup and then we were in the same area and so it was very big space and
it was the theme was galactic.
I think half the people were on ecstasy or some other drug you know so it was just like
very much like yeah we saw one of our friends on the stripper pole.
She was on something it was just like a lot again and then a big open space and we were
trying to catch up and yeah so and again it just wasn't our favorite night time party
thing but we had fun but Lolo killed it.
From what I remember you're so funny.
We made friends like all the bartenders though there.
I kept telling one guy like one guy just kept overhearing me I was talking I'm like I love
sucking dick and he's like pouring me free drinks.
He's like you said was she gonna get a free drink or is she gonna pay for that and everybody
was like I think she's gonna get that for free.
Sure enough.
It doesn't work the same when I say that though.
I didn't even have to suck dick I just had to say I like it.
I walk up I'm like I love sucking dick.
I'm like good for you sir.
Oh there was another bartender there that looked like Seth Rogen.
Oh yeah.
He called himself he's a personal trainer too.
So he was buffer.
Swell Rogan or something.
Swell Rogan.
Yeah Swell Rogan.
Swell Rogan he had a business card I was like oh my god because I walked in was like I know
you get this all the time like I was like a thousand percent there's no way nobody has
ever said this to you besides me.
He's like and he has a full on business card.
Yeah he's like I'm a personal trainer.
Oh my god of course you are but um.
So yeah Saturday night was fun.
Yeah.
I mean overall like I said we always have a good time whether we're fucking with the
bartenders or meeting new people or hanging out with our friends or all of the above but
it just wasn't again like.
Saturday my only regret from the weekend is not getting there on time Saturday.
Yeah.
Because I know that was the big party night and not getting there you know on time and
not.
I don't think it would have changed any.
But it would have allowed me to not I wouldn't have been as like ragged.
I would have been like.
And that was the night our friend got yelled at like she literally like you couldn't have
okay so again you couldn't wear at the A her and so you couldn't have any nipples out like
everything was which thank god I bought a bunch of pasties.
I mean I have pasties but like ones I want to kind of like use for like special occasion
like to wear like to wear out you know like to wear out like without tops on them but
like all the pasties I bought I had to like have a top on and then could I take my you
know it was just like very like yeah where can I be so they're very throw away pasties
um but yeah so our friend again used to all of the other parties that we go to where tits
out it's fine including some other plush parties she was taking a picture and like took her
tits out or whatever take a picture and a security guard saw her and got all fucking
bent out of shape yelling at her husband trying to kick him out kick him out of the hotel
that they're staying at yeah it's like no bro and it was like no no art of de-escalation
whatsoever no art of de-escalation they took it from like zero to a hundred yeah it was
like you could have just said like hey we're not you're not allowed to do that here like
no nudity you know whatever and it's not like the room was full of anybody but adults who
were there for the party yeah it was a rented wasn't that the zoo it was a rented venue
so I don't get why it was so aggressive but so that kind of like put a little vibe on
things yeah he was screaming at them and he's like you need to go up to your room and not
come back down like watching we're like yeah she's like holding her pizza box she's like
what do you want me to do here like I said that was the same security that yelled at
her driver and that was punching bushes outside because having a bad day which was weird because
it was the only thing he was dealing with was a bunch of like naked drunk people but
we weren't even like nobody was yeah I don't know it was too much that was one of the things
this kind of like a little bit of a damper on the other yeah so anyway so we did all
that and then Sunday Sunday Sunday so plush was over at checkout time on Sunday which
was 11 a.m. but we were there till Monday yes so we had planned to do with burrs which
is a lifestyle party resort I don't know it's a house house that's been taken over by a
resort we've talked about in a couple episodes but basically it's just an old house that
it's one of the OG LS places but they have like indoor rooms and they have a big pool
so during the summer they do pool parties yeah and such and we've always gone at night
yeah we've only been there during October so we've only we've never been to their pool
parties so they're really excited about going to the pool party it was it's an LS place
we knew they had playrooms were like fully new fully new like all right finally we're
gonna release ourselves from the constraints so and then I had all these plans I was gonna
take you back and I was gonna strap you up and you were like but then what happened is
four days of partying happened and in our Uber ride on the way there I started getting
so nauseous like nausea is the worst feeling and I just until you're nauseous you forget
how bad it is to feel nauseous and it's a from our hotel it was like a 20 minute drive
yeah and I was just like oh my god I cannot throw up in our Uber driver was not friendly
no I was like it's hot in her car I'm like I she kept like gassing it and then slowing
down yeah it was like oh my god it was the worst drive ever I'm like when is this gonna
end I'm like I'm gonna have to learn to pull over so I can throw up like it was so bad I
felt so nauseous but then we get there and I'm like okay if I drink some water like maybe
just being out of the car will help you know and I'm sitting there and I'm trying to rally
but it's just not going on the couches inside the living room yeah which is nice and cool
cool it was coolish and but it was just like we got there early like that was our plan
to get the party from 12 to 6 yeah so we got there at 12 30 I think and I'm just like in
and out of the bathroom like trying to throw up like make myself feel better I'm like I
can't feel better I'm like sipping water and we just look crazy sitting on that couch we
literally looked like we were still uncomfortable well if anybody you know if you've ever been
to an Ellis party you know there's always the couple in the corner that is fighting
fighting or they're just so uncomfortable because they don't know what to expect or what to
do or what's going on around them and you're always like that's that was us we looked like
that so I like I kept like rubbing your leg just so people can look at us I mean like
we're not fighting yeah we're just we're on the struggle bus people were trying to like
come over and like be nice and be like hey welcome and be friendly but I was just like
I was not feeling I couldn't even talk I was just like I feel like if I open my mouth I'll
throw up but I don't feel like I have to throw it's just it was like so bad and then you're
like well should we go and I'm like I can't get back into a car like that's the thing
if it was our car I would be fine with it because then I could be like pull over or
I was frustrated because there's nothing I can do to make me feel yeah like normally
it's like alright you're not feeling good fine we'll go home yeah but we couldn't do
that yeah I couldn't even leave because I was like there's no way I can get back into
an Uber I yeah like the motion of being in an Uber will just like set me over the edge
so I'm like I think I can rally and I just kept thinking I would feel better so we're
literally sitting there and then you go out to get me some water and you run into some
friends that we've previously seen at EDR and you're like yeah she's not feeling good
she's on the struggle bus and they come inside and then they're just like I hate seeing you
guys like this because normally you're so bubbly and so friendly and you know just happy
go lucky and like smiling and you just look miserable and I'm like I am and it sucks
and then you had heartburn that suddenly hit you well then you started feeling better you
told me you're like you know what I'm starting to feel a little bit better figure this out
but then I started getting like massive acid reflux and I'm like but then our friends from
EDR they've she found some thumbs to help you feel better so after about three hours
literally we stopped on the couch for three hours it was so bad and so many people were
trying to be so nice and I mean just it's a good community and that place in general
like we've had pretty good like experiences there and they're looking out at the pool
having fall ball I'm just like go leave me here but it was like I just couldn't I mean
nausea is the worst so then like three hours into it I'm like okay I think I'm like the
nausea is gone enough that like I still don't feel obviously 100% but the nausea is gone
so that's like the biggest thing right like I don't want to be in the pool trying to throw
up or something weird you know or like running out of it all like a weirdo so I'm like okay
the nausea is gone I think I can rally and get in the pool so we did because we're like
I'm in like we're gonna save today so we had you're like I think you just need hair of
the dog like maybe just a little more like the dog you need some cold water from the
pool so we got in and kind of like socialize a little bit it wasn't obviously like ideal
because I mean like I said they have playrooms area was like all the things and it's like
and there was a good-looking crowd there it was like a lot of people it was neither one
of us were feeling but it was I was not feeling sexy at all I was like I can't I mean the
last thing I need to be doing is like being jiggled around and make my nausea come so
we were just existing but I put a I put a check in the wind column though that would
the fact that we got it I know a thousand percent and so we did the three hour you did play
a little bit you got you got some of your the best meat in Vegas you got Tom's meat
in your mouth oh yeah Tom the owner of the place he owns it right I think he's one of
the yeah so he was making burgers and oh my god these burgers were like so thick humongous
so yeah I had the best meat in so he he told me to make sure that we put on our Cassidy
account that we both had Tom's meat in our mouth it was the best meat we've ever had
he didn't make a good burger very good it was like hit the spot handmade yeah cuz then
so then we like really didn't eat because obviously wasn't feeling good so I didn't
eat really much breakfast and then nausea wasn't eating anything then and then so then when
I once I did start feeling good and then the party was like winding down cuz you can it's
only till six so we were there we were in the pool for about three hours maybe yeah we
were there till like six and so right before it ended I was like well he's still making
burgers so I'm gonna get one before we leave so we both got a burger chatted up with another
couple from Colorado I mean overall it was it was fun but it wasn't obviously it wasn't
the fun we anticipated having when we wasn't what I expected but that's honest well you
also have to you can't really go in with too many expectations like if you're expecting
too much always you're just gonna be disappointed you just got to go with the flow and that's
what the day brought us and we had a good time and made the best of it and then we went back
to the room and we slept for 12 hours my god we were so dead we were like we literally
yeah we went back to the room we gambled a little bit I I was going to and then I think
I said no yeah we because we went we went and got like chips and salsa or something and
we both were like we're not drinking we're just having water so we both have water and
I think a lemonade or something and then I was like yeah I'm in a gamble and then after
I finished I was just like I'm dead so we went to bed so early it was it was like eight
because then I said you know we got shit to do tomorrow we're just driving home let's
make sure we get good sleep and we slept from eight to eight and that was much needed it
was so needed because it was a long fucking weekend yeah so ultimately it was a fun weekend
it was a good time we always like I said we always enjoy plush parties always a good
looking crowd fun people I mean in the past in other parties we've met really good people
we didn't meet a ton of new people this time we met a few but not a ton downside is there
was no play on site as far as anything and then the nudity outside of going to someone's
room yeah outside of going to someone's room and then the nudity was minimal which I mean
I like being topless I like topless too yeah so that was but I mean would I do it again
maybe I like plushes New Year's party better yeah and then like you said naughty in New
Orleans is like right the next weekend I know we had friends that went and they were texting
us as they were there and we had some FOMO with that whole time they were saying how
much of a good time they were having and yeah although they said it would be better if we
were there of course everything is better with us so and I don't know what the I think they
do play on site like they do actual play parties and stuff at naughty naughty Nolans is July
9th next year yeah yeah so I think I probably if we were going to do anything do that and
and then just keep with plushes New Year's parties because I just feel like like I said
I feel like with the dirty and dirty Vegas it's bringing sand to the beach that was also
the thing is it would have been an easier weekend for us party wise if we didn't have
all the other shit we wanted to do yeah if we just went Friday through Saturday I mean
like if we didn't want to do it was a long parties like yeah party from 12 to 6 and
then 9 to 3 it's still a lot you know it's long this podcast podcast I wanted to call
it like 30 minutes ago well we just needed to wrap it up and you made me like wrap it
up real fast the last one like I didn't talk about anything chop chop yeah so yeah so there
we are so I think we're gonna close this up here pretty soon is there anything else you
wanted to say I don't think so I don't think so either gonna be at be a Vita tomorrow yeah
so July 6th which is tomorrow so this probably is not gonna get published until tomorrow morning
which is Saturday morning it's gonna go out and if you're listening to it we're actually
probably gonna be party and naked and then um July 20th is the next DTF less party in
minifay you can get details on that if you join the DTF community on Cassidy if you're
in SoCal it's the place to be they actually have a big pool party coming up August 10th
they're doing a kind of like a takeover collaboration with be a Vita so it's gonna be the DTF it's
gonna be a glow party that's gonna be fun we're already booked there we already got
that all tickets bought and then um yeah I think that's it on the books for now but well
except for New Year's Eve yeah New Year's Eve is already on the books because we wanted
to make sure we got it the host the host hotel we didn't want to be the last year too so
yes that was so um anyways I think that I think we're gonna call it when enjoying the sweet
side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up
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