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Death Valley 2024. What are we doing?
We are driving to Las Vegas, Nevada. Not to be confused with Vegas, Puerto Rico.
I didn't realize that was a thing. Apparently I looked it up. It was like 24 hours to Vegas.
I'm like what? Yeah you got to take plans whatever.
Yes, so wrong Vegas. You were looking up the weather. Which are similar actually?
At the time. It's a little bit warmer. So yes we are on the 15th freeway. If you guys have
ever been this way you know it's just a long stretch of desert road with just a
handful of cars just going to lose their money. Everybody's going to lose their money.
Or but it's gonna get to... There's really nowhere else to go but Vegas from here.
And Buffalo Bills. I mean okay Nevada. Nevada. There's nowhere else to go but it's in Nevada.
But from here. So we are on our way to Plush Dirty Vegas. Got darting!
Which is weird because... It is currently Wednesday afternoon.
Yes. Wednesday... What's today's date? June 19th.
We are actually coming in early.
And because the parties for Plush don't start till technically tomorrow.
But we probably won't start with them until Friday. Yeah Friday pool party day.
So we've got pink pool party. We've got 80s for the ladies.
We've got... It's my line. It's still my line. Start over.
Two over. We've got galactic glam. Whatever that means.
Yeah I'm trying to think of all the things I brought. Yeah. I think that's it.
And then the pool parties are pasties. Which is unfortunate.
Only at one. Yeah I guess the other one. You could be topless.
This... The host hotel is the Ahern Hotel. And that does not...
While it's a full takeover it is no nudity. So you're allowed to have pasties.
And there are pool parties which is Friday and Saturday. But on...
One of the overflow hotels is at the Lexi. And on Saturday they're having two pool
parties. They're having one at the Ahern. And then they're doing a topless
pool party at the Lexi as well at the same time. So if you want boobies or if
you want pasties you get your choice of two. I'm just like not sure who would
want to go to the pasty one. I guess women who don't want to have their kids out.
That I also think it's going to be convenience.
Because if you have a room at the Ahern you might not want to leave the Ahern.
Which I get. Oh yeah I get that too I guess. But we are at either of those two
hotels. We're at the third hotel which is Sahara.
Yeah. And there's nothing happening at the Sahara. So we're going to have to go
out and about regardless of what we do. So I could... I don't foresee us
you know doing anything other than a topless pool party on Saturday. But
weird things have happened. Yeah and it only does 400. That's the only thing I
was thinking. I'm like maybe it's going to be capacity.
Oh it's good. We know that the... Which one is 400?
Lexi says 400. Oh really? Yeah. Because I know Ahern is a tiny pool.
So... Maybe that was... I think it was Lexi but... Yeah we'll have to make sure we get
there early to the Lexi one. Yeah. I know.
Hopefully there's no lines. I fucking hate lines. I hate lines too.
Um... I mean we did their New Year's Eve thing. There was...
Not really any lines for that. No but they were... All those things took
in place in place of huge ballrooms. Yeah that's true.
So we'll see. I mean but the... The flyer says uh 1500 guests expected or
something to that effect. So not everybody's a pool person. Not
everybody wants to get in the pool you know when it's 115 degrees.
Yeah. So maybe it's just the uh you know hand full of people and we don't have to
fight anybody like you said. Maybe. We'll see. This is our first time
doing dirty Vegas so but we've again like I said we've done the
plush parties before and the one we've did was good. So we'll see.
Hopefully this is good. If not we're in Vegas so literally we could go do a
billion other things. Well here we have a billion other things on our
our list of things to do which is why we came in early.
Yeah because we haven't been to Vegas even though we live very close. Well I
mean relatively close. Uh in two years two and a half years. We went in
October or 2022. Okay so it's been two years.
Basically. Coming up on two yeah. Coming up on two and um
usually we go every year. Usually. Usually we go every year. Yeah we try to
make it out here but you know what this is the first time we've come in a long
time in the middle of like summer. Yeah because I said I would never do that.
Yeah. Because we came once in August and it was like
fucking ridiculous. Hell. Literal. Hell. Just like that
five minute walk between hotels was enough to kill you. Yeah it was so bad.
But we have a reason to come. Right. Like normally when we come to Vegas we'll
just come and we'll just spend four or five days just running around and
hitting different spots but we have an actual event we're going to so it made
more sense to come out this time of year because obviously they weren't going to
move the date for us. Yeah I don't know why. I contacted them. I'm like
have you guys thought about maybe. I thought I'm not doing it in the middle of
hell. Maybe like mid-November. You know. It's hard to do pool parties even in
Vegas. They don't do them in mid-November. Yeah they stop. They already stop in October.
Mid-October. Yeah. Which is why we always miss the pool
parties because we always come in the end of October. Yeah.
So we've got a couple things planned besides Dirty Vegas.
If you listen you know we are Tiki bar people. We like Tiki bars. We like
Tiki vibes. So we've got some down in Vegas that we
have been to and we're going to come back and go to. Speaking of that we didn't
toast. Well because we're not drinking. Oh that's
that's why I'm not drinking. Yeah I'm having iced tea and you're having
Sprite Sands the vodka. Sands the vodka. Yes you are.
Correct. All right well we can we can still cheers that. We can cheers our
cheers our life. Our road. Pure leaf. Pure leaf.
But yeah like you were saying we we like her Tiki bar so we gotta
and for those we're gonna hopefully hit two of them today by the time you get
checked in. Yeah that's my plan. And then I really want to try that
play place that's at the Luxor so I'm hoping we'll have time for that.
The adult playground. It's the adult playground it's got like
and it's not the adult playground in like an LS type of way it's like the adult
playground in like a literal playground it's got like games and
like not like an arcade games though they're like
like. It's kind of like American Gladiator courses where
there's obstacles you got to run through and then you have to
jump on a trampoline with like a body suit of Velcro and you attach yourself to
the wall. It's like you're you're part of the game like checkeries but you're the
actual pieces or things like that. I mean we haven't been so this is just all I've
seen online but I don't know I'm I like you're not a
games person. I'm not a games person but they have alcohol.
Yeah so we'll see. There's that. I added it to my guide.
It's it's on a list of possible things to do. Yeah.
But so is shoot a machine gun. No it's not. And drive a tank.
Live. So we'll have to see if there's time. Yeah there's time.
And then we've got all the oh we're doing a concert.
concert Friday night. Friday night which just happened to coincide
with dirty Vegas. Well that was what drew us to the weekend.
Yeah you were like oh it's dirty Vegas as well. Yeah I'm like hey let's go to
this concert of some of my favorite bands and then
oh shoot look what's also happening just down the street.
So it made sense. Looky looky. It's like it was planned.
I know and Sahara was actually one of the concert
uh like the group ticket whatever the whole ticket package stuff package stuff
and we didn't do them but it was a package so
hotel and then this was a hotel option for dirty Vegas so that just made sense
to stay at the Sahara. Yeah since Ahern was booked
because normally we would like to stay on site. It's always it's always best to
try to stay on site because everything is convenient but
one thing Plush is doing is between the three hotels
they're having a shuttle that runs every 15 minutes
so I don't know I know like the the night parties run till 3am so I don't
know if at 315 there's going to be a shuttle there or not.
They're actually pretty good about that because um I remember when we did uh
well from what we've won the one big event we did with them because remember
uh New Year's Eve they had the taco truck and then the you know Greek
truck like outside till like 4am or something. I mean I think they kind of
that sounds seems like something they kind of think about the fact that
everything is late. Yeah we're a bunch of partiers. Yeah I mean I
don't think they have to think of late night food in Vegas because there's a
whole lot of late night food in Vegas but there wasn't any late night food
where we were at. I thought hotels were New Year's Eve and they thought of all of
that so um so hopefully I think they will I mean I
think we'll see. I mean we'll see. You're a positive optimist.
Yeah otherwise we'll just get into a Uber because I hear you cannot walk around
that area at night. I would not want to. Yeah 3am.
Yeah get ourselves into like a meth fight or something
unintentionally. A meth fight? I don't know.
I don't even know what a meth fight is. I don't know what a meth fight is either but
I have to google that. Well look it up.
Probably not something you want to be involved in. Apparently I gotta
google it and be ready for a meth fight. No because we're not walking.
But now I want to be in a meth fight in Vegas. You don't even know what it is.
Why would you want to be in it? That's the story for the next podcast. If you make it
out the meth fight. It's fine. It's fine. I don't think it is.
So outside of the meth fight we're are gonna we got a couple tiki bars today
we got a couple tiki bars tomorrow we got a strip club tomorrow.
A little backstory on the strip club. Every time we've come to Vegas we always
go to this uh hole in the wall. Dive bar.
Dive bar. It's called play it again Sam's.
And look it up. It's right next to one of our favorite
tiki bars so it just makes sense. We go there during the day
and then we go experience the day shift at the the strip. The evening shift.
Yeah something like that. The prior to dinner shift. But yeah it's
it's a it's a good group of dancers there at that hour.
And um every single time we've gone there
the same one has always come over to us and she remembers us. She remembers us
every single time. Even if it's been like it's always been that
minimum a year between our visits. At least yeah. And she remembers us which
is so not like in a way shippers remember you like oh yeah I remember
him. No like in a way like she literally like recalled conversations we've had.
I'm like she really does remember us.
And then uh I always get a lap dance from her. Just one because you don't want to
get freaky. Last time she invited me back to the
champagne room and I declined. Yes. I said I do not wish to hit. We don't have to pay for that.
I'm excited. The event I'm going to have some good friends. If you wanted to get strange
head or strange ass or whatever the case is. Something new. We could do that without
you paying for it. So we will pay for the lap dance and that is as far as we will go.
Exactly. With that. So that's on the docket for tomorrow.
I am joking. Take a sip of your sprite. We just finished
eat lunch. I'm all like I got beat now.
Had a big old steak and cheese. Um so we've got this strip club that we're
going to and then we will probably do
whispers on Sunday. On Sunday. They we've done whispers
only on Saturday nights. Twice. So if you're not familiar with the
Vegas scene there's quite a few LS friendly LS
things. Places there. I mean obviously like. That was a really exaggerated way.
Well because I was just thinking. LS friendly LS type.
Well because I was thinking of like the green door or whatever it's called.
The red rooster. Red rooster and the green door are like
OG. Yeah but we've not. We've heard enough to never want to go.
Yeah we've heard enough that we're not keen on going there. Nothing. I can't speak
against them. I just I've heard enough and all the options are plentiful.
So yeah actually one day I do want to go there.
I want to see it because yeah I want to get into a meth fight.
At the green door. I've heard. Or the red rooster. That's the place to go for
meth fight. You know what Jeff the body painter told me about those two places.
What did he tell you about this? He told me that they hire
we'll call them models. Uh-huh. Um that take single men around.
Okay I mean that makes sense. The place so that because they I guess they
advertise they don't allow single men in. I don't know. I don't know a lot about it.
But anyway we're kind of we're kind of speaking a lot of
like here saying just things we've heard. Yeah so anyway we just haven't heard
allegedly. We allegedly that's allegedly and we haven't
heard the best thing so anyway that's not one of the things on our
docket. However if you would like to visit them
tell us how email us and tell us how it went. Or if you've been there let us know
because like I said we've never been there. We try to give everything a
chance. We just heard enough to put that at the
bottom of our list. Enough from enough. So if there's
something else that you have to say about it that makes it a great place.
One of your best experiences please email us and let us know because
still got to be mouth. I would love to know more.
It does huh. I got that glory hole mouth.
There was a glory hole in that bathroom when we stopped that in the biggers.
Was there? Oh yeah. Was it really? Are you lying or are you serious?
I'm totally lying. Okay I was like there wasn't one at my side.
That's why it took me 20 minutes.
Um but so we've not been to those two however we have been to Whispers before.
Which I think we talked about on the podcast a while back right? Yeah I
think so but we so we went there but each time we go it's in October
so and it just so happens it lands on their fetish night.
Yeah. Um their BDSM night which has always been kind of fun because I think
the couple that runs the BDSM part of it they're actually
very uh um how do I like they're just they take it
like they're very rule oriented and I'm sure this is how yeah I'm sure how this
is how the BDS community is. I mean it has to be because someone that can be
very dangerous if you're not. Yeah. But um
they they they have they lay out all their rules they're very they are very
good at enforcing them. They're like they're not intimidating though
you know like they're very welcoming but not intimidating but there's like
rules so I don't know I think the way they they do it I don't know I I like the
couple they're like yes they're cool they seem like
what they're doing matters to them and um so it's been good experience for me to
test out some things that I've kind of been like interested in
trying like spanking which it's okay. You got more than spanking you you had a
full on impact play. Yes impact play. A bunch of different ones you had uh
vloggers. Yeah and for me it wasn't even the impact
player the vloggers it was the fact that I had an audience so for me it was more
my um exhibitionist side of me that was I think more enjoying it than the
actual the actual impact play and stuff. Um
but I was actually just thinking about that the other day the impact play
because do you remember we were um we then after that after our visit we
kind of not forgot but like we're thinking about it we were in the jacuzzi
and you had me bend over and you were taking a picture of my ass and you're
like what the fuck happened to your ass and we kind of like didn't dawn on us
at first that it was probably from the impact play that I had bruises.
Yeah and I was like I don't know what happened to my ass.
That's something you ask every Sunday morning what happened to my house.
But um some electric play and then uh just a dose of shabari. Yeah tiny dose of
shabari so which I do like being tied up to an extent.
You've liked how much you've got tied up so far. Yeah exactly. You have a picture.
Yeah I haven't hit my threshold. Yeah I'm done. I haven't hit my threshold.
You don't want to you don't want to be hanging from your nipples. I'm not.
No my nipples are kind of on like more sensitive than some people's maybe I
don't know I'm not here for that but um yeah so we did that so we've but because
it's been October there we've been in the evening and there's not been
the pool nobody nobody's in the pool. They've always started the pool party
or finished the pool party season like two weeks before we get there. Yeah a week
or two weeks before we go. And they have a massive pool and it always looks fun
and we always say you know one of these days we have to make it to the pool
parties so just the other day I'm looking
at our schedule and Dirty Vegas technically ends Sunday morning at 11
a.m. at checkout of the primary hotel but we're staying all the way to
Monday maybe Tuesday so I was like well shoot whispers is having a
Sunday pool party from 12 to 6. Yeah so we might have to check it out
in the middle of the summer nice and hot DJs food
ass ass ass ass ass and I think that one can be nude that one's full that one's
wide open it's a it's a house basically it's a converted house
like Creed said
we boom fire oh yeah so it's a it's basically a converted house so yeah it's
uh it's yeah so it'll be naked um and then there's two two other places that
we know they're actually owned by the same company or group or people or
whatever yeah lighthouse lv and um
flirts and flirts does pool parties as well
yep um I just don't yeah but I did hear that their
Saturday one was better they do one on Saturday and Sunday
I heard a Saturday one was better I mean Saturday makes more sense because
you're gonna let loose more on a Saturday but I don't know how much this weekend
will be because of Dirty Vegas being there so anyone who's kind of I've not
anyone but I think a lot of people who are going out there
are doing it because they're doing Dirty Vegas yeah
that's just my things I don't know how busy um
the flirts will be for their pool parties but then they do a nightclub thing
um and they're having like a hot wife event on
Thursday which we have some friends going to
so there's and I think greedy girls and I've heard
I mean I've heard really good things about flirts and playhouse
in general yeah so I think um that would definitely be on our list of places to
visit when we come back yeah to Vegas another
time so you done whispers if we go on Sunday it'll be our third
our third time going yep so uh and our first time at
playhouse I kind of want it to be just a standard
Friday or Saturday couples party yeah um like you said this one's more geared
towards hot wives and there's gonna be a bunch of single males running around
and I think it's not it maybe a takeover kind of thing like
another another a dual group promotion yeah it's
it's uh front porch swingers they have a podcast they're one of the most
popular og podcast they've been around for forever
they co-sponsor the event from what I understand with Nicole and Steve from
Playhouse okay so yeah it's like a I don't know I don't know if it's
takeover but it yet it's definitely a co-sponsored event
and I think they do it like one Thursday every month like the
second or third Thursday every month whatever this is falling on I believe is
don't hold me to it but I think that's what it is yeah
I think that's what our friends were saying I think that's what I read and
guess what everybody what we are now in
Nevada welcome to Nevada
sound like a Sunday Sunday Sunday I did what you do when we start the podcast
see what happens when Bigfoot meets the grave digger we're next to
whiskey peats it's whiskey peats versus the buffalo bills
it's not the football team so yeah we're what about 30 minutes
out from Vegas now now let's go so yeah we got we got a
ton of stuff to do this weekend our docket is full first couple nights
we're staying on Fremont street for those of you that know what that is then you
know but if you don't know you know if you know you know but
Fremont street is like considered the old Vegas it's like the old downtown
before the strip was the strip and now it's just a bunch of
just one long shut down street and they have like
light shows and bars and casinos free concerts free concerts and outside like
outdoor free concerts but one of the best parts is
they have a bunch of street performers and their circles
up and down the street and the street performers rent those circles you know
they get a permit and they do all that stuff and
there's everything there from women in non outfits and g-strings taking photos to
guys in Superman outfits that they bought from Mexico and they don't look
anything like Superman outfits and then there's you know
drummer it's called bucket drummers there's
hip-hop artists there's all kinds of crazy however
what i have heard because now my fyp on my freaking
reels or whatever is all Vegas now um is if you're going to take a picture
with any of these performers pay them first or tip them first or negotiate the
tip first yeah because you're gonna tip them like you have to that's how they
make their money but negotiate the tip first otherwise
they will like harass you and attack you for more money and do you remember as
this made me just think of the fact that we went there with some friends
and uh street performer one of those guys that are all in gold
had grabbed really did grab actually grabbed me and my friend to another girl
another girl to um take a picture so we're like okay whatever like we'll take
a picture just kind of pose we kind of pose and we're there and then
he literally like we didn't ask him for the picture like he literally grabbed us
we're like okay and then we were kind of standing there and like
he wouldn't let us go like he literally was like holding us
i'm like kind of awkwardly laughing like okay like this isn't funny anymore
you about to get elbowed full yeah and then your friend you and your friend were
like our husbands her husband and you were like
no we're not doing this like you're gonna let go it was a boss it can ugly
fast yeah so yeah so figure out how much you're
tipping and if they grab you don't go with them and don't don't just take
pictures from afar because they yeah they will they will chase you down
yeah that is their job and got at a point you got to respect that because
they're out there to make that money but they are a bit aggressive but i mean
it's the same way in like new york with a lot of straight performers yeah
but um yeah it's it can be can be insane yeah but so they but they also have uh
that's where like cheap drinks are used to be way cheaper i mean they're they're
still very cheap for cheaper if you go to the right place like still the ones
outside they pour heavy they pour really heavy and but i will say the strip or
the old old vegas fremont strip has changed drastically since you and i
first really started to enjoy that because he used to have a
uh little had one strip club called the glitter gulch and it was great it was
run down probably owned by the mob at some point
probably was still owned by the mob probably but and then they had all those
little uh little tiny um on the bayou yeah casinos that were not
attached to a hotel they're like the size of a 7-11
yeah and you would go in there and they would give you beads and it felt more
like a party like yeah and you go and you buy like a
you know ten dollar long island in the guitar and you run around but
now it's uh it's got a little more corporate like it's it's right which
happens all the hotels have like i think like so like the golden nugget was
like the only decent hotel down there um and so when we did go and we stayed
down there that's where we stayed and then they redid their whole thing they
redid their pool like several years ago they read their whole thing and then um
other other places shut down that were like that like the
glitter gulch shut down and then the little teeny
uh casinos shut down and then more hotels went in there and then those and
then the hotels that were down like the four queens and stuff i think they
started redoing their so they just i mean they i get it they were trying to
bring more money down there and make it more appealing for people because it
was getting a bit sketch it still is kind of sketch but
from time to time i know one time we went down there and they were like
um they had like a uh metal detector we had to walk through
do you remember yeah yeah so um it does become a party it does get a bit
rowdy but i feel like that's like what you sometimes want when you're in vegas
yeah like we're not club people like we're not here to stand in a line for four
hours to pay 30 dollars for a and then a oh no oh no yeah i was gonna say no like
a 50 dollar cover and then the 30 dollar drink um that's not our scene it's not
our vibe our vibe is more let's go watch a free concert and drink
cheap liquor in the street so we're homeless
you just summed it up we're homeless people um
i don't carry a brown bag with my drink though no um
no but yeah it's uh it's still definitely still definitely the party
yeah still all of that it's just slightly more upscale
yeah and everything just costs a little bit more
but it's still fun it's still it's still our favorite uh
place to go and we go to vegas we will do the strip every now and then but we
still prefer the off the path you know tiki bars and the dive bars and
the dirty strip clubs and all that good stuff
i don't you keep saying dirty let's call them older
let's call them grime dive bar strip clubs
i want to dive bar sounds nostalgic dirty just sounds gross i want my
bathrooms in a dirty strip club to the urinals don't flush
it just piles up throughout the day and then it's got ice cubes in the
urinals play it again sam's is old but the the bathroom was fine
urinals flushed it's fine and they pour and anytime you go to places like that
they pour their drinks stronger yeah they do and they're i mean they
weren't as cheap as i thought they should be
but i mean i was getting a show and drink so
exactly how can beggars can't be cheaters
so yeah we uh we have a whole weekend slash
week planned up we're we're currently talking about extending our stay by one
day to add some more fun in there but we're saying that now as we're entirely
sober i know that's why when i'm when you keep asking me i need to know you need
to know and i'm like i don't know i'm like i
like it's like maybe that's too much people are already telling me like you're
gonna stay basically a week in vegas that's insane i'm like i don't know
i think i mean i'm pretty good the thing is
and partying we've done we've done four five days in vegas before
yeah but those four or five days were we wake up in the morning we have a nice
breakfast we go out we go to a couple of bars and we call it a night
this is literally gonna be partying yeah from the
second we wake up i mean you made the other ones so boring and they weren't
that boring i don't know we've always party but i mean like this is gonna be
like literally partying with the party starts at midnight
12 to 6 then there's a me and midday yes noon
yeah no no noon to six yeah you said midnight full party starts at midnight
so noon to six then there's a three hour break and then the night time parties
are nine i believe it's eight or nine i think it's nine
to three a.m so they give you a little bit of a dinner break but i mean
outside of that break and then we got a concert we're gonna be going to on
friday night it's friday evening it's gonna be hot as fuck
yeah we're gonna be hurting but it's gonna be a really fun time yeah you're
kind of talking me out of saying that extra day no you're gonna want to say
that day because i like to get up early and leave on the
day up so do you really want to get up monday morning no so maybe
that's where we monday can be our recovery day
maybe we can play on that day maybe we should we're like you keep telling me
that yeah i'm trying to convince you to push play to the neck to the
like end of it exactly and then if we don't accidentally make it then it's
fine yeah we'll see we'll see but ultimately i'm
exhausted just thinking about it actually yeah i just yon to see
another nap and you're already napped an hour and a half on the way to vegas
today it was that long and no it was an hour
yeah i listened to an album yeah so anyways i think uh i think we're good
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