1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,280 The podcast you're about to listen to is for adults only. 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,160 Anyone under 18, please turn on KidsBop right now. 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,160 Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,440 we are not professionals at all. 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:24,120 With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:31,120 and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California. 7 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,200 I'm looking for a guy in finance. 8 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,120 Chess fun, 6'5", blue-ass, big dick. 9 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,120 Okay, I'm done. 10 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,120 You're my worst nightmare right now. 11 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,120 I know. 12 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,120 Yes. 13 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,120 You said bring the energy. 14 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,120 Bring the energy, yes. 15 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Bring the action. 16 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Bring it all. 17 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,120 All right, everybody. 18 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:28,120 Welcome back to another... 19 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,120 Drinking episode. 20 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,120 Drinking episode. 21 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:36,120 It is Thirsty Thursday here tonight in Southern California. 22 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,120 It is. 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,120 Thirsty and also Thong Thursday. 24 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 Thong Thursday. 25 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Well... 26 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 Are you wearing a thong? 27 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,120 I'm currently at Commando. 28 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,120 Stand up. 29 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,120 I was wearing a thong earlier. 30 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Stand up. 31 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,120 Stand up and put your butt in my microphone. 32 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Come on. 33 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,120 Turn around, bend over, drop trial. 34 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Let's see if we can hear this. 35 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 Hold on. 36 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,120 Hold on. 37 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,120 Here we go. 38 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,120 Let's see what's the hot song these days. 39 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,120 Wipe out. 40 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,120 All you kids hear that song. 41 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,120 That was Wipe Out on Buttcheeks, everybody. 42 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,120 Oh, my buttcheeks. 43 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,120 That will be appearing on all the radio stations. 44 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,120 So, oh, look at all that. 45 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,120 It got really hot there. 46 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 So anyways. 47 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 The peaks. 48 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,120 We got some peaks. 49 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,120 So, yes, today is Thirsty Thursday. 50 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,120 And we are thirsty drunk. 51 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,120 We've been thirsty now for about the last four to five hours. 52 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,120 Yeah. 53 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,120 I'm a Martini part of my dinner Chakudri board. 54 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,120 My Kuchibord. 55 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,120 Your Kuchibord. 56 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:57,120 And I've been drinking vodka and painkillers. 57 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,120 And you know what? 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Today I couldn't find myself to do something different tonight. 59 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,120 I was just, I'm sticking with the old. 60 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,120 For the third time in a row. 61 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,120 The fateful. 62 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:13,120 Mr. Sweets is going to do the Vodka Sprite. 63 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,120 But you want to know what both our drinks have in common? 64 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,120 What? 65 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,120 The name is the drink. 66 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,120 Okay. 67 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,120 You have vodka Sprite. 68 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,120 And I'm drinking Crown Apple Whiskey and Water. 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,120 Oh, that's the new one for you though on the vodka. 70 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,120 Yeah, no one's heard that. 71 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,120 But I mean, I think they know how to make it. 72 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Crown Apple Whiskey. 73 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,120 What? 74 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 And then add water. 75 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,120 What type of ice though? 76 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,120 It has to be crushed. 77 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,120 It has to be crushed. 78 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,120 And then it's done with cubes and it just wasn't the same. 79 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,120 Wow. 80 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,120 So anyways. 81 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,120 Cheers. 82 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,120 Here we go. 83 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,120 Vodka Sprite. 84 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:54,120 And a Crown Apple Whiskey Water. 85 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Cheers to Thong Thursday. 86 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 White Bout. 87 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:03,120 That was a whole white bout Thursday. 88 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,120 Your ass was looking pretty nice there. 89 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:12,120 We almost had to end the podcast prematurely. 90 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:17,120 In the middle of the wipeout, I almost took a solo. 91 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:25,120 But anyways, so we are the sweet side of life podcast all the way from Southern California. 92 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,120 All the way. 93 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,120 All the way. 94 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,120 Depends on where you're at. 95 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,120 You could be really close, but you could be really far. 96 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,120 You could live like next door. 97 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,120 You could basically be next door. 98 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:42,120 Or I was looking at some of our stats earlier today. 99 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 Wow. 100 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,120 First of all, we've hit 15,000 downloads. 101 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,120 Yes. 102 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Yay to us. 103 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,120 Yay to us. 104 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,120 Which is. 105 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 Yay. 106 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:56,120 It's amazing that there's 15,000 people. 107 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:01,120 But the craziest thing is where those people come from. 108 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:06,120 Because. 109 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,120 You were saying it earlier and I was half listening. 110 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,120 I'm going to be honest. 111 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:14,120 We got people in Kuwait, Ukraine. 112 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Yeah. 113 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Well, they're bored. 114 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,120 They're very bored and currently under attack. 115 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,120 You know what? 116 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:28,120 If we can breathe and bring some comedic alivity. 117 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,120 I don't know where it went. 118 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,120 But and there's there's Russia, which I think we're illegal. 119 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,120 We're illegal in Russia. 120 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,120 And there's an even say Russia. 121 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,120 We shouldn't say it. 122 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,120 Don't say it. 123 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,120 Was to say vodka. 124 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,120 We currently have people in vodka. 125 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,120 Some people in vodka. 126 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,120 We got people in freaking. 127 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,120 What is it? 128 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,120 We got a shit ton of people in Australia. 129 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:06,120 Which judging by our recent reality TV TV shows reality TV shows state that we need to visit Australia. 130 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,120 Because apparently all of the Australian women are hot. 131 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,120 And men and men. 132 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,120 I don't look at the men. 133 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,120 I don't look at the men. 134 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:20,120 But no, we we we have reached. 135 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,120 But the men are here are dicks in Australia. 136 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,120 But you know what? 137 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,120 Here's the thing. 138 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,120 I'm here for a hit and quit it. 139 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,120 I'm a hit and quit it. 140 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,120 I'm a gal. 141 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,120 Trying to get to know you. 142 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:34,120 I don't care if your personality sucks. 143 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Same girl saying. 144 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,120 Now we want at least a minimal personality. 145 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,120 You have to have just a little bit. 146 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,120 Pretend. 147 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,120 Let's pretend for the night. 148 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,120 You have a personality. 149 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:01,120 And we got people's from all over the area, which is crazy. 150 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,120 All kinds of country. 151 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:07,120 I can't even like think of the countries right now because it's just so crazy. 152 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,120 It's just trust me, bro. 153 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,120 Got it. 154 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:15,120 You know who we who we do have people listening from who. 155 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:19,120 I think very close because they just visited EDR. 156 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,120 The mangoes. 157 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,120 The mangoes. 158 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,120 That's right. 159 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,120 They just went there this past weekend. 160 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,120 And we kind of talked about them the last one, right? 161 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:35,120 Yeah, we we we were talking about them and they emailed us and we've emailed back and 162 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 forth a couple of times. 163 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:44,120 They said that they were coming there soon and as for our opinion, our advice. 164 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,120 We gave them some sound advice. 165 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,120 It sounds like and they went in there and they had a great freaking time. 166 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Look, you forwarded me the emails and you didn't delete it. 167 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,120 And then one of the things they were actually talking about, which is kind of the same thing 168 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:09,120 we were talking about is they had gotten some mixed reviews on SMI, which is C mountain 169 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,120 in with impulse rings. 170 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:15,120 And we have done a review on our first and only visit there. 171 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:22,120 And we were just talking the other day like we needed we need to give it another chance. 172 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,120 Yeah. 173 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:31,120 And because that the first time we went there, that was our first time at any resort or any 174 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,120 party, I think, right? 175 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,120 It was very new. 176 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,120 Everything was very new to us. 177 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,120 Yeah. 178 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:43,120 And now looking back, it's it's kind of standard issue. 179 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,120 Yeah, it really is. 180 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:50,120 Now I'm kind of like, oh, like some of the oh my God moments are now we're like, oh, yeah, 181 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,120 I was terrified. 182 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,120 Yeah, actually, was it the big boner? 183 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:59,120 It was the dude with the perpetual big boner. 184 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Yeah, he was walking around hard as a fucking rock constantly, which now we know he probably 185 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:14,120 injected his dick with something which is actually even more terrifying. 186 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,120 I want to try the injection. 187 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,120 No, you don't. 188 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,120 I do. 189 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120 I want to give it a shot. 190 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,120 I want to give it a go. 191 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,120 A literal shot. 192 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,120 Give it a shot. 193 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,120 Exactly. 194 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:29,120 So now that we're unintended, so now that we've been to a few, few different places, we definitely 195 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,120 want to give C mountain in another shot. 196 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,120 There was like, in our first first review, there was nothing bad about it. 197 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,120 It was just a lot. 198 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:43,120 Yeah, for us to ingest literally, literally in our first first go around. 199 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:48,720 But now it's like, all right, we've kind of seen all the craziness and kind of feel like 200 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,120 we can try it again. 201 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,620 What are you looking at over there? 202 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:58,120 I'm trying to read the I'm trying to like, you know how like emails? 203 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,120 Okay, I think I got it. 204 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,120 I wanted to read the mangoes visit to EDR. 205 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,120 Oh, the one that they were back to us. 206 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,120 Yeah. 207 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:12,760 So they followed up to us because we, we emailed them back and basically gave them some tips 208 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:18,840 on how to like navigate it, navigate EDR. 209 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:24,120 And they, they've now since then emailed us back and said, Hey, just wanted to follow 210 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,000 up and say thank you for all the tips. 211 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,120 We had a great time at EDR. 212 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,440 I actually went back and listened to the SMI episode and the previous EDR reviews. 213 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:37,600 So I felt well versed on Palm Springs scene because we've done a previous episode on both. 214 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,600 Yes. 215 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,600 Exactly. 216 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,600 You have one on talk about EDR quite a bit. 217 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,600 Yeah, we love it. 218 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,600 It's local to us. 219 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,600 So we love it. 220 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,680 And then SMI, we talked about that because we did a whole resorts, local resorts kind 221 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,560 of thing on our podcast. 222 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,520 So okay, moving on. 223 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:57,760 We also talked to some people we met and there are definitely mixed reviews of SMI. 224 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:02,680 I think we are still going to check it out ourselves, which we both, we said the same 225 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,680 thing. 226 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,680 We're like, I think we're still going to do it. 227 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:10,520 Um, again, our agreed highlights at EDR were hanging out by the pool in our birthday 228 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,160 suits, the red room sex swing in particular. 229 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,760 I have had some good fun in that sex. 230 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,760 Oh yeah. 231 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,720 Um, and the laid back feel everyone was so chill and friendly. 232 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:26,720 We implemented your advice on the pool, which I think he's referring to the backing into 233 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,520 people like your move is like, let me just like back into people like, oops, sorry. 234 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,880 And then start up a conversation with them. 235 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,800 It works in the pool and bars. 236 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,040 It's a little creepier weird. 237 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Yeah. 238 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040 Cause why are you walking backwards? 239 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,040 Yes. 240 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,720 And a pool you're kind of everybody's floating around your swimming. 241 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,360 Yeah, it works really great. 242 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360 It works fantastic. 243 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,920 Um, so apparently it worked for him too. 244 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,000 I'm assuming him. 245 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,680 I don't know why, I guess cause you manage our stuff. 246 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:59,680 I would say based off of our communications, it was him talking. 247 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,680 Right. 248 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,680 Yeah. 249 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:08,160 Um, uh, we implemented advice on the pool and that's where we ended up talking to the 250 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,640 most, most of the cool people we met. 251 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:16,680 I also wanted to say that my wife and I loved hearing our email on the show hearing it again. 252 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,960 There you are. 253 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,040 I was laughing so hard at the commentary along with cleaning the kitchen. 254 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,720 I also cleaned the bathroom until it sparkles. 255 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720 That's a dude. 256 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,720 That's a dude who's getting laid regularly. 257 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,000 Dude that's going to happily clean. 258 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Yeah. 259 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Thank you again. 260 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,680 Since you were wondering on the episode, if we were a hot couple, we left a photo for 261 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,160 you to decide if you ever feel like connecting or our calling card is down below and they 262 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,840 left their picture and they are a good looking couple. 263 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:46,840 I did. 264 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,000 I wrote them back and I said, Hey. 265 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Yeah. 266 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,880 I'm pretty sure though in the podcast we asked for nudes. 267 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880 Did we? 268 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,880 We did. 269 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh, well there, I think they are nude, but they cut them off. 270 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Yeah. 271 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 They cut the good parts off. 272 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Exactly. 273 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000 No, we got their faces though. 274 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 No, they're a good looking couple. 275 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Yeah, for sure. 276 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,240 So if you went into the mangos at EDR anywhere else in Southern California, actually told 277 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:19,240 them I was like, Hey, you know, maybe, maybe sometime along the road, we're going to like 278 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,960 meet up at SMI. 279 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960 Yeah. 280 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,120 Maybe we, maybe we all just re, well they've never been there, but maybe we just re hit 281 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 it together. 282 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120 There you go. 283 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,120 We can create our own history. 284 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,360 We'll figure it out. 285 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,600 Um, but yeah, so that's the update with them in goes. 286 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600 Yes. 287 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,320 I don't know where that came from, but just got on the top of my brain. 288 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,240 Oh, we were talking about EDR, right? 289 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,240 Yes. 290 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,240 Yeah. 291 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:52,960 So we haven't finished our, no, we're on episode three, which is picks up. 292 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,240 It's supposed to pick up on Sunday. 293 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,240 Sunday, right? 294 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240 Sunday. 295 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,240 Sunday. 296 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240 Our memorial. 297 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,760 Story about the beard and the butt. 298 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,240 The beard and the butt. 299 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,240 The Dracula. 300 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,240 I rubbed my penis against his beard. 301 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240 No. 302 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,240 What's it called? 303 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,240 Spit roast. 304 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,240 Spit roast. 305 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,240 Yes. 306 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240 Did we, yeah, we talked about it. 307 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,240 Yeah. 308 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:19,240 And then my masturbation. 309 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240 Very nice. 310 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:25,240 Yes. 311 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:34,240 So there's a podcast called hump day quickies and the hump day quickies and swing nation. 312 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:39,240 Um, they trade one and two spots on like, uh, Apple podcast constantly. 313 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,240 And they're really good. 314 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:45,480 And the, one of the best things about hump day quickies is they do a lot of stories. 315 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,760 They're mostly stories. 316 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,240 So if you're looking for stories, they're the one. 317 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,120 They're who you need to listen to. 318 00:14:54,120 --> 00:15:01,600 If you're looking for like advice and other stuff, they're not the one. 319 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,320 Word like a combination of stories and comedy and drinking. 320 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,840 We're right in the middle. 321 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,080 Hump day quickies is like straight up. 322 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,040 Let's fucking go. 323 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,600 And it makes sense why they're number two. 324 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,080 Number one sex. 325 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,200 Baby, they just have a bunch of dudes jerking off to their podcast. 326 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:28,640 I guarantee you because the gentleman of the couple, he, um, anytime they go into a, uh, 327 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,840 a situation, he, he turns his phone on and records the audio. 328 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,160 Oh, geez. 329 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,160 Yeah. 330 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:42,040 So, like, so like they'll recount a story and be like, yeah, so and so was blah, blah, 331 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,040 blah. 332 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,560 And then he'll play the audio in the podcast and it's like, you get to hear. 333 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,560 With the sounds. 334 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,560 Exactly. 335 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,560 It's pretty fucking hot. 336 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,560 Yeah. 337 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560 Yeah. 338 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,560 Do you jerk off to it? 339 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,960 I don't jerk off because I listened to at work. 340 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960 So it would be really weird. 341 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,960 Let's be real. 342 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,800 You've jerked off at work before. 343 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Once. 344 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 Once. 345 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800 Lies. 346 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,800 I don't believe that. 347 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,520 I don't see you tell me not to a podcast though. 348 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,320 So anyways, where was I going with this? 349 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,320 I don't know. 350 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:17,640 They're telling people if they want a podcast that just talks about stories. 351 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,720 That's the one they need to listen to. 352 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,720 Yeah. 353 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,720 I totally. 354 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720 Yes. 355 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,720 Okay. 356 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,520 I've, I've completely lost it. 357 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:30,240 Hump day quickies, but why did I even go down this route? 358 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,680 Um, you have, you heard a buzz. 359 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,720 There was a flashing light. 360 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,520 A butterfly flew past you. 361 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,520 I don't know. 362 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520 Yeah. 363 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:46,400 I would down this direction for a reason though. 364 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,840 Well, I think you'll probably figure it out at some point. 365 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:53,760 You got distracted by all the pretty lights and thinking about all the stories. 366 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,960 There was something though. 367 00:16:55,960 --> 00:17:02,000 Well anyway, we were talking about EDR and we had, I don't know where we were going to 368 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,320 talk about our third day at EDR. 369 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,320 Okay. 370 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,000 So I don't know where you were going with this other podcast. 371 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,960 I'm not sure either. 372 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,640 We talking about me going on tangents. 373 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,200 Come on. 374 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,240 You're going on a tangent. 375 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,840 There was a reason there. 376 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,240 Well anyway, moving on. 377 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,840 So we've just plugged into their podcast. 378 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,840 You're welcome. 379 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,840 It's all there. 380 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,840 That number one. 381 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,840 I know you totally, I know you totally needed that. 382 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:36,840 You totally needed our plug with your number one status in podcasts. 383 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,840 What the fuck was I going to say? 384 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,840 I don't know, babe. 385 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,520 I've killed as much time as I possibly can for you to figure this out. 386 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,020 I had a fucking point. 387 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,920 There's a point there. 388 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920 God damn you. 389 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920 Fuck. 390 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,920 God damn you, Russia. 391 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,920 Okay. 392 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920 I had a point. 393 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,920 Anyway. 394 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,920 So we were at EDR. 395 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920 Yeah. 396 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:02,920 My point to my story was we were going to talk about the third day at EDR. 397 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Okay. 398 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920 Keep going. 399 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,920 I hate that you're still trying. 400 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920 You're still trying to think of your point. 401 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:15,600 There was something, there was literally something that triggered me and I'm waiting for it to 402 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,600 re-trigger. 403 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600 So keep talking. 404 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600 Okay. 405 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:24,520 So we were, so day three at EDR, that's where we left off. 406 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520 Yes. 407 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,520 That's where we're at. 408 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:34,600 And we have done Friday, Saturday, and now it's Sunday. 409 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600 Yeah. 410 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,680 But we still rallied. 411 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680 We got up. 412 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 We were fucking exhausted. 413 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,120 We got in the pool. 414 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,120 We got topless. 415 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,120 We got in the pool. 416 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,120 I got topless. 417 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,120 I got topless. 418 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,640 So our friends were still there. 419 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:56,640 We actually thought our friends were staying through Monday. 420 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,160 Like we were. 421 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,160 Like we were. 422 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,760 Like we literally, when we got there, asked everybody, like, are you staying through 423 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760 the weekend? 424 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:07,720 And for us, that meant through the holiday weekend, which was till Monday. 425 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,680 And everybody was like, yeah, everybody was like, yeah. 426 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,400 And we were like, cool. 427 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,800 So our friends that we had there, we were like thinking like, okay, Sunday, like we're 428 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:25,400 going to have a good amount of time on Sunday because Friday came and went. 429 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,360 Saturday also came and went. 430 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,960 So we're like, Sunday's the day. 431 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:38,240 Like we're going to really just dig in. 432 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,000 But then literally everybody was leaving. 433 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,560 Yeah, we're in the pool and everybody's walking by. 434 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560 Some of our friends were leaving. 435 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,680 Literally, they didn't even get in the pool. 436 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,680 Some other friends were in the pool early. 437 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,480 Well, there were some unexpected friends. 438 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,520 First off, yeah. 439 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,320 So our friends that we met on Friday. 440 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,320 Yeah. 441 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,320 Yeah. 442 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,680 And then that we later played with a little bit on Saturday. 443 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,040 They had told us that was their last day. 444 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,040 That was their last day. 445 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040 They're like, we're out. 446 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,040 Well, they weren't staying on site. 447 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,040 They were off site. 448 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,040 They were off site. 449 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,680 And then they said that was their last day. 450 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,200 Like, we'll see you guys later. 451 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200 Yeah. 452 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,200 Great. 453 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,200 But they live nearby. 454 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200 So we were like, cool, we'll see. 455 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,200 We'll for sure see you guys. 456 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200 Yeah, of course. 457 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,560 We trade the numbers, whatever it was. 458 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:30,000 So Sunday morning, I wake up bright and early because that's what I do. 459 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,600 I don't think you were that as early as you think you were. 460 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600 It was like 8.39. 461 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,600 Pretty fucking early. 462 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:43,200 And I walked out the front door and I was kind of like just scanning the scene. 463 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,240 And from afar, I think that was the beard. 464 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,800 I noticed, I noticed a couple that kind of fit the physical profile. 465 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800 The beard and the butt. 466 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800 The beard and the butt. 467 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,280 I have, I have contacts. 468 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,320 So I can see pretty good, but it's not perfect. 469 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:05,560 So I see, I see a potential body shape. 470 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:14,600 Her and I see a shadow of his beard off in the distance. 471 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,240 And I'm looking, I'm like, and I turn to you. 472 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,280 I'm like, I think beard and butt are here. 473 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,960 And you're like, no, I don't think so. 474 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,680 Because they were going to, they said they weren't going to come today. 475 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,000 I'm like, well, there's their doppelganger. 476 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,840 So we're going to have to go talk to them. 477 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,720 Because here they are. 478 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:36,120 And yeah, we're just, I'm cool, cool, and then like maybe an hour later, we get in 479 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120 the pool. 480 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,160 No, we're like, they were walking towards, he was walking towards us. 481 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,400 And I'm like, Oh, hey. 482 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,880 And then I wait for him over. 483 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,120 You said they're for sure here. 484 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,120 Cause I saw him. 485 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,200 I think you're getting ice. 486 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200 Something out of it. 487 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 I wasn't there with you. 488 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,160 And you were like, Hey, and then you're like, for sure they're here. 489 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,640 I just, so hi. 490 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,840 And then we got in the pool and they were there. 491 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:01,680 And then they were actually in the pool with the birthday boy, Mr. and Mrs. Funtime. 492 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,680 Yep. 493 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,680 Yep. 494 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,680 Yep. 495 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,680 Right. 496 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,200 That's what they said their name was Funtime. 497 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,320 But then they, but Mr. and Mrs. Funtime were leaving. 498 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,160 So they just got in the pool for not a little bit or whatever. 499 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,120 And then they were leaving. 500 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:23,960 And then anyway, we were pleasantly surprised to see that Bearden Butt had stayed. 501 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,160 They were like, well, we could have, you know, just been in downtown Palm Springs, spending 502 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,160 money, walking around in the heat. 503 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,280 Or we could be here with you guys in the pool with all our friends. 504 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:39,240 Well, he doesn't drink, but I don't think she really did either. 505 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240 I don't remember. 506 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,560 I don't really recall her having a drink. 507 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:48,680 But anyway, but yeah, so that was a pleasant surprise. 508 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:59,920 So we all got in the pool on Sunday and you like left to get his drinks, I think. 509 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:08,800 And came back and I literally had like, yeah, just a crowd around me because I was telling 510 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800 us two stories. 511 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,320 You were going in the story mode. 512 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:19,040 I went in a story mode because we started talking about LA because beard, he doesn't 513 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:25,280 drink, but he smokes or yes, I was like, oh, okay. 514 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,520 And then I was like, I can't because I just fucking fall asleep. 515 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:32,960 Like I have very little like tolerance for that. 516 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:38,680 I used to smoke all the time when it was like 18, passed out, wake up. 517 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,200 Your nickname was Snoop Dogg. 518 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,200 Yeah. 519 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,080 And wake up, go to Jack in the Box, get a jumbo jack and then go home. 520 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:52,120 Like it was, that was my routine every fucking weekend. 521 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,920 So yeah, I just like fall asleep. 522 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,880 And so anyway, I started telling a story, which I guess we'll keep for another podcast, 523 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:07,880 but I was telling the story about us in Jamaica and two experiences that we've had in one 524 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:14,560 was in Jamaica and one was in LA, both dealing with the devil's lettuce. 525 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:20,520 As a marriage, I want us and I literally like, I'm telling this story and you like went out 526 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,480 to get his drinks and you come back. 527 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,480 Oh my God. 528 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,520 You were like the top of an amphitheater. 529 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,520 Really? 530 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,000 And you had like your crowd beneath you. 531 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,440 It was like, I had, it was like, we were all on a circle. 532 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,920 I was talking, I was telling my story and then like, you could tell people around us 533 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,320 were listening to the story too, because it was, because you're fucking loud. 534 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,880 I'm so fucking loud. 535 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,760 It was a good fucking story. 536 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,760 It was funny. 537 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,760 It's a great story. 538 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,760 It's a great story. 539 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,760 They're both funny stories. 540 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,120 So yeah, we're going to touch on that in the next couple of episodes, actually not the 541 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,800 next one, but the one after that. 542 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,720 Yeah, because we're going to, we're going to go to dirty Vegas. 543 00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:03,360 Well, we actually first this Saturday, we have the last party that we're going to. 544 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,960 And then we have, you just digressed. 545 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960 I know. 546 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,960 Like a motherfucker. 547 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960 I always do. 548 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,520 And then we have the, um, cruise, swinger's catch. 549 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:18,640 The, uh, you broke my trying to thought. 550 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640 All right. 551 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,640 So you were in dirty Vegas. 552 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,200 Yeah, you were in the pool. 553 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,200 Yeah. 554 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,200 Yeah. 555 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,200 The people around you. 556 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,200 Yeah. 557 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200 So we were doing the whole, I was doing the whole thing. 558 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200 I apologize. 559 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,360 She's drinking apple whiskey. 560 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,360 You shouldn't apologize for me. 561 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,360 I'm not going to. 562 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,360 I'm just knees, I think. 563 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,480 Anyway, um, so yeah, so we did that. 564 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,480 And then really it was a mild evening. 565 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,560 It was mild because then all our friends left. 566 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,760 No, all of them. 567 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,240 There was still the birthday girl there. 568 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240 Yeah. 569 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,240 A lot. 570 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,600 We had some friends there and then beard and, um, beard. 571 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:56,840 Uh, but, but in beard, they were there and, but then he didn't start. 572 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,840 He started feeling great. 573 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,840 He didn't start. 574 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,840 Yeah. 575 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,840 He started feeling a little weird. 576 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840 So they kind of bailed out for a little bit. 577 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,840 Yeah. 578 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,360 Um, which is a shame because I was going to give him the dick. 579 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360 Not him. 580 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360 Oh, him. 581 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,360 No, no. 582 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,360 No. 583 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360 Her. 584 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360 Okay. 585 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360 Yeah. 586 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,360 Got it. 587 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360 Got it. 588 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,360 My bad. 589 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,360 Yeah. 590 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,360 Um, we, you make things so fucking weird. 591 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,600 I like to, it's what I do. 592 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600 That's it. 593 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:28,800 Uh, Roberto of Catarina and Roberto always says, he's always like, how are you with him? 594 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,200 He makes things so weird. 595 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,760 I like to make things weird. 596 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:38,360 So, and then I'm just like, I like it weird. 597 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,360 We all like weird. 598 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:45,000 They don't, it's hard to appreciate weird until weird's gone. 599 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Yeah. 600 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,880 And when weird's gone and you're like, that's strange. 601 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880 Exactly. 602 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,960 And you're just like, I want weird. 603 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,720 I want motherfucking weird. 604 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720 That's where I come into play. 605 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720 Yep. 606 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,840 That is where you come into play. 607 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:02,200 So then, um, that evening, honestly, we just did so little that that week. 608 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,920 Sunday was a lot of rehab. 609 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,800 It was, yeah, like I said, we had anticipated our friends still being there. 610 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,800 Yeah. 611 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,160 So we were kind of thinking like, oh, group play. 612 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,160 Yeah. 613 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:21,200 I thought for sure, uh, yeah, some of our other friends that we actually, we saw them 614 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,560 earlier in the week and we didn't see them because they were busy through the entire 615 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,640 weekend and they were checking out. 616 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640 We thought they were going to be there. 617 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,640 Yeah. 618 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,120 So, um, I mean, everybody had a good time. 619 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,120 I know all of our friends had a great time. 620 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,400 Everybody had an awesome time. 621 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Yeah. 622 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400 We had a good time too. 623 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,400 And then we went out to dinner. 624 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,400 Yeah. 625 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,400 I went to dinner. 626 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400 With some friends of ours. 627 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400 Birthday girls, dinner. 628 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,960 Birthday dinner thing. 629 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:55,200 And then we came back and we created a new party in with a baby Jesus. 630 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,440 What remember the kid? 631 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,440 It was a guy. 632 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:04,120 I mean, obviously he was in the adult, but he was talking about and he looked like Jesus. 633 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,040 Do you remember we were in the pool? 634 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,280 He was a skinny dude with the long hair. 635 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,280 Oh, okay. 636 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,280 No, no, no. 637 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:16,880 No, stop it. 638 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,440 You skipped me dying at dinner. 639 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,120 Oh, you wanted to tell me that? 640 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,960 Yeah, I almost died at dinner. 641 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,960 Okay. 642 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960 But you didn't. 643 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,960 Moving on. 644 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:32,400 I, uh, I didn't cut a piece of steak quite big enough. 645 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400 I almost died. 646 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 No, quite small enough. 647 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,400 Whatever. 648 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,400 Show off. 649 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,400 Um, all right. 650 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,640 Fine. We're apparently going right over that. 651 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,000 I almost died. 652 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 We've all moved on from it. 653 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,160 You should too. 654 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,480 I didn't call him baby Jesus. 655 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,480 I called him. 656 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,480 That's why we saw Jesus. 657 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,480 I called him. 658 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,880 I almost died. 659 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,880 Swinger Jesus. 660 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,400 I didn't call him baby Jesus. 661 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400 I don't know. 662 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,800 That's so fucking weird. 663 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800 All right. 664 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,520 So anyways, we came back. 665 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,280 We came back from dinner. 666 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,560 I was on the brink of that. 667 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,360 I, I, that's why you saw Jesus. 668 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,040 I was hurting for days after. 669 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,440 No, I know you hurt yourself. 670 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,440 I feel bad about that. 671 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960 I, I, although I had nothing to do with it. 672 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:23,640 I, I choked on a piece of meat going to my throat. 673 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,720 I didn't cut it quite enough apparently. 674 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,200 And, uh, choked on meat. 675 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,200 Let me tell you, I choked on that motherfucker. 676 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:38,760 Um, and I ended up running to the bathroom and had to up chuck. 677 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,960 But great story. 678 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,440 It hurt my insides to this day. 679 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,840 I am not the same. 680 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,640 I will now cut my steak. 681 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,760 But yes, we did come back to your food. 682 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,080 That's an option too. 683 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:04,920 So we came back and, uh, we went, we originally, we went to the, um, the main jacuzzi. 684 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,320 Yeah. 685 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,920 And it was packed. 686 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,920 Yeah. 687 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,440 There was like, like 20 to 25 people in there. 688 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,440 Why did we leave though? 689 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,280 Cause I feel like we always say, no matter how packed the jacuzzi is, just get in it. 690 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,640 We got in it, right? 691 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,640 No. 692 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:26,920 I think it was, we walked up and we probably did a quick like, analyzation of the people. 693 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,480 And we were just like, this was in our crowd. 694 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480 Yeah. 695 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,480 Like whatever, whatever the reason was, we have jam packed ourselves in jacuzzi before. 696 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,720 We just stepped back and we were like, this is not us right now, whatever, whatever it 697 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,220 was, I have no idea. 698 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:52,000 So then we walked back to the other, the jacuzzi on the loop. 699 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,440 And again, it was pretty packed. 700 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,120 That's pretty full and honestly the people weren't very welcoming in that one. 701 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120 Yeah. 702 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,120 It was kind of like, it was a little clicky. 703 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,880 I felt like we kind of walked up or like, Hey, how's everybody going? 704 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,600 And it was kind of minimal answers. 705 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,160 And that's fine. 706 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,960 Like we'll find another body of water to put ourselves in. 707 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960 Yeah. 708 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,080 So I was like, well, let's see how warm this pool is. 709 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,480 And that fucking pool was warm as fuck. 710 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,480 It was warm. 711 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,480 Yeah. 712 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480 The nude pool was warm as fuck. 713 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,080 So we jumped in that pool. 714 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,960 And we're in there for a little bit and we're kind of with Swinger Jesus, Swinger Jesus 715 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,960 was in there. 716 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960 Yeah. 717 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,560 And we're kind of splashing around as you do in a pool. 718 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,200 We were with our friends who we went to dinner with. 719 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,200 Yeah. 720 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:45,880 Where they grow up and her husband and then and then the party just came to us where there's 721 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,080 music people will come. 722 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,080 Well, I got music. 723 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,080 Yeah. 724 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080 You want to get your speaker really quiet. 725 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,680 I went, yeah, this pool has no music. 726 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,600 So I went back to our room and grabbed my speaker, grabbed my music and we were telling 727 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,200 everybody, hey, let everybody know the main pool is cold as fuck. 728 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,400 This pool is warm as fuck. 729 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,200 And within 30 minutes we had probably 30 people in that pool. 730 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200 Yeah. 731 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,880 And it was like, all right, the party's here. 732 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,880 And there's people who listened to our podcast. 733 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,600 They said, yeah, we had to move men if a couple of people that. 734 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,600 Yeah. 735 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,600 Yeah. 736 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,600 Listen. 737 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600 So hi. 738 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,600 But yeah. 739 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,280 And I think we were just so exhausted. 740 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,040 You were so exhausted. 741 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,880 And like you said, you almost died. 742 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,000 So I was exactly. 743 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,480 I needed to rest. 744 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,880 Yeah. 745 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,400 And it was just. 746 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,880 We had a great time. 747 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880 Yeah. 748 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,080 And we hit our, we hit our wall. 749 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Yeah. 750 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080 And like we were just. 751 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,520 You can only do so many days, which is so wild because we're about to do. 752 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,280 We're about to do what? 753 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,120 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 754 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120 Six days in Vegas. 755 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120 That's double. 756 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,120 Double. 757 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120 Double. 758 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,760 Well, we got more in that coming, babe. 759 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760 What? 760 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,240 Tonight. 761 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,400 I have five young males coming over. 762 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,400 Fantastic. 763 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,400 Not tonight. 764 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,680 I'll get out of my checkered pajamas. 765 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,680 And maybe comb your hair. 766 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,680 My hair is combed. 767 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,760 It's washed and combed. 768 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,880 Tonight is Thursday, the 14th. 769 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:25,240 So here actually it is now officially Friday. 770 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240 Yeah. 771 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,240 Friday, the 14th. 772 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,640 It's fucking midnight. 773 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,640 It's 12. 774 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,640 God damn it. 775 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,640 30, babe. 776 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,120 What the fuck? 777 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,120 Exactly. 778 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,480 So actual fuck. 779 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,480 What in the actual fuck? 780 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,400 So anyways, we have a lot going on. 781 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,400 So we're going to wrap Memorial Day up. 782 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,200 We're going to put Memorial Day in a little bow. 783 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,120 We're wrapping the bow on it. 784 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,520 We had such a good time. 785 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:55,200 We wish we had known all our friends were leaving on Sunday. 786 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,600 We probably wouldn't have left on Sunday. 787 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,600 I would have. 788 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,600 But it just would have been good to know. 789 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,200 I would have eaten a lot more pussy. 790 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,200 Yeah. 791 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,200 I wouldn't. 792 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200 You ate and ate. 793 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,200 I don't want to say enough. 794 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,200 Osphal. 795 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200 Osphal. 796 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200 Osphal by the time that we can was down Osphal. 797 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200 A lot of pussy eating. 798 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:15,200 But yeah, so Sunday was very basic. 799 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,200 We have a lot of shit coming up. 800 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,200 We've got it. 801 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,720 Today apparently is Friday, which is going to be released tomorrow. 802 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,760 Tomorrow is a less party and then a fee. 803 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,760 And then next Wednesday. 804 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,760 We're headed to Vegas. 805 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760 We're going to do. 806 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,760 What's the date on Wednesday? 807 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,760 The 19th. 808 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,760 The 19th? 809 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760 Yeah. 810 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760 The 19th. 811 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,760 We're going to Vegas. 812 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,680 We're going to do all the things. 813 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:42,480 We're doing all of our Vegas shit, which is why we're going out earlier than last. 814 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:48,480 So we're doing our Tiki bars and Wednesday and Thursday night. 815 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:55,440 We have a very lovely strip club that we like to go to. 816 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,680 I'm a regular there once every other year. 817 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,680 Yeah. 818 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,680 You're a regular there on your birthday. 819 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,120 Oh, it'll be not your birthday. 820 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,480 She even get a strip. 821 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,880 Do you even get a dance? 822 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,560 If it's not your birthday? 823 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,560 I'm pretty sure I would. 824 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,560 So we have a very whole in the wall strip club we like to go to because those are my 825 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,560 favorite. 826 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,560 What's it called? 827 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,560 Plating in Sam's. 828 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560 Yeah. 829 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,560 Tiki bars. 830 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,560 We got all kinds of fun stuff. 831 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560 Yeah. 832 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560 We got pool parties. 833 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,560 We have a concert. 834 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,560 We've like a movement. 835 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,560 We're into reggae. 836 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,560 Yeah. 837 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,560 Friday night. 838 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120 We got a reggae concert and then Saturday, Sunday. 839 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,560 We're going to be doing dirty Vegas. 840 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,560 Yeah. 841 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560 Dirty Vegas with plush. 842 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,560 Yep. 843 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,560 We're going to do a lot of stuff. 844 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,560 Yeah, dirty Vegas with plush. 845 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,560 Yep. 846 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560 All the pool parties. 847 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560 The parties at the Ahern. 848 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:45,560 We're going to be doing pool parties both days and both club nights and then Sunday, 849 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,560 Sunday, most likely doing whispers pool parties. 850 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,560 We've been to whispers twice now. 851 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,560 Yep. 852 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,560 But we have never done a pool party. 853 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,640 No, because we always go after season. 854 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,680 We always go during your birthday time, which is in October. 855 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,560 This is the first time we've gone during like pool party season. 856 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,560 Yeah. 857 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,560 And I actually always said like this place is bomb ass pool. 858 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,560 Well, the pool is average. 859 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,560 I mean, but I mean the whole layout, it looks like it should be. 860 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,980 The situation seems more like the way the house is and everything just, it seems like 861 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:26,880 more of a pool party vibe than like a upscale club vibe, you know, like when we go, well, 862 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:32,560 actually when we usually go, it's in October and it's usually the weekend they do their, 863 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,560 their BDSM stuff. 864 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,560 So that's usually, it kind of makes it fun. 865 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,560 But I mean, just to go on a regular, I don't know, without an event, without a thing. 866 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560 I don't know. 867 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,560 We'll see. 868 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,560 It could be good. 869 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,480 But well, we won't know because we're going for a pool party. 870 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:56,560 I'm saying like, if we went in a different October, like not the BDSM thing. 871 00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,560 BDSM thing is good because we get to try new shit. 872 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,560 We'll have to talk about, did we ever talk about that? 873 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,560 Whispers. 874 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,560 The electric play. 875 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,560 Electric play. 876 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560 I don't think so. 877 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560 We might have. 878 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,560 I'm going to have to review back, but you know what? 879 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,560 We can always talk about it again. 880 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,800 Because we have a lot of new listeners. 881 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,920 So a lot of people aren't going all the way back to number one and that's fine. 882 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,920 Yeah. 883 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,280 They're going to catch up. 884 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,280 So. 885 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,240 And if they run out of, if they run out, they could go back. 886 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,240 They could. 887 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,240 They could. 888 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240 They could. 889 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:45,040 However, I feel like we've been just as good for the past year. 890 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,040 Or just as good. 891 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,880 However, you want to look at it. 892 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,840 It's all been a great fun. 893 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,840 However, so. 894 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,720 Obviously we don't make any money off of this. 895 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,240 So really it's our fun. 896 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,240 Exactly. 897 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,680 And if people want to listen to it, the more the merrier. 898 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,680 Exactly. 899 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,680 Kind of like a gang bang. 900 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,680 That's exact. 901 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,680 The more the barrier. 902 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,400 Oh, that's what we didn't talk about. 903 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,400 What's that? 904 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,280 The fact that we got a gang bang contact. 905 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,560 Oh, we're not going to go there just yet. 906 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560 Why? 907 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,840 Because that was at EDR. 908 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,840 Yep. 909 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,680 But we're hitting the end of this episode. 910 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,680 You're the worst. 911 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,920 I'm going to say it really fast. 912 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920 No. 913 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,400 I got a gang bang contact. 914 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,400 What? 915 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,720 I'm going to do a gang bang at some point. 916 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:31,440 It's in my bucket list. 917 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,120 Yeah, my bucket list too. 918 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,760 Is it a gang bang if you know everybody? 919 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,760 Yeah. 920 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,120 Because I feel like I'll just tell people. 921 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,920 Has nothing to do with knowing anybody. 922 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,080 People may just show up. 923 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,680 Everybody just may just show up. 924 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,040 That's literally, it's just a numbers game. 925 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,640 It has nothing to do with not knowing anybody. 926 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,840 Okay, so it doesn't have to be like a secret. 927 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,840 No, no, no. 928 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,200 You don't know people. 929 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,200 And then we saw the gang bang guy at a fucking Athena's. 930 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,200 We didn't even talk about Athena's. 931 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,120 Yeah, we have a whole nother story. 932 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,840 Oh my God, Athena's was so good. 933 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,840 Yeah, Athena's is great. 934 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840 It's a great story. 935 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,840 Yeah. 936 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,840 Next episode. 937 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,080 What do you mean next? 938 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,920 We have literally so many things to talk about. 939 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,760 How are we going to talk about them all in the next episode? 940 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,600 It doesn't have to be the next. 941 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,320 I just can't talk about that right now because my lawyers haven't signed off on it. 942 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320 You're the worst. 943 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,320 I'm the best. 944 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,320 I know. 945 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,320 Athena's was a good. 946 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,320 Athena's is a great fucking time. 947 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,800 We didn't tell a really good story in this one. 948 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800 We didn't tell a good story. 949 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,880 No, not every podcast has to have a story though, babe. 950 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,720 I know, but Athena's is a good story. 951 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,280 Athena's has a lot of good stories. 952 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,280 A lot went on there. 953 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,280 It was a fun time. 954 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,160 It was a really good time. 955 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,880 But we'll have to hit that again. 956 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,840 You're the worst. 957 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,840 I feel like I'm your listener. 958 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,840 I'm like, just tell the story. 959 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,600 You are more or less. 960 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,800 If it was up to you, we'd just do one eight hour episode. 961 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,440 Eight hour podcast? 962 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440 We can't do that though. 963 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,680 I know it is 12.30 and I do have to work tomorrow. 964 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,960 Well, I guess today. 965 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,960 Some of us have to work. 966 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,280 Some of us have to work today. 967 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,960 I actually have to work longer than you do. 968 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,680 Tomorrow I got shit to do. 969 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,680 I got shit to do today. 970 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,680 It's today. 971 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,760 We're already in today. 972 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,400 So anyways. 973 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,520 So we're going to go ahead and wrap this one up really quick. 974 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:33,800 In case we don't get our podcast out, a new podcast out before Sunday, Happy Father's 975 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,800 Day. 976 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,640 I'm going to get this out. 977 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,640 No. 978 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,680 We're not going to get a second one out. 979 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,680 Oh, okay. 980 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,680 I was just saying. 981 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,680 Jesus Christ. 982 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,680 Happy Father's Day. 983 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680 Yeah. 984 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,360 To all the fathers out there. 985 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,640 Your kids are so happy your wife did not swallow them. 986 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,120 Oh, Jesus Christ. 987 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,000 So thank you guys so much. 988 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,040 Thank you for hanging out with us here tonight. 989 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,280 We are the sweet side of life podcast. 990 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,040 Mr. and Mrs. Emily Sweets. 991 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:17,400 And yeah, here in the next couple of days as we head to Dirty Vegas, we are going to 992 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,840 record some hit in the streets with the sweets episodes. 993 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,120 Maybe I'll tell my marijuana stories then. 994 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,120 Maybe. 995 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,120 We're going to have like four hours. 996 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,840 That might work out because yeah, it's like a four to five hour drive. 997 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,960 So we'll see what we'll see what we come up with. 998 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,760 We're going to tell the marijuana stories. 999 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,080 I've already decided. 1000 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,080 The marriage on us. 1001 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,080 Yeah. 1002 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,640 However, literally have to tell something. 1003 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,800 I mean, we have so much to say. 1004 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,200 So little time to his trip. 1005 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,000 Like fucking Willy Wonka. 1006 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,560 What in the meantime? 1007 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,280 So little to say so much time. 1008 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,280 I'm switch it. 1009 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,280 Reverse. 1010 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,400 So much to say. 1011 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,080 So little time. 1012 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,360 When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns 1013 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,960 and keep shaking it up. 1014 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,760 I love you, baby. 1015 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760 Love you. 1016 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,160 You want this dick? 1017 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:15,840 If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at the sweet side of life. 1018 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:23,840 Or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.