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All right, everybody.
Welcome back to another...
Drinking episode.
It is Thirsty Thursday here tonight in Southern California.
It is.
Thirsty and also Thong Thursday.
Thong Thursday.
Well...
Are you wearing a thong?
I'm currently at Commando.
Stand up.
I was wearing a thong earlier.
Stand up.
Stand up and put your butt in my microphone.
Come on.
Turn around, bend over, drop trial.
Let's see if we can hear this.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Let's see what's the hot song these days.
Wipe out.
All you kids hear that song.
That was Wipe Out on Buttcheeks, everybody.
Oh, my buttcheeks.
That will be appearing on all the radio stations.
So, oh, look at all that.
It got really hot there.
So anyways.
The peaks.
We got some peaks.
So, yes, today is Thirsty Thursday.
And we are thirsty drunk.
We've been thirsty now for about the last four to five hours.
Yeah.
I'm a Martini part of my dinner Chakudri board.
My Kuchibord.
Your Kuchibord.
And I've been drinking vodka and painkillers.
And you know what?
Today I couldn't find myself to do something different tonight.
I was just, I'm sticking with the old.
For the third time in a row.
The fateful.
Mr. Sweets is going to do the Vodka Sprite.
But you want to know what both our drinks have in common?
What?
The name is the drink.
Okay.
You have vodka Sprite.
And I'm drinking Crown Apple Whiskey and Water.
Oh, that's the new one for you though on the vodka.
Yeah, no one's heard that.
But I mean, I think they know how to make it.
Crown Apple Whiskey.
What?
And then add water.
What type of ice though?
It has to be crushed.
And then it's done with cubes and it just wasn't the same.
Wow.
So anyways.
Cheers.
Here we go.
Vodka Sprite.
And a Crown Apple Whiskey Water.
Cheers to Thong Thursday.
White Bout.
That was a whole white bout Thursday.
Your ass was looking pretty nice there.
We almost had to end the podcast prematurely.
In the middle of the wipeout, I almost took a solo.
But anyways, so we are the sweet side of life podcast all the way from Southern California.
All the way.
Depends on where you're at.
You could be really close, but you could be really far.
You could live like next door.
You could basically be next door.
Or I was looking at some of our stats earlier today.
Wow.
First of all, we've hit 15,000 downloads.
Yes.
Yay to us.
Which is.
Yay.
It's amazing that there's 15,000 people.
But the craziest thing is where those people come from.
Because.
You were saying it earlier and I was half listening.
I'm going to be honest.
We got people in Kuwait, Ukraine.
Yeah.
Well, they're bored.
They're very bored and currently under attack.
You know what?
If we can breathe and bring some comedic alivity.
I don't know where it went.
But and there's there's Russia, which I think we're illegal.
We're illegal in Russia.
And there's an even say Russia.
We shouldn't say it.
Don't say it.
Was to say vodka.
We currently have people in vodka.
Some people in vodka.
We got people in freaking.
What is it?
We got a shit ton of people in Australia.
Which judging by our recent reality TV TV shows reality TV shows state that we need to visit Australia.
Because apparently all of the Australian women are hot.
And men and men.
I don't look at the men.
But no, we we we have reached.
But the men are here are dicks in Australia.
But you know what?
Here's the thing.
I'm here for a hit and quit it.
I'm a hit and quit it.
I'm a gal.
Trying to get to know you.
I don't care if your personality sucks.
Same girl saying.
Now we want at least a minimal personality.
You have to have just a little bit.
Pretend.
Let's pretend for the night.
You have a personality.
And we got people's from all over the area, which is crazy.
All kinds of country.
I can't even like think of the countries right now because it's just so crazy.
It's just trust me, bro.
Got it.
You know who we who we do have people listening from who.
I think very close because they just visited EDR.
The mangoes.
That's right.
They just went there this past weekend.
And we kind of talked about them the last one, right?
Yeah, we we we were talking about them and they emailed us and we've emailed back and
forth a couple of times.
They said that they were coming there soon and as for our opinion, our advice.
We gave them some sound advice.
It sounds like and they went in there and they had a great freaking time.
Look, you forwarded me the emails and you didn't delete it.
And then one of the things they were actually talking about, which is kind of the same thing
we were talking about is they had gotten some mixed reviews on SMI, which is C mountain
in with impulse rings.
And we have done a review on our first and only visit there.
And we were just talking the other day like we needed we need to give it another chance.
Yeah.
And because that the first time we went there, that was our first time at any resort or any
party, I think, right?
It was very new.
Everything was very new to us.
Yeah.
And now looking back, it's it's kind of standard issue.
Yeah, it really is.
Now I'm kind of like, oh, like some of the oh my God moments are now we're like, oh, yeah,
I was terrified.
Yeah, actually, was it the big boner?
It was the dude with the perpetual big boner.
Yeah, he was walking around hard as a fucking rock constantly, which now we know he probably
injected his dick with something which is actually even more terrifying.
I want to try the injection.
No, you don't.
I do.
I want to give it a shot.
I want to give it a go.
A literal shot.
Give it a shot.
Exactly.
So now that we're unintended, so now that we've been to a few, few different places, we definitely
want to give C mountain in another shot.
There was like, in our first first review, there was nothing bad about it.
It was just a lot.
Yeah, for us to ingest literally, literally in our first first go around.
But now it's like, all right, we've kind of seen all the craziness and kind of feel like
we can try it again.
What are you looking at over there?
I'm trying to read the I'm trying to like, you know how like emails?
Okay, I think I got it.
I wanted to read the mangoes visit to EDR.
Oh, the one that they were back to us.
Yeah.
So they followed up to us because we, we emailed them back and basically gave them some tips
on how to like navigate it, navigate EDR.
And they, they've now since then emailed us back and said, Hey, just wanted to follow
up and say thank you for all the tips.
We had a great time at EDR.
I actually went back and listened to the SMI episode and the previous EDR reviews.
So I felt well versed on Palm Springs scene because we've done a previous episode on both.
Yes.
Exactly.
You have one on talk about EDR quite a bit.
Yeah, we love it.
It's local to us.
So we love it.
And then SMI, we talked about that because we did a whole resorts, local resorts kind
of thing on our podcast.
So okay, moving on.
We also talked to some people we met and there are definitely mixed reviews of SMI.
I think we are still going to check it out ourselves, which we both, we said the same
thing.
We're like, I think we're still going to do it.
Um, again, our agreed highlights at EDR were hanging out by the pool in our birthday
suits, the red room sex swing in particular.
I have had some good fun in that sex.
Oh yeah.
Um, and the laid back feel everyone was so chill and friendly.
We implemented your advice on the pool, which I think he's referring to the backing into
people like your move is like, let me just like back into people like, oops, sorry.
And then start up a conversation with them.
It works in the pool and bars.
It's a little creepier weird.
Yeah.
Cause why are you walking backwards?
Yes.
And a pool you're kind of everybody's floating around your swimming.
Yeah, it works really great.
It works fantastic.
Um, so apparently it worked for him too.
I'm assuming him.
I don't know why, I guess cause you manage our stuff.
I would say based off of our communications, it was him talking.
Right.
Yeah.
Um, uh, we implemented advice on the pool and that's where we ended up talking to the
most, most of the cool people we met.
I also wanted to say that my wife and I loved hearing our email on the show hearing it again.
There you are.
I was laughing so hard at the commentary along with cleaning the kitchen.
I also cleaned the bathroom until it sparkles.
That's a dude.
That's a dude who's getting laid regularly.
Dude that's going to happily clean.
Yeah.
Thank you again.
Since you were wondering on the episode, if we were a hot couple, we left a photo for
you to decide if you ever feel like connecting or our calling card is down below and they
left their picture and they are a good looking couple.
I did.
I wrote them back and I said, Hey.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure though in the podcast we asked for nudes.
Did we?
We did.
Oh, well there, I think they are nude, but they cut them off.
Yeah.
They cut the good parts off.
Exactly.
No, we got their faces though.
No, they're a good looking couple.
Yeah, for sure.
So if you went into the mangos at EDR anywhere else in Southern California, actually told
them I was like, Hey, you know, maybe, maybe sometime along the road, we're going to like
meet up at SMI.
Yeah.
Maybe we, maybe we all just re, well they've never been there, but maybe we just re hit
it together.
There you go.
We can create our own history.
We'll figure it out.
Um, but yeah, so that's the update with them in goes.
Yes.
I don't know where that came from, but just got on the top of my brain.
Oh, we were talking about EDR, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
So we haven't finished our, no, we're on episode three, which is picks up.
It's supposed to pick up on Sunday.
Sunday, right?
Sunday.
Our memorial.
Story about the beard and the butt.
The beard and the butt.
The Dracula.
I rubbed my penis against his beard.
No.
What's it called?
Spit roast.
Yes.
Did we, yeah, we talked about it.
Yeah.
And then my masturbation.
Very nice.
Yes.
So there's a podcast called hump day quickies and the hump day quickies and swing nation.
Um, they trade one and two spots on like, uh, Apple podcast constantly.
And they're really good.
And the, one of the best things about hump day quickies is they do a lot of stories.
They're mostly stories.
So if you're looking for stories, they're the one.
They're who you need to listen to.
If you're looking for like advice and other stuff, they're not the one.
Word like a combination of stories and comedy and drinking.
We're right in the middle.
Hump day quickies is like straight up.
Let's fucking go.
And it makes sense why they're number two.
Number one sex.
Baby, they just have a bunch of dudes jerking off to their podcast.
I guarantee you because the gentleman of the couple, he, um, anytime they go into a, uh,
a situation, he, he turns his phone on and records the audio.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
So, like, so like they'll recount a story and be like, yeah, so and so was blah, blah,
blah.
And then he'll play the audio in the podcast and it's like, you get to hear.
With the sounds.
Exactly.
It's pretty fucking hot.
Yeah.
Do you jerk off to it?
I don't jerk off because I listened to at work.
So it would be really weird.
Let's be real.
You've jerked off at work before.
Once.
Lies.
I don't believe that.
I don't see you tell me not to a podcast though.
So anyways, where was I going with this?
I don't know.
They're telling people if they want a podcast that just talks about stories.
That's the one they need to listen to.
Yeah.
I totally.
Yes.
Okay.
I've, I've completely lost it.
Hump day quickies, but why did I even go down this route?
Um, you have, you heard a buzz.
There was a flashing light.
A butterfly flew past you.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I would down this direction for a reason though.
Well, I think you'll probably figure it out at some point.
You got distracted by all the pretty lights and thinking about all the stories.
There was something though.
Well anyway, we were talking about EDR and we had, I don't know where we were going to
talk about our third day at EDR.
Okay.
So I don't know where you were going with this other podcast.
I'm not sure either.
We talking about me going on tangents.
Come on.
You're going on a tangent.
There was a reason there.
Well anyway, moving on.
So we've just plugged into their podcast.
You're welcome.
It's all there.
That number one.
I know you totally, I know you totally needed that.
You totally needed our plug with your number one status in podcasts.
What the fuck was I going to say?
I don't know, babe.
I've killed as much time as I possibly can for you to figure this out.
I had a fucking point.
There's a point there.
God damn you.
Fuck.
God damn you, Russia.
Okay.
I had a point.
Anyway.
So we were at EDR.
Yeah.
My point to my story was we were going to talk about the third day at EDR.
Okay.
Keep going.
I hate that you're still trying.
You're still trying to think of your point.
There was something, there was literally something that triggered me and I'm waiting for it to
re-trigger.
So keep talking.
Okay.
So we were, so day three at EDR, that's where we left off.
Yes.
That's where we're at.
And we have done Friday, Saturday, and now it's Sunday.
Yeah.
But we still rallied.
We got up.
We were fucking exhausted.
We got in the pool.
We got topless.
We got in the pool.
I got topless.
So our friends were still there.
We actually thought our friends were staying through Monday.
Like we were.
Like we literally, when we got there, asked everybody, like, are you staying through
the weekend?
And for us, that meant through the holiday weekend, which was till Monday.
And everybody was like, yeah, everybody was like, yeah.
And we were like, cool.
So our friends that we had there, we were like thinking like, okay, Sunday, like we're
going to have a good amount of time on Sunday because Friday came and went.
Saturday also came and went.
So we're like, Sunday's the day.
Like we're going to really just dig in.
But then literally everybody was leaving.
Yeah, we're in the pool and everybody's walking by.
Some of our friends were leaving.
Literally, they didn't even get in the pool.
Some other friends were in the pool early.
Well, there were some unexpected friends.
First off, yeah.
So our friends that we met on Friday.
Yeah.
And then that we later played with a little bit on Saturday.
They had told us that was their last day.
That was their last day.
They're like, we're out.
Well, they weren't staying on site.
They were off site.
And then they said that was their last day.
Like, we'll see you guys later.
Yeah.
Great.
But they live nearby.
So we were like, cool, we'll see.
We'll for sure see you guys.
Yeah, of course.
We trade the numbers, whatever it was.
So Sunday morning, I wake up bright and early because that's what I do.
I don't think you were that as early as you think you were.
It was like 8.39.
Pretty fucking early.
And I walked out the front door and I was kind of like just scanning the scene.
And from afar, I think that was the beard.
I noticed, I noticed a couple that kind of fit the physical profile.
The beard and the butt.
I have, I have contacts.
So I can see pretty good, but it's not perfect.
So I see, I see a potential body shape.
Her and I see a shadow of his beard off in the distance.
And I'm looking, I'm like, and I turn to you.
I'm like, I think beard and butt are here.
And you're like, no, I don't think so.
Because they were going to, they said they weren't going to come today.
I'm like, well, there's their doppelganger.
So we're going to have to go talk to them.
Because here they are.
And yeah, we're just, I'm cool, cool, and then like maybe an hour later, we get in
the pool.
No, we're like, they were walking towards, he was walking towards us.
And I'm like, Oh, hey.
And then I wait for him over.
You said they're for sure here.
Cause I saw him.
I think you're getting ice.
Something out of it.
I wasn't there with you.
And you were like, Hey, and then you're like, for sure they're here.
I just, so hi.
And then we got in the pool and they were there.
And then they were actually in the pool with the birthday boy, Mr. and Mrs. Funtime.
Yep.
Right.
That's what they said their name was Funtime.
But then they, but Mr. and Mrs. Funtime were leaving.
So they just got in the pool for not a little bit or whatever.
And then they were leaving.
And then anyway, we were pleasantly surprised to see that Bearden Butt had stayed.
They were like, well, we could have, you know, just been in downtown Palm Springs, spending
money, walking around in the heat.
Or we could be here with you guys in the pool with all our friends.
Well, he doesn't drink, but I don't think she really did either.
I don't remember.
I don't really recall her having a drink.
But anyway, but yeah, so that was a pleasant surprise.
So we all got in the pool on Sunday and you like left to get his drinks, I think.
And came back and I literally had like, yeah, just a crowd around me because I was telling
us two stories.
You were going in the story mode.
I went in a story mode because we started talking about LA because beard, he doesn't
drink, but he smokes or yes, I was like, oh, okay.
And then I was like, I can't because I just fucking fall asleep.
Like I have very little like tolerance for that.
I used to smoke all the time when it was like 18, passed out, wake up.
Your nickname was Snoop Dogg.
Yeah.
And wake up, go to Jack in the Box, get a jumbo jack and then go home.
Like it was, that was my routine every fucking weekend.
So yeah, I just like fall asleep.
And so anyway, I started telling a story, which I guess we'll keep for another podcast,
but I was telling the story about us in Jamaica and two experiences that we've had in one
was in Jamaica and one was in LA, both dealing with the devil's lettuce.
As a marriage, I want us and I literally like, I'm telling this story and you like went out
to get his drinks and you come back.
Oh my God.
You were like the top of an amphitheater.
Really?
And you had like your crowd beneath you.
It was like, I had, it was like, we were all on a circle.
I was talking, I was telling my story and then like, you could tell people around us
were listening to the story too, because it was, because you're fucking loud.
I'm so fucking loud.
It was a good fucking story.
It was funny.
It's a great story.
They're both funny stories.
So yeah, we're going to touch on that in the next couple of episodes, actually not the
next one, but the one after that.
Yeah, because we're going to, we're going to go to dirty Vegas.
Well, we actually first this Saturday, we have the last party that we're going to.
And then we have, you just digressed.
I know.
Like a motherfucker.
I always do.
And then we have the, um, cruise, swinger's catch.
The, uh, you broke my trying to thought.
All right.
So you were in dirty Vegas.
Yeah, you were in the pool.
Yeah.
The people around you.
Yeah.
So we were doing the whole, I was doing the whole thing.
I apologize.
She's drinking apple whiskey.
You shouldn't apologize for me.
I'm not going to.
I'm just knees, I think.
Anyway, um, so yeah, so we did that.
And then really it was a mild evening.
It was mild because then all our friends left.
No, all of them.
There was still the birthday girl there.
Yeah.
A lot.
We had some friends there and then beard and, um, beard.
Uh, but, but in beard, they were there and, but then he didn't start.
He started feeling great.
He didn't start.
Yeah.
He started feeling a little weird.
So they kind of bailed out for a little bit.
Yeah.
Um, which is a shame because I was going to give him the dick.
Not him.
Oh, him.
No, no.
No.
Her.
Okay.
Yeah.
Got it.
My bad.
Yeah.
Um, we, you make things so fucking weird.
I like to, it's what I do.
That's it.
Uh, Roberto of Catarina and Roberto always says, he's always like, how are you with him?
He makes things so weird.
I like to make things weird.
So, and then I'm just like, I like it weird.
We all like weird.
They don't, it's hard to appreciate weird until weird's gone.
Yeah.
And when weird's gone and you're like, that's strange.
Exactly.
And you're just like, I want weird.
I want motherfucking weird.
That's where I come into play.
Yep.
That is where you come into play.
So then, um, that evening, honestly, we just did so little that that week.
Sunday was a lot of rehab.
It was, yeah, like I said, we had anticipated our friends still being there.
Yeah.
So we were kind of thinking like, oh, group play.
Yeah.
I thought for sure, uh, yeah, some of our other friends that we actually, we saw them
earlier in the week and we didn't see them because they were busy through the entire
weekend and they were checking out.
We thought they were going to be there.
Yeah.
So, um, I mean, everybody had a good time.
I know all of our friends had a great time.
Everybody had an awesome time.
Yeah.
We had a good time too.
And then we went out to dinner.
Yeah.
I went to dinner.
With some friends of ours.
Birthday girls, dinner.
Birthday dinner thing.
And then we came back and we created a new party in with a baby Jesus.
What remember the kid?
It was a guy.
I mean, obviously he was in the adult, but he was talking about and he looked like Jesus.
Do you remember we were in the pool?
He was a skinny dude with the long hair.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
No, stop it.
You skipped me dying at dinner.
Oh, you wanted to tell me that?
Yeah, I almost died at dinner.
Okay.
But you didn't.
Moving on.
I, uh, I didn't cut a piece of steak quite big enough.
I almost died.
No, quite small enough.
Whatever.
Show off.
Um, all right.
Fine. We're apparently going right over that.
I almost died.
We've all moved on from it.
You should too.
I didn't call him baby Jesus.
I called him.
That's why we saw Jesus.
I called him.
I almost died.
Swinger Jesus.
I didn't call him baby Jesus.
I don't know.
That's so fucking weird.
All right.
So anyways, we came back.
We came back from dinner.
I was on the brink of that.
I, I, that's why you saw Jesus.
I was hurting for days after.
No, I know you hurt yourself.
I feel bad about that.
I, I, although I had nothing to do with it.
I, I choked on a piece of meat going to my throat.
I didn't cut it quite enough apparently.
And, uh, choked on meat.
Let me tell you, I choked on that motherfucker.
Um, and I ended up running to the bathroom and had to up chuck.
But great story.
It hurt my insides to this day.
I am not the same.
I will now cut my steak.
But yes, we did come back to your food.
That's an option too.
So we came back and, uh, we went, we originally, we went to the, um, the main jacuzzi.
Yeah.
And it was packed.
Yeah.
There was like, like 20 to 25 people in there.
Why did we leave though?
Cause I feel like we always say, no matter how packed the jacuzzi is, just get in it.
We got in it, right?
No.
I think it was, we walked up and we probably did a quick like, analyzation of the people.
And we were just like, this was in our crowd.
Yeah.
Like whatever, whatever the reason was, we have jam packed ourselves in jacuzzi before.
We just stepped back and we were like, this is not us right now, whatever, whatever it
was, I have no idea.
So then we walked back to the other, the jacuzzi on the loop.
And again, it was pretty packed.
That's pretty full and honestly the people weren't very welcoming in that one.
Yeah.
It was kind of like, it was a little clicky.
I felt like we kind of walked up or like, Hey, how's everybody going?
And it was kind of minimal answers.
And that's fine.
Like we'll find another body of water to put ourselves in.
Yeah.
So I was like, well, let's see how warm this pool is.
And that fucking pool was warm as fuck.
It was warm.
Yeah.
The nude pool was warm as fuck.
So we jumped in that pool.
And we're in there for a little bit and we're kind of with Swinger Jesus, Swinger Jesus
was in there.
Yeah.
And we're kind of splashing around as you do in a pool.
We were with our friends who we went to dinner with.
Yeah.
Where they grow up and her husband and then and then the party just came to us where there's
music people will come.
Well, I got music.
Yeah.
You want to get your speaker really quiet.
I went, yeah, this pool has no music.
So I went back to our room and grabbed my speaker, grabbed my music and we were telling
everybody, hey, let everybody know the main pool is cold as fuck.
This pool is warm as fuck.
And within 30 minutes we had probably 30 people in that pool.
Yeah.
And it was like, all right, the party's here.
And there's people who listened to our podcast.
They said, yeah, we had to move men if a couple of people that.
Yeah.
Listen.
So hi.
But yeah.
And I think we were just so exhausted.
You were so exhausted.
And like you said, you almost died.
So I was exactly.
I needed to rest.
Yeah.
And it was just.
We had a great time.
Yeah.
And we hit our, we hit our wall.
Yeah.
And like we were just.
You can only do so many days, which is so wild because we're about to do.
We're about to do what?
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Six days in Vegas.
That's double.
Double.
Well, we got more in that coming, babe.
What?
Tonight.
I have five young males coming over.
Fantastic.
Not tonight.
I'll get out of my checkered pajamas.
And maybe comb your hair.
My hair is combed.
It's washed and combed.
Tonight is Thursday, the 14th.
So here actually it is now officially Friday.
Yeah.
Friday, the 14th.
It's fucking midnight.
It's 12.
God damn it.
30, babe.
What the fuck?
Exactly.
So actual fuck.
What in the actual fuck?
So anyways, we have a lot going on.
So we're going to wrap Memorial Day up.
We're going to put Memorial Day in a little bow.
We're wrapping the bow on it.
We had such a good time.
We wish we had known all our friends were leaving on Sunday.
We probably wouldn't have left on Sunday.
I would have.
But it just would have been good to know.
I would have eaten a lot more pussy.
Yeah.
I wouldn't.
You ate and ate.
I don't want to say enough.
Osphal.
Osphal by the time that we can was down Osphal.
A lot of pussy eating.
But yeah, so Sunday was very basic.
We have a lot of shit coming up.
We've got it.
Today apparently is Friday, which is going to be released tomorrow.
Tomorrow is a less party and then a fee.
And then next Wednesday.
We're headed to Vegas.
We're going to do.
What's the date on Wednesday?
The 19th.
The 19th?
Yeah.
The 19th.
We're going to Vegas.
We're going to do all the things.
We're doing all of our Vegas shit, which is why we're going out earlier than last.
So we're doing our Tiki bars and Wednesday and Thursday night.
We have a very lovely strip club that we like to go to.
I'm a regular there once every other year.
Yeah.
You're a regular there on your birthday.
Oh, it'll be not your birthday.
She even get a strip.
Do you even get a dance?
If it's not your birthday?
I'm pretty sure I would.
So we have a very whole in the wall strip club we like to go to because those are my
favorite.
What's it called?
Plating in Sam's.
Yeah.
Tiki bars.
We got all kinds of fun stuff.
Yeah.
We got pool parties.
We have a concert.
We've like a movement.
We're into reggae.
Yeah.
Friday night.
We got a reggae concert and then Saturday, Sunday.
We're going to be doing dirty Vegas.
Yeah.
Dirty Vegas with plush.
Yep.
We're going to do a lot of stuff.
Yeah, dirty Vegas with plush.
Yep.
All the pool parties.
The parties at the Ahern.
We're going to be doing pool parties both days and both club nights and then Sunday,
Sunday, most likely doing whispers pool parties.
We've been to whispers twice now.
Yep.
But we have never done a pool party.
No, because we always go after season.
We always go during your birthday time, which is in October.
This is the first time we've gone during like pool party season.
Yeah.
And I actually always said like this place is bomb ass pool.
Well, the pool is average.
I mean, but I mean the whole layout, it looks like it should be.
The situation seems more like the way the house is and everything just, it seems like
more of a pool party vibe than like a upscale club vibe, you know, like when we go, well,
actually when we usually go, it's in October and it's usually the weekend they do their,
their BDSM stuff.
So that's usually, it kind of makes it fun.
But I mean, just to go on a regular, I don't know, without an event, without a thing.
I don't know.
We'll see.
It could be good.
But well, we won't know because we're going for a pool party.
I'm saying like, if we went in a different October, like not the BDSM thing.
BDSM thing is good because we get to try new shit.
We'll have to talk about, did we ever talk about that?
Whispers.
The electric play.
Electric play.
I don't think so.
We might have.
I'm going to have to review back, but you know what?
We can always talk about it again.
Because we have a lot of new listeners.
So a lot of people aren't going all the way back to number one and that's fine.
Yeah.
They're going to catch up.
So.
And if they run out of, if they run out, they could go back.
They could.
However, I feel like we've been just as good for the past year.
Or just as good.
However, you want to look at it.
It's all been a great fun.
However, so.
Obviously we don't make any money off of this.
So really it's our fun.
Exactly.
And if people want to listen to it, the more the merrier.
Exactly.
Kind of like a gang bang.
That's exact.
The more the barrier.
Oh, that's what we didn't talk about.
What's that?
The fact that we got a gang bang contact.
Oh, we're not going to go there just yet.
Why?
Because that was at EDR.
Yep.
But we're hitting the end of this episode.
You're the worst.
I'm going to say it really fast.
No.
I got a gang bang contact.
What?
I'm going to do a gang bang at some point.
It's in my bucket list.
Yeah, my bucket list too.
Is it a gang bang if you know everybody?
Yeah.
Because I feel like I'll just tell people.
Has nothing to do with knowing anybody.
People may just show up.
Everybody just may just show up.
That's literally, it's just a numbers game.
It has nothing to do with not knowing anybody.
Okay, so it doesn't have to be like a secret.
No, no, no.
You don't know people.
And then we saw the gang bang guy at a fucking Athena's.
We didn't even talk about Athena's.
Yeah, we have a whole nother story.
Oh my God, Athena's was so good.
Yeah, Athena's is great.
It's a great story.
Yeah.
Next episode.
What do you mean next?
We have literally so many things to talk about.
How are we going to talk about them all in the next episode?
It doesn't have to be the next.
I just can't talk about that right now because my lawyers haven't signed off on it.
You're the worst.
I'm the best.
I know.
Athena's was a good.
Athena's is a great fucking time.
We didn't tell a really good story in this one.
We didn't tell a good story.
No, not every podcast has to have a story though, babe.
I know, but Athena's is a good story.
Athena's has a lot of good stories.
A lot went on there.
It was a fun time.
It was a really good time.
But we'll have to hit that again.
You're the worst.
I feel like I'm your listener.
I'm like, just tell the story.
You are more or less.
If it was up to you, we'd just do one eight hour episode.
Eight hour podcast?
We can't do that though.
I know it is 12.30 and I do have to work tomorrow.
Well, I guess today.
Some of us have to work.
Some of us have to work today.
I actually have to work longer than you do.
Tomorrow I got shit to do.
I got shit to do today.
It's today.
We're already in today.
So anyways.
So we're going to go ahead and wrap this one up really quick.
In case we don't get our podcast out, a new podcast out before Sunday, Happy Father's
Day.
I'm going to get this out.
No.
We're not going to get a second one out.
Oh, okay.
I was just saying.
Jesus Christ.
Happy Father's Day.
Yeah.
To all the fathers out there.
Your kids are so happy your wife did not swallow them.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So thank you guys so much.
Thank you for hanging out with us here tonight.
We are the sweet side of life podcast.
Mr. and Mrs. Emily Sweets.
And yeah, here in the next couple of days as we head to Dirty Vegas, we are going to
record some hit in the streets with the sweets episodes.
Maybe I'll tell my marijuana stories then.
Maybe.
We're going to have like four hours.
That might work out because yeah, it's like a four to five hour drive.
So we'll see what we'll see what we come up with.
We're going to tell the marijuana stories.
I've already decided.
The marriage on us.
Yeah.
However, literally have to tell something.
I mean, we have so much to say.
So little time to his trip.
Like fucking Willy Wonka.
What in the meantime?
So little to say so much time.
I'm switch it.
Reverse.
So much to say.
So little time.
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns
and keep shaking it up.
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