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With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple

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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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And we're back once again.

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So we are here doing our part two of eight part EDR.

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If only it was that much fun.

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It's a lot of fun.

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Yeah a lot of fun but I don't think it's not eight part fun.

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We did not get eight part fun.

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So we are drunk tonight.

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Speak for yourself.

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You're drunk.

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Tonight is a Friday night.

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Yes.

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Before you.

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It's Friday, Friday.

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Down on Friday.

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I might have to cut that in there somewhere.

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That was a great song.

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Thank you very much Rebecca Black.

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She was awkward but she turned out to be a looker.

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I will say that.

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The fuck?

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Her song still sucked but she's pretty.

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I don't know what she looks like but okay.

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I'll show her.

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I'll show her to you.

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Okay.

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Anyways.

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It's the way off in fucking left field.

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Exactly.

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You know it.

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I can just see her dancing in a car singing terribly.

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That's all I can see.

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She's grown up Emily.

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Anyway, so tonight is a special night for many reasons.

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It's Friday.

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Tonight is a Friday night.

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It's Friday.

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And Friday nights are always fun.

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Tonight is also the night that is the last night I'm going to see you.

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All the way through Monday.

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So sad.

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You are leaving me tomorrow morning to go hang out with your friends.

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In Orange County somewhere.

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Yes.

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However, you are also leaving me.

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To do a party.

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To DJ pool party.

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By your self.

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Pool party tomorrow.

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By your self.

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By yourself.

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By myself.

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And then on Sunday I'm going to be hitting the wineries with some friends.

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You're getting crazy.

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I'm going to have some sushi.

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You know what's funny?

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Out of all of this though you're going to miss me more than I'm going to miss you.

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I know.

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I'm going to be, I'm totally going to be bummed.

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And that's fine.

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And you're going to have the most fun though but you're still going to be like, I wish

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I really was here.

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I'm going to podcast every night while you're gone in tears.

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This is a, this is a good exercise.

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It's a good exercise.

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We haven't been apart for this long since you went to New York without me.

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Even before we got married.

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Really this is how long ago?

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Yeah I think, I think this is it.

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But at that time I didn't have nearly as many things to fill my schedule.

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I was literally sitting home watching Adam Sandler movies.

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What about when I went to, why am I always leaving you?

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Why don't you take a vacation without me?

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I don't want to leave you.

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That's just, I'm sorry.

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Sorry I love you more than you love me.

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Well it happened.

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So anyways, let's um.

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I'm looking at how bare this table is because your turntables are now at the party.

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Snap turntables is controllers.

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You said turntables when I was in here earlier.

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I don't have turntables.

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It's a controller.

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That's what you said.

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I'm not spinning on the ones and the twos.

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I have a A and B deck on my controller.

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Okay well that definitely works.

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So you have all that stuff over at our friend's house for the pool party.

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They are doing a pool party.

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They do about two annual summer pool parties.

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I'm actually sad I already had something planned and I couldn't make this pool party.

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It worked out because you guys, you already had your girls trip planned.

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I was going to be home doing nothing and then our friends.

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Yeah I did.

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I had to do something to do.

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And our friends picked this date and I'm like oh cool.

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Fine let me jump in and do it.

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It is our first party, like LS party separate.

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It is.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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For some reason I trust you.

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I also have installed cameras at our friends house.

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No I was kidding.

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I know you got spies.

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All my friends are spies.

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Yes exactly.

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Everybody's got their own thing but spies.

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I'm just kidding.

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Yeah like you said this is our first time doing something like this and it was interesting

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because our friends brought the date to us and initially I was kind of like alright let

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me see what I can do because at the last party last year I did the music.

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I DJ but I also have equipment.

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Just provide music.

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Yeah I provide the equipment for the music.

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I have professional music equipment.

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Sound equipment and I can bring the party and that's typically what I do.

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Yeah because we're together.

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We're partying.

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So I go to most of these parties and I just bring a trusty iPad and I put together some

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playlist and I just kind of you know control it from my phone throughout the night because

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I don't want to be tied behind a table as we're hanging out with our friends and all

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that stuff but on this particular party I'm going to actually I bring in my DJ controller

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not my turntables.

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Whatever you said turntable.

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And I'm going to be doing a like a hybrid.

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I was going to say medley that doesn't make sense.

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A hybrid of playlist and I'm going to drop in occasionally and do some DJ sets.

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Do actual DJ.

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The entire party is 11 hours.

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Yeah you can't DJ for 11 hours.

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Yeah I ain't Paulie DJ.

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It's exhausting.

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I ain't Paulie DJ.

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Paulie D doesn't even DJ for 11 hours.

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He DJs for an hour and a half.

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We would and saw him.

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He doesn't even DJ for an hour and a half.

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We saw him in Mexico.

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He's like 45 minutes max.

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He was out.

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So yeah so I'm going to go there.

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I'm going to drop a couple of DJ sets and play some music and just have a good time and

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you gave me a six to ten foot leash.

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And you uh.

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My rules are exactly our boundaries.

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I don't like the rules.

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I don't like rules.

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Whatever.

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Yeah okay rules boundaries whatever we call it are exactly the same as if I was there.

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The problem is I'm not there so you can't pull me into a room to do XYZ so you have to stay

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public.

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I have to stay.

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So basically what it is is the we'll say roughly 15 square foot area behind the DJ is public.

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So whatever happens happens.

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Because always our boundaries if you want to say that.

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Boundaries.

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Boundaries are we don't do anything like privately in an area without the other person.

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We don't go into a room with a shut door with somebody else unless the other person is aware

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or there.

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Aware or there.

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They rhyme.

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Aware or there.

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That works.

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Aware or there.

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And so really my boundaries are the same.

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But I'm not there to be aware or there.

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So everything you do has to be public.

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Otherwise that's how we roll.

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We just everything has to be out in the open because we're just doing things fun and out

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in the open.

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So I'm like do what you want out in the pool area out in the.

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All right.

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You heard it here.

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The other the only other thing I said which is different is if is I have to know the person.

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I don't want you just randomly being with somebody.

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I don't know.

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I just dropped it off.

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Let me pick which we haven't.

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Cheers.

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We haven't.

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And tonight is a special cheers.

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Tonight we're going to we're going to cheers.

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We don't have special drinks but we have a special cheers.

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Yeah.

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Tonight we were just we've been just drinking hanging out spending some quality time together.

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So we weren't really worried about the whole special concoction for tonight.

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We're just doing some of our favorite cocktails.

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We're our favorite people.

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So tonight you my favorite person we do tonight.

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We are doing sprites vodkas and martinis and also tonight we have a very night our special

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We have a very special listener and friend listeners listeners.

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We know them personally.

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They've been on our podcast and they have been great friends for a while now at all

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of this party.

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They're great supporters and I just saw today on Cassidy that they actually are celebrating

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their 22 year engagement.

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They have the cutest photo on Cassidy.

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They do.

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It is actually they're really a really cute photo.

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He's down on his knees and she's I'm assuming saying yes.

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Well they're there.

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They are there and they are now here as well.

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Yeah.

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So congratulations you guys.

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You guys are a vet couple vet couple cheers to your engagement.

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Twenty two years.

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You guys for your support.

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Damn.

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You have to drink when you cheers babe.

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Even if you don't have a straw.

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I was looking at the photo I was looking at her a little bit longer.

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In case you guys are wondering she was the one that rejected me.

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No she's the one that is all about girls.

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Yes.

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Well she rejected me.

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Well yeah.

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And that's not a girl and I am not a girl and that like I said at the time that's totally

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fine but I just had to make it.

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They got into it to explore her by side.

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By side.

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By side.

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So let me see where are we at.

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So we were at EDR this past weekend.

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No couple weekends ago.

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Wasn't this past weekend.

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No babe.

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No.

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Was it.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Yeah.

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I don't think so honey.

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No this past weekend.

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Honey bunny.

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That was very fast.

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Very fast and aggressive of me.

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Did we skip a week.

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No my love.

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What did we do this past weekend.

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Let's see.

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Let me check our calendar.

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We really had nothing going on this past weekend.

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No we actually did Athena's.

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Oh that's a whole nother.

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That's a whole nother podcast.

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Whole nother podcast.

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Yeah that was fun.

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We did something this weekend.

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That was fun.

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But that's not where we're at.

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All right so this past weekend we did Athena's.

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But we're gonna that's gonna be a whole nother episode.

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Yeah that was fun.

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But before that we did we were finishing Memorial Day EDR.

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Saturday.

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We were in Saturday.

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Midday Saturday.

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Got it.

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So what we kind of didn't talk about what was in the like bonus part of the episode I

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guess like the where we talked to the Mr. and Mrs. Fun time.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I'm like forgetting everybody's pseudonym.

283
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Is that the right word.

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I don't think so.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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That's what came to my mind.

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It did to mine too.

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We said it kind of at the same time we were like looking at each other and said it but

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I don't know.

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I'm gonna Google it really quick.

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I don't think so.

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I think it's like.

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So we kind of talked about it in.

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Pseudofriend.

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No.

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No.

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Just stop.

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It's fine.

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We've moved on.

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Pseudonym.

302
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Yeah.

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A fictitious name.

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Okay.

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One used by the author.

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I wrote under the.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Babe.

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You got it.

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Perfect.

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You got this.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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We were on point together.

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Okay.

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So we kind of touched on it in the separate like onsite podcast episode part of it with

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Mr. and Mrs. Funtime.

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But Funtime.

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But yeah.

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So Jeff the body painter was there.

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Which.

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World famous.

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World famous.

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Literally.

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Literally.

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Like that's not sarcastic.

328
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Like literally.

329
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He has been everywhere.

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He's a porn star.

331
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He's been in it for a million years.

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Like.

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He's been body painting since we've been in it.

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He's been body painting in like forever.

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Like I literally told him I was like you body paint.

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I'm like you painted my tits when I was 19.

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I think I said this in the like if I'm if I'm saying things I've already said I'm so

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sorry I am drunk half the time and I don't remember what I'm saying.

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But I'm like I told him I was like you body painted me when I was 19.

340
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I said 19 but I couldn't have been 19.

341
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You were 21.

342
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You can't be at F.A.

343
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I was yeah I was 21.

344
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I was literally 21.

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I'm like yeah you body painted my tits.

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It was a butterfly.

347
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That's right.

348
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And I would wish we could find that photo because we took one.

349
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We have to have it somewhere.

350
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It's gotta be because it was on a cell phone but that was years ago.

351
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Yeah.

352
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I remember.

353
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So I would be on your cell phone.

354
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I was in a jeans skirt.

355
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Yeah.

356
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And he and I took my top.

357
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It was the first time we were at F.A. I took my top off.

358
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My boobs were tinier.

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And we weren't even at L.S. at that point and I remember like being like so nervous.

360
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Yeah.

361
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Like I was like I was smiling but I was like shaking.

362
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I don't remember that.

363
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Because well you weren't me.

364
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And it was just like I was like what the fuck.

365
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This is so crazy.

366
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Yeah.

367
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You're like that's the craziest thing we've ever done.

368
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This is so crazy I'm standing here.

369
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My girlfriend's tits are getting.

370
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Because at that time we were boyfriend and girlfriend not married.

371
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Yeah.

372
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Exactly.

373
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My girlfriend's tits are getting painted.

374
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But yeah it was like.

375
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Yeah it was crazy.

376
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It was a good transition because I wouldn't have just walked around bare chested if they

377
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were painted.

378
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Otherwise yeah without yeah.

379
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Some type of artwork or something.

380
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So I think I still have the jeans skirt.

381
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I don't think it fits the same.

382
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But.

383
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You don't have to dig into that.

384
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Yeah.

385
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Probably one of my hard drives somewhere.

386
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We definitely have a picture.

387
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Yeah for sure.

388
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I know I remember taking one in the back with the lockers.

389
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That was before I had an apple so I don't have the eye cloud.

390
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Yeah.

391
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So this was definitely photo.

392
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Find it.

393
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I'll tick talk it if you find it.

394
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Oh.

395
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Or I'll put it on my O.F.

396
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I'll see what I can find.

397
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I don't know if I could tick talk it.

398
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Yeah.

399
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Yeah.

400
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So I had to yeah like the tick talk we did for Memorial Day I had to do the PG version.

401
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But on my only fans is the R version or X version.

402
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I will say yeah.

403
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And NC 17.

404
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NC 17 I think it is.

405
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NC 18 I don't know.

406
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I think it's NC 17.

407
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Yeah.

408
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So that one's on my O.F. because yeah I can't have my titties out with a big dick in the

409
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center of them.

410
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Exactly.

411
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Which is funny because what I.

412
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It's a very Marica dick.

413
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Marica dick.

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And so he literally I was like what I basically I was like I told him like swirls or whatever

415
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and like I was like just paint whatever you want and then my friend was there and she

416
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was like kind of like joking and said something about a dick and then he's like I'm drawing

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a dick on you.

418
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And it's gonna happen.

419
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And I had already told him do whatever you want.

420
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He's like it's happening.

421
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And I was like and half of my brain was thinking he heard me right like I said like swirls and

422
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stuff and stuff and stuff and then I then I felt him paint the balls underneath my tits

423
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,160
and I was like he for sure is doing a dick on me.

424
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Those are some balls right now.

425
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,960
Those are definitely balls under my tits.

426
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It's like he's for sure drawing a dick on me right now.

427
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:41,320
So yeah he drew a big dick between my boobs coming off my chest like it was actually epic.

428
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320
It was magical.

429
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It was.

430
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I don't know that it got him more people though because once I got into the pool it stayed

431
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for a while but then it like started coming off and I was like I need a picture before

432
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it comes off.

433
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
The cum started washing off.

434
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,040
Yeah no the cum was fine.

435
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,360
The cum was on the top of my chest which was not in the pool.

436
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,800
It was the bottom part of the shaft and the balls that were removing themselves from me

437
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:09,480
and I was like I don't want just like a weird shafty hangy saggy balls on me so.

438
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Now you know how I feel.

439
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,480
Okay.

440
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,040
What was funny though is I was standing at the edge of the pool getting into it and

441
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he was like talking like Jeff the body painter was like talking on the microphone.

442
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,920
Yeah on the microphone about something.

443
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,520
I think you weren't even there though.

444
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I was probably making drinks or something.

445
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You were in the pool you were making drinks I think and he was like but look at that fantastic

446
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,000
dick as I was standing on the edge of the pool getting in and I'm like oh I saw me.

447
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I don't like it I don't like it and then I got in that's when the dick started washing

448
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:50,080
away but I don't think I got him more people because they were like saw that I had no more

449
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,080
dick left.

450
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I don't think he got more people paint.

451
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You know like I should have been the advertisement.

452
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I think he did just fine.

453
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But once I got in the pool at that point it was just like coming off me and I'm like

454
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yeah yeah yeah that's what happens right now.

455
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It was a sunscreen.

456
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,000
Yeah it just yeah exactly you had so much sunscreen on it was just like a layer that

457
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just washed away.

458
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Yeah so anyway Jeff was there which was fun to see and to get repainted because I haven't

459
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gotten body painted.

460
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It's been a hot minute.

461
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:28,200
In a minute and my friend got her self body painted but she just did she actually told

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him what she wanted so she had like the literally just stars and kind of what I was envisioning

463
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but like didn't apparently speak my mind enough but hey the dick worked.

464
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It worked just fine.

465
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But yeah so that was fun and then Saturday night.

466
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So Saturday.

467
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Saturday is a bit of a blur I'm gonna be honest.

468
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,520
There was yeah there was a lot to be drank.

469
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Yeah on Saturday.

470
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Literally it was all day.

471
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,000
There was a lot of sun.

472
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
A lot of sun.

473
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It was Palm Springs beautiful day.

474
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You couldn't have asked for another you know a better day.

475
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Yeah.

476
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,560
But yeah it does add up.

477
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,280
Yeah we were definitely doing shots and we're doing all that.

478
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:26,160
I'm trying to think what did we I know we went out to dinner that night or what where

479
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do we eat because we went to dinner like every night which was weird because we didn't expect

480
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280
that.

481
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280
Oh yeah Saturday was when I hit the wall.

482
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,320
Oh that's when you hit the wall.

483
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:43,160
So yeah like Saturday I was drinking all day and you've become very well at seeing when

484
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I hit the wall.

485
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,080
And I hit the wall and I can be brought back from the wall.

486
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,520
Yeah but you needed to eat.

487
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520
I need to eat.

488
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,640
Yeah and we really didn't eat that day because what had what had happened.

489
00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:03,040
We were doing the podcast that we posted and I was like hey let me make some hot dogs like

490
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,280
and I think you ate one.

491
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,880
I literally had two crackers like I didn't eat anything.

492
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,800
I somehow got ketchup in my hair.

493
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,040
I remember that because I smelled like fucking ketchup all day.

494
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,720
And just a reminder that was also when I had exactly that's when you got your triple blow

495
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720
job.

496
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,720
Triple blow job.

497
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,160
And there is one picture that has since surfaced of that.

498
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,560
And I'm gonna be buried with that picture.

499
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,560
Yeah I'm gonna bury you with that picture.

500
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,560
I'm gonna print it out.

501
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,840
I'm gonna laminate it though so it lasts longer than I do.

502
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:35,160
Then my bones and flesh when it rots away that laminated picture is gonna be there.

503
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,200
If someone digs you up.

504
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He lived a great life.

505
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200
That's just that picture.

506
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200
They're gonna think they're digging up some like.

507
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,200
You're not gonna want to you don't want to be buried though.

508
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
I'm gonna cremate you.

509
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200
That's true.

510
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,200
I'm gonna put that picture on top of it.

511
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200
Yes.

512
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,480
As of right now that is one of the best pictures that exist.

513
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,560
Cause I'm looking at the camera and I'm smiling.

514
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,280
You have the best smile.

515
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,760
I am just so giddy.

516
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,240
You're so happy.

517
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:07,040
And you have three women and all you see is the back of all of our heads.

518
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,960
I am living my best life.

519
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,440
And then you have a no-mem hat on.

520
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,440
And that is not going on TikTok very.

521
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,440
They can't.

522
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,440
I wish it was.

523
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,440
There's not a whole lot you can do without a TikTok.

524
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
I wish it was.

525
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,440
You could post it on your OF.

526
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440
Nah.

527
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,440
Then I would have to get all the all the women involved.

528
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,440
It's just the back of their heads.

529
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,440
Yeah.

530
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,440
I don't ever want to do that though.

531
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440
So.

532
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,440
That was a great time.

533
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,440
I just wanted to remind everybody that was the.

534
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That was the day.

535
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:41,440
The time I was eating the hot dogs like within that hour was when all of that happened.

536
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440
You ate hot dogs and then that happened.

537
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,440
I had a wiener and they had a wiener.

538
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,440
I was sharing.

539
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,440
You sharing is caring.

540
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,440
Yes.

541
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440
So.

542
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440
That's what we say.

543
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Yeah.

544
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,440
So you really didn't eat a lot.

545
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,440
Like you had I think one hot dog.

546
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,440
I didn't eat a lot yet.

547
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,440
A lot of women ate you.

548
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440
But yeah.

549
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,440
So there wasn't a lot of lunch eating.

550
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,440
There was a lot of drinking happening.

551
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,440
There was pool time.

552
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,440
Sunshine.

553
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,440
And yeah.

554
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440
You hit a wall.

555
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,440
I was like he's.

556
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,440
I mean if.

557
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,440
Just imagine.

558
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:19,440
You were kind of like at night you were kind of like and our our friends had kind of like

559
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,440
disperse like so our we were in the jacuzzi.

560
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,440
I do remember this.

561
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,440
So we were in the jacuzzi.

562
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:32,440
And our friends who were there she had ordered pizza.

563
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:37,440
And so she was like oh their pizza's here they're going to go eat.

564
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,440
So they went and ate.

565
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,440
Later we found out they were like come have pizza with us.

566
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,440
But I mean we didn't know that at the time and I'm not one to invite myself.

567
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,440
Yeah.

568
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,440
The way we are unless you you literally have to be like this is what we do.

569
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440
Yeah.

570
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,440
Please come and share our food with us.

571
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,440
Last thing we want to do is step on anybody's.

572
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,440
Yeah.

573
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,440
We don't do that.

574
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,440
So anyways she had had they had ordered a bunch of food or whatever.

575
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,440
And so they were going to do she's like oh our pizza's here.

576
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,440
They got out of the jacuzzi.

577
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,440
So they got out of the jacuzzi to go eat.

578
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:18,440
So then the other friends that we had I guess we met let's say there they got out of the jacuzzi with them to go eat too.

579
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:27,440
So we were like OK so we were kind of there with people that we not that we didn't know but I don't remember who was there necessarily.

580
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440
I don't know that we knew.

581
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,440
I don't know that we knew who was there you know.

582
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:38,440
But I just know that we got out maybe to get drinks or whatever and figure out what we were going to eat.

583
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:43,440
And I looked at you and I was like you look done.

584
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,440
Yeah.

585
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,440
You looked done.

586
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,440
And I was like we can't be done.

587
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,440
It's so early.

588
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,440
It wasn't it wasn't like a blackout.

589
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,440
No type thing.

590
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,440
I was just like you got to think you're drinking at that point you're drinking from 9 a.m.

591
00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:00,440
Yeah to 7 8 whatever it was at that point.

592
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,440
6 or 7 7 7 7 because it was night.

593
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440
It was dark.

594
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,440
Yeah straight in the sun.

595
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,440
Yeah all day long.

596
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,440
And it's just and I'm an introvert.

597
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:18,440
Yeah so my I have a social battery along with my drunken batteries and everything else.

598
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:23,440
So when you're drinking my social battery was just getting drained.

599
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,440
I mean this is two days.

600
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440
This is day two.

601
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,440
Yeah and I was like I'm done.

602
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,440
Yeah and you're like you're done and I'm like we can't be done.

603
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,440
So I'm like let's go eat.

604
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,440
So is that when we had Thai food?

605
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440
Yeah that's when we had Thai food.

606
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,440
Yeah.

607
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,440
Because you didn't drink at Thai food.

608
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,440
No.

609
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,440
So we went out and you messed up the Thai place.

610
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:48,440
There's like a thousand freaking Thai food places in Palm Springs.

611
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,960
She has a favorite that's called Thai smiles.

612
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,160
And that's fine.

613
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160
That's great.

614
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,160
It's the best one.

615
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,160
That's the best one.

616
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:02,160
I had my last lady tell me about it who didn't even like she's like oh you go to Thai smiles.

617
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,160
Yeah we go to Thai smiles.

618
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160
Don't worry.

619
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160
I got you.

620
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:17,240
So I pulled up open lift and I typed in Thai and it you know self filled and apparently

621
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,920
I picked Thai house.

622
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Yeah.

623
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920
Not Thai smile.

624
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,120
Yeah terrible idea.

625
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:26,240
So I was already checked out I was you know getting borderline irritated.

626
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,520
You're getting very irritated.

627
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:34,280
And I'm like so we jump into a lift and it drops us off in front of Thai house and you're

628
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,840
over here like the same right.

629
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,840
I knew it wasn't right.

630
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,840
This isn't it.

631
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,320
Because there's these big fucking boot-ins in front of the one that I want to go through.

632
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,560
And I'm getting irritated because I hate fucking up.

633
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560
Fucking up yeah.

634
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560
I hate doing anything wrong.

635
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,560
I take pride in.

636
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,120
I take 99.9% of the time you're on point.

637
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,520
Being right whatever it is.

638
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,800
I'm not being right just doing that.

639
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,800
No I'm right all the time.

640
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,800
Okay.

641
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,280
So I take pride in that.

642
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:07,640
So I was just I was irritated and then I got even more irritated and then I looked up

643
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,600
where Thai it was like a 0.5 mile walk.

644
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,800
And then every restaurant because we were on the mainstrips of the Thai house was so

645
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,920
there's a Mexican restaurant we also like which was right next to Thai house.

646
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,680
So I was like it's fine babe.

647
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680
It's fine.

648
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,240
This is why we're the yin and yang right?

649
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,480
Do we eat there Sunday night?

650
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,480
We did.

651
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,480
I almost died.

652
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,480
Yeah.

653
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,080
This is why we're the yin and yang.

654
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,640
So I was like it's fine babe.

655
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,640
It's fine.

656
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,360
Like we'll just go to this we like this place next door.

657
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,360
We'll go to that.

658
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,360
We'll go to the next place.

659
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,360
It's fine.

660
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,360
We pull it.

661
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:44,800
We walk over the Mexican place and they're like we're not taking any more reservations.

662
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,480
We're at capacity like literally like seven, eight o'clock at night maybe.

663
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,480
They were packed.

664
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,480
They were it was busy.

665
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,040
I mean it was a holiday weekend in Palm Springs.

666
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,240
So then you're like then you're just like even if we get to Thai smiles they're going

667
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,680
to be fucking packed at capacity blah blah blah.

668
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,240
You're like on you're just on the negative train.

669
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,360
You're like negative train choo choo coming through.

670
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,600
Chew choo motherfucker.

671
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Chew choo motherfucker.

672
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,720
Like you're just like odd.

673
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720
I was like baby.

674
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
So checked out.

675
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
I was like baby it's fine.

676
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,600
I'm just thinking to myself we have to fucking eat.

677
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,080
Like if we eat I just know you.

678
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,280
I need a protein.

679
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,480
I just know you.

680
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,480
I'm like if we eat we'll be fine.

681
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,360
Like we just need to get to eat.

682
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,520
So I was like let's just go.

683
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,720
So we literally are walking like we don't know each other.

684
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:41,640
It's just it's literally just like we're walking in the same general direction literally because

685
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,240
I'm like I don't want to piss him off anymore.

686
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,840
He's already in a fucking mood.

687
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,160
I'm like let's just get there.

688
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,520
Let's figure it out.

689
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,040
It's fine because I wasn't mad at you.

690
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,360
I was mad at everything.

691
00:28:53,360 --> 00:29:00,280
No I know and I know and I know I know I know and I we're going to make this eight mile

692
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,000
walk to tie fucking smile.

693
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,120
I know I know you weren't mad at me and so that's why I'm just like I should have been

694
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:12,160
that myself out of it we're going to walk like we don't know each other to the stifled

695
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:18,280
place figure it out and then we get there and know and I started like as we were getting

696
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,120
closer we turned off the main road.

697
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,280
I'm like I'm like babe I think it's gonna be fine.

698
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280
You're like it's gonna be busy.

699
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,600
It's the best Thai food in town.

700
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,240
I'm like it is the best Thai food in town but I think it's kind of like a local secret

701
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:34,120
because like my last lady used to live in Palm Springs so it's like kind of like a local

702
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:40,280
place like it's not on the main road you know so it's like it's not it's off the beaten

703
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:50,520
path it's not like super whatever yeah it's not like super what's it called touristy

704
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:55,080
or whatever so even though it has a big fucking Buddha in front of it and it's the best fucking

705
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,360
Thai food.

706
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:04,920
But we get there we wait like what five minutes if yeah and literally it's just for them to

707
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:10,480
clean his table and then I literally proceed to order everything on the menu I'm like we're

708
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:15,080
gonna get an appetizer the appetizer sampler we get this we're gonna get this we're gonna

709
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,080
get this and you're like don't they serve liquor and then you're like I don't need any liquor

710
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,080
I'm like I'm gonna have a drink.

711
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,960
I'm good at the moment I just I just need food protein.

712
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:31,840
Yeah carbs whatever it is so we eat that adventure.

713
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:38,360
It's funny because literally in my head as I had the first bite I'm thinking okay like

714
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:44,560
I'm I'm done for the night this is it yeah we're gonna eat some food we're gonna go to

715
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,800
bed we're gonna go to the fuck to bed yeah it's been a long day it's been a fun day and

716
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:55,560
we're done yeah and I think I had one bite of food I'm like well maybe maybe maybe maybe

717
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:01,280
we could do something else maybe we can do the jacuzzi let me one moment all right so

718
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:06,480
here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go back we're gonna change it's amazing what

719
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,760
food does I know you have to eat and and also just the separation of people yeah getting

720
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,120
separated like you're recharging your battery I knew you needed all of that you don't drain

721
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:21,440
my battery yeah everybody else does yeah so I knew you needed that and it was good we ate

722
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:28,280
I had good Thai food I stuffed myself literally I was like it's funny because I was like when

723
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,640
we went back I was I was kind of like I mean obviously I wanted to do stuff so I was like

724
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:39,560
but I was also super fucking full because I ate so much food I literally ate like my

725
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:46,560
breakfast lunch and dinner at dinner like you're sexy but I might fart yeah exactly

726
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:55,560
I guess that I'm like so full but we so we get back to the resort and then we're in the

727
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,880
hood or we're in our room and I was like I was and we were kind of like well we could

728
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:04,480
just let's just fuck each other like we'll just do our thing and then I was like but

729
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,600
we have the cabana and both of us are exhibitionists we did yeah we rented the cabana in case

730
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,640
you didn't catch up on the last one we had a cabana some friends canceled but we ended

731
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:18,840
up having a cabana yeah that we hardly used to the day we really I use a little bit but

732
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,400
we had we use the seats but there was like a and I decorated it but we never use really

733
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:32,840
used nobody sat on the bed no it was unused so yeah nobody so I was like so I we were

734
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:37,080
in the room we were kind of like okay like maybe we'll just fuck each other in the room

735
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,320
whatever and then but I was like babe like we have the cabana and like I said both of

736
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:49,840
us are exhibitionists so we're like I mean under the right circumstances yeah so you're

737
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:56,520
not like we're not bus stop no no we're we're exhibitionists in the area that you would

738
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:03,000
expect to be watched yeah we're not like public library exhibitionist we're not we're not

739
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:10,440
that cool yeah so yeah but so yeah so we're I was like babe like we have the cabana we

740
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:16,560
could do that we got there and just see what happens so you're like that's actually a great

741
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:25,480
idea so we get we go out there you and I you and I are fucking right yeah it was and then

742
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:33,360
when does the birthday girl and her guy come over we see where they you and I were fucking

743
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,200
I remember several people walking by I mean I was on my back so I don't I just know people

744
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:44,480
were passing by it was a very romantic missionary I mean that was in missionary you were like

745
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:51,080
up on your knees my legs are in the air it's a missionary modified missionary okay modified

746
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:58,480
like my legs are on your shoulders you were on your knees yeah that's not really missionary

747
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:06,080
I was on my knee of course I was missionary anyways so it was a modified missionary and

748
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:14,240
um let's see when did they come up did they come up before no they came I think they came

749
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:26,040
up they came up later because I remember we'll call them B and B B and B big booty and beard

750
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:33,240
let's just call him booty and beard okay booty and beard we don't need an additional third

751
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:38,760
be in there that's a lot big booty and we'll say booty and beard be be and be triple be

752
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:44,880
I like beard and booty triple be booty and beard no beard and booty it rolls off the

753
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:53,480
tongue better anyways I don't know the the the birthday girl was not there yet okay so

754
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,880
so you had people passing by yeah so basically as I was like kind of like fucking you people

755
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:05,760
were passing by and modified missionary modified missionary your head was up in against a hallway

756
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,240
which is like we were outside a hallway meaning an outside area where people were like walking

757
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:16,640
by yeah it was like the primary walkway to the exit from the outside to the end to all

758
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,800
the rooms to the pool to the jacuzzi so it was like also when you from the jacuzzi could

759
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,560
see us but I don't know there's many people at that point in the jacuzzi which is why

760
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:29,920
we didn't go back out to the jacuzzi sounds good sounds right cuz yeah edr has affiliation

761
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:36,560
with a place called copa nightclub yes which is like I think maybe five minutes from edr

762
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,200
and they do a lot of their nightclub there but the thing about that place is it's cool

763
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:47,000
they seem to put on a great party that supports edr but you have to wear clothes if it's and

764
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,200
if it's your vibe if you're here for the nightclub vibe yeah fantastic love it that's not our

765
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:59,760
vibe our vibe is pool party low-key dive bar like pants off anywhere you have to wear like

766
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,680
I mean you're always in a colored Hawaiian shirt but if you have to not wear a hat you're

767
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,920
like not for a hat or like dress shoes or yeah yeah you're like I like wearing board

768
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:15,040
shorts cargo shorts board shorts Hawaiian shirts and a hat and if you have to deviate

769
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:22,760
from that it's a push yeah it's gotta really draw me I'm like I could go either way yeah

770
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:30,360
that's why they say you're by comfortable so anyways so so a lot of people are at copa

771
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,240
basically is what we're getting at yeah and so when we came back from dinner basically

772
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,760
what we're trying to say we came back from dinner which is why I was like which is why

773
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,080
we were like being able to fuck each other because we kind of went out there there wasn't

774
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:46,320
a lot going on there was nothing like really cuz he's kind of the melting pot of like what

775
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,680
the shit's happening you know yeah and at that point nothing we probably were too early

776
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,520
for the what the shit's happening yeah cuz people hadn't come back from copa but we were

777
00:36:54,520 --> 00:37:03,680
like well we're we've we're now fed like now we're ready to get fucked like yeah exactly

778
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:09,080
so yeah we we were over there and I had you in modified missionary and your head was face

779
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:14,040
in the area so there was a lot of people walking by and of course being the exhibitionist I

780
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,240
was like you know like given like verbal high fives yeah plus we had some people walk by

781
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:34,800
that we've sort of played with like I've sceptic but she was with another guy and then I'm

782
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:46,360
trying to read your signals I know we're talking about the time where I was sitting on the

783
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:51,400
girl's face and I was fucking his dick and then you had eaten her out for a long time

784
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:57,600
but not his girl his girl was over in the corner with a single dude they came by later

785
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,560
didn't yeah no they walked by while we were fucking I thought they came by later I think

786
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:07,680
they came by they might have came by while we were fucking and beard and booty were with

787
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:14,000
us maybe I feel like they came by I don't know oh maybe cuz yeah they they look like

788
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,480
they were exhausted yeah they had had played they had done something cuz they were with

789
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:25,160
a female it was them two and another female who I had seen them with earlier in the day

790
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:30,440
so they were the last of the soldiers they were the last of our friends I think that

791
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:36,880
weren't staying sounds right yeah that we're still there so anyway last of the circle sucking

792
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:42,920
the last of them a weekend the circle what was the that we called it the merry-go-round

793
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:48,440
or what was it oh yeah yeah and the jacuzzi oh okay so she's the one sucking circles she's

794
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,160
the one you ate her from behind I ate her ass from behind which is the title of our last

795
00:38:53,160 --> 00:39:04,960
podcast the dick sucking merry-go-round yes that's what the title should have been you're

796
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:11,720
so selfish I am but anyway so so we were doing our thing and then yeah a few people

797
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:19,040
were walking by and I kind of was like you know but then we this couple that we met on

798
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,680
Friday yeah well we met them well we had already talked about it we met them at my birthday

799
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:29,720
we actually talked about a less party but for some reason like through all those interactions

800
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,400
which were probably like super fast because literally at my birthday like I said I don't

801
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,120
remember anything and that less parties were all over less parties were all over the place

802
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:45,240
so we really got to know them Friday like we really got to talk to them Friday got to

803
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:53,520
like know them more Friday and then realized we had friends in common realized you liked

804
00:39:53,520 --> 00:40:01,720
her butt realized I like his beer was fun earlier we hadn't met them you know obviously

805
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:07,880
like we just like you just said a few times before but nothing really clicked with me

806
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:16,480
yeah when they when they walked up earlier on Friday before we met them I saw her silhouette

807
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:24,320
walking by and I'm like I like that I'm I'm enjoying that I want to I want to I want to

808
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,840
meet that yeah this is before we realized that we've actually met them yeah just yes

809
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:35,960
so briefly so I'm like okay and then we met them more on Friday so then realize we had

810
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:43,400
friends in common yeah which is typical so then on Saturday when we're doing our thing

811
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:50,280
yeah and lo and behold they walk by beard and but walk by I'm like oh hey and this is

812
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:55,760
like I'm probably maybe five minutes we're fucking we're having a good time and I'm built

813
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,280
up because at that point you hadn't come I haven't come we didn't do anything Friday night

814
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:06,640
to make you come so I was like you ate all the pussy but you did not come yes and I had

815
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:13,840
blowjobs throughout the day yeah here we did not come so sad it's like a story he did

816
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:21,240
not come he had blowjobs he did not come he a pussy he did not come he fucked he did not

817
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:29,480
come but here we are it's like a sad country song so I was fucking and I was getting kind

818
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:34,760
of close I'm like all right let's finish this night out and then I walked by and I kind

819
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,800
of waved him over I'm like hey no you literally were like hey she needs something some help

820
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:45,200
or something she miss she needs something in her mouth talking about you and he's like

821
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:51,200
okay and then he he like walked he said to me he goes he he walked over and then he goes

822
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:58,120
by the way I've been but I've been fucking but not when I say but I mean his girl not

823
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:04,280
in the butt like just because we're calling her you know but and beard gotcha so we're

824
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:10,960
calling them but and beard got it so he her he's been fucking her and obviously he doesn't

825
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,440
need a condom when he fucks her so he's just said like hey I was nice of him yeah he just

826
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,560
told me he's like hey I'm fucking her just so you know like if you like you're gonna

827
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:24,240
suck me like you may taste her you're also gonna get her yeah exactly it's a two for

828
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:31,240
me yeah exactly I'm like it's fine so I prefer that than rubber honestly like I don't want

829
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:37,240
to I'm not into same I hate the taste of rubber I don't like the taste of latex I'm like I

830
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:41,120
rather like get all our soft stuff over with and then we're gonna fuck like okay and then

831
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:46,080
when you take the rubber off like let's wash it or like I'm not gonna put my mouth on it

832
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:51,440
again it's not a back and forth it's not a back and forth thing I just don't want to

833
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:59,200
taste the latex but anyway so I was like okay I tasted nothing weird or whatever like but

834
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:06,400
that was nice of him to tell me yeah so yeah so I was like this dick so what happened to

835
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:13,080
you so he came over and they're like both like okay cool so he came over to you put

836
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,000
his dick in your mouth like pretend like it's like while you're on your side facing to

837
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:24,040
the right so I was on my back I lean I basically just turn my head sideways just like it's

838
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:31,480
like his dick and I was like fucking and I was already really close I was like oh oh

839
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:40,320
oh and just like that little extra stimulation I was like and I was like I was like oh I might

840
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:45,760
I might be I might come everybody kind of pause for a second I go I was like no I think

841
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,120
I'm good I think I'm good and then kind of resumed again and she was starting to come

842
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,040
around me she was like coming around there like on my side of the bed and I was like

843
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:03,520
it's happening I'm like gang way everybody everybody kind of backed away for a second

844
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:10,160
I just came on my stomach I just and he's like thanks for that that's the least I can

845
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:15,160
do I mean right I'm about to come so I kind of like I came and I was like whoa

846
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:20,360
like it was unexpected that's happened every now and then it does in the last it's happened

847
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:25,840
every now and I mean in with just us yeah it's very expected and normally normally

848
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:30,520
I'm a one and done type of guy I'm kind of like you know but in the LS you have had

849
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:35,960
couple of experiences where you've been as long like the stimulation continues or whatever

850
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:42,320
it is but it's always been I've noticed it's always been when the when your orgasm has

851
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,800
been unexpected yeah that you were just like rally again we'll call it let's call it a

852
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:53,720
ghost orgasm I know it really happened it happened did you feel it it happened it happened

853
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:59,800
all over you I felt it it happened it happened yeah because I pulled out and I just yeah

854
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:07,040
exactly you didn't I sprayed spray and spray yeah but um so anyway so we kind of like finished

855
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:13,280
like whoa okay cool and they walked over to the next bed over yeah no the two beds over

856
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,280
two beds over I think they had a friend who had a cabana or something I don't know or

857
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,720
maybe they knew it wasn't it was still in the next to us was somebody who actively uses

858
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:26,360
their cabana yeah so it was still an outside cabana just two down yeah and I we kind of

859
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:31,360
cleaned up briefly and I'm standing there and they start going at it on the other bed

860
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,960
they were fucking each other and I was like when you walked over and you were yeah I was

861
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:42,800
like had it like a brain fire I'm like I'm maybe I'm not done yeah and I kind of like

862
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:50,320
ran over there I'm like hey hey you guys need any assistance yeah help and they're like yeah

863
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:55,280
no no he goes you have to ask her oh and I was like yeah and she's like oh yeah come

864
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:04,200
on in so I jumped over there and and I positioned myself near near her head and she was blowing

865
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:09,520
me all of a sudden I was hard again I'm like oh I may come again no no that was later no

866
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,960
I know you didn't come again but you were like oh that's when you were like oh there

867
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,160
could be a second dairy yeah so I'm like okay and and then he's fucking her and I'm getting

868
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:26,160
head and I think you came over and we were both playing with her boobs and yeah and then

869
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:32,520
you lay down and he started going down on you yeah he came down on me well he was like

870
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:38,120
I want to taste that but yeah yeah yeah all those exact words and then I was still getting

871
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:43,920
head yeah and at some point it kind of got to the we're like he grabbed a condom or something

872
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,520
yeah no he was like do you want me to fuck you and I was like uh for sure and then you

873
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,720
were kind of like well I've already came so I think for you it was more like I don't want

874
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:59,520
to perform yeah in a way that I don't want to because you you really were like I'm attracted

875
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:05,360
to her so I don't know so it was like it's like I just came it's like and also it was

876
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:11,320
also like we just met you and I'm like I'm really enjoying the interaction yeah and I

877
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,200
was the way the way we always talk about is we're here for the hang more than yeah so

878
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:22,760
I was like the everything so far was really hot and very positive yeah and I'm like if

879
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:28,320
we go somewhere and I'm not able to get hard yeah I'm like it all of a sudden it would

880
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,680
become negative give me a sour taste you just never know how girls their minds things like

881
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:39,480
for me I'm never like like for me I never take offense to a dick being soft or whatever

882
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:45,440
like I get that there's so many factors physical mental emotional I don't think like oh I don't

883
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,400
think like oh I'm terrible like I don't think that yeah but I there probably I'm guaranteed

884
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,200
you there's women out there for sure I hear about it all the time on the podcast I listen

885
00:47:54,200 --> 00:48:00,720
to yeah which is I think it's one of my freaking brain things yeah I don't you're probably not

886
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:08,400
wrong I just personally am like I I'm good I don't well probably because my mindset is

887
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,360
I'm here for the hang not the bang right so if somebody can't fuck me I'm like I'm fine

888
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:15,880
like it's fine like I'll do other things like it's fine yeah you know like yeah there's

889
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,880
lots of other things to do it's fine I'll move on I'll full do things with you like I don't

890
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,640
care like I just want to have I just want everybody have a good time I want everybody

891
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:29,360
be comfortable I don't want anybody have any expectations like I just want I just want

892
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:34,440
a good fucking time so that's my mindset so that's where I go but yeah I know some women

893
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,360
take it personally like oh it's me and I'm like to all of them I want to say it's not

894
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:48,160
you it's not you like it's the alcohol it's the situation it's the fly that has just

895
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:55,320
flying flown past their face like men are so easily distracted like come on women we

896
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:00,600
know this like we tell them it's there and they're like wait where I'm like it's here

897
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,280
you can't go into a hyper sexual situation and expect it to be anything different exactly

898
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,600
so I get that you were just like hey we've had a really good time I was like I was like

899
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,520
looking at him like she has a great ass like I would really love to pound her from behind

900
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:23,720
I'm like I'm like rain check just for tonight rain check yeah and we knew they lived close

901
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:29,360
to us and they're new they were friends of friends and now friends of ours and we were

902
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:36,160
like you know what let's just put a yeah put a rain check on this so and that's totally

903
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:44,440
fine yeah until next time yeah we had a great time but then so then our friends who whose

904
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:49,680
birthday it was then they they kept going yeah they kept going with themselves themselves

905
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:55,800
after we kind of walked away and we went back to our original bed yeah and more just to get

906
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,600
our shit together should we were just cleaning up our and at that point I had another hard

907
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:10,000
on yeah you did yeah and we were just cleaning up our cabana area and then our friends from

908
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,880
the birthday the birthday girl who shared the cabana with us then literally shared the

909
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:21,800
cabana with us then they came back and they're like hey they they walked up kind of halfway

910
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:27,080
now that I think about it into what we were doing yeah because I think I walked over and

911
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:34,080
then like she was sitting there watching watching and they were watching and I'm like okay okay

912
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:41,520
yeah and we went back to our and then yeah so they were there a couple that we've played

913
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:49,320
with before so it there was less pressure yeah right like there's always first pressure

914
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,960
like the first time you play with a couple or is always a little bit more pressure so

915
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,360
they they were I'm not gonna say no pressure because obviously you still want to like do

916
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:03,520
your best but like it wasn't as much pressure because we've played with them before they're

917
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:10,200
friends of ours like well we actually when we went back to the bed and you and I started

918
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:16,920
going at it again yeah yeah that's where I came that's where I came the second time I

919
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:23,000
was fucking you doggy style oh yeah you were your ass up in the air yeah and I started banging

920
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:29,960
you and that's when we kind of called them in and he came around I think it was a hand

921
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:37,160
on the dick and then she came over to me and she was she was stroking you in between your

922
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:42,040
in between my yeah I would pull out she would like jerk me off a few times and put me back

923
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:56,680
in your pussy yeah that was so fucking hot that was anyways that was very hot so yeah

924
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,560
I was like fucking you a couple times pull it out she jerk it off put it back in doing

925
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:08,080
that for a little bit and then that was really I was liking him too yeah and then at some

926
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:14,440
point I came again yeah I think during this whole yeah it was actually during that while

927
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:21,720
she was doing that I was like fuck here we are again you came again I came again and

928
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:26,560
then I'm like all right clearly I'm done like this is just but then what's funny is that

929
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,800
the front the beard and butt he was saying how he hasn't come yet yeah the whole night

930
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:36,880
he's I ran over them at some point I'm like I'm come twice mother fuck he was like he

931
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:41,120
had told us like they were in the playroom actually why they came out was because they

932
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:46,040
were in the playroom there was a whole incident in the playroom like somebody fell yeah so

933
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,080
he was coming out telling us that literally while you're fucking me and we're like well

934
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,000
way to kill the vibe so you have to pick up the vibe so like that's why they came out

935
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,720
of the room that's why they were even in the hallway that we were and we say hallway it's

936
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:04,000
all outdoors yeah but like outdoor hallway or whatever that's the only reason why they're

937
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,520
in is because they were trying to find another place to fuck because there was a whole thing

938
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,200
going on in the playroom but I think they were just together they must have just been

939
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:18,880
the two of them together because he said it was just her at that point vagina on his dick

940
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:24,160
and they were together there were only two of them who came out together but yeah but

941
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:31,160
I mean they were in a room a playroom together which is funny because so for us like we you're

942
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,080
skipping all over I know so you came again okay let's move on okay so you came again

943
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,400
continue your thoughts I was just thinking it was funny because we went to edr and I

944
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:45,800
think we talked about that edr trip where we went into every playroom at that point

945
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:51,800
they had three yeah they only had two this weekend because they sold one of the playrooms

946
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:59,040
so did I think the DJ one of the playrooms as a guest room but anyway so we played in

947
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:05,280
literally every single playroom not this time but last time we were there we together you

948
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:10,200
and I just fucked in every single playroom they had there and all the things like we

949
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:16,680
did like a checklist literally outside to like all the places and it wasn't a checklist

950
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,120
but just what we did that weekend and I think we talked about this in a podcast yeah and

951
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:26,160
we had the best time I mean just you and I like whatever but um yeah it's pretty I mean

952
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:31,200
we weren't the only ones there but like we're just we're the only ones who fucked each other

953
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:40,440
so um this time though we literally didn't step a foot except for we went and did a tour

954
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:46,640
of the outside play area but that wasn't really yeah we didn't see the inside of any but yeah

955
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,520
we didn't go into any of the playrooms all we rented a freaking cabana and so we had

956
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:59,160
we I feel like fucked more people this time we definitely we definitely had a lot more

957
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:04,160
interactions with others yeah last time over Labor Day weekend we were there for like three

958
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:12,400
nights yeah and we didn't even like kiss another person really we had no it was so unusual

959
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:18,360
for us and there was a lot of people there it was it was a fun weekend but it was I don't

960
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:24,680
want to say clicky but we didn't we didn't have none of our friends there yeah so it

961
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:31,760
was kind of like we didn't feel the need to go outside of her we were good we were content

962
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,960
yeah we were actually a good time we had a great time so it was like we didn't just that's

963
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,600
just what it is yeah we didn't need anybody it just that's how it happened that weekend

964
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:51,920
and now it's fine we're just really clicking we're really vibing on each other yeah so

965
00:55:51,920 --> 00:56:03,120
anyways back to my story yeah so yeah I think the hand job help and an inside and I was

966
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:10,560
just like I'm gonna come again came again squirt squirt and I came again and I was like well

967
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:16,320
shit okay well that's twice now in yeah 20 minutes I'm like okay I've hit my max yeah

968
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,720
I mean back when I was younger I used to be able to you know jargon quite a bit but you

969
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:27,680
know this is a live test situation we're in the wild this is wild wild west up here so

970
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:36,920
then I was kind of like he was like he of the birthday girl he said basically was like

971
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:42,640
I think he was fucking her he asked for a spit roast yeah no I was saying like he was fucking

972
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,800
her and I was kind of laying I think making out with her but then we like hit each other

973
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:54,560
and like he was fucking her yeah and I was like hey you're gonna chip my tooth like we're

974
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,760
gonna chip each other's teeth like we can't be we can't be making out while he's fucking

975
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:05,800
you like it's too it's too much too aggressive it doesn't make sense yeah so then so then

976
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:12,040
he was like well I've kind of like wanted to do where I'm fucking her and she's sucking

977
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:17,360
dick and I'm like oh so it's spit roast and like so you're like you're like say less I'm

978
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:23,360
here like I'm here for you like I've got this I can do this I can do this I did just come

979
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:30,200
again but I'm fine I got this we'll see what happens yeah so you're like okay so you kneel

980
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:36,480
up on the bed you're doing the thing I had not come at this point so I was like forget

981
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,640
I'm taking my vibrator I'm getting behind you I'm like this is hot I'm watching it and

982
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:46,960
I'm just gonna vibrate myself so for the first part of it the first part of it though I I

983
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:52,560
don't know if I did I think I came no I came and then I think I came and then I was like

984
00:57:52,560 --> 00:58:00,800
okay now I'll be part of all this so the vibrator is sitting there I was standing behind you

985
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:06,080
and you're you had your like your boobs ago right against my yeah I was like right against

986
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:10,080
your back my like my chest like my boobs are right against your back and I was whispering

987
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,520
in your ear I'm like I'm so fucking wet and I had I pulled your hand and I'm like fill

988
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:20,240
it my hand around and I'm like it was like a slip and slide yeah well because we've done

989
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:26,880
all the things yes and then I was I was like you know chubbin but all of a sudden I got

990
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:33,440
a heart again yeah and once you're like I'm so wet I'm like so I got you behind me you

991
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,680
know jerking yourself off basically I literally I literally like grabbed the vibrator and I'm

992
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,120
like yeah I'm just gonna come like I'm gonna just make myself come I'm gonna just do this

993
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:49,440
whole fucking thing like with this whole hot situation going on so I was masturbating behind

994
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:59,280
you next to you right behind me yeah and so you're getting your dick suck so far in our

995
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:08,400
Ellis situations this particular birthday girl has been the only one the only girl to make you

996
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:18,080
come besides me come besides you in the Ellis so that's quite the feat so I'm sitting there

997
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:25,840
in a in a kind of a fairly uncomfortable position and I just came twice and all of a

998
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:32,000
sudden I'm getting hard again and then you're you're not you're coming behind me this situation's

999
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:39,040
unfolding in front of me I'm like I might come again I'm like I don't know where this is coming

1000
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:43,840
from literally I come and I'm sitting there but I was in such an uncomfortable position

1001
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:49,040
because you were like on the edge of like the weird bed like my legs were spread to get down

1002
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:54,960
low enough to because I'm a taller guy yeah so I had to be like spread wide open to get my my

1003
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:02,320
dick down like if I was standing up yeah I would have come a thousand thousand then I came and then

1004
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:07,920
I came I came I was like okay well I'm done so but then I was like this is still going so then I

1005
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:13,840
came across to the kitchen and make them for yeah exactly so then I came onto the bed next to her

1006
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:20,560
I'm like kind of like just I'm at her like I'm next to her and I'm like okay well I'll just like

1007
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:31,120
kiss up and down her back so I was just like licking and kissing up and down from her butt

1008
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:39,520
crack all the way up to her neck there's a song for that my neck my back my back my pussy and my

1009
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:46,560
back crack I couldn't lick her pussy because it was being fucked but um so I was doing that I'm

1010
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:53,680
like okay well this is how I can participate yeah feathers yeah I'm like let me just tickle you

1011
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:59,680
I'll just get your boobies I'll kiss your neck I'll kiss your back so yeah that the whole thing was

1012
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:06,560
pretty hot like I said I got really close I was shooting for the third no I know you didn't get

1013
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:17,600
the um I got the third later in the room though you did so anyways so this now takes us to Saturday

1014
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:25,920
late night yeah and I think that wraps it up right for the first Saturday that's gonna be part two

1015
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:31,360
I think we have a part three it's not it's yeah we have Sunday we could talk about Sunday a little

1016
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:40,720
bit how I almost died you almost died on Sunday dinner oh thank you thank you very much I I could

1017
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:47,120
have died okay but we have a we have a person who emailed us yes let me pull this a couple

1018
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:57,680
of them mingles which I love the name yes I love mingles yeah so we actually we got an email earlier

1019
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:07,200
today it was um from like like she's like yesterday the mangoes it was this morning it was and uh I

1020
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:14,080
don't know if this was their first episode they listened to but it was the uh first time they

1021
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:19,840
they're going to the first time at edr this coming weekend as in tomorrow because the night's Friday I

1022
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:24,480
know I was like babe I don't think we're gonna make it we have to put it out otherwise we have to

1023
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:30,000
just email them back we already talking about doing our podcast tonight and they they said this is

1024
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,080
your email they give us permission they said hi I was listening to your podcast and I love the

1025
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:40,960
recent part one episode about Memorial Day at edr it was so fun and made cleaning my kitchen

1026
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:46,960
countertops a lot more exciting that's where we aim to be cleaning your kitchen countertops should

1027
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:54,240
always be fun here's a keyword he said my wife so that's the husband yeah countertop uh yeah

1028
01:02:55,520 --> 01:03:00,960
my wife and I are relatively new to the lifestyle and have our first trip to edr plan this weekend

1029
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:06,640
we are so cow native so we are hoping to go a couple of times this summer if we can make it happen

1030
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:14,000
sorry continue we were we were wondering if you had advice

1031
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:19,760
on what to expect when we get there we are both excited to jump in the pool and overall want to

1032
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:25,680
check it out and have fun we were wondering what vibe of meet and people is like is it usually

1033
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:30,880
something where people prearrange to meet there or is it just kind of hanging out near the pool

1034
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:36,800
we've been there to we've been to a lifestyle club a couple of times also we are planning a trip

1035
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:43,040
next month to see mountain in and wonder if you've had any experience there thank you for your time

1036
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:51,680
reading this the mangoes so I've since gone back and forth a few times with them and they actually

1037
01:03:51,680 --> 01:04:04,080
they live fairly close to us yeah so send us some newbies but so it kind of ties into our recent

1038
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:11,520
two episodes now we've had yeah like six episodes about edr edr we love it um but so the thing about

1039
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:18,080
edr is I was gonna get on a whole other topic about guys in the ls and how I feel like they're

1040
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:28,800
partners to women because I don't know I feel like women in the ls pick partners all right ladies

1041
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:36,800
and gentlemen she she has had because he's cleaning the counters and you do the dishes I just feel

1042
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:46,160
like women pick partners in the ls okay anyway move on you have had two darkened stormies

1043
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:53,600
one painkiller and two martinis tonight fuck my life I'm not getting up tomorrow at 7 30 god damn it

1044
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:59,520
yeah that's your own fucking problem anyways um to their question here's the thing about edr edr

1045
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:06,480
is a great place um like we uh we have done a couple episodes now on edr we like to go there

1046
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:12,800
on holiday weekends just because it's it's guaranteed party bigger and we like the party

1047
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:20,480
we love the party aspect like to party we like we like to party we like to party we we're we are

1048
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:28,720
not nudist so we don't like to just go in fact you are literally called out the last time that's

1049
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:37,840
true because booty girl booty girl butt girl butt girl beard and butt she was like you wear your

1050
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:45,040
um shorts my board shorts you wear your board shorts and you have your little qls like funny

1051
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:50,640
upside down pineapple or whatever rub my genie out of my bottle with a fucking genie on your dick

1052
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:57,440
you wear all those things yep and I always wear bottoms as well so i'm not calling you out your

1053
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:02,480
legs look very tan by the way babe you're talking to shit right now I literally just hold your legs

1054
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:12,400
like very yeah anyway you wear that so so people can just see what you're packing no so I think

1055
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:17,040
people automatically think you're you're doing that because your dick is smaller or something it could

1056
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:22,880
be I think that's what she thought let them think that I know right let them think because then I

1057
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:31,680
think she was pleasantly surprised she was like oh shit you have a nice dick dick dick you have a big

1058
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:37,120
nice dick and I am a grower not a shower that's what you said to her so I don't I don't like to

1059
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:43,840
just walk around like if I get into a a cold pool I'm just not showing my best exactly so

1060
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:53,440
however how I'm most comfortable I I I have nothing to say about that I I love that for you

1061
01:06:53,440 --> 01:07:00,800
you are in the words of swares couch podcast you are digressing like a mother

1062
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:11,680
anyways god damn sorry so we like edr on holiday weekends we've gone there quite a few times on

1063
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:17,200
off off holidays it we've never not had a good time there but we typically do like to go there

1064
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:22,960
on you have to like the person you go with yeah your your partner you really have to be able to

1065
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:28,640
tolerate them right now it's questionable you're annoying the fuck out of me you told me to get

1066
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:41,200
drunk you said my energy level was low exactly so anyway so the thing about edr like it is at any

1067
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:50,800
type of club ls event party or anything you do there's always clicks but you just have to push

1068
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:59,040
past those clicks yeah most people are down to meet so if this is your first time there um

1069
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,960
you're probably gonna get into the pool your instinct is gonna be to roll up to the side of

1070
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:12,240
the pool and kind of glue your butt to the side of the pool yeah my advice would be if you need to

1071
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:23,120
do that make sure you face outward it sounds dumb but there's couples that one one person

1072
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:29,040
will be up against the back and the other one will be like like hanging on to them for dear life

1073
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:35,280
yeah that doesn't that does not look welcome into anybody so you can have the most like

1074
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:40,640
friendliest person and they won't talk to you i see this a lot because i'll see a couple yeah that

1075
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:49,280
i i am i consider myself somewhat of an empath i can feel uncomfortable in us because i'm

1076
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:55,920
uncomfortable a lot of the time so i'm there with you so when i see a couple that's up against the

1077
01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:02,320
side of the pool and they're clinging on to each other it makes it really hard for myself to go

1078
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:09,360
talk to them but if they're both facing outward yeah and they're in that friendly position even

1079
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:14,960
if they're glued to the side of the the pool i'm still more likely or just have a conversation yeah

1080
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:19,680
i might throw a joke your way or i might say something or they might say something and we

1081
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:24,240
hear it and then we'd say something exactly interject and interject yourself in other people's

1082
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:28,720
conversations yeah interject yourself in all the conversations if someone says something stupid

1083
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:38,080
laugh and honestly know that most people are fucking drunk yep or high and they have less

1084
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:47,280
inhibitions than you do yes that is the other tip get drunk yeah if you don't drink good luck

1085
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:52,880
because we have been there quite a few times i would say like three times i say quite a few i

1086
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:57,200
mean we've been there i don't know we've been there i don't know how many times you think we've been

1087
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,880
there i'm like literally i'm not trying to put it on my leg i don't know like seven or eight

1088
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:05,520
twenty seven but i'm saying like maybe half maybe slightly less than half of the times we've been

1089
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:13,280
there have been without people that we know yeah and honestly we've been there it is harder i will

1090
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:22,800
say this it is harder when you go and i don't know what these mangoes people look like yeah

1091
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:28,480
i'm gonna just put that out there we don't know what they look like it is harder when you go

1092
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:39,760
so nudes yeah exactly it is harder when you go and um it's a party atmosphere and you're feeling

1093
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:46,960
very like self-conscious like if you're just the fucking vibe and you're hot as fuck like you're

1094
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,960
probably gonna be fine because people are gonna come up and talk to you but if you're average and

1095
01:10:50,960 --> 01:11:00,400
normal like we are it's like well are they i don't know like

1096
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:07,440
so we have to have a good personality and put ourselves out there i've been working on my

1097
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:13,920
personality i've been really working on my personality so i just i don't know it's like

1098
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:20,800
you can have it the hard part is people like what's the vibe like but i think edr is a vibe

1099
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:26,160
but i also say i also was thinking this today babe i think we need to give um c mountain

1100
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:36,480
another try because it was our literal first yeah totally experience yeah i i had said that before i

1101
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:41,120
wanted to go back again it's hard to go back because we were like it's so close to edr and it's like

1102
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:46,480
we know that's the problem is it's right there we know we had such a good time at edr we could always

1103
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:50,560
do a day pass it that's what i was thinking we can do we could go to edr i was thinking the same thing i

1104
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:57,360
was thinking we do c mountain yeah we do we do edr day passes we do all the day passes

1105
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:03,840
or we stay at edr we do that i would say stay at edr day pass c mountain to c mountain yeah and then

1106
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,920
if we get there we're there for a few hours and it's not our thing the magical school back

1107
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,880
to our house i was thinking too i'm like we do need to give it a try because i feel like we need to

1108
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:17,840
give it a solid review and i think our review is not as great as it could be because we were so

1109
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:25,200
terrified of like we had a good time but it was also very like scattered with things of like

1110
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:30,560
fuck it was all new it was overwhelming it was overwhelming yeah the nightclub part of it was

1111
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:40,000
and i didn't underwhelming i didn't know at that point i didn't know how to talk to people other

1112
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:48,640
women multiple people i still struggle with that i mean people are one thing but talking to another

1113
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:52,560
woman flirting with another woman is still something i struggle with i've gotten better

1114
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:58,400
you're pretty good at it i've gotten i've gotten pretty good but i still struggle with it then i was

1115
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:03,680
just like this girl's i'm thinking i'm like this girl's head mommy i'm not sure what i say and you're

1116
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:09,680
sitting there you know in your robe all holding up i'm like i can't really can't really say too too

1117
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:14,480
much because you're yeah it was a lot it was a lot but yeah i definitely we definitely gotta try

1118
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:18,160
it again yeah we gotta do it again so we can give it a proper review yeah so we don't want i don't

1119
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:22,800
want to say i have literally nothing negative necessarily because now they're not even all

1120
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:28,400
nude i don't think no there's it's clothing option it used to be you had to they were like so strict

1121
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:33,760
on that had to be nude you can wear like a robe once relax we don't need the old guy with his

1122
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:41,280
dick injected to be running around like i'm good i want to inject my dick no you don't i do you're

1123
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:49,280
a liar so we're definitely gonna try that one again but um but i think any of these so so mango's

1124
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:57,200
question was is it a place where you have to go with friends or you can go by yourself i yes yeah

1125
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:02,240
exactly to both those yeah exactly that's kind of my answer is yes because we've gone with friends

1126
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:07,360
we have the best fucking time with friends but did we meet any other people no that's the thing

1127
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:14,000
about going with friends is you tend to stick to your friends and are we welcome are we open to

1128
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:19,520
meeting other people and do we kind of meet let's like i'm quotationing like meet other people yes

1129
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:26,400
because literally last time actually we did go with friends lots of friends actually and we did

1130
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:37,520
meet other friends because we then saw them at athenas yes so we did but it is harder it's it

1131
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:43,680
doesn't make you as open yeah to meeting new people when we go by ourselves we are a little more open

1132
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:48,560
to meeting new people because obviously like you either fuck each other or you fuck other people

1133
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:58,080
like it's whatever you know but um and i'm fine with either like literally no i'm good i got a good

1134
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:08,080
dick so i'm good you do that's weird i got a good dick in you you got a friend in me so you got a dick

1135
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:17,280
in me so to conclude it all um have a good time no yes have a good time have a good time we want

1136
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:22,640
you guys to have the most fantastic time the most important important thing summer is the best time

1137
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:28,160
to go yes yeah people go you don't want to go winter we've been in winter though the jacuzzi is

1138
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:34,480
always a good time yeah here's the thing is there's the main party pool which is like the big pool

1139
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:40,240
right when you walk in the then there's the main party jacuzzi that's typically at night where the

1140
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:44,640
action happens yeah exactly so you meet people kind of in the pool during the day you do your

1141
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:51,280
pool shit like you just hang out do that shit gets cold then it gets cold and then honestly people

1142
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,840
leave and if you're kopa people if you're party people like if you're not party people because

1143
01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:02,560
we're party people but if you're dance club people go do that if you're not go have dinner like that's

1144
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:11,680
kind of the time to do that yeah come back then after kopa is kind of like around midnight or whatever

1145
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:19,680
the jacuzzi will start to fill up and people will start to come up come home here's the thing when

1146
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:25,120
that jacuzzi is when things get solidified that jacuzzi gets full the friendships you've made

1147
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:32,400
will get solidified in that jacuzzi don't be afraid to get in that jacuzzi when that shit's full

1148
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:38,000
it's full oh yeah if the jacuzzi is super full just get in there everybody makes yourself in

1149
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:43,200
and just sit and listen and somehow you will get tied in worst case scenario your naked

1150
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:48,000
bum's against someone else's naked bum honestly inject yourself into the party that's you have to

1151
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:56,480
you have to do it yeah and i have a patented move um while you're in while you're in the pool what

1152
01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:02,560
i like to do is called i call it the elderly grandpa where you just kind of you just wander

1153
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:07,680
it's the worst thing you walk backwards so you just kind of get in the middle of the pool and you

1154
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:13,120
just start walking backwards and you'll eventually you're gonna bump into somebody and you turn around

1155
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:18,160
you say oh oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and then you start talking to that person so i call the

1156
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:23,520
elderly grandpa i like you're just like where am i you're just wandering you just literally walk

1157
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:28,080
backwards slow you don't want to be awkward i'm not gonna like knock into people i don't recommend

1158
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:33,520
you try this at the mall because this will get you people are like why are you walking this will

1159
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:38,880
get you a felony why are you walking backwards at the ball but in the pool it's fucking magical

1160
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:42,880
yeah i had a friend of ours i actually don't question why you're walking backwards in the pool

1161
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:50,800
and a friend uh tried it and he loved it he's like it's game changer yeah so so yeah you can try the

1162
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:56,480
elderly grandpa so let's let's let's sum it up we're gonna we're gonna get in the pool we're gonna

1163
01:17:56,480 --> 01:18:05,600
do the elderly elderly grandpa with an erection with the i mean at least you're backing into them

1164
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:09,440
you're not you're not going front you're giving them the option it's all about consent like it's here

1165
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:15,760
it's here if you want to touch it oh and the other thing i had is um when you're out of the pool

1166
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:23,440
no shave your balls and then use that as a line and say just say that you're like hey i've

1167
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:29,760
shaved my balls and i guarantee you they're they're very soft they guarantee you more people are

1168
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:36,240
gonna say really and you're gonna be like yeah and by people you mean women women i mean i don't

1169
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:41,520
know what this i have no idea i ain't no shame in my game or no shame in no one else's game right

1170
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:47,440
not yucking anyone else is young yeah i mean but for me in particular for me in particular

1171
01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:55,120
um you just say uh yeah i shave my balls and then a lot of times no you'll say i shave my balls

1172
01:18:55,120 --> 01:19:00,960
they're super smooth and then they the woman typically says oh really and you're like yeah

1173
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:08,240
you want to feel you can try it's worked so many fucking times yeah it really has guys it's fantastic

1174
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:13,120
it's a fantastic move and i actually heard that move from uh jeff the body painter thank you very

1175
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:21,120
much yeah he did say it yep that was his old pickup move he's a porn star he knows best maybe it's an

1176
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:29,280
hour 20 we are way too fucking late porn star is no best they do so um jeff's been getting his balls

1177
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:37,120
wrangling dangling tickle tickle tickle okay i'm gonna edit this whole fucking thing out anyways

1178
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:45,600
so god sorry mangos this was meant to be a solid review for you i i i hope you can

1179
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:53,600
get some useful information we'll try again later but we are you can we are the sweet side of

1180
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:59,200
life we didn't actually never introduce ourselves if they're on our podcast babe no they don't know

1181
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:06,000
they know we are mr and mrs emily sweets you can find us at the sweet side of live podcast at

1182
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:11,920
outlook.com please email us if you have any questions we will respond ask the mangos yes

1183
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:19,280
and you can find our tiktok if you just search up sweet side of live podcast and um yeah i think

1184
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:24,080
we're gonna i think we're gonna call this one because it's entirely too late for this bullshit

1185
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:31,920
you're entirely too late for this bull of a precisely we're gonna go fuck in a second

1186
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:41,120
all right babe take it away i can't see it you don't have this shit memorized right now

1187
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:48,640
i am poor i am so so poor and i'll buy you i am poor i don't know okay

1188
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:59,280
please in in the misery and our misery i like should i do it in that little voice the whole time

1189
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:06,720
when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and

1190
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:29,360
keep shaking it up i love you babe should i do it again nope that's it love you baby have a great night

1191
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:39,200
if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at the sweet side of life

1192
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:45,440
podcast at outlook.com or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the

1193
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:59,680
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