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So we are here doing our part two of eight part EDR.
If only it was that much fun.
It's a lot of fun.
Yeah a lot of fun but I don't think it's not eight part fun.
We did not get eight part fun.
So we are drunk tonight.
Speak for yourself.
You're drunk.
Tonight is a Friday night.
Yes.
Before you.
It's Friday, Friday.
Down on Friday.
I might have to cut that in there somewhere.
That was a great song.
Thank you very much Rebecca Black.
She was awkward but she turned out to be a looker.
I will say that.
The fuck?
Her song still sucked but she's pretty.
I don't know what she looks like but okay.
I'll show her.
I'll show her to you.
Okay.
Anyways.
It's the way off in fucking left field.
Exactly.
You know it.
I can just see her dancing in a car singing terribly.
That's all I can see.
She's grown up Emily.
Anyway, so tonight is a special night for many reasons.
It's Friday.
Tonight is a Friday night.
It's Friday.
And Friday nights are always fun.
Tonight is also the night that is the last night I'm going to see you.
All the way through Monday.
So sad.
You are leaving me tomorrow morning to go hang out with your friends.
In Orange County somewhere.
Yes.
However, you are also leaving me.
To do a party.
To DJ pool party.
By your self.
Pool party tomorrow.
By your self.
By yourself.
By myself.
And then on Sunday I'm going to be hitting the wineries with some friends.
You're getting crazy.
I'm going to have some sushi.
You know what's funny?
Out of all of this though you're going to miss me more than I'm going to miss you.
I know.
I'm going to be, I'm totally going to be bummed.
And that's fine.
And you're going to have the most fun though but you're still going to be like, I wish
I really was here.
I'm going to podcast every night while you're gone in tears.
This is a, this is a good exercise.
It's a good exercise.
We haven't been apart for this long since you went to New York without me.
Even before we got married.
Really this is how long ago?
Yeah I think, I think this is it.
But at that time I didn't have nearly as many things to fill my schedule.
I was literally sitting home watching Adam Sandler movies.
However.
What about when I went to, why am I always leaving you?
Why don't you take a vacation without me?
I don't want to leave you.
That's just, I'm sorry.
Sorry I love you more than you love me.
Well it happened.
Exactly.
So anyways, let's um.
I'm looking at how bare this table is because your turntables are now at the party.
Snap turntables is controllers.
You said turntables when I was in here earlier.
I don't have turntables.
It's a controller.
That's what you said.
I'm not spinning on the ones and the twos.
I have a A and B deck on my controller.
Okay well that definitely works.
So you have all that stuff over at our friend's house for the pool party.
They are doing a pool party.
They do about two annual summer pool parties.
I'm actually sad I already had something planned and I couldn't make this pool party.
It worked out because you guys, you already had your girls trip planned.
I was going to be home doing nothing and then our friends.
Yeah I did.
I had to do something to do.
And our friends picked this date and I'm like oh cool.
Yeah.
Fine let me jump in and do it.
It is our first party, like LS party separate.
It is.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
For some reason I trust you.
I also have installed cameras at our friends house.
No I was kidding.
I know you got spies.
All my friends are spies.
Yes exactly.
Everybody's got their own thing but spies.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah like you said this is our first time doing something like this and it was interesting
because our friends brought the date to us and initially I was kind of like alright let
me see what I can do because at the last party last year I did the music.
I DJ but I also have equipment.
Just provide music.
Yeah I provide the equipment for the music.
I have professional music equipment.
Sound equipment and I can bring the party and that's typically what I do.
Yeah because we're together.
We're partying.
Exactly.
So I go to most of these parties and I just bring a trusty iPad and I put together some
playlist and I just kind of you know control it from my phone throughout the night because
I don't want to be tied behind a table as we're hanging out with our friends and all
that stuff but on this particular party I'm going to actually I bring in my DJ controller
not my turntables.
Whatever you said turntable.
And I'm going to be doing a like a hybrid.
I was going to say medley that doesn't make sense.
A hybrid of playlist and I'm going to drop in occasionally and do some DJ sets.
Do actual DJ.
The entire party is 11 hours.
Yeah you can't DJ for 11 hours.
Yeah I ain't Paulie DJ.
It's exhausting.
I ain't Paulie DJ.
Paulie D doesn't even DJ for 11 hours.
He DJs for an hour and a half.
We would and saw him.
He doesn't even DJ for an hour and a half.
We saw him in Mexico.
He's like 45 minutes max.
He was out.
So yeah so I'm going to go there.
I'm going to drop a couple of DJ sets and play some music and just have a good time and
you gave me a six to ten foot leash.
And you uh.
My rules are exactly our boundaries.
I don't like the rules.
I don't like rules.
Whatever.
Yeah okay rules boundaries whatever we call it are exactly the same as if I was there.
The problem is I'm not there so you can't pull me into a room to do XYZ so you have to stay
public.
I have to stay.
So basically what it is is the we'll say roughly 15 square foot area behind the DJ is public.
So whatever happens happens.
Because always our boundaries if you want to say that.
Boundaries.
Boundaries are we don't do anything like privately in an area without the other person.
We don't go into a room with a shut door with somebody else unless the other person is aware
or there.
Yeah.
Aware or there.
They rhyme.
Aware or there.
That works.
Aware or there.
And so really my boundaries are the same.
But I'm not there to be aware or there.
So everything you do has to be public.
Otherwise that's how we roll.
We just everything has to be out in the open because we're just doing things fun and out
in the open.
So I'm like do what you want out in the pool area out in the.
All right.
You heard it here.
The other the only other thing I said which is different is if is I have to know the person.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't want you just randomly being with somebody.
I don't know.
Oops.
I just dropped it off.
Let me pick which we haven't.
Cheers.
We haven't.
Yeah.
And tonight is a special cheers.
Yeah.
Tonight we're going to we're going to cheers.
We don't have special drinks but we have a special cheers.
Yeah.
Tonight we were just we've been just drinking hanging out spending some quality time together.
So we weren't really worried about the whole special concoction for tonight.
We're just doing some of our favorite cocktails.
We're our favorite people.
So tonight you my favorite person we do tonight.
We are doing sprites vodkas and martinis and also tonight we have a very night our special
cheers.
Yes.
We have a very special listener and friend listeners listeners.
We know them personally.
They've been on our podcast and they have been great friends for a while now at all
of this party.
They're great supporters and I just saw today on Cassidy that they actually are celebrating
their 22 year engagement.
They have the cutest photo on Cassidy.
They do.
It is actually they're really a really cute photo.
He's down on his knees and she's I'm assuming saying yes.
Well they're there.
They are there and they are now here as well.
Yeah.
So congratulations you guys.
You guys are a vet couple vet couple cheers to your engagement.
Twenty two years.
You guys for your support.
Damn.
You have to drink when you cheers babe.
Even if you don't have a straw.
I was looking at the photo I was looking at her a little bit longer.
In case you guys are wondering she was the one that rejected me.
No she's the one that is all about girls.
Yes.
Well she rejected me.
Well yeah.
And that's not a girl and I am not a girl and that like I said at the time that's totally
fine but I just had to make it.
They got into it to explore her by side.
By side.
So let me see where are we at.
So we were at EDR this past weekend.
No couple weekends ago.
Wasn't this past weekend.
No babe.
No.
Was it.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
I don't think so honey.
No this past weekend.
Honey bunny.
That was very fast.
Very fast and aggressive of me.
Did we skip a week.
No my love.
What did we do this past weekend.
Let's see.
Let me check our calendar.
We really had nothing going on this past weekend.
No we actually did Athena's.
Oh that's a whole nother.
That's a whole nother podcast.
Whole nother podcast.
Yeah that was fun.
We did something this weekend.
That was fun.
But that's not where we're at.
All right so this past weekend we did Athena's.
But we're gonna that's gonna be a whole nother episode.
Yeah that was fun.
But before that we did we were finishing Memorial Day EDR.
Saturday.
We were in Saturday.
Midday Saturday.
Got it.
So what we kind of didn't talk about what was in the like bonus part of the episode I
guess like the where we talked to the Mr. and Mrs. Fun time.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm like forgetting everybody's pseudonym.
Is that the right word.
I don't think so.
Maybe.
I don't know.
That's what came to my mind.
It did to mine too.
We said it kind of at the same time we were like looking at each other and said it but
I don't know.
I'm gonna Google it really quick.
I don't think so.
I think it's like.
So we kind of talked about it in.
Pseudofriend.
No.
Just stop.
It's fine.
We've moved on.
Pseudonym.
Yeah.
A fictitious name.
Okay.
One used by the author.
I wrote under the.
Okay.
Yeah.
Babe.
You got it.
Perfect.
You got this.
Yeah.
Okay.
We were on point together.
Okay.
So we kind of touched on it in the separate like onsite podcast episode part of it with
Mr. and Mrs. Funtime.
But Funtime.
But yeah.
So Jeff the body painter was there.
Which.
World famous.
Literally.
Like that's not sarcastic.
Like literally.
He has been everywhere.
He's a porn star.
He's been in it for a million years.
Like.
He's been body painting since we've been in it.
He's been body painting in like forever.
Like I literally told him I was like you body paint.
I'm like you painted my tits when I was 19.
I think I said this in the like if I'm if I'm saying things I've already said I'm so
sorry I am drunk half the time and I don't remember what I'm saying.
But I'm like I told him I was like you body painted me when I was 19.
I said 19 but I couldn't have been 19.
You were 21.
You can't be at F.A.
I was yeah I was 21.
I was literally 21.
I'm like yeah you body painted my tits.
It was a butterfly.
That's right.
And I would wish we could find that photo because we took one.
We have to have it somewhere.
It's gotta be because it was on a cell phone but that was years ago.
Yeah.
I remember.
So I would be on your cell phone.
I was in a jeans skirt.
Yeah.
And he and I took my top.
It was the first time we were at F.A. I took my top off.
My boobs were tinier.
And we weren't even at L.S. at that point and I remember like being like so nervous.
Yeah.
Like I was like I was smiling but I was like shaking.
I don't remember that.
Because well you weren't me.
And it was just like I was like what the fuck.
This is so crazy.
Yeah.
You're like that's the craziest thing we've ever done.
This is so crazy I'm standing here.
My girlfriend's tits are getting.
Because at that time we were boyfriend and girlfriend not married.
Yeah.
Exactly.
My girlfriend's tits are getting painted.
But yeah it was like.
Yeah it was crazy.
It was a good transition because I wouldn't have just walked around bare chested if they
were painted.
Otherwise yeah without yeah.
Some type of artwork or something.
So I think I still have the jeans skirt.
I don't think it fits the same.
But.
You don't have to dig into that.
Yeah.
Probably one of my hard drives somewhere.
We definitely have a picture.
Yeah for sure.
I know I remember taking one in the back with the lockers.
That was before I had an apple so I don't have the eye cloud.
Yeah.
So this was definitely photo.
Find it.
I'll tick talk it if you find it.
Oh.
Or I'll put it on my O.F.
I'll see what I can find.
I don't know if I could tick talk it.
Yeah.
So I had to yeah like the tick talk we did for Memorial Day I had to do the PG version.
But on my only fans is the R version or X version.
I will say yeah.
And NC 17.
NC 17 I think it is.
NC 18 I don't know.
I think it's NC 17.
Yeah.
So that one's on my O.F. because yeah I can't have my titties out with a big dick in the
center of them.
Exactly.
Which is funny because what I.
It's a very Marica dick.
Marica dick.
And so he literally I was like what I basically I was like I told him like swirls or whatever
and like I was like just paint whatever you want and then my friend was there and she
was like kind of like joking and said something about a dick and then he's like I'm drawing
a dick on you.
And it's gonna happen.
And I had already told him do whatever you want.
He's like it's happening.
And I was like and half of my brain was thinking he heard me right like I said like swirls and
stuff and stuff and stuff and then I then I felt him paint the balls underneath my tits
and I was like he for sure is doing a dick on me.
Those are some balls right now.
Those are definitely balls under my tits.
It's like he's for sure drawing a dick on me right now.
So yeah he drew a big dick between my boobs coming off my chest like it was actually epic.
It was magical.
It was.
I don't know that it got him more people though because once I got into the pool it stayed
for a while but then it like started coming off and I was like I need a picture before
it comes off.
The cum started washing off.
Yeah no the cum was fine.
The cum was on the top of my chest which was not in the pool.
It was the bottom part of the shaft and the balls that were removing themselves from me
and I was like I don't want just like a weird shafty hangy saggy balls on me so.
Now you know how I feel.
Okay.
What was funny though is I was standing at the edge of the pool getting into it and
he was like talking like Jeff the body painter was like talking on the microphone.
Yeah on the microphone about something.
I think you weren't even there though.
I was probably making drinks or something.
You were in the pool you were making drinks I think and he was like but look at that fantastic
dick as I was standing on the edge of the pool getting in and I'm like oh I saw me.
I don't like it I don't like it and then I got in that's when the dick started washing
away but I don't think I got him more people because they were like saw that I had no more
dick left.
I don't think he got more people paint.
You know like I should have been the advertisement.
I think he did just fine.
But once I got in the pool at that point it was just like coming off me and I'm like
yeah yeah yeah that's what happens right now.
It was a sunscreen.
Yeah it just yeah exactly you had so much sunscreen on it was just like a layer that
just washed away.
Yeah so anyway Jeff was there which was fun to see and to get repainted because I haven't
gotten body painted.
It's been a hot minute.
In a minute and my friend got her self body painted but she just did she actually told
him what she wanted so she had like the literally just stars and kind of what I was envisioning
but like didn't apparently speak my mind enough but hey the dick worked.
It worked just fine.
But yeah so that was fun and then Saturday night.
So Saturday.
Saturday is a bit of a blur I'm gonna be honest.
There was yeah there was a lot to be drank.
Yeah on Saturday.
Literally it was all day.
There was a lot of sun.
A lot of sun.
It was Palm Springs beautiful day.
You couldn't have asked for another you know a better day.
Yeah.
But yeah it does add up.
Yeah we were definitely doing shots and we're doing all that.
I'm trying to think what did we I know we went out to dinner that night or what where
do we eat because we went to dinner like every night which was weird because we didn't expect
that.
Oh yeah Saturday was when I hit the wall.
Oh that's when you hit the wall.
So yeah like Saturday I was drinking all day and you've become very well at seeing when
I hit the wall.
And I hit the wall and I can be brought back from the wall.
Yeah but you needed to eat.
I need to eat.
Yeah and we really didn't eat that day because what had what had happened.
We were doing the podcast that we posted and I was like hey let me make some hot dogs like
and I think you ate one.
I literally had two crackers like I didn't eat anything.
I somehow got ketchup in my hair.
I remember that because I smelled like fucking ketchup all day.
And just a reminder that was also when I had exactly that's when you got your triple blow
job.
Triple blow job.
And there is one picture that has since surfaced of that.
And I'm gonna be buried with that picture.
Yeah I'm gonna bury you with that picture.
I'm gonna print it out.
I'm gonna laminate it though so it lasts longer than I do.
Then my bones and flesh when it rots away that laminated picture is gonna be there.
If someone digs you up.
He lived a great life.
That's just that picture.
They're gonna think they're digging up some like.
You're not gonna want to you don't want to be buried though.
I'm gonna cremate you.
That's true.
I'm gonna put that picture on top of it.
Yes.
As of right now that is one of the best pictures that exist.
Cause I'm looking at the camera and I'm smiling.
You have the best smile.
I am just so giddy.
You're so happy.
And you have three women and all you see is the back of all of our heads.
I am living my best life.
And then you have a no-mem hat on.
And that is not going on TikTok very.
They can't.
I wish it was.
There's not a whole lot you can do without a TikTok.
I wish it was.
You could post it on your OF.
Nah.
Then I would have to get all the all the women involved.
It's just the back of their heads.
Yeah.
I don't ever want to do that though.
So.
That was a great time.
I just wanted to remind everybody that was the.
That was the day.
The time I was eating the hot dogs like within that hour was when all of that happened.
You ate hot dogs and then that happened.
I had a wiener and they had a wiener.
I was sharing.
You sharing is caring.
Yes.
So.
That's what we say.
Yeah.
So you really didn't eat a lot.
Like you had I think one hot dog.
I didn't eat a lot yet.
A lot of women ate you.
But yeah.
So there wasn't a lot of lunch eating.
There was a lot of drinking happening.
There was pool time.
Sunshine.
And yeah.
You hit a wall.
I was like he's.
I mean if.
Just imagine.
You were kind of like at night you were kind of like and our our friends had kind of like
disperse like so our we were in the jacuzzi.
I do remember this.
So we were in the jacuzzi.
And our friends who were there she had ordered pizza.
And so she was like oh their pizza's here they're going to go eat.
So they went and ate.
Later we found out they were like come have pizza with us.
But I mean we didn't know that at the time and I'm not one to invite myself.
Yeah.
The way we are unless you you literally have to be like this is what we do.
Yeah.
Please come and share our food with us.
Last thing we want to do is step on anybody's.
Yeah.
We don't do that.
So anyways she had had they had ordered a bunch of food or whatever.
And so they were going to do she's like oh our pizza's here.
They got out of the jacuzzi.
So they got out of the jacuzzi to go eat.
So then the other friends that we had I guess we met let's say there they got out of the jacuzzi with them to go eat too.
So we were like OK so we were kind of there with people that we not that we didn't know but I don't remember who was there necessarily.
I don't know that we knew.
I don't know that we knew who was there you know.
But I just know that we got out maybe to get drinks or whatever and figure out what we were going to eat.
And I looked at you and I was like you look done.
Yeah.
You looked done.
And I was like we can't be done.
It's so early.
It wasn't it wasn't like a blackout.
No type thing.
I was just like you got to think you're drinking at that point you're drinking from 9 a.m.
Yeah to 7 8 whatever it was at that point.
6 or 7 7 7 7 because it was night.
It was dark.
Yeah straight in the sun.
Yeah all day long.
And it's just and I'm an introvert.
Yeah so my I have a social battery along with my drunken batteries and everything else.
So when you're drinking my social battery was just getting drained.
I mean this is two days.
This is day two.
Yeah and I was like I'm done.
Yeah and you're like you're done and I'm like we can't be done.
So I'm like let's go eat.
So is that when we had Thai food?
Yeah that's when we had Thai food.
Yeah.
Because you didn't drink at Thai food.
No.
So we went out and you messed up the Thai place.
There's like a thousand freaking Thai food places in Palm Springs.
She has a favorite that's called Thai smiles.
And that's fine.
That's great.
It's the best one.
That's the best one.
I had my last lady tell me about it who didn't even like she's like oh you go to Thai smiles.
Yeah we go to Thai smiles.
Don't worry.
I got you.
So I pulled up open lift and I typed in Thai and it you know self filled and apparently
I picked Thai house.
Yeah.
Not Thai smile.
Yeah terrible idea.
So I was already checked out I was you know getting borderline irritated.
You're getting very irritated.
And I'm like so we jump into a lift and it drops us off in front of Thai house and you're
over here like the same right.
I knew it wasn't right.
This isn't it.
Because there's these big fucking boot-ins in front of the one that I want to go through.
And I'm getting irritated because I hate fucking up.
Fucking up yeah.
I hate doing anything wrong.
I take pride in.
I take 99.9% of the time you're on point.
Being right whatever it is.
I'm not being right just doing that.
No I'm right all the time.
Okay.
So I take pride in that.
So I was just I was irritated and then I got even more irritated and then I looked up
where Thai it was like a 0.5 mile walk.
And then every restaurant because we were on the mainstrips of the Thai house was so
there's a Mexican restaurant we also like which was right next to Thai house.
So I was like it's fine babe.
It's fine.
This is why we're the yin and yang right?
Do we eat there Sunday night?
We did.
I almost died.
Yeah.
This is why we're the yin and yang.
So I was like it's fine babe.
It's fine.
Like we'll just go to this we like this place next door.
We'll go to that.
We'll go to the next place.
It's fine.
We pull it.
We walk over the Mexican place and they're like we're not taking any more reservations.
We're at capacity like literally like seven, eight o'clock at night maybe.
They were packed.
They were it was busy.
I mean it was a holiday weekend in Palm Springs.
So then you're like then you're just like even if we get to Thai smiles they're going
to be fucking packed at capacity blah blah blah.
You're like on you're just on the negative train.
You're like negative train choo choo coming through.
Chew choo motherfucker.
Like you're just like odd.
I was like baby.
So checked out.
I was like baby it's fine.
I'm just thinking to myself we have to fucking eat.
Like if we eat I just know you.
I need a protein.
I just know you.
I'm like if we eat we'll be fine.
Like we just need to get to eat.
So I was like let's just go.
So we literally are walking like we don't know each other.
It's just it's literally just like we're walking in the same general direction literally because
I'm like I don't want to piss him off anymore.
He's already in a fucking mood.
I'm like let's just get there.
Let's figure it out.
It's fine because I wasn't mad at you.
I was mad at everything.
No I know and I know and I know I know I know and I we're going to make this eight mile
walk to tie fucking smile.
I know I know you weren't mad at me and so that's why I'm just like I should have been
that myself out of it we're going to walk like we don't know each other to the stifled
place figure it out and then we get there and know and I started like as we were getting
closer we turned off the main road.
I'm like I'm like babe I think it's gonna be fine.
You're like it's gonna be busy.
It's the best Thai food in town.
I'm like it is the best Thai food in town but I think it's kind of like a local secret
because like my last lady used to live in Palm Springs so it's like kind of like a local
place like it's not on the main road you know so it's like it's not it's off the beaten
path it's not like super whatever yeah it's not like super what's it called touristy
or whatever so even though it has a big fucking Buddha in front of it and it's the best fucking
Thai food.
But we get there we wait like what five minutes if yeah and literally it's just for them to
clean his table and then I literally proceed to order everything on the menu I'm like we're
gonna get an appetizer the appetizer sampler we get this we're gonna get this we're gonna
get this and you're like don't they serve liquor and then you're like I don't need any liquor
I'm like I'm gonna have a drink.
I'm good at the moment I just I just need food protein.
Yeah carbs whatever it is so we eat that adventure.
It's funny because literally in my head as I had the first bite I'm thinking okay like
I'm I'm done for the night this is it yeah we're gonna eat some food we're gonna go to
bed we're gonna go to the fuck to bed yeah it's been a long day it's been a fun day and
we're done yeah and I think I had one bite of food I'm like well maybe maybe maybe maybe
we could do something else maybe we can do the jacuzzi let me one moment all right so
here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go back we're gonna change it's amazing what
food does I know you have to eat and and also just the separation of people yeah getting
separated like you're recharging your battery I knew you needed all of that you don't drain
my battery yeah everybody else does yeah so I knew you needed that and it was good we ate
I had good Thai food I stuffed myself literally I was like it's funny because I was like when
we went back I was I was kind of like I mean obviously I wanted to do stuff so I was like
but I was also super fucking full because I ate so much food I literally ate like my
breakfast lunch and dinner at dinner like you're sexy but I might fart yeah exactly
I guess that I'm like so full but we so we get back to the resort and then we're in the
hood or we're in our room and I was like I was and we were kind of like well we could
just let's just fuck each other like we'll just do our thing and then I was like but
we have the cabana and both of us are exhibitionists we did yeah we rented the cabana in case
you didn't catch up on the last one we had a cabana some friends canceled but we ended
up having a cabana yeah that we hardly used to the day we really I use a little bit but
we had we use the seats but there was like a and I decorated it but we never use really
used nobody sat on the bed no it was unused so yeah nobody so I was like so I we were
in the room we were kind of like okay like maybe we'll just fuck each other in the room
whatever and then but I was like babe like we have the cabana and like I said both of
us are exhibitionists so we're like I mean under the right circumstances yeah so you're
not like we're not bus stop no no we're we're exhibitionists in the area that you would
expect to be watched yeah we're not like public library exhibitionist we're not we're not
that cool yeah so yeah but so yeah so we're I was like babe like we have the cabana we
could do that we got there and just see what happens so you're like that's actually a great
idea so we get we go out there you and I you and I are fucking right yeah it was and then
when does the birthday girl and her guy come over we see where they you and I were fucking
I remember several people walking by I mean I was on my back so I don't I just know people
were passing by it was a very romantic missionary I mean that was in missionary you were like
up on your knees my legs are in the air it's a missionary modified missionary okay modified
like my legs are on your shoulders you were on your knees yeah that's not really missionary
I was on my knee of course I was missionary anyways so it was a modified missionary and
um let's see when did they come up did they come up before no they came I think they came
up they came up later because I remember we'll call them B and B B and B big booty and beard
let's just call him booty and beard okay booty and beard we don't need an additional third
be in there that's a lot big booty and we'll say booty and beard be be and be triple be
I like beard and booty triple be booty and beard no beard and booty it rolls off the
tongue better anyways I don't know the the the birthday girl was not there yet okay so
so you had people passing by yeah so basically as I was like kind of like fucking you people
were passing by and modified missionary modified missionary your head was up in against a hallway
which is like we were outside a hallway meaning an outside area where people were like walking
by yeah it was like the primary walkway to the exit from the outside to the end to all
the rooms to the pool to the jacuzzi so it was like also when you from the jacuzzi could
see us but I don't know there's many people at that point in the jacuzzi which is why
we didn't go back out to the jacuzzi sounds good sounds right cuz yeah edr has affiliation
with a place called copa nightclub yes which is like I think maybe five minutes from edr
and they do a lot of their nightclub there but the thing about that place is it's cool
they seem to put on a great party that supports edr but you have to wear clothes if it's and
if it's your vibe if you're here for the nightclub vibe yeah fantastic love it that's not our
vibe our vibe is pool party low-key dive bar like pants off anywhere you have to wear like
I mean you're always in a colored Hawaiian shirt but if you have to not wear a hat you're
like not for a hat or like dress shoes or yeah yeah you're like I like wearing board
shorts cargo shorts board shorts Hawaiian shirts and a hat and if you have to deviate
from that it's a push yeah it's gotta really draw me I'm like I could go either way yeah
that's why they say you're by comfortable so anyways so so a lot of people are at copa
basically is what we're getting at yeah and so when we came back from dinner basically
what we're trying to say we came back from dinner which is why I was like which is why
we were like being able to fuck each other because we kind of went out there there wasn't
a lot going on there was nothing like really cuz he's kind of the melting pot of like what
the shit's happening you know yeah and at that point nothing we probably were too early
for the what the shit's happening yeah cuz people hadn't come back from copa but we were
like well we're we've we're now fed like now we're ready to get fucked like yeah exactly
so yeah we we were over there and I had you in modified missionary and your head was face
in the area so there was a lot of people walking by and of course being the exhibitionist I
was like you know like given like verbal high fives yeah plus we had some people walk by
that we've sort of played with like I've sceptic but she was with another guy and then I'm
trying to read your signals I know we're talking about the time where I was sitting on the
girl's face and I was fucking his dick and then you had eaten her out for a long time
but not his girl his girl was over in the corner with a single dude they came by later
didn't yeah no they walked by while we were fucking I thought they came by later I think
they came by they might have came by while we were fucking and beard and booty were with
us maybe I feel like they came by I don't know oh maybe cuz yeah they they look like
they were exhausted yeah they had had played they had done something cuz they were with
a female it was them two and another female who I had seen them with earlier in the day
so they were the last of the soldiers they were the last of our friends I think that
weren't staying sounds right yeah that we're still there so anyway last of the circle sucking
the last of them a weekend the circle what was the that we called it the merry-go-round
or what was it oh yeah yeah and the jacuzzi oh okay so she's the one sucking circles she's
the one you ate her from behind I ate her ass from behind which is the title of our last
podcast the dick sucking merry-go-round yes that's what the title should have been you're
so selfish I am but anyway so so we were doing our thing and then yeah a few people
were walking by and I kind of was like you know but then we this couple that we met on
Friday yeah well we met them well we had already talked about it we met them at my birthday
we actually talked about a less party but for some reason like through all those interactions
which were probably like super fast because literally at my birthday like I said I don't
remember anything and that less parties were all over less parties were all over the place
so we really got to know them Friday like we really got to talk to them Friday got to
like know them more Friday and then realized we had friends in common realized you liked
her butt realized I like his beer was fun earlier we hadn't met them you know obviously
like we just like you just said a few times before but nothing really clicked with me
yeah when they when they walked up earlier on Friday before we met them I saw her silhouette
walking by and I'm like I like that I'm I'm enjoying that I want to I want to I want to
meet that yeah this is before we realized that we've actually met them yeah just yes
so briefly so I'm like okay and then we met them more on Friday so then realize we had
friends in common yeah which is typical so then on Saturday when we're doing our thing
yeah and lo and behold they walk by beard and but walk by I'm like oh hey and this is
like I'm probably maybe five minutes we're fucking we're having a good time and I'm built
up because at that point you hadn't come I haven't come we didn't do anything Friday night
to make you come so I was like you ate all the pussy but you did not come yes and I had
blowjobs throughout the day yeah here we did not come so sad it's like a story he did
not come he had blowjobs he did not come he a pussy he did not come he fucked he did not
come but here we are it's like a sad country song so I was fucking and I was getting kind
of close I'm like all right let's finish this night out and then I walked by and I kind
of waved him over I'm like hey no you literally were like hey she needs something some help
or something she miss she needs something in her mouth talking about you and he's like
okay and then he he like walked he said to me he goes he he walked over and then he goes
by the way I've been but I've been fucking but not when I say but I mean his girl not
in the butt like just because we're calling her you know but and beard gotcha so we're
calling them but and beard got it so he her he's been fucking her and obviously he doesn't
need a condom when he fucks her so he's just said like hey I was nice of him yeah he just
told me he's like hey I'm fucking her just so you know like if you like you're gonna
suck me like you may taste her you're also gonna get her yeah exactly it's a two for
me yeah exactly I'm like it's fine so I prefer that than rubber honestly like I don't want
to I'm not into same I hate the taste of rubber I don't like the taste of latex I'm like I
rather like get all our soft stuff over with and then we're gonna fuck like okay and then
when you take the rubber off like let's wash it or like I'm not gonna put my mouth on it
again it's not a back and forth it's not a back and forth thing I just don't want to
taste the latex but anyway so I was like okay I tasted nothing weird or whatever like but
that was nice of him to tell me yeah so yeah so I was like this dick so what happened to
you so he came over and they're like both like okay cool so he came over to you put
his dick in your mouth like pretend like it's like while you're on your side facing to
the right so I was on my back I lean I basically just turn my head sideways just like it's
like his dick and I was like fucking and I was already really close I was like oh oh
oh and just like that little extra stimulation I was like and I was like I was like oh I might
I might be I might come everybody kind of pause for a second I go I was like no I think
I'm good I think I'm good and then kind of resumed again and she was starting to come
around me she was like coming around there like on my side of the bed and I was like
it's happening I'm like gang way everybody everybody kind of backed away for a second
I just came on my stomach I just and he's like thanks for that that's the least I can
do I mean right I'm about to come so I kind of like I came and I was like whoa
like it was unexpected that's happened every now and then it does in the last it's happened
every now and I mean in with just us yeah it's very expected and normally normally
I'm a one and done type of guy I'm kind of like you know but in the LS you have had
couple of experiences where you've been as long like the stimulation continues or whatever
it is but it's always been I've noticed it's always been when the when your orgasm has
been unexpected yeah that you were just like rally again we'll call it let's call it a
ghost orgasm I know it really happened it happened did you feel it it happened it happened
all over you I felt it it happened it happened yeah because I pulled out and I just yeah
exactly you didn't I sprayed spray and spray yeah but um so anyway so we kind of like finished
like whoa okay cool and they walked over to the next bed over yeah no the two beds over
two beds over I think they had a friend who had a cabana or something I don't know or
maybe they knew it wasn't it was still in the next to us was somebody who actively uses
their cabana yeah so it was still an outside cabana just two down yeah and I we kind of
cleaned up briefly and I'm standing there and they start going at it on the other bed
they were fucking each other and I was like when you walked over and you were yeah I was
like had it like a brain fire I'm like I'm maybe I'm not done yeah and I kind of like
ran over there I'm like hey hey you guys need any assistance yeah help and they're like yeah
no no he goes you have to ask her oh and I was like yeah and she's like oh yeah come
on in so I jumped over there and and I positioned myself near near her head and she was blowing
me all of a sudden I was hard again I'm like oh I may come again no no that was later no
I know you didn't come again but you were like oh that's when you were like oh there
could be a second dairy yeah so I'm like okay and and then he's fucking her and I'm getting
head and I think you came over and we were both playing with her boobs and yeah and then
you lay down and he started going down on you yeah he came down on me well he was like
I want to taste that but yeah yeah yeah all those exact words and then I was still getting
head yeah and at some point it kind of got to the we're like he grabbed a condom or something
yeah no he was like do you want me to fuck you and I was like uh for sure and then you
were kind of like well I've already came so I think for you it was more like I don't want
to perform yeah in a way that I don't want to because you you really were like I'm attracted
to her so I don't know so it was like it's like I just came it's like and also it was
also like we just met you and I'm like I'm really enjoying the interaction yeah and I
was the way the way we always talk about is we're here for the hang more than yeah so
I was like the everything so far was really hot and very positive yeah and I'm like if
we go somewhere and I'm not able to get hard yeah I'm like it all of a sudden it would
become negative give me a sour taste you just never know how girls their minds things like
for me I'm never like like for me I never take offense to a dick being soft or whatever
like I get that there's so many factors physical mental emotional I don't think like oh I don't
think like oh I'm terrible like I don't think that yeah but I there probably I'm guaranteed
you there's women out there for sure I hear about it all the time on the podcast I listen
to yeah which is I think it's one of my freaking brain things yeah I don't you're probably not
wrong I just personally am like I I'm good I don't well probably because my mindset is
I'm here for the hang not the bang right so if somebody can't fuck me I'm like I'm fine
like it's fine like I'll do other things like it's fine yeah you know like yeah there's
lots of other things to do it's fine I'll move on I'll full do things with you like I don't
care like I just want to have I just want everybody have a good time I want everybody
be comfortable I don't want anybody have any expectations like I just want I just want
a good fucking time so that's my mindset so that's where I go but yeah I know some women
take it personally like oh it's me and I'm like to all of them I want to say it's not
you it's not you like it's the alcohol it's the situation it's the fly that has just
flying flown past their face like men are so easily distracted like come on women we
know this like we tell them it's there and they're like wait where I'm like it's here
you can't go into a hyper sexual situation and expect it to be anything different exactly
so I get that you were just like hey we've had a really good time I was like I was like
looking at him like she has a great ass like I would really love to pound her from behind
I'm like I'm like rain check just for tonight rain check yeah and we knew they lived close
to us and they're new they were friends of friends and now friends of ours and we were
like you know what let's just put a yeah put a rain check on this so and that's totally
fine yeah until next time yeah we had a great time but then so then our friends who whose
birthday it was then they they kept going yeah they kept going with themselves themselves
after we kind of walked away and we went back to our original bed yeah and more just to get
our shit together should we were just cleaning up our and at that point I had another hard
on yeah you did yeah and we were just cleaning up our cabana area and then our friends from
the birthday the birthday girl who shared the cabana with us then literally shared the
cabana with us then they came back and they're like hey they they walked up kind of halfway
now that I think about it into what we were doing yeah because I think I walked over and
then like she was sitting there watching watching and they were watching and I'm like okay okay
yeah and we went back to our and then yeah so they were there a couple that we've played
with before so it there was less pressure yeah right like there's always first pressure
like the first time you play with a couple or is always a little bit more pressure so
they they were I'm not gonna say no pressure because obviously you still want to like do
your best but like it wasn't as much pressure because we've played with them before they're
friends of ours like well we actually when we went back to the bed and you and I started
going at it again yeah yeah that's where I came that's where I came the second time I
was fucking you doggy style oh yeah you were your ass up in the air yeah and I started banging
you and that's when we kind of called them in and he came around I think it was a hand
on the dick and then she came over to me and she was she was stroking you in between your
in between my yeah I would pull out she would like jerk me off a few times and put me back
in your pussy yeah that was so fucking hot that was anyways that was very hot so yeah
I was like fucking you a couple times pull it out she jerk it off put it back in doing
that for a little bit and then that was really I was liking him too yeah and then at some
point I came again yeah I think during this whole yeah it was actually during that while
she was doing that I was like fuck here we are again you came again I came again and
then I'm like all right clearly I'm done like this is just but then what's funny is that
the front the beard and butt he was saying how he hasn't come yet yeah the whole night
he's I ran over them at some point I'm like I'm come twice mother fuck he was like he
had told us like they were in the playroom actually why they came out was because they
were in the playroom there was a whole incident in the playroom like somebody fell yeah so
he was coming out telling us that literally while you're fucking me and we're like well
way to kill the vibe so you have to pick up the vibe so like that's why they came out
of the room that's why they were even in the hallway that we were and we say hallway it's
all outdoors yeah but like outdoor hallway or whatever that's the only reason why they're
in is because they were trying to find another place to fuck because there was a whole thing
going on in the playroom but I think they were just together they must have just been
the two of them together because he said it was just her at that point vagina on his dick
and they were together there were only two of them who came out together but yeah but
I mean they were in a room a playroom together which is funny because so for us like we you're
skipping all over I know so you came again okay let's move on okay so you came again
continue your thoughts I was just thinking it was funny because we went to edr and I
think we talked about that edr trip where we went into every playroom at that point
they had three yeah they only had two this weekend because they sold one of the playrooms
so did I think the DJ one of the playrooms as a guest room but anyway so we played in
literally every single playroom not this time but last time we were there we together you
and I just fucked in every single playroom they had there and all the things like we
did like a checklist literally outside to like all the places and it wasn't a checklist
but just what we did that weekend and I think we talked about this in a podcast yeah and
we had the best time I mean just you and I like whatever but um yeah it's pretty I mean
we weren't the only ones there but like we're just we're the only ones who fucked each other
so um this time though we literally didn't step a foot except for we went and did a tour
of the outside play area but that wasn't really yeah we didn't see the inside of any but yeah
we didn't go into any of the playrooms all we rented a freaking cabana and so we had
we I feel like fucked more people this time we definitely we definitely had a lot more
interactions with others yeah last time over Labor Day weekend we were there for like three
nights yeah and we didn't even like kiss another person really we had no it was so unusual
for us and there was a lot of people there it was it was a fun weekend but it was I don't
want to say clicky but we didn't we didn't have none of our friends there yeah so it
was kind of like we didn't feel the need to go outside of her we were good we were content
yeah we were actually a good time we had a great time so it was like we didn't just that's
just what it is yeah we didn't need anybody it just that's how it happened that weekend
and now it's fine we're just really clicking we're really vibing on each other yeah so
anyways back to my story yeah so yeah I think the hand job help and an inside and I was
just like I'm gonna come again came again squirt squirt and I came again and I was like well
shit okay well that's twice now in yeah 20 minutes I'm like okay I've hit my max yeah
I mean back when I was younger I used to be able to you know jargon quite a bit but you
know this is a live test situation we're in the wild this is wild wild west up here so
then I was kind of like he was like he of the birthday girl he said basically was like
I think he was fucking her he asked for a spit roast yeah no I was saying like he was fucking
her and I was kind of laying I think making out with her but then we like hit each other
and like he was fucking her yeah and I was like hey you're gonna chip my tooth like we're
gonna chip each other's teeth like we can't be we can't be making out while he's fucking
you like it's too it's too much too aggressive it doesn't make sense yeah so then so then
he was like well I've kind of like wanted to do where I'm fucking her and she's sucking
dick and I'm like oh so it's spit roast and like so you're like you're like say less I'm
here like I'm here for you like I've got this I can do this I can do this I did just come
again but I'm fine I got this we'll see what happens yeah so you're like okay so you kneel
up on the bed you're doing the thing I had not come at this point so I was like forget
I'm taking my vibrator I'm getting behind you I'm like this is hot I'm watching it and
I'm just gonna vibrate myself so for the first part of it the first part of it though I I
don't know if I did I think I came no I came and then I think I came and then I was like
okay now I'll be part of all this so the vibrator is sitting there I was standing behind you
and you're you had your like your boobs ago right against my yeah I was like right against
your back my like my chest like my boobs are right against your back and I was whispering
in your ear I'm like I'm so fucking wet and I had I pulled your hand and I'm like fill
it my hand around and I'm like it was like a slip and slide yeah well because we've done
all the things yes and then I was I was like you know chubbin but all of a sudden I got
a heart again yeah and once you're like I'm so wet I'm like so I got you behind me you
know jerking yourself off basically I literally I literally like grabbed the vibrator and I'm
like yeah I'm just gonna come like I'm gonna just make myself come I'm gonna just do this
whole fucking thing like with this whole hot situation going on so I was masturbating behind
you next to you right behind me yeah and so you're getting your dick suck so far in our
Ellis situations this particular birthday girl has been the only one the only girl to make you
come besides me come besides you in the Ellis so that's quite the feat so I'm sitting there
in a in a kind of a fairly uncomfortable position and I just came twice and all of a
sudden I'm getting hard again and then you're you're not you're coming behind me this situation's
unfolding in front of me I'm like I might come again I'm like I don't know where this is coming
from literally I come and I'm sitting there but I was in such an uncomfortable position
because you were like on the edge of like the weird bed like my legs were spread to get down
low enough to because I'm a taller guy yeah so I had to be like spread wide open to get my my
dick down like if I was standing up yeah I would have come a thousand thousand then I came and then
I came I came I was like okay well I'm done so but then I was like this is still going so then I
came across to the kitchen and make them for yeah exactly so then I came onto the bed next to her
I'm like kind of like just I'm at her like I'm next to her and I'm like okay well I'll just like
kiss up and down her back so I was just like licking and kissing up and down from her butt
crack all the way up to her neck there's a song for that my neck my back my back my pussy and my
back crack I couldn't lick her pussy because it was being fucked but um so I was doing that I'm
like okay well this is how I can participate yeah feathers yeah I'm like let me just tickle you
I'll just get your boobies I'll kiss your neck I'll kiss your back so yeah that the whole thing was
pretty hot like I said I got really close I was shooting for the third no I know you didn't get
the um I got the third later in the room though you did so anyways so this now takes us to Saturday
late night yeah and I think that wraps it up right for the first Saturday that's gonna be part two
I think we have a part three it's not it's yeah we have Sunday we could talk about Sunday a little
bit how I almost died you almost died on Sunday dinner oh thank you thank you very much I I could
have died okay but we have a we have a person who emailed us yes let me pull this a couple
of them mingles which I love the name yes I love mingles yeah so we actually we got an email earlier
today it was um from like like she's like yesterday the mangoes it was this morning it was and uh I
don't know if this was their first episode they listened to but it was the uh first time they
they're going to the first time at edr this coming weekend as in tomorrow because the night's Friday I
know I was like babe I don't think we're gonna make it we have to put it out otherwise we have to
just email them back we already talking about doing our podcast tonight and they they said this is
your email they give us permission they said hi I was listening to your podcast and I love the
recent part one episode about Memorial Day at edr it was so fun and made cleaning my kitchen
countertops a lot more exciting that's where we aim to be cleaning your kitchen countertops should
always be fun here's a keyword he said my wife so that's the husband yeah countertop uh yeah
my wife and I are relatively new to the lifestyle and have our first trip to edr plan this weekend
we are so cow native so we are hoping to go a couple of times this summer if we can make it happen
sorry continue we were we were wondering if you had advice
on what to expect when we get there we are both excited to jump in the pool and overall want to
check it out and have fun we were wondering what vibe of meet and people is like is it usually
something where people prearrange to meet there or is it just kind of hanging out near the pool
we've been there to we've been to a lifestyle club a couple of times also we are planning a trip
next month to see mountain in and wonder if you've had any experience there thank you for your time
reading this the mangoes so I've since gone back and forth a few times with them and they actually
they live fairly close to us yeah so send us some newbies but so it kind of ties into our recent
two episodes now we've had yeah like six episodes about edr edr we love it um but so the thing about
edr is I was gonna get on a whole other topic about guys in the ls and how I feel like they're
partners to women because I don't know I feel like women in the ls pick partners all right ladies
and gentlemen she she has had because he's cleaning the counters and you do the dishes I just feel
like women pick partners in the ls okay anyway move on you have had two darkened stormies
one painkiller and two martinis tonight fuck my life I'm not getting up tomorrow at 7 30 god damn it
yeah that's your own fucking problem anyways um to their question here's the thing about edr edr
is a great place um like we uh we have done a couple episodes now on edr we like to go there
on holiday weekends just because it's it's guaranteed party bigger and we like the party
we love the party aspect like to party we like we like to party we like to party we we're we are
not nudist so we don't like to just go in fact you are literally called out the last time that's
true because booty girl booty girl butt girl butt girl beard and butt she was like you wear your
um shorts my board shorts you wear your board shorts and you have your little qls like funny
upside down pineapple or whatever rub my genie out of my bottle with a fucking genie on your dick
you wear all those things yep and I always wear bottoms as well so i'm not calling you out your
legs look very tan by the way babe you're talking to shit right now I literally just hold your legs
like very yeah anyway you wear that so so people can just see what you're packing no so I think
people automatically think you're you're doing that because your dick is smaller or something it could
be I think that's what she thought let them think that I know right let them think because then I
think she was pleasantly surprised she was like oh shit you have a nice dick dick dick you have a big
nice dick and I am a grower not a shower that's what you said to her so I don't I don't like to
just walk around like if I get into a a cold pool I'm just not showing my best exactly so
however how I'm most comfortable I I I have nothing to say about that I I love that for you
you are in the words of swares couch podcast you are digressing like a mother
anyways god damn sorry so we like edr on holiday weekends we've gone there quite a few times on
off off holidays it we've never not had a good time there but we typically do like to go there
on you have to like the person you go with yeah your your partner you really have to be able to
tolerate them right now it's questionable you're annoying the fuck out of me you told me to get
drunk you said my energy level was low exactly so anyway so the thing about edr like it is at any
type of club ls event party or anything you do there's always clicks but you just have to push
past those clicks yeah most people are down to meet so if this is your first time there um
you're probably gonna get into the pool your instinct is gonna be to roll up to the side of
the pool and kind of glue your butt to the side of the pool yeah my advice would be if you need to
do that make sure you face outward it sounds dumb but there's couples that one one person
will be up against the back and the other one will be like like hanging on to them for dear life
yeah that doesn't that does not look welcome into anybody so you can have the most like
friendliest person and they won't talk to you i see this a lot because i'll see a couple yeah that
i i am i consider myself somewhat of an empath i can feel uncomfortable in us because i'm
uncomfortable a lot of the time so i'm there with you so when i see a couple that's up against the
side of the pool and they're clinging on to each other it makes it really hard for myself to go
talk to them but if they're both facing outward yeah and they're in that friendly position even
if they're glued to the side of the the pool i'm still more likely or just have a conversation yeah
i might throw a joke your way or i might say something or they might say something and we
hear it and then we'd say something exactly interject and interject yourself in other people's
conversations yeah interject yourself in all the conversations if someone says something stupid
laugh and honestly know that most people are fucking drunk yep or high and they have less
inhibitions than you do yes that is the other tip get drunk yeah if you don't drink good luck
because we have been there quite a few times i would say like three times i say quite a few i
mean we've been there i don't know we've been there i don't know how many times you think we've been
there i'm like literally i'm not trying to put it on my leg i don't know like seven or eight
twenty seven but i'm saying like maybe half maybe slightly less than half of the times we've been
there have been without people that we know yeah and honestly we've been there it is harder i will
say this it is harder when you go and i don't know what these mangoes people look like yeah
i'm gonna just put that out there we don't know what they look like it is harder when you go
so nudes yeah exactly it is harder when you go and um it's a party atmosphere and you're feeling
very like self-conscious like if you're just the fucking vibe and you're hot as fuck like you're
probably gonna be fine because people are gonna come up and talk to you but if you're average and
normal like we are it's like well are they i don't know like
so we have to have a good personality and put ourselves out there i've been working on my
personality i've been really working on my personality so i just i don't know it's like
you can have it the hard part is people like what's the vibe like but i think edr is a vibe
but i also say i also was thinking this today babe i think we need to give um c mountain
another try because it was our literal first yeah totally experience yeah i i had said that before i
wanted to go back again it's hard to go back because we were like it's so close to edr and it's like
we know that's the problem is it's right there we know we had such a good time at edr we could always
do a day pass it that's what i was thinking we can do we could go to edr i was thinking the same thing i
was thinking we do c mountain yeah we do we do edr day passes we do all the day passes
or we stay at edr we do that i would say stay at edr day pass c mountain to c mountain yeah and then
if we get there we're there for a few hours and it's not our thing the magical school back
to our house i was thinking too i'm like we do need to give it a try because i feel like we need to
give it a solid review and i think our review is not as great as it could be because we were so
terrified of like we had a good time but it was also very like scattered with things of like
fuck it was all new it was overwhelming it was overwhelming yeah the nightclub part of it was
and i didn't underwhelming i didn't know at that point i didn't know how to talk to people other
women multiple people i still struggle with that i mean people are one thing but talking to another
woman flirting with another woman is still something i struggle with i've gotten better
you're pretty good at it i've gotten i've gotten pretty good but i still struggle with it then i was
just like this girl's i'm thinking i'm like this girl's head mommy i'm not sure what i say and you're
sitting there you know in your robe all holding up i'm like i can't really can't really say too too
much because you're yeah it was a lot it was a lot but yeah i definitely we definitely gotta try
it again yeah we gotta do it again so we can give it a proper review yeah so we don't want i don't
want to say i have literally nothing negative necessarily because now they're not even all
nude i don't think no there's it's clothing option it used to be you had to they were like so strict
on that had to be nude you can wear like a robe once relax we don't need the old guy with his
dick injected to be running around like i'm good i want to inject my dick no you don't i do you're
a liar so we're definitely gonna try that one again but um but i think any of these so so mango's
question was is it a place where you have to go with friends or you can go by yourself i yes yeah
exactly to both those yeah exactly that's kind of my answer is yes because we've gone with friends
we have the best fucking time with friends but did we meet any other people no that's the thing
about going with friends is you tend to stick to your friends and are we welcome are we open to
meeting other people and do we kind of meet let's like i'm quotationing like meet other people yes
because literally last time actually we did go with friends lots of friends actually and we did
meet other friends because we then saw them at athenas yes so we did but it is harder it's it
doesn't make you as open yeah to meeting new people when we go by ourselves we are a little more open
to meeting new people because obviously like you either fuck each other or you fuck other people
like it's whatever you know but um and i'm fine with either like literally no i'm good i got a good
dick so i'm good you do that's weird i got a good dick in you you got a friend in me so you got a dick
in me so to conclude it all um have a good time no yes have a good time have a good time we want
you guys to have the most fantastic time the most important important thing summer is the best time
to go yes yeah people go you don't want to go winter we've been in winter though the jacuzzi is
always a good time yeah here's the thing is there's the main party pool which is like the big pool
right when you walk in the then there's the main party jacuzzi that's typically at night where the
action happens yeah exactly so you meet people kind of in the pool during the day you do your
pool shit like you just hang out do that shit gets cold then it gets cold and then honestly people
leave and if you're kopa people if you're party people like if you're not party people because
we're party people but if you're dance club people go do that if you're not go have dinner like that's
kind of the time to do that yeah come back then after kopa is kind of like around midnight or whatever
the jacuzzi will start to fill up and people will start to come up come home here's the thing when
that jacuzzi is when things get solidified that jacuzzi gets full the friendships you've made
will get solidified in that jacuzzi don't be afraid to get in that jacuzzi when that shit's full
it's full oh yeah if the jacuzzi is super full just get in there everybody makes yourself in
and just sit and listen and somehow you will get tied in worst case scenario your naked
bum's against someone else's naked bum honestly inject yourself into the party that's you have to
you have to do it yeah and i have a patented move um while you're in while you're in the pool what
i like to do is called i call it the elderly grandpa where you just kind of you just wander
it's the worst thing you walk backwards so you just kind of get in the middle of the pool and you
just start walking backwards and you'll eventually you're gonna bump into somebody and you turn around
you say oh oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and then you start talking to that person so i call the
elderly grandpa i like you're just like where am i you're just wandering you just literally walk
backwards slow you don't want to be awkward i'm not gonna like knock into people i don't recommend
you try this at the mall because this will get you people are like why are you walking this will
get you a felony why are you walking backwards at the ball but in the pool it's fucking magical
yeah i had a friend of ours i actually don't question why you're walking backwards in the pool
and a friend uh tried it and he loved it he's like it's game changer yeah so so yeah you can try the
elderly grandpa so let's let's let's sum it up we're gonna we're gonna get in the pool we're gonna
do the elderly elderly grandpa with an erection with the i mean at least you're backing into them
you're not you're not going front you're giving them the option it's all about consent like it's here
it's here if you want to touch it oh and the other thing i had is um when you're out of the pool
no shave your balls and then use that as a line and say just say that you're like hey i've
shaved my balls and i guarantee you they're they're very soft they guarantee you more people are
gonna say really and you're gonna be like yeah and by people you mean women women i mean i don't
know what this i have no idea i ain't no shame in my game or no shame in no one else's game right
not yucking anyone else is young yeah i mean but for me in particular for me in particular
um you just say uh yeah i shave my balls and then a lot of times no you'll say i shave my balls
they're super smooth and then they the woman typically says oh really and you're like yeah
you want to feel you can try it's worked so many fucking times yeah it really has guys it's fantastic
it's a fantastic move and i actually heard that move from uh jeff the body painter thank you very
much yeah he did say it yep that was his old pickup move he's a porn star he knows best maybe it's an
hour 20 we are way too fucking late porn star is no best they do so um jeff's been getting his balls
wrangling dangling tickle tickle tickle okay i'm gonna edit this whole fucking thing out anyways
so god sorry mangos this was meant to be a solid review for you i i i hope you can
get some useful information we'll try again later but we are you can we are the sweet side of
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we're gonna i think we're gonna call this one because it's entirely too late for this bullshit
you're entirely too late for this bull of a precisely we're gonna go fuck in a second
all right babe take it away i can't see it you don't have this shit memorized right now
i am poor i am so so poor and i'll buy you i am poor i don't know okay
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