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and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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We are back.

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Still tired.

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It is now Thursday.

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It takes a lot longer to recover in our decrepit old age.

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Speak for yourself.

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I'm still a youngster.

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So it's Thursday after Memorial Day weekend.

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Both of us still trying to get our voices back.

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I'm still a little raspy right now.

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Your ears are pretty good.

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Mine's better.

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I was not great.

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I was not doing great.

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Which is a sign of a good time.

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Exactly.

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So this is going to be kind of our Memorial Day recap episode.

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So, in case you didn't hear our last Quickie episode, we dropped one on Friday morning

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on our way.

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On the afternoon on our way there.

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On our way to EDR, we did like a quick phone interview.

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Hitting the streets with the sweets.

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Hitting in the streets.

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Hitting the streets with the sweets.

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Come on.

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It was just a Quickie just kind of letting everybody know we're on our way.

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12 minutes.

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You call that a Quickie?

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Call that a marathon.

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That is true.

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But we are back here tonight to do our best to remember what we did and what, yeah, there's

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a very long way to go.

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To bring the vibe.

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So before, I'm still tired.

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So before we go any further, let's do our cheers drink.

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Did you taste this yet?

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I haven't tasted it yet.

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Do I need to stir it?

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I stirred it pretty good.

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Let's figure out what this thing is called.

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Oh yeah, we got to write it down.

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All right, let's do it.

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We're doing the same one kind of but a different variation.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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I think it's going to taste like shit.

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Oh, that's strong.

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Fuck.

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I'm going to say.

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Holy shit balls.

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I told you you were strong.

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It's not the best.

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It's not my favorite.

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We're selling it.

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We're running out of drinks.

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No, you brought this one to my attention and the name sounded good.

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You're going to have to say what it is.

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It's called the Orange Crush Cocktail, which I could see it.

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Basically it's this particular.

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Is this for two?

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Jesus.

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No, it's not for two.

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It is, isn't it?

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It's too serving.

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It doesn't say for two.

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You said it had four ounces of alcohol in it and that's why we had to do it in a tall

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cup.

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You know, it doesn't say anything about for two.

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It doesn't say.

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You fucked it up.

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No, it doesn't say two cups of ice.

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It says nothing like that, but it says two ounces of vodka, two ounces of triple sec.

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Let me see.

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It's for two.

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Orange juice.

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bitters for yours.

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We did all of that, but instead of Sprite, we did soda water because that's your jam.

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Yeah, I wanted it less sweet.

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Let me taste yours.

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Maybe the sweetness I needed.

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Yours is actually better.

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I would do it with the soda.

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You think mine's better?

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I hate to taste yours.

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And so if you're going to make the drink, even if you're not a soda drinker, I would

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I would do the Sprite.

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I want to actually taste a bit water down.

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Didn't we meet someone that says he tries to make our drinks with us?

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I think it was the guy in the, what are you doing?

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You're like picking in your mouth.

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Very distracted.

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Mind your business.

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Right now it's all of my business and you're three feet from me and you got your finger

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jammed in your throat.

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But anyways, we met somebody in the pool and they said they're a listener and I'm pretty

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sure he said he tries to make some of the drinks when he's able to.

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I also heard somebody say when they're working and they listen, we met somebody who said

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when they're working and they listen, they skip past the drink part.

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Same guy.

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Same guy.

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Make some sad.

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So anyways, or it's like not what they want to hear.

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They're like, it's too much right now.

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It's just get to the point.

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It's Monday morning.

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I only need cocktail time.

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I don't need cocktail time.

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All right, so where do we even begin?

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We could begin at the beginning, like I said in the beginning.

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So we got there Friday.

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There was this.

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So what's weird about this year?

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What's weird about not weird, but like there was, um, I felt like last year there was a

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lot more people on Saturday, but a lot fewer people on Friday and Sunday.

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But I feel like the party was consistent Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and but Sunday wasn't like

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Sunday wasn't as big.

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Like don't get me wrong.

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It was still a big party, but I felt like everything was pretty consistent.

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It wasn't like one day was like, here's the day to come.

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And instead of Friday and Sunday being slow and Saturday being in all three days.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And I think there was.

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So I think it helped to the hotel figured out their situation and weren't like trying

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to put people in different spots than they had a whole thing last year.

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This year was all organized.

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Well, you know why?

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You had said the guy from Tuscany.

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Don, Don from Tuscany.

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He is now over there managing and it's definitely a much, a much more smoothly run operation.

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You were noticing stuff like that.

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I wasn't really.

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Well, I was noticing him around the entire time.

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He was there every day.

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Every night.

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He was really nice people out.

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He was a definitely a good, good addition to the EDR.

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It seemed to be very well organized.

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But yeah, so it was fun.

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So Friday we get there.

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Friday night was actually a really fun night.

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Friday night we got there and well, if we got there Friday afternoon, we went there

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like two.

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We had some other friends that we hadn't hung out with in a while.

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I think since New Year's, right?

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So they were there, they had just gotten there too.

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We were all waiting for our rooms kind of just chilling.

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We were showing them around because they had never been there.

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And then we, well, originally you wanted to like go to our Tiki bars and do that.

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And I'm like, it's sunny.

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I really want to get in the pool.

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Like let's do that.

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And you were like, we're never going to leave if we stay.

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And I'm like, I think we will because there's always a lull.

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And I know this.

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There's always a lull around like.

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Our shoe fucking is fine.

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I am five, six o'clock where people are either napping, eating.

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Or they go out to dinner.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And then so it's like the, it's in between.

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It's the unofficial in between the day party and the night party.

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And that's kind of what happens because they, this EDR does also partner with Copa, which

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is a nightclub in Palm Springs.

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And so some people will just go get ready for that and then go out.

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So there's always that lull.

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So I was like, let's do like we're here.

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It's sunny.

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It's beautiful.

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Like let's go out into the pool.

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So we did that, which was a lot of fun.

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We did all the pool stuff.

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Then we took a break from that.

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I can't think of anything that happened Friday afternoon.

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You're asking me to remember.

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I'm like almost a week ago.

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Almost a week ago.

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I don't think anything happened Friday afternoon.

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I feel like we just drank.

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We had some good cocktails.

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We got acclimated.

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We got our rooms.

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Got unpacked.

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Got unpacked.

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Set up our bar.

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Which if you check out our Tik Tok, if you search sweet side of life podcast, you should

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at some point be uploading some photos from the weekend.

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Yeah, I'll do that.

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I was waiting for you to post the podcast.

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Oh, shit.

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I was.

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I'm gonna sneeze.

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Anyway, so we then we got dressed, unfortunately, and then went to, oh, I know it was so funny

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about not funny, but fantastic about EDR is that we were both in the pool and our friends

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who had just gone there.

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They took them a little bit longer to get acclimated.

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I mean, in their defense, their room got cleaned slightly after ours.

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They got into the room a little bit later than us.

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But I think there was a lot of nervous running around unnecessarily because I felt like it

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took a really long time to get into the pool.

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And I know that feeling, right?

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Like it was their first time, I think being at any kind of resort like this.

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First time they've done New Year's Eve.

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And then I think some eating.

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Some parties, but yeah, and they were saying for the first time there, it's it's it's a

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lot.

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And I think they were saying for the most part, they they do seven night.

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So I think it's their first like daytime type.

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Everything's easier under the cloak of dark darkness.

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But it's a lot of fun in the sun too.

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There's a lot of fun in the sun too.

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So anyway, I don't know if it was really that or if it just really took them that long to

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set up everything, but there seemed to be a lot of running around.

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They kept walking by were like, guys, the party's over here.

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So we were talking about whether or not Catwoman was going to get into the pool topless or

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not.

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And when we had previously talked to them, she had said no.

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She didn't think she was going to be a little.

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So she didn't.

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She's like, no, I need darkness.

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And you're like, you have a fantastic body.

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Like great tips.

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Like just go.

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Like just do it.

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But I think it was a little bit of peer pressure.

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So once you're in the pool, you're kind of deciding like, is she going to do it?

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Is she going to do it?

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And at first I was like, I don't know.

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And then I'm like, I think she will actually because there was a lot of people who were

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always literally one person in the pool with their top on.

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So and they were in that room long enough.

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I have a feeling there was some shots for sure.

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But so when she got in the pool, it was like, yeah.

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And then there was another couple that we've seen there every major holiday that come from

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up north and they, she normally has her top on until the night fall.

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And then this time I was like, babe, she has come in with her top off.

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Like that's so.

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Guns blazing.

273
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Yeah.

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I'm like, that's, I'm like, that's so great.

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Like I just, I like when women feel confident enough in themselves to just be themselves

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and be there and do, you know what I mean?

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Like I just like.

278
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I enjoy all of that.

279
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I know.

280
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You just like Santidis.

281
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I just like, you know me, I love a confident woman.

282
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So when that, when they exude that and I know they're fighting internally, that's hot.

283
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And that's what I said.

284
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I'm like, I'm trust me.

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I have all of the, you know, that's what I told Batman and Catwoman when we were talking

286
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about it.

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Cause we, when they came in, I said, you know, oh my God, you decided to go top off.

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And she's like, yeah, I mean, what else would I do?

289
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Like everybody else in here.

290
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Like you look great.

291
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And I'm just like, I like for me, I'm just like, of course we all have our insecurities.

292
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Everybody has insecurities.

293
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The most fit person, the hottest person you can think of for sure has insecurities, you

294
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know, but it's like overcoming those and just feeling confident.

295
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And I just, I was so happy to see that.

296
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So that was exciting and like it was her and then the other girl was like, oh my God,

297
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everybody.

298
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I love it.

299
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But, um, so yeah, so we did the pool and then we went and then we, we went with them to

300
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our Tiki bar that we like had Tiki.

301
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Oh, we talked to the waiter there who, so our normal bartender was not there.

302
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But there was a waiter who always is there, we've seen him multiple times and he's always

303
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just this sassy little like, he's just always has something to say about something.

304
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And he, he was like, he came to our table and we sat in an area we'd never sit in because

305
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normally we're at the bar, but he came to our table.

306
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He's like, um, clearly he knew who we were because he was like, I have to tell you guys

307
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something that I can't tell you right now.

308
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And we were like, yeah, we're sitting, yeah.

309
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So he kept looking to see and I don't know why the conversation, why it's even started,

310
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but he's like, I have to tell you something.

311
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And then finally it was like, can you tell us now?

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He's like, yes.

313
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He's like, he's like, I really, he's like, I, my husband had set up.

314
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I really wanted for my 50th birthday, a 50 man Bukaki.

315
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And he's like, I got, he's like, I got 45.

316
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And lined up and he's like, my husband, we got 45 guys lined up and then he's like,

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we were recruiting their other five and he's like, and then COVID hit and so they couldn't

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do it.

319
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And I was like, oh my gosh, that's so sad.

320
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I said, where's, where's your next one?

321
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He's like, my next one is 60.

322
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I'm going to be, he's like, I'm 56.

323
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It's good.

324
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I'm going to be 60 or whatever.

325
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I mean, that's not math doesn't add up because it's only 2024, but yeah, your math and his

326
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maybe he said I was 54.

327
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Maybe he's like, I'm 54.

328
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And I think his, I think he's saying his next big one is 60.

329
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,560
Yeah, maybe 40, 50, 60.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Like you can do 55.

332
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I was like, yeah, I was like, do 55 or whatever, like, or do 60.

333
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Like who cares?

334
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Anyway, it was just funny.

335
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So I hope he gets his, I hope he gets it too.

336
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55 or 60.

337
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I do too.

338
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,040
But yeah, he was so excited yet so bummed.

339
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Three.

340
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,320
But I have no idea how with how that conversation came to play.

341
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:53,240
I don't know either, but it was so funny that something that was said that triggered it.

342
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,440
And I don't know, but what was funny is that we were not sober at that time.

343
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,440
We were not sober.

344
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We were not even close to sober.

345
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So yeah.

346
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,040
So I don't remember why we started talking about that, but I said, oh my God, it's so

347
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,520
funny that you said that.

348
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:12,560
It's like, it's all like I talk about blue cocky all the time because I don't.

349
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:18,080
But like, I recently just joking with one of my friends.

350
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:22,920
She had said something about somebody saying she was her best friend and she's like, oh,

351
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best friend.

352
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,960
And I was like, I said, I texted her back and I was like, people just be thrown around

353
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,920
the word best friend, like come at a bukkake.

354
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Like, so I told him, I was like, oh my God, it's so weird that you bring that up because

355
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,200
literally two days ago, this is what I texted my friend.

356
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I'm like, I use it as an analogy.

357
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,000
I'm like, why is this word now in my vocabulary?

358
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Like every day.

359
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Yeah, don't overuse it.

360
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:58,600
But anyway, so then we went back to the pool after that and it was jacuzzi time and there

361
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,760
was no music.

362
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,160
The music was in and out all day actually that day.

363
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160
Yeah.

364
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,120
They were having issues or whatever.

365
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:12,400
For the techie people, they have a Sonos system set up, which is a Wi-Fi based and Sonos released

366
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:18,480
an app a couple of weeks ago and it's caused all kinds of problems for people.

367
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,520
And that's what they were, the issue they were having there was dropouts and that's

368
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,320
their main music system.

369
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,320
Yeah.

370
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:34,560
So anyway, so you being who you are, problem solver in the jacuzzi, the jacuzzi problem

371
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,480
solver, you're like, well, let me go get my music.

372
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,480
So you brought your speaker out there and you were the DJ, which brought all kinds of

373
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attention your way.

374
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,600
I hated it so much.

375
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,800
You hated it so much.

376
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,960
I know.

377
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:55,560
So there was one woman there and she wanted, well, her and another person wanted something

378
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,840
Diana.

379
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:58,840
Dirty Diana.

380
00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,840
Dirty Diana.

381
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Michael Jackson.

382
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,720
So you, you go back, you like come back and I'm like, they want this song Dirty Diana

383
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,680
and she says she'll do a whole dance to it if you play it.

384
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:15,200
So she got up on the side of the jacuzzi, but as naked mind you doing this whole like

385
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:22,240
grinding the floor, like grinding the ground in like different yoga poses.

386
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,240
Yeah.

387
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,800
It was erotic yet confusing.

388
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
Super.

389
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,800
Yeah.

390
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Both.

391
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800
So she did that.

392
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,680
And then, then all of a sudden she's over in your space.

393
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680
She like flew across the jacuzzi.

394
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680
Yeah.

395
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680
And pushed me down.

396
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680
Yeah.

397
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,560
And you had no idea what was going on.

398
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560
Had no idea.

399
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,560
It was so.

400
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560
You didn't know she was coming.

401
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,560
You're like, oh, there she is.

402
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,120
She was like a grasshopper.

403
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120
Yeah.

404
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,600
She flew, she went from the one side of the jacuzzi.

405
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600
She did.

406
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
Doing her yoga stuff.

407
00:18:52,600 --> 00:19:02,680
And then she flew across and basically grinding my face in a 69 and then some back bend stuff.

408
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,680
Yeah.

409
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680
Push-ups I think were involved.

410
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,960
And at this point I don't even think you had said anything to her.

411
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,680
I had no conversation except for the song request.

412
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680
Yeah.

413
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,240
Because you, well you weren't even there for the song request.

414
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,720
You would step away and then when you came back I was like, hey, they want this song.

415
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,280
So literally you hadn't zero interaction.

416
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,760
You're like, I don't want to, I don't know who she's with.

417
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,760
I don't know what she's doing.

418
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760
I don't want to tell.

419
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,760
There's nothing, same question.

420
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760
Yeah, exactly.

421
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:30,440
So you're just like hands off while she's basically got her starfish in your face.

422
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,440
In your nose.

423
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,520
Like just doing a whole thing.

424
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,120
You're like, I'm not mad at it but I don't know what's going on.

425
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,880
She didn't ask me if that was okay.

426
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,040
She definitely did not.

427
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040
It was.

428
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,040
Spoiler alert.

429
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,360
It was just fine.

430
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,360
It was just fine.

431
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,360
Yeah.

432
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,920
But yeah, it kind of, yeah, that took me.

433
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,920
Yeah.

434
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,240
Took me for a, yeah.

435
00:19:55,240 --> 00:20:01,120
And then there was another girl in the jacuzzi who was very drunk and she kept going, I want

436
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:06,760
to sing a song but I'm so dirty and by the music I like is so dirty.

437
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,280
And we're like, what the fuck do you listen to that's so dirty.

438
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,280
I'm like try me.

439
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,280
Yeah, try me.

440
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,520
And then what is she?

441
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,920
It was like, it was like some like 90s rap.

442
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:24,960
She couldn't even, like I got, I held my phone out and Spotify and she, she was ultimately

443
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,120
never able to tell me the song but it was so dirty.

444
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,120
Yeah.

445
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:34,880
I think, I played, maybe I played a wop or something like that.

446
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,080
You did play wop.

447
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,280
And she was like, oh yeah.

448
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,120
But then she like danced to like.

449
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,160
No, but the one, I think the one before that was, it was some 90s rap.

450
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,160
Yeah, I don't know.

451
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,160
It was just, it wasn't that dirty.

452
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,160
She wasn't as dirty as she is.

453
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160
Exactly.

454
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,600
I was like, what?

455
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,160
She was more drunk than dirty.

456
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
She was very drunk.

457
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,160
I think in her, I think in her head she was like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just tramp.

458
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160
Oh yeah.

459
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,280
I'm like, girl, you requested Backstreet Boys.

460
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Yeah.

461
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,400
It's not that crazy.

462
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,520
She probably has dirty music taste on her.

463
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,680
Like, I don't know, card game.

464
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
I don't know.

465
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,680
League, but.

466
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,680
Her bowling league.

467
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,880
She, she plays the dirtiest music at her bowling league.

468
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,680
But yeah, I'm like, ugh.

469
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:24,480
But what's funny is her, her and her, her man were both like super fit.

470
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480
Super fit.

471
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,760
Our friends, our friend Batman.

472
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:31,280
He called them an alpha couple and they're like, what the fuck is that?

473
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,480
It was, it was like, I was so awkward.

474
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,240
And he's like, just two super fit people, like who are good looking.

475
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,720
And they're like, okay.

476
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,120
And I was like, I mean, is it a negative.

477
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,640
Is it a negative connotation or is it positive?

478
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,640
I don't know.

479
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,640
I don't know.

480
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640
I don't know.

481
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,200
I know our friend meant it positively, but I don't know that they took it that way.

482
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,960
They were kind of like, what the fuck does that mean?

483
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,800
Well, if they didn't, well, if they don't know what alpha means, like.

484
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:01,120
I think they know what, but I mean, also this generation has a lot of things that they're

485
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,280
saying alpha, sigma, whatever.

486
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,720
I don't know.

487
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,720
So I think that's why.

488
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:10,360
And then I think too, like there's terms in, in the lifestyle that you're kind of like,

489
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,680
wait, does that mean something else?

490
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,280
I don't really know what you're saying.

491
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,800
Plus she was super drunk.

492
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,000
He didn't seem as drunk.

493
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,200
He remembered us the next day.

494
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,520
I don't think she did.

495
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:26,240
The next day they had a cabana next to us and either if she did remember us, then she

496
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,520
was just purposely not looking our way because she was ashamed.

497
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,360
I think she's super shy probably normally and she was really drunk and she was just

498
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:38,360
coming out of her shell and having a good time, you know, and especially I don't know

499
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360
her.

500
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:43,640
I mean, I don't know her, so I don't know, but I know people who, I know people who take

501
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,960
very good care of themselves and are very prideful on how they look.

502
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:52,800
And she did make mentions about her age and oh my gosh, and kind of like, seemed like that

503
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,480
was a concern of hers, even though it shouldn't have been because she looked great.

504
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:03,320
But sometimes like they, when they're not drinking, they have this persona.

505
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,960
They kind of feel like they have to put on when it's like, strip it away.

506
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,360
Like who cares, you know, live it, live your life.

507
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,520
But yeah, so I don't know if that's what it was.

508
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,120
That's the next day she was just very much in her back into her shell, whereas the night

509
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,680
before she was just like, living her best life and she was a good fucking time.

510
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,080
Yeah, she should have kept drinking.

511
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,280
Yeah, we actually, I didn't see them towards, he came over.

512
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,480
I think I told you this, he came over, I think he would step away, but he was, when I was

513
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,880
in the sitting in the cabana and just was like, Hey, like, how are you guys?

514
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880
I'm like, how are you guys feeling?

515
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,360
He's like, Oh, she's a mess.

516
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,360
Like she's still hungover.

517
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,440
Like she's feeling terrible this morning and I'm like, it's like, I'm good.

518
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,080
He's like, it's good to hang out with you guys.

519
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,600
I know he remembered us, but like I said, she might have, also she might have just not

520
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,960
been feeling good the next day if she drank that much and she's not used to it.

521
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,440
I also look a lot different in the daylight than I do in the darkness.

522
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,440
Oh, God.

523
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,440
Ridiculous.

524
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,000
But anyway, so.

525
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:11,240
So anyway, so then you got a dirty Diana on the, no, first you went down on Catwoman.

526
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,080
She was first, I think so.

527
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,080
That sounds right.

528
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080
Yeah.

529
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:22,840
So you got Catwoman on the side of the Jacuzzi, you went down on her and then she was like,

530
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,840
Oh, you're good at that.

531
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:31,560
And then, and then dirty Diana came over and I don't know if she was saying something and

532
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,720
you're like, can I, like, can I, you know, go down on your whatever you said to her?

533
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:40,080
And she was like, you can, but just so you know, if you're not good at it and I'm not

534
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,920
enjoying it, I'm going to push you away.

535
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,200
And you were like, say less challenge accepted.

536
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,080
I'm very competitive.

537
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,080
Yeah.

538
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,360
So then she was like very much into it.

539
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,760
And then you were like, okay, I'm done.

540
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,520
I could tell you were very much into it too, but it was the competitive side of you that

541
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,680
was I also gained the control back.

542
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,240
I needed to take the power back.

543
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,240
So when she.

544
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240
The power.

545
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,600
Exactly when she made that, that, that whole little speech, I'm like, okay, yeah, I can

546
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,960
see where this is going to go.

547
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,320
So she said it wasn't like, it wasn't mean.

548
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,320
It was a dickie.

549
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,320
It was playful.

550
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320
Yeah, it was playful.

551
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,320
And I get it.

552
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,000
Like if they're not enjoying it, please, I'm not, you know, I'm doing this for clearly

553
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,280
like both our enjoyments.

554
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:30,320
If you're not enjoying it, please stop with me, you know, but it was just very much like,

555
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,000
okay, like very direct.

556
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,920
And I just realized this is going to go into a second episode.

557
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,840
You were, you were asking me, are we going to have enough to talk about?

558
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,080
I'm like, we're going to, we were there for three days.

559
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,920
Yeah, we're going to have to split this up clearly.

560
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,920
Yeah.

561
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:54,240
But, uh, so anyway, so I put her up on the edge and I went on down for like maybe 20

562
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,640
seconds and she's kind of like, okay, okay.

563
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,280
And then I reached up and I grabbed a boobish.

564
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280
Yeah.

565
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,200
And that was her, her thing.

566
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:09,240
And once I felt her kind of melt and she's like, oh yeah, then I'm like, and we're done.

567
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,960
You're such a dick.

568
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,560
It wasn't supposed to be a, uh, it wasn't supposed to be a full game.

569
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,560
Just a quick tease.

570
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,480
And like I said, once I, I felt her soak, like soak up the moment, I'm like, and we're

571
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,480
done.

572
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,480
Yeah.

573
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,480
Later she said, as soon as you touch my titties, I was like, okay.

574
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,480
Yeah.

575
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480
And I walked away.

576
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,360
And I walked away.

577
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,840
I dropped the mic.

578
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,640
And then I played her song again.

579
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,640
Exactly.

580
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,400
So that was a, that was a fun night.

581
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,320
What else happened on Friday night?

582
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:46,600
Um, I think that's, I mean, there was a lot of just, just kind of randomness.

583
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Yeah.

584
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,520
Bullshitting and doing random things.

585
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:56,440
I don't think, I don't think I did anything on Friday.

586
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,840
I might have made out.

587
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,840
Oh, I made out.

588
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Oh yeah.

589
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,840
Wait.

590
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:08,720
There was another couple there, uh, Friday night, but we didn't end up, oh no, that was,

591
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,720
that was that couple.

592
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,080
Jirty Diana's man.

593
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080
I made out with him.

594
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,080
Oh, you did?

595
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,080
Yeah.

596
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Well, I think while you were at some point, you were, I think you were with her.

597
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,600
Uh, okay.

598
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,600
I would have to recognize them.

599
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Yeah.

600
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,600
I don't really.

601
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
Who's bald?

602
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Oh yeah.

603
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Yeah.

604
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:35,280
I was trying to figure out who he was attached to, but it was her.

605
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:42,440
Um, yeah, and, uh, but I don't, I didn't do anything else.

606
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,080
I don't think that night.

607
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,920
I think I might have, I think I kissed Batman, but I don't think it was like a deep make-out

608
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,920
session.

609
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,640
I was like, I mean, the thing is we had so much to drink.

610
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,640
Yeah.

611
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,640
So.

612
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,640
And that's the first day too.

613
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,120
You're kind of like, want to go easy.

614
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,560
Don't dive in easy.

615
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560
Exactly.

616
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,480
So yeah, we, that was day one.

617
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:09,680
And then I don't, I don't know.

618
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,320
I can't think of anything else that we did that day.

619
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,600
I feel like then we just.

620
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:22,760
So rolling into Saturday, we, um, couple things, a couple turn of events.

621
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,080
Earlier in a week, we had, uh, some friends that were going to come up and.

622
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,080
Just for the day.

623
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,920
They didn't have a room there.

624
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:37,360
So they asked if we wanted to go in on a cabana for Saturday, which is the big day.

625
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,480
And we said, yes, sure.

626
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:45,640
But then, um, the day before, uh, they ended up getting sick and they're, the whole family

627
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,200
got sick and unfortunately they had to cancel, right?

628
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:55,160
But we had another friend, uh, and his wife that were coming up for the day as well.

629
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,160
Yeah.

630
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,160
They only had a date.

631
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,040
So we found out they did the whole weekend, but they weren't staying on site.

632
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,360
So and all our other friends that we had there were on site.

633
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,360
Yes.

634
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360
Yeah.

635
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,560
And it was her birthday.

636
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,880
So they ended up taking over the cabana.

637
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,440
So we had a nice cabana all set up for Saturday.

638
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,440
That worked out pretty nice.

639
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,640
I think moving forward, I think I want to do that again.

640
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,640
It was kind of nice.

641
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,160
It really wasn't that expensive, especially whenever we're there with friends, I know

642
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,480
people would split it with us if we really wanted them to.

643
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,480
Yeah.

644
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,000
And even like, um, Batman and Catwoman when we were telling, we were going to go in.

645
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Yeah.

646
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,440
It's like, oh, and they had a room like right on the pool too.

647
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,120
But they were like, Oh, if you guys need us to, we're like, Oh no, we didn't finish

648
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,120
the story.

649
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,640
We found somebody to split it with us, but you guys are more than welcome to hang out

650
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,640
in there.

651
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,560
It's not like it's like, you know, like we're exclusive or whatever.

652
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,560
I forgot.

653
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:53,160
We've got to say we actually met a couple on Friday afternoon, um, that we had previously

654
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,680
met at my birthday.

655
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,360
Um, but they, but I was, I told them, I'm like, I'm so sorry.

656
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360
I'm so terrible.

657
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:08,080
Like things like this, unless I've like really engaged with you, like it's so hard for me

658
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,760
to remember, especially my birthday.

659
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,760
There were so many people there and even they said that they're like, there was a ton of

660
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,760
people there.

661
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,760
It was a really good time.

662
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,760
We met them on Saturday.

663
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,760
No, I thought we met them on.

664
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,000
I think it was Saturday because they were, they only came up for the day.

665
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,120
No, cause we met them and it was before Mr. and Mrs. fun time came and we all were in

666
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,080
the pool and we're like, when are Mr. and Mrs. fun time getting here?

667
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,640
They said they were going to get here at, um, that's right.

668
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,640
That's right.

669
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,640
That's right.

670
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,640
Okay.

671
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,640
Yeah.

672
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,640
Yeah.

673
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,960
So we were all, so it gave us time to kind of these weekends just blend into a mess of

674
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:50,160
daylight and daylight and not daylight moves and takes, but, um, yeah.

675
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:56,560
So we met them that first day cause again, they were, uh, friends of Mr. and Mrs. fun

676
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,560
time.

677
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:03,360
And, um, anyway, so they said, oh yeah, we met you at your birthday and I was like,

678
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360
I'm so sorry.

679
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,440
Like I, my birthday was a blur.

680
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440
I don't remember either.

681
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
Yeah.

682
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,480
My birthday was a blur and then they had been to a less party.

683
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,480
Yes.

684
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,000
Um, but I also, I don't know if we actually talked at the less party or not.

685
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,800
I feel like I would have remembered them.

686
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,120
Like, but I don't know.

687
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,720
I mean, now it probably was a quick interaction or whatever.

688
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,720
Typically, yeah.

689
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:32,640
Unless there's like kind of a prearranged meeting at the less parties, we're going

690
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,200
a thousand different directions.

691
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,360
And most of the time, unless it's me saying, Hey, there's a new couple coming.

692
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,360
They want to meet us.

693
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,360
Yeah.

694
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,200
It's just, it's a free for all ones who get in there.

695
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200
So it really is.

696
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200
And we're both separate.

697
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,200
Plus wasn't it the Christmas time one?

698
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,200
Yeah.

699
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,640
So that was many months ago.

700
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,280
No, I don't know if it was or not.

701
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,760
But anyway, it was, uh, and at the less parties were both like in separate, like doing separate

702
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:06,480
directions, like we're just all in different rooms, not rooms, but different directions

703
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,480
running around.

704
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,320
But anyway, so I was actually really glad we got to meet them cause they have, um, they're

705
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,640
a really cool couple and have a pool.

706
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,640
They do have a pool.

707
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:21,360
Um, but I guess they frequent EDR, but they just do day passes.

708
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,360
Yeah.

709
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,280
But they ended up being there every day.

710
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,000
So originally they were just going to be there Friday and Saturday.

711
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,040
And then on Sunday, you were like, I think that's so and so.

712
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,560
And I was like, no, they said they weren't coming back on today.

713
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,280
I recognized it looked like his head and his haircut.

714
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,280
Yeah.

715
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,320
And then it looked like he has a really nicely groomed beard.

716
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320
And it looked like her butt.

717
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,320
Yeah.

718
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,320
And it was a really great butt.

719
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320
It was from far away.

720
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:54,080
So I was like, I, I don't know, but if that's not them, I want to meet them.

721
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,080
Yeah.

722
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,080
Cause hey, why not?

723
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,800
That was on Sunday morning.

724
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800
Yeah.

725
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800
But yeah.

726
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,000
So they, so we met them on Friday, which was a really nice surprise.

727
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,200
Um, cause we ended up doing some, a little bit of play, which we'll probably talk about

728
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,200
on the next episode.

729
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,440
On Saturday night with them.

730
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:17,160
And now we're going to go to their pool just kidding.

731
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:25,000
But um, so now we're on Saturday morning, but one thing we brought our podcast table.

732
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Yeah.

733
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:31,560
With the intention on doing some live interview, not live, but interviews.

734
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,840
Yeah.

735
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,880
And we did one.

736
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,480
We did because it was so hard to pull ourselves away.

737
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,960
Cause when we did, when we did pull ourselves away, it was to eat.

738
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,960
Cause literally that was like,

739
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,400
Just to eat and make drinks.

740
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
Yeah.

741
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:51,000
And P which you'll see, um, once you upload a tiktok, you'll, we have a photo of us in

742
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,120
front of our podcast table and that ended up being like the bar and also advertisement.

743
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,120
Cause you could actually look through our, our front doors and you could see, I saw a

744
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,520
lot of people kind of like, yeah, in their heads and stuff.

745
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,000
So it ended up being like a cool advertisement, cool conversation starter for a few people

746
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,640
asked about, and what is that?

747
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,640
And then some people were there.

748
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,840
Who listened, who were there?

749
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,600
So they, yeah, there was a bunch of people that were like, they were wanted to do interviews

750
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,880
and we only did one.

751
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,320
What I'm going to do is not right now, but in a little bit, I'm going to drop that,

752
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,800
uh, that interview in here and you'll be able to listen to it.

753
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:32,000
So I just wanted to preface it with, we had wanted to do a bunch of these, but it didn't

754
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
work out that way.

755
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
It didn't work out.

756
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Maybe.

757
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,240
So since you're going to drop it into this one, I would like to just say what happened

758
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,320
around that since we're on Saturday.

759
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320
Yeah.

760
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:49,080
So if you've been listening, you will know that Mr. Sweets has been discussing on his

761
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,040
bucket list is a triple blow job.

762
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,440
Triple triple.

763
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:03,120
And so we were inside of our room and like I said, it was Mr. Fun Times birthday, actual

764
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,120
birthday.

765
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,640
I'm pretty sure it was the actual day of his birthday.

766
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:13,040
And we were kind of talking about that and then we happened to have four people in the

767
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:19,280
room during the time we were doing the podcast and just talking and saying happy birthday

768
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,960
and all the things.

769
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:27,080
So he actually got a quad, is it a quad job?

770
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,480
Quad blow job?

771
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,160
No, what quad's five?

772
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,080
No, quad is four.

773
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,400
One, two, three, four, five, six.

774
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,520
It's not Spanish, but like a quad, like if you ride a quad, it has, because it has four

775
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,520
wheels.

776
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,520
Yeah, you're right.

777
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520
I do.

778
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,520
Yeah, I know.

779
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,240
So did he get his first or mine first?

780
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:52,960
He got his first and then then basically the only, the reason why you only got three

781
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,720
instead of four is because him and his wife left.

782
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,720
Ah.

783
00:35:58,720 --> 00:35:59,720
Yeah.

784
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:05,520
And then the remaining three of us who were already part of his in the room.

785
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:11,480
So, um, so yeah, he got his, so we, I think we did, yeah, we did the podcast.

786
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:19,320
We, with them, we, um, then we did his four way birthday blow job.

787
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:25,360
And then, um, and then I think we were like, and then it was like, oh, you haven't gotten

788
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:30,000
your three way you've been wanting, and so then you got your three way.

789
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,280
We had a, we had a new girl in there that we just, yeah.

790
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,200
So there was a new girl that we had just met that was, we were hanging out with.

791
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:43,800
Um, she got to, she got to, I got to, I got to have her participate.

792
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800
Yeah.

793
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,240
Weird way of saying it.

794
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,240
So yeah.

795
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,680
So you got your three way, but now you're like, well, fuck that.

796
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,680
I need a four way.

797
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,440
If Mr. Fun Time can have a four way.

798
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Right.

799
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,440
I think I'm gonna get to five.

800
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,520
We're just skipping over.

801
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,600
I don't, I don't think I have enough room on the stick for five, but it's like, it's

802
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,200
not even just the amount of room on someone's dick.

803
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,800
It's like all the heads in one space.

804
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,080
I was part of both of them and it's kind of like, I think, I think it just ends up being

805
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,400
girls making out.

806
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,680
I think that's totally fine.

807
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,160
I think for the five, I think I need to be on my back.

808
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:24,320
Cause then that, that leaves legs and that leaves more like direct from under like versus

809
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:29,240
trying to like, like go underneath like you're trying to eat nuts from a tree.

810
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,240
Yeah.

811
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,560
It'll be, I think it's better access.

812
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Right.

813
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,720
That's what I think.

814
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,560
So we're testing your theory next time.

815
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:47,400
So this Saturday we were going to Athena's, Athena's affair, which is a huge house party

816
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,920
in Fontana, California, which is Southern California.

817
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,960
They are having their like summer open in party.

818
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,040
It's an 80s, 90s, 2000s throwback retro party.

819
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,520
They have a band, the DJ.

820
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,480
And if you haven't been, it's a huge house.

821
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,040
The whole backyard set up like a resort.

822
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:16,720
It's got multiple cabanas, multiple bars, a stage for the DJ, big dance floor area, multiple

823
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,960
playrooms, cabanas.

824
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:18,960
You can run.

825
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,480
It's, it's a awesome layout.

826
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,800
So we're going there.

827
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,120
This Saturday, which is June 1st.

828
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,120
So a couple of days from now.

829
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,320
So if you see us, say hi.

830
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:37,560
And if you want to be part of the five, five way, just let us know.

831
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,160
Introduce yourself.

832
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,320
Yeah.

833
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,320
But um, yeah.

834
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,960
So, um, what else was, what was going on Saturday?

835
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,800
So Saturday, I also, during the day, we had friends that came in.

836
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,640
First off, let, let everybody know that I, uh, I twisted up my back on Friday.

837
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,920
Oh, was that on Friday?

838
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,000
I heard it earlier in the week at work.

839
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,960
Just kind of twenched it, but then Friday loading in our, in our bar.

840
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960
Yeah.

841
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,640
I picked it up, but I must have twisted it.

842
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,440
I'm playing the smallest violin for you right now.

843
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440
As you should.

844
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,440
And, uh, I fucked up my back.

845
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Yeah, you did.

846
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,440
Which sucks.

847
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,440
I know.

848
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
It didn't stop me, but it sucks.

849
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,120
No, which is why I was like, we need to get in the pool.

850
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,120
Right.

851
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,120
We need to get in the pool and waitlist.

852
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,360
But then later Saturday.

853
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,360
Oh yeah.

854
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,620
So Saturday, Saturday was the party party.

855
00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:30,780
Something about tall men and women,

856
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:31,780
Tall men in the pool.

857
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:32,780
Climb them.

858
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,560
Small women want to climb them.

859
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,240
I'm six feet, nothing crazy, but I'm taller than most.

860
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,440
A lot of guys, yeah.

861
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:47,080
So there was, uh, which we now, we later found out she was the mayor of FuckTown and friends

862
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,320
with dirty Diana.

863
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,320
Yes.

864
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,320
That's old school.

865
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:55,320
who was the mayor of Fuckdown gave her reign to Dirty Diana.

866
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,280
That's from Freedom Maker's Resort.

867
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,660
What's funny is, so on Friday is when I met Dirty Diana,

868
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:09,000
which is not her real name by the way,

869
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,400
just so we all know who it is.

870
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,080
And that's the name of the Michael Jackson.

871
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,440
And that's the nickname that we're giving her.

872
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,600
We know her actual name,

873
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,200
but I'm not gonna throw it out there.

874
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,640
But we met her Friday and had no idea who she was.

875
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,960
Come to find out, she was like the main shot girl

876
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,200
running all around the pool.

877
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,480
I was like, oh, I know that, that was boobies.

878
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,480
I think they participate in a lot of the,

879
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,640
I mean, they're active in the community obviously.

880
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,640
And they've been active in the community for a while.

881
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,480
The mayors.

882
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,480
Yeah.

883
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,000
So when F.A., when Freedom Maker's The Resort was open,

884
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,880
they had an unofficial mayor of Fucktown,

885
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,960
who is the woman that was climbed you

886
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,240
and was having you swing her all around the pool,

887
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,880
like in this like, mermaid dance.

888
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,720
So like.

889
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:58,560
Let me preface this.

890
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,040
I'm standing there talking to people.

891
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:06,040
Again, no consent, no, hey, excuse me sir.

892
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,640
Can I climb you?

893
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,840
What is your name?

894
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,000
Do you mind if I climb you like a tree?

895
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,560
I was literally standing there.

896
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,240
All of a sudden this body was thrusted on my shoulders.

897
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,640
And this is why I talked about my back.

898
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,280
I'm like, my back's killing me.

899
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,280
I'm on.

900
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,120
My neck.

901
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:25,960
I'm on.

902
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,800
My back.

903
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,720
I'm on alcohol.

904
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,360
I'm on blue chews.

905
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,480
And I'm also on.

906
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,760
I reprofen 600.

907
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,520
Some 600 ibuproference.

908
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,160
Just trying to maintain.

909
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,720
And then this chick comes,

910
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,320
swing, lands on my shoulder and just like crawling

911
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,680
around my body like I was under attack.

912
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,000
And then Sony was like, just go with it.

913
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,840
She's on shrooms.

914
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,160
It was dirty Diana said that.

915
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,080
She's like, just go with it.

916
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,920
She's on shrooms.

917
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,040
He's like, okay.

918
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,880
And so.

919
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,160
She's like, carry me around.

920
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,000
Carry me around and present me to everybody.

921
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,080
So she was, you were carrying around.

922
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,200
Just our legs are wide.

923
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,040
I would like carry her to her couple

924
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,280
and then she would like open up her legs.

925
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,200
I'm like, okay.

926
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,520
So that went on for a few minutes

927
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,120
and that did not help my back.

928
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,920
Cause you know what they say, if you have a bad back,

929
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,320
carry people around the pool.

930
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,360
That's the best thing you could possibly do.

931
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,320
Yeah.

932
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,160
So,

933
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,160
so you did that.

934
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,520
I should send her my chiropractic

935
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,360
from earlier today.

936
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,200
You should.

937
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,040
You should.

938
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,400
Like, hey, that was a great time,

939
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,440
Mayor of Fucktown.

940
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,240
Do you want to go 50-50 on this?

941
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,080
Right.

942
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,360
We talked to her the next day

943
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,680
when she was a little more lucid,

944
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,280
which is when we found out she was the mayor of Fucktown

945
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,240
for freedom makers and really involved in the community.

946
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,560
And really when I found out Dirty Diana

947
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,320
was really involved in the community

948
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,360
and how far back she goes, you know?

949
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,400
So anyway, it was funny.

950
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Cause you're like, why does this always happen to me?

951
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,040
I mean, not that you're really complaining, are you?

952
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,360
No, like she was apologized in the next day

953
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,760
and I was like, I would not change it for the world.

954
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,120
Yeah, it was fun.

955
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,080
It was, it was fun.

956
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,640
I didn't, I didn't say my back, you know,

957
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,480
you hurt my back.

958
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,320
I was like, it was great.

959
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,600
And then she jumped on me again.

960
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:10,440
Yeah.

961
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,040
But in a much more controlled manner.

962
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,280
Right, cause she wasn't on trumps.

963
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,120
Yeah, so she, I was able to like,

964
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,520
I was, I think I was saying to her like,

965
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,920
when people jump on me like that,

966
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,600
I, I cup them like it's a bowling ball.

967
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,080
Like my fingers go like I'm bowling.

968
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,520
Stay right.

969
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,840
But, so yeah, that's Sunday.

970
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840
Let's keep going.

971
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,960
Yeah, so Saturday afternoon,

972
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,360
we had a bunch of people coming in,

973
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,120
like a bunch of friends that we knew

974
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,120
coming in just for the day.

975
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:41,960
Yeah.

976
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,960
And so we were kind of just all over the place with them.

977
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,960
We had the cabana.

978
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,800
We had the cabana.

979
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,280
Yeah, we had, I decorated the cabana in the morning.

980
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,120
For the birthday girl.

981
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,960
For the birthday girl.

982
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,400
And then we really just, I mean,

983
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,080
the pool during the day is just like the Wild Wild West.

984
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,240
I mean, you're like telling me,

985
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,400
oh, you made out with this person.

986
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,360
You made out with that person.

987
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,200
Like I did.

988
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,760
I like half of them, I'm like,

989
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,840
oh yeah, I remember now.

990
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,480
And like, oh yeah, I did that.

991
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:20,480
And then like, yeah, but I, we had all of our friends,

992
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,360
for some reason we got in the jacuzzi,

993
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,200
which is so weird,

994
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,520
cause it really wasn't cold enough for the jacuzzi.

995
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,600
During the day we got in the jacuzzi.

996
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,440
Yeah.

997
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,000
And then.

998
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,840
I don't remember that.

999
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,640
Yeah, so really people weren't sitting in the jacuzzi

1000
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,680
because it really wasn't cool enough to be.

1001
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,080
It was like we're feet in sitting on the edge.

1002
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,520
And I think one of our friends had said to me,

1003
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,960
like who always says to me, he's like.

1004
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,800
Oh yeah, okay.

1005
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,080
Yeah, he's like, he's like something like,

1006
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,440
oh, I mean, cause everybody's naked and all the guy,

1007
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,320
like kind of a lot of the guys are sitting or whatever.

1008
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,800
Everybody's sitting over and all naked, they're dicks out.

1009
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,880
And he's like, says something,

1010
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:58,840
I think he says something like,

1011
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,320
oh, to give him a blow job or something like that.

1012
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,720
He's always down for that.

1013
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:04,840
So I was like, I was like,

1014
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,040
but you know what would be better?

1015
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,640
Because I have a lot of people that I know in the jacuzzi

1016
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,160
and some people I don't.

1017
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,360
I'm like, all the guys sit on the edge

1018
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,440
and all this girls are gonna go around Robin

1019
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,680
and do a round Robin blow job.

1020
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,520
It would not be the first time you suggested that.

1021
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,840
It was not the first time, it will not be the last.

1022
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,360
So then I like basically had all the guys around the edge

1023
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,080
of the jacuzzi and then all the women around.

1024
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,480
And then we all, like we would give a blow job

1025
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,640
for a little bit and then I'd say switch.

1026
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,920
And then we'd all rotate.

1027
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,240
And it's funny, the couple that we met the day before

1028
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,200
that we were talking about and has the pull,

1029
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,080
we, he said his wife was like,

1030
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,800
where am I supposed to be going?

1031
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,880
And he was like, just counter, it's clockwise, go clockwise.

1032
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,720
Go to the next take.

1033
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,800
So then everybody did a full circle there.

1034
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,080
I ended up jumping out of that because I wasn't ready.

1035
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,920
Yeah.

1036
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,240
Like that was, it was brought upon me quite quickly.

1037
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,080
Yeah.

1038
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,560
And I kind of knew in my head,

1039
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,600
like I'm not going to be able to get hard right away.

1040
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,960
And I didn't want to disrupt the flow of traffic.

1041
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,800
It wouldn't have though,

1042
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,200
because there was another guy who didn't either.

1043
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,040
I don't know, I was just,

1044
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,720
I mean, for me, I don't care.

1045
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,640
You know, for me, I just wanted it, if it's not fun for me.

1046
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,480
Yeah.

1047
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,320
Like I was just like,

1048
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,480
because you were overthinking it.

1049
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,600
I'm going to excuse myself from this particular,

1050
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,800
but I did make use of.

1051
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,600
Yeah. So you went to the girls.

1052
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:30,320
I went down and then I, while one girl was giving head

1053
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,160
to one another guy,

1054
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,120
I lifted her butt out of the water

1055
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,400
and I ate her out from the back while she's giving a guy.

1056
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,320
So I was, I was participating.

1057
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,160
In a different way.

1058
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,560
And then I went to the next dick just like everybody.

1059
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,920
I didn't know you did it.

1060
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,560
I did, did not.

1061
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,400
But yeah.

1062
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,120
So we did the round robin all the way around.

1063
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,040
And then it was funny because there was one couple in there

1064
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,800
who we, I didn't know the guy and the girl.

1065
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,640
And they were like,

1066
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,880
I think they had said something to somebody else who's like,

1067
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,280
they were like, I want to participate.

1068
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,000
And I get up on the side of the pool.

1069
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,240
Okay. Or on the side of the, okay.

1070
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,240
So then they ended up in there.

1071
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,320
And they were like, I think I was with him last.

1072
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,640
And then he was like, this was so much fun.

1073
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,840
Thank you so much.

1074
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,680
You're welcome.

1075
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,520
That's like.

1076
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,560
You like to create memories.

1077
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,000
Yeah. I'm like, hey, I'm here for the good time.

1078
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,040
That's why we go.

1079
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,120
Yeah. Exactly.

1080
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,560
So that was fun.

1081
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,320
And whoever missed it, you missed out.

1082
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,320
Cause it was probably, I would say six to eight people.

1083
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,520
Oh, I didn't know what you were.

1084
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,400
Yeah. I was trying to think how many people were in it.

1085
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,000
I went on for like four hours.

1086
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,040
It didn't go over four hours.

1087
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,640
Some locked y'all shit.

1088
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,960
Six to eight people.

1089
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,240
But actually, I don't even know when those friends left.

1090
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,000
I mean, we'll see them again.

1091
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,520
Oh, I do remember when some of them do.

1092
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,120
The ones that came from over this way.

1093
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,120
But I do remember when some of them did leave.

1094
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,440
Okay. Yeah.

1095
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:04,080
So it's, it's now 48 minutes in and we haven't barely even touched.

1096
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,120
You're like, big Ben, the time.

1097
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,680
No, I don't go over an hour.

1098
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:08,520
You know that.

1099
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,880
So what else did we do for?

1100
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Well, you're going to have to add in the podcast that we did earlier.

1101
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,360
We're going to end this episode here on midday Saturday.

1102
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,600
Yeah. That's what I'm trying to remember.

1103
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,600
Is there anything else super exciting?

1104
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,840
I think there was just a lot of making out.

1105
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,200
There was a good show.

1106
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,040
Yes. We're going to have to touch on that.

1107
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,440
I wanted to touch that.

1108
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,760
Yeah. You tried, you tried it and I was like, um, you may not enter that.

1109
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,880
I didn't try to not try to, but you were like, I want to go there.

1110
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,920
And I'm like, don't even go there.

1111
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,000
I clearly know you were obviously joking, but I'm like, do not enter into women.

1112
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,720
I'm like, I tried it too.

1113
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,920
Like two guys are just in chairs and then two women.

1114
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:43,960
I'm like, do not.

1115
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,720
The guys there with aren't even trying to get into that.

1116
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720
Exactly.

1117
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720
They need better.

1118
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,720
Little girl on girl.

1119
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,720
Yeah.

1120
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,960
So we're, we're like midday Saturday.

1121
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,280
So we're going to go ahead and cut it off here.

1122
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:02,680
After we let you go, we're going to play our one, uh, interview that we did.

1123
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680
This is the quickie.

1124
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,200
Mr. It's about eight minutes.

1125
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,680
It's Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time.

1126
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,280
But we introduced them in it.

1127
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,280
Yeah.

1128
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,480
They're good friends of ours and it was his birthday.

1129
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,480
His birthday voice.

1130
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,920
So we're going to finish this episode with that and then we'll, we'll see you guys here

1131
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:26,920
soon for part two of the eight part mini series.

1132
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:33,240
Okay.

1133
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:45,640
We are here with Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time and another person who chooses not to be.

1134
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,560
You're being too much.

1135
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,960
Hey, I want some pussy.

1136
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,960
Okay.

1137
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,480
There's plenty of pussy out there.

1138
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,280
There's much better options.

1139
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,120
Where's pussy controlled by Prince?

1140
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,840
It is Mr. Fun Time's birthday.

1141
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,360
Mr. Fun Time's birthday.

1142
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,360
Yes.

1143
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,640
And also we have another birthday girl in the house here today.

1144
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,360
But she would like to remain anonymous.

1145
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,520
What I need from you really quick is whoo whoo.

1146
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,520
Can we get a whoo whoo?

1147
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,520
No.

1148
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,800
She silently said no.

1149
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,160
She said no.

1150
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,160
They just got here.

1151
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,160
They're not drunk enough.

1152
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,160
No.

1153
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,800
But Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time are, I think.

1154
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,960
We've all been here for many hours now.

1155
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:35,640
Mrs. Fun Time and I got, got some body paint.

1156
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,960
Patriotic.

1157
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,640
I had a big dick on me.

1158
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Body.

1159
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,640
Yes.

1160
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,640
It was a very patriotic dick.

1161
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,640
It was America's dick.

1162
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:47,920
But then it came off in the pool.

1163
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,680
No, then he had saggy balls.

1164
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,680
I had saggy balls that were stripping off me.

1165
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,440
They were just stretching and staying off me.

1166
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,440
It was always.

1167
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,960
Now you have nothing to put America's spirit on your chest.

1168
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,880
Now I just have America's calm on me.

1169
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,440
So who was all the Stumb-Buy though?

1170
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,440
The world famous.

1171
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,440
Jeff, the body painter.

1172
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,440
Jeff.

1173
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440
We know him all the way back.

1174
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440
Had you been painted by Jeff before?

1175
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,440
I had not been painted before.

1176
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440
Really?

1177
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,880
No, but we did meet him in F.A. a long time ago.

1178
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,880
But you just didn't get painted?

1179
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,200
Just didn't get painted because I was extremely shy and very, I took my clothes off.

1180
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,320
I didn't even know you guys went to F.A. before.

1181
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,320
Yes.

1182
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,240
Honestly, till we literally, till we literally were talking today, I had no idea.

1183
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,240
And then you're like, oh yeah, we did this.

1184
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,240
And I was like, oh shit, okay.

1185
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,240
We probably encountered each other.

1186
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,240
Maybe.

1187
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240
I don't know.

1188
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,240
I think the time frames were different, right?

1189
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,240
Yeah.

1190
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,240
Yeah.

1191
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:38,040
I also had some more titties at that time.

1192
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,240
So you may not have recognized me.

1193
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,240
So did I.

1194
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:43,240
I was like, oh yeah, I'm a blonde hair.

1195
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:48,240
So I'm a whole different person.

1196
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,240
I'm shorter hair and smaller to be honest.

1197
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,240
I've since added a whole another person.

1198
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,240
It's all good.

1199
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,240
It's all good.

1200
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,240
But it's Mr. Fun Time's birthday.

1201
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,240
Do you want to say which birthday it is or no?

1202
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,240
Oh, he's proud.

1203
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,240
Like the golden or the silver.

1204
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,240
Or the number?

1205
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,240
The number?

1206
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,240
The number is about 40 seconds.

1207
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,240
40 seconds.

1208
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,240
Is it?

1209
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,240
Yes.

1210
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,240
Yeah, 40 seconds.

1211
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240
I know this is the same.

1212
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,240
I'm like, how old am I?

1213
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240
I don't know.

1214
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,240
I remember my 40 second birthday.

1215
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,240
Right?

1216
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,240
I'll play with that.

1217
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,240
He's falling in.

1218
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,240
So we're at ADR.

1219
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:29,240
We've actually stepped away from the pool, but we're having good fucking time.

1220
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,240
Amazing.

1221
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,240
You guys have never been here for Memorial Day?

1222
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,240
No, it's our first time.

1223
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,240
This is fantastic.

1224
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,240
It's a good time.

1225
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,240
We're coming next year for your birthday.

1226
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,240
We're doing your birthday here every year.

1227
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,240
Just have to do something with the kiddos, but sure.

1228
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,240
Every year.

1229
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,240
That's the normal thing.

1230
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:47,240
Every year.

1231
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,240
Mr. and Mrs. Fun Time, because we will be here.

1232
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,240
This is a blast.

1233
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,240
We now have our set shit.

1234
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,240
We're probably going to book next year today or tomorrow.

1235
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,240
The day before we leave.

1236
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,240
I got scoped out by someone.

1237
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,240
I was walking out of my room and the guy's like, how's room 205?

1238
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,240
I'm like, how's that room treating you?

1239
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:09,240
It's pretty great.

1240
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,240
It's pretty good.

1241
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,240
Do you have any?

1242
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,240
And he's like, is it spacious?

1243
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,240
And I'm like, how many people do you apply on having a party?

1244
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,240
If we're in the bed, does it matter?

1245
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,240
It's like 20 minutes of innuendo.

1246
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,240
He's like, I already booked next June.

1247
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,240
I'm just making sure.

1248
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,240
And I'm like, well, it is great to have.

1249
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,240
So he literally had booked it for June.

1250
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,240
And he's like looking in as I'm walking out.

1251
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,240
I'm like, would you like a tour?

1252
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,240
Sir.

1253
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,240
Would you like a tour?

1254
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:38,240
I'm about to put four people in 205 later.

1255
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
You know what I mean?

1256
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,240
Don't say last.

1257
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,240
That's funny.

1258
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,240
Disaster.

1259
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,240
Yeah, it was fun.

1260
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,240
But we're having a time.

1261
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,240
And now I think we want to get back to the party, right?

1262
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,240
Yeah, the pool.

1263
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,240
It's yearning in my name.

1264
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,240
I know.

1265
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,240
I can hear the bump, bump.

1266
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,240
I have to pee so I probably should get the pool here soon.

1267
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:55,240
Yeah, get in the pool to pee.

1268
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,240
That's a good plan.

1269
00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:00,240
All of the music has open requests time to do it all.

1270
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,240
You know what though?

1271
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,240
There you go.

1272
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,240
Last night he was playing the jam.

1273
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,240
You know, they say, Jack, again, the music show.

1274
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:13,240
Yeah, last night the music wasn't working so I took my phone and my speaker down there.

1275
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,240
And I was providing all of the music.

1276
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,240
He was the DJ.

1277
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,240
I was DJ this morning.

1278
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,240
It was silent as a grain.

1279
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,240
Yeah.

1280
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,240
I'm like speaker out music going.

1281
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,240
I was done.

1282
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:26,240
What's funny is everybody who was so fucking wasted last night, some of them don't remember

1283
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,240
meeting us.

1284
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,240
So I'm like, hey, they're like, hey.

1285
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,240
So I think that's my question.

1286
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,240
Does somebody need to stay up past 12.30?

1287
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:37,240
Yeah, you have to stay up past 12.30, friend.

1288
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,240
Well, it was super great to know you.

1289
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,240
But.

1290
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,240
Come on.

1291
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:47,240
Since we are on your podcast, I do have to say something.

1292
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,240
The first time we met you guys was here.

1293
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240
Yes, it was.

1294
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,240
That's that.

1295
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,240
Last year in April.

1296
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,240
Yeah, last year.

1297
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,240
Last year ago.

1298
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,240
A year ago.

1299
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:56,240
Really quick.

1300
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,240
Yeah.

1301
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,240
Let's talk about that.

1302
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:03,240
You're gonna say some shit about in and out.

1303
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:04,240
No.

1304
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:05,240
No.

1305
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:08,240
It was still taco.

1306
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,240
It was still taco.

1307
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,240
In and out.

1308
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,240
It was a shit ton of taco.

1309
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,240
It was.

1310
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,240
I thought it was shit ton of taco.

1311
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,240
That's what I do.

1312
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,240
Yeah.

1313
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,240
And you bought a still taco, then you left the pool.

1314
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,240
I did.

1315
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:20,240
And you got like tacos.

1316
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:24,240
And me and Mrs. Funtime looked at each other.

1317
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:27,240
We were like, you want a taco?

1318
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,240
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a Mexican mom.

1319
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,240
I'm like, I got you.

1320
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,240
Like if you're hungry, I got you.

1321
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,240
You left me sabotage.

1322
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,240
You like shook your asshole up in his junk.

1323
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,240
I did.

1324
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,240
He was all happy we go and left us with tacos.

1325
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,240
I was like, what the fuck.

1326
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:40,240
No, that was earlier in the day.

1327
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,240
And then we went to the red room.

1328
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,240
And then we went to the red room.

1329
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,240
Oh, that's right.

1330
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,240
But nobody remembers that because that was a hot mess.

1331
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,240
All you guys don't remember it.

1332
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240
I fucking remember it.

1333
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,240
I remember it.

1334
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,240
I remember it.

1335
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,240
I remember it.

1336
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,240
I remember it.

1337
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:54,240
I remember it.

1338
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,240
I remember it.

1339
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,240
I remember it.

1340
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,240
I remember portions of it.

1341
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,240
And then I remember running away because I got shook.

1342
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,240
But other than that, I'm good.

1343
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,240
There was no way there.

1344
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,240
We were all shook.

1345
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,240
Once the goats came in, it was weird.

1346
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,240
No, it was all the way.

1347
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,240
And then Whips and Jane.

1348
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:12,240
Well, Mr. Funtime has been like, why haven't we played?

1349
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,240
I'm like, we fucking played, brah.

1350
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,240
Yeah.

1351
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,240
Yes, brah.

1352
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,240
I'm like, we were in the red room.

1353
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,240
I guarantee you, I sucked your dick.

1354
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,240
I remember a trifecta and then another trifecta.

1355
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,240
Yeah.

1356
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,240
I was like, I was in the swing.

1357
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,240
We played.

1358
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,240
We haven't fought.

1359
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,240
But we played.

1360
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,240
I had to wipe my mustache off a few times.

1361
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,240
Yeah.

1362
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,240
Exactly.

1363
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,240
There might have been a few fingers flying.

1364
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,240
I don't know.

1365
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,240
I was like, we played.

1366
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:43,240
And that was before I bought you guys Del Taco.

1367
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,240
So I sucked your dick.

1368
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,240
Then I bought you food.

1369
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,240
Say less.

1370
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,240
Say less.

1371
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,240
Say less.

1372
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:54,240
I did.

1373
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,240
I sucked your dick and I bought you tacos.

1374
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,240
You're welcome.

1375
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:02,240
You got two gifts.

1376
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,240
Happy birthday to me.

1377
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,240
Happy birthday to you.

1378
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:10,240
Happy birthday to you.

1379
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,240
Happy birthday to you.

1380
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,240
Happy birthday Mr. Funtime.

1381
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,240
Happy birthday to you.

1382
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,240
Happy birthday Mr. Funtime.

1383
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,240
And the lady who would like to remain anonymous.

1384
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,240
Happy birthday to you.

1385
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,240
We got to get back in that pool.

1386
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,240
Yes.

1387
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,240
Before the sun goes down.

1388
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,240
We out?

1389
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,240
We out.

1390
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,240
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns

1391
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:44,240
and always keep shaking it up.

1392
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:50,240
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at thesweetsideoflifepodcastatoutlook.com

1393
00:57:50,240 --> 00:58:15,240
or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.