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We are back.
Still tired.
It is now Thursday.
It takes a lot longer to recover in our decrepit old age.
Speak for yourself.
I'm still a youngster.
So it's Thursday after Memorial Day weekend.
Both of us still trying to get our voices back.
I'm still a little raspy right now.
Your ears are pretty good.
Mine's better.
I was not great.
I was not doing great.
Which is a sign of a good time.
Exactly.
So this is going to be kind of our Memorial Day recap episode.
So, in case you didn't hear our last Quickie episode, we dropped one on Friday morning
on our way.
On the afternoon on our way there.
On our way to EDR, we did like a quick phone interview.
Hitting the streets with the sweets.
Hitting in the streets.
Hitting the streets with the sweets.
Come on.
It was just a Quickie just kind of letting everybody know we're on our way.
12 minutes.
You call that a Quickie?
Call that a marathon.
That is true.
But we are back here tonight to do our best to remember what we did and what, yeah, there's
a very long way to go.
To bring the vibe.
So before, I'm still tired.
So before we go any further, let's do our cheers drink.
Did you taste this yet?
I haven't tasted it yet.
Do I need to stir it?
I stirred it pretty good.
Okay.
Let's figure out what this thing is called.
Oh yeah, we got to write it down.
All right, let's do it.
We're doing the same one kind of but a different variation.
Cheers.
I think it's going to taste like shit.
Oh, that's strong.
Fuck.
I'm going to say.
Holy shit balls.
I told you you were strong.
It's not the best.
It's not my favorite.
We're selling it.
We're running out of drinks.
No, you brought this one to my attention and the name sounded good.
You're going to have to say what it is.
It's called the Orange Crush Cocktail, which I could see it.
Basically it's this particular.
Is this for two?
Jesus.
No, it's not for two.
It is, isn't it?
It's too serving.
It doesn't say for two.
You said it had four ounces of alcohol in it and that's why we had to do it in a tall
cup.
You know, it doesn't say anything about for two.
It doesn't say.
You fucked it up.
No, it doesn't say two cups of ice.
It says nothing like that, but it says two ounces of vodka, two ounces of triple sec.
Let me see.
It's for two.
Orange juice.
And then this particular version says lemon lime soda like Sprite and then a dash of
bitters for yours.
We did all of that, but instead of Sprite, we did soda water because that's your jam.
Yeah, I wanted it less sweet.
Let me taste yours.
Maybe the sweetness I needed.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It's not great.
Yours is actually better.
I would do it with the soda.
You think mine's better?
Yeah.
I hate to taste yours.
Yeah.
And so if you're going to make the drink, even if you're not a soda drinker, I would
do the soda.
Yeah.
I would do the Sprite.
I want to actually taste a bit water down.
Didn't we meet someone that says he tries to make our drinks with us?
I don't know.
I think it was the guy in the, what are you doing?
You're like picking in your mouth.
Very distracted.
Mind your business.
Right now it's all of my business and you're three feet from me and you got your finger
jammed in your throat.
But anyways, we met somebody in the pool and they said they're a listener and I'm pretty
sure he said he tries to make some of the drinks when he's able to.
Yeah.
I also heard somebody say when they're working and they listen, we met somebody who said
when they're working and they listen, they skip past the drink part.
Yes.
Same guy.
Make some sad.
So anyways, or it's like not what they want to hear.
They're like, it's too much right now.
It's just get to the point.
It's Monday morning.
I only need cocktail time.
Yeah.
I don't need cocktail time.
All right, so where do we even begin?
We could begin at the beginning, like I said in the beginning.
So we got there Friday.
There was this.
So what's weird about this year?
What's weird about not weird, but like there was, um, I felt like last year there was a
lot more people on Saturday, but a lot fewer people on Friday and Sunday.
But I feel like the party was consistent Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and but Sunday wasn't like
Sunday wasn't as big.
Like don't get me wrong.
It was still a big party, but I felt like everything was pretty consistent.
It wasn't like one day was like, here's the day to come.
And instead of Friday and Sunday being slow and Saturday being in all three days.
Yeah, exactly.
And I think there was.
Yeah.
So I think it helped to the hotel figured out their situation and weren't like trying
to put people in different spots than they had a whole thing last year.
This year was all organized.
Well, you know why?
Yeah.
You had said the guy from Tuscany.
Yep.
Don, Don from Tuscany.
He is now over there managing and it's definitely a much, a much more smoothly run operation.
Yeah.
You were noticing stuff like that.
I wasn't really.
Well, I was noticing him around the entire time.
Yeah.
He was there every day.
Every night.
Yeah.
He was really nice people out.
Yeah.
He was a definitely a good, good addition to the EDR.
Yeah.
It seemed to be very well organized.
But yeah, so it was fun.
So Friday we get there.
Friday night was actually a really fun night.
Friday night we got there and well, if we got there Friday afternoon, we went there
like two.
Yeah.
We had some other friends that we hadn't hung out with in a while.
I think since New Year's, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
So they were there, they had just gotten there too.
We were all waiting for our rooms kind of just chilling.
We were showing them around because they had never been there.
And then we, well, originally you wanted to like go to our Tiki bars and do that.
And I'm like, it's sunny.
I really want to get in the pool.
Like let's do that.
And you were like, we're never going to leave if we stay.
And I'm like, I think we will because there's always a lull.
And I know this.
There's always a lull around like.
Our shoe fucking is fine.
I am five, six o'clock where people are either napping, eating.
Or they go out to dinner.
Yeah, exactly.
And then so it's like the, it's in between.
It's the unofficial in between the day party and the night party.
And that's kind of what happens because they, this EDR does also partner with Copa, which
is a nightclub in Palm Springs.
And so some people will just go get ready for that and then go out.
So there's always that lull.
So I was like, let's do like we're here.
It's sunny.
It's beautiful.
Like let's go out into the pool.
So we did that, which was a lot of fun.
We did all the pool stuff.
Then we took a break from that.
I can't think of anything that happened Friday afternoon.
You're asking me to remember.
I'm like almost a week ago.
Almost a week ago.
I don't think anything happened Friday afternoon.
I feel like we just drank.
We had some good cocktails.
We got acclimated.
We got our rooms.
Got unpacked.
Set up our bar.
Which if you check out our Tik Tok, if you search sweet side of life podcast, you should
at some point be uploading some photos from the weekend.
Yeah, I'll do that.
I was waiting for you to post the podcast.
Oh, shit.
I was.
I'm gonna sneeze.
Anyway, so we then we got dressed, unfortunately, and then went to, oh, I know it was so funny
about not funny, but fantastic about EDR is that we were both in the pool and our friends
who had just gone there.
They took them a little bit longer to get acclimated.
I mean, in their defense, their room got cleaned slightly after ours.
They got into the room a little bit later than us.
But I think there was a lot of nervous running around unnecessarily because I felt like it
took a really long time to get into the pool.
And I know that feeling, right?
Like it was their first time, I think being at any kind of resort like this.
Yeah.
First time they've done New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
And then I think some eating.
Some parties, but yeah, and they were saying for the first time there, it's it's it's a
lot.
Yeah.
And I think they were saying for the most part, they they do seven night.
So I think it's their first like daytime type.
Everything's easier under the cloak of dark darkness.
Yeah.
But it's a lot of fun in the sun too.
There's a lot of fun in the sun too.
So anyway, I don't know if it was really that or if it just really took them that long to
set up everything, but there seemed to be a lot of running around.
They kept walking by were like, guys, the party's over here.
So we were talking about whether or not Catwoman was going to get into the pool topless or
not.
And when we had previously talked to them, she had said no.
She didn't think she was going to be a little.
Yeah.
So she didn't.
Yeah.
She's like, no, I need darkness.
And you're like, you have a fantastic body.
Like great tips.
Like just go.
Like just do it.
But I think it was a little bit of peer pressure.
So once you're in the pool, you're kind of deciding like, is she going to do it?
Is she going to do it?
And at first I was like, I don't know.
And then I'm like, I think she will actually because there was a lot of people who were
always literally one person in the pool with their top on.
So and they were in that room long enough.
I have a feeling there was some shots for sure.
But so when she got in the pool, it was like, yeah.
And then there was another couple that we've seen there every major holiday that come from
up north and they, she normally has her top on until the night fall.
And then this time I was like, babe, she has come in with her top off.
Like that's so.
Guns blazing.
Yeah.
I'm like, that's, I'm like, that's so great.
Like I just, I like when women feel confident enough in themselves to just be themselves
and be there and do, you know what I mean?
Like I just like.
I enjoy all of that.
I know.
You just like Santidis.
I just like, you know me, I love a confident woman.
So when that, when they exude that and I know they're fighting internally, that's hot.
And that's what I said.
I'm like, I'm trust me.
I have all of the, you know, that's what I told Batman and Catwoman when we were talking
about it.
Cause we, when they came in, I said, you know, oh my God, you decided to go top off.
And she's like, yeah, I mean, what else would I do?
Like everybody else in here.
Like you look great.
And I'm just like, I like for me, I'm just like, of course we all have our insecurities.
Everybody has insecurities.
The most fit person, the hottest person you can think of for sure has insecurities, you
know, but it's like overcoming those and just feeling confident.
And I just, I was so happy to see that.
So that was exciting and like it was her and then the other girl was like, oh my God,
everybody.
I love it.
But, um, so yeah, so we did the pool and then we went and then we, we went with them to
our Tiki bar that we like had Tiki.
Oh, we talked to the waiter there who, so our normal bartender was not there.
But there was a waiter who always is there, we've seen him multiple times and he's always
just this sassy little like, he's just always has something to say about something.
And he, he was like, he came to our table and we sat in an area we'd never sit in because
normally we're at the bar, but he came to our table.
He's like, um, clearly he knew who we were because he was like, I have to tell you guys
something that I can't tell you right now.
And we were like, yeah, we're sitting, yeah.
So he kept looking to see and I don't know why the conversation, why it's even started,
but he's like, I have to tell you something.
And then finally it was like, can you tell us now?
He's like, yes.
He's like, he's like, I really, he's like, I, my husband had set up.
I really wanted for my 50th birthday, a 50 man Bukaki.
And he's like, I got, he's like, I got 45.
And lined up and he's like, my husband, we got 45 guys lined up and then he's like,
we were recruiting their other five and he's like, and then COVID hit and so they couldn't
do it.
And I was like, oh my gosh, that's so sad.
I said, where's, where's your next one?
He's like, my next one is 60.
I'm going to be, he's like, I'm 56.
It's good.
I'm going to be 60 or whatever.
I mean, that's not math doesn't add up because it's only 2024, but yeah, your math and his
maybe he said I was 54.
Maybe he's like, I'm 54.
And I think his, I think he's saying his next big one is 60.
Yeah, maybe 40, 50, 60.
Yeah.
Like you can do 55.
I was like, yeah, I was like, do 55 or whatever, like, or do 60.
Like who cares?
Anyway, it was just funny.
So I hope he gets his, I hope he gets it too.
55 or 60.
I do too.
But yeah, he was so excited yet so bummed.
Three.
But I have no idea how with how that conversation came to play.
I don't know either, but it was so funny that something that was said that triggered it.
And I don't know, but what was funny is that we were not sober at that time.
We were not sober.
We were not even close to sober.
So yeah.
So I don't remember why we started talking about that, but I said, oh my God, it's so
funny that you said that.
It's like, it's all like I talk about blue cocky all the time because I don't.
But like, I recently just joking with one of my friends.
She had said something about somebody saying she was her best friend and she's like, oh,
best friend.
And I was like, I said, I texted her back and I was like, people just be thrown around
the word best friend, like come at a bukkake.
Like, so I told him, I was like, oh my God, it's so weird that you bring that up because
literally two days ago, this is what I texted my friend.
I'm like, I use it as an analogy.
I'm like, why is this word now in my vocabulary?
Like every day.
Yeah, don't overuse it.
But anyway, so then we went back to the pool after that and it was jacuzzi time and there
was no music.
The music was in and out all day actually that day.
Yeah.
They were having issues or whatever.
For the techie people, they have a Sonos system set up, which is a Wi-Fi based and Sonos released
an app a couple of weeks ago and it's caused all kinds of problems for people.
And that's what they were, the issue they were having there was dropouts and that's
their main music system.
Yeah.
So anyway, so you being who you are, problem solver in the jacuzzi, the jacuzzi problem
solver, you're like, well, let me go get my music.
So you brought your speaker out there and you were the DJ, which brought all kinds of
attention your way.
I hated it so much.
You hated it so much.
I know.
So there was one woman there and she wanted, well, her and another person wanted something
Diana.
Dirty Diana.
Michael Jackson.
So you, you go back, you like come back and I'm like, they want this song Dirty Diana
and she says she'll do a whole dance to it if you play it.
So she got up on the side of the jacuzzi, but as naked mind you doing this whole like
grinding the floor, like grinding the ground in like different yoga poses.
Yeah.
It was erotic yet confusing.
Super.
Yeah.
Both.
So she did that.
And then, then all of a sudden she's over in your space.
She like flew across the jacuzzi.
Yeah.
And pushed me down.
Yeah.
And you had no idea what was going on.
Had no idea.
It was so.
You didn't know she was coming.
You're like, oh, there she is.
She was like a grasshopper.
Yeah.
She flew, she went from the one side of the jacuzzi.
She did.
Doing her yoga stuff.
And then she flew across and basically grinding my face in a 69 and then some back bend stuff.
Yeah.
Push-ups I think were involved.
And at this point I don't even think you had said anything to her.
I had no conversation except for the song request.
Yeah.
Because you, well you weren't even there for the song request.
You would step away and then when you came back I was like, hey, they want this song.
So literally you hadn't zero interaction.
You're like, I don't want to, I don't know who she's with.
I don't know what she's doing.
I don't want to tell.
There's nothing, same question.
Yeah, exactly.
So you're just like hands off while she's basically got her starfish in your face.
In your nose.
Like just doing a whole thing.
You're like, I'm not mad at it but I don't know what's going on.
She didn't ask me if that was okay.
She definitely did not.
It was.
Spoiler alert.
It was just fine.
Yeah.
But yeah, it kind of, yeah, that took me.
Yeah.
Took me for a, yeah.
And then there was another girl in the jacuzzi who was very drunk and she kept going, I want
to sing a song but I'm so dirty and by the music I like is so dirty.
And we're like, what the fuck do you listen to that's so dirty.
I'm like try me.
Yeah, try me.
And then what is she?
It was like, it was like some like 90s rap.
She couldn't even, like I got, I held my phone out and Spotify and she, she was ultimately
never able to tell me the song but it was so dirty.
Yeah.
I think, I played, maybe I played a wop or something like that.
You did play wop.
And she was like, oh yeah.
But then she like danced to like.
No, but the one, I think the one before that was, it was some 90s rap.
Yeah, I don't know.
It was just, it wasn't that dirty.
She wasn't as dirty as she is.
Exactly.
I was like, what?
She was more drunk than dirty.
She was very drunk.
I think in her, I think in her head she was like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just tramp.
Oh yeah.
I'm like, girl, you requested Backstreet Boys.
Yeah.
It's not that crazy.
She probably has dirty music taste on her.
Like, I don't know, card game.
I don't know.
League, but.
Her bowling league.
She, she plays the dirtiest music at her bowling league.
But yeah, I'm like, ugh.
But what's funny is her, her and her, her man were both like super fit.
Super fit.
Our friends, our friend Batman.
He called them an alpha couple and they're like, what the fuck is that?
It was, it was like, I was so awkward.
And he's like, just two super fit people, like who are good looking.
And they're like, okay.
And I was like, I mean, is it a negative.
Is it a negative connotation or is it positive?
I don't know.
I know our friend meant it positively, but I don't know that they took it that way.
They were kind of like, what the fuck does that mean?
Well, if they didn't, well, if they don't know what alpha means, like.
I think they know what, but I mean, also this generation has a lot of things that they're
saying alpha, sigma, whatever.
I don't know.
So I think that's why.
And then I think too, like there's terms in, in the lifestyle that you're kind of like,
wait, does that mean something else?
I don't really know what you're saying.
Plus she was super drunk.
He didn't seem as drunk.
He remembered us the next day.
I don't think she did.
The next day they had a cabana next to us and either if she did remember us, then she
was just purposely not looking our way because she was ashamed.
I think she's super shy probably normally and she was really drunk and she was just
coming out of her shell and having a good time, you know, and especially I don't know
her.
I mean, I don't know her, so I don't know, but I know people who, I know people who take
very good care of themselves and are very prideful on how they look.
And she did make mentions about her age and oh my gosh, and kind of like, seemed like that
was a concern of hers, even though it shouldn't have been because she looked great.
But sometimes like they, when they're not drinking, they have this persona.
They kind of feel like they have to put on when it's like, strip it away.
Like who cares, you know, live it, live your life.
But yeah, so I don't know if that's what it was.
That's the next day she was just very much in her back into her shell, whereas the night
before she was just like, living her best life and she was a good fucking time.
Yeah, she should have kept drinking.
Yeah, we actually, I didn't see them towards, he came over.
I think I told you this, he came over, I think he would step away, but he was, when I was
in the sitting in the cabana and just was like, Hey, like, how are you guys?
I'm like, how are you guys feeling?
He's like, Oh, she's a mess.
Like she's still hungover.
Like she's feeling terrible this morning and I'm like, it's like, I'm good.
He's like, it's good to hang out with you guys.
I know he remembered us, but like I said, she might have, also she might have just not
been feeling good the next day if she drank that much and she's not used to it.
I also look a lot different in the daylight than I do in the darkness.
Oh, God.
Ridiculous.
But anyway, so.
So anyway, so then you got a dirty Diana on the, no, first you went down on Catwoman.
She was first, I think so.
That sounds right.
Yeah.
So you got Catwoman on the side of the Jacuzzi, you went down on her and then she was like,
Oh, you're good at that.
And then, and then dirty Diana came over and I don't know if she was saying something and
you're like, can I, like, can I, you know, go down on your whatever you said to her?
And she was like, you can, but just so you know, if you're not good at it and I'm not
enjoying it, I'm going to push you away.
And you were like, say less challenge accepted.
I'm very competitive.
Yeah.
So then she was like very much into it.
And then you were like, okay, I'm done.
I could tell you were very much into it too, but it was the competitive side of you that
was I also gained the control back.
I needed to take the power back.
So when she.
The power.
Exactly when she made that, that, that whole little speech, I'm like, okay, yeah, I can
see where this is going to go.
So she said it wasn't like, it wasn't mean.
It was a dickie.
It was playful.
Yeah, it was playful.
And I get it.
Like if they're not enjoying it, please, I'm not, you know, I'm doing this for clearly
like both our enjoyments.
If you're not enjoying it, please stop with me, you know, but it was just very much like,
okay, like very direct.
And I just realized this is going to go into a second episode.
You were, you were asking me, are we going to have enough to talk about?
I'm like, we're going to, we were there for three days.
Yeah, we're going to have to split this up clearly.
Yeah.
But, uh, so anyway, so I put her up on the edge and I went on down for like maybe 20
seconds and she's kind of like, okay, okay.
And then I reached up and I grabbed a boobish.
Yeah.
And that was her, her thing.
And once I felt her kind of melt and she's like, oh yeah, then I'm like, and we're done.
You're such a dick.
It wasn't supposed to be a, uh, it wasn't supposed to be a full game.
Just a quick tease.
And like I said, once I, I felt her soak, like soak up the moment, I'm like, and we're
done.
Yeah.
Later she said, as soon as you touch my titties, I was like, okay.
Yeah.
And I walked away.
I dropped the mic.
And then I played her song again.
Exactly.
So that was a, that was a fun night.
What else happened on Friday night?
Um, I think that's, I mean, there was a lot of just, just kind of randomness.
Yeah.
Bullshitting and doing random things.
I don't think, I don't think I did anything on Friday.
I might have made out.
Oh, I made out.
Oh yeah.
Wait.
There was another couple there, uh, Friday night, but we didn't end up, oh no, that was,
that was that couple.
Jirty Diana's man.
I made out with him.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Well, I think while you were at some point, you were, I think you were with her.
Uh, okay.
I would have to recognize them.
Yeah.
I don't really.
Who's bald?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I was trying to figure out who he was attached to, but it was her.
Um, yeah, and, uh, but I don't, I didn't do anything else.
I don't think that night.
I think I might have, I think I kissed Batman, but I don't think it was like a deep make-out
session.
I was like, I mean, the thing is we had so much to drink.
Yeah.
So.
And that's the first day too.
You're kind of like, want to go easy.
Don't dive in easy.
Exactly.
So yeah, we, that was day one.
And then I don't, I don't know.
I can't think of anything else that we did that day.
I feel like then we just.
So rolling into Saturday, we, um, couple things, a couple turn of events.
Earlier in a week, we had, uh, some friends that were going to come up and.
Just for the day.
They didn't have a room there.
So they asked if we wanted to go in on a cabana for Saturday, which is the big day.
And we said, yes, sure.
But then, um, the day before, uh, they ended up getting sick and they're, the whole family
got sick and unfortunately they had to cancel, right?
But we had another friend, uh, and his wife that were coming up for the day as well.
Yeah.
They only had a date.
So we found out they did the whole weekend, but they weren't staying on site.
So and all our other friends that we had there were on site.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it was her birthday.
So they ended up taking over the cabana.
So we had a nice cabana all set up for Saturday.
That worked out pretty nice.
I think moving forward, I think I want to do that again.
It was kind of nice.
It really wasn't that expensive, especially whenever we're there with friends, I know
people would split it with us if we really wanted them to.
Yeah.
And even like, um, Batman and Catwoman when we were telling, we were going to go in.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, and they had a room like right on the pool too.
But they were like, Oh, if you guys need us to, we're like, Oh no, we didn't finish
the story.
We found somebody to split it with us, but you guys are more than welcome to hang out
in there.
It's not like it's like, you know, like we're exclusive or whatever.
I forgot.
We've got to say we actually met a couple on Friday afternoon, um, that we had previously
met at my birthday.
Um, but they, but I was, I told them, I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I'm so terrible.
Like things like this, unless I've like really engaged with you, like it's so hard for me
to remember, especially my birthday.
There were so many people there and even they said that they're like, there was a ton of
people there.
It was a really good time.
We met them on Saturday.
No, I thought we met them on.
I think it was Saturday because they were, they only came up for the day.
No, cause we met them and it was before Mr. and Mrs. fun time came and we all were in
the pool and we're like, when are Mr. and Mrs. fun time getting here?
They said they were going to get here at, um, that's right.
That's right.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we were all, so it gave us time to kind of these weekends just blend into a mess of
daylight and daylight and not daylight moves and takes, but, um, yeah.
So we met them that first day cause again, they were, uh, friends of Mr. and Mrs. fun
time.
And, um, anyway, so they said, oh yeah, we met you at your birthday and I was like,
I'm so sorry.
Like I, my birthday was a blur.
I don't remember either.
Yeah.
My birthday was a blur and then they had been to a less party.
Yes.
Um, but I also, I don't know if we actually talked at the less party or not.
I feel like I would have remembered them.
Like, but I don't know.
I mean, now it probably was a quick interaction or whatever.
Typically, yeah.
Unless there's like kind of a prearranged meeting at the less parties, we're going
a thousand different directions.
And most of the time, unless it's me saying, Hey, there's a new couple coming.
They want to meet us.
Yeah.
It's just, it's a free for all ones who get in there.
So it really is.
And we're both separate.
Plus wasn't it the Christmas time one?
Yeah.
So that was many months ago.
No, I don't know if it was or not.
But anyway, it was, uh, and at the less parties were both like in separate, like doing separate
directions, like we're just all in different rooms, not rooms, but different directions
running around.
But anyway, so I was actually really glad we got to meet them cause they have, um, they're
a really cool couple and have a pool.
They do have a pool.
Um, but I guess they frequent EDR, but they just do day passes.
Yeah.
But they ended up being there every day.
So originally they were just going to be there Friday and Saturday.
And then on Sunday, you were like, I think that's so and so.
And I was like, no, they said they weren't coming back on today.
I recognized it looked like his head and his haircut.
Yeah.
And then it looked like he has a really nicely groomed beard.
And it looked like her butt.
Yeah.
And it was a really great butt.
It was from far away.
So I was like, I, I don't know, but if that's not them, I want to meet them.
Yeah.
Cause hey, why not?
That was on Sunday morning.
Yeah.
But yeah.
So they, so we met them on Friday, which was a really nice surprise.
Um, cause we ended up doing some, a little bit of play, which we'll probably talk about
on the next episode.
On Saturday night with them.
And now we're going to go to their pool just kidding.
But um, so now we're on Saturday morning, but one thing we brought our podcast table.
Yeah.
With the intention on doing some live interview, not live, but interviews.
Yeah.
And we did one.
We did because it was so hard to pull ourselves away.
Cause when we did, when we did pull ourselves away, it was to eat.
Cause literally that was like,
Just to eat and make drinks.
Yeah.
And P which you'll see, um, once you upload a tiktok, you'll, we have a photo of us in
front of our podcast table and that ended up being like the bar and also advertisement.
Cause you could actually look through our, our front doors and you could see, I saw a
lot of people kind of like, yeah, in their heads and stuff.
So it ended up being like a cool advertisement, cool conversation starter for a few people
asked about, and what is that?
And then some people were there.
Who listened, who were there?
So they, yeah, there was a bunch of people that were like, they were wanted to do interviews
and we only did one.
What I'm going to do is not right now, but in a little bit, I'm going to drop that,
uh, that interview in here and you'll be able to listen to it.
So I just wanted to preface it with, we had wanted to do a bunch of these, but it didn't
work out that way.
It didn't work out.
Maybe.
So since you're going to drop it into this one, I would like to just say what happened
around that since we're on Saturday.
Yeah.
So if you've been listening, you will know that Mr. Sweets has been discussing on his
bucket list is a triple blow job.
Triple triple.
And so we were inside of our room and like I said, it was Mr. Fun Times birthday, actual
birthday.
I'm pretty sure it was the actual day of his birthday.
And we were kind of talking about that and then we happened to have four people in the
room during the time we were doing the podcast and just talking and saying happy birthday
and all the things.
So he actually got a quad, is it a quad job?
Quad blow job?
No, what quad's five?
No, quad is four.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
It's not Spanish, but like a quad, like if you ride a quad, it has, because it has four
wheels.
Yeah, you're right.
I do.
Yeah, I know.
So did he get his first or mine first?
He got his first and then then basically the only, the reason why you only got three
instead of four is because him and his wife left.
Ah.
Yeah.
And then the remaining three of us who were already part of his in the room.
So, um, so yeah, he got his, so we, I think we did, yeah, we did the podcast.
We, with them, we, um, then we did his four way birthday blow job.
And then, um, and then I think we were like, and then it was like, oh, you haven't gotten
your three way you've been wanting, and so then you got your three way.
We had a, we had a new girl in there that we just, yeah.
So there was a new girl that we had just met that was, we were hanging out with.
Um, she got to, she got to, I got to, I got to have her participate.
Yeah.
Weird way of saying it.
So yeah.
So you got your three way, but now you're like, well, fuck that.
I need a four way.
If Mr. Fun Time can have a four way.
Right.
I think I'm gonna get to five.
We're just skipping over.
I don't, I don't think I have enough room on the stick for five, but it's like, it's
not even just the amount of room on someone's dick.
It's like all the heads in one space.
I was part of both of them and it's kind of like, I think, I think it just ends up being
girls making out.
I think that's totally fine.
I think for the five, I think I need to be on my back.
Cause then that, that leaves legs and that leaves more like direct from under like versus
trying to like, like go underneath like you're trying to eat nuts from a tree.
Yeah.
It'll be, I think it's better access.
Right.
That's what I think.
So we're testing your theory next time.
So this Saturday we were going to Athena's, Athena's affair, which is a huge house party
in Fontana, California, which is Southern California.
They are having their like summer open in party.
It's an 80s, 90s, 2000s throwback retro party.
They have a band, the DJ.
And if you haven't been, it's a huge house.
The whole backyard set up like a resort.
It's got multiple cabanas, multiple bars, a stage for the DJ, big dance floor area, multiple
playrooms, cabanas.
You can run.
It's, it's a awesome layout.
So we're going there.
This Saturday, which is June 1st.
So a couple of days from now.
So if you see us, say hi.
And if you want to be part of the five, five way, just let us know.
Introduce yourself.
Yeah.
But um, yeah.
So, um, what else was, what was going on Saturday?
So Saturday, I also, during the day, we had friends that came in.
First off, let, let everybody know that I, uh, I twisted up my back on Friday.
Oh, was that on Friday?
I heard it earlier in the week at work.
Just kind of twenched it, but then Friday loading in our, in our bar.
Yeah.
I picked it up, but I must have twisted it.
I'm playing the smallest violin for you right now.
As you should.
And, uh, I fucked up my back.
Yeah, you did.
Which sucks.
I know.
It didn't stop me, but it sucks.
No, which is why I was like, we need to get in the pool.
Right.
We need to get in the pool and waitlist.
But then later Saturday.
Oh yeah.
So Saturday, Saturday was the party party.
Something about tall men and women,
Tall men in the pool.
Climb them.
Small women want to climb them.
I'm six feet, nothing crazy, but I'm taller than most.
A lot of guys, yeah.
So there was, uh, which we now, we later found out she was the mayor of FuckTown and friends
with dirty Diana.
Yes.
That's old school.
who was the mayor of Fuckdown gave her reign to Dirty Diana.
That's from Freedom Maker's Resort.
What's funny is, so on Friday is when I met Dirty Diana,
which is not her real name by the way,
just so we all know who it is.
And that's the name of the Michael Jackson.
And that's the nickname that we're giving her.
We know her actual name,
but I'm not gonna throw it out there.
But we met her Friday and had no idea who she was.
Come to find out, she was like the main shot girl
running all around the pool.
I was like, oh, I know that, that was boobies.
I think they participate in a lot of the,
I mean, they're active in the community obviously.
And they've been active in the community for a while.
The mayors.
Yeah.
So when F.A., when Freedom Maker's The Resort was open,
they had an unofficial mayor of Fucktown,
who is the woman that was climbed you
and was having you swing her all around the pool,
like in this like, mermaid dance.
So like.
Let me preface this.
I'm standing there talking to people.
Again, no consent, no, hey, excuse me sir.
Can I climb you?
What is your name?
Do you mind if I climb you like a tree?
I was literally standing there.
All of a sudden this body was thrusted on my shoulders.
And this is why I talked about my back.
I'm like, my back's killing me.
I'm on.
My neck.
I'm on.
My back.
I'm on alcohol.
I'm on blue chews.
And I'm also on.
I reprofen 600.
Some 600 ibuproference.
Just trying to maintain.
And then this chick comes,
swing, lands on my shoulder and just like crawling
around my body like I was under attack.
And then Sony was like, just go with it.
She's on shrooms.
It was dirty Diana said that.
She's like, just go with it.
She's on shrooms.
He's like, okay.
And so.
She's like, carry me around.
Carry me around and present me to everybody.
So she was, you were carrying around.
Just our legs are wide.
I would like carry her to her couple
and then she would like open up her legs.
I'm like, okay.
So that went on for a few minutes
and that did not help my back.
Cause you know what they say, if you have a bad back,
carry people around the pool.
That's the best thing you could possibly do.
Yeah.
So,
so you did that.
I should send her my chiropractic
from earlier today.
You should.
Like, hey, that was a great time,
Mayor of Fucktown.
Do you want to go 50-50 on this?
Right.
We talked to her the next day
when she was a little more lucid,
which is when we found out she was the mayor of Fucktown
for freedom makers and really involved in the community.
And really when I found out Dirty Diana
was really involved in the community
and how far back she goes, you know?
So anyway, it was funny.
Cause you're like, why does this always happen to me?
I mean, not that you're really complaining, are you?
No, like she was apologized in the next day
and I was like, I would not change it for the world.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was, it was fun.
I didn't, I didn't say my back, you know,
you hurt my back.
I was like, it was great.
And then she jumped on me again.
Yeah.
But in a much more controlled manner.
Right, cause she wasn't on trumps.
Yeah, so she, I was able to like,
I was, I think I was saying to her like,
when people jump on me like that,
I, I cup them like it's a bowling ball.
Like my fingers go like I'm bowling.
Stay right.
But, so yeah, that's Sunday.
Let's keep going.
Yeah, so Saturday afternoon,
we had a bunch of people coming in,
like a bunch of friends that we knew
coming in just for the day.
Yeah.
And so we were kind of just all over the place with them.
We had the cabana.
Yeah, we had, I decorated the cabana in the morning.
For the birthday girl.
And then we really just, I mean,
the pool during the day is just like the Wild Wild West.
I mean, you're like telling me,
oh, you made out with this person.
You made out with that person.
Like I did.
I like half of them, I'm like,
oh yeah, I remember now.
And like, oh yeah, I did that.
And then like, yeah, but I, we had all of our friends,
for some reason we got in the jacuzzi,
which is so weird,
cause it really wasn't cold enough for the jacuzzi.
During the day we got in the jacuzzi.
Yeah.
And then.
I don't remember that.
Yeah, so really people weren't sitting in the jacuzzi
because it really wasn't cool enough to be.
It was like we're feet in sitting on the edge.
And I think one of our friends had said to me,
like who always says to me, he's like.
Oh yeah, okay.
Yeah, he's like, he's like something like,
oh, I mean, cause everybody's naked and all the guy,
like kind of a lot of the guys are sitting or whatever.
Everybody's sitting over and all naked, they're dicks out.
And he's like, says something,
I think he says something like,
oh, to give him a blow job or something like that.
He's always down for that.
So I was like, I was like,
but you know what would be better?
Because I have a lot of people that I know in the jacuzzi
and some people I don't.
I'm like, all the guys sit on the edge
and all this girls are gonna go around Robin
and do a round Robin blow job.
It would not be the first time you suggested that.
It was not the first time, it will not be the last.
So then I like basically had all the guys around the edge
of the jacuzzi and then all the women around.
And then we all, like we would give a blow job
for a little bit and then I'd say switch.
And then we'd all rotate.
And it's funny, the couple that we met the day before
that we were talking about and has the pull,
we, he said his wife was like,
where am I supposed to be going?
And he was like, just counter, it's clockwise, go clockwise.
Go to the next take.
So then everybody did a full circle there.
I ended up jumping out of that because I wasn't ready.
Yeah.
Like that was, it was brought upon me quite quickly.
Yeah.
And I kind of knew in my head,
like I'm not going to be able to get hard right away.
And I didn't want to disrupt the flow of traffic.
It wouldn't have though,
because there was another guy who didn't either.
I don't know, I was just,
I mean, for me, I don't care.
You know, for me, I just wanted it, if it's not fun for me.
Yeah.
Like I was just like,
because you were overthinking it.
I'm going to excuse myself from this particular,
but I did make use of.
Yeah. So you went to the girls.
I went down and then I, while one girl was giving head
to one another guy,
I lifted her butt out of the water
and I ate her out from the back while she's giving a guy.
So I was, I was participating.
In a different way.
And then I went to the next dick just like everybody.
I didn't know you did it.
I did, did not.
But yeah.
So we did the round robin all the way around.
And then it was funny because there was one couple in there
who we, I didn't know the guy and the girl.
And they were like,
I think they had said something to somebody else who's like,
they were like, I want to participate.
And I get up on the side of the pool.
Okay. Or on the side of the, okay.
So then they ended up in there.
And they were like, I think I was with him last.
And then he was like, this was so much fun.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
That's like.
You like to create memories.
Yeah. I'm like, hey, I'm here for the good time.
That's why we go.
Yeah. Exactly.
So that was fun.
And whoever missed it, you missed out.
Cause it was probably, I would say six to eight people.
Oh, I didn't know what you were.
Yeah. I was trying to think how many people were in it.
I went on for like four hours.
It didn't go over four hours.
Some locked y'all shit.
Six to eight people.
But actually, I don't even know when those friends left.
I mean, we'll see them again.
Oh, I do remember when some of them do.
The ones that came from over this way.
But I do remember when some of them did leave.
Okay. Yeah.
So it's, it's now 48 minutes in and we haven't barely even touched.
You're like, big Ben, the time.
No, I don't go over an hour.
You know that.
So what else did we do for?
Well, you're going to have to add in the podcast that we did earlier.
We're going to end this episode here on midday Saturday.
Yeah. That's what I'm trying to remember.
Is there anything else super exciting?
I think there was just a lot of making out.
There was a good show.
Yes. We're going to have to touch on that.
I wanted to touch that.
Yeah. You tried, you tried it and I was like, um, you may not enter that.
I didn't try to not try to, but you were like, I want to go there.
And I'm like, don't even go there.
I clearly know you were obviously joking, but I'm like, do not enter into women.
I'm like, I tried it too.
Like two guys are just in chairs and then two women.
I'm like, do not.
The guys there with aren't even trying to get into that.
Exactly.
They need better.
Little girl on girl.
Yeah.
So we're, we're like midday Saturday.
So we're going to go ahead and cut it off here.
After we let you go, we're going to play our one, uh, interview that we did.
This is the quickie.
Mr. It's about eight minutes.
It's Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time.
But we introduced them in it.
Yeah.
They're good friends of ours and it was his birthday.
His birthday voice.
So we're going to finish this episode with that and then we'll, we'll see you guys here
soon for part two of the eight part mini series.
Okay.
We are here with Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time and another person who chooses not to be.
You're being too much.
Hey, I want some pussy.
Okay.
There's plenty of pussy out there.
There's much better options.
Where's pussy controlled by Prince?
It is Mr. Fun Time's birthday.
Mr. Fun Time's birthday.
Yes.
And also we have another birthday girl in the house here today.
But she would like to remain anonymous.
What I need from you really quick is whoo whoo.
Can we get a whoo whoo?
No.
She silently said no.
She said no.
They just got here.
They're not drunk enough.
No.
But Mr. And Mrs. Fun Time are, I think.
We've all been here for many hours now.
Mrs. Fun Time and I got, got some body paint.
Patriotic.
I had a big dick on me.
Body.
Yes.
It was a very patriotic dick.
It was America's dick.
But then it came off in the pool.
No, then he had saggy balls.
I had saggy balls that were stripping off me.
They were just stretching and staying off me.
It was always.
Now you have nothing to put America's spirit on your chest.
Now I just have America's calm on me.
So who was all the Stumb-Buy though?
The world famous.
Jeff, the body painter.
Jeff.
We know him all the way back.
Had you been painted by Jeff before?
I had not been painted before.
Really?
No, but we did meet him in F.A. a long time ago.
But you just didn't get painted?
Just didn't get painted because I was extremely shy and very, I took my clothes off.
I didn't even know you guys went to F.A. before.
Yes.
Honestly, till we literally, till we literally were talking today, I had no idea.
And then you're like, oh yeah, we did this.
And I was like, oh shit, okay.
We probably encountered each other.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think the time frames were different, right?
Yeah.
I also had some more titties at that time.
So you may not have recognized me.
So did I.
I was like, oh yeah, I'm a blonde hair.
So I'm a whole different person.
I'm shorter hair and smaller to be honest.
I've since added a whole another person.
It's all good.
But it's Mr. Fun Time's birthday.
Do you want to say which birthday it is or no?
Oh, he's proud.
Like the golden or the silver.
Or the number?
The number?
The number is about 40 seconds.
40 seconds.
Is it?
Yes.
Yeah, 40 seconds.
I know this is the same.
I'm like, how old am I?
I don't know.
I remember my 40 second birthday.
Right?
I'll play with that.
He's falling in.
So we're at ADR.
We've actually stepped away from the pool, but we're having good fucking time.
Amazing.
You guys have never been here for Memorial Day?
No, it's our first time.
This is fantastic.
It's a good time.
We're coming next year for your birthday.
We're doing your birthday here every year.
Just have to do something with the kiddos, but sure.
Every year.
That's the normal thing.
Every year.
Mr. and Mrs. Fun Time, because we will be here.
This is a blast.
We now have our set shit.
We're probably going to book next year today or tomorrow.
The day before we leave.
I got scoped out by someone.
I was walking out of my room and the guy's like, how's room 205?
I'm like, how's that room treating you?
It's pretty great.
It's pretty good.
Do you have any?
And he's like, is it spacious?
And I'm like, how many people do you apply on having a party?
If we're in the bed, does it matter?
It's like 20 minutes of innuendo.
He's like, I already booked next June.
I'm just making sure.
And I'm like, well, it is great to have.
So he literally had booked it for June.
And he's like looking in as I'm walking out.
I'm like, would you like a tour?
Sir.
Would you like a tour?
I'm about to put four people in 205 later.
You know what I mean?
Don't say last.
That's funny.
Disaster.
Yeah, it was fun.
But we're having a time.
And now I think we want to get back to the party, right?
Yeah, the pool.
It's yearning in my name.
I know.
I can hear the bump, bump.
I have to pee so I probably should get the pool here soon.
Yeah, get in the pool to pee.
That's a good plan.
All of the music has open requests time to do it all.
You know what though?
There you go.
Last night he was playing the jam.
You know, they say, Jack, again, the music show.
Yeah, last night the music wasn't working so I took my phone and my speaker down there.
And I was providing all of the music.
He was the DJ.
I was DJ this morning.
It was silent as a grain.
Yeah.
I'm like speaker out music going.
I was done.
What's funny is everybody who was so fucking wasted last night, some of them don't remember
meeting us.
So I'm like, hey, they're like, hey.
So I think that's my question.
Does somebody need to stay up past 12.30?
Yeah, you have to stay up past 12.30, friend.
Well, it was super great to know you.
But.
Come on.
Since we are on your podcast, I do have to say something.
The first time we met you guys was here.
Yes, it was.
That's that.
Last year in April.
Yeah, last year.
Last year ago.
A year ago.
Really quick.
Yeah.
Let's talk about that.
You're gonna say some shit about in and out.
No.
It was still taco.
In and out.
It was a shit ton of taco.
It was.
I thought it was shit ton of taco.
That's what I do.
Yeah.
And you bought a still taco, then you left the pool.
I did.
And you got like tacos.
And me and Mrs. Funtime looked at each other.
We were like, you want a taco?
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a Mexican mom.
I'm like, I got you.
Like if you're hungry, I got you.
You left me sabotage.
You like shook your asshole up in his junk.
I did.
He was all happy we go and left us with tacos.
I was like, what the fuck.
No, that was earlier in the day.
And then we went to the red room.
Oh, that's right.
But nobody remembers that because that was a hot mess.
All you guys don't remember it.
I fucking remember it.
I remember it.
I remember portions of it.
And then I remember running away because I got shook.
But other than that, I'm good.
There was no way there.
We were all shook.
Once the goats came in, it was weird.
No, it was all the way.
And then Whips and Jane.
Well, Mr. Funtime has been like, why haven't we played?
I'm like, we fucking played, brah.
Yeah.
Yes, brah.
I'm like, we were in the red room.
I guarantee you, I sucked your dick.
I remember a trifecta and then another trifecta.
Yeah.
I was like, I was in the swing.
We played.
We haven't fought.
But we played.
I had to wipe my mustache off a few times.
Yeah.
Exactly.
There might have been a few fingers flying.
I don't know.
I was like, we played.
And that was before I bought you guys Del Taco.
So I sucked your dick.
Then I bought you food.
Say less.
I did.
I sucked your dick and I bought you tacos.
You're welcome.
You got two gifts.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday Mr. Funtime.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday Mr. Funtime.
And the lady who would like to remain anonymous.
Happy birthday to you.
We got to get back in that pool.
Yes.
Before the sun goes down.
We out?
We out.
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