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And we're back everybody.
We are Mr. and Mrs. Sweets.
And we are the...
The what?
The podcast name.
The sweet side of life.
Alright everybody.
I'm going to pre-apologize for her over here.
Well I don't know what's happening.
You won't even tell me what we're going to talk about.
I can tell you need allergy pills.
Did you take an allergy pill?
I take an allergy pill every day.
The problem is that I don't know why allergies are just insane right now.
Right before we sat down she's like, can you go give me some tissues?
I'm snotting everywhere.
I wasn't snotting everywhere.
She's wiping up on like her snot on the couch.
You're gross.
So we are the sweet side of the live podcast.
Thank you guys for hanging out with us here tonight.
And this is a little bit earlier than we probably would have planned for a podcast.
It means sooner not earlier in the night because it's almost 11 o'clock.
Yes.
Sooner in the week.
Because we did just release one last Friday.
But we actually recorded that one almost a month ago.
It was a month ago.
It was...
Wasn't it mid-April?
I have no idea.
Maybe it was the end of April.
It was maybe the parties are just closer together.
Yes.
However, we are here tonight and we decided to just go ahead and release another quick
podcast.
I guess it was only like almost three weeks ago.
Yeah.
So I'm saying it took a little bit to edit.
We hope you guys listen to it because it was a lot of fun.
We did a recap of the party and then we had five interviews after and it was pretty fun.
It was a good time and it was probably the second only podcast of hours that you actually
listened to.
Yeah.
Well, because I wanted to see...
Well, that was one that you edited a lot and...
Or you told me you did.
I don't know.
I couldn't really tell.
And it was...
That's good.
That means I did a good time.
Yeah.
And then the interviews themselves seemed to flow in the way that I remembered them.
So...
Congratulations.
Congratulations to you for...
I guess I don't know what you edited, but...
I think you just made it sound harder than it was.
Maybe.
You're just trying to get more kudos.
That's guy math.
Than you deserve.
That's guy math.
Let's make this way harder than it was.
Or let's make it sound way harder.
Exactly.
So tonight we...
It's not going to be a super long episode.
I always say that, but we always end up in like a three hour episode.
But tonight it's not going to be.
I swear to...
I swear to whoever it is, Ja, whoever it might be.
That is not going to be that long.
Because we are tired.
I had told her earlier today, I'm like, let's do a podcast.
And as the night wore on, I'm yawning.
She's yawning.
I'm like, all right.
It's 11 o'clock here.
It is 11 o'clock.
On a Tuesday.
It's a school night.
So we're going to start with our cheers.
Cheers.
And I'm going to take a quick sip.
I want to like up my nose.
We're going to call that drink Charlie Sheen.
My face recognition is not working on my phone tonight.
It's crazy.
It is weird because I'm looking for a man in finance.
Finance.
Oh my God.
Plus fun.
Six five blue eyes.
You know his height every time you say it changes.
It's six five.
I'm looking at the official at six five.
That's so fucking picky.
Six five.
Trust fund.
Finance blue eyes.
I am blue eyes.
Six zero.
I spend money.
Therefore I'm in finance.
And I don't have a trust fund.
I'm your trust fund.
You're my trust fund.
Yeah.
So anyways.
I don't think you meet her criteria.
I definitely do not.
It's probably better that way.
Anyways.
So what are oh yeah our drinks.
My drink for the night is a tonsil tickler.
Tonsil tickler.
So you made this one for me.
What did you put in it?
It is a pineapple rum.
We use pineapple juice.
Sour apple pucker.
And a splash of sprites.
Just a splash.
Kind of.
Yeah.
It is.
It's very pineapple.
I'm sure I didn't taste it because I'm not into the sweet sweet drinks.
Yeah.
So my my baby batter should taste very nice right now.
It's got a process.
Baby batter.
That's a good name for a band.
Baby batter.
It's just too bad.
And you are drinking.
I am drinking mermaid water which when I saw the recipe or saw the name of it.
It's a name.
Yeah.
So I'm cheersing to some of our friends who I met Batman and Kitty who I met in my mermaid
costume.
So cheers to you guys.
Three years ago.
Yeah I don't even know.
Three years ago and to this day they still refer to you as the mermaid.
Well our text group.
Yes.
Our text group.
I mean George if anyone has seen that I didn't.
I mean I see it I guess if I look.
I watched it so I was I actually can't even picture the person anymore.
I can either but I think a lot of it had to do with the Hawaiian shirts.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Because the guy was like in a Hawaiian shirt.
I think one of the pictures.
I've been compared to Burt Kreischer a lot.
Yeah.
That's the main one that you compared to.
I get that a lot.
In public I have had people actually pause for autographs and they don't believe me when
I say I'm not.
So they want to take a picture anyway.
Yes.
I have definitely taken a handful of pictures.
I have selfies on many people's cell phones thinking that they met the Burt Kreischer.
People telling their friends.
But anyways tonight I wanted to discuss a couple of very sensitive.
What the hell are you getting me into.
Painful topics.
What the fuck.
The first is Pagan.
Thankful for you.
And then the other one is what's that song.
You got to know when to hold them.
Know when to fold them.
Okay.
Where are we going with this.
Know when to walk away.
Know when to say goodbye.
Know when to run.
You never count your money.
You sit in at the table.
We should get a fucking Grammy.
Is there a Grammy here.
No.
Yeah.
Grammy.
Yeah.
So now really quick I just said the Pagan thing because it worked with the way I introduced
it.
So lately in our in our we have a Facebook group.
Part of Swing Nations Facebook.
They have a Facebook group which is part of two point oh Swing Nation two point oh which
is part of what's the podcast.
Swing Nation is a Swing Nation.
I don't know.
Dan and Lacey Dan and Lacey Swing Nation.
They have their own Facebook group.
And I've been noticing like this past week just about every other topic has been Pagan.
Really.
Yeah.
Like the guys are asking like like what women what do you get out of it and the women are
answering and it's like a whole thing.
Not seen that at all.
Well my FIP is much more interesting than yours.
But I am in the group that fits the same.
I don't know.
Maybe you don't maybe you're just paying special attention.
I'm just scrolling God.
I don't think so.
Maybe find some shit in that group that I don't.
There's a lot of things in that group.
There's things that trigger me in that group.
There's things that I want to comment on.
There's things I want to delete.
My group is wild.
It's not wild.
It's just.
There's a lot going on in there.
It's actually one of the more interesting ones because we're on a lot of different.
See here's the problem when you don't tell me what we're going to talk about.
I'll just take something you say and I'm just going to be like a runaway train with it.
So that's fine.
That's what we're here for.
So anyway that group is interesting because it has a lot of people in it and a lot of
people are very active in it.
A lot of the other groups I'm in that are like Swinger groups or whatever.
There's very little activity.
Most of it's just like hey.
A single guy saying.
Want to hook up or I mean I guess I'm in Kentucky tonight.
Yeah or I guess yeah exactly or I guess some of the groups are like actually four clubs
like Playhouse LV in Vegas or so I guess that's usually like hey we're going to be in Vegas
you know like that's usually the post you don't really get like question posts but like
the one the Swing Nation one like I think it's them that post a question of the day.
Yes but then more than that like one of the moderators or something.
Well yeah I don't think it's necessarily Dan and Lacey but one of somebody posts a question
of the day and then people comment on that but then there's also people who will just
like write shit like some guy the other day was writing like what I at first I thought
it was a woman writing it and then I was like oh it was a guy that was writing it but it
was a question was what do you think about women what do you think about seeing your
man getting a blowjob or giving a blowjob.
I'm they were obviously in this anonymously which is why I didn't know if it was a guy
or a girl at first when I read it.
It was like I'm and then when I read all of it I was like oh okay it's guy actually asking
this question I'm interested in this but I don't know how to bring it up with my significant
because I don't know how she'll react and if she'll be like this way or that way and
then you know just everybody's commenting and then there's a bunch of people in there
I mean that one actually wasn't that triggering there wasn't there was mostly positive like
you know you have to talk to your significant.
So when you say triggering you're talking about like bad advice yeah like yeah like there's
there's a couple people in the there's a couple people who are pretty active in it and I think
one of them is a single guy because he just the stuff he writes I'm like bro like seriously
like girls will one person was on there talking about their dynamic her dynamic with her spouse
and if it was okay that I actually don't remember to have to go back and look at it but anyway
she was asking something if it's okay you should have prepared better for this if I
would have known what we were talking about we don't plan to shit well you could have
at least given me the topic and I would have went back and looked at some of this stuff
anyway so she was writing something about their dynamic her dynamic with her spouse
and him letting her do things but her not feeling like she could you know reciprocate
basically the you know openness and I don't know some of this guy just like posts on there
and I'm like you clearly don't have a significant other like yeah a single guy posting advice
for a couple yeah it's just like the way he was writing and I'm like what like that's
not how it works in a like in a relationship like there's given takes and if you're only
here to take or you're only here to expect to be given to which is taking then obviously
like this isn't necessarily the right space for you because you have to have open communication
you have to be able to give and take you have to I don't know it was just it's just some
of the times I'm reading the comments and then you want to like type yeah I want to type
so bad but it's you start typing and you realize well this is not it's not going to go anywhere
it's anything to do nothing and then I've seen this guy come pop up in multiple comment
like thread comments and I'm like just like can we delete him like he's just so it's
like that it's like that stuff it's just like people speaking of things that they don't clearly
know anything about or never have been a part of yeah and then also giving like poor advice
or or just being negative or like just things like that they that's what triggers me in those
it comes down to the if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all or helpful
or you know like not everybody and then like it's not just like he comments it and then
it's just one guy there's couple we need to email this guy exactly we need to have him
on the show no then it's just like it's not even that he just comments once and then it's
like over he said his piece and like you know it's like oh yeah it's like people will say
like well bro like I don't know like duh duh duh duh duh and then he's like well duh duh
duh duh duh yeah duh duh duh duh and I'm like okay like clearly you control somewhere
else there but it's weird because it's not even my it's not yours at all it's not like
it's not why that the one day you told me you kind of got triggered by some stuff I'm
like what are you talking about like triggered like I look at shit and I I'll read it I'm
like oh that's dumb I don't agree with that but it doesn't like trigger me but you can
the thing that it makes me upset is that there's a lot of misconceptions in this lifestyle
and there's a lot of people who are actually seeking like advice and so it when I see people
just commenting bullshit or like not leaving room for the person to kind of decide for
themself and just being very like one way that's it you know because that's definitely
not it the one thing we've learned is there's so many different dynamics different styles
of people handle in their shit like it's all there's no right way there's no wrong way
like there's so many different ways so when people say well this is the way it is or maybe
you're not or I mean this guy like we'll just call the person like call the person out without
knowing like he'll be like well maybe you're not giving enough to your relationship or
maybe you're not clearly what I've seen in my life is you're not doing enough and it's
like but you don't even know this person so why are you telling them they're not doing
something the right way because there is no right way instead of posing to be like well
have you thought about this yeah or like that it's really his approach force in their their
opinion yeah exactly and exactly I don't know and then like I said it just seems like it's
coming from a perspective whenever he posts and there's a there's a couple of them I say
he and I'm when I say he I'm more generalizing just people like that but they post and it's
like you you know they're not coming from a place of the fact that they know what they're
talking about cuz yeah like I said like it won't be anything about like oh single guys
give me your perspective but it's like clearly he's coming from that perspective cuz or he's
coming from perspective of being the lifestyle previously and then now he's divorced I don't
know like he clearly hates women like that's what I feel alright I don't know it's like
his I feel like we need to get the guy in the show somehow I really want to go the people
on the chat kind of go against them though yeah there's people who are commenting against
them but then but then most people just want to keep it positive so they just skip over
it right they just read it probably got triggered like I did and then just like skipped over
it and then wrote their own people that are that hard in their views you're not gonna sway
them through words on you know so you're not you're gonna sit there and argue back and
forth them about all you can do is like put in your your your actual thoughts to the original
poster and just like ignore which reminds me of the group I got kicked out of when I did
respond that's true is that the conversation we were supposed to have today you got no
that wasn't it you got kicked the fuck oh I got kicked out of a Facebook group because
I argued with the moderator and that is not me which is so fucking weird normally you
not arguing no with people on Facebook like I'm not on there to write shit like I am the
quiet scroller who just scrolls past people and then like text you about some bullshit
or screenshots it to you or whatever like I'm not the one to call on on stuff but I did
get kicked out of a Facebook group because the one of the moderators didn't like the
fact that I was arguing with him and now I feel the need to tell everybody about this
well that group I'm pretty sure is gone that that particular party I believe is over yeah
because of that guy probably I'm sure that guy had yeah okay so I have to say what I'm
trying to think I'm trying to think I'm not gonna say the guy's name because I he's still
in the area that's not part of another group or part of yeah I'm really not here to start
a fight but I feel like I need to tell this story right now okay so we were part of a
Facebook group yes and it was a party group yes and it was a house party yes it was very
new yes in Riverside yes and because there weren't at that time we were we weren't even
we were part of the DTF community but they weren't doing house parties they were doing
meet and greets what it was is this this particular house party was popular back in the day pre
covid okay and it was after covid when all these parties started coming back in yeah
and that's when they had like a new host like I think the person who owned the house was
still part of it but they had like new people yeah kind of running it and but they were
trying to revamp it basically but anyway we're not gonna name you had heard of it I don't
even remember the name I honestly don't either yeah I remember the name of the guy but I'm
going to say it was in Southern California Riverside County type something yeah so we
we're like okay there we were part of the DTF community we weren't really part of a lot
of other communities is like kind of early ish really early yeah but DTF at that time
had not brought back their party so they were only doing meet and greets so we really hadn't
gone to any house parties or anything like that so we're like and clearly at this point
um freedom makers which talked about a lot was gone so we're kind of looking for something
that was where we could go have fun play like and you know just have a good time and so this
party seemed to fit all those boxes it was close to where we lived we could Uber there
like we had some friends in the area which initially we didn't invite them but then like
then we did because we were like oh you guys are in the area so then we invited them which
thank god we did yeah because we got there and I was like 20 years younger than the youngest
person there besides our group yeah well and as far as attractiveness level you're looking
at me but nobody knows what we're talking about it's low it was low it was real low yeah it
was the bar was set very low the bar was set super low I mean that party was fucking fun
don't get me wrong we had a good time we have a good time wherever we go like I said the
first impression was not the greatest the first impression was terrible thank god we had to
run our friends thank god we could burn otherwise we might have turned around and went yeah exactly
the one good part was okay our friends were there we had a good time with them which that's
a whole another story um but we they had a massage therapist essential massage therapist
there do you remember that I remember her yeah so I actually contacted her after that party
because she wasn't doing it anymore right or she was only doing it within the guy or she had
no no only in LA or something she was doing it doing it and doing it and doing it now she was
definitely doing it and she also said that she had a guy that she worked with yeah and but they
would do like a hotel hotel buyouts or whatever they were not a buyout but they would rent a
couple hotel rooms and they would host like a big massage party and I had told her I'm like well
let us know when you're doing one yeah yeah yeah like because I mean that's your fantasy you got
massage fantasies I definitely have massage fantasies and uh they have not been fulfilled yet so
here we are so but yeah she uh she had said this that and the other thing but it was shortly
thereafter once once it kind of went south with that particular person I didn't really follow
up anymore just because I they were attached they were attached in your brain I mean 100% they were
attached one way or the other they were like the guy or just the party the party the party host
all of it was attached yeah so I was like well I'm not I just kind of you know pull myself away
yeah so anyway that was a good part I had a very central public nudity public massage like
uh in the middle of the living room but it was that was that was fun so that was it was a fun
party I mean we had a good time but like I said if it would have been it was great we brought our
friends yes our friends were needed because we really didn't like it was nobody else really at
the party we were wanting to no no so anyway so that so Nila's to say this party was not popping
it was not party was not popping but we stayed part of the group and we were kind of like so we
were yeah exactly because it was kind of coming back we're like okay let's see we're still part
of the facebook group let's pump it up let's advertise it yeah for us yeah for us I was like
let's be part of the group like let's invite friends like let's make it younger let's make it
because they did have a venue which is hard to get they had a pool I mean the venue had a layout
a little ghetto but it was fine it was fine it is what it is yeah I saw I saw potential yeah there
was potential there and I'm like let's let's be part of the group let's try to be like a positive
part of the group and yeah so so we did however a little bit however the party host one of the
not it wasn't a party host he was a moderator he was a moderator the party host was female he was
like a co-host he was like a co-host moderator of the facebook group anyway he would just post
like random slightly degrading things for women and I'm not talking degrading in like a way of like
subdom or like stuff like that where it could be your kink no I'm not talking about that kind of
degrading I'm talking about like stuff that's just like he would just post off the wall shit for
instance the one that triggered me was he posted this whole thing like this random fucking article
he got to I don't know to him in some whatever about squirting being p and that basically if
if you like squirting or if a girl squirts she's pissing on you essentially and not only that said
that he had like an experience or something no yeah no not only that when people then posted
stuff in the comments of like you don't know what you're talking about there actually hasn't been
enough like research on this like there's research this way there's research that way
he then proceeded to post this is what picture this is what really triggered me he's then proceeded
to post a picture of a woman of a woman without her face but like water or pee or squirt I don't
know what it was but a liquid like underneath her butt or whatever I mean was Facebook appropriate
enough that you just saw her legs essentially and like a wet mat and he then said like oh she works
at Starbucks this is my regular play partner and this is like when she and for sure she peed on me
or something like that something to that effect and I'm thinking to myself did this woman consent
to him posting this picture saying who she was like he didn't say her name but if you know him and
you know who his regular play partners are I'm sure not many of them work at fucking Starbucks
yeah like then you know who she is and he was a regular person in a lot of groups yeah so a lot
of people knew him so I'm like she just basically I don't know did he get consent like that's like
that's not right I can't imagine with the negative context that context attached to that yeah that it
was yeah because he was just basically like she peed on me and I'm like but but it's not in a way
of like I liked it like I asked for it it was like oh I was playing with her and then she just peed on
me like this bitch peed on me yeah exactly so it was just it was negative the way he wrote it he
called her out essentially like it was out of nowhere and it was out of nowhere and it was unnecessary
it's kind of like with the whole like you don't talk about religions you don't talk about like all
this other stuff yeah it was just let's keep the conversation positive and sexy yeah and then he
just out of nowhere just posted this and it was like but it wasn't the first time he had posted
some other stuff and like just random it wasn't enough to trigger you yeah just but this random
stuff he would post and it's like that is so a it's unsexy b it's like this girl I don't I don't
see her consenting anywhere on here she's not here does she even know yeah does she even know you
posted this like it just and and for a lot of women like who do squirt like it could go either way
they could be like oh I think it like the woman herself could think it's p and then she doesn't
want to do it and then when she does she's embarrassed and then or like the other way of
like people who are like no or it could be like you it could do two things like I could also
squirt but I could also piss on you like I could do either one like you know what I mean I don't
know it's just like and then there were so many people in there like I'm a nurse like and also
posting other like articles like written by medical journals that said no like it's not it's
different it's female ejaculation like there was like so many things but he would just go in there
and be like no this is wrong like everything somebody posted like oh you know blah blah and so I
finally you just turned that whole chat into like he turned it into a shit show yeah and it was like
everybody against everybody and but most people were like against him and so I commented on his
post and I'm like basically just told him like this is so unsexy this is so inappropriate like
why are you bringing this up I said would you like it if I brought up a bunch of studies about male
erectile dysfunction in the lifestyle like that's not sexy I'm not bringing it up like that's
fucking stupid like why would you bring something like that up no you wouldn't make it a context
yeah yeah exactly no you wouldn't like it you know it's like why bring something up that has
negative connotation into a sexy like thing like this when this isn't a place for like a medical
journal like I don't I'm like I'm not nobody asked you nobody commented like hey what are your thoughts
on this like nobody fucking cares what you think nobody fucking cares what you have to say about
this specific like you're not a female like you have no place to speak about this so it really
triggered me I'm already if you don't want to heat it out like just thinking about relax so if you
don't want to participate don't participate move on yeah but to bring it to a forum and just like
let's throw it out there it was just so annoying and guess what that was the last party we ever
went to yeah it was well he kicked so finally after I said the thing about I think I said something
else to him and then he was like you need to just relax I'm just bringing up information and I was
like negative and that's what it was I said something to him and then in the comments and then he
commented again about just relax I'm just bringing up information this is what I think or whatever I
have and then I brought up the thing about okay well I'm just gonna start posting shit about male
erectile dysfunction and the rampant use of blue pills in the lifestyle is that okay like let me
just start posting that shit everywhere and like let's just talk about that so he was like nope so
he deleted me from the group messaged me and said I don't even know like something about
I don't know he private messaged you which is also against the group rules right yeah he private
messaged me something and then I was just but then he blocked me that guy was such a creep yeah
then he blocked me and I was like oh my gosh like you're an idiot like serious idiot but they
but you were still in the group I was in the group for a second though but then I so then we've I
realized after you were in the group he had deleted his post because he had triggered so many people
yep and then he and then he posted a post about which is such a fucking boomer thing to do
is post a thing which he was is post a thing that says apparently my post has triggered people
so I have removed it and like what the fuck so that everybody is now re-asking him what he posted
that triggered everything and we're just starting it again it's like if you fucking delete it and
then he would delete it and then he was re-posting what his original thing exactly he was re-posting
what his original post was and it was like I I know his name right it just popped on my head
oh I knew it from the moment we started talking about this I'm not gonna say it though but
he is part of some other group or part of I don't remember what it was yeah oh I remember
and then you were like you're like look who's on the list I'm like oh god I remember who it is
yeah I do so anyway it's just like but I haven't seen any posts from him whatever group he's in
he's quiet yeah and as long as he keeps his fucking mouth shut I'm fine yeah that's just like
just dude just but you know what what that group um I don't I'm pretty sure they don't do parties
no they just yeah there was nothing there it was and if they would have sucks because yeah exactly
if we love to support things that are fun things that are good yeah and like you said you saw
potential and it's like yeah it was close enough to us yeah and it's cool they had a pool and we
could have probably helped them or they probably could have helped themselves by not posting
shit like that like there's plenty of people in southern California especially that area
yeah very close to that area we know other groups in that area that could have hosted stuff there
like it's just annoying that one person can just like totally ruin a vibe and he is that one person
he's got my blood pressure going relax have a drink of your mermaid water my mermaid water
I know well I will say this is not the direction I saw that thing and see that's why you got to
give me what you're going for but this is exactly what I wanted because sometimes I just need to
light the match and you're the fire I'm always going to be the fire so um we digress I don't
even know what I digressed or shot in the uh we progressed in the words of swingers couch podcast
we digress like a motherfucker is that what they say yes when they go off on their ranch they say
we digress like a motherfucker I digress like a motherfucker um well you're not 35 minutes in
what were you going to try to talk about where did we start pegging
was that really something you were going to try to talk about I had two topics pegging but
was it really a topic how much can we talk about pegging I pegged you exactly
no it was I tried no you succeeded I mean it wasn't like a uh a week long I was when I was with um
when I was with the girls at that uh passion party like who you discussed and pegged yeah no I
was at that passion party yeah yeah yeah and we were all sitting on the couch and we were talking about
we had they had one of the dildos out or whatever I don't I know you guys were like sitting in the
like all the guys were sitting in like a different room I don't know if you guys could hear us but
we were we were talking about all we could hear from over there was we were we were talking about
nothing was made out we were talking about pegging because uh they brought out a dildo or whatever
and then somebody brought out oh no they brought our strap on and so we started talking about pegging
and then um we were all talking about like how like we've all tried to do it to our men but that
they all like squirm and then we're we all started going into like how you guys tell us like if you're
trying to put it in like if you're trying to do anal and we're like no and you're like archer back
it'll be fine just relax I'm gonna put it in slow it's gonna be fine like we were all we were all
like just saying all the things you guys say to us and it was all the fucking same just relax archer
back do you need to drink more all of those are true I'm gonna be gentle we need more lube here's the
thing your introduction to me was a finger in the shower that had a ring on it that's not pegging
that's that no that was your introduction to anal play we'll say that okay you chose your finger
which had your big ass wedding ring on it well why did why did I choose that finger I don't know
I don't think that was the finger I think it was no I think I had another finger I think it was this
one but I had a different ring on there was a ring I normally was your right forefinger
forefinger and you had her you had something on it yeah there I used to wear a ring on this finger
yeah it got stuck inside me it's getting it um so that was our first attempt at that now that's
not pegging definitely but you kind of scared me a little bit with the ring oh you liked it
the problem is with fingers I have nails back then you didn't no I don't believe so I've always had
nails and not really there's like a small period of time without nails well that was when it happened
and then um you you we tried we tried another episode I was on my back though so there's no
arching of the back no there was one time where I tried with Roger you didn't try you you you
you succeeded Roger the dildo yeah I was on my back you're on your back yes I thought you were bent over
the only person I would bend over is Ryan Reynolds
kidding unless he's into it there's a there's a lot of guys that have a man crush on Ryan
Reynolds I mean who the fuck wouldn't right anyways no we we tried it briefly I was on my back
but we tried it with Roger which is a full size dildo dildo I mean yeah and I I I took it
up to about maybe we'll say mid that's bullshit bullshit my ass yeah exactly exactly that's like
what you guys say I'm almost in that I was halfway in I'm gonna I was scared of product coming out of
from Roger what my it's happening my butthole juice oh no you weren't halfway in that I was always
Bon Jovi in the home you felt like it was because it was it felt like a lot which is how women feel
when y'all are trying to stick your dicks in her ass well you guys are a bunch of pussies
you had barely the head oh no I had to hold on bull shit but what it boils down to you folks
is um it's not really my thing at the moment I wish it was because I I tried it because
you know I'm I'm open to trying things especially when it's a woman delivering the apparatus
and I've heard fantastic things about it and at some point I might try it again with something
slightly smaller than Roger exactly something resemble in like a number two pencil
very solid school those are the best so let's do a number two pencil next time
edged a blunt edge yeah you don't want the sharpened or do I I mean no that's hard no hard no
no so yeah I I added peg into the thing just because going all the way back to the original
start of the conversation was I just I've seen an abundance of that topic in the swingers oh
Swinger Society that's what it is um yeah Swing Nation is the podcast Swinger Society is
the Swinger Society 2.0 yes that's what it is Facebook yes yeah exactly so I've just seen an
abundance of that topic so I was like this is getting kind of popular let's talk about it
really quick so yeah I have not seen that I don't even think I've seen one comment
like I said the only thing I've seen now you're gonna see it a lot because your your Facebook
now I've said pegging 10 times now it's gonna Amazon's gonna be out of control your Facebook's
my Facebook I tick tocks with full of suggestions so annoying is that I was talking to somebody
about some dental products the other day and all of a sudden now all these companies are
hitting up on my I'm like I wasn't even on my own cell phone when I talked about it
like why is it that's why whenever I have my cell phone out I like to just talk about random
I'm like G strings boobies and all this like random stuff and then it works that way it works
it it's way into my algorithms there's actually a lot of posts on Swinger Society that don't end up on my
I don't see any of these uh yeah you need to change there's a ton of people who
who I might have said to show less because I feel like I'm in so many fucking groups like every other
post is like a freaking Swinger post and I'm like I don't need all of this on all of this on that's
probably what it is you probably did a follow less probably did that yeah so you only get like maybe
the highly commented yeah post or whatever it is but I don't I'm still not seeing there's a lot of
stuff about jealousy well you can you can go ahead and dig into this one guy posted I thought this
was funny today I actually saw it he said I'm single and an attractive man there's a picture there
it's like I'll be the judge of that it's just a funny way to put it I'm a single attractive man
it's like most ladies would agree I'm like who's calling you attractive literally I'm almost halfway
through and there's like nothing about pegging I think this was in your brain it could have been
maybe maybe it's just yeah could have been there could have been because you know how they post
the question of the day do you think a question of the day was about pegging I have no idea and then
everybody commented on it and then you just went through the comments and you're like everybody
wants to get pegged um I don't really go through the comments I typically just see the that's the
best part about Facebook yeah I don't I don't have the time for that I have a job why are you
even on Facebook oh what's everyone's thoughts on pegging I saw that one that was a day ago okay so
you didn't go into the comments I don't think so because I don't really care about people's thoughts
on it just made me think well a lot of people are pegging people exactly there's a lot of whole
lot of pegging is amazing yeah I love it both physical feeling and also not being the one in
charge there you go see I don't I peg my guy weekly and we both love it see the thing about pegging
is I've heard you can have your most intense orgasms via your prostate yeah so I'm all about
finding the button whatever it is whatever it is I'm down to try it so you just said button if
somebody's post was how about using the search button there you go
but babe that's like the only one in here about pegging but what I was saying is is I'm
I'm down to find like the most pleasurable but outside of the physical aspect of it I don't
have any of that like I want to be dominated I don't want to be not in control because I don't
have any of those that's not my makeup yeah I'm literally thinking if this feels good let's
fucking try it yeah but I I'm not like laying back where I'm like okay someone else take control that
is not my game I think that probably like is opposite for you yeah like it'll definitely
is hard for you to release control 100 so I'm just like if it feels good it feels good but yeah so
a lot of a lot of other people have other reasons for liking it and or enjoying it whatever it is
and that's awesome mm-hmm that's not my style so I'm just like if it feels good it feels good
but the time we did try it I'm like yeah didn't feel good no didn't feel I did walk a little
funny the next day and so this is me being wide open literally figuratively being wide open
and nobody hold that against me please and babe yes there was only one post about you know what
it was in your brain that everybody was talking about it I'm gonna go ahead and mute your microphone
right now because you're kind of annoying me and yes I think this guy has the same shirt you do
or D referee I have that shirt yes so um in conclusion we are clearly like to restate we are
not going to get to our other topic which is funny because that's the main topic I wanted to other
topic no one win to walk away no win to say no from people conversations and I was going to
lead into the LA thing oh there's another thing on here see this is what's your perfect size and
what size do you prefer so they say small is four and under medium is five to six large is seven to
nine extra large is 10 to 12 extra extra large is 13 and up clearly we're talking about dick size
um and I think it just depends on what you're trying to do no right if you're trying to stick
into my ass I'm definitely not taking a six five to six seven to nine ten to twelve or 13 I'm going
for a small four and under I'm going for and I'm also gonna need less girth and I'm like let's go
for a pinky yeah and then people are like oh six I'm on the buy side but it's like
I think girth is more of a factor I don't know when you're in your butt
in your butt girth for sure that's well length though I mean I guess both like your your vaginal
walls are like built to take you know I think they say the average like depth of a vaginal
canal is like five inches or something before you start tapping the door in the cervix yeah
and that's fine and dandy and then I like the girth from that point is it's all good because I mean
it's it's just going out but in your butt I mean you're yeah there's I don't know we're gonna have
to get a like a professional anal connoisseur here on this podcast because I mean I think
my anaconda don't unless you got six or less
I mean I said four or less let's you could take six if you like I will take four I think I'm gonna
go with two or less and no girth please zero girth just give me a pinky and just touch the button
we're good to go we have to find the button we've got to find the button I've I've tried to find
I have to find the button for you I've tried to find a button on my own I don't know maybe my button
is broken because there's no button there's nothing happening for me there no but I think we have to
cut this off here it's now later than way way later and I thought I was we're gonna you got me all
wound up I know I got you wound up for 50 minutes on a subject which was just supposed to be a
kind of a quick laugh but that's what happens with you yeah I took this train and I wrote it off a
cliff we're gonna call this the crazy train yep so anyways um it is now midweek on the week of
uh May 14th right 14th 15th so we just want to really quick this Saturday night which is May 18th
we are gonna be at the DTF LUS party cowboy boots and daisy dukes you know it sexy country bring
that country by it uh I got some nice outfits for Saturday as to you and then um there's a new
sheriff in town that's for sure oh lord have mercy there's a new sheriff all right and then
um just one more reminder next week which is Memorial Day weekend we're gonna be at EDR
in Palm Springs Southern California we're gonna be there from Friday celebrating a couple friends
birthdays yeah Friday all the way through Monday we got Memorial Day we got a couple of friends
birthdays we got spankens going out it's gonna be a very eventful weekend so if you guys are in the
area you can come check it out the hotel itself is sold out however they do have day passes so if
you wanted to come you could buy a day pass come hang out for the day Saturday is the hot day Friday
is fun Sunday is fun but Saturday is the place to be so you can come check us out there that being said
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