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What's the problem here?
There's definitely one more question.
Double martinis. That's it. Let's talk about sex, baby. No, let's actually talk about the fact that I have had
Fucking my first martini had five shots of vodka
I remember my first second martini had four shots of vodka and then whatever this bullshit is you made me
All right guys, it's amateur hour
And it's only Thursday. It's thirsty Thursday. I started off the night. I was very fucking Thursday
I started off the night feeling very parched
However, here we are
And the reason for this particular pot, it's gonna be a really short one. I'd like to say I tried to say
I tried so hard and got so far and I tried. It doesn't even matter
I tried to say hey, I'm feeling pretty lit. Let's do the intro to this whole
podcast on a
party thing and then let's do an actual podcast and
You said
No, I'm pretty sure I said hell no
I'm tired. There were some of us have to work tomorrow
Cry me a fucking river. So anyways, the reason for this plot all of us have to work tomorrow. I have to work tomorrow
That's why I said including you
Yeah, welcome to the fucking party. Yeah, anyways
Shut the fuck up
What did I say earlier I was like
Was it shut the fuck up? I don't recall. I actually stopped listening to you after a long time
So when enjoying the sweet side of
Or four shots of vodka you just become basically white noise
Four shots of vodka. That's all it takes one martini one of my martinis or I become white noise or one of my
Bargaritas because we both know I put four shots of alcohol in both of those
Yes
So anyways, please move on
Okay, let's move on
All right
All right, so we're both pretty lit right now, but that's fine. You're lit. I've been
Bitch, how many drinks have I had?
All right
Are we I have a smokers cough right now because I can't breathe but I don't sound like I sound like March from
Literally don't smell like I have this like I can't breathe the cough
Only that was real the note can't breathe part that I can't breathe. Yes. Are you trying to see what me dead?
This is actually being recorded. I heard this out to the police the police
I've heard you have a great life insurance policy
You're the worst let's roll the dice
Anyways, we are mr
Mrs. Emily sweets out here with a sweet side of life podcast you can find us on actually
www.thesweetsideoflife.com
If you go to that website right now at temporarily
temporarily
redirects you to
our link pop
Which has a couple of tasty links on there
one of them being your OF
case y'all wondering
and then
Soon to be we're gonna have an actual legit website with all the information
Everything we're gonna have a daily journal written by you
That's not a late night diary written by you
That would actually be interesting 24 7 toilet cam Jesus and
In case you guys listen to some of our more recent podcasts our shower cam
We do have a that one would actually be a good one the shower cam is
We have that one running just in the evening from 7 to midnight because and then you just kind of this is bullshit
it is a
Lot of bullshit, but the shower cam is an idea the shower cam is not a horrible idea at all
It's not a horrible idea. I've thought about it, and I have the technology to make it happen
So don't dare me. I didn't dare you. I think you just dared me. I take quick showers. I
Can slow motion
But anyways, what the fuck we're talking about oh zero things a lot of we're always talking about zero things
so guys listen um
We were the last woman guys and ladies ladies and gentlemen
Whatever the fuck you want whatever you are just shut the fuck up you
Damn it, it's fucking with me here. All right, just trying to make you correct
Get correct
Okay
So this happened because you said I had to make this quick. This is exactly what happens. Yes
So the last couple episodes episodes
You're talking how many drinks have I had tonight that's what I want to know that many but no before you go any further
Let's just oh cheers
All right guys. Well you being a basic basic ass bitch a big sacks base axe
Cheers
So tonight I'm just going I'm going straight up straight up
vodka Sprite and I said I cannot do
My listeners like that. We promise a new drink and I will give them a new drink
So what's the name of your drink?
Macadamia netchichi. I don't know what's in it though. So you have to say that because you make it
This
This has a macadamia nut liquor by what's that brand trader trader Joe's no Vicks trader Vicks
It's by our persons trader by bond
So this was actually a
Likor that was fairly hard to get there for a little bit. Yes, and now we have two bottles. Yes traders Vic all
macadamia nut liquor and
then vodka and
Then pineapple juice and
Coconut cream
That's it. That's it. I believe so. It's it's a kind of a basic drink. It's it's very sweet way harder
I
Like to get that you don't like to make it. No, I I've offered to make this drink so many times for you
I love it. I love it so much, but you don't want some more of it, but it's so very sweet
It's very rich
The and actually tonight after my two salty martinis. I was like I'm craving something sweet hit the spot
It hit the spot. Yeah traders Vic trade traders Vic macadamia nut liquor. That's a big word right there
Is very rich
Yeah, it's very rich. Yeah, it smells delicious. It tastes great
Actually, we could probably just do it a shot
Legit I mean the other night I was like trying to figure out what to shoot
Basic because I'm not trying to put a whole shaker together. Yeah, I could have just put that on ice
And so that instead I did the vanilla crown
You know what you could have done that the macadamia nut liquor and pineapple juice
That would have been a good shot. I didn't want to I just wanted to put a liquor in a cup and to call it a day
So I ended up doing the crown
Vanilla which was fine just straight up. Mm-hmm. I
Put it on ice. I should get up it I swirled it around in a cup and like sifted it and you kept shaking it up
I did
Anyway, but I actually that would have probably been a better tasting one than the crown vanilla
Yeah, I dumped out the rest of it in the morning. I thought I was good. I thought I was gonna consume it the next day
I did not in the morning. I don't know
You have my truck and moments I just I don't want to waste this
We're gonna go behind the fourth curtain right now. I think it's called
You keep everything
I do you're the worst I if you open up open up our fridge Monday morning
After a weekend of just having fun
There's gonna be a user bond bunch of random little cups of like a little bit of this left a little bit of this left
What is in this cup? Oh, this is the one shot from that one night like just show that shit out
And it's just liquor
We did you reuse your vodka they did use the vodka cuz I accidentally
Behind behind the curtain. I actually I was this I do this a lot. I
I asked for a drink you asked for a drink. I just typically a vodka sprite very simple
I don't pay attention when I'm pouring and it becomes a vodka vodka
Yeah, the vodka goes way too high and then I'm like fuck
What do I do now? It's like an inch from the top would you do?
He would turn that shit in a wine
I'm not a big fan of wine. So let's keep Jesus out of the picture
Jesus out of the picture we reel it back and
This past time I was like this so much vodka. I'm just gonna pour what I over poured in your drink into another cup
And put it in the fridge and then you were like
Is someone else gonna drink that?
Yeah, like I don't think people just started our fridge just randomly drinking shit. I think we're good
I've done it then the next
Well, that's you then the next day. I was like hey babe look you want a drink? I got you
I got your chilled vodka in here
And it worked perfect great
So sometimes it works and sometimes I just end up throwing it off the next day which is like 99% of the time
That's me most of the time. Yes
Yeah
So this is gonna be 10 minutes. It's 12 minutes. So we're gonna we're gonna cut this off of here at 15
So anyways the reason for this particular podcast guys is we were talking about
In the last couple episodes how we had a DTF party coming up a less party and we were gonna take our podcast there live and
See what happens. It was our first time
interviewing people
What's that interviewing people yes first time interviewing people's and
First time taking it out of our studio here and which is also our guest bedroom. It's my studio
It's my man cave. It's my music rehearsal studio. It's my
Don't ever call it a guest bedroom ever again
So demeaning I
Think I have enough music equipment in here to make it more of a studio
Then is a guest there's a couch. There's one couch. That's the only thing that makes it guess anything
That's true outside of that about four guitar five guitars
five oh
That's yeah, that was only current ones. I have guitars three monitors actually big ass for monitors
Big ass speakers. Oh, yeah, there's speakers above me
Records hanging on the wall records and a foosball table. This is not upright position
This is not a guest bedroom. So never call it that again say less. I shall never
Anyways
Our guests also sleep in said room
if they have to
So anyways
So we see the next guests. Hopefully we have our heads left in this room. Ah
Yes, I'm like, who the fuck are you talking about?
So if you guys have listened for a little bit we have some friends from Michigan, right? Yeah, Michigan
I always want to say Colorado Michigan and
We've been talking to them about bringing them live on the air
And they got my eggs they got some mics now. I told them my situation. I sent them an Amazon link
I'm like if we bring you on here. I need I need honestly
I would actually if she's listening. I would just prefer her to
Fly out here. Fly here. It's quite cheaper than all the shit. I said one Amazon
just fly back here again and
Stay in my non-guest bedroom
Splash studio and then studio slash yes, I
Don't that's gonna happen very soon. Yeah, but you know we we we tried to get them to come out for
Dirty Vegas coming up, but they can't shake going on. They got they're busy. They got jobs and stuff
so anyway, so we're gonna get them here on the air really soon and
We also have to hook up with Swinger's couch podcast and get them on the
On the monitor here. Yeah, so actually what we talked about is because we've not figured out the whole
Doing
Like the podcast the second way the third like doing it from a far, right? Like yeah, we just
They live in Florida. Yeah, we just barely did the whole thing at the party where
You've had to edit a lot of things like just edit it out with a bunch of things and
Figuring out how to cut that and do it where it's like we're not sitting next to each other
Which is a very different setup than taking it on the road
Type of setup and then we have to figure out the setup where we can do it like via zoom
So they're gonna be my friends from Michigan are gonna be our
a
Hopefully our zoom guinea pig test subject. Yeah, and then we can do the swingers couch
Podcasts yeah, cuz we we bought a bunch of equipment for like the headphone amplifiers and all this other stuff
And I have a bunch of crap here that'll kind of hopefully facilitate like a nice clean connection because I
Just I want everything to sound good. So yeah, so we're yeah, we're gonna test it out with them
Yeah, and see how it happens work out the kinks and then the other issue with the swingers couch podcast
Also with our friends from Michigan is it's a three hour difference. Yeah
And we record most of our podcast at about 11 p.m. At night
So this would be obviously to 11 30 right now. Yeah
Yeah, right job in the morning. Yeah, I gotta get up at 6 you don't know but I have to get like
730 8 8 39 8 at the latest
Yeah, so so we're gonna have to figure that out cuz yeah, we do our podcast late and
I didn't realize it was so late right now. Yeah, you made me watch all that crap reality TV downstairs
We finished the reality show couple of the trouble ruffled a couple or a couple of the trouble. Yeah, you're right
And we watched our Jersey Shore
We watch the
Blowdeck that's one of our other dumb shows we watch
So we finished couple of trouble though, which should have just been called
Spoiler alert swingers lifestyle don't ruin it for anybody. I think I think slowly
Swingers
Lifestyle is being moved into it is stream right?
Slowly, we're calling it couple to threple, but really it's like
Couples that want to fuck other people. Yeah, it's it's couple looking for unicorn or a couple looking for bull right now. Yeah
So we'll see it's getting there. They're trying to make it all like a sweet dating
Romantic show, but I have to to they have to introduce it
So the general public. Yeah, exactly soon. It's just gonna be couples who want to fuck
Couples who want that?
You know who's gonna be the first I
Think network to bring it. It's gotta be Netflix
You think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be on their own they own their own shit
You know what and after I hope we haven't watched it yet, but I've seen a lot of outtakes or
Clips from the Brady roast
Mm-hmm. They they were getting fucking dirty as fuck. Oh, yeah
They they all they have to do is put like a
That's what I'm saying. So but any reality or any TV show now on
Streaming can do that. Yeah, but Netflix is pretty Netflix was pretty
Extreme who did couple to threple?
Well was on peacock, right? Yeah peacock. No, it wasn't peacock. Yeah, it was the same one that did
Exactly
below deck. Yep
So, I don't know it seems like they're slowly, but surely in those dating shows aren't getting deity enough
we need
I mean, they're they're running out of shit. So they're having a like let's go. Let's let's go real life. So
Anyways, we're not gonna spoil that show for you how it ended
However, if you're looking for some late night bullshit show
And Becca if you're looking for your
Becca we're here for you
We're gonna be the shoulder you want to cry on
No spoiler alert so anyways
Very much my type
She's my type because she's she looks a lot like you like right now the dark hair the blue eyes
Very you guys are you're you're in the same line tattoos
I mean if we just go that way it doesn't surprise me at all type is different, but
Not a whole lot. Yeah
Mean she has curves you have curves. She's got boobs. You got boobs
You got eyes. She has eyes. I mean it's it's guys are so basic
It's we don't we don't you have a head. She has a head. You have feet
Guess what she wears shoes. I
Can only assume she has ten toes you have ten toes. It's fantastic. It's a great fit But
Our main reason for this podcast I was listen
May I have your attention, please? Yes, may I have your attention, please will the real Slim Shady, please stand
I
Let's go ahead just let me turn off your mic really quick you told me to speak up
You literally said that sound right there is me turn your mic off
So anyways, um, so yeah, we we took we took our microphones to a party and
What you're about to hear
Is the product of us taking our microphones to a party debauchery so here's the deal we took a couple of microphones
To a party we took two microphones
Two of them or times. I just had to reiterate
So we took two microphones to a party very basic setup. I I wasn't looking for some
Some Joe Rogan, you know Spotify shit just very basic
If anybody's listening and when is looking for that they should find Joe Rogan on all their major
Hardcast spotify and while you're on Spotify also look for this sweet side of life
We're we're like three or four. Babe if there things behind Joe Rogan just where oh
There was a joke. I'm not getting what is it? I don't know
Moving on if they're listening to us to find Joe Rogan they've already found us
You're right. Can you stop intro
So anyways
Yes, we did a party and we set up some mics and here's the deal is
Most of these parties on the DTF parties they started eight, right?
Right, right and normally they're they're kind of early parties like people will typically start flowing in
They're not early, but people do show up. Yeah. Yeah, we usually have a
They're not everybody shows up early. No, I'd like to clarify not everybody everybody like not and we say early meaning I
There there it
Is
There was a
There's usually though like a couple people who trickle in and honestly part of the people who trickle in early
We they weren't there
Okay, thanks for that. Oh, no, but I'm just saying like
They bring people and they weren't there. They had a whole thing going on that they could come. Yes
so there was a lot of things going on on this particular weekend in
Southern California, there's a thing called stagecoach which is like a country festival and the two weekends prior was another
festival called Coachella
So three weeks people were partied out. So we weren't really expecting tonight or that night to be
too crazy
So really good amount of people there. That's what I'm saying is like it started off slow. Yeah
It just wasn't a regular people. Yeah, it got crazy towards the end, but here's here's in line. Here's the problem
is
Our idea was to start
Doing eight eight thirty. Yeah nine and be kind of a couple though
You get a couple of pockets wasn't there was a couple was there early?
That's not normally there early, but we were the whole party was kind of behind
like even the hosts
They had a lot of shit going on that day and they were even falling behind
So even though we got there early to set up
Like they were like the hosts were setting up stuff late. It was just it felt like everything
Fell a little bit behind because there were people there early who ended up being on our podcast
Like who we ended up interviewing and we could have interviewed them earlier in the night
But it just felt like the whole day
Again, even though we got there we set up. We were like, okay
We're here. We're ready. We're earlier than we normally are because we're always there like early for you to set up all your equipment for
DJing and stuff. Hmm
But like it just felt like the whole night and then I had fucking allergies. That was the other thing
That's right
That was part of it too is because I had for whatever reason the craziest
Onset of allergies
Ever like I was dying
So I ended up like I literally was dying but then like I got some Claritin D and I
Leveled out and I was good the rest of the night
But like that was part of it too is like we're trying to find medicine for me
Like it was the whole night just didn't go as we had planned which why have a plan, right?
I'm a planner. Yeah, so
fail I had a I had a concept of what was gonna happen
but what actually happened
was
We had way too many drinks in us before the podcast recording actually started so I had just enough
You had just enough you were perfect
um, I
Was a little more intoxicated than I would have preferred to be yeah recording all these podcasts, but
Yeah, I literally have no level that I was preferred to be at
So somebody's podcast I
Was a bit drunk. We'll just say that the only thing I will apologize for
Which needs no apology but I will apologize for only because I listened to one when you after you edited it
I was like that
I was like dying is you said because my laugh
Gets such a high pitch and I didn't pull the microphone away
For my mouth not the pitch is the DB. Okay, you're decibels my decibel decibel level
Fucking control, but you said you had it like up because you were trying to make sure that you got everybody's voices
Yeah, hold their microphones. Yeah, so I had I had the gains on the microphone set kind of high to
To catch people's because most people don't know how to hold a microphone and speak into a microphone
And speak into a mic microphone properly
So a lot of people like if you go to a wedding you're gonna have uncle Charlie
He's gonna hold the microphone down in his chest. Yeah
He's speaking into his bullseye exactly so when you do that you kind of crank the gain
So I had the gains kind of high and it worked for most of the time
Yeah, I know how to speak until you would have the microphone and I
Laugh into the microphone and we had some peaks and valleys what we say
so so there's gonna be a couple of
Loud moments if you were in headphones repeat apologize. I tried to take a mount the best I could
It's all a learning experience my I now know not to ever give her a microphone directly
And I know now if I have laughing to maybe pull it away. Have you ever watched like American Idol when they hit a high note?
They pull up yeah, yeah, yeah, they're singing they're like
Think Kelly Clarkson like they go. Yeah, exactly. I got it
I was next time moving forward moving forward. We know yeah
so
That's the only thing I will apologize for those two is I got a little drunker than I anticipated before we started recording and
Her out of control vocals. Sorry
It's all good. You know, sorry. No, sorry. Don't apologize
So we actually have five different couples we interviewed very different
we had
So many different dynamics. What's funny is that we had people we we've known for a really long time
We obviously had the hosts on there
People we just met that night just met that night and then people we've like met and like have had like a
Connection with like they've wanted to I mean we talk about it, but like it's a whole like just a whole
It was a group of people a whole lot of people. Yeah
So
That being said, oh, and we also told our people to plug their yes
So at the end of some of these these upcoming interviews you can listen to we asked everybody to
Plug something that they had if they had anything to plug a few of them did
Few of them didn't and some of the people that did
It's hard to hear we're kind of hard to hear their exact plugs
Or they were a little bit too drunk to get their exact plugs out
So we're gonna just do a quick run down and then also in the text of the podcast and the links and all that
We're gonna put their direct links to what they were trying to actually
But really quick. We're just gonna name this off. Yeah, so
Salmon coal we interviewed you pull the thing so I can actually see it. Thanks, babe
I'm not just waving at you. I'm trying to do direct your fart. I'm sorry
salmon coal which we
talked to
Sam's is at Sammies world, which is s a m m i e s w o r l d
That's her o f and then we had Katarina one of the hosts
She has her o f which is a queen
Q u e e n dot Katarina
K a t a r i n a
That's her o f and then since we're plugging o f's I'll plug mine
and it's
M i s s e m i l y
I s w e e t the number one so miss Emily sweet one and that is my oh and my oh
Let's go
Lfg you guys don't want to see them
But um
So yeah, so anyway if you're on in the oh f community and like to check any of them out
And I think most of sexy latest
Most of these names here too if you do some type of
Search on Instagram or Twitter. Those names are gonna come up as well. It might not be the exact iteration of it
But yeah, Sammy's world queen Katarina or miss Emily sweet. Those are all on Twitter and
Insta and all the places. Yeah
So anyway, I just wanted to make sure people who came on for us got their plug out there
But you can listen to them. Like I said, it was uh
Sam and Cole we talked to and Roberto and Katarina we talked to and then the other
Three people we talked to they didn't they didn't have anyone say one of them
So anyways, we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and conclude this episode right now
And we're gonna leave you guys with our friends our friends like at the party an hour of some awesome interviews
and
So we kind of decided with this particular party we go to that we might do live podcast maybe quarterly
Because it was a lot of work
It was a lot of work
Not necessarily, but it was fun. It kept me from like
Talking to other people and doing a lot of things and it tied us down to a particular area
And while it was fun, it was a lot of fun. I'm thinking quarterly
We'll go in there and then but we are we do have other friends that want to be on it. Yeah. Yeah
and we're going to um
E dr on memorial day weekend
So we're gonna bring our we're gonna bring our table our official table with lights
Our lighted table and banner our banner stickers and stickers and we're gonna come
We're gonna set up a table there inside like our room and you
We'll probably do a couple
Couple interviews nothing too crazy, but um, we'll see what happens there
However in the meantime, you may or may not have fast forwarded through all of this because you just wanted to get to the good stuff
You may be just so you know the interview start at 35 seconds in
35 seconds 35 seconds in into what?
interviews
What what no babe. We're adding this to the top of the interviews
35 seconds is where the interviews will start you're gonna
It's 34 minutes. Wait. Did I say? Yes
35 minutes motherfuckers
So we're now at 34 minutes and 42 seconds. So you need to
Clamp this shit up in 15 seconds and go. Well, no, this is you're gonna cut to the end. Say right now. Okay
Okay
When enjoying
Stop you do you got two don't get to do it. It's fucking over now. Well, it doesn't matter because it's going on the end
Do you get it? You're cutting it
Okay
No, we enjoy the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up
Love you. Yeah, I love you mean it. I love you. Love you more. Have a great night
All right, everybody we here have our first interview of the evening we are live
We are live at the DTF
It's a podcast we're not live. Don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up for the people. We are live and live
We're out here at the we are at a party. We are at a party live for the first time ever
The DTF community lust party leather and lace theme. Yeah, so here we have our first guest of the night
Please introduce yourselves. Nope. I'm gonna do it. We have Sam and Cole. All right, which one's Sam. Say hi, Sam
Hi
Say hi Cole. Hi
Say hi Cole
Hi
Gotta give the people what they want. Gotta give them give it to them. Many ways
So we've known you guys for quite a while now and you are one of actually our first
People that we kind of instigated you instigated the process here to do the podcast so
You are here now. I love that. What do you have to say for yourself that I love it?
Look at the inspiration we've given you. What do you have to say for years a single episode?
You have not have you heard the latest?
Banana cream pie? Yes
We've officially hit the big time with the banana cream pie
It was a real hit. You know after they uh after the the swingers couch podcast plugged us
Our numbers have been insane. We've been we've been in the 20s every single day. It's crazy. That's amazing
Before you know it, it'll be the 30s friends. You know what? No, not even lying. We are hitting like record numbers right now record numbers for us
I mean, it's not record numbers for anybody else, but record numbers for us
I love that and we are we are top of the list if you type in our name
Sweet side of life podcast. Yeah, we appear top right there at the very top. That's all that matters. Look at you. Soaring
You know
So anyways, uh, so you guys are always here at the parties at the dtf parties
Yes, the fuck you looking
I can't see us. I'm just watching all the people. I'm just watching all the people. Act like the mics are dick.
Um, shut up. Uh, no
I'm not talking on the mic man
Come on grab that dick cool
Anyways, um, so you guys have been connoisseurs of the dtf less community parties for quite a while now
Yes, so I've been trying to get a lot of new people to come out to this party. Yes, especially my family and my mom shadow
She's not she's not a kids here too. I mean, it's a fucking family affair. You know what?
Let's fucking do it. My mother lives in florida. So if she can make it out, she would totally enjoy that's great
I love that for her
However, she is not here tonight. So that's unfortunate. What is your guys's favorite thing about the dtf community?
Our friends we've made awesome fucking friends. Awesome fucking friends made awesome awesome dash
Fucking my friends dash. Yes all the above all of it depends. Absolutely. It's possible. All right. All right. Sounds good
What about you cool?
I would say it's my friends as well
Safe answer. He acts like he's on fucking jeopardy. That's my final answer
Yes, I agree with you. But it's true. Everything is yes. It's fantastic. I love that. Yes
Awesome. That's me and my best of my worst. So I'm gonna say friends
Yes
That's up for debate
So how how long have you guys been in the ls?
Just over two years
Yeah, I think that we kind of met at the same time like very early in your guys is like yeah at that birthday party dynamic
The birthday party that shall remain anonymous anonymous. So see her tonight, but it was a naughty nautical
birthday party and I did not know themes back then and understand
Yeah, we met them then. Remember that's where we met. Yeah. I didn't know about themes. I didn't get ls world
of like how themes are important. Yeah, so we just showed up and just some titty shit
I'm always here for a good theme. Yeah, you know, it's funny like thinking back now. I didn't even think about the now to that party
Yeah, I'm like goddamn. She was so shy
Me you well because we just didn't know at that time, but
Wow
Look, it was our first part. I mean he hasn't changed too much
Yes, he is still
Shire high paint. What does call it shy?
But that was the first yeah, we well we've been to parties but like clubs never like a house party
Yeah, we did not know what to expect
It was it was a great time. That was a fun party. It was a good party
It was a good party, but that was the first time we had ever been to like a house party
That's the first time I got fucked by somebody other than mr. Sweep's really. Yeah, I was there upstairs. I remember it was not
You're a liar and a thief
Motel six. Oh, well, I mean if you're at a motel six, that doesn't
You know what that house party was the first time
I'm shh. Motel six has not made the podcast yet. You stand by that's the first time
I actually do know who it was and yes, I remember being there. I do. Yeah, you guys were there. Yeah upstairs
We saw that bonus from action
Shirt in a little lift and push
I saw it
Lift my ass and push it in. Yeah
Not in my ass. No, no, no just had to get up in it
I
Love this for everybody right now. This is great. You really could probably just leave us
We're doing great. We love it. We're here for that's what makes me nervous
I would never leave you two alone unless there's a camera set up. Well, well, here we are. She's not really here for that
Here we are
Oh my goodness, I can see the numbers climbing
So yeah, so about I would say just over two years
So what is what would you guys say to to date? What is your
Craziest like LS experience that you guys have had
I would say anything where
I've been in a situation because we if we play in group situations, it's typically an MFM
So those are always my best times. I'm not gonna say craziest, but those are the best times
I thought we call it was always MMM MMS
No aims over here. Let's get that on the record
Make that loud and clear. Um, or um, I mean we've had some group play situations privately that have been a good time
Is your dynamic still
Like do you still have a boyfriend? Yes. Okay. So that's changed. Yes recently. Yes that um, yeah
So I would yeah, I mean recently in the last where is he he is actually in Texas visiting his family right now
Yeah, I was his sister's birthday
We love her for that. Yeah, I'm gonna say um, mr. Sweets a little bit upset about that
Um, oh you mean because you thought he was so hot
Your boyfriend is hot. Yeah, I know
I'm fully
I love cool
I was gonna say for the record. I have a really hot husband. Yes. Yes
We were just talking very different very different, but in the same genre. Yeah, um of certain things. Yeah, and um, yeah
No, they're there's been drastic. I've only seen Cole's genre
Oh, well, I'll show you I'll show you my phone later. I accept Cole's genre
I'm here for Cole's genre. I'll show you my boyfriend's later. I've got a good video
I call second blow job or third second second. Yeah other than obviously you
No, no, no, there's one. No, I know I mean in between you
Like there's you then there's somebody else then there's me. Yes, right? Yes, okay 100%
Yes, yeah, that was that I pride myself on my blow jobs. I know
You know who it was no stop playing
Where?
At Athena's
At Athena's yeah, yeah, we talk about Athena's
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I remember her talking about it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was not the best experience
No, which is why I had to redeem. Yeah other women's flow jobs. Yeah, right
And you know what anytime someone's available for that. I'm signing them up
What's up Cole? I'm
Sweet for doing a good thing. I mean, thank you for lending your services. We appreciate you. You want this Duke?
Um, here's the thing. I'm really good. It's just not my fave
So
I will um, I've heard this many times before
With that. I'm good. No that that you're good. It's not your thing
I want to test all of that theory
I'm you know what I want to go on a fact finding mission. What happened three people at once
I'm you get is gonna be three three. Yes. Yeah at the last party last month. I had two and it was fantastic
That's a lot happening. There's a lot happening for sure. I want three people to eat my pussy at once
Like that's just not really a thing. Well, your pussy doesn't go out. It doesn't matter. I mean
Think think about think about miss sweets and I and like how are we but like we could take turns
But now there's a third like there's just a lot happening
I maybe two of them the shaft and then the third one
That's what I said. It's like maybe one of the balls
Yeah, I mean if like the fourth comes behind and starts licking the bong I mean, I'm fine with it
Can I get the shaft? Can I put a right question for the shaft? You can get the shaft all day
Okay, because I'm not really here for the balls
I mean, I'll hold them for her and put them in her mouth
But I don't really want them
You can take whatever position in the chain you want. Okay, I just it's just a numbers game. I just want the numbers
Priority that's all you can have priority and then and at the end I share my my seed with everybody
That's so sweet
You know what?
You know what that's so
Beautifully religious. I'm a giving guy. Yeah. I love that. I love that for you. That's a brother husband scenario
All right, Sam and cool. I feel like there's I feel like there's much more to be had here
There's there's a sit down that we need to have
We need to sit around the table with like a bunch of four microphones right now
We're just working with two microphones because um
There's a little bit that's like yeah, but I call every now and then says something that you you really want to hear
Four mic scenario. We need a four mic setup when we can bring all of this
Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us here tonight. Appreciate it. Sam and cool. Is there anything you would like to plug?
Um, no, actually, I'm great other than my
What my instagram like what's the insta world one sammysworld one at instagram.com
Is spicy do you have a myspace?
Um, who well it's 2000 and you know 24. I don't care. I still have a myspace you can find you can find very hot
Erotic pictures at myspace from 2012 all of it. Yeah, I love that that's sexy
Well, thank you guys. You guys. What about you cold? Do you have anything you want to you want to plug my vagina?
I'm just blessed to be here
Mic drop bitch. Mic drop don't drop the mic. It's the only one I have
I'll save it for next time
I'll save it. I'll save it.
Podcast is all
Done. Well, I mean really who's gonna follow this without it being better? Right? We'll see
All right. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us tonight. Thank you. Love you both. Sam and cool. Have a great night
You're great. High fives
High fives all the way around. It's better than a fist. Love you both
We're gonna do another one with us. We definitely have to uh, oh she just showed me her butthole
Eyes
I saw where babies come out. Wait babies don't come out the butthole
No, they don't my bad. I'm gonna give you an anatomy lesson
Give me another anatomy lesson
All right, baby. How you doing? I'm good. You do good. Yeah, awesome. Can you hear me? I can hear you now? Yeah
She's uh, mrs. Emily sweets over here is not used to holding a live microphone. No, I just sit on a couch and talk
She's used to a studio microphone where it's sitting way off in the distance
But here we are live in person
And we're gonna do shots. What are the uh, what's the ones with the just vodka?
Thank you
Yeah, we're gonna have to get miss catarina on the microphone here pretty soon
All right, let's just do this. This is a drinking show and I can't there we go
All right, we're gonna do a jello shot really quick. Yeah, what's the key the jello shots?
It's something about lick this the tongue the outside. Yeah, you got a tongue the outside
You got a tongue the outside like you're tongue and up you do your first. All right
Her tongue is going in the 360 direction around the shot glass
And before you know it it's down the gullet. All right, give me a play by play online. Mm-hmm
He's sucking it
You're just like licking it like a vagina in and out in and out
Oh
And I still have
See my my technique is much better. You gotta tongue it like a butthole all the way around see that works and then flick it in
Told you I can't it's still it's still half of it's in there. I don't know. I don't have the magic for a jello shot
Oh, I just joked on the bell in jello shop. That was terrible. All right, everybody
I'm we're gonna be back in just a few minutes with another couple
We are mr. And mrs. Emily sweets a sweet side of life
We'll be back in just a minute
We are here with the host the host of the most
Of the dcf party mrs. Katarina
Oh
And rebuttal you gotta roll the arms you really do have to roll the rebuttal
If you don't roll the doors, they're not the same
Now that was so much with her she she likes doing your other ours when you're really down there
So when you're down there roll the ours
I do recall rolling the
Mr. Sweets gonna roll his ours on you
So
Hi, this is Katarina
All right, we are here right now with the host of the infamous
The one and only
DTF communities lust party
Every month they hold a great party here in southern california. We've talked about this once we've talked about it again
And we are talking about it once again here
He sounds like a rock right it's like can you feel ladies gentlemen
Can you feel it?
Sunday sunday sunday
Like everybody here is like mr. Sweets and it's like this is not his regular voice. I'm just gonna tell you right now
This is not him
He's got the announcer voice like hello. How are you everybody?
Like you get him out there and he's just like a really cool guy that likes that
He's super nice. Yeah, like uh, but you got him in a podcast. I didn't have a podcast like who are you?
This guy
I know like the missus sweets is like, oh, I know her like and she does not sound like what did you say earlier?
The squirrel like a squirrel or crack
Not you
No at all on the podcast
She's super sweet too. She's super sweet super hot and god every single time I see her like
How do I get away for like 10 minutes? That's all I did
Maybe two 10 minutes, you know, I'm done
All right, so we're here once again. You guys have another packed party here
It's it's amazing. Everybody comes out
You guys have another packed party here
And everybody comes they keeps coming here and I don't get it because we're here. So why aren't they avoiding that?
You know, I thought today was like, you know, it was looking slow
That was looking slow. No, like this is you know, I could stagecoach Coachella
That we think they're not coming to that tonight. They showed up. You know what everybody fucking came up
They they responded to my myspace in
My space the myspace which you posted that on your on your cast. It was like
All right, we're gonna get miss catarina a drink over here
And also I could be by the heater
I'm like miss Emily just wants to be by the heater. She's like wants me to warm her up
It's exactly makes sense. Why not? No, but every single time we have party
My biggest fear is like this is gonna be the party that nobody shows up
Like this is the this is it like we have like so many guests signed up
I cut it by half and this is it. Yep. I just don't see it. Just it never stops
I love it. I love people coming out. I mean coming in and it's amazing
And even to give you the tour like this. I like sexy tour
We used to do the tours and we'd love doing the tours
But now we got kicked out of tour duty because we have another couple doing it
We have a queen booty
Oh, yeah, queen booty does our tours and oh my god. And now we got a
Now we got a 360 out there. Did you do a 360 already?
Nah, yeah, we have not why not? They actually have a 360 camera here tonight, everybody
You know what? Put that and do that and put it on your TikTok
I
Haven't done it yet. It's it's freaking amazing. I saw when we first got here
I was looking at it, but I didn't have my pants on so I wasn't sure yet
If I if I could do it, I didn't want to know that mr. Sweets
Had a shirt that says what did it say?
Breeze spankings everybody
So I'm walking with mr. Sweet because he's like I need to talk to you about and we're walking and you had a girl like stop
You directly like hey like she turned around and said please spank me
There was a woman. Yes that she she she begged and she deserved
I gave her three. I gave her three solid spankings
Um, I could I could have given her more but I gave her three because I didn't want to I didn't I didn't feel she deserved a fourth
So I was like, you know, I'm gonna give you three
I gave her two for her one for me
Fourth we'll talk about it later
Okay, so you know what it was like, but I just want to say how sexy
Miss sweet looks today. Oh, she looks fantastic. She has these like two little
Things coming out or like what is it the banks the banks two little things. Oh my god. She got that like presses layer like
Oh my god
Oh my god super sexy
This was me not wanting to do it
And then and then I'm so lazy
And then she has this choker. Oh my god that choker is to die for
I love choker. I'm a big choker guy. And you know what not only that that corsets. I'm a corset guy
Holy
Yes
All about it. I'm like right there bang bang bang and then she's wearing the lace. I just want the lace to go away eventually
Because
She's still with clothes that's kind of impressed because she always naked
Ladies and gentlemen the lace just came away. We're now almost eleven full breasted
americana
It's every
It's almost eleven and you still with clothes. What about you katarina? You're normally not oh and we're titties out here
I can't tonight. I don't feel comfortable tonight. Why are you not why you are not feeling comfortable because our friend is here
Who's your friend? Oh the 360 guy 360 guy freaking is like first time ever. Yes, my brother
Literally, he's like my brother. So your brother's here tonight everybody rocking the yeah, that's just weird
So I don't care if your brother sees my penis. So it's probably gonna come out here soon
You're gonna suck my dick in front of your brother. Do you want me to do it right now?
Do you hear that?
He's like wait so I just want to make sure you can hear that
Everybody can hear that a well just heard that
I'm gonna take you up on that offer here as shortly
All right
I think today today was supposed to be the day that you were supposed to get the the three person blow job. Yes in
in previous previous, um
I'm sorry everybody. I'm distracted but tennies are coming out. I got boobies everywhere right now. I got tennies
I got I got cops everywhere right now. There is no cox
No, there's no cox. Mrs. Sweet pulled him out and then she just started tidal wave the tidal wave comes out and all the way
I'm just getting titties everywhere titties everywhere. Okay, tennies coming out titties coming out. It's like it's awesome
I'm distracted. Oh, I love that. You know, I'm a big kid right now. Um
I don't even know how to
I don't even know what the fuck were we talking about me?
I digressing to digressing to digressing we digress
Here
I I create a tidal wave of titties coming out titties everywhere
The Jordy said I was yelled at across the party. Did you tell him about the Rosarito story yet?
No, but we should sit down all four of us. Oh my god that
We need to get together just like privately. Yeah, just where everybody has their microphone
Yeah, we can do like a four mic type thing like there was there's so much
I was like you were told that story earlier today. So good. I was like, oh my god. What part of the story did you say?
Yeah, there's so many parts of it. There's so many good ones. It was such a fun time. Rosarito was fun.
We needed to do another Rosarito. We didn't talk about the part where you passed or you sprained your ankle
you were too drunk and you
you tripped and
You fucked up the whole night. Yeah, we didn't talk about that part
We didn't talk about that part yet
Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. We haven't talked about that part
Yeah, exactly you babe. Yeah
Shen who who carried me all the way back because I twisted my ankle
Mr. Sweet Mr. Sweet Mr. Sweets carried you out
That's coming up with a net it right?
Mr. Sweet
After I laugh about you like cracking up even the security guy in Mexico say
Senora don't laugh from your husband. I was like
It's more funny when he said that I'm cracking up. It is ridiculous. It's fucking ridiculous
What about the part where I had your legs behind your ears?
That's a good part dude
That's different
That's why you roll the Rs. That's why you roll the Rs
All right guys. Thank you guys so much for joining
Yes
Catarina would you like to like plug something really quick right now?
What are you plugging? What are you plugging? What are you plugging? I mean, I I want to know what I want to plug but I mean
Oh
You're talking about the uh, yeah, she has or that you have like anything insta insta does anything you got
my oaf
Katarina
Queen katarina you guys find me on instagram queen katarina score zero zero you guys find me on twitter katarina
Queen katarina blah blah blah
No idea what I don't know my impatient back. He's gonna post it right there. So don't worry about it. I'm fucking drunk already
I love you guys. No, thank you.
Los quiero mis amores
No idea what our socials are like I have to do this
All right, everybody, thank you guys so much for hanging out with us tonight. Cheers
Hello, I get to start it not mr. Sweet
Hi
So we're here with the vet couple
Hey, how's it going? Konichiwa
They've been avid listeners. I think since day one, right? Since day one
No day two. My mom was day one
I think we were number three. Yeah number three downloads. So you guys have been listening for a minute
You guys have been in our area. We've had fun
You guys made it so great for us because we forgot all our liquor that first party and you guys came in and saved our whole day
I have I have a memory about the first party
So let me take the microphone here
so
I uh, I paid close attention to the rscp's for the less parties here at the dtf
And I saw a new couple come in and I'm gonna be honest. I look past you you
The male and I looked at your female. Well, of course
And um that night you guys showed up and like we were talking we were jiving and I was like, hey
I would love to make out with your wife and she was like, no, I'm good
And I was like, oh, all right
I am I'm so sorry for that. I think you're a lovely human, but I am only into girls
That's exactly what happened. She's like, nope. However your wife and I was like
Hey wife, come here
Boom next thing, you know, they're making out and I was like, that's fucking awesome. I take no offense to that
I have no issues with that
I think that was the same night though that I sucked your dick
Yes, that is true
So I made out with you and I sucked your dick. That's just the story of my life
It was a really good first dtf party that
Definitely lived true to the name
So where are you guys from?
Hacienda Heights
Hacienda Heights. Yeah, it's like the sanghibro valley area
You guys have been to several dtf parties. We have. These are fun
Yeah, I know I know one
There was another female here who's very into females also knew
And you got the female and the vet couple party. I've been very fortunate. Yeah
Like we you guys were in the back room and I just like I was like, hey, I'm gonna join these two
Yes
And it was beautiful. It was fun. It was fun. I love women, but that's not my primary. I'm like
It was a religious experience for all of us
It definitely was something to be seen. I think I did end up though sucking somebody's dick on the floor
In the bedroom. It was the craziest thing. It was like this was like
It was introduces. This is just women and then it was fine
It was like three women, frolican, touchin and there was a guy in the corner
with his penis out
and all of a sudden miss emily was like
There's the penis and she jumped off the bed. So
So that's what happens
Like I said, I love fun with women, but I am a dick chick
You want that? I only want my man
Otherwise, like I just I'm more of a girl's girl
And you know in every sense of the like the phrase you're not the only one
I feel like a lot of people get into the like like a lot of people get into the lifestyle because they're
They're female counterpart like is is very bi and wanting to explore that
Yes, you're not alone in that like there's a lot of people I mean that is like so refreshing too because like until you start meeting people like that
You're like what the fuck is wrong with me?
Like am I the only person who thinks this? Yeah, no, I'm not you're not you're not
I mean all I want is women. So I mean I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you
All of it. So this has just been like tremendous fun for a while
How long have you guys been in it because I feel like you guys just started
We've been talking about it for a while over 18 months
We did like the six months of podcast going down that avenue talking about it
You know late night, maybe looking at some youtube stuff like that down on me one night and I just told him hey
I think I want to fuck women
He's like same girl same
So I peeked up I looked and I was like all right
All right, sounds good and I uh continued my delicious dinner
You're so generous
I love that
But no we've been in probably about a year
um
It's so much fun
I've enjoyed it so much like I thought it would be weird or maybe I'd get jealous or mad or something
But we honestly been just having a lot of fun with this
The best part about it like the dtf community to everybody that's been here
They've been super welcoming and like I was saying like our first day here. We had no idea
We forgot booze when they we checked in they're like alcohol and we're like yes
We were like sure that we would love all of that great idea and they're like did you bring any we're like no
And then they they mr. Sweets came in and let's say
There you go like we have some leftover booze and we're like well we're back wash
We're we're two salty sailors uh
if it
If it has alcohol content over 50 we'll be all right, so
But no you guys have been extremely welcoming and it's been
Awesome watching you guys succeed and like listen to your podcast is great. Yes. So happy
All right, we want to thank you guys so much for hanging out with us here tonight. Yes, you are sexy
I'm talking to the lady
The gentleman over here nodded like I'm talking to him
No
I'll take what I can get. Thank you very much
Well, thank you guys so much for your your loyalty
Your honesty and thank you so much for donating to our our go fund me for
We got bills
No seriously guys. Thank you so much. I do have a recommendation for your drinks. Yes. Nope
Say it give us a drink recommendation. Okay, so you're going to get a watermelon. Okay, you're going to cube the watermelon
You're going to freeze half the watermelon
You're going to find yourself a bottle of good rum. We would like to remind you we are drunk
Get yourself a bottle of good rum
Three parts watermelon two parts rum
Blend it
Trust us. Okay. We're doing it
Or you guys could just bring it next time
We shared our booze
High fives
I want titty rubs
Have a great night everybody. We're gonna be back in just a few minutes
All right, everybody we are here back again
Welcome back
Here we are here at the dtf less community party the less party leather and lace theme
Yes
And we have our another guest here
Mr. I mean we'll go misses. I'm Sophia
All right, and I'm Jake and you guys are world famous. We are not world famous
You guys are world famous by by any means
You guys are
You guys were podcasters before podcasters were podcasters. So you guys are pretty fucking famous
You guys are pioneers. You're og
We're basically the dr. Dre a podcasters
So I want to clear one thing. We're not that old
I was gonna say I was like they're not old though like let me just put that out there
They started when they were 10. Yes. So we we we did run up. We did have a podcast called
Real talk between the sheets a little while back and we've still been in the lifestyle
And having fun with it. So here we are the dtf here at the vent
We had to expand the handicap accents
Nice
Yes, he did
He had a wheel me in tonight wheel me in mr. Sweets is an ass
No
But okay, so
How long have you been in the lifestyle?
It's been
One week since you looked at me. Sorry. That's a thing on our podcast 14 years 14 years
Yeah, about 14 years on and off, you know, but
As like all things in life it comes and goes in waves. Yeah, you know, so sometimes you're in it. We took a break
Get in it get out of it. How long have you guys been together?
21 years. Okay. See young young ins here. Yeah, you guys got together in high school. Yes. Yeah, I was gonna say
Yeah, yeah, he was my first
What but not your laugh
Not at all
Not very many though
You're like we had high one over here. Oh, no, I just pulled out my calculator
I'll I'll say as you know how it's like what's your number and multiply it by three for her
It's what's your number and subtract it by three
Like so we originally got into it because I'm bi okay
And so I just I was just on a girl journey. Yeah, he was on this journey with me and why wouldn't he be?
Right, of course. He was on a girl journey. Yeah, and so like originally it started like he would be
on work trips and I scheduled
dates for him and then
I would travel with him to go and meet up with the girls at that he'd already connected with
And then we would have our threesomes and it was
We'd also say was it threesomes? Yeah, so he always met them first
But I talked with the girls and we had like three-way communication and then three-way sexual communication
So it was it worked out really nicely. Has your dynamic changed?
Has our dynamic changed. Yeah, has your dynamic changed?
Uh, yeah a little bit. Yeah. Well, yes it has for them. Yes, but yeah for the most for the most part
that's been our journey in the lifestyle has been
in FFM or yeah female female male for the most part. Okay
I mean, I still love my girls, but I'm kind of on a journey to find more. Get more dick? Yeah. I love that for you.
So this is she wants that dick
I've always had to push her and she's like nope. Nope. Yeah, she's cute, but nope
That's that's been that's been the classic, but that's that's that's pretty obvious
I am on this like cream pie journey right now
Wait, do you listen to it? Do you listen to it? What are we doing here? No, I know. I would like to stream to another
She didn't she has not listened but on the ground the banana cream pie and it made me laugh and I was just wondering if that was
Was going to come up
So I know that's probably a very uh, touchy subject in the lifestyle
But you know adults are adults and they can make their choices exactly like I'm just saying that's
That's been a new fantasy of mine or kink. The banana cream pie is a new fantasy or it is
All right, I'm about to turn my hat backwards
and make it real
So talking about going in and out of the lifestyle it's amazing what a hysterectomy will do
Exactly. So like yeah, I had some health issues
hysterectomy and like so then I'm like, oh like
hmm
things
I don't have to worry about that anymore
And it just became a new fantasy for me and so
I'm still contemplating this thing. I'm I'm still new to this side of it. So this is not like a
All right, so you guys are talking on your last podcast about fuck it less. Yes. Now, we're we're not fuck it less people
We never have been I'm gonna say
I have a fuck it list for tonight
What is it? So you guys have heard about motorboating, right? Yes. Okay
Okay, have you guys heard about
Pond tuning?
No, tell us. No. Tell me more. All right, so
So tell me more. So if it's possible
tonight at some point
Pond tuning is when you have two very voluptuous women and um, I happen to be standing in front of two of them
Where you fund back all the way around
Like a 360 so it's just boobs all the way around all the way around
Yes from the sides from the sides like a pond tune. You got you got fun bags on both sides
So there's so there's a guy in the center
The guy's in the center. Okay. Okay. Okay
All right, I thought I made that one kind of clear
I just wanted to make sure I understood correctly
So guys guys in the center and two girls around around both sides, you know fun bags on both sides
All right, so what you're saying is you want to sit in the chair and you want two
To four to three to four naked breasts to wrap around your face
Ear to ear
I'll be on my knees. I don't even need to be in a chair
All right. Well, I mean this is not on video, but I mean it's not out of the question so
Ladies can we make this happen ladies?
All right
I mean, I think we have kind of have to right now. It's I mean it's
Are you gonna are you gonna DJs here? I'll give you guys the mics
I'll give I'll give one of you guys the mics because I'm gonna be a little suffocated for a second
This is how we do
Here take the mic. All right, we got we got boobies everywhere. All right, so
All right here I have two. Oh my god. God.
Someone call 911
He's about to die up in this bitch
He's like, I'm not I'm not trying to die just yet. I'm hanging on. I'm hanging on
Oh, we got oh that was um
That was a lot that was a lot
I
My okay, I have if we're doing fuck it list right now. My fuck it list is
I want every woman in the party to lick my butthole
I don't think it's doable. I don't know. You know what? I don't I don't think it's gonna be doable. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine
All right, there's a lot of women here. There is definitely a lot of women here and there might be one
Just one woman. I don't I don't know
I don't know
Is there that many I don't know how many I don't have no idea how many women want to but I mean it's part of the game
You know, that's actually like one thing it's like I feel like I'd have to get like like fully sugared to even be comfortable doing that
Getting your butthole licked
Like wax like what isn't that isn't that what isn't that what it's called? I don't know. I I don't know. I've never done it
I'm a dude. I don't know
Waxing and then there's the sugar waxing I get the sugar waxing. Oh, I've done laser. Oh
I mean out of my butthole
So then you're like done. I've never been told my butthole needs it. So I don't know
No, your your butthole is pretty pretty good. You have a very fantastic butthole
I have a natural blonde so I feel like it would be blonde here if it was there anyway girls. I would need it
But I could I could definitely tell
Mr. Sweets and me need it
I don't know. I'm pretty clean. I'm clean clean clean hair. Those are completely separate
I mean if you're gonna get down in the woods, I mean
Maybe well, if you're gonna if you're gonna ask if you're gonna ask a lady
Yeah, I could see yeah, right, right, so it wasn't like I haven't thought about this before
Fine, let's go
I bought a razor
razor. Oh, that's dangerous. I wouldn't do that
What do you guys have a new thing or journey sexual journey that you're trying to entertain?
A new sexual journey like something that you're wanting
Not me. I'm honestly
So just go with the flow. Okay
I
I'm just literally go with I don't know. I'm just that's my so there's nothing that you're looking for in particular
No, no, not really. She's not one to build a bucket list. I am not one to build a bucket
Well, I'm not either but the like the cream pie thing was new for me. Yeah, where it was just kind of I don't know
It's like the okay zero judgment and I love I would love to be the type of person to have a bucket list
Because that just sounds like such a good time and I love a scavenger hunt. Yeah
For me it was like, okay
well
Obviously with your person you don't have to use a condom, right and so
I don't know
I love feeling the come inside me. Yeah, to be honest. Yeah, so that was where I'm like
With the right person it would be I do I actually I do I do this is still a for debate. I just want to I just want to put that out there
I do like come inside me
That's right everybody
Yeah, and so I do we've had some some instances where I was like maybe we could have pushed the boundary here
But it wasn't discussed and it wasn't planned out. So
So, I mean, I love come to
I love my come on someone else's face. Yeah
No face is different
A face is different. Yeah, I don't know faces are fun for you
Uh, don't get in my lashes because I get those done. Yeah, I pay for these
Yeah, those are yeah, those are hard and expensive. Yeah. No
But if we go if we go nose down, I'm here for it. Yeah
Noted
I'm here for all of that, but I love it. Yeah, no, I would love to build a bucket list
But I just I don't have the expectation in me. Yeah, honestly that whole like
I'm probably the fucking office was a complete excuse just to get you guys is to rub your boobs in my face. So
Pantuning isn't even a thing. He made it up
Y'all fell for it
It was real to me. I have zero problem rubbing my boobs. That was probably the most innocent thing
I've done in a minute. It was and I had zero problems watching her boobs
Across his face. So I was I was good. I'm good
I'm like, I'm just gonna drown him
Drown me baby drowned me
Well, we want to thank you guys so much for coming on here with us tonight once again the real talk
Be between the sheets things were having us it was uh, you gotta
Yeah, I don't know maybe maybe we'll uh repost everything. I mean it has been a while actually
I was gonna say it's been a hot minute. I remember the name
Yeah, maybe we'll repost and start again. I don't know
You never know weird or shit has happened
We are we are on new journeys, but I but I think I'd rather uh, just be
guests
For the moment. It's all good. It's all good. We welcome guests. It's all about the editing
I am I'm not gonna edit shit on this just so you know
There's nothing here worth the other edit
Hopefully hopefully as even comes out and you can hear it all with all the background noise because this is a party
And like everyone is like going off here
Yes, it's gonna come out all the way
Yes, I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for it. How badly are you waiting for it? Tell me in your sexiest voice
So bad in your sexiest voice how tell me how badly you want me to put my breast against your cheeks
Thanks guys, this is fun. Have a great night everybody. Thank you
So once again, we are here at the lust party
It is fucking cold up in her
It is april
27th
24 and we are back here again
With a few guest stars
So
How y'all doing? We are doing very well. Thank you
Would you like to introduce yourself really quick? I am kj
And this is my sir. Hello everybody
was uh
was
All right, so we got kj and sir up in hisy tonight. So we've known you guys for a little bit now
Yes, if you guys have an awesome dynamic, so would you like to describe yourself?
Describe us. So we
Yeah, just describe your dynamic by shortly because we would love to sit down with you guys like with four microphones
And we can all discuss it because it is so interesting and I love it
So but just like briefly give us your guys this dynamic because obviously we know we have sir and kj
so okay, so
I am owned. I'm a trained submissive and he is my dom
So that I mean that's that's the easy part of it. But yeah, so he's my sir. He owns me
So are you guys married? Are you guys dating? Do you have other like sigs or like what is?
So currently we are not married. Okay. We are in a relationship. Okay, but we're not married yet
Um
Someone's waiting for a ring
I just hit a nerve
And the podcast over everybody. Have a great night. So nice to meet you. Bye
Bye
Um, so we I mean we're in the lifestyle, but we don't currently have
Other people were in relationships with
Um, we're in a committed relationship with each other but sir is your primary. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Got it. Okay
I really want to get into your guys's details because they're so good
Here's the thing about these two is like I said, we've known them for a little bit now and we know they're dynamic and it goes deep
There's a lot to be said so
Oh how we met. Oh, we can start with that. Yeah, so so we're gonna we're gonna go later
We're gonna go much deeper with these two. We're gonna pull them into the studio
Get them like stripped down naked and do like a full two on two four on four
type thing but right now
We're just kind of we're just kind of hitting the surface right now. So what's the service? Okay, so how we met was
I was on a sls site. I was on a lifestyle site and he was in a relationship with somebody else
And I became their unicorn
Okay, so I was their unicorn for a period of time
But she was a jealous bitch and got rid of me
I looked at him and I stayed in contact, but then I ghosted him for like five years
Five years five years. I would like pop up be like, oh, how are you?
I'm really interested in like the submissive lifestyle because I'm very dominant normally
So I'm an alpha submissive. So I'm very dominant in every other aspect of my life
But I wanted to know more about being a submissive. I knew that he was a dom and so he would like tell me a little bit
And then I would disappear for like six months
And then I'd pop up invite him over to the house. We have a barbecue and then I disappear again
And this happened for like years. Wow. And then I finally
Started like actually dating him and asking him. Oh, you want to go out? Whatever?
And then he actually started training me. Yeah, and then I've been
Since then we've been together for two years and now he's been he's been training me for two years
So now I'm actually his submissive, but
No, yeah, that's that didn't work out. They've been separated for a long time
But she is so pissed that we ended up together
Like so mad. Hey, it's gonna hate
You know, I was better. So one of my guys
I'm sure you were. Yes, I guarantee. Oh, I guarantee it too. I was there
Wow, okay
Briefly tell us how because I've talked to you guys before and I feel like you can give it in like a super fast
Kind of like quick wave how he started training you
It is not fast. I know I've had like conversations with you though
Oh, there's so many things so you're trained for your dom. Yeah
So it's very specific to the person that you are a submissive to because all doms and all submissives are different
And there's so many different types of submissive
So I was trained for him. I'm not going to be the same submissive with anyone else. I was only trained for him
Okay, so you're dynamic with other people
so
is it
Is it where?
Dom is like the only
Person that I'm with no, I know because well, we've hooked up. Yes. So
But is like outside of your guys's relationship. Are you a dom sir?
Well with other people, um, no not necessarily. I mean, I haven't really been with very many women
Since we've been together it's been more her playing
Yeah, but I mean I enjoy I mean outside of our relationship
It's kind of like normal like she can play with other people and I mean I enjoy watching her play because
You know, I don't know. She's like my porn star, right? So yeah, like I I like watching her get fucked and
So that's interesting because you're her dom but outside of your guys's relationship. You're more of like a
a stack
Sure
I enjoy watching her play and I mean it's I mean it's hot for me to you know
Because I mean we play all the time, right? But like it's a different perspective watching her and I get to sit back and relax and
and I mean we've worked on a lot of things
sexually like getting her to open up and and
pleasure in different ways so getting her to see
Getting to see her in action is it it's kind of pride for me in a way to like I can be proud of her and seeing
letting her
do what she can do and
Guys look at me and be like wow like that was amazing and then like then I feel proud, you know
Lucky
Okay
Is that I sucked your dick. You definitely have sucked my dick
1000%
But I will say your your guys is dynamic as awesome as it is. It's it's a
I've had confusion for someone like myself because of that because I would like you have you know
You have your guys this thing, but it kind of clears it up a little bit more
what he was just saying
because
Of that well, like I said, it's very specific to the Dom, right? So the Dom that I have
he
gets off on
envy
So if he can train me
To be able to pleasure somebody else and have somebody walk up to him and shake his hand
Or send him a text message or tell him dude. That was the best head. I've ever had to him
That's pride because let me know I'm shaking his hand right now. Yes
It was very bomb head
That's pride to him and that's the way I was trained. I was trained for pleasure
So whether I'm giving pleasure to him or to somebody else. That's the way he trained me. That that's what I do
Yeah, so that what that like like like mr.
Sweets just said like that was our kind of like trying to figure you guys out is like I knew your dynamic
And then I'm like, how do other people
fit into that but this actually clears up a lot for me like the stag
aspect of it is
Something I didn't know before our dynamics actually very much between us
So like we never bring the Dom sub thing really doesn't go into anybody else
So if we're hooking up with a couple it's it's just like kind of a free-for-all like yeah, it doesn't follow into that
I may ask if I you know if we're very subtle
So if I look at him a certain way and I'm asking he knows if I'm asking for permission to do something
And all he has to do is nod his head and I know I'm good to go
Yeah, so it's very subtle people wouldn't notice it right our dynamic is between us
It doesn't carry through he's not going to go and try to dominate somebody else. He's not their dawn. He's mine
right
Right, I love that because it does make sense. It makes a lot of a lot actually makes a lot more sense for me
because literally I was
All the conversations we've had I don't know how to be with her
I don't know what to do. I'm so confused because this is not this is not obviously our dynamic
And I'm so interested in your guys's dynamic
But then I'm also like how do other people fit into that and I'm like I know like you just said you've sucked his dick
and we've hooked up and I'm like
But like very nice by the way
You're welcome kudos
But I'm just like it's just so like
We're so we're basic ass bitches over here
living our basic ass
We're very basic. We're
So it's just like I not hard, but I was just like I okay for me. I never want to cross somebody's boundaries
I never want to I never want to like
Make somebody uncomfortable. I never want to disrespect somebody's dynamic. So
I want to understand it. But we're an open book though. I said so if anybody ever asked us we're totally like
You've always been an open book. Oh for sure. It's just like I don't I guess I just didn't know the right questions to ask
It's a very different lifestyle. A lot of people don't know about it. And like I said, it's very individualized
So you may come across another dorm and sub that are completely different
Yeah, there's a lot of dorms that won't even let their subs play with other people
So you have to ask but and some people are going to be closed off
You just happen to find people that are very open right you guys are super open
super friendly super sexy
That just like I said, it's just for us. We're like wait what?
It's very new
territory and like I said, I'm just always trying to be
as respectful and as
careful and as
Appropriate as I can be
I mean and you have to be in this lifestyle you have to be because everybody has different rules and
And honestly, your guys is unique to me, but like everybody has different rules and I you guys are more open
I feel like yeah guys is dynamic. Yeah, but I mean, I know there's a million people here. I mean, there's not a million people here
There's probably
But like that
They all have a different dynamic and I guess I could ask every single one of them, you know
I mean if I was gonna play with them I could you could but you're gonna come across resistance
And the thing is is that I'm very proud of who we are and I'm very open to talk about it
I'm very proud of being his submissive. Yeah, and I will answer any questions people ask
Yeah, you guys have been you've actually always been open with us. I guess we just didn't know what the right questions to ask
Yeah
Right. Yeah, that's so good though
There's so much more. Do you guys have anything you know much? I know there's so much a thousand percent
I know I'm like I want to sit down with like the four of us like where we all have a mic
But is there anything you want to plug? I don't know if anybody has any
I don't have a plug. They want to plug
No, we're just basic eyes bitches
Would you guys like to share your castity name?
You don't very easy kj and her sir
Spell that slowly
Slowly
No, look at me. Hey, do you want me to do it in sign language?
KAY
Slow it down. I want to slow lower than that
Oh, in my phone. I'm gonna stick the microphone in my mouth. Okay. No, k a y j a y a n d
h e r s
Do you guys have any other profiles anywhere outside of castity or?
I mean, yeah, but I'm not going to share them on here
Have you guys tried fit life? Are you on fit life somewhere? I'm sorry. What that life? No
I've I've heard a lot about that life and we're not really part of that area
I've been on there and like looked at it, but
It's it's it's a website that you have to pay for. Yeah, and we already pay for castity and how do you feel about myspace?
My space is fantastic these days
So much fun because you got to put music on your profile and you could like nominate your your top
I don't even remember
But you know what the best thing was is that you got to pick your top five and everybody was just like
Fuck you. These are my top five. Yeah. These are my bitches right here. Exactly
All right guys, thank you so much. Thank you for having us. We are here
With kj and sir
Good dying. All right guys. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Thanks. Bye
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